Pod Insights Flagrant Trump as Jesus is WILD, Melania Revives Epstein, + Bieber Saves Coachella | #700 About this episode YERRR – the boys go Trump vs the Pope and it gets insane fast:
– Melania rand Epstein ALLEGEDLY
– Iranian Twitter, nukes & Lego propaganda
– Bieber at Coachella & California political scandals
All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE.
0:00 Trump v Pope + Church had “some issues”
7:26 Orthodox gang, we need you + Trump fires back
9:32 American Pope, “Dr” Trump + Fugazi Doordasher
17:02 White Deliverymen + Who’s he healing?
21:51 Baal in the pic + Names a name
23:33 Time Person of the Year
25:44 Was Melania trafficked? ICE strategy + Deaf Blood
36:29 No air screaming + Turtles screwing
39:40 Remember them Alien girls?
42:32 Amanda inner circle + Ho3 to Housewife Pipeline
43:36 Pope as Prezzy? Christ is KING
47:12 Iranian Twitter + Nukes + Albinos + Short Witch Drs
1:01:15 Iranian Lego slopaganda
1:04:34 Peptides, back mouth
1:10:23 Justin Bieber at Coachella + Effort x Nostalgia
1:22:17 SNL does Brilliant Idiots?
1:25:51 Akaash doing Radio City this Saturday
1:26:31 Eric Swalwell scandal + Chinese spy
1:34:27 Mark was SINNING + Step down x Fang Fang
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0:00 Speaker 00 What's up everybody, welcome to Flagrant, it's Boy Schultz here, Alex Media, Marky Gags, Miles on the ones and twos, Joey over there trying to figure out the computer.
0:10 Mark Gagnon? Nice.
0:11 Speaker 00 Um.
0:12 Mark Gagnon? One day Joey.
0:12 Speaker 00 Yeah, one day you got that shit, man. Guys, guys, big tings happening in the world, big tings happening in the world, man. Mm-hmm. Um, Trump, Trump and the Catholic Church going after.
0:23 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, bro, this is, this is kinda wild.
0:24 Speaker 00 They're going at it. I didn't feel as a Catholic, bro.
0:27 Mark Gagnon? That's, this is where you gotta ride for your boy.
0:29 Speaker 00 And who's, I mean.
0:30 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, which, yeah.
0:31 Speaker 00 Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm just trying to say.
0:35 Mark Gagnon? Leonardo, dude.
0:36 Speaker 00 Pope Leonardo, 100%.
0:38 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
0:38 Speaker 00 So Leonardo's coming at Trump for.
0:41 Mark Gagnon? Quick question, quick question. Is the Pope the leader of all of y'all? Like, is he both of your daddies or just his daddy?
0:47 Speaker 00 Mostly my daddy. He's really all of our daddy. Like, did you choose up with Iran? Are you, are you already on their side?
0:54 Mark Gagnon? Nah, like, religious people. I'm just, I'm agnostic. No.
0:59 Speaker 00 But were you baptized?
1:01 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:01 Speaker 00 Okay. Right, now we're trying to.
1:03 Mark Gagnon? Not by choice, not by choice.
1:04 Speaker 00 It don't matter if it's by choice.
1:05 Mark Gagnon? They got it to be.
1:07 Speaker 00 Whoa, you ain't married. Cause don't say, no, you can't say that. With all due respect, it was consensual, it was consensual. Of course, of course, it was a birth.
1:17 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, I was 13 and in church, that's consensual, right?
1:19 Speaker 00 No, no. You're not baptized at 13?
1:22 Mark Gagnon? No, that was the other one. That's communion.
1:25 Speaker 00 You are way more Catholic than maybe, now Mark is super Catholic, but you're more Catholic than me?
1:30 Mark Gagnon? I am Puerto Rican, I had to go.
1:32 Speaker 00 You had to wait for.
1:33 Mark Gagnon? I had to go through all this thing.
1:34 Speaker 00 Me no Catholic, me Puerto Rican. I had to. No, no, I had to. Don't do, I had to.
1:39 Mark Gagnon? She still thinks I'm going to hell right now.
1:41 Speaker 00 You are.
1:42 Mark Gagnon? I didn't do the final one, what's the one after confirmation? I didn't do that one.
1:45 Speaker 00 You gotta get, you gotta hit the confirmation.
1:46 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, see, I'm not full.
1:47 Speaker 00 What are you waiting for, bro?
1:48 Mark Gagnon? What are you waiting for? Fake?
1:50 Speaker 00 I'm a fake.
1:52 Mark Gagnon? You Orthodox, you not even, you not even down.
1:54 Speaker 00 I'm Orthodox. I switched up on Orthodox.
1:56 Mark Gagnon? He left Orthodox, bro.
1:56 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:57 Mark Gagnon? He left Orthodox.
1:58 Speaker 00 Word?
1:58 Mark Gagnon? Oh, you down with gay, gay?
1:59 Speaker 00 No, I'm Harlem, bro, I'm Harlem.
2:02 Speaker 00 Shout out to Renaissance Church, man, love y'all. Corvallis gave an amazing fucking sermon. I even felt guilty saying fucking. For that one. Try it again, yeah. But yeah, shout out to, shout out to Corvus and Renaissance Church.
2:15 Mark Gagnon? Does he pull up in a Dior and a Bentley and shit like that?
2:17 Speaker 00 No, no, it's in a public school. This is, this is.
2:20 Speaker 02 Well, after Schultz goes a couple of times, all of a sudden.
2:23 Speaker 00 Yeah, I'm not gonna have any seats if we keep talking about how amazing these church services are.
2:27 Mark Gagnon? Does he look at you funny if you don't tip enough?
2:29 Speaker 00 Bro, I'll be honest with you.
2:31 Mark Gagnon? Tip, same shit.
2:31 Speaker 00 I'm in there. You being a real disrespecter, right? I hope there's hell. No, no, I can't do that. No. Choose a good path. That's what the sermon was about. It was, don't wish bad on people.
2:42 Mark Gagnon? Exactly.
2:43 Speaker 00 Don't wish for people demise.
2:43 Mark Gagnon? You on your Trump shit right now.
2:45 Speaker 00 I'm trying to hope you find God.
2:47 Speaker 02 You gotta do it more clever. You gotta be like, I hope you learned a good lesson.
2:49 Speaker 00 I hope you do learn a good lesson.
2:51 Speaker 02 I hope, I hope you get close to God. I hope God tests you.
2:53 Speaker 00 I hope you marry your girl so that both of you stop sinning. You could just marry her and then both of you won't be sinning.
2:59 Speaker 02 You're living in sin.
2:59 Speaker 00 You are living in sin, dripping it.
3:01 Mark Gagnon? I don't practice y'all shit, so I'm not sinning.
3:03 Speaker 00 What is y'all shit?
3:04 Mark Gagnon? Y'all shit.
3:05 Speaker 00 Are you a good person?
3:06 Mark Gagnon? Yes.
3:07 Speaker 00 Then you're part of us.
3:08 Mark Gagnon? Wow.
3:09 Speaker 00 You think human beings were good before this?
3:10 Mark Gagnon? You say Muslims aren't good people?
3:12 Speaker 00 They came after. So, get the order right.
3:15 Mark Gagnon? Alright, so if they was late, I'm probably Muslim.
3:19 Speaker 02 Good point, good point. But Muslims also love Jesus, so there you go. That's what I'm saying. They love Jesus, we love Jesus.
3:25 Speaker 00 They gotta love him.
3:26 Speaker 02 Oh, okay.
3:27 Speaker 00 They love him.
3:27 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
3:28 Speaker 00 Now, if you convert to him, they'll kill you. But they love, it is awesome, kinda like, how much do you love him? It's almost like loving like your stepfather or some shit.
3:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:38 Speaker 00 You know, it's like, no, no, no.
3:39 Speaker 02 You can't worship him.
3:40 Speaker 00 Yeah, you don't worship him, but you respect him. Pay some respect.
3:43 Speaker 02 Exactly.
3:44 Mark Gagnon? So, y'all, y'all team Leo?
3:45 Speaker 00 Yeah, talk some shit about Islam now. Keep that same attitude with Islam, man. Agnostic. Let's see how agnostic you are.
3:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:53 Speaker 00 Yeah, talk some shit.
3:53 Speaker 02 Now that M'Donny's running shit.
3:55 Speaker 00 Yeah.
3:55 Speaker 02 If M'Donny's gonna catch you on the subway.
3:57 Speaker 00 What'd you say?
3:58 Mark Gagnon? Allah, buck.
4:01 Speaker 00 I'm giving it up to my people, bro. I'm trying to get free groceries. I know, dude.
4:06 Speaker 02 You sound like a Muslim chicken, dude.
4:07 Speaker 00 Team Z, team Z right here, baby. I'm gonna be praying five times a day in front of the fucking cereal section and the free groceries.
4:15 Speaker 02 Okay, back to the Trump Pope thing. So basically.
4:17 Speaker 00 Why is he beefing with the Pope, man?
4:18 Speaker 02 The Pope was, I mean, it kind of goes back even farther than Pope Leo, but.
4:23 Speaker 00 It's before Pope Leo.
4:24 Speaker 02 Well, because Trump and Francis were going at it a little bit.
4:26 Speaker 00 They were.
4:27 Speaker 02 They were like kind of chirping at each other, but Francis was, uh.
4:29 Speaker 00 Is the Catholic Church like, is there a little of them like, yo, you're not gonna be the most prolific pedophile protector? It's us. You're not taking that from us. Is there a little bit of like?
4:38 Speaker 02 No, that's, no.
4:39 Speaker 00 Is there a little bit of caution?
4:42 Speaker 02 No, no, that's, we don't do that.
4:43 Speaker 00 You don't do that?
4:44 Mark Gagnon? Who won? Like, who's the better protector of pedophiles?
4:46 Speaker 02 Okay, so, no.
4:47 Mark Gagnon? Like, who's better?
4:48 Speaker 02 Look, the church, the church had some issues, okay, but.
4:52 Speaker 00 What does that mean, exactly? What does that mean?
4:55 Mark Gagnon? You sound a real Epstein follower.
4:57 Speaker 00 Look, the church is like, and yo, at least the church moved them around. Trump is just like, yo, stay wherever you at, bro, you good.
5:05 Mark Gagnon? Yo, come a part, be a part of my administration.
5:08 Speaker 00 Keep running the world, man. Introduce me to my new wife.
5:15 Speaker 00 Allegedly, allegedly.
5:17 Speaker 02 Church got into some shenanigans, okay, but this is not about the, the institution, okay, this is about Leo and Trump, alright?
5:23 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:23 Speaker 02 And so, basically Leo was going against Trump, being like, yo, this whole war is, you guys are, you're getting crazy with this war in Iran.
5:28 Speaker 00 Fire. We like this. Shout out Leo.
5:30 Speaker 02 And he's also like, you're going a little crazy with immigration.
5:33 Speaker 00 We love this.
5:34 Speaker 02 Who are the best Catholics? Mexicans are up there.
5:36 Mark Gagnon? Africans.
5:37 Speaker 02 Africans are good, which, shout out to them.
5:39 Speaker 00 Put some respect on African Catholics, bro. A lot of people don't know.
5:43 Mark Gagnon? Biggest growing group of Catholics right now. Step it up.
5:45 Speaker 02 Nigeria, right? They got.
5:46 Speaker 00 Yo, stop acting like you know fucking anything. I know. I'm tired.
5:51 Mark Gagnon? Son, I'm Team Leo.
5:53 Speaker 00 PL, throw it up one time, son. Come on, son.
5:56 Speaker 02 How'd you do that so bad?
5:57 Speaker 00 It's Pope Leo in a building.
6:00 Speaker 02 Oh, the hell is backwards, but I like it.
6:02 Speaker 00 Nah, right, ah, let's go, let's go. Throw it up one time, bro. That's crazy, both Leos like him young, man.
6:07 Speaker 02 Okay, no, no, no.
6:09 Speaker 00 No, no, no, no, I'm not putting that, I'm not putting this on Leo. I'm not putting on Leo, man.
6:15 Speaker 02 Can't do that to the church, bro.
6:17 Speaker 00 I'm not putting on Leo, man.
6:18 Speaker 02 He's a man of God.
6:19 Speaker 00 Never once happened at Renaissance Church up in Harlem, I'm just saying, never once. No, no accusations. Yes. Why you even putting that out there, bro? You just put it on to a service, can you come to a service? I'm just saying.
6:29 Speaker 02 So Leo's going to Trump basically being like, he says some crazy shit in one of his, uh, I don't even know exactly what it was, but he gave a speech, maybe a sermon, I don't know, but he says, uh, "God does not hear the prayers of those that wage war."
6:42 Speaker 00 I have, I, I take exception to that. I think he hears them.
6:47 Speaker 02 He comes up?
6:48 Speaker 00 I think it comes up on the ticker. I don't know if he's clicking the link, but like, to say he doesn't even hear them is a little bit peculiar, right? Doesn't God hear the prayers of everyone?
6:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, he hears, and then also you look at the Bible and you're like, oh, there's some wars he heard about.
7:05 Speaker 02 There's a couple of them too, man. He's like, I don't hear, I'll hear you out, I'll hear you, I'll hear you out. But that was the old, that was Old Testament. We moved on, we moved on.
7:13 Speaker 00 I got a lot of old shit, bro.
7:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's Old Testament, bro, it's old.
7:17 Speaker 00 Forgiveness.
7:17 Speaker 02 It's, yeah, it's old. That's, why are you bringing up old shit anyway? We're talking about New Testament, alright? So he's going at him.
7:23 Speaker 00 Isn't it all a bit old? Isn't it a whole belief system old?
7:26 Speaker 02 It is, it's ancient, it's actually the oldest church, Holy Catholic Apostolic Church.
7:29 Speaker 00 Uh, don't, don't, don't.
7:31 Speaker 02 Ooh, and I was fired. He just threw it to Sarah, man.
7:33 Speaker 00 No, no, no, no. Hey, Orthodox gang, can you come for my boy, cause he's trying to replace y'all? I hate how they try to erase you from history. You just said you switched up. That's un-orthodox, their churches ain't close to me, bro.
7:45 Speaker 02 Watch this, watch this, watch this. When did you celebrate Easter?
7:47 Speaker 00 I'd celebrate the Orthodox.
7:48 Speaker 02 No, you didn't.
7:49 Speaker 00 I did.
7:50 Speaker 02 I did.
7:51 Speaker 00 I did celebrate Orthodox.
7:52 Mark Gagnon? Nah, he was out East, I East, no. I saw the bunny rabbits on that shit.
7:56 Speaker 00 I was out East with the bunny rabbits.
7:58 Speaker 02 Two weeks ago.
7:58 Speaker 00 You're a little for gay shit. You're for gay shit.
8:01 Speaker 02 But Easter this past weekend, I don't, I didn't see you anywhere.
8:04 Speaker 00 Where was I this past weekend?
8:05 Speaker 02 You read that Renaissance.
8:06 Speaker 00 Was I at church this past weekend?
8:08 Speaker 02 What is the Renaissance known for?
8:09 Speaker 00 Ha!
8:11 Speaker 02 Don't bite me.
8:12 Speaker 00 Okay?
8:13 Speaker 02 Gee.
8:13 Speaker 00 Okay? Okay? I think that's H R, right?
8:18 Speaker 02 Fuck outta here, man.
8:20 Speaker 00 I was trying to say, I wasn't at church on real Easter.
8:22 Speaker 02 Taking me last week.
8:23 Speaker 00 Say, I was at church on real Easter? Okay, look, was I not at church on real Easter?
8:27 Speaker 02 Technically, you did go.
8:29 Speaker 00 Thank you.
8:29 Speaker 02 But I think.
8:30 Speaker 00 You hang out with your bunny rabbits. You hang out with your bunny rabbits on your Easter, I'll go to real Easter.
8:34 Speaker 02 Okay, back to the point.
8:35 Speaker 00 Yes.
8:36 Speaker 02 Trump is a partisan thing. He says.
8:38 Speaker 00 He is risen.
8:38 Speaker 02 Leo's weak on crime, he's terrible for foreign policy, he talks about fear of Trump, but he wasn't afraid when, you know, the Catholic Church had all these people arrested during COVID. I like his brother Louie much better.
