Giggling about scoliosis, sex life, and sore losers

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• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters, especially the World Net Cruise sweater. It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city. Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie. Shop in the app, online and in stores. I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 0:36Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 0:44Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:14Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts. You ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:39Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 1:44Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:01Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

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• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi.

• 3:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Are we recording?

• 3:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're recording. Yeah. Like, are you having sex right now?

• 3:38Hannah Berner?

  Me?

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, the reason I'm asking.

• 3:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Phenomenal question.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  You know what I mean, like with the mouth?

• 3:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 3:44Hannah Berner?

  Who's smiling? Who's?

• 3:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I wish we were recording.

• 3:48Hannah Berner?

  We are recording. Okay, so, so when we're making little jokes during sex, because we're two comedians just being silly, he and I laugh, he takes his hand and puts it over my face. And that's.

• 4:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, Kiki Palmer just did this whole, she did like an interview with someone or maybe it was even on her podcast, but she was talking to someone and she was like, "I don't give off sex immediately and when I'm having sex, I want it to be like fun and funny and like, it's hot in here." And like stuff like, she was like, and I feel like that's why I have a hard time. Like, what are you laughing about?

• 4:25Hannah Berner?

  Because like, let's be honest, sex is awkward, so we get the giggles. So, we giggling, but he's annoying because like he'll like do, do some impression or something and I'm like laughing, but then when I do something weird, he's like, can we please be serious?

• 4:44Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, but comedians, we have intimacy issues. So, in that moment, instead of just being like.

• 4:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Voices.

• 4:49Hannah Berner?

  We also are also. You know what I do? I'll, I'll like pretend to be sexy. So, I'll be like.

• 4:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 4:54Hannah Berner?

  "I've been thinking about you all day. You smell so good." He'll be like, "Please stop doing that." And then I'm like laughing and I'll be like, "I like how you're looking at me." Like that kind of shit, like.

• 5:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so let's just say on an average, because everyone's different and like everyone's schedule is different.

• 5:08Hannah Berner?

  You love getting into my sex life right now?

• 5:09Paige DeSorbo?

  What's the average, not even yours, that you think a married couple?

• 5:14Hannah Berner?

  Oh, good question.

• 5:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Is not having sex, making love, once every six months?

• 5:20Hannah Berner?

  Wait, what?

• 5:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Like not, not just like fucking?

• 5:24Hannah Berner?

  When you're married, when you're fucking, like that's got to count too.

• 5:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it totally counts. I'm saying how.

• 5:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, I haven't seen you in person, if you like, with the mouth.

• 5:36Hannah Berner?

  But you haven't.

• 5:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I haven't.

• 5:38Hannah Berner?

  It's crazy.

• 5:38Paige DeSorbo?

  It's crazy.

• 5:47Hannah Berner?

  I'm so upset because I gave myself a pep talk last night and was like, it's getting so much better.

• 5:51Paige DeSorbo?

  It is.

• 5:52Hannah Berner?

  We've seen so much improvement. And I just sat down and Paige was like, "Holy fuck, this is way worse than we thought."

• 5:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, your upper lip looks so good. It looks like you've got lip injection.

• 6:02Hannah Berner?

  So, this is what happened. One of the comments is like, "Hannah, for the love of God, please put a lip tint on before you record the pod."

• 6:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay.

• 6:10Hannah Berner?

  Because they don't like my pale lips.

• 6:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I told you to get those milk jelly ones.

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  Which I love.

• 6:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:15Hannah Berner?

  This is side note, but these lip tints, they're always too like bright pink.

• 6:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, like Barbie.

• 6:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, can we please make like a.

• 6:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You need like the Clinique.

• 6:23Hannah Berner?

  A mocha, a little amber. I like a cool tone. Anyway, so I put it on, the lip tint today, but I went like, I tried to overline it with the lip tint and then it looked like I sucked a rocket, um.

• 6:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Popsicle.

• 6:37Hannah Berner?

  Popsicle.

• 6:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:39Hannah Berner?

  Like I was just a kid whose parents forgot about them for like three hours and it's like hyped up and it was just red all over. So, I, I put concealer as like a mustache. And honestly, it kind of.

• 6:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it actually, it looked really good.

• 6:52Hannah Berner?

  It's kind of working, but Paige, you know that I'm still, you guys know, I'm trying to act. So, I've like been auditioning.

• 6:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, well.

• 6:59Hannah Berner?

  Well.

• 7:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Not now.

• 7:01Hannah Berner?

  So, when it happened, I literally was like, "How am I going to be an actor? When I can't have a wide range of emotion."

• 7:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:09Hannah Berner?

  So, I got an audition for like a cop. That was great.

• 7:13Hannah Berner?

  Where I'm basically like, like serious, but these are comedies. So, like, but anyway.

• 7:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what my, what I would love to know, you know, when they're like saying, like describing what the role is?

• 7:23Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God.

• 7:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And then they send it to, to the agents and they're like, "If you have anyone that you think like fits this description, what was the description of the cop that one of your agents was like, 'I have the perfect client'?"

• 7:33Hannah Berner?

  It's always like, I either play like lesbian, cop, funny friend.

• 7:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:40Hannah Berner?

  Um, then, oh yeah, I played a lawyer. That was an audition. I did a lawyer, but then this last one, I was supposed to be a funny best friend.

• 7:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:49Hannah Berner?

  And at one point, I like, I like, look, I'm delusional.

• 7:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:53Hannah Berner?

  And I actually now think I look good. We knew this was going to happen. I'm like, it's, I look good.

• 7:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:58Hannah Berner?

  Let's stop pretending this is a problem. People love it. And then I watched the audition and I'm like, "Oh, my God, put me away."

• 8:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, did they send it in?

• 8:07Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 8:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 8:08Hannah Berner?

  But there are some faces I'm making that aren't human. That's a thing.

• 8:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:11Hannah Berner?

  It's one thing if like, I was, I'm making a face that like.

• 8:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Not natural.

• 8:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like.

• 8:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like no one's, yeah.

• 8:18Hannah Berner?

  Like you're, it's just, so anyway, my acting career has been stalled for a second.

• 8:22Paige DeSorbo?

  So, we're just going to put that on pause.

• 8:23Hannah Berner?

  I took the Oscar off the manifestation board.

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Anytime they send me roles that they're like, "We think you'd be good for this." It always starts out like, "She's really bitchy and..." Guys, how many high school?

• 8:36Hannah Berner?

  Actually, you just learn what your agents think of you.

• 8:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:41Hannah Berner?

  But I hate when they send me roles that I'm not going to get. Like this one role, I had a whole fight with them because it was like, "We want a Pilates instructor girl." And I said, "Look, if I was a casting director, I'd want a tiny blonde."

• 8:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:54Hannah Berner?

  And they were like, "No, we think you could be good. We think you'd be good." I said, "This is going to take a whole day and I don't think it's worth it." And they're like, "No." I'm like, "If they cast a tiny blonde, I'm going to be fucking pissed."

• 9:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And did they? Because, yeah. You know what I've been asking for?

• 9:06Hannah Berner?

  No one listens to me.

• 9:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Voiceover audition.

• 9:09Hannah Berner?

  Yes, because you can sit during the whole thing.

• 9:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you can sit during the whole thing. You don't need to have glam. You can just like, it's, it's a dream.

• 9:16Hannah Berner?

  Let's be honest, you really thrive during your audiobook era.

• 9:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, I got so deep in the audiobook. I went back and I did another thing for Calm App.

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 9:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And they were like, "Do you know how?" I go, "I'm a pro." It's my favorite thing.

