Giggling about music videos, tour, and traveling pants

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• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters, especially the World Net Cruise sweater. It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city. Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie. Shop in the app, online and in stores. I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 0:36Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 0:44Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:14Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts. You ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:39Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 1:44Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:01Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

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• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi.

• 3:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my gacha Gigglers? We were so naughty and sneaky.

• 3:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You were naughty and sneaky.

• 3:40Hannah Berner?

  And I loved it.

• 3:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Because let's just go back, let's go back, let's rewind time for a minute. I'm fighting for my life in Venice. I can't get my sleep schedule. I'm like, I'm feeling anxious, like, and Hannah's like, I have a crazy idea. Let's make a music video.

• 3:59Hannah Berner?

  But this is the thing. Paige is like a cat. You can't just like go up and pet her. Like, there's a whole process. I had a vision. I had a vision.

• 4:08Paige DeSorbo?

  It all starts with that.

• 4:10Hannah Berner?

  The Girls Girl clip, I didn't anticipate to become a thing. I would like to live on as long as it did and like people kept referencing it and I was like, oh, I love Girls Girls. And then I was like, what if we took it and gave it to a producer and remixed it? Like a house music EDM remix. But I knew I could not just say that to you because that would have gotten vetoed. You'd be like, I'm over capacity. Shit, my friends make me do when I'm already overstimulated.

• 4:38Paige DeSorbo?

  We're not, no, literally, I was like, no, we're not DJs.

• 4:45Hannah Berner?

  And I'm, I'm like, God, no, we're not DJs. This is a, this is a, an artful experience with a producer.

• 4:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I was texting you, I was like, everyone's wearing vintage and I'm not wearing vintage. I can't deal with whatever you're concocting over in America.

• 5:02Hannah Berner?

  So, then literally behind Paige's back, I find this, this producer, Jessie. And I'm sending her fucking Taylor Swift voice notes. I'm like, I want it to be like, Girls Girl, uh, uh, and then, uh, Girls Girl, drop, drop. Like, I'm sending her, and also I'm like, I don't even know what I'm saying, but do you get the vibe here? And I'm like, this is the energy I want to put into the world. I went full musician mode.

• 5:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:27Hannah Berner?

  I started to like, I'm like, I'm a, it's hard being a music producer. Like, I felt like every music documentary.

• 5:32Paige DeSorbo?

  You would text me and be like, sorry, I have a meeting with my producer. Okay.

• 5:38Hannah Berner?

  So, I'm trying to change the world through music. Sorry, I'm the songbird of my generation. But you like, literally were like, don't get me involved.

• 5:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I was like, I want no part in that.

• 5:47Hannah Berner?

  So, this took weeks, this was like six weeks until I finally was like, it's ready to be presented to Paige. Text it to Paige and wait. You don't respond the first time.

• 5:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think I saw it.

• 6:00Hannah Berner?

  When you see a link, you don't like to click it, you think it's like phishing.

• 6:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Spam. If it's, if it's real, it will be sent again. That's how I combat spam, honestly, guys, and I think it works. If you get a little like hint in your brain that an email could be fake, just leave it because if it's real, someone will follow up.

• 6:20Hannah Berner?

  I love that you get a link from me and you go, not going to get me this time, Hannah. Not going to get my social security now.

• 6:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Said, oh, she's good, sending it in the group chat.

• 6:28Hannah Berner?

  They got my best friend to send it to my private group chat. These spammers are getting good. They're really evolving. So, you don't respond, but Grace responds to Grace is like, I love it. So, I guess I took it as like.

• 6:40Paige DeSorbo?

  We're doing it.

• 6:41Hannah Berner?

  We're doing it. So, then fast forward like two weeks, I was like, we have to do a music video?

• 6:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, the way you presented to me the music video, you are good. You know exactly, no, it's, no, you know exactly how to manipulate me because you're like, it's going to be so quick, it's going to be like half a day. Like, honestly, we can like film it ourselves, like, it's going to be so fine. And obviously, my first question for anything is, well, what are we wearing? So, once that question is asked, I'm like, well, wait, no, we need glam, we need a director. Like, I'm not just showing up on set and Hannah like make-shifting.

• 7:19Hannah Berner?

  It became your idea.

• 7:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And I got involved. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 7:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I need Christina Aguilera level directing. I need cameraman. I need props. I need actors. Then at one point, I sent a text and I go, I can't believe I sent this text. I go, are we hiring dancers?

• 7:39Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so also, I do want to give credit where credit is due. This has been brewing since RuPaul's Drag Race. Since I've been, I was like, when the moment comes, we're doing a, a music video. But I first proposed it as we were going to do a photo shoot anyway to promote the upcoming tour.

• 7:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:56Hannah Berner?

  Shout out, we're fucking back on tour, baby. I guess who brought it up? Paige. Paige wanted to go back on tour.

• 8:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I did want to go back on tour because I feel like I'm a different person now than the last tour.

• 8:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I know she was crying, screaming, throwing up all through last tour. The second the tour ended, she's like, when are we going to go out again?

• 8:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You just feel so accomplished being on tour and I need that.

• 8:21Hannah Berner?

  We just love performing live, it's just where we shine. And the pre-sale is Giggly and it's out right now.

• 8:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Except if you live in Denver, Colorado, then we're literally never coming back.

• 8:32Hannah Berner?

  And you can take that up personally with Paige.

• 8:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sorry, I just, I can't, one of my best friends lives there.

• 8:37Hannah Berner?

  It's called Boundaries.

• 8:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't go though, I have boundaries and it's, it's not a good aura for me.

• 8:44Hannah Berner?

  She goes, sorry, my astrologist said no Denver.

• 8:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and you know what? Until maybe Denver fixes their, oh, God, I couldn't think of the word. What's the, Birkenstock? Their Birkenstock crisis? I don't need to go.

• 8:58Hannah Berner?

  I thought you were going to talk about the thin air, the Ozempic air.

• 9:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow. You know, I actually can't even get into it, it makes me nauseous.

• 9:04Hannah Berner?

  But also, we were going to be like, go even crazier and just not do New York, like not say we're doing New York and then post like an apology video and be like, sorry, New York just didn't work out with the rooting this year. We are coming to New York. We have to do a separate announcement for that because it's.

• 9:24Paige DeSorbo?

  It's important to us.

• 9:24Hannah Berner?

  It's going to be exciting. So, New Yorkers, we haven't forgot about you, even though it looks like we left you for dead.

• 9:28Paige DeSorbo?

  But I feel like we did this last time for tour. We're like, obviously, we're not not going to New York. We're just going to do like something way better and we went to Radio City.

• 9:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you guys will be happy, don't worry, you'll, you'll like it.

• 9:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Shout out when Hannah wouldn't let me come up from the bottom of the floor, but whatever.

• 9:43Hannah Berner?

  I love how I had to, I have to fight for so many things, but the one thing you wanted was just to come from the floor. I was like, you sicko, no.

• 9:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, I thought you were going to be so down. I know, I, I think that's what makes me most upset about it is that I read that situation so wrong. Usually, I, any situation, someone says, what do you think Hannah's going to say? I know, I'm like, I know how Hannah's going to react. And that was a moment where I was like, you don't want to come up from the floor?

• 10:11Hannah Berner?

  A comic had to tell me, told me a story that they did that at, at a venue, but it was like slow coming up and they were like, it was the most awkward moment of my life and I know myself and I was like, it'll be, if I'm spending money to hate myself more, I'm going to be pissed.

• 10:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God, whatever, every Botox appointment you walk into.

• 10:31Hannah Berner?

