DoKnow & Jakarta on Mexican Roast jokes, Muslim BBLs & Smuggling Migrants

We are joined by LA's finest today - DoKnow and Jakarta. We're talking: - DoKnow's acting - Chicano vs Mexican culture - Transporting illegals - George Lopez + Russell Peters impact - Losing weight & Having game - Disappointing your Muslim parents - Muslim girls with BBLs - Tagging crews And much, much more! Timestamps: 0:00 Jakarta's a FAN 1:35 Who's the alpha? White Men Can't Jump 3:58 Watching Street Fighter 5:17 Jakarta is in LOVE + Heritage 7:35 How Schulz's parents met + Rosters 8:59 Jay-Z doing Super Bowl + Illuminati 10:29 It's my grandpa's fault + College? 13:34 Snow, Invest your money + Losing weight 16:15 Mexican Street Fighters + Racism 19:04 Best disses, Doesn't drive + Crashing 22:53 Chicano v Mex-American + All Schulz photos 24:57 DoKnow is MEAN, Fighting + They got me 29:48 His journey, h0es + Primetime tips 34:15 Prison rules, Animal testing + Asian hierarchy 37:03 Lego, 9/11 + Mexicans are the BEST 40:25 Bumps at the homies, Ghandi? Street food 43:38 Eating dog? Coom for me + More faithful 50:20 Starboys ish, Eaters + Helen Keller 59:25 Midterms predictions 1:03:18 Wasting money + Dahmer + Funerals 1:07:40 Jakarta riding D + Mexican squares 1:09:37 Being pulled over, Free Hong Kong + China 1:14:55 Mex gf, Best Mex neighborhood + Dodgers 1:19:54 Sh00ting, Happy endings + Klein/11 1:23:04 Settling down, the team + Corridos 1:28:03 Andrew's fav + Russell Peters' impact 1:29:34 George Lopez, DoKnow's Top 5 + Developing 1:36:56 Jakarta hosting, Sing sesh + Corridos 1:47:25 Jakarta's culture, Toes out + The parents 1:54:07 Most desirable, F my cousin? Arranged marriages 2:01:14 DoKnow's Big Boy Game, Double flowers + Teslas? 2:07:53 Water polo + Game, confidence + Mic breathers 2:11:09 That 30% + Scottish Law 2:12:37 Being victim + Osama's daddy? 2:15:22 Levels to Downs, Tires + Muslim 1st 2:16:58 El Salvador, Bukele + Best neighbors 2:20:13 Mexicans packing, Vicks + Ass eaters 2:23:28 Mark is lying + Real quick... 2:33:12 9/11 Lego, Joint venture + It was horrible 2:35:56 Tagging crews + Subculture 2:43:48 Check out Chisme! This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Do you know Jakarta in the band?

• 0:04Speaker 00

  Come on, welcome, boys, welcome, man.

• 0:07Speaker 01

  We're acting like real cool right now, but we're really a fan of it.

• 0:11Speaker 00

  Not that. No, Jakarta was gassing, uh, Mark, man.

• 0:16Speaker 02

  Because sometimes I watch this, a lot of times I watch this, hey, bro, I'm a fan, bro.

• 0:20Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 0:28Speaker 02

  I've been watching the camp, the camp gag, man, you know what I'm saying? I'm watching a little history stuff.

• 0:33Speaker 00

  Which, which history, which history stuff?

• 0:36Speaker 02

  I like the Hitler episode.

• 0:38Speaker 00

  I had a feeling, Mark's got a demo.

• 0:42Speaker 02

  Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

• 0:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, Jakarta's educated, he, he's a.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  I try to be, I mean, in a group of just Mexicans, come on, bro.

• 0:52Speaker 02

  Hey, come on.

• 0:52Speaker 00

  Hey, what do you mean?

• 0:53Speaker 01

  No, no, no, don't really educate on the Hitler shit, it's cause he's Muslim and you know, we know how the Muslims feel about that.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  I'm not even lying, he's just stupid.

• 1:04Speaker 00

  Thank you, guys.

• 1:05Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not, I'm not fucking, um, like, super educated, but like, yo, dude, you break down a lot of shit for, like, stupid people. You know what I'm saying? Like, when they say dumb it down, he dumbs that shit the fuck down.

• 1:15Speaker 00

  That's the show, that's the show.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  That shit hurt, huh?

• 1:18Speaker 02

  That shit hurt my, it bruised my chest.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  You don't ever disrespect my dad in front of Schulz, bro.

• 1:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, man, come on.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  What about them two?

• 1:27Speaker 02

  That's a guy called Rule Number Eight.

• 1:31Speaker 02

  Don't disrespect in front of an alpha male, fool.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Salo.

• 1:36Speaker 00

  Who is that? Like, you know, who is the alpha between you guys?

• 1:39Speaker 01

  If we just be acting stupid shit, like, sometimes, that used to be saying shit, you know, you know what it is, Jakarta.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Pops, pops, look at the chains.

• 1:46Speaker 00

  Oh, wow, yeah, but he's been getting money for a while, man.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  No, I haven't.

• 1:50Speaker 00

  He's been getting money for a long time.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  I was getting paid a hundred dollars for that TV.

• 1:53Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:54Speaker 01

  From we did Why My Gun Jump?

• 1:55Speaker 00

  You only got a hundred bucks?

• 1:56Speaker 01

  I probably got like a five hundred, and I was there for like a hundred hours. How much you get, hold on, watch this, how much you get paid for that little bullshit kiss, I don't know, joking, then?

• 2:07Speaker 01

  That shit was a banger, though. That shit was a banger. Hey, hey, by the way, and by the way, he said, people don't know this, he said way more, he said that I knew that, I was like, Disney is not gonna let this out.

• 2:18Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, I called him, I called him the wet Backstreet Boys.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  I was sitting there, look, look, look, look, shout out to gays, but the two fools next to me, you know, they was.

• 2:29Speaker 00

  Were they sweet, were they?

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, they was, you, you, remember, he was like, and you're a big fan, and you're like, yeah, all right, bro?

• 2:35Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  You didn't wanna touch it, you didn't wanna touch it.

• 2:38Speaker 00

  Don't put your homophobic on me.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  You didn't wanna touch it.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Hey, don't shout out the gays, go ahead.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  It's against the slime.

• 2:46Speaker 00

  Also, we got Rosecrans Vic in the motherfucking building. There's a mic right there if you need it.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  They are, they are, this is, they are. Oh, yeah, my bad, my bad, my bad, you on vacation, you on vacation, you on vacation.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  He kept getting mics for like five months.

• 2:58Speaker 00

  Exactly. Non-compete, the non-compete.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  That's my vacation forever.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  No, yeah. If I got paid bad, but it was a good experience.

• 3:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, you were in a fucking movie, man.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  I wanna let you know, I wanna let you know, bro, I went home, and I told all my homies, like, fuck all you fools, I made it. And now your shows were in the same transportation.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Fox, Fox, Fox.

• 3:22Speaker 00

  That's big, Fox, that's big.

• 3:24Speaker 01

  He was driving it.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  By the way, there was no black people in that movie, huh?

• 3:32Speaker 00

  Pro.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Boy, in that scene, it was just a producer and Blake Griffin. He not black, Blake Griffin, I was a wobbler, I was like, ah.

• 3:39Speaker 00

  He's close, he's close.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  He's half-black and white, right?

• 3:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  Buffoon, come on.

• 3:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  What, Buffoon what? He was half-black and white.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  He's a jerk?

• 3:49Speaker 02

  He's ginger, though, he's going to hell, so.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  Sound part joke, sound part joke, I know you guys are a little old.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  Hey, by the way, I watched Street Fighter, dude.

• 4:00Speaker 00

  Did you watch it?

• 4:01Speaker 02

  Great job, man.

• 4:01Speaker 00

  Oh, thank you, man.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, say wallahi right now.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Wallahi, great job.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  You didn't watch it?

• 4:05Speaker 02

  Wallahi, I watched it.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  By the way, by the way, he's the cheapest, he watched it on the, like, one of those fake websites.

• 4:08Speaker 00

  Did you watch it on a fake website?

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, you did, wallahi, wallahi.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  I told that to bro, cause we were supposed to watch, I watched with my girl at the Grove.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, okay, you did. You're such a punk bitch.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  I just wanna hurt that fool's feelings, cause I told one of the homies I was gonna watch with him. He was sensitive, too, you know, he'll cry.

• 4:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see, I see.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  I watched with my girl, big ass IMAX, ooh, Dan Habiki, killed it, probably.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  I don't know if you have a special Street Fighter II?

• 4:31Speaker 00

  But we might, yeah.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  I could be like the gas station fool, whatever, I don't care.

• 4:34Speaker 00

  No, you could be a gas station fool.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  And you don't get that.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Dollism, son.

• 4:41Speaker 02

  I'll work out for it, bro, I'm tripping. By the way, the dude that did Dollism, whoa.

• 4:45Speaker 00

  Nah, he's a, he's a stunt.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Smoke show, dog.

• 4:47Speaker 00

  He's a smoke show, he's a hot guy, bro, yes, homo.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is fucking dope.

• 4:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, legit John Wall.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, legit John Wall.

• 4:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, you haven't seen it yet?

• 4:56Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure this is.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Nah, Street Fighter?

• 4:57Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure it's huge.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  Nah, motherfucker, if I'm gonna come see you in person, fool, like, God.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  He thinks this is Street Fighter, right?

• 5:10Speaker 01

  He's right here in the flesh.

• 5:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, exactly. I wasn't working. Both, bro.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  I know, but you feel me, I just haven't had the chance to go to the Grove.

• 5:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're busy, bro, you're busy.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  You know what it is, Jakarta's in love right now.

• 5:19Speaker 00

  You got a girl that you're in love with, bro?

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Type shit, type shit.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, she's weird, though, pops.

• 5:23Speaker 00

  Why, why she weird, why she weird?

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Big podcast, don't talk shit about it.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  We could, we could, we could do it on, we could do it on hard shit, this is a big platform, though.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Hey, Jakarta girl, fuck you, bitch.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  And Goon's girl, I'll fuck you, bitch.

• 5:38Speaker 00

  What, you're brown, you're Mexican?

• 5:40Speaker 02

  No, I'm brown, I'm Indonesian.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  He's Indonesian.

• 5:42Speaker 00

  Jakarta, fool.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  Jakarta, Jakarta Indonesian, you're black, you're black, yeah, yeah.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  I was like, he was. He's the Bronx, African, Dominican. Are you Puerto Rican?

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  Get the fuck out of here, dude.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  I'm not black, I'm Puerto Rican.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Nah, but you too tall to be Mexican, so that's.

• 5:59Speaker 00

  You're tall as shit even for Indonesian.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, fool, my grand, my grand, my grand, both of my grandpas are from Yemen, both of my great-grandparents, yeah, both of my great-grandpas.

• 6:08Speaker 00

  Why is that funny?

• 6:11Speaker 01

  You're such a groupie bitch.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  How?

• 6:13Speaker 01

  Good luck, he never came to Yemen, said, we come on here, so my grandparents, get the fuck out of here.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Oh, well, fool, they are, they just came to Indonesia and started fucking on, sorry, my great-grandmas, I guess.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Fucking horrible, I have to stop myself right now, I'm talking about my great-grandma.

• 6:29Speaker 00

  So they moved, they moved to Indonesia, so you part of Indonesia.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  A lot of them migrated there, a lot of people from Yemen migrated to Indonesia, I really don't know why, but, hey, a bunch of them.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  How much you get your grandma for?

• 6:38Speaker 02

  Uh, I think it was cheap sale.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Those are my grandmas, bro.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  You never fucking met them?

• 6:44Speaker 02

  I know, but I wish I did, don't you wish you ever met, like, people, your ancestry?

• 6:47Speaker 01

  He's white, he knows that family.

• 6:49Speaker 00

  No, dude, I never met any of my grandparents.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  So you just probably had a huge plantation.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  But what are you ethnical, you do you want Italian?

• 7:04Speaker 00

  No, no, no, my mom's from Scotland.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  What the fuck you doing, you good?

• 7:07Speaker 00

  You don't know what these are?

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Nah, I don't do that shit.

• 7:09Speaker 00

  What, what do you, what don't you do? I'm trying to figure out what you don't put in your mouth.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  No, no, no, what are you them?

• 7:19Speaker 00

  My mom's from Scotland, my dad is like, uh, Irish and.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Backpipe, backpipe, Scottish.

• 7:25Speaker 00

  Bagpipe, Scottish, yeah, yeah, and then she came here when she was like twenty-three, and then my dad is like a New Yorker, he's like Irish and German.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  New York, New York, hey.

• 7:35Speaker 00

  Say again?

• 7:35Speaker 01

  How they meet?

• 7:37Speaker 00

  Uh, my dad took a dance class from my mom.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  A dance class?

• 7:42Speaker 02

  Oh, that's for some.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  I ain't know that's how they met.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  It's because, because you were born here and you knew how to dance.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  You know, my dad, he had a few.

• 7:55Speaker 00

  He was on the roster, bro?

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:57Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  You know how they do, you know how they do.

• 8:00Speaker 00

  No.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  That mean she was the best. Oh, Puerto Rican, I get confused with him, that's probably.

• 8:03Speaker 00

  Does that mean that?

• 8:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:04Speaker 00

  So, oh, she won out?

• 8:06Speaker 02

  She won out, yeah, she's the best.

• 8:07Speaker 00

  Okay, that's not that crazy, I think all of our dads probably had a roster when we met their mom.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Fuck, no, if my dad had a roster, that's.

• 8:14Speaker 00

  You think?

• 8:15Speaker 02

  I think so, bro.

• 8:15Speaker 00

  You don't think he had a, right, he's the tallest Indonesian in history?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, my father is half this fool's size.

• 8:20Speaker 00

  No.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  His dad is, that's why I'm thinking that's his dad, fool, you don't like saying that.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  I told you personal shit, dude, you don't say that.

• 8:25Speaker 01

  I don't think that's his dad, fool.

• 8:26Speaker 00

  Who's his dad?

• 8:27Speaker 02

  That's my father.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  So, so his dad is like a five-two Indonesian dude that looks Mexican.

• 8:33Speaker 00

  How's, how tall is your mom?

• 8:34Speaker 02

  My mom is like five-seven, probably.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  Your mom's not five-five?

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Five-six?

• 8:38Speaker 01

  When the hijab are off.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  I don't know what to say.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  No, yeah, yeah, so they're, they're, fool, they're small, so I'm like, he's.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, my father's pretty small.

• 8:47Speaker 00

  What about your grandparents?

• 8:48Speaker 02

  My, my, my, so my.

• 8:49Speaker 00

  People don't know, cause you're sitting down, you're like six-six.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 8:52Speaker 00

  How tall are you? How tall are you?

• 8:54Speaker 02

  Six-four.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, but the Tim's on, you gotta.

• 8:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, you gotta, I see you guys, I see you guys got the Tim's on, excited about Jay-Z doing the Super Bowl.

• 9:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, bullshit, heck.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Nobody wanna do that, get on, dude.

• 9:06Speaker 00

  Hey, relax, relax.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Oh, are you a big Jay-Z fan?

• 9:09Speaker 00

  Oh, he loves Jay-Z.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  How much more, now, who's more important?

• 9:13Speaker 02

  So when do, when do you think he joined Illuminati?

• 9:16Speaker 01

  Maybe ninety-eight.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  Ninety-eight.

• 9:19Speaker 00

  What do you think you gotta do to join the Illuminati?

• 9:21Speaker 01

  Oh, we know.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  Off the top?

• 9:22Speaker 01

  Sacrifice children and make out with juice.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Seven dicks in your mouth.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Hold on, hold on, hold on. When did you make out with the juice?

• 9:29Speaker 00

  I love how it's sacrifice to kill, kill kids and then just kiss some juice.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  A thousand percent.

• 9:37Speaker 00

  That's all you gotta do.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Oh, that would probably be kissing the wall types of shit, bro.

• 9:40Speaker 00

  Really?

• 9:46Speaker 02

  I watched this podcast. I know.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Big fan, guys.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  I wanna let you know, whatever team you get on, we're on the same team.

• 9:54Speaker 00

  I'm always on your team, man. Come on, bro.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Why you probably in the back like I just built your house real good?

• 10:00Speaker 00

  That shit was sturdy, though. That shit was sturdy, bro. Yeah, man, that roof is no water.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  He's not one of those Mexicans.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  He's a Mexican. He's the Mexican that pays other Mexicans.

• 10:10Speaker 00

  Oh, so you would organize?

• 10:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like.

• 10:13Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Everybody good here?

• 10:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's good.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  I'm not.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  I'll be back at the end of the day.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  I paid to build my house, but I can't build shit.

• 10:18Speaker 00

  You really can't build anything?

• 10:19Speaker 01

  I could, I could put a sick-ass plate together for sure.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, brother.

• 10:23Speaker 01

  But then.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Not if a woman's there. The woman would put the plate up.

• 10:26Speaker 00

  Would the woman do that?

• 10:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  Of course, brother.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  We're big on, on, on women doing that.

• 10:30Speaker 00

  Is that where you guys connect culturally or abusive?

• 10:33Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  Mexican and Muslim?

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Abusing women.

• 10:36Speaker 00

  Sorry, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:38Speaker 01

  Like, like, if this was mezcal.

• 10:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:40Speaker 01

  The first woman I see up there, bam, you know what I'm saying?

• 10:42Speaker 00

  You have to do it.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, you have to.

• 10:43Speaker 00

  You have to do it.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  But it's not his fault.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  It's my grandpa's fault.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  It's his grandfather.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  It's a bloodline.

• 10:46Speaker 00

  It's a bloodline thing, yeah.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Tell them about your grandfather.

• 10:49Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, my grandfather used to come home and just beat the shit out of my mom and her siblings.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  No way.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  You wanna know why? Cause there was no food at home.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  That's why his mom's such a good cook now.

• 10:59Speaker 00

  She learned. So wait a minute, wait a minute. Why, why was she upset at them?

• 11:03Speaker 01

  No, no, no. So my grandpa used to come home from drinking.

• 11:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  And in Mexico City, he used to just go home.

• 11:08Speaker 00

  Tijuana.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, Tijuana, and then just beat the shit out of his kids and his wife, cause there was no food.

• 11:13Speaker 00

  Have you ever been to Mexico City?

• 11:15Speaker 01

  I have. We just went to the city.

• 11:16Speaker 02

  Like a week.

• 11:16Speaker 01

  Have you ever been?

• 11:17Speaker 00

  Yes, fuck. I did my bachelor party there. Word. And I've been a few times. It's fucking sick.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  How many hookers you buy?

• 11:22Speaker 00

  Nah, bro, come on, man. I'm out here married, you hate ass motherfucker.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  I thought, I thought, I thought we were talking to men. Sorry.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  What are you guys doing with your fucking money? Invest?

• 11:37Speaker 01

  Wait, so you never?

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Where did Hong Kong, brother?

• 11:39Speaker 00

  Nah, nah, never. No, I went to Hong Kong. Just the airport.

• 11:43Speaker 01

  No, motherfucker, I'm talking about Hong Kong TJ.

• 11:46Speaker 00

  No, I went to Rosarito.

• 11:48Speaker 01

  Oh, nice. How was that?

• 11:49Speaker 00

  That shit was crazy, bro.

• 11:51Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 11:51Speaker 00

  That's the.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  And you're white and tall, fool. Bitches were on you.

• 11:54Speaker 00

  Nah, cause it was.

• 11:54Speaker 01

  They saw you and they said, oh my god, citizenship.

• 11:56Speaker 00

  No, there was no citizenship because it was like, it was the spring break shit where we all, cause I went to college in Santa Barbara. So we all went to Rosarito.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  You went to college?

• 12:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  For what, motherfucker? You funny? The fuck is you doing in Santa Barbara?

• 12:09Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Hey, fool, you went to college?

• 12:14Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 12:16Speaker 01

  What you doing to college for?

• 12:17Speaker 00

  Ah, it's just supposed to do it.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  Arts and shit?

• 12:20Speaker 00

  Psychology. Yeah, I got a degree.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  Where do you really have a degree?

• 12:23Speaker 00

  I love the enthusiasm.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Where do you have a degree?

• 12:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  For what?

• 12:26Speaker 00

  Psychology, psychology. Why is this shocking?

• 12:31Speaker 01

  I feel like you were wasting, like, bro, you would have been so much more famous super early if you just knew what you had to do.

• 12:35Speaker 00

  If I went after it.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 12:38Speaker 00

  You gotta make your parents happy sometimes, man.

• 12:40Speaker 03

  Well, but you're saying he's like a failure, kind of.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  Well, yeah.

• 12:44Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, what was that?

• 12:45Speaker 03

  That's what you said.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  I didn't even call him, oh.

• 12:48Speaker 00

  Sorry.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  You're wildin', Mark.

• 12:49Speaker 00

  Everybody just.

• 12:51Speaker 02

  You can't diss the alpha, bro.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Come on, come on.

• 12:55Speaker 00

  I'm coming to Birmingham, Alabama, November sixth and seventh. TheAndrewSchultz.com for that.

• 13:04Speaker 03

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• 14:05Speaker 01

  Oh. By the way, by the way, she's an alcoholic. She just told me she came back from Mexico City.

• 14:09Speaker 00

  Oh, she loves Mexico City.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:11Speaker 00

  She was living there during COVID.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. How'd you find your team? You just like picked them out or what happened? You called a little coke stuck in there?

• 14:18Speaker 00

  It's not a fucking.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  I know, I know, I know that knows we take a hell of a.

• 14:25Speaker 01

  All of it.

• 14:26Speaker 02

  I honestly, one day I would love to do drugs with you.

• 14:28Speaker 00

  Yo, what type?

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Well, uh, me, I play in the snow.

• 14:31Speaker 00

  You like to play in the snow?

• 14:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't do anything else.

• 14:34Speaker 00

  I've, I've never, I've only done coke once.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  Pussy.

• 14:36Speaker 00

  Twice. Damn, why's that?

• 14:39Speaker 02

  I guess we just fuck with quitters. I don't know.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  Stupid bitch, we trying to make it. Shut the fuck up.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  My fault, my fault, player.

• 14:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's try again. Let's try again. Let's try.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 14:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, I only did coke two times, bro.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  To be honest, bro, it's a bad thing, bro. I'm glad you shot.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 14:58Speaker 00

  I shouldn't do it, right? Like, there's no fun to be had in that shit.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  Honestly, what I would say is just invest your money. People always tell me that. Invest your money.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Bitch, in what? What do you like, you know, tell me, you know? That's a real thing. You's a stupid bitch when.

• 15:09Speaker 02

  You's a stupid bitch.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  You're such a dumb bitch when you.

• 15:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm a dumb bitch?

• 15:12Speaker 01

  You're a dumb bitch.

• 15:13Speaker 00

  Look at your shirt, bitch.

• 15:17Speaker 00

  That's the investment.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  A grenade wearing a grenade.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  You're gonna be talking about grenades, bro.

• 15:25Speaker 03

  You did not wear that to the airport, did you?

• 15:27Speaker 02

  No, I didn't wear it to the airport. There's no way.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  Oh, look, oh, look, oh, look, another brown gonna walk out. Go ahead, Carter.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  I actually like this shirt. Thank.

• 15:37Speaker 00

  What's, oh, hold on, let me fix your mic real quick.

• 15:39Speaker 02

  Thank you. Always gotta touch a brown man, huh?

• 15:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, these, these titties are supple, bro. I didn't expect it to be like.

• 15:45Speaker 02

  Nah, I mean, I'm trying to get rid of the tits, bro. It's kinda long. I'm built like a thick rutina bitch right now, and I don't like it.

• 15:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, you are. I mean, you are down. You're looking a little.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  Come on.

• 15:53Speaker 00

  How much, how much down?

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Not in competition.

• 15:54Speaker 00

  No, I'm not saying it to you, but like, how much?

• 15:56Speaker 02

  I am hating. That's okay. I'm hating. Yeah, I'm hating.

• 15:59Speaker 00

  How much down? How much down are you?

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Almost eighty pounds.

• 16:01Speaker 00

  Eighty?

• 16:02Speaker 02

  By the way, every time somebody asks him, the number changes.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  That's all right. That's the point of it.

• 16:07Speaker 00

  Cause you keep losing, right? He's hating on you losing.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  You know what it is?

• 16:10Speaker 02

  You just said ninety in the morning.

• 16:11Speaker 01

  It's Islam. It's just, with the God full of Islam culture, they just hate on other cultures.

• 16:21Speaker 01

  Stop hating, fool.

• 16:22Speaker 00

  Fool, my dad, my dad.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  I'm not a Jew. I didn't do nothing to you, fool.

• 16:26Speaker 00

  Mexicans didn't do anything, man.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, I didn't do nothing to you.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  But they're all in our country. Like, what? How are they coming so fast? I thought the wall was getting built.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  They never built that shit?

• 16:36Speaker 00

  By the way, which is our country, just so we're?

• 16:39Speaker 02

  Your country, brother.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  Let's clarify that real quick.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Boy, you're immigrant, motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here.

• 16:45Speaker 00

  Yo, really, right?

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Wait, by the way, does Street Fighter have any Mexican fighters?

• 16:49Speaker 00

  They do.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Oh, Vega?

• 16:51Speaker 00

  Nah, yeah, he's from Spain, but that was the closest. We don't have a fucking Mexican in it.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  No, they have one in the game. They have one in the game.

• 16:57Speaker 00

  I think later on.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, for sure.

• 16:59Speaker 00

  But they needed that.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, they need, they need Mexican fighter.

• 17:01Speaker 00

  They did need that.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  It's gonna be like some.

• 17:03Speaker 00

  What would the Mexican fighter do?

• 17:04Speaker 01

  Some luchador shit.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  It has to be. A show.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  It's a show. Even Pokemon.

• 17:07Speaker 00

  They do, they do have one. They do have the luchador in it.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  It went out of the movie, right?

• 17:12Speaker 00

  In the movie, yeah. It briefly.

• 17:13Speaker 01

  I know you watched it, bitch.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  I did.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  Question me on the movie, by the way, by the way, by the way. Hold on for a second, okay?

• 17:24Speaker 01

  You really go check it?

• 17:28Speaker 00

  This is about Muslim holding a tequila bottle, man.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  Muslim.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  The kill?

• 17:36Speaker 02

  I like him, brother. Fire. Appreciate you, dawg. Say it again, though? Well, um, yeah. Uh, question me on the movie. I guarantee I can tell.

• 17:42Speaker 01

  I didn't watch it.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  I know you didn't watch it, cause you don't support your friends.

• 17:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. You not support your friends, bro?

• 17:46Speaker 01

  Motherfucker, I text you, you didn't reply back to me. Fuck you.

• 17:48Speaker 00

  Whoa. All right, my bad.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:51Speaker 00

  Give Vic a job and then prove to me.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  Well, you're in New York.

• 17:54Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 17:55Speaker 01

  Well, motherfucker, he would have.

• 17:56Speaker 00

  It's a great city.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  Motherfucker, you too many to reply. He would have not came here without us, so he.

• 18:00Speaker 00

  That's a good point.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  That's a good one. Okay, he not fucking me.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  If he's giving that shit up, we would have split the bill.

• 18:10Speaker 00

  He would have split it at fifty-fifty.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  Carter, bitch.

• 18:13Speaker 00

  Wait, is Duno cheap, though, or what?

• 18:15Speaker 02

  Actually, when it comes to it, um, he's a piece of shit, but cheap?

• 18:19Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 18:19Speaker 00

  Oh, he's just a piece of shit.

• 18:20Speaker 02

  He actually just bought me Cartier's.

• 18:22Speaker 00

  No way.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  I swear. I just got a prescribed little three hundred dollars prescription. I was like, it's whatever. It's cool. I get money now.

• 18:27Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 18:29Speaker 01

  He's doing this shit.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  I'm not saying, I'm not cheap as well. I ain't got him a Lego set.

• 18:32Speaker 00

  He's got a Lego?

• 18:33Speaker 01

  Andrew cheap?

• 18:34Speaker 02

  Nah, Andrew good.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  Solid.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  Damn, that fool has you trying.

• 18:37Speaker 01

  Okay, okay, but he not trying.

• 18:39Speaker 00

  This is crazy.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  He not shaking on me. That's not strange.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  That's so good.

• 18:44Speaker 00

  Crazy. It's the freedom to be Mexican.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  I know.

• 18:48Speaker 00

  The freedom to exist outside of racism, bro. So you can be racist to everybody.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  Do you believe in this? I know I heard people say this before. They say black people can't be racist. What do you think about that statement?

• 18:57Speaker 01

  Nah, we could.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  For sure, right?

• 18:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think he's one of the most racist.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  I grew up, I grew up defending myself. This is why I'm like.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  How?

• 19:04Speaker 00

  Wait, blacks, blacks would be what?

• 19:06Speaker 02

  They would call me a sand nigga when I was growing up.

• 19:09Speaker 00

  Would they?

