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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:17Speaker 02

  Sup, Gigglers? Jerry, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:31Hannah Berner?

  What is up, my St. Augustine gigglers?

• 2:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, we're in Hollywood, Florida.

• 2:37Hannah Berner?

  True. I have to say, we didn't know where St. Augustine was. It's in Florida, very cute town.

• 2:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Cute.

• 2:45Hannah Berner?

  Cute.

• 2:46Paige DeSorbo?

  So cute.

• 2:49Hannah Berner?

  Whenever we're not in New York, if we see anything, like I'll literally see a stop sign, I'll be like, okay, cute.

• 2:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like when we're not in New York and we see that people live in a different place, we're like, this is so cute. Cute for them.

• 3:04Hannah Berner?

  I just wanted to formally apologize to the Academy because I feel like I said something somewhere about like, where the fuck is St. Augustine? Do I still know? No. But it's really a historical cute town with great brunch.

• 3:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think it's close to the Daytona 500.

• 3:19Hannah Berner?

  Really?

• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I think Daytona is like right there.

• 3:23Hannah Berner?

  Oh. It's funny because we got in the cab and the taxi driver was so excited that we were like visiting.

• 3:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we got in the Uber. They don't have taxis.

• 3:32Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I live in the 1600.

• 3:35Paige DeSorbo?

  We've got a horse and carriage.

• 3:38Hannah Berner?

  He was like, what are you here for? And like, we were tired, so we didn't say anything. We were like, to visit friends.

• 3:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, also when it's like a man, we're not going to go into like, we have a podcast. It's called Giggly Squad.

• 3:49Hannah Berner?

  Turns it on and we talk about our pussies.

• 3:51Paige DeSorbo?

  So we're just like, we're like, we're just here for a girls' trip.

• 3:54Hannah Berner?

  And he was so excited to tell us all the places we can go. But anyway, we're in the middle of fucking tour right now, like literally in bed at the Hard Rock Hotel, looking onto a pool.

• 4:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Can I tell you the last time I was at this exact hotel? I've stayed at this hotel before.

• 4:09Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God.

• 4:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I was 17 years old.

• 4:12Hannah Berner?

  Thriving, your peak.

• 4:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I was peaking. Okay, I was literally peaking. I was with four of my girlfriends. We all brought fake IDs.

• 4:22Hannah Berner?

  No parents.

• 4:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, no, my friend's dad came with us.

• 4:28Hannah Berner?

  There's always that one parent that's like, look, I don't give a shit.

• 4:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually can't believe my mom even let me go on this trip, especially with someone's dad.

• 4:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, dads don't even know like anyone's name.

• 4:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he didn't know where we were.

• 4:38Hannah Berner?

  He didn't know your name.

• 4:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he didn't. He didn't know where we were the entire time. Had these fake IDs.

• 4:43Hannah Berner?

  He was asleep. Can't say dads are always asleep.

• 4:46Paige DeSorbo?

  He was asleep.

• 4:47Hannah Berner?

  I've never met a dad that was awake.

• 4:50Paige DeSorbo?

  We go to this, what the hell is the name of that restaurant? It's like this crazy Italian restaurant where they literally-

• 4:58Hannah Berner?

  Carrabba's?

• 4:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Where they play Italian movies-

• 5:02Hannah Berner?

  Olive Garden.

• 5:03Paige DeSorbo?

  While you're at the restaurant.

• 5:05Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 5:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's like a famous, I have to look it up because it's gonna drive me nuts. We go to this restaurant, right? Obviously, there's like Italian waiters and we're just like loving it, okay? We meet these two guys.

• 5:19Hannah Berner?

  They went all the way to Florida to see Italians. That's a crazy move.

• 5:24Paige DeSorbo?

  There's none in Albany, but I literally, I couldn't find one in Albany. We're at this restaurant, we start chatting up our waiters. We give them our fake IDs, right? Because we want them to serve us alcohol. After we're done with dinner, they're like, we, we'll go out with you guys. They think we're 26, okay? These men think we're 26 years old. I was 17.

• 5:45Hannah Berner?

  They think you're divorced young moms.

• 5:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I had a whole backstory, I was a hairstylist. I was a hair frickin' stylist. I think it was like one of my brother's girlfriends. I was like, if you want to date my brother, you have to give me your fake ID.

• 5:58Hannah Berner?

  You would love being a hairstylist because you love gossip.

• 6:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd be such a good hairstylist. We go out with these men, okay? We go to like a club, whatever.

• 6:08Hannah Berner?

  Do they have like Italian accents or they're just guidos?

• 6:10Paige DeSorbo?

  They were just like guidos.

• 6:11Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 6:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even know where they were from.

• 6:13Hannah Berner?

  They were Puerto Rican.

• 6:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like I don't know where, I don't even remember what their names were. Actually, no, one of the guy's names was John.

• 6:20Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 6:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I think, whatever. We go out with these men one night. Next night, obviously, they're like, let's go out again, we had so much fun. We go out with them again. It gets to that point where it's like, oh, are you gonna come like home with me? And I start freaking out. And I go, we can't come back to your apartment because we're 17.

• 6:44Hannah Berner?

  We took, you were the one that cracked.

• 6:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I cracked.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  You cracked.

• 6:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I cracked.

• 6:47Hannah Berner?

  You were a snitch.

• 6:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a snitch. These men looked at us and they go, what? And I go, I'm so sorry. But we had a great time and now we have to run away. And we ran away.

• 7:01Hannah Berner?

  We were just here for dancing.

• 7:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, obviously I was not gonna let these men like have sex with us because that would be like illegal on my part. I feel like.

• 7:09Hannah Berner?

  There's illegal stuff happening everywhere.

• 7:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Everywhere.

• 7:11Hannah Berner?

  You were having good conversation up until that point.

• 7:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Great conversation, then I was like, I haven't, I haven't gotten into college yet. I'm actually waiting on a couple acceptance letters.

• 7:22Hannah Berner?

  I don't think I'm gonna get into college.

• 7:24Paige DeSorbo?

  This is a really dark time for me, actually. All my friends are going to college and I'm not.

• 7:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I remember my other girlfriends being like, we could have just not ever told them. I was like, they had a right to know. They had a right to know.

• 7:39Hannah Berner?

  Oh, now you're playing the hero.

• 7:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So anyway, that was my experience in Hollywood, Florida at the Hard Rock Casino.

• 7:46Hannah Berner?

  And that's, yeah, that's amazing.

• 7:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And that I feel like sums up Florida, where it's like, I didn't know she was 17.

• 7:55Hannah Berner?

  You were just saying, we got like eight Amber Alerts on our phones on the way.

• 7:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, what was up with that?

• 8:00Hannah Berner?

  It's Florida. It's Florida. Also, Florida's banning books.

• 8:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Are they?

• 8:05Hannah Berner?

  Well, I don't. Not just Florida. Did you see Julia Moore just posted her book that's about like having, it's a children's book about having freckles? And how it's okay to be different, got banned by the government.

• 8:19Hannah Berner?

  In all of America, I think. Books are being banned. So all we have is podcasts now. All we have is us, which means it's going downhill quick. Side note about Florida, we were so excited for our Izzy Trash segment. Because we were like, we're gonna get some primetime Florida garbage.

• 8:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Like in the Midwest, I'm like, oh, Izzy Trash probably isn't gonna be as explosive because like these guys are nice. And so like I wait to go to Florida. I'm like, I'm like, we're gonna get some real fucking idiots.

• 8:50Hannah Berner?

  And you know what? I always listen to my intuition when it's my job to pick the guy on stage. And what happened in Florida is I got too excited.

• 8:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:59Hannah Berner?

  Cause the first guy I looked at had a man bun.

• 9:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:01Hannah Berner?

  So I was like, the talent here is just incredible.

• 9:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Overwhelming.

• 9:04Hannah Berner?

  Overwhelming. And I should have gone with my gut and just gone with him, but I said, I got greedy. I said, I wanna see more. So I'm going to the crowd. I literally got greedy. I was like, you motherfucker, you mother, what the fuck is that hat? Why are you wearing your sunglasses on top of your hat? What's going on?

• 9:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And then you happened upon.

• 9:20Hannah Berner?

  A mullet man.

• 9:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And you don't just look past a man with a mullet in Florida.

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  No, they, and I was just like, I, I was between the two and I said, we're going with the mullet.

• 9:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Hannah Berner?

  Cause in my head, honestly, between me and you, it was a win-win.

• 9:36Paige DeSorbo?

  It, right.

• 9:36Hannah Berner?

  Either one was going to be a slam dunk for us. And the man, he's holding like a huge beer can. He's wearing like a white shirt, jeans, looks like, we were in northern Florida, which is kind of the south. So he was kind of wearing cowboy boots. Like, I was like, this is a win.