  Literally, 100% of Botox appointments. Um, so, we were going to do a photo shoot for the tour anyway. So, I was literally going to trick Paige and be like, we're going to have people with phones just shooting us getting ready for the photo shoot and that'll be the music video. So, like, you won't, you don't even have to put effort in, like, we're not even adding time to it. And she was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, music video for what? And I'm like, the song I sent you three weeks ago. And she goes, okay, resend that link, I thought it was.

• 11:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I listened to the song the night before the music video. I go, fine, I'll go.

• 11:06Hannah Berner?

  Paige, can you do, and she goes, I go, she doesn't know the lyrics, okay? Even though she said the lyrics. But, um, she listened to the song and surprisingly, she said, Hannah, we're going to make history.

• 11:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I walked into shoot day a monster. I was like, whatever Britney Spears does on music video sets, that's what we're doing.

• 11:32Hannah Berner?

  So, good news is we are gonna drop a Hannah and Paige Try New Things, Hannah and Paige Try Music Video. Cause this, it was, I walk in, Paige is in like this high, beautiful makeup chair. And I guess they only had one makeup chair, cause

• 11:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I forgot about that.

• 11:46Hannah Berner?

  So then like my team was like, can Hannah have like a high chair? And they were like, couldn't find it. So I'm in this like tiny little chair.

• 11:53Paige DeSorbo?

  They were like, all we have is a stool. Sorry.

• 11:56Hannah Berner?

  And also my lower back had just went out. I'm like, I can't sit in a stool. And Paige is like busy FaceTiming her cat or something in the high chair. Also, I knew Paige was like pushing herself, so I was prepared for her to be like a little bit shy. Like I was like, when the camera goes on, like she's a little over element, like, and I will match her energy. The camera turns on, I see Paige in the corner of my eye. She's dipping low, tip it up slow, moving on back, put it up on the backboards. Pop, pop, patapop that thing. I'mma show you how to make you meditate. Oh.

• 12:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that what the word is? I'mma show you how to make you meditate?

• 12:32Hannah Berner?

  No, I messed up the entire thing, but that's Chrissy, Chrissy Namillion. Paige was finger in her mouth.

• 12:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I went, I was a different person. Here's the thing, I'm a performer, okay? Giggly Squad is different, like the pod, I'm chill, I'm my normal self. I'm just like, I'm kicking with my friend, I'm riffing. When there's a camera in any situation, I'm performing.

• 12:57Hannah Berner?

  You were a pop star diva. And then I was like, oh shit, I have to step it up, cause I was ready to kind of be like awkwardly giggling and like,

• 13:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:06Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no. Paige was like, we're doing this, we're doing this.

• 13:08Paige DeSorbo?

  We're doing it, we're doing it. That's the thing.

• 13:10Hannah Berner?

  Also, I came in and like the outfit I was supposed to wear didn't fit me. I was nervous. Paige was like, I don't know why I brought stuff for you.

• 13:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you know what's funny is like there are certain situations where like I look to you to like,

• 13:24Hannah Berner?

  Fix it.

• 13:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, I'm like, okay, this is like a problem. So like, but like Hannah's gonna fix this.

• 13:29Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 13:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love when you get into that mood where you're like, I'll make a call, like, don't worry, I'm gonna fix it.

• 13:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:37Paige DeSorbo?

  When it comes to your outfit and how you're feeling about yourself, I felt like you shot me a look from the corner, like, hey, I'm not loving this for my body type. You're the only person I can say this to, like, this is a disaster and I will cry when I get home, knowing that I wore this outfit.

• 13:55Hannah Berner?

  Also, like my vision was executed so perfectly up until this moment. And then the outfit comes and I looked at you like, this is gonna ruin it.

• 14:02Paige DeSorbo?

  You were like, please don't make me put this on.

• 14:04Hannah Berner?

  This is gonna ruin the world tour.

• 14:06Paige DeSorbo?

  So luckily I, the night before, felt this happening. I was like, we're gonna get there and someone's gonna hate their outfit. So I'm just gonna bring a bunch of different stuff and we'll like make something work. Luckily, I had an outfit that for you that was, it fit you like a glove.

• 14:22Hannah Berner?

  But off the rack, it did not, I was like, Paige, this is,

• 14:25Paige DeSorbo?

  You were like, it's not gonna be for me.

• 14:27Hannah Berner?

  Like, I'm not gonna wear this.

• 14:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, trust me.

• 14:31Hannah Berner?

  It's floss as a top. Also, like, nothing that you wear that matches your torso will match my torso. So immediately I'm like, this isn't gonna fit me.

• 14:40Paige DeSorbo?

  And I had that tailored to my body over the summer, which means that's like the traveling set. Like, any, I'm now I'm convinced anyone can wear that set and go anywhere.

• 14:49Hannah Berner?

  Well, it was stretchy.

• 14:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe we should legitimately start that for like how the gigglers like stay connected. Wait, Hannah, let's start a traveling piece of clothing.

• 15:01Hannah Berner?

  That's the most millennial thing I've ever heard.

• 15:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love it. And the girls can like post on Instagram where they wore it.

• 15:08Hannah Berner?

  The traveling pants were jeans, right?

• 15:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I, I really did love that movie.

• 15:13Hannah Berner?

  Were they washing it?

• 15:15Paige DeSorbo?

  They weren't like saying.

• 15:16Hannah Berner?

  It can start to get like a smell. You know that musky smell that jeans get? You're like, when was the last time?

• 15:21Paige DeSorbo?

  It was a movie.

• 15:22Hannah Berner?

  I mean, that might be the cause of your UTIs. That's where UTIs started.

• 15:27Paige DeSorbo?

  The pages are starting a traveling wardrobe. Goodbye.

• 15:31Hannah Berner?

  See, the Hannahs are stressed about this.

• 15:34Paige DeSorbo?

  There's something there. There's some type of traveling wardrobe for the gigglers. I haven't cracked it yet.

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  Also creatively, cause I'm exhausted from putting together the music video and the song creatively, I want you to think like, do we have a theme for the outfits for this tour? Cause me and you have to pick out our outfits. I don't like to restrict people. Cause like my last standup tour ties were like recommended, but not needed.

• 15:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing this tour completely different than I did the last tour.

• 16:02Hannah Berner?

  How are we doing it?

• 16:03Paige DeSorbo?

  The last tour, I was doing whatever shows we had that week, I was picking outfit, picking out outfits that week. I'm gonna try in the beginning, bang out like 20 outfits.

• 16:16Hannah Berner?

  Same. But like what's, are you, how are you choosing the outfit?

• 16:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm glitzy, I'm going crazy.

• 16:21Hannah Berner?

  Okay, glitzy and glam.

• 16:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm glitzy, I'm glam, I'm like,

• 16:25Hannah Berner?

  Girls, girls.

• 16:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I might even throw in like a couple custom pieces that I'm like, I've wanted to wear this, I can't find it anywhere, I'm gonna have someone make it.

• 16:34Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so the theme is girls, girl. Glitzy, gully, glammy, um, sparkly, pink.

• 16:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's just like,

• 16:44Hannah Berner?

  Girlie as fuck.

• 16:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's just like be a girl's girl, you know? Whatever you would wear with your girls.

• 16:50Hannah Berner?

  Like what would you wear when you're being a girl? When you said, what would a girl's girl do?

• 16:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know what also is the best is that like, it's the girls, girls tour, which like is, it's about being like nice to women, but it's also making fun of like, if you're not a girl's girl, you're not a girl. Like, there's such a double entendre.

• 17:12Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I love when you say that.

• 17:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And I just, I love it. I think it's so highbrow.

• 17:17Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's calling out girls who use girls, girl as a weapon.

• 17:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 17:22Hannah Berner?

  And let's all just be nicer to the girls. Self-love is the tour and having other girls being there for you. Um, so the music video I put on the outfit page is like, that silver set is it. And I'm like, okay, let's go. Then we have our director Jake, who we have to credit.

• 17:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Jake is,

• 17:43Hannah Berner?

