LA Fires: Why No One Seems to Care & Who’s Really to Blame

YERRRR, we're breaking down the LA Fires and the blame game surrounding them. TikTok is almost gone and Schulz has a unique trade to offer at the deadline. Trump wants Greenland. Mark believes in demons. And we find out why coffee enemas are GOOD. All that and more in this episode, INDULGE00:00 Mark's believes in everything + Interruption "problem." 7:08 Too early to buy up property? Cali gonna flip 9:41 Hopelessness breeds revolutions + Politicisation 20:03 Allowed to hold people accountable 23:35 All Smelts fault? Trump having fun + Dems comeback 26:36 Trump's chat with Obama + Prezzies know nothing 37:41 Mark = Williamsburg, Baby BBLs + Drs as salespeople 45:11 Andrew captaining in Reserve Cup + NFL playoffs predictions 53:53 Coffee enemas??? Scotch therapy + Running down the clock 1:01:28 HIPA oversharing + Dibs of fart smelling 1:04:37 Calling Mark's mom + We're all gonna do it 1:09:58 Lying is exhausting 1:17:00 Dov doesn't lie, Omissions kinda count + Boy math 1:25:02 Mark is a serial liar + Bike stealing meltdown 1:34:58 Is TikTok over? Others offering to buy 1:43:36 Trump going after Greenland, CHOOSE UP + Next victim 1:54:59 Let's change up the names 1:56:36 1000 Man Sesh, What's your number? Sophie Rain ethos 2:13:43 Miles' watched the Lily Phillips Doc + Building's worth 2:18:12 Patreon Question preview + Showering with Daddy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:00Speaker 02

  What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Today, we're going to get to the bottom why Mark believes everything. Mark, just three seconds ago, was telling us why demons exist, and your proof was the Jews. That's literally what you said.

• 1:11Speaker 03

  Religious people believe in demons. Dove believes in demons. Let the record show. You're a religious Jew, you go to synagogue every day, and according to Jewish religion, you have to believe that there's good and evil.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  And that the evils are demons.

• 1:20Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  Okay, Mark, I've learned from communicating with my wife, okay, that giving examples is not what they want, okay? Examples undermine what they feel. And they just want their feelings validated. My whole life has been dedicated towards creating metaphors and analogies for why I'm right. Turns out, that's horrible for communication in America. Also, interrupting, apparently horrible. I'm like, is it my wife that's commenting on the YouTube?

• 1:50Speaker 03

  You gotta call it heckling. Call it heckling, dude.

• 1:54Speaker 04

  Burn it every day.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Do people not have friends? I'm like, what do you do with your friends? You don't just talk over each other? That's just how friendship fucking works.

• 2:02Mark Gagnon?

  That's how it's supposed to go.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  You want to say something, you just say it.

• 2:05Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  Done.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  Except for when she interrupts you.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Disrespectful! Come on! A man is talking here! A male embryo. The embryo that was wanted and desired and cherished around the world.

• 2:20Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Okay. Anyway, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark believes in anything. We figured out why Mark believes in anything. Can you share why?

• 2:27Speaker 03

  I believe in, I, I give leashes to things. Okay, I don't just believe, I just don't believe in anything.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  Okay, Mark heard so much absurd shit growing up from his mom.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  Obviously.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Right? So his barometer for what is normal and weird?

• 2:39Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Is way off.

• 2:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coffee and I'm a normal. Great way to start your morning.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  We haven't even gotten to the bottom of that, have we?

• 2:47Speaker 04

  Mark's mom did.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  So, hold on. She's just backing up into an espresso every morning?

• 2:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it's put into like a, like a canteen.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Oh, she doesn't go right from the tap? She doesn't just, she doesn't just tee that thing up?

• 3:00Speaker 03

  No, you gotta cool it down, you gotta cool it down. Make it room temp and then put it in the, in the little, little container and then tube it up.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  Got it.

• 3:07Mark Gagnon?

  She doesn't go for ice coffee, you know? Refreshing.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  It's room temp. What does that have to do with demons?

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Okay, listen, she knows that.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, so, all right, so Mark has, gives a little bit longer leash to all the crazy people, right?

• 3:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  Now, I'm not saying the mom's crazy, but she has some wild ideas and you would hear this.

• 3:25Speaker 03

  Some of the ideas are certainly kind of crazy.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  And then some of the ideas end up kind of being right. So where the average person like us, if somebody just walks up to us on the street and they're like, um, bacon is, uh, fucking, is really from pigeon or whatever like that. We go, all right, whatever, you're just a crazy person. There's a little bit of you. That goes, what do you mean by that?

• 3:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, why? There's certainly a follow up question. And I thought everyone had follow up questions.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  No! We walk away.

• 3:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, you don't engage crazies.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  But here's the thing. Normally, someone with Mark's condition would go to an island somewhere where there are people that are relaxed and calm, and they don't believe in crazy shit. And then they would just live out the rest of their life in tranquility and peace.

• 4:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  No, he went to the place where there are normal people screaming out crazy shit all day long. And now he has to inquire about this.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  Thousand percent started a podcast about it.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, literally, yes. That's where this convo came from. Cause I was talking to a guy that was telling me about aliens and I was like, yo, maybe dude. They're so convicted where they're telling me about aliens.

• 4:25Speaker 02

  Has there ever been a moment in your life where you just go, ah, I don't believe that?

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, when someone said you should enjoy movies?

• 4:34Speaker 02

  You're like, I don't believe that.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  Someone's like, watch Wicked and I was like, eh, I don't know.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Too many people that do that every single day. That's part of our culture. Yeah, I'm not gonna watch movies.

• 4:41Speaker 03

  Shower daily. Wait, what?

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Shower daily.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, that's a, that's a myth for the record. That is absolutely a propaganda tool done by capitalist America. Yes.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  By the Resnick's?

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, by the fucking Resnick's, dude.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  Fucking Californians, you're washing yourself all day and your city would be there.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  Consume more, buy more, that's what happens. People are showering all the time. Yeah.

• 5:02Speaker 02

  I always count down the minutes until they blamed it on the Jews, the wildfire. I was, I kept looking at TikTok. I was like, man, you guys are taking a little while. And then boom, where's all the water in California? In some fucking Starboy's house in northern LA? Where are the Resnick's?

• 5:18Speaker 04

  I think northern California.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  I'm gonna have all of it, though.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Anyway, um, okay, so.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I give, I give a little bit of a leash.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  But then some things like Flat Earth, that's not true.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  But you would give a leash to believe it.

• 5:31Speaker 03

  But I heard it. I was like.

• 5:33Speaker 04

  Just enough for them to walk off the face of the planet.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. It had to be proven to you that it wasn't true, where the rest of us were like, we know it's not true.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  But how do you know it's not true?

• 5:41Speaker 02

  Because.

• 5:43Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Because?

• 5:44Speaker 04

  Can I tell you something? Exactly.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  Because?

• 5:46Speaker 02

  Because.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  No, you look into it, you say, okay, the light can't go through the hole.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Didn't even look into it.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  Because the curvature?

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Didn't even look into it. I just said, ah, it's not flat.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  But when you're in an airplane, you look out and you go, it seems flat?

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Don't even think about it.

• 5:58Mark Gagnon?

  No, it doesn't seem flat.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  I don't even think about it in an airplane. I'm like, man, we are going around.

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Around?

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Around.

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Not flat at all?

• 6:05Speaker 02

  Not flat at all.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  I agree.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  But you think that it's flat?

• 6:09Speaker 03

  It's not flat.

• 6:10Speaker 04

  It could be. He gives leash to the idea.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  You give a leash to the idea that it's flat.

• 6:13Speaker 03

  Well, it is, it is measurably flat in our existence on the earth.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  The glass is thick on the airplane, so it makes it look round from our POV on the plane. I get it.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  It's, it's experientially flat, but it's not actually flat in actuality. That's true.

• 6:31Mark Gagnon?

  I wish he was sick.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  I am sick. I'm sick.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  I'm getting more sick listening to this shit.

• 6:37Speaker 02

  Akash almost died this week.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  So did Al. I gave it to him.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Sick.

• 6:41Mark Gagnon?

  I got the Akash bird flu. Thank you, Russ.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  I did tell you not to hug me. Al wanted to hug everybody. But how are you? I'll be all fine.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  So contagious.

• 6:48Speaker 02

  You guys are some real assholes to like cry about what you're going through during these wildfires. Like, nobody cares about your little fucking pneumonia. Akash was like, oh, pneumonia, what a tragedy.

• 6:57Speaker 04

  I didn't think I'm the real victim.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  You are the real victim.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  Can you share what you're saying about the wildfires?

• 7:02Speaker 04

  So we, my wife and I keep talking about getting out of New York.

• 7:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:04Speaker 04

  We've been looking at stuff in LA. The house that we had been looking at the whole time, like, this is fucking great piece of property. Yesterday just got cleared off of Compass, not for sale, not for rent. That shit burned to the ground. Isn't that crazy? And I remember like a week, a week ago being like, it's so fucking cold in New York. This is God's way of telling us to leave, go to California.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  So legit burned down.

• 7:26Speaker 04

  Burned down.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  I told you they were real, the fires.

• 7:29Speaker 03

  I, no one said they were real.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  This motherfucker didn't even think they were real.

• 7:32Speaker 03

  No, I saw it on Google. It's real.

• 7:33Speaker 04

  I thought they were arson.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Well, that is also true.

• 7:35Speaker 04

  By the Resnick's.

• 7:37Speaker 03

  And BlackRock, and BlackRock also.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Okay, um.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  Akash was really caught up about this.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  I was really, I mean, I'm the real victim, dude.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  I mean, you just can't.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  And I got the flu, dude.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Can't catch a break this week, dude.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Dude, what is this? Why, God? Why?

• 7:50Speaker 02

  But I like that you wore the shirt that guarantees you will not have bunched up shoulders today.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  Don't put me in that shirt.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, the comments were hella. Yeah, they were so good. That was majestic.

• 8:00Speaker 03

  Bro, they said you looked like the shrugging head guy from Beetlejuice.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  That was the best one.

• 8:04Speaker 04

  There are so many good ones.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  That was the best one, 100%.

• 8:06Speaker 04

  There are so many good ones. Shouts.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Anyway, um.

• 8:09Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, is it too early to say there's gonna be like some available property in LA soon?

• 8:13Speaker 04

  I've been trying to figure that out, to be honest with you.

• 8:15Mark Gagnon?

  Like, when is the time?

• 8:16Speaker 02

  One of the first questions I asked Jason. One of the first questions I asked. How quickly are y'all gonna buy up this dirt? And he was like, and this is what he said, he goes, "It's uninsurable, not worth it." And that is gonna be the issue, is that now that there are wildfires that run through every year, or whatever it is, and you don't know when this kind of stuff is gonna happen, the insurance companies are gonna go, "Ah, it's not worth it." And then the only people who can buy the homes are the people who can buy them all cash and self-insure.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  I mean, so housing prices.

• 8:44Speaker 06

  Or it becomes an affordable area because the fair plan only ensures up to $3 million.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Oh, is that like the government's natural disaster?

• 8:53Speaker 06

  That's when, because they were canceling State Farm other plans, so you only had the fair plan plus like little other umbrellas you could have done, but

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:01Speaker 06

  if that's your cap.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  What if you just buy land and wait for California or for LA to go Republican? Now, we're gonna be fine.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  Once these people start, uh, because a lot of these people whose houses are gone, like, they never built a house. They maybe renovated one a little bit, or they bought an existing house. Once you start building a house in California, you deal with the bureaucracy that

• 9:24Speaker 02

  that is in place, all these people are gonna go, "Man, fuck the Democrats." Fuck the little Paul, they fuck left this shit, like, open it up, turn this shit into Texas or Florida, let me do whatever the fuck I want.

• 9:35Mark Gagnon?

  They're gonna streamline the shit because there's so many.

• 9:37Speaker 02

  So, so here's the thing, if you, if it's now okay to streamline, why the fuck was it streamlined before? Why are you hemming up all these people?

• 9:45Mark Gagnon?

  No, I mean, in terms of building back, like, they're gonna be like, ah, less regulations, just because we have to build this shit back.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  Okay, so then they will, and then people realize, oh, wow, the housing shortage goes away quickly when you actually make it possible for people to build out here. So either way, I think the people start going, alright, I think we're done with the leftist policies.

• 10:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, progressivism is dead, I think.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, dead.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  After this fire, does that not mean that there won't be another fire for a while? Like, if this is basically a controlled burn that took down all, like, the brush and shit, does that buy ten years?

• 10:15Speaker 02

  That's a good question.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  If this is like the worst fire that's ever happened.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  I feel like brush grows like that.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. How fast is brush?

• 10:22Speaker 02

  That.

• 10:23Mark Gagnon?

  What's brush?

• 10:24Speaker 03

  It's brush, it's brush, it's like, oh, dry brush.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  The shit grows like that.

• 10:28Mark Gagnon?

  It's the leaves.

• 10:28Speaker 06

  It was brush, it was eighty to a hundred mile per hour wind was the perfect direction, it was a perfect, it was just an absolute nightmare, perfect attack.

• 10:36Mark Gagnon?

  Man-made, bro.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Maybe, I mean, there were people lighting shit up, but that's the other thing, that's like, the reaction to this, it's funny, like, the Luigi Mangione stuff, the reaction was, people were like, supportive of Luigi Mangione. And some people made it about him being good-looking. I don't think it was about him being good-looking at all.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  It helps.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  It helps, because it's a little funnier to support it, because you can pretend that you're doing it because he's so handsome, but like, the undercurrent is really, fuck that evil CEO.

• 11:06Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  They're the haves, I'm the have-not.

• 11:09Speaker 04

  We've all been fucked by insurance, and this is health insurance, so it's life and death, they play with your life, same thing with this housing shit. Housing insurance companies are gonna try to not pay out all these people.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  CEOs better get fucking security.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  Yo, that was one of your texts, like, right as it was happening, and if another, if a house, like, a State Farm insurance CEO gets aced out, you think people are gonna give a fuck? We're not gonna give a fuck, we're gonna be like, that's what's up, there you go.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. This is, this is like, I think we talked about this before, but, you know, for the billionaire class, right?

• 11:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Or the hundreds of millionaires, like, the people who actually kind of control things and make decisions. Uh, throughout history, you gotta make sure that the poorest people have enough to to live. They can't be below the poverty line because if they're below the poverty line with no hope, like they feel like there's no way out, they're gonna kill you.

• 12:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  And that's history, right? This is every revolution is started because of that, right? So I think what you're seeing right now is there are a lot of people below the poverty line. They feel no hope whatsoever and they're maybe not going out and killing the CEO, but they are celebrating it or having zero empathy for it. And unfortunately with the fires, the way that the media has portrayed it is it's just kind of Malibu and the Palisades. And every time you turn on fucking Fox or CNN, they're like this famous person's house burned down.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  What are you doing?

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Stop talking about the famous people's houses that burned down. Talk about the school. What's that neighborhood Altadena they're talking about? It's just like, talk about the poor people who are renting. They no longer have a house and all their family heirlooms are done.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, or they put all their money into this house. They don't have a lot of money, but you got you got a house in California. That's going to appreciate. Now that's gone. Interns not paying out.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  Also, just the idea like, if you don't have anything, hearing someone's house that they own burned down, didn't the knee jerk reaction is to not have empathy for that because you're like, I don't even have a house to burn down.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  Like you're immediately putting us in this position of have have nots. Nobody's talking about like all the landscapers that no longer have work because their entire neighborhood and area that they landscape is melted, right? There's a lot of people who are fucked because of this. I think the best like portrayal of is just like, what did you lose in the house? People can relate to that.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  You know, I lost all the pictures of my daughter. I lost all the pictures of my family. I lost these family heirlooms. Like I would be sad if I lost those things. But when you talk about $40 million Malibu house, also don't even talk about the Malibu house. Don't even bring that shit up. Whether that exists or doesn't exist, nobody want to hear about it.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Cause nobody lives only in Malibu. That's your second, third, fourth house. It's $50 million. Nobody gives a fuck right now. Just point that shit at Altadena. Point that shit at those families. Where are they staying? Are they in motels? Do they have clothes? Like, what do the kids do? The kids go to school? That's the only way to get it.

• 13:54Speaker 03

  Yeah. We're also so desensitized, like just in general, like you just see wars everywhere. And then you see someone lost a house and you're like, well, it's not as bad as the thing I saw two weeks ago.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  It's crazy because you don't hear about the like, it's death toll also.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  When you hear 25 people died, you're like, first of all, it's tragic. Obviously 25 people died, but. That's like half a school shooting.

• 14:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're desensitized to 25.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, like it's crazy like so to us when you hear all this damage. It's almost like.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  If you resent the people who have and the this like super wealthy. Class of people, if you resent them, it's almost like the perfect tragedy because you're like, wait a minute. So all the billionaires houses got burned down and few people died. Thank you. Amazing. Great. This tapped into that resentment that I had and made me feel good. Now you guys know the pain.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:52Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know. I feel like there's a overwhelming support for. What's going on over there.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  I think there's an undercurrent of this, but I largely do feel a lot of that, but I do think there's an undercurrent of people that are easily written off.

• 15:05Speaker 06

  No, there's some comment sections that are crazy. Oh, and also, think about, there's also people that have lived there. An 80 year old is not going to take the time to rebuild and start over again versus or it's that first. Couple, this is their first dream house, their first, their kids' schools burned down.

• 15:21Mark Gagnon?

  This is tragic.

• 15:22Speaker 06

  So much like. Palisades as well was like a real enclave of like low like locals, like that was a dream neighborhood. That was actually pretty well balanced, of course, really rich homes, but it's tragic.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  I think LA is rallying behind it and there's a lot of support in LA. But I think outside of LA, especially if you're a person who doesn't really have much. And you're seeing like a celebrity post a GoFundMe for one of their friends. The knee jerk reaction is like, well, why don't you fund it?

• 15:52Speaker 02

  You know, you're a celebrity, you probably got hundreds of millions of dollars, which they don't.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:56Speaker 02

  But you think they do. So I, and I think I looked at some of these comment sections also like. Making it about Gaza is just like, bro, the comments like this is Gaza every day. It's like, nobody asked. We're talking about California right now. Talking about LA.

• 16:13Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, but I don't like the left right stuff going on either.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're saying like the politicization of the of the event.

• 16:21Mark Gagnon?

  That and also some people on a certain side are like, oh, you know what? We're gonna hold funding until they agree to a whole bunch of other stuff. And I'm like, yo, when something this tragic happens, like you just throw the money at it and let's just get everybody in a good place before you try to bring politics into this bullshit.

• 16:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I'm not against bringing politics in.

• 16:42Mark Gagnon?

  Why?

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Because politicians make decisions that they have to be accountable for. But I'm supportive of being critical of politicians on both sides. So if these politicians are withholding funding simply to leverage the tragedy, let's be critical of that. If these politicians over here withheld funding to the fire department, withheld funding to the things that clear the brush and withheld some or had some policy that affected the amount of water that could be in their reservoirs, hold them accountable for that. Right? I think that political decisions have influenced this event. So I think we gotta hold those people accountable.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  And please believe, when politicians make decisions that benefit the city or the state or the country, they love to take that credit. This is my economy, even Barack, the best. It was my economy that he inherited, like.

• 17:40Mark Gagnon?

  I guess it's just no right time to talk about those things. But it's just like when you in the middle of the tragedy, like, let's just focus on helping the people.

• 17:51Speaker 04

  Your anger needs an explanation. How the fuck did this happen? Now, apparently, like you guys said, it's a lot of confluence of events that's crazy. Hurricane level winds with the fire, with the dry, the drought, blah, blah, blah. But at some point, you also gotta look at how the fuck there it can't be perfectly planned. The city, all the money was spent correctly, et cetera, et cetera. And then everything happened. And then we do feel like politicians don't really take accountability. It doesn't feel like Gavin Newsom is saying, you know what? I take responsibility for what I've done, blah, blah, blah. Seems like they're just like, let me make sure I get reelected again. Let me make sure I look okay out of this. And then you look at that and you get grossed out because you're angry looking at this. You feel bad for those people. There's a perfect outlet. There's a human being who fucks something up and isn't taking accountability. Fuck that guy.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  I also think that it's an outlet for their frustration that preceded this. So it's like, if you have frustration about homelessness, if you have frustration about legislation, if you have frustration about this city, the crime rates in the city, you had all this frustration about LA. But at the same time, it's 75 every single day. You got a job, you're still getting paid, you got a nice house. You're like, alright, let me not, you know, cry about this right now. Then this happens and it looks like there's ineptitude on behalf of the government and you're like, alright, you know what? Fuck you. You guys all gotta get out of here. So I think it's, it's not the straw that broke the camel's back. There's a lot of fucking straw right here, but it is indicative of a greater problem.

• 19:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  And I think it's a frustration with government in general.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  Gotcha.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  And like progressive leadership.

• 19:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. People were mad at the mayor that she was in Ghana.

• 19:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  You see that?

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. I think she left before the fires.

• 19:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:23Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. Like she was there already.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Which just what a fucking stressful.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  I guess you knew it was gonna be a fire.

• 19:32Speaker 04

  Crazy though is when they're interviewing her after she, it's right after she gets off the plane, but she just says nothing and then leaves. The fucking, the dead silence was crazy.

• 19:41Speaker 06

  You're mayor. Why are you going?

• 19:42Speaker 04

  If you're.

• 19:43Speaker 06

  She's also promised not to do these international trips before.

• 19:46Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, really?

• 19:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 04

  That's a problem.

• 19:48Speaker 02

  She can't take vacations?

• 19:49Speaker 06

  It's not vacation. She was at the inauguration of the new president of Ghana, like.

• 19:53Speaker 02

  Why does she need to be in Ghana?

• 19:55Speaker 06

  Before she was on some committee that would send leaders out there. I'm like, you're the mayor now. You have one job.

• 20:00Speaker 04

  Alright guys, also we got some dates. First of all, I apologize to everybody in Tampa. We had to reschedule. The new dates are April 10th through 13th. By the way, I know some of you guys bought tickets not from the website and they're giving you a hard time with refunds. I'm sorry guys, I do, I'm trying to figure out what to do. I don't know what I can. But from now on, please buy your tickets directly from the website link on my website. But in the meantime, I got shows coming up. January 23rd through 25th, we sold out all the shows in Sacramento. We had an eighth and ninth show on Sunday. So we're doing nine shows now, guys. We're fucking killing it. January 26th, January 31st through February 1st, we're gonna be in West Des Moines, Iowa. Again, I cannot believe this is West Des Moines. February 21st and 22nd, I'm gonna be in Brea.