• 9:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 9:54Hannah Berner?

  He was wearing like brown boots.

• 9:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Northern, I've never thought of this before.

• 9:58Hannah Berner?

  Northern Florida, they're like southern. They're like touching.

• 10:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:02Hannah Berner?

  Georgia.

• 10:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Each other's cousins.

• 10:06Hannah Berner?

  Paige De Sorbo.

• 10:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry.

• 10:08Hannah Berner?

  Paige De Sorbo. Um, she didn't mean that, but she still doesn't think there's air conditioning in Oklahoma City. So you guys can message her about that separately. And I didn't say it, she did. Literally last time I went to Oklahoma City, they go, we have to talk to Paige. Anyway, so the guy comes on stage and I'm like, literally, I was like licking my lips. I was like, I'm about to rip this man a new asshole. And his name was Christian, which I thought was weird. That was also a red flag. I got, I thought it was going to be something. Christian sounds too smart.

• 10:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it sounds like, it sounds Connecticut.

• 10:42Hannah Berner?

  Yes, exactly, Christian.

• 10:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I wanted like a, I wanted like a.

• 10:48Hannah Berner?

  Ben.

• 10:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Or like a Dirk.

• 10:51Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes, a Dirk.

• 10:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Something like, yeah, something where you're like, I don't know.

• 10:57Hannah Berner?

  Or something really weird, like a Gerald, like that, like, cause they're great grandpa.

• 11:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:03Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, it just, Christian was already throwing me off.

• 11:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so we were already like, mm, okay.

• 11:07Hannah Berner?

  Unsure. And then he was speaking and he didn't have like a, any accent.

• 11:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no twang.

• 11:13Hannah Berner?

  No twang. And I don't even know what northern Florida twang is, but there's something.

• 11:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:18Hannah Berner?

  And then I go, okay, studs is off easy. What do you do for a living?

• 11:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm. And this man was a neurologist.

• 11:26Hannah Berner?

  We can't even spell neurologist.

• 11:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna be honest, when he first said it, my first thought in my head was, wait, what the fuck is that again?

• 11:34Hannah Berner?

  I thought he said urologist, but you reacted to it and I was like, there's no way she knows what a urologist is.

• 11:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I've gone to many a urologist. Don't dare bring on my UTIs. I've seen a thousand urologists. No, and then I was like, oh my god, this guy's a fucking brain surgeon.

• 11:50Hannah Berner?

  A brain surgeon. So we immediately are nervous. And then he used the word obliged on stage and Paige was like, get that out of here.

• 11:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Shut up.

• 11:57Hannah Berner?

  So now I'm realizing we're being outsmarted on our own stage.

• 12:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's also point this out, his girlfriend that was in the crowd, obviously the reason he was there, also a neurologist. So just two smarty pants in the house.

• 12:08Hannah Berner?

  We met in med school and I go, this is, what the fuck is going on right now? My head's starting to get hot. It's all backfiring in my face. And then I was like, where are you from? And he goes, California. I said, how dare you culturally appropriate Florida culture? And dress like this? And look like you punch walls if like, you watch your kid lose in a, in a flag football game.

• 12:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You did make a really good point though, where you're like, I don't know how I feel about my doctor walking into the room and having a mullet.

• 12:42Hannah Berner?

  No, immediately I'd be worried. Also, I'm not to throw him on-

• 12:45Paige DeSorbo?

  This guy likes to party, okay?

• 12:49Hannah Berner?

  Not to throw him under the bus, because I, we said his name and I don't want him to get fired. But we did ask him how a girl pees with a tampon in and he said, take it out.

• 12:58Paige DeSorbo?

  He didn't know.

• 12:58Hannah Berner?

  He didn't know.

• 12:59Paige DeSorbo?

  He didn't know. And we're not saying we're smarter than doctors.

• 13:02Hannah Berner?

  We're just saying that doctors do not study women, even brain surgeons. Even brain surgeons can't find your clit.

• 13:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, even a, put it on a t-shirt. Even brain surgeons can't find the clit. That's crazy. How'd he not know that?

• 13:17Hannah Berner?

  No, like, if you're a surgeon, don't you have to go through like, medical school?

• 13:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, you would think that you'd have to, at some point in the first year of medical school, you'd have to study the entire body. Just like a little, just a little like-

• 13:29Hannah Berner?

  They do study the entire body, they just study male bodies. Period.

• 13:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Period.

• 13:35Hannah Berner?

  Period. No pun intended.

• 13:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And they don't know about it.

• 13:37Hannah Berner?

  And they don't know about periods.

• 13:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And they don't know about them. No, that's actually so crazy to me.

• 13:46Hannah Berner?

  Everyone was worried. Everyone was scared. I was scared.

• 13:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I was scared.

• 13:50Hannah Berner?

  Um, but then we asked him if you could overdose on beta blockers. He said yes, which you didn't listen to.

• 13:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I did. And my doctor, my female doctor, just said, don't take more than six, okay? I said,

• 14:03Hannah Berner?

  At a time?

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Can't promise anything. No, in a day. She, in a day. She was like, look, six is enough. But I actually have never taken more than two.

• 14:12Hannah Berner?

  Do you want to give the gigglers a beta blocker, blocker update?

• 14:16Paige DeSorbo?

  A beta blocker update.

• 14:24Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, we're so tired.

• 14:26Paige DeSorbo?

  We're delusional. Okay, every time, Grace, if you're listening, which I know, I hope you are because it is your job. Every time we talk about beta blockers, please put in a, Yeah, please put in some type of, um, sound. Okay. Here's the thing about my beta blockers. And like my anxiety in general. I knew that my anxiety was so self-induced.

• 14:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And I definitely needed beta blockers.

• 14:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Throughout this whole tour.

• 14:59Hannah Berner?

  What do you mean self-induced?

• 15:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I was putting my anxiety, I was doing it to myself.

• 15:05Hannah Berner?

  Okay, you're sounding like your mom right now. Like Paige, stop. It's not your fault. You're like,

• 15:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, no, it's not my fault.

• 15:12Hannah Berner?

  You having it, but it's not self-induced.

• 15:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like I was putting myself in situations that like in my body, it was like, don't do that. And I was like, no, I'm gonna do it. And then I was getting anxiety.

• 15:22Hannah Berner?

  Okay, yeah, you were not in alignment.

• 15:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I was not aligned.

• 15:25Hannah Berner?

  Okay, but I just don't want you to be mean to yourself because that also, anyway, continue.

• 15:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, thank you.

• 15:31Hannah Berner?

  So I listened to one Mel Robbins pod, continue.

• 15:33Paige DeSorbo?

  So I took a beta blocker.

• 15:36Paige DeSorbo?

  For Radio City because Radio City was just like, that was like crazy and I was like so nervous for that. But this tour, this like leg of the tour, I have forgotten to take my beta blocker. Like we'll literally be about to go out on stage and I'm like, oh my god, I didn't take my beta blocker and then I'll run back, take it. But like, I don't need them anymore.

• 15:55Hannah Berner?

  And that's on healing because you know when something is like consuming your brain so much? Like honestly feel like you would, the whole day you'd be like, okay, I don't take my beta blocker.

• 16:06Paige DeSorbo?

  At this time.

• 16:06Hannah Berner?

  When is the beta blocker? December? Everything was about the beta blocker. You know when you feel in your life, you're like, my life will always be about beta blockers.

• 16:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I only have 20 beta blockers, but what if I need all of them?

• 16:14Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 16:15Paige DeSorbo?

  So like I need to get more beta blockers.

• 16:16Hannah Berner?

  We've all been in points in our life where something's consuming us. And then you're like, how could I live without it? And then one day you wake up like, and it's not even a topic and it's not even a thing. And it's not even you getting over something. It's like you don't even care anymore.

• 16:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you don't care anymore.

• 16:32Hannah Berner?

  So literally-

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And I've been silly on stage.

• 16:35Hannah Berner?

  We were taking photos, because we take photos before we go on stage and you, you run to the green room and I'm like, oh no, what's going on? So I go over, I think you're like, having a freak out or something? And you just go, I forgot to take my beta blocker and I, I couldn't have been happier. And again, if next week you have to take it again, that's okay. I-

• 16:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's what I've been taking them for: social situations.

• 16:57Hannah Berner?

  Oh, so we've created just a new problem.

• 17:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I had to go to a party and I was like, oh, and I'll take my beta blocker for that. Yeah.

• 17:05Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 17:06Paige DeSorbo?

  It did.

• 17:06Hannah Berner?

  Just keeping it chill.

• 17:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, just keeping my heart rate at a steady pace.

• 17:10Hannah Berner?

  I took my beta blocker for the roast and I took one for my Netflix special.

• 17:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:14Hannah Berner?