  Our shaman.

• 17:43Paige DeSorbo?

  A different type of creative for our generation. He's, he's a visionary.

• 17:49Hannah Berner?

  Now, this is how I described Jake. Like, we started and he was like, uh, I need you to be, right now you're like, ga, ga. I need you to be like, ga, ga, ga, ga, and twist, and ga. He's like, Hannah, I need you to be, ga.

• 18:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Like the walk we used as like the teaser, like he did that. What you can't see is that one frame over, he's walking with us.

• 18:12Hannah Berner?

  There is a gay man telling us exactly what to do for every moment of this video. And in that second, I was like, this is how pop stars feel, like at the Met Gala. There's a gay guy being like, and I need you to give me, ga, and ga, and ga, ga, ga, ga.

• 18:31Hannah Berner?

  And when I tell you I never felt like more of a girl's girl, like he saw us and he was, he was like, you can be sexier.

• 18:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because you wanna know something that gay men have? Because we've all grown up in such a misogynistic society. It's so, you can't, it's so hard to escape it. And I think our generation is slowly, slowly turning the tables a little bit. There's something about the sternness of a man saying something to you, but in, but in the context of it being like,

• 19:04Hannah Berner?

  The girliest thing you've ever heard.

• 19:06Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, now you're stepping with the left foot, you need to be stepping with the right on too.

• 19:11Hannah Berner?

  Oh, cause he's also like a professional dancer. So he's like, Hannah, you're doing five, six, seven, eight. I need you to do five, six, seven, eight. And I was like, gotcha, got, yes, 100% I can do it.

• 19:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he was fully choreographing everything.

• 19:25Hannah Berner?

  And he was like, I'm not seeing a heel toe from Hannah this whole time.

• 19:30Hannah Berner?

  And he was like, Hannah, loosen the hands, loosen the hands.

• 19:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Even a time where he goes, stop, camera, can we just stop for a minute? Look at me, let's practice it and then we'll go back to it.

• 19:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And it was funny cause there were moments where I was like, Jake, I don't think we have to get the like, taking off her robe in the exact second, can we, can we just fix it? But he was, ah, we can do this. Hannah, we can do this.

• 19:52Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, it actually is that serious, okay?

• 19:58Hannah Berner?

  Wait, and then my favorite,

• 19:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Tell them about the bikes.

• 20:00Hannah Berner?

  I was about to say, my favorite boat on the bike. So, we had a vision for being on city bikes.

• 20:07Paige DeSorbo?

  We did not.

• 20:08Hannah Berner?

  Jake did.

• 20:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You and Jake had a vision.

• 20:13Hannah Berner?

  And it was one of those things where I was like, well, tell her eventually she didn't read the outline. She'll know when she gets there.

• 20:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Do people walk on eggshells with me?

• 20:22Hannah Berner?

  No, it's more, it's more like, I want you to be happy and I don't want to stress you out.

• 20:28Paige DeSorbo?

  It's more like you don't want to scare me.

• 20:30Hannah Berner?

  Yes, and I also like, there's been things that have happened and I'm like, it's nine o'clock, I know she's settling down, I'll bring this up with her tomorrow. Like, I care about your, your mental.

• 20:39Paige DeSorbo?

  My well-being.

• 20:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so like, I didn't want you to come, you're stressed about my outfit and be stressed about a city bike situation that was around the corner, so.

• 20:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly, a city bike situation was waiting for me around the corner.

• 20:53Hannah Berner?

  And shout out, so we had a combination of like, we casted girls and we also had some of my friends who were available. So shout out Stuart, she was there and she was hilarious. And after that scene, he's like, now we get on the city bike and Paige is like, who? And I'm like, no, us. But they not only had a city bike, they put a camera on the city bike, which was quite heavy.

• 21:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, we were on a street in Brooklyn that like, no one was really on. Like, I wasn't nervous to just like, ride a bike down that street. It was that, the bike was rigged with, what, thirty pounds?

• 21:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and if you like, lost balance, it was gonna take you that way.

• 21:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:31Hannah Berner?

  And also like, I'm sorry, I'm not riding city bikes, cuz I'm not, I don't trust myself.

• 21:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Instill-letto's.

• 21:37Hannah Berner?

  Instill- and, full labia out, by the way, full labia out.

• 21:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to quickly check, I was like, is this a brake at the handlebars or a brake on the pedals? And I felt like I was in seventh grade, like, what kind of brakes?

• 21:52Hannah Berner?

  Also, I think you had a brake with both, you couldn't just use one.

• 21:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so I was just pressing one, I'm like, mm, this is how I die. But also, this is my confidence, where I was like, look, I played D1 tennis, I can ride a fucking bike, okay? I was like, Paige, look at me, we're good, we're good Paige, we're good. So I'm like, I'll go first. I'm gonna get on, I go, okay, this is hard. This is like, it was really heavy. And if you don't go fast, you will just keel over.

• 22:19Paige DeSorbo?

  It was more dangerous to take your time and like, be cautious.

• 22:23Hannah Berner?

  But I was like, I felt like a dad, I was like, I have to be strong for Paige, like, I have to be brave for Paige, and I'm like, I'll do it. So it's starting and I'm like, I'm nervous as shit and I'm like, this is really fucking difficult. But like, I'm kind of laughing through it and I, I do my bike scene. And then I look at Paige and I'm like, it's actually kind of hard, like, just be careful, you kind of have to get momentum. And she's like, okay, okay, like, you were kind of just like, blacking out at that point. This bitch gets on, flies through the street.

• 22:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I have a strong upper body.

• 22:51Hannah Berner?

  ET phone home, through the street, she was in the air. Like, the most athletic I've ever seen, like, I was clunky.

• 22:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I am not athletic, I am competitive, so I'm not gonna be, now that you.

• 23:04Hannah Berner?

  You're not gonna be embarrassed.

• 23:05Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's why I like when you go first, because I'm like, okay, here's Hannah, she did it, she accomplished it. I'm not gonna be the one holding everyone back.

• 23:14Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 23:15Paige DeSorbo?

  So it gives me like, an extra like, buckle in, do this. You just have to go from here to that, I have to give myself an end point, I'm like, you just make it till there and then it's done.

• 23:25Hannah Berner?

  You full, what's his name, Lance Armstrong, on steroids, flew through.

• 23:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I did the Tour de France.

• 23:33Hannah Berner?

  Turned around, came back and was like, what, like, it's hard?

• 23:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, next scene, let's keep it moving, I'm trying to be done by lunch, like.

• 23:42Hannah Berner?

  And then at one point, we have to like, bike next to each other and I kept like, almost killing you.

• 23:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Killing me.

• 23:50Hannah Berner?

  Cuz actually, one thing about me, not to brag, as a city girl, we're not riding bikes. Like, yeah, I had a Razor scooter and almost guillotine my shin off with it.

• 24:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't care how many years I'm a resident of New York City, I'm actually never getting on a bike in the streets. I will die, like, I'd rather go on the subway every single day till the day I die than get on a city bike.

• 24:12Hannah Berner?

  Like, suburban kids know how to ride a bike. In theory, I think I could ride a bike, but like, I haven't put in the hours.

• 24:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I'm just, I'm not adding traffic into my bike ri- bike riding is for leisure.

• 24:26Hannah Berner?

  No adults were letting, even in the nineties, were letting their kids just like, ride bikes around Brooklyn. Like, we would do our city bikes on the sidewalk and then you would hit a sidewalk that was obviously like, not perfect and you'd, you'd go eight, eight yards.

• 24:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. It's not, it's not safe for anyone.

• 24:42Hannah Berner?

  So you crushed it and then, this was like, a shout out to, shout out to Haley. Back in the Betches days. We like, didn't have any budget, so I would cast Haley to be in like, all our funny videos. I'll like, throw one of the old ones in the newsletter. So, it was so full circle to have Haley in like, a real produced, directed music video.