• 20:43Speaker 04

  Those tickets are selling out, so hurry up and buy those. February 27th through March 1st, I'm gonna be at Zany's in Nashville. All those dates and a bunch more getting added to my website, akashsing.com. Omaha, Columbus, we're coming through. I'm gonna see you guys. Denver, I'm coming back through 420, doing another high show. But guys, buyer tickets are selling the fuck out. Akashsing.com. Love y'all. See y'all soon.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  Are there any Ghanaians in LA? I thought it was a big Ghanaian.

• 21:08Mark Gagnon?

  If there was no fire, no one would be saying shit. Come on. It's not that big of a deal. Let her take a trip or two.

• 21:13Speaker 04

  Not saying a fucking word when you get off the plane is insanity. I don't care.

• 21:18Mark Gagnon?

  What are you talking about?

• 21:19Speaker 02

  If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle. There's a lot of ifs here, but the reality is she went on a trip internationally that she didn't have to go on. It was indulgent and it coincided with the worst tragedy in Los Angeles in history and you know.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, what is LA's relationship with Ghana? Like, why do they need like good?

• 21:40Speaker 04

  She wanna go to Ghana.

• 21:41Speaker 02

  She wanna go to Ghana, yo. She want the government to pay for it. Simple as that.

• 21:45Mark Gagnon?

  It's the place to go.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  There's no fire in Ghana. There's no wind in Ghana.

• 21:51Speaker 06

  And the wind warnings were issued before she left on the trip.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  Listen, they're gonna try to find people accountable. None of these people like wanted this to happen. None of these people made the wind happen, but there might have been decisions that made the situation worse. And you can hold them accountable for that shit. And I don't think that's politicizing it.

• 22:08Speaker 04

  No. No, withholding the funding is annoying.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  And that is politicizing and that's hurting people's lives. So you're actively hurting their lives if that is happening. They should be criticized for that too.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  People did this to Ted Cruz when he left to go to Cancun.

• 22:21Speaker 04

  I hate him. Still, to this day, fuck him.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  But have you ever had to cancel a family vacation? And you know how stressful that is? Like, think about also his perspective, like having to tell your wife and kids. Like, hey, we're not going to Cancun.

• 22:33Speaker 04

  No, no, it wasn't a planned family vacation, dude. He escaped Texas because governmental failure from Texan politics that are like, hey, we don't want to share the energy grid with the rest of the country because we are our own country. So we just have our own energy grid. And then the whole fucking power shut down throughout the state. Since he had no power, he's like, well, I'm out. I'm leaving the dogs. I'm going to Cancun on the only flight out of here.

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 22:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's why fuck Ted Cruz forever. And you're a Republican bitch for that, and I don't care. Like, this is a very easy thing to do. I don't understand how we can't both just do it.

• 23:05Speaker 03

  Why is he politicizing this, bro?

• 23:08Speaker 04

  Right there. When you're from Texas, it's right there. Quick flight, boom.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  I get it.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  In and out.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  There wasn't like a mayor of Cancun getting inaugurated or something? It might have been political. He might have been going to see Bad Bunny or do something. I don't know.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  Nah, fuck that guy. And then fuck you. Fuck you standing on a fucking tarmac having nothing to say when your city's on fire. It's your city, literally.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  What if she just sprinted? What if she just got off the plane just full sprint? And then it'd be fun.

• 23:29Speaker 04

  She better be running like a fucking grenade. She better pick up the speed.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  Then it'd be fun. I don't even understand. Like, they interviewed her and she was just like...

• 23:36Speaker 04

  Dude, dead silent, looking down. It was crazy.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  What did she want to say? What did she supposed to say?

• 23:41Mark Gagnon?

  Like, let her have her prepared answers.

• 23:43Speaker 04

  You had a whole fucking international flight to prepare answers. My flight!

• 23:49Mark Gagnon?

  That's too much.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, you just made him sick again. What the fuck, bro?

• 23:55Speaker 02

  So what ends up happening?

• 23:56Speaker 03

  Well, did you see the reservoir wasn't filled up?

• 23:59Speaker 02

  I heard somebody press in knew something about that.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  The woman, the mom?

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  I mean, that's the funniest lady in the world. That woman runs the PTA. Like, like it's the Marines, bro. Did you see her? She goes, Governor Newsom, you need to call the president. Where's Biden? And she's like, he's like, I'm gonna call him.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  I have no cell service.

• 24:17Speaker 03

  And he goes, she goes, put me on the phone with the president.

• 24:20Speaker 02

  I love it. I love it. Get your shit.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Imagine you're watching your mom on TV like, no. She's trying to talk to the president.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  She needs me mayor. That's what you need. That's mayor energy right there. That gets you doing it.

• 24:31Speaker 03

  Bro, she's demanding it's hard to the president of the United States.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  That Mayor Karen is way better than this Mayor Karen.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  Can y'all explain to me this? Smelt thing, the fish? No, oh, yeah.

• 24:40Mark Gagnon?

  Or the jet fuel, it can't melt them. So people think it's controlled demolition.

• 24:47Mark Gagnon?

  Is that, what are you, is that what you're talking about?

• 24:48Speaker 02

  I just fucking hate them. Like, apparently there's no water because they're trying to protect the smelt. Goddamn dude.

• 24:54Mark Gagnon?

  What?

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Shower.

• 24:56Mark Gagnon?

  I'm deodorant. No, smell me, smell me, smell me.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  I can't even laugh on you, Lyle. I'll laugh on you because you smell so horrible.

• 25:06Mark Gagnon?

  No.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  How bad did he smell?

• 25:08Mark Gagnon?

  You're sick, bro, don't even touch me.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, my smell's effective. But it goes through that. Yeah, crazy.

• 25:13Mark Gagnon?

  It smells, smells.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  I can't smell. Nah, nah, nah. I put on deodorant before specifically, bro, come on. Nah, you've been wearing that color palette for a month. I just thought it was similar types of clothing, but it's the same thing from yesterday.

• 25:27Mark Gagnon?

  It was white when I bought it.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Oh, God. Alright, alright, alright, so, wait, what were we just saying? I smelt the passage reservoir. Explain this fish shit, like, everybody's like, we could have, I think it was Trump and Rogan, who maybe started this conversation, but basically they could have taken water from, I don't know if it's Northern California or even Canada.

• 25:47Speaker 06

  I think it's from up there to protect, it's a threatened fish, and instead of diverting it to reservoirs.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  They diverted it to the ocean instead of bringing it to the reservoirs in an effort to protect the fish. Right.

• 26:02Mark Gagnon?

  I heard it wouldn't have made a difference.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  That's what I'm trying to get to, it feels so easy.

• 26:06Speaker 06

  The big thing was an empty.

• 26:08Speaker 02

  But what kind of fish is it?

• 26:09Speaker 06

  Little, it's a little.

• 26:10Mark Gagnon?

  It's a little.

• 26:11Speaker 06

  It's like a middle.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 26:12Mark Gagnon?

  It is, but it's like, it just dictates the healthiness of your ocean if that particular fish is around.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 26:21Mark Gagnon?

  It's one of the indicators that you're having like a healthy environment, shit, some bullshit.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  Oh, the Delta smelt.

• 26:27Mark Gagnon?

  Trump is also, you know. He's having fun right now. Trump is really having fun.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Talk to me, talk to me.

• 26:33Mark Gagnon?

  He's just saying whatever the fuck he wants to say, like all, even the shit last week, the Gulf of America.

• 26:39Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 26:40Speaker 04

  Oh dog, him and Barack, when we had that progressivism is dead conversation, it was based on me seeing him and Barack chopping it up at the funeral.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  It was also very funny and I was like, oh, it's, we're all done with all this progressive shit.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:53Speaker 04

  Trump is about to dominate.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Dems about to be popping. No, I think the Dems are gonna come back strong.

• 26:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  They just need somebody that's engaging and the problem is all these people that are, exist within the system right now are kind of indoctrinated by the Dem policy and the Dem rhetoric. So I don't think it's gonna be one of these people that we're seeing, or that we've seen for the last like eight years at least.

• 27:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  I think it's gotta be a new voice that pops up that's a rejection of that, but isn't all the way right.

• 27:21Mark Gagnon?

  Yo, what's crazy, I took a sniff of him and he just cleared my fucking sinuses.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Got you, bro. Mark's vapor rub, bro. That's what I do. I got you.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  You good, you got it?

• 27:30Mark Gagnon?

  That's crazy. Yo, you need to bottle that up. Sell that shit at CBS, bro.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  You saw Trump release the official audio of what the conversation was?

• 27:41Mark Gagnon?

  This guy, he don't give a fuck. It's crazy.

• 27:45Speaker 07

  Barack, very nice to see you. Congratulations. So how you doing? A lot better than. Hell, I bet. Hell, you'd win. Oh, really? Well, come on. You know what I realized? Hillary still hates me. She still hates me. I know. She'll never forget.

• 28:07Mark Gagnon?

  Damn.

• 28:08Speaker 03

  He's just shit tossing.

• 28:18Mark Gagnon?

  Watch this move. So she's supposed to go first, but she didn't wanna be right in front of Trump, so she makes her husband go around.

• 28:25Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 28:31Speaker 03

  He's just eyeing her down, bro.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 28:37Speaker 07

  Did you see that?

• 28:39Speaker 07

  She won't even look at. Really? I was told some of her people, apparently they said she fell off the wagon. I think she actually may have.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  I mean, just all time.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Just shitposting.

• 28:54Mark Gagnon?

  He don't give a fuck.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Isn't refreshing?

• 28:57Speaker 04

  It's fun, dude.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  It is refreshing.

• 28:59Speaker 04

  It's fun.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  Too much giving a fuck. We need to have a nice few years without giving a fuck for us to go, hey, maybe we should give a fuck a little bit. Do you know what I mean?

• 29:08Mark Gagnon?

  I hope you're right.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  You just need a few years. You need a few years.

• 29:12Speaker 04

  But what was actually bad about this? Except for she fell off the wagon.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  Was she sober?

• 29:18Speaker 04

  I don't think so. I think that was like one of the rumors, you know, they just start throwing shit out there. Trump has demented, Kamala's an alcoholic, Kamala's on coke, they're just doing all these things. So I think that's a reference to that, but that's outside of that, everything else is just funny.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  I mean, other than the fact that it's not real.

• 29:37Speaker 04

  Who cares?

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Nah, it's fire.

• 29:40Speaker 04

  It's funny. We should get funny, don't we? Ain't that the ethos of this podcast, cunts? Y'all forgot?

• 29:46Speaker 04

  Fucking podcaster you are.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  It's the best.

• 29:49Mark Gagnon?

  It is the best. I hope, I hope it's good.

• 29:51Speaker 03

  I mean, did you see, did you see old, old Bush tapping up his boy?

• 29:55Speaker 04

  Oh, that was sick, dude.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  This one right here, this is the funniest thing.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  What do you mean?

• 29:59Speaker 03

  Just frat star, like W, just walking in, seeing his, his homie.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Barack?

• 30:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, right here. Yo, what's up, player?

• 30:06Speaker 02

  Ay!

• 30:09Speaker 03

  Like, that's how he greets the other president.

• 30:11Mark Gagnon?

  That's fire. I didn't see that one.

• 30:13Speaker 03

  Guys that-

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Oh, hop off his dick. That's fire. The little cat to the tummy, the ditty on Justin Bieber check. That's fire. Yo, hop off his dick.

• 30:25Mark Gagnon?

  Son, that's fire.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  You're gonna be saying the same shit about Trump 10 years from now.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was actually.

• 30:30Mark Gagnon?

  I mean, if he did it with some swag, that was a little swag with him.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  He's like, yo, what's up, my nigga?

• 30:38Speaker 03

  That's exactly what it was.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  He said it.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  Like, they had just been hanging out.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  He did.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  Like, yapping up.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Cause like, him and fucking, uh, the wife, they hang out all the time.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  That would be the best part about being president.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  What, buying TikTok?

• 30:50Speaker 03

  Nope. After being president and just hanging with the other presidents, being like, that shit was fucking.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  Wasn't it wild?

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Like, that would be the most fun part.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  We gotta learn something. I kinda think that they don't really learn that much. I don't think there's that much new information they have that we don't. Because Trump. What? I mean, necessarily. Cause Trump would've said it.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  I don't think he's capable of keeping his mouth shut.

• 31:13Speaker 04

  I think if it's gun to your head, which it literally probably is.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. They already tried that on him.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  They tried gun to his head.

• 31:21Speaker 04

  I think Secret Service is like, we will get you. We're here 24 hours a day.

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:25Speaker 04

  You leak some of this shit, we will get you.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  I mean, I understand your point. I'd like to validate it. So you feel fulfilled.

• 31:33Speaker 04

  Thank you. You're such a good partner.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Now I'm gonna give you an example of why I think you're completely wrong.

• 31:37Speaker 04

  No, that's not fair. You can't do that. Then you're gaslighting.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Damn, bro. I be practicing horrible communication three times a week. They're not coming to do podcasts. That's literally all we do is disagree and give examples and metaphors. Wow. Anyway, uh, is that why there's no female podcasts?

• 31:53Speaker 04

  Is that why there's no female podcast?

• 31:56Speaker 02

  There's really none.

• 31:57Speaker 04

  That's so funny.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  How many female? Well, who is? It's Call Her Daddy.

• 32:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  Canceled.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  What's canceled?

• 32:02Speaker 04

  The, um, what's their, what's their names?

• 32:05Speaker 03

  You're so gay for knowing this shit.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know this.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  There's only True Crime. True Crime is the only female podcast.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  Horrible Decisions.

• 32:14Speaker 02

  Horrible Decisions.

• 32:15Speaker 04

  You're so gay for knowing that, dude. But they're gay. They're gay. So it's half guy.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is half.

• 32:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's true.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  It's, I don't even consider that fully female.

• 32:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. There's too much alpha going on in there.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, literally.

• 32:28Speaker 04

  Brianna Chicken Fried had a pod?

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Had to shut it down. Second she started disagreeing with her friend, they're like, oh, we can't possibly have a podcast over there. I'm like, that's when it gets hot. I just don't, there's no female podcasts for this reason. This type of conversation just doesn't exist. Girls gotta eat.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  Giggly Squad, that's one.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  Giggly Squad.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  Giggly Squad.

• 32:48Speaker 04

  Hannah Barber shouts.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:49Mark Gagnon?

  Yo, I like, I like.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Mel Robbins, the number three podcast in the world.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  Guys, I was making more of like a loose comment.

• 32:57Speaker 02

  But notice how you guys are disagreeing and giving examples and is creating a really fun moment for the pop. This is what we have to get women to understand.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  We need to validate you.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, can you validate me? What does that even feel like?

• 33:10Speaker 03

  The president knows as much as us. There you go. I agree.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  Fuck you.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  You fucking, I can't believe you said that with your fucking smelling arms.

• 33:22Speaker 03

  I'm agreeing with you. Just stop calling me that.

• 33:26Speaker 02

  You smell bitch, fella, fucking.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  Go ban some smell.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  You disgust me.

• 33:34Speaker 03

  The Delta smell.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  You disgust me.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  Had enough.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  Yes, the president doesn't know this, all the stuff.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  I'm being dead serious right now. I think he knows like, I think they tell him like, if you're allowed to park there during the day. Like, I think he got an app that's like, yo, they'll give you a ticket. Where like the rest of us, we gotta read the sign. I think that's the extent of the information that he has over us at this point right now.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  And even that's getting mitigated. Have you seen that AI app? You just take a picture of a sign, it tells you if you can park there? That's how lazy we've gotten.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  What?

• 34:10Speaker 02

  There's no way.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  There's an app, like, if people don't want to read a sign, so they just take a picture of it and then the app's like, no, you can't park.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  What do you mean, don't want to? We read it. But it's incredibly convoluted.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  It's so confusing. It'll say, no parking Tuesday, Saturday, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. and then right below it, no parking anytime. And you're like, well, what the fuck does that mean? Why'd you even have the top sign?

• 34:29Speaker 03

  That is a good point. That is a good point.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  You feel validated when he says that?

• 34:34Speaker 04

  I feel so good. I feel so good.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  This shit is so gay, right? Better when your boy frustrates, is frustrated, like tries to create an argument, it's not as good. That's like a way better form of communication. Don't you think?

• 34:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I agree.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  Alright, so yeah, I just don't think that he has that much more information. Do you really think that he knows the Epstein list outside of being there? Outside of being on the island like frequently and like experiencing what that under a.

• 35:06Speaker 04

  I'm not validating this one.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  I'm not validating this one. Yo, what? You don't think he was dabbling in a smelt?

• 35:14Speaker 03

  He got a Delta smelt, dog?

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was that, that underage pun.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  Come on now. Nah, I don't think he was fucking underage, bro. I don't think he was getting after that pun. You guys think he was? That smelt.

• 35:31Speaker 04

  That's a Delta smelt?

• 35:32Speaker 03

  That's a Delta smelt, bro. That's why LA's on fires, cuz of that.

• 35:35Speaker 04

  That shit is bait when you go fishing.

• 35:37Speaker 03

  Yeah. That's why I could.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  You can lose that.

• 35:40Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're right. That sucks.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Right? It sucks to do this.

• 35:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  Give me one thing you think he knows that we don't know. JFK assassination?

• 35:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  There's no way.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  There's no way.

• 35:56Speaker 04

  I believe he knows.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  He would tell everyone. The second he sat down with us, he was like, Iran did it. We didn't even ask him.

• 36:04Mark Gagnon?

  I think because we did it, he don't wanna point that out.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Wait, what? Say that again?

• 36:08Speaker 04

  We did it.

• 36:08Mark Gagnon?

  It could have been like.

• 36:09Speaker 04

  The government did it.

• 36:09Mark Gagnon?

  CIA.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Oh, so he was protecting them?

• 36:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, probably under threat.

• 36:15Speaker 02

  I think he'll talk after this round.

• 36:18Speaker 04

  Oh, that's also true. He needed, he needed a win.

• 36:19Mark Gagnon?

  He doesn't want his head to really go shot off.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  I agree with that, though. I don't know if they give him historical files.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Can you just not start the sentence with "I agree with"?

• 36:29Speaker 04

  Just say the sentence. A thought exercise.

• 36:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, don't tell me you agree. I don't feel comfortable when you do that.

• 36:34Speaker 04

  He sucks at that.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, I disagree with you. I don't think they tell him the historical files. I think they, I think they just tell him what's going on right now. They say, hey, Russia's trying to kill everybody.

• 36:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:43Speaker 03

  That's what you gotta know. And he goes, what about JFK? And they go, why are you bringing up bullshit?

• 36:46Speaker 02

  But what about Pearl Harbor? Did that even hap?

• 36:51Speaker 02

  Did that happen? Do you guys honestly think that happened? I think I've made this joke before.

• 36:56Speaker 04

  Okay, walk me through it?

• 36:58Speaker 02

  They were trying to land, right?

• 37:02Speaker 02

  Like they were trying to land the planes and that's they just had never done it successfully, right?

• 37:08Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  That wasn't an attack. It was tourism.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  Kamikazes is just like fucking Japan here trying to take.

• 37:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're just trying to land the planes.

• 37:17Mark Gagnon?

  That's funny.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  And they just haven't figured that out yet societally. They were running on shangled roofs for 2,000 years. Then you give them a plane, you gonna fucking land it? They can't even say Wright Brothers.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  That was respectful. Hey, thanks.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  You did it in the most respectful way.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, thank you.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  Hey, do you have good color in your cheeks? I feel like you look good.

• 37:40Speaker 04

  Hey, thanks, man.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  You're welcome.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  This is the best you've looked in years.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  For real? No, for real, you do look great.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  Oh, thanks, man.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:47Speaker 04

  I need to be sick more often.

• 37:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:49Speaker 04

  Now get ready.

• 37:49Speaker 03

  Not coughing into your hands, that genuinely bugs me. If I see someone sneeze in their hands.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  You need to shut up about hygiene right now.

• 37:55Speaker 03

  That is a real thing.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  That's real.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  You got some fucking nerve.

• 37:58Speaker 03

  No, I'm not contagious, because if I smell.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  Tell him, Al.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  What the hell was that?

• 38:05Speaker 04

  That's Grandma Al right there. Grandma Al said, you got some fucking nerve, boy. Coming around my house. Telling me I can't cough in my hands. I've had these hands for 93 years. I cough in whatever hand I want.

• 38:18Speaker 02

  Right?

• 38:21Speaker 03

  That nerve is crazy, nerve.

• 38:24Mark Gagnon?

  Fucking old granny on you just, bye bye.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  I like Grandma Al, that's fire.

• 38:28Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, but you stink, nigga.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  No, I don't.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  I don't. I put on fucking Old Spice before this, bro, come on. Do my best, yes, I did.

• 38:38Mark Gagnon?

  Nah. That's cancerous, you wouldn't put that on. You put beef tallow on it, you put nature.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Do you not do it because of the, uh, someone told you it's cancerous?

• 38:46Speaker 03

  Well, I don't want the aluminum's right on my lymph nodes.

• 38:48Mark Gagnon?

  Exactly.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:49Mark Gagnon?

  He's that, he is so Williamsburg to the core.

• 38:52Speaker 03

  No, I use natural, I use nat. I use, I, I take like the essential oils and shit.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  I had to stop my wife from using that natural deodorant, because she smelled natural. See, I was like, yo, what is going on? She's like, there's a lot of hormones after pregnancy. I was like, right garden. You need male, you need males. Something's going on with your office. This is, this is.

• 39:16Mark Gagnon?

  Same thing happened at my house and I was like, nah, you need the aluminum.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  You need aluminum. You gotta get the fucking foil out and wrap that shit around her underarms. No. Yo, my wife would sleep like this and like with her head turned this way and be breathing that shit into my nose.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 39:37Speaker 03

  That's crazy. Natural woman till they go full natch and then you're like, whoa.

• 39:40Speaker 02

  Who wants a natural woman? What is this? What a fucking illusion.

• 39:43Speaker 03

  Bro, that's the thing. You see a girl with a BBL and fucking huge tits and everyone's like, oh, I want a natural.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  They haven't figured the BBLs out, but the rest of the shit they figured out.