  And it was helpful. Um, so yeah, you, you've been great on stage. Silly, goosey, funny.

• 17:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been in my silly, I've been silly.

• 17:24Hannah Berner?

  Wild. Well, the crowds have been fucking amazing and we only have one more leg of the tour left.

• 17:29Paige DeSorbo?

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• 18:52Paige DeSorbo?

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• 19:29Hannah Berner?

  Because I feel so encapsulated and warm, but it's so light.

• 19:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Great use of encapsulated. I went whimsical. My jacket is the Tea Light Pearl Shine and it really does give tea light pearl shine.

• 19:42Hannah Berner?

  It gives it.

• 19:43Paige DeSorbo?

  It's sunny.

• 19:44Hannah Berner?

  Honey, and mine's black.

• 19:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes in the winter, you just see all the same colors and I'm like, okay, but let me throw like a galosh on with my puffer coat and let me have it be fun colors.

• 19:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, cuz you like a coat to be part of the outfit, not ruining the outfit. But also I hate when you put on coats and then you're like stiff. You guys, I literally could swim in this.

• 20:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it feels like it's light, but it's also extremely warm.

• 20:11Hannah Berner?

  It's not overpriced and we love giving the gigglers a good deal and it has space for layering. Like you don't feel like it's tight, so I can layer a lot.

• 20:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Very important because there's nothing worse than like layering and you're stiff and then you're sweating and it's like a cold sweat and it's like, no. And I love that it has these things for your hands because I, I really use them with my thumbs. I love when jackets have this.

• 20:34Hannah Berner?

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• 22:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, let's go back a little bit because.

• 22:57Hannah Berner?

  We had a crazy week last week.

• 22:58Paige DeSorbo?

  We had a crazy week last week. Let's talk about the Michael Kors show, first of all.

• 23:06Hannah Berner?

  You get so nervous.

• 23:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I get so nervous when you come to fashion events because I know.

• 23:11Hannah Berner?

  I've only been to two.

• 23:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You're nervous and then it makes me nervous.

• 23:14Hannah Berner?

  It's just an unfamiliar, like I don't understand the hierarchy. I don't understand all the codes going on. I'm just, I'm here to have a good time.

• 23:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 23:23Hannah Berner?

  But there's so much history and stuff going on. And Paige is looking at me like, don't you fucking embarrass me in front of my cool fashion friends.

• 23:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so we should talk about the Michael Kors show, but I need to start with this. So Hannah, so like they put like all the influencers in like one section. Everyone does like small talk and it's like, oh my God, you look so good. No, you look so good.

• 23:46Hannah Berner?

  You look so, wait, I love your outfit. You look so pretty.

• 23:50Paige DeSorbo?

  And I usually just sit in like when I get to my like where they show me where I'm sitting. I usually sit in my seat and I don't move like it. I don't cause I'm like ner- I'm not gonna get up and like annoy someone.

• 24:01Hannah Berner?

  You're not a social butterfly.

• 24:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not a social butterfly.

• 24:03Hannah Berner?

  You're a social larva.

• 24:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 24:05Hannah Berner?

  You're curled up in a corner.

• 24:07Paige DeSorbo?

  If you wanna socialize with me, you gotta come to me and you gotta sit next to me.

• 24:11Hannah Berner?

  And you're fine as long as people come to you and sit down, almost like a cat. Smell my finger, my hand first.

• 24:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And then we'll chat.

• 24:17Hannah Berner?

  And then we'll chat.

• 24:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't get, I'm not getting up and going out of my way to like go over to someone else. That's not my personality.

• 24:23Hannah Berner?

  And I felt so bad cause I only went to one fashion show this week and it was Michael Kors. And I was running late. Like my only job was to get there on time. And I was yapping it up with my hair and makeup people.

• 24:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Fashion shows never start on time though.

• 24:38Hannah Berner?

  I Googled, do fashion shows start on time? And they go, yes, they always start on time. And I was like, no. And I'm texting the Michael Kors people and I'm like, tell Michael.

• 24:45Paige DeSorbo?

  If they tell you, if the invite says be there by 11, the show's not starting until 11:30.

• 24:50Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 24:50Paige DeSorbo?

  There's just no one.

• 24:51Hannah Berner?

  I was freaking out cause I knew that you were there without me.

• 24:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I mean, I'm punctual, so I got there at 11, but it's, I actually was the first person in line, which was so embarrassing, but anyway.

• 25:02Hannah Berner?

  See, that's my nightmare.

• 25:03Paige DeSorbo?

  It was my nightmare. Actually, this was crazy. I was at the Michael Kors show and like it's the girlies are doing the PR and who's going in and who's got blah, blah, blah, blah. So like, it's not like it's like grown adult women. Do you know what I mean? Like it's the girls.

• 25:21Hannah Berner?

  We are adults.

• 25:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Oh yeah, I guess we are.

• 25:23Hannah Berner?

  We forget.

• 25:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, it's not women that are older than us.

• 25:26Hannah Berner?

  It's, it's the marketing girlies.

• 25:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's the marketing girlies. So like when I go up to the line, I'm like, what's up, girls? You know, like it's like, I'm not nervous for that part. And so I was the first person in line and she was like, sorry, like we're not letting anyone in yet. Like we're still like met. And I was like, literally keep me out here all day. Like I don't give a shit. You do what you have to do. This older woman, I would say.

• 25:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I would say forty, late forties, maybe early fifties, maybe mid forties. Who knows? I know she was like older than me and the marketing girl is. She comes up and she goes, "You're not letting anyone in yet." And this girl is so nice, she's like, "Sorry, no, like, we like still have to do like a few things inside, but like if you stand over in this line." And the lady goes, "I'm not standing in this line." And I go, "Oh." Because the last thing you're gonna do is be rude to the girl that I just met.

• 26:22Hannah Berner?

  Cause now we go way back.

• 26:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause now we, cause now, this is my friend. Okay, and she's trying to do her job. And the last thing you're gonna do is come up here and yell at her for doing her job.

• 26:34Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's crazy because there's like insane celebrities there, like Kerry Wa- like Kerry Washington.

• 26:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Insane celebrities. And this lady goes, "Um, so you don't have a different line for media?" And the, and the girl was like, "Um, no bitch, we don't." Like basically like, "No, get in the line." And I was so offended for her and I literally looked at the marketing girl and I was like, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry." Like, "That was so rude of that woman." And she was, and the marketing girl was like, "Oh yeah, they do that all the ti- like I, it didn't faze me kind of thing."

• 27:06Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. That's when you know you've been in fashion for a minute, when that stuff doesn't faze you.

• 27:10Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, "Oh, as long as she didn't punch me in the face, I'm literally fine." And I was like, "Okay." So I was offended walking in for my friend that I don't know who it was.

• 27:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, "The girl outside, give her a raise." Plus it's also like freezing, everyone's freezing, like you're gonna get inside. These girls have to wait outside till everyone gets in, like, also like chill the fuck out.

• 27:34Hannah Berner?

  Like, I just want people to know I stand with the girl up front.

• 27:38Hannah Berner?

  I stand in solidarity with her. I don't know her name, but I respect her and I believe she should be treated with kindness.

• 27:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she's literally trying to make a career for herself and she doesn't need this mom yelling at her.

• 27:52Hannah Berner?

  I walked in exact opposite energy to the other spectrum where I was just apologizing to everyone and they were like, "Why are you apologizing?" I'm like, "I'm so, I thought the whole show was waiting for me. I thought Michael was holding it up for me." So anyway, you walk in.

• 28:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So I walk in. I get my seat. I take my pictures. I'm sitting there, I'm waiting for you. Everyone starts coming in. Hannah gets there.

• 28:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Now, if I have an eye on Hannah and I know who she's talking to, I feel better about it. Okay, once I lose her in the crowd, I'm like, she's gone rogue.

• 28:25Hannah Berner?

  I do shine in those, like, I love a social butterfly.

• 28:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you are a social butterfly.

• 28:30Hannah Berner?

  Yapping, yapping, yapping. Oh, hi, oh, hi, oh, hi.

• 28:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone's taking pictures, you're yelling to them while they're taking their pictures. You're making them laugh. I'm like, it's not a talent show.

• 28:41Hannah Berner?

  No, when I come to a party, I'm giving a hundred percent.

• 28:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 28:46Hannah Berner?

  Also, Rachel Zegler was walking by.

• 28:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 28:49Hannah Berner?

  But again, this wasn't like, people weren't socializing, like, everyone was sitting down at this point. And I yelped at, like, I barked at her.

• 28:55Paige DeSorbo?

  We're waiting for the show to start. Everyone, they made an announcement, take your seats.

• 29:00Hannah Berner?

