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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:44Paige DeSorbo?

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• 1:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shirt. We can't be managed.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:19Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my granular gigglers?

• 2:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:22Hannah Berner?

  You guys think I'm gonna run out of G-words? I won't.

• 2:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's kind of crazy that we've never once thought to look up just a bunch of G-words and have them on standby, because that preparation would be-

• 2:32Hannah Berner?

  Too much.

• 2:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Too much for us.

• 2:33Hannah Berner?

  Too much to admin. It's like when you're ordering food at a restaurant. I don't prepare. I want the pressure, because pressure makes diamonds. You gotta think on the spot. Do you want a grilled cheese or rigatoni? What do you want?

• 2:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't look up a menu before you go to a restaurant?

• 2:46Hannah Berner?

  No. No, I live life on the edge. I live life by the seat of my pants.

• 2:52Paige DeSorbo?

  One of my favorite things to do is, in the Uber on the way to the restaurant, is look up the menu.

• 2:58Hannah Berner?

  That's very trendy. A lot of girls in their 30s talk about it.

• 3:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 3:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can we say one thing?

• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

  What? No, no, no, no. One, you insulted me. You're like, "Yeah, it's a fad. Like, get over it." You didn't, like, think of that. And two, you had to bring my age into it. I, I don't know if you're upset because I was with my other friends this weekend,

• 3:21Paige DeSorbo?

  but the passive-aggressive is not what I need on this Monday morning.

• 3:24Hannah Berner?

  I started a war. I posted my bachelorette bit about a girl being on a bachelorette with a girl named Stephanie and how it's a cult.

• 3:32Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a col- it is, though.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Your other best friend is Stephanie. And I didn't say anything. I just put it out there. And if you guys take it that way, that's on you.

• 3:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Stephanie literally said to the whole entire bachelorette, she was like, "And Paige's other best friend basically called me a Karen." And...

• 3:49Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm having the most Monday-est Monday-

• 3:53Hannah Berner?

  Well, you partied for four days.

• 3:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Post-bachelorette. First of all, I'm red as a lobster.

• 3:59Hannah Berner?

  It'll turn tan.

• 4:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know how I even did this to myself. I'm usually so good with my sunscreen and reapplying, and I was just- Honestly, I was yapping too much that like the time got away from me. I forgot.

• 4:12Hannah Berner?

  You were on bridesmaid duty, like you had shit to do. You weren't there to just, you know, apply sunscreen. You had to be at her beck and call.

• 4:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly. Like it is actually so hard to be a bridesmaid. I got these cute little bags for all the girls, like stony clover bags, um, and I like shoved them a bunch like through PR, like put PR in all of them. And then we got like matching pajamas that were super cute.

• 4:40Hannah Berner?

  No, it looks so fun.

• 4:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so fun. It's so funny. Like actually one of the girls said this on The Bachelorette and I really, I've only been on two bachelorette parties. Two is enough for me. Two's enough. I'm done. But one of the girls was like, I am just so happy. Like I go on a lot of bachelorette parties and a lot of them are like about the guy. Like you're holding a sign with the guy's face on it. They're like talking about the guy you're marrying. And she was like, and I truly don't think we discussed men once this weekend. And I was like sitting there and I was like, wait, we literally have not talked about, like we've talked about men, but not like their actual significant others. Like we truly didn't talk about Stephanie's future husband that much at all.

• 5:26Hannah Berner?

  It's a send off for the girls to just embrace, like this is the last time we're all together without you having to be like, my husband, my husband, your ball and chain.

• 5:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And it is funny to be that I think also bachelorette parties are kind of, even though it's about your friend getting married, it is kind of a reminder that people are, are in all different places in their lives. Like the girls that were married, the girls that were engaged, the girls that were single, like, and to be able to like, be like, oh, I'm not falling behind. I'm just like at a different spot. I think it's like a good reminder.

• 6:02Hannah Berner?

  Everyone's a piece of popcorn and we all pop at different times.

• 6:07Paige DeSorbo?

  So true.

• 6:07Hannah Berner?

  That's what Mel Robbins says. I mean, she didn't say that. She said, let them.

• 6:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, but again, I will say Miami is just so great for a bachelorette. It truly is.

• 6:18Hannah Berner?

  It tru- it truly is. Also, another thing about talking about husbands, there's a really funny comic, Erica Rhodes, who said something about like, If your friend talks about her husband too much, she's in a bad relationship, like the friends that rarely talk about their husbands are in a good relationship. Like if you know too much about her husband, it's either she's complaining about him all the time, or like asking question, like honestly, he shouldn't be a topic.

• 6:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:44Hannah Berner?

  Once you're married, like, I don't want to talk about it. I want to talk about who's the situation ship.

• 6:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Do you want to know what we did actually? Like, a lot of, a lot of the, majority of the girls were married, or like about to get married, and we weren't even talking about their significant others. We were talking about like their ex ex, like drama from like three ex-boyfriends ago.

• 7:06Hannah Berner?

  Cause you're so not connected to it anymore.

• 7:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Vintage, vintage drama. Like that's what I like.

• 7:12Hannah Berner?

  Thrift dating.

• 7:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, wait, and how old were you when this happened?

• 7:17Hannah Berner?

  You know, this morning, I actually was like rubbing my face and my, my ring was like, turned towards me and I accidentally scratched my face. So sometimes like being married is not all that.

• 7:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's not.

• 7:29Hannah Berner?

  I did also get in a fight with Dez, cause he, he wrote a book. He wrote a book called My Dad Was Nearly James Bond, because his dad was like this, like, hot, um, actor who auditioned for James Bond once. And I never read the book, and he always gets mad at me that I never read the book, and I'm like, tell me about yourself. I'm not going to research you. Like, tell it to me.

• 7:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 7:52Hannah Berner?

  But then I, I ordered it when he was gone.

• 7:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so nice of you to support.

• 7:58Hannah Berner?

  No, I wanted to support a man in the arts to see what it's like over there. And then I started reading it and he was like, yeah, it's all these like life lessons, all these important things that happened to me. And I was like, so I'm not in it? And he was like, yeah, I wrote it 15 years ago. And I'm like, so I'm not important to you? So like, I'm not reading a book about your life that isn't about how important I was in your life. I don't need to be gaslit.

• 8:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Does it have stories of past relationships?

• 8:26Hannah Berner?

  I haven't read it yet.

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you?

• 8:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Did, wait, did you write about Dez in our book?

• 8:37Hannah Berner?

  He's mentioned. Also, I noticed, shout out your New York Times article, they did say Ms. DeSorbo and Ms. Burner. Are they supposed to say MRS Burner because I'm married? Or it's MS because I kept my last name?

• 8:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's MS because you kept your last. I think MS can be either or. So when like you don't know, you just put Ms.

• 8:59Hannah Berner?