• 39:50Mark Gagnon?

  They figured it out.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  Filler's good.

• 39:51Mark Gagnon?

  The baby BBLs.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  Show me a baby BBL that works. The thing is that the hips don't.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  I'm not Googling that. You got it fucking crazy.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  I'm not even getting close to my computer.

• 40:02Mark Gagnon?

  You know that shit's already in your system.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Type in baby and let's see the next three letters that come on afterwards.

• 40:10Mark Gagnon?

  It's gonna be good.

• 40:12Speaker 02

  You guys, what do you think?

• 40:13Speaker 03

  All right.

• 40:14Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, we do think that about you.

• 40:15Speaker 03

  All right, ready, here we go. Baby.

• 40:19Mark Gagnon?

  Fuck we.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  Put baby BBL.

• 40:22Speaker 03

  I know.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Just put it. If somebody actually created a website for that, that's disgusting.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  BBL baby's a hip hop song by Cash Patek.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  I feel like that's the CIA director.

• 40:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what I thought too.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  No, it's a mini BBL. That's what they call them in the biz.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  I gotta pee. I mean, I can see how Al fucked that up.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  The issue, the issue if we're actually gonna discuss BBLs on this, you know, high bar podcast, what is it? High brow podcast, uh, is the hips.

• 40:53Speaker 02

  They can't get the hips right and then they try to.

• 40:57Mark Gagnon?

  That's nice.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  That's the same ass.

• 40:59Mark Gagnon?

  That's what the baby ones are. It's more about shaping. It's not trying to get it too crazy.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Okay, if you already got ass, you're not part of the discussion.

• 41:07Mark Gagnon?

  No, they added some ass. There's some ass that was added there, clearly. Oh, that's nice.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  I mean, that that one's good.

• 41:13Mark Gagnon?

  That's what I'm saying. The baby BBL is the.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  But that girl already got ass. I think what they can do is they can take girls that have ass and move it around so it looks better.

• 41:21Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  What I don't think they can do is take the girls who have no ass and then add an ass on it without the hips.

• 41:27Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, it does look funny.

• 41:29Speaker 02

  But why haven't they figured that out yet? Why is the ass so much more difficult than tits or jaw or nose or all these other things?

• 41:35Speaker 04

  I sometimes don't need the surgeon, bro. I think this girl's going, give me the fattest thing possible.

• 41:39Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 41:39Speaker 02

  Oh, so they it's their decisions.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  I think it's user error a little bit.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  Really?

• 41:43Mark Gagnon?

  Because when it first started, it was like, the bigger the better. Now it was starting to look a little ridiculous. Now they're just perfecting this now. And not enough people get it.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  Call me crazy right now.

• 41:53Mark Gagnon?

  Crazy.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  Thank you. If you're a BBL surgeon, do you go, like if you're a tattoo artist, do you go, I refuse to do that because it reflects on me? This is what I think will work for you. If you don't want this, then you have to go to somebody else to protect your brand. Because if you see a botched BBL out there and someone's like, it's this doctor, nobody's going back to that doctor.

• 42:20Mark Gagnon?

  That's true, but I don't think they turned away any.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  Any business.

• 42:23Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. The nature of that game is you get one thing, you just keep coming back.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  It is crazy to think like doctors are in the sales business.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Right?

• 42:32Speaker 04

  Yeah. Like surgery, you don't need all that shit.

• 42:34Speaker 02

  Explain that a little bit more to me. I'm trying to think if there's something unethical about this.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  It is. I remember I broke my finger in college.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  I know you're not gonna make this about your finger.

• 42:43Speaker 04

  Are you talking surgery? Only plastic surgery?

• 42:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what'd they say? How'd you break it?

• 42:49Speaker 04

  They said I.

• 42:51Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 42:53Mark Gagnon?

  His own ass.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  Son, it's way more complicated than a little chicken or a death repeat.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  No, no, no, break it down, break it down, break it down. So, oh, you were saying he was upcharging you for a surgery?

• 43:03Speaker 04

  Well, no, then I, so I broke, they put a little, the cast on or whatever, then they send me to a, like a plastic surgeon. And the plastic surgeon's like, yeah, you need surgery, it's gonna be $4,000. And I'm like, alright, I guess. And then my mom's like, no, fuck that. We go get a second opinion from my uncle's friend, who's like a hand bone specialist. And he's like, surgery's not gonna fix anything. You're still gonna, it's still gonna look fucked up afterward. You're just gonna go through pain and money you don't need to go through. Just leave a sling on it and that's it, or like leave the cast on and that's it.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  How is that not considered medical malpractice?

• 43:30Speaker 04

  That's insane.

• 43:31Speaker 02

  They tried to tell my mom that she had to get her thyroid taken out.

• 43:34Speaker 04

  That's fucking crazy.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  And they're like, yeah, you probably won't be able to have kids after that. And she was like, what?

• 43:38Speaker 04

  They tried to tell my mom she needed a hysterectomy when she was like 35.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 43:42Speaker 04

  It's crazy. Just remove the whole ovaries.

• 43:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:45Speaker 04

  The whole uterus. It's not trans.

• 43:47Speaker 02

  They want to make your mom trans? Is that why it's a hysterectomy? Wait, wait, wait.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. The whole uterus, take out the whole uterus.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  What'd you do in there?

• 43:57Speaker 04

  I don't know. I must have fucked it up, to be honest. I did damage. Or my dad did.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Fat ass kid.

• 44:06Speaker 02

  No, for real, they, and then she said no?

• 44:08Speaker 04

  No, she was just like, I'm not, no, I'm not doing that. Like, that seems way too extreme. And then she ended up being fine.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 44:14Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 44:14Speaker 02

  I feel like that should be medical malpractice.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  It absolutely should be.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  And they're doing it just because they could charge the insurance company or whatever, they could get paid off of it.

• 44:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, they get paid crazy money, and that's it.

• 44:22Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 44:23Speaker 04

  And then you're just taking out a woman's uterus.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  And there's gotta be some doctors that have done like 20 or 30 of these cases, and the women are probably complaining about it, or dudes are complaining about it now, and nobody's talking about it.

• 44:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  That's some scumbag shit right there.

• 44:34Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, that's the whole back surgery thing with Mangione. What happened with him? It was like, apparently in the, there's like a back surgery racket that's going on.

• 44:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  Where like, the saying is like, the first back surgery is unnecessary, but the second one is necessary.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  And why is that? It's fixed what the first one did.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. And that like, they're over prescribing medical intervention on backs. So now you're doing, you're in this back surgery loop, where you're just constantly, I heard that about hips too.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Makes sense.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  Like, um...

• 45:00Speaker 02

  I think they've they've found some version of correcting this, but essentially like you want to push off hip surgery as far as you can because it needs to be resurfaced, I think it's called, like every 10 years. So they were just chopping off your hip and then putting like a fake one in place now. And I think that they have like a better version of it. But yeah, what is the balance of that? Like if you're

• 45:21Speaker 06

  Dentistry, they always rush into pull a tooth.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  First time I went to the dentist in LA, they said I had 10 fillings. And I was like, I'm freaking out again. My mom was like, go get a second opinion. Guy goes, he goes, you have two, two cavities we need to fill. Yeah.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  You got to start in your family. I feel like you know so many doctors.

• 45:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:39Speaker 03

  Stop going outsource.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucked that up.

• 45:42Speaker 03

  Keep it in networks.

• 45:43Speaker 04

  This is all when I was in college or right out of college. Ever since then, I don't, yeah. Only brown doctors. I don't trust anybody else. And I gotta know you.

• 45:50Speaker 02

  You trust the brown doctors.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 45:52Speaker 04

  Shouts Omar. Omar is great.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, shouts Omar.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  Shouts.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:55Speaker 04

  But that's it. Keep it in the family.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  See, this is what happens.

• 45:58Speaker 06

  My doctor's brown. And oh, well, yeah, I guess we're both sick, so we can do that. He knows you. He was like, do you work with alcohol? She's like,

• 46:07Speaker 02

  How do you say it?

• 46:09Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, I tried to do.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  Oh, actually, cool, cool announcements in the world of the greatest sport that's ever existed. And the only people that would disagree with it are the people that have not played it yet. And that is paddle. The Reserve Cup down in Miami, Reserve is this amazing paddle facility, but it's also a company that's like really being like the ambassadors of paddle.

• 46:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:33Speaker 02

  And they're they're put on this thing called the Reserve Cup in Miami. And I'm going to go down next week, like Wednesday through Saturday. So I'm gonna go down there. I'm gonna get to be a captain of one of the teams.

• 46:46Speaker 04

  That's sick.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  Me and Derek Jeter.

• 46:47Speaker 04

  That's so fucking sick. That's so fucking sick.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  And I gotta, I gotta tell Derek, I gotta say, listen, winner gets a gift basket.

• 46:57Speaker 02

  I think that's a very fair thing to pitch to him. I'm also trying to find a way to pitch that to him.

• 47:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  Without that being our first interaction. He's a happily married man, he's got a beautiful family, but I want a gift basket. Anyway, so, uh, so yeah, so that's gonna be happening out there. And if you want to see paddle at the highest level, if you're someone who like listens to the pod, you like paddle, I think what's cool about this setup is, so they have these teams, the players usually play with each other, obviously it's a two on two sport, but with this, we can choose the teams through a lottery. So we can, the teams could be different and could be teams that have never been.

• 47:34Speaker 04

  So it could be you and like a pro player?

• 47:36Speaker 02

  Well, there's gonna do like Pro-Am, there's gonna be a charity, we're gonna raise some money. And, um, you know, uh, we should give the money to the FIRE.

• 47:45Speaker 04

  Oh, that'd be sick.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  That would be the right thing to do. Yeah, I suggested a different charity because that was before LA was on FIRE.

• 47:52Speaker 04

  It was a charity?

• 47:52Speaker 02

  It was, but it was still a charity, but yeah, we should actually do this for FIRE.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  Can I ask you what charity and then we decide which one's more worthy of the money?

• 47:58Speaker 02

  I was, I was gonna say IVF, like fertility stuff.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:02Speaker 02

  But, uh, too bad for you guys, LA's burning.

• 48:07Speaker 02

  We gotta rebuild some billionaires' homes in Malibu, so. Anyway, but, um, but, uh, but yeah, so that's gonna be, uh, next week, uh, Wednesday, we're gonna do the draft and then Thursday, Friday, Saturday, they got the thing. So go down there and we need steak to be able to.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  Fuck yeah.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  Gamble on paddle, that's what. There's all these like, all these guys that got money to do these like side matches where they're like putting real money on games.

• 48:30Speaker 04

  Really?

• 48:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, my thing is like, I don't gamble in anything that I actually enjoy doing.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  Because it will make it too enjoyable. Do you know how like fantasy football makes you so excited about teams you don't even fucking care about? So I'm just like, I gotta stay away, but.

• 48:44Speaker 04

  Imagine you win a paddle game and like 10 grand?

• 48:46Speaker 02

  I don't want to even think about that, Mark. I'll quit everything. I'll tell my wife, I'll be like, I think I figured it out. The next 40 years of my life. Anyway, so the Reserve Cup down there, you can go get tickets. I'm sure they'll put some kind of link, but like, go check it out. It's a really awesome setup and they got it catered and it's beautiful. It's right there on the water. Go, go check it. I think you guys will really like it. And they are great ambassadors for paddle, like the guys who are involved really love the sport.

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:10Speaker 02

  Like, there's no money in the sport right now. It's literally people who are obsessed with it and they're putting their own money up to make these things successful. So go check it out. I think it's gonna be like the premier experience and I'll be there talking shit. So if you wanna, as a matter of fact, if you wanna get a game and get that ass kicked. I'll play you with my, a pro of my selection. Any two people out there in Miami, as long as I have a pro of my selection on my team.

• 49:33Speaker 04

  That's very fair.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  I feel like that's fair.

• 49:34Speaker 04

  Very fair.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  I might even put some money on it.

• 49:38Speaker 02

  Anyway, um, okay, so outside in, in sports that are not as interesting and not as obsessive.

• 49:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  There are some pretty.

• 49:43Speaker 04

  Must be much more niche sports.

• 49:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, let's talk about the niche.

• 49:45Speaker 04

  The NFL.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, what's that?

• 49:47Speaker 04

  The playoffs are happening right now.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  Oh, there's a playoffs. Okay, got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah. So tell us what's going on here.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  Do we have some interesting scenarios? Is, is Akash been an oracle?

• 49:56Speaker 04

  No, actually I was wrong about the Texans. I thought they, they kind of limped into the playoffs, but they beat the fuck out of. Who did they play? I forget who they played.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Chargers.

• 50:04Speaker 04

  The Chargers. They beat the shit out of them. Uh, and then the LA Rams played the Minnesota Vikings, who everybody thought was like the second best team in the conference.

• 50:13Speaker 02

  Didn't you say Vikings could make it all the way?

• 50:15Speaker 04

  That's what everybody had convinced me and I, I hadn't, I hadn't watched this fucking guy.

• 50:19Speaker 02

  Their fault.

• 50:21Speaker 02

  It's not your fault.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  I watched this guy, Sam Darnold. I watched him one game early in the season. He's like a, he was drafted very highly and then really struggled in the pros. And then the Vikings are winning with him as quarter, as quarterback. It's kind of like a one year option. Uh, but they keep winning and then I watched one game against the Colts and he doesn't look that good, but they win. So I'm like, whatever. I, that was middle of the year and then I keep hearing about him and they keep winning. So I'm like, maybe I just happened to watch a bad game. Maybe they're really fucking good. People are picking them to go to the Superbowl. I haven't been watching enough. I see him against Detroit, gets his ass beat. And then I see him this week, get his ass beat again. And I'm like, well, this guy was exactly who the fuck we all thought he was. You convinced us of something else. He's not that. Also, I think LA is playing for something now.

• 51:04Speaker 04

  They played LA and LA just throttled them. So LA is playing the Eagles and I am an Eagles hater. I would love for LA to win. I don't know how long they can sustain this emotional thing.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:15Speaker 04

  But I do think it's possible. They have a fucking cause that is unlike any other cause out there right now.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:22Speaker 04

  So I think LA is a dark horse that is pretty scary in that sense.

• 51:26Speaker 02

  Okay. You choose LA.

• 51:27Speaker 04

  So I would put, I would put LA to cover. I don't know what the spread is gonna be. I imagine it's gonna be fairly high.

• 51:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:32Speaker 04

  I put LA. I, I hope Detroit wins. They should win. They're the seemingly best team in the league probably. And then the AFC, the best game is gonna be the Ravens and the Bills. That's gonna be the best game of the whole playoffs, I think. Cause these are two really good teams. Both quarterbacks are really fucking good. They just can't beat Patrick Mahomes. And now they have this kind of reputation of being like playoff underachievers.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:54Speaker 04

  But in reality, they're just going up against Jordan.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:56Speaker 04

  But then them two going head to head to see who could theoretically play Mahomes.

• 52:00Speaker 02

  That's gonna be a fun game, yeah.

• 52:01Speaker 04

  It's gonna be such a fucking.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  Okay, so what do you got?

• 52:03Speaker 04

  So great games all around. I think I'm gonna go with the Bills. I, I actually think the Bills, I think this is their year, I think.

• 52:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:08Speaker 04

  To go to the Super Bowl and then I think the Chiefs will win. Um, the Texans look better than I thought, but I think the Chiefs will win.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:14Speaker 04

  So those, those are my picks. Also, the Cowboys coach basically just left. He just pieced out.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  He was, I thought he was fired.

• 52:20Speaker 04

  So his contract, so Jerry doesn't like paying any, like, he wouldn't fire the coach last year.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  He was saying that, yeah.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I believe that.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love AJ, yeah.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, so he just, his coach that should have been fired last year had a year left on the contract.

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  He's like, well, instead of firing him and paying him and then hiring another coach, he'll just let his contract run out and waste everybody's life for a year. And now his contract is up and they were trying to renegotiate and the coach, from what I'm hearing, the coach was like, I'm good.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  This is Chip Kelly.

• 52:44Speaker 04

  This is, uh, Mike, Mike McCarthy.

• 52:46Speaker 02

  Sorry, Mike McCarthy. Why am I thinking Chip Kelly?

• 52:48Speaker 04

  So now the, I don't know, he's the offensive coordinator of the, some college team that's good, Ohio State.

• 52:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:54Speaker 04

  But, uh, now the, the question is who are the Cowboys gonna get to be their coach?

• 52:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:00Speaker 04

  There's one option that excites me.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Deion.

• 53:03Speaker 04

  Deion.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  Deion, I'd be so fucking excited.

• 53:07Speaker 02

  I thought there was interest in the Raiders job because I think they just fired Antonio Pierce.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  So yeah, apparently Tom Brady's trying to get, who actually probably will be the best coach is Ben Johnson from the Lions. He's their offensive coordinator.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 53:17Speaker 04

  Apparently Tom Brady's trying to get him. You know, it's funny, you get an owner who cares and knows how to win. Things can change, but Ben Johnson's gonna want 15 to 17 million a year. I don't think Jerry's gonna pay that. Deion might not cost that much, but he has an eight million dollar buyout at Colorado. I don't know if the Cowboys owner's gonna wanna pay eight million dollars.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  In order for him to leave Colorado.

• 53:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I don't know if that happens, but if that happened, I'd be excited. It'd be so fun. It'd be the most fun.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  You know what's so, what's so crazy with, uh, sports, like the amount of money the players are making now? Eight million dollars is an absurd amount of money.

• 53:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:52Speaker 02

  But when you said it, my knee jerk reaction was like, oh, well, why wouldn't the Cowboys just buy out?

• 53:56Speaker 04

  Also, the Cowboys are worth the most valuable franchise on the fucking planet.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:00Speaker 04

  12 billion or whatever. So what's eight million? But he just don't spend. He's like Donald Sterling now. He just don't spend money.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  Got it. Okay.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  Unless it's a place in St. Bart's City wants to stay. But yeah.

• 54:11Speaker 02

  He's a great guy. He's a really great guy.

• 54:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. I feel the same way.

• 54:16Speaker 02

  He's so great when he doesn't own your team also.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  No, that I believe. That I would love.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  Phenomenal.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  That I would love.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 54:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah. If I was like a commanders fan or whatever, I'd fucking love this guy.

• 54:26Speaker 02

  There's nothing that makes you feel more comfortable that when a league rivals owner and Chiem is partying in St. Bart's before the season.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:35Speaker 02

  That that makes.

• 54:36Speaker 04

  As he has no head coach.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:38Speaker 02

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• 54:52Speaker 03

  Keep the aluminum off your lymph nodes. All right. Stop using all these chemicals. Do a coffee enema once or six times a day and you'll be fine. All right. Big medicine doesn't want you to know about the coffee enema. Okay. Detox your colon.

• 55:05Speaker 06

  What about you holding a laptop on your balls for the last four years?

• 55:07Speaker 03

  Not on my balls. I keep it intentionally off my sack and I also don't ride that low. I'm stayed pretty much perched the whole time. I am. It's true. I am a little Kiwi just. Just.

• 55:17Mark Gagnon?

  Is she doing it in a tub? Like where? I'm trying to understand.

• 55:22Speaker 03

  Shower, I think.

• 55:22Speaker 04

  The same shower.

• 55:24Mark Gagnon?

  So you're standing?

• 55:25Speaker 04

  Standing in the doo doo.

• 55:26Speaker 03

  I mean, I think it's a laying down thing.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  Oh goodness.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  I think it's laying, but I'm not sure.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  It's getting on her back, dog.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out.

• 55:34Speaker 04

  She's not a doggy. She's got legs up in here. Yeah, I know. But then the shit is, so where does the, where does the contents go?

• 55:39Speaker 06

  Well, you lay with it probably down towards the drain.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like cleaning out a Jeep. Like you gotta be on the hill and then kind of just let it all move out. I haven't asked. I haven't looked. I mean, we can look into it. I've been tagged in so many fucking Instagram posts.

• 55:53Speaker 06

  Can you show me what it looks like?

• 55:54Mark Gagnon?

  And then like when there's gonna be like chunks of poop that come out, does she gotta like smush it down?

• 56:00Speaker 03

  You gotta waffle stomp a little bit, probably.

• 56:02Speaker 04

  Oh my God, yo.

• 56:04Mark Gagnon?

  Come on, man. Check your mess.

• 56:07Speaker 06

  Why is it up to me?

• 56:09Speaker 03

  No.

• 56:09Speaker 06

  Why is it up to me?

• 56:10Speaker 02

  Make him a normal human being.

• 56:13Speaker 03

  I don't do it. I don't do it. I don't do it, bro. Okay, here we go.

• 56:18Speaker 06

  Andrew did a lot of work. He took him out of Florida. He did as much as he could.

• 56:22Mark Gagnon?

  We got him out.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Look, we're biohacking. Look, you prepare it.

• 56:26Speaker 06

  It's margarita.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  She got a French roast.

• 56:31Speaker 04

  This is great.

• 56:32Speaker 03

  You can pick the one you want, okay? Do the French press.

• 56:35Speaker 04

  Pour over?

• 56:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. And then you get this little tube here. I've heard of people doing everything. Your liver is on your right side, so to me, lung on the right side makes a lot more sense. Yes. You just kind of lay a little bit in like the fetal position. Yes. Your knees are tucked a little bit.

• 56:49Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, so she's side.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  Clearly, I'm not going to be showing this to you guys, so I hope this is enough of a visual for you. You're going to insert your lubricated tip. All right.

• 56:58Speaker 04

  That part seems fun.

• 57:00Speaker 03

  Come on, that night, you're gonna have to say that part.

• 57:01Mark Gagnon?

  I know she was lubing it up, too.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  Did your mom have issue with constipation?

• 57:05Speaker 03

  I've never asked. I don't know the nature.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  I mean, there must be something.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. I genuinely don't. It doesn't get discussed in the home.

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Has she ever tried just drinking coffee? Like, that's pretty effective.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  It works very well.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  If the issue is constipation.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  I mean, she does do that.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:20Speaker 03

  I think she's taking it both ways.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Just like your grandma.

• 57:29Speaker 03

  Runs in the family, bro.

• 57:31Speaker 02

  Frankly, it's Prince.

• 57:33Mark Gagnon?

  Wait, how'd you find out?

• 57:35Speaker 03

  I just saw a giant bag in the shower.

• 57:38Mark Gagnon?

  So you asked her about it?