• 19:10Speaker 02

  They would call me that, yeah.

• 19:11Speaker 00

  Is there sand in Indonesia like that?

• 19:12Speaker 01

  Not even. So I don't even know.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  You're more like water.

• 19:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, you'd be like a water.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Dang it.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  You'd be like a waterman, bro.

• 19:21Speaker 00

  To say.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 19:27Speaker 00

  Wait, what was the best, what was the best diss you got from Mexicans growing up? Like, they must have had names for you.

• 19:39Speaker 02

  When I did a...

• 19:40Speaker 01

  Oh, well, that's good, that's good. No, no, no, I got you. The problem is that Mexicans that are on culture don't know that Indonesian... People think Muslim is a culture, not a religion. So, a lot of my homies that never hung out with other people with different races and religions.

• 19:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  They think because he's Muslim.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  I can't be Indonesian.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  You can't be Indonesian.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  You understand?

• 20:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  But, yeah, these are coming from Mexicans.

• 20:04Speaker 00

  But, most people don't even know that. What is Indonesia is like the most populated Muslim country in the world or some shit. But, most people don't know that, I would tell you.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  When people think about Indonesia, they think Bali.

• 20:13Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  Which isn't a bad thing. I've never been there. From Jakarta.

• 20:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  Real place, but, like...

• 20:19Speaker 01

  Ain't nobody ever said that bullshit.

• 20:27Speaker 00

  So, what set is that, bro? What set is that?

• 20:30Speaker 02

  I'm gonna figure right now, this is gonna happen.

• 20:32Speaker 00

  No, but tell me, what is the gang like out there? Like, just three guys on a moped?

• 20:36Speaker 02

  People out there...

• 20:37Speaker 03

  Bro, that's crazy, kid. He doesn't drive.

• 20:39Speaker 02

  Bro, you don't drive? So, but you don't need to drive when you can afford a driver, you know what I'm saying?

• 20:44Speaker 03

  Oh, hell yeah, never target.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  Come on, tap me on that one, brother.

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Wait, why don't you live in L.A.? You don't drive? How the fuck you get around?

• 20:52Speaker 01

  Oh, you wanna know why? Cause all the money he making on Indonesia, the player shit, Uber or somebody has to pick him up.

• 20:58Speaker 00

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  No, I'm gonna stay here till the end of that episode.

• 21:01Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, so it's probably it's Uber. I don't get on a bus no more. Like, well, I would never, but Uber or the homegirl Andrea picks me up, real shit.

• 21:12Speaker 00

  Andrea is your homegirl or that's...

• 21:14Speaker 02

  No, no, she works with us.

• 21:15Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  So, basically, he has our producer, so he has our producer also being his Uber driver.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  Correct.

• 21:20Speaker 00

  But, what if you need to get some food?

• 21:22Speaker 02

  She'll drop me off to get some food. Oh, or like when I'm with my girl, you know, she'll be driving me around places too.

• 21:27Speaker 00

  You don't ever wanna learn how to drive?

• 21:28Speaker 02

  I know how to drive, though. I'm not like, ah, I don't...

• 21:31Speaker 01

  You're reaching, bitch, you're reaching. You don't know how to drive.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  You don't, you've never been on the freeway.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, I've, I've been on the freeway. One, you don't know my life, Victor.

• 21:41Speaker 00

  Hit you with a Victor.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  You know what?

• 21:42Speaker 01

  Talk into the mic, Victor, come on.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  This is why you're going through what you're going through, buddy.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  I didn't wanna say it. I didn't wanna say it.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  I didn't wanna say it, but you pushed me, you pushed me to do that, alright?

• 21:54Speaker 00

  Why don't you drive? You afraid of driving?

• 21:55Speaker 02

  Type shit, bro, I have a lot of anxiety, fool. Like, uh, but it's not even that. One time, I've driven from Burbank to Long Beach.

• 22:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 22:02Speaker 02

  That's a huge distance, bro. And I drove in like my ex's car, and that's huge, bro.

• 22:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  What would that be in New York? How far is that distance?

• 22:08Speaker 02

  Long Beach to Burbank, that's fucking huge, dog.

• 22:11Speaker 00

  What is that, two hours?

• 22:12Speaker 02

  That's like an hour, that's like an hour, that's like an hour. With traffic, with traffic.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  With traffic, it's like an hour.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  That's like the Upper West Side.

• 22:16Speaker 00

  So, you drove an hour as an adult?

• 22:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:19Speaker 00

  And then...

• 22:20Speaker 02

  But, I crashed one time and that should kinda fuck me.

• 22:22Speaker 00

  How bad?

• 22:23Speaker 02

  Um, I made the, I made the hardest. So, my cousin came to my house. My older brother was like, don't let this fool drive. And my cousin Adam was like, yeah, I won't let him drive. Once we exited the crib, he gave me the keys. Me and my cousin tight like that. So, bam, I drive, I pick up the homies, we getting faded, everyone's high in the car. I arrive to the destination. We're at where I'm supposed to be. Everything's done. It's time to park. I press the gas instead of the brake.

• 22:47Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  The car gets on the curb, the fucking tire falls off, the axle's all fucked up.

• 22:51Speaker 00

  Oh, my god.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  I had to call my brother after we came. Triple A came. My cousin's crying like a bitch. And I'm just like, ah, this is, it fucked me up mentally, dog, like...

• 23:00Speaker 00

  Is that the moment where the, where the community knew you were Asian, not Mexican?

• 23:06Speaker 02

  That's what my homies, that's what my homies were like, that's what they're done at.

• 23:09Speaker 01

  Thank you from Indonesia, man.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  This shit was crazy.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  A Mexican would never...

• 23:14Speaker 00

  Nah, Mexicans can drive, bro.

• 23:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, they can drive. Not legally, but they could drive.

• 23:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, they can do it legally, that is true. That's why they drive slow.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't drive slow at all.

• 23:23Speaker 00

  You, you, the whole culture is about driving slow. Everybody's trying to go fast.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  Like cruisy?

• 23:27Speaker 00

  The lowrider shit, like...

• 23:29Speaker 01

  That's, first of all, that's one, that's like Mexican-American culture. You're talking about like...

• 23:33Speaker 00

  What the fuck are you?

• 23:34Speaker 01

  That's Chicano.

• 23:35Speaker 00

  That's Chicano.

• 23:36Speaker 01

  I didn't grow up, that's Vic, Vic grew up more Chicano than anything.

• 23:38Speaker 00

  Why, how'd you grow up? Mexican, Mexican?

• 23:39Speaker 01

  Mexican, cause my parents came from Mexico. Vic's Mexican-American.

• 23:43Speaker 00

  Oh, so your parents' parents came from Mexico?

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Uh, technically, yeah. So, my, both my parents are born in Mexico, but they came super early.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  They were raised here. So, my mom came here as an adult. Vic's parents were fucking, "Orale." "Orale."

• 23:57Speaker 00

  Wait, is there, is there like a...

• 23:59Speaker 01

  A beef?

• 24:00Speaker 00

  Not a beef, but is there like distinct...

• 24:03Speaker 01

  I probably, no, because Vic's grandma, super culture. But, like, essentially, like, a lot of Mexican-Americans are raised more Chicano. Like, they're second generation.

• 24:12Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 24:12Speaker 01

  They're, they probably won't know Spanish, like, uh, me and Vic or like certain people would know Spanish.

• 24:17Speaker 00

  No sabos.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're no sabos, exactly. Why, you know a lot?

• 24:20Speaker 02

  You speak Spanish?

• 24:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, that sounded great.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  You're from the city.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  No, no, I swear, I think he does.

• 24:24Speaker 00

  Why you still live in Spain?

• 24:26Speaker 02

  For how long?

• 24:27Speaker 00

  Like, a year.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Sick. You ever had paella?

• 24:30Speaker 00

  Claro, we...

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, where the fuck else have you lived?

• 24:34Speaker 00

  California.

• 24:35Speaker 01

  Okay, oh, Santa Barbara.

• 24:36Speaker 00

  Spain, and then, uh, Florida a little bit during COVID.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Is that where you met him?

• 24:41Speaker 00

  No, no, no, he was already...

• 24:42Speaker 03

  We did meet in Florida, but it was before that.

• 24:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:44Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 24:44Speaker 00

  At a comedy show.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 24:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:46Speaker 01

  How come none of your team's photos out there, only all you?

• 24:49Speaker 02

  No, that's the real shit.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  This is such a lie.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  Can we, can we...

• 24:54Speaker 03

  Such a high, interesting point.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Can we have the show on? Schulz is an egomaniac. So many pictures out there.

• 25:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  Am I, am I fucking lying?

• 25:03Speaker 00

  Yes, you're a liar. Everyone knows you're a liar, bro.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  Bro, there's more shit about...

• 25:07Speaker 02

  There's like twenty group photos out there, bro.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  Bro, and he's in the middle.

• 25:10Speaker 00

  Thank you, thank you.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Twenty group photos.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Y'all need another brown guy.

• 25:14Speaker 00

  Yo, Vic, Duno, Duno got you fired, bro. Duno got you fired, bro.

• 25:17Speaker 03

  From behind the scenes?

• 25:17Speaker 00

  No, from behind the scenes.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  I tried to tell him to leave in Highland, he didn't listen.

• 25:20Speaker 00

  Wait, did you?

• 25:21Speaker 01

  No, I didn't. Like, I'm going on my own. It's not my own shit.

• 25:27Speaker 02

  He left and he found home right here.

• 25:29Speaker 00

  That's right, you are home for him, bro. You are home for him.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  My little brown guy, my little Asian.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Dude, chill. He's actually, sometimes he's very mean, though.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  Really?

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:37Speaker 00

  I don't see him being mean.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course, you're Andrew fucking Schulz, bro.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  Alpha male, alpha male.

• 25:43Speaker 00

  Oh, respect, respect, respect.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  Me and him, alpha male?

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Nah, nah, when you, when you're in this room...

• 25:47Speaker 00

  Wait, why is he mean? Why is he mean?

• 25:49Speaker 01

  Go ahead, tell him why.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  I think...

• 25:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, tell, tell him why, fool.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  We don't wanna get into logistics or nothing, but I fuck up sometimes, and I guess... So, I guess...

• 26:01Speaker 02

  I guess when he reprimands me when I fuck up, he's just very mean about it sometimes.

• 26:04Speaker 00

  He'll reprimand you?

• 26:05Speaker 02

  He'll reprimand me. Am I using the right word?

• 26:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm just saying, like, it sounds...

• 26:09Speaker 01

  Nigga, you big as shit, fuck him up.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  It's a mental thing, it's a mental thing.

• 26:13Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  I can't wait till Jakarta's down to fight me one day. I swear to God, we're gonna fight.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  Bro, but I grew up, I grew up in L.A. watching, like, I've seen videos of him fight. Like, there's like five, six videos of him fighting.

• 26:21Speaker 00

  Oh, can you scrap?

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Not really, but I'll fight.

• 26:26Speaker 00

  You'll lose.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  I've lost, though.

• 26:27Speaker 00

  It'll be hard for them to enjoy the win.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  I've, I've, man, I've gotten in my ass a little before.

• 26:31Speaker 00

  Really?

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 26:32Speaker 00

  Like, bad, bad?

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Not bad, bad. Like, I recently went boxing with the homie, that's one of the reasons I started losing weight. I went boxing with Homie Filippito, shout out Homie Filippito. Um, so, we went boxing and I was so out of breath, bro, it was bad.

• 26:45Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, the boxing is the...

• 26:46Speaker 01

  Is it the Halloween party one?

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Oh, that's not, that's not a skate.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Oh, we got, oh, we got in a big rumble at a skate. You can't really see nothing here. Like, it was like a big, but, but you wanna know why we got in a fight? Cause I made a joke with Vic and them, um, on, when we're on Brown Bag. I made a joke about the Alien Empire, the I.

• 27:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, Alien Empire.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, I made a joke. And then fucking, uh, when I made the joke, some dude was like, hey, man, you talking shit about my city?

• 27:11Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 27:11Speaker 01

  And then I was like, I was so off, like, Molly.

• 27:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:14Speaker 01

  I was so tripping out, I was like, what? And I'm like, man, shut the fuck up. We're in like a rave, cause the rave happened in the I.

• 27:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  And we got in a fight. And then, and then, but, but he thought I was alone with my bitch I was with at the moment. But, I was with all the homies. And I was high off Molly, and I don't do drugs. I only do it when they, when they drug me.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Does that make sense?

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Nah, but nobody's fucking drugging him, bro. No, it happens. He drinks the water that has Molly, and he's like, oh, my God, I hope there's no Molly in there.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  They drugged me.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  They drugged you.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  I didn't put it in my, you know?

• 27:46Speaker 02

  This who knows there's a Molly in it?

• 27:47Speaker 01

  No, that's right off.

• 27:48Speaker 02

  He's aware.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  Not right off. Cause we play the shit where we like, switch it up, you know? So, there might be a couple waters, cause you know, raves are expensive, festivals are expensive.

• 27:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  So, we'll buy three, four waters, two out of the four, have Molly. If you drink that one, hey.

• 28:02Speaker 00

  So, it's a surprise.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  I just don't, I don't like knowing, cause I'm like mentally like weak.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Bro, I would hate to do drugs and not know I'm doing drugs. That'd be terrible.

• 28:10Speaker 01

  Really, it's so much fun.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  You were the fighting guy on Molly, though?

• 28:13Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  Did it feel good?

• 28:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, when he put his hands on you, you were like, man, that's gotta grip.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  No, no, no, cause technically, he didn't get the chance, because they had already separated us.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  And then after that, it just kinda cracked off. I did kick him in the face when he was on the floor. Can we, can we go through the end of this?

• 28:30Speaker 00

  It was a play-by-play. Yeah, get my highlight.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  Keep on, keep on, keep going down. You'll see my little feet go up. This one, I was looking up.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  homie all by the way

• 28:39Speaker 00

  oh man

• 28:40Speaker 02

  I feel like this homie right there like a bitch

• 28:42Speaker 00

  and then this is you recently?

• 28:44Speaker 01

  yeah this was like I was out of breath like this look how fat I was

• 28:46Speaker 00

  which one are you?

• 28:47Speaker 01

  the one in the white boom

• 28:50Speaker 00

  nah you look way

• 28:51Speaker 03

  that's like you then fighting you now

• 28:55Speaker 02

  but homie Felipe is like a fucking

• 28:57Speaker 01

  yeah yeah yeah

• 28:58Speaker 02

  he's strong

• 28:58Speaker 01

  I was like this made me wanna get fit though cuz I was so out of breath

• 29:01Speaker 00

  oh dude yeah that's not good

• 29:03Speaker 02

  okay I was I was at the ring too

• 29:04Speaker 00

  you posted this?

• 29:05Speaker 02

  yeah

• 29:05Speaker 01

  yeah we posted this yeah this is great

• 29:07Speaker 00

  what are they blurring out your ass?

• 29:09Speaker 01

  yeah

• 29:10Speaker 00

  oh wow

• 29:11Speaker 01

  oh you're feeding up Brandy Martin?

• 29:13Speaker 00

  yeah yeah yeah yeah is this this not his gym though?

• 29:15Speaker 02

  no no it's a boxing gym

• 29:16Speaker 00

  yeah this is like a boxing gym

• 29:18Speaker 01

  yeah yeah yeah Brandy Martin is in that brown fight at gym

• 29:20Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna lie I loved you so much when I was watching this I hoped you were gonna kill that fool

• 29:24Speaker 00

  oh really?

• 29:25Speaker 02

  yeah

• 29:25Speaker 00

  oh god man

• 29:26Speaker 01

  yeah well I saw the bread

• 29:27Speaker 03

  I heard that Andy was killing it

• 29:28Speaker 00

  wait you put money on it?

• 29:29Speaker 01

  no

• 29:30Speaker 02

  oh the homie done or did he lost?

• 29:31Speaker 00

  oh no he dropped you or you fell?

• 29:33Speaker 01

  I fell

• 29:33Speaker 00

  okay

• 29:34Speaker 01

  Andrew come on

• 29:34Speaker 00

  come on I'm just saying

• 29:35Speaker 01

  we're in the same team here

• 29:36Speaker 00

  oh man I got the stretch marks

• 29:38Speaker 01

  damn they got bigger ones

• 29:39Speaker 00

  I know they need to this is crazy you look so different

• 29:42Speaker 01

  two angles?

• 29:45Speaker 01

  yeah I was bro that was bro I was so out of breath

• 29:47Speaker 00

  it's exhausting boxing bro

• 29:49Speaker 01

  cuz cuz fighting as a kid it was so much fun cuz I was like I was like just young fighting and shit

• 29:54Speaker 00

  yeah

• 29:54Speaker 01

  but like this I was like oh my god this is so bad

• 29:56Speaker 00

  fights as a kid last for thirty seconds

• 29:59Speaker 01

  yeah facts that boxing is just different

• 30:01Speaker 00

  three minute rounds

• 30:02Speaker 01

  I think now I could probably last one good solid round after that I'm still dead

• 30:05Speaker 00

  are you doing cardio or you just not eating?

• 30:06Speaker 01

  bad cardio I'm hiking and shit

• 30:08Speaker 00

  but are you eating different too?

• 30:09Speaker 01

  eating chicken and rice

• 30:10Speaker 00

  that's it?

• 30:11Speaker 02

  Ozempic?

• 30:11Speaker 01

  yeah chicken and rice not Ozempic I tried Ozempic though

• 30:14Speaker 00

  and you beat it?

• 30:15Speaker 01

  I think you beat it

• 30:18Speaker 01

  no I tried Ozempic and then I plateaued like uh I was three fifty I plateaued like at three thirty

• 30:23Speaker 00

  so couldn't get past?

• 30:24Speaker 01

  couldn't because I was like you need to change how I'm eating

• 30:26Speaker 00

  yeah

• 30:26Speaker 01

  and started going crazy and swimming

• 30:28Speaker 00

  so now you're eating chicken and rice how is that different from?

• 30:32Speaker 01

  what I was eating before?

• 30:32Speaker 00

  yeah

• 30:32Speaker 01

  from Mexican shit? it was a salad chicken no you know what I used to do fool no can I need to talk about this all the time I used to wake up like at twelve eat a Chick-fil-A meal

• 30:42Speaker 00

  oh no

• 30:43Speaker 01

  like the fries with the shit and then like

• 30:45Speaker 02

  full combo full combo

• 30:45Speaker 01

  full combo with a large coke

• 30:47Speaker 00

  nah you can't

• 30:48Speaker 01

  all I watched was just I would take a nap wake up eat again go film at with brown bag

• 30:54Speaker 00

  yeah

• 30:54Speaker 01

  chicken nap again eat and eat with brown bag and then yeah it was bad I was killing myself fool damn yeah

• 31:00Speaker 00

  but now it feels good right you got energy

• 31:02Speaker 01

  yeah fuck out of neck fool it's crazy I've never had one before so fool now I'll be like this like hey put this camera in this

• 31:11Speaker 01

  it was bad boy

• 31:13Speaker 00

  are the are the hoes coming around a little different it's different now

• 31:16Speaker 02

  well I mean though he's always had hoes I can't lie

• 31:18Speaker 00

  really it was always easy for you?

• 31:20Speaker 02

  it's always

• 31:20Speaker 00

  really?

• 31:21Speaker 02

  we went to middle school together and uh and you said yeah?

• 31:24Speaker 03

  what?

• 31:25Speaker 02

  you said you

• 31:25Speaker 03

  no he always had hoes yeah

• 31:27Speaker 02

  dick rider

• 31:30Speaker 01

  come on boy you want to keep this job?

• 31:33Speaker 01

  no no no still Vic you're not getting in he's putting the blocks in straight

• 31:38Speaker 02

  we went to middle school together in sixth grade

• 31:40Speaker 00

  yeah

• 31:40Speaker 01

  seventh

• 31:40Speaker 03

  yeah seventh grade

• 31:41Speaker 02

  this was all the bad bitches

• 31:42Speaker 00

  really?

• 31:42Speaker 02

  yeah and now he still goes to the middle school

• 31:46Speaker 01

  he found his demo I seen it he found his demo

• 31:50Speaker 01

  yeah man we still like recruiting

• 31:53Speaker 00

  the red shirt the red shirt you know red shirted

• 31:56Speaker 01

  oh shit

• 31:57Speaker 00

  alright so so you always had girls now you so you getting skinny for you?

• 32:01Speaker 01

  for sure fool I used to be sleeping and I used to wake up and I used to wake up and I used to bro my my my sciatica used to hurt when I was on flights like two hour flights but I would wake up half my body numb

• 32:12Speaker 00

  oh shit

• 32:13Speaker 01

  no bullshit bro it was bad

• 32:14Speaker 00

  you were killing yourself a hundred percent

• 32:15Speaker 01

  bro I was killing fool like you know when people like go on the internet and be like oh I was like they just and there was only like twenty bro I was three hundred and fifty pounds

• 32:21Speaker 00

  and you're not you're not that tall even to be

• 32:25Speaker 01

  so I look compact fool

• 32:26Speaker 00

  yeah

• 32:27Speaker 01

  like a little ball fool like it was bad fool

• 32:30Speaker 00

  yeah

• 32:30Speaker 01

  you know I knew it was bad fool cuz I would I would be wearing three X T-shirts

• 32:34Speaker 00

  yeah

• 32:35Speaker 01

  and that shit feel like like

• 32:36Speaker 00

  you still have to pull it down

• 32:37Speaker 01

  like a medium yeah and now I took in my three X

• 32:41Speaker 00

  it's funny when when Mexicans get fat bro their arms just go up

• 32:44Speaker 01

  yeah

• 32:45Speaker 00

  if you

• 32:48Speaker 00

  when white dudes get fat it just goes straight out

• 32:50Speaker 01

  no white dudes get fat you start talking to children

• 32:52Speaker 00

  also that also that oh that is very true that's they're making sure those Predator videos get viewed on the internet bro

• 32:59Speaker 02

  did you guys watch that primetime movie?

• 33:00Speaker 00

  I didn't I didn't watch it

• 33:02Speaker 02

  the Chris Hansen movie?

• 33:02Speaker 00

  but we watched Chris back in the day

• 33:04Speaker 02

  oh for sure I've been watching him

• 33:05Speaker 01

  that ain't your homie boy

• 33:06Speaker 00

  son that's the homie

• 33:07Speaker 02

  for sure you know

• 33:09Speaker 00

  we had him on the show

• 33:09Speaker 02

  yeah swear

• 33:10Speaker 00

  dead ass

• 33:11Speaker 02

  damn that's sick

• 33:12Speaker 01

  Jakarta love that shit cuz he didn't come out in there

• 33:14Speaker 02

  I've been watching and taking tips I'm not getting caught fuck that

• 33:20Speaker 01

  you put out your notes?

• 33:21Speaker 00

  bro don't don't accept pizza

• 33:28Speaker 00

  damn why did you watch that movie?

• 33:30Speaker 02

  I did I watched it with my girls weird as fuck

• 33:32Speaker 00

  why was it weird?

• 33:33Speaker 02

  cuz um they made that fool kinda look crazy bro they tried to make him look like he was a money hungry like he didn't care about

• 33:39Speaker 00

  also a predator that was

• 33:40Speaker 02

  in a sense that was the

• 33:41Speaker 00

  that was the idea yeah

• 33:42Speaker 02

  it's corroded

• 33:43Speaker 00

  but here's the thing it's like

• 33:45Speaker 01

  no you told me Andrew

• 33:49Speaker 00

  who did it the star boy?

• 33:51Speaker 02

  the star boy

• 33:54Speaker 00

  no but the the idea is like alright let's say he is a predator can't you be a predator for child predators like don't we like that?

• 34:00Speaker 02

  facts hell yeah

• 34:01Speaker 00

  like we should exalt that

• 34:03Speaker 02

  as in like would you praise the child predator?

• 34:05Speaker 00

  yeah

• 34:05Speaker 02

  hell yeah run it up fuck yeah there there he inspired so many people now to do that shit there's a whole YouTube channel all they do is uh get predators and beat the shit out of them in grocery stores

• 34:14Speaker 00

  so here's the thing with that though like if but if they don't get them arrested aren't they just out there doing it more?

• 34:20Speaker 02

  I feel like as long as I fool got his shit whooped or they they should try to get him arrested but hey at least he got his ass whooped too

• 34:25Speaker 00

  I want his ass whooped in jail so he can't touch kids anymore

• 34:28Speaker 02

  hundred thousand percent

• 34:29Speaker 01

  well we know you want him to

• 34:30Speaker 00

  what was that what is that what is that move right there?

• 34:32Speaker 01

  right there right there just right in their butt

• 34:34Speaker 02

  it's a Mexican

• 34:35Speaker 00

  oh you think I want him to feel the pain as well?

• 34:38Speaker 02

  yeah

• 34:38Speaker 00

  and I'll administer the pain

• 34:40Speaker 02

  no no no I don't know about that part

• 34:41Speaker 01

  well you're not in jail you're in Street Fighter you can do

• 34:43Speaker 00

  I'm in Street Fighter someone in jail is gonna fuck him and make him feel

• 34:46Speaker 01

  one of the drug dealers

• 34:47Speaker 00

  yeah what's the rules on that is that gay if you fuck a predator in jail?

• 34:52Speaker 02

  I don't think this fool knows the rules on that

• 34:54Speaker 01

  gee I don't know the rules on that I'm not in jail

• 34:56Speaker 02

  I think it's gay if you fuck another man

• 34:58Speaker 00

  but if they're a predator and you're just trying to get payback it's revenge it's like you did this to people how do I make you feel like what they felt like I don't know if that's gay

• 35:05Speaker 02

  I think you gotta fuck that fool then

• 35:06Speaker 00

  you gotta fuck that

• 35:08Speaker 02

  that don't fuck that fool then kill him or something you know

• 35:12Speaker 00

  yeah

• 35:13Speaker 01

  I actually had a teacher tell me that they should try um they should try uh new drugs on them

• 35:18Speaker 02

  oh sick

• 35:20Speaker 01

  it should be like our like if we have a cure for cancer but we were scared it might have somebody go crazy let's try it on those fools

• 35:26Speaker 00

  that's actually a good idea

• 35:28Speaker 01

  like guinea pigs

• 35:29Speaker 03

  like just put it in the water and just have it

• 35:30Speaker 01

  yeah like let's see how they react like let's just find out let's say one of the predators has cancer

• 35:35Speaker 00

  yeah

• 35:35Speaker 01

  and we have this joke we haven't tried on a regular person

• 35:37Speaker 00

  it's animal testing but you're doing it on predators on a piece of shit is there animals anywhere

• 35:41Speaker 01

  exactly

• 35:43Speaker 00

  who's the teacher that said this?

• 35:44Speaker 01

  uh shout out

• 35:45Speaker 02

  why is your teacher telling you this?

• 35:46Speaker 00

  yeah

• 35:48Speaker 01

  you love this teacher oh yeah that's that's my homie she looked out for us

• 35:52Speaker 02

  she was his PE teacher right?

• 35:54Speaker 00

  how's she look out for you?

• 35:55Speaker 01

  what PE not really much

• 35:59Speaker 01

  well she always looking out for herself you know usually PE teachers are fat

• 36:01Speaker 00

  yeah that's true why is that yeah

• 36:03Speaker 01

  I don't know

• 36:04Speaker 00

  yeah

• 36:05Speaker 01

  that is that is true

• 36:07Speaker 00

  but anyway how'd they look out for you did you get in some troubles?

• 36:09Speaker 01

  well I'm getting in trouble so go over there and fight for me because they're trying to kick me out and she like you can't kick him out it's the system

• 36:15Speaker 02

  but like do PE teachers even have power?

• 36:17Speaker 01

  for sure

• 36:18Speaker 02

  if you're a math teacher I'll look at PE teachers and be like get the fuck out my face

• 36:21Speaker 01

  well you're Asian you being a math teacher is just

• 36:24Speaker 02

  nah I'm not that Asian I'm like juju juju Asian you know

• 36:27Speaker 00

  sorry what was that?

• 36:28Speaker 02

  like juju juju like jungle Asian

• 36:30Speaker 00

  jungle Asian

• 36:33Speaker 02

  I'm not like a I'm not like a I'm not I'm not

• 36:35Speaker 01

  you're not a hierarchy

• 36:36Speaker 02

  yeah there's there's no there is a hierarchy

• 36:38Speaker 01

  no no first chance I'm saying you're not that bitch

• 36:39Speaker 02

  I'm definitely above Indians below Chinese

• 36:43Speaker 00

  cuz it's it's Chinese or

• 36:45Speaker 02

  definitely above Indians I don't think y'all fuck with the Indians like that

• 36:49Speaker 00

  shout out to Indians bro we love you

• 36:51Speaker 01

  motherfucker be saying Indians bro come on bro you never gonna perform that smell

• 36:56Speaker 00

  I'm coming to India bro I love y'all man

• 36:58Speaker 01

  where you going to India?