8:49 Speaker 00 That's so corny.
8:52 Speaker 02 He goes, Louie's fired, Louie's MAGA, he gets it, Leo doesn't. He thinks it's okay for Iran to have a nuclear weapon, I don't want a pope that thinks, you know, all this stuff, da, da, da, da, da. He basically goes on to say like, I, I hate Leo, and he thinks that Leo's a lib.
9:05 Speaker 00 The balls.
9:07 Speaker 02 And then.
9:08 Speaker 00 So how do the, how do the Catholics feel about it?
9:11 Speaker 02 I mean, Christians in general, specifically with the Leo stuff, Catholics are obviously like, yo, this is crazy out of line, you can't be going at the pope like this.
9:17 Speaker 00 Because they like Leo, do they appreciate Leo, do they think he's, sometimes there's, sometimes there's some, um, you know, like, who was it that they thought was it? Who was the last one, the guy from Argentina?
9:27 Speaker 02 Francis.
9:28 Speaker 00 Francis, that's right, they didn't think Francis was maybe conservative enough for the church.
9:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Leo, I think the fact that he's American, they, they from Chi-Town.
9:36 Speaker 00 Chi-Town.
9:37 Mark Gagnon? Is he even coming out to vote? I saw somewhere that they said that, uh, they, the papal. Fucked up the vote to put an American in there that was a liberal.
9:46 Speaker 00 Yo, just start from the beginning.
9:47 Mark Gagnon? Yeah. I'm trying to find it. I'm trying to find it. I'm trying to read the tweet at the same time.
9:52 Speaker 00 Start from the beginning, take a deep breath, and then get your snap ready.
9:58 Mark Gagnon? Yo, I'm teeing.
10:01 Mark Gagnon? Relax, relax over there.
10:04 Speaker 00 Okay, so what happened?
10:05 Mark Gagnon? Nah, I'll find it.
10:06 Speaker 02 Trump said basically in this that Leo only became Pope because they wanted an American to go against Trump.
10:11 Mark Gagnon? That's what I just said.
10:12 Speaker 02 Alright.
10:13 Mark Gagnon? See?
10:13 Speaker 00 Fire.
10:14 Mark Gagnon? That, that, that, that's what I just said.
10:16 Speaker 00 Fire.
10:17 Mark Gagnon? You see? I'll hear speaking for a black man, but it's all good.
10:20 Speaker 00 No, why do the Catholics, the Catholic Church, the Catholic Church is the world.
10:26 Speaker 02 Thank you.
10:27 Speaker 00 They're not worried about just America. The Catholic Church is the world.
10:31 Speaker 02 Right, true.
10:31 Speaker 00 You think that you're gonna elect an American Pope?
10:35 Mark Gagnon? I mean, they did.
10:37 Speaker 00 But they didn't do it to thwart Trump. They're not even thinking about Trump when they're in that little, that little room with the smoke coming out.
10:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, with the, yeah, with the haze.
10:46 Speaker 00 With the haze. What is it called again?
10:49 Speaker 02 I actually don't know the, I mean, the Vatican, but I don't know the exact room that they're in. Oh, 1.4 bill. I mean, look at that. Numbers going up.
10:55 Speaker 00 1.4 billion people.
10:57 Speaker 02 Come on, dude. So, yeah, they put him in charge.
10:59 Speaker 00 17.8% of the global population. That, that's the global population, including China line about theirs.
11:05 Mark Gagnon? Highest growth rates recorded in Africa. Let's go.
11:08 Speaker 00 Yo, shout out African Catholics, man. The realest.
11:11 Mark Gagnon? Come on, man.
11:13 Speaker 02 Yo, so then Trump goes, you know what? I've had enough of this. I'm post, I'm dropping the pic. And he posted this picture of him.
11:21 Speaker 00 As a doctor, bro.
11:22 Speaker 02 As a doctor.
11:23 Speaker 00 He's a doctor. Why would anybody think he's not a doctor? Doesn't your doctor look like that?
11:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
11:28 Speaker 00 Yo, when you go get your knee checked, doesn't your doctor come in with a fucking plate full of baba knush? And start rubbing your fucking Achilles? Isn't that what your doctor looks like?
11:36 Speaker 02 I expect my doctor to be dressed like this based off his ethnicity most of the time.
11:40 Speaker 00 Of course.
11:40 Speaker 02 Oftentimes, they are. But, uh, I mean, it's hilarious that Trump's like, I'm not, Jesus, come on. Obviously a doctor and the Red Cross. I love the Red Cross. That's his defense of this.
11:50 Speaker 00 What's the, what's the Iron Man shit in his hand?
11:53 Speaker 02 Oh, that, that, the light?
11:55 Speaker 00 Oh, who, oh, yeah, does the doctor bring that?
11:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course.
11:59 Mark Gagnon? Nah, that's the shit to, you know, make sure your pupils is, you know.
12:02 Speaker 00 Unbelievable, unbelievable.
12:04 Speaker 02 Checking the pupils.
12:05 Speaker 00 But he took it down.
12:06 Speaker 02 He did.
12:07 Speaker 00 He didn't take down the, he didn't take down the Obama.
12:10 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, I know.
12:11 Speaker 00 The Obama monkey thing.
12:12 Mark Gagnon? Yep.
12:13 Speaker 02 He didn't?
12:13 Mark Gagnon? No.
12:14 Speaker 02 Wow. Wow.
12:15 Mark Gagnon? I know.
12:16 Speaker 02 Now, this is what he says in response. So they go, so why'd you post a picture of you as Jesus? And this is what he says.
12:22 Speaker 03 I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there, which we support. And only the fake news could come up with that one. So I had, I had, I just heard about it. And I said, how did they come up with that? It's supposed to be me as a doctor making people better. And I do make people better. I make people a lot better. As an example, the 11,000, I understand your husband's going through a treatment.
12:51 Speaker 04 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
12:53 Speaker 03 He's going through some very serious cancer treatment. So this goes along.
12:57 Mark Gagnon? He sounds like me trying to get my point out before.
13:00 Speaker 02 Now, keep in mind, the woman that he, the woman that he's talking to right there.
13:03 Speaker 00 Is a DoorDash delivery woman. She's a grandma that got to work DoorDash, delivering Burger King to the White House.
13:11 Speaker 02 Yeah, McDonald's. Which also, there's a little fugazi with that.
13:14 Speaker 00 Tell me.
13:15 Speaker 02 Well, people pointed out that that woman.
13:17 Speaker 00 Yep.
13:17 Speaker 02 Sharon Simmons, I believe is her name.
13:19 Speaker 00 Uh oh.
13:19 Speaker 02 She, I don't, I don't know if she is or isn't working for DoorDash, but she is a Trump supporter from Nevada.
13:25 Speaker 00 Okay.
13:25 Speaker 02 And she was over there and like spoke at one of his things and like talked, I don't know exactly what the context was, but she was in connection with Trump in some capacity as like a supporter. And then goes to DC to deliver him McDonald's. So people are like, oh, well, this is obviously, you obviously like brought her over for this PR thing.
13:42 Speaker 00 But why would you bring a grandma that needs to work DoorDash?
13:46 Speaker 02 Because they're talking about taxation on tips.
13:48 Speaker 00 Yeah, but like, pause it for a second. Isn't?
13:53 Speaker 02 People are mad.
13:54 Speaker 00 Don't we want to live in a country where grandmas don't have to work DoorDash? Where grandmas get to be retired?
13:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, regardless of the tax code.
14:02 Speaker 00 Like, what kind of delusional reality are we living in? Where he's parading around the grandma that's working DoorDash so she can afford to pay her husband's cancer bills? And he's like, "See, we're not doing tips." Like, there's a whole other issue at hand here that we need to be focused on. No?
14:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's funny.
14:20 Speaker 00 Like, when you see, like, the grandpa, whatever, who's the greeter at Walmart? Like, and I understand-
14:25 Speaker 02 No, that's actually a good job for the old people. That one I'm actually down with.
14:27 Speaker 00 Getting out the house and not just sitting around watching TV all day, waving and connecting with people, I do think-
14:32 Speaker 02 That adds years to his life.
14:33 Speaker 00 Yes.
14:34 Speaker 02 Also.
14:35 Speaker 00 You're joking, but I think it does love you.
14:37 Speaker 02 I'm being deadly serious. You're gonna do, keep him in the house all day? No. I agree with you. Let people steal from Walmart. That's what their job should be.
14:42 Mark Gagnon? Son, you ever go to, like, the car rest stops? And then, like, the food court? They have, like, Riri's handing out popcorn and shit like that?
14:50 Speaker 00 You know what, Al?
14:51 Mark Gagnon? That shit?
14:52 Speaker 00 Al, we were just doing something that was good and positive.
14:54 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
14:55 Speaker 00 We were doing something good and positive, and then you-
14:57 Mark Gagnon? I feel good about that. It's like, yo, they're getting out the house, they're doing something.
15:00 Speaker 00 Yeah.
15:01 Speaker 02 That is nice.
15:02 Speaker 00 But they take- Are they taking a couple bites out of your popcorn, Al? Are they getting in there?
15:08 Mark Gagnon? Come on.
15:09 Speaker 02 Come on, bro.
15:10 Speaker 00 Al?
15:11 Mark Gagnon? That was you, that was you.
15:12 Speaker 00 I was just, I was feeling good about this.
15:14 Speaker 02 You need to get confirmed, bro. You need to get confirmed and give your life to God.
15:16 Speaker 00 You need to get confirmed, it's hearted. That's what you need to get confirmed.
15:20 Speaker 02 You need to spell confirmation. You need to spell confirmation right now.
15:23 Speaker 00 I'm gonna be giving him popcorn in a couple of years, my God.
15:27 Speaker 02 Bro, I'm funny, Mike Schrader's joke, he's like, "I was going through the checkout line at the grocery store, and the bag boy was standing there, and the cashier was like, 'Do you want to donate a dollar for kids with Down Syndrome?'" And the bag boy had Down Syndrome.
15:37 Speaker 00 Nah.
15:38 Speaker 02 And he was like, "Ah." So we just gave the bag boy a dollar. He was like, "Here you go."
15:43 Speaker 00 Cut the middleman out. Cut the middleman out. Guys, we're back on the road. We're hitting it. Here are the dates. Tampa, we're gonna be there next weekend. Sold out. We appreciate you. I'll let you know if we're gonna add any shows there. Denver, May 1st and 2nd, sold out. We appreciate it. I will let you know if we're gonna add more dates. Very possible to add a show in each city, depending how long. Salt Lake, also sold out, but also possible to add something there. And Halifax, Nova Scotia, the Great Outdoors Fest, that's gonna be a wild one. Cam Patterson coming, Luke Kozelnik coming, Mark Gagnon coming. Alright, we'll be adding some more shows, so make sure you check either my Instagram or the andrewsells.com. Mark, what you got?
16:27 Speaker 02 Yes. First, April 23rd, Providence, Rhode Island, Comedy Connection. And then April 28th, we're doing the show at Mary Lou in New York City. If you want to come by and see a showcase with me, Joey Avery, and a bunch of good comics in New York, maybe the best comics arguably. And then, at the end of the year, I'm hitting a bunch of spots. I'm going to Mic Drop in Plano, Texas, Chandler, Arizona, The Ice House in Pasadena, and San Diego and Detroit in the, you know, wintertime. I can't wait to see you guys there. And Akash is gonna be at Radio City this Saturday.
16:55 Speaker 00 Yes.
16:56 Speaker 02 Akash is gonna be at Radio City this Saturday, gang. Yeah, this woman just walks up and is delivering McDonald's, which, this is the other issue with immigration, is that I've never seen a DoorDash person look like this.
17:06 Speaker 00 Yeah.
17:07 Speaker 02 This is what happens, dude. When you round up too many migrants, all of a sudden you got a white grandma who's doing DoorDash.
17:13 Speaker 00 Yeah.
17:14 Mark Gagnon? I mean, but that's what they want, because they say the migrants is taking all the jobs.
17:16 Speaker 02 Exactly. Get to work, nanny. Get in there. I mean, and he pulls up, "Oh, thanks so much." Is he sponsored by McDonald's in there?
17:24 Speaker 00 He has to be.
17:25 Speaker 02 Right?
17:26 Speaker 00 Has to, right? Yeah. Also, you don't need to label the Oval Office.
17:31 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, the sign outside is crazy.
17:32 Speaker 00 Did you see the sign outside? It's not a bathroom. Like, we know what the fuck room is.
17:36 Mark Gagnon? Says it like right.
17:37 Speaker 00 It's in gold, cursive. The Oval Office.
17:41 Speaker 02 Nah, it's a normal.
17:42 Speaker 00 We know what office it is.
17:43 Mark Gagnon? Come on, you know Trump. They got everything's big, it's gold, everything.
17:46 Speaker 00 There's one room that's an oval.
17:49 Speaker 02 Also, you know how DoorDash goes. It's annoying when they're at the wrong door. You gotta call them, be like, no.
17:54 Speaker 00 We gotta believe they let this grandma onto the fucking premises of the White House and she's just going door to door.
17:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, you gotta tell them exactly which door you gotta label it. Actually, it's not smart. That's a good move. I mean, wild. I also, I wonder if he likes McDonald's because his name's kind of in it.
18:09 Speaker 00 Without him even realizing it, she's like, there's just something about it.
18:13 Speaker 02 Once he starts liking Burger King, we should be concerned.
18:18 Speaker 02 That's good. That's good. Apparently, he loves Wendy's now.
18:22 Speaker 00 Don't do it. Don't do it. You're not gonna catch me. You're not gonna catch me.
18:26 Speaker 02 But people pointed out this.
18:28 Speaker 00 You're not gonna catch me, my boy.
18:29 Speaker 02 What are you talking about?
18:30 Speaker 00 It ain't gonna happen.
18:31 Speaker 02 White Castle?
18:34 Speaker 02 All time great clip. Oh, Miles, you're the best. People pointed out this picture. They go, who's he healing? Like, as a doctor, what, what, what person is he fixing here? I saw John Stewart. That shit looked very much like him. John Stewart does like a 30 second.
18:51 Speaker 00 John Stewart.
18:53 Speaker 02 Some people were like, is he healing Epstein?
18:56 Speaker 00 Maybe a little bit. Oh, you know who that guy looks like back there with the white beard? The guy who cooks food for everybody. He's a restaurateur chef, and then he has like a Feed the World or something on this project. Jose something or other. Oh, God.
19:12 Speaker 02 Start over. Take a break.
19:14 Speaker 00 No, Jose, uh, what's his name? Andres.
19:19 Speaker 02 Oh. Oh, wow.
19:20 Speaker 00 Isn't that him?
19:21 Speaker 02 No, you dialed. Yeah, that was, that was.
19:22 Speaker 00 I might be right.
19:23 Speaker 02 Yo, he put a Jose on there?
19:25 Speaker 00 Yo, but Jose is, he's a, this is, I mean, obviously probably has controversy and I'm gonna compliment this guy.
19:32 Speaker 02 Sometimes things can be good. Sometimes things can be good.
19:34 Speaker 00 But nah, this guy is like that dude. He's just walking around to war-torn places and developing these like food kitchens so he could feed all these hungry people. It's like really amazing. That's awesome. Yeah.
19:43 Speaker 02 That's awesome. Nah, there's nothing wrong with this guy.
19:46 Speaker 00 Yeah, he's a good guy. And then, okay, who's the girl right there? Who's that, who's that little girl? Oh, who's that, that little nurse at the bottom? Hey, Trump might be a doctor. You got Melania down there with the stethoscope? And the tilted hat. She's already on her knees. Yo, Al. Al.
20:06 Speaker 02 Come on, bro.
20:07 Speaker 00 Al. God, it's an AI picture. It's actually funny, like, no matter what Al says, it's just like, Al, come on, Al, it's inappropriate.
20:15 Speaker 02 We're trying to be positive. And then the craziest part, if you scroll up.
20:17 Speaker 00 Henry Cavill out there with the infantry outfit.
20:20 Speaker 02 Nice jawline.
20:21 Speaker 00 Beautiful jawline. How you get a jaw?
20:23 Speaker 02 Oh, you gotta mew.
20:24 Speaker 00 Do you have to?
20:25 Speaker 02 You gotta smash bone.