  Also, Grace was laughing that the title of the New York Times article called you a millennial. And like, it didn't call her a millennial, she's a millennial. And he was, she was like, it's just very millennial.

• 9:13Hannah Berner?

  Again, why are we bringing agents to this New York Times?

• 9:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Can I have a day? Can I have a literal day? Can I have a literal?

• 9:21Hannah Berner?

  I don't even need a day. I need eight hours.

• 9:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I need eight hours of shit just not attacking me.

• 9:29Hannah Berner?

  No, so we always say that the M word is a slur, calling someone a millennial.

• 9:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it truly is.

• 9:37Hannah Berner?

  The New York Times came for your.

• 9:42Hannah Berner?

  They go, look at this millennial doing a lot of stuff because she has a lot of years.

• 9:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Look at this dumb bitch.

• 9:51Hannah Berner?

  No, it was a great article. Everyone should read it. And the like, you were doing real like poses. Like.

• 9:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it was after that shoot that I bought my hip flex.

• 10:05Hannah Berner?

  It was after that shoot that I tore my ACL.

• 10:08Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally, I felt old.

• 10:11Hannah Berner?

  But Grace, if you didn't get the newsletter last week, it's because it didn't go out because Grace is on vacation. And she didn't trust us with it.

• 10:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I miss Grace.

• 10:19Hannah Berner?

  She's finally back. She literally texted us that she missed us so much because she thinks she has Stockholm syndrome. And that's the kind of relationship we want to have with our employees. No, thank God Grace is back. Everything felt off. I was questioning everything around me. I just felt off kilter.

• 10:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I have two unpopular opinions that I said out loud at the bachelor, well, I said one of them out loud at the bachelorette party. And no one really agreed. And the second one.

• 10:48Hannah Berner?

  Oh, so you thought it was popular and then it wasn't? I love those.

• 10:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I knew it was going to be unpopular, but I just wanted to like, take the temperature of the crowd.

• 10:57Hannah Berner?

  I love that you had a new crowd this weekend that you were like figuring out. You're like, okay, this audience is, you know, a little tight.

• 11:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Um.

• 11:05Hannah Berner?

  You had to butter them up.

• 11:06Paige DeSorbo?

  One of them is, sometimes I think sleeping in my makeup makes my skin better.

• 11:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you've been saying that. I saw that on like a clip somewhere and I was like, let's stop with the misinformation online. There's enough fake news.

• 11:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I think if you do it twice a quarter, not gonna kill you.

• 11:24Hannah Berner?

  Oh, obviously.

• 11:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And my second unpopular opinion, did I mean to like literally oven roast my body in Miami this weekend? I didn't. I, I wanted to be SPF queen, but you get going, you get drinking, you get talking, you literally forget. I actually think the sun would, I haven't seen the sun in so many months. I needed that full weekend of vitamin D just blasting me.

• 11:54Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so what you're saying is multiple times a quarter.

• 11:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 11:58Hannah Berner?

  You can do whatever the fuck you want. That's called balance. Also, the fact we're saying the word quarter is so funny.

• 12:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been saying it a lot lately because you want to know what? People say it to me a lot. And I just recently like buckled down and figured out what they were talking.

• 12:13Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, people have said, I remember people were like, well, in Q3 and you were like, when the fuck is Q3? What are we playing Minecraft?

• 12:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, when are those months again?

• 12:24Hannah Berner?

  I know, I've been trying to understand things. I actually just posted a video and I wanted your thoughts. It's a hot take. Um, about tariffs. Are you familiar with the tariffs?

• 12:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I am.

• 12:33Hannah Berner?

  How familiar are you with the tariffs?

• 12:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I mean, don't quiz me on it, but I've, I've heard the, the term.

• 12:40Hannah Berner?

  So I, yes, I heard the term too, and I, I think that there are things that should be tariffed. Um, that aren't being tariffed right now. These are the things that should actually be tariffed.

• 12:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I just feel like, I just feel like we're so colonial right now.

• 12:55Hannah Berner?

  So, it's so, again, vintage.

• 12:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, if there's a measles outbreak, what are we to do?

• 13:03Hannah Berner?

  Take us all out. So these are things that should actually be tariffed. Tell me if you agree. Labradoodles.

• 13:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You hate a labradoodle.

• 13:13Hannah Berner?

  I don't like them because they have elbows. The long ones have elbows, they have arms, they look like they could like grab something. And they're inbred.

• 13:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I.

• 13:22Hannah Berner?

  There's too many. There's too many.

• 13:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I've met a couple doodles that I love, I fuck with.

• 13:28Hannah Berner?

  I like anything little, but the big ones, like they also have beady eyes.

• 13:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I have seen a couple on TikTok where I'm like, that's a human.

• 13:37Hannah Berner?

  A human in a dog suit.

• 13:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and that's scary. Okay.

• 13:42Hannah Berner?

  Okay, next. Chamoy pickles.

• 13:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like they're out anyway.

• 13:48Hannah Berner?

  Okay, but like I feel like we should tariff them still.

• 13:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, tariff them.

• 13:51Hannah Berner?

  Are they out?

• 13:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Shoot, I forgot this isn't your ins and outs list.

• 13:57Hannah Berner?

  I go, this is not about ins and outs, this is about tariffing. This is an economic, um, and whatever, this is econ. Okay.

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you ever had a chamoy pickle?

• 14:06Hannah Berner?

  No, and I'm upset that I know what it is.

• 14:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you don't like, like sour candies?

• 14:12Hannah Berner?

  I do, I don't like spicy. I had an airhead before.

• 14:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god. I'm trying to think, we've never eaten like candy together.

• 14:21Hannah Berner?

  Because I'm a savory girl. I only eat cheeseburgers.

• 14:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you never like dessert with me, ever.

• 14:29Hannah Berner?

  No, Dez, Dez will dessert alone. Like he will have his own girl dinner and have like ice cream and cookies and chocolate and I'll sit there and I'm like, I had chicken parmigiana, I'm good. That's like the, one of the least fun things about me.

• 14:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you'll sometimes have some ice cream, but then you get a tummy ache.

• 14:47Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I mean, I'll dabble, I'll, I love a birthday cake. I do show the fuck up for a birthday.

• 14:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 14:54Hannah Berner?

  I'm first in line for a birthday cake. Um, so if anyone talks bad about me, I support, I, I support birthdays. Um, pickleball equipment should be tariffed.

• 15:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I think so as well.

• 15:05Hannah Berner?

  Viagra.

• 15:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You're so against pickleball. Do you think anyone will ever be able to get you to play pickleball?

• 15:11Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm definitely, this is the thing, the second I start playing, I'm gonna get obsessed with it and like addicted and you're gonna have to like, I'm gonna want to quit Giggly Squad to go on the pickleball pro tour. Pickleball to me is smoking cigarettes.

