Giggling about the garden, grandpas, and energy healers

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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 1:26Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, so many people have my location.

• 1:34Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:38Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 2:00Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 2:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 2:12Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like, I love everyone, but like...

• 2:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 2:17Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising. And you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 2:30Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:37Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 2:42Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 2:48Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:57Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 3:00Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 3:01Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 3:03Hannah Berner?

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• 3:16Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 3:17Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to Waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Sup, Gigglers? Carrie, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:39Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my Madison Square? I didn't say Garden, it's MSGigglers, baby. We're like, I'm a little, I'm still processing. I'm like in a shock mode still.

• 3:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm very much like...

• 3:54Hannah Berner?

  We just had an elevator ride and we just looked at each other and we were like, how's your day?

• 4:00Hannah Berner?

  No, like, you guys, what the fuck is going on?

• 4:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I have to unbutton my pants, I literally four seconds into it.

• 4:06Hannah Berner?

  Let it go, baby.

• 4:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, what was I trying to do? Be a hero?

• 4:09Hannah Berner?

  Everyone unzip your pants right now, actually. Everyone unzip right now.

• 4:12Paige DeSorbo?

  We ever wear jeans and it's, and you sit down?

• 4:15Hannah Berner?

  Every time.

• 4:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And then it's in your vagina?

• 4:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, every time.

• 4:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, it's...

• 4:18Hannah Berner?

  No, yeah.

• 4:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And you have to pull the inseam?

• 4:21Hannah Berner?

  By the way, we had like 20 minutes where she was just sitting here totally fine.

• 4:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because then it started to burn.

• 4:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Wait, is this the reason you have your eyes? Because you have, because of your pencil jeans? Um, I thought that we did this podcast. I knew your mom listened. I knew my mom listened. I knew my dad, he listens sometimes, but not always.

• 4:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 4:43Hannah Berner?

  My Nana listens, Bobby Flay listens.

• 4:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't think there was eight million of you. I'm getting text messages about tickets from people that I'm like, I haven't spoken to you in 20 years.

• 4:55Hannah Berner?

  Nana's getting DMs, but I do have to say, we, we planned the tour, like, we underestimated it. And Madison Square Garden, that was our like, if we could do Madison Square Garden...

• 5:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? I tried to keep the tour low-key. I was like, you know what? We'll just like do a couple of shows, it won't be as big as last time. Then Hannah's like, okay, but what if? And hear me out. And I said, you know what? I love it. One night, how special, how spectacular. I'm going to do a custom Daphne outfit. And then every 30 minutes, the past three days, she's like, hear me out.

• 5:31Hannah Berner?

  This is how Giggly Squad works. Someone calls me and they go, how do you feel about this? And I'm like, okay. And then they go, how do we tell Paige? And I say, I got you.

• 5:40Paige DeSorbo?

  How do we take it to Paige?

• 5:41Hannah Berner?

  I want you guys to know, after the first Madison Square Garden...

• 5:44Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just you on the phone with my mom.

• 5:47Hannah Berner?

  After it's sold out, I FaceTime you. I look at you and I said, Paige, I know you said you don't want to do any other shows. We have to add more, like, we have to. And you roll your eyes and you go, fine, call you again, Paige. And you're like, now the outfit is going to be a problem?

• 6:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, after two shows, Hannah knows, Hannah knows exactly what she does to me. She said something that it would break a record of like men. And I said, fuck it.

• 6:20Hannah Berner?

  You're so angry, you were like, do it and then hang up.

• 6:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I felt like a man in finance. I said, like, yes, and then I just shut the phone.

• 6:29Hannah Berner?

  You were like, sell the stock down. Um, so, we're working on creating the show right now. And now we're realizing, like, we got to make it Madison Square Garden level. So, we're figuring it out, maybe a chandelier, I don't know.

• 6:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, actually, I didn't even run this by you, but I said something to someone who's working on it with us. And I said, what if we made it actually? No, I was talking about Andrew, but I hate to say that we have a straight man on our team. But I said, what if we made it actually look like a garden?

• 7:01Hannah Berner?

  This isn't Taylor Swift's...

• 7:02Paige DeSorbo?

  He goes, okay, now we're getting, like, oh, but it would just feel more homey.

• 7:06Hannah Berner?

  You go, what did Taylor Swift do with her wedding stuff?

• 7:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, could you connect me with...

• 7:11Hannah Berner?

  Is it in a back closet? Could they just bring it back out?

• 7:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because the vibes of MSG are very industrial. It's very like...

• 7:19Hannah Berner?

  But we've played casinos before.

• 7:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, it's, it's like, it's cool tones to me.

• 7:24Hannah Berner?

  I also think it's so funny that Paige, she barely made it through three shows of the first tour and now she's sold four Madison Square Gardens.

• 7:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm going to nap until then.

• 7:34Hannah Berner?

  We're definitely on voice rest. The only time we talk is doing Giggly Squad or MSG.

• 7:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Once it hits December 1, don't contact me till April.

• 7:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I'm hibernating, I'm, I have to get ready. The amount of face masks I need, my microneedlist texted me. She goes, you really need to come in.

• 7:54Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she's disappointed in you. You're like, I'm dealing with a lot right now, my friend.

• 7:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I have a tour coming up.

• 7:59Hannah Berner?

  My friend has got me by the balls.

• 8:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she keeps making me work.

• 8:02Hannah Berner?

  I also think it just happens that every hot girl in the tri-state area...

• 8:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Is coming.

• 8:09Hannah Berner?

  I'm still in shock.

• 8:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:10Hannah Berner?

  Like, I'm processing still, like, next episode, I'll be able to like speak freely on it. I did do something really stupid though, last night. I got scammed.

• 8:19Paige DeSorbo?

  You did?

• 8:20Hannah Berner?

  I didn't tell Dez, I haven't told anyone.

• 8:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't tell Dez.

• 8:22Hannah Berner?

  I won't.

• 8:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, don't tell Dez.

• 8:24Hannah Berner?

  I won't tell Dez. I think I was able to fix it, but um, look, lately, I've been a little loosey-goosey.

• 8:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:32Hannah Berner?

  With like donations.

• 8:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:34Hannah Berner?

  If I see a cause, I'm gonna just throw a couple dollars at it.

• 8:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes people Venmo me and I'm like, okay, but maybe they really do have a cousin who is...

• 8:46Hannah Berner?

  And we get sob stories, we don't know what's real or not.

• 8:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Hannah Berner?

  When there's a kitten involved...

• 8:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my god.

• 8:53Hannah Berner?

  Let's just say, there's a lot of cat shelters that have been getting money over the last month. So, last night, I'm doing my scroll.

• 9:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 9:01Hannah Berner?

  And this like old man comes up, like, saying something and then these kittens, and he like has his own kitten shelter.

• 9:08Paige DeSorbo?

  TikTok or Instagram, what forum?

• 9:09Hannah Berner?

  Instagram.

• 9:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 9:11Hannah Berner?

  So, I first repost it and then he's like, please help us keep our shelter like afloat. Done, I don't need to...

• 9:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Done.

• 9:18Hannah Berner?

  Done.

• 9:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I now own the shelter, like, put my name on it, I support you.

• 9:24Hannah Berner?

  I like, it was just like a payment form, like, it wasn't a GoFundMe, it was just like...

• 9:28Paige DeSorbo?

  A link.

• 9:29Hannah Berner?

  A link, and I was like...

• 9:30Paige DeSorbo?

  In his bio.

• 9:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 9:32Hannah Berner?

  I was just like, yeah, I'm giving this man money. So, I give it, I feel good about myself, I saved a shelter, and I continue on my night. And then I get a DM from a Giggler because I had reposted it and someone goes, babe, this is AI.

• 9:48Hannah Berner?

  Someone was just putting old, an old man talking and then kittens. And I said,

• 9:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I need this yet.

• 9:55Hannah Berner?

  My two favorite things in the world is an old man and a kitten.

• 9:59Paige DeSorbo?

  That video was specifically targeted to you.