• 9:31Hannah Berner?

  You have a good voice.

• 9:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know if I, I think, thank you.

• 9:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I personally don't think.

• 9:40Hannah Berner?

  Have we been in therapy?

• 9:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but we've been texting, trying to find a time.

• 9:46Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, should I cover my mouth?

• 9:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think I have a good voice because it's my own voice, but I do think that voiceover is like, people don't realize how you can make so much money from voiceover and you never even see them.

• 10:00Hannah Berner?

  Apparently, Will Arnett, everyone thought he like stopped acting. Apparently, he does voiceover for like everything and he's making like tons of money.

• 10:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:07Hannah Berner?

  Also known as Amy Poehler's ex.

• 10:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. You know, in my head, when people do say his name, that is the first thought is Amy Poehler's ex-husband.

• 10:16Hannah Berner?

  Um, quick question, are you happy that I walked in with a pimple?

• 10:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Just saw it now. No, that's like, okay, actually, what just pissed me off is you asking that question because that's barely a pimple. That's like a, that's like.

• 10:31Hannah Berner?

  It's amateur hour.

• 10:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's like you sweat a little too much yesterday while you were.

• 10:35Hannah Berner?

  That's exactly what happened.

• 10:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Basking in the sun and your skin was like, okay.

• 10:39Hannah Berner?

  Actually, I'm just sweaty in general. I don't have to bask in the sun. I just was sweating like on a couch somewhere.

• 10:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Once, have you ever had like a real cystic?

• 10:47Hannah Berner?

  Well, I had a cystic and I freaked out and went on Instagram. I was like, "Who wants to stab me?" Which like, of course this happened to me. I'm like, this is where I get my sources from Instagram. And then like the next day it went away. I was like, "Never mind."

• 11:00Paige DeSorbo?

  So, then it wasn't because they don't go away in a day. I wonder if that's like.

• 11:05Hannah Berner?

  Well, hot take.

• 11:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Hereditary, like you just don't, you've never had one.

• 11:09Hannah Berner?

  When I get pimples, I, sorry, when I'm at my period, I get one pimple on my forehead and people are like, "No, it's supposed to be on your chin." Let women.

• 11:22Hannah Berner?

  Don't control our insecurities, let women exist, okay? Also, I went to acupuncture.

• 11:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yes, in like someone's house.

• 11:30Hannah Berner?

  Everyone was like, don't go, don't go see Mary Ann. Mary Ann was the person just answering the phone, so I didn't mind that she didn't know what a masseter was, that's not her job.

• 11:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Mary Ann could have been a temp for all we know.

• 11:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she could have been like covering for her friend.

• 11:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:43Hannah Berner?

  Women supporting women. I was realizing, I don't want a male acupuncturist, like I don't want a man with a weapon.

• 11:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, do you get male masseuse? I do like a male masseuse.

• 11:54Hannah Berner?

  I like a hard hand every now and then.

• 11:56Paige DeSorbo?

  My girl Laura, who I like, do you know I have been getting a massage once a week?

• 12:03Hannah Berner?

  I know, I didn't tell you this.

• 12:04Paige DeSorbo?

  She do stretches too? She does, she does it all. She's amazing, she like, she's the one, wait, did I tell you my scoliosis thing?

• 12:11Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 12:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I'm getting a massage, this is right before I leave for Italy, I'm getting a massage, and she's like, wow, you're like, you're like really tight in your neck and your shoulders, like to the point where it's like athletic. She's like, what are you doing that you're so tight? And I'm like, I'm literally nothing, like walking, like maybe I'll do like a Sculpt Society workout, like for like 20 minutes, like once a year. She's like, do you have scoliosis, like a little bit? Because like your spine definitely isn't fully like in line. And I'm like, no, I'm 33 years old, like I would know if I had scoliosis. So I'm like in Italy and I'm telling my mom, I'm like, yeah, I'm just like, my back is

• 12:52Paige DeSorbo?

  always so sore, I'm always doing back exercises, like always trying to do stuff for my posture, like getting a massage once a week.

• 13:00Hannah Berner?

  Is because your torso is so short?

• 13:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know, but I say to my mom, oh, my masseuse actually thinks I have like scoliosis.

• 13:06Hannah Berner?

  Like, do you have every spine you need to like, because your torso is only so long?

• 13:10Paige DeSorbo?

  My mom goes, you do kind of have scoliosis a little bit.

• 13:12Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you're gonna put that in the report card.

• 13:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, what, well, what, she goes, well, when it came time to get you checked, you didn't have it enough to say that you had scoliosis, but you were right there.

• 13:23Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you were on the cusp.

• 13:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I was on the cusp, and they were just thought, whatever. But I'm like, no, I think I fully have it.

• 13:31Hannah Berner?

  That's the same with your dyslexia.

• 13:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, no, you made that up.

• 13:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I've gotten so many messages being like, it's okay, we know you're dyslexic, and I'm like, but I'm not.

• 13:43Hannah Berner?

  I started a rumor that you're dyslexic and you got engaged in Italy.

• 13:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm an engaged dyslexic, dyslexic bitch.

• 13:50Hannah Berner?

  Dyslexic people are allowed to get engaged, what are you trying to say?

• 13:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Who can't drive.

• 13:53Hannah Berner?

  I never said you can't drive. I never said you can't drive.

• 13:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That's my scoliosis story.

• 13:57Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so Stuart Fullerton, who opens for me, who's hilarious, who everyone has to follow, she's so fucking funny, has a whole bit about how she was jealous of the girls that were like, I got scoliosis, did you? Cool girls have scoliosis, and she was like, I want scoliosis!

• 14:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, I don't even remember getting checked for it.

• 14:16Hannah Berner?

  It was like one day that was like, it's scoliosis day.

• 14:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And it was like during gym class?

• 14:19Hannah Berner?

  And you had to take your shirt off, and it was like super dramatic.

• 14:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I like vaguely remember, but I don't remember there being chatter after I had my turn. I don't remember everyone huddling about it.

• 14:31Hannah Berner?

  One thing we know about Kim is she hid a lot from you, to protect you. She hid whenever you didn't get a role, she was like, they wanted a blonde.

• 14:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know that she hid the ending of Charlotte's Web? She read the book Charlotte's Web to me, and then I went to school in the fifth grade, and they all talked about Charlotte's Web, and they said, so sad when Charlotte died. And I said, Charlotte didn't die. And they said, yes, she does at the end of the book. I go, no, she didn't, my mom read me the book. That wasn't the ending, Charlotte lived happily ever after on the farm. I went home, I said, Mom, we need to talk.

• 15:06Hannah Berner?

  Let her protect her baby.

• 15:08Paige DeSorbo?

  She goes, well, you were so, so young, and I didn't want you to be upset.

• 15:11Hannah Berner?

  That reminds me, I went to see Bambi too early in my psyche.

• 15:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:16Hannah Berner?

  And the mom gets killed immediately, which like, who at Disney was like, you know how we should start this child film?

• 15:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Disney loves a dead mom.

• 15:24Hannah Berner?

  Loves a dead mom, the earlier the better, it's like a TikTok, like, let's reel him in with a murdered mom. So the first three seconds, I was like appalled.

• 15:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:34Hannah Berner?

  And then throughout the movie, I'm, I can't enjoy it, because I'm like, where's the mom?

• 15:37Paige DeSorbo?

  The more that I think about it, really, Disney loves a dead parent, it's actually kind of crazy. Think of any movie, Disney movie, and there's always something going on with the parents.

• 15:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, which?