• 15:23Paige DeSorbo?

  What if you were like, Paige, I can't go on a Giggly Squad, another Giggly Squad tour because I have to join the Olympic pickleball team?

• 15:30Hannah Berner?

  See, that's not even funny to me. That's just what my life's gonna be.

• 15:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I could see it.

• 15:34Hannah Berner?

  It's, it's literally why I don't do cocaine, cuz I'm afraid I'm gonna get on that court and like start feeling like confidence in myself I haven't felt since my college years and be like, this is what I was meant to do. And then my dad will be proud of me and next thing you know, you're like, oh, I really liked Hannah's videos. Why doesn't she make videos anymore? I'm competing in Germany.

• 15:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's

• 15:57Hannah Berner?

  Okay, this I'm very serious about. Viagra needs to be tariffed. I think if, if you can't get it up, that's the universe telling you, you're done. Like, you're good. That's not your selection. Put it down, leave it alone.

• 16:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's interesting? Like, I feel like as women, we have so many... We're nuanced. We're multifaceted. We have layers. We have so many inside things with just other women that only women would really know. Like, our single female behavior that we don't want the men to know about. I feel like the men have like a certain number of those things as well, not even close to ours. But one of those things I think that like the men, only they know, is like Viagra. Did you know that you can get like basically a Viagra, like a gas station version of Viagra at, like, gas stations?

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  See, I saw those and I thought it was a bit.

• 16:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, that's a real thing. And I think that more men take Viagra than they tell. Like, I feel like I've definitely slept with a guy where he was on Viagra and I didn't know. Like, I think it's one of those things that they keep really like hush, hush. But I'm like, why? Tell us about it.

• 17:19Hannah Berner?

  It's so funny that like, stuff like that's available at gas stations, like, that's how

• 17:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I wonder, are they embarrassed? And it's also like, why are, why do they need it at like a certain age? And like, what age did they start? Like, I think they were taking it more in their twenties than we think.

• 17:35Hannah Berner?

  What? You know, I did, um, during my special, I was doing crowd work with a guy who said that he took a Viagra pill like at noon the day of his wedding. And I was like, were you just standing at the altar like, like? Hard?

• 17:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 17:49Hannah Berner?

  Like, what? And I guess because he wanted to have sex that night and he knew he was gonna drink a lot. But like, are men just like-

• 17:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, they're self-medicating because of like drinking.

• 18:01Hannah Berner?

  We're starting a whole conspiracy. I'm like, every man's addicted to Viagra. It's an epidemic, you guys.

• 18:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, they love gambling and little blue pills.

• 18:11Hannah Berner?

  Wait, like, they have a supplier, like, yo, I got my guy, I got my hookup. Yo, let me get an eighth of Viagra.

• 18:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I literally think they were taking it, they're taking it more than we know. Somebody needs to do an investigation.

• 18:24Hannah Berner?

  Oh, God. I just think let nature take its course. It's not meant to be.

• 18:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And more people need to let nature take its course, you know?

• 18:33Hannah Berner?

  That's like our motto for the day.

• 18:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No. I think, wow, I needed that because that's what I now think about any mean commenter. And I'm gonna let nature take its course.

• 18:44Hannah Berner?

  Let nature take its course. Oh, I also have a good mental health moment.

• 18:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay. I could use it.

• 18:51Hannah Berner?

  This is like something I've seen before for years, but I need to remind myself. Your ego is not your amigo.

• 19:04Hannah Berner?

  Paige?

• 19:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:05Hannah Berner?

  It's really fucking important.

• 19:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I feel like it is too.

• 19:09Hannah Berner?

  Because I feel like as girls, we're like, we want to be confident and we teach ourselves all this stuff. But then, if you have too big of an ego, it hurts you.

• 19:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:18Hannah Berner?

  And sometimes I realize that I have to check, if I check my ego, all my problems go away. A lot of the times I'm frustrated is literally just my ego thinking I should be doing something or someone should have treated me a type of way. But if you just say, that's, that's my ego and that's not my amigo.

• 19:35Paige DeSorbo?

  It's none of my business.

• 19:36Hannah Berner?

  It's none of my business, which goes back to our other theory, that nothing's our business.

• 19:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 20:24Paige DeSorbo?

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• 20:54Hannah Berner?

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• 21:15Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:49Paige DeSorbo?

  One thing that is my business, today's my child's birthday.

• 24:54Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you have to do something fun for her, like you have to make her like a fun cat cake or something.

• 25:00Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I think I'm gonna make her a tuna flavored martini tonight.

• 25:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw girls on TikTok just shaking up like a tuna flavored little drink.

• 25:16Hannah Berner?

  It's so, can you please take a photo?

• 25:18Paige DeSorbo?

  In a martini glass and I think Daphne will.

• 25:21Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what's a joy in my life I'll never have a high of and feel good of again? I'll never reach this level of happiness. Did you have Mr. Softy as a kid?

• 25:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like at the ice cream truck.

• 25:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you wanna know what? We didn't have Mr. Softy, but we had an ice cream truck.

• 25:39Hannah Berner?

  Did it make that song?

• 25:42Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 25:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, ours may, no, ours was It's a Small World.

• 25:50Hannah Berner?

  Not the same, but I guess similar genre.

• 25:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, and our lady had long, brown, curly hair and I loved it. And I don't remember her name, but I always used to get two ice creams because my dad was obsessed with me.

• 26:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause I was the favorite and I could never choose.

• 26:14Hannah Berner?

  And he would eat it? He would end up eating it.

• 26:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, get whatever you want Paige. My dad would come out and buy all the kids, all the neighborhood kids, ice cream from the ice cream truck.

• 26:24Hannah Berner?

  So he was popular?

• 26:26Paige DeSorbo?

  He was so popular and now that I think about it, like,

• 26:31Paige DeSorbo?

  he would just take out a wad of cash from his back pocket, no rubber band, no wallet, throw us a couple fives and just like.

• 26:40Hannah Berner?

  Look, you're mafia affiliated and I don't judge you for that.

• 26:45Hannah Berner?

  And Paige Six, if you're listening, it's a joke, okay?

• 26:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a joke.

• 26:49Hannah Berner?

  Um, I do think with the ice cream trucks though, like it was pretty drug trafficky of them. Like we'd all be playing in the yard and then they would do it and obviously all the kids would be like mommy, mommy, I need it mommy. And then they'd be like, what are you gonna do? Make, let your kid cry?

• 27:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It was like when you started to hear that sound, it was like, what's the procedure? Like people just started, kids went frantic.

• 27:16Hannah Berner?

  Tweaking out.

• 27:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally tweaking.

• 27:19Hannah Berner?

  Chucking themselves at the fence like.

• 27:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's like she can slow down. She sees you like getting crazy. Like obviously you're coming to the truck. She's gonna wait for you. You know, like what else, what the fuck else did she have to do?