20:26 Speaker 00 What is me?
20:28 Speaker 02 What? You gotta smash bone?
20:31 Speaker 02 What?
20:31 Speaker 00 You gotta, you gotta smash them bone. You ain't smashing bone, bro.
20:35 Speaker 02 You just launched a booger.
20:37 Speaker 00 It's booger all over my face, right? Is it booger all over my face? Get close, bro. Get close. Don't even find me a napkin, because this is going right on my palm. Come on. I use the left hand because we need a dap up throughout the pod. That was more than I thought it was. That was more than I thought it was. Probably still in that mustache. Let's keep going. What is even, is that ball? Is that ball?
21:00 Speaker 02 Well, the thing is, so this picture was originally posted. Ball.
21:05 Speaker 00 Ball.
21:05 Speaker 02 Yeah.
21:06 Speaker 00 Ball.
21:06 Speaker 02 Balls in your mouth. No, so this was.
21:10 Speaker 02 This was posted.
21:16 Speaker 00 I think that was a ruse that Jews started 3,000 years ago. Like, one way we're gonna get the entire world.
21:22 Speaker 02 This link was promised to us. So, this picture was originally posted in February by this guy, I forget what his name is, but he's like close to Trump. And so, he posted the picture, and if you look at the picture on the left, that's the OG that he posted. And it looks like there's kind of like angels, like, you know, kind of regular.
21:40 Speaker 00 Yeah, it looks like fallen soldiers.
21:41 Speaker 02 No, it's cavalry angels, bro. It's angels ready for war, wearing the whole armor of God.
21:46 Speaker 00 If they're angels, they're dead. Nah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Angels aren't dead?
21:51 Speaker 02 No, they exist in the spirit world.
21:52 Speaker 00 You agnostic motherfucker. Just sit there and pay attention as the Catholic explains shit to you. Fuck out of here. So they edited the image to put ball up in there?
22:02 Speaker 02 So for some reason, it hasn't been disclosed, they switch it up where they put like an angel with horns?
22:09 Speaker 00 Oh.
22:10 Speaker 02 And people are like, is that the Antichrist? Like, what are you doing?
22:13 Speaker 00 Yeah.
22:13 Speaker 02 Why are you doing? So it's a little, it looks like Megatron a little. It looks like a transformer.
22:17 Speaker 00 Yeah.
22:19 Speaker 02 But I don't get why. And there hasn't been really an explanation for what's going on with that.
22:22 Speaker 00 So what's up? What's going on over there, bro? What the fuck is going on?
22:27 Speaker 02 But he deleted it, huh? He walked that shit back.
22:30 Speaker 00 Pussy.
22:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, that is. Cause the Christians were not happy. This pissed off all the Christians. This pissed off all the Christians. Pissed off the Muslims, obviously, the Isa bin Miriam, you know, peace be upon him. And he's a Palestinian Jewish guy.
22:41 Speaker 00 Yeah, what'd you do there?
22:43 Speaker 02 That's, that's the name of the prophet, Jesus Christ in Islam.
22:46 Speaker 00 Is, is what?
22:48 Speaker 02 Isa bin Miriam.
22:50 Speaker 00 Isa bin Miriam?
22:51 Speaker 02 Yes, that's his name.
22:52 Speaker 00 Well, why wouldn't they just call him Jesus?
22:54 Speaker 02 Because they call him Suleiman Musa. They got, they switch it up. You know what I mean?
22:58 Speaker 00 That's disrespectful.
23:00 Speaker 02 They switch it up for Arabic.
23:02 Speaker 00 Disrespectful.
23:02 Speaker 02 They swing it to the Arabic.
23:03 Speaker 00 We don't swing it to nothing. A name is a name. A name is a name. It's Jesus.
23:08 Speaker 02 God, Jehovah.
23:11 Speaker 00 It's Jesus.
23:11 Speaker 02 Well, it might not even be Jesus. It might be Yeshua.
23:14 Speaker 00 Yeah.
23:14 Speaker 02 Nope.
23:16 Speaker 00 Nope, we're not doing that translation shit.
23:20 Speaker 02 We're not doing the Arabic.
23:21 Speaker 00 Fine, I'mma call Gigi Ping whatever I want.
23:24 Speaker 02 You do already?
23:27 Speaker 00 Mark, don't tell people. Mark, don't tell people what I told them.
23:32 Speaker 02 So, oh wait, what is this? Time Person of the Year for 2026?
23:35 Speaker 00 Now, the Time Person of the Year isn't necessarily a good thing.
23:39 Speaker 02 Not always, because there's been some.
23:40 Speaker 00 Hitler won Time Person of the Year.
23:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, Hity.
23:42 Speaker 00 Really?
23:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, Hity got the cover piece.
23:44 Speaker 00 So it's just like, who gets the most attention in a year?
23:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think it's like the most like significant or influential person that year.
23:51 Speaker 00 Bad or good?
23:52 Speaker 02 Yeah. But yeah, they threw Hity up there.
23:54 Speaker 00 Hmm.
23:55 Speaker 02 Centerfold.
23:55 Speaker 00 And who was number two? Zo?
23:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, Big Z.
23:58 Speaker 00 Big Z.
23:59 Mark Gagnon? Big Z.
24:00 Speaker 02 And he's going up.
24:01 Speaker 00 So pound. Over the Pope. Pope Leo really only got it from beef, if you think about it. Like, if you're not mentioning Trump's name, nobody's really talking about Pope Leo. If we're being honest, outside of that, what is he doing?
24:14 Speaker 02 I mean, he's leading the, you know, the world to Christ.
24:16 Speaker 00 Yes, of course, but I like him leaning in a little bit more. Put a little pressure on Trump's ass. You want to get these wars stopped, put some pressure. You've got 1.4 billion people on your back.
24:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, and he is.
24:26 Mark Gagnon? Oh, wow, I'm on the list, too.
24:28 Speaker 02 What?
24:29 Mark Gagnon? Al.
24:32 Speaker 02 That's cute.
24:33 Speaker 00 Come on, let me get one.
24:35 Speaker 02 That's cute, that was cute.
24:38 Speaker 00 Bad Bunny. It goes, Trump, Zorah M'Donahy, Pope Leo, Bad Bunny, and somehow he is up 12%.
24:45 Speaker 02 Who's that, Reid Wiseman? Who's that?
24:49 Mark Gagnon? I've never even heard that name.
24:50 Speaker 00 Anyway.
24:51 Speaker 02 But yeah, that's basically the Trump battling all the Christians.
24:54 Speaker 00 He's an astronaut.
24:55 Speaker 02 Oh, shout out to him.
24:56 Speaker 00 Oh, yeah.
24:57 Mark Gagnon? Wow, he's gonna be up there.
24:59 Speaker 00 Not the...
24:59 Mark Gagnon? Where's the black guy?
25:00 Speaker 00 Yup, talk it.
25:02 Mark Gagnon? Come on.
25:02 Speaker 02 Lowkey, it should be Epstein, bro.
25:03 Mark Gagnon? Fucking Jackie Robinson.
25:04 Speaker 00 Well, Epstein's dead. Can you win it if you're dead? Posthumously? Yes, can you win it posthumously?
25:09 Speaker 02 I don't know, probably not.
25:10 Mark Gagnon? Wait, Hitler won it when he was still alive?
25:12 Speaker 00 Yeah.
25:13 Speaker 02 1938.
25:13 Mark Gagnon? Time was out at that time? I didn't know Time was that old.
25:18 Speaker 00 That's also funny that you're like, like, after he's died, Time was like, now we gotta give it up.
25:27 Speaker 02 We only love rappers when... We only love rappers when they die, bro. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy?
25:34 Speaker 00 Oh, no.
25:36 Mark Gagnon? Shit.
25:38 Speaker 02 Al just found out about Time, that's hilarious.
25:42 Speaker 00 Alright, man.
25:43 Speaker 02 So, yeah, that's that.
25:44 Speaker 00 Alright, so was Melania trafficked or what? Like, can we just...
25:47 Speaker 02 That's, okay, this is wild. So, this is all alleged.
25:50 Speaker 00 What's the conspiracy? What's the alleged? Don't sue us.
25:53 Speaker 02 Can we just say, there's an ongoing lawsuit about this exact topic right now?
25:56 Speaker 00 Yeah.
25:57 Speaker 02 And I don't feel like being in a lawsuit.
25:58 Speaker 00 Can you just tell me what the toll was for Melania Stradivore move? Can you just tell me what the fee was back in the day, allegedly? Just as alleged, this is with all due respect.
26:09 Speaker 02 Is it?
26:10 Speaker 00 This is with all due respect.
26:11 Speaker 02 I don't want to get arrested, dude.
26:12 Speaker 00 I'm just gonna say this, there might be somebody that's been on this podcast for a long time, that's not white nor Indian, that has been saying this... This exact thing.
26:22 Mark Gagnon? Yo, why you trying to get me killed?
26:26 Mark Gagnon? Yo, I love my life, I'm not suicidal, but I heard some things about Melania.
26:32 Speaker 00 Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that you heard a rumor that an incredibly attractive Eastern European might have been
26:42 Speaker 00 an escort back in the day?
26:43 Mark Gagnon? Whoa, whoa, I'mma just say she had another job. I don't know what that job was. You said that.
26:47 Speaker 02 She might have been a door dash.
26:49 Mark Gagnon? You said that.
26:49 Speaker 02 She might have been a door dash.
26:50 Mark Gagnon? I don't know. Whoa, that's crazy. That's Andrew Shosse, but fuck that.
26:54 Speaker 00 I mean, like, if we're just gonna be honest about that part of the world, um,
27:02 Speaker 00 chances are.
27:03 Speaker 02 Lot of Orthodox over there.
27:04 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
27:04 Speaker 00 Lot of Orthodox. That's where the Orthodox Church is really thriving right now. If we're being honest.
27:10 Speaker 02 And what else about them? You were saying?
27:12 Speaker 00 It, it, unfortunately, circumstances have led, uh, to, um, a lot of them seeking sex work.
27:19 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
27:20 Speaker 00 Hmm.
27:20 Mark Gagnon? Like, allegedly.
27:21 Speaker 00 Allegedly.
27:22 Mark Gagnon? Allegedly, I heard a rumor that she was selling pussy back in the day.
27:25 Speaker 02 Whoa.
27:25 Speaker 00 Ow.
27:26 Speaker 02 Now, that would obviously be absurd.
27:27 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, I would be crazy absurd.
27:29 Speaker 02 Yeah.
27:29 Mark Gagnon? But like, allegedly.
27:30 Speaker 00 But when Julia Roberts does it in that movie, it's like romantic and fun.
27:34 Mark Gagnon? That's what I'm trying to say.
27:35 Speaker 02 Yeah. It's a double standard.
27:37 Speaker 00 It is a double standard.
27:38 Mark Gagnon? She's a beautiful woman.
27:39 Speaker 00 It's a beautiful woman.
27:40 Speaker 02 Pretty.
27:40 Speaker 00 Shining personality.
27:42 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So, she comes out apparently without Trump knowing. That's the wild thing. She does the press conference and apparently Trump's doing like an interview with like MSNBC or something and they're like, "Yeah, so Melania said some stuff about Epstein." And he's like, "Huh?"
27:56 Speaker 00 Get outta here.
27:57 Speaker 02 This is what, that's what I heard. I didn't confer them.
27:59 Speaker 00 Get outta here.
28:00 Speaker 02 Which is hilarious.
28:01 Speaker 00 They starting to look like each other, man. They starting to look like each other.
28:05 Mark Gagnon? I don't know if that's a knock on her or big up, but you trying to say Trump is cute, nigga?
28:09 Speaker 00 Nah.
28:11 Mark Gagnon? I like how you had to throw that in with it.
28:12 Speaker 00 Yeah, cuz it was too hot. It was too hot, dude. You need to have a little mask to listen to me, man.
28:20 Speaker 02 So she comes out of nowhere and basically just, I mean, we can watch a little bit of it if you want, just.
28:23 Speaker 00 You don't think they look a little like?
28:25 Mark Gagnon? Nah.
28:26 Speaker 00 Come on.
28:27 Mark Gagnon? She's holding up.
28:28 Speaker 00 No, she's absolutely beautiful, but if you put Trump in a wind tunnel?
28:33 Speaker 00 He just had like his skin stretched.
28:36 Speaker 02 The lipo, the tent lipo? Yeah, alright, hold on, play just a little bit, just so you can get the vibe. Remember, this is someone's mom, man.
28:45 Speaker 04 The lies linking me with a disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.
28:52 Speaker 02 See?
28:53 Speaker 04 The individuals lying about me at the void of ethical standards.
28:59 Speaker 02 Ethical standards.
28:59 Speaker 04 Humility.
29:00 Speaker 02 Humility.
29:01 Speaker 04 And respect.
29:02 Speaker 02 Respect.
29:03 Speaker 04 I do not object to their ignorance, but rather I reject their mean spirited attempts to defame my reputation.
29:13 Speaker 02 Alright, pause. She's talking about you, well. She's talking about the people that are besmirching her name.
29:19 Mark Gagnon? She's talking about shows. I said she had another job.
29:22 Speaker 00 I never said anything. I said that there was a guy on this podcast, who's not white or Indian, that had claimed that she might have done some things in the past and that you heard that.
29:30 Mark Gagnon? Why you snitching on Joey's Puerto Rican ass?
29:33 Speaker 00 It could have been Joey. It could have been Joey, I don't know, but Joey.
29:37 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, Joey's.
29:38 Speaker 00 Somebody had said that there are rumors about this.
29:41 Speaker 02 Now, the thing about this that's interesting is that it comes out of basically nowhere. Right? Like, you have people saying like, oh, Trump's doing the war in Iran to cover up for the Epstein files, which I don't think that's wholly true, I think that's a byproduct, but then the second, like, there's a ceasefire, Melania comes out and she's like, I'm not, I don't know Epstein.
29:57 Speaker 00 Well, because there was a leaked, what was it? There was a leaked report to the Daily Caller or something like that? Did you guys see this? That's what she's reacting to.
30:05 Speaker 02 Well, that's what the suspicion is, that she's getting ahead of a story.
30:07 Speaker 00 But the story dropped already before she did this press conference.
30:10 Speaker 02 What story specifically?
30:11 Speaker 00 Yeah, I think it was the Daily Caller.
30:13 Speaker 02 Did what?
30:14 Speaker 00 Joey's gonna bring it up right now.
30:17 Mark Gagnon? But it's funny, when she did this shit, I was like, you probably too young for this, but the early days of social media, you would always know when a couple's beefing, when a girl just starts posting some quote, like, oh, like, oh, I'm too strong to deal with this, guy got me, or some shit like that, you know she's arguing with her manager like that.
30:32 Speaker 02 You can't handle me in my worst, you don't deserve me in my best.
30:34 Mark Gagnon? Exactly. And I thought that was the version, they must be beefing right now, and she's like, oh, word? I'm gonna just put some heat back on this Epstein shit, motherfucker. That's what I thought initially. But then I started hearing about the Amanda chick.
30:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's a part of the ripple that I think is the most interesting.
30:50 Speaker 00 Okay, well, what's the Amanda chick?
30:52 Speaker 02 So.
30:52 Speaker 00 Can you look at like some leaked story?
30:54 Speaker 02 There's a completely untrue allegation that I think is extremely absurd from Michael Wolff.
30:59 Speaker 00 Michael Wolff is the guy who wrote the book about Trump, right?
31:03 Speaker 02 And he alleged based off his own sources, again, I don't know, this is an ongoing lawsuit, that it's possible that Epstein was the one that connected them on the private jet. You may have heard that theory. That's where it's more or less where it comes from. And that he was the connecting piece. And there's a guy that's connected to Trump that's like was appointed by into some special ops in 2020. He stayed under Biden and then he gets appointed again in this new administration. He is this guy, Paolo Zampoli. He's friends with Epstein from back in the day. He denies any type of wrongdoing with Epstein and was unaware of any of his crimes.
31:39 Speaker 00 Of course.
31:40 Speaker 02 And he gets married to a woman and her name is, can you pull up her name?
31:46 Mark Gagnon? Oh, and he used to run a modeling agency.