• 25:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it was, and she was like, the dancer of your bachelorette party, so like, to have her in a music video, I just felt like, was so funny. She was really the performance piece of your bachelorette in.

• 25:19Hannah Berner?

  In the variety show that was my bachelorette, she, you guys, she sang Whitney Houston the whole time.

• 25:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, your bachelorette was a variety show of everyone getting up and showcasing their talents.

• 25:29Hannah Berner?

  And everyone murdered.

• 25:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It was the cra-.

• 25:35Hannah Berner?

  Look, if you're gonna come to my bachelorette, you have to bring something.

• 25:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I forgot how funny Haley really was on your bachelorette. Like, when we were like, please stop singing, she goes, why, I'm amazing, why would I stop?

• 25:44Hannah Berner?

  No, she, she came up to one point, she's like, why are people telling me to stop, people, I'm a talent.

• 25:49Paige DeSorbo?

  She was the Luann of the bachelorette.

• 25:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, she was trying to hit like, insane notes and granted, she was coming closer than all of them could.

• 25:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Hitting them sometimes, though.

• 25:58Hannah Berner?

  But, it wasn't a hundred percent.

• 26:02Hannah Berner?

  Haley is available for hire at your bachelorette.

• 26:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, one of my favorite humans.

• 26:06Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 26:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so we do the music video.

• 26:09Hannah Berner?

  Okay, then, there was, what did we call him, Jared?

• 26:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I think so.

• 26:13Hannah Berner?

  Jared was the doll of a man that we were using for a scene where a guy cat calls a girl.

• 26:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 26:21Hannah Berner?

  And then we beat the shit out of him and I kick him in the nuts and then he flies. And then they were like, would it be funny if we somehow got our truck to hit him after he was kicked in the air? And I was like, let's go full Vince Vaughn, like, yeah.

• 26:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we were like, CGI-ing.

• 26:37Hannah Berner?

  But like, no CG, you guys, no AI or CGI was used in the making of this.

• 26:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Used.

• 26:43Hannah Berner?

  But then we just had this like, doll of a guy that looked like, what was the drug ad you did?

• 26:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I made, I made, I just said Grace Filmes, it's, I need to do something. He looked exactly like the guy from like, the smoking weed commercials for, on MTV, like, in the early two thousands.

• 27:03Hannah Berner?

  Into the couch.

• 27:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, where it's like, Jake and I used to have so much fun together, but now this is all Jake wants to do and it's like, just, he's high.

• 27:11Hannah Berner?

  And also, the set was a pleasure, like, when I tell you the girls and gays were so much fun, but then I was like, the only person that's been difficult to work with was Jared. His agents were asking too much of us, his contract was insane.

• 27:24Paige DeSorbo?

  This is like, the first time I feel like, we've done something where it was like, Giggly Squad. Like, it wasn't for a brand, like, we were in charge. Sets are so much fun and I've been feeling that with Daphne, I'm like, why have I, why does anyone ever complain about their job? This is so much fun.

• 27:42Hannah Berner?

  I remember someone said something at one point and I was stressing out and I go, wait, wait, wait, I'm in charge, if we're late, it's okay.

• 27:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I literally, all the time, I'm like, wait, like, something will happen, I'm like, is someone gonna yell at us? And then I'm like, no, they can't, it's us.

• 27:56Hannah Berner?

  Except Jake, Jake can yell at us, like, I actually wanted him to. And then at some point, whenever we do something right, he would be like, so complimentary, like, he'd be like, there it is, yes!

• 28:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 28:07Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes! And it's so funny, cuz in my head, I just like, turned my head slightly to the right.

• 28:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And sometimes, it's all you need.

• 28:14Hannah Berner?

  We had so much fun running around Bushwick filming this, it's honestly one of the proudest things I've ever done with Giggly Squad. And it's funny, cuz it was so unnecessary.

• 28:24Paige DeSorbo?

  So unnecessary, totally optional, was not obligated.

• 28:30Hannah Berner?

  Not even an option.

• 28:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Like.

• 28:32Hannah Berner?

  And Paige like, was in, you were in like, a weirdly busy time. Like, you had so much going on and she texts me that morning, I'm gonna kill you.

• 28:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Since August twenty-sixth until, I don't know, two days ago, I literally have had glam every single day and had to like, go do something and film something, whatever. And that was like, my peak. I was so busy and like, that was my first day off and I was like, no, it's not a day off, cuz I have to go film this fuck-ass music video that.

• 29:02Hannah Berner?

  She texts me, Hannah, I'm gonna kill you, I freak out. You don't respond for like, an hour and then you go, doing this music video. I said, baby, this is the only thing that matters in this life. I've been waiting for this for years now.

• 29:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And you want to know what? Because we were in charge of the set, everyone was home with their families by six PM.

• 29:20Hannah Berner?

  Did we let people get lunch breaks? No, no, I'm just kidding, we did have a good lunch break, actually.

• 29:23Paige DeSorbo?

  We did have a good lunch break, but that is one thing, like, if I'm in charge anywhere, you will be home to your families by six PM.

• 29:31Hannah Berner?

  We are working fast.

• 29:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And if it's ta- taking till longer, then we need a second day, then factor that in, cuz I'm not staying somewhere after ten hours.

• 29:42Hannah Berner?

  And everyone's miserable and tired, we're not dilly-dallying. And I also find, when you give people a shorter time to work, they make it happen.

• 29:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I'm way better under pressure.

• 29:51Hannah Berner?

  Way better under pressure, way better on a time crunch, cuz my ADD brain, girl, I will start making new projects.

• 29:59Hannah Berner?

  But then, once you made it, you were a pleasure to work with.

• 30:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 30:03Hannah Berner?

  It's just in the beginning, you were giving lots of attitude.

• 30:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Only to the person in charge and that was you.

• 30:10Hannah Berner?

  I texted Grace on the set, I go, what happened? And I go, no, she just doesn't want to be alive right now.

• 30:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, she's fine, she's fine, she's gonna do it. I was literally being kiddy that day, I was like, yelling the whole way there and then when I got on set, I was like, everyone's like, you're so pretty, you're so sweet, I'm like, thank you.

• 30:26Hannah Berner?

  And you got the high chair, you were happy.

• 30:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Clawed my mom earlier.

• 30:34Paige DeSorbo?

  It is Domestic Violence Awareness Month.

• 30:36Hannah Berner?

  And we're helping to raise money and awareness for the National Women Shelter Network. It's dedicated to supporting women, children, and families that are experiencing homelessness by connecting them with safe shelters and essential resources. Because gender-based violence and homelessness are interconnected and it's important to have safe shelters and supportive services for women and children.

• 30:58Paige DeSorbo?

  And if you want to learn more, you can donate at thenationalwomenshelternetwork.org and we'll put the URL in our newsletter this week so you can find it easily.

• 31:06Hannah Berner?

  And the link in the episode description as well. Gigglers, the holidays are coming and Arm and Hammer, Hardball, Cat Litter and I are making sure all my fellow cat parents are guest-ready. You guys know I'm obsessed with cats. I'm a cat missionary and make sure everyone in my life has a cat and I'm doing really well at it. I foster and I'm constantly trying to help cats find homes and around the holidays, I basically want everyone I know to fall in love with a cat and take one home. But the holidays, you guys are hosting, you have your cat, and you have such a to-do list, you know? Hiding things in closets, pretending you're clean, pulling out the snacks. One thing I do not need to add to that list is worrying about cat smell. Arm and Hammer Hardball Cat Litter keeps odors under control and forms compact clumps that make cleanup easy.

• 31:50Hannah Berner?