• 10:01Hannah Berner?

  No, they're getting good, you guys. They're good. And look, did I do my due diligence? Absolutely not. But like, there's a lot of cat shelters. I'm like, they showed the kittens. I'm in.

• 10:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of old men.

• 10:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 10:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I did an energy healer. I do my energy healer once a year for my birthday because I just feel like it. I really believe in her. She's like amazing.

• 10:21Hannah Berner?

  It feels like once a month, though.

• 10:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I do it once a year before, right before my birthday. I used to do it once a month because I had a lot going on. I go, clearly my energy's off.

• 10:31Hannah Berner?

  Was she like, hey, I don't need to keep telling you that you have anxiety?

• 10:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 10:37Paige DeSorbo?

  She was, she like looked at me and she's like, you know what to do with, for your anxiety. So anyway, she's like, the first 30 minutes is her like talking to you and then the last 30 minutes is like you close your eyes and she does like energy work on you. And I'm not kidding.

• 10:49Hannah Berner?

  Over Zoom.

• 10:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, you really feel it in your body.

• 10:52Hannah Berner?

  See, my husband would be like, you're getting scanned again.

• 10:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, listen to this. So while she's doing it, I literally feel something on my shoulder. I thought Kitty had like jumped up on the couch and like hit my shoulder to the point where I turned my head and looked. When you wake up, she asks you like if you feel anything. And of course, you know me, I tell her some things, but I don't tell her everything because I want to see if she says it to me. So I did feel something else in my kidneys. I said that to her and she was like, yeah, you have like a lot of energy in your kidneys. You have, I had to like clear it out. She goes, and then something else weird happened. She was like, I felt a man over you and touch your shoulder and say, tell her congratulations. I'm on the phone with Hannah this morning. I'm telling her this story. The first words out of her mouth, she goes, oh my God, my grandpa.

• 11:40Paige DeSorbo?

  She goes, my grandpa came to you.

• 11:41Hannah Berner?

  I go, it was my grandpa. And she goes, not everything is about your fucking grandpa.

• 11:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, actually, it's someone who has two dead grandpas.

• 11:50Hannah Berner?

  Who never brings it up.

• 11:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Who, not, not as just holds it in like it's the eighties. Don't say a single word about those men. I'm like, maybe actually someone related to me was like not, everything is about Grandpa Jerry.

• 12:05Hannah Berner?

  We just told MSG, grandpa loves basketball. It's my grandpa congratulating us for sure. But I don't, you don't need to pay a psychic to tell you that.

• 12:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Do your grandpas even like basketball?

• 12:15Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, sorry, my grandpa's about teams and he knows you're important for, an essential for the team. And he was giving you, he's a coach. Of course he's patting you on the back. Like actually, the more I talk about it, I'm like, I'm sure it was Grandpa Jerry. I'm sure.

• 12:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I will book another appointment and find out.

• 12:31Hannah Berner?

  But also what freaked me out is how do you know where your kidneys are? That's a weird skill. You're like, oh, my kidney, right here.

• 12:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a UTI veteran. I know exactly where my kidneys are.

• 12:41Hannah Berner?

  Okay. I don't mean to like embarrass myself, but like kidneys are for flushing blood. Is that like every organ?

• 12:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's your, like your liver is for a lot of stuff.

• 12:55Hannah Berner?

  Never heard of her.

• 12:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Your kidneys are, your kidneys are.

• 13:00Hannah Berner?

  You have two.

• 13:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You do. And you can give a kidney.

• 13:05Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 13:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You can't give a kidney, you can't give a liver.

• 13:08Hannah Berner?

  You can't give a liver, but you can eat animal liver if that's your religion.

• 13:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Who?

• 13:14Hannah Berner?

  The Jews.

• 13:15Paige DeSorbo?

  They eat animal livers?

• 13:17Hannah Berner?

  They go, what am I, a piece of liver?

• 13:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think you're thinking of something totally different, like chopped liver.

• 13:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. What am I chopped liver?

• 13:27Paige DeSorbo?

  But that's not them eating it is.

• 13:29Hannah Berner?

  It's chopped. So they could eat it.

• 13:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. I'm asking the internet. The phrase, hold on, the phrase, is that about eating it? The phrase chopped liver?

• 13:43Hannah Berner?

  We saw it MSG. We spent 30 minutes trying to figure out what chopped liver is.

• 13:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, comes from mid 20th century Jewish American culture. Because chopped liver was served as an inexpensive side dish or appetizer. I'm in shock.

• 13:58Hannah Berner?

  Every now and then a blind squirrel finds a nut. And that's what you guys just witnessed.

• 14:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Shock.

• 14:03Hannah Berner?

  Well, because.

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought chopped liver meant like chop it up, discard it. We don't care. I didn't know it was like chop it up, put it in your mouth.

• 14:11Hannah Berner?

  But I think it's also like, oh, look at us learning things. Des would be so proud of us. He loves weird sayings because we, when you have a chicken, no one wants the liver part. So they were like, is it cheap? They started eating it. So it's like, what am I like a fucking throwaway? Are your kidneys okay?

• 14:27Paige DeSorbo?

  My kidneys are okay. She said, I just had a lot of energy in them. And she told me when I wake up in the morning, I should go like this

• 14:34Paige DeSorbo?

  for 10 seconds and then put it on my kidneys.

• 14:37Hannah Berner?

  And for anyone who's listening and they're like, this sounds fucking crazy. That's how she sold MSG. She's been doing that every single night.

• 14:43Paige DeSorbo?

  She's been believing in myself.

• 14:45Hannah Berner?

  She goes, hold on one second.

• 14:46Paige DeSorbo?

  You truly never know what's going on in someone's home.

• 14:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Like no one expects me to wake up in the morning and be like, hold on, I have to do my stuff.

• 14:58Hannah Berner?

  Yes. You have a lot of stuff.

• 15:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I also started doing something else in the morning. I saw it on TikTok and now I can't remember. It's like part of Japanese culture. They do like different things in the morning to wake themselves up. One of them is I squeeze my ears for 10 seconds. And it like, you really start swallowing, like it helps your lymphatic.

• 15:18Hannah Berner?

  Oh, wow.

• 15:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And it like wakes you up.

• 15:20Hannah Berner?

  I haven't, I've forgotten lemons every day this week. I forgot my, I'm so upset.

• 15:26Paige DeSorbo?

  It's hard to implement a totally new.

• 15:29Hannah Berner?

  Routine.

• 15:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:29Hannah Berner?

  Especially when you don't have one.

• 15:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Right. Do you do anything routine?

• 15:37Hannah Berner?

  Check my email.

• 15:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  Text you.

• 15:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Right now I have a hundred emails.

• 15:42Hannah Berner?

  In your stress.

• 15:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And 78 text messages.

• 15:45Hannah Berner?

  And 60 of them are me.

• 15:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm really stressed. It's so not me, but I just, for some reason I can't do it.

• 15:52Hannah Berner?

  My favorite thing that you do over text is when you call someone freaks for no reason.

• 15:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You love when I call people freak.

• 15:58Hannah Berner?

  But I love when it's literally no reason. Like I'll be like, oh, like it's too busy to like go to this place right now. And you'd be like freaks.

• 16:07Paige DeSorbo?

  You'd be like, who's in there? A bunch of freaks? No, because actually freak is a really good describing word for someone who's not.

• 16:17Hannah Berner?

  Being okay.

• 16:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like they're not okay, but it's not like to a level where you have to call the police. Yeah. It's like, they're just freaks. Like, okay, you're a freak.

• 16:27Hannah Berner?

  Or if someone like says something mean about me, you're like, don't worry, they're freaks.

• 16:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:30Hannah Berner?

  And immediately I'm like, you're so right. That just solved everything.

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:34Hannah Berner?

  You guys, whenever anything negative happens to you, just label it, people being freaks.

• 16:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, sorry that you're a freak. I like, there's nothing I can do about it.

• 16:41Hannah Berner?