  And this is the thing, I felt like I was, I felt like I was in school again, where I was like, if I see my friend, I'm gonna say, what's good?

• 29:09Paige DeSorbo?

  We were, we were literally the juniors. We were sitting in our section and you saw a freshman that you knew walk by. And you yelled to her.

• 29:18Hannah Berner?

  And, because that's the kind of human I am.

• 29:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:21Hannah Berner?

  She got scared.

• 29:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, she's with four bodyguards.

• 29:25Hannah Berner?

  She had to have four bodyguards. You literally grabbed my leg. Because you go, you don't know Rachel Zegler. And I go, I literally talked to her for 20 minutes once. And she looks at me waves, because she's literally being escorted to her important seat. By the way, I DMs her after, which was ballsy.

• 29:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, would you say?

• 29:43Hannah Berner?

  Because I actually was afraid that she was like, okay, keep Hannah Berner away from me and my teeth. So I go, by the way, I'm so sorry I barked at you at the Michael Kors show.

• 29:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You literally barked at her.

• 29:54Hannah Berner?

  No, I was like, my God. And someone's like, get your chihuahua back in its bag.

• 29:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:58Hannah Berner?

  And she was like, oh, my God, I love you. Because I just know she likes Giggly Squad and I was sitting with you.

• 30:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, okay.

• 30:03Hannah Berner?

  It didn't work out how I wanted it to.

• 30:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you were actually correct in doing that. My social anxiety took over in that moment. I was like, oh.

• 30:09Hannah Berner?

  See, when I'm anxious, I talk more. Like, I get bigger. When you're anxious, you get smaller.

• 30:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Shut down.

• 30:15Hannah Berner?

  So together, it's very, very funny. You're like that, I'm like the mom, and you're the toddler that's holding the leg of the mom. And you're like, she normally is actually quite outgoing, but she's having a day.

• 30:29Hannah Berner?

  That's literally you at social events and people will be like Paige is so, is so quiet. And I go, you should see her when she gets comfortable.

• 30:35Paige DeSorbo?

  When we're home.

• 30:36Hannah Berner?

  When we're home.

• 30:36Paige DeSorbo?

  You should see her when we're at home.

• 30:37Hannah Berner?

  Also, speaking of toddlers, I'm not wearing pants right now.

• 30:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah walks in my room, immediately just takes off her pants. It literally looks like she's about to tell me that she threw up.

• 30:48Hannah Berner?

  I go, can you wipe me?

• 30:52Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm wearing no pants. I'm wearing a long shirt though. Let's just, I don't want people to think I'm.

• 30:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's fine.

• 30:57Hannah Berner?

  Also, I'm wearing full granny panties.

• 30:58Paige DeSorbo?

  So then.

• 30:59Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:00Paige DeSorbo?

  So then, um.

• 31:01Hannah Berner?

  We're seeing people.

• 31:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We're seeing people. We're saying hi. Acquired style, Bridgette and Danielle.

• 31:08Hannah Berner?

  Twinsies.

• 31:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Twins. On TikTok, Felong, I think is their last name.

• 31:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 31:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Gorgeous, cute, adorable. I think they're like 25 maybe. They're younger, like kids, but like, you know.

• 31:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, us grandmas, Hannah goes up to them. Now, I've never.

• 31:28Hannah Berner?

  It was a mutual, we.

• 31:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It was, we were standing in the same section.

• 31:31Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 31:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never met them in person, but like I've seen all of their TikToks and I just think they're so fricking cute. I'm like always commenting on their stuff. Like you guys are adorable.

• 31:39Hannah Berner?

  The problem is you think you know people.

• 31:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:42Hannah Berner?

  And I feel like I had, I had met one of them before, but I was very warm, like to the point where it seemed like we've been.

• 31:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, when I meet girls that are, that I know are like younger than us and like.

• 31:53Hannah Berner?

  You, I never think of age.

• 31:55Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I always do.

• 31:57Hannah Berner?

  I've, see in my head, first of all, I'm Gen Z.

• 31:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 31:59Hannah Berner?

  They see me and they go, my Gen Z queen. I've literally, also I'm ageless in my head.

• 32:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's actually probably good.

• 32:05Hannah Berner?

  Like I walk around, I'm a soul. I'm a soul that you can take or leave.

• 32:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I, like, when I meet girls that I know are younger than me, I'm like, you're younger than me. I have to.

• 32:17Hannah Berner?

  Protect.

• 32:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Protect you and be so overly nice to you because if, like, I know how I was when I was 25 and I would meet girls in their 30s, I'd be like, they know what they're doing and they were like, whatever. So I would be anxious. So that's, so I do it for my younger self. It really has nothing to do with them. It's for my own.

• 32:34Hannah Berner?

  You're projecting.

• 32:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I project.

• 32:36Hannah Berner?

  I do though, but it's funny. I see them as just like other creatives in the field.

• 32:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. See, I see them as like.

• 32:43Hannah Berner?

  I see them as.

• 32:43Paige DeSorbo?

  A little sister.

• 32:44Hannah Berner?

  I see them as being like, I know I look like I'm 27, but I am at my 30s.

• 32:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I know you think I'm your age, but I'm not.

• 32:51Hannah Berner?

  They're like, no one said that.

• 32:52Paige DeSorbo?

  So Hannah says to them, um. Can I ask you guys a question? And I go, oh god. Like, it could be anything. It could literally, being friends with you, that could be anything. I'm like, I can't fucking wait to hear what she's about to ask these girls.

• 33:09Hannah Berner?

  I'm in like dad joke mode, I'm turning into my dad. Like, at the brunch place yesterday, I ordered a

• 33:19Hannah Berner?

  Also, we're like, we're just tired. I ordered a BLT on sourdough bread. Think of the biggest sourdough loaf you've ever seen, ever. It was insane. And so, they cut it, and they didn't even cut it in half. It's just like, the biggest sandwich I've ever seen in my life. So, the, the, the nice lady puts it down, and I look at her and I go, I give myself, I think I'm an actress. So, I give the tone, I go, oh, I actually was expecting a bigger sandwich. She looked at me dead serious. I looked at her, Paige is like, Hannah, stop it. She's embarrassed, so I'm literally a dad. And then later on, the girl was like, by the way, I like Giggly Squad. And I'm like, you could've told me, instead of leaving me high and dry when I tried to make a loaf.

• 34:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, my dad joke. You could've acknowledged my dad joke.

• 34:02Hannah Berner?

  And by the way, I was at the point with the, the girls at the Michael Kors show, where like, we had said hi to each other, and then we were still talking, and I felt pressure. I had to bring something more to the conversation.

• 34:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 34:13Hannah Berner?

  So, I got creative.

• 34:15Paige DeSorbo?

  So Hannah looks at these two girls, and she goes, "Any chance you guys have ever watched the show Severance?" And the girls are like, "No."

• 34:24Hannah Berner?

  One of them did.

• 34:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Was like, "Maybe we've seen like, one episode, but like, no." And Hannah goes, "Okay, well, in the show..." I'm like, "Oh my fucking god." "In the show, there's like, an innie and an outie, and like, the innie has a real job, and I feel like that's you, because you used to work in finance, and then I feel like the outie is like, you, because you're a, a, a content creator." And I was just like, "Oh, my god."

• 34:49Hannah Berner?

  You, you're an innie and you're the outie. And then one of them started laughing, the other one was like, "What is she talking about? Did she just call me a belly button?" And then I was like, "Nnn, I have to go back to my seat."

• 34:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And it was great chatting with you. Have a great show.

• 35:01Hannah Berner?

  And I did do a follow-up DM, by the way, and I said, hey, um, I hope you watch Severance. It's a really good show.

• 35:09Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you, running home and DMing everyone that we've met?

• 35:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because I have anxiety too. And I remember all the people that I feel like I made uncomfortable.

• 35:16Paige DeSorbo?

  See, that's why I stay quiet in the moment, because I'm like, I can't, I can't.

• 35:20Hannah Berner?

  What do you think I have in my notes app? All the people I need to DM to make sure that they don't hate me?

• 35:26Hannah Berner?

  Because I tried, because this is my thing, I'm trying to get a laugh. And the laugh, one, is risky, and two, it's not always appropriate for the environment you're in.

• 35:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 35:35Hannah Berner?

  And when I'm constantly on the road doing stand-up, like, I, I just, you have to be riffing all day. So it's hard to sometimes get yourself out of that mode of like, trying to make people laugh, which can be super annoying.

• 35:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:47Hannah Berner?

  Like, some comics are just always clowns, and you're like, hey, not the time to, like, work your material out on me. Like, we're at a USPS.

• 35:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:54Hannah Berner?

  Um, even like, when we were flying and the pilot walked by, like, so bad, I wanted to call him a zaddy. And I was like, this is not a stand-up show. This is a man just trying to do his job. You don't need to, the sexual harassment.