  So that part is already handled in the background. So then I can focus on my guests and maybe convince one of them they need a cat. For all my fellow cat parents, be guest-ready with Arm and Hammer Hardball Cat Litter. Find it now at Walmart or Amazon. One thing about me, I love a protein bar. I'm not going out into the world without my emergency protein bar. It saved me in so many situations, I can't even tell you. But when I'm eating a protein bar, it can't taste like I'm being punished, you know, for trying to eat healthy.

• 32:18Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, "Hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat?" Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Ice Lemon Cookie, Mint Chocolate Chip, Red Velvet Peanut Butter Mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 32:42Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to. And consistency is a lot easier when your better-for-you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 32:56Paige DeSorbo?

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• 33:39Paige DeSorbo?

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• 34:17Paige DeSorbo?

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• 35:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been using it for a while now and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps, and sets, because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus, you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan.

• 35:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Use my link and get a free seven-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join.

• 35:51Hannah Berner?

  Also, there has been a lot of talk about the bangs that you brought up.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Has there?

• 35:57Hannah Berner?

  Well, people are either like, you can't trust Paige, she's not a real friend or a girl's girl. I said, "Tell me something I don't know."

• 36:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god. You're kind of giving it right now. You're kind of giving it right now. Oh, sorry, I'm pointing. You can't see where I'm pointing though, because where the bend is going in, it almost looks like that's a bang. Keep going.

• 36:16Hannah Berner?

  I don't know if you guys can see, but there's this hair that's stuck right here.

• 36:19Paige DeSorbo?

  New growth.

• 36:20Hannah Berner?

  Not new growth. I went to like, cut a gray and I cut like, a full section of hair. So it's been like, growing up like alfalfa.

• 36:33Paige DeSorbo?

  We need to live in the same home for six months.

• 36:41Hannah Berner?

  Well, no, I've been using my eyebrow gel on it and it like, takes down. It's perfect.

• 36:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's actually pretty smart.

• 36:46Hannah Berner?

  It's a whole routine I have to do.

• 36:48Paige DeSorbo?

  What are they saying? What did Lenora say? Did she bring it up to you?

• 36:51Hannah Berner?

  Oh, she hasn't. Look, I do, I can never do a bang straight middle.

• 36:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't think you know.

• 36:57Hannah Berner?

  But then I thought, I could approach this in like, a Spider-Man meme, where it's like, okay, I'll get bangs, you get pixie.

• 37:05Paige DeSorbo?

  That's, that's so, let's put our metaphorical guns down. Let's, let's all take a breath. Let's all take a minute.

• 37:16Hannah Berner?

  And I know people will be like, pixie and bangs are not comparable.

• 37:19Paige DeSorbo?

  They're not.

• 37:20Hannah Berner?

  My version of me getting bangs and showing my lack of a jawline is equivalent to you getting a pixie, because you already have bangs and your facial structure can handle it.

• 37:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Look, I've taken that, I've taken the feedback from you and I've sat with our conversation from the other day. I've gone home, I've meditated over it.

• 37:40Hannah Berner?

  Epsom salt.

• 37:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually did take a bath this week. That's so funny you say that. And I think what you should start out with, you were absolutely correct. I think you need more layers in the front and like, shorter. I think your first one should start like, here to get the feel of like, what it's like having shorter pieces around your face. And then if it goes a little bit shorter here and it flips out to a curtain bang, we'll try it.

• 38:07Hannah Berner?

  This is giving when Dez is like, "Look at your area of the couch, it's a mess." And I'm like, "Look at your area of the couch, it's a mess." And he's like, "You gonna clean yours?" And I'm like, "You gonna clean yours?" And then we just don't do anything. That's what this is. But also pixies, what we realize is there's layers to it, no pun intended, but like, what's it called? Like a lixie? Like a long pixie?

• 38:25Paige DeSorbo?

  A bixie.

• 38:26Hannah Berner?

  A bixie. What is a bixie?

• 38:28Paige DeSorbo?

  A bob pixie. Where it's like, it's kind of a bob, but it's like, if you went one step shorter, it's a pixie, but one step longer, it's really a bob. It's a whole thing. Look, here's what I'm saying. I'm not getting a pixie anytime soon. You're not getting bangs anytime soon. We're thinking about it.

• 38:47Hannah Berner?

  I just don't like calling it bang. I could do a wispy.

• 38:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Layer.

• 38:51Hannah Berner?

  Shorter layers in the front.

• 38:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, fine, that's fine.

• 38:53Hannah Berner?

  Call it whatever you want.

• 38:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it'll look good.

• 38:56Hannah Berner?

  I love how we stare at each other so much. We're like, I actually can't do this podcast anymore unless you change everything about your face. Like, we have so many opinions on how each other looks.

• 39:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Sirius is like, "Anything you want to change with the pod?" I'm like, "I'm just thinking if Hannah got bangs, it'd be easier for me to record."

• 39:17Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of being busy, I realize I also, I haven't had a weekend off in like, years.

• 39:22Paige DeSorbo?

  What's a weekend when you're over 30?

• 39:24Hannah Berner?

  True. Just trying to catch up. But like, I've actually been like, I haven't had just like, a lay weekend. And I finally did and I watched everything.

• 39:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I love it. Honestly, the other day, I had a, I had to wake up for, what did I have to wake up for? Whatever, it doesn't even matter.

• 39:47Hannah Berner?

  It all blurs together.

• 39:49Paige DeSorbo?

  But I set, I set an alarm and I woke up. And when I set my alarm the night before, I had like, three things that I was like, okay, right when my alarm goes off, I have to accomplish these three things. And then like, I can get ready for the day, do whatever. I woke up before my alarm, did those three things. When I was finishing the last thing, my alarm went off. And in my head, I thought, "Why did I just get high off of this?" Like, I'm like, competing with myself?

• 40:19Hannah Berner?

  With your previous self who thought what you were capable of.

• 40:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Is a high unlike other. Fuck competing with other people or comparing yourself to other people. Compare yourself to the person you were the night before.

• 40:34Hannah Berner?

  Oh, write that down.

• 40:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god. It's so, it was the most rewarding feeling.

• 40:42Hannah Berner?

  You know it feels good when you really think you forgot something? Like, you pat and you're like, "I definitely forgot my like, air wrap. I definitely forgot it." And then you remember it and you go, "Oh, I'm never underestimating myself again. I'm a genius."

• 40:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like, wait, no, I'm amazing. I can't believe I already thought of that.

• 40:57Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And like, previous me was so fucking smart, how did I doubt her?

• 41:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I love that. I, I had to come home to Albany for a couple of days for something and I just, I mean, look at my headboard. I'm a princess here. Like, I don't know how the world expects me to ever go back.

• 41:16Hannah Berner?

  I mean, Kim did a lot, but tell them, what'd she eat? The pastas?

• 41:20Paige DeSorbo?

  First of all, when I'm on my way here, she texts me and she's like, "Text me when you're 10 minutes away so I can start your eggs." She makes me breakfast upon my arrival. I then go over to my brother's house because he's always doing god knows what. He was baking, baking an apple something.

• 41:36Hannah Berner?

  Him and Kim are more similar than different.

• 41:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I go over, I have a little dessert, I take a nap on his couch. I call my dad to pick me back up, bring me back to my house.

• 41:46Hannah Berner?

  Because they don't have Ubers in Albany.

• 41:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I like, no, just call my dad. The Uber in Albany is my dad.

• 41:53Hannah Berner?

  It's scary.

• 41:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey. I'm out front.

• 41:58Hannah Berner?

  Gimme two minutes. Ya mom is making me do, when I finish, I'll come right over.

• 42:04Paige DeSorbo?

  They live, I'm not kidding, four minutes and 30 seconds away from each other. So like truly, when he says gimme two minutes, by the time you put your shoes on, my dad's there.