  It's also giving middle school bully. Like if a middle school bully called you a freak, you'd have to like leave the school. So that's why it's really powerful.

• 16:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Just trying to think of like, if I could identify my middle school bully. And it was, I think a boy.

• 16:55Hannah Berner?

  My middle school bully, of course, was like someone directly in my close friend group. Right? Like there was one girl in like the four girls that like, I was like, did she love me? Did she hate me? Like she would definitely do things to like, kick me out of the group and stuff, but then it was like fun.

• 17:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:11Hannah Berner?

  One thing about us, we were not bullies. I do think people.

• 17:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't talk, so it literally, it couldn't have happened.

• 17:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I'm too busy to bully. I was like dealing with like getting coached by my dad and tennis.

• 17:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I was only a freak at home. Like I was very reserved in the public.

• 17:25Hannah Berner?

  No, Mean Girls came. That was when people started to be mean. Once Mean Girls aired, which is the greatest movie of all time, but we did have to have a full gym sit down.

• 17:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You did?

• 17:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they got all the girls in the gym and they were like, stop making cliques with weird names and starting civil wars.

• 17:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God. You had like a real, was it all girl school or they just left the guys out?

• 17:48Hannah Berner?

  Well, I went to a school for like two years for tennis and I got there in eighth grade and I knew some of the girls from my neighborhood. I sound so.

• 17:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you sound, your accent today is like, it's MSG. You're like leaning in, you're really leaning in.

• 18:03Hannah Berner?

  Go New York, go.

• 18:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I wish you would consult me more on the songs.

• 18:09Hannah Berner?

  Okay, well, you're right.

• 18:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because I give you, I give you a 100% creative freedom.

• 18:15Hannah Berner?

  I use the.

• 18:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and that was perfect.

• 18:18Hannah Berner?

  When we announced the second one and the Kylie Jenner Angel song hit, I got hyped. Like I got.

• 18:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I got emotional.

• 18:25Hannah Berner?

  I was like shaking. I threw up.

• 18:27Paige DeSorbo?

  We talked a lot about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show before it aired. And then when it aired, I loved it. I loved every second of it.

• 18:35Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah. Paige and I texted the entire time with all a trillion opinions. And at the end we were like, that was fun.

• 18:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like gorgeous. Everyone did great.

• 18:43Hannah Berner?

  All the performances were great. I have a hot take. If we're going to empower women, if we're going to empower women, put their fucking Instagram handle. Right?

• 18:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Smart.

• 18:55Hannah Berner?

  Like when the girl comes up and it's a new girl and they're like, we want her to be the face of, I would love to promote her. What's her fucking handle?

• 19:01Paige DeSorbo?

  So true.

• 19:02Hannah Berner?

  How are you even supposed to find that?

• 19:03Paige DeSorbo?

  So true.

• 19:04Hannah Berner?

  And then there's girls who like are huge in Europe, but we don't know about them. And like, I want to follow them.

• 19:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:09Hannah Berner?

  So like, Taka bitch.

• 19:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Tate McCray, I think is like, how does she move like that? The flexibility. I'm like, I.

• 19:17Hannah Berner?

  And strength.

• 19:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. The stamina alone. I actually said to Hannah, I need to build up my stamina before Madison Square Garden.

• 19:26Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Do you remember the last tour Paige got mad because I said, let's not order fast food at midnight and then have me eat it all and you fall asleep?

• 19:33Paige DeSorbo?

  This tour, I'm different.

• 19:34Hannah Berner?

  She texts me, she said, I'm working out this tour. I need to get my cardio up. And I was like.

• 19:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, he said, I have no stamina. As a person who's tired by five o'clock, how the fuck am I going to do all these shows?

• 19:47Hannah Berner?

  Also, because you don't even know I'm about to plan, you have any dance routines and stuff on stage.

• 19:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I said no to a brand today because they said, how would you feel about singing? And I said, get the fuck out of my emails.

• 20:00Hannah Berner?

  That was my bad. They saw my music video and they go, where's Paige?

• 20:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I knew this was gonna happen. I go, guys, I have to draw the line somewhere and this is where I'm drawing it.

• 20:08Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of brands, Butter got her first campaign offer.

• 20:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she did.

• 20:11Hannah Berner?

  And-

• 20:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Butter got a call from Hollywood.

• 20:13Hannah Berner?

  Butter got a call from Hollywood and Hollywood is not prepared.

• 20:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:17Hannah Berner?

  They were so excited and positive and they were like, we are gonna get a studio.

• 20:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:22Hannah Berner?

  Look it out all day. They go, Hannah doesn't even need to be there.

• 20:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 20:26Hannah Berner?

  Cause we have all these shots. We wanna get a Butter.

• 20:28Paige DeSorbo?

  An eight-hour shoot day.

• 20:30Hannah Berner?

  When I tell you my agent was like, we did it. Butter's a star. And I said, I got her from a dumpster in the Bronx. She's a full feral cat.

• 20:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:39Hannah Berner?

  I would never leave Butter alone, ever.

• 20:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyone.

• 20:43Hannah Berner?

  With anyone. Like-

• 20:44Paige DeSorbo?

  But you're scared for that person, not Butter.

• 20:47Hannah Berner?

  Also, all your photos are not gonna be like a sweet cat, like Daphne. Just like, Daphne gives angles. She's like, a little-

• 20:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:53Hannah Berner?

  Little more chin, a little less chin.

• 20:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Daphne was plucked from a cloud and then just put into my hand. She doesn't know struggle. She doesn't know the streets.

• 21:04Hannah Berner?

  So I was pushing back at my agent. I was like, I don't know if that's possible. And she was like, why? And I was like, Butter's not an actor. She's a full, she's like a squirrel. If you let a wild squirrel in a room and try to do a photo shoot, that's what would happen. And like, I don't wanna drug her, cause that's insane. And I'm like, unless if it's me taking selfies, holding Butter in my own home.

• 21:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:26Hannah Berner?

  I don't know if she's gonna be able to work.

• 21:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you ever drugged her?

• 21:29Hannah Berner?

  No, she's actually good at travel.

• 21:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:31Hannah Berner?

  But-

• 21:32Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I feel like a mom every time someone brings up drugging Daphne. I'm like, no, she's so young. I'm not just like throwing a pill at her for any little thing that goes wrong. We're gonna work it out.

• 21:43Hannah Berner?

  Use a little weed or something?

• 21:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:46Hannah Berner?

  Chill her out of-

• 21:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Did she ever catnip it up?

• 21:49Hannah Berner?

  She does love a catnip, but, but that gets them going. Like, she's rolling around, like-

• 21:54Paige DeSorbo?

  But then they like zonk out.

• 21:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, then they zonk out. So I don't think I wanna put her in that situation. Like, I want her to live a regular cat life. She's not meant for that life. And I literally had to tell my agent. I was like, Butter's not Daphne.

• 22:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:09Hannah Berner?

  And that's okay.

• 22:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's okay.

• 22:12Hannah Berner?

  And she-

• 22:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Daphne's a working cat.

• 22:15Hannah Berner?

  She's from like a line of like, performance cats, right? Like, they're like show cats.

• 22:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 22:21Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 22:23Hannah Berner?

  She's related to the king of Francis, whatever. There's just like, there's aristocracy around her.

• 22:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Dinner with Karl Lagerfeld's cat. You know, like, that's the vibe she gives. She like goes and stays in London and like, at that fancy hotel where a cat lives. Like, that's her vibe.

• 22:41Hannah Berner?

  Meanwhile, like Butter would be-

• 22:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Butter's doing stand-up on the Lower East Side.

• 22:46Hannah Berner?

  In a basement. When I brought her on a flight, they were like, ma'am, you have to take out your cat. And I was like, first of all, don't call me ma'am.

• 22:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:54Hannah Berner?

  Second of all, I was like, if, if I take this cat, she's, we're gonna, I'm never gonna see her again. And they're like, so what do you wanna do? I'm like, figure it out. We're not taking the cat out of the bag.