• 27:31Hannah Berner?

  You turn into fucking zombies that are about to eat a brain. It got crazy. I would always get the strawberry shortcake, um, thingy.

• 27:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, on a popsicle?

• 27:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 27:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I would always get something with a gumball in it.

• 27:44Hannah Berner?

  Ew.

• 27:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. That's why I also then always got an ice cream sandwich because I needed it, the chocolate to offset my gumball.

• 27:53Hannah Berner?

  And also they could have all these crazy colors and you'd just like be playing for the rest of the day and your, your whole face is just blue.

• 28:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what actually makes me happy that you lived in the city and you still experienced the ice cream truck? Because I feel like that's quite a suburban thing.

• 28:10Hannah Berner?

  It's very different to what you experienced. Like it was a different person every day in the truck. Like we didn't know the person and different shifts. They're very busy. There's a lot of different trucks going around and they would stop everywhere all the time. They're all over the place. It was crazy. Um, but thank you for that. I did have a little bit of a childhood.

• 28:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm happy.

• 28:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm proud.

• 28:32Hannah Berner?

  Oh, did you hear there's a breast milk flavored ice cream?

• 28:35Paige DeSorbo?

  That's unsettling.

• 28:36Hannah Berner?

  I think it's a promotional thing, but it definitely got me to click.

• 28:40Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? Question about breastfeeding. Not that you're gonna know.

• 28:44Hannah Berner?

  I won't. I literally was like, why am I saying yeah? Oh, yeah.

• 28:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, like, say, like, I didn't, say, we had a baby at the same time, okay? And I couldn't produce milk, but I wanted my child to be breastfed. Technically, you could breastfeed my child.

• 29:00Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 29:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you're producing milk.

• 29:02Hannah Berner?

  I think back then, all the ladies would just like breastfeed each other's babies. Like, there'd just be a commune, and they'd all, everyone would suckle.

• 29:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone helped out.

• 29:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 29:12Paige DeSorbo?

  And during COVID, like, women couldn't get breast milk. And, and I remember seeing, like, on the internet, people were, like, selling their breast milk and, like, all of the, and, like, giving it to people that didn't have any, whatever. And I think there was, like, a shortage on formula, and they were really, like, freaking out. My question is...

• 29:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you've thought about this?

• 29:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I've thought about this, and anybody... I'm just wondering why it's not a thing. There's farmers' markets all over. I don't expect, like, the big grocery stores to, like, be doing this. But I'm wondering why people, you can't just, like, go and buy organic, obviously, it's organic, it's coming from your body. But, like, why you can't just go buy breast milk for your baby? Like, why is the option your own breast milk or formula?

• 29:59Hannah Berner?

  Hmm. Mm-hmm.

• 30:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, why isn't there an in-between for the moms who maybe wanna breastfeed, but for whatever reason can't or don't want to?

• 30:08Hannah Berner?

  Hmm, maybe because it's, it's really hard to make sure the breast milk is coming from a good source?

• 30:16Paige DeSorbo?

  A good place, a good cow.

• 30:18Hannah Berner?

  Is it coming from a good place? And there, is it coming with love and honesty and truth?

• 30:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I mean, obviously, I haven't thought out all the details, but there would be some type of testing center. Like, you bring your breast milk in, it gets tested, it's deemed okay, and then it goes on the shelves.

• 30:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I mean, so much breast milk, I feel like, gets thrown away, or, like, is frozen, doesn't get used. Actually, we don't know anything about breast milk.

• 30:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless you only make enough for your own baby. But, I don't know.

• 30:45Hannah Berner?

  I think some people over, I mean, some people breast milk...

• 30:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Breastfeed.

• 30:51Hannah Berner?

  It's kinda, it's kinda crazy that that's the only reason we have boobs.

• 30:54Paige DeSorbo?

  If you really think about it, this was actually one of the topics on my bachelorette, like, are you gonna breastfeed? Yes, no, why, why not?

• 31:02Hannah Berner?

  That's intense.

• 31:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:04Hannah Berner?

  What kinda mother are you gonna be?

• 31:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you wanna know what? It was so nice hearing other people's perspectives on like, yes or no if they're going to, what their reasoning would be. Like, one girl said her reasoning would be, she didn't want to because she feels like her boobs are like a very big part of her sexual relationship with her husband. And she was like nervous if it would get like taken out of that. And like, they, not that they like really rely on it, but like I, and I was like, wait, I totally get that logic.

• 31:35Hannah Berner?

  She's like, my man just likes me for my titties. And after that, I have nothing to bring to the table.

• 31:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, well, I said, I can't relate whatsoever.

• 31:45Hannah Berner?

  You go, look, if, she's like, look, I looked at Paige and I said, that's not the life I wanna live.

• 31:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, I absolutely will be breastfeeding. I can't wait to get these puppies, like, big and see what they look like in tops.

• 31:59Hannah Berner?

  It is, I know a lot of my friends who don't have big boobs and then get boobs and they like love their boobs when they're breastfeeding. Like, it's like, very fun.

• 32:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I just like can't wait to see what they look like. You know?

• 32:11Hannah Berner?

  Me too, me too.

• 32:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even know how we got here, but...

• 32:14Hannah Berner?

  How did we get here? Um, I've been watching stuff.

• 32:18Paige DeSorbo?

  What have you been watching?

• 32:19Hannah Berner?

  I watched all of Adolescents.

• 32:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And what did you think?

• 32:24Hannah Berner?

  I thought it was amazing. The one-shot thing stressed me the fuck out.

• 32:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It's dark and twisted.

• 32:32Hannah Berner?

  It got me nervous because of, I would mess up. Like, forty minutes in, I would flub a line. I'd be like, sorry, we gotta start over, guys.

• 32:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And that actor, the kid, that was his first acting role.

• 32:48Hannah Berner?

  That's insane. He was spectacular.

• 32:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I've been hearing that more and more when people are talking about shows and they'll be like, and they never acted. Oh, Hacks. She'd never acted before and she was like saying it on an interview. And then I saw another thing, um, like... Cameron Diaz, her first like huge movie, the first role she ever got, she had never acted before.

• 33:12Hannah Berner?

  Wow.

• 33:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You know?

• 33:14Hannah Berner?

  I do think another mental health moment we could learn from this is I think when you're a natural at something, like when you're meant to do something, you can just do it and some people are just like really fucking talented, find what you're meant to do and then it feels easy.

• 33:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:31Hannah Berner?

  I also think acting is like-

• 33:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You just have to feel the role.

• 33:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, just like what's your motive? Figure out your character. That kid was amazing. But also it really, like if the cameraman tripped like 55 minutes in, they'd have to start over like I couldn't handle that. I couldn't handle that pressure. I would fold like a cheap beach chair.

• 33:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, wait, speaking of like pop culture, we never talked about the girls going to the moon.