• 15:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Snow White didn't even have parents.

• 15:54Hannah Berner?

  No, I mean, The Little Mermaid, who's her, who's her daddy?

• 15:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Who's her mom?

• 15:58Hannah Berner?

  Who's your mom?

• 15:58Paige DeSorbo?

  She doesn't have a mom. King Poseidon is her dad.

• 16:03Hannah Berner?

  My mom had me stay till the movie started again, to be like, there's the mom!

• 16:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, so smart.

• 16:12Hannah Berner?

  Mom's back! And then as I'm relieving, you hear.

• 16:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw a woman on TikTok who was like trying to tell her son.

• 16:20Hannah Berner?

  Chris, are you fucking texting? Chris, you're finally back with us and you're texting. Who's Young Jesse?

• 16:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't ever say the phrase Young Jesse talk. We are business women.

• 16:35Hannah Berner?

  We are business women, we don't, okay, tell Young Jesse, it's not his time.

• 16:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of working out, because I actually have been doing my Sculpt Society.

• 16:44Hannah Berner?

  I saw.

• 16:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Like my little app.

• 16:46Hannah Berner?

  You're so cute.

• 16:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it's just like a 20 minute, and I like it, it's like chill, and you want to know the best thing about working out at home? You can pause it.

• 16:54Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 16:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, when you're at a workout class and they're like, take a 10 second drink break, like, no bitch, I need two minutes, a, at least, I need you to count to 60 twice, because I can't do it in that time. So like when you're working out at home, it's like, shh.

• 17:10Hannah Berner?

  And you like feeling naughty to be like, what if I just paused it and she didn't even know I took a longer break?

• 17:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, what if I did the second half after lunch? Who's gonna know? But anyway.

• 17:21Hannah Berner?

  Nobody's gonna know.

• 17:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been doing butt exercises, as one does.

• 17:25Hannah Berner?

  You're so mad you don't have BBL allegations? You're, every day you wake up trying to look for it.

• 17:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Obviously, the summer I get a stomach virus. There's BBL allegations going around about everyone but me, like, so annoying, I couldn't even get on the Ozempic allegation, because there's now a parasite going around. When I do butt exercises, sometimes I have to like stop halfway through, and not because it's like hurting my butt, it's literally hurting my vagina. Like it, and I'm very triggered when it comes to like feeling like I have a UTI, and that's the feeling I get, it's almost like I have to pee.

• 17:58Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna say something so controversial.

• 18:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:00Hannah Berner?

  Are you doing it in a thong?

• 18:02Paige DeSorbo?

  What the fuck would that have to do with anything, when it's inside of my body I'm feeling it?

• 18:08Hannah Berner?

  I'm sorry, you, because you're already like being held by a string?

• 18:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, no, because sometimes I do it in my.

• 18:15Hannah Berner?

  Put that long ass finger down!

• 18:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I do it in my pajamas, and I have no underwear on, so no.

• 18:20Hannah Berner?

  And it still hurts your vagina?

• 18:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it just feels like I, it's not that it's hurting.

• 18:24Hannah Berner?

  Does it feel like after a bike ride, when you're like, ow?

• 18:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's not like, it's like.

• 18:28Hannah Berner?

  Maybe you had sex, and it's hurting from that, and then you worked out.

• 18:32Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not, it's like, it almost feels like my pelvis isn't strong, like I need to do more Kegels, is what it feels like.

• 18:39Hannah Berner?

  The giggler doctors are exhausted by us. They turn on the episode and they get out their notepad and they're like, okay, now we have to take a note.

• 18:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And the only reason I think I'm more sensitive to it than other people.

• 18:51Hannah Berner?

  Don't leave a small canal, I'll kill you.

• 18:55Paige DeSorbo?

  That factors into it, but I think anytime I feel even the slightest resemblance of a UTI, I'm like.

• 19:02Hannah Berner?

  You have PTSD.

• 19:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I freak out.

• 19:04Hannah Berner?

  You have UTI PTSD. But, but I have heard though, that like working out with a thong, like.

• 19:13Paige DeSorbo?

  It's bad for you?

• 19:13Hannah Berner?

  It's bad because the, the butt and the vagina are too close.

• 19:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:19Hannah Berner?

  And it can get.

• 19:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Movement.

• 19:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they can be.

• 19:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And bacteria.

• 19:22Hannah Berner?

  Move, exactly, they're like, shh, shh, shh.

• 19:28Hannah Berner?

  Also, Grace made fun of me, because we have some like cool cousins staying with us.

• 19:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:33Hannah Berner?

  And they have like a, a bag full of stuff, and I said, this is their getting high stuff. Is that what I called it? And Grace just starts dying laughing, I'm like, what do you want me to say? And then.

• 19:45Paige DeSorbo?

  This is their, like, it's weed?

• 19:47Hannah Berner?

  And Dez said pot, no, Dez's brother said pot, and Dez was like, they don't call it pot anymore, this is in the 70s. But like our family, we're just, we don't touch that stuff.

• 19:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and what was it a bag of?

• 20:00Hannah Berner?

  Wrapping papers. And I smelled something in there.

• 20:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you're literally a mom, you want to know what's crazy, is like you're gonna have kids, and I'm gonna have to tell you things that they're secretly doing, because I have ears and eyes, and you're gonna be like, flabbergasted.

• 20:21Hannah Berner?

  No, apparently kids, no, I'm not even getting into it, kids do stupid stuff. I'm just the parent, still to this day with everyone on Instagram, smoking kills.

• 20:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It truly does.

• 20:32Hannah Berner?

  I saw my friend smoking something, and I texted her, smoking kills.

• 20:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Recently?

• 20:37Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 20:38Paige DeSorbo?

  In Italy, Lucio made me smoke a cigarette with him.

• 20:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And you wanna know what? I could only do half.

• 20:46Hannah Berner?

  Was it a skinny one?

• 20:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it was.

• 20:47Hannah Berner?

  Okay, you liked how it looked. It was like aesthetic.

• 20:51Paige DeSorbo?

  But I literally thought of you right as I was sparking.

• 20:55Hannah Berner?

  Is it healthier in Italy to smoke?

• 20:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it is.

• 20:58Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Yeah, that's what I think.

• 20:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's healthier in Italy. It's healthier in Europe to smoke because their food is better. Okay, so I have to tell you guys something. Every summer, I have at least three moments a week where I'm like, wait, why do I have dinner? A rooftop girls' night, a weekend trip, all in the next forty-eight hours.

• 21:16Hannah Berner?

  And somehow you've packed two outfits for six events.

• 21:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Exactly. And that's why I always end up on Revolve. It's genuinely where I go. I don't want to overthink my outfit. Everything is styled in a way that actually makes sense, and it already feels curated.

• 21:30Hannah Berner?

  Also, if you're anything like us, you panic order twelve options at midnight.

• 21:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I absolutely do.

• 21:36Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed that the shipping's fast, the returns are easy, and suddenly, your spiral becomes a strategy.

• 21:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And what I love is I'll find one top I like, and then Revolve shows me similar options so I can build an entire look. It's dangerous, but it is efficient.

• 21:50Hannah Berner?

  And you can literally shop by vibe. So, date night, night out, vacation, meeting your boyfriend's friends and wanting them to think you're effortlessly cool, they got it.

• 21:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Or running into your ex and thriving.

• 22:00Hannah Berner?

  Huge category.

• 22:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I recently got this pink Hausa skirt and matching top, and I got it from Revolve. I got it for a dinner downtown, and it was one of those outfits where everyone just kept asking me where it was from, and you know, that's my favorite.