• 36:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Nobody talks about, like, when you're getting off a plane and the pilot comes out and he stands there, and he says bye to everyone, a sexual undertone.

• 36:20Hannah Berner?

  He goes, you like that?

• 36:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you see how I landed that big thing?

• 36:26Hannah Berner?

  He goes, was that a smooth ride for you?

• 36:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there's a sexual undertone of the pilot saying, have a good day.

• 36:32Hannah Berner?

  See you next time, babe. Come back for more later.

• 36:38Hannah Berner?

  But then I think you, I've actually-

• 36:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Text your friends about it, wasn't it? This is a big plane, wasn't it?

• 36:42Hannah Berner?

  It was big, right? You didn't think it was gonna be that good, right? But it was.

• 36:47Hannah Berner?

  See, I've been joking on stage about female pilots still, even though the female pilot community's mad at me. Of how if I was there, I'd just be like, are you guys mad at me?

• 36:57Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, sorry, my bad. Please come back. Is energy weird? Okay, thank you.

• 37:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Come up with a loudspeaker. You're just like, are you guys okay?

• 37:05Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say one thing about social situations, though, that has made me feel better. Everyone feels like they made an ass to themselves in some way.

• 37:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:15Hannah Berner?

  So I realized when they leave, they probably thought that they were, could have been, or they didn't. But like, everyone is insecure, worried about their own shit.

• 37:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I used to be really insecure going to like workout classes or like to the gym.

• 37:26Hannah Berner?

  I actually still am.

• 37:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause I'd be like, everyone's looking at me and knows I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. And then I realized everyone's thinking that in their own head about themselves.

• 37:34Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 37:35Paige DeSorbo?

  And so it's like, actually, no one's thinking about you.

• 37:37Hannah Berner?

  I actually, I get, but Sunny is, I actually know what to do at the gym.

• 37:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 37:44Hannah Berner?

  Like, no, like, I literally like,

• 37:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like you,

• 37:46Hannah Berner?

  had professional trainers,

• 37:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like you're an athlete.

• 37:49Hannah Berner?

  one school telling me how to do everything. It's more like I get very overstimulated by everything around me to the point that I'm like, I can't handle this and I need to be like alone, but.

• 37:58Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I love Pilates.

• 38:00Hannah Berner?

  We, I have been in my Pilates era.

• 38:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we're Pilates girls.

• 38:03Hannah Berner?

  We.

• 38:04Paige DeSorbo?

  We're gonna make Pilates socks.

• 38:05Hannah Berner?

  We really think you guys, if you, if you were like, what is the workout I should do? One, because you could lie down during it.

• 38:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I love when they switch it up and they're like, okay, let's take a stretch now. I'm like, yeah.

• 38:20Hannah Berner?

  No, I, we love our Pilates.

• 38:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we love Pilates. Okay, wait, so then, after Michael Kors, then the show's over, then we're like going back to like take a picture with Michael.

• 38:30Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no, I literally blocked it out.

• 38:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I get snubbed.

• 38:34Hannah Berner?

  By Michael?

• 38:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. He hugged you this time.

• 38:38Hannah Berner?

  Well, because I came in, no, I came in with a handshake.

• 38:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you did? I didn't even notice that.

• 38:42Hannah Berner?

  Well, I was like overcompensating because of last time I felt like he didn't see me for me. So I came in with the hand, but right before we were about to take a photo with him, one of the marketing girlies we were with was like, do you know Michael has a cat? Which he shouldn't have told me, because that was fresh in my brain.

• 39:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 39:01Hannah Berner?

  So the second I saw him, I said, I shook his hand.

• 39:04Paige DeSorbo?

  We love cats too.

• 39:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm literally mid-smile. I'm like, no, she didn't. I'm like, no, she fucking did it. Do you want to know what Michael Kors says back? Nothing. Silence. He goes, I don't give a fuck if you guys like cats. Half the population likes cats, you freaks. Get out of my line.

• 39:27Hannah Berner?

  Sometimes you bring cats up to people and they're like, I need to show you every photo. I threw it out there, wasn't caught.

• 39:35Paige DeSorbo?

  He wanted to take it, he could.

• 39:36Hannah Berner?

  But you know what?

• 39:37Paige DeSorbo?

  He didn't give anything back.

• 39:38Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what I have to say, though? But he wasn't rude about it.

• 39:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he wasn't.

• 39:41Hannah Berner?

  He was matter of fact. And he said, thank you.

• 39:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you for coming.

• 39:45Hannah Berner?

  No, he didn't say it.

• 39:46Paige DeSorbo?

  He didn't say anything. He literally said nothing.

• 39:47Hannah Berner?

  I didn't even feel weird. I just felt like, another time.

• 39:50Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what?

• 39:53Paige DeSorbo?

  We'll catch up about this later, Michael. Have a good night.

• 39:56Hannah Berner?

  Michael, if you're listening.

• 39:58Paige DeSorbo?

  He's not.

• 40:00Hannah Berner?

  To all the marketing girls at Michael Kors listening, let Michael know that we have cats. And if he wants to do some kind of cat thing with us, we are available.

• 40:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, shout out to the Michael Kors girls too, because I needed an outfit for the Summer House premiere party. And I literally dropped the ball on it. I had nothing. And they sent me over the cutest little romper that they let me borrow. And they did it so quick.

• 40:21Hannah Berner?

  People were going nuts over my pantsuit. My people, Kim DeSorbo, sent me a text and said, hey, sweetie, you looked amazing in the Michael Kors outfit.

• 40:31Paige DeSorbo?

  She sent me a text too and said, hey, Paige, Hannah looks amazing today. I was like, okay, what about me? I said, you birthed me. She said, Paige, come on, you always look good. You know, I always think you look good.

• 40:45Hannah Berner?

  Well, so I started a new era of wearing my hair slicked back, but keeping half up, half down. Because I think I look like a hard-boiled egg if I go full slick.

• 40:56Paige DeSorbo?

  But how many times have I been saying, your hair looks so good pulled back, and you wouldn't do it?

• 41:02Hannah Berner?

  Okay, Aaron Samuels.

• 41:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, I'm just saying, I've been saying for years, you look good in a high pony.

• 41:08Hannah Berner?

  Why are you yelling?

• 41:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, yeah.

• 41:10Hannah Berner?

  Like, you're literally yelling at me.

• 41:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm literally yelling.

• 41:12Hannah Berner?

  I'll tell you why. Because in middle school, you know when kids say stuff that like, they're not even trying to be funny? They're just stating facts.

• 41:19Paige DeSorbo?

  They're matter of fact.

• 41:20Hannah Berner?

  They're matter of fact. I wore my hair like that and some girl was like, you look like Legolas. And this was during prime, um, Lord of the Rings. Is it Lord of the Rings?

• 41:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, Lord of the Rings, like, Orlando Bloom.

• 41:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:31Hannah Berner?

  Who, by the way, gorgeous, but not the look I was going for.

• 41:36Hannah Berner?

  So immediately I was like, and if I do that, I look like a killer elf and I don't want to do that.

• 41:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 41:42Hannah Berner?

  But

• 41:42Paige DeSorbo?

  One kid was like, you have big ears.

• 41:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they said I had elf ears and they weren't joking. So then I've taken that with me and

• 41:51Paige DeSorbo?

  You've carried that.

• 41:52Hannah Berner?

  But I was super brave and I did it for the Michael Kors show.

• 41:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And it looks so good.

• 41:55Hannah Berner?

  Everyone liked it. Shout out to Kat Thompson. She did my hair. She's amazing.

• 41:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you looked amazing at the show.

• 42:00Hannah Berner?

  But then I tried to do it myself. Last night, we had a couple of meltdowns.

• 42:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Just a few.

• 42:06Hannah Berner?

  I, yeah, I'm working on it. I'm figuring it out. Then we had to go to the lactaid show.

• 42:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 42:12Hannah Berner?

  Which was

• 42:12Paige DeSorbo?

  So funny.

• 42:13Hannah Berner?

  This is what dreams are made of. Hey now.

• 42:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I love an intimate show.

• 42:19Hannah Berner?

  Oh, well, you know, comedy is meant to be in like a club environment. Shout out, if you weren't able to make the show, they have this lactaid sweeps where you can go to their Instagram and they're sending out like lactaid merch and stuff.

• 42:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, cute.

• 42:34Hannah Berner?

  So check that out. I'm obsessed with lactaid. One, because it's real milk, but just without the lactose. And as a woman in STEM, I don't know how they do it, but they do it. So it's like, you're not drinking weird made up stuff. Like, we like drinking real milk.

• 42:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I love real milk.

• 42:48Hannah Berner?

  In this town.

• 42:50Paige DeSorbo?