• 34:00Hannah Berner?

  Oh, we didn't.

• 34:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Why didn't we talk about that?

• 34:04Hannah Berner?

  Well, Olivia Munn was like, this is insane. And I feel like, I feel like the news at first was like, ooh, she's talking bad. But then everyone kind of got behind her and was like, this is insane. It feels like a Real Housewife girls trip. It's like a random combination of of women who are successful. Is Bethenny Frankel-

• 34:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. Katy Perry will launch space with a historic all-female crew on Blue Origin rocket.

• 34:36Hannah Berner?

  The things women will do to get away from their husbands.

• 34:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Gayle King.

• 34:42Hannah Berner?

  Gail, we need you on this earth. We need you here.

• 34:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing, I didn't know. Here's why I'm like so confused. I thought that like when we went to the moon, it was like, one, I would assume it costs like so much money to go to the moon.

• 34:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, think how much an Uber costs, like, an Uber across town.

• 35:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, when we were going to space, they were going up to space because they had to, like, check something out, or like, do a test, or like, do a thing. I didn't know they were just, like, going and being like, "Stop!" Like, I feel like that's-

• 35:16Hannah Berner?

  This is some rich people shit that just wanna feel something. They just wanna feel something, like, they've done everything-

• 35:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Everything.

• 35:23Hannah Berner?

  On this earth, and they're just like, "Is there more?" But you'll never fill the empty hole in your heart. Continue.

• 35:29Paige DeSorbo?

  When I was younger, the way that my mom would- my mom was very strict with me, so I wasn't, like, allowed to do a lot of things. But now, looking back, like, I was allowed to do age-appropriate things, and she used to get me so mad because she would always say, like, "If you do everything too soon, like, you- you'll have nothing to look forward to, and you'll get bored, and like, you need to wait to do certain things."

• 35:54Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I like that.

• 35:55Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, I mean, it would be very simple of, like, she wouldn't let me sleep out, like, the night of prom. She's like, "You're gonna have so many times where you sleep out," and, boy, was she right.

• 36:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I really made up for it. But like, it was stuff like that, and like, now, as I'm in my 30s, like, with, like, marriage and children and all that stuff, I'm like, "Oh, I still just have it to look forward to." Do you know what I mean? And like, I'm so happy I didn't do certain things before.

• 36:22Hannah Berner?

  You're so happy you haven't gone to the moon yet?

• 36:27Paige DeSorbo?

  So, what I'm saying is, I still have time. I'm not gonna blow my load all in my 30s.

• 36:32Hannah Berner?

  I thought it was a bit them all going to- like, is it for charity? Is it sponsored by something? Are they all individually paying? Like, I have so many questions.

• 36:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's so many logistical questions.

• 36:43Hannah Berner?

  Also, when they get there, are they like, is it- is it a reality show? Are they gonna be fighting with each other? Like, are they- like, who gets which room in the spaceship?

• 36:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I just have, like, I- and I've never had one, so I can't relate ever on any level. I don't have, like, an adrenaline-seeking personality. So like, if there's even, like, a 1% chance I'm dying doing something, I'm not doing it. And I don't- I mean, like, getting on a plane, getting in a car, like, I mean, like, outside of the normal realm of life.

• 37:14Hannah Berner?

  We're the same. We wake up- Anxiety hits us, okay? I don't need to go on a roller coaster to feel scared. I feel scared just trying to function when I wake up in the morning. We need things to dull.

• 37:26Paige DeSorbo?

  When I put my passcode into my phone, I feel a rush. I'm like, oh, man, what are they saying today?

• 37:32Hannah Berner?

  Downers. We need to scroll TikTok, numb the cortisol levels. They're out through the roof. I want it filmed. I want to see what they're talking about. I want it livestreamed. I want them to Big Brother this shit. That'll make it fun for us. I want it to be traitors on the moon.

• 37:49Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, like, what have we done that? Like, we're just, we need content now with people on the moon. We've run out of content.

• 37:55Hannah Berner?

  We've run out of content. Get ready with me to go to the moon.

• 38:03Hannah Berner?

  This is my TikTok dance for when you're on the moon. But it's also such an interesting group of people.

• 38:10Paige DeSorbo?

  One of the quotes was like, this is the first time eyelash extensions will be in space. I'm just like, I'm like, wait, that's so something I would say, but like, be kidding, but get roasted for it.

• 38:23Hannah Berner?

  Also, do we feel bad for all the female astronauts who have like worked their asses off to become astronauts? And then they don't, they're not getting talked about?

• 38:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, those people that were like literally stuck in space for like three fucking months.

• 38:37Hannah Berner?

  Women have been to space. Why are we acting like it's a big deal?

• 38:42Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember when they packed 100 tampons for that girl who's going to space for like a week?

• 38:48Paige DeSorbo?

  That was crazy. And like, I hate to say this, like, I'm not even gonna say this, but like, what if something happened?

• 38:54Hannah Berner?

  No, it's very scary.

• 38:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I, yeah, I just can't. Oh, my God, something happened to me on The Bachelorette that I just remembered. That's so funny. I'm in the middle of telling a story. I don't know what the story was, but I'm like into it. My hands are moving, they're going. Like, I'm making point A, point B, point B, A. Like, I have things happening. One of the girls stops me and she goes, I'm sorry, I just need to stop you while you're telling this story. Your fingers are so long.

• 39:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And Stephanie's like right next to me. She goes, oh yeah, everybody always says that to her.

• 39:30Hannah Berner?

  Imagine, imagine I paid her to say that to you. I'm like, can you, whenever she starts talking, can you bring up the size of her fingers?

• 39:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, oh yeah, like that's the thing. Then I didn't know if I should like put my hands down while I was telling the rest of the story.

• 39:43Hannah Berner?

  You just can't stop thinking about your own fingers. I hate that.

• 39:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I hated that.

• 39:48Hannah Berner?

  But you also, your nails don't help. Your nails make them look even longer.

• 39:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they look like talons.

• 39:54Hannah Berner?

  They're stunning.

• 39:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I love them.

• 39:57Hannah Berner?

  They're beautiful. It's just...

• 39:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 39:59Hannah Berner?

  As a body positive girly.

• 40:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:04Hannah Berner?

  I have a size 10 finger, so I can't relate to you.

• 40:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, the other thing pop culture that we didn't talk about that I wanted your opinion on is the Morgan Wallen walking off of the SNL set.

• 40:17Hannah Berner?

  Get me to God's country.

• 40:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Okay, so if you guys didn't hear, which I feel like everybody has already seen it. Morgan Wallen performed on SNL and at the end when they rolled the credits, usually all the actors like stay on the stage, they hug, they say good job, all this stuff. Morgan like immediately walks off, like while the camera's still on the stage.

• 40:35Hannah Berner?