• 57:39Speaker 03

  No, I asked one of my siblings. I was like, yo, what is that bag? And they're like, oh, coffee enema. And I said, all right, well, I guess we'll never talk about that. Talk about this podcast. I'll just keep that a family secret until a million people watch it. And here we are.

• 57:52Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, I love this shit.

• 57:53Speaker 02

  She makes sounds like, do you?

• 57:55Speaker 03

  No, why?

• 57:56Speaker 02

  Like, are you having breakfast?

• 57:57Speaker 03

  Why is she even part of it?

• 57:59Speaker 02

  She's not at the table.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Not at the table. Stop, stop. What the heck?

• 58:09Speaker 02

  I need to know what sound she makes, bro. That is important to me. With all due respect.

• 58:13Speaker 03

  Get your health back, bro. This is good for your health.

• 58:15Speaker 02

  I need to know a sound.

• 58:16Speaker 03

  There's no sound problem.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  Does she try to muffle it?

• 58:18Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 58:19Speaker 02

  Does she throw like the towel over her mouth and you just hear like?

• 58:21Speaker 03

  No, no one bites the pillow. It's not the whole thing.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  Not bite it, but like, does she try to, you know, you know, in like the Denzel movies where you throw the pillow over the mouth before you?

• 58:33Speaker 03

  Yes, I agree with you.

• 58:37Speaker 03

  Begrudgingly and unfortunately, mom, I agree with you fully.

• 58:40Speaker 02

  You've never tried one?

• 58:41Speaker 03

  I've never tried them.

• 58:42Speaker 04

  You should try one for the pod, dude.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  They can help relieve constipation. They can detox bacteria, parasites, and heavy metals. They can boost immunity and also there's no scientific evidence that the port. Anti-aging also, there's anti-aging. There's a whole bunch of benefits.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  Coffee enema, huh?

• 58:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:58Speaker 03

  I'm just saying, look into it. You guys' families are getting over prescribed by the medical industry.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  Different version of that. She just drinks scotch until she passes out. And that pretty much works. Drink scotch until you pass out and then fire off some gnarly email.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  What enema is that?

• 59:14Speaker 03

  That's a different purging. That's a different type of toxin release.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  Destroy your family dynamic?

• 59:20Speaker 03

  It's a different, everyone needs their own thing, okay?

• 59:22Speaker 04

  Got it. Okay, yeah, yeah.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  Get away from big medicine.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that is actually really effective. If you guys, have you ever tried that one? Like if your mom's struggling, just feed her scotch at four in the morning and then shake her email the first thing you wake up.

• 59:34Speaker 03

  That'd be actually kinda nice.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  And see who else has CC'd in it. That's, that's, that's. Oh, my wife, that's cool. She's definitely gotta hear these feelings.

• 59:42Speaker 03

  They should do that as a therapy. Everyone gets shitfaced and then they can really start talking.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  Right? Like, every therapy I've ever been in is fully sober.

• 59:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:50Speaker 03

  And they go, how do you feel? And I go, I feel nothing.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  To therapy?

• 59:53Speaker 03

  No, I should.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Oh, I always, I'm always.

• 59:56Speaker 03

  Okay, serious?

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I be making shit up, like. Pre-game. Yeah, I have a couple shots of repo and then let's purge this shit. Are you making shit up too? Yeah, my fucking grandfather touched me. And then three weeks later, they're like, yeah, my grandparents all died before I was born.

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was hammered. I was hammered, bro.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  You just gotta keep it interesting. Eventually you get through all your trauma and you're like, well, I don't want to let them down. They need this every week, you know?

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:00:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, what would they do?

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  What would they do, Akash?

• 1:00:29Speaker 04

  Continue to listen to you and make money.

• 1:00:31Speaker 02

  You think they do that? You think therapists do that at all? Think they're like trying to like, I can't fix them too quick.

• 1:00:36Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  Let's stretch this out a little bit.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  I mean, maybe. Those therapy sessions are mad short. I remember I went to one and they're like, alright, it's an hour-long sesh. And they go, well, technically it's 50 minutes. And then the first eight minutes is how you doing?

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  And the last five minutes is debrief. So you got 30 minutes to unpack your entire life trauma.

• 1:00:53Speaker 02

  Isn't it funny when the time is about to run out and they gotta like politely?

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  Start talking about some heavy shit, the two end of this, like you see them kind of clocking and you're like, oh, so that that must have been devastating.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  So I don't know if we have enough time to figure this out and you're like, I'm getting molested right now. I don't have another week to deal with this. They're magnificent at buttoning it up, huh?

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  We should talk to a therapist about that. What is? What is the, what is the gnarliest thing that you've had to button up because there wasn't enough time?

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Well, I think people also kind of do it on purpose. They see the clock's running out and they're like, alright, let me just dump some shit and then keep it moving.

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  And so they just get it all out and they're like, yeah, I talked about it. But then they don't actually work on it and then they keep it pushing.

• 1:01:35Mark Gagnon?

  Sounds like that's what you do.

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  Of course, you gotta just dump right at the end.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  Your therapist don't just remember the next week? They told me you got fucked in the ass by the end of session.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  How could they remember? That's the thing. How could they remember? Yeah, but like, it don't ever look like they got it Dewey decimated. You know, they got 15 different people who are retarded that they're talking to every single, there's no way that those stories don't kind of cross.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, that could happen.

• 1:02:01Speaker 02

  Have you ever had your therapist think that your story was someone else's?

• 1:02:04Speaker 04

  No, that would be crazy.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  And bring it up?

• 1:02:06Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  And then just go with it for two months and you never did that?

• 1:02:12Speaker 03

  So you tried to kill yourself? You're like, maybe?

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  Man, it was crazy.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  I was drunk. I don't even remember saying it.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  I had the toaster in the oven and everything, in the oven, in the back.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  That is double suicide, bro. Sylvia Plath with the toaster? That's crazy.

• 1:02:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, we gotta have, we gotta talk to a therapist, but I guess there's, oh, that was the question I wanted to ask. Is HIPAA, that rule where you basically can't share medical, what is it, medical procedures or medical? History.

• 1:02:36Speaker 04

  Information history, yeah.

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  Can you share the thing that has happened and just not the person?

• 1:02:42Speaker 04

  I have a patient, if you ever heard doctors, I have a patient who came in with, yeah.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:02:46Speaker 04

  You just can't say who it is.

• 1:02:48Speaker 02

  Got it, got it, got it. No, it can't be too specific, because then you would know, yeah.

• 1:02:53Speaker 02

  I have a patient with back pain that killed a guy. Yeah. As a CEO. We're gonna know. Wait a second, sounds familiar. But yeah, I also don't believe that. Anytime a doctor's like, oh, I have a patient, that's just like a comic being like, well, today. I'm like, oh, that's their... Today I was walking down, really? Really?

• 1:03:08Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know, behind closed doors, they're...

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  Took an over to this.

• 1:03:11Mark Gagnon?

  They're talking about patients, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. That shit would happen all the time.

• 1:03:16Speaker 02

  They're talking shit.

• 1:03:16Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, he talks shit about the patients by name, give them a nickname, you know, some shitty name was, fuck, I'm fucked up, right?

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  I'll be honest, when you took that breath right there, I didn't have any air left in the room. That was such a strong breath. I can't breathe. For a moment, there was nothing left in the room. I can't breathe. That shit pisses me off too, when I fart in bed, but my wife gets the first smell of it. Like, she don't leave me in here.

• 1:03:43Speaker 04

  How greedy, dude. Do you guys get, do you guys... Selfish.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Like, I want that first smell of it. I want the first bite, like, you know, when you get dessert, you're like, yo, let me at least get the first bite. I don't know. You never have a fart and you're like, oh, I'm ready, and then your wife is just like, and now you got the remnants, I got the crumbs. Bro, what?

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  I got sloppy seconds.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, like, I get pissed at her for that shit. She's like, why'd you fart? I'm like, why'd you take it all in? Let me take it all, there'll be nothing left for you. Can you hold your breath for two seconds? You heard it come out.

• 1:04:15Mark Gagnon?

  No, I get way more enjoyment of the guessing game, like, did I fart or didn't I fart? And then if she smelled it, then I farted.

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With me, there's no guessing.

• 1:04:24Mark Gagnon?

  He's like, ooh, she got some of that shit?

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  Oh, no, you know, when I fart, she thinks the neighbors are like moving furniture around. There's no question who farted. Bro, that never happens. Anytime someone farts in my house, I'm like, is this a coffee shop? It smells fucking like a wall.

• 1:04:41Speaker 03

  Fucking Starbucks.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Who drinks an espresso?

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  That smells amazing.

• 1:04:46Mark Gagnon?

  You're the most fucking curious person and you have not actually about this. This is crazy. You speak to fucking crazy people on the street every day.

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  You gotta ask your mom, yo, can we call your mom real quick and just ask her about the coffee enemas? Come on, y'all. This shit's engaged.

• 1:05:02Speaker 03

  That's too first, cause then she's gonna be like, oh, you're talking about me.

• 1:05:07Speaker 03

  Hopefully she never watches the fucking pod. Well, now she will.

• 1:05:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, come back to it.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  I honestly don't think it's that bad. I'm sure she believes in this. I don't think that she's embarrassed one bit about it. Your mom doesn't strike me as someone who does things regularly and is embarrassed by that.

• 1:05:21Speaker 04

  That's fair.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Right? Like, I mean, maybe. I mean, we can just see how it goes and then cut it from the pod if it's something you feel uncomfortable with or she feels uncomfortable.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  We'll just see, we'll just see.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:31Mark Gagnon?

  It's gonna be good.

• 1:05:33Speaker 02

  Cause maybe we should all be doing it. I mean, obviously.

• 1:05:36Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, she could.

• 1:05:38Speaker 03

  Hello, mom.

• 1:05:41Speaker 02

  Turn up, turn up volume. We don't have volume. And then put it by your mic.

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  I just had a question, okay? I'm here with some of my friends, right? And by no means do you have to.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  Hi, Mrs. Gagnon.

• 1:05:51Speaker 04

  Hi, Ms. Gagnon.

• 1:05:52Speaker 03

  Everyone says hi. You don't have to talk about this if you wouldn't like it.

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  If you feel uncomfortable, you don't have to say a singular thing, but Mark keeps talking about the coffee enemas and we need to know what the benefits of those are.

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  These guys don't believe in the benefits of coffee enemas. And I said, oh no, I think there are a lot of benefits. And I wanted to ask you, are there any benefits of coffee enemas if you're willing to talk about it? It increases glutathione, detoxes your liver. Detoxes your liver, increases glutathione. Good things. Glutathione being a master antioxidant was used, I think originally during World War II or after, yeah, I think before World War II for coffee for pain management. So people have been doing this for sixty, seventy years, maybe even longer. Yeah, it's not new. Not new at all.

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  Okay, so now, Mrs. Gagnon, it's Schultz.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  How do you create the time to do it without like everybody knowing that that's what's happening?

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Why do you have to hide it?

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  That's what, that's what I'm talking about. We knew you wouldn't be embarrassed about that.

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  I thought you'd be embarrassed to talk about it, mom.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  But do you go into the bathroom? Is it like, is it something you could do public? How is it done?

• 1:06:57Speaker 03

  You definitely don't do it publicly.

• 1:06:59Speaker 02

  You do in the privacy of your own bathroom. Like if you were gonna take a shower, you know? Okay, we once walked into the bathroom here and Mark had his legs in the air and we're like, what the hell is going on? And there was no enema. We were just like, why are you?

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  This is not a true story. That's, I would never do that.

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  You lie, you do lie, I know you lie.

• 1:07:22Mark Gagnon?

  She's like, I know you're lying. Mark shower?

• 1:07:27Speaker 03

  Alright, well, this has been helpful. Thank you so much.

• 1:07:30Speaker 04

  Bye, Miss Gagnon.

• 1:07:32Mark Gagnon?

  Thank you, Miss Gagnon.

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  Cold free coffee. Do you wanna try it? I can give you all tips. Yes.

• 1:07:36Mark Gagnon?

  We're all, we're gonna try it.

• 1:07:37Speaker 02

  We're gonna try it. We want the tip.

• 1:07:40Mark Gagnon?

  Thank you.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  See, I knew it was gonna be a normal rational discussion.

• 1:07:45Speaker 04

  She's very confident in herself.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. If Mark's mom does anything, she is 1,000% confident in it.

• 1:07:52Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  She's already processed the judgment and dealt with it and then she is out there in the world.

• 1:07:57Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, so she's...

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  Why is there anything to be ashamed of, guys?

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  There's nothing to be ashamed of. Plug Alex up.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  We gotta plug you up, dude. We have to try it. We have to try it.

• 1:08:12Mark Gagnon?

  As crazy as I might try that shit.

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  We're gonna try it.

• 1:08:15Mark Gagnon?

  I'm like, I'm already on the bidet, it's the same shit.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  How different is it?

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? How different really is it?

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  It's not different at all.

• 1:08:20Speaker 03

  Exactly. We all did it together.

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  Yes. I think we should all do it.

• 1:08:24Speaker 03

  Like a hookah, we get eight of them lined up. We just fucking let it rip, dude. Octopus. That'd be fire. See, we're gonna get so fucking healthy.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  We might need a hookah for the pod. That could be a nice little vibe.

• 1:08:36Mark Gagnon?

  Fire. I've been listening to Bad Bunny, that shit would be fire right now, bro.

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  That is a good idea. It's nice for vibe. Would that affect your asthma?

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  No, I'm not smoking, I'm good.

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  But just being around the smoke?

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  No, I'm good.

• 1:08:48Speaker 02

  You sure?

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

• 1:08:49Mark Gagnon?

  Why can't you smoke it?

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  He has asthma, can't breathe, his body isn't built to be a human.

• 1:08:53Mark Gagnon?

  You don't take it in, you just like... What's a shit with, like, with hookahs? That it may say you're not inhaling, but you're inhaling?

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  No, you're not inhaling.

• 1:09:02Speaker 03

  How?

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  You, uh...

• 1:09:04Mark Gagnon?

  Once it goes in your lungs, isn't that an inhale?

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  I mean, like, do you inhale gum?

• 1:09:10Mark Gagnon?

  What?

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  You just put it in your mouth. You don't.

• 1:09:12Mark Gagnon?

  No, you go, it goes down and then it goes back up.

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 1:09:14Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, you do.

• 1:09:16Speaker 02

  You don't have to do that.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:18Speaker 02

  It's a choice.

• 1:09:18Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, well, then all the people in the heights and every place that smokes hookah and clubs, they're inhaling it because in order to get that big cloud smoke, you have to.

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  I feel like you're explaining and justifying right now instead of just making me feel understood in what I'm suggesting.

• 1:09:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:33Mark Gagnon?

  Fuck this bitch shit.

• 1:09:37Speaker 03

  It's like a cigar. You don't inhale a cigar. You just put it in your mouth.

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  Al does. Al doesn't know how to not swallow.

• 1:09:44Speaker 02

  He just doesn't know how to not do it.

• 1:09:45Mark Gagnon?

  Cigars I can do, but no, when hookah you're supposed to.

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  No, you're not.

• 1:09:48Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, you are.

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  No, you're not.

• 1:09:49Mark Gagnon?

  I guarantee you're supposed to.

• 1:09:51Speaker 02

  I promise you're not.

• 1:09:52Mark Gagnon?

  You're smoking.

• 1:09:52Speaker 03

  You can do it both ways.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  You can do it both ways, but it's obviously worse for you.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  It's worse for you if you inhale it.

• 1:10:02Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  If you want the flavor, just take it in and blow it out.

• 1:10:06Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, but then you're not gonna get a big cloud.

• 1:10:08Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 1:10:08Mark Gagnon?

  The big cloud. The big cloud.

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  Nah, it is all about the big cloud. I don't even like doing it if there's wind around. You can't blow the O's.

• 1:10:17Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, you can't have fun with it. That's the fucking part of it.

• 1:10:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. I've never actually done a hookah. I've never been like, oh, let's all sit and do it.

• 1:10:23Speaker 02

  We did in Morocco. It's so fun.

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  But it's like, I feel like it wasn't like.

• 1:10:26Speaker 02

  Why don't you take back what you just said?

• 1:10:27Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, no, you just.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  Why don't you start? Your mom was right. You're gonna lie.

• 1:10:33Speaker 02

  She threw a dagger at Mark. I thought she was talking to me. Nah, she's talking to Mark.

• 1:10:40Speaker 03

  You're getting an email. She'll show it to you.

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  You do lie.

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  Why does she even have to bring that up?

• 1:10:47Speaker 02

  Yo, cuz she kept it a buck. She was like, they trying to set me up. Watch me double down on this shit right now.

• 1:10:52Speaker 03

  She'll do a hookah with us.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  What do you lie about here, Mark? What do we need? What is that?

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  Trying to think.

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  I feel like Mark is not a liar.

• 1:10:59Mark Gagnon?

  Nah.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  I feel like.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  She caught him in a couple.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  What is, to me, you're somebody who strikes me as someone who does not like to lie to the point where you actually have like, uh, uncomfortable conversations because you feel uncomfortable lying.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't like to, I don't like to lie, but like in my mind, I would create a reality that's not actually real.

• 1:11:21Speaker 02

  Can you give a?

• 1:11:22Speaker 03

  I've never smoked hookah.

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  You did say that out loud.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  Because in my mind, I'm like, I didn't like, sit down and be like, I'm gonna chief this hook. I like, hit it one time, I was like, this is weird. I never like, enjoyed it, I guess. That's probably more accurate to say.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  I didn't cheat on you.

• 1:11:39Speaker 02

  Cheating is enjoying.

• 1:11:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. I was reluctantly.

• 1:11:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:43Speaker 03

  Having sex with this model. I didn't want this. But yeah, I don't know, I don't, you don't get uncomfortable lying, you say a lie and you feel like, ugh. And then it just ruminates in your head forever, and then you're like, I should call my friends in high school and be like, hey, man, that actually wasn't true.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  No. But, the first half, yes.

• 1:12:05Speaker 02

  This is what I think, this is the discomfort with the lie. There's obviously like, the moral shit that starts chipping away at you a little bit, you're like, am I gonna get some bad karma for this, I'm doing something that's wrong. The other thing is, the anxiety and exhaustion of keeping the lie going.

• 1:12:21Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:22Speaker 02

  I think is worse than just admitting, ah, actually, I did, I did do that.

• 1:12:27Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like, that keeping the lie going is, look at how unrelatable this is to Al right now.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  I was trying to understand, like it was the coffee, I'm like, hold on, hold on, hold on. So you don't just maintain this lie for the rest of your life?

• 1:12:48Speaker 03

  Don't put that on. I was gonna follow up with like, what about white lies? Like, if somebody's like, uh, like, if somebody calls me, I'm like, oh, I'm busy right now, let me hit you back. But I'm not busy, I just don't wanna talk to that person.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:59Speaker 03

  What about those lies? Is that bad? Cause I do those all the time.

• 1:13:02Speaker 02

  Took me about six months to realize that's how Charlamagne gets off the phone when we first met.

• 1:13:05Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:06Speaker 02

  He's like, oh shit, let me call you right back. I'm like, all right, bet. And I'm just sitting there waiting for this call back. Well, I was like, can we go to dinner? I'm like, ah, I got this call, Charlamagne.

• 1:13:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I learned that from him.

• 1:13:15Speaker 03

  Like, I'll do that sometimes, and then I regret doing it almost every time. It's like, I'll just lie to keep the convo going, people be like, oh, have you seen this movie? And I'll be like, yeah. And then, like, they'll talk about it at length with me, and I'm like, faking the convo. And I'm like, and then I'll, an hour later, I'll call him, be like, by the way, I never saw that movie, I'm sorry, did I even said that? Like, I was just kinda, I thought you were gonna go somewhere else, and I just said yes, and then I regret it. And I wish I could've just been like, nah, I haven't seen it, tell me about it. And it would've made life so much easier, but instead, I was like, yeah, yeah, I've seen it, sure. Whatever makes this move faster.

• 1:13:44Mark Gagnon?

  Sitting like that.

• 1:13:47Mark Gagnon?

  Why are you doing?

• 1:13:47Speaker 02

  Tell me, tell me more about how not to make you do it.

• 1:13:49Mark Gagnon?

  I'm feeling uncomfortable.

• 1:13:50Speaker 02

  Tell me more.

• 1:13:51Mark Gagnon?

  You're like too interested.

• 1:13:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, he don't like being interested in what he has to say. He's not used to it.

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  I'm alive.

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• 1:15:01Speaker 02

  Doug doesn't lie. He doesn't like lying.

• 1:15:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  But you have that, this is where I think like a religious background is very helpful, because it's like this nudge in an ethical or moral direction. So like, I can see the concern you have about lying. Now, he'll go as close to lying as you possibly can. He'll like say a bunch of words that don't really mean anything, and he'll get the thing that he needs, but he doesn't lie to get it. He won't straight up say something that's not true. Is that a fair, accurate statement? Like, you won't be like, oh, this horrible disaster happened, I need this thing, please help me. Right? That's a little too far.

• 1:15:39Speaker 06

  You're right, you're right. I won't cross that.

• 1:15:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, but omission, I'll do that sometimes.

• 1:15:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, you just try to be as honest as you can, and then, you know.

• 1:15:46Speaker 03

  Shockingly works out. Like, like, I've, one time, this was like a year ago, but like, there was a spot, it was like super on, super far away, it was like a show I didn't want to do.

• 1:15:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:54Speaker 03

  And it was super late, and it was cold, and I was like, I don't feel like doing this. And the dude was like, hey, man, you're gonna be here in like an hour or something, and I was like... My bike broke. No, I can't say that. I was like, I got, I slipped. Nah, I was like thinking of all these justifications. I just hit him. I was like, hey, man, I'm just exhausted. I just can't. And he goes, yeah, no, it's totally fine.

• 1:16:12Speaker 02

  See?

• 1:16:13Speaker 03

  And it worked out.

• 1:16:13Speaker 02

  Great.

• 1:16:14Mark Gagnon?

  But isn't omission just as bad?

• 1:16:16Speaker 02

  This is where, this is where it gets into the discussion of maintaining the omission is almost as bad as maintaining a lie. So like, my wife goes, oh, what'd you guys do last night? I forget where we were. We went to some strip club or something like that. We were in Hawaii, right? And I was like, ah, we went to some strip club.