31:48 Speaker 02 Yes, he ran a modeling agency and he is married to a woman, they divorce. And then there's a woman who's 16 years old, her name's like Amanda Aguero. I think she's Argentinian or something. She is 16 years old, flies on Epstein's Lolita Express to America for modeling. And then when she's of age, she marries Paolo Zampoli.
32:07 Mark Gagnon? Her agent was John Luke Bruno, whatever the.
32:10 Speaker 02 Ooh, John Luke Bruno.
32:11 Speaker 00 The guy who, the French dude.
32:13 Speaker 02 Yep.
32:13 Speaker 00 Who was connected with Epstein.
32:14 Mark Gagnon? Was giving Epstein.
32:15 Speaker 00 Procuring all the models and who famously committed suicide.
32:19 Speaker 02 Yes, yes, in France.
32:21 Speaker 00 Yes.
32:21 Speaker 02 And they have a kid and then they divorce. Paolo Zampoli and his ex-wife now are like estranged. He calls ICE on her to get her deported back to, I think she, maybe she's Brazilian. I can't remember if you can find out exactly.
32:37 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, she's Brazilian, she was running an illegal botox clinic. And then a tip came in that this clinic was happening. So they locked her up, then ICE came in, put her in a detention center for three months.
32:54 Speaker 02 And they're trying to work to deport her right now.
32:56 Mark Gagnon? Nah, she's deported.
32:57 Speaker 02 She's fully deported.
32:58 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, she's back in Brazil right now.
32:59 Speaker 00 You gotta put someone in prison for that shit.
33:02 Speaker 02 What do you mean?
33:03 Speaker 00 Put in botox?
33:06 Speaker 00 Putting botox in women illegally?
33:10 Speaker 02 I didn't even know that that part.
33:11 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
33:11 Speaker 02 I don't know if that's what her business was.
33:13 Mark Gagnon? And that's what they snitched on that.
33:14 Speaker 00 Oh, we're supposed to feel bad for this woman? She put botox in women illegally?
33:20 Mark Gagnon? It was in Florida, fucking Miami, that's like a fucking Starbucks.
33:24 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. We need to see how good the botox was before.
33:27 Speaker 00 Yeah, I need to see some of the work, man.
33:28 Speaker 02 But this guy Paulo allegedly calls ICE on his own ex-wife.
33:32 Speaker 00 Yeah.
33:32 Speaker 02 To get her deported back to Brazil. They have a kid.
33:34 Speaker 00 All right, let's just open that up. Let's have a discussion about that.
33:37 Speaker 02 Okay, okay. Oh, no, I feel like you're picking the wrong part.
33:39 Speaker 00 I just want to have a discussion about it. Al, you're in a situation where you could use that as a leverage point at any point in time.
33:45 Mark Gagnon? I would never.
33:46 Speaker 00 I know you would never.
33:47 Mark Gagnon? Let me wake up upset one day.
33:50 Speaker 00 I'm just saying, you wouldn't do it, but would you, would you like? Would you throw it out there? Would you?
33:56 Mark Gagnon? No, man, no.
33:58 Speaker 00 Never, you would never even in an argument be like, man.
34:02 Mark Gagnon? Nah, nah, cuz I learned from a friend in a previous situation, that's a crime.
34:08 Speaker 02 What happened?
34:09 Mark Gagnon? You can't threaten to call ICE on somebody illegal. It's like a crime that.
34:13 Speaker 00 Did that happen with somebody?
34:14 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
34:14 Speaker 02 It's a crime to threaten?
34:15 Speaker 00 Do I know that person?
34:16 Mark Gagnon? Tell you later.
34:17 Speaker 00 Really?
34:18 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
34:18 Speaker 00 It's a threat? It's a crime to threaten? Justice?
34:26 Mark Gagnon? I know, it's nuts.
34:28 Speaker 00 Hold on.
34:28 Mark Gagnon? It's nuts.
34:29 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah.
34:29 Mark Gagnon? But then somehow that girl used this situation to be able to stay longer, even though she was, had overstayed. But now she's in like a criminal lawsuit, so she was just able to stay long.
34:40 Speaker 00 Wow.
34:41 Speaker 02 Fuck outta here.
34:42 Mark Gagnon? Crazy, so.
34:43 Speaker 02 Nah, you can't do that.
34:44 Mark Gagnon? That guy don't, that's why he didn't threaten her, he just snitched on her.
34:48 Speaker 00 He just snitched immediately. Oh, you don't threaten?
34:50 Mark Gagnon? You don't threaten.
34:50 Speaker 00 You don't brandish.
34:51 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
34:51 Speaker 02 Because then it's like extortion, I guess.
34:53 Mark Gagnon? Exactly.
34:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, like if you don't do this for me, then I'm gonna ruin your life.
34:56 Speaker 00 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I like that. You shouldn't be able to do that. You should never do that to your fiance.
35:01 Speaker 02 And no human is illegal, according to Pablo, and I stand with him, so.
35:04 Speaker 00 I agree on that one.
35:05 Speaker 02 Pablo.
35:05 Speaker 00 I agree no human is illegal.
35:07 Speaker 02 PL.
35:07 Speaker 00 Throw it up.
35:09 Mark Gagnon? If you doubt, throw it up, throw it up.
35:11 Speaker 00 It's not illegal to be a human. It's not illegal to be a human.
35:15 Mark Gagnon? Almost, yeah, that.
35:15 Speaker 00 You know?
35:16 Speaker 02 How do you do that so fast? There's just something genetically, you gotta.
35:21 Speaker 02 You just like have like mind-body connection.
35:24 Speaker 00 Do you think there's like a blood that does speak sign language?
35:29 Speaker 00 Is there a deaf blood or crap?
35:31 Mark Gagnon? Imagine that's how it started.
35:34 Speaker 00 There's gotta be one, right?
35:38 Mark Gagnon? It's like, what do we call each other?
35:41 Speaker 02 I'ma kill you.
35:42 Speaker 00 Well, there's gotta be one, right? There's gotta be one out there.
35:45 Speaker 02 That's so funny.
35:46 Speaker 00 He's the best at it.
35:47 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. And he keeps the best secrets. You could do any crime with him, they'd be like, snitch.
35:52 Speaker 00 How you whisper? We got sign language. Yeah, is it like, do you make it little? How you caps lock it? Like, what is it? Like, I need to know emotion behind American Sign Language.
36:03 Speaker 02 You kinda like, you kinda tuck it. You talk it behind the back a little. Just throw it away real quick, like. I mean, imagine the...
36:09 Speaker 00 Yeah, same.
36:10 Speaker 02 The deaf blood gets arrested? And he just can't talk? He's just fucking tied up, just hand fired.
36:15 Speaker 00 Exactly.
36:16 Speaker 02 Tell us what happened.
36:17 Speaker 00 Put mittens on him.
36:19 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:19 Speaker 00 You put mittens on him.
36:20 Speaker 02 And they try to give him the Miranda rights? He's like, I can't, I don't know what I'm talking about.
36:24 Mark Gagnon? That's wild. That's where no snitching came from.
36:26 Speaker 02 Oh.
36:27 Mark Gagnon? See?
36:27 Speaker 00 How do you even arrest a deaf guy?
36:29 Speaker 02 Not a stitch.
36:29 Speaker 00 Speaking of, I want you to exhale all your air. All your air, exhale all your air.
36:37 Speaker 02 It's the Gaze Assassination Attempt.
36:38 Speaker 00 And then I want you, exhale all the air and then I want you to try to scream. Exhale every bit of air and then try to scream as loud as you possibly can.
36:54 Speaker 02 Why did she scream?
36:55 Speaker 00 Try to scream, like, exhale, yeah, then scream.
36:58 Mark Gagnon? I just tried.
36:59 Speaker 00 Scream and save your life. Imagine your fiance is getting deported. Scream and save her.
37:06 Mark Gagnon? Yeah!
37:09 Speaker 02 You're telling her which part is screaming.
37:11 Speaker 00 Barcelona!
37:14 Speaker 00 All right, one more time, go.
37:15 Mark Gagnon? No, what, what the fuck is this? Yeah, you do it.
37:18 Speaker 00 It's, if, okay, what they basically say is, is if you have more like masculine lungs, that you can breathe all the air out of your body and you can still scream. If you have more feminized lungs, sometimes people have from hookah or smoking cigarettes, sucking cocks a lot in your life.
37:31 Mark Gagnon? You got bitch tits, you should be able to do that shit.
37:33 Speaker 00 Tits are on top of it. Tits are on top of it.
37:35 Mark Gagnon? It's on top of the lungs.
37:38 Speaker 00 So I'll give you one more chance.
37:39 Mark Gagnon? No, I'm not doing this, you do it. There's something up right now.
37:46 Speaker 00 Ah! Easy. Easy, you go, you go.
37:56 Speaker 00 Ah!
37:58 Speaker 02 No, no, no, I got it. I got it.
38:00 Speaker 00 Can you do it?
38:03 Speaker 02 I got it.
38:05 Speaker 00 Ah!
38:08 Speaker 00 What the fuck is this?
38:09 Speaker 02 You ever seen a turtle have sex?
38:10 Mark Gagnon? I just saw TikTok.
38:11 Speaker 02 You ever seen a turtle have sex?
38:12 Speaker 00 You gotta stop watching TikTok.
38:14 Mark Gagnon? I know, I gotta get off it.
38:15 Speaker 02 You gotta. That's what a turtle having sex sounds like. It's a very specific reference, but I can't believe I've never seen it.
38:19 Mark Gagnon? Why, they actually make that sound?
38:20 Speaker 02 Yeah. Can you pull up a turtle having sex immediately?
38:22 Speaker 00 Both of y'all need to get off TikTok. Like, what the fuck?
38:25 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, Miles knows what it is.
38:28 Speaker 00 Why do they make the headphones look so hard? Guys, this is America.
38:32 Mark Gagnon? Why do you make his sound look so hard right now?
38:33 Speaker 00 You can have the headphones on or off, bro.
38:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, look at...
38:36 Speaker 00 This is America.
38:37 Speaker 02 No, this is legal.
38:38 Speaker 00 We are fucked.
38:39 Speaker 02 No, we need audio. I'm sorry, this is kind of a busy... It's majorly an audio kind of...
38:53 Speaker 00 Oh, so they...
38:54 Speaker 02 Yeah!
38:56 Speaker 00 You don't remember this scene from Peter Rabbit? You don't remember this? Yeah, so they not pumping, they just breathing?
39:05 Speaker 00 Yeah.
39:08 Speaker 00 He got a little vagina in his mouth.
39:10 Speaker 02 Stop, stop.
39:10 Speaker 00 Do you see that thing opening up?
39:12 Speaker 02 You can't... That's a trap.
39:13 Speaker 00 That is a trap.
39:14 Speaker 02 That's how they get you.
39:15 Speaker 00 But it might be worth it.
39:16 Speaker 02 No, no, no, no.
39:17 Speaker 00 It might be worth it!
39:18 Speaker 02 Not worth it, damn.
39:19 Speaker 00 Look at that little thing in there opening up. Come here. Come here.
39:26 Speaker 00 Alright, alright, stop this immediately.
39:28 Speaker 02 We need that on the soundboard.
39:29 Speaker 00 I thought that was gonna bomb, but that was amazing.
39:31 Speaker 02 Oh, man.
39:31 Speaker 00 You didn't know that a turtle got pussy throat? Did you didn't know that?
39:35 Speaker 02 I didn't know there...
39:36 Speaker 00 I had no clue.
39:36 Speaker 02 I didn't know they were throated, dude.
39:37 Speaker 00 Oh, man.
39:39 Speaker 02 But anyway, so Melania, Melania has to...
39:41 Speaker 00 Remember those girls? How, remember those girls, man?
39:43 Speaker 02 Okay, stop.
39:44 Speaker 00 Remember those girls?
39:46 Speaker 02 Help yourself.
39:47 Speaker 00 Back in the day, I'm just saying, way back in the day.
39:49 Speaker 02 Dude, my nephew watches this, can we stop talking about it?
39:51 Speaker 00 So far, yeah, his nephew's watching. Listen, there's some girls out there.
39:54 Speaker 02 No, stop.
39:55 Speaker 00 That sound just like turtles.
40:01 Speaker 00 They got another mouth in their mouth, man.
40:05 Mark Gagnon? Oh, the back mouth?
40:06 Speaker 00 The back mouth is crazy. I think that's where that alien thing came from. Remember that Sigourney Weaver alien movie where like the little mouth came out?
40:15 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
40:15 Speaker 00 There was dudes watching that like, ooh, I've been, I've been with one of them.
40:19 Mark Gagnon? Yep, sucked my soul.
40:20 Speaker 00 Sucked it right out.
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43:18 Speaker 00 So cut through the standard and get to the standouts with ZipRecruiter. Okay, try it for free at ziprecruiter.com/flagrant. That's ziprecruiter.com/flagrant. Meet your match on ZipRecruiter. Now let's get back to the show. If he sues the Pope, what do we do? Well, people want the Pope to run for president now, which I didn't even know that was possible. Yo. Church and state. Pope guy. Church and state back together again, at last. Yo. You know what I'm saying? Pope Leo? Now, does he run as a Democrat or a conservative? Catholic. He runs as a Catholic. Yeah, Catholic party. Cause then you get the evangelicals, you get everything. No, I don't know if the jellies are gonna like it. They'll come around. Christ is king. Christ is king. Wait, Pope's not their daddy? No. They, in my opinion. Jesus is their daddy.
44:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
44:04 Speaker 00 Jesus, your daddy too. Say it.
44:08 Speaker 00 Say it.
44:09 Speaker 02 Christ is king, bro.
44:10 Speaker 00 Say it.
44:10 Speaker 02 Christ is king.
44:11 Speaker 00 Hey, pray. Yeah. Anti semi. Yo, stop being so anti semi. Yo, that's crazy. What, I can't say that? That's crazy. Wait, what? How dare you believe in your God? I know. You fucking anti semi dude? You believe in your Lord and Savior? Bro, Christ is king.
44:27 Speaker 02 Whoa, whoa.
44:29 Speaker 00 Yo.
44:30 Speaker 02 Oh my God.
44:31 Speaker 00 Why is that bad?
44:32 Speaker 02 I'm not.
44:33 Speaker 00 Nah. Why is that bad? Fucking Kanye over here, like this guy is crazy. What you just said? You're bugging. Your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, you think is the King of Kings? Yeah. Shit. But why do you, why do you hate the Jews so much?
44:49 Speaker 02 No, no, no, no, no.
44:50 Speaker 00 Why would you hate the Jews so much by saying that?
44:53 Speaker 02 No, I don't hate the Jews, come on.
44:55 Speaker 00 No, but you just said that you believe in your God.
44:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly. Christ is king.
45:00 Speaker 00 Oh my God, dude, come on. I have a movie coming out.
45:06 Speaker 02 What should I say as a cover?
45:07 Speaker 00 They're gonna edit me out of Street Fighter. Come on, dude, they're gonna save the movie, come on.
45:16 Speaker 02 It's gonna be a box office, a box office sensation.
45:19 Speaker 00 It's gonna be an easy edit.
45:22 Speaker 00 They're gonna cut my scene. Yo, yo, Trump, he said your wife is a hoe, man. No, no, no, no, no. He said it, yo, he said it, Trump. I'll just let Trump know. Trump, I'm just snitching right now, okay? While we're taking shots, okay? It's mutually short destruction over here. She need drone to you, she need drone to you, okay? Everybody's getting it.
45:46 Speaker 02 Can we focus on the issues at hand here?
45:48 Speaker 00 Tell us about Amanda Batula.
45:50 Speaker 02 No, no, we're done with that, alright?
45:52 Speaker 00 Amanda Bynes.
45:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:54 Speaker 00 Yeah, tell us about Amanda Bynes.
45:55 Speaker 02 Amanda Bynes, she's gonna make it a comeback.
45:57 Speaker 00 Is she?
45:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, you haven't seen her?
45:59 Speaker 00 Nah.
46:00 Speaker 02 No, she's coming, she's swinging it back around.
46:01 Speaker 00 Alright. Swinging it. But no, can you focus on it? Can you focus on the issue though?
46:05 Speaker 02 Yeah, I mean.
46:06 Speaker 00 What's the issue?
46:06 Speaker 02 Well, there's.