  Right past the camera.

• 40:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Like right into the camera. Then he tweets, get me back to God's country. And then it became like a whole trend, whatever.

• 40:42Hannah Berner?

  And he's selling merch.

• 40:44Paige DeSorbo?

  It was smart. In my first like seeing it, like I truly didn't think anything negative. I was like, oh, maybe he literally was like, oh, I'm done. Cause I get, I was like, maybe he had anxiety and he was just like, oh, I, I finished it. I did it. It's over. Like, I don't know. I didn't know the camera was still going and he just walked off. But then tweeting that afterward.

• 41:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 41:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, oh, that's shady and messy. And so like, did something happen?

• 41:13Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 41:14Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you think?

• 41:16Hannah Berner?

  Well, I feel like some of the cast members chirped in on it too. Chirped, chimed in on it.

• 41:22Paige DeSorbo?

  What did they say?

• 41:24Hannah Berner?

  I think they kind of were like confused also. Um, but I also think it was just like good press for everyone. Cause everyone's talking about it.

• 41:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:33Hannah Berner?

  Like it's become kind of like, cause it's live, what's gonna happen? Um, also like, I don't know. I feel like more, SNL is such a, an honor to do and like Morgan Wallen. You gotta be a little grateful. Your ego's not your amigo.

• 41:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, your ego is truly not your ego. I just like, I mean, I always say this, but like if like a Tate McCray did that, they'd be all over her. Like the press would still be going on today on a Monday.

• 42:06Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they'd be like, is she hard to work with? Is she a diva? Is she gonna lose her sponsorships?

• 42:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like there's always so many TikTok videos of like, I went up to this influencer and she like didn't say hi back and it's like, okay, well, maybe it caught her at a random moment. Like there's never those about like men.

• 42:24Hannah Berner?

  This is the thing with men. They'll get called out, like he's a dick or like he's a fuck boy. And then it's kind of laughed off and then he just continues doing what he's doing.

• 42:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:34Hannah Berner?

  Where, yeah, like, I mean, Ashley Simpson got completely canceled.

• 42:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 42:39Hannah Berner?

  When she made amazing music. Hello, hello, hello, hello.

• 42:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I think she got canceled because she was lip syncing. Singing. Did I say? Is it lipis? I is, I never know, is it lip singing or lip syncing?

• 42:56Hannah Berner?

  Lip syncing.

• 42:57Paige DeSorbo?

  But I always want to say lip singing, but it's like, obviously you're singing with your lips. There was a wicked outbreak on my bachelorette this weekend.

• 43:05Hannah Berner?

  I love when you called it an outbreak. Paige sends me a video of the girls singing Wicked. And I was just like, I don't know, your enemies are about to get you this weekend. I don't know what to tell you.

• 43:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I literally sat there at 1.70, he goes, you just quivered and winced in your chair. Like you're so embarrassed for us. And I was like, I'm not embarrassed for you guys. Like if you love it, if you like it, I love it, but I could never.

• 43:31Hannah Berner?

  I'm jealous. I first of all, love Wicked. I would have broken the song with them, but I'm jealous of girls who get joy from breaking into song together and like authentically lean in like with harmonies and shit like you. I, girls used to do that on the bus and stuff. And I was like, that, I wish I could do that, but I can't. I'm too insecure.

• 43:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't have, yeah, I'm too insecure. I don't have the confidence to just start ever singing or dancing. I don't just, I have so many other qualities that I'm so grateful for and blessed with. Rhythm and holding a note, not one of them.

• 44:04Hannah Berner?

  Also, let's be honest though, rhythm is a, you know, when.

• 44:10Paige DeSorbo?

  It's subjective.

• 44:11Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say.

• 44:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Artist's objective.

• 44:14Hannah Berner?

  I think it's artist's objective. And once my therapist told me to dance off rhythm because it helps you like find awareness within your body. And I was like, so just dance. That's what I do.

• 44:26Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:31Hannah Berner?

  Hot take: Is April Fools, Chugi?

• 47:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like there weren't... Yeah, yeah.

• 47:39Hannah Berner?

  I feel like April Fools is over.

• 47:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It's over.

• 47:42Hannah Berner?

  Because all the brands took over it, and it's like... Or people took it way too far, like being like, "I'm pregnant", and then be like, "April Fools!", and people were like, "What? That's not funny!"

• 47:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually didn't really see one April Fools joke. I love that when we announced we were gonna be on Jimmy Fallon, people were like...

• 47:59Hannah Berner?

  We announced Jimmy Fallon, and some haters were like, "Yeah, April Fools! These girls would never be on Jimmy Fallon. They fucking suck!" But, um, no, yeah, it wasn't April Fools. We forgot that it was April Fools. One more thing about space? Do you know Pluto got demoted?

• 48:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I knew that. That was a while ago.

• 48:19Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but like, how did they tell Pluto? Like, do you ever think about that? Like, who called Pluto and was like...

• 48:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you more interested in what's in space or what's underwater?

• 48:31Hannah Berner?

  Are you high right now?

• 48:34Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but like being at the ocean this weekend, like a lot of girls were like, I like, don't fuck with the ocean. Like, I'm not going out there.

• 48:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 48:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like, oh, that's interesting. I like, don't ever, I don't like fear the ocean, but I'm not like, there's a certain point where I'm like, yeah, I'm not going further than this. That's crazy.

• 48:52Hannah Berner?

  I just saw a funny Justin Bieber video with actually Jimmy Fallon, where Jimmy Fallon was like, what's your biggest fear? And Justin Bieber was like sharks and Jimmy Fallon was like, when would you run into a shark? And Justin Bieber goes, when I'm in the ocean.

• 49:11Hannah Berner?

  I'm more, honestly, I'm interested in space because like galaxies, like that's crazy. And like the fact that there's other Earths and worlds on our Earth, who knows? They're just like, it's in infinite, like that's crazy. And I like thinking about that because it reminds me that my life doesn't matter and I don't have to be stressed about anything because no one cares. And we're just a blip in the world and in the galaxy.

• 49:35Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I'm more interested in underwater.

• 49:37Hannah Berner?

  See, I think underwater is none of my business. Like, let them live. Let them do their thing.

• 49:41Paige DeSorbo?

  The only thing I don't get is like the underwater is actually on Earth. Like it, we live with it every day. And the fact that like the majority of it is not researched or like explored, I think is scary. It's scarier to me than space because space is like, it's not here. Like, we don't.

• 50:02Hannah Berner?

  My toxic trait is I feel like I could talk it out with an alien. Like, I'd be like, look, we're both trying to survive.

• 50:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 50:08Hannah Berner?

  We're both trying to figure it out. I don't know what's going on. You don't know what's going on. Chill out. You can't do that with a fish.

• 50:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna tell you something. I use Chat GPT all the time.

• 50:20Hannah Berner?