  This town is big enough for the both of us and a glass of milk.

• 42:53Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 42:53Paige DeSorbo?

  It was Hannah's literal dream come true. It was a room full of dairy baddies coming together at the lactaid Dairy Lovers Lounge to celebrate real dairy, just without the lactose. And of course, we made it special with a club giggly show. It was truly everything. But if you did miss out on it, you can still join the Dairy Baddies Movement because Lactaid is giving away exclusive event merch. We're talking Dairy Baddies sweatshirts, totes, hats, and coupons for their delicious creamy lactose-free ice cream. Now until February 21st, head over to Lactaid on Instagram, enter the Lactaid Dairy Baddies Box Sweepstakes by following the instructions on the official Sweepstakes post.

• 43:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And get yourself in the running so you can enjoy 100% real dairy without compromise. Check out all the details and official rules at the link in their bio.

• 43:43Hannah Berner?

  So Lactaid, we had so much fun. And I liked my outfit too.

• 43:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, I loved our outfits. Here's the thing about me and Hannah that I think people really don't get. Never in the history of our friendship have we ever said, hey, this is what I'm wearing tonight. And like, sent a picture. Especially for Giggly Squad, we did an entire tour. We did not show each other one single outfit. We matched for every single show.

• 44:08Hannah Berner?

  And I know some people are like, oh, they're going to different events. No. First of all, it's our event, so we made up the event.

• 44:15Paige DeSorbo?

  First of all, no.

• 44:17Hannah Berner?

  First of all, uh-uh.

• 44:20Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no. Cause we're different aesthetics, same event. Look, I'm not fighting with this imaginary person right now.

• 44:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so perfect example, Nashville, you wore a pink outfit, I wore pink and brown boots.

• 44:34Hannah Berner?

  Period. But then you did buy a shirt from Instagram shop that everyone's losing their mind over, which, I did not see that for you.

• 44:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't see it for me either.

• 44:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 44:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I get, sometimes Instagram shop, like, look how millennial I am.

• 44:49Hannah Berner?

  They know us better than our own families.

• 44:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I love getting an ad for me that I'm like, yeah, thanks.

• 44:57Hannah Berner?

  Cut out the middleman, why am I searching, tell me what I want.

• 45:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 45:00Hannah Berner?

  Tell me what I want.

• 45:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I want that shirt. It just happened to fall on, it was a great Valentine's Day t-shirt. I felt like, cause I was like, I'm not wearing pink or red. I did it the night before for Galentine's, I'm not doing it for

• 45:13Hannah Berner?

  Not actual Valentine's Day.

• 45:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Actual Valentine's.

• 45:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and I think it was really, really cute and really, really fun.

• 45:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it was fun. We've had a fun, this was a fun leg.

• 45:24Hannah Berner?

  I think cause we had a decent break before it.

• 45:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 45:27Hannah Berner?

  We had a lot of, I mean, we're not done.

• 45:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we're not done.

• 45:29Hannah Berner?

  We still have one more.

• 45:30Paige DeSorbo?

  One more show tonight at 8pm.

• 45:34Hannah Berner?

  I was on The Bachelor. Did you know I was doing The Bachelor? I had told you.

• 45:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, one more thing about Michael Kors and then let's get into The Bachelor. Everyone was DMing me from the pictures from Michael Kors, being like Hannah looks so good, Hannah looks so good. Then I started getting DMs, being like, why do you guys look alike? Wait, you guys look like the same person in this picture. And then I had a thought, you know, like when you get an animal and everyone's like, you look like your cat. Like Daphne and I are twins.

• 46:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 46:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like we've been spending so much time together.

• 46:07Hannah Berner?

  No, we're blending.

• 46:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Blending.

• 46:09Hannah Berner?

  Well, I did this interview recently where they were asking about us and our friendship and I realized like, I am a comedian who low-key like loves fashion. Like I like creative stuff.

• 46:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm a fashion person that is low-key a comedian.

• 46:23Hannah Berner?

  So we're actually very similar, but like different fonts.

• 46:26Paige DeSorbo?

  We're right there.

• 46:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, when we're merging.

• 46:28Paige DeSorbo?

  We're at the intersection.

• 46:29Hannah Berner?

  We are crowning. No, that's the wrong word.

• 46:34Paige DeSorbo?

  We're coming out of the womb.

• 46:37Hannah Berner?

  We're coming out of the womb. Um, yeah, so I was on The Bachelor last week. Everyone should watch if they haven't.

• 46:42Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so good. Also, I loved your outfit. Yeah. I support my friends. If there's a view to be had, I'm gonna view it.

• 46:50Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say the only time I text you about your outfit is to just be like, do you like your outfit? Cause I just wanna see the mood you're gonna be in for the night.

• 46:59Paige DeSorbo?

  You know me so well.

• 47:00Hannah Berner?

  Cause I literally, I don't care what you're wearing, I just go, is it good? And you'll either be like, it is so good, like I'm obsessed. And I'm like, oh, thank God, just gonna have it.

• 47:07Paige DeSorbo?

  That's the only reason I went to the Super Bowl.

• 47:09Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you were so excited.

• 47:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, I have an outfit for a Saturday night that I, that needs to be shown.

• 47:14Hannah Berner?

  Leather hot pants.

• 47:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm wearing a leather jacket in 95 degree weather and I will keep it zipped.

• 47:20Hannah Berner?

  Do you prefer hot pants or underwear?

• 47:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Hot pants.

• 47:27Hannah Berner?

  And you heard it here first?

• 47:31Hannah Berner?

  Cause you were wearing underwear for a while.

• 47:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I was wearing underwear for a while.

• 47:36Hannah Berner?

  Underwear and tights and now it's.

• 47:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And now it's a mini shorts. Yeah.

• 47:39Hannah Berner?

  I like that better.

• 47:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 47:41Hannah Berner?

  My labia be swinging.

• 47:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she be out there.

• 47:44Hannah Berner?

  The Columbia Amaze Puff Jacket is so iconic because I feel so encapsulated and warm, but it's so light.

• 47:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Great use of encapsulated. I went whimsical. My jacket is the Tea Light Pearl Shine and it really does give tea light pearl shine.

• 48:00Hannah Berner?

  It gives it.

• 48:01Paige DeSorbo?

  It's honey.

• 48:02Hannah Berner?

  Honey. And mine's black.

• 48:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes in the winter, you just see all the same colors. And I'm like, okay, but let me throw like a galosh on with my puffer coat and let me have it be fun colors.

• 48:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because you like a coat to be part of the outfit, not ruining the outfit. But also I hate when you put on coats and then you're like stiff. You guys, I literally could swim in this.

• 48:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it feels like it's light, but it's also extremely warm.

• 48:29Hannah Berner?

  It's not overpriced.

• 48:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 48:31Hannah Berner?

  And we love giving the gigglers a good deal. And it has space for layering. Like you don't feel like it's tight, so I can layer a lot.

• 48:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Very important because there's nothing worse than like layering and you're stiff and then you're sweating and it's like a cold sweat and it's like, no.

• 48:44Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 48:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love that it has these things for your hands because I, I really use them with my thumbs. I love when jackets have this.

• 48:52Hannah Berner?

  So cute. And they have all different length options for what you prefer, depending on how long your torso is. Visit Columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket.

• 49:03Paige DeSorbo?

  It's tough on cold, soft on you.

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• 50:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so The Bachelor, I was wearing a vintage Moschino suit. Shout out Tabitha.

• 50:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you looked really cool.

• 50:42Hannah Berner?

  And then they were like, things changed, we're doing like a finance thing. And it was like possibly going to be Barbara Corcoran, and I was like Barbara's literally my best friend. So that's great. Somehow I end up on a finance date with Daniel from The Bachelor, I'm sorry. With Daniel from Shark Tank, who's amazing, owns Kind Bar, so sweet and funny. Shout out Daniel Lebedsky. Um, but I was like, why am I here? Why am I here for the finance date? And they were like, we, they don't care, go have fun. And I said, okay, well, I'm wearing a tie, I'm about to boss bitches around. There were all these rules for, because you know, like they do these games. Did not understand the rules of the game, but I was supposed to explain them.

• 51:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, and we find ourselves in a conundrum.

• 51:25Hannah Berner?

  That was the pickle we were in. And they kept being like, if they do this, I go, look. My job was when the girls got answers right was like to give them money, like fake money. I'm not knocking a girl money.

• 51:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's like illegal.

• 51:38Hannah Berner?

  No, they were basically like, give the girl, certain girls money and knock girls money if they're wrong. And I go, I'm sorry, in this town.

• 51:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Economy.

• 51:46Hannah Berner?