• 23:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm surprised, actually, there's not more animals that get loose in airports. Like, I've never seen someone running after their dog. Like, I want to see that.

• 23:13Hannah Berner?

  I'm surprised there aren't cats everywhere, all over the airport.

• 23:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm never seeing like someone with like a weird emotional support animal. Like, one time, I wanna be sitting behind someone who has a bird.

• 23:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I was gonna say like a rooster.

• 23:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, just to like, see what it's like.

• 23:26Hannah Berner?

  There are good TikToks of like a cat that gets free on the plane and everyone's like petting it.

• 23:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I would love that.

• 23:32Hannah Berner?

  It's just, I have a very shy cat. And then when she's comfortable with you, she's the best cat in the world. Like Butter is the cuddliest, sweetest baby. But she doesn't like men. She doesn't like strangers. She doesn't like, she also doesn't care about follower counts.

• 23:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, she's you.

• 23:50Paige DeSorbo?

  She's really you.

• 23:51Hannah Berner?

  No, I have a little dopamine hit from a good post.

• 23:53Paige DeSorbo?

  When I talked to the pet psychic, Daphne's like, um, I'd love a bath. Uh, I don't know if you could tell, my fur was getting matted, but what are we doing here?

• 24:01Hannah Berner?

  She's like, I have a photo shoot in three weeks and no one's even preparing.

• 24:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry. I was like, does she know she's on a diet? Yeah, I know. No, I know.

• 24:09Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:54Paige DeSorbo?

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• 25:36Paige DeSorbo?

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• 26:18Paige DeSorbo?

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• 29:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, can I talk about my outfit from the MSG video?

• 29:39Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 29:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I just like loved that outfit so much. Okay, my jacket was vintage from the RealReal, Homo de Garçon. I got it like two years ago, maybe, or maybe like a year ago. I'd only worn it once. That was my second time wearing it. Paired it with jeans, then my chartreuse shoes that Lois loves.

• 30:00Hannah Berner?

  Chartreuse a color or a-

• 30:02Paige DeSorbo?

  And then my mom said, I was like, I need like another thing to the outfit. Like, something's missing. Like, what am I doing? Like, should I do like a turtleneck or like, should I do whatever? And she was like, I think we add a leather glove. And so I added a leather glove.

• 30:17Hannah Berner?

  And you just have leather gloves lying around just in case?

• 30:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I'm-

• 30:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god.

• 30:25Hannah Berner?

  Cause those aren't like for like the cold. That's just pure style.

• 30:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 30:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, those specific leather gloves took me so long to track down because I wanted them to go up to here.

• 30:37Hannah Berner?

  I know.

• 30:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And they do. And I love them. Yeah, I have all-

• 30:40Hannah Berner?

  Can you use them to like wash, wash dishes?

• 30:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 30:45Hannah Berner?

  What's your goal? I haven't washed a dish since 2008.

• 30:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is like-

• 30:49Hannah Berner?

  Since 08, you said.

• 30:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, since 08. Which is a lie. I'm actually a neat freak. Also, why couldn't I ever, why didn't I have the wherewithal or the, actually, the confidence to just say that? Like, yeah, how the fuck about this house? You know, like when they really came down on you for the trash, why didn't you say, then you get in the bag, let me take you out?

• 31:12Hannah Berner?

  I did.

• 31:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what were we talking about?

• 31:18Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can I just say comedy wise? You were talking about the gloves. Comedy wise, um, there's certain words that just work for comedy.

• 31:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:26Hannah Berner?

  And I feel bad for Gen Z's because our joke, it's, it's fun to say like, I haven't done that since eighty-six.

• 31:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:33Hannah Berner?

  Or I haven't had a whatever since, I haven't gave a blowjob since ninety-two.

• 31:36Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad says, I haven't had a hot meal.

• 31:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but like, you can't say like, since two thousand twelve. It doesn't hit the same.

• 31:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I know.

• 31:44Hannah Berner?

  Like-

• 31:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, maybe it's just not for us.

• 31:46Hannah Berner?

  Oh, maybe. But like, saying like, since ninety-four is so funny.

• 31:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sure kids who are in their early twenties say like, and I haven't been happy since ninety, since two thousand. Cause that's when they were born.

• 32:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 32:03Paige DeSorbo?

  They couldn't even say nineties, they weren't alive.

• 32:05Hannah Berner?

  We're in the roaring twenties right now. That's why we're all partying at MSG.

• 32:10Paige DeSorbo?

  It is roaring.

• 32:11Hannah Berner?

  I do feel really happy though about MSG because one of my first big stand-up shows in New York, I made all the girls go to Times Square. And everyone was like, we love you, we support you, but like, this is-

• 32:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Who had the best time at that show though?

• 32:25Hannah Berner?

  My dad.

• 32:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep, tell them why.

• 32:28Hannah Berner?

  You guys.

• 32:30Hannah Berner?

  My, it was the Palladium and it was my first big stand-up show in New York. My dad shows up and I'm like, this is it. He's gonna be, he's finally proud of me. Like, anything that I wasn't sure about, this is for, she's like, this daughter was worth it. And I put my-

• 32:44Paige DeSorbo?

  This daughter was worth it. It's the craziest.

• 32:50Paige DeSorbo?

  It took him twenty-seven years to be like, I'm actually fine with the gender.

• 32:54Hannah Berner?

  I actually get paid off.

• 32:56Paige DeSorbo?

  It's fine.

• 32:57Hannah Berner?

  So, put my heart and soul on the stage.

• 33:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:00Hannah Berner?

  It couldn't have gone better. I remember walking offstage being like, you did it, you did it.

• 33:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:05Hannah Berner?

  And I, and my mom's hugging me, kissing me. And I go up to my dad and the opener is Tracy Carnazo, who he was hanging out with after the show. And I look at them and he goes, do you know Tracy Carnazo found a spot, a parking spot on Forty-second Street? Do you know how fucking incredible that is? And I was like, what?

• 33:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, also, just, he should let you know that Hannah's dad retells this story with the same awe. He actually told this story to my dad.

• 33:36Hannah Berner?

  He was like, have you ever found at seven PM, a parking spot around the corner in Times Square?

• 33:43Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad was like, I wouldn't even try. I wouldn't have even tried.

• 33:46Hannah Berner?

  He was like, this is a once in a lifetime situation we witnessed.

• 33:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that is so dad.

• 33:52Hannah Berner?

  Our dads are very proud of us.

• 33:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they are.

• 33:55Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna spill the tea on my dad.

• 33:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:56Hannah Berner?

  Their friends are really cute. They're like, all like, starting to retire, so they start doing like hobbies. Like, my mom is already in deep.

• 34:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:04Hannah Berner?

  One of my parents' friends was like, let's do like an open mic night. And we all do like random things. Like, one guy's playing the guitar, another one's like reading a poem.

• 34:12Paige DeSorbo?

  They're doing a variety show.

• 34:13Hannah Berner?

  Full variety show.

• 34:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Where are they doing it? Someone's house?

• 34:15Hannah Berner?

  At a restaurant. Cause it's like a small, they're just like, can we use it for three o'clock?

• 34:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:21Hannah Berner?

  My dad did five minutes of stand-up.

• 34:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop Hannah, I need a video. Did your mom video it?

• 34:27Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 34:28Paige DeSorbo?

  So-

• 34:28Hannah Berner?

  I go through the newsletter. No, but you got, my dad is the funniest person I know.

• 34:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he really is.

• 34:34Hannah Berner?

  And his silliness and everything is just, but he's like, why would you stand up comedy? I'm just like, why would I do that? And I'm like, dad, do it.

• 34:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:42Hannah Berner?

  And then in my head, I'm, I'm like, if he gets ten minutes together, I'll bring him on the road.

• 34:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop. Imagine if your dad was just opening for us at Madison Square Garden.

• 34:52Hannah Berner?

  Imagine after his, his ten minutes, he comes, like, can I talk to you for a second? I'm really disappointed.

• 34:58Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, yeah, you knew.

• 35:00Hannah Berner?