  You love, you, it's your new best friend.

• 50:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's my best friend. I'm like, let me just ask my chat. Like, she'll literally know. And I started saying thank you to it, like after it would give me information.

• 50:33Hannah Berner?

  You're like, wanted to like you.

• 50:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I'm like, okay, if aliens ever come and they're like, okay, well, at least she was like really polite.

• 50:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm always like, thank you so much. Like, that was actually super helpful.

• 50:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, when I was getting my UTI, I was like, just Googling all, I was just asking chat all these things. And I'm like, do you think I have like something wrong with my kidneys? I don't feel like my back hurts.

• 50:59Hannah Berner?

  Well, people are now using ChatGPT as therapy and just like asking therapy questions.

• 51:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean.

• 51:06Hannah Berner?

  At least you know you're not gonna be judged.

• 51:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Kind of smart. I mean, I, I, I love it. I'm always asking questions.

• 51:14Hannah Berner?

  And you know what? That shows a sign of intelligence. People who ask questions, that's what I heard. I question it.

• 51:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I saw this TikTok that really changed the course of my life because I can still remember it days later. And it was saying how like our society hasn't like really caught up with like how we live. Like, really, in the year 2025, men need marriage more than women, but like no one will admit that yet. Like, we're just like, the times haven't caught up with it. Because women truly needed men for like financial stability, stability, but like because we don't need that anymore. Men benefit from us more because we're like more organized, more like nurturing, like we help them make decisions, whatever.

• 51:56Hannah Berner?

  And we're making money, too.

• 51:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. But it was more a focus on like, in this day and age, women are thinking about having children in a more like logical way.

• 52:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 52:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And also times like haven't caught up and that women like questioning motherhood.

• 52:19Hannah Berner?

  Is a sign of intelligence.

• 52:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Is a sign of intelligence.

• 52:22Hannah Berner?

  I saw that TikTok, we're on the same algorithm.

• 52:25Paige DeSorbo?

  A sign of intelligence because it's the only thing in life that is irreversible.

• 52:30Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 52:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, once you have a baby, that's it, you're a mother, you had a baby.

• 52:34Hannah Berner?

  They basically said, if you question motherhood, you're sane and you're normal. Because back then, you couldn't question it. So if you find yourself in this day and age, being like a little nervous about motherhood, it's normal because it's fucking scary, like.

• 52:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. And it was saying how like you truly do mourn the person you were before.

• 52:57Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. That's why like I have been at a lot of my comedy shows, asking people if I should become a mother. And I do crowd work about it because I feel like it's not talked about. I think moms get a lot of, people think motherhood is like really negative because. It's so easy for moms to like bond over complaining. It's like, think about anything you do. You're not like going around talking about the positives, like you like

• 53:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 53:22Hannah Berner?

  making jokes.

• 53:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You're venting.

• 53:24Hannah Berner?

  You're venting about the negatives, so then it looks like motherhood is like so negative when it's not. And then people who do, don't have kids like to lean in to the positivity of it to, because there's so much negativity towards that, maybe. So it's just like a lot of weird.

• 53:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, did you see the Chapel Rohn thing?

• 53:43Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, people are mad, mad.

• 53:45Paige DeSorbo?

  So Chapel Rohn said on a podcast, like, anything I've heard about motherhood from my friends at 27 years old is that like, it's the worst. And people were livid. In her defense, like she was talking about like her personal friends. She wasn't like saying like every woman I've ever met who got a baby. But all these women started posting like videos with their child being like, I love motherhood. And she's, and it was basically like, I'm not saying it's not good. Like obviously it has good parts too. And also people having kids in like their late twenties, I'm sure it's so much harder.

• 54:17Hannah Berner?

  I feel like Chapel's not gonna go on a podcast for a while.

• 54:22Hannah Berner?

  I feel like every time she speaks, something gets in the news.

• 54:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, people are like, get mad.

• 54:30Hannah Berner?

  She likes to just like talk like she's normal, but you can't when you're that level of fame, because everything you say will get taken and judged. Because I guess, yeah, everyone's listening to what you're saying. It's scary. It's scary, but she is a damn good singer.

• 54:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, she is.

• 54:48Hannah Berner?

  I watched the first season of White Lotus. I caved. I finally did it.

• 54:53Paige DeSorbo?

  What'd you think? I actually, the first season is probably like, no, people love the first season. I'm just my favorite season, the second season.

• 55:01Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I'm gonna start that.

• 55:03Paige DeSorbo?

  It's good. It's in Italy.

• 55:04Hannah Berner?

  So I'm currently trying to avoid any spoilers about the third season.

• 55:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, well then you can't go on TikTok.

• 55:10Hannah Berner?

  Nope, I'm not online right now. It's been quite peaceful.

• 55:14Paige DeSorbo?

  It's funny that like because of TikTok, right when the show was over and I went on TikTok like it was already like things about the last episode like there's no wait wait time at all spoiler alert.

• 55:28Hannah Berner?

  Spoiler, but the good thing is things move so fast in like three days it'll be it'll be out of the news cycle. What's the deal with Mike White? Wasn't he an actor?

• 55:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he was a reality. He was on Survivor.

• 55:40Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I don't know the lore. Wait, what is the lore behind Mike White? I'm fascinated.

• 55:45Paige DeSorbo?

  He was on Survivor and people loved him like he was a great like.

• 55:50Hannah Berner?

  I recognize his face.

• 55:52Paige DeSorbo?

  And then he just went on to like write these amazing this amazing show.

• 55:56Hannah Berner?

  I love when you can't put people in boxes and I love people who went on reality TV and then do other great things.

• 56:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a pivot.

• 56:03Hannah Berner?

  I love Cardi B.

• 56:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 56:06Hannah Berner?

  We love a pivot. Um, but also if I see another thing about Amy Lou Woods teeth, I'm gonna lose it.

• 56:15Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna let the girl have her teeth.

• 56:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she's so British.

• 56:19Hannah Berner?

  Why is this the most interesting thing on the news right now is her the fact that she her her teeth aren't that one girl doesn't have veneers. Why don't we talk about all the people with veneers that shouldn't?

• 56:29Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what people aren't talking about is how all the whole the cast as a whole was like it was really hard to come back to like normal life because they lived there for like however long it took to film and like they almost like started to go a little crazy. Like they couldn't differentiate like one of the actors was saying like we'd be sitting at dinner and I'd be like, wait, am I myself or my character? Because like they were there.

• 56:52Hannah Berner?

  Also on vacation.

• 56:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  I mean, they're working.

• 56:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't that such a mind fuck?

• 56:58Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that's crazy. I love that they got to go to like a beautiful place and film and it wasn't like.

• 57:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and they were saying like you get so dehydrated there that like you have one drink and you're drunk. Like you have to drink so much water there.

• 57:14Hannah Berner?

  Sounds like the moon.