  Every girl is right. And then the girls were so funny because I know I'm a people pleaser. They'd be like, Hannah, give me more. And I'd be like, yes. So I gave everyone, they were like, the game has gone awry. You need to like, we need one winner. And I said,

• 52:00Paige DeSorbo?

  They're all winners.

• 52:01Hannah Berner?

  They're all winners. They're all here fighting for their life. Funniest part about filming The Bachelor is there was a point, and I don't know if I was just giggling too hard, but like some of the girls were gigglers. I think they forgot Grant was there.

• 52:15Paige DeSorbo?

  When the gigglers get together and they know there's other gigglers, I don't care if you're on The Bachelor, we'll stone a man.

• 52:21Hannah Berner?

  No, we, we were shooting for hours and there was a moment where like, they were, we were all just like kikiing. And I was like, guys, aren't you, shouldn't you be talking to Grant? Cause like you have to get Grant's love.

• 52:32Paige DeSorbo?

  The name Grant.

• 52:35Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, beautiful man.

• 52:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Beautiful man.

• 52:38Hannah Berner?

  Beautiful, tall, sturdy, smart.

• 52:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't trust a man named Grant. I don't, Grant, what are you gonna grant? Grant what, sir? These wishes, I don't know. You know, it's just, it's giving, it's giving, he can do it, but will he? You know?

• 52:58Hannah Berner?

  Well, he was standing next to me and you know, I was, I wanted to ask him my is he trash questions, but I was being nice. I was being supportive because I

• 53:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You're being professional.

• 53:07Hannah Berner?

  Professional, which is something I haven't done in a while.

• 53:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, yeah.

• 53:10Hannah Berner?

  But there was a point where I was like, girls, you gotta start talking to Grant.

• 53:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 53:14Hannah Berner?

  But being, I watched The Bachelor like in college. I was so into The Bachelor. I actually had to take a break from it. Cause it's two hours a night.

• 53:23Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the only reality show I've never watched. I don't know.

• 53:28Hannah Berner?

  It's so, you should start from the beginning.

• 53:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I think because when it was on, like in its peak, you know, like when you're in middle school and like high school and you have things like that. Like, okay, I had dance class on Tuesday. I guess I'll never watch those.

• 53:42Hannah Berner?

  It was two hour episodes to the point that it started like hurting my mental health. Cause I was like, I'm addicted to this shit. It was four hours a week.

• 53:50Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the only reality show. So like, I never know people from The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. And I feel like I'm like out, left out of the joke.

• 53:57Hannah Berner?

  It's really good.

• 53:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Knows them.

• 53:58Hannah Berner?

  And then they started Bachelor in Paradise, which means like all these people that had lost in quotations on The Bachelor. In this place and like to stay, you have to be coupled up like

• 54:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a Love Island girl.

• 54:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah, cuz you like when they say villa.

• 54:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 54:14Hannah Berner?

  But The Bachelor was interesting cuz I don't know what happened the previous night, but the girls were tired. They were like, we had like an intense date or like the rose ceremony lasted, like they keep them up like crazy hours.

• 54:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I'd be scared of? A tired giggler cuz

• 54:32Paige DeSorbo?

  A sleepy giggler? No, she's not to be trusted.

• 54:35Hannah Berner?

  The girls walked in and I was like, okay, we're gonna keep it light and fun.

• 54:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:39Hannah Berner?

  No one's fighting today.

• 54:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:40Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna keep it in. And then actually, you know, at the end, they were like, how do you wanna do a confessional? I started feeling PTSD.

• 54:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:47Hannah Berner?

  It started to rise and I said, you know what? Bring it back.

• 54:50Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like

• 54:50Hannah Berner?

  Roll back the tape.

• 54:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I've actually got some shit to say.

• 54:54Hannah Berner?

  I go, what do you want me to talk about? So they, so I like, I made some confessionals in it, which was really funny.

• 55:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you did really good. It was funny.

• 55:03Hannah Berner?

  And I think I had like one good quote about giving girls money, so I'm happy about it.

• 55:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw that, yeah.

• 55:08Hannah Berner?

  So anyway, I'm back on reality TV.

• 55:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You heard it here first.

• 55:12Hannah Berner?

  I recently felt, speaking of age, I felt really old because I was talking to this girl and I mentioned something about high school and like your lockers. And she was like, ooh, we didn't have lockers. And I was like, oh, like what kind of school did you go to? And she goes, we had iPads. And I was like, what? You just walk around with an iPad? You don't have lower back pain? You're not, like, you're not getting pushed into a locker, you're not forgetting your combination and embarrassingly being late to class? That's what made me a woman.

• 55:45Paige DeSorbo?

  So all their textbooks are on the iPad?

• 55:48Hannah Berner?

  I think so. But then it's like you don't have an excuse, like, you know, you're like, oh, I forgot my textbook. Also, by the way, we were lugging like eight textbooks around.

• 55:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, do you remember you'd have to go pick up your textbooks before school started? But some girls, like you could get your textbooks at school, like it was all like based on like your district. It is very Hunger Games if you really think about it.

• 56:10Hannah Berner?

  Hunger Games, and then the one kid who was smart and put it in a roly bag was brutally bullied.

• 56:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Brutally.

• 56:17Hannah Berner?

  Because that was socially unacceptable when they were actually just looking out for their L4, L5.

• 56:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you remember there would be like every year, it was, there was a different cool way to wear your backpack?

• 56:27Hannah Berner?

  Well, oh my god, do you remember when like bags got popular?

• 56:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I had a bag.

• 56:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that is like.

• 56:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I couldn't do it. I would go to Victoria's Secret and whatever new tote they had, that was my backpack.

• 56:39Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 56:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Then there was also like a phase where like if boy, like boys, I didn't, obviously didn't have, go to school with boys, but like when we saw them, like if they wore their backpack like really high up, like there was something hot about it.

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 56:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And then there was like the one strap guys.

• 56:55Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Also, there are the guys where I'm like, he doesn't have any books in his bag and he's not going to class today.

• 57:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Going to an all-girls school, we did a lot of reverse backpacks where we would wear our backpack on the front, like we were pregnant women.

• 57:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you could get into it easier.

• 57:17Hannah Berner?

  We had such different school lives. Like, I can't imagine going to an all-girls school.

• 57:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It was mayhem.

• 57:23Hannah Berner?

  Mayhem in like a good way, like you just have like best girlfriends, but then also like insanity.

• 57:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I think it's, I think being surrounded just by girls in high school, it lets your psychoticness fly freely. You know, because it's like, no one here is gonna judge me because we're all the same. And so it lets you, it kind of, it just relaxes you. You're like, I don't give a fuck.

• 57:49Hannah Berner?

  There was so many hormones going on. Like, I remember there was this one girl who, I don't know about you, but like I never noticed girls boobs. Like, that's my friend. Like, I'm looking her in the eye, that's my friend. And every, like, I was with some guys and they were talking about like how hot my friend was. And I was like, okay, you don't sexualize my friend. And they were like, have you ever seen her yawn in class? And I was like, what do you mean? Like, whenever she yawns, she like stretches her arms and she has like, and her boobs, like, she stretches.

• 58:18Hannah Berner?

  I literally was like, how fucking dare you? She's tired. And then like, I see her yawn in class and I'm like, her boobs.

• 58:26Hannah Berner?

  But I remember thinking during class like, oh no, Camilla's gonna yawn again.

• 58:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh no, she didn't get a full eight hours, the men are hard. See, this is why, no, I can, I will never send my daughter to high school with boys.

• 58:37Hannah Berner?

  There's a lot of times that girls would get embarrassed to maybe like raise their hand and say something.

• 58:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:42Hannah Berner?

  But then I would argue that like, you still didn't raise your hand.

• 58:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Absolutely not.

• 58:47Hannah Berner?

  So imagine if there were boys in the class.

• 58:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I wouldn't have been able to do it. I also think it's based on, I think you know your child. I think my mom knew. And she's not going to school with boys.

• 58:56Hannah Berner?

  I think I've said it before how literally crazy I am, but I was at a tennis academy. We don't talk about that. I was homeschooled for two and a half years. It was crazy.

• 59:04Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't talk about that enough.

• 59:05Hannah Berner?

  It's a dark time. We don't talk about it. But then I-

• 59:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Who did it?

• 59:08Hannah Berner?

  It was a Florida online class and I was like at a tennis academy, living in a house and we would at 7 a.m. have to go do school and I put that in quotations.

• 59:17Paige DeSorbo?

  For how many hours?

• 59:18Hannah Berner?

  For like two hours and then we'd go play tennis for three hours, lunch break, another three hours of tennis and then gym. Like it was insane.

• 59:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Was gym necessary?

• 59:27Hannah Berner?

  Gym was so unnecessary.

• 59:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You just played tennis for six hours.

• 59:30Hannah Berner?