• 42:17Hannah Berner?

  And he just waits outside, like he's standing out of the car like a chauffeur. I know what he does. He opens the door for you. He picks you up like Ariana Grande and puts you into the car.

• 42:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, if I ever take the train, he's right out there. He's like.

• 42:31Hannah Berner?

  He's waving.

• 42:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, dad, I know what you look like. Like, he's like, okay, I wanna make sure, you know, there's freaks at the train. Which he's right, there are freaks at the train.

• 42:42Hannah Berner?

  It's scoop right up.

• 42:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're too good. I can't. So anyways, I get home. My mom has like three different burners going and I thought I knew what was for dinner. And so I was like, what are you doing? And she was like, you know, I just thought it would be fun if we did three different of your favorite pastas. And I look at her and I go, that is fun. That's the most fun I've had in two months.

• 43:10Hannah Berner?

  That's how I party. That's me doing drugs. Being like pesto, penny alla vodka, and a carbonara?

• 43:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Cream sauce, tortellini, peas, prosciutto. That's my A1. That's my girl.

• 43:24Hannah Berner?

  Cause sometimes when you have like a certain sauce, it's like, I would love with this cream sauce, a little taste of a red sauce.

• 43:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Vodka sauce with spaghetti. She had extra tortellini. I love tortellini. It's my favorite. She did that with the vodka sauce too.

• 43:40Hannah Berner?

  And tortellini doesn't get the credit it deserves, cause like everyone talks about ravioli, but like tortellini is actually like, you only get like eight raviolis. Tortellini, you could eat a hundred of them.

• 43:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Then she made me pasta vazul for like earlier in the day. That was like a little like pre-dinner snack.

• 43:55Hannah Berner?

  And this is the carb loading everyone should have in their life.

• 43:58Paige DeSorbo?

  And then she made veal and peppers.

• 44:00Hannah Berner?

  Can I just say one memory too? You were dating a guy once.

• 44:08Hannah Berner?

  You were dating a guy once and you literally called me and you said, this is early on and you were like, something's not, I don't know, I don't, something's wrong.

• 44:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Something's amiss.

• 44:18Hannah Berner?

  I said, what happened? And you go, I arrived at the airport and he wasn't waiting for me there. He was late. And my dad would have been there standing outside waving. And that broke my fucking heart.

• 44:31Paige DeSorbo?

  That is so sad.

• 44:35Hannah Berner?

  You were like, he never gets there on time.

• 44:37Paige DeSorbo?

  You know something my mom said to me when you first start dating something, it's dating someone?

• 44:42Hannah Berner?

  Something nowadays, it's truly things.

• 44:46Paige DeSorbo?

  When you start dating someone, typically like the things that you don't like in the very beginning that you ignore are the things that end up. And right, I'll never forget that. Right in the beginning, I was like, I can't rely on him though. Like I, he's not trustworthy. I can't like,

• 45:03Hannah Berner?

  He's not there for you.

• 45:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, if I have one phone call in this world, he's gonna answer my phone call. I didn't have that and I can't not have that.

• 45:12Hannah Berner?

  It seems a little in the beginning, but it's.

• 45:14Paige DeSorbo?

  10 minutes late to the airport, okay. Fast forward 20 years, my daughter's waiting out there for him? He's gonna be 20 minutes late for her? No. No, I'm not saying that to her.

• 45:23Hannah Berner?

  It means more than that.

• 45:27Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 45:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, anytime I think of something that like a bad boyfriend would do to me, and it's a good thing to like do now, even now, is, okay, in 20 years, if he did that to your daughter that you shared together, like would that be acceptable for you? No.

• 45:47Hannah Berner?

  Or if your son did what he's doing to another girl, would you think that was okay?

• 45:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. That's how you figure out who your husband is. And that's the code. That's truly it. You can't lie to yourself.

• 45:59Hannah Berner?

  Cause you may disrespect yourself, but you will not disrespect your unborn future children.

• 46:03Paige DeSorbo?

  You really won't. And how they make you feel. Like I had one person say, okay, your son walks into a room. And I was, I'll never forget this. It was like, I always would compare ex-boyfriends to like other ex-boyfriends and be like, okay, but this guy had this and like, I really liked that about him and this guy had this and I wish I could combine them. And my mom said to me like, okay, your son walks in the room and he's everything that this guy is, are you proud of him? I go, not only am I not proud, I'm scared. I'm worried.

• 46:38Hannah Berner?

  I suddenly have nausea.

• 46:39Paige DeSorbo?

  There needs to be a police officer in the room. I'm like,

• 46:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm suddenly looking behind my back.

• 46:49Hannah Berner?

  I'm, I'm starting Prozac. I'm starting Prozac because of the energy of his presence.

• 46:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And then when you're with someone and you have that thought and you think, okay, my son walks in and he's everything that man is, and you get a tear in your eye, it's beautiful. You're like, oh my god, I would be so proud of him. I would be honored to say I'm his mother.

• 47:13Hannah Berner?

  And let me also say to the girls, no man or woman is perfect. There's not like, don't wait for a guy to be like, it's more like his essence, his character, what he's trying to be, what he stands for.

• 47:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's not job, it's not like how people think of, it's, it's true, true character when no one's looking.

• 47:34Hannah Berner?

  You know that his heart is in the right place. You wanna be like, he's a good man. That's what Paige and I do. We go, is he a good man?

• 47:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never broken up with someone where anyone's ever said to me, anything but congratulations.

• 47:46Hannah Berner?

  My favorite thing to say is, no one got away. No one, I've never been with someone that didn't work out and I'm like, oh like, he got away.

• 47:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Not a singular.

• 47:55Hannah Berner?

  Does that happen with men? Do men get, I don't think any man like gets away.

• 47:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't think it's a thing that like women feel.

• 48:01Hannah Berner?

  I think men for sure feel like that.

• 48:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I think like rare, once in a blue moon, a woman will be like, I messed up that relationship. But like, maybe.

• 48:12Hannah Berner?

  If you wanna cheat on him, he's not the one.

• 48:16Hannah Berner?

  And if you were like too much, he's not the one. How does a woman even mess up a relationship? You overtext him, he's not the one.

• 48:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know why I said that.

• 48:24Hannah Berner?

  No, that was a valid question to ask and we're delving deeper and I can't figure it out.

• 48:30Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:16Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:59Paige DeSorbo?

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• 50:43Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:20Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:02Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Every home.

• 52:21Hannah Berner?

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• 52:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 52:41Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean, I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 52:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 53:03Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 53:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 53:18Hannah Berner?

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• 53:30Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:54Hannah Berner?

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• 54:20Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Since we're on the topic of men, shall we?

• 55:00Hannah Berner?

  Which direction do you want to take this?

• 55:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna take it in the Shane Gillis route. I was just gonna go comedy and here's the thing. As someone who truly, truly does not want SNL to die, like I think it's such an important show. I love seeing like, oh my god, that girl is from TikTok and now she's on SNL. Like, I think that is just what keep SNL around forever, if that is its purpose. Like, it takes these smaller comedians and like gives them this platform. I love it. And I'm gonna be totally honest, I've watched multiple Shane Gillis standups. I didn't watch SNL like live Saturday night, but I watched like his beginning monologue. Here's what I think is like so funny and like interesting about it.

• 55:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Less than two weeks prior, we had Pete Davidson on the cover of Variety and he was like really mad at women for making money. And it's like, okay, like, and in my head, I'm like, wait, what is he even promoting that he's on the cover of Variety? But like, okay, Variety put him on the cover. Then Shane Gillis is hosting SNL, which it's like, what are you promoting? Do you have a, like, are you doing a new, your show already came out, are you doing a new standup? Like, why did you get like the second slot of the second episode of the new season, like whatever? And then your jokes are that were whores. So like, what I, it sounds like to me is that we're making money and we're going to the gym. We're, can you guys leave us alone? We're minding our business.