• 22:13Hannah Berner?

  Also, the amount of times I've gone on there thinking, I just need one outfit, and then thirty minutes later, I've planned my entire summer, is honestly very impressive.

• 22:20Paige DeSorbo?

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• 22:42Hannah Berner?

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• 23:23Hannah Berner?

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• 23:51Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat? Each bar has fifteen grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Iced lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 24:15Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to, and consistency is a lot easier when your better-for-you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still wanna eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 24:30Paige DeSorbo?

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• 25:12Paige DeSorbo?

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• 26:31Paige DeSorbo?

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• 27:14Hannah Berner?

  So my cousin Cara, who is the originator of the lasagna story, she has two little boys. Now, I get over to her house, and she goes, the boys are downstairs being shy. Now, one thing about kids, you're not gonna be shy around Aunt Hannah.

• 27:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:29Hannah Berner?

  You're not.

• 27:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:30Hannah Berner?

  So I go downstairs, and one thing about me, I will rile these kids up. So immediately, I'm like,

• 27:36Paige DeSorbo?

  You're ready to play.

• 27:37Hannah Berner?

  I said, Hannah's hungry to eat little feet!

• 27:41Hannah Berner?

  Oh, and you can do character.

• 27:43Paige DeSorbo?

  With this face?

• 27:46Hannah Berner?

  Actually, they were running around, they were like traumatized. No, but little boys, they love running. So I'm like, I'm gonna get ya! So they start yelling, we're running, they're chasing. So I'm chasing these little boys, and there's two of them, so they're, they're hard, you know? And they're fucking, these little kids are fucking fastest kids I've ever met. So I'm running around this, like, basement.

• 28:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Is Lois the same where, like, she's hyper? Because I feel like when you're with Lois, you're doing, like, table activities. You're coloring, you're doing arts and craft, she's gonna put an outfit on, you're gonna tell her how good she looks.

• 28:16Hannah Berner?

  Well, Lois will, like, steal you and be like,

• 28:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Come into my world.

• 28:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she's like, she'll shut the door, and she's like, I'm a princess. You have to save me. And I'm like, Lois, I have so much to do today. And she's like, I'm gonna, but she'll be like, I'm gonna die. Like, she'll, like, get all dramatic, and I'm like, okay, I'll save you.

• 28:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Because if I'm around kids...

• 28:37Hannah Berner?

  I do this with dogs too. Like, I get them all riled up, and then I leave.

• 28:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and if I'm around kids, I see who comes to me, and like, what they're, like, I'm never going to them.

• 28:48Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm like, this kid doesn't know I'm about to be his best friend.

• 28:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:51Hannah Berner?

  But I don't do it, like, I wait for eye contact. I'm not a monster. But you know, you give a little, you give a little funny face, kids love a funny face.

• 28:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they do.

• 28:58Hannah Berner?

  They love a summer, they love a funny face. No, my humor is actually two-year-old kid. Like, once I get them going, I'm like, I'm killing today.

• 29:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Where I'm like, I wish there was, like, a kitchen table activity we could do.

• 29:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. So we're running around, and then we start playing baseball, and one of the kids gets upset because he, like, wasn't playing. He played great, by the way. He, like, missed one thing, and he's really hard on himself.

• 29:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:22Hannah Berner?

  And he's afraid of being called a sore loser. Is this bad? I'm spilling, like, all the tea on her son. Um, he's like, can I have privacy for one second? But he, he was so cute, because he goes upstairs, and he's like, everyone's gonna call me a sore loser. So then I'm in that moment, like, I'm not gonna let my baby be upset. And I go upstairs, and I say, you're not a loser.

• 29:43Paige DeSorbo?

  A sore loser.

• 29:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. He's like, I'm a sore loser. And he goes, everyone thinks I suck. And I was like, I was, I was taught gossiping about you. No one said that. They've said other things. No one called you a sore loser.

• 29:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God, this is anxiety, real young.

• 29:57Hannah Berner?

  This is, and like, I'm feeling connected to him, because like, in that moment, when I felt like a loser, I wanted someone to make me feel good, so I was like,

• 30:04Paige DeSorbo?

  He literally had the, like, everyone hates me.

• 30:06Hannah Berner?

  He literally was under the covers.

• 30:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone talking about how I didn't get the ball.

• 30:10Hannah Berner?

  By the way, he's so good at baseball too, so he's just being so hard on himself.

• 30:14Paige DeSorbo?

  That's just me, like, on my way here today, you know? I'm like, everyone hates me on the sidewalk, like, they can't believe I stepped outside today.

• 30:21Hannah Berner?

  So honestly, parenting's so interesting, because you get to, like, relive childhood trauma. So then I look at him, and I said, regardless what you feel, you can be two people, you could be, I'm giving him a speech like a movie. I'm like, you could be lying here for the rest of the day, or you can be the comeback kid.

• 30:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you gave him a phrase?

• 30:38Hannah Berner?

  I said, so I'm gonna be down there, holding the ball, waiting for you to put your shoes back on, and for you,

• 30:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop auditioning.

• 30:46Hannah Berner?

  For you to hit a homerun. And if you wanna be the comeback kid who can deal with adversity, he's like, I don't know what adversity means. I'm like, just go with it.

• 30:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I think the comeback kid is a movie.

• 30:56Hannah Berner?

  And actually,

• 30:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Kevin Costner.

• 30:58Hannah Berner?

  It didn't work.

• 30:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, he still won't leave the room.

• 31:00Hannah Berner?

  Still won't leave the room.

• 31:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, now.

• 31:01Hannah Berner?

  But he's liking the tension.

• 31:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, now at that point,

• 31:04Hannah Berner?

  You're done.

• 31:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm done.

• 31:06Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm canceling my plans. I said, we have an emergency on our hands.

• 31:10Paige DeSorbo?

  At that point, I'm like, you don't wanna have fun with everyone else, and you can sit in here and cry by yourself, because we're all gonna be outside having fun.

• 31:15Hannah Berner?

  No, you're right. If I was the mom, that's what I'd do, but I'm the fun aunt. Also, I was getting in trouble, because kids love being called, like, poopy head. So once I know their humor, I'm like, throwing it around. I'm like, what's up, poopy head?

• 31:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Which, like, I can't even bring myself to, like,

• 31:29Hannah Berner?

  I go, what's up, fart face? He's so funny. And Cara is like, Hannah, all we've been trying to do is get them to stop saying fart and poop, and that's all you've done. Like, I'm literally the worst enabler.

• 31:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:40Hannah Berner?

  But then after we played baseball, typical Italian family, we go to, um, a big Italian restaurant, chicken parmigiana, all this stuff. Forgot I had Pilates after.

• 31:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm. That's...

• 31:53Hannah Berner?

  Let's just say I dealt with adversity that day.

• 31:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like you're the kind of person that is never canceling a class.

• 31:58Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 31:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Because the late fee would keep you up at night.

• 32:02Hannah Berner?

  The late fee, and then also just disappointed in myself for not being able to...

• 32:07Hannah Berner?

  Do what I was supposed to do.

• 32:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't have that kind of guilt. I, in my head, I'll say, you can't put a price on convenience. Like, if I want to cancel because it's convenient for me and I'm getting charged the slate fee, my convenience is worth so much more than the slate fee.

• 32:25Hannah Berner?

  I walked in, I said, I have calamari up to my throat right now. One wrong move.

• 32:29Paige DeSorbo?

  How did you not fart throughout the class?

• 32:32Hannah Berner?

  I got, I got lucky. Like, it was the, a moon, the stars.