  You've been, what, why were you training so hard to do that out there? Embarrass the family?

• 35:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, how the tables have turned.

• 35:05Hannah Berner?

  How the tables have turned. Oh, well Gary and Dan are, should we let them sit together at MSG?

• 35:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, they're gonna have to. My dad's gonna cry the whole time. My dad just texted me, are you busy? No dad, I have all the time in the world.

• 35:22Hannah Berner?

  Someone messaged me asking about what our microwave etiquette is.

• 35:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:27Hannah Berner?

  I actually moved to a new apartment.

• 35:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:30Hannah Berner?

  And I thought I was crazy. No microwave.

• 35:34Paige DeSorbo?

  That seems illegal in a rented apartment. They're like, oh, so we don't do appliances in twenty-twenty-six?

• 35:40Hannah Berner?

  I was like, how am I supposed to make hot chocolate?

• 35:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, are you sure?

• 35:44Hannah Berner?

  Paige, I thought, so I thought I was crazy. I didn't call Dez yet. I was like-

• 35:47Paige DeSorbo?

  We're gonna get back to you making hot chocolate in the microwave, but that's like a separate situation.

• 35:51Hannah Berner?

  Do a walk around?

• 35:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Hannah Berner?

  And I was, cause you know, there's a lot of, I'm like, maybe it's tucked away.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Come over, yeah, because I feel like there's no way.

• 35:58Hannah Berner?

  The like, guy comes over to be like, hey, how's everything in the house so far? And I was like, crazy question, we can't find the microwave. Is it like, stored away or like?

• 36:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:08Hannah Berner?

  And the guy was like, oh, we don't do microwaves. They're like, who? They're like yoga people. And then he like, looked at me like-

• 36:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, not the whole building, just the people that like, just this one unit.

• 36:18Hannah Berner?

  Like the people who, and he looked at me like I was-

• 36:21Paige DeSorbo?

  The radiation?

• 36:22Hannah Berner?

  He looked at me like I had eight hot dogs shoved down my throat. He was like, you sick fuck? No, we're not killing each other with microwaves.

• 36:30Paige DeSorbo?

  As someone who made a quesadilla this morning, no plate, use the microwave plate, because why would you need a plate when they give you one?

• 36:38Hannah Berner?

  Paige, so then he was like, we, you could get like a microwave oven that's like a lot healthier. He's like, tell, I'm like, uh. I wanna put water in a cup.

• 36:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:47Hannah Berner?

  Put it in for a minute and a half, make it too hot, burn my tongue.

• 36:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Squeeze your lemon in.

• 36:51Hannah Berner?

  Squeeze my lemon.

• 36:53Paige DeSorbo?

  And go on with your diet.

• 36:54Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, I can't put, what do you boil water? What am I, trad wife?

• 36:57Paige DeSorbo?

  How often are you having hot chocolate?

• 37:00Hannah Berner?

  Well, I got this like, protein chocolate thing that you can like, it's a taste of hot chocolate. So at night sometimes, if I need something a little sweet, I get a little naughty.

• 37:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You're doing it with water though?

• 37:11Hannah Berner?

  Water and I throw some oat milk in it.

• 37:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, okay.

• 37:14Hannah Berner?

  Cause I hate- Fucking freaky.

• 37:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Hot chocolate with water. I think it's disgusting.

• 37:19Hannah Berner?

  If you're gonna have chocolate, you need to have some cream.

• 37:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you literally need to do it with like, heavy cream or whole milk.

• 37:26Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever went to Europe though and they give you hot chocolate and it's like dark chocolate and you're like?

• 37:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Like in France?

• 37:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, in France. They're like, you know, it's like decadent, but you're like, you have any milk chocolate with like?

• 37:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Me and Josephine like, woke up really early just to go get like this specific hot chocolate last time we were there. And my mom made us go to church, it was a whole thing, like-

• 37:45Hannah Berner?

  Also, look, I like the fake little marshmallows, I do. Sorry, I said it.

• 37:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I like it too. But I'm a fluff-

• 37:51Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 37:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Person. Okay, with her microwave etiquette.

• 37:55Hannah Berner?

  You're obsessed with her.

• 37:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I am obsessed with it because I actually do think there is microwave etiquette. Because if you're in the kitchen and you're putting something in the microwave and there's people around and you're not busy and you don't stop it before it beeps, I find that rude.

• 38:11Hannah Berner?

  I agree.

• 38:11Paige DeSorbo?

  And like if, or, or, and I'm usually in the situation, everyone's sleeping, I'm up doing god knows what. I'm stopping it before it beeps, I'm not insane.

• 38:21Hannah Berner?

  But then Dez gets annoyed with me because he says I never let it go to zero. And I was like, cause it gives me anxiety. When you let the alarm go off?

• 38:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, when it's going down, I feel like it's a bomb. I'm like, oh my god, the whole street is gonna know.

• 38:40Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's like, I don't like getting yelled at. And it literally feels like it's like-

• 38:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And in my own home. It's kind of the same with like, when your refrigerator blinks, you're like, okay, actually, hold on a second because that was forty-five seconds. It's not like all the food is gone.

• 38:56Hannah Berner?

  No, no, so I always, I never let it go down to zero. I have a huge phobia of it. And, and I also only add thirty seconds, like, that's how I do stuff. I'm just like, everything's a thirty-second increment.

• 39:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you know what I don't like? These new microwaves where it's like, you press the button and it comes out, like the door opens like a, it's not like a push, open like a regular door. It's like a, it like, comes out. Yeah, it's like usually in the counter. I hate that because you have to press the button and then you have to wait for it to slowly open. I'm like, no, you're not charged.

• 39:30Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, it's been done the right way for a long time. Let's not reinvent the wheel.

• 39:35Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why like, when they, they say like, we're gonna have robots in our house. No, because I will fight you. Like, I feel like when appliances are like, making too much noise, I'm like, what company gave you the audacity to be that loud in my home?

• 39:48Hannah Berner?

  Also, part of me, imagine they're like renting out the apartment to me and they're like, talking to each other, like, she's gonna look for a microwave.

• 39:58Hannah Berner?

  What if we just hid the microwave from her? What if we gave her a beautiful apartment?

• 40:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't believe you explained it that they don't have a microwave because they do yoga. That was your explanation. You were like, well, they don't have it because they're doing yoga.

• 40:12Hannah Berner?

  But the way I said-

• 40:13Paige DeSorbo?

  People do really think that it's like really bad radiation.

• 40:16Hannah Berner?

  For sure. And I'm not saying everyone should buy microwaves. I'm not like standing for the big microwave community. I'm just saying in that moment, I really needed a microwave and it wasn't there.

• 40:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:26Hannah Berner?

  And when I said it to the guy, he literally was like, "We are not trying to kill ourselves, you suicidal freak."

• 40:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I had Cheetos yesterday. I'm like, I'm not in this race with them.

• 40:36Hannah Berner?

  He was like, "You should learn how to love yourself." And I'm like, I just-

• 40:39Paige DeSorbo?

  The only thing I've ever really heard is like, "Don't stare into the microwave." But even then, I'm like, "Why?"

• 40:46Hannah Berner?

  We've all looked at the eclipse accidentally before.

• 40:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, come on.

• 40:50Hannah Berner?

  But microwaves also, I'm like, "Look, I'm a woman who works."

• 40:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:54Hannah Berner?

  I am not-

• 40:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I do think that's why they were invented.

• 40:57Hannah Berner?

  I can't Nora Smith this. Like, I have shit to do. I'm running around, I'm throwing stuff in. It's very convenient. And if that's how I go, that's how I go.

• 41:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of Nora Smith, I changed my Le- my Le Creuset order. Le Creuset, sorry. I got a lot of DMs that I was a trashy, uncultured fuck. When I said Le Creuset. They were like, "Pronounce the T?"

• 41:21Hannah Berner?

  They're like, "I know Hannah was impressed, but we weren't."

• 41:26Hannah Berner?

  I was like, "This is the beautiful thing I've ever heard."