• 56:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, we're taking care of our bodies and we're cashing checks at the bank. Like, what are you guys so mad at us for?

• 56:33Hannah Berner?

  Well, Shane is talking to a lot of the men that like his comedy. He knows what he's doing. He knew that would make people upset.

• 56:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:43Hannah Berner?

  I call it like the insecure men club, where all of them would be like, yeah, finally someone's calling these girls who would never fuck us whores. Yeah. Like, he knows what he's doing. He knew it would go viral. Like, it's, it's a, he knows how to appease his audience. It's like when he said the R-word the first time he did the monologue. It's strategic, I think, to get people talking. Like, now we're talking about it. It's upsetting, but like that kind of comedy works for his fanbase.

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's funny because we'll get branded, like I'll see random comments where it's like, they're just men haters. Like, they just hate men. That's their whole shtick. And like, I'll wear that proudly. Like, if that's my whole shtick, what's the opposite, that you love them? Like, I'd rather that be my shtick. And here's the other thing, men's shtick for also the same amount of time, or for longer, has been they hate us.

• 57:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, well, that's my thing. We grew up on comedies of men just being like, my nagging wife, my wife sucks, my dumb girlfriend, my stupid girlfriend. Women are so annoying. I'm just trying to fuck these women. So then when I go on stage and I make fun of the men, I think that's fucking empowering and beautiful. And also, men come to so many of my standup shows because I'm doing it in like a way that like we're all in on the joke. I'm not just saying men are idiots. But um, my confusion is, people say women aren't funny. Okay, so then women on the internet talking, not being funny, just doing get ready with me's, and they're mad at them doing that. So we're not allowed to be funny, we're not allowed to do get ready with me's. So we're not allowed to take up space, is what they're saying.

• 58:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like also they're like, oh, if you're a standup comedian and a woman, you're only talking about like sex and like your period. It's like, okay, so we can't talk about what we know.

• 58:24Hannah Berner?

  Watch any man's standup special, 50% of it is sex. Like Shane Gillis has very funny, complete sex jokes. Like, I've, I've known him for a long time and he's, one of his closers was what his face looks like when you orgasms. Like, I obviously care a lot about female standups and even like SNL, they don't have one female standup.

• 58:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what do you mean?

• 58:44Hannah Berner?

  As in like on the cast, like, men can audition just doing standup. Where the women, they pick, like, you have to do improv, you have to do 4,000 characters, not like just a standup is good enough to be cast. When was the last female standup that was cast on SNL?

• 58:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what?

• 59:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 59:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't know that.

• 59:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, dude. But like, men audition all the time just doing like their 15 minutes of standup and they're like, that's good, we could work with him. But a woman, you have to be like,

• 59:13Hannah Berner?

  then you have to sing and then you have to do like a full dance.

• 59:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to have multiple comedy talents.

• 59:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I just got tired from that. But like, men, they'll also see good at standup and be like, they could probably do like multiple characters. Where women have to be like, and this is me. They do have incredible male improvisers and incredible men who do tons of different characters. However, I just think there's something weird and bias that like, a woman's standup isn't just picked for SNL. Like, you can't just be funny being funny. I mean, think about it, like, there are so many male standups on SNL.

• 59:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:51Hannah Berner?

  Right now, currently. But anyway, I digress.

• 59:56Paige DeSorbo?

  So interesting, just an interesting space.

• 1:00:00Hannah Berner?

  The gym also is a scary place for women. Like, if a girl, like, a girl should not be scared.

• 1:00:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I would never go to it.

• 1:00:10Hannah Berner?

  Like, it feels like starting standup as a woman, like when you go into a bar and it's just a bunch of drunk men. That's how it feels like, like men just to start to run up at a gym and you just walk in and you're like.

• 1:00:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I used to go to Pilates all the time and I, now when I think back, like, why did I stop going to Pilates classes? I really think it was because the last class I went into, there was a guy in it and I was just like, fuck off, like, no. Like, I'm actually not doing this with you guys. Like, you're not coming to our fucking, and not a gay man, like a regular straight man. I was like, you're not coming to my fucking Pilates class. I've just, you're everywhere else. Like, why do you want to be here? You, you can go anywhere else. You have so many spaces. Like, why don't you take this one and do it in your own living room? Like.

• 1:00:53Hannah Berner?

  Also, when I've been watching a lot of stuff this weekend, a theme came out. And I, I'm like really into movies in like the 90s and 2000s right now.

• 1:01:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, girl.

• 1:01:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so I was watching, um, like Turned On Chicago, because I was like, I haven't seen Chicago in forever.

• 1:01:11Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm out.

• 1:01:12Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so the concept of Chicago is like, these girls in a jealous rage kill their husband, right? And then.

• 1:01:20Paige DeSorbo?

  That's the concept of Chicago?

• 1:01:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's amazing. It's incredible. Yeah.

• 1:01:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Never seen it.

• 1:01:26Hannah Berner?

  It's iconic. Then, I was watching East of Eden and it's like, this girl who's like crazy and like threatening to kill him, whatever.

• 1:01:36Paige DeSorbo?

  People are, there's actually a lot of controversy about East of Eden, in terms of the book. And like, did they trail make her too nice and she's really evil? And it's like, okay, but everyone had a choice in the book to be evil or not. So why did she, was she the only one that didn't have a trip, whole thing?

• 1:01:51Hannah Berner?

  Which we'll get to. Then I was, I watched the beginning of Fatal Attraction, which is about a crazy jealous girl who kills her husband. And I'm like, there seems to be a theme. Why is the man always just like, I'm innocent and like, yeah, like, sorry, that girl was hot. And then the girl's like, how could you do this to me? Like, I just want to put it out there.

• 1:02:13Hannah Berner?

  Like, that does not have to be women.

• 1:02:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 1:02:16Hannah Berner?

  Also, there's so many instances where the men are jealous. Also, there's so many instances where you feel like he is like, not all in on it, and you're like, I've never been more turned off before, and I don't wanna commit to you. Like, I just hate that trope, and I'm, when I'm watching these old movies, I realize, like, this was all we had. It's like, you date a guy and you hope he doesn't want someone else, cuz if he does, you'll go fucking crazy. You'll fuck it up.

• 1:02:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I feel like, I'd be relieved.

• 1:02:41Hannah Berner?

  No, like,

• 1:02:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, I feel like if a man wants another woman, truly, in my gut, I'm like, oh, because I'm getting someone ten times better. Like, I real, like, that's the same of, like, I never feel like I've lost a guy. It's because, like, no, every time I've dated, I've leveled up. So, like, why would this be any different?

• 1:03:01Hannah Berner?

  I like previews, cuz I have ADHD, so I'll watch a preview of, like, four hundred movies, and I'm like, that was a fun night of TV watching.

• 1:03:07Paige DeSorbo?

  That's sick.

• 1:03:09Hannah Berner?

  But, you know, like, I don't wanna commit to the movie, so I'll just watch the trailer. I'll watch four, I watched forty trailers last night. There was another one, oh, Vanilla Sky, and it's about this him, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, and Tom Cruise-

• 1:03:23Paige DeSorbo?

  We're getting in the weeds.

• 1:03:24Hannah Berner?

  Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have a thing. He meets Penelope Cruz, is like, that's the girl I'm in love with. Cameron Diaz freaks the fuck out, and I'm like, guys, we gotta think of a new plot.

• 1:03:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, I don't think women are freaking out.

• 1:03:36Hannah Berner?

  These are Oscar-winning movies, and men are just like, it's so hard, like, every girl's just crazy.

• 1:03:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I have had some crazy women before, like, in my life, like, do things to me, but I'm like, I don't-

• 1:03:49Hannah Berner?