• 1:16:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:34Speaker 02

  I could say, ah, we went to dinner and then we partied at this thing and then we went home. But it's like, we didn't exactly do that. So if I dragged, and then she goes, oh, well, what happened after? Oh, but this funny story. You know what I mean? And it's just like, if I just say we did this thing, which I didn't do anything bad at the strip club.

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  Then it's perfect.

• 1:16:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:53Mark Gagnon?

  How was Hawaii's strip clubs?

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  Bro, we, we, we, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they weren't Hawaiian. Just a bunch of Samoan girls like testing the integrity of the pole.

• 1:17:06Speaker 02

  No, no, but we did some shit at this like, it's not even a strip club. It's like, um, what is it called? They're like, uh, we're so gay. This is, this is, this is awesome.

• 1:17:16Mark Gagnon?

  Sounded like a brothel.

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  You know how like in Asian cultures, they don't really know how to like talk to women. So what they do is they commodify it, right? And they're like, there's like a, there's like a Korean experience where you go to a place and then they just have girls there to talk to you. And it's called a

• 1:17:36Speaker 03

  Host?

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  Host club or something like that. And it's basically a bunch of like Asian businessmen go there and they talk and they kind of do their deals. But there's like girls around, right? And so this guy who was like taking us around, he's like, do you guys want to like see this like Korean cultural experience? And we're like, yeah, all right. Kind of sounds like really weird. So we're in this room and it's just awkward. Cause we're not Koreans doing business.

• 1:18:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:02Speaker 02

  We're just sitting around. There's a pole in the middle of the thing, but we're kind of talking. And then we just go, yo, put on the Hamilton soundtrack. We want these girls dancing to

• 1:18:17Speaker 02

  And at first, they didn't know how to dance to it. So then we started singing and dancing Disney mix Disney songs mixed with Hamilton, bro.

• 1:18:31Speaker 03

  At 1.5 of us were standing up on the poles singing.

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  The girls were standing down drinking, depressed. They didn't know what to do. How does a bastard orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman?

• 1:18:44Speaker 03

  It was like 30 minutes of this and they were just sitting there like, what do we leave? Like, are we getting paid? Like, what is happening?

• 1:18:50Speaker 02

  They had no clue what was going on. To the point, they should start taking their clothes off. We're like, no, no, we're good. Just keep your clothes on. We're gonna dance these songs. Do you know the words? We put on Frozen. One of these little 12 year olds was like, oh, I got this.

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  They were not 12.

• 1:19:06Mark Gagnon?

  These are today's men, bro.

• 1:19:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're respectful.

• 1:19:10Mark Gagnon?

  This is what the red pills complaining.

• 1:19:15Speaker 03

  Bro, that's so embarrassing. And then I was DJing and we got the vibe back. Like, I was like playing like just regular rap music and like it was, the vibe was sick. And then like 10 minutes in, I just went right back to Hamilton and one of the girls just left.

• 1:19:28Speaker 02

  We're not big with the first, it was a walk a stripper.

• 1:19:34Speaker 02

  Bro, she's on a pole trying to dance all, and then you just hear, I can show you.

• 1:19:40Speaker 02

  She just left.

• 1:19:41Speaker 04

  You hit that, by the way.

• 1:19:41Speaker 02

  Thank you, dude. Thank you, dude.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  Bro, that was fun. But it's so much better to tell the truth and then it's fine. And if you don't want to tell the truth, then maybe what you're doing, you shouldn't do. So you just stay in front of it and everything works out.

• 1:19:54Mark Gagnon?

  Okay, what about the example I gave?

• 1:19:56Speaker 04

  Or live omission?

• 1:19:58Speaker 03

  But you could just be like, hey, I'm super exhausted right now. Can I call you back tomorrow?

• 1:20:02Mark Gagnon?

  That's a lie.

• 1:20:03Speaker 03

  Wait, why?

• 1:20:03Mark Gagnon?

  What if I just don't want to talk to the person?

• 1:20:05Speaker 03

  Why not?

• 1:20:07Speaker 02

  Just don't feel like to.

• 1:20:08Speaker 03

  Don't pick up the phone.

• 1:20:09Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, that's true. But what if, okay, let's say hypothetically, I picked it up. I thought it was gonna be a quick call, but it turns out to be longer.

• 1:20:15Speaker 04

  The best thing to say, even though it's hard, is to be like, you know, I'm just kind of done talking.

• 1:20:20Speaker 04

  That's the best.

• 1:20:21Mark Gagnon?

  That's.

• 1:20:21Speaker 04

  That's the best.

• 1:20:22Speaker 03

  No, that's, that's honest.

• 1:20:23Mark Gagnon?

  That shit.

• 1:20:24Speaker 03

  That's honest. That's the best. That hurts.

• 1:20:28Speaker 04

  I think that's the best. I don't feel like talking right now.

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  I think that's actually the best.

• 1:20:31Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, horrible.

• 1:20:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just try that. Try it.

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  Have you ever tried that?

• 1:20:35Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:20:38Speaker 03

  I'm a liar.

• 1:20:39Speaker 04

  I'm a liar. Fucking big liar. Ah, I gotta get going. No, I don't. I wanna get going.

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  What's the biggest omission or white lie that you've told your wife?

• 1:20:51Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 1:20:53Speaker 03

  I mean, just anytime of coming home.

• 1:20:55Speaker 02

  Yo.

• 1:20:56Speaker 03

  And it's so dumb because I do it every time.

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  She goes, hey, what time are you coming home? And then I know she wants me to be home at like seven. So I'd be like, oh yeah, I'll be home at like, you know, six forty-five, seven. And then I'm, I walk in the door at eight thirty. And she goes, why, where were you? And I was like, I just lied to you. And she goes, well, why didn't you tell me the truth? I wouldn't have cared. I just wanted to know what time you're gonna be home. I go, I, I'd like to lie. I don't know. I like, I just.

• 1:21:18Speaker 04

  I'm a liar.

• 1:21:19Speaker 03

  I, I couldn't help it.

• 1:21:20Speaker 04

  I don't trust you with the truth that I'm having fun for a little bit longer without you.

• 1:21:24Speaker 03

  Every time. And I just, I do it. And she goes, I genuinely don't care what time you're gonna be home. Just tell me the actual truth. At the actual time.

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  They say that shit until you tell them the actual time. They're like, that late? I thought we were gonna have a night together.

• 1:21:35Speaker 03

  I've never even tried that.

• 1:21:36Speaker 02

  They make us lie.

• 1:21:37Speaker 04

  Yes. I don't wanna lie.

• 1:21:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:39Speaker 04

  You put me in a corner.

• 1:21:40Speaker 02

  You ever say like an hour later to give yourself cushion? And then as the time approaches, you're like, I got a whole hour.

• 1:21:52Speaker 04

  Even when you're trying to get ahead of it, you're like, ah, all the time in the world. I said I'm gonna be home at eight thirty.

• 1:21:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's almost like they need to understand our math. That's, what do they say? Girl math is the shit they do with spending. Boy math is time.

• 1:22:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:07Speaker 02

  The time that we will be home, the time that we spend, that is boy math.

• 1:22:10Speaker 04

  The time that you say it's gonna take you to get ready is the time that is extra time is gonna take us to get home.

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:17Speaker 04

  I've never had a show actually end when I told my wife it ended. It's always like a half hour. Hey, man, we just finished the meet and greet. I've been home for forty-five minutes. I just wanna talk right now.

• 1:22:25Speaker 03

  It's crazy.

• 1:22:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. I just have good.

• 1:22:27Speaker 03

  You do it enough to where my girl just knows what my translation is. So now she doesn't even ask.

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 1:22:33Speaker 03

  Because now I'll just be like, hey, I'm gonna go do this, but I'll be back in like thirty minutes. And she's like, okay. Like, she doesn't even follow up because she's just like, all right, that'll be two hours. And that's fine.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  I gotta go like, I'm gonna be gone the whole night. And then when I come back early, I'm waiting for like a celebration. I'm like, look who's here. There's just three guys in a room with her. I'm like, what the fuck?

• 1:22:56Speaker 03

  But yeah, that's my, that's my go to. I gotta get better at that. Just being just more like, hey, this is what I'm actually doing.

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:23:05Speaker 06

  Do that to your friends also, not just your wife.

• 1:23:08Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, I guess I do it to everyone.

• 1:23:10Speaker 06

  Every single person in your life.

• 1:23:12Speaker 02

  Yo, it's so weird. He doesn't do it to me at all.

• 1:23:14Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 1:23:15Speaker 02

  Man, what does he do to you?

• 1:23:16Speaker 06

  Bro, the funniest part about Mark is he gets really stressed about time. Like two days ago, he's like, I gotta film this episode. It has to go out tomorrow, whatever. He texts me, the whole first day he skips it. The next morning he texts me and he goes, "Meet at studio in 10 minutes." We're both in bed. Like, there's no chance you're gonna make it out your door, down the stairs, 10 minutes. And I was like, "Hey, brother, how about we say we meet at the coffee shop in 15 and then we do the thing in 30?"

• 1:23:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:37Speaker 06

  And you were like, "That's what I meant." And I was like, "Dude, just do that."

• 1:23:41Speaker 03

  That is what I felt in my soul.

• 1:23:42Speaker 06

  Just fucking say that next time.

• 1:23:44Speaker 03

  That's what, that's what I did to David and how he got his bike stolen.

• 1:23:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:23:48Speaker 02

  Poor David.

• 1:23:50Speaker 02

  Poor David. I get like a message on New Year's Day. He's like, "Bro, I'm so sorry. Like, I got, "Your bike got stolen last night. Like, I got you. Like, I'm gonna get you a new one." I go, "You know what, bro? Merry Christmas. You don't have to buy me a bike that you got stolen."

• 1:24:06Speaker 06

  He got it back.

• 1:24:07Speaker 02

  I get, he gets the bike back and literally this week it gets stolen again.

• 1:24:10Speaker 06

  Oh, no, no. He got it back. The, your bike is broken.

• 1:24:14Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:24:14Speaker 06

  And he needs to go get it fixed.

• 1:24:15Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:24:16Speaker 06

  So then he buys a new bike.

• 1:24:17Speaker 02

  So instead of fixing my fucking bike, cause I gifted that shit to him. He goes, "I don't need to fix this. I'll get a new bike."

• 1:24:24Speaker 02

  Fucking Sanchez. Fucking Sanchez. He would have no good deed, goes unpunished.

• 1:24:29Speaker 06

  It went unpunished. It went punished. Don't worry.

• 1:24:31Speaker 02

  Oh, karma got him.

• 1:24:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:24:33Speaker 06

  Buys a new bike, so stoked about it. Literally can't stop talking about it. Everywhere you go, it's locked up somewhere. He'll walk by and go, "God damn, whose bike is that?" Like, he's so stoked.

• 1:24:42Speaker 03

  It's his favorite thing. And so me and him were gonna go to the gym yesterday. And I say, "Hey, let's meet at this coffee shop, grab a coffee and then go to the gym."

• 1:24:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:24:48Speaker 03

  So we go to the coffee shop. We're sitting there 10, 15 minutes. Miles comes by, he's hanging out. I'm there with my baby. Baby's hanging out. At least he's gonna come get the baby, go take him and then we're gonna go to the gym. David walks out and his bike's gone.

• 1:25:02Speaker 06

  Fully stolen.

• 1:25:02Speaker 03

  And has a full meltdown. Calls the police.

• 1:25:07Speaker 03

  Ah, haha.

• 1:25:08Speaker 06

  Cop show up.

• 1:25:10Speaker 03

  Do you have a description? And he was like, let's brown, probably migrant, probably migrant.

• 1:25:15Speaker 02

  Did he hide an air tag on it?

• 1:25:17Speaker 03

  Nope, no air tag. Chain, chain was made of like tinsel, honestly. Like the bike chain is so thin.

• 1:25:23Speaker 06

  Yeah. Got jacked.

• 1:25:25Speaker 03

  And then he went to the precinct, like the cop show up, he gives them a statement, fills it out. Me and Mark are trying not to make fun of him, laugh the whole time.

• 1:25:31Mark Gagnon?

  He should play a video. They got the video of it being stolen.

• 1:25:35Speaker 02

  Of his reaction or there's a video of the bike being stolen? Right in front of them while you guys are having coffee.

• 1:25:40Speaker 03

  He was in direct eye line, 20 feet away.

• 1:25:43Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:25:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:45Speaker 04

  He didn't do anything?

• 1:25:46Speaker 03

  He didn't notice, obviously.

• 1:25:47Speaker 06

  He didn't notice.

• 1:25:48Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought, who, okay, yeah.

• 1:25:49Speaker 03

  Got in the back of a cop car, went all the way to the precinct to fill more paperwork out.

• 1:25:53Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:54Speaker 02

  Once your bike is gone, it's gone.

• 1:25:55Mark Gagnon?

  Exactly, but that's something that people not from New York don't realize.

• 1:25:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:00Mark Gagnon?

  It's like, that shit is a different color.

• 1:26:03Speaker 04

  Oh, that's a sick bike, dude.

• 1:26:04Speaker 03

  No, no, it's a motorcycle, pulls up.

• 1:26:06Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:07Speaker 03

  He's right here, the bike is locked up right here with the tiniest lock ever. Dude has a bolt cutter. Snatches it, pulls it off the thing, alright.

• 1:26:16Speaker 02

  And then rides away with both?

• 1:26:19Speaker 03

  That's what they do.

• 1:26:19Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:20Speaker 02

  Oh, that's, that's talent.

• 1:26:21Speaker 03

  Crazy, right?

• 1:26:23Speaker 04

  He deserves it, honestly.

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:24Speaker 03

  You want to know the funniest part? This is probably the funniest part of the whole thing.

• 1:26:27Mark Gagnon?

  These days, we used to do that with a bicycle. You have to be pedaling with holes in shit. This guy has a fucking motor.

• 1:26:34Speaker 03

  While this guy is stealing it. That's my wife and child.

• 1:26:40Speaker 03

  Walking right on by.

• 1:26:42Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 1:26:44Speaker 06

  And then later, your wife goes, yeah, I saw a guy riding with a bike on the sidewalk. I thought that's so silly.

• 1:26:52Speaker 03

  She saw the guy going up roving, holding a bike on the side. She's like, yeah, I guess like his friend like lost his bike, crashed or something, who knows? Isn't that so wack?

• 1:27:00Speaker 02

  He's holding his friend's bike while he goes and gets coffee.

• 1:27:02Speaker 03

  Exactly. I told Lisa, I was like, David's bike got stolen. She's like, oh, that's crazy, unrelated. I saw a guy stealing a bike. Did not connect it at all. Situational awareness on 10. Just knows exactly what's going on. Yeah.

• 1:27:15Speaker 06

  It's 10 a.m. on a Monday. That's crazy.

• 1:27:17Speaker 03

  And that all happened because I wasn't honest with the time. Isn't that crazy?

• 1:27:22Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:22Speaker 03

  Because I said I got there later. We spent more time at the coffee shop than I had said. Or if I just was honest, he never would have got his bike stolen.

• 1:27:28Speaker 04

  Isn't that time though? That's just what we do as homies. We waste time.

• 1:27:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. But then you wouldn't have gotten your justice.

• 1:27:36Speaker 04

  What's my justice? Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. So I don't know if I feel. I don't know if I feel avenged by that.

• 1:27:43Speaker 03

  You don't look at this with glee?

• 1:27:44Speaker 04

  It's not enough?

• 1:27:47Speaker 06

  We'll steal his other bike. Don't worry.

• 1:27:49Speaker 04

  I need more.

• 1:27:50Speaker 06

  Did he get a replacement, all right?

• 1:27:51Speaker 03

  He's looking at it.

• 1:27:52Speaker 06

  Oh.

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• 1:28:55Speaker 03

  All right, what's happening with TikTok, man?

• 1:28:58Speaker 04

  Yo, is this shit done?

• 1:28:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, it seems, I mean, they're basically going back and forth, like, should we ban it, should we not? And it seems like Trump is kind of into keeping it.

• 1:29:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. I mean, it seems kind of crazy to ban it, don't it?

• 1:29:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:09Speaker 06

  It's very possible it'll only be banned for several days before Trump just reenacts it.

• 1:29:14Speaker 03

  Just do a trade. Say, yo, China, you gotta take Meta.

• 1:29:19Speaker 02

  And if I'm China, I'm taking that any day of the week. If you look at reels right now, I think someone was pointing this out, it's just repurposed TikToks. It's like, a lot of it at least, like very, I think very few people are making only reel specific content. There are a lot of people making TikTok specific content that goes viral and people repost on reels. So if I'm, I'm the US, I'm like, all right, listen, you could have your data collection service here and influence our elections, influence our culture and do whatever the fuck you want, but we gotta have one over there. Isn't that a fair trade?

• 1:29:51Speaker 04

  What if China says no?

• 1:29:52Speaker 02

  Then I think it's reasonable that we would remove it.

• 1:29:55Speaker 04

  Here's what, what does, what does it really do? Like, I imagine China already has whatever data they need. And this, if anything, the fact that nobody can recreate the ByteDance algorithm in the United States, proves to me that they're so far ahead of us in AI in every capacity, that it's like, this is the least of our concerns is a social media app. You know what I mean?

• 1:30:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know if they're ahead of us in terms of AI.

• 1:30:19Speaker 04

  But nobody can get the algorithm. So to me, that I would, I would assume that's under the AI umbrella.

• 1:30:25Speaker 02

  I think that you can, I think that you can recreate that algorithm. I think the issue is Instagram is this like friend slash community based app. So it needs to show you your friends shit every once in a while. Like they're kind of beholden to this thing that we no longer care about. The reality is like, we don't care about what our friends are doing, until the algorithm chooses something that they're doing randomly and then throws it in front of us. The beauty of TikTok is they're like, people pretend like they want to keep up with the Joneses with their boys and shit. They don't. They just want to see the next piece of content that's really interesting. It's really engaging, this dramatic or funny, we got you.

• 1:31:03Speaker 04

  I would push back with YouTube Shorts. It's big.

• 1:31:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:06Speaker 04

  But it's not TikTok. It's not, it doesn't have that same addictive, like people are in it for 14 hours a day.

• 1:31:11Speaker 02

  I agree too.

• 1:31:12Speaker 04

  Form communities.

• 1:31:13Speaker 02

  I would just say that with YouTube, like, the goal is a little different. Like YouTube, when I hit that app, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna sit here for a little bit and watch a video and kind of indulge in something where TikTok, I even see the way my wife uses it. She's brushing her teeth, throws on TikTok and just lets some shit go. It's just this meaningless time spend, right? That is, or if you're going to bed, you're like, all right, I got 15 minutes, let me just scroll and find some shit. And I think if Instagram really wants to compete, they just gotta knock the friend thing away completely. But people don't want that.

• 1:31:46Speaker 04

  I just, yeah, I feel like-

• 1:31:47Speaker 02

  They think people don't want that.

• 1:31:49Speaker 04

  We do. Yeah, I just think they're further behind than you do, I think. That's just really where we disagree.

• 1:31:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe.

• 1:31:54Speaker 04

  I also, did you know the number one downloaded app the last couple of days?

• 1:31:57Speaker 02

  The backup to TikTok?

• 1:31:58Speaker 04

  The Red Note, which is the actual Chinese government.

• 1:32:01Speaker 02

  Chinese app.

• 1:32:02Speaker 04

  So they're like, instead of giving it to TikTok, let's just give all our data to China right away.

• 1:32:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:06Speaker 04

  There's a lot of pushback to this, and I don't know if the government, I don't think the government understood how much people love that app.

• 1:32:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:12Speaker 04

  And I don't think they are prepared for like, the anger that will come if you take it away.

• 1:32:17Speaker 02

  I wonder if there's anger, like, I wonder if there's anger, I wonder if people are furious, or they just find another form of distraction.

• 1:32:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. I think they bank on that, but I think they're, they're, they're gonna make more noise about this than most things.

• 1:32:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe.

• 1:32:30Speaker 04

  And I don't think it's worth getting rid of it.

• 1:32:32Speaker 02

  But you could see why it'd be a liability.

• 1:32:34Speaker 04

  I understand the, the concept of it, I do, I just don't think it's that real of a threat. I think China's a threat, but I don't think TikTok is the reason China's a threat. If we want to push China around and reassert ourselves, there's a lot of other ways to do it, I think, than just like the TikTok app.

• 1:32:49Speaker 02

  What about allowing them, like, algorithmically to push certain things to us? And like, affect us culturally?

• 1:32:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, but Facebook, we've already, didn't Russia already do that in 2016?

• 1:32:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you could make that argument, yeah. It didn't work, right? But-

• 1:33:04Speaker 04

  I mean, that was what, yeah, I don't know if that's what, that's what everybody was blaming the Trump win on forever.

• 1:33:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's, they always need to find a way.

• 1:33:11Speaker 04

  But that's a concern either way, like WhatsApp, there's tons of misinformation on WhatsApp. Take it from an Indian whose parents were sharing the craziest shit ever.

• 1:33:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:19Speaker 04

  WhatsApp is like, the biggest misinformation thing in the world.

• 1:33:22Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:33:23Speaker 04

  Oh my god. There's so many memes that are just like, watching your hands could cause AIDS, or whatever, and then your uncles are just sharing it to all their uncles, and it's just going around like crazy.

• 1:33:31Speaker 02

  Look into it, who knows? Right?

• 1:33:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, but the misinformation shit is everywhere. Pushing content is like, you can do it on any app. I don't think it's exclusive to TikTok.

• 1:33:41Speaker 02

  But I guess the difference is that if someone is using a loophole to exploit that versus the fundamental backend being owned by another country. Like, is it an easier pipeline to then push a cultural agenda? I think there's no question that that is the truth. I mean, that's the reason why China doesn't allow our apps over there.

• 1:33:59Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I can. I can agree. There is merit to it. I just think they're kind of picking a fight with something they probably want to, for whatever reason, anyway.

• 1:34:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it could just be a posturing.

• 1:34:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, could be a lot of money from the US social media apps being like, let's lobby, get this thing taken out of here.

• 1:34:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, who's the biggest beneficiary? Yeah.

• 1:34:18Mark Gagnon?

  Did you see the rumors of Elon buying it and?

• 1:34:21Speaker 02

  And then?

• 1:34:22Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, buying it and then Mr. Beast also saying he wants to buy it.

• 1:34:25Speaker 02

  And then China responded to that and they're like, we cannot comment on completely fictional rumors.

• 1:34:31Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, really?