• 41:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm going with pink. Just because I'm gonna do an adult thing in this pan doesn't mean I have to actually be an adult. And like, I feel like a lot of people, like, I feel like I used to put in my head when I, like, got my first apartment, like, "Okay, I'm not gonna be able to like decorate really girly for the rest of my life." And then I got to a point where I was like, "Yeah, if I want to, I actually will."

• 41:49Hannah Berner?

  Well, I'm also gonna challenge you on that. I think girliness does not mean it's not adult.

• 41:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you. And that was my own internal misogyny. So all my pots and pans are pink?

• 42:00Hannah Berner?

  It's not like kid-like to be girly. It's-

• 42:03Paige DeSorbo?

  You're so right.

• 42:05Hannah Berner?

  And you're an adult woman who likes pink.

• 42:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:07Hannah Berner?

  And that's why there needs to be more pink cars.

• 42:10Paige DeSorbo?

  There needs to be more pink cars. Actually, I know one girl who does have, has her car wrapped pink.

• 42:15Hannah Berner?

  I feel like there'd be less accidents on the road, fewer accidents.

• 42:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there'd be more because I would stare at it. Like, remember when like everyone was putting eyelashes on their car? I was like, "Dad, please." "Please." That and a personalized license plate. My mom said, "You're not getting a personalized license plate."

• 42:34Hannah Berner?

  You wanted to bedazzle it.

• 42:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I wanted a personalized license plate-

• 42:37Hannah Berner?

  What would it have said?

• 42:38Paige DeSorbo?

  -my whole life. I didn't even, I didn't even know because they made me so upset that I couldn't get it. My mom was like, "No, someone's gonna stalk you. Someone's gonna find you."

• 42:48Hannah Berner?

  It would be limited to girl.

• 42:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I just wanted it to be like, I don't know, something cool.

• 42:54Hannah Berner?

  What if we both had a car and mine said "Gel 1" and yours said "Gel 2"?

• 42:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, yours would say "Giggly" and mine would say "Squad."

• 43:01Hannah Berner?

  True. Are we at the point after MSG where like we have to get tattoos?

• 43:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no.

• 43:07Hannah Berner?

  I feel like that's what millennials do. Like, when something happens, they're like-

• 43:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never subscribed to that because as you know, I have two holes.

• 43:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, "I've done my stuff."

• 43:20Hannah Berner?

  You're so emo.

• 43:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, "No."

• 43:22Hannah Berner?

  She's a rock star.

• 43:23Paige DeSorbo?

  My rebellion phase was piercing my ears.

• 43:26Hannah Berner?

  That's so 25-year-old of me to be like, "In the East Village, like, I had so much fun with you today. Should we get matching tattoos?"

• 43:33Paige DeSorbo?

  It's funny that that's never crossed my mind to like get a tattoo.

• 43:37Hannah Berner?

  Mine neither. Like, when a friend would say that, I'd be like, "I'm never speaking to you again because I can't hang."

• 43:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I, one, I don't have a high pain tolerance. Two, I get so sick of-

• 43:49Hannah Berner?

  Everything.

• 43:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd have to, I'd have to put it somewhere on my body that I actually didn't see it.

• 43:56Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 43:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, because I'd be like, "Oh, this thing again?"

• 43:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. That's my friend Becca got something on her butt and it like, after you sit in it enough times, it just kind of-

• 44:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Fades.

• 44:06Hannah Berner?

  Fades.

• 44:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Same with like when people get it inside their mouth. But I'm always like, "I'm really turning into my mother." Because I'm like, "No, it's gonna go in your blood. That has to go in your bloodstream." And that can't be good. And I do enough bad things that I feel like I don't need to add to it.

• 44:23Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever been with a guy who's like tatted?

• 44:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, like tatted, like what? Like full sleeves? Yeah. Full sleeves and then like random ones. I've never been with someone that's like full chest, full back. Yeah, no, I haven't done that. I actually love tattoos, but I like them better on men.

• 44:41Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Misogyny yet again.

• 44:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, MSG is gonna be like, "Actually, she's bad for our brand." No, you have to be, I feel like, a specific look. Same with men, though. It has to be a specific look.

• 44:53Hannah Berner?

  I just think that men who are like, "I wanna put this design on me."

• 44:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 45:00Paige DeSorbo?

  You're getting an uncomfortable tax later. I'm telling Joe. I'm literally running home and telling him.

• 45:08Hannah Berner?

  I feel like because he's Italian, it like doesn't count. I just know that I've had guy friends who were getting like Hawaiian tattoos and they're not Hawaiian.

• 45:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 45:17Hannah Berner?

  And like, no one in their life is telling them not to.

• 45:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And Joe has one that says, "Welcome to Hoboken."

• 45:23Hannah Berner?

  From Hoboken, he's Italian. What do you want him to do? What do you want him to do? Does he regret any?

• 45:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I really don't think so. My thing with men that have tattoos is it's nice to know that they actually can sit still for a long period of time. Like, think about how much dedication and patience you have to have.

• 45:43Hannah Berner?

  That's a real commitment.

• 45:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And they're, they're men in the arts.

• 45:46Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 45:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, they appreciate-

• 45:48Hannah Berner?

  A good design.

• 45:49Paige DeSorbo?

  A good design.

• 45:50Hannah Berner?

  A little doodle.

• 45:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. And so to that, I'm like, I like that.

• 45:55Hannah Berner?

  I do feel like men with tattoos treat me like, um, girls who love cocaine at parties.

• 46:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 46:02Hannah Berner?

  Where they're like, "Totally respect you, like, love whatever you're doing." Not for me.

• 46:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 46:07Hannah Berner?

  Like, no tatted man is like approaching me.

• 46:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Interesting.

• 46:12Hannah Berner?

  A guy who has like a big like earring and like-

• 46:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a gage?

• 46:16Hannah Berner?

  Like a gage.

• 46:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's a different-

• 46:19Hannah Berner?

  Like, yeah, I can handle like a football, like, "Oh, I got tatted a little," whatever.

• 46:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 46:24Hannah Berner?

  But like a real tatted guy doesn't.

• 46:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Like, I wouldn't constitute Joe as like a real tatted guy.

• 46:29Hannah Berner?

  No, he, he just-

• 46:30Paige DeSorbo?

  He's a guy who has tattoos.

• 46:32Hannah Berner?

  On the low has tattoos.

• 46:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And they like stop at his wrist. Actually, he said like, "What if he got one on his hand?" And I was like, "No."

• 46:39Hannah Berner?

  You're like, "You need to be in corporate America."

• 46:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally draw the line.

• 46:41Hannah Berner?

  You need to go to work.

• 46:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think that getting it on your hands is, that's for girls.

• 46:45Hannah Berner?

  See, you know what I would have asked him? Why?

• 46:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I didn't think of that.

• 46:50Hannah Berner?

  When I do crowd work, all I do is I'm like, "Why do you have a fucking phoenix on your calf?"

• 46:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Probably because he's bored.

• 46:56Hannah Berner?

  We did have like 10 minutes in our last live show making fun of men with tattoos on their calves.

• 47:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because that is a different-

• 47:04Hannah Berner?

  I love landing in a certain city and you just look around and it's like, some cities are full of cav tatted men. And for some reason, they're the biggest calves you've ever seen in your life. Like, it is a wide canvas. Yeah, and it's very religious.

• 47:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's also, it's also shorts all year round.

• 47:21Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 47:22Paige DeSorbo?

  They're the kind of people where they're like-

• 47:23Hannah Berner?

  Cargo shorts.

• 47:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they're like, the cold has nothing to do with my pants.

• 47:29Hannah Berner?

  They love a New Balance. But they don't, they're not runners. They would never run.

• 47:32Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, no, no, no. They're not even working out. How they have those calves, we don't know.

• 47:37Hannah Berner?

  Well, they're carrying a lot of torso. They're sturdy. And they always have a hat and they put sunglasses on top of the hat.

• 47:45Paige DeSorbo?