• 57:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I wonder what it's like on the moon.

• 57:19Hannah Berner?

  What's the white lotus? I said lotus. What's the white lotus on the moon? Episode gonna look like?

• 57:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm in my white. Ludious phase.

• 57:32Hannah Berner?

  I also watched The Last Showgirl.

• 57:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You did with Pamela Anderson? It's always coming up on my prime and I never click it. Was it good?

• 57:39Hannah Berner?

  Aesthetically, it was beautiful. She was amazing. Storywise, if I had to explain it without giving away any spoilers, spoiler alert. It's just about her being the last showgirl. It's kind of it.

• 57:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you for that Hannah.

• 57:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly insightful.

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  She's just like, this is me as the last showgirl and then you watch her be the last showgirl.

• 58:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, cool. So you feel like it's, you could skip?

• 58:07Hannah Berner?

  You just have to kind of read the title and you get it. I like Jamie Lee Curtis in it. There's just, there's nothing happens, but she's the last showgirl.

• 58:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Awesome. I'm happy for her. There has to be someone. To wrap it up.

• 58:20Hannah Berner?

  What are you watching?

• 58:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm watching, I just watched, yeah, I watched the season finale of 1923 with my fake boyfriend. I'm like obsessed with him. That's Brandon Skolner's in that. And then I'm watching Righteous Gemstones and then I'm watching The Pit and now White Lotus is over. So like I'm down a show.

• 58:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you're down.

• 58:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm down.

• 58:41Hannah Berner?

  I love how you have a full roster.

• 58:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh yeah, I'm my show.

• 58:45Hannah Berner?

  You have a show roster.

• 58:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:48Hannah Berner?

  Is The Pit still good? People really like it?

• 58:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like over it now.

• 58:52Hannah Berner?

  Compared to Grey's Anatomy, what do you like better?

• 58:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And there's, it's, you can't hold a candle to Grey's Anatomy.

• 58:57Hannah Berner?

  Well, Meredith Grey, is that her name?

• 59:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 59:00Hannah Berner?

  She has a show out.

• 59:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but it's, it's one of those shows about that.

• 59:07Hannah Berner?

  Support women in the arts right now.

• 59:08Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm supporting, I'm supporting. I support her. I think she's great. She speaks a lot of truths for women. But the show is about that Natalia Grace and that freaks me out, that whole story. I can't really watch another show about it.

• 59:22Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I didn't realize that. It's a scripted drama on.

• 59:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, about like them adopting a girl and them like figuring out that she's lying and like she tries to kill them and like it's just, I can't do it. I'm not in the right mindset.

• 59:33Hannah Berner?

  But the Natalia Grace lore was. Was she trying to kill them? Was she crazy? Or did they realize she was a little difficult? And they tried to make it like she was crazy to get rid of her?

• 59:44Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just one of those cases where it's like, it's not, it's not my problem. And I really can't die. Like, it's, it's too eerie for me. It's, I need to stay away from that energy.

• 59:55Hannah Berner?

  It's above your pay grade.

• 59:56Paige DeSorbo?

  It truly is. I really wish it would stop coming across my desk.

• 1:00:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, did you get your pimple injected?

• 1:00:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, you know, when I was really complaining about my skin and I just, my hormones were obviously all over the place because I wasn't getting my period.

• 1:00:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I still haven't, but whatever. I was like trying to ride out my cystic pimples. And I always forget when I get a cystic pimple that you can literally just go to the dermatologist and get them injected.

• 1:00:28Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you were letting nature take its course?

• 1:00:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I was trying to let nature take its course. And also I was like, I can cure this. I'll be fine. And right when I called the dermatologist, she was like, why didn't you call me like the day you felt it coming on? Like just come in and get it injected? And I feel like I need to remind the girls also. You can go into your dermatologist and the nurse will just inject your cystic pimples with like a saline solution and it's literally gone in 24 hours.

• 1:00:53Hannah Berner?

  I feel like once your pimple feels like it's like paying rent, like once it starts getting a head on top of a head, like once there's a family.

• 1:01:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I had it for two weeks. I was like, please.

• 1:01:04Hannah Berner?

  There was like, it started getting a root, like in you. Get that shit.

• 1:01:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I couldn't.

• 1:01:09Hannah Berner?

  You, you love that. The girls love. The girly, especially the influencers, love posting their acne online. More than anything.

• 1:01:19Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just so, it's such a refreshing thing to see. Cause there are so many days where I, you, because you can't relate to this because you never break out and you always have good skin.

• 1:01:30Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God, thank you. I've been waiting for you to say that the whole podcast.

• 1:01:34Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I've literally, in the almost 10 years that we've been friends, I think I've seen you have a pimple. I'm not kidding, twice.

• 1:01:43Hannah Berner?

  But you know what? It's very dry and oily, but that's for another time.

• 1:01:46Paige DeSorbo?

  It's for another day.

• 1:01:47Hannah Berner?

  It's for another day. But yeah, the girls, they like to post their pimples, ala Alex Earl. I saw you post it. I commented brave on yours. Is it kind of?

• 1:02:03Hannah Berner?

  Is it cuz like sometimes it's exhausting to be hot all the time and you just want people to know that like you're a real one?

• 1:02:09Paige DeSorbo?

  No, sometimes I'll post, I'll have so many posts of like retouched professional photos.

• 1:02:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And I always think like, oh, there's a bunch of like 17 year old girls that follow me and I like want them to see my skin.

• 1:02:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, not the 30 year olds, though.

• 1:02:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, yeah, them too, but also, but like, they already know.

• 1:02:30Hannah Berner?

  The millennials have enough issues.

• 1:02:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Hell, yeah. I am not gonna add something else to their plate. I mean, come on. How much can they handle?

• 1:02:39Hannah Berner?

  Oh, God. Anyway.

• 1:02:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Anywho.

• 1:02:43Hannah Berner?

  We're going on Fallon this week.

• 1:02:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, we have a lot of press this week.

• 1:02:47Hannah Berner?

  We're doing press for the book. Do you, you're doing your outfits tonight?

• 1:02:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I have a fitting tonight.

• 1:02:55Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I have some of my stuff. I'm excited to post photos, see what the gigglers think of the fit. And we're just so excited that the book's so close to being out. But if you preorder right now, you're basically gonna get it when it comes out, I feel like.

• 1:03:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 1:03:10Hannah Berner?

  I don't know the rules. I might have made that up.

• 1:03:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I feel like two day shipping is a real thing.

• 1:03:16Hannah Berner?

  Hell, yeah. And I'm gonna be in California this weekend. If you live near San Francisco or LA, I am at casinos there, um, being crazy at the casinos. And yeah, we love you guys. Thank you so much for giggling with us.

• 1:03:31Paige DeSorbo?

  See ya.

• 1:03:32Hannah Berner?

  Bye.

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