• 36:58Speaker 00

  I love y'all man

• 36:59Speaker 01

  man man I know I seen y'all bro I made a manager out there I seen your schedule no India there everything else though Saudi Arabia

• 37:08Speaker 01

  the White House

• 37:09Speaker 00

  you guys you hate them bro

• 37:11Speaker 02

  I would hate them?

• 37:12Speaker 00

  you gotta tell your boys to stop bombing them

• 37:13Speaker 02

  they're bitches fuck Saudis the Houthis they're tough I don't know what's going on over there

• 37:19Speaker 02

  they got a bunch of stuff going I think they just got WWE you know

• 37:23Speaker 02

  they have a lot of stuff going on over there

• 37:24Speaker 01

  are you not a fan of Saudi?

• 37:26Speaker 02

  uh the government no the government the government I'm not I'm not a fan of the Saudi government I don't really wanna get political bro I'm with my boys you know we talking

• 37:34Speaker 03

  bro I can't believe you got him a Lego set as a gift

• 37:36Speaker 02

  yeah fool you uh this fool he does a lot of Lego

• 37:39Speaker 03

  what was the Lego?

• 37:39Speaker 02

  it was um

• 37:41Speaker 00

  did you help him build a wall?

• 37:42Speaker 02

  fuck no I'm not gay

• 37:46Speaker 02

  uh can I tell him the the the on the anniversary of uh nine eleven?

• 37:50Speaker 00

  okay

• 37:51Speaker 02

  this fool

• 37:52Speaker 00

  okay

• 37:52Speaker 02

  Bill

• 37:52Speaker 00

  do you guys celebrate that?

• 37:54Speaker 02

  only with the homies

• 37:55Speaker 00

  yeah yeah yeah just making sure yeah

• 37:58Speaker 01

  how's that day for you guys?

• 37:59Speaker 00

  uh

• 38:00Speaker 02

  forget about it

• 38:01Speaker 01

  forget about it

• 38:04Speaker 00

  a little bit that is what really happened then

• 38:06Speaker 01

  nine eleven

• 38:09Speaker 00

  So.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  I didn't ever want to suffer.

• 38:12Speaker 00

  Son, that is it.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  You're missing out.

• 38:14Speaker 00

  No, that is a fucking.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  By the way, by the way, I would love to be your son for real.

• 38:17Speaker 00

  Say what?

• 38:18Speaker 02

  I would love to be your son. And I know you just had a kid, but if you're looking to adopt somebody else.

• 38:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, I want you to be part of my family, man.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Twenty-six-year-old fat Mexican. Why is he laughing at you when I said fat Mexican? That was a little bait trick. I knew he was.

• 38:32Speaker 00

  Why you still in Florida?

• 38:36Speaker 00

  You know they don't have Mexicans in Florida?

• 38:38Speaker 02

  No, yeah, they have a lot, right?

• 38:39Speaker 00

  No.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, but it's different. There's some Latinos, Cubans and shit.

• 38:42Speaker 00

  Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans.

• 38:44Speaker 02

  They don't have Mexicans.

• 38:46Speaker 00

  What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

• 38:47Speaker 02

  They just worse than us. We nice. You love. Have you ever been to Cuba? We're like, I had a great time.

• 38:51Speaker 00

  No, we're not allowed to go. We're not allowed to go.

• 38:53Speaker 02

  Are we not allowed to go to Cuba?

• 38:54Speaker 00

  You can go, but not, it's hard. Like, my.

• 38:56Speaker 02

  We just started being able to go.

• 38:58Speaker 03

  You gotta go through Canada.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  You gotta go through Mexico.

• 39:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  Everybody has to go through us, papay.

• 39:04Speaker 02

  Cause you love Mexico City, right? You went out there about a gang hookers and cool shit, right?

• 39:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, no.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you should go to all the people into Mexico.

• 39:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. Why, hey, why do you think Mexicans are the best, man? Why do you think they're the greatest?

• 39:15Speaker 02

  Man, just so many reasons. One, my boss is Mexican, so it's cool.

• 39:19Speaker 03

  That's a good ride.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know about you guys, but we're partners.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  We're partners here.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  Outside, I'm just bitch, not funny. But, um, why do I like Mexicans? I think I like Mexicans because, well, damn, you look left and right, they're there, you know?

• 39:40Speaker 02

  Which is their twenty-four-seven. Um, great workers, I guess. I don't have any Mexican workers, but I'm, um.

• 39:46Speaker 00

  Everybody that worked for you is all no one. You're Salvadoran. Yeah.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  Oh, great food.

• 39:53Speaker 00

  Great food.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  I think to me, my favorite cuisine has to be, it goes Korean, Thai, Mexican, Indonesian, and then like American or something.

• 40:00Speaker 00

  What's Indonesian?

• 40:01Speaker 02

  Indonesian food is probably like a cross between Indian food and Chinese. It's a lot of coconut-based stuff.

• 40:06Speaker 00

  But you don't fuck with it.

• 40:07Speaker 02

  Well, he's fucking dumb.

• 40:08Speaker 01

  No, no, I do.

• 40:09Speaker 02

  No, you do. You fuck with it. I'm so sorry. Yeah, my fault.

• 40:11Speaker 01

  Shut up, bitch. I don't like the tofu shit.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, tofu's.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, but he eats that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

• 40:16Speaker 00

  You eat tofu for breakfast?

• 40:17Speaker 02

  I used to have like a bigger, like a big addiction of tofu.

• 40:19Speaker 00

  Addiction.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was bad.

• 40:21Speaker 00

  It has no flavor. I ain't addicted to it.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  Bro, it's like salt and pepper. You know salt and pepper shrimp?

• 40:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  The Chinese dish?

• 40:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 40:27Speaker 02

  So imagine that with fried tofu. It's just incredible to me.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  His mom, his mom made like a tofu thing that was for six people. He ate that shit in one sitting.

• 40:37Speaker 02

  I was fight, I was really high, though, off marijuana.

• 40:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  When you, when you're high, like, you can just eat.

• 40:43Speaker 03

  Did your mom know you smoked?

• 40:44Speaker 02

  Nah, but like, they're like, uh, they're like, like, I'll come home and she'll be like, you don't drink, don't do this, don't do that. And then, um, yeah, we just move on.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  I'm a grown ass man, but I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want to do. I would never smoke in front of her. I would never drink in front of her.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  Right.

• 40:59Speaker 01

  Hey, by the way, by, by, by the way, Jakarta's such a piece of shit, cause Jakarta has dumb bumps in my bathroom, cause when I live with my mom. And then, but if I go to Jakarta's, I was Jakarta, just like, take off your shoes, don't cuss, don't curse.

• 41:09Speaker 00

  You would do cocaine in his mom's house?

• 41:11Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 41:12Speaker 00

  That's crazy, bro.

• 41:14Speaker 02

  Wild thing to say.

• 41:16Speaker 00

  Isn't that crazy? Jakarta, that's crazy.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  Hold on, hold on, hold on. You're missing a part. With permission or without? I would ask him, what can I do? And he would say, go to the bathroom.

• 41:26Speaker 01

  That's a fact. At least, cause you can't be in my mouth, kids, she's Mexican, you know, they take that very.

• 41:30Speaker 00

  That's very serious.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  But the bathroom, I was like, look, Jakarta, like.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  But you would think, based on like your cultural values, you'd have the respect for his mother and her domicile.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, yeah.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Well, that's a big word. No, no, no. She wasn't home. She wasn't home.

• 41:42Speaker 00

  She wasn't home.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  My mom was definitely home. She wasn't home.

• 41:44Speaker 00

  Where was she? Where was her mom?

• 41:46Speaker 02

  She was doing Zumba.

• 41:47Speaker 00

  Did your mom do Zumba? Hey, does your mom do Zumba?

• 41:52Speaker 00

  Your mom's out here in Zumba class?

• 41:54Speaker 02

  You can't get mad at me. She literally came home and asked where she was. She said, Zumba.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  Where you from? My mom's Zumba class, you bitch?

• 41:59Speaker 02

  No, what?

• 42:00Speaker 01

  My mom can't do Zumba, she's gonna excessively sweat with her job on.

• 42:06Speaker 01

  I don't even know your mom know how to dance. She probably know how to walk. Your dad would've let her fucking see.

• 42:11Speaker 00

  Is that true?

• 42:12Speaker 01

  So his mom should've been a street fighter than ninja.

• 42:18Speaker 02

  That right there. Fire, bro.

• 42:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  He got excited.

• 42:22Speaker 02

  Fire.

• 42:24Speaker 00

  I did so, so when you were growing up and people were racist to you, they're racist to you thinking you're Mexican?

• 42:29Speaker 02

  No, thinking I was Indian.

• 42:30Speaker 00

  Think, oh, you got Indian?

• 42:32Speaker 01

  You didn't think that?

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Bro.

• 42:34Speaker 01

  But you also been around the world, fool. You, babe, you're in LA, you've only been raised on black and Mexicans.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, bro, I'm old. I was only raised around black and Mexicans, like, my whole life, you know?

• 42:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 02

  And then, uh, you gotta get roasted by both. Fucking terrorists, Indian fuck. I remember these people used to call me Gandhi, I think.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  You're excessive.

• 42:55Speaker 02

  This one got a mouth on him.

• 42:58Speaker 00

  Alright, so.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  This one.

• 43:00Speaker 00

  And then, do you have to explain, like, where you're from?

• 43:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then it's like, oh, I'm already getting made fun of. I gotta explain now? And then, growing up, I was like, fuck Indian people, fool, cause everyone thinks I'm fucking Indian, bro.

• 43:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  But then I grew up and I was just like, nah, I don't really hate Indian people. But then I grew up, grew up, and I'm like, ugh.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  I'm good, brother.

• 43:19Speaker 00

  Why would you think that? Why would you think that? Aren't you guys culturally similar?

• 43:23Speaker 01

  Have you never seen the TikTok?

• 43:24Speaker 00

  What, what, which ones?

• 43:26Speaker 01

  The shit with the feet out.

• 43:27Speaker 00

  Whatever, mixing the food with the feet.

• 43:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, come on, I don't think you hate him.

• 43:30Speaker 00

  I like feet, man. That's the thing. So it's like, it's kind of two of my favorite things.

• 43:34Speaker 02

  I think you like your girl's feet. I don't think you like fucking Abu and this is forty-six and his feet are fucking crazy.

• 43:40Speaker 00

  That's crazy as shit. Who'd you say, this is forty-six?

• 43:42Speaker 02

  No, I said, I was like, forty-six, come on.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  Come on.

• 43:46Speaker 02

  This has to be AI.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  Don't, don't lie. Don't lie.

• 43:51Speaker 02

  This disgusting piece of shit.

• 43:53Speaker 00

  That guy looks Asian, though.

• 43:55Speaker 03

  This is from Indonesia.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  This shit might be Indonesian.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Nah, he ain't got no.

• 44:02Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  Nah, I knew it. This is AI. This is AI. No way.

• 44:05Speaker 00

  That's doggy, right?

• 44:06Speaker 02

  No way.

• 44:07Speaker 00

  That Indonesian, man.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  Have you guys grown up with dogs in your, in your families and stuff like?

• 44:11Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, you guys aren't allowed to have a dog in your house.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, like Muslims and shit, but would you be able to eat a dog? Do you think so?

• 44:16Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Nah?

• 44:17Speaker 01

  Bullshit. You were in the Philippines, all they had was doggy.

• 44:20Speaker 00

  We thought when we were down in Rosarito, no bullshit.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  That's what they say. They do say taco de perro.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  When we were in TJ?

• 44:25Speaker 01

  Tell them the story about, about.

• 44:26Speaker 02

  So it was.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  We have an Asian homie named.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  Him, and we had an Asian homie.

• 44:29Speaker 00

  Woo.

• 44:29Speaker 01

  Woo, yeah.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  Korean's named Woo Song Chung. Swear to God.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  We're not even lying.

• 44:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Me and the homies, we go to Hong Kong.

• 44:36Speaker 02

  We go to, we go to Hong Kong, we're like, you know, you know, the bitches and shit.

• 44:39Speaker 01

  Buy a prostitute.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  And then we go outside and there's a taco spot.

• 44:41Speaker 00

  They call Tijuana Hong Kong.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. It's a. Hong Kong is a strip club.

• 44:44Speaker 01

  Hey, brother, can you look up Hong Kong? It's a fucking brothel. Go in, there's gonna be a great time.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  Actually, in TJ, though.

• 44:49Speaker 00

  You pay for it? You pay for it?

• 44:50Speaker 02

  Hell, yeah, we all pay.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  So we real shit.

• 44:52Speaker 02

  Growing ass man.

• 44:53Speaker 00

  Growing ass man.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Should learn, guys. Aren't investing your money in prostitutes, but.

• 44:56Speaker 00

  Yeah. Hong Kong, to Hong Kong, see you in Hong Kong.

• 44:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. So, so we get tacos outside. We get a salad tacos and we're like, yo, this doesn't taste like a salad. And then this food's like, oh, it could be dog. And then I didn't know, but I looked to the right, my homie Woo, he's like on a seven taco. He's like, this shit is dog.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  Bro, we're giving him our tacos. He's like, yo, this shit is crap, dog. And then I think that solidified it. We're like, oh, this, this has to be dog. Cause this motherfucker's.

• 45:22Speaker 00

  Hold on, hold on. If you don't have dogs in the house and you don't have dogs as pets culturally, why couldn't you eat a dog?

• 45:28Speaker 02

  I, I didn't, I didn't say I can't.

• 45:29Speaker 00

  You could, right?

• 45:30Speaker 02

  I just said, that shit was dog-prepared correctly.

• 45:34Speaker 02

  That was my thing.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  That shit need a tofu.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  No, this needed a seasoning, but it was kind of dry.

• 45:39Speaker 01

  Well, do you think that's a meth? Like, if you don't have dogs, it's fine to eat dogs?

• 45:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, if you live with dogs, cause to him, it's just another animal. It's a pig, it's a fucking cow, it's whatever.

• 45:47Speaker 01

  But also, like, if you don't have kids and.

• 45:49Speaker 00

  Would you eat kids?

• 45:51Speaker 02

  See, the logic is crazy.

• 45:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, that logic belief was wild.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  Why?

• 45:55Speaker 00

  Because, would you eat kids? You don't have kids?

• 46:00Speaker 02

  Hey, some of these bitches be eating kids.

• 46:01Speaker 00

  They do.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Cover me, cover me, cover me. I had your ass, I'd be like, when a girl's, when I come for me, cover me, cover me, cover me.

• 46:10Speaker 00

  I mean, I'm so married, I don't even remember.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  You're so gay.

• 46:16Speaker 02

  When you fuck with other guys, you be like, cover me.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  It's not one ass, dude.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Crazy as fuck.

• 46:28Speaker 00

  Why, that's, that's your preferred way to ejaculate? That's, that's how you like to bust?

• 46:32Speaker 02

  No, no, no, we're saying, yeah.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  No, we're saying by a woman.

• 46:34Speaker 00

  By a woman.

• 46:34Speaker 01

  Get to my ear, grabs the shit and just cover me. She told me that, I'm gonna go with them.

• 46:37Speaker 00

  Immediately.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  It's over. Not immediately, that's just gonna.

• 46:39Speaker 00

  Who's more, who's more faithful between you guys, you think?

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Me, five, four.

• 46:43Speaker 00

  What is it?

• 46:44Speaker 01

  My only faith is to Allah.

• 46:45Speaker 02

  Facts.

• 46:49Speaker 02

  He says, he says Allah and halal in the same word.

• 46:51Speaker 00

  Allah.

• 46:52Speaker 01

  Doesn't that sound the same?

• 46:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Halal, allal.

• 46:54Speaker 00

  Allal.

• 46:55Speaker 01

  How are you saying?

• 46:56Speaker 02

  Allah, and then halal.

• 46:57Speaker 01

  Allah.

• 46:58Speaker 00

  And then say the other one.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  He has to extra-terrorize like every word when he says.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  That's what he probably say.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  Like, he's crazy as fuck.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  Tell him to say this shit when he walks in. Like, you know how he screams out, Siri? Yeah, like a Siri.

• 47:11Speaker 00

  Wait, what?

• 47:13Speaker 00

  Go.

• 47:15Speaker 03

  You banned a guy down?

• 47:16Speaker 01

  Putting your forehead like an Indian.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 47:19Speaker 00

  Okay, okay, alright, so.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  We love you.

• 47:23Speaker 00

  You think you're more faithful?

• 47:27Speaker 01

  Than Jakarta?

• 47:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 47:29Speaker 00

  No, fuck me.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  I'm more faithful to myself, I know what I am.

• 47:32Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 47:33Speaker 01

  Like Jakarta wakes up when he cheats on his bitch and he's like, whoa. Like what a bitch.

• 47:36Speaker 00

  You feel guilty about it.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  I've never cheated on my bitch, I don't know.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  No, I'm not a, I'm not a. You gotta say it better, you gotta say it better.

• 47:45Speaker 00

  Say it again, try it again. Try it again, try it again, I'll set you up, I'll set you up. So like, yeah, you ever cheated before?

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Fuck is cheating? Nah, again? One more time, one more time.

• 47:55Speaker 00

  One more time, one more time. Wait, wait, so you think you're more faithful than Duno?

• 47:58Speaker 02

  All day.

• 48:00Speaker 00

  All day?

• 48:00Speaker 02

  All day. Man, day, slugs, bad brick out here beating.

• 48:05Speaker 01

  I don't cheat on my girl, all the dead homies, I never cheated on my girl.

• 48:08Speaker 00

  All the dead homies on face.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  So what's your, uh, what's your?

• 48:11Speaker 01

  Why not, no, this is a conversation.

• 48:14Speaker 01

  So Andrew Halls being on same with 50 Cent, man.

• 48:18Speaker 00

  Alright, hold on, so tell us, so you're super faithful? How, what are the, what are the keys to that? Like, what are the?

• 48:23Speaker 02

  Just don't fuck another girl, bro, I don't know, it's not that hard.

• 48:26Speaker 01

  You don't, you don't.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  I don't, one, I don't really fuck girls anyway, so it's like, like, you know?

• 48:30Speaker 00

  Respect.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  Facts, like, only girls I fuck is like I've been with them, you know?

• 48:33Speaker 00

  You've never been with a girl that?

• 48:35Speaker 01

  But you're not officially with your girl, so you're lying to our idol here.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  We trying to make a bitch out here, faking the fuck?

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Don't say our, don't say our, that's my idol, your idol. Your idol is Jared from Subway, that's your idol.

• 48:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, what were we talking about? Yeah, no, I'm very faithful to my girl, but I just don't cheat, that's it.

• 48:55Speaker 00

  How long you been with your girl?

• 48:56Speaker 02

  I, I've been with her for like a few months.

• 48:58Speaker 01

  Jakarta, stop lying, you're not with her, it's not official.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Like, she's not my girlfriend, but I'd say that's my girl.

• 49:03Speaker 00

  Okay, so.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  But your fools are old, like, I don't know what your fools are doing.

• 49:06Speaker 01

  They date, they date, it's like dating.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  You just date around and stuff.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  Cause if you call your wife, your wife will partner, oh, you're married, right?

• 49:11Speaker 00

  I'm married.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  Oh, you're married, okay.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  But before that, was she your girlfriend?

• 49:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:14Speaker 02

  You asked her, hey, do you wanna be my girlfriend?

• 49:16Speaker 00

  I think there was a conversation where we're like, alright, we're just seeing each other.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  How'd you know she was the one, me and Jakarta?

• 49:21Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, so I had a conversation with her, hey, you don't see nobody else? I'm not seeing nobody else, it's just us.

• 49:25Speaker 00

  That's good, that's your girlfriend? But you can't say that.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  But girls, but girls are like, you're not my, you're not my boyfriend until you ask me, hey, can I be your girlfriend?

• 49:33Speaker 01

  Well, that's a fact, but you're not putting a title in it.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm not fucking you, so don't worry about what I'm doing.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  Cause you're so invested in this, and you're so like, oh, oh, who are you fucking with?

• 49:44Speaker 01

  We got a character right now.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  I'm not out of character.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Fool, is she your girl or not?

• 49:48Speaker 02

  She is.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Is official?

• 49:49Speaker 00

  That's your girlfriend?

• 49:50Speaker 02

  It's official.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  What is it, type shit? What does type shit mean, though? What is type shit?

• 49:54Speaker 02

  Anyway, explaining, that means yes.

• 49:56Speaker 00

  Yes. Alright, alright, but, but, is a girlfriend a white thing?

• 50:00Speaker 02

  I think girlfriend's a white thing.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  No, it's not, fool, is that your lady or not?

• 50:03Speaker 02

  Fuck yeah, that's my lady. For sure, that's my girl.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  That's your girl?

• 50:06Speaker 02

  Hands down, yeah.

• 50:07Speaker 00

  Okay, can she hook up with other guys?

• 50:09Speaker 02

  I would fucking beat the dog shit out of her.

• 50:10Speaker 00

  Whoa!

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Really?

• 50:14Speaker 02

  And they don't like dogs, and they can't hate it, really?

• 50:19Speaker 00

  Let's say, let's do it one more time, so if she cheated, like, how would you handle it?

• 50:22Speaker 02

  So you can right there, it's over for that bitch. I promise you, I promise you. If, if I was a Duno, if me and Duno were in a car, and she's walking by holding another man's hand?

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, if we're beating that bitch up.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  We're getting the gas, running both over.

• 50:33Speaker 00

  Him, him. Running both.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, we gonna, we gonna.

• 50:35Speaker 00

  You guys have been known for driving into groups of people.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:41Speaker 00

  It's interesting how you just came up with that idea, like, organically, like, okay.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Well, why do you give him 10 anymore, you give him the page of respect, 25 years?

• 50:49Speaker 00

  That's a good point, bro, did you come here?

• 50:51Speaker 02

  25 years, R.P. to bros.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  There were Duno, there were June.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  They were, R.P. your bros, my fault.

• 50:59Speaker 00

  That's Mark, bro, that's Mark, bro.

• 51:02Speaker 01

  Why are you gonna be like, he fucked with the June, that's it?

• 51:06Speaker 00

  Look how curly his hair is. Don't you see a white guy with hair that curly?

• 51:10Speaker 02

  I put on this.

• 51:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, you know.

• 51:11Speaker 02

  Hey, but you're one of the handsome ones, brother.

• 51:12Speaker 00

  I appreciate that.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  One of the handsome ones.

• 51:18Speaker 02

  Have you been going to the synagogue?

• 51:20Speaker 01

  For the tunnels, you been going to the tunnels?

• 51:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I pop down there.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Be chilling with the homies sometimes?

• 51:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  Starboy shit?

• 51:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 51:28Speaker 02

  So, uh, Katz Deli, that's Jewish, pastrami's Jewish?

• 51:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:31Speaker 02

  Where'd you guys take that from, or it's always been yours?

• 51:34Speaker 03

  No, it's just, it's like a Polish thing. Yeah, it comes from Eastern European.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  I would love to go to Katz Deli, bro, when we're out, Katz is here, right?

• 51:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can go to Katz Deli while you guys are here.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, so where we?

• 51:44Speaker 00

  It's fire, the sandwiches are fire.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  It's amazing. The last time I've been in New York, I was like six years old.

• 51:49Speaker 00

  Why'd you guys come?

• 51:50Speaker 01

  Why'd you guys come?

• 51:52Speaker 02

  Scout, we just went to scout. Went to go scout, my dad has to, my dad, my dad has to look around and shit, you know, look at the blueprints and shit.

• 51:59Speaker 00

  Go for the tallest ones.

• 52:02Speaker 01

  What is the next tallest building here, the Empire State Building?

• 52:04Speaker 00

  Empire State, man.

• 52:05Speaker 03

  It's Jakarta, bro.

• 52:07Speaker 00

  What is the tallest building?

• 52:09Speaker 02

  In Jakarta?

• 52:10Speaker 00

  Don't you guys have some tall shit?

• 52:11Speaker 02

  We have a super tall fucking thing, I'm pretty sure.

• 52:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  I've been there since I was like seventeen.

• 52:15Speaker 00

  And what happens, so if women read, they throw them off it, or?

• 52:19Speaker 01

  They stone them, they come out.

• 52:22Speaker 02

  Nah, you know what, I would say Indonesia.

• 52:24Speaker 00

  You see a bitch holding Harry Potter floating down on the side of the plane?

• 52:29Speaker 02

  That's crazy, cause Americans, Americans were doing that shit first off, for sure.

• 52:32Speaker 00

  What were we doing?

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Witch trials?

• 52:33Speaker 00

  What?

• 52:34Speaker 02

  If, if, like, let's say if you was trying to fuck with a girl, and the girl didn't wanna fuck with you? This bitch is a witch, dog.

• 52:39Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no, that's what people think, because girls make us the villain all the time. Who was snitching on the women?

• 52:45Speaker 02

  Women?

• 52:46Speaker 00

  Yes!

• 52:47Speaker 02

  Oh, bitches are the worst.

• 52:48Speaker 00

  They don't like each other, bro.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  I hate, I hate.

• 52:50Speaker 00

  They don't like each other.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  I hate overnight bitches, like, I hate when a big bitch is wearing something she shouldn't be wearing in her first.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  Oh my god, queen, you look incredible. No, I think that bitch looks big as hell, my man.

• 52:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  By the way, me and Duno had did this thing on the, on their, on the podcast where?

• 53:03Speaker 01

  We made fun of, I asked Duno what?

• 53:05Speaker 02

  Big bitches shouldn't do, or what they shouldn't wear.

• 53:07Speaker 01

  And then I went on the channel, do you agree with me?

• 53:08Speaker 00

  You wanna let me know that I agree?

• 53:10Speaker 02

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  I'm gonna check out the things.

• 53:12Speaker 00

  Alright, tell me, tell me, tell me.

• 53:13Speaker 02

  Duno, what, what should big bitches not wear, go ahead?

• 53:15Speaker 01

  Rompers.

• 53:15Speaker 00

  What's that, oh, is that where it's like connected?

• 53:18Speaker 01

  Yes, so you agree?

• 53:20Speaker 00

  I need to see one in it.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 53:23Speaker 00

  I need to see one.

• 53:24Speaker 02

  Is there some fat girls in rompers?

• 53:25Speaker 00

  No, those girls are great rompers right there.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they're not fat, buddy.

• 53:28Speaker 01

  Fat girl, they're rompers.

• 53:29Speaker 00

  Let me, let me look, let me look.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  And it's crazy, cause they got mad at us, like, bitch, we're fat.

• 53:33Speaker 00

  That was the perfect time to tell women what they should be wearing, by the way.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  No!

• 53:39Speaker 00

  That's what I'm saying, like a little Mario? That's fire, bro, you don't like that?

• 53:45Speaker 02

  That shit crazy though? I love her confidence.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, shout out her confidence.

• 53:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, shout out confidence, man.

• 53:50Speaker 02

  I can't really see her, though.

• 53:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, she curl like thirty fives.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:57Speaker 02

  Because it's wrong.

• 53:58Speaker 00

  What's wrong? Well, look at her throwing back, look at her throwing back, you never taken down some big? I don't believe you.

• 54:03Speaker 01

  No, no, first of all, first of all, first of all, we're not denying that we don't love big women. I'm just saying, women in this world don't get told that, like, me as a man, I know I'm big, cause the world will tell me.

• 54:12Speaker 00

  So you're wearing the 3X, because you're trying to accommodate the fact that you were big, when you were big?

• 54:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly, cause I'm big.

• 54:17Speaker 00

  You were wearing the big clothes to try to?

• 54:18Speaker 01

  No, cause I'm big.

• 54:19Speaker 00

  Cause you're big.

• 54:20Speaker 01

  I wasn't trying to wear a small.

• 54:21Speaker 00

  Also, you are coming from the big culture, so you could speak on this.

• 54:25Speaker 01

  That's what I'm trying to.

• 54:26Speaker 00

  That's a good point.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  My sister.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  She's skinny now, but my sister, Johnny, used to be big as shit.

• 54:33Speaker 00

  How much she, she lose?

• 54:34Speaker 01

  She's skinny now, she's skinny. Well, she was never big, but you know, to me, anything over one eighty, a big bitch.

• 54:40Speaker 00

  One eighty's big, though, one eighty's big.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Is it though?

• 54:44Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 54:45Speaker 02

  I think it's just subjective now.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  We love big bitches, they, they, they the best eaters, right?

• 54:51Speaker 02

  Fox?

• 54:52Speaker 00

  Yo, sometimes I think, nah, nah, sometimes.

• 55:00Speaker 02

  You know, you love fat white bitches, you love them.

• 55:03Speaker 00

  The best eaters, if, if I'm being honest.

• 55:06Speaker 02

  Blind girls.

• 55:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  Cause they don't know what they're looking at.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  Cause all Asian women?

• 55:15Speaker 01

  Why you think I'm talking like that? That shit was crazy.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  And Helen Keller was a eater.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  I can't remember what Helen Keller looked like, I wanna see if I'm gonna smash this bitch.