  And underneath the hat, there is a buzz cut, but it's patchy because they are balding a little. But it's like they have a buzz cut, so you don't really know. You don't really talk about it.

• 47:53Hannah Berner?

  It's not balding in like a, a way that makes sense.

• 47:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of balding, actually, because I'm on my reality TV game, I just started Real Housewives of Potomac. There's a new housewife and she gets confronted by another housewife and the housewife says, "Hey, I just wanna let you know, I think your husband's on dating apps." And everyone's like, "There's no way. They've been married for 20 years." This new housewife goes home and says, "Hey, are you on a dating app?" And he goes, "Yeah, I am." And she's like, "Okay." Now, when they show the picture of this man-

• 48:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Not shaming anyone. His hair was, he wasn't bald. No, he was not bald, but he, his hair was thinning and bald just here.

• 48:43Hannah Berner?

  A reverse mohawk.

• 48:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And I go, there's no way, there's no way this man thought, yeah, I'm gonna get so many girls on this day. It's Potomac is also a

• 48:57Hannah Berner?

  Did he, so he admitted he was like trying to cheat on her?

• 49:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 49:01Hannah Berner?

  On camera.

• 49:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And then she goes,

• 49:03Hannah Berner?

  He was like, yeah, what are you gonna do about it?

• 49:05Paige DeSorbo?

  And she goes, do you think you can delete it? And he's like, yeah. No, it's, it's actually gonna be one of the best seasons ever.

• 49:12Hannah Berner?

  He's like, honestly, I haven't gotten much clicks.

• 49:15Paige DeSorbo?

  People are making a big enough deal about it on social. It was the second episode of Potomac. I think they only have two episodes out.

• 49:21Hannah Berner?

  Well, shout out also to Gisele Bryant, who is so supportive of the Giggly Squad. She just texted me and she's that girl.

• 49:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Phenomenal on Ultimate Girl's Trip.

• 49:33Hannah Berner?

  How, would something happen with Sonia? Or is that the other?

• 49:37Paige DeSorbo?

  That's the other show.

• 49:38Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I'm,

• 49:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know that other show.

• 49:40Hannah Berner?

  So I don't have threads, but it like won't stop showing up on my Instagram.

• 49:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah.

• 49:47Hannah Berner?

  In like the advertised way. So I only see half

• 49:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Of what's happening.

• 49:50Hannah Berner?

  Of what's happening. So I'd be like, can't believe that's Sonia. And then I'm like, I'll wait for Paige to explain. Cause I can't like, yeah.

• 49:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're on a different show. I think it's on E. I haven't even seen, I actually haven't even seen it advertised.

• 50:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And Ladies of London, I still have to put the VPN in. How's that going?

• 50:07Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I have not caught up.

• 50:09Hannah Berner?

  Go, go, girl, go.

• 50:12Paige DeSorbo?

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• 55:07Hannah Berner?

  Did you see the Knicks championship rings?

• 55:09Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I didn't.

• 55:10Hannah Berner?

  A gay man designed it for sure. It's this like huge diamonds and it opens up to see like the Madison Square Garden.

• 55:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You can put a picture in it?

• 55:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And this is,

• 55:20Paige DeSorbo?

  They have lockets.

• 55:21Hannah Berner?

  They have lockets. And they're like showing them off to each other.

• 55:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I love the New York Knicks, but don't get me started on their bedazzled t-shirts.

• 55:28Hannah Berner?

  You're still not over it.

• 55:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm still not over it because that should have been illegal. Like leave something for the girls.

• 55:35Hannah Berner?

  Let us have something.

• 55:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Bedazzles, that's what you're coming for, for us.

• 55:39Hannah Berner?

  If I was one of their wives, I'd be like, why is your diamond ring better than mine?

• 55:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'd want to demand an upgrade.

• 55:47Hannah Berner?

  Well, I just hiccuped and swallowed at the same time and I think I just

• 55:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Saw God.

• 55:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God.

• 55:54Hannah Berner?

  Well, everything's been figured out.

• 55:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh no. An MSG announcement day?

• 56:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop.

• 56:12Hannah Berner?

  Should I drink water upside down?

• 56:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Hold your breath. We need, we need you to get scared. There you go. You got it.

• 56:21Hannah Berner?

  I'm fighting for my life. Do you know Rob?

• 56:26Hannah Berner?

  The universe is telling me to stop.

• 56:31Hannah Berner?

  You tell the story.

• 56:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause you want to know what? People are gonna tune in who have never heard of us and be like, who are these fucking, for lack of a better word, Shane, whores that sold out four times MSG? And it's gonna be like, she legit hiccuped during the whole podcast. The only thing she had to do is talk.

• 56:51Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, that's Giggly Squad. Follow your dreams.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  If we could do it, you can do it.

• 56:58Hannah Berner?

  Mental health moment, no one knows what they're doing, you guys.

• 57:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly not a soul.

• 57:04Hannah Berner?

  We've met so many, in parentheses, not parentheses, in quotations, important people. I'm like, how'd you get here?

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Actually, actually this morning I was talking about an important person. I said to Hannah, he better not fucking look at me sideways.

• 57:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No one knows what they're doing.

• 57:24Hannah Berner?

  Everyone's just a scared little kid.

• 57:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Power is a made up thing. I'll kill you. Like, I don't care.

• 57:29Hannah Berner?

  Everyone is thinking and worried about themselves all the time.

• 57:32Paige DeSorbo?

  All the time.

• 57:33Hannah Berner?

  And the only people who have like accomplished stuff is just because they like, A, believed in themselves, even if they shouldn't. Or B, like, can't handle failure.

• 57:45Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I was thinking about? And this is like, maybe like a little dark, but like, do you think it's come across the algorithm of like manosphere people that like you and I are doing MSG four nights in a row? Because I feel like they would see that like as us spewing man hate in an arena.

• 58:02Hannah Berner?

  This is super empowering because MSG is like a real boys' club.

• 58:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:08Hannah Berner?

  Besides Amy Schumer, it's only been male comics that have done MSG.

• 58:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:14Hannah Berner?

  And male podcasts, I believe. Maybe there's a murder pod.

• 58:19Paige DeSorbo?

  We might not make it till then because Hannah's tying.

• 58:24Hannah Berner?

  Before I black out, I'm so proud of us.

• 58:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Julie, it feels like you're underwater. Like it feels like you're grasping for, you're not just hiccuping, you're literally grasping for air. You don't even hiccup like a normal person.

• 58:41Hannah Berner?

  What? I love the universe is like, we're gonna let you sell out for MSGs, but we're not gonna let you get through this podcast.

• 58:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually can't wait to go home later and watch the next five episodes of Love is Blind.

• 58:52Hannah Berner?

  The best thing about MSG is it's like the ultimate women taking up space.

• 58:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:58Hannah Berner?

  And it's a shout out to also all the other women in comedy who like have done huge things and are gonna do huge things. But because you're a woman, they're like, they can write it off.

• 59:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:09Hannah Berner?

  Where it's like MSG, it doesn't matter where you're from, what you do, you're like, that's the biggest, coolest venue in the world.

• 59:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Somebody said,

• 59:16Hannah Berner?

  Put some respect on women's names.

• 59:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Somebody said something to my parents of like, well, what do they even talk about? Like, how are they, how are they doing MSG? Like, what is their podcast even about? And my dad goes, the number one show on TV my entire life was Seinfeld. And do you want to know how they described it? It was a show about nothing. And I was like, oh my God. I'm like, you didn't need to clap back at the mailman that hard.

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, my dad was like liv- my mom and dad were livid at the question. Like, what do they do? How dare you? Now you'll never know.

• 59:56Hannah Berner?

  Well, guys, we'll tell my dad, like, she's kind of like raunchy, right?

• 1:00:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Hannah Berner?

  But then they'll watch a male comedy special.

• 1:00:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:04Hannah Berner?

  Like, I'll turn on a male comedy special just to see what the guys are up to.

• 1:00:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:09Hannah Berner?