  Once my mom visited and she was like hanging out with us and at the gym, I had a full body cramp. Like I was lying down, like, like it looked like I had a seizure. My mom was like, okay, maybe.

• 59:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe we pushed her too hard.

• 59:44Hannah Berner?

  So, long story short, I definitely was burnt out and it was the middle of the school year when I got back to New York and I started working as a hostess at a Korean restaurant in Parksville, Brooklyn. And I had to go into a school and that's how I started going to Beacon, but I showed up, middle of junior year.

• 1:00:05Paige DeSorbo?

  With the lore.

• 1:00:07Hannah Berner?

  The, period. But this is how crazy I am. I showed up to a history class, sat down, middle of the year, guy asked a question, raised my hand.

• 1:00:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:00:18Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so you.

• 1:00:20Hannah Berner?

  I know, the homeschool actually was not good for my math. Like, I definitely fell behind in math.

• 1:00:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I was at regular school and I fell behind in math.

• 1:00:28Hannah Berner?

  Because there was a lot of cheating. Like, like, we do online quizzes, like, and we'd just be like, what's the answer? And you just Google it.

• 1:00:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't put me next to the bilingual kid for the Spanish final. Like, are you kidding? I'm Paige DeSorbo. You think I'm not cheating off this guy? Get the fuck out of here.

• 1:00:44Hannah Berner?

  Street Smarts, I just always was very, like, into school. I come from a family of teachers. Like, school was very priority. And I liked to express myself through the art of raising my hand.

• 1:00:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:54Hannah Berner?

  And then I remember Beth, shout out Beth. It was, that period ended, and she came up to me. And she's like gorgeous, this girl. Gorgeous, but like goofy.

• 1:01:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Is Beth with the big boobs?

• 1:01:05Hannah Berner?

  Actually, Beth does have big boobs too, but that's beside the point.

• 1:01:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, not the yawn girl.

• 1:01:09Hannah Berner?

  Not the yawn girl.

• 1:01:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:01:10Hannah Berner?

  The yawn girl was honestly too cool for me. But, so Beth comes up to me, so beautiful, but like goofy, silly, down-to-earth. And she was just like, "Do you have anyone to go to lunch with today?" And I was like, "Actually, I don't." Because I literally just walked in three minutes ago, and she was like, "Come to lunch with me." And like, that's the kind of thing, like, I'm, you never forget.

• 1:01:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Never forget.

• 1:01:30Hannah Berner?

  Shout out Beth, like, to this day, I fuck with Beth. But my crazy lore was that they took me because I was playing for the boys tennis team. So the tennis coach was like, "This girl, she has good grades. We gotta get her in. We want to win a championship." And I, tennis is a small world, so I knew the guys on the tennis team. So when I came into the school, I was already friends with all these, like, senior tennis boys. Then I went to prom with one of the senior tennis boys. We didn't touch. We didn't touch. Because it was friends. But like, that was the lore.

• 1:02:05Paige DeSorbo?

  In a world full of bitches, be a Beth.

• 1:02:07Hannah Berner?

  Be a Beth.

• 1:02:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Be a Beth.

• 1:02:09Hannah Berner?

  No, shout out to Beth, who I still keep in touch with.

• 1:02:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You want to know, it is crazy that, like, you can have these, like, moments in your life where you truly remember how someone else made you feel. And like, I feel like I do have, like, a couple of those too, where I'm like, "I will always stick up for that girl." Because she was nice to me in, like, this random situation that means nothing now.

• 1:02:31Hannah Berner?

  I'm also like, even recently, like, if I see any, or the last couple of years, when I've been getting, like, hate or negativity, if I see someone stand up for me when it wasn't cool to.

• 1:02:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 1:02:43Hannah Berner?

  I will never fucking forget that. And I will ride. Like

• 1:02:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's why I feel the way I do when I meet younger influencer girls. I'm like, I have to be overly nice to you because I know there's gonna be a lot of people that are mean to you.

• 1:02:57Hannah Berner?

  I think also people are meaner to you than me initially because you look bitchier than me.

• 1:03:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:03:08Hannah Berner?

  That's just facts.

• 1:03:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, people have been pretty mean to me my whole life, but I can never say, I can never say that.

• 1:03:16Hannah Berner?

  I just had a Beth memory. I'm literally the same person as I was in high school.

• 1:03:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:20Hannah Berner?

  We're sitting at lunch and she's like going through a breakup and Beth and I are besties obsessed with each other. And she pulls out a cigarette. I said, Beth, what is that?

• 1:03:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm obsessed with Beth.

• 1:03:31Hannah Berner?

  I said, Beth, what is that? And in her head, she's just like-

• 1:03:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Beth lights up in the cafeteria?

• 1:03:35Hannah Berner?

  No, no, we're like, because we went out to eat in Manhattan.

• 1:03:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my-

• 1:03:38Hannah Berner?

  We were just hanging out in Columbus Circles, smoking cigs. Not me, you know me. I said, Beth, I thought this was life or death. I said, Beth, you're gonna die if you take that cigarette. She goes, Hannah?

• 1:03:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm obsessed with Beth.

• 1:03:49Hannah Berner?

  I'm having a fucking day. I said, Beth, if you, if you put that cigarette to your mouth right now, I'm not gonna be happy. And she was like, Hannah, I need this right now. And I grabbed her cigarettes and I threw it in the trash and she was like, Hannah, that was fifteen dollars.

• 1:04:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, oh, my god.

• 1:04:01Hannah Berner?

  I thought I was saving her life. Meanwhile, next day she had cigarettes. I don't know where she got them from. I don't know who kept giving Beth cigarettes.

• 1:04:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's crazy.

• 1:04:10Hannah Berner?

  But I was, I was Mrs. Like-

• 1:04:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You were allowed to just leave school? I feel like-

• 1:04:14Hannah Berner?

  I've been going out to eat since fourth grade.

• 1:04:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like in the suburbs, they lock you in there.

• 1:04:19Hannah Berner?

  No, in fourth grade, public school, PS three twenty-one, we all could go out to eat. We'd go to Pinot's across the street. And we'd get our pizza for a dollar fifty or less.

• 1:04:29Paige DeSorbo?

  The only time they'd let you leave is if you literally begged the nurse, which I was always in there. I was like, I have to go home. They're like, you don't. I'm like, I do. I have to go. And then I'd text my mom and be like, can you call the school and say that I can come home?

• 1:04:43Hannah Berner?

  No, you'd text her, be like, can we have a plant parmigiana waiting for me when I get home?

• 1:04:47Paige DeSorbo?

  One time I just, this was the best thing about going to an all-girls school. One time I just had my period so bad. It was just so bad and you know, like when you have your period so bad and you're like, you have to take that first poop of your period. That was coming on and I was like, I can't be in a school environment right now. And my mom was like at work there, like, we literally can't like, release you. Your mom has a job. And I remember calling my grandma, being like, it's life or death. Can I please come?

• 1:05:17Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, yeah, I don't care.

• 1:05:19Hannah Berner?

  See, not to like brag about how cool I was in high school. Cause honestly, I always had swag, but I did wear pads. I was wearing a full diaper, like when it would get full, like I weighed 10 more pounds because I was wearing a pad.

• 1:05:33Paige DeSorbo?

  What year did you start wearing tampons?

• 1:05:36Hannah Berner?

  In my freshman year of college, when I was going out and my friend was like, we only have tampons. And I was like, I can't lose my virginity right now. And she was like, do you want me to do it for you? And I was like, no, I'll figure it out. And then I rammed it in like to the side wall of my vagina and then cried and then walked to a party.

• 1:05:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been a tampon girl since the beginning.

• 1:05:57Hannah Berner?

  Cause you're a slut.

• 1:05:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Freshman year, I was going to prom.

• 1:06:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Had my period and my mom was like, okay, well, you have to put a tampon in. I was like, fuck yeah.

• 1:06:10Hannah Berner?

  I cried when I, I was like.

• 1:06:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, I'm an adult.

• 1:06:14Hannah Berner?

  Do you think tampons should have lube? I guess you're lubed up with the blood.

• 1:06:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. And that's it for us.

• 1:06:23Hannah Berner?

  And that's our time.

• 1:06:31Paige DeSorbo?

  That's all we've got for today.

• 1:06:33Hannah Berner?

  And we've been cut off today. That's all we can leave you with. Um, thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much. And we have shows in two weeks, our last leg of the tour in Salt Lake City.

• 1:06:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Tacoma.

• 1:06:47Hannah Berner?

  Tacoma.

• 1:06:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Vegas.

• 1:06:49Hannah Berner?

  Vegas.

• 1:06:50Paige DeSorbo?

  And someplace else.

• 1:06:52Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. You guys have to check the website for the surprise date that we're going to. Um, talk to you later. Bye.

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