• 55:27Speaker 00

  Oh, shit.

• 55:29Speaker 02

  And by the way, by the way, Helen Keller is a fucking liar. Ain't no way, cause you know how they said she learned? She went like this, I don't know, she went water, and she started touching water and shit, right? That's how it happened? How, though?

• 55:39Speaker 00

  What you mean, how?

• 55:41Speaker 02

  Like, how, how do you even teach somebody, like, you know what I'm saying? How?

• 55:43Speaker 00

  You put water on their hands.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  And then she goes, huh, water? Uh, how was she hearing, you know what I'm saying?

• 55:48Speaker 00

  Was she deaf, blind, and dumb?

• 55:50Speaker 03

  Well, wait, what's the dumb part?

• 55:52Speaker 00

  Like, she couldn't speak.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  But if you're deaf, you can't speak.

• 55:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can, you just speak with the accent.

• 55:59Speaker 02

  That's like a hundred deaf people sound.

• 56:02Speaker 01

  Me and Jakarta said if we ever got caught in Vegas with prostitutes, they're gonna come out there.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  Hands in the air! Jakarta.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  I like her a little bad bitch.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I would fuck.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  You know she flew a plane one time?

• 56:23Speaker 02

  I know.

• 56:24Speaker 00

  Shut the fuck up.

• 56:25Speaker 01

  Oh, if she's the one that hit the twin towers?

• 56:29Speaker 00

  She did not fly a plane.

• 56:30Speaker 02

  Let a woman fly once, huh?

• 56:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  Hey, how much bullshit? Like, I like that you're honest. That's my favorite thing about you, Andrew.

• 56:36Speaker 00

  What?

• 56:36Speaker 01

  That honesty. This bitch said I'll fly the plane.

• 56:38Speaker 00

  They're not flying them.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Come on, bro. That shit is a stunt.

• 56:41Speaker 01

  Who wrote this shit?

• 56:42Speaker 02

  That shit is like when you're playing games with your little brother.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  1946, she was racist. You think she was with the Jews or with the Nazis? Oh, this is after World War, huh? 1946, after World War?

• 56:55Speaker 00

  I think she was with the Nazis.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  And that's why you sent our readers?

• 57:05Speaker 01

  And that was only part of the conversation.

• 57:09Speaker 01

  We do need to have some photos of their company.

• 57:10Speaker 00

  Yo, shut the fuck up, bro. It's only them out there.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  You saw the one with Charlamagne? His one is one of them.

• 57:16Speaker 00

  I didn't do that.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  By the way, I just seen that video. There's a compilation of Charlamagne saying wild shit to people he interviews.

• 57:23Speaker 00

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• 1:00:05Speaker 03

  We should have got Duno and Jakarta's opinion on the midterms.

• 1:00:07Speaker 00

  That's where I think we messed up.

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Speaker 00

  Letting them have a little break so we could do this is where we messed up.

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:14Speaker 00

  What are you guys thinking about the midterms?

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  I'm excited for them.

• 1:00:18Speaker 00

  Yeah?

• 1:00:20Speaker 03

  I just want everyone to have fun. I want both sides to win, you know? It's just, I'm so like...

• 1:00:24Speaker 00

  How dare you both side this?

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  I just want both teams to just enjoy themselves.

• 1:00:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, man. Just soak it up, right? Because it's the journey is actually the most fun part.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  I want every politician to like, really just, just love it.

• 1:00:37Speaker 00

  Just love the ride. Yeah, love the ride, dude. It's not about winning. It's not about winning.

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  Because most of these people are gonna lose, or at least half.

• 1:00:43Speaker 00

  Half of them are gonna lose, dude.

• 1:00:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  And don't be caught up in that.

• 1:00:47Speaker 00

  And all of us are gonna lose, no matter what.

• 1:00:49Speaker 03

  No, we're gonna win.

• 1:00:50Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:00:51Speaker 03

  Because I'm gonna put money and make some money on couches.

• 1:00:54Speaker 00

  That's a good ass point.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  50% odds. That's good.

• 1:00:58Speaker 00

  What is it? Is politics are brutally corrupt.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:01:02Speaker 00

  So you might as well

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  get a quick bag ski off.

• 1:01:06Speaker 00

  Get a quick bag ski? You know what I mean? They're getting a bag.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:01:11Speaker 00

  You know, you might as well get a bag. You can't get that Big Pharma money.

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  No. Yeah, we don't have a super pack.

• 1:01:16Speaker 00

  You can't get that Big Pack money.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  We should get a super pack.

• 1:01:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, we should get a super pack.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  Should get sponsored by a super pack.

• 1:01:21Speaker 00

  I don't have, I don't have these guys again packed the fuck up, that's for sure, okay?

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  Facts.

• 1:01:27Speaker 00

  Anyway, so what do we got? What's the, what's the tightest, uh, what's the guaranteed dub? Give me a guaranteed dub somewhere.

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  I mean, let's see, what we got?

• 1:01:36Speaker 00

  Texas is not guaranteed. They got...

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  65%.

• 1:01:39Speaker 00

  Taller Rico about to flip a state.

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  Kurt, Big Kurt's about to sweep up in Montana.

• 1:01:44Speaker 00

  In Montana.

• 1:01:45Speaker 03

  Oh, look at this. Young Jeff Merkley is about to clean up in Oregon.

• 1:01:49Speaker 00

  My man, David Brock Smith only got 1%.

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  That's his family. That's his family.

• 1:01:55Speaker 00

  Quit right now. He's at 1%.

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  David Brock Smith? Oh, what about Georgia? Oh, John Ossoff.

• 1:02:02Speaker 00

  Yeah. What about Florida? Is Florida up?

• 1:02:05Speaker 03

  Dude, of course, Ashley Moody. You know Ashley Moody?

• 1:02:08Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, fine.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. Obviously, Ashley Moody's gonna take that.

• 1:02:11Speaker 00

  They're like Nikki. They're like Nikki.

• 1:02:15Speaker 03

  I'm writing Nikki for every one of these ballots.

• 1:02:18Speaker 00

  Facts.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  Uh, Roger Marshall. Oh, this one's gonna come down to, I mean, this is like pay-per-view. Like, I don't know what you guys are doing on November 3rd.

• 1:02:26Speaker 00

  You gotta, you gotta...

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  You gotta sit down and watch the Kansas Senate race, dude. It's gonna be fire.

• 1:02:32Speaker 00

  Cancel your plans.

• 1:02:33Speaker 03

  Whatever you have planned, it doesn't matter.

• 1:02:37Speaker 00

  Throw on MSNBC and lock the fuck in.

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  Adam Hamilton versus Roger Marshall. Light up with the boys, bring everyone over, and watch this.

• 1:02:44Speaker 00

  You got a spark one? Yeah. Pass that fucking blunt and watch Adam Hamilton for the comeback victory, or can Roger Marshall hold them back?

• 1:02:53Speaker 03

  Bro, some of my best memories as a kid were watching the Kansas Senate race with my family. My dad, he went to Kansas with us and he took us out there.

• 1:03:01Speaker 00

  He took you guys to the fucking race?

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  I was there.

• 1:03:03Speaker 00

  And it must have been exhilarating.

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  Oh, my, I mean, like, the sound, like, you could hear a pin drop for hours. It was...

• 1:03:10Speaker 00

  Because people were that locked in.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  It was dead silent for that long.

• 1:03:12Speaker 00

  And they were counting ballots, counting ballots.

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  And the recounting, yeah.

• 1:03:15Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:03:16Speaker 03

  It was fantastic.

• 1:03:17Speaker 00

  Man.

• 1:03:17Speaker 03

  But we didn't have a chance to, you know, throw some money down.

• 1:03:20Speaker 00

  But now...

• 1:03:21Speaker 03

  It's a different time.

• 1:03:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, just get a, just get a quick bag ski.

• 1:03:26Speaker 00

  It's just about a little quick bag ski.

• 1:03:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:29Speaker 00

  You know, set up a college fund.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 1:03:32Speaker 00

  Your kids ain't going to college, man. There's gonna be no such thing.

• 1:03:34Speaker 03

  Can you do homeschool college?

• 1:03:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can.

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  That's what I'm doing with my kids. They're homeschool all the way through.

• 1:03:40Speaker 00

  We know it.

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  And employment, do homeschooling employment.

• 1:03:42Speaker 00

  Mark's birth in Reddit mods.

• 1:03:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's get back to the show, man.

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• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  Vic's an asshole. Vic put the, Vic just lit the world on fire, came to New York.

• 1:04:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. You did light the world on fire, Vic.

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  I did, I did.

• 1:04:27Speaker 00

  Why'd you do that?

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  I think, I think, I think you're like Karen Bass. Oh, your city burning down, you're like, I'ma leave.

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  Let me see what Jamaica's talking about right now.

• 1:04:39Speaker 01

  Vic, AKA Karen Bass. I'll take one more with you.

• 1:04:43Speaker 03

  Do you feel uninformed about Vic?

• 1:04:45Speaker 00

  Solange.

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, Solange.

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  Solange Novels.

• 1:04:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, Solange.

• 1:04:48Speaker 00

  Solange Novels, exactly. I'll sip on it with you. We got some ice in this bitch.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  Damn bitch, we got shit to do here. Split this.

• 1:04:55Speaker 00

  What do you mean you got shit to do?

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  Freaking Muslim. Actually, you're right.

• 1:04:58Speaker 00

  We just... This is what you're doing.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  What is the dumbest thing you spend your money on?

• 1:05:02Speaker 02

  Prostitutes. Prostitutes and like drugs.

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  Or like, um, yeah, prostitutes and drugs.

• 1:05:11Speaker 01

  Prostitutes, drugs, and a lot of tofu.

• 1:05:12Speaker 02

  Lot of, like, when I, when I just started getting money, because I just started getting money, like, uh, like, this fool had me quit my job in March.

• 1:05:18Speaker 00

  What were you doing?

• 1:05:19Speaker 02

  I was working at a hotel with my father. I was doing front desk.

• 1:05:22Speaker 00

  Your dad owns a hotel?

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  No, my dad, my dad's one of the managers at the hotel.

• 1:05:25Speaker 01

  He's not Indian.

• 1:05:27Speaker 00

  Is that your beef with Indians because of the hotel shit?

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  No, my beef with Indians is because, um, I just don't know how to act around women.

• 1:05:34Speaker 03

  Unlike you.

• 1:05:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, unlike you.

• 1:05:35Speaker 02

  I'm like, I mean, you know, I'm a real player. Bitch, I told you not to talk. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:05:40Speaker 01

  Why'd you turn black?

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  I did that for bro. You're like the only...

• 1:05:48Speaker 00

  He said what? He said gay?

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  Bitch, look at my nails.

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  Look at my nails. Look at my nails, bitch.

• 1:05:57Speaker 01

  He like that one. Only Jeffrey Dahmer liked it.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  Hey, I guarantee this fool's not about 50 feet within the elevator. There's no way.

• 1:06:07Speaker 00

  Miles is racist in his core, though. It's pure. He doesn't even know.

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  Miles?

• 1:06:11Speaker 00

  That's Miles.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  Get the fuck out.

• 1:06:12Speaker 00

  That's Miles.

• 1:06:13Speaker 01

  Did you guys change his name?

• 1:06:15Speaker 00

  No, but he does look like Jeff a little bit.

• 1:06:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, he does look like Jeff a little bit. No, no, no.

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  I like how you said Jeff like that was your homie.

• 1:06:22Speaker 00

  That's a homie, bro, yeah. He put it down. He put it down. You want to talk about eater.

• 1:06:28Speaker 01

  Fuck me, bro. You're like, your shit cooked, too.

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  You know, you know, you know how this fool died?

• 1:06:34Speaker 00

  How?

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  A, a, a black guy in prison. Shout out to bros.

• 1:06:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know?

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  A black guy in prison was like, he was like, God told me to fucking kill you. Killed this fool in the gym in the prison, I think.

• 1:06:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  With like weights.

• 1:06:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:06:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:44Speaker 00

  How do we feel about that? How do we feel about that?

• 1:06:46Speaker 02

  I fucking love that shit. Fuck Jeffrey Dahmer and all his homies.

• 1:06:48Speaker 00

  And all his homies, for real.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  Fuck, and fuck his mom, just cuz.

• 1:06:52Speaker 00

  Just cuz, right?

• 1:06:53Speaker 02

  This is probably not her fault, but fuck that bitch.

• 1:06:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, fuck that bitch, bro. I agree with you, man.

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  Kind of a hot take, but I like it.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  And fuck the police, homie. Defund the police.

• 1:06:59Speaker 00

  Also that. Hold on, now, hold on, now, hold on, now we need some...

• 1:07:03Speaker 02

  Defund the police in that time.

• 1:07:05Speaker 01

  Hold on, watch this, watch this, watch this. Jakarta, why do you say fuck whoever we don't like?

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  Who, Charlie Kirk?

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  Charlie Kirk, yeah.

• 1:07:10Speaker 02

  Fuck blood.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  What's he gonna do? Come back? Well, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

• 1:07:17Speaker 03

  If Erica Kirk's in a gag to it.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  Fuck that bitch too.

• 1:07:19Speaker 00

  You don't like Erica? You're not a fan of Erica?

• 1:07:21Speaker 01

  Whoa, we're not fat, but at WWE, they should hire that bitch. She came out.

• 1:07:27Speaker 01

  And she came on, and she came out like you did on your special on YouTube.

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  Charlie, no, we're dropping to something new with Nike next week.

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  Just want to let you guys know the Kirk Fives are coming out with Jordan. Please do them.

• 1:07:43Speaker 01

  Charlie!

• 1:07:46Speaker 00

  What's an Indonesian funeral like?

• 1:07:48Speaker 03

  Oh shit.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  Muslim funeral.

• 1:07:50Speaker 00

  And what does that mean?

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  So Muslim funerals, they do the prayer. You get wrapped in a white.

• 1:07:56Speaker 01

  Aren't they already wrapped in white?

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, because they wash the body first. Like, I used to work at a mosque, too.

• 1:08:01Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 1:08:02Speaker 01

  I mean, that's some shit. I used to pick him up at the mosque he worked at as an Indonesian Muslim. His dad, by the way, his dad is the leader of the Indonesian Muslim in Los Angeles.

• 1:08:11Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, so if you ever want to shoot a film there, just tap me over.

• 1:08:14Speaker 00

  That's it.

• 1:08:16Speaker 00

  I can't just make a call? Why can't I make a call?

• 1:08:18Speaker 02

  Brother, look at you. You make calls every day.

• 1:08:20Speaker 00

  No, but I want to call the Indonesian Muslim community, and I want to get locked in.

• 1:08:24Speaker 01

  What would you say?

• 1:08:25Speaker 00

  I'd be like, yo, uh...

• 1:08:27Speaker 02

  Hey, what up, my nigga?

• 1:08:30Speaker 01

  People listening, this is the only audio thing I said. By the way, there's no mustache. You gotta stop doing that. Is that habit?

• 1:08:36Speaker 00

  I know it's a habit, bro, yeah.

• 1:08:38Speaker 01

  Oh, I know.

• 1:08:39Speaker 00

  I just like the smell of things.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  For the damn, for the damn Habiki when you had the mustache, cracking, huh?

• 1:08:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 02

  By the way, you look swole as fuck in the movie.

• 1:08:45Speaker 01

  By the way, get off his dick, go ahead.

• 1:08:46Speaker 00

  No, no, but get on it, get on it, get on it more, get on it more.

• 1:08:51Speaker 01

  Damn, that shit dry. That shit dry.

• 1:08:54Speaker 02

  My fault, my fault. Don't be riding dick, you fat bitch. Why don't you do it? Why don't you do it? Go ahead.

• 1:09:04Speaker 01

  Bounce walls, bounce the dick, it's all good. Go ahead, continue with your...

• 1:09:10Speaker 01

  Don't worry about what I said. Everybody on audio, fuck you. If you want to watch that ass bounce, go to YouTube.

• 1:09:16Speaker 02

  Do you guys drop it on audio only as well?

• 1:09:18Speaker 00

  No, we do both.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  I'm a huge fan, but I'm a fan on YouTube. I'm subscribing and everything.

• 1:09:23Speaker 01

  Bitch, we do both too.

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  Respect. Fuck you, dude.

• 1:09:29Speaker 00

  I'm trying to get that to the rail, bro.

• 1:09:32Speaker 01

  Is it racism white people do this?

• 1:09:33Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  Depends on how you put it.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  And by the way, when the Black Lives Matter thing happened, I did post the black screen on my Instagram.

• 1:09:38Speaker 00

  Respect.

• 1:09:39Speaker 02

  Got you, brother.

• 1:09:40Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 1:09:40Speaker 01

  Prove that.

• 1:09:41Speaker 02

  I can't.

• 1:09:42Speaker 00

  You deleted it?

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  I deleted it right after.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  How long you kept it up?

• 1:09:46Speaker 00

  Yo, why don't the Mexicans get a square, man? We need to put more respect.

• 1:09:50Speaker 02

  Brown squares are everywhere.

• 1:09:52Speaker 00

  You know?

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, fool.

• 1:09:53Speaker 01

  A square for what? Over the ice you're going on?

• 1:09:54Speaker 00

  Nigga, they walking around.

• 1:09:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, we walking...

• 1:09:56Speaker 00

  What the fuck?

• 1:09:59Speaker 01

  We riding, motherfucker.

• 1:10:01Speaker 00

  Why you guys left that leg, bro?

• 1:10:03Speaker 01

  It's bad out there, bro.

• 1:10:04Speaker 00

  Would you throw him under the buses?

• 1:10:06Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:10:07Speaker 00

  Nah, like, if, if, you know, people were trying to snatch you up, would you be like, yeah, but he's...

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  Andrew, I'm fucking born here, you fuck?

• 1:10:12Speaker 00

  Nah, but you don't gotta lie.

• 1:10:19Speaker 00

  Why you putting that up?

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  There's a Mexican square.

• 1:10:21Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  I think that's a gang.

• 1:10:23Speaker 00

  That's a gang, Mark.

• 1:10:24Speaker 03

  It is?

• 1:10:24Speaker 00

  I think that's a gang, dude.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  No, it's not.

• 1:10:26Speaker 01

  Mark, in Florida, they also have Blas, don't act brand new, Mark.

• 1:10:28Speaker 00

  What do you mean?

• 1:10:29Speaker 01

  Mark, you used to claim that shit as a kid.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  Weren't you part of Starboy Blood?

• 1:10:36Speaker 01

  No, okay, crazy story. Where I'm on tour, right, for comedy, right? My brother-in-law, he drives for me. He's an immigrant. My brother-in-law, sometimes he drives for us. When we got, like, extra shit to do, I'm like, look... Because our cameraman also be driving, like, I'm like, if y'all not a driver, I'll pay y'all extra. Like, fuck it. So we in the Sprinter, right? We go to Yuma, Arizona, by the border. We go to Yuma like nothing. It's cool. We chilling. We did the show. Great show. Me and Jakarta kill. Jakarta's been hosting lately.

• 1:11:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  So it's kidding, and we do amazing show. We're leaving. Because, you know, Yuma's only like four hours. We've done the long hour ride, where it's like from Salt Lake City back to LA.

• 1:11:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  So I'm like, fuck it, let's just drive back.

• 1:11:12Speaker 02

  I don't think we're thinking anything of it. We're just like...

• 1:11:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're not thinking nothing of it. Like, let's just go back home. We're driving, but when you go back from Yuma, Arizona to Cali, it makes you go through the back, so you kind of have to hit, like, the borders. So like, like, kind of like, what are they called?

• 1:11:26Speaker 02

  Borders. Oh, tolls and shit.

• 1:11:28Speaker 01

  The tolls.

• 1:11:29Speaker 02

  Oh, checkpoint, checkpoint.

• 1:11:31Speaker 01

  So we're driving.

• 1:11:32Speaker 02

  There's an ice checkpoint.

• 1:11:33Speaker 01

  And it's always another cocksucker Mexican that thinks he's better than us, that works for us, always do.

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. So, so, so we're going through the thing.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  The white dude is there, he's talking to us.

• 1:11:42Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 1:11:43Speaker 02

  He's like, hey, man, where y'all coming? Y'all good, y'all good? Like, where do you guys coming from? This who goes up, he's all, man, I just had a comedy show, yada, yada, yada.

• 1:11:48Speaker 01

  He's like, where at? I'm like, Yuma. He's like, there's a comedy club in Yuma. And I'm like, no, the Yuma State Theater. We just did the State Theater. And he's like, alright, man. The Mexican dude.

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  In the back, he goes, nah, nah, have him pull over to the side.

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Piece of shit.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  The brown fuck, bro.

• 1:12:00Speaker 00

  Why do you think? Why do you think?

• 1:12:02Speaker 01

  Because he's a bitch. He's a punk bitch.

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  You could tell, you could tell. He was, he was the one in high school getting bullied. Everyone was fucking on his bitch.

• 1:12:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's a punk bitch who's asking for hugs and shit.

• 1:12:13Speaker 02

  Hey, where my hug at, girl?

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, he's that type of fool.

• 1:12:16Speaker 02

  He still visits his high school. I remember the days I used to play here. You know what I'm saying? Like...

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  So we pull over, right? And the white dude again. The white dude's like, hey, man, where y'all coming from?

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  By the way, the chilliest dude in the world.

• 1:12:26Speaker 00

  White boy, boy.

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  White people are sick, right?

• 1:12:27Speaker 01

  Well, well.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  Look at Jeffrey Dahmer, right? Another L for you guys, by the way.

• 1:12:37Speaker 02

  You take that one?

• 1:12:37Speaker 00

  We take it, bro. Sometimes you gotta take it.

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. And then, and then the white dude is like, man, how y'all doing, man? Hey, man, can y'all open up? The Mexican dude is trying to look over, but as we're driving to the second point, I'm like, hey, Jakarta, wake the fuck up. Because Jakarta's fat as shit and obese and doesn't go cane.

• 1:12:51Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  So he's just asleep, right? I'm like, Jakarta, wake up. We're going to have to play stupid right now. And my brother-in-law's scared. And I feel, you know, this is my brother-in-law. He's my older sister.

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  We wrapped this fool in a blanket?

• 1:13:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, no, no. No, no. So we have the merch. So we have the merch, and I was like, and I was like, hey, man, just put the box over. And the, and the white dude is like, hey, man, y'all good? I'm like, yeah, like, that's Andrea. I'm like, this is my whole team. We just came back. And he's like, oh, what do y'all do again? I'm like, oh, I'm a comedian. He's my host. There's another comedian, the homie Angel, son of the homie Angel Hernandez.

• 1:13:17Speaker 02

  Hernandez, Roman.

• 1:13:18Speaker 01

  Um, and, and then the Mexican dude is in the back of the white dude. But the white dude is like higher than him. And he's like trying to look in, and he's like, alright, man, y'all have a good day. The Mexican fool was hot. He didn't tell us to deny.

• 1:13:30Speaker 02

  He wanted, he wanted, he wanted us to get off the car.

• 1:13:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, also we're shit.

• 1:13:34Speaker 00

  But he was right.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, he was.

• 1:13:38Speaker 02

  One thousand percent.

• 1:13:39Speaker 00

  He was right. You were smuggling illegals across the border.

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  He's one of God's children.

• 1:13:46Speaker 00

  He's one of God's children. He is, he is. Wait a minute, but hold on, hold on. So, so you put him under, like, the...

• 1:13:51Speaker 02

  No, no, no, we put him in between the seats.

• 1:13:53Speaker 01

  So I'm like a Sprinter van.

• 1:13:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:55Speaker 01

  And then he was already just taking a nap, because he, it was, him and my, um, cameraman had switched off. And he's like, hey, fool, you just drive like an hour. I got it right now. Because he just, I drove all day.

• 1:14:03Speaker 00

  Thank God, he was...

• 1:14:05Speaker 01

  Fuck.

• 1:14:05Speaker 02

  They got him asleep, right?

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  Thank God, fool.

• 1:14:08Speaker 00

  So you put, so did you put anything on him so they couldn't see him?

• 1:14:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, he had a blanket on him. He had a blanket on.

• 1:14:13Speaker 01

  No, he had the...

• 1:14:14Speaker 02

  He was pretending to sleep. He had a blanket on.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  The merch, the merch shit too, though.

• 1:14:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:17Speaker 01

  Because the merch was kind of like sticking out.

• 1:14:18Speaker 00

  Because if they got him right there, it's over, right?

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then, and then I would have to explain to my nephew that took his father.

• 1:14:24Speaker 00

  Oh, my God.

• 1:14:25Speaker 02

  Well, how would that conversation go? You know?

• 1:14:28Speaker 01

  You stupid bitch.

• 1:14:29Speaker 02

  He's on vacay. He'll be back soon.

• 1:14:30Speaker 01

  No, no, my nephew's not a fucking two, three year old, but it was crazy.

• 1:14:34Speaker 00

  No, but you say, like, listen, your dad is in Hong Kong, man.

• 1:14:38Speaker 01

  My nephew's gonna be like, somebody died in Japan with us.

• 1:14:42Speaker 01

  But, but, but, hey, but he thinks that's right. That's the problem. He thinks that's right.

• 1:14:46Speaker 02

  Where's Hong Kong?

• 1:14:47Speaker 01

  No, motherfucker.

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  Where's Hong Kong?

• 1:14:49Speaker 01

  Oh, where's Hong Kong at?

• 1:14:53Speaker 02

  Why is he Hong Kong? He's trying to get there independently.

• 1:14:54Speaker 01

  No, it's in China, not Thailand.

• 1:14:56Speaker 02

  Free Hong Kong.

• 1:14:56Speaker 03

  China, right?

• 1:14:57Speaker 00

  China, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:58Speaker 01

  Well, free Hong Kong.

• 1:14:58Speaker 00

  Free Hong Kong, though. Free Hong Kong.

• 1:14:59Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:15:00Speaker 00

  Because I'm just free shit. No, the Jews are taking him, man.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  Hey, this one's not them.

• 1:15:08Speaker 02

  Chinese people.

• 1:15:08Speaker 01

  The Chinese are taking China?

• 1:15:10Speaker 00

  They're like, I need that.

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  The Chinese are taking China.

• 1:15:13Speaker 01

  Hey, I ain't gonna lie, for Chinese people to be the smartest people in the world, they definitely don't know how to make the road time.

• 1:15:17Speaker 00

  What you mean?

• 1:15:18Speaker 01

  Because, like, the top of the road is the bottom of the road. Have you ever seen how China's built?

• 1:15:22Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:15:23Speaker 01

  It's like, the bottom of the road is really the top, and if you go up the elevator, you're really in the bottom, but you're really on the top.

• 1:15:28Speaker 02

  I wonder, I don't want, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  Look your shit up. China.

• 1:15:31Speaker 03

  He's talking about the city of Chongqing, I think.

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  Oh, why do you know that?

• 1:15:35Speaker 00

  Chongqing?

• 1:15:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, no.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  Oh, it's a specific city.

• 1:15:38Speaker 03

  It's a specific city.

• 1:15:39Speaker 01

  Oh, so it's just one city that's built like that?

• 1:15:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:42Speaker 01

  Okay, I see. Yeah, I like that.

• 1:15:44Speaker 00

  Have you guys been?

• 1:15:45Speaker 01

  Never been.

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  I would love to go. I would love to go to China.

• 1:15:47Speaker 00

  Why do you want to go to China so bad?

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  Chinese food is my favorite type of food.

• 1:15:50Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  Other than Korean food, yeah, bro. That salt and pepper shit, I'd die for it.

• 1:15:55Speaker 01

  Have you ever been to China?

• 1:15:56Speaker 00

  Is your girl Chinese?

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  Nah, she Mexican.

• 1:15:58Speaker 01

  Come on.

• 1:15:58Speaker 00

  How do you feel about that?

• 1:15:59Speaker 01

  Come on, welcome.

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  She Mexican, she Mexican, she from the same place that he's from.

• 1:16:05Speaker 01

  And, and...

• 1:16:07Speaker 00

  Echo Park?

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  No, no. Not shit.

• 1:16:08Speaker 01

  Echo Park?

• 1:16:10Speaker 00

  Echo Park are like...

• 1:16:13Speaker 01

  No, no, she actually probably more Mexican than me. She's from East LA.

• 1:16:16Speaker 00

  East LA?

• 1:16:17Speaker 01

  She's from the east.

• 1:16:18Speaker 00

  She's from the east?

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  East of Los Angeles.

• 1:16:20Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:16:22Speaker 02

  That's literally how Victor's dad talked.

• 1:16:26Speaker 02

  I remember one time I was just getting pizza in downtown. I'm walking, I see him in a lowrider. Could you not just drive him by?

• 1:16:30Speaker 00

  That's true, Vic?

• 1:16:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:32Speaker 00

  What's, what's the best Mexican neighborhood in LA?

• 1:16:35Speaker 02

  Best Mexican neighborhood?

• 1:16:36Speaker 00

  Best Mexican neighborhood.

• 1:16:37Speaker 02

  Okay, but he's biased.