46:08 Speaker 00 The issue to me seems that your level of anti semitism about believing in your Lord and Savior. It's crazy.
46:13 Speaker 02 Look.
46:14 Speaker 00 Absurd levels.
46:16 Speaker 02 Everyone can worship who they wanna worship. But for me, Christ is king.
46:20 Speaker 00 Yo.
46:22 Speaker 02 That's all it is, bro, that's all it is.
46:24 Speaker 00 Nah, nah, he is king. He is king. Nah, he's king, bro, he's king.
46:28 Speaker 02 Hmm.
46:29 Speaker 00 He's king. Who's queen?
46:33 Speaker 02 Jews?
46:37 Mark Gagnon? Man, I don't know, man. Five point star.
46:41 Speaker 02 What the?
46:42 Speaker 00 The hand signs, like you just think some hand signs, it's like remarkable.
46:46 Mark Gagnon? Right here, man. We team dating again, man.
46:48 Speaker 00 That hand sign, unbelievable.
46:52 Speaker 00 That quick, you were Chinese for a whole team.
46:57 Mark Gagnon? I got tied up now and shit.
46:59 Speaker 02 Even his jacket turned into an Israeli flag right now.
47:03 Speaker 00 It's turning blue.
47:08 Speaker 02 Iran's propaganda is destroying us right now.
47:10 Speaker 00 Yo, man.
47:10 Speaker 02 And we need to stop this.
47:11 Speaker 00 Whoever's, whoever's running Iranian Twitter, you got it, bro. You got, I, listen.
47:17 Mark Gagnon? Can we hide them?
47:18 Speaker 00 No, no, no. Can I tell you what the real issue is, if I have to be honest here? Is, uh, black people don't care about this war or don't want the war. So our, our Twitter is not gas. If you don't have black Twitter, it's not gas.
47:33 Speaker 02 That's a good point.
47:34 Speaker 00 Simple as that.
47:36 Mark Gagnon? I see, no, I hear no lies.
47:38 Speaker 00 I'm tell, if you want, if you want to win the Twitter war.
47:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:42 Speaker 00 Black people need to support it.
47:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:44 Speaker 00 Because black Twitter is gonna run it. Concern of Twitter was funny when Dems are in charge. Now that Republicans are in charge, it's just whiny. It's, it's too emotional. When Dems are in charge, they had heat, they had the memes, it was fun. But now it's just like too much, it feels like too much propaganda.
48:00 Mark Gagnon? They turned into soyboys.
48:01 Speaker 00 Yes, they did, they went full soyboy. But this Iranian Twitter, bro.
48:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's, it's unbelievable and it's getting posted by the Iran embassy.
48:10 Speaker 00 I don't know if it's actually the Iran embassy or their fake Twitter accounts claiming to be, because it would be like Iran of Zimbabwe.
48:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, this is embassy of, of South Africa. I don't know, like if every embassy gets their own Twitter and if that's sanctioned, but it's, they have the links and they got some followers. So I'm inclined to be like.
48:25 Speaker 00 Should we call them up? They got a number on there.
48:28 Speaker 02 Yeah. Give them a ring.
48:29 Mark Gagnon? That would be fucking.
48:31 Speaker 00 I think we might need to just call them up, be like, yo, who's running it, man?
48:34 Speaker 02 Your phone.
48:34 Speaker 00 Let me call this. What, should I star six seven?
48:41 Speaker 00 Star six seven?
48:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, how are they ever gonna know it's me? By star six seven?
48:45 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
48:45 Speaker 00 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
48:46 Speaker 02 He got worm old.
48:47 Mark Gagnon? Fucking Palantir's about to send a drone over right now.
48:49 Speaker 02 Yep.
48:50 Speaker 00 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Does star six seven not work? You know what? All right, so there was this thing back in the day to, to the young people, you don't understand. If you didn't want someone to know who was calling. You would dial star six seven before you call.
49:05 Speaker 02 Yep.
49:05 Speaker 00 So essentially would like block your number because there was a thing called star six nine, which if you missed a call, it would tell you the last number that called you. Right?
49:13 Speaker 02 I never knew that.
49:14 Speaker 00 So if you want to make sure if you prank call in or doing something like that back in the day, prank calls are very fun before you had caller ID. So you would hit star six seven and then call.
49:22 Speaker 02 What was your best prank call?
49:24 Speaker 00 Well, we'll get into that. We'll get into that. But now.
49:31 Speaker 02 I was trying to think of a prank call.
49:32 Speaker 00 No, no, no, no, no. You got me thinking.
49:39 Speaker 00 It was crazy. It was crazy. Also, once there was three way calling, it just got.
49:44 Speaker 02 Of the three way?
49:46 Speaker 00 The trizzy was crazy. I got fucking roped in a, in a crazy trizzy. A girl called me that thought was my friend. She had this other girl on the line. She gets me to start talking shit about the other girl. The other girl starts chiming in.
49:59 Speaker 02 You got set up?
50:00 Speaker 00 And then you smacked it like.
50:02 Speaker 02 No one can wear a Steve Madden.
50:04 Speaker 00 Eight ball, eight ball, eight ball.
50:08 Speaker 00 No, but star six seven, they probably do have our number somewhere. I'm saying like the same hubris that we operated with star six seven is like the, the Epstein files with emails and shit. Like, like people thought you would never be able to get your email hacked.
50:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
50:21 Speaker 00 Right? Like they thought there was not even a chance in the world. They're like, no, I have a password. Nobody could ever obtain this information.
50:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
50:27 Speaker 00 That's probably everything in our lives. If you can hear a dude's heartbeat. Did you hear they found like the dude in Iran, the, the American soldier?
50:35 Speaker 02 Based off his heartbeat?
50:36 Speaker 00 They can hear your, they have some technology where they can hear your heartbeat from space. So they can detect a guy's heartbeat. So they climb to a mountain where there's no other people around. So it's just your heartbeat. And then we can like use some audio technology to remove all the other sounds and just detect that. And then we'll go get you.
50:54 Speaker 02 That's crazy. Yeah. So they know we're gooning. You see the FBI?
50:58 Speaker 00 Oh, yeah.
50:59 Speaker 02 Every time you go in it, they got you. They're, they're clocking you a hundred percent. They got you.
51:03 Speaker 00 Especially whoop. Whoop stays listening to you beat off. You don't think that there's a dude in India right now that's like assigned to you?
51:12 Speaker 02 Just.
51:16 Speaker 02 Ah yeah.
51:17 Mark Gagnon? Either turtles or sex.
51:18 Speaker 00 Mark's back again.
51:19 Mark Gagnon? Mark's stroking.
51:20 Speaker 00 Mark's trying to meet his steps for today.
51:24 Speaker 00 C I, CIA, CIA used futuristic new tool called, I can't read. Ghost murmur to find and rescue the second American airman who was shot down in southern Iran.
51:38 Speaker 02 Why, stop posting all of our cool stuff.
51:40 Speaker 00 That is a good point.
51:41 Mark Gagnon? Why they putting it all out there?
51:42 Speaker 00 That is a great.
51:43 Mark Gagnon? Nah, but you gotta flex cuz there's gonna take them forever and try to repeat that.
51:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, but then eventually they catch up. What if we never told anyone about nukes? What if we just kept it in the tuck? We never told anyone. We're like, yeah, we don't have them. We don't have nothing. And then be like, oh, we're good.
51:56 Mark Gagnon? You gotta show it.
51:57 Speaker 00 You wait, hold on. You think people have them?
52:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:01 Speaker 00 Come on, no one has nukes.
52:02 Speaker 02 They do, bro. Or they could have them. They could.
52:05 Speaker 00 Y'all believe in nukes?
52:08 Speaker 00 Get out of here.
52:08 Mark Gagnon? What angle is this? Stupid ass angle.
52:12 Speaker 00 Do you, do you seriously believe in nukes or not?
52:15 Mark Gagnon? Yes.
52:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, Manhattan Project.
52:16 Mark Gagnon? People go check and make sure and they count.
52:18 Speaker 00 There's no, there's no nukes.
52:20 Speaker 02 Hiroshima, Nagasaki?
52:23 Speaker 00 Where's the fallout?
52:25 Speaker 02 It's over there.
52:26 Speaker 00 But where's the fallout? You haven't seen a warped up Japanese, have you?
52:30 Speaker 02 I've seen a couple.
52:31 Speaker 00 Now you haven't.
52:31 Speaker 02 Shohei Ohtani?
52:33 Speaker 00 They was doing that before the nukes.
52:34 Speaker 02 Bro, Shohei's 6'5". You don't think there's a little radiation?
52:37 Speaker 00 I don't wanna say you're welcome.
52:40 Mark Gagnon? I don't wanna say that cuz that's not how I feel in my heart.
52:42 Speaker 02 But we gave him baseball and 6'5". That's pretty good.
52:45 Speaker 00 There's one, one 6'5".
52:49 Speaker 02 I'm just saying.
52:50 Speaker 00 I'm just saying, give me proof that there's nukes besides those two explosions which could have been anything else.
52:54 Speaker 02 Bikini Ato, the Trinity Test.
52:56 Speaker 00 Have you been over there? Have you seen it?
52:59 Speaker 02 The Tsar bomber in Russia?
53:03 Speaker 02 I guess I haven't seen it. I've never seen. I went to Hiroshima and the, and the building was all messed up. They, they, the building was like that.
53:10 Mark Gagnon? But they seem like the type of people that would like off their disabled.
53:16 Speaker 00 You think they got some Sparta in them?
53:17 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, cuz it's like everything about them, they gotta do it perfect. So if you're not born perfect, they probably, yeah, let's turn that into some sushi.
53:28 Speaker 00 Now, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They're not making radioactive sushi, bro. That is, that's next level. Do you think that's what uni is?
53:40 Speaker 02 I hated uni. I always hated it.
53:41 Speaker 00 Me too.
53:42 Speaker 02 I probably why.
53:43 Speaker 00 Because you made it. You want actual Japanese food.
53:45 Speaker 02 Me?
53:46 Speaker 00 Well, Americans.
53:49 Speaker 02 Like, I didn't come here for art shit. I didn't come for barbecue. No, I'm not gonna say.
53:55 Speaker 02 Ew, Nagio. It's like, Nagio was too slimy.
53:57 Speaker 00 Where do you wanna be? Like, where would you wanna? If you were a descendant of nuclear fallout, what country would you wanna live in?
54:08 Speaker 00 For me, India.
54:11 Speaker 02 Why's that?
54:12 Speaker 00 Cause I feel like the more like warped you look, the more godlike.
54:18 Speaker 00 With all due respect, like if you got multiple arms, they're like, yo, Vish is back, like.
54:23 Speaker 02 Do you think culturally?
54:24 Speaker 00 Vishnu is here.
54:25 Speaker 02 You think culturally they would see you or your descendants?
54:27 Speaker 00 You're rewarded. You're rewarded.
54:29 Speaker 02 That's good.
54:30 Speaker 00 Whereas like, you're right, maybe in Japan, they wouldn't reward that type of abnormality. In America, maybe, maybe you'd be like, you'd be a famous TikToker or something like that. But it's not gonna be as much as like being looked at as a god.
54:42 Mark Gagnon? Well, like the jungle tribes in like, South America or some shit like that.
54:46 Speaker 00 Why they like that?
54:46 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
54:47 Speaker 00 What do they do with it?
54:48 Mark Gagnon? No, you'd probably be like, a god or some type of elevated being.
54:52 Speaker 00 Yeah.
54:52 Mark Gagnon? Remember they were saying?
54:54 Speaker 00 Yes, the tiger face. You want a little witchcraft in the culture. If you got abnormalities, you want some witchcraft.
55:01 Mark Gagnon? Yeah. Cause what I'm gonna do is just blink at you. You think I just did some shit, right?
55:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, but then it goes the other way though. Have you seen what they do to albinos?
55:08 Speaker 00 In where?
55:08 Speaker 02 Africa? Nope, no, well, kind of. They fuck them over.
55:11 Speaker 00 Okay, tell me.
55:12 Speaker 02 Witch doctors will try to harvest albinos and use their body for spells.
55:15 Speaker 00 I get that. No, I get that.
55:18 Speaker 02 You can't do that.
55:19 Speaker 00 I do get that.
55:20 Speaker 02 Cause we're not that far off.
55:21 Speaker 00 Say again?
55:22 Speaker 02 We're not that far.
55:22 Speaker 00 But don't they look like, they just look like they're made out of the tusk?
55:28 Speaker 00 Right, cuz the rhino tusk is everything, right? That cures everything and then they just, you just made a human this all tusk? They're poaching? Chop them up, chop them up. Ivory? Oh god, that's funny. They're pure ivory. If ivory is the thing that the culture is like, there is nothing more valuable than this one thing? And now I don't gotta chase a dinosaur down to go get it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could just let this thing grow up to full, full size? Yeah, cuz you were gonna make a statue out of ivory anyway. My man. I did the work for you. I did, but the question is, you don't wanna take it at veal. You don't wanna take it, like, it's gonna be hard. You're looking at that ivory, be like, if I let this shit get to 18 years, I'm gonna have so much more ivory. But, it's right there, you might need it. You might got a cousin that got AIDS.
56:14 Speaker 00 And then you gotta, you know, you wanna cure that, but you're like, oh. Yo, can you hang on for like 18 years while, while this thing gets a full growth so we can cure the whole neighborhood?
56:27 Speaker 00 This is a hypothetical, I'm putting myself in someone else's stand. I know, ivory did all that, but yeah. I need to look this up, I need to make sure I'm not speaking out of turn. Yeah, can you really not speak out of turn? I just need to make sure. I was worried we were gonna speak out of turn when Al called the first lady. Don't put that on me, I was Mark. Nah, come on. I was Mark Gagnon.
56:49 Speaker 00 Yeah, look at that. Nah, dude, this is albino's in Tanzania. Yeah, they're trying to get the witch doctors, which is a hilarious name. The fear of witch doctors who prize their body parts. Why'd they put doctor in there? Like, why aren't they just witches? Yo. That's some white shit, ain't it? That is some fucking white shit. They are the doctors. My man, my man. Bro, they're killing albino's and putting them in a soup. That's not, they make them into gumbo, that's not a doctor. Yeah. That's a chef.
57:19 Speaker 00 Like a witch chef, but like, that's not a doctor. Calling them witch doctor is a- Dr. Dre is more of a doctor than a fucking witch doctor.
57:27 Speaker 02 Dr. Pepper. What are we talking about?
57:29 Mark Gagnon? I believe in all I should not.
57:31 Speaker 00 No, but what I'm saying, what I'm saying is.
57:33 Mark Gagnon? They heal.
57:34 Speaker 00 Is that why they call them witch doctors?
57:36 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
57:36 Speaker 00 You come to them for healing?
57:38 Mark Gagnon? Yes, for everything. You got a spell on you. I got a spell on you. They'll take that off and shit. I don't know, the song just popped up.
57:45 Speaker 02 Did you just sample in the sentence?
57:46 Mark Gagnon? I did, I did. Go on, son, I'm doctor.
57:48 Speaker 00 Al might be a genius.
57:49 Mark Gagnon? I'm Dr. Dre right here.
57:51 Speaker 00 Al is both sides, man. That was incredible. Okay, so, okay, the term witch doctor originated in the 18th century with the first recorded use around 1718, created by Europeans. What the fuck did I say?
58:04 Speaker 02 It's derogatory, Eurocentric, and inaccurate, and it shames, or for indigenous shamans, healers, and herbalists.
58:12 Speaker 02 That is kind of funny, they saw someone doing medicine, they're like.
58:14 Speaker 00 Traditional healers.
58:14 Speaker 02 Obviously a witch.
58:15 Speaker 00 It's a witch. Why don't we call all eastern medicine witch doctors? Why don't we call, like, people who do the, what are those suction things on your back?
58:25 Speaker 02 Mmm, suck docs.
58:26 Speaker 00 Suck docs.
58:27 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
58:28 Speaker 00 Don't do it, Al. Don't you do it, Al.
58:32 Mark Gagnon? Nah, it can't be doctor, they're too short.
58:35 Mark Gagnon? I don't know, I just feel like you can't take somebody that height seriously as a doctor. That's just the theory I'm going with. You guys think blacks can't be stuff?