• 32:39Hannah Berner?

  But it was scary.

• 32:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you feel like you're having an intense mercury retrograde?

• 32:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Hannah Berner?

  I've been shot. I've been shot.

• 32:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't believe you chased kids around saying you're gonna bite their feet with your face looking like that.

• 32:56Hannah Berner?

  Actually, that's probably why he was crying.

• 32:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Terrifying. I'm like, still scared of it. Because even if you came into my home right now, I'd be scared of that. Okay, I just wanna say one thing.

• 33:09Paige DeSorbo?

  When you shamed me for gargling with peroxide, I have had so many nurses, doctors, just regular girls, DM me and say it's the best thing ever and totally acceptable. And...

• 33:23Hannah Berner?

  It's crazy. I didn't have one of those messages.

• 33:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because you're with the saltwater people. You're with the saltwater people. And my team, we're take, we're just going right to peroxide and drugs.

• 33:34Hannah Berner?

  Is it actually hydrogen peroxide or is it like a specific kind of thing?

• 33:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, just hydrogen peroxide.

• 33:39Hannah Berner?

  What if, like, what if you slip and, like, you inhale?

• 33:43Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you mean inhale? Like swallow it? I don't know. I think you're fine.

• 33:48Hannah Berner?

  Can we talk about how hard it is to actually inhale weed?

• 33:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 33:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause it's literally just, you drink from a straw?

• 34:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but like, I-

• 34:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, then you could smoke.

• 34:01Hannah Berner?

  Cause I thought you just breathe and it goes in. You have to, like, like, actually feel it go in.

• 34:05Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I actually think is really hard?

• 34:08Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 34:08Paige DeSorbo?

  When you're smoking a cigar, you're not actually smoking a cigar. Like, if you were to inhale that, everyone's like, oh, you would get so sick or like you'd get so dizzy. Like, no one's inhaling it. Actually, when we go on our family vacation, because we go at like the same time every year, there's also people that are also there at the same time every year. There's this like older couple, like, older.

• 34:31Hannah Berner?

  Obsessed with them already.

• 34:32Paige DeSorbo?

  The guy sits in a chair and the wife, like, lays down on the thing. He chew, I've never seen this. He chews a cigar the whole day.

• 34:42Hannah Berner?

  He's had a long life. Nothing else will-

• 34:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, he got taken out by the stomach virus, cause one day I didn't see him. One day I didn't see him. And I thought, hmm, I wonder where he is.

• 34:52Hannah Berner?

  Or maybe he swallowed.

• 34:53Paige DeSorbo?

  And because there's no HIPAA in Italy, I found out from the, one of the pool guys that he is in back sick.

• 34:59Hannah Berner?

  I love that there's no HIPAA in Italy when HIPAA sounds Italian. HIPAA. HIPAA, HIPAA.

• 35:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, because I love, now I love, like, red pill dating shows, the girls made me watch The Ultimatum.

• 35:14Hannah Berner?

  Oh, on Netflix.

• 35:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone got kicked off because of how awful they spoke to their partner in text messages. Like, immediate-

• 35:25Hannah Berner?

  Wait, like, producer stepped in and they were like, this is too much?

• 35:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Kicked him off. Then, a couple of episodes later-

• 35:30Hannah Berner?

  If I had a nickel.

• 35:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No. A couple of episodes later, this is so crazy. So they get, so someone gives an ultimatum, like, hey, if you don't wanna marry me, like, I'm gone. We're gonna do this experience. First of all, it's a good- I have so much to say, actually. I need to collect my thoughts. It's a ridiculous premise of a show, because if anyone is doing this show, you guys are already fucked as a couple. But like, I digress, it's great entertainment.

• 35:56Hannah Berner?

  Imagine the motherfucker, you're like, you know what would make this better if we actually did this on TV?

• 36:00Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what would be better is if you went and lived with a different girl for three weeks.

• 36:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me. Just wait for the show.

• 36:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, so anyway, so someone gives an ultimatum in the couple, they go to this experience, they couple up with other people, they live with other people for a couple of weeks to see if the grass is greener or if they wanna go back to their original.

• 36:21Hannah Berner?

  The show is just like making the breakup, at least monetizing a breakup.

• 36:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Eventually, they all end up, like, breaking up. Now, while this one girl is coupled up-

• 36:31Hannah Berner?

  But that wasn't a spoiler. We don't know for sure.

• 36:33Paige DeSorbo?

  While this one girl is coupled up with not her boyfriend, who she's doing the experience with, they're going somewhere, and she sees on his phone that he's texting his group chat. The group chat is talking about how his, his original girlfriend is blonde and has big boobs, and now the girl he's coupled up with is brunette and she has no, no boobs or ass and she hasn't, like, slept with him.

• 36:56Hannah Berner?

  All guys text about.

• 36:57Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so crazy. But then, the friends go on to say, well, what if we just, like, hooked up? What if we just, like, fucked her, basically? And the guy she's coupled up with, like, texts back in the group and is like, that's wild, or like, that's crazy. So she sees the text messages and she's like, dude-

• 37:15Hannah Berner?

  The blonde girl?

• 37:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, this isn't even his girlfriend, it's the girl he's coupled up with.

• 37:19Hannah Berner?

  Got it.

• 37:19Paige DeSorbo?

  So she sees all the messages and she's like, what? Like, this is, this is insane and like, really scary. She tells his girlfriend, and that girl's kind of like, yeah, like, this is like, like- My thing about these kinds of shows is, I think in the year 2026, it's getting to a point where they're casting these men who have psychological issues. Like, it's not just like, oh, he's like a bad dude and he, like, goes on dates with a bunch of women. Like, no, they're methodically thinking about how to, like, control these girls. This one guy said to the girl he was coupled up with, not his actual girlfriend,

• 38:01Paige DeSorbo?

  if your fiance or boyfriend or husband didn't want you to hang out with someone, would you listen to them? And the girl was like, well, who's the person? My friend of 20 years? Like, no, I'm not listening. And he was like, in shock. And so it's, it's just, it's very scary. It's very weird.

• 38:20Hannah Berner?

  Well, men are afraid that, like, they're not masculine if they don't, like, have control, I guess.

• 38:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:29Hannah Berner?

  The number one thing, I will say, that I've learned, for a relationship, whether it's a best friend or a partner, the number one thing is that you respect each other. And I don't mean respect in like, a like, like, I say please and thank you. Like, I mean, like, respect, like, in your heart, you respect their opinion.

• 38:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:49Hannah Berner?

  You respect how they carry themselves.

• 38:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 38:52Hannah Berner?

  That is how you have a long relationship.

• 38:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Something like that someone said or did, and your initial thought is like, I would never do that to my partner. Or, like, that's a good thing. Like, there are some people that are just like-

• 39:04Hannah Berner?

  I mean, I've dated guys that I don't respect. And like, yeah, you, you're still calling your mom every day.

• 39:12Paige DeSorbo?

  A hundred percent.

• 39:13Hannah Berner?

  And like, or if, and if they don't respect you, you know that in your core, and that's why you start feeling bad about yourself.

• 39:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:19Hannah Berner?

  So just find somebody to respect. Let's, like, start with that.

• 39:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's good. And, yeah. He needs to make your life easier, not harder. If he's making it harder, it's not for you.

• 39:29Hannah Berner?

  There's a woman who died.

• 39:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 39:32Hannah Berner?

  And it's not funny.

• 39:33Paige DeSorbo?

  How?

• 39:34Hannah Berner?