• 1:16:38Speaker 00

  Okay, you're biased.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  But what's best culturally? Like, the most richest culture? What are you talking about?

• 1:16:44Speaker 00

  Not even, it doesn't have to be that. Like, it could be, uh, it could be a cornucopia, a little bit of everything, but it is for...

• 1:16:50Speaker 01

  I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you two spaces where you feel at home in Los Angeles that feels like Mexico.

• 1:16:54Speaker 00

  No, no, it doesn't necessarily mean it feels like Mexico. It could be like Mexican-American influence. It could be the food.

• 1:16:59Speaker 01

  Oh, he said, he said like, definitely. East LA, Echo Park, Country Park.

• 1:17:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, it's, it's East LA area.

• 1:17:07Speaker 02

  It's like bordering with them.

• 1:17:08Speaker 01

  Come on.

• 1:17:09Speaker 00

  Bro, that's where you grew up. Come on.

• 1:17:11Speaker 03

  That's a nice area.

• 1:17:12Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:17:12Speaker 02

  Hey, Russia's sweet as fuck.

• 1:17:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's nice.

• 1:17:16Speaker 03

  This looks like where I grew up.

• 1:17:19Speaker 00

  That's beautiful.

• 1:17:21Speaker 02

  He was crazy. First of all, but first of all, I never said sweet to you, yeah.

• 1:17:24Speaker 01

  What the fuck you want to say?

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  It was a dump.

• 1:17:27Speaker 00

  Ain't mad surprised if the shit look that.

• 1:17:29Speaker 02

  What the fuck you want it to look like?

• 1:17:31Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  Tijuana?

• 1:17:32Speaker 00

  I thought that you had a rough, bro. You got a fountain.

• 1:17:36Speaker 06

  It's a lake.

• 1:17:37Speaker 00

  It's a lake.

• 1:17:38Speaker 02

  Sorry, sorry.

• 1:17:39Speaker 00

  It has swans and everything.

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  Nah. I say you sweet, boy.

• 1:17:43Speaker 00

  What, um?

• 1:17:44Speaker 06

  Jakarta, where'd you grow up?

• 1:17:46Speaker 00

  What, what city were you in?

• 1:17:47Speaker 02

  I grew up in K-Town, Koreatown. Oh my god, you're such a punk, man. I'm borderline with Koreatown and a place called Mid City.

• 1:17:53Speaker 00

  That's where you grew up, bro?

• 1:17:54Speaker 06

  Is it this?

• 1:17:55Speaker 00

  Damn, bro.

• 1:17:56Speaker 02

  That's Jakarta. I'm not from there.

• 1:17:57Speaker 00

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:17:58Speaker 02

  My parents are from there.

• 1:17:59Speaker 06

  There we go.

• 1:18:00Speaker 00

  That's.

• 1:18:00Speaker 02

  Oh, well, I only say that, well, over here, when they ask me where I'm from, I say Indonesian. When I'm over there, I say American. You can't be saying Indonesian from over there, you know? They be tripping.

• 1:18:08Speaker 00

  Why they get upset?

• 1:18:08Speaker 02

  No, because they hear how I talk. They're like, bitch, shut the fuck up.

• 1:18:11Speaker 00

  But do you speak, uh?

• 1:18:12Speaker 02

  Not as well as they do, of course, but like, I'm like an Osavo.

• 1:18:15Speaker 00

  But like, can you understand?

• 1:18:17Speaker 02

  For sure. Well, yeah, not when people speak like super proper Indonesian, that's when I like lose it.

• 1:18:22Speaker 00

  Why, why, why?

• 1:18:22Speaker 02

  Because it's just big ass fucking words.

• 1:18:24Speaker 06

  Can you spit a little Indonesian for us?

• 1:18:26Speaker 02

  Um, eat a dick.

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  That's a little, put some English in there for you, man.

• 1:18:33Speaker 00

  Take that, white man. Take that, white man.

• 1:18:35Speaker 02

  I feel like I understood that. Hey, she's some Indonesian for me, little boy.

• 1:18:41Speaker 00

  That's for me, guys.

• 1:18:43Speaker 02

  I've got a flashback to that white people demand.

• 1:18:46Speaker 00

  Sounds delicious.

• 1:18:48Speaker 02

  I'm like the duck that took a.

• 1:18:49Speaker 01

  Have you ever been to Echo Park?

• 1:18:51Speaker 00

  I don't think so.

• 1:18:52Speaker 02

  Echo Park is beautiful.

• 1:18:52Speaker 01

  Have you been to a Dodger game?

• 1:18:53Speaker 00

  What else is there? Nah, I've never been to that.

• 1:18:55Speaker 01

  You've never been to a fucking Dodger game?

• 1:18:56Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 1:18:56Speaker 02

  You should go there with the Yankee jersey, bro.

• 1:18:58Speaker 00

  Why? They love that, right?

• 1:18:59Speaker 02

  They would jump the fuck out.

• 1:19:00Speaker 00

  But they know who daddy is. They know who daddy is, right? Just count the rings, though. Count the rings.

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  Oh, count the rings. Why'd you hear me? Touch Andrew Schulz, motherfucker?

• 1:19:14Speaker 02

  Show me your tattoo, show me your tattoo.

• 1:19:15Speaker 00

  Be careful, be careful. What you got?

• 1:19:16Speaker 02

  The Dodger Stadium, honey? Show, show me a tattoo right here.

• 1:19:19Speaker 01

  The other one right here?

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  You know what it says right here? I swear to god, it says, I love BBW.

• 1:19:23Speaker 01

  I laughed the bad when I was younger. Dodger Stadium, baby.

• 1:19:27Speaker 00

  Bro, why do you think, why do you think the Mexicans love the Dodgers?

• 1:19:30Speaker 02

  I can tell you right now.

• 1:19:31Speaker 00

  Please tell me.

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  I can tell you right now.

• 1:19:32Speaker 01

  It's not the Dodgers, it's the Dodgers.

• 1:19:36Speaker 02

  I think they got, why do you guys, like, actually, you tell me.

• 1:19:42Speaker 06

  It's Fernando Valenzuela.

• 1:19:43Speaker 01

  Fernando Valenzuela.

• 1:19:44Speaker 00

  Oh, there was a pitcher, right?

• 1:19:45Speaker 06

  Fernando Mania?

• 1:19:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:48Speaker 00

  That's right. He came in, he was nasty.

• 1:19:51Speaker 06

  He was the best pitcher in the league. He was lights out. They won a World Series. And then after that, everybody was started going to the games. It was like, it just, it just took off.

• 1:19:58Speaker 00

  Mexicans are the best, bro.

• 1:20:00Speaker 01

  Bro, and by the way, and by the way, yeah, that, that guy right there, he just recently passed, right, Vic?

• 1:20:04Speaker 06

  He, uh, two years ago.

• 1:20:05Speaker 02

  They have a, they have a mural of this fool, big as shit, on the building.

• 1:20:08Speaker 01

  By the heights.

• 1:20:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:20:09Speaker 01

  Right out of, what is it, the 101, goes into a fight?

• 1:20:11Speaker 06

  To the five.

• 1:20:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:12Speaker 06

  And they built the stadium in like a Mexican neighborhood, though.

• 1:20:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, well.

• 1:20:15Speaker 06

  We tried to forget that part. We tried to forget that part.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  They annexed the fuck out of that, bro.

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  They did eminent domain and they just pushed.

• 1:20:24Speaker 02

  All of them out. It was, what was it called?

• 1:20:26Speaker 06

  Uh, it was Chavez Ravine.

• 1:20:28Speaker 01

  Chavez Ravine.

• 1:20:28Speaker 02

  Chavez Ravine. No, no, no Chavez has lived there in that Ravine area.

• 1:20:33Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  No fire, no fire. I think I'm doing really good on, on flagrant.

• 1:20:38Speaker 06

  Let me do the gun again.

• 1:20:40Speaker 01

  Ooh, little ass.

• 1:20:42Speaker 02

  I actually shot a gun.

• 1:20:44Speaker 01

  Hey, bro, you're so fat, it hit your thigh.

• 1:20:50Speaker 01

  He got stuck, he couldn't put it in the holster.

• 1:20:52Speaker 02

  It's a big ass gun. I actually shot a gun not too long ago, July 4th, I think last year.

• 1:20:57Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  Scared the shit out of me.

• 1:20:58Speaker 00

  Where?

• 1:20:59Speaker 02

  Uh, just in the, like, where the homies be at.

• 1:21:02Speaker 01

  What, where you snitching on me?

• 1:21:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I am snitching. Actually, I am snitching.

• 1:21:06Speaker 00

  So now you got your prints on a potentially not street legal weapon.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  Type shit, type shit.

• 1:21:11Speaker 00

  Type shit.

• 1:21:11Speaker 02

  It's been a long time, though. I don't think I'm gonna get caught.

• 1:21:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:21:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. And, and like, bro, I'm not a criminal. I just hang out with them. Like, bro, I'm not a criminal, bro.

• 1:21:17Speaker 00

  You're not a criminal at all?

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  Fucking no. Like, the most, the most I've done is like.

• 1:21:20Speaker 01

  Buy drugs illegally in the middle of the night?

• 1:21:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's different. But that's my personal shit. Like, that's personal business. People shouldn't be tripping on that.

• 1:21:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's not.

• 1:21:27Speaker 02

  I'm not hurting nobody. I've hurt myself. Eat a dick, you know?

• 1:21:29Speaker 00

  It's kind of like, they're the criminals.

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:31Speaker 00

  The guy selling it. Yeah, that's, I can't buy it without you being a criminal.

• 1:21:35Speaker 02

  Or prostitution is a big thing that I'm, I'm part of as well.

• 1:21:37Speaker 00

  Which is kind of legal.

• 1:21:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:39Speaker 01

  Well, it depends. Have you ever been to a happy ending?

• 1:21:42Speaker 00

  Not happy.

• 1:21:43Speaker 01

  He's so gay.

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  Bro, I'm, I'm starting to lose faith in you, Andrew.

• 1:21:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:21:46Speaker 01

  I used to look up to you.

• 1:21:49Speaker 02

  You used to be my hero, man.

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  If you ever started comedy, now I'm just like, fuck.

• 1:21:53Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, man. I gotta, I gotta fuck more prostitutes.

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 1:21:58Speaker 01

  Just get handy, fool.

• 1:21:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was wondering that, like.

• 1:22:01Speaker 02

  You want me to tell you how it works?

• 1:22:02Speaker 00

  Well, you tell me. Why would you, if you're gonna go to a prostitute, why have them jerk you off?

• 1:22:06Speaker 02

  No, that's not a prostitute. This is a professional massage.

• 1:22:08Speaker 00

  Like a masseuse. If you're gonna go to a masseuse, why not just get the.

• 1:22:11Speaker 02

  I'll tell you right now, I've been jerking off my whole life. Once that bitch jerked my dick off, I knew I was doing it wrong.

• 1:22:15Speaker 00

  Yep. Really?

• 1:22:16Speaker 02

  I was like, I was like, oh my god, am I doing it? Like, I.

• 1:22:19Speaker 00

  What are they doing differently?

• 1:22:21Speaker 02

  Oh, bro, I can't even, it's just a bunch of.

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  And it can't be, and it can't be an Asian from the States. It can't be like a Korean American.

• 1:22:27Speaker 00

  You look like Ethan Klein there for a second.

• 1:22:30Speaker 02

  Oh, Ethan Klein. Ethan Klein is the one that just cheated on his wife, right? That was Ethan Klein on that. Wasn't uglier, bitch? Oh my goodness. This, this one just goes, let me get a buggy, bitch. Oh, uglier, bitch. Come on, bitch. Like, this was a dumb fucking fat bitch, bro. Ethan Klein, eat a dick, bro. You bitch, bro.

• 1:22:49Speaker 01

  You don't even know how to cheat.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  That stupid ass bitch.

• 1:22:51Speaker 01

  Who's that, who's that?

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  There's a million girls in the world. Let me see what my co-host, bitch, are you dumb?

• 1:22:56Speaker 01

  Oh, the fool from Main Street.

• 1:22:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:58Speaker 01

  That fool's a little weird.

• 1:22:59Speaker 02

  He's a little weird, bitch. Tell, tell him, tell him he's a weird bitch.

• 1:23:01Speaker 01

  Stupid bitch.

• 1:23:02Speaker 02

  Uh, flagrant and cheesy with doing what Jakarta say, you're a weird bitch. I had to say that real quick for you guys.

• 1:23:07Speaker 00

  Yo, appreciate it, but.

• 1:23:08Speaker 01

  Wait, who's that? That's his bitch?

• 1:23:09Speaker 00

  There's kids involved, man.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  Oh, no way.

• 1:23:14Speaker 06

  Not like that.

• 1:23:20Speaker 06

  He doesn't know how to talk to you guys. They have children.

• 1:23:24Speaker 00

  Say that.

• 1:23:26Speaker 01

  When they have children.

• 1:23:26Speaker 00

  I should've said that. Listen, I don't know the past, man. I know the past.

• 1:23:32Speaker 01

  But she was, she was.

• 1:23:32Speaker 02

  Isn't that what happened to the old you?

• 1:23:34Speaker 00

  Say, she was in the star boy.

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  Why, why the guy code you, bro?

• 1:23:39Speaker 02

  Well, you know, I used to watch Guy Code, and back in the day when I was a kid, I had no idea.

• 1:23:42Speaker 01

  God, the dick sucking is crazy, man.

• 1:23:45Speaker 06

  Do the wrist on, do the wrist.

• 1:23:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, I need a wrist. I need a wrist.

• 1:23:48Speaker 01

  Come on, sucking it started from Jack.

• 1:23:49Speaker 02

  Nah, I used to watch Guy Code. I had no idea what the fuck you guys were saying, but I was like, this is cool as fuck.

• 1:23:53Speaker 00

  See? See? And now look at him. He got a girl.

• 1:23:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:57Speaker 00

  He cheats.

• 1:23:57Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:23:59Speaker 00

  Nah, he can have four.

• 1:24:00Speaker 01

  He ended up off of Guy Code, from the man himself.

• 1:24:02Speaker 00

  That's right. We never got to you, to you settling down.

• 1:24:08Speaker 01

  See, Andrew, sometimes you act stupid shit and you gotta suck.

• 1:24:10Speaker 00

  I'm just saying, I want to see you start a family, you down and waiting.

• 1:24:13Speaker 01

  I'm 26, at 26, were you starting a family?

• 1:24:15Speaker 00

  You 26?

• 1:24:16Speaker 01

  I'm 26. What the fuck? Football, 26?

• 1:24:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:18Speaker 00

  You're 26, too?

• 1:24:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:21Speaker 06

  Why you driving down, man?

• 1:24:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, what'd you, what'd you do that for?

• 1:24:23Speaker 02

  You talked to an alpha male, you have to try to.

• 1:24:24Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:27Speaker 02

  I'm just trying to be on the same level, brother. But yeah, nah, I'm 26.

• 1:24:30Speaker 00

  Cheers.

• 1:24:30Speaker 02

  How, how old are you? 45 or some shit?

• 1:24:33Speaker 00

  42, man.

• 1:24:34Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 1:24:35Speaker 00

  I'll be 43 this Friday.

• 1:24:37Speaker 02

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:24:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:24:38Speaker 02

  That's so crazy. You invited us already, you said.

• 1:24:41Speaker 00

  Are you guys in town?

• 1:24:42Speaker 02

  We are.

• 1:24:42Speaker 00

  Come, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:44Speaker 02

  Were you doing something?

• 1:24:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:24:45Speaker 02

  I don't want to invite myself. That's weird.

• 1:24:46Speaker 00

  No, I just invited you.

• 1:24:47Speaker 01

  What you mean?

• 1:24:49Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck yeah, I'm down.

• 1:24:49Speaker 00

  Yeah. But only Vic comes to. Vic gotta come.

• 1:24:52Speaker 02

  Fuck it up.

• 1:24:52Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:24:54Speaker 00

  Vic can work on Friday?

• 1:24:55Speaker 01

  No, forget it.

• 1:24:55Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:24:56Speaker 02

  I'm working Friday.

• 1:25:02Speaker 06

  No gas in, no gas in. He gas in, bro. No gas in. He got a job three months ago.

• 1:25:07Speaker 00

  I love this shit. He just loves this shit.

• 1:25:09Speaker 06

  He got a job three months ago. How is that the hardest you've laughed the whole time?

• 1:25:15Speaker 02

  Sorry, bro. Look, I fucking hate you a little bit. I don't hate you more than other people, though. That's a fact.

• 1:25:20Speaker 06

  We need Andreas, too. He's gotta come.

• 1:25:22Speaker 01

  Andreas, our camera man? Fuck that fool.

• 1:25:24Speaker 02

  Damn, that's so crazy. You said his name? That fool's like, what the fuck?

• 1:25:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, but he's a.

• 1:25:27Speaker 00

  Where's Andres?

• 1:25:28Speaker 06

  Andres kind of carries the show, looks.

• 1:25:30Speaker 00

  Andres.

• 1:25:30Speaker 06

  He does, huh?

• 1:25:31Speaker 02

  Oh, he doesn't carry the fucking show. I saw some cheese with doing what Jakarta, not cheese with Jakarta on trash.

• 1:25:36Speaker 06

  I just feel like a lot of people tune in to watch, like, him and hear his takes.

• 1:25:38Speaker 01

  Well, I know you're lying.

• 1:25:39Speaker 02

  I'm not really fucking with this a lot.

• 1:25:43Speaker 02

  I told you I watch Cam. He didn't say shit about that shit. He didn't say a word about that shit.

• 1:25:49Speaker 02

  Why don't you go make an Andres video, huh?

• 1:25:52Speaker 01

  Salute to Cam.

• 1:25:55Speaker 02

  By the way, by the way, you know what, guys?

• 1:25:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  Solange.

• 1:25:57Speaker 00

  Solange, hell yeah.

• 1:25:59Speaker 02

  It's just me.

• 1:25:59Speaker 00

  That's good.

• 1:26:00Speaker 02

  Me, my friends, a bunch of wise guys over here, let's say, let's enjoy it.

• 1:26:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:26:05Speaker 02

  Solange.

• 1:26:06Speaker 00

  So, so, so, take, let's take a sip, let's take a sip. And then, have you ever brought him to, or do you ever even go to the?

• 1:26:14Speaker 00

  To like mariachi or anything like that?

• 1:26:16Speaker 01

  Mariachi, what, like parties?

• 1:26:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, like you go to the restaurant where the band comes in.

• 1:26:21Speaker 01

  Oh, no, we do that at the homegirl's backyard.

• 1:26:22Speaker 02

  We do it at the homegirl's backyard.

• 1:26:23Speaker 01

  Sound the homegirl Ruby, we be throwing parties in, in South Central.

• 1:26:26Speaker 02

  So we get grupos.

• 1:26:27Speaker 00

  We get grupos. Alright, so you get the grupos?

• 1:26:28Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:26:29Speaker 00

  And then will you, will you ever sing?

• 1:26:32Speaker 01

  Yes. So Jakarta, so, so the way me and Jakarta met was through, um, a mutual friend.

• 1:26:39Speaker 00

  You took two deep breaths, bro. You okay?

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  That's health.

• 1:26:45Speaker 00

  So you have the party at the homegirl's house, the mariachi comes.

• 1:26:48Speaker 01

  But then, but then, uh, what's it called? But then, not a mariachi, it's because it's an erbo. It's a grupo, two different things. Mariachi more like Vicente Fernandez.

• 1:26:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:26:56Speaker 01

  No, no, we get a grupo, which is more like.

• 1:26:57Speaker 02

  They're singing corigos.

• 1:26:58Speaker 01

  Corigos tumbados, which is more like the shit about like, the street shit, the fly shit.

• 1:27:03Speaker 00

  Oh, but they're not singing the, they're not singing the old shit.

• 1:27:06Speaker 01

  So you know how you guys have like Jay-Z hip hop, boom bap? And then it's all the other.

• 1:27:10Speaker 00

  You saw that? Did you see that?

• 1:27:12Speaker 01

  Is he not boom bap?

• 1:27:13Speaker 02

  What did you say, like an African?

• 1:27:15Speaker 01

  Boom bap? Is he not boom bap?

• 1:27:17Speaker 00

  No. You're gonna make us really defend Jay right now.

• 1:27:20Speaker 01

  No, no, put, um, put like, put Junior Ate.

• 1:27:24Speaker 00

  Junior?

• 1:27:24Speaker 02

  Junior H.

• 1:27:25Speaker 00

  So wait a minute, the, the youth is not fuck with Vicente anymore?

• 1:27:27Speaker 01

  No, we are, we are. He's a legend, but we're listening to nowadays.

• 1:27:30Speaker 06

  What about Cartel de Santa?

• 1:27:32Speaker 01

  Oh, no, that's more like, that's more like, um, uh, Mexican rap.

• 1:27:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:27:36Speaker 01

  Different vibes, which I'm not like, I shout out like Santa Fe, Torneos, that's kind of the most I know. But we like the Corigos Tumbados is what it's called.

• 1:27:43Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:27:44Speaker 01

  Corigos Tumbados, they're that kid from our generation. Most of them are Mexican-American, and they talk about like, bitches, fly shit, weed.

• 1:27:51Speaker 00

  But is it the same, like, type of music in this?

• 1:27:54Speaker 01

  It's still Mexican regional music.

• 1:27:55Speaker 00

  Fire.

• 1:27:56Speaker 01

  But it's just more for our generation.

• 1:27:57Speaker 00

  But you relate to it more.

• 1:27:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, so like my, my grandfather were listening to like Los Trigés del Norte. Like, they do music videos like rappers.

• 1:28:04Speaker 00

  Oh, that's fire.

• 1:28:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's fly shit.

• 1:28:06Speaker 00

  What's this group?

• 1:28:07Speaker 01

  Junior Ate is one singer. He's one of the best ones out now.

• 1:28:12Speaker 01

  You know, how many bitches these guys fuck?

• 1:28:14Speaker 00

  Oh, crazy.

• 1:28:15Speaker 01

  So, so he just did, so he just did the stadium in Mexico, the big ass one, the 60.

• 1:28:19Speaker 00

  Estadio Azteca?

• 1:28:20Speaker 01

  No, no, he did the El Sócalo. I could be wrong.

• 1:28:23Speaker 06

  I think so, yeah.

• 1:28:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, and he, I think, what is that, like 60,000?

• 1:28:25Speaker 00

  In, in Monterrey or?

• 1:28:27Speaker 01

  No, no, for, for Mexico City.

• 1:28:28Speaker 00

  In Mexico City.

• 1:28:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, he know a lot about stadiums, bro.

• 1:28:31Speaker 01

  Well, he does.

• 1:28:31Speaker 02

  Shit's easy when he's on the mouth.

• 1:28:36Speaker 02

  Every five minutes we gotta suck this.

• 1:28:39Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:28:40Speaker 00

  Keep doing it, keep doing it.

• 1:28:41Speaker 01

  If you're listening, we support Andrew.

• 1:28:43Speaker 00

  Keep doing it.

• 1:28:45Speaker 03

  What about Peso Pluma?

• 1:28:47Speaker 01

  We fuck with Peso Pluma.

• 1:28:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, who follows him on Instagram?

• 1:28:49Speaker 01

  Follow Andrew. I don't know if he watches.

• 1:28:51Speaker 02

  That's as far as I got.

• 1:28:51Speaker 01

  He's like Andrew.

• 1:28:52Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 1:28:53Speaker 01

  He follows me, but I don't know.

• 1:28:54Speaker 02

  He won't take you back.

• 1:28:54Speaker 01

  He doesn't need a needle.

• 1:28:55Speaker 00

  I'm watching everything.

• 1:28:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. Andrew do be paying attention. Every 3 a.m. And I see Andrew likes him, so I'm like, this tweaker.

• 1:29:02Speaker 00

  So what happens when you got kids?

• 1:29:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. Can I ask you this? Who's your favorite comedian?

• 1:29:06Speaker 00

  Patrice O'Neal. It's the greatest comedian ever to do it.

• 1:29:08Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Okay, what I was gonna say is dumb as fuck. But I was gonna say the dude that was on The Office for the.

• 1:29:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was on Office.

• 1:29:14Speaker 01

  Oh, you do love that show?

• 1:29:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, I like sitcom. I'm a sitcom guy.

• 1:29:18Speaker 00

  Respect.

• 1:29:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:29:18Speaker 03

  Sitcoms are nice.

• 1:29:19Speaker 00

  But no, you gotta watch his stand-up. He's the best ever.

• 1:29:21Speaker 02

  He's, I've heard Corey Holcomb. You know who that is?

• 1:29:25Speaker 00

  Of course, Corey, yeah.

• 1:29:26Speaker 02

  He's fucking insane, but my favorite growing up was Russell Peters for sure.

• 1:29:28Speaker 00

  Oh, Russell was incredible. Russell, like, Russell might be the most important stand-up ever in terms of it becoming a global art form.

• 1:29:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz I heard he's the one that toured the most.

• 1:29:38Speaker 00

  Cuz he introduced half of the world to stand-up comedy. Like, he introduced, like, the country of India is, like, what, a third of the population?

• 1:29:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:48Speaker 00

  Also, all of the Middle East.

• 1:29:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:50Speaker 00

  Like, he made comedy an international art form.

• 1:29:53Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:29:53Speaker 00

  Before it was like America and like Britain.

• 1:29:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:58Speaker 00

  And then China even, like, he made it popular there, like, he.

• 1:30:01Speaker 02

  This one, he has a joke about deaf kids.

• 1:30:05Speaker 02

  It's insane, bro. It's insane, bro. Man, shout out to deaf people.

• 1:30:09Speaker 01

  Were you, were you watching comedy hella, though?

• 1:30:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, when I was a kid. Like, I was watching, like, early, I mean, speaking of the deaf, Deaf Comedy Jam was like the first thing. But this is our, this is our generation.

• 1:30:20Speaker 02

  Speaking of the deaf, Deaf Comedy Jam.

• 1:30:22Speaker 00

  That was the number one for me, and then there was a thing called the Kings of Comedy.

• 1:30:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, of course, Bernie Mac.

• 1:30:27Speaker 00

  Bernie, Cedric.

• 1:30:29Speaker 02

  What's it, D L Hughie?

• 1:30:30Speaker 00

  Steve Harley, D L Hughie, yeah, yeah, Steve Harvey.

• 1:30:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, that shit crazy when all that shit came out.

• 1:30:34Speaker 00

  We saw it in the movie theater.

• 1:30:35Speaker 02

  And then they had the Mexican Kings of Comedy.

• 1:30:37Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 1:30:38Speaker 02

  That was a thing, too. It was like George Lopez.

• 1:30:40Speaker 01

  No, Lopez.

• 1:30:41Speaker 02

  George Lopez. Hey, George Jorge, who the fuck cares?

• 1:30:46Speaker 00

  But George was,

• 1:30:47Speaker 02

  The blonde hundred.

• 1:30:48Speaker 00

  George was the fucking goat. That's another thing.

• 1:30:50Speaker 02

  George Lopez?

• 1:30:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, cuz it was like.

• 1:30:52Speaker 01

  But you know it's not okay to tell people not to put another Mexican if you the only one.

• 1:30:56Speaker 00

  Well, this is thing like.

• 1:30:56Speaker 01

  Nah, there's no thing to that, fool. That's wrong.

• 1:30:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, but you have to understand, like, we are only seeing the comedy.

• 1:31:01Speaker 01

  I'm not saying he's not funny, by the way.

• 1:31:03Speaker 00

  But one of the best, for sure. Here's the thing, he's talking specifically, you gotta realize how rare this is. This is back in the day, he's talking to a specific group of people.

• 1:31:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:31:14Speaker 00

  That probably had no representation on TV. Definitely none in comedy. And gets the HBO special, becomes one of the biggest comics on the fucking planet. This is not now where, like, Mexicans are like a dominant force in American culture. This is back in the day where people were like, what's the difference between Puerto Rican, Dominican, Mexican, like?

• 1:31:33Speaker 02

  Fox, Fox, yeah.

• 1:31:33Speaker 00

  You know what I mean? It wasn't.

• 1:31:34Speaker 02

  He kind of introduced it in a sense.

• 1:31:36Speaker 00

  Bro, and introduced in a way where white fucking, like, dads and moms were watching like, oh, my god, this guy's fucking hilarious.

• 1:31:42Speaker 02

  It's insane, it's insane. By the way, when he dropped his, I don't know if you guys used to watch this, but growing up for me, and I know for you too.

• 1:31:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:31:48Speaker 02

  No, the George Lopez show?

• 1:31:49Speaker 01

  I just wasn't, I.

• 1:31:50Speaker 00

  Oh, the George Lopez.

• 1:31:51Speaker 01

  No, no, I'm not saying he's not funny. I watched episodes, but I was just standing there waiting every day. You know what I was watching as a kid? Two and a Half Men.

• 1:31:56Speaker 02

  Oh, bro, I just started watching them.