• 1:34:32Speaker 02

  Now, that could be them just trying to cover up the fact that they're gonna sell it. I mean, if Elon buys TikTok and he has Twitter and TikTok, that's crazy.

• 1:34:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:34:41Speaker 02

  That's a lot of.

• 1:34:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a lot.

• 1:34:43Speaker 02

  That's a lot.

• 1:34:44Speaker 03

  If Trump's able to save it, like, doesn't make Trump look good.

• 1:34:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's an easy win early on, weirdly.

• 1:34:49Speaker 04

  The one demographic that he still hasn't fully won over is like, young liberal kids on TikTok. If he saves the app they love the most, what a coup.

• 1:34:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think it's such an easy win early for him, and I don't know if people looked at that, because I think he's basically reversed on it. He's basically saying like, I don't know, we should look into it, like, think about it.

• 1:35:06Speaker 03

  He loves his views on there.

• 1:35:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:08Speaker 03

  He's like, we got like 36 billion views last quarter, like, why we gotta get rid of these people?

• 1:35:11Speaker 04

  He's got TikTok Jack, dude. He's got the TikTok.

• 1:35:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think we just need to understand what the real cost to America is, and then we're all just speculating right now. But if some actual independent data came out that this is potentially dangerous, and the only thing we lose is a distraction tool for five minutes where kids are just like dancing and lip syncing, I think we can live without it. But we just don't know that actual cost.

• 1:35:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:37Speaker 02

  And if the actual cost is nothing, then let that shit go. Let them get their data, whatever. It's fun. It's great. We all enjoy it. But if the actual cost is, oh, we found out that, you know, China influenced these local elections over here so that they could gain more influence and, you know, buy up these hotels and this real estate or whatever.

• 1:35:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 1:35:56Speaker 02

  If we found that there was actual real impact, it was, you know, not even dangerous to Americans, but, you know, put us on the. The unaffected side of a negotiation?

• 1:36:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:36:10Speaker 02

  Then I think it's maybe worth yanking it. Like, I wonder if even if Britain thinks about that when they're selling, you know, large swaths of real estate to outside investors.

• 1:36:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:36:19Speaker 02

  If they go long term, like, is this beneficial for us? Yeah, a few developers were able to like make their money back. But what does it look like 30 years from now when 20%, 30% of London is owned by foreign entities?

• 1:36:33Speaker 03

  I think it just happens on such a small scale. Like, you're just an individual seller and some, you know, foreign nationals saying, hey, here's cash for your house, you're like, all right.

• 1:36:40Speaker 02

  So like the...

• 1:36:42Mark Gagnon?

  New York put a stop to that.

• 1:36:43Speaker 02

  Exactly. So like, in a microcosm, I think you could look at some of the like vacation destinations that have that impose these kind of rules where you can't buy land unless you are a citizen of the country. And it's simply because you're going to price out the people who actually live there, grew up there, and don't have the opportunity to just move to another country and find a place to live. And you've even seen in like, I think Vancouver, they said China bought up all these apartments, now there's this apartment shortage, and there are these apartments that are vacant, and the people that live there and actually grew up there don't have places they can stay, or they do, and they're just absurdly expensive. So I think there is like a long-term maybe concern, but you know, this is America, short-term greed, you know? Somebody's willing to give you $300 million for your building, you don't go, fuck where they're from, you're cashing out.

• 1:37:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:37:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:37:29Speaker 03

  It's interesting with the Greenland thing, too. Like, Trump trying to get Greenland and like pushing hard to get it.

• 1:37:35Speaker 02

  I spoke to the guy who is the is his ambassador to Denmark. So he's essentially Denmark is the custodian of Greenland.

• 1:37:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:37:45Speaker 02

  So he's essentially tasked with, I mean, the job of getting Greenland.

• 1:37:52Speaker 04

  Why does Trump want it? Minerals?

• 1:37:55Speaker 03

  Seems like there's a couple of different things from just what I've read, like, as it seems like Greenland is obviously covered in ice, and the glaciers are melting on Greenland. So as a result, there's going to be huge mineral deposits and like potentially even oil underneath the ground that's not going to be able to be accessed. Some people speculated that Elon is actually a big proponent of getting Greenland in order to get precious materials for like so. of the stuff he's developing and getting minerals and things like that. And then obviously the oil interest and then there's also trade routes that are now going to be like more opened up that like Russia has more access to. And it benefits Russia like have these trade routes. So if the United States can put bases there and control the trade routes, it gives them a lot more leverage globally. And then thirdly, like if Trump is able to get more land, does that look good for him individually as a president to be like, hey, I added on some shit to the American empire like.

• 1:38:38Speaker 02

  Yo, if you were, if you were a citizen of Greenland and you could be Danish or American,

• 1:38:46Speaker 02

  what would you want?

• 1:38:47Speaker 04

  Good point.

• 1:38:48Speaker 03

  Well.

• 1:38:48Mark Gagnon?

  With the boys.

• 1:38:49Speaker 03

  It depends though, because Danes, I feel like are probably like, like if they're living there, if they're like culturally Danish. You know what I mean?

• 1:38:55Speaker 02

  But they're culturally Greenlandish.

• 1:38:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I imagine that they're.

• 1:38:59Speaker 02

  Influenced by Danish culture.

• 1:39:00Speaker 03

  And that they're like, we're Danish. And I feel like I've met Danes that are very much not into the American vibe. I don't know if they.

• 1:39:06Speaker 02

  But that's Danes.

• 1:39:07Speaker 04

  Buddy, put down the fucking butter cookies. Pick up a chocolate chip. See how much better it is on this side. Shut the fuck up.

• 1:39:13Speaker 03

  Don't get me wrong. We gotta put some Americans over there. We gotta send the boys to go, you know, colonize.

• 1:39:17Speaker 04

  Give them more black people and see how fun it is.

• 1:39:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:20Speaker 04

  Hey, you'll make a lot of people here.

• 1:39:26Speaker 03

  It's a win-win. It's a win-win.

• 1:39:28Speaker 02

  Should we just put Israel there?

• 1:39:29Speaker 04

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:39:31Speaker 03

  That's it. That's.

• 1:39:32Speaker 02

  Problem solved.

• 1:39:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:33Mark Gagnon?

  What do you feel about that?

• 1:39:35Speaker 04

  They can't handle the cold.

• 1:39:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, they hate the cold.

• 1:39:37Speaker 02

  They hate the cold. No, they'll turn it into Metropolis and then be blamed again by something.

• 1:39:41Speaker 04

  Now you gotta have Greenland, yo.

• 1:39:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think they're Inuits.

• 1:39:46Speaker 02

  Like the indigenous population there?

• 1:39:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm just saying if I'm some Greenlandish Inuit. And that's my life. It's the only place that I've grown up. That's all I know. And I also can go to Denmark. I don't even know if they have like EU citizenship. I don't know how that works. But like, or you could be the exact person you're gonna be. But if you want to pop down to Miami for a few weeks in the winter, there's no red tape at all. If you want to start a business in New York, there's no red tape.

• 1:40:16Speaker 04

  That should be the deal that they bring up.

• 1:40:17Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, it depends how the economy is. If they're doing bad, then they're gonna.

• 1:40:20Speaker 02

  They were gonna want to choose up.

• 1:40:21Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:22Speaker 06

  There's only like.

• 1:40:22Mark Gagnon?

  But if they're fine.

• 1:40:23Speaker 06

  Hundred thousand of them. And I think one of the big issues that they're running into right now is that they want, basically Greenland's like empty. It's just a big like.

• 1:40:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:40:32Speaker 06

  Beautiful, like untouched land and their fear is that America's gonna come and touch it.

• 1:40:37Speaker 02

  Why would they think that? Yeah. Why have we done that before? Yeah, like why?

• 1:40:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, I don't know why they think that, but...

• 1:40:43Speaker 02

  But when we touch it, it gets hot.

• 1:40:45Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:40:46Speaker 02

  Right? Like, why would you not want that? Yeah, I mean, I think that they...

• 1:40:51Speaker 06

  And they don't have EU citizenship.

• 1:40:53Speaker 02

  They don't.

• 1:40:54Speaker 06

  They can get it in one way, but it's not automatically given because they left... Greenland left a precursor to the EU before.

• 1:41:00Speaker 02

  You're welcome. You're welcome.

• 1:41:01Speaker 03

  That should be the deal. Hey, you guys can be America and you also get free flights to Miami twice a year.

• 1:41:06Speaker 02

  Fuck free!

• 1:41:06Speaker 03

  Twice a year!

• 1:41:07Speaker 02

  What are you...

• 1:41:08Speaker 03

  We're trying to be free! We're trying to make a deal.

• 1:41:11Speaker 02

  They don't try! We could take it by force. Or y'all could choose up. What do you want?

• 1:41:17Speaker 03

  By force, we're gonna nuke Greenland?

• 1:41:18Speaker 02

  We're not gonna nuke them. We're just gonna show them, be like, "You're American." And they're gonna go, "Uh, but we have seven different words for snow." And we're like, "Well, now it's snow. You're American. Welcome." Like, what are we... What's not a negotiation here? Do we want it? Yeah. Welcome.

• 1:41:35Speaker 02

  Welcome!

• 1:41:36Speaker 04

  So what's your boy saying? What... How are they trying to get it?

• 1:41:38Speaker 02

  I didn't get into that discussion. He was like, "You gotta come visit us in Denmark." I was like, "I think I'll visit you over in northern America."

• 1:41:46Speaker 03

  You can visit me in Greenland.

• 1:41:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. I just can't fathom they wouldn't want to choose up.

• 1:41:51Speaker 03

  What about Puerto Rico? Did you guys like it?

• 1:41:53Speaker 02

  Puerto Rico's incredible!

• 1:41:55Speaker 03

  When you guys became America, Puerto Ricans stoked about that?

• 1:41:58Mark Gagnon?

  Eh, it's still not cutting out for us. It's too much.

• 1:42:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, Puerto Rico's still getting treated like Puerto Ricans.

• 1:42:04Mark Gagnon?

  We still waiting for, uh, you know, to be able to vote.

• 1:42:07Speaker 03

  The weather's nice.

• 1:42:08Speaker 02

  Stop. But y'all could pull up whenever you want.

• 1:42:11Speaker 04

  That is true.

• 1:42:11Mark Gagnon?

  We can't even vote.

• 1:42:12Speaker 02

  You can vote when you move to New York and become a real American.

• 1:42:15Speaker 03

  And become a real New Yorker.

• 1:42:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:42:17Mark Gagnon?

  I mean, you got a point there.

• 1:42:18Speaker 02

  There's a pathway to citizenship.

• 1:42:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:42:20Speaker 02

  We're gonna create a pathway to citizenship for these Greenlandish people.

• 1:42:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, you have to move to Queens, okay? Get a flag. Wave it all the time. Play music loud.

• 1:42:27Speaker 02

  Have a festival or a parade.

• 1:42:29Speaker 03

  And you can be American.

• 1:42:30Speaker 02

  This is a no-brainer. I can't... I need them to show me one single Greenlandish person who's like, "I don't want to be American. I just want to be Danish." Kind of. You get to be Danish without EU citizenship?

• 1:42:43Mark Gagnon?

  Fuck Greenland. Let's pick better islands, though. It's like if islands are for grabs, let's just pick some fire.

• 1:42:49Speaker 02

  All right, what do you want?

• 1:42:50Speaker 03

  Anguilla.

• 1:42:52Mark Gagnon?

  Anguilla would be cool.

• 1:42:53Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:42:53Mark Gagnon?

  Aruba.

• 1:42:54Speaker 06

  We have St. John's Island. It's nice.

• 1:42:56Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:42:59Speaker 02

  All right.

• 1:42:59Mark Gagnon?

  Aruba would be nice.

• 1:43:00Speaker 06

  It's crazy. They actually do have like a bunch of words for snow.

• 1:43:04Speaker 02

  I know. That's their thing.

• 1:43:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. What are the other words?

• 1:43:08Speaker 06

  Aput is general term for snow. Kanik, falling snow. Matzak, wet snow. Pukak, powder snow. Like in Kwanikokolok, light powdery snow.

• 1:43:16Speaker 02

  Great reading, dude.

• 1:43:18Speaker 04

  That was incredible.

• 1:43:19Speaker 02

  You don't even know.

• 1:43:22Speaker 04

  But that shit was perfect, though.

• 1:43:23Speaker 03

  Have you fucked an Inuit? Is that why you know all this?

• 1:43:26Speaker 06

  We're getting ready to take over.

• 1:43:27Speaker 04

  Kwanikokolok or whatever was crazy, dude.

• 1:43:29Speaker 03

  Are we about to be Eskimo bros?

• 1:43:32Speaker 02

  I need a good reason why they wouldn't want to choose up. I'll be, I'll be honest. I think most countries in the world, if, if we went to them, we're like, yo, you, you guys want to be American? I feel like they'd be like, yeah, that's fine.

• 1:43:44Mark Gagnon?

  It's funny. I agree with that.

• 1:43:45Speaker 02

  The most peaceful. Name one country that wouldn't want to be part of America. You get to keep doing whatever you do. What do they, what is the, you build a, what do you do? Like, what do you, you don't have to stop doing anything that you do.

• 1:43:58Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:58Speaker 04

  Yo, you pull that up because I don't even know what Greenland looks like.

• 1:44:01Speaker 03

  You think these people want to be American?

• 1:44:03Speaker 02

  Bro.

• 1:44:04Speaker 03

  These NPR chicks? You really think these?

• 1:44:08Speaker 03

  These Danettes? You got Marshall Mathers over there. I mean, this is crazy.

• 1:44:12Mark Gagnon?

  What's, I'm trying to figure them out. Are they Asian?

• 1:44:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:44:17Speaker 03

  Sort of. I think they're just like Inuit, like they're like indigenous.

• 1:44:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:44:23Mark Gagnon?

  They Asian.

• 1:44:25Speaker 02

  Bro, come on Greenland. Let's not make this more difficult than it needs to be. You can still dress the way you dress. You can still wear your moccasins. You can still eat the whale fat. What, you know what I mean? Whatever you want to do, you can keep doing. You're also American now. And then if we find some shit underneath the ice that you would have never found, you get to benefit a little bit from that. So you could either have zero percent of all the minerals you'll never dig up, or you could have like 10% or whatever we give the Alaskans.

• 1:44:57Speaker 03

  You'd be the greatest, like if you were back in the olden days, like British Empire, like colonizing and shit.

• 1:45:01Speaker 02

  What was that guy? Kissinger?

• 1:45:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:45:04Speaker 02

  I could be Kissinger. Ted, you can have a spot. Exactly. What else do we want? Literally right now, what else do we want? Aruba?

• 1:45:11Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, Aruba's fire.

• 1:45:12Speaker 02

  Aruba's great. We're good.

• 1:45:14Mark Gagnon?

  Why?

• 1:45:15Speaker 02

  Iran. We need Iran. I feel like there's parts of America with a lot of like Iranians. Yeah. Yeah. Not Glendale, Beverly Hills. Okay. You know, Great Neck. Okay. Long Island. And it's like, I feel like we have a good amount. So you're good on that? I think we're good on that. Yeah, I feel like we got a good amount. I think we're good. What about Dubai? I like, I like the Emirates. I do like the Emirates. I do like them.

• 1:45:43Speaker 04

  And they're up and coming. So it's like, it's like a Miami Heat situation. You know what I mean?

• 1:45:47Speaker 02

  I'll be honest with you. I like what I see over there.

• 1:45:52Speaker 02

  I've toured twice. The audiences are fantastic, American educated, 100%.

• 1:45:58Speaker 04

  Who's got the best audiences?

• 1:46:00Speaker 02

  If I go there and I just have an amazing show, you might be ours. I really think that we could have that discussion. Now, there is a nice little thing where like, we're homies, but it's separate. You want to go shit on a hooker? You can go there.

• 1:46:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:46:13Speaker 02

  Right? You can't do that if they're American. Now they have rights and all this other gay shit.

• 1:46:17Mark Gagnon?

  You have to sing them Disney songs.

• 1:46:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't want to fucking serenade a whore. I want to eat falafel and then put it on their chest as a cultural experience, Alex. So I think we got to start looking into this. I think they're, I think, I think Canada needs to cut it out.

• 1:46:36Speaker 04

  The 51st state, dude?

• 1:46:38Speaker 02

  I think they need to cut it out.

• 1:46:39Speaker 04

  They want it.

• 1:46:39Speaker 02

  Just join in, join in. Their healthcare sucks already. So now it's not free, but at least you can get your tumor scooped out in a timely manner.

• 1:46:49Speaker 04

  It's true. That is a point. It's true.

• 1:46:52Mark Gagnon?

  But do we want Canada?

• 1:46:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:46:54Mark Gagnon?

  Really?

• 1:46:55Speaker 02

  Canada's fire, bro. Canada's fire. I want Mexico too. If it's up to me.

• 1:47:01Speaker 02

  If it's up to me.

• 1:47:02Mark Gagnon?

  We can't just be picky and choosing.

• 1:47:03Speaker 02

  It ain't picking and choosing. That's the boys. That's the boys.

• 1:47:07Speaker 04

  Yo, yo, yo. Let's take North America and South America and literally just make that America. North America, South America, that's all us.

• 1:47:16Speaker 02

  So Brazil gets to be part of it.

• 1:47:17Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:47:20Speaker 03

  Make the flights cheaper, Dove.

• 1:47:21Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, we got Colombia.

• 1:47:22Speaker 04

  No, I mean, Colombia.

• 1:47:25Mark Gagnon?

  They got good food over there.

• 1:47:26Speaker 02

  Is there a way to do it, but none of them can move here?

• 1:47:28Speaker 03

  All right, see? No, no, no. This is where, this is where it's.

• 1:47:30Speaker 02

  Is there a way where they got to stay put?

• 1:47:32Speaker 03

  You're going too far. No, no.

• 1:47:33Speaker 02

  But we get to go there whenever we want.

• 1:47:35Speaker 04

  I'm sure we can do this. I'm sure.

• 1:47:36Speaker 03

  That's what we already have.

• 1:47:41Speaker 02

  Is there a way where we can keep them poor? So we can take advantage of that, you know, money exchange? And the desperation of the women.

• 1:47:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's the current situation.

• 1:47:50Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:47:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:51Speaker 02

  Okay, got it.

• 1:47:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:55Speaker 03

  I think we just give Greenland a basketball team, bring them into the fold and call it a day.

• 1:47:59Speaker 04

  Nah, football. This is a football. They'll get the weather. Football.

• 1:48:02Speaker 03

  You think so?

• 1:48:02Speaker 04

  Green Bay, Greenland, same to same.

• 1:48:04Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a good point.

• 1:48:06Speaker 04

  They would love it, dude.

• 1:48:07Speaker 02

  They got some wide heads.

• 1:48:08Speaker 04

  The ice packers.

• 1:48:09Speaker 02

  Look at that top guy right there.

• 1:48:12Speaker 03

  That's a statue. Oh, no, that's a guy.

• 1:48:13Speaker 04

  They're better looking women than I thought they'd be, to be honest with you.

• 1:48:16Speaker 02

  What is that guy's fitted size? That's like a nine and a half, right?

• 1:48:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a, he's got a big one.

• 1:48:26Speaker 03

  I mean, is that guy? That guy born and raised?

• 1:48:29Speaker 02

  Nah, ain't no way. That's a Dane, for sure.

• 1:48:32Speaker 03

  Yeah. A hockey team? I mean, they look like a sick-ass hockey team. I'm just saying Greenland might be a good play.

• 1:48:39Speaker 02

  I like them. Yo, Greenland, we love you, we appreciate you, welcome. You know? I think we put them on like a, you know, a hundred-year lease, see how it goes. And after a hundred, if it doesn't work out for each other, then boom. It's like Hong Kong or whatever.

• 1:48:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:48:55Speaker 02

  I like that scenario.

• 1:48:56Speaker 03

  What do you think of Trump changing all the names and stuff? Gulf of America, he changed Mount McKinley, or Mount Denali to Mount McKinley, whatever.

• 1:49:03Speaker 02

  I like it. Why can't we decide the names of our shit? He's just changing the names all the time.

• 1:49:09Speaker 04

  India did that. We went back to Mumbai.

• 1:49:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, that is true.

• 1:49:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:49:13Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 1:49:14Speaker 02

  But what's wrong with that? I don't understand why it's an issue. Like, we call Japan Japan, and they call it.

• 1:49:19Speaker 04

  Nippon.

• 1:49:19Speaker 02

  Hiya, whatever the fuck it is, right? Like, so it's like, we all have different names for things. We're just naming the Gulf of Mexico now the Gulf of America. I think it makes sense.

• 1:49:30Mark Gagnon?

  But does the world have to recognize it?

• 1:49:32Speaker 02

  They don't already. They don't speak English. They say it in their language. Like, I don't think Mexico should have to go, now it's the Gulf of America. You keep calling it whatever you call it.

• 1:49:41Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:49:44Speaker 02

  We call India, India. They call it Hindustan, right?

• 1:49:46Speaker 04

  Or Bhabarath.

• 1:49:48Speaker 02

  That.

• 1:49:51Speaker 02

  Alright. Like, I'm shocked we didn't do this years ago. Yeah, we kinda did it. We used to call it the Persian Gulf. Now we call it the Arabian Gulf. It's not officially changed, but we do it just to piss them off.

• 1:50:02Speaker 03

  Just to fuck with them?

• 1:50:03Speaker 06

  Ukraine, the Ukraine.

• 1:50:05Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:50:06Mark Gagnon?

  What's the Ukraine?

• 1:50:06Speaker 04

  The Ukraine. Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine? I think it's just Ukraine, right?

• 1:50:10Speaker 06

  It's called Ukraine, but for a long time, we called it the Ukraine.

• 1:50:14Speaker 03

  That's just gaslight. I feel like that's Mandela effect.

• 1:50:16Speaker 04

  Also, they got sensitive about that. Are, is there other Ukraines? You're the Ukraine. What are we talking about?

• 1:50:20Speaker 06

  I can't believe they gave it up.

• 1:50:21Speaker 04

  It's like Ohio State.

• 1:50:22Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, he's the Ohio State.

• 1:50:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:50:24Mark Gagnon?

  Ukraine.

• 1:50:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:50:25Speaker 02

  We would call them Section Eight, and so they finished this whole, this war, you know? I need to, I need to ask you guys about this. There is one of these, like, marathon horse that had sex with a thousand guys in 12 hours.