  Getting NAD IV from an unlicensed doctor in the Bronx. And the second I saw that, I had chills up my spine, cause I was like, bitch, that could have been me. That could have been me.

• 39:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait. An unlicensed doctor in the Bronx, like a holistic?

• 39:53Hannah Berner?

  I don't know the details. I just know that, like, if you looked into it, he wasn't licensed, but like, I don't know, when you're just getting an IV, I'm not, like, researching the person, I feel like. No, you're never gonna get an IV again. She died instantly.

• 40:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Instantly?

• 40:07Hannah Berner?

  Like, within a couple hours, from an NAD pl- I mean, I don't know the facts.

• 40:14Hannah Berner?

  Like, the day she got it, she died. The day of NAD, which is a thing that, like, Halle Bieber takes to, like, try to live longer or something. So like, anyway, just, you guys, there's a lot of shit going on. Please find doctors, and I'm speaking to myself right now, find doctors that have, like, that went to school.

• 40:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:37Hannah Berner?

  Maybe an Ivy League.

• 40:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, in my, in my, um, findings throughout the world, when I just, you know, am alive, I feel like the men are actually talking about, like, peptides way more than I hear any girls talk about it.

• 40:52Hannah Berner?

  Hmm. Yeah, cause they're all about, like, maximizing their testosterone. Why did, did I say that correctly?

• 40:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No. And if I hear another man bring up his testosterone level to me, I'm actually going to stab-

• 41:04Hannah Berner?

  Testosterone, cause the only thing that's proven is more testosterone means more murders. And that's statistically.

• 41:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And also, don't come to me with a hormonal issue when my hormones change every single week. Like, what, what's really happening in your life that is so bad that your testosterone's going down a little? Like, what are their side effects? They don't have as much of a sex drive? Okay.

• 41:27Hannah Berner?

  Good.

• 41:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Welcome to the last month, the last week of every month of my life. Like, good. Put it away for a minute.

• 41:36Hannah Berner?

  There's also a point where, like, we don't need just, like, jacked up men running around everywhere. Like, at some point, learn knitting.

• 41:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't need it at all.

• 41:46Hannah Berner?

  At some point, read a, read a book.

• 41:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, like, for the peptides, do an ab workout first, and then just, like, see if you need it. I just feel like men are, like, really quickly doing-

• 41:56Hannah Berner?

  Peptides are not scientifically proven. We're not on them yet. We'll tell you when we do. But that, like, they don't know long-term effects of, like, what it's doing to your insides.

• 42:06Paige DeSorbo?

  We have sensitive bodies. We-

• 42:08Hannah Berner?

  And we have really, or we just have horrible luck.

• 42:11Paige DeSorbo?

  We can't just jump into things the way other people can. Like, we can't just, like, oh, I'll try it for the first time.

• 42:18Hannah Berner?

  Cause we all have that friend who's like, I went to the back of a truck and injected my lips and they look great. And I'm like, I wish that could be me.

• 42:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, autumn in New York is the season where we can finally start dressing again. Every single thing is an excuse to put on a look. Going to work, outfit. Leading a meeting, outfit. Getting drinks with your friends, obviously outfit. And as we all know, every great outfit starts from the feet up. That is why I'm currently obsessed with Allies from Sam Edelman. They're a ballet flat, but a little something extra for fall. A contrasting velvet cap toe, I have them in this gorgeous azure blue, which is like a dusty muted blue that somehow goes with everything, even Daphne's eyes. They're so cute and I'm already envisioning my next outfit. Straight leg jeans, an oversized blazer and a little shoulder bag. Very, I just threw this on when we all know I absolutely did not. And Hannah is loving hers too.

• 43:13Paige DeSorbo?

  She has the Michaela, which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane. And this season it comes in the chicest leopard. So gorge, so easy and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two. Like the new Teigan and Tallulah pumps, plus ready to wear handbags, fragrances, and even a new men's collection. So basically you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for date night. Because we're not doing all that getting dressed just to let him show up in a t-shirt. Head to samedelman.com and get 15% off with code GIGGLY15. Whenever a girl gets an idea in her head, she must execute it. And especially when it comes to interior design.

• 43:56Paige DeSorbo?

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• 45:03Paige DeSorbo?

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• 45:47Paige DeSorbo?

  So that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps and sets, because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan. Use my link and get a free seven day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join.

• 46:26Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me is with the new season, I like to have a new personality. You never have to stick to one personality and people don't talk about it enough.

• 46:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out. And I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 46:46Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes. And that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean. I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 47:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 47:08Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 47:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 47:23Hannah Berner?

  And then people forget that on Revolve, there's also beauty. They have menswear, they have home and they have Forward Renew, which is pre-owned luxury handbags. And you know how much we love vintage.

• 47:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been recently loving Health's stuff. I feel like the first place I go to look is Revolve. And the number one thing I love about Revolve is order a bunch of stuff. Try it on in the comfort of your home. Easiest return ever. It's the only place I shop that I don't feel bad ordering extra stuff. Because I'm like, I have the luxury of trying it on and having the easiest returns.

• 47:59Hannah Berner?

  And the shipping is so fast. And if you're like me and you don't know what you're doing two days from now and then you're like, oh shit, I have a huge important dinner. Use Revolve, it's so fast and it's curated. So the website's really easy. I have been recently obsessed with, just like Norma Kamali. The capris that she has are so cute for fall, so comfy, stretchy and perfect.

• 48:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Revolve also carries the brands that you genuinely know and love. There's also room for discovering things. Everything's curated, you can find new brands you love, new styles you feel like wearing. Revolve just makes shopping easier. All the brands you want consistently updated, new arrivals, fast shipping, easy returns and inevitably something you did not know you needed until five seconds ago. Go to revolve.com/giggly to shop our faves and use code GIGGLY for 15% off your first order. That's revolve.com/giggly, code GIGGLY for 15% off your first order. Offer available for a limited time, so don't miss out.

• 49:00Hannah Berner?

  It is crazy though, now that, you know, we've lived so many years on this planet, how we see trends. Do you know that, I hate to say this, but last year, I bought like a bunch of stuff from Zara and I was really excited for it. And I went through my closet, I didn't wear any of it and I donated it today. Because it's all too trendy. Like it's like not, like if I wore it now, people would like-

• 49:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Like what, give me an example of one item.

• 49:23Hannah Berner?

  Like it was like a long sleeve denim, like frilly 70s shirt. I mean, you would have never gotten it in the first place.

• 49:33Hannah Berner?

  But like at the time-

• 49:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I love when you talk to yourself.

• 49:37Hannah Berner?

  And I probably shouldn't have said that out loud.

• 49:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, my first thought is you who sweat so much, who are you putting on a denim shirt? A long sleeve shirt? You're gonna sweat right through that.

• 49:46Hannah Berner?

  When I shop, I envision I'm someone new.

• 49:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Completely different than who you are.

• 49:51Hannah Berner?

  The stuff I buy.

• 49:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I want to meet the girl you shop for because she's quirky.

• 49:57Hannah Berner?

  She's never bloated in her life.

• 50:00Hannah Berner?

  She loves a corset on a Wednesday night.

• 50:05Paige DeSorbo?

  She's for sure from like a different time period.

• 50:07Hannah Berner?

  I'm so interested, I get crazy colors. All I want to wear is a baggy black outfit. And my closet is like sparkles, orange, green, patterns, frills.

• 50:20Paige DeSorbo?

  What's like your closet organization these days? Like I feel like I've been seeing your closet living in like a couple of months.

• 50:30Hannah Berner?