• 1:31:58Speaker 01

  Two and a Half Men, Malcolm in the Middle, um, that was like.

• 1:32:01Speaker 00

  But you're young, bro, like.

• 1:32:02Speaker 01

  No, no, but we're the same age. I just, it just, but, but.

• 1:32:05Speaker 02

  I look forward to that one.

• 1:32:07Speaker 01

  So I used to think Two and a Half Men, Charlie Cheating Them was the most.

• 1:32:10Speaker 02

  But you were, you were understanding it when you were growing up watching it?

• 1:32:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, but because I also probably grew up a little faster than you.

• 1:32:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:16Speaker 01

  Does that make sense? Like, I was kinda like, I was Home Alone, like, did you feel me? Like, we were watching all that shit.

• 1:32:20Speaker 02

  When was the first time you jerked off, like, age-wise?

• 1:32:22Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 1:32:23Speaker 03

  Interesting question.

• 1:32:24Speaker 02

  Oh, that's kind of.

• 1:32:25Speaker 01

  Sixth grade, probably?

• 1:32:26Speaker 02

  Okay, it's the same, so.

• 1:32:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, six, seven grade. Started wanking it.

• 1:32:30Speaker 00

  Wanking it, yeah.

• 1:32:31Speaker 02

  When was the first time you jerked somebody else off?

• 1:32:35Speaker 02

  I just thought that would have.

• 1:32:36Speaker 01

  When you been killing, sometimes we bomb out here.

• 1:32:40Speaker 02

  Hey, especially out here.

• 1:32:43Speaker 00

  He's back, he's back, he's back.

• 1:32:45Speaker 01

  No, but yeah, I get it, though.

• 1:32:47Speaker 00

  It was just, again, like, you're 26, right? So like, by the time you're coming up, there's already all shows, it's popular, there's things you see. Before that, you're not seeing it at all.

• 1:32:58Speaker 03

  It was like 2001, I would say.

• 1:33:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, we were one.

• 1:33:00Speaker 03

  It was, yeah, I remember watching it as a kid.

• 1:33:02Speaker 01

  The biggest city in the world, George Lopez with Twin Towers.

• 1:33:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:05Speaker 01

  It was a shit.

• 1:33:07Speaker 03

  Big year.

• 1:33:07Speaker 00

  True, what a year.

• 1:33:08Speaker 01

  What a year, huh? The Mexican and the dude, we making our way up.

• 1:33:13Speaker 02

  Definitely up, definitely up, definitely up.

• 1:33:16Speaker 02

  So, so, so who is that? It's George Lopez, Chiefs, Marine. I'm just not.

• 1:33:20Speaker 01

  I know who's up at the end, I know.

• 1:33:22Speaker 00

  Paul Rodriguez.

• 1:33:22Speaker 02

  Paul Rodriguez.

• 1:33:23Speaker 01

  Paul Rodriguez.

• 1:33:23Speaker 00

  Piro.

• 1:33:24Speaker 02

  Piro's dad. Piro's father.

• 1:33:25Speaker 03

  How crazy is that?

• 1:33:26Speaker 02

  Dude, we know Piro.

• 1:33:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  That's actually kind of like my boy, kind of.

• 1:33:30Speaker 03

  No, that's your, that's your brother.

• 1:33:31Speaker 02

  Kind of, not really.

• 1:33:31Speaker 01

  That's our boy, Piro, man, yeah.

• 1:33:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, and his father is a fucking huge comedian. I think that's pretty crazy, bro.

• 1:33:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's tight, though.

• 1:33:38Speaker 02

  And for him to be like one of the best skaters, too, is fucking insane, bro. I think that whole family is just beginning.

• 1:33:42Speaker 01

  But were you watching this?

• 1:33:43Speaker 00

  But Patrice, no, I didn't see the Latin Kings of Comedy, bro.

• 1:33:45Speaker 01

  Ray says.

• 1:33:47Speaker 00

  But Patrice is the best. You gotta check out, for sure. You gotta watch. Elephant in the Room, watch Elephant in the Room.

• 1:33:52Speaker 01

  Oh, I've never seen that. What is that? Is it one of his?

• 1:33:54Speaker 02

  He doesn't, he doesn't really watch stand-up specials, honestly.

• 1:33:56Speaker 00

  Also, watch his HBO half. It's just, he's the best. It's like, and I've seen everybody, I've seen everybody in person, I've seen everybody's specials.

• 1:34:03Speaker 02

  Well, I think you're pretty good, too, man.

• 1:34:04Speaker 01

  Thank you, my boy. Thank you. By the way, I wanna let you know, I know we've been like talking shit, but I have you on my top five.

• 1:34:09Speaker 02

  Fox.

• 1:34:10Speaker 00

  You got good taste, bro.

• 1:34:11Speaker 01

  No, that's real shit, that's real shit, real shit.

• 1:34:12Speaker 00

  Who's your five? Who's your five?

• 1:34:13Speaker 02

  Go ahead, Papa.

• 1:34:14Speaker 01

  You?

• 1:34:14Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:34:16Speaker 01

  Um, you, Dave Chappelle.

• 1:34:17Speaker 00

  Dave?

• 1:34:19Speaker 01

  Uh, one of the first, well, I think, I, he, he does comedy, right? DC Young Fly?

• 1:34:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:34:25Speaker 01

  Really love DC Young Fly.

• 1:34:26Speaker 00

  DC, DC does stand-up.

• 1:34:27Speaker 01

  Wild and I, like, Wild and I made me fall in love with, like.

• 1:34:29Speaker 00

  He's so fucking talented, bro. He's hilarious.

• 1:34:32Speaker 01

  Fucking talented. So you, um, Dave Chappelle, DC Young Fly, who was that?

• 1:34:36Speaker 02

  Mojo.

• 1:34:37Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, but Mojo's newer. Mojo's newer. I'm talking about like when I first.

• 1:34:39Speaker 00

  Shout out Mojo.

• 1:34:40Speaker 01

  Oh, shout out Mojo, bro, he's amazing.

• 1:34:41Speaker 00

  He's killing it.

• 1:34:42Speaker 01

  Um, Fluffy, obviously.

• 1:34:44Speaker 00

  Oh, Fluffy.

• 1:34:44Speaker 01

  That, that, that I'm not fat on Fluffy. Oh, that shit was great. Fluffy's fifth one that we was talking about that shit. We just recently had a conversation about this. But I'll be honest, look, COVID, when you're, when you're clips, when you.

• 1:34:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:57Speaker 01

  When you're like a school shooter?

• 1:34:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:34:58Speaker 01

  With the haircut and the bands?

• 1:34:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:01Speaker 01

  I've never seen somebody do comedy that calm, cuz you used to sit down and do the crowd work shit.

• 1:35:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:06Speaker 01

  Okay, so I used to watch that, and I used to be like, like, cuz you know it's cost, like, obviously, like, but I remember you used to be like thinking like, why is he not saying he's too cool? And then I would see clips.

• 1:35:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:35:15Speaker 01

  Of you go crazy.

• 1:35:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:35:16Speaker 01

  And I was like, oh, this is tight. So a lot of my, this is gonna sound crazy, but a lot of my comedy.

• 1:35:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:35:22Speaker 01

  Like, a lot of the shit you do, I, when I fell in love, when I started doing stand-up, I was like, damn. So I was like, I was like, watch your shit.

• 1:35:28Speaker 00

  How long have you been doing it now?

• 1:35:29Speaker 02

  This is deep-throated in your dick, right?

• 1:35:31Speaker 00

  You're taking turns on it, isn't it?

• 1:35:37Speaker 00

  Take mine, take mine, take mine. Black man, black man.

• 1:35:39Speaker 02

  Take mine, take mine, take mine.

• 1:35:40Speaker 00

  Take mine.

• 1:35:41Speaker 01

  It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

• 1:35:42Speaker 00

  Wait, how long have you been doing it?

• 1:35:43Speaker 01

  Uh, for real, for real, like?

• 1:35:46Speaker 02

  Four years, no?

• 1:35:47Speaker 01

  No, no. Goddamn.

• 1:35:48Speaker 02

  I just wanna ask for you, I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:35:50Speaker 01

  Like, two years and I had.

• 1:35:52Speaker 00

  Cuz I feel like I saw you go up at like flappers. This is like.

• 1:35:55Speaker 01

  2024 was my first time I ever sold out something.

• 1:35:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:35:58Speaker 01

  And I wasn't ready, but they were just like.

• 1:35:59Speaker 00

  They want to see.

• 1:36:00Speaker 01

  Just do it.

• 1:36:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, you had.

• 1:36:01Speaker 01

  And then I, I did a whole hour. I probably had 20.

• 1:36:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:05Speaker 01

  And then, uh, 2024, I did like little shows. I did like Portland, Helium and all that.

• 1:36:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:36:09Speaker 01

  2025, I really learned. 2025, I went out tour with Jerry Garcia and Concrete.

• 1:36:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:36:15Speaker 01

  And then they taught me like the rules, like, I went over 12 minutes once.

• 1:36:20Speaker 00

  Can't do it.

• 1:36:20Speaker 01

  And, but I learned, fool, I learned. I fucking learned Punchline, Breezy, and Waiting for the Crowd. I learned, I learned like the, the more like.

• 1:36:27Speaker 02

  Oh, the wearing the shit.

• 1:36:28Speaker 01

  The, oh, yeah, man, I used to wear like.

• 1:36:30Speaker 02

  He wears the flashy shirts.

• 1:36:32Speaker 01

  So, so, I'm like younger, so I used to wear like crazy shirts and shit, and then I'm gonna be like, you distracting people.

• 1:36:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:38Speaker 02

  I didn't know that.

• 1:36:39Speaker 01

  But I didn't even wear a dick.

• 1:36:40Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 1:36:41Speaker 01

  Like, like, he giving me like, and then, and then this year, 2026, so I was 2025, we killed it, we did amazing, we did theater, we did weekends, all types of shit. And then this year, I like, learned how to like tell my jokes, like Punchline, Drop, you know, shit like that. So then I really like picked up the.

• 1:36:57Speaker 00

  It takes time, bro. It's like, it's one of those things where you probably already have a comfort talking and speaking in front of people.

• 1:37:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37:05Speaker 00

  That's like the first five years of any comedian.

• 1:37:07Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 1:37:08Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:37:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, cuz people, it, you know, you, you could be super funny, but like you get in front of a crowd.

• 1:37:12Speaker 01

  Oh, this was at the Noble. This was tight. This was me at Jakarta's life at the Noble.

• 1:37:17Speaker 00

  Oh, this, is it in L.A. at the Noble?

• 1:37:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:37:19Speaker 02

  Sold out.

• 1:37:19Speaker 00

  Oh, shit, boys!

• 1:37:21Speaker 01

  That was tight.

• 1:37:23Speaker 02

  Pops, is there anything you wanna say to me?

• 1:37:26Speaker 00

  This is fire.

• 1:37:27Speaker 02

  I did, I did compliment you on your YouTube stuff, just saying.

• 1:37:30Speaker 03

  I'm really proud of you.

• 1:37:30Speaker 00

  So, hold on, so now, so I was watching a, a pod for you guys, but now you'll go up and host.

• 1:37:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it's been, it's been low-key, it's been a trip, low-key, you know, cuz like I go up there, I make some jokes, sometimes fools don't laugh. When the fools don't laugh, yo, it's like they're kicking me in my.

• 1:37:48Speaker 01

  But I tried to throw Jakarta, cuz Jakarta used to be up there like, but I'm up there with you, and I'm like, but you can't, we can't do this forever.

• 1:37:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm not, I'm not trying to be a stand-up comedian.

• 1:37:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, facts. So, so people be like, how come you don't put your, I'm like, he doesn't wanna do it.

• 1:37:58Speaker 02

  I know, I know. Just realistically, I think I'm a funny guy, as you guys can see, but I'm not. See, thank you. One of my favorites.

• 1:38:06Speaker 01

  The dick sucking is going off.

• 1:38:08Speaker 02

  Hands down, favorite Jew.

• 1:38:11Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:38:11Speaker 01

  I think he's like.

• 1:38:12Speaker 02

  Sorry, I'm favorite Jewish man.

• 1:38:13Speaker 03

  Thank you, appreciate that.

• 1:38:14Speaker 02

  I've been saying that shit.

• 1:38:18Speaker 01

  You're killing it.

• 1:38:19Speaker 02

  What was I talking about?

• 1:38:20Speaker 01

  You were talking about how you don't want to do stand up.

• 1:38:21Speaker 02

  So the hosting, so the hosting stuff, yeah.

• 1:38:23Speaker 01

  But you do music, you're comfortable in front of people.

• 1:38:25Speaker 02

  No, no, far from it. Vic used to set up shows for me.

• 1:38:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:38:29Speaker 02

  And I would literally tell him how uncomfortable I was and Vic would just be like, "I had to pull strings for you bitch, you're gonna go up and perform."

• 1:38:35Speaker 01

  No, by the way, Jakarta is so like, Jakarta does this, right?

• 1:38:38Speaker 02

  So I still think I'm right.

• 1:38:39Speaker 01

  Chill.

• 1:38:41Speaker 02

  When we were crowded, Jakarta would be like, "Girl, you've been up," like, "the crowd's the other way, bitch." No, no, no, look.

• 1:38:49Speaker 00

  He's singing to the DJ.

• 1:38:50Speaker 02

  Look, look, look, so the first, the first.

• 1:38:53Speaker 01

  Are you singing your originals?

• 1:38:54Speaker 02

  Oh my god, can I look up a song? Yeah, yeah. Look up, let me see, let me see. Wait, I'm gonna say it's Jakarta's favorite song.

• 1:39:00Speaker 01

  Alright, give us permission to play it, Jakarta.

• 1:39:02Speaker 02

  I don't know, we'll see what you guys say afterwards.

• 1:39:04Speaker 01

  No, I meant on YouTube.

• 1:39:08Speaker 01

  It's Echo Park, look at that lake.

• 1:39:09Speaker 02

  Nah, nah, it's actually Signal Hill by Long Beach.

• 1:39:11Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:39:13Speaker 02

  Are you taking one with you? I'll take one with you, brother.

• 1:39:15Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck, yeah, I'm gonna take this shit out, though.

• 1:39:18Speaker 02

  You guys wanna do bumps after?

• 1:39:19Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:39:22Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I look like a fat bitch. The music's nice, though, right?

• 1:39:26Speaker 01

  Wait, you can sing?

• 1:39:27Speaker 02

  I can, I can. Actually, actually, I want to hear my country music.

• 1:39:30Speaker 01

  Hold on, hold on, I got you, I got you. Hold on, hold on. Let me set you up, I got this. Andrew.

• 1:39:34Speaker 02

  Hold on, are you okay, Cam, you guys gonna use cool?

• 1:39:36Speaker 00

  Absolutely, yeah.

• 1:39:38Speaker 01

  Alright, so let me set you guys up.

• 1:39:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:39:40Speaker 01

  This is my boy Jakarta Slim.

• 1:39:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:39:42Speaker 01

  And this is a song he's covered, "Two Dozen Roses," go ahead, Jakarta.

• 1:39:44Speaker 02

  If I had two dozen roses, Had to know the bottle of love wine, If I really could've hung the moon, girl, would it change your mind?

• 1:39:57Speaker 01

  Seven more, Jakarta, seven more.

• 1:39:58Speaker 02

  Ay. If I could cry a little harder, And get a little less sleep at night, If I had two dozen roses, would it change your mind?

• 1:40:15Speaker 02

  If I'm honest, guys, I'm gonna let you guys know, I'll leave cheese in my right now, I'll do a flame in my right now.

• 1:40:19Speaker 01

  Alright, alright. Una piedra en el camino.

• 1:40:27Speaker 01

  He's going.

• 1:40:29Speaker 02

  I don't know that, I don't know. No, I only know Corridos.

• 1:40:32Speaker 00

  He sings in Spanish, too, yeah.

• 1:40:33Speaker 01

  For that, "For the White," no, I sing "For the Black," I know you got one.

• 1:40:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. For the Black?

• 1:40:37Speaker 01

  Have you ever loved someone so much, chuta, chuta? Giving so much of yourself, it seems the only way. Tell me what you want and I, and I will give it to you. Oh, wait a minute, hold on, what was the one that we were singing on tour?

• 1:40:56Speaker 00

  Which one, "If I Ever Fall in Love"?

• 1:40:57Speaker 01

  Cause you are my love. Do you ever dream of?

• 1:41:06Speaker 02

  That's kicking with the boys right now, bro.

• 1:41:08Speaker 01

  What was it, what was it?

• 1:41:10Speaker 02

  Give me a little more.

• 1:41:13Speaker 01

  Nah, that's too old for them.

• 1:41:14Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that's too old. That's a doo-wop, too, huh?

• 1:41:16Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 1:41:19Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a shit you bump all the time, it's a Spanish song.

• 1:41:21Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 1:41:22Speaker 00

  Oh, it's shy.

• 1:41:23Speaker 02

  So, so it's a song that's in Spanish and in English, that was about the dude his girlfriend died in a car crash or something?

• 1:41:29Speaker 00

  Everything we do.

• 1:41:30Speaker 02

  Different song, brother, a different song.

• 1:41:32Speaker 00

  You got everything wrong.

• 1:41:33Speaker 01

  Oh, da, da, da, um, se la llevó, I know what I'm talking about.

• 1:41:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, it sounds exactly like that.

• 1:41:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:41:38Speaker 02

  There's a dude that was talking about his girlfriend dying in a car crash.

• 1:41:40Speaker 01

  No, no, it's funny, cause growing up, I played songs that I heard growing up and people be like, "Food, there's an original version and it's from the whites." So he figured.

• 1:41:48Speaker 02

  He's gonna play Spanish versions, he had no idea.

• 1:41:51Speaker 01

  I had no idea.

• 1:41:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:41:52Speaker 01

  I had no idea.

• 1:41:54Speaker 00

  Like, what version, like, what song?

• 1:41:55Speaker 01

  There's like this song, ah, man, so there's this song that I really, you know what song I'm talking about, "Los Espoones"?

• 1:42:00Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:42:00Speaker 01

  Ah, but.

• 1:42:01Speaker 00

  What do you, like, you're like, there's a Spanish "Hey Caroline" or like?

• 1:42:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ay, Carolina. So there's this song.

• 1:42:12Speaker 01

  So this is a song about this dude that wrote a song that his girl died in a car.

• 1:42:16Speaker 00

  "Last Kiss"?

• 1:42:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, so it's a Spanish version of that.

• 1:42:18Speaker 02

  If you can play the English version, you'll hear it, it sounds exactly what you guys are singing, it's a doo-wop type thing, too. I used to watch Happy Days.

• 1:42:24Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 1:42:28Speaker 02

  I used to fun it, I love Fonzie, bro.

• 1:42:30Speaker 01

  I've never watched Happy Days.

• 1:42:31Speaker 02

  I, I didn't like how people thought he was a bitch, I love.

• 1:42:33Speaker 01

  Why is there nyahu right there? So, so, I grew up with this version. So maybe these songs are about a dude that his wife died in a car accident and now he has to be a good person to be with her in heaven.

• 1:42:44Speaker 00

  Oh, this is.

• 1:42:45Speaker 01

  So, so, so you know the English one, I know, yeah.

• 1:42:48Speaker 02

  Oh, you know the song?

• 1:42:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:42:51Speaker 01

  Took her away from me. So I know the Spanish version, I know the English version. And one day, it was 11:00 PM, I'm in Northridge in the valley, and I'm hearing this song and I'm like, "What the fuck?" These white motherfuckers taking our shit.

• 1:43:05Speaker 02

  They always take our shit.

• 1:43:07Speaker 01

  That's exactly what I thought, fool, that was the man. That's it, it was funny as fuck.

• 1:43:11Speaker 00

  That's crazy, bro. Wait, so you know, like, Corridos?

• 1:43:14Speaker 02

  Corridos, yeah, I know, like, from, from.

• 1:43:16Speaker 00

  But you know any old ones or new generation?

• 1:43:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, like, not new school, like, Ohio, like, Arsenal.

• 1:43:21Speaker 01

  It's a pretty new, it's a pretty new school, yeah, yeah.

• 1:43:23Speaker 02

  Es California, entre menores y infancia. Estado de los chicanos, donde el cholo tiene fama. En Culiacán, puerta del Chabador. Estado de Sinaloa, donde la mafia control. Actually, that dude that sings that, the, the part of the band.

• 1:43:43Speaker 01

  That's our homie now.

• 1:43:44Speaker 02

  That's our homie.

• 1:43:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, we actually.

• 1:43:45Speaker 02

  We performed with him at the Nova.

• 1:43:47Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 1:43:48Speaker 00

  You had him come out?

• 1:43:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, we had him come out.

• 1:43:49Speaker 01

  And that's. Shout out to our homie Big Shrek. So our homie that passed away.

• 1:43:52Speaker 02

  The homie Maul, rest in peace?

• 1:43:53Speaker 01

  The homie Maul, rest in peace.

• 1:43:54Speaker 02

  That was his favorite song, so that's how I know it.

• 1:43:55Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 1:43:57Speaker 01

  So that's all, that's all me and Jakarta made a nation, nigga.

• 1:43:59Speaker 00

  Are there any? Oh, cause your friend passed.

• 1:44:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're rare.

• 1:44:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about that, man.

• 1:44:04Speaker 02

  Thank you, brother.

• 1:44:05Speaker 00

  Are there, are there any old Corridos that, uh, Corridos that, uh, that have like, the youth has connected with and?

• 1:44:13Speaker 01

  All Chalino shit, all, um.

• 1:44:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think Chalino.

• 1:44:16Speaker 01

  But everything, like, um.

• 1:44:17Speaker 00

  La volver.

• 1:44:18Speaker 01

  Uh, uh, volver, see, but that was like.

• 1:44:20Speaker 02

  But that's not Corridos.

• 1:44:21Speaker 01

  That was like Chetan more, like, that we fuck with and, uh, and through him.

• 1:44:25Speaker 02

  That's Chetan?

• 1:44:26Speaker 01

  That's Chetan.

• 1:44:27Speaker 02

  He volver, volver. Yeah, yeah, nah, fuck him, bro.

• 1:44:33Speaker 01

  Do you really like Chetan?

• 1:44:34Speaker 00

  I love him, man.

• 1:44:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, so, so.

• 1:44:35Speaker 02

  Imagine how much pussy Chetan was.

• 1:44:37Speaker 00

  No, it's not even, it's not comparable. It's not comparable.

• 1:44:41Speaker 02

  Chetan's not dead?

• 1:44:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's dead.

• 1:44:42Speaker 00

  Nah, he's dead, he passed, bro.

• 1:44:43Speaker 02

  How you not know?

• 1:44:44Speaker 00

  We did a tribute when he passed.

• 1:44:45Speaker 02

  Swear.

• 1:44:46Speaker 00

  On Flagrant.

• 1:44:47Speaker 02

  What'd you guys do?

• 1:44:48Speaker 00

  Racism at his five.

• 1:44:49Speaker 01

  We had the fucking mariachi pull up.

• 1:44:50Speaker 02

  Swear.

• 1:44:51Speaker 01

  That ass. You know what, you know what, we're gonna bring a band out here, but we weren't sure what your, what your vibe was gonna be.

• 1:44:55Speaker 00

  Bro, I, when I went to school in Santa Barbara, my, my roommate.

• 1:44:58Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, you were in, in, in, for in 805?

• 1:45:00Speaker 00

  It was in 805, but my roommate was from, from, uh, San Fernando.

• 1:45:04Speaker 01

  Oh, the valley.

• 1:45:05Speaker 00

  Valley, bro.

• 1:45:06Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, San Fer.

• 1:45:07Speaker 00

  San Fer Boys.

• 1:45:08Speaker 02

  San Fer Boys.

• 1:45:08Speaker 00

  And.

• 1:45:10Speaker 02

  That was crazy.

• 1:45:13Speaker 02

  You shout out a gang.

• 1:45:15Speaker 00

  Respect, respect.

• 1:45:17Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 1:45:18Speaker 00

  On Fridays, he would take us to the fucking mariachi and then we would like, just go sing, so I was like, alright, this is kind of a vibe.

• 1:45:24Speaker 02

  That's sick as fuck.

• 1:45:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:45:25Speaker 02

  Hey, but don't you think it's hella cool you lived a great life, man?

• 1:45:29Speaker 00

  See, you get, well, we're not dead.

• 1:45:31Speaker 02

  I know you're not dead, but.

• 1:45:32Speaker 00

  Y'all still around, bro.

• 1:45:33Speaker 02

  You're only 42, bro, and you've done so much, congrats, bro.

• 1:45:35Speaker 00

  Thank you, man.

• 1:45:36Speaker 02

  Are you playing on the train?

• 1:45:37Speaker 00

  Nah, bro, we gotta get out.

• 1:45:39Speaker 02

  And you guys too, bro, being sidekicks is hard.

• 1:45:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, you get it.

• 1:45:46Speaker 02

  My god.

• 1:45:47Speaker 01

  I fucking like that, yeah, real, real, bro.

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• 1:48:32Speaker 03

  Jakarta, do you ever show, do you know your culture?

• 1:48:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, he came to my house, he wants to go eat at the crib, he wants to go to the mosque on Friday prayer, but I just don't know how he'll act, so I'm kinda like, eh.

• 1:48:41Speaker 00

  Wait, why, why, why you worried about how he'll act?

• 1:48:44Speaker 02

  He's a dumbass, but he is respectful, though.

• 1:48:46Speaker 03

  You do drugs and fuck prostitutes, why you worried about?

• 1:48:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's on my own time.

• 1:48:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:48:51Speaker 02

  I don't spread that within the.

• 1:48:51Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, you know what's fucked up? You know what's fucked up, one time, yeah, so Jakarta would do dope shit for like, his Indonesian community, like, they'll do like, little pop-ups, you know, just to support each other.

• 1:49:00Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 1:49:01Speaker 01

  Like, they do like, little shit in like, some.

• 1:49:03Speaker 00

  What is it called?

• 1:49:04Speaker 02

  So they have like, some Indonesian events, I'm probably the most popular Indonesian in LA, just saying, real players win. And so, you know, they invited me to perform one time, but he thinks it's a mosque event, so, but I told him it's not a mosque.

• 1:49:17Speaker 01

  Everybody's wearing hoodies, gang.

• 1:49:19Speaker 00

  Is it horny gay?

• 1:49:20Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. I thought, no, I thought my mom.

• 1:49:24Speaker 02

  I thought I showed my mom was the only one with hijab.

• 1:49:26Speaker 01

  No, that's not true. All your tias were in a fucking robe with hijab.

• 1:49:29Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:49:29Speaker 01

  They were, all your aunts were judging the other women with no hijab. Yes or no?

• 1:49:33Speaker 02

  They were judging.

• 1:49:33Speaker 01

  Walahi, Walahi.

• 1:49:35Speaker 02

  Walahi, they were judging.

• 1:49:35Speaker 01

  Walahi, you're such.

• 1:49:36Speaker 02

  Let me talk.

• 1:49:36Speaker 01

  You're such a lying bitch.

• 1:49:37Speaker 02

  My, my aunts weren't judging the other women with hijabs. They were judging the women that were shaking ass.

• 1:49:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, let me finish. Okay. There was girls shaking ass. Okay, watch this. Turn around, turn around. So, so on the way there, so we already had plans for the night. Jakarta's like, hey.

• 1:49:50Speaker 00

  That girl abusive.

• 1:49:52Speaker 01

  That was abusive.

• 1:49:53Speaker 00

  Oh, the mid body.

• 1:49:55Speaker 01

  The mid body, the mid body. Hey, so we're walking over and Jakarta, the whole time in the car, he's like, hey, man, y'all gotta cool, please. And I'm like, Jakarta, you think like, like, we fuck around with each other, like my mom did, your mom that, but I'm not finna see your mom and be like, ah, hoodied up, you feel me? Like, come on. So we walk in there and we're chilling. His uncle's outside, toeless, shoes out.

• 1:50:16Speaker 02

  Sorry, toe's out, my bad. He had shoes on. All of them had shoes on.

• 1:50:19Speaker 01

  No, they did. Are your aunts smoking cigarettes outside?

• 1:50:21Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:50:22Speaker 01

  Walahi, they had shoes.

• 1:50:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, because they're drivers. Why would they be driving with the sandals? They're professional drivers.

• 1:50:26Speaker 01

  For y'all walk with us.

• 1:50:27Speaker 02

  Uber.

• 1:50:28Speaker 00

  Uber.

• 1:50:28Speaker 01

  So we get there and I was smoking cigarettes and they're like, Umar, cuz his real name, Umar. So they're saying hi to him.

• 1:50:33Speaker 00

  We got your real name.

• 1:50:34Speaker 01

  Umar.

• 1:50:35Speaker 02

  Thanks.

• 1:50:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:50:36Speaker 01

  Umar Ambadar Farhat.

• 1:50:38Speaker 02

  Umar Farhat Ambadar. Let's throw it out there. You guys on my social too? I don't really do shit in my life anyways.