  And they're doing the first fifteen minutes about sex. And I'm like, if I did that, it's like, women only talk about sex.

• 1:00:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I literally said to my mom the other day, I was like, wait, they said that like my podcast is dirty? And she was like, yeah, they said that like during the live show, sometimes you guys are dirty. And I go, I'm a thirty-five-year-old woman. If I want to talk about my vagina, I'm gonna talk about it.

• 1:00:33Hannah Berner?

  Talking about your vagina is not dirty, it's clinical.

• 1:00:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Hannah Berner?

  So are you raising awareness about UTIs, endometriosis, and men who can't give you orgasms?

• 1:00:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like-

• 1:00:41Hannah Berner?

  That's science.

• 1:00:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna get into perimenopause in a minute.

• 1:00:44Hannah Berner?

  I can't wait to be the face of perimenopause.

• 1:00:48Paige DeSorbo?

  To hit my goddamn algorithm. The girls are really dealing with something. I have a couple years until I have to deal with that.

• 1:00:54Hannah Berner?

  I actually recently called a guy perimenopausal.

• 1:00:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they definitely had no idea.

• 1:00:59Hannah Berner?

  Oh, speaking of men.

• 1:01:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:01Hannah Berner?

  Tinks brought up on a TikTok

• 1:01:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:05Hannah Berner?

  about slow burns.

• 1:01:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:09Hannah Berner?

  Watch, like, this is the last episode people listen to of Giggly Squad, because they're like, I couldn't get through Hannah with the hiccuping. That was the last straw for me. People being like, I need to have an instant spark versus-

• 1:01:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Versus slow burn.

• 1:01:24Hannah Berner?

  You look at me with this sadness. You looked at me when I first couldn't smile, where you're like, you love me, but you feel bad.

• 1:01:30Paige DeSorbo?

  You're annoying me.

• 1:01:33Hannah Berner?

  You're looking at me like, how much longer do I have to deal with this shit? Stay with me till last M S G. So do you prefer having a spark, instant spark, or a slow burn?

• 1:01:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe unpopular, I can't slow burn. Because in my head, if I'm slow burning, that just means like, I've tricked myself into wanting to fuck you, and I actually never did.

• 1:01:53Hannah Berner?

  I so agree with you.

• 1:01:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Right?

• 1:01:55Hannah Berner?

  I a hundred percent agree with you, because the biggest insult I ever got from this one guy, who was a menace.

• 1:02:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Uh huh.

• 1:02:01Hannah Berner?

  Who I was really into, thought he was really into me. He kept telling me, I love, I love us, because it's such a slow burn. And I was like-

• 1:02:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And he wanted a boyfriend. And he actually probably had one.

• 1:02:12Hannah Berner?

  I wasn't feeling a slow burn. And he kept complimenting, be like, I've always had big sparks with girls, and with you, it's a slow burn. And I was like, first of all, I'm trying to spark this up. Like, this is me trying hard with the match. And he was like, I love our slowness.

• 1:02:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, fuck that. I feel like you have to trust your gut. And your gut knows, your gut knows even when you meet a random person in the first five seconds, if that person gives good energy or not. It's just you're ignoring your gut. So if I don't have sex with you, that's why I like the Love is Blind show really like throws me for a loop, because like, I'm like, nope, sorry, maybe I'm too vain, but like, I gotta see ya.

• 1:02:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, and if I don't feel like you have like a swag, which I feel like makes me such a millennial saying that. But like, if in the first ten, fifteen seconds, if I don't think about what it would be like having sex with you, then we're probably never gonna have sex.

• 1:03:00Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Also, with like, the slow burn concept, it's a little bit like, you know, and they're like, I didn't realize he was here all along.

• 1:03:09Paige DeSorbo?

  A little like coercion.

• 1:03:11Hannah Berner?

  It's giving settling.

• 1:03:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's just-

• 1:03:14Hannah Berner?

  It's giving branded for settling.

• 1:03:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I also feel like a lot of people say like, a great relationship starts from a friendship.

• 1:03:23Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 1:03:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And I actually don't think so.

• 1:03:25Hannah Berner?

  I've tried to date guy friends, and I've been like, oh, I missed it. And then I'm like, no, there's a reason. When I first saw them,

• 1:03:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:30Hannah Berner?

  I put them in the friend zone.

• 1:03:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:32Hannah Berner?

  Because they're my friends.

• 1:03:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And I don't mean like, oh, I find that person's humor similar to mine, and we can be friends. Like, you can know that person, they can be in your friend group,

• 1:03:44Hannah Berner?

  Hmm.

• 1:03:45Paige DeSorbo?

  but you don't really talk to them. Like, I can't be with someone that I, like, you've been my best friend for five- Like, I did it one time, and I was like, I actually just realized that I was too lazy to like, go out and find someone else, and you were right there.

• 1:03:57Hannah Berner?

  Also, hot take, I feel like whatever annoys you about them, like, in the very beginning-

• 1:04:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Is what you break up over.

• 1:04:03Hannah Berner?

  Is what you break up with. So if in the very beginning, you were like, no, he's too short or something.

• 1:04:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:08Hannah Berner?

  I don't care what he, he becomes funny, he's charming, he becomes successful, I don't care. At one point, you're gonna look at him and be like, this guy's so fucking short.

• 1:04:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:16Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna have eight kids with him and be like, look at this short fucking menace that I married. And I don't mean to body shame men.

• 1:04:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. No, I totally get it.

• 1:04:23Hannah Berner?

  Because short men deserve to have rights.

• 1:04:26Paige DeSorbo?

  In some things.

• 1:04:27Hannah Berner?

  But like, not my, you don't have a right to me.

• 1:04:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, not, yeah, not in your life, not in your households.

• 1:04:32Hannah Berner?

  You can have rights.

• 1:04:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Not in your aura. No, I got it.

• 1:04:35Hannah Berner?

  Voting. Anyway, midterms are coming up, make sure you vote.

• 1:04:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, there's a lot of things on my TikTok being like, women shouldn't vote. And it's actually getting like, really scary.

• 1:04:43Hannah Berner?

  Your algorithm freaks me out sometimes. Well, sometimes I think you go on the dark side to research.

• 1:04:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes. Well, you know what? I do watch a lot of police videos.

• 1:04:53Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that'll get you.

• 1:04:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because I want to see the body cam, then I want to see actually what the other person was filming, because I think you went in their home illegally. I actually don't think you had a warrant. I'm on a lot of cop TikTok. I don't know why.

• 1:05:07Hannah Berner?

  Really?

• 1:05:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. It's kind of crazy, because it's actually the best reality TV. Like, sometimes you're rooting for like, oh my god, get him, he's a menace. But then other times, you're like, no, you didn't even read his Miranda rights. So this is illegal. Illegal. And then I open the comments, and it's like, I hope you sued.

• 1:05:26Hannah Berner?

  Um, so I'm actually gonna check to see where we are, because we just announced the fourth M S G. Let's see if there's-

• 1:05:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah goes in the queue every once in a while to like, see what the user experience is like.

• 1:05:36Hannah Berner?

  I just had to rejoin the queue. I had to wait forty-five minutes to get tickets.

• 1:05:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Know who you are.

• 1:05:41Hannah Berner?

  I feel like I'm hiding.

• 1:05:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Hannah Berner?

  In the crowd. By the way, my dad didn't pick up the phone.

• 1:05:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Hannah Berner?

  My mom said she was busy at like, mahjong or something. Okay, it's not loading, but we are gonna release more tickets.

• 1:05:55Paige DeSorbo?

  On Friday.

• 1:05:56Hannah Berner?

  On Friday. And there are, yeah, there are tickets available as of now for the Sunday. Um, and we love you guys so, so much. We can't believe that we're experiencing this with you. And the Giggly community is the best community in the whole world. Um, we love you. Oh, and L A and Ireland are on sale now.

• 1:06:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Hmm.

• 1:06:15Hannah Berner?

  See you later.

• 1:06:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Bye.

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