• 1:50:40Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:50:43Mark Gagnon?

  How's that possible?

• 1:50:44Speaker 02

  We gotta pay for it.

• 1:50:46Speaker 04

  To find out?

• 1:50:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, then we gotta get on OnlyFans.

• 1:50:49Mark Gagnon?

  Is it just like, you just let them pump a couple of times, and then you alternate the next one?

• 1:50:53Speaker 02

  I guess, but how can they, are the guys all hard waiting? Like, what a weird waiting area.

• 1:50:57Speaker 04

  I don't. I'm not into this. How many guys is that per hour? Seems mathematically impossible.

• 1:51:03Speaker 02

  A thousand divided by 12.

• 1:51:06Speaker 06

  1,057.

• 1:51:08Speaker 02

  Divided by 12.

• 1:51:10Speaker 03

  Eighty-three.

• 1:51:12Speaker 06

  Eighty-eight.

• 1:51:12Speaker 02

  Eighty-eight an hour. How many is that a minute?

• 1:51:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's over one guy a minute. I don't understand how that's.

• 1:51:18Speaker 06

  1.4.

• 1:51:19Speaker 04

  Yeah. This isn't ma- Is it like a, like a bullpen where you go get hard before you?

• 1:51:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's gotta be.

• 1:51:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:51:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, there must be a side room. Logistically, this is a nightmare.

• 1:51:28Mark Gagnon?

  In a minute, I could get.

• 1:51:30Speaker 02

  Why are we acting like?

• 1:51:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's not the hard part.

• 1:51:34Speaker 02

  A girl fucks a thousand guys. In 12 hours were like, how do the guys come so fast? No, we can get it out.

• 1:51:41Speaker 03

  No, the logistical part. Oh damn. I mean, that's crazy. Apparently there's a father, son duo that joined.

• 1:51:47Mark Gagnon?

  But now is this the same war that did?

• 1:51:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, there was two that were doing it and it's one of those two.

• 1:51:53Speaker 06

  She already did it?

• 1:51:54Speaker 02

  No, there was like another girl that did like a hundred.

• 1:51:57Mark Gagnon?

  This is this isn't the one that was crying about.

• 1:51:59Speaker 02

  No, this is the other one. This is.

• 1:52:00Mark Gagnon?

  Also, she just beat her to.

• 1:52:02Speaker 02

  Oh, that's fucked up.

• 1:52:04Speaker 06

  She just broke the record. Apparently it was 919 before.

• 1:52:07Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, but I think her friend was saying that she wanted to do a thousand next.

• 1:52:12Speaker 04

  Someone did it in 2004. It wasn't. There was no fucking social media. They did that for the love, yo.

• 1:52:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:52:19Speaker 06

  We just lost out to the UK. She did it. She said that she did 1,057 men in 12 hours and the early record in 2004 was 919 set by Lisa.

• 1:52:28Speaker 03

  I just said that. You did. That's crazy.

• 1:52:31Mark Gagnon?

  That's that's foul. How you take the record from your friend?

• 1:52:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. What's that pussy look like afterwards?

• 1:52:39Speaker 04

  Yikes.

• 1:52:39Speaker 02

  Was it all the same? It had to be vagina. I mean, maybe she was sucking some of them. Like is that?

• 1:52:46Speaker 06

  But that shouldn't count.

• 1:52:47Mark Gagnon?

  I don't think that counts.

• 1:52:49Speaker 04

  Ash should count though. Ash should count for two, to be honest with you.

• 1:52:54Speaker 02

  All right. So what do you guys think about that?

• 1:52:56Speaker 04

  I mean, has she have she spoken on it? Has she said how fucking awful she feels or anything like that?

• 1:53:04Speaker 06

  She broke a thousand and then there was just 57 people left and she was like, ah, run it up.

• 1:53:09Speaker 03

  Apparently.

• 1:53:09Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 1:53:10Speaker 03

  What a ledge. That's kind of sick. But I mean, if sex means nothing, then why is this different than like a hot dog eating contest?

• 1:53:15Speaker 04

  Cause it's getting fucked in your vagina contest.

• 1:53:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, just putting food in your mouth contest. You know what I mean? It's like, if it's just an act that people do that doesn't have any type of social bearing and doesn't really matter who you do it with.

• 1:53:27Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:53:28Mark Gagnon?

  Fucking liberal cuck.

• 1:53:29Speaker 03

  I disagree. No, I'm saying like.

• 1:53:31Speaker 02

  I understand.

• 1:53:32Speaker 03

  If culturally we view sex as just like, yeah, who gives a fuck doing whoever, then why is it? Why is? Why are people?

• 1:53:37Speaker 02

  It's difficult for us because we don't view sex like that entirely. Like there's a number where if you go past it, then sex is this emotional, beautiful act. You know what I mean?

• 1:53:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:53:49Speaker 02

  Like, if somebody went down to Columbia, there was a friend of ours and fucked like four girls in a night, we wouldn't be like, oh, that's disgusting. Like, how could you, you know, ruin the sanctity of this beautiful connection that you could have with another person?

• 1:54:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:02Speaker 02

  But then if one of our boys fucked a thousand girls in Columbia.

• 1:54:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:06Speaker 02

  He's got, he's got eights, right? Like, there's like a concern at a certain point, right?

• 1:54:10Speaker 04

  He's dead.

• 1:54:10Speaker 03

  So what is the number that it becomes a pathology?

• 1:54:13Speaker 02

  That's, we should, I think for girls, it's like two.

• 1:54:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:16Speaker 02

  I think when girls-

• 1:54:17Speaker 03

  Simultaneous?

• 1:54:18Speaker 02

  If girls have sex with more than one guy in a night, that you're a whore forever.

• 1:54:27Speaker 02

  Isn't that sad?

• 1:54:30Speaker 02

  Isn't that sad, knowing that you've helped that happen?

• 1:54:35Speaker 02

  But it is a girl, like, what is the number, like, what is the number for your girl? If she told you a story and she was like, ah, it was some crazy night at college and there was like five guys and it was just like, right? What do you do? You have to break up? Like, what do you do?

• 1:54:51Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, yeah, we done.

• 1:54:52Speaker 02

  You're done, right?

• 1:54:53Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:54:54Speaker 02

  You're done?

• 1:54:55Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:54:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:56Speaker 03

  Two guys, it was a crazy night, two guys.

• 1:54:59Speaker 04

  I'm out.

• 1:54:59Speaker 02

  Connor, you're done.

• 1:55:00Speaker 04

  I'm out.

• 1:55:02Speaker 03

  I mean, you know our answer.

• 1:55:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. We have the right.

• 1:55:06Speaker 03

  There's a crazy guy, we dated for four years. I'm like, gross. What the fuck?

• 1:55:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's kind of more than one, ladies, is the, is the cutoff.

• 1:55:14Speaker 03

  But for guys.

• 1:55:15Speaker 02

  Well, we can only have sex with one at a time.

• 1:55:19Mark Gagnon?

  Speak for yourself.

• 1:55:21Speaker 02

  Meaning, like, I can't fuck you while I'm fucking somebody else.

• 1:55:26Speaker 03

  But now you're talking about DP. If the girl's having sex with two guys, she's only having sex with one guy at a time.

• 1:55:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's even worse.

• 1:55:31Speaker 04

  That's crazy what you just said. I mean, that's crazy. I, what the fuck did you just say, dude?

• 1:55:36Speaker 03

  I'm just trying to understand the logistics of it, like.

• 1:55:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm done. Come on, man.

• 1:55:42Speaker 03

  I'm saying, it's the same thing. Guys don't have sex with one girl at one time.

• 1:55:45Speaker 02

  No, but like-

• 1:55:45Speaker 03

  Girls don't have sex with one guy.

• 1:55:47Speaker 02

  Sex is putting dick in, right? I can only put dick in one, like, but if a girl's getting up the ass and in the pussy at the same time, you're just like, what the hell's wrong with you?

• 1:55:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:55:56Speaker 02

  You know, or if you're like, a dick is in her mouth while a dick is in her vagina. That's insane.

• 1:56:03Speaker 02

  And I've done that with girls. And even during it, I'm like, yo, you are a fuck. Why would you do this? This is crazy. This is an insane decision that you made. Completely sober.

• 1:56:18Speaker 02

  That you were really enthusiastic about. Did you think, we think this is cool? We're gonna call you a whore forever. Why would you do this? What are you doing? You know?

• 1:56:29Speaker 03

  Do you think my mom's still listening?

• 1:56:32Speaker 02

  I think she would agree with our perspective on this part. So, so what is the, what is the takeaway from this? Like, did, did, did these girls fuck enough guys at one time where even like regular promiscuous girls start going, oh, it is kinda gross.

• 1:56:46Speaker 04

  Thousand percent.

• 1:56:47Speaker 02

  Are they gonna ruin promiscuity? Like, our generation, or me and Al's generation benefited from sexual liberty. Like, we were able to meet girls and have sex with them, and it wasn't that big a deal because it was more transactional, like you said. But are these girls proving that that's actually disgusting? And guys actually think that's disgusting?

• 1:57:05Speaker 04

  Or you just recalibrate the number at which you're a whore. Now you just raised it. We're desensitized.

• 1:57:10Speaker 02

  So now girls like, well, at least I didn't fuck a thousand girls in one night. You think I'm a slut?

• 1:57:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:57:16Speaker 02

  I fucked fifty guys.

• 1:57:17Speaker 04

  Double digits.

• 1:57:18Speaker 02

  That's, that's nothing.

• 1:57:19Speaker 03

  Over twenty-four hours. That's like two an hour. That's nothing.

• 1:57:23Speaker 04

  That's light work.

• 1:57:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, what are the repercussions of this? Cause it's popular. People know about it. People are commenting. I was just on Instagram, Kevin Love posted about it. He's like, this was our fourth quarter yesterday. I thought it was a funny post.

• 1:57:35Speaker 06

  Did you see she holds up the thousand? Like, the, the.

• 1:57:38Speaker 04

  The Will Chamberlain?

• 1:57:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, Will Chamberlain photo.

• 1:57:40Speaker 04

  That's so funny. That's hilarious. Now that's funny.

• 1:57:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's very.

• 1:57:45Speaker 04

  That's really good.

• 1:57:46Speaker 02

  I mean, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to think, like, what is the lasting cost?

• 1:57:53Speaker 02

  Man. And there's another thing where it's like, she's too pretty to be doing it.

• 1:57:58Speaker 04

  She's a pretty girl.

• 1:57:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:57:59Mark Gagnon?

  She got crazy eyes though.

• 1:58:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:58:01Speaker 03

  Do you think she took a break? Like, was she in the corner, like, getting vastly in her eyebrows at any point?

• 1:58:05Speaker 02

  Let me tell you, let me tell you, like a box.

• 1:58:09Speaker 02

  Let me tell you. I mean this sincerely. If, if you're a guy in England or whatever, and at one point you hit on this girl and she rejected you, you need to kill someone.

• 1:58:20Speaker 02

  Okay, cuz there is something so hideous and disgusting about you that even this bucket wouldn't let you fuck.

• 1:58:27Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 1:58:27Speaker 02

  Bonk me for free, let me film it.

• 1:58:30Mark Gagnon?

  What's going on in the UK, yo?

• 1:58:32Speaker 02

  What is going on?

• 1:58:33Mark Gagnon?

  That's, y'all gotta get y'all shit together.

• 1:58:35Speaker 02

  Oh no, this makes me uncomfortable. Right?

• 1:58:37Mark Gagnon?

  Shit.

• 1:58:38Speaker 02

  And why did she have to like make a big thing about it? Like she could have just went into a Pakistani neighborhood and they would have knocked it out in like 25 minutes. Like why, why is she going on social media and asking? Just walk to the grocery store with your kneecap showing in a Pakistani neighborhood? According to Twitter and what Elon Musk is reposting constantly.

• 1:59:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, who do you, who held the last record?

• 1:59:06Speaker 02

  For?

• 1:59:06Speaker 03

  For this?

• 1:59:07Speaker 02

  An American chick.

• 1:59:09Speaker 03

  And what was she doing?

• 1:59:10Speaker 02

  I forget her name, but it's 2004.

• 1:59:15Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:59:16Speaker 02

  So sad.

• 1:59:17Speaker 03

  Is it the end?

• 1:59:18Speaker 02

  Why, it feels like a real down. Like usually we can have fun with these things. I'm more sad about this than the fire in Malibu.

• 1:59:27Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:59:27Speaker 04

  This is gonna end up claiming more victims probably.

• 1:59:29Speaker 02

  No, for real. Only, wait, I said, I almost said only 24 people died, but like unfortunately 24 people died in the California fires.

• 1:59:37Speaker 04

  Quite possible 24 die from this.

• 1:59:38Speaker 02

  1,000%.

• 1:59:39Speaker 03

  What happened to the girl that was selling nudes for the Australia fires? Remember that?

• 1:59:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:59:44Speaker 03

  There was a girl that like sold, like made her OnlyFans and donated all the proceeds and made like $5 million for Australia.

• 1:59:50Speaker 02

  Good for her.

• 1:59:51Speaker 03

  This girl could have done that.

• 1:59:52Speaker 04

  She could have done that.

• 1:59:52Speaker 02

  They'll suck off the first responders.

• 1:59:56Speaker 04

  There'd be a lot more volunteer firefighters if that happened.

• 1:59:58Speaker 03

  Exactly, hose it down. That'd be fire. You could have helped a lot of people.

• 2:00:03Speaker 04

  This is DEI I can get behind. Literally.

• 2:00:07Speaker 02

  I can't, yeah.

• 2:00:09Speaker 03

  It is odd, huh? It really affected the mood of the pod.

• 2:00:14Speaker 03

  Gives you a weird feeling.

• 2:00:15Mark Gagnon?

  Disgusting, bro.

• 2:00:16Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 2:00:17Mark Gagnon?

  It's disgusting.

• 2:00:20Speaker 02

  Why is it disgusting?

• 2:00:21Speaker 04

  It's disgusting.

• 2:00:22Speaker 02

  I mean, it is, but well, like what is, explain your feelings of disgust.

• 2:00:25Speaker 04

  It's worse cuz she's hot. It's like tragic now.

• 2:00:27Mark Gagnon?

  I'm a former whore.

• 2:00:28Speaker 04

  If she's ugly, I'd be like, hey, get it in, girl. But a beautiful girl, I'm like, this is tragic, dude.

• 2:00:33Speaker 02

  That's a really good point.

• 2:00:36Mark Gagnon?

  I guess that has something to do with it.

• 2:00:38Speaker 02

  No, tell me Al, what are you saying?

• 2:00:40Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, from like being a former whore, have some standards.

• 2:00:46Mark Gagnon?

  That's it.

• 2:00:46Speaker 03

  What do you mean standard? She broke her record. She became number one. That is true.

• 2:00:49Mark Gagnon?

  She's letting anybody. She's just letting anybody.

• 2:00:52Speaker 03

  Go.

• 2:00:52Mark Gagnon?

  Like, if it was like a thousand attractive dudes.

• 2:00:56Speaker 03

  We don't know. We gotta see the guys.

• 2:00:58Speaker 02

  What a time to be alive. There is this girl doing this for and fucking a thousand guys for her OnlyFans or whatever it is. And then, and I am sure this has been talked about in nauseam, but there's that other girl who made like 40 million on OnlyFans. And she's a virgin.

• 2:01:15Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's smart. Yeah, she's like, she like goes and dunks on people on these podcasts and shit like that.

• 2:01:20Speaker 02

  Does she?

• 2:01:21Speaker 04

  Yeah. She's well spoken.

• 2:01:24Speaker 02

  I'm like baffled by this.

• 2:01:25Mark Gagnon?

  Wait, but does she show tits?

• 2:01:27Speaker 02

  I imagine there's like some sexually explicit content, but she hasn't had sex yet.

• 2:01:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:01:32Speaker 02

  And like.

• 2:01:34Mark Gagnon?

  No, but that's that weird group of guys that like, you know, the ones that were waiting for fucking bad bunny or bad Bobby to turn 18.

• 2:01:43Speaker 02

  Bad baby.

• 2:01:43Mark Gagnon?

  Bad baby, whatever, to turn 18 and then her fucking gram goes crazy. I'm like, so that means you're looking at her at 17.

• 2:01:50Speaker 02

  Countdown.

• 2:01:51Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 2:01:51Speaker 04

  Oh, this might not be.

• 2:01:52Mark Gagnon?

  So that shit is nasty. Anybody, those types of pages, that shit.

• 2:01:56Speaker 02

  But is this girl 18 years old or is she?

• 2:01:59Speaker 03

  I believe this is the girl that's a.

• 2:02:01Speaker 04

  Oh, this is not the girl I saw.

• 2:02:02Speaker 02

  Sophie Rain.

• 2:02:03Speaker 03

  She's 20, it says.

• 2:02:04Speaker 02

  So she's 20 years old, very attractive girl, and she's a virgin, but I imagine she shows, you know, sexy pics or whatever.

• 2:02:12Speaker 04

  That's genius, actually.

• 2:02:14Speaker 02

  But like, what does this say about the male psyche? There's far more interest in a girl who is beautiful and not fucking than there is in a girl who is fucking everyone.

• 2:02:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's just a human psyche. You want something that not everybody has access to.

• 2:02:34Speaker 02

  But they technically have access to the look, right? Like if she's showing her boobs, etc. I'm not trying to discredit your point. I agree with you, but like, so we're okay with you showing off your body. That to us isn't disgusting. It's the second things enter it.

• 2:02:50Speaker 04

  I think we can justify it also because there is a, an idea of purity attached to her.

• 2:02:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:02:55Speaker 04

  She's showing off her body, but she's still pure, purer than us. She's never had sex. So how, I'm allowed to indulge in this guilt free and not feel like, oh, this is, I'm participating in this blah, blah, blah. This is an empowered girl. She holds on to her morals, does something she's comfortable with. I feel no guilt. She's hot. Let's go.

• 2:03:12Speaker 02

  Guilt free. It's guilt free.

• 2:03:15Speaker 04

  And she's more attractive because she's holding on to her chastity. So it's like a commodity.

• 2:03:19Speaker 02

  Yes, she does. You don't feel that same, like the other girl, you feel gross. You're like, what did this poor girl go through? They're like, sex means nothing to her. That it's like dapping somebody up. This other girl, we'd like to believe that she didn't go through that.

• 2:03:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:03:32Speaker 02

  She's just a super hot girl. She's, you know, making money off OnlyFans because guys want to see her naked. But that is way more, like, guys are paying money to have fake conversations with her on OnlyFans. To the tune of $40 million. This girl had to fuck a thousand guys for us to talk about her on the pod and we still don't even know her name.

• 2:03:51Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 2:03:52Speaker 02

  And it's not like the Sophie Rain girl is like that much more beautiful than the other girl.

• 2:03:57Speaker 04

  They're both hot girls.

• 2:03:58Speaker 02

  They're both hot girls.

• 2:03:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:04:00Speaker 02

  And the only reason we're talking about the 1,000 guy girl is because she did something that we think is disgusting.

• 2:04:07Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 2:04:07Speaker 02

  We're not going, oh my gosh, she's beautiful. They're paying 40 million for this virgin because they're like, holy shit, look how hot this girl is. That she's, she's somehow managed to be this hot and not have sex?

• 2:04:19Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 2:04:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think men are drawn to like the scope, right? Like, it's like, it's ultra purity and chastity while like still being seductive and teasing. And then the other side is like full degradation. And I think that that is like splitting the male psyche.

• 2:04:34Speaker 02

  But are there guys that are into the fact that she's fucked all these dudes? Is that like a kink for them?

• 2:04:39Speaker 03

  I mean, certainly. I imagine that that is a part of it. I mean, I think that's kind of a part of like most porn, to be honest with you. It's like there is like a degraded element where like seeing beautiful woman be degraded is validating for men. And so I think that is taking it to like, it's like farthest logical conclusion.

• 2:04:53Speaker 06

  Apparently Bonnie Blue is making, the girl who had sex with a thousand people is making $700,000 a month.

• 2:04:59Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 2:05:00Speaker 06

  And she's doing, she did a thing in November of 2023 where she went around to British colleges and slept with any student and if she could post it online.

• 2:05:11Speaker 02

  Jeez.

• 2:05:13Speaker 06

  Wild.

• 2:05:14Mark Gagnon?

  Different times, yeah.

• 2:05:16Speaker 03

  So I think it is that like polar, you know, like pole kind of thing.

• 2:05:21Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 2:05:22Mark Gagnon?

  Forty mil.

• 2:05:23Speaker 04

  That's three and a half million a month.

• 2:05:24Mark Gagnon?

  That's impressive.

• 2:05:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:05:26Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 2:05:28Speaker 03

  What a world.

• 2:05:30Speaker 04

  She making more money than Jalen Hurts.

• 2:05:34Speaker 04

  Isn't that fucking crazy?

• 2:05:37Speaker 03

  That is wild.

• 2:05:37Speaker 04

  That's fucking crazy.

• 2:05:39Speaker 03

  Yeah. But what is his contract?

• 2:05:41Speaker 04

  I was probably around the same, but just like an NFL quarterback. She's getting paid like an NFL, like a good NFL quarterback.

• 2:05:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:05:49Speaker 04

  No CTE, no sex even.

• 2:05:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:05:52Mark Gagnon?

  Do we believe she's a virgin?

• 2:05:54Speaker 02

  That's, that's where, the only reason I believe it is because she's made so much money

• 2:06:01Speaker 02

  having virginity attached to it, that there'd be some dude if he smashed, that would come out and be like, nah, I hit it. Like, think about how many dudes came out and they were talking shit about Travis Hunter and his.

• 2:06:12Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:06:13Speaker 02

  Right? Like, wasn't every dude who DM'd her like, oh, look, she's in my DMs. Like, there's a pylon.

• 2:06:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, or some hatin' ass bitch will be like, oh no, one of my friends slept with her. She's lying. She shouldn't make all that money.

• 2:06:29Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 2:06:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's something unsettling about this.

• 2:06:36Speaker 04

  It's because you have a daughter, dude.

• 2:06:38Speaker 02

  You think that?

• 2:06:40Speaker 04

  As you twist your wedding ring in concern?

• 2:06:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:06:46Speaker 02

  Like, you want to talk to her and figure out what the fuck happened? Yeah. I need to know why it's so meaningless.

• 2:06:55Speaker 04

  Curl that shelf is so funny. I just want to get through to it.