58:44 Speaker 00 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, I'm projecting.
58:47 Speaker 02 Don't bring that into my fucking racism.
58:49 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how you get out of everything.
58:52 Speaker 00 A sure woman delivered my children.
58:54 Mark Gagnon? Son, don't say the N-word, bro.
58:56 Speaker 00 I didn't say it. I didn't say it.
59:00 Speaker 02 Try it, try it, try it. My joke's bomb, but you're racist, bro.
59:03 Speaker 00 Yeah, move.
59:04 Speaker 02 What about that?
59:05 Mark Gagnon? Bang.
59:05 Speaker 02 What even about that?
59:08 Speaker 00 Witch doctor, yeah, okay, okay. Oh, do we have a new one to drop? Epstein queen?
59:13 Speaker 02 Yeah, the Epstein queen.
59:14 Speaker 00 Wait, wait, wait, hold on, before we go to this, did we conclude, did we get any information about the albino using their body for spells?
59:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, apparently they're using it, and we gotta just, you know, pour enough of the albino's respect to them.
59:26 Speaker 00 I'll be honest, can they get sun?
59:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, because you could tan your way out of this, right?
59:30 Speaker 00 No, I think that's the issue. Like, they don't tan.
59:33 Speaker 02 I don't think they tan.
59:33 Speaker 00 But then, so they're like Irish, so do they burn? Like, do they get mad skin cancer?
59:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's, yeah, they don't have any melanin.
59:41 Speaker 00 Yeah, they legit.
59:41 Speaker 02 So they're damaged by the UV light. It's a genetic disorder inherited by parents.
59:44 Speaker 00 And melanin gets started.
59:45 Mark Gagnon? So maybe the witch doctors are just trying to protect them.
59:47 Speaker 00 In what way?
59:48 Mark Gagnon? Like, the sun gonna kill you, I could do it first.
59:51 Speaker 02 So it's like, it's like an evil spell. It's like, hey, help me not get cancer. And the witch doctor's like, I got you. Taking you out of your misery, you know?
59:57 Mark Gagnon? Man.
59:58 Speaker 02 You think it's miserable being white?
1:00:01 Speaker 02 Come on out. I don't want to break it to you. Shit's lit.
1:00:09 Speaker 02 That was good. I haven't seen this one. What is this? Yeah. Now, the Lego, I mean, I saw the other Lego one, which is just... That shit is like three minutes long. Yeah, I mean, just play a little piece of this one.
1:00:41 Speaker 02 Oh, man. Okay, hold on. Pause this real quick. Who posted this? Who posted that?
1:00:44 Mark Gagnon? Yo.
1:00:45 Speaker 02 I ran a account. Real?
1:00:48 Mark Gagnon? Yo, that's crazy.
1:00:49 Speaker 02 How many views is this?
1:00:50 Mark Gagnon? He's saying way crazier shit than I did. I mean, that show he did.
1:00:55 Speaker 02 I mean, that's... Low key, I kind of understand why Trump was like, we gonna end a civilization. Yeah, imagine? They got the Roblox version of your wife kissing Epstein like, no, we gotta destroy the whole thing. He's like, we're going for the servers first, okay? And we're gonna get the nukes. Hit the nukes after, but we gotta invade for the servers.
1:01:14 Mark Gagnon? And the song is a bop? This shit is like back to back.
1:01:17 Speaker 02 Who is that? Who? Yeah, who's the artist? Yeah, I don't know.
1:01:20 Mark Gagnon? That's Todd Dollison, I think.
1:01:22 Speaker 02 That might be Todd. Yo, somebody gotta see what Todd been up to, man.
1:01:26 Mark Gagnon? Nah, nah, nah, nah.
1:01:27 Speaker 02 Oh, it's a good song. It's a good song, right?
1:01:30 Mark Gagnon? Put it on one of you whites.
1:01:32 Speaker 02 Wait, what? That's another one? This is a different one. Oh, my God. Hormuz Hustle.
1:01:44 Speaker 02 W Iran.
1:01:46 Speaker 02 We can't let this happen.
1:01:47 Speaker 00 W R R, I'm sorry. This is hard.
1:01:50 Speaker 02 Pause it. We gotta, we gotta, we gotta step it up as Americans. We are, we're good at propaganda. We invented it.
1:01:56 Speaker 00 We thought.
1:01:57 Speaker 02 We gotta do better.
1:01:59 Speaker 00 Well, what can we do?
1:02:00 Speaker 02 I don't know. We gotta do something like sometime.
1:02:02 Speaker 00 Our shit is ass, bro.
1:02:02 Speaker 02 I know.
1:02:03 Speaker 00 The best they came up with was when they were taking out some sites. They were like juxtaposing it with like hits from a football game.
1:02:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, I saw that.
1:02:10 Speaker 00 That was the best one we got?
1:02:11 Speaker 02 No, decent.
1:02:12 Mark Gagnon? Here comes the boom.
1:02:13 Speaker 00 Yeah, ass. Ass, ass, ass.
1:02:18 Speaker 02 I mean, I don't know who's, apparently this is an independent studio. It's a contractor with Iran as a client.
1:02:25 Speaker 02 It's the WTF Media Studios of Russia.
1:02:28 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They gotta be American. They gotta be American because they know what Americans like too much.
1:02:35 Speaker 02 I guess.
1:02:35 Speaker 00 They have to be American.
1:02:37 Speaker 02 But that's a crazy deal. That Iran hits you up and they're like, hey, do you want to make memes for us? Yeah, 100%.
1:02:42 Speaker 00 And are they, are they paying them like $7,000 a post or something like that? Like what? What an insane, what an insane propaganda idea, Mark.
1:02:51 Speaker 02 Who knows how much money it's worth?
1:02:53 Speaker 00 Who can ever think of doing such a thing like that?
1:02:57 Speaker 02 I could never do it.
1:02:59 Speaker 00 Persia Boy Studios.
1:03:03 Speaker 02 He's an Iranian creative entity known for producing viral Lego animated videos. There's another one, Explosion Studios, I think is the other one, Explosive Studios. And apparently he did an interview recently where he was just talking. He's like, yeah, you know, their client, like we handle, you know, creative media solutions for, you know, different companies.
1:03:17 Speaker 00 Fire.
1:03:18 Speaker 02 Just like.
1:03:18 Speaker 00 No.
1:03:19 Mark Gagnon? I mean, money's money.
1:03:21 Speaker 00 That's nah.
1:03:22 Mark Gagnon? What you mean? Especially if you're against the law.
1:03:24 Speaker 00 Let us put a bid in. Let us put a bid in at least.
1:03:28 Speaker 02 Scroll up. What is this? Hold on. In our video, oh, in our video with Mr. Explosive, he appears silhouetted. And he's got the colors of the Iranian flag. And he says the team consists of fewer than 10 people. So it's a little, it's a mom and pop. It's a startup. You know, they're getting it going.
1:03:43 Mark Gagnon? Cottage industry.
1:03:44 Speaker 02 All right. Based off silhouette alone, where do you think he's from?
1:03:48 Speaker 00 That guy's white.
1:03:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, that guy's white.
1:03:50 Speaker 00 That guy's a Caucasian person. I could tell by the hair and the glasses.
1:03:54 Speaker 02 Wow.
1:03:54 Speaker 00 Al, can you confirm that suspicion?
1:03:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think it checks out. He denies working for Iran?
1:04:01 Speaker 04 Uh, now he's confirmed.
1:04:03 Speaker 02 Now he said he's totally independent. My, all due respect, maybe I got that wrong. But crazy.
1:04:07 Speaker 00 Like, did they have him lit with the colors of the fucking Iran flag and shit?
1:04:10 Speaker 02 Oh. I don't work for Iran. I know. I'm Italian. What are you talking about?
1:04:15 Speaker 05 That's like Euphoria, legit.
1:04:18 Speaker 02 Wait, wait, wait, what?
1:04:18 Speaker 05 It's like, Euphoria always uses like neon and shit.
1:04:21 Speaker 02 Oh, okay.
1:04:22 Speaker 05 They're inspired.
1:04:24 Speaker 02 Man. Uh, we're just wild.
1:04:27 Speaker 00 Man, get us out of this war.
1:04:29 Speaker 02 Bro, what are you talking about the war? Coachella happened. You're still talking about the war?
1:04:33 Speaker 00 You're right, my bad. Yeah, why?
1:04:35 Speaker 05 You gotta get your head out of there, bro.
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1:05:03 Speaker 05 You've been saying that for how long?
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1:05:43 Speaker 02 What do we call it?
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1:05:46 Speaker 02 He called it back mouth.
1:05:48 Speaker 00 There's back mouth.
1:05:48 Speaker 02 It just didn't land to him until later.
1:05:50 Speaker 00 Wait a minute, I called it that?
1:05:51 Speaker 02 You might have called it that.
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1:09:17 Speaker 00 Now, let's get back to the show. Tell me about Coachella's.
1:09:20 Speaker 02 You didn't see any of this?
1:09:21 Speaker 00 I saw Justin Bieber. You had a great take on Justin Bieber.
1:09:25 Speaker 02 I thought this was awesome. If anyone doesn't know, we could play like a little clip here, but basically Beebs is on stage at Coachella and it's just a completely stripped down performance. It's just him with a laptop onstage, live streaming more or less, and going through the comments of people like asking for song requests on the Coachella livestream and then just pulling up videos on YouTube of his old performances and then singing along. And it's, in my opinion, awesome. I love it.
1:09:47 Speaker 00 How is that awesome? Tell me why you think it's awesome before you start hitting.
1:09:52 Speaker 02 I think it's far for a few reasons. One, it's like perfectly meeting the moment. Like right now, stream culture is dominating everything. The informal kind of hangout parasocial vibe with being with someone online, kind of like reading your chat, responding, and just being completely stripped down without trying too hard. Like so much of Gen Z is wrapped around like fear of being cringe or being observed. And as he's just up there, fully like immersed in this new cultural moment where he's just posted up, not doing too much, and he's basically giving zero. And he's just like clicking through like baby and singing baby. Basically, singing with himself, the version that all of his fans in the world broadly fell in love with, that very first Justin Bieber. He's like revisiting this 15 different, 15 year different version with him.
1:10:35 Speaker 00 nostalgia play
1:10:36 Speaker 02 there's nostalgia there's something like beautiful about seeing him like reminiscing and like like appreciating himself when he was younger and then he's given nothing the audience is going crazy and then the interstitials of him like pulling up memes and goofing around it's like you're watching a live stream on stage in person with him just hanging out with one of the biggest pop stars of all time and let me say Bieber's also been steeped in different controversies people are concerned with like his mental health is he doing okay and to see him just like happy and euphoric on stage like looking back at himself as a kid being like man I love that version of me that was new to this world that didn't know what was going on that was you know in this industry that was you know scary but exciting
1:11:13 Speaker 00 balls deep in Selena
1:11:14 Speaker 02 okay maybe maybe
1:11:17 Mark Gagnon? ah that's his ex
1:11:18 Speaker 02 and looking back on it just being like wow that's
1:11:20 Speaker 00 he was balls he was balls deep in
1:11:22 Speaker 02 I don't know
1:11:22 Mark Gagnon? yeah
1:11:22 Speaker 02 deep I don't know
1:11:23 Mark Gagnon? how does Justin's nuts taste bro
1:11:25 Speaker 00 nah nah
1:11:28 Speaker 02 we can't appreciate our son
1:11:29 Mark Gagnon? we can't appreciate our
1:11:30 Speaker 00 bro we're not going to
1:11:31 Mark Gagnon? so you telling me you paying man money to go to Coachella and Coachella is known for the over the top performance
1:11:38 Speaker 00 you're about to watch whoever's the headliner you're about to watch Jay-Z do the exact same thing
1:11:41 Mark Gagnon? no he's not
1:11:41 Speaker 00 Yankee Stadium
1:11:41 Mark Gagnon? I bet you'll be completely out Jay-Z puts on a fucking show
1:11:44 Speaker 00 no no no
1:11:46 Speaker 00 people around Jay-Z put on a show Jay-Z you're gonna be walking around just like that
1:11:50 Mark Gagnon? but that's fine at least you put some effort into it or paid to put some effort in this is zero effort this is like you know I got millions and millions of dollars to headline this shit so I could sit here with a laptop and do fucking just doom scroll with you motherfuckers like he's not even he's not performing with effort
1:12:07 Speaker 00 I I I'll be honest I like effort I like effort
1:12:12 Mark Gagnon? and maybe it's a generational thing
1:12:13 Speaker 00 and I think yes I think there is there is a fear of being cringe for Gen Z for sure and I think what happens is when you're afraid of being cringe you remove yourself from any opportunity to be cringe so you stop trying right and so yes and I think that I I get that there is a version of that I think Justin is in this place where it's like it's not like these people haven't seen Justin they've seen Justin a million times is he gonna go out there and do all the dance moves and recreate the same performance that he's given him or does he give a different kind of experience because at this point in time I think they just want to hang out with him and he created that hang so I get that version if your expectation was I want to see him fucking rock out
1:12:52 Speaker 00 tear the roof off the place and have the whole spectacle then of course it's not gonna live up to that but if your goal was just to like relive Justin's life through his music Especially these moments where you first consume Justin, not all, none of us have seen a Justin Bieber concert, but we've seen it all online. And then he gets, he allows you to replay those emotions the first time you watch, baby, baby, baby, when he's fucking 12 years old or whatever. So I understand how it could satisfy in that way, especially when this performance is juxtaposed with all the other Coachella performances that are larger than life, bigger than ever.
1:13:29 Speaker 02 And every pop star right now is super big.
1:13:31 Speaker 00 Yes.
1:13:32 Speaker 02 Right? Like the Sabrina Carpenter, Benson Boone, like they put on like these stadium style performances.
1:13:36 Speaker 00 Benson Boone's back flipping, bro.
1:13:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:13:38 Speaker 00 Justin's like, I'm gonna sit on this fucking desk, bust out the laptop and we're gonna hang.
1:13:42 Speaker 02 And the delta with energy, like he's doing nothing, the audience is going crazy. To me, that is a more interesting dynamic than a performer going crazy, the audience going crazy. At least in this moment right now.
1:13:52 Mark Gagnon? So I see where you're coming from. It's just, I'll just say, it's not for me because Coachella to me is, hey, you give them a Beyonce level performance. And that's what I'm expecting. And this was like, this is just lazy.
1:14:07 Speaker 00 I, I don't.
1:14:08 Mark Gagnon? To me, it's like, hey, I can, I can look like, oh, I'm just like being cool, but this is like, okay, I didn't really want to put the effort.
1:14:15 Speaker 02 I think Coachella to me is like, I get to be around and hang with famous influencers and famous people. And he's like, oh, you want to hang out with me? Let's hang. You pick the setlist. I have no songs planned.
1:14:24 Mark Gagnon? I get it. Like you're kind of convincing me. I get how people can enjoy it.
1:14:27 Speaker 00 So I think, I think there's two ways. It's like, cause I, I agree kind of with both of you. I agree. It's like, I want to see an artist that I really admire and appreciate go and light it up.
1:14:38 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:14:39 Speaker 00 Blow my mind. You know, you know, love him or hate him, but like you saw Ye's performance at SoFi and you're like, this is like different and a lot of effort was put into this to make it different and I appreciate that.
1:14:52 Mark Gagnon? Yes.
1:14:53 Speaker 00 And so there is that version, especially when you're at a place like Coachella where you're like, I'm ready for everybody here to top one another and it's gonna be insane. So I get that. But there is a version in like, we weren't there where like the experience of seeing the crazy light show and all these things from seven different acts in a row, seeing something completely stripped down actually was refreshing and interesting.
1:15:14 Mark Gagnon? And I can appreciate that. I see it.
1:15:15 Speaker 00 So there, there might be, be something with that. But yeah, it's a.
1:15:20 Speaker 02 That was fire. I mean, the reaction online was kind of mixed. People were saying.
1:15:24 Speaker 00 It's kind of both of you guys, right?
1:15:25 Speaker 02 They were like, yeah, it's like kind of BS. And other people were like, the people that I knew that went were like, yeah, it was awesome. It was like casual. There was no like expectation.
1:15:33 Speaker 00 Also, you need to have a certain amount of gravity.