  Half my closet's literally from just my tour, which is like-

• 50:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Your tour?

• 50:35Hannah Berner?

  I had to get like tons of squirts and tons of white button-down shirts. And I have a whole thing of ties that like I lived off of for like seven months.

• 50:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, oh, I thought you were saying like you didn't unpack from your tour.

• 50:48Hannah Berner?

  No, I unpacked, but it's like, I'm like, I can't get myself to throw away these squirts. I feel like I might use them one day. My daughter. I love a squirt.

• 50:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a squirt, I love a summer.

• 51:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, okay, I came back from Italy on a Thursday. I was unpacked, laundry, folded, put away by, what's today? Monday.

• 51:16Hannah Berner?

  I like admire you.

• 51:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I got, I landed from Italy, took a shower. Did a hair mask, did a face mask, fell asleep in a robe.

• 51:25Hannah Berner?

  This is why we're so good together. We both have work ethic, just very different ways.

• 51:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Completely different ways.

• 51:31Hannah Berner?

  We're working in the places.

• 51:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because my environment very much affects my brain, where you can, you're better at staying focused and like not worrying about what's around you.

• 51:47Hannah Berner?

  I think it's cuz I've always been in like chaotic situations, but I can like focus on one thing. Not that I'm like doing well at it, I'm just like focusing on it. It's even like the last episode, everyone was calling me out for having cat hair on my mic. Which is so valid.

• 52:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, try having a cat one time though.

• 52:05Hannah Berner?

  But like, I'm upset that like, I.

• 52:07Paige DeSorbo?

  That hair is in my vagina, like it's everywhere.

• 52:10Hannah Berner?

  The hair was like touching my lip the entire ti- not once did I notice that it was like full of hair. And that's kind of my vibe. Cuz I like convenience.

• 52:20Paige DeSorbo?

  It's, and you wanna know what? I can get too much the opposite. That's why like I need doses of you to be like chill out.

• 52:30Hannah Berner?

  Leave a spoon in the sink.

• 52:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like chill out, it does, not everything has to be like perfectly coordinated.

• 52:35Hannah Berner?

  But like, for example, I bought a vibration plate.

• 52:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 52:39Hannah Berner?

  I really stressed me out to like open it up.

• 52:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, it's an easy open.

• 52:43Hannah Berner?

  Where do I wanna put it?

• 52:45Paige DeSorbo?

  It's an easy open because it's literally just the vibration plate and the remote. They don't give you any other, it's no like frills. I put it in my bathroom. Like under my sink, so that when I'm doing like my skincare at night, I just do it at the same time.

• 53:01Hannah Berner?

  Cuz she said, everything has a home. You gotta put things away.

• 53:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Everything has a home.

• 53:07Hannah Berner?

  Well, my Amazon boxes were stacking up and my, our cats we have in West Hampton made a run for it. And they got on the box right where the door was and they opened the door.

• 53:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what?

• 53:22Hannah Berner?

  Seamus and Freckles, they literally are two little genius bandits. Granted, they're so.

• 53:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Open the door and went out?

• 53:28Hannah Berner?

  So in the morning, the door is wide open. I said, where the, where are my little boys? Aiden just shook the treats and they came right back.

• 53:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Where were they? Like where'd they go?

• 53:37Hannah Berner?

  Just hanging out on the porch. Hanging on the porch.

• 53:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Cats are just so cool.

• 53:42Hannah Berner?

  They're so, I love that we're like, we're not actually leaving.

• 53:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey, there's weed here.

• 53:48Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, did you hear Hannah, that fucking nerd? There's a joint on the table.

• 53:52Hannah Berner?

  They're like, what if we just?

• 53:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey, heard there's smoking stuff here.

• 53:57Hannah Berner?

  But they're like, I'm not crossing the street. There's like eagles and shit over there, but let's just get some breeze, some fresh breeze. Came right back in, but I was like, okay, we have to put the Amazon boxes away.

• 54:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you wanna know what? You, your door wasn't locked.

• 54:08Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's another problem.

• 54:10Paige DeSorbo?

  That's insane. That's insane. You watch so many murder documentaries? I can't even, like not only do my doors have locks, they have bolts at the bottom. That you like flip over. So even if it did get unlocked and the door got open, you're not getting through my bolt. You're not getting through my bolt.

• 54:32Hannah Berner?

  Try getting through my bolt.

• 54:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Try getting through it, you're not.

• 54:34Hannah Berner?

  Also, I went to my acupuncture appointment, I was saying.

• 54:38Paige DeSorbo?

  That's where we started.

• 54:39Hannah Berner?

  She was a girl, obsessed with her. I immediately loved her energy. Immediately somehow we got into her telling me all about how her ex-boyfriend pissed her off. And then she became an acupuncturist. And then he, one day, decides he wants to be an acupuncturist. So now he shows up at all these places, cuz there's only so many acupuncturists on Long Island. So she has to deal with him.

• 55:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Conventions and stuff?

• 55:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like acupuncture meetings and stuff. So like, that was, I got.

• 55:09Paige DeSorbo?

  That is so weird. It's in every field.

• 55:12Hannah Berner?

  Every field. I said, oh my god, I was telling her about, yeah, I was like, honestly, like same.

• 55:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:17Hannah Berner?

  So that was really fun.

• 55:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so will you go back to acupuncture?

• 55:21Hannah Berner?

  I really liked it.

• 55:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Where'd they do it?

• 55:24Hannah Berner?

  So they put it in my feet and my hands to help circulate like detox.

• 55:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 55:31Hannah Berner?

  And granted, I'm not a good example right now cuz my mouth is still stuck. However, I did feel like, then she did like, it's called.

• 55:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Your lips are definitely moving better though.

• 55:40Hannah Berner?

  You know what was crazy? When I first started, I was, I couldn't move my lips.

• 55:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:47Hannah Berner?

  So like by the end of the pod, I was so tired from trying to move my lips.

• 55:51Paige DeSorbo?

  That's the other thing people don't talk about. Your face gets like sore. Cuz you're like, I'm trying to talk.

• 55:58Hannah Berner?

  Hard.

• 55:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:59Hannah Berner?

  Um, also like, are you guys gonna miss me when I'm gone?

• 56:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I am. Like this version.

• 56:06Hannah Berner?

  Like, are you like, gonna even like me when I'm have a normal smile?

• 56:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just gonna like, we're definitely gonna have to do some type of like in memoriam. You know, like we're definitely.

• 56:17Hannah Berner?

  We're gonna be like, we definitely have to add a new story to your personality cuz you'll be lacking.

• 56:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Like some type of service because she is her own person. She, she has a totally different personality than you.

• 56:29Hannah Berner?

  Really? Well, I, I am like a little more deadpan.

• 56:32Paige DeSorbo?

  You're, and you're like a bit more emotional on like certain things where you're like.

• 56:37Hannah Berner?

  Life is hard.

• 56:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And you're usually very optimistic and like, you're like, look, at the end of the day, everyone will die. If I have anything to do with it, you know, so I'm not used to you being like that. We're like, hey, that's my nine to five. Like, that's me all the time.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  I'm also like, as an athlete, you guys know, if I didn't get injured, I would, as an athlete, I'm obsessed with like being I'm not that obsessed with being in my physical prime, but like I like making sure that I'm capable.

• 57:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:09Hannah Berner?

  I like.

• 57:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Like if anything were to break out or happen, you are ready and able. You are sitting in the exit row of the plane. You're ready, you're able, you're willing.

• 57:19Hannah Berner?