• 1:50:42Speaker 01

  Yeah. So then we, bitch, you want some of the company? Shut the fuck up.

• 1:50:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just talking to company now.

• 1:50:47Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry, guys, you guys don't get it.

• 1:50:52Speaker 02

  I want y'all kicking one.

• 1:50:52Speaker 01

  Hey, Miles really likes these jokes about the.

• 1:50:55Speaker 00

  Yo, Miles. You're making Miles gay, man.

• 1:50:58Speaker 02

  Hey, Miles is looking at dick, huh?

• 1:51:01Speaker 00

  Yeah. Boy, so go on.

• 1:51:02Speaker 01

  So now we're chilling and then Jakarta's giving us like a lecture and we're looking at Jakarta like, alright, fool, come on, you're acting. If anybody acts the craziest is him. We get there, there's a bunch of Indonesian women with BBLs. Like, three of them.

• 1:51:14Speaker 02

  Three of them.

• 1:51:14Speaker 01

  Three of them. And I'm like, what the fuck? I'm thinking they're all hoodied up, you know, all hinged out. And then Jakarta's mom walks over, Jakarta starts performing. The Indonesians are drunk, they start dancing with each other, grinding. Jakarta's mom's face, it looks like a love finna strike this whole building down.

• 1:51:31Speaker 02

  Hey, my mom is like, the fu, her mom doesn't care, but the lady comes up to me.

• 1:51:34Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she goes up to Jakarta, child.

• 1:51:36Speaker 02

  I'm performing.

• 1:51:36Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 1:51:38Speaker 02

  I move away cuz I'm like, whoa, bitch, my mother's right there. I move away and I don't know, but my mom looked pissed.

• 1:51:44Speaker 01

  Bro, his mom, his mom was like, and then his mom was like, Duno, see, this is not good. And I'm like, only if you knew what he doesn't do in front of that. But, but, but in my head, I'm like, obviously, okay, it's like, it's kinda like this. It's like, we talk shit, we talk shit, but I won't, we don't talk about that in front of our mothers.

• 1:51:59Speaker 00

  Of course, respect.

• 1:52:00Speaker 01

  So, so then imagine, but my mom has seen me do comedy and even then I for a long.

• 1:52:04Speaker 00

  Has she seen her?

• 1:52:05Speaker 01

  Well, she doesn't understand. That's a good thing, right? It's in English, right?

• 1:52:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:52:09Speaker 01

  His mom.

• 1:52:09Speaker 02

  My mom.

• 1:52:10Speaker 00

  But lowkey, they understand.

• 1:52:11Speaker 01

  She don't know how to use the internet.

• 1:52:12Speaker 00

  She don't know how to use the internet?

• 1:52:13Speaker 01

  Come on, my mom, she didn't learn how to drive recently.

• 1:52:15Speaker 02

  He just, he just has a, he has a joke where it's like, oh, like, my mom's not allowed outside and stuff. It was like that for the first five years of my life.

• 1:52:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:52:22Speaker 02

  Not joking.

• 1:52:23Speaker 00

  You needed it. You needed the tutelage, yeah.

• 1:52:25Speaker 02

  But like.

• 1:52:25Speaker 01

  Lately, lately.

• 1:52:26Speaker 02

  They know, they know, my parents are very, very conservative religious, but like, it's not like if I like, have a gay homie and I bring him to the crib, my dad's not gonna let him in. It's nothing like that, but it's more like, they're very religious, right? They know what I do for work. I tell them not to watch the podcast.

• 1:52:39Speaker 00

  It's hard when they love you, man.

• 1:52:41Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:52:41Speaker 00

  Are you first or?

• 1:52:42Speaker 02

  Dude, I looked at my dad's YouTube. The first clip that came, the first search was Jakarta and Duno podcast. And I was like, listen, my.

• 1:52:49Speaker 00

  Nah, that shit, that shit warms your heart, yo.

• 1:52:51Speaker 02

  It does.

• 1:52:52Speaker 01

  I told him.

• 1:52:52Speaker 02

  But if he hears what I say, he's gonna be like.

• 1:52:55Speaker 01

  No, look, I'm telling you, cuz, so the Nova was Jakarta's first live show. So the, I've done it with No Jumper, I did it with Brown Bag.

• 1:53:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:53:01Speaker 01

  I've done that on my own. I'm doing the tea. I'm like, Jakarta's a good feeling. My mom gets, my mom goes like, I get what you, do I agree with what you're saying? No, but if you're happy.

• 1:53:09Speaker 00

  She supports you.

• 1:53:09Speaker 01

  So Jakarta, I said to Jakarta, I'm like, so, so they got Jakarta's mom didn't go to the Nova and I'm like, you should have brought her. He's like, I don't wanna see me drinking. I'm like, I think your mom's old enough and open enough to where you're not perfect.

• 1:53:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:53:20Speaker 01

  But you know, these are moments you gotta just, I'm like, the next one we do, make sure she come.

• 1:53:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll, I'll make sure my mom and my dad come, but like for, you know, select times. Like, y'all can't kick it, you know what I'm saying? Look at me waiting.

• 1:53:30Speaker 01

  Well, your mom not gonna wanna kick it regardless.

• 1:53:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, they just wanna see their son flourish, man. That's the dream, bro.

• 1:53:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I feel like, that's true though, cuz like, man, like, to be honest, hey, bro, thank you. Well, you changed my life, man.

• 1:53:40Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 1:53:42Speaker 00

  Think about what your family thinks, man. They were climbing trees for coconuts and now they get to see your fucking kid at a.

• 1:53:48Speaker 02

  And that's enough, you have.

• 1:53:49Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:53:52Speaker 02

  But nah, but nah, I, I, I do want them to, I feel like my dad, he sees like, me and my dad went to the mall the other day.

• 1:53:57Speaker 00

  And people, people were pulling up?

• 1:53:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, bro, it was crazy.

• 1:54:00Speaker 00

  And your dad was proud or what?

• 1:54:01Speaker 02

  Footlocker was like, oh, let me get a picture. I was like, cool. And my dad, this is how my dad, he goes, my nigga.

• 1:54:07Speaker 01

  Jakarta's dad is the funniest shit ever. Jakarta's dad would be like, Duno, muy bueno. I know English, motherfucker, like.

• 1:54:15Speaker 02

  I do know, walked into my house, he went, eh, que paso, jefe? Yeah, and man.

• 1:54:19Speaker 01

  I know English. Bro, and then he sits there, oh, like, and then Jakarta's mean, bro. So we're eating at his house, Jakarta's dad didn't, was shy to sit with us.

• 1:54:28Speaker 00

  Why?

• 1:54:28Speaker 01

  Because Jakarta's mean to his dad.

• 1:54:30Speaker 02

  I'm not, swear to God.

• 1:54:31Speaker 01

  Walahi.

• 1:54:32Speaker 02

  Walahi, don't ever say that again. Don't let that come out your mouth again, bro.

• 1:54:34Speaker 00

  Why? You're mean to your dad?

• 1:54:36Speaker 02

  Never. He's the alpha male in the crib, bro. I know, I know who runs it.

• 1:54:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:54:39Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying? I was probably scared, you know?

• 1:54:40Speaker 00

  But you're six four, bro.

• 1:54:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, and my dad, food, it's a.

• 1:54:43Speaker 00

  Are you the tallest Indonesian?

• 1:54:45Speaker 02

  Nah, I've actually seen, I've actually seen taller, but they're like, they're like one of these guys, they're like black and those or something, you know?

• 1:54:50Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:54:52Speaker 01

  Puerto, Puerto Rican.

• 1:54:53Speaker 02

  He's not Puerto Rican. Speak Spanish. There you go.

• 1:54:58Speaker 00

  I'm a New York Rican.

• 1:54:59Speaker 02

  Hola, como estas?

• 1:55:01Speaker 01

  Have you seen him play baseball? He might be, are you good at baseball?

• 1:55:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:55:03Speaker 01

  Oh, wow, really? For real? Oh, wow.

• 1:55:05Speaker 00

  Oh, I see what you're saying.

• 1:55:06Speaker 02

  That fool looks fucking terrifying, bro.

• 1:55:08Speaker 00

  That's a tall Indonesian.

• 1:55:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, that fool looks like he's still dead and just carrying that fool around.

• 1:55:12Speaker 02

  I feel like if you're not.

• 1:55:13Speaker 00

  But are you like, in the community, you're one of the taller dudes and you're famous. Are you the most desirable right now?

• 1:55:21Speaker 01

  No, he's fucking.

• 1:55:22Speaker 02

  Desirable? Okay, so in my family.

• 1:55:24Speaker 00

  I'm just saying, like, the Indonesian shorties are getting BBLs, like.

• 1:55:27Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:55:28Speaker 01

  Oh, no, shut the fuck up.

• 1:55:29Speaker 02

  I understand, I understand what you're saying.

• 1:55:30Speaker 00

  I'm wrong?

• 1:55:30Speaker 02

  They're not, they're not, but they're not in my community. Those girls with BBLs, they're not in my community.

• 1:55:33Speaker 00

  What are they, what community?

• 1:55:34Speaker 02

  I'm part of the Indonesian Muslim community.

• 1:55:37Speaker 01

  Muslim.

• 1:55:37Speaker 02

  Like, all, everyone, everyone that I grew up with, they were like, they're Muslims. I know.

• 1:55:40Speaker 00

  But is there an Indonesian non-Muslim community?

• 1:55:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course, of course, but I'm, but I'm saying, I grew up at my mosque, is what I'm trying to say. That's why I met my Indonesian community. Obviously, there's certain events, like the Indo night, for example, it's like Indonesian night, where they have it at like a big venue.

• 1:55:52Speaker 00

  And they're less religious, you're saying?

• 1:55:54Speaker 02

  Uh, no, no, I'm saying, I'm saying.

• 1:55:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:55:55Speaker 02

  Well, in what sense? Who?

• 1:55:56Speaker 01

  The girl, the BBL one.

• 1:55:57Speaker 00

  The BBL girl.

• 1:55:58Speaker 02

  Some of them might not even be Muslim. Some of them might be Christian.

• 1:56:00Speaker 01

  I know, but when he say they're still Indonesian.

• 1:56:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think if you're gonna be, you're a whore at the end of the day. Cuz, what's that for?

• 1:56:07Speaker 01

  That's literally what Jakarta said. Jakarta's mom was like, you know, Jakarta's mom was like, tell me, Duno, this is not us.

• 1:56:12Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:56:13Speaker 01

  And I was like, what? They are. They are, yo.

• 1:56:16Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:56:16Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, but, but, but Jakarta is such a punk bitch cuz he has fine Indonesian cousins.

• 1:56:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:56:22Speaker 01

  They're already his cousins.

• 1:56:23Speaker 00

  But he's, but you're not, you're not lobbing them up for Duno?

• 1:56:26Speaker 02

  Fuck no, I would've.

• 1:56:26Speaker 00

  That's crazy, bro.

• 1:56:27Speaker 01

  That's it, that's what I.

• 1:56:28Speaker 00

  Cuz he's lobbing, he's lobbing up the Latinas for you, bro. He's got Mexican girls, he's throwing them up.

• 1:56:33Speaker 02

  His career.

• 1:56:33Speaker 00

  For his career. I don't even know what that meant.

• 1:56:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, bro, bro, so.

• 1:56:36Speaker 01

  I need him a career.

• 1:56:37Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:56:38Speaker 02

  Bring shit up, bro, we get shit up.

• 1:56:40Speaker 00

  But you can't just lob up one Indo for a homie?

• 1:56:42Speaker 01

  Bro, cuz they're all his.

• 1:56:43Speaker 00

  That's crazy, bro.

• 1:56:44Speaker 01

  Jakarta, like, like me, like, you can't fuck my, like, if you're my boy, right? I do, I hope, right?

• 1:56:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:56:49Speaker 01

  Yeah. You're already.

• 1:56:51Speaker 02

  I'm your boy, too, I'm your boy too.

• 1:56:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But not if you don't lie about the, the shorties for a homie.

• 1:56:57Speaker 01

  What I'm saying is, Andrew, you're my boy. You can't fuck my sister, but my cousin, you could fuck her, Andrew.

• 1:57:02Speaker 00

  But wait a minute, hold on, why, why, wait, why, why, why are you, why are you stopping at your sister, bro?

• 1:57:06Speaker 01

  Cuz they just, you feel me?

• 1:57:07Speaker 02

  Whoa, you're tripping. That's crazy.

• 1:57:08Speaker 00

  Yeah. I wish you'd fuck my sister, bro.

• 1:57:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's a white person.

• 1:57:12Speaker 00

  Whitey, man.

• 1:57:13Speaker 01

  That's why.

• 1:57:14Speaker 02

  Imagine y'all get into a spot, imagine y'all get into a spot, he go, yeah, so I fucked your sister?

• 1:57:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, who? Yeah, that's crazy. My cousin fucked that bitch.

• 1:57:20Speaker 00

  I'd be like, that's the closest you could get to me. I'm trying to feel close to my friends, bro. I'm trying to feel that unity, bro, like. You're fifty percent me.

• 1:57:30Speaker 01

  I get what you say.

• 1:57:31Speaker 00

  He's fifty percent me.

• 1:57:32Speaker 01

  I get what you say, but nah.

• 1:57:33Speaker 02

  Why don't you just let this fool fuck them?

• 1:57:34Speaker 00

  Well, I don't got a sister, bro, so maybe it's a little different. Maybe that's why.

• 1:57:41Speaker 00

  Now, you can't fuck a sister, but the cousin.

• 1:57:42Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, nah. For my cousin, but, but your cousin.

• 1:57:46Speaker 00

  Cousins is a fair game.

• 1:57:47Speaker 02

  So, right, none of my cousins are.

• 1:57:48Speaker 01

  They're not even blood.

• 1:57:49Speaker 02

  Okay, so hold on, hold on.

• 1:57:50Speaker 01

  They're not even blood. He's weird about this shit.

• 1:57:53Speaker 00

  No, no, you're being a little.

• 1:57:54Speaker 01

  That's greed.

• 1:57:55Speaker 00

  It's just weird shit.

• 1:57:55Speaker 01

  That's greed.

• 1:57:56Speaker 02

  Hold on, let it play a speak.

• 1:57:57Speaker 00

  Can I just say one thing before you speak? One thing before you speak? Because you guys fuck your cousins.

• 1:58:03Speaker 00

  That's, that's on another level.

• 1:58:06Speaker 02

  That's rude.

• 1:58:07Speaker 00

  That's on another level.

• 1:58:08Speaker 02

  I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna say that, I'm gonna say that. Tell me why, the other day, me and my dad were talking, I told my, you know, my dad knows.

• 1:58:12Speaker 01

  Come on, the fool, his cousin is bad one.

• 1:58:14Speaker 00

  No, that's what I'm saying. Look at that. You're not gonna share that with the homies?

• 1:58:18Speaker 02

  But I would like to.

• 1:58:19Speaker 00

  Player.

• 1:58:20Speaker 02

  Okay, so, so, so you, so you know, arranged marriages are a big thing in Indonesia.

• 1:58:23Speaker 01

  Well, by marriage.

• 1:58:24Speaker 00

  Yo, big thing in most of the world, by the way. You're not unique in that. Most of the world is arranged marriages.

• 1:58:29Speaker 02

  Well, thanks for not making me feel special, bro.

• 1:58:31Speaker 00

  I don't want you to feel special, bro. I want you to feel regular for once in your life.

• 1:58:34Speaker 01

  I'm in front of Jakarta, but my grandpa kidnapped my grandma as well.

• 1:58:37Speaker 00

  He did?

• 1:58:38Speaker 01

  In Mexico, shit.

• 1:58:39Speaker 00

  That's love, though. When you know, you know.

• 1:58:41Speaker 02

  I thought, I, my fault, I thought that was a fucking crime, but okay.

• 1:58:45Speaker 00

  Nah, I don't know, we're there.

• 1:58:46Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:58:46Speaker 02

  Not in Mexico, so I could kidnap a bitch and go, but I love you.

• 1:58:49Speaker 00

  Well, it depends. Does she love you back?

• 1:58:51Speaker 02

  Did your grandma love your grandfather?

• 1:58:53Speaker 01

  That's a question, but she can't talk to him. She really go, you met her. You see her calling her Mama Coco and she, and she was dying, you piece of shit.

• 1:58:58Speaker 02

  I called her Mama Coco from the movie Coco.

• 1:59:01Speaker 01

  I didn't know where it's from.

• 1:59:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, that was, it's not a rude thing. She was an old Mexican woman and she was, you know, a little older.

• 1:59:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, she's a character in movies. So, you call her Mama Coco.

• 1:59:11Speaker 02

  Isn't it crazy though? Cuz like Mexicans who go from little girl, woman, then you hit like that Jenny sixty-nine phase and then they all go Mama Coco at the end.

• 1:59:18Speaker 00

  They do go Mama Coco at that.

• 1:59:20Speaker 01

  Shout out Mama Coco.

• 1:59:21Speaker 00

  They do go Mama Coco.

• 1:59:22Speaker 02

  She's got a fat ass. Uh, but yeah, other than that.

• 1:59:24Speaker 00

  Go, big.

• 1:59:25Speaker 02

  Um, I do think, I do think genuinely like.

• 1:59:27Speaker 00

  You can't share the, you can't.

• 1:59:29Speaker 02

  I wouldn't be able to just because of who he is, though.

• 1:59:31Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 1:59:32Speaker 01

  I lobbed up my cousin to Duno.

• 1:59:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you don't love your family.

• 1:59:35Speaker 00

  Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

• 1:59:38Speaker 02

  You know, you know what it is, you know what it is.

• 1:59:39Speaker 00

  What if you kept it a buck? What if you were like, listen, he's a, he's a fuck boy, so it's just gonna be fun, right? It's just gonna be fun, but he's not gonna be disrespectful to you. He's not gonna do anything. He's gonna be, you're not gonna disrespect his cousin.

• 1:59:52Speaker 02

  We went to, we went to, immediately, we go to one of my events.

• 1:59:54Speaker 00

  He was disrespectful to your cousin?

• 1:59:56Speaker 01

  No, no. That's what I'm saying, baby dog.

• 1:59:58Speaker 02

  You hit that, you hit that.

• 1:59:59Speaker 01

  See, now you be disrespectful, now you talking like crazy.

• 2:00:01Speaker 02

  But how's that?

• 2:00:02Speaker 01

  But he didn't say no.

• 2:00:03Speaker 00

  You hit that is crazy.

• 2:00:04Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm so sorry.

• 2:00:04Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:00:05Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 2:00:07Speaker 00

  This is news to me.

• 2:00:11Speaker 01

  But she's not even your blonde.

• 2:00:18Speaker 02

  Hold on, don't say her name either. Hold on.

• 2:00:22Speaker 01

  One of them, bro, she a bad one.

• 2:00:23Speaker 00

  Crazy, crazy.

• 2:00:24Speaker 01

  By the way, but she's very woke. I don't even wanna fuck with her. She's too woke. She doesn't even like when we say her name on the podcast.

• 2:00:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:00:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:00:29Speaker 02

  My point is, my point is.

• 2:00:30Speaker 00

  She's beautiful. Is she a professional? Does she have a real job?

• 2:00:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, she has a real job.

• 2:00:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:00:33Speaker 01

  Maybe that's why, maybe that's why. No, no, no, but also, my ex bitch, my ex bitch had a big, big boy job. Jakarta was name dropping this bitch.

• 2:00:40Speaker 00

  All the time.

• 2:00:40Speaker 02

  She did not have a big boy job.

• 2:00:42Speaker 00

  What did she do?

• 2:00:43Speaker 02

  What was her job? Like, you can tell her.

• 2:00:45Speaker 01

  She's a, um, OT, uh.

• 2:00:47Speaker 02

  And she works at retarded children.

• 2:00:48Speaker 01

  Well, that's.

• 2:00:51Speaker 02

  Shit.

• 2:00:52Speaker 01

  He loves retarded children.

• 2:00:56Speaker 01

  Who's, who's in a snitch on me? I get back from nervous.

• 2:01:00Speaker 02

  Who's finna say?

• 2:01:05Speaker 01

  No, no, no!

• 2:01:06Speaker 02

  Come on, bro.

• 2:01:07Speaker 01

  I'm telling her, I'm telling her.

• 2:01:09Speaker 00

  Yo, what the fuck are these, son? Come on, these are the Doc Martens, bro. The white boy specials.

• 2:01:13Speaker 01

  Come on, I love Doc Martens.

• 2:01:15Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm gonna keep it so player. I'm not trying to change the subject.

• 2:01:17Speaker 00

  No, no, keep, stay, no, stay, stay here. So, so you lobbed up.

• 2:01:20Speaker 01

  Oh, bitch.

• 2:01:22Speaker 02

  That's alpha male shit.

• 2:01:23Speaker 00

  Fuck, I gotta pee too. Tell me, you lobbed up. Go on, go on, you lobbed up.

• 2:01:27Speaker 01

  No, the cousin, he didn't lob me.

• 2:01:28Speaker 02

  No, because that's cousin I wouldn't lob up. But I'm saying the reason why I wouldn't lob up is because, okay, I didn't grow up with any female sisters or nothing, you know? So, these girls that are my cousins, those that I grew up with, I knew them since I was like six, five, you know what I'm saying? Six, seven, my fault, totally missed opportunity. But, yeah, I knew this since I was a kid. So, we're very, very close in the sense of, you know, hey, I introduced my girlfriend, she introduced their man to me. We spent Thanksgiving together. This specific cousin, we spent Thanksgiving. All holidays, I'm with her family. This dumb fuck piece of shit, I remember my first Indonesian event, all my cousins came, I looked to my right, I'm done performing, I looked to my right, he's at the table with two of my girl cousins, he's like, what's up, bitch, how y'all doing? And I go, what? Cut that shit out, fool, because I know how this crew operates.

• 2:02:08Speaker 00

  Well, how does he operate?

• 2:02:09Speaker 02

  This is my best friend, bro.

• 2:02:11Speaker 00

  How does he operate, though?

• 2:02:12Speaker 02

  Man.

• 2:02:12Speaker 00

  He got game.

• 2:02:13Speaker 02

  Man.

• 2:02:14Speaker 00

  Really?

• 2:02:14Speaker 01

  My only theory.

• 2:02:15Speaker 02

  No, hold on, hold on, we not done, we not done giving you your flowers, player, real player.

• 2:02:18Speaker 00

  What's the game?

• 2:02:19Speaker 02

  You open, you, Marion, what is it, Marion Webster's dictionary, you open up real players, his face is like.

• 2:02:24Speaker 01

  God, like that?

• 2:02:25Speaker 00

  Wait, wait, wait, tell me, tell me, so what's his game?

• 2:02:27Speaker 02

  This is one of the only people in the strip club where they see him, they treat him like Lou Will.

• 2:02:30Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:02:31Speaker 02

  Six man, I'm Lou Will.

• 2:02:33Speaker 00

  Two bitches?

• 2:02:33Speaker 01

  Two bitches.

• 2:02:34Speaker 00

  What? Two girlfriends?

• 2:02:35Speaker 02

  I've seen him with foe.

• 2:02:36Speaker 00

  Foe?

• 2:02:37Speaker 02

  And they all know about each other.

• 2:02:39Speaker 00

  Because you know that was the Lou Will thing, he had two girls.

• 2:02:42Speaker 02

  Can I tell them, can I tell them the thing at the party where you kissed another girlfriend, your girl?

• 2:02:45Speaker 00

  And she was cool with it?

• 2:02:46Speaker 02

  He kissed, he kissed a girl in front of his girl at the time, the girl got mad at him that he kissed her, I walk out, this is making out with her again. It's insanity, bro.

• 2:02:54Speaker 01

  I was raised by a woman, I'm the only boy, I have three older sisters.

• 2:02:56Speaker 00

  You know how to talk to women.

• 2:02:57Speaker 01

  But I've been doing this, but, but, but.

• 2:03:00Speaker 02

  He was doing it before, it was cool.

• 2:03:01Speaker 00

  So, so tell, tell, tell the guys that are like big and they complain about.

• 2:03:05Speaker 01

  Okay, I got you, a hundred percent. I told the guys all the time, you fat bitch, all you gotta do is go get a haircut once a week.

• 2:03:10Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:03:11Speaker 01

  And we're big, so we're gonna smell, gotta clean it up a little bit, you gotta take extra showers.

• 2:03:14Speaker 00

  Yep, yep.

• 2:03:15Speaker 01

  And buy a couple underwear and, and buy, my biggest thing is, I grew up with women, somebody should wear like, you don't have to have money to be the fly, clean your shoes. Like, I hate, I hate a dirty motherfucker with white dirty shoes. Harder to get a white towel and just swipe it down.

• 2:03:28Speaker 00

  Clean your fucking shoes.

• 2:03:28Speaker 01

  That's all you gotta do. And then, and then you can learn tricks in this world.

• 2:03:32Speaker 00

  Tell me.

• 2:03:32Speaker 01

  If it's creased, you get a little, you get a little, um, if your shoes are creased, you get a little rag and then you iron the top and it'll help it a little bit.

• 2:03:38Speaker 00

  You put the rag on, then you iron it.

• 2:03:41Speaker 01

  You feel me? So, you gotta smell good, put the ordering on. You, but you already big, so you.

• 2:03:46Speaker 00

  This is where having sisters is like a cheat code.

• 2:03:48Speaker 01

  My sisters were like, you gotta, like, a lot of big, for a lot of my big homies be like, oh, because I'm big, I can know. Motherfucker, if you funny, you got it.

• 2:03:56Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 2:03:56Speaker 00

  So, so it was never.

• 2:03:57Speaker 01

  Andrew, you're not the best looking, papa.

• 2:04:00Speaker 01

  But you're happy, right? You're happy, your wife happy, right, papa? Andrew, you wanna sign me right now?

• 2:04:04Speaker 00

  How you bring me into your fat shit?

• 2:04:06Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm.

• 2:04:06Speaker 00

  To being ugly?

• 2:04:07Speaker 01

  I'm saying, I'm saying. I'm handsome!

• 2:04:13Speaker 01

  We, we know you didn't get bitches on your dressing, we can tell.

• 2:04:15Speaker 00

  Fast. But, but as a big dude.

• 2:04:18Speaker 02

  Skater, brother.

• 2:04:19Speaker 00

  Bro, I got a hole in my pants right now.

• 2:04:20Speaker 02

  I had a hole in my ass.

• 2:04:23Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 2:04:23Speaker 02

  Hold on, hold on.

• 2:04:24Speaker 00

  Run that back.

• 2:04:27Speaker 02

  I got you, I got you. Tell them, tell them.

• 2:04:29Speaker 01

  Jakarta put on some pants, they kinda wearing a little tight, hit a little hole, that's it.

• 2:04:32Speaker 02

  I didn't say they were tight. No one said they were tight.

• 2:04:35Speaker 00

  Hold on, go back to giving to big homies that are like, you know, victimizing themselves.

• 2:04:39Speaker 01

  The haircut, it, it, it.

• 2:04:41Speaker 00

  So, you have more pressure to look presentable.

• 2:04:43Speaker 02

  You have, you have to.

• 2:04:45Speaker 00

  You gotta smell good.

• 2:04:45Speaker 01

  You already can't breathe, bitch, you gotta smell good.

• 2:04:47Speaker 02

  You have to shower twice a day.

• 2:04:49Speaker 01

  Even three times if you have to.

• 2:04:50Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:04:51Speaker 02

  Boy, you're big, walking around gets you swiped, bro.

• 2:04:53Speaker 01

  You have to learn how to wash your own clothes so you can wash it. That means the white goes with white, the color goes with color. That sounds crazy as fuck when you talk about clothes, huh?

• 2:04:59Speaker 00

  No. It's almost like they had it figured out.

• 2:05:04Speaker 02

  See, that's why you get the big bucks.

• 2:05:06Speaker 00

  Okay, all right, so, all right, so, all right, so being presentable, you know you're gonna be big, but what you learn mostly is that girls actually don't prioritize that over the other things.

• 2:05:16Speaker 01

  If you're cool as shit, if you're not a weird, obviously, if you weird, if you on a bitch's neck, it's crazy, but if you're cool with the bitch.

• 2:05:21Speaker 00

  You make them feel comfortable, you make it a vibe, they don't care if you're a little overweight.

• 2:05:25Speaker 01

  And look.

• 2:05:25Speaker 02

  It's kind of like an option.

• 2:05:27Speaker 01

  Exactly. Jakarta, see, I've been.

• 2:05:29Speaker 00

  Because you're not even tall.

• 2:05:30Speaker 01

  I'm not, I'm not even tall.

• 2:05:32Speaker 00

  Sometimes big guys are tall, like, you're a little bigger, but you're tall, so they don't care. Sometimes girls will look away if you're tall, but you were big and not tall, and you were still getting girls.

• 2:05:41Speaker 02

  Can I say one thing, though? I'm, I'm gonna say this dude, this fool has like a mouthpiece, it's insane.