1:15:36 Mark Gagnon? People you know dressed like this, so I would assume that they would like some stripped down shit.
1:15:41 Speaker 02 Exactly.
1:15:41 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, I get it.
1:15:43 Speaker 02 Exactly, yeah.
1:15:45 Speaker 00 Fuck, what was I just about to say? It don't matter.
1:15:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, you need peptides.
1:15:50 Speaker 00 I need peptides. I need peptides.
1:15:52 Mark Gagnon? Get on that NAD.
1:15:53 Speaker 00 I'm gonna get on that shit too. But there's, um, yeah, I don't know. I'm like, oh, oh, that was it. It's only a few performers that can even do this.
1:16:02 Speaker 02 I think Kanye actually probably could have done this.
1:16:04 Speaker 00 No, no, Kanye can't like, there's only a handful of people that have so much gravity and so much mystique and also nostalgia built around them.
1:16:14 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, if you have a long career, that was, and you were big, one of the tops, then you could do this.
1:16:19 Speaker 00 You can do it. But like, a new artist can't. Like Sabrina Carpenter can't just sit up there and do it because I think the experience of the show, she's still kind of selling people on what it is she does and how she does things. Michael Jackson could literally just sit on stage and like have a conversation and you could hear the hits, you could dance, he could bring other people on to try to do their best version of a moonwalk and it would just be like, what?
1:16:44 Mark Gagnon? And it's funny you say him. I like just posted a clip of him because I was, I saw this and I'm like, yo, it's just zero effort. And then I saw this performance by Michael Jackson. I'm like, Jesus Christ, like it still blows me away today, Paul, but like, he is a performer. Like that's what I want to see when I see somebody perform.
1:17:02 Speaker 00 I agree with you.
1:17:03 Mark Gagnon? That's what I want.
1:17:04 Speaker 00 Me, if I'm paying money to go see a show, Coachella?
1:17:10 Speaker 00 I think people want to see the artists, but I think people want to be at Coachella. Like, I think Coachella has almost become bigger than the artists. It needs the artists.
1:17:19 Speaker 02 I would say if I went to a Bieber concert and he did this, I'd be a little bit like, alright, I want to show. If I'm going to a festival and I'm seeing all my favorite bands, anyway, I gotta see The Strokes, I gotta see Geese, whatever. And then this happens, I'm like, oh, what a cool inversion of the whole thing. Like, he's meeting the moment culturally and in the context of the festival.
1:17:36 Mark Gagnon? That's interesting. Okay. I thought you were just giving him the pastors, like, yeah, it's Bieber, he can do whatever he want type shit.
1:17:41 Speaker 02 No, I think if Ye was at this, then I think he could do it. I'd be worried about what would come up on YouTube. I think Ye's YouTube would probably have some clips that could be problematic. There'd have to be some stuff cut from the livestream.
1:17:54 Speaker 02 There might be some translated speeches that sound, you know, a little crazy.
1:17:58 Speaker 00 Yeah. But that is a good one. It's like, how do you make your festival show different? And Coachella is a proper festival. In that, like, everybody is in the same space and I think can access all the acts. It's a proper festival. There are certain things that, like, when the New York Comedy Festival happens, like, they call it a festival, but it's not like...
1:18:18 Mark Gagnon? Just little shows happening everywhere.
1:18:20 Speaker 00 It's like, there's already 20 shows a night in New York. Like, every day is a New York Comedy Festival in that regard. So it's like, this is a different experience and I wonder if, I wonder if people start doing this in future Coachella shows?
1:18:34 Mark Gagnon? Oh, now?
1:18:35 Speaker 00 Not, not essentially doing this, but going, oh, I don't need to have the wildest show. I need to have the most different show. What I would also say is that I think there's a lot of acts that go to Coachella, especially like, acts that like, can tap into nostalgia. That are going, alright, I gotta put it all in on this performance and I gotta have the best performance at Coachella and I'll lose money on this performance. But then I'll tour for the next two years because people will remember how dope I was. So I think it's, it's almost like Burning Man is like an advertisement for DJs. Like, you go there, you don't make any money, you do whatever, but you know... If you bring it.
1:19:12 Mark Gagnon? I feel like T-Pain did that.
1:19:14 Speaker 00 Where, where?
1:19:14 Mark Gagnon? At Coachella. I think he had a crazy performance, like everybody was like left talking about T-Pain, and then he had a little resurgence and then like.
1:19:24 Speaker 00 And think about how viral you go. Like if you throw, if you throw down a Coachella and everybody is there and every influencer is there and they're posting the videos and the people are just reposting what they're seeing, all of a sudden you get the viral traction of, of, of, of 10,000 different moments that could have happened over the year, all at one time.
1:19:42 Speaker 02 Hmm. Did I remember the Shia LaBeouf thing?
1:19:44 Speaker 00 Nah, tell me.
1:19:45 Speaker 02 Like, this reminded me of like, like Shia LaBeouf rewatching his old movies. Remember that?
1:19:49 Speaker 00 Oh, he did like a.
1:19:50 Speaker 02 He filmed himself watching everything he's ever done.
1:19:52 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:19:52 Speaker 02 And it kind of gives you that same feeling of like, oh, I'm experiencing this through him, which I think is cathartic for a lot of people. And people, I think, pointed out the Frank Ocean thing where like he did Coachella and my feeling is like, it didn't feel like Frank Ocean wanted to be there. Whereas Bieber seemed like he really enjoyed this. He was just like, yeah, I enjoy connecting with my fans and like reminiscing.
1:20:10 Mark Gagnon? Wait, but did Frank do something similar to this?
1:20:12 Speaker 02 I've read exactly what it was. This was like two years ago, maybe. But he did, he had this whole elaborate thing. He had like ice skaters and they brought in an ice drink and like we made this whole thing.
1:20:19 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, I kind of remember.
1:20:20 Speaker 02 And then he canceled it all and was like, I'm not doing it. And then he canned it. And then he came in late and then like did a couple of songs and bounced. I think. I hope that's correct.
1:20:28 Mark Gagnon? I like faintly remember that, yeah.
1:20:29 Speaker 00 Yeah, I want, I want my entertainers to want to entertain.
1:20:32 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:20:32 Speaker 00 And I don't know what was going on with Frank and his life at the time, but like, I, I want you to enjoy being up there and I want you to, I want to share with an audience.
1:20:41 Speaker 02 Mouse's it.
1:20:42 Speaker 05 I think that's wildly entertaining, weirdly. He's like YouTube's golden child. He's the artist who like came up off YouTube.
1:20:48 Speaker 02 Another great point.
1:20:49 Speaker 00 No, I'm talking about Frank maybe not wanting to be there, whatever. Like I, I like this version of it, it's fine. But like, I, I do like when there is an artist that wants to share and they're, they enjoy sharing and they're like treated as like a privilege to share.
1:21:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:21:04 Speaker 00 That is cool.
1:21:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:21:05 Speaker 00 To me.
1:21:06 Speaker 02 But the YouTube connect, I think is a great point.
1:21:07 Speaker 05 The YouTube connect's huge. Like he is YouTube's biggest artist. You know what I mean? He came up off of it. And all of the people that are there watching, that are like roughly my age probably, are like, oh, I watch all his YouTube videos constantly.
1:21:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:21:20 Speaker 05 Consistent, like at parties, you'd put it on, like, his YouTube presence is huge for a lot of people my age. And I think that them watching it with him is like. So mu- like it's so connective to them.
1:21:31 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:21:32 Mark Gagnon? But I feel like, hasn't he been doing this? Like, didn't he just start streaming 24/7 or some shit like that?
1:21:37 Speaker 02 I've seen, I don't know what that is, but I saw him and like Sebastian like cutting it up.
1:21:41 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, like I think he just like-
1:21:42 Speaker 02 Man, Scalco and Beaver like do the thing, I forgot.
1:21:44 Mark Gagnon? I think he just like livestreams 24/7 in a crib. I don't know if it's still going on, but-
1:21:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, I don't know what that was.
1:21:48 Mark Gagnon? So now, I feel like, alright, he just did a version of what he's doing at home. So that's why it felt even lazier. I was like, oh, okay.
1:21:56 Speaker 02 It's people more, dog.
1:21:57 Mark Gagnon? But, shout out to Beaver. Cause now, if anyone tries to do it at the show, they're gonna look like they're biting Beaver shit.
1:22:05 Speaker 02 Exactly.
1:22:05 Mark Gagnon? So.
1:22:06 Speaker 02 Alright, can we hit a couple more things? There's a, a few other things that I was, uh, I was percolating on.
1:22:12 Mark Gagnon? What tings, what tings?
1:22:13 Speaker 02 I mean, SNL, they're brilliant idiots, which is hilarious.
1:22:15 Mark Gagnon? Oh, did you see that? What do you mean, they did brilliant idiots? They was knocking you, son.
1:22:18 Speaker 02 So, Cam Patterson, Marcella Hernandez, Florida boys for the record.
1:22:22 Mark Gagnon? Shout out Cam and Marcella.
1:22:23 Speaker 02 I just wanna bring that up, just a couple of young Florida comedians, okay? And, uh, I was just, interesting, it's just an interesting fact.
1:22:30 Mark Gagnon? Whatever, I do it too, so it's fine.
1:22:31 Speaker 02 Two young Florida comedians that are amazing. And they're both on SNL and they do this sketch with Colin, can you go back a little bit? Uh, they basically sit down, and you can kinda see the dynamic here. They're called the school, the kids on the back of the bus, like basically like the young kids that clown each other.
1:22:46 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:22:46 Speaker 02 And, uh-
1:22:50 Speaker 02 Okay, play.
1:22:51 Speaker 06 Oh, my god, who's Gravone? Oh, Gravone's in front of ours, this, uh, Gravone's nuts!
1:22:57 Mark Gagnon? So he's doing the legma shit. I mean, other people do that. Alright, keep going, no, that's specifically ours. No, no, no, no, no. Black guy, white guy?
1:23:05 Speaker 02 They do a bunch of legma jokes back to back.
1:23:07 Speaker 06 Jokes aside, I don't think this inflation will predicate a noticeable shift in the Federal Reserve. Yeah, but it does put the fan between a rock and a hard place. Because they had to blow inflation while still encouraging economic growth. The hell? Are you guys like secretly smart? Yes, dude.
1:23:23 Mark Gagnon? Brilliant idiots?
1:23:23 Speaker 06 You get tutoring from Amanda Kahold, she's a genius, you know Amanda Kahold. Who, who isn't, who is Amanda Kahold? Amanda Kahold is nuts!
1:23:33 Mark Gagnon? Telling you, man, I'm, I'm telling you. Man, come on. They took a little bit of brilliant idiot to it. So who's who?
1:23:42 Speaker 00 So who in this one, who would be?
1:23:43 Speaker 02 I think, I think Cam is Charlamagne and I think you're Colin Jost.
1:23:47 Speaker 00 I feel like I would be Cam.
1:23:48 Speaker 02 You think so?
1:23:49 Speaker 00 Yeah, cuz I think, I think.
1:23:52 Speaker 00 Oh, cuz of the racial thing?
1:23:53 Speaker 02 I think the racial thing is part of it.
1:23:55 Speaker 00 Okay.
1:23:55 Speaker 02 I think the racial thing, and also this moment from Brilliant Idiots, you remember this?
1:23:58 Speaker 00 Which one is this one? You know what I mean, you out there at Wendy's? Wendy's, Wendy's.
1:24:10 Speaker 00 Is this Kenya?
1:24:11 Speaker 06 Kenya.
1:24:27 Speaker 00 He's celebrating exactly like how they were doing it. That I'm telling you.
1:24:31 Speaker 02 You and Harlow might have got it this week, bro. I'm just saying.
1:24:35 Speaker 00 Nah.
1:24:36 Speaker 02 And Marcelo did a good you, I gotta be honest.
1:24:38 Speaker 00 I think I'm Cam, man.
1:24:42 Speaker 00 No, well, actually, you know, I don't know who would be, but first of all, there's no way this is Brilliant Idiots. But, uh, I don't know who, but if Cam gets one off on.
1:24:52 Speaker 02 Pause.
1:24:52 Speaker 00 Pause. You're pausing a lot this week, man.
1:24:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, you know. It's one of my roots here.
1:24:58 Speaker 00 Yeah, I hear you. But, but Charlamagne has never got one off.
1:25:01 Speaker 02 Never?
1:25:02 Speaker 00 That's the history, that's the lore of Brilliant Idiots, is that he tries every week and he just cannot do it. And even moments where he's about to do it, he fucks it up. Like, he cannot get it, as brilliant as he is.
1:25:14 Speaker 02 But Cam didn't get one. Yeah, I don't know if Cam got one. It might be one for one.
1:25:18 Speaker 00 They might be good, bro.
1:25:21 Speaker 00 If they had, no, if they had Cam trying to do it and then fucking up, then I'd be like, alright, we got some people, you know, that understand culture.
1:25:27 Speaker 02 Also, we're not the only ones that make this connection, there were comments on the video that I saw, the people being like, this is like if Brilliant Idiots went to high school together. Like, actually, yeah, it had like 20 likes.
1:25:37 Speaker 00 I think, alright.
1:25:38 Speaker 02 Okay, there's a bunch of other shit that I think we should talk about, a bunch of scientists have been, uh, killed lately.
1:25:42 Speaker 00 Yo.
1:25:43 Speaker 02 Which we could talk about that.
1:25:44 Speaker 00 Before we go to that.
1:25:45 Speaker 02 Euphoria season 3 with Sydney Sweeney.
1:25:46 Speaker 00 Before we talk about that, about that, this, this Saturday.
1:25:52 Speaker 00 Big, big, big, big. Akash Singh, Radio City Music Hall. Saturday, April 18. Get them tickets, we're all pulling up.
1:26:02 Speaker 02 We'll be in the building.
1:26:03 Speaker 00 Okay, the boys will be in the building, so come say what's up. And let's watch the boy live his dreams, man. So one more time for Akash Singh.
1:26:10 Speaker 02 Alright, let's go Akash.
1:26:11 Speaker 00 Go grab those, we'll see you guys there Saturday.
1:26:13 Speaker 02 Love you, brother.
1:26:14 Speaker 00 Love you, dogs.
1:26:15 Speaker 02 I mean, there's a few other things to jump into. I mean, the Diddy claiming that the freak off was a porn shoot. And then also the Eric Swalwell stuff is wild.
1:26:23 Speaker 00 Tell me about the Swalwell.
1:26:24 Speaker 02 Not to get like all political thing, but like just looking at how power works is crazy.
1:26:28 Speaker 00 Tell me.
1:26:29 Speaker 02 So there's currently a governor race. In Cali? In California. And they got all these people in the mix. A bunch of Democrats are jockeying for it. And right now Republicans are leading, I think. And they were leading at the very beginning and people thought like, oh, there's no way. And like, they're still like, have a good sizable amount of people polling being like, yeah, I'm gonna vote for the Republicans.
1:26:48 Speaker 00 What?
1:26:49 Speaker 02 So what are the Democrats gotta do? They're trying to like, figure out how to get people out of the race.
1:26:54 Speaker 00 Ooh.
1:26:55 Speaker 02 This was told me by a friend that's very like, plugged in with all the politics.
1:26:58 Speaker 00 Okay.
1:26:59 Speaker 02 He's like, basically, they gotta get people out of the race, so.
1:27:01 Speaker 00 They trying to Bernie him.
1:27:03 Speaker 02 Exactly.
1:27:04 Speaker 00 They trying to burn it, who they trying to Bernie?
1:27:06 Speaker 02 Eric Swalwell. So they go to him, they say, hey.
1:27:08 Speaker 00 Bernie would never.
1:27:09 Speaker 02 He's a Democrat.
1:27:10 Speaker 00 Yeah, but they, that's what the Dems are gonna Bernie.
1:27:12 Speaker 02 Within their, within their primary, they need like, the person that they want. Trim out the, okay, okay. They would need the person that they want. He was leading. And then they, he wasn't chose. He wasn't the one they wanted.
1:27:22 Speaker 00 Oh.
1:27:22 Speaker 02 So they say, you gotta drop out, he goes, I'm not dropping out. And they go, you're gonna wanna drop out. I'm not doing it.
1:27:28 Speaker 00 Oh, wow, so they.