• 2:06:58Speaker 02

  But y'all don't have girls and you feel the same way too, aren't you? Like, why, why? I need to know why you don't care at all. Nothing? No concern?

• 2:07:04Speaker 03

  I feel it intellectually. I'm less like disturbed, I think. Probably the same integral level where you are.

• 2:07:09Speaker 02

  Fair enough.

• 2:07:09Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, I just think you're disgusting. Me too.

• 2:07:16Speaker 02

  And then where do you go from here? Once you already have that, once you have a thousand bodies in 12 hours, it's like...

• 2:07:23Mark Gagnon?

  But then I think there's some dudes, like Mark said, that like that shit. Now, there's gonna be some dudes that want to wife up the girl with the world record.

• 2:07:30Speaker 04

  Wiping up.

• 2:07:31Speaker 02

  But now she can never do less than a thousand.

• 2:07:34Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know. I think she can go back to normal.

• 2:07:36Speaker 02

  But she can't be like, I fucked 200 guys this weekend. We'd be like, alright, like...

• 2:07:41Speaker 06

  I watched the documentary about the girl who did 100 and...

• 2:07:46Speaker 02

  You would, you would watch the doc and not the fucking.

• 2:07:51Speaker 03

  What do you think he meant, bro?

• 2:07:52Speaker 06

  No, I didn't watch the fucking.

• 2:07:53Speaker 02

  No, he watched, somebody did a documentary about it. You, you watched the gay parts? There's a girl getting fucked. You could get all the same information.

• 2:08:03Speaker 06

  No, I want to know the psyche about it and like...

• 2:08:05Speaker 04

  Alright, I feel you on that. What was she doing?

• 2:08:07Speaker 06

  Bro, she, I, I watched documentary and then I read a bunch of articles about it and a bunch of psychologists were saying that she basically is using sex as self-harm. Like, she had no idea what she was doing.

• 2:08:17Speaker 04

  It's like cutting, right?

• 2:08:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, similar. Like, she basically is like using it as a form of like bodily, body mutilation. Thank you. Uh, and there was a guy, though, in the documentary, like, that they, just all these people signed up and she didn't really have a full understanding. It was sort of fucked the way it all happened. She cries then, it's very sad.

• 2:08:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:08:35Speaker 06

  Uh, but one of the guys wanted to be last.

• 2:08:37Speaker 02

  That's the only part that I got turned on by, actually.

• 2:08:40Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 2:08:41Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 2:08:42Speaker 06

  But there's a guy.

• 2:08:42Speaker 02

  Like, that's when I started jerking off. I was like, all right, we getting somewhere. This is what I'm talking about. Some real authentic emotion. Keep it up, keep it up.

• 2:08:51Speaker 06

  There was a guy who wanted to be last, like legitimately, like requested. He's like, I'll show up, but I want to be last. I was like, that's crazy.

• 2:08:57Speaker 04

  So crazy.

• 2:08:58Speaker 02

  Nah.

• 2:08:59Speaker 03

  I've done that at a comedy show before. I get that.

• 2:09:03Speaker 03

  Can I go at the end?

• 2:09:05Speaker 02

  Man, the ego he must have. I wonder if they measure the guys. Cause like, she gotta say, you can't have like a bludgeon. Like you can't.

• 2:09:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, top especially.

• 2:09:16Speaker 02

  Or just at any time, it's like, that's gotta, that's gotta be way more taxing. Like a guy with like a 12 inch dick is like taking four dicks.

• 2:09:23Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 2:09:28Speaker 03

  They could add that, that should be part of the metric. Like, if you got a 12 inch, that's two at least.

• 2:09:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's like a total of inches, really.

• 2:09:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:09:36Speaker 02

  It's like buying pizza at like a cool shop.

• 2:09:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly. Yeah, how many inches of dick do you think she took down? Right? If it's like, what, two and a half average?

• 2:09:46Speaker 03

  A thousand?

• 2:09:47Speaker 06

  We can do the math on this.

• 2:09:48Speaker 02

  So, so, so the, the doctor or whatever who was diagnosing her with this, or was like a therapist or something?

• 2:09:54Speaker 06

  It was actually an article after I read that was basically like reviewing it. And yeah, they were just like, yeah, it's probably a pretty, it's self harm. It was basically self harm. And she really didn't do a bunch of research on it, but yeah.

• 2:10:09Speaker 03

  That's the review?

• 2:10:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:10:11Speaker 03

  What did Roger Ebert say? That's, I'm trying, I'm trying to get the full.

• 2:10:14Speaker 06

  Fifty four, that fifty four, 5,454 inches of dick. I did the math.

• 2:10:21Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 2:10:21Speaker 06

  5.61 inches average times 1,057.

• 2:10:26Speaker 03

  That's, that's.

• 2:10:26Speaker 04

  How many feet is that? Buy that by 12, yo.

• 2:10:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, how tall is that? Like, is that a building?

• 2:10:31Speaker 04

  That's like 600 feet of dick.

• 2:10:33Speaker 06

  She took 454 feet.

• 2:10:36Speaker 04

  Of dick. She took a football field of dick.

• 2:10:38Speaker 02

  Can you, can you, can you divide 454 by 10?

• 2:10:42Speaker 06

  Yeah. Forty five point four.

• 2:10:45Speaker 02

  She took a 45 story building worth of dick.

• 2:10:49Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ, dog.

• 2:10:53Speaker 03

  That's how much dick she took.

• 2:10:58Speaker 03

  Look at that. Look at the amount of dick.

• 2:11:01Speaker 04

  That's crazy, dog.

• 2:11:03Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 2:11:03Speaker 04

  It kinda makes it impressive when you think about it.

• 2:11:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, right? Like, you're almost leaning at the Colosseum.

• 2:11:08Speaker 04

  Now it's like a feat. Yeah, now it's, yeah. Honestly, this might be flipping me.

• 2:11:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:11:13Speaker 04

  I'm impressed with this bitch.

• 2:11:15Speaker 03

  Human beings are capable of so much.

• 2:11:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 2:11:18Speaker 03

  It's just like a triumph of just the human spirit.

• 2:11:20Speaker 04

  It really is.

• 2:11:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, it's just remarkable. How do we use her?

• 2:11:25Speaker 04

  I think we did.

• 2:11:27Speaker 03

  No, like, for the benefit of America. Like militarily or something? Yeah. Yeah, maybe put her on the front line somewhere. I mean, these are the type of women where it's like, you could make them honeypots, you know?

• 2:11:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:11:39Speaker 03

  And like, you can still do your horseshit, extract information while you're doing it, and, you know, benefit your country. Now you're a hero. But if you're willing to bring a thousand guys, you got, I don't know if you can honeypot. Say, hey, what'd you learn from the Taliban? Like, sucked off a bunch of them. And you're like, did you make, get the main guy? She's like, no, I was sucking off the other guy.

• 2:11:55Speaker 04

  No, but they canceled all their terrorism plans. They're pretty relaxed right now.

• 2:11:59Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure that's been used as a warfare tactic. I'm pretty sure the US did that. I forgot where, but, uh...

• 2:12:04Mark Gagnon?

  Stop talking about your grandma.

• 2:12:09Speaker 04

  Guys, we're about to hop into our Patreon episode, but before we do, uh, we ask patrons to send in questions every week. They're so fun, and we wanna start sharing little previews with you guys. So here's one. Check it out.

• 2:12:20Speaker 07

  What up, fellas? Happy fucking new year. Twenty million dollars. Would you, A, suck a dick to completion, or B, get a Dubai porta potty? And take a second and think about it, because it'll reveal a lot of shit about your homies that you thought you knew that you, it's news to you.

• 2:12:35Speaker 04

  I don't know what that says about me, but chest, like, shit on my chest, no question over sucking a dick.

• 2:12:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's probably true. It's just so, it's like, uh, degrading, yeah.

• 2:12:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, you know, it's just degrading sucking a guy's dick to completion.

• 2:12:46Speaker 03

  Not really. And then we wonder why our wives don't do it. We can't perpetuate this. I don't think it's that degrading. Like, I think it's a pretty normal thing. It's gross because it's gay, but outside of that, it's not like, it's not like a degrading act.

• 2:13:00Speaker 04

  Would you rather suck the dick?

• 2:13:02Speaker 03

  No, I'm gonna get shit on. Yeah, but, but it's not, I agree with you. It's not super degrading. It's not degrading. Shitting on, then also, I would rather have someone shit on my back.

• 2:13:11Speaker 04

  Oh, obviously, but that's not a choice here.

• 2:13:13Mark Gagnon?

  You don't have that choice.

• 2:13:15Speaker 03

  Well, maybe I could negotiate for that. Yeah, you could charm them. You could probably charm them. My back's actually better.

• 2:13:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, so much better.

• 2:13:22Mark Gagnon?

  Well, then maybe you can negotiate just kissing the dick and not sucking it.

• 2:13:27Speaker 04

  Oh, I'd kiss the dick for 20 million.

• 2:13:29Mark Gagnon?

  You see?

• 2:13:30Speaker 02

  I don't think kissing a dick just like, huh? I don't think that that's gay unless they nut immediately upon kissing.

• 2:13:37Speaker 03

  That's gay on them. That's gay on them.

• 2:13:39Speaker 02

  That would be a surprise.

• 2:13:41Speaker 02

  Like, there are part of you that was like flattering.

• 2:13:42Speaker 04

  You could kiss the side of the shaft and then avoid any bust.

• 2:13:45Speaker 02

  But what if you kiss the side and then just shot?

• 2:13:47Speaker 04

  Like that.

• 2:13:48Speaker 02

  Like, would you look at your wife different and be like, yo, how do you, like, I'm nice, bro? Like, what are you doing and I'm not doing? What am I doing you not doing? Like, I just kiss the side of it.

• 2:13:57Speaker 03

  You could teach a course, make another 20 mil.

• 2:13:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:14:00Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 2:14:01Speaker 03

  Also, is sucking dick for 20 mil even gay? I don't even know if it's gay.

• 2:14:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:14:04Speaker 04

  That's some gay shit to say, though.

• 2:14:05Speaker 03

  It's not gay.

• 2:14:06Speaker 02

  I don't think it's gay if it's for 20 million dollars. The problem is, the motion of moving your head up and down on a dick is super gay. I'll never get that out of your head. Never get that out of your head.

• 2:14:17Speaker 03

  It's out of my, oh, fuck, it's back in my head. I try to get it out.

• 2:14:21Mark Gagnon?

  Spend that money, spend 80 dollars.

• 2:14:23Speaker 02

  We're gonna let that out of your head.

• 2:14:24Speaker 03

  Just keep on seeing it.

• 2:14:25Speaker 02

  Hey, dude, it's in your head and it'll be there forever.

• 2:14:29Speaker 03

  Whose dick is it? I can't even look at it.

• 2:14:30Speaker 02

  Oh, don't even start that. Your dad's.

• 2:14:33Speaker 03

  Oh, no, why did you do that? Get it out of my head, bro, stop.

• 2:14:38Speaker 02

  Oh, dude.

• 2:14:38Speaker 03

  Let's change the topic.

• 2:14:39Speaker 02

  Have you seen your dad's meat?

• 2:14:40Speaker 03

  Not recently.

• 2:14:41Speaker 02

  No, but like as a child, would you see it swinging around in the house or no?

• 2:14:43Speaker 03

  Never in the house, but I do, I do have a memory of like showering and I think it was that memory. My dad was like, all right, we're not, we're done. Like, we would shower together and I'd go on a towel and I'd sit on the, on the side when I was done showering. Then he would finish. And I have like one memory of that. And I think that was like the exact age. My dad was like, all right, you're four years old, we can't do this.

• 2:15:00Speaker 02

  Wait, why?

• 2:15:01Speaker 03

  Because you can't, once your kid makes memories, you can't be showering with them.

• 2:15:04Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, got it, got it, got it.

• 2:15:06Speaker 04

  You showered with your dad?

• 2:15:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:15:08Speaker 04

  That's, that's weird, right? I know, I know, I know, I can't.

• 2:15:13Speaker 02

  That's not weird. That's not weird.

• 2:15:17Speaker 02

  That's not weird. It's not weird if it's on the baby.

• 2:15:21Speaker 03

  That's not weird.

• 2:15:21Speaker 02

  That's some Catholic shit, yo.

• 2:15:23Speaker 03

  That'd be bad.

• 2:15:24Speaker 02

  That's no, bro.

• 2:15:25Speaker 03

  Why is that weird?

• 2:15:25Speaker 02

  That shit is weird.

• 2:15:27Speaker 04

  That's not weird.

• 2:15:28Speaker 02

  That son of a dad just fucking takes him and showers him in there. The dad don't gotta be naked?

• 2:15:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, we were showering, bro.

• 2:15:35Speaker 02

  No, they're both showering.

• 2:15:36Speaker 03

  At least I have a dad, what are you talking about, bro?

• 2:15:39Speaker 02

  That's not weird.

• 2:15:40Speaker 03

  You never showered with your dad?

• 2:15:43Speaker 02

  I'd rather not have a dad than shower with my dad.

• 2:15:50Speaker 03

  The fact that you're being nice makes me think that it's bad.

• 2:15:55Speaker 02

  It's not weird.

• 2:15:55Speaker 03

  The fact that he's being so nice makes me think it's really a bad thing.

• 2:15:58Speaker 04

  Thank God my dad don't love me.

• 2:15:59Speaker 02

  I know.

• 2:16:00Speaker 04

  So what happened?

• 2:16:01Speaker 02

  Don't leave me.

• 2:16:02Speaker 04

  So what happened?

• 2:16:04Speaker 02

  So what happened? Like you would get, you would get out of the shower.

• 2:16:07Speaker 03

  I don't want to talk about it.

• 2:16:08Speaker 04

  And then just wait for it?

• 2:16:09Speaker 02

  And then there's so many kids.

• 2:16:11Speaker 03

  Wait for what?

• 2:16:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, it's a conveyor. But what were you, what were you waiting for? Like, what was he doing?

• 2:16:16Speaker 03

  For him to leave and then, I was like three years old.

• 2:16:19Speaker 04

  Why was your dad still showering?

• 2:16:20Speaker 03

  Why didn't you get out? It's cold outside the shower.

• 2:16:23Speaker 02

  Was he like washing you up?

• 2:16:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause I didn't, I didn't wash my hair and my ears.

• 2:16:26Speaker 02

  So he would wash you up?

• 2:16:28Speaker 04

  He, why, he gotta be naked.

• 2:16:29Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying, why?

• 2:16:31Speaker 03

  He's popping the shower, bro.

• 2:16:32Speaker 02

  It's a shower, it's hard to like, put your hands just in the shower.

• 2:16:35Speaker 04

  My dad has done that. I remember my dad doing that.

• 2:16:38Speaker 02

  Yes, it's very.

• 2:16:39Speaker 04

  I vividly remember my dad doing that.

• 2:16:40Speaker 02

  So he would get in the shower and then he would, and so he would bust or like?

• 2:16:45Speaker 03

  No. Get it out of my head, bro, stop.

• 2:16:48Speaker 02

  You're sitting.

• 2:16:48Speaker 03

  Why did you put that in my head?

• 2:16:49Speaker 02

  You're sitting there. You're sitting there with your towel on.

• 2:16:52Speaker 04

  The movable shower head?

• 2:16:58Speaker 02

  So you're sitting there with your towel on and you're sitting.

• 2:17:03Speaker 03

  It's not that funny, Al. Either it's normal or it's traumatic, you're seriously laughing.

• 2:17:08Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 2:17:09Speaker 03

  Either it's normal or it's traumatic.

• 2:17:11Speaker 02

  Al, Al, we gotta be serious about it. So you're sitting there and your dad is just fucking beating away.

• 2:17:16Speaker 03

  Either it's normal or it's traumatic.

• 2:17:18Speaker 02

  In his elbows just hitting the glass. He's making all sorts of sounds.

• 2:17:24Speaker 02

  Alright, so his elbow's banging into the glass and then. Okay, and you're just sitting there with the towel wrapped around you drying off.

• 2:17:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was so cozy, I had a little kid towel with the hood on and I would sit there.

• 2:17:37Speaker 02

  And then, and he would finish and then did he need like a?

• 2:17:41Speaker 03

  I had to get dressed, bro, I was one year old.

• 2:17:43Speaker 02

  No, no, no. You said you were four years old. You said you were in kindergarten, bro.

• 2:17:48Speaker 03

  No, I didn't. I was three months old, bro.

• 2:17:50Speaker 02

  No, you said kindergarten.

• 2:17:52Speaker 03

  No, that's not, uh-uh.

• 2:17:53Speaker 02

  He didn't go to kindergarten, so.

• 2:17:54Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 2:17:55Speaker 02

  Oh shit, you were homeschooled, so you didn't even have friends to tell you that shit was weird.

• 2:18:00Speaker 04

  Telling other kids what's happening in there.

• 2:18:01Speaker 02

  Shit, you didn't have a teacher to call CPS, that's crazy, bro.

• 2:18:04Speaker 03

  Yo.

• 2:18:04Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 2:18:05Speaker 03

  Bro, you're European, bro, we're European. Would you ever shower with your mom? So was that like?

• 2:18:13Speaker 06

  That was much older. That was way older.

• 2:18:15Speaker 03

  Nah, would your moms ever wash you up?

• 2:18:17Speaker 04

  That's less weird. I would shower with Al's mom.

• 2:18:21Speaker 04

  No question of that.

• 2:18:22Speaker 06

  I don't think you can afford it, bro. That shit is expensive, dude.

• 2:18:25Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, God.

• 2:18:26Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, hold on, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, why is it expensive to shower with Al's mom? What are you trying to say?

• 2:18:31Mark Gagnon?

  He's 1.5. She's 1.5.

• 2:18:33Speaker 06

  1.5, that's what he said.

• 2:18:36Speaker 06

  Why are you thinking about it?

• 2:18:37Mark Gagnon?

  1.5, I can saddle.

• 2:18:46Speaker 06

  Yo, do you start a GoFundMe?

• 2:18:49Mark Gagnon?

  I'm just saying.

• 2:18:49Speaker 06

  Let's start a Go- get a Go-

• 2:18:52Speaker 04

  Saddle up!

• 2:18:55Speaker 06

  Get a GoFundMe already. Put it on the internet.

• 2:18:57Mark Gagnon?

  Yo, we're never not starting with Patreon questions ever again for Patreon.

• 2:19:03Speaker 04

  Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

• 2:19:05Speaker 03

  Saddle up is crazy.

• 2:19:07Mark Gagnon?

  I'm just saying, it is what it is.

• 2:19:10Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, dude.

• 2:19:11Mark Gagnon?

  1.5, she hasn't, you know?

• 2:19:13Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 2:19:14Speaker 03

  Can we go deep, though?

• 2:19:16Speaker 06

  Yo, see, that's very-

• 2:19:17Speaker 03

  See, Dallas, wow.

• 2:19:18Mark Gagnon?

  That's right, Dallas, wow.

• 2:19:19Speaker 03

  Nah, 1.5.

• 2:19:21Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, but 1.5-

• 2:19:22Speaker 04

  That's not what you paid for. That's not what you paid for.

• 2:19:24Speaker 03

  Nah, but-

• 2:19:25Speaker 04

  We can't half-stroke that, like, yeah.

• 2:19:27Mark Gagnon?

  I mean, you gotta be able to go deep, so it's like, yeah.

• 2:19:30Speaker 03

  Alright, can we go as deep as we can? Can we go as deep as we can?

• 2:19:34Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, yeah, do your thing. Now, she hasn't been around the block in a while. She, it would be fun for her.

• 2:19:39Speaker 04

  Have you ever, I know this is like a weird question, but like, have you asked her, like, when the last time was?

• 2:19:44Mark Gagnon?

  No, but I don't think she, actually, there was only one dude after my dad.

• 2:19:48Speaker 04

  Really?

• 2:19:48Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 2:19:49Speaker 04

  How long after?

• 2:19:49Mark Gagnon?

  White dude named Ron from Alabama.

• 2:19:53Mark Gagnon?

  I remember that.

• 2:19:54Speaker 03

  He fucked that shit up.

• 2:19:56Mark Gagnon?

  No, I fucked it up.

• 2:19:57Speaker 04

  Oh, really?

• 2:19:57Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, cuz I started getting in trouble, like, all the shit that I was doing and stuff. So she's like, ah, I can't not watch him cuz he's gonna get-

• 2:20:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:20:06Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 2:20:07Speaker 04

  And then she never dated again?

• 2:20:08Mark Gagnon?

  Never dated again.

• 2:20:09Speaker 04

  And you've spoken to her about this?

• 2:20:10Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 2:20:10Speaker 04

  She's not having some one-night stands, just having some fun out there?

• 2:20:13Speaker 03

  Not the dating apps or any of that kinda stuff?

• 2:20:15Mark Gagnon?

  It's like, I think you turn it off and then-

• 2:20:18Speaker 03

  You got, yeah.

• 2:20:19Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 2:20:20Speaker 03

  But you ever ask? You ask your parents? My dad jokes around about it all the time.

• 2:20:25Speaker 02

  Like he's my whole life, he's been joking around about smashing my mom's and also not getting laid.

• 2:20:30Speaker 04

  That's not true.

• 2:20:31Speaker 02

  Nah, I know. He loved, but like I used to hear him fuck. My dad be rocking that shit.

• 2:20:36Speaker 06

  That's gotta be worse than showering, bro. There's no way.

• 2:20:39Speaker 04

  Nah, that's a natural thing.

• 2:20:40Speaker 06

  That's way weirder, bro.

• 2:20:41Speaker 04

  That's two parents fucking. That's what we all hope.

• 2:20:42Speaker 02

  Nah, my dad would do it family platonically.

• 2:20:45Speaker 06

  My dad would rock that shit.

• 2:20:46Speaker 04

  I hope my dad, I hope my mom, I hope my dad dick my mom down, dude.

• 2:20:50Speaker 02

  He would rock that shit.

• 2:20:51Mark Gagnon?

  So you're four years old, you're at dick level with your dad?

• 2:20:57Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, that's where you get the suds from, right?

• 2:21:01Mark Gagnon?

  Is that where you get the suds?

• 2:21:02Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 2:21:09Speaker 02

  Just have to hit him in the head.

• 2:21:18Speaker 06

  Bro, it's not weird, bro. It's just penis. It's European, look it up. It's European, we're closer.

• 2:21:27Mark Gagnon?

  Yo, that shit is crazy.

• 2:21:29Speaker 04

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