  Primetime, but like I try to make sure that I'm not like in bad, like if my back hurts a little, I try to fix it. Like I, I can't like run a mile, but like I can get my knees up.

• 57:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:29Hannah Berner?

  In the beginning.

• 57:32Paige DeSorbo?

  You're in shape.

• 57:33Hannah Berner?

  I feel like an injured bird. Just walking around New York City and everyone else is just smiling, smiling, smiling. I've never seen more smiley people in my life. And taking it for granted.

• 57:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I think that's the thing. When something like this happens, you really take inventory of like how much in your body you take for granted. Like even if your like thumb is hurting, you're like, I don't realize how much I use my fucking thumb.

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  Side note, there, you know when, well, you know when you have a hangnail? How do you approach a hangnail? Cuz I feel like we, me and you would approach it in two very different ways.

• 58:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I take the nail clipper and I cut it really short.

• 58:12Hannah Berner?

  Okay. I pull it, obviously.

• 58:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 58:15Hannah Berner?

  Well, cuz I, at first I'm like, imagine, yeah. I have the most painful like hangnail bruise. Like I've never had something more painful in my life. Like to the point where like it woke me up this morning.

• 58:25Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like throbbing.

• 58:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 58:27Paige DeSorbo?

  You gotta throw a little neo, get a little hydrogen peroxide and then throw a little.

• 58:31Hannah Berner?

  I'm a dunk it, then I'm a lick it. Um, so yeah, and I'm like, remember when my, I saw a finger.

• 58:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. No, there's nothing worse than like something being wrong with your body when you have to like.

• 58:44Hannah Berner?

  But one thing, shout out to my man. Shout out to my mans. Because he makes me feel beautiful and I've been hanging out with him too much. And now that I'm like in the public.

• 58:55Paige DeSorbo?

  You guys have been hanging out together a lot.

• 58:57Hannah Berner?

  And like, I forget about my smile when I'm with him. Cuz he just like treats me like I'm normal. Occasionally he'll laugh, but it's cute. But like, again, I'm like, he's obsessed with me. And then I talk to someone else and they're like, hey, is everything okay at home?

• 59:13Paige DeSorbo?

  In sickness and in health.

• 59:14Hannah Berner?

  So in my head, I was like, I actually like pretty wanna smile.

• 59:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, do you know that I saw like a crazy statistic and I don't remember what it is, but that like the the comparison to like when women get sick, like their husbands leaving compared to like when men get sick, like their wives leaving and it's like.

• 59:33Hannah Berner?

  When you say leave, you mean like break up?

• 59:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like divorce. Like when something physically happens.

• 59:37Hannah Berner?

  Get a sniffle and they're like, we're good, babe.

• 59:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I was thinking like, imagine if Dez was like.

• 59:42Hannah Berner?

  Burn her at the stake.

• 59:43Paige DeSorbo?

  It's been fun. I'm out. Yeah, it's like, it's not even comparable. Like obviously there are women like that happens where they will leave, but like it's not even comparable to the amount of men that leave.

• 59:57Hannah Berner?

  Texting his friends being like, this bitch can't smile and I can't handle it anymore.

• 1:00:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's crazy.

• 1:00:04Hannah Berner?

  Is your girlfriend smiling? Cuz mine hasn't smiled in weeks.

• 1:00:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I just, the audacity that they have.

• 1:00:13Hannah Berner?

  Okay, wait, this is fascinating.

• 1:00:14Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you gonna do the first time you can smile? Just not stop?

• 1:00:18Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna be like, um, Nicole Kidman after her divorce.

• 1:00:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think you'll wake up one morning and it'll just be like, you'll have so much more movement?

• 1:00:26Hannah Berner?

  Dez said not to check it till the end of August.

• 1:00:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, what? What do you mean?

• 1:00:32Hannah Berner?

  So do you know how many rolls I'm gonna lose by then?

• 1:00:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to look in the mirror.

• 1:00:35Hannah Berner?

  I don't really look in the mirror that often.

• 1:00:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Oh, right.

• 1:00:39Hannah Berner?

  But I really like think it's better.

• 1:00:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It is.

• 1:00:43Hannah Berner?

  This is what's coming across my algorithm. I don't know what this means. And this is a study, by the way. And by study, I mean this actual blind girl says she sees how hot people are treated. Cuz she can't see if they're hot or not.

• 1:00:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Hannah Berner?

  So she will say, she's, okay, I'm gonna get it like wrong, cuz I don't remember exactly what she said. It was like two weeks ago, but she said something along the lines of there'll be people that I hear.

• 1:01:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:08Hannah Berner?

  Who are like boring as shit and everyone wants to be friends with them. And she goes, that's how I know they're hot. And she goes, there's people who like have no personality and everyone talks about them a lot. She goes, that's how I know they're hot.

• 1:01:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Or like she could tell like how like nice people are.

• 1:01:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, well, yeah.

• 1:01:28Paige DeSorbo?

  People.

• 1:01:29Hannah Berner?

  So imagine not knowing someone's hot and being like, why is everyone obsessed with that dud?

• 1:01:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Hannah Berner?

  It's like if, sometimes I would try to think like, especially when I was like being really shallow with men. And I'd be really into an attractive man. I'm like, imagine he was ugly. Imagine he was short. Would you like his soul?

• 1:01:49Hannah Berner?

  It's hard. It's hard to, to separate the art from the artist. You can't separate the art from the artist sometimes.

• 1:01:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there's so many men that I'm like, oh my god, if you were under six foot, no one would even be listening to what the fuck you're saying. It's so annoying.

• 1:02:08Hannah Berner?

  And I envision like if this guy didn't have a cute face.

• 1:02:12Paige DeSorbo?

  And because also I think it's the opposite of for women. Like if there's a really pretty girl and she does even one thing, people are like, yeah, burn her.

• 1:02:20Hannah Berner?

  But it is funny how socially it's like people want to hang out with pretty people more. Like in friendships and stuff, but no, as a woman, I did see a girl say that, you know, you're an it girl if you were 16 and you had beef with a middle aged woman. I sent it to you.

• 1:02:39Paige DeSorbo?

  That's, you know what?

• 1:02:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And I do love when you have glam, but I love when you're yourself too.

• 1:02:47Hannah Berner?

  I did my makeup today.

• 1:02:51Hannah Berner?

  I put on blush. I did put on blush.

• 1:02:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, I do apologize that I have like full glam today, but I've been going to.

• 1:02:57Hannah Berner?

  You look so like natural.

• 1:02:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 1:03:00Hannah Berner?

  Like glowing.

• 1:03:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Going to Vogue, just like Vogue summer school. They do like little sessions.

• 1:03:05Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 1:03:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm going to like talk to some, some high school girls.

• 1:03:08Hannah Berner?

  You'll be like, I'm gonna bite your little feet, Caesar.

• 1:03:13Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, it's Leo season. My whole feet is Leo season.

• 1:03:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, your birthday's coming up.

• 1:03:19Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, it is. I haven't thought about it at all.

• 1:03:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 1:03:22Hannah Berner?

  I want to be able to smile for her birthday.

• 1:03:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, you're turning 35?

• 1:03:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Is that a big birthday?

• 1:03:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like, yeah.

• 1:03:30Hannah Berner?

  What should we do?

• 1:03:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know.

• 1:03:35Paige DeSorbo?

  We'll just FaceTime.

• 1:03:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, it's fine, we'll FaceTime.

• 1:03:39Hannah Berner?

  I won't be able to express joy on my birthday, but it's fine. Um, we love you guys so much. Have an amazing weekend and we'll giggle with you later. Bye.