  But we've also had crazy men.

• 1:03:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Hannah Berner?

  And I think that needs to, I just, it was a little too much of the same plotline in, like, fifteen-minute span of me crossing through movies, so I just wanna raise awareness.

• 1:04:02Paige DeSorbo?

  The plotline should be, a man has done something

• 1:04:08Paige DeSorbo?

  horrible, because every woman knows a man that has done something horrible.

• 1:04:11Hannah Berner?

  Also, most girls, you get hurt, you talk it out with your friends, you're fucking upset, you get, you get a little in a funk, and then you level up, you learn a new language, you get hotter, and, and you change your hair color, and then you start dating a guy who's funnier, hotter, taller. Like, that's my story.

• 1:04:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the best.

• 1:04:31Hannah Berner?

  Let's, let's normalize it in the mass media. Um, well, so, East Eden, I'm two episodes in, and I am enjoying it. Florence Pugh is great.

• 1:04:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, give her an Oscar, like, give her everything. She's the best actress of our generation, like, bring back crazy, good acting. Like, I just felt, I just feel like she is believable in every single role.

• 1:04:54Hannah Berner?

  Hmm. Yeah, like, you're kinda like, I couldn't see another girl in this role.

• 1:04:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I couldn't see anyone else playing her, cuz I'm like, no, it's her. Like, it's, she's just so good. I mean, I finished it a while ago, but it's one of the best shows I think I've ever watched.

• 1:05:07Hannah Berner?

  Are you gonna read the book?

• 1:05:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's not get crazy. You know what book I just ordered?

• 1:05:11Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 1:05:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Who Cooked the Last Supper?

• 1:05:14Hannah Berner?

  Jesus?

• 1:05:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's like a feminist book. It basically goes through the history of, like, of everything, where it's like, where they forgot women, but it's like, okay, but like, who cooked the Last Supper, cuz it wasn't a bunch of men?

• 1:05:26Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my god, and the photo just has men, men, but all the women who were, made it all happen.

• 1:05:31Paige DeSorbo?

  The picture in the front of the book is The Last Supper, and then the title is Who, but like, Who Cooked It? And it go, I haven't started it yet, but I'm very excited, and it's just like the history of, like, forgotten women that have really done-

• 1:05:44Hannah Berner?

  I feel like you're, you're doing your gender studies minor right now. You're getting a certificate in gender studies.

• 1:05:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I love it. I'm doing gender studies right now.

• 1:05:54Hannah Berner?

  I did gender studies, I had a certificate at University of Wisconsin-Go Badgers, but like, fifteen years ago, gender studies was so different.

• 1:06:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think that, there was, there's ever gonna be a college class that asks us to teach a course, and would you do it?

• 1:06:08Hannah Berner?

  I hope not.

• 1:06:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 1:06:09Hannah Berner?

  I, I would, I would love a one-dayer.

• 1:06:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I would do it for the outfit. Like, Hannah, are you kidding? When I turn fifty, if I'm not teaching college classes-

• 1:06:20Hannah Berner?

  You wanna teach college, I mean, I come from a family of teachers, I love teaching, it's just-

• 1:06:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Only when I'm in my fifties, for two years, and I wanna wear glasses. My kids need to be taking care of themselves.

• 1:06:33Hannah Berner?

  Um, I also found myself watching The Kardashians, which I haven't watched in forever.

• 1:06:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, my bible.

• 1:06:40Hannah Berner?

  And, ugh, Khloe Kardashian-

• 1:06:43Paige DeSorbo?

  She's amazing.

• 1:06:44Hannah Berner?

  Is so charismatic.

• 1:06:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Khloe sent me a pillow, mailed me a pillow. Our love language is, we just mail each other things. We send each other things back and forth. And I texted her, and I was like, dude, is this a fucking joke? It changed my whole life.

• 1:07:01Hannah Berner?

  Is it, do you put it between your knees, or behind your head?

• 1:07:03Paige DeSorbo?

  At some point, I will put it in the newsletter, but I have to make sure all my friends and family get an order in for, I ordered everyone a pillow after. I, I slept one night on it. I go, everyone's getting this pillow. I don't know if I'm gonna say it out loud. It's kinda the same with Morgan's psychic, like, I'm sorry, I have to gatekeep it. Sorry, if someone tells me not to say something, I'm gonna do it. I'll, I'll ask Khloe if I can say the brand of it.

• 1:07:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, ask permission before. I just don't want you to burn that bridge because of the pillow.

• 1:07:29Paige DeSorbo?

  You, I'm sending you one.

• 1:07:31Hannah Berner?

  I can't just say something about this season, cuz I haven't watched The Kardashians in years. I just always, um, consume from social media. They're really villainizing Kourtney.

• 1:07:42Paige DeSorbo?

  They're just open and they're honest. And also, I feel like Kourtney this season, though, is actually being more chill than previous seasons.

• 1:07:49Hannah Berner?

  The newest, newest season?

• 1:07:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:51Hannah Berner?

  Well, I was watching, and I got triggered, cuz last season Travis Barker fully tricked her into running a five K.

• 1:07:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:59Hannah Berner?

  Which you guys know is my villain origin story.

• 1:08:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Fully tricked her, and he held her hand.

• 1:08:04Hannah Berner?

  And he held her hand the whole time. Like, at least my mom didn't hold my hand the whole time. That was crazy. I can't hold Des's hand for more than, like, two minutes. I'm like, I'm hot.

• 1:08:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not even snuggling in bed for more than four minutes, cuz I'm like, okay, but my shoulder, like, I'm not like, this is lovely, and let's connect for a minute, but like-

• 1:08:20Hannah Berner?

  The idea of holding hands is so much better than the actual act of holding hands. I'm like, this is slimy.

• 1:08:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You know me, my arms are so long. There's not a goddamn person on earth that I'm really comfortably holding hands with.

• 1:08:32Hannah Berner?

  Also, I'm walking like a New Yorker, and like, when you have someone else attached to you, you can't do the swerves in and out, like, I want to.

• 1:08:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Jo says I like play defense, like, walking, like, I'm like, always, she's like, well, you're pushing me off this animal. But I'm like, but I'm trying to tell, I have to talk to you about things, like, I have things to say, and my body just is going that way.

• 1:08:53Hannah Berner?

  Des just directs me, like, from my hip, like, cuz I don't know where anything is, so he just like nudges me from, like, my butt to be like, and we're turning.

• 1:09:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Hot.

• 1:09:02Hannah Berner?

  No, it's actually-

• 1:09:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that is foreplay.

• 1:09:05Hannah Berner?

  Like, he, they will take my butt and just turn it, and be like, and we're going left.

• 1:09:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And you need to do foreplay all day. I really believe in that.

• 1:09:10Hannah Berner?

  Women need that.

• 1:09:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I need that.

• 1:09:13Hannah Berner?

  Women need that.

• 1:09:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Lastly, I'm on my period right now, just started, so if you've synced up with me-

• 1:09:19Hannah Berner?

  You guys are synced, we're synced. We're synced, babe.

• 1:09:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Scorpio is, yeah, we are. You have your period right now. Scorpio is in retrograde, so like, shout out to all the pears, like, I don't know. It's gonna be crazy.

• 1:09:33Hannah Berner?

  Oh, god, well-

• 1:09:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Take a deep breath.

• 1:09:35Hannah Berner?

  You guys, we're on, we're going on tour in January. Giggly Squad dot com.

• 1:09:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:42Hannah Berner?

  Click on the link. If it's pre-sale, the code is giggly.

• 1:09:46Paige DeSorbo?

  The New York show will be announced soon.

• 1:09:47Hannah Berner?

  The New York show will be announced soon, and watch our music video on YouTube. It's the greatest thing we've ever made. And we love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. Have the best week ever. Bye.