1:27:30 Speaker 02 This is the story that was told me, this is a pure allegation.
1:27:33 Speaker 00 Hey, listen, this is weird.
1:27:35 Speaker 02 It's a conspiracy.
1:27:35 Speaker 00 Can we just name the show Allegations?
1:27:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:27:39 Speaker 02 Allegation Media.
1:27:40 Speaker 00 Allegations. That's it.
1:27:42 Speaker 02 So it was basically this whole situation where they're like, you gotta go. He's like, I'm not going. And he's an egomaniac. So he knows that he's been doing fuck shit. And he's like, it's not gonna be me. I mean, these motherfuckers are crazy. And then, all of a sudden, some story starts to leak, some rumors start to go around, it starts getting pushed through, you know, Democrat circles, CNN's covering it, dah dah dah dah. And then, Martin Shkreli.
1:28:04 Speaker 02 Gets a video from someone and says, I have a video about Representative Eric Swalwell.
1:28:09 Speaker 00 Martin Shkreli, the AIDS drug guy?
1:28:11 Speaker 02 Yeah. He's a guy, I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had the drug patent and then raised it and then got the Wu-Tang album, like, that guy.
1:28:16 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:28:17 Speaker 02 Yeah. He's a very well-connected, political operative person that knows everyone, kind of a...
1:28:23 Speaker 00 How?
1:28:24 Mark Gagnon? I know, it's so crazy. I feel like, once you in, then it's like, you've found ways to just stay.
1:28:29 Speaker 02 He's savvy, he knows who to talk to, knows what to do. So, he gets a video and says, I would love a comment from Eric Swalwell. And then, he posts this video.
1:28:37 Speaker 00 Oh, he just...
1:28:39 Speaker 02 Drops it.
1:28:40 Speaker 00 Oh, that's...
1:28:41 Speaker 02 Here's Eric Swalwell video, my source says it was taken at his home and the woman is a sex worker.
1:28:46 Speaker 00 Oh, nah, you kissing hoes in the mouth, bro.
1:28:48 Mark Gagnon? Oh, that's the problem.
1:28:50 Speaker 00 You kissing hoes in the mouth, man, get out of here.
1:28:52 Mark Gagnon? Son, being in your crib is crazy.
1:28:55 Speaker 00 Nah.
1:28:57 Mark Gagnon? You gonna bring the sex worker to the crib?
1:28:59 Speaker 00 Who's the other dude with the shoes on the bed?
1:29:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, kind of fresh, fresh Nike, actually.
1:29:03 Speaker 00 What is this? They doing a little Eiffel Tower situation?
1:29:07 Speaker 02 So, it's hard to know, really, what's going on. It doesn't even really look like a bedroom in a house. It looks like a hotel room, in my opinion. Like, you got mitred, like, bed sheets.
1:29:16 Speaker 00 It's definitely hotel room.
1:29:17 Mark Gagnon? Says it was taken in his home.
1:29:18 Speaker 00 Can I tell you how I know it's hotel room? The way them fucking sheets are tucked in.
1:29:22 Speaker 02 That's what I'm saying, right? The corners.
1:29:24 Speaker 00 Only done in hotels. Nobody tucks their fucking bed in like that.
1:29:28 Speaker 02 Also, like, the hallway with the mirror, like, that, it just looks like a hotel mirror, again, I don't know. But, he's, there's another video where, like, he's, like, laying with her, and, like, this is basically from the same chunk. It seems like there's a longer video and two clips from it came out.
1:29:40 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:29:41 Speaker 02 But if you notice, there's another guy sitting on the bed.
1:29:43 Speaker 00 Right.
1:29:44 Speaker 02 There are allegations that is another Democrat representative.
1:29:47 Speaker 00 Holy shit.
1:29:47 Speaker 02 That's kind of in the mix, that's one of his close friends. I don't even want to say his name, because, again, this is purely allegation.
1:29:52 Mark Gagnon? Who's this, allegedly the dude that he's, like, on a camel wit, and they both don't have shirts on?
1:29:58 Speaker 02 I didn't see that picture, but it might be. He claimed, at one point, that it was, like, his best friend ever. Now, people are alleging that that's him.
1:30:03 Mark Gagnon? They were on a shirtless camel together, bruh.
1:30:06 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:30:06 Speaker 00 Son.
1:30:07 Speaker 02 Can we?
1:30:07 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought they went together, that was...
1:30:09 Speaker 02 What's his name? If you can just scroll down, maybe? Nope. Swallow also likes to party and he likes to get around. There's like videos of him. Yes, that guy.
1:30:17 Speaker 00 So what did he do wrong?
1:30:19 Speaker 02 So, I mean, there's a few things. One, this whole allegation of like being with a sex worker while he's married and has kids.
1:30:25 Speaker 00 That's wrong.
1:30:26 Speaker 02 Shouldn't do that.
1:30:27 Speaker 00 That's wrong.
1:30:27 Speaker 02 And then there's.
1:30:29 Mark Gagnon? Also, Mary Magdalene.
1:30:31 Speaker 00 Also, wait, what?
1:30:33 Mark Gagnon? Wasn't she? A pro?
1:30:36 Speaker 00 No. You gonna fall for this fucking propaganda against the church?
1:30:40 Mark Gagnon? I thought she was a pro.
1:30:42 Speaker 00 No, they had to make you think that she's a prostitute.
1:30:44 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:30:45 Speaker 00 That's what they tried to do.
1:30:46 Mark Gagnon? Who, who they?
1:30:49 Speaker 00 What you mean?
1:30:50 Speaker 02 The Romans.
1:30:50 Speaker 00 The Roman Romans.
1:30:52 Mark Gagnon? I thought Jesus was being real.
1:30:54 Speaker 00 The Roman Romans.
1:30:55 Mark Gagnon? Jesus was being real presidential and turned a hoe into, you know?
1:30:59 Speaker 00 Well, Jesus wouldn't care if you a hoe or not. Jesus wouldn't care what you did.
1:31:02 Mark Gagnon? Hey.
1:31:03 Speaker 02 As long as you go on, send no more.
1:31:05 Speaker 00 Send no more.
1:31:06 Speaker 02 Go forth and send no more. Come on, man.
1:31:07 Mark Gagnon? Joey said the president doesn't either.
1:31:10 Speaker 02 Go on and send no more?
1:31:11 Speaker 00 All right, Mark Guinness through this.
1:31:12 Speaker 02 So basically.
1:31:13 Mark Gagnon? Joey's wow.
1:31:14 Speaker 02 This whole thing is now popping out. He stepped down from the governor race and now he's stepped out of Congress.
1:31:19 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:31:20 Speaker 00 Because he had a, he, a affair. Not even affair, because he cheated on his wife with a prostitute.
1:31:25 Speaker 02 Yes. And then he also was involved with a Chinese spy before this. The first time I ever heard his name was in 2020, when a story came out that he was posted up with a Chinese spy named Fang Fang.
1:31:37 Speaker 00 Oh, that's, this is the Fang Fang guy?
1:31:40 Speaker 02 Also known as Catherine Fang. And apparently.
1:31:43 Mark Gagnon? Why you acting like you know what the fuck you talking about?
1:31:45 Speaker 00 No, I heard about the Fang Fang story.
1:31:47 Speaker 02 He loves Fang Fang.
1:31:48 Speaker 00 Yeah, I did, yeah.
1:31:49 Mark Gagnon? I think he just liked the name.
1:31:51 Speaker 02 And the story is that he slept with this Chinese spy allegedly. Oh, I missed the biggest part of the allegation. It's not the sexual thing. There's also, from the New York Times, there's a staffer, a former staffer that claims that he grieved.
1:32:03 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:32:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, he got comped by a Chinese spy. I mean, he's a wild boy. He's an egomaniac. He's.
1:32:09 Mark Gagnon? Fang Fang getting it in.
1:32:11 Speaker 00 Yeah. Low key, low key, it might, it might come down to it where we just need a fucking priest to run the country.
1:32:18 Speaker 02 Uh oh.
1:32:19 Speaker 00 We just need someone who's not corruptible, man.
1:32:23 Speaker 02 Facts.
1:32:23 Speaker 00 We need the uncorruptible to do it.
1:32:24 Mark Gagnon? No baggage.
1:32:25 Speaker 00 No baggage, uncorruptible.
1:32:28 Mark Gagnon? What are you talking about?
1:32:30 Speaker 00 What priest is corruptible?
1:32:31 Mark Gagnon? All of them.
1:32:32 Speaker 00 Name one.
1:32:32 Speaker 02 All of them?
1:32:33 Mark Gagnon? Every Boston one that they had to move around to some other town.
1:32:36 Speaker 00 But that's back in the day.
1:32:38 Speaker 02 That's 1900s, bro.
1:32:39 Speaker 00 That's Boston Catholicism. They don't understand it.
1:32:42 Speaker 02 The Irish, they don't, the Irish have a hard time.
1:32:44 Mark Gagnon? So you're saying all Irish are grapers?
1:32:47 Speaker 02 Nah, they just drink and just stuff gets away from them, you know?
1:32:49 Speaker 00 Yeah, they get, they get away.
1:32:50 Speaker 02 Yeah, they kind of off-road.
1:32:51 Speaker 00 They get away, they get away.
1:32:53 Speaker 02 Irish Catholics.
1:32:54 Speaker 05 The Pope can't be president at the same time.
1:32:56 Speaker 00 No, I get it, I get it, but what I'm saying is we need somebody kind of like that.
1:33:01 Speaker 02 If you could be president or Pope, which one you got?
1:33:04 Speaker 00 Neither.
1:33:05 Speaker 02 Neither?
1:33:06 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:33:06 Mark Gagnon? Nah, you go Pope.
1:33:07 Speaker 02 I'd be Pope, 100%.
1:33:08 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, Pope is way lit.
1:33:09 Speaker 02 Go in the Vatican archives, look at some old shit, find a paper somewhere with a riddle.
1:33:14 Speaker 00 Just hang out with virgins all day?
1:33:17 Mark Gagnon? You know they getting it in.
1:33:18 Speaker 02 You're doing that with me now?
1:33:21 Speaker 02 That's already what you do, bro.
1:33:23 Speaker 00 Did I know you was a virgin?
1:33:24 Speaker 02 No.
1:33:25 Speaker 00 You'd already done that.
1:33:26 Mark Gagnon? Ooh.
1:33:27 Speaker 00 You already done that.
1:33:28 Mark Gagnon? Sinning?
1:33:29 Speaker 00 You, you already did that.
1:33:30 Mark Gagnon? Sinning?
1:33:31 Speaker 00 You already did that.
1:33:32 Mark Gagnon? Wow.
1:33:33 Speaker 00 You already did that. Yeah, boy?
1:33:36 Speaker 02 Nah, nah, nah.
1:33:37 Mark Gagnon? That's funny, I remember when he wouldn't admit that on air, now he, now he don't get it.
1:33:40 Speaker 00 No, you always admitted that. You little sinner.
1:33:43 Speaker 02 That was against God.
1:33:45 Speaker 00 You little sinner.
1:33:46 Speaker 02 We all fall short of the glory though. We all fall short of the glory of God.
1:33:49 Speaker 00 Yeah, we do, man, but.
1:33:51 Mark Gagnon? He don't, he don't forgive that easy.
1:33:54 Speaker 00 He does.
1:33:54 Speaker 02 What do I have to do to get it?
1:33:55 Mark Gagnon? More Hail Marys, a lot.
1:33:57 Speaker 02 Four of them?
1:33:58 Mark Gagnon? A lot more.
1:33:59 Speaker 02 How, how many more, Al?
1:34:00 Mark Gagnon? Yeah, just more.
1:34:03 Speaker 00 Alright, alright.
1:34:04 Mark Gagnon? Five communions.
1:34:06 Speaker 00 Hold on, hold on, we gotta go to Patreon, but like, so what, so what happens in California? So he was already a congressman in California?
1:34:12 Mark Gagnon? Yep.
1:34:13 Speaker 05 No, Newsom has 14 days once he leaves office to set up a new, to set up a new election for him. He's in incredibly blue state. I think Kamala Harris won it by 35%.
1:34:24 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:34:24 Speaker 05 Last time, so it's.
1:34:26 Mark Gagnon? But he was in the House running for governor.
1:34:30 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:34:30 Speaker 00 Do you think, you think that-
1:34:31 Mark Gagnon? And then there's a Republican that also had stepped down. Similar situation.
1:34:35 Speaker 02 Tony Gonzalez.
1:34:36 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:34:36 Speaker 00 Golly.
1:34:38 Speaker 02 But that was from a while ago.
1:34:39 Mark Gagnon? Yes, but he stepped down same day. He's like, yo, let me just bury my shit under some other guy's shit. So they left same day.
1:34:45 Speaker 02 Kind of a trade.
1:34:46 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:34:46 Speaker 02 Eye for an eye.
1:34:47 Speaker 00 Oh my god.
1:34:49 Speaker 02 But this is how politics works, where it's like, these guys are like, like they're like jockeying, like it's like chess, like you lose a piece, like, oh, I will take out one of our pieces.
1:34:56 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:34:57 Speaker 02 Like, it's absurd how, it's none of this is real. Life is chess, really. Life is chess, like, there's so, like, you, like, I don't know, if you don't play chess-
1:35:04 Mark Gagnon? Mark got a fancy new chessboard. Brand new fancy new chessboard, it lights up, it's very-
1:35:08 Speaker 00 So what was your excuse when you-
1:35:09 Mark Gagnon? And I gave Mark a piece for no reason.
1:35:11 Speaker 00 Is there any part of, is there any part of us that thinks that, like, Swalwell, Swalwell is the name?
1:35:17 Speaker 02 Swalwell's the name as well.
1:35:19 Speaker 00 Swalwell's the name, bro. No, but like, with, the Swalwell was with the Fang Fang girl? To finish the rail project? Is it, is there any, like, they had this high-speed rail that they're never gonna get done?
1:35:33 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:35:33 Speaker 00 And then all of a sudden, this little Fang Fang comes around, and she's like, no, I, we have a history of fucking killing it with rail in America. Let us take over. Like, is there a part of it where it's not actually like a bad thing?
1:35:44 Speaker 02 Maybe, yeah, he's trying to get ahead of something.
1:35:45 Speaker 00 They were trying to make the fucking rail in the beginning in California, it didn't work.
1:35:49 Mark Gagnon? You think that's why they're-
1:35:50 Speaker 02 Then he started railing.
1:35:52 Mark Gagnon? Facts.
1:35:52 Speaker 02 You got a rail for a rail.
1:35:53 Mark Gagnon? Rail for a rail.
1:35:54 Speaker 02 Is that why they're bad drivers, you think?
1:35:56 Speaker 00 Because they're used to trains.
1:35:57 Speaker 02 They're like, bro, we built the train, not missing cars.
1:36:00 Speaker 00 It's like, they're good, they're good when it's on the track, and it just goes in one way, and there can't be traffic.
1:36:05 Speaker 02 Exactly.
1:36:06 Speaker 00 And then we throw them in fucking automobiles where there's all these other things everywhere.
1:36:10 Speaker 02 Or maybe they're trying to get us back on the trains. Make the roads a little more dangerous, like, now, so you're gonna use the shit we built. Say thank you. Say thank you to Papa.
1:36:17 Speaker 00 Boring company.
1:36:19 Speaker 02 Hmm.
1:36:20 Speaker 00 Boring.
1:36:22 Speaker 02 The boring company.
1:36:23 Speaker 00 The boring company.
1:36:24 Mark Gagnon? Yeah.
1:36:24 Speaker 00 We only let them drive in that. Is that okay?
1:36:29 Speaker 02 That would be, do you think you could do a loop-de-loop?
1:36:31 Speaker 00 Yeah.
1:36:31 Speaker 02 If you were going fast enough, you could probably spin around it, right?
1:36:33 Speaker 00 One-
1:36:34 Speaker 02 Rainbow Road?
1:36:35 Mark Gagnon? Of course.
1:36:35 Speaker 02 Hundred percent.
1:36:35 Speaker 00 Million percent. And they'll try.
1:36:40 Speaker 00 What's the Cowshy odds? What's the Cowshy odds?
1:36:45 Speaker 02 They drive the Chinese one upside down.
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1:36:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
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