• 2:05:45Speaker 00

  So, what's the game? What's the game?

• 2:05:47Speaker 01

  The game is just talking to you, nigga.

• 2:05:49Speaker 00

  But what, when you pull up, like, what?

• 2:05:50Speaker 01

  I'm not pulling out, I'm like, oh, sorry.

• 2:05:52Speaker 02

  I can tell you a special move.

• 2:05:52Speaker 01

  Get the fuck out.

• 2:05:53Speaker 02

  What he does, what he does, what he does, that's like if he takes a girl kinda serious.

• 2:05:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:05:56Speaker 02

  Held by her flowers and held by her mom flowers.

• 2:05:58Speaker 01

  Come on! That's player shit. That's fly shit.

• 2:06:01Speaker 02

  I've seen it, I've seen it in person.

• 2:06:03Speaker 00

  Because then the mom starts whispering in the daughter's ear. He's a sweet guy.

• 2:06:07Speaker 02

  He's a sweetheart.

• 2:06:08Speaker 01

  And if she's a good mom, she gonna take her mom's advice.

• 2:06:10Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 2:06:10Speaker 01

  That's all I'm saying, bro.

• 2:06:11Speaker 00

  But then, but then.

• 2:06:12Speaker 02

  You a piece of shit.

• 2:06:14Speaker 02

  You obviously not a good kid.

• 2:06:16Speaker 01

  And then you shout, you should've never listened to that bitch. She lonely.

• 2:06:20Speaker 02

  Why you gotta sit around, bitch? Where's your dad at?

• 2:06:24Speaker 01

  And then, and then usually they have fun with bitches with a tricky relationship with their father.

• 2:06:27Speaker 02

  Oh, the best.

• 2:06:29Speaker 01

  You wanna know, you wanna know, you wanna know why? Because they don't know how a man should treat them, papa.

• 2:06:32Speaker 00

  I'm not that, I got a daughter, I got a daughter!

• 2:06:39Speaker 02

  I'm gonna keep him away from you. Yeah, girls with no fathers, girls with no fathers, you could kind of establish how a man should treat you. You could, I'm.

• 2:06:45Speaker 00

  But where, where, but in the Mexican community, you're seeing a lot of, of girls with no dads?

• 2:06:49Speaker 01

  What? Especially now, they out of here.

• 2:06:51Speaker 02

  Them shits is absent.

• 2:06:52Speaker 00

  They got multiple families.

• 2:06:53Speaker 01

  They do it just like the poor.

• 2:06:54Speaker 00

  Latino dad is locked the fuck in.

• 2:06:56Speaker 02

  No, no, no, Latino dads, I, I don't know.

• 2:06:58Speaker 01

  They, they, they are locked in, but, but sometimes, a lot of, a lot of Latino marriages, it's not that they forced, but we go through some, force on Catholic that we're married, we can never get divorced. That means they not happy, so when they not happy, they just start having kids, without even loving the mothers.

• 2:07:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:07:14Speaker 01

  So, what I mean, so like, for example, my situation is different. My dad just love Crystal a little more than he love mom. Like, Crystal, I make Crystal mad, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, so you feel me?

• 2:07:22Speaker 00

  Crystal's good, though.

• 2:07:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:07:23Speaker 02

  You got it?

• 2:07:24Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:07:27Speaker 00

  Hey, listen, when you get those crush pills of ecstasy, they got crystal.

• 2:07:32Speaker 02

  Oh, for sure.

• 2:07:32Speaker 00

  That shit is not, yes. Why do you think it's so much better than the Molly? Like, if you're getting a fucking, if you're getting those pills, they got them cut with all the good shit.

• 2:07:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, but anyone that, anyone that's been to a rave that's taken a, like a Tesla or whatever, you've done meth.

• 2:07:45Speaker 00

  That's the greatest. I don't wanna promote, I don't wanna promote drugs, don't do drugs, brother. That is the greatest life I've had in my life. That, the Tesla pill.

• 2:07:53Speaker 02

  I used to go to high school, that's crazy, bro. Tesla pills, in, in, in my high school, I would go to school and do acid.

• 2:07:59Speaker 00

  Were you not afraid?

• 2:08:00Speaker 02

  Of course, of everything. Go to acid, bro.

• 2:08:05Speaker 02

  I love, oh, stuck for the long, we can't.

• 2:08:07Speaker 00

  All right, so this, that's where, that's where you, but I love this energy. I love the energy, like, you know, stop complaining about whatever, oh, I'm not tall enough, or, or, or whatever.

• 2:08:15Speaker 01

  But it's like, there's like, big girls, like, if you gotta, like, I have a gang of big homies, I'm a homie, Allison, Haley, they're started off.

• 2:08:20Speaker 02

  She big as hell, yeah, shout out to the big one.

• 2:08:21Speaker 01

  But they get, but, but their mans are good looking.

• 2:08:24Speaker 02

  Very nice looking.

• 2:08:24Speaker 00

  And what do you think it is? What is their game?

• 2:08:25Speaker 01

  And it's because, there's too many changes in the world. There's, there's somebody for somebody, papa. You gotta find your somebody.

• 2:08:30Speaker 02

  But I also think they're real player with it, too, they're very nice women.

• 2:08:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, the homies are fly.

• 2:08:34Speaker 00

  Oh, of course, they know how to make a dude feel comfortable, it's like, they need to attach.

• 2:08:37Speaker 01

  But it's, but it's vice versa.

• 2:08:38Speaker 00

  But would you, but would you like, all right, when you had, when you had certain, was it ever a girl was like, oh, I've never been with a bigger dude or whatever?

• 2:08:46Speaker 01

  All the time, papa, I'm the first.

• 2:08:47Speaker 00

  And you love that shit.

• 2:08:47Speaker 01

  And you love that shit. We understand, when I was broke, it was a little wobbly. Now you see me do fly shit, I'm like, like, bro, my bitch right now, she see my schedule in my house, it said flagrant on Tuesday, papa, ahh! Wait, wait, wait.

• 2:09:00Speaker 00

  So, so when they say that to you and they're saying it in like a way where like-

• 2:09:03Speaker 01

  Do I get offended?

• 2:09:04Speaker 00

  No, you get, I imagine it's a compliment.

• 2:09:06Speaker 01

  Oh, my dick is rock hard.

• 2:09:07Speaker 00

  I'm that guy.

• 2:09:08Speaker 01

  I wanna come for her right now.

• 2:09:09Speaker 03

  But you gotta put it on for a big guy.

• 2:09:10Speaker 01

  And then, and then, and then I wanna let you know right now, since I've lost weight, the shit got bigger.

• 2:09:14Speaker 00

  Isn't it crazy?

• 2:09:15Speaker 01

  I lay it down, pops.

• 2:09:16Speaker 00

  It's different, isn't it?

• 2:09:17Speaker 01

  And then, and then, and then I do have a cardio and then I grew up swimming, so my cardio's always been cool, but when I was 350-

• 2:09:22Speaker 00

  You were swimming or floating?

• 2:09:25Speaker 01

  Wobbly, wobbly.

• 2:09:27Speaker 01

  Hey, you know what, scratch that one out, though, you know.

• 2:09:30Speaker 03

  Same, same, same for the set, same for the set.

• 2:09:32Speaker 01

  No, no, I, I grew up playing water polo.

• 2:09:35Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:09:35Speaker 01

  Get the fuck-

• 2:09:36Speaker 00

  You know what's funny is-

• 2:09:36Speaker 02

  You guys don't know?

• 2:09:37Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:09:37Speaker 02

  This is who grew up playing water polo.

• 2:09:39Speaker 00

  I would watch, I would watch some of the pod and I'd see you say, but you're like a professional swimmer to him and I didn't know what it was referencing.

• 2:09:45Speaker 02

  So, so the reference is he grew up playing water polo. I went to the beach with him, I swear to God, I thought I was gonna die. Cause you know how you're in the water with your boys and you wrestle and shit?

• 2:09:53Speaker 00

  But he's a dolphin.

• 2:09:54Speaker 02

  Dude, dude, he stood on my back, the wave came, it came in my fucking water.

• 2:10:00Speaker 03

  Wait, what?

• 2:10:00Speaker 02

  I actually doubled down, it came in my face, bro.

• 2:10:03Speaker 00

  Yo, around.

• 2:10:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, the water came in my face, went in my ass, all types of shit, bro. And I thought I was gonna die, but this one, the water, it's like, it's like wa- It's like-

• 2:10:11Speaker 00

  Percy Jackson.

• 2:10:12Speaker 02

  It's like watching Chris Hansen at a, you know?

• 2:10:15Speaker 02

  It's like watching Chris Hansen in a Predator watch, then. He's water to him, fool.

• 2:10:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's, that's his natural environment.

• 2:10:20Speaker 02

  So, what are you doing here?

• 2:10:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know, so I grew up playing-

• 2:10:23Speaker 00

  So, you say it's game, it's taking care of yourself and confidence.

• 2:10:27Speaker 01

  And I do water polo, I help with that, cause I have to wear like jammers and I was always shirtless, I'm not a-

• 2:10:31Speaker 00

  So, you're comfy with your body?

• 2:10:32Speaker 01

  I'm comfy with my body, obviously when I was 350.

• 2:10:34Speaker 00

  It's different.

• 2:10:35Speaker 01

  It was different, bad, pop.

• 2:10:36Speaker 00

  And did that fuck with your confidence a little bit?

• 2:10:38Speaker 01

  For sure, what, I couldn't breathe, Papa.

• 2:10:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's tricky.

• 2:10:40Speaker 01

  I was, like, right now, if we were here, bro, it would've signed the back. What, if you was fucked up, sign the fuck, you know what, fuck Nick. You know, right before I started out my life-

• 2:10:47Speaker 03

  I was gonna fuck you, man.

• 2:10:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck you, Nick.

• 2:10:53Speaker 01

  No, no, you know, buddy?

• 2:10:54Speaker 02

  Bro, we're taking it very well.

• 2:10:56Speaker 00

  Nigga, he's Mexican, bro. Mexican has the best sense of humor of all people on the planet. I ju- It's like the most painful thing you go through, you immediately get made fun of and you gotta laugh at it.

• 2:11:04Speaker 01

  That's how my mom is.

• 2:11:05Speaker 00

  Right away. It's beautiful, bro, it's-

• 2:11:07Speaker 01

  So, so it's crazy, so when, when I was 350, we used to record where like close the mics on round.

• 2:11:13Speaker 00

  And it had to pull it back?

• 2:11:14Speaker 01

  No, and Vic, and then when I started my weight loss, the first month, I lost like 20, but you know, you, you feel like the water weight?

• 2:11:19Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:11:20Speaker 01

  Vic was like, hey, thank God, fool, cause we're having a meeting about telling you that you keep breathing into the mic.

• 2:11:25Speaker 03

  No, because you, as you guys know with audio, it's like, if we're saying something, he's-

• 2:11:30Speaker 00

  Darth Vader, bro.

• 2:11:31Speaker 01

  It was bad, it was bad. No, no, but, but our Karim and Andres be on Jakarta about that day, cause Jakarta be like-

• 2:11:37Speaker 02

  Cause that fool's a little bitch. He's like a, he's like a, alright, so, do you not, okay, how do I explain this? You have a cheerleader, like out of your group, like a fool that's just always on your dick and he always supports you and everything? Okay, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say.

• 2:11:52Speaker 03

  Put a picture in the studio, bro.

• 2:11:53Speaker 02

  Let's say, hey, why don't you guys work hard and get big?

• 2:11:59Speaker 00

  That was, that was the most Indonesian ass shit right there. That was your dad speaking through you.

• 2:12:04Speaker 02

  I can let's say, let's say like, if us, we all get-

• 2:12:06Speaker 03

  Turn it up.

• 2:12:06Speaker 02

  Sorry, it's up to me? There you go.

• 2:12:09Speaker 00

  More, more, more, more, more like, facing you.

• 2:12:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, right in your mouth.

• 2:12:11Speaker 00

  There had a guy, he said, there had a guy, there you go.

• 2:12:14Speaker 02

  So, let's say like us, do we gonna argue?

• 2:12:15Speaker 00

  Oh, one more time, I'm just kidding.

• 2:12:16Speaker 02

  We gonna, we get in arguments all the time. Anything that comes out this fool's mouth, this fool's immediately, oh, yes daddy, yes daddy, you know what I'm saying? So, so I'm always fending for myself. I love the boy, but-

• 2:12:26Speaker 00

  Am I usually right?

• 2:12:28Speaker 02

  Like 70%. Though, that 30 though, I'd be right, that 30. I'd be holding it down for that 30 and this fool, just never support me.

• 2:12:37Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 2:12:37Speaker 01

  No, he does support him. We just want more for Jakarta, that's all.

• 2:12:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, but fool, but fool like, I want more for myself too, soon, you know what I'm saying?

• 2:12:45Speaker 00

  What if a girl, what if a girl is, what if a girl is initially rejecting you? Do you never take it personally? It's like part of the whole, you're like, you're like cool with it?

• 2:12:54Speaker 01

  I'll be cool, and then, and then when she see me doing fly shit, the bottle popping, you want some, bitch, stay over there, no, remember? No, bitch.

• 2:12:59Speaker 00

  Oh, really?

• 2:13:00Speaker 01

  No, no, but I'm flying, but bitch tell me that, I'm not finna be petty about the bitch.

• 2:13:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, we just beat the shit out of her.

• 2:13:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:13:05Speaker 02

  We just beat the shit out of her.

• 2:13:06Speaker 01

  No, we won't, we won't.

• 2:13:08Speaker 02

  Bitch, you better suck my dick or my homie's gonna beat your ass.

• 2:13:14Speaker 00

  This nigga is going crazy.

• 2:13:18Speaker 00

  Sharia law. Which law is that? Which law is that Sharia law right there?

• 2:13:23Speaker 02

  I think that was actually, that was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was actually a Scottish law.

• 2:13:28Speaker 01

  I'm at 15.

• 2:13:29Speaker 02

  Hey, chill out, bro.

• 2:13:30Speaker 01

  Wow, really?

• 2:13:31Speaker 02

  Little Catholic bitch. You can act like Pope, don't be, I'm sorry, not the Pope, my fault, my fault, probably.

• 2:13:36Speaker 00

  But you know what's funny is they, they can't talk shit about Jesus, cause they believe in him too.

• 2:13:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:13:40Speaker 00

  So, he kinda like-

• 2:13:41Speaker 01

  So, so we gotta say, that's what I'm saying, we gotta say, we gotta say both. Okay, we wanna ask you guys this, can we ask you guys a question?

• 2:13:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, please, go.

• 2:13:46Speaker 01

  It's gonna be very dark. If, would you, me and Jakarta always have to debate, I prefer being Catholic than I prefer being Muslim. He's like, what the fuck? And I was like, obviously.

• 2:13:53Speaker 02

  Oh, easy, easy, easy.

• 2:13:54Speaker 01

  Sweet, right?

• 2:13:54Speaker 02

  Can I say, would you rather be a fucking terrorist or get touched by a priest?

• 2:13:59Speaker 00

  Why, why can't you be the priest?

• 2:14:03Speaker 03

  Wait, you would rather be the priest?

• 2:14:04Speaker 00

  No, I'm just saying like, wait, that's the worst option. I'm just saying, no, hold on, hold on.

• 2:14:09Speaker 02

  I've never thought about that.

• 2:14:10Speaker 00

  Because you're not comparing, you're not comparing the right thing, you're comparing to, both are terrorists.

• 2:14:15Speaker 01

  Okay, what about that, what about that?

• 2:14:16Speaker 00

  Like, the terrorist for you is-

• 2:14:17Speaker 02

  Oh, so would you rather touch children?

• 2:14:18Speaker 00

  Oh, that's easy. Or, or be a terrorist.

• 2:14:20Speaker 03

  Well, I'd rather be a terrorist, probably.

• 2:14:22Speaker 02

  Nah, come on, pops.

• 2:14:23Speaker 03

  Then touch a kid? Then touch a kid?

• 2:14:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, I don't know what you do.

• 2:14:28Speaker 01

  I was saying, would you prefer, would you prefer being a victim of capitalism?

• 2:14:32Speaker 02

  Catholicism.

• 2:14:33Speaker 01

  Catholicism or Islam?

• 2:14:36Speaker 00

  So, one, you get to live.

• 2:14:38Speaker 01

  And tell the story.

• 2:14:39Speaker 00

  And tell the story.

• 2:14:40Speaker 01

  And make a podcast.

• 2:14:41Speaker 00

  And make a podcast about it.

• 2:14:42Speaker 02

  The other one, you die quick, but you'll be remembered forever. Everyone thinks about Osama bin Laden all the time.

• 2:14:48Speaker 02

  I didn't even tell you guys, when I was a kid, when I was a kid, in 5th grade, I had a black teacher, name was Miss Kofield.

• 2:14:53Speaker 00

  When I was a kid?

• 2:14:55Speaker 01

  I thought he was from back home or something.

• 2:14:57Speaker 00

  When I was in 5th grade, I thought it was gay.

• 2:15:00Speaker 01

  Wait, back in the war, shit, that?

• 2:15:02Speaker 00

  He had a whole song about it. That's your biggest-

• 2:15:06Speaker 02

  When Osama bin Laden died, I swear to God, in class you went, Osama bin Laden died, he's Muslim, just like Umar, and the bitch pointed at him.

• 2:15:12Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:15:13Speaker 02

  In 5th grade. Dude, I had people, I had people coming up to me in lunch, talking about like, RIP your uncle. I was like, I don't know Osama bin Laden.

• 2:15:20Speaker 03

  But was there a relation, though?

• 2:15:21Speaker 02

  None.

• 2:15:22Speaker 01

  None, the height is one.

• 2:15:23Speaker 02

  None that I know of. That fool 6'4", he should've been on the Lakers, he shouldn't have been shooting shit like that, you know?

• 2:15:27Speaker 00

  He was 6'4", just like, oh.

• 2:15:29Speaker 02

  Oh. Hey.

• 2:15:31Speaker 00

  And your dad's short.

• 2:15:32Speaker 01

  And your dad's-

• 2:15:38Speaker 02

  And real place for the win every time.

• 2:15:40Speaker 01

  Say what's really wanted to say.

• 2:15:41Speaker 02

  Real niggas for the win every time.

• 2:15:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, there you go.

• 2:15:45Speaker 01

  I know him too well, I know him too well.

• 2:15:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's in his heart.

• 2:15:48Speaker 02

  So, um, if you guys could recommend for us to eat something over here in New York? Shut up, bitch. If you get a recommendation.

• 2:15:53Speaker 00

  Yo, let me set you guys up, but you want New York shit, you don't want-

• 2:15:56Speaker 02

  Nah, but I just had a chopped cheese, it's practically a cheeseburger at the Longway, but I'm pretty okay.

• 2:16:00Speaker 00

  Can I just, can I just let you know something?

• 2:16:01Speaker 03

  That's not even New York.

• 2:16:01Speaker 00

  Chopped cheese is not New York.

• 2:16:03Speaker 02

  Really, yeah, that's what, that's what, um, Ryan Delle Ortez said.

• 2:16:06Speaker 00

  This is not New York. None of us ate chopped cheese growing up.

• 2:16:08Speaker 03

  Look at the resemblance, yo.

• 2:16:09Speaker 00

  You look identical to that motherfucker.

• 2:16:10Speaker 03

  Holy shit.

• 2:16:11Speaker 00

  It's crazy that we see, let you eat it in here right now.

• 2:16:14Speaker 01

  Jakarta.

• 2:16:15Speaker 00

  Jakarta, that's you, bro.

• 2:16:17Speaker 02

  Can I just, can I tell you guys my, my deli order?

• 2:16:19Speaker 01

  So, you're gonna put the guy for take off your glasses?

• 2:16:22Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 2:16:23Speaker 01

  Nah. They know you got Down's Syndrome without your glasses, it's crazy.

• 2:16:28Speaker 02

  And you think Down's Syndrome fools feel like how like fools feel when they're really, really high? Like, you ever ate edible and you think that's just how Down's Syndrome people feel sometimes?

• 2:16:36Speaker 00

  In what way, like?

• 2:16:37Speaker 01

  Not happy?

• 2:16:40Speaker 02

  I just think Down's Syndrome people are kinda like Pokemon.

• 2:16:43Speaker 01

  Really?

• 2:16:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:16:44Speaker 01

  Like, what Pokemon would they be?

• 2:16:46Speaker 02

  Like, uh, like a Wabba Fett.

• 2:16:51Speaker 02

  But then there are levels, like some Down's Syndrome people are much smarter than the other ones.

• 2:16:54Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 2:16:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, that is true.

• 2:16:57Speaker 01

  Like Shane Gillis is one of the advanced ones.

• 2:16:59Speaker 02

  No, but see, that fool just looks retarded, he's not retarded, bro. That fool is probably one of my favorite comedians.

• 2:17:04Speaker 00

  He's amazing.

• 2:17:05Speaker 02

  I love, hey, bro, by the way, you did great in tires.

• 2:17:07Speaker 00

  Thank you, bro, appreciate it.

• 2:17:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, bro, if you guys need a terrorist for 30s.

• 2:17:10Speaker 00

  I got you, but you don't look terrorist enough.

• 2:17:12Speaker 02

  I'll terrorist it up.

• 2:17:13Speaker 00

  How could you? You got the fucking Edgar.

• 2:17:17Speaker 02

  It's actually a vest, fucking racist.

• 2:17:20Speaker 02

  I'll, I'll, I'll-

• 2:17:21Speaker 01

  It's a suicide top?

• 2:17:22Speaker 02

  You thought this was a suicide vest?

• 2:17:24Speaker 00

  I didn't know, bro, you pulled up.

• 2:17:26Speaker 03

  Wearing the whole vest, that's so scary.

• 2:17:28Speaker 02

  It's a metal, brother. Okay, we have, well, point being is, I would love, I love tires, man, I, and, um, yeah, if you guys need a Muslim guy for anything, just whatever.

• 2:17:35Speaker 00

  But do you identify as Muslim, though?

• 2:17:37Speaker 02

  For sure, first.

• 2:17:38Speaker 00

  You think you're Muslim first?

• 2:17:39Speaker 02

  For sure.

• 2:17:39Speaker 00

  Now, are you the only Muslim with that haircut?

• 2:17:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, Edgar, I was doing this before the Edgars were doing it.

• 2:17:46Speaker 00

  Is that true?

• 2:17:46Speaker 02

  Very true.

• 2:17:47Speaker 01

  Very true.

• 2:17:47Speaker 03

  So, it's a Muslim haircut that they took from-

• 2:17:49Speaker 02

  It's not a Muslim haircut.

• 2:17:50Speaker 03

  But, but they took it from you, though?

• 2:17:51Speaker 02

  They took it from me, yeah.

• 2:17:52Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 2:17:53Speaker 02

  I think just real niggas really like universally have this cut, you know what I'm saying?

• 2:17:58Speaker 02

  Real niggas and then a 50-year-old Latina aunties.

• 2:18:01Speaker 01

  Salvadorian.

• 2:18:02Speaker 02

  And, uh, Tony Braxton in the 90s.

• 2:18:04Speaker 00

  Yo, El Salvador, El Salvador is coming up, bro.

• 2:18:07Speaker 01

  Have you been there?

• 2:18:08Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, they were the most dangerous country to now the most safest.

• 2:18:10Speaker 00

  The safest.

• 2:18:11Speaker 02

  And that was all Bukele, but some people claim him as a dictator.

• 2:18:14Speaker 00

  But he's-

• 2:18:15Speaker 02

  I think History Man over here got some stuff to say.

• 2:18:17Speaker 00

  Hey, where's Bukele from, though? Where's Bukele from?

• 2:18:19Speaker 02

  Palestine.

• 2:18:20Speaker 00

  Is he?

• 2:18:21Speaker 02

  Palestinian.

• 2:18:22Speaker 00

  Palestine?

• 2:18:22Speaker 02

  Big Palestine.

• 2:18:23Speaker 00

  Is he, is he, is he Muslim or is he Catholic?

• 2:18:25Speaker 02

  He's not, he's, uh, he's one of the others, I think he's one of them.

• 2:18:28Speaker 00

  Oh, he's Christian?

• 2:18:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I think he's Christian, actually.

• 2:18:31Speaker 01

  I think he's mixed.

• 2:18:32Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 2:18:32Speaker 01

  Oh, no, no, actually, actually, that might be the president from Mexico.

• 2:18:34Speaker 03

  The Palestinian Christian.

• 2:18:35Speaker 00

  The Mexican president, dude.

• 2:18:36Speaker 03

  Palestinian Christian.

• 2:18:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, shout out to the Palestinian Christians.

• 2:18:39Speaker 00

  Dude, Bukele cleaned that shit up, bro.

• 2:18:40Speaker 01

  He did, he did it.

• 2:18:41Speaker 02

  You know what's crazy, though?

• 2:18:42Speaker 01

  He did a clean house.

• 2:18:43Speaker 02

  When they were doing, Seco, Seco is the prison that they have.

• 2:18:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:18:46Speaker 02

  When they were doing the raids and grabbing people from Seco, a bunch of innocent people got put in there too.

• 2:18:50Speaker 00

  Hey, man, you gotta crack some eggs, bro.

• 2:18:53Speaker 02

  Family, because in Seco, if you're locked up, you're unable, there's no outside contact, no visitors, no nothing.

• 2:18:57Speaker 01

  The craziest shit, the craziest shit, where I knew he was standing on business when he was going to like the gang members that were dead in the tombstone and breaking that shit, he wasn't fucking around.

• 2:19:04Speaker 03

  Nah, he don't play around.

• 2:19:05Speaker 01

  I think, I think he's trying to do the si- the same thing with Haiti, if I'm not mistaken, they had, I just seen some shit.

• 2:19:09Speaker 03

  He's going to Haiti?

• 2:19:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:19:11Speaker 00

  Clean it up?

• 2:19:11Speaker 01

  Honestly, honestly, for me, honestly, for me, he should just be the president of all Central America. Honduras, Guatemala, and just clean the house.

• 2:19:20Speaker 00

  But not Mex- not Mexico. Cause Mexico's North America.

• 2:19:26Speaker 02

  This is gonna be America in like 50 years.

• 2:19:27Speaker 00

  Yo, shouldn't we just be like Mexico, America, Canada, North America, man?

• 2:19:31Speaker 01

  Do we really want the Canadians?

• 2:19:32Speaker 00

  Nah, they're nice, bro, they're nice.

• 2:19:34Speaker 01

  Two, twos fam?

• 2:19:37Speaker 00

  Don't, don't, America, don't we have the best neighbors, though? I've always thought that.

• 2:19:40Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 2:19:41Speaker 00

  We got the nicest people up North.

• 2:19:42Speaker 02

  We have the best neighbors, so why would we wanna build a wall to separate us?

• 2:19:45Speaker 00

  Nah, be, you know, we're not separating from Mexicans, we want Mexicans.

• 2:19:48Speaker 02

  Really?

• 2:19:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, bro.

• 2:19:49Speaker 02

  I don't think our president wants them.

• 2:19:51Speaker 00

  He, he don't want, he don't want like further.

• 2:19:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, like when it was just Mexicans coming in, we were like, oh, don't come in.

• 2:20:00Speaker 01

  Come in, come in.

• 2:20:03Speaker 02

  Now the other ones are coming in.

• 2:20:04Speaker 01

  Go round back, go round back.

• 2:20:05Speaker 02

  Now the other ones are coming in.

• 2:20:06Speaker 00

  He was like, oh, whoa, whoa, y'all gotta control that over there.

• 2:20:09Speaker 03

  I mean, talk to Mexicans, how they feel about El Salvadorans?

• 2:20:11Speaker 00

  Wait, wait.

• 2:20:14Speaker 01

  No, fuck with it. What do you mean Andrea, our producer?

• 2:20:16Speaker 00

  He's Salvadoran?

• 2:20:16Speaker 01

  She.

• 2:20:17Speaker 00

  Oh, she?

• 2:20:18Speaker 02

  But how do you really feel about?

• 2:20:19Speaker 00

  Tresé? Is she tresé or what?

• 2:20:21Speaker 03

  Holy Jesus, crap.

• 2:20:22Speaker 00

  Is she tresé or what?

• 2:20:23Speaker 01

  She gang banging? I don't think so.

• 2:20:25Speaker 02

  No, she's just a nice little forty eleven girl.

• 2:20:27Speaker 00

  That's what they say.

• 2:20:27Speaker 01

  That's what they say.

• 2:20:28Speaker 00

  That's what they say until Bukele snatches you up and throws you in the fucking sick cot.

• 2:20:32Speaker 02

  Yo, dude, did you see there was a retired police officer in Salvador and he was talking shit to his neighbor and he was just like, I'm a fucking police officer. I'll tell them you're a fucking gang member. We'll put you out, bitch.

• 2:20:40Speaker 00

  That's fucked up. That's Salem witch trials.

• 2:20:42Speaker 01

  Andrea, Andrea, I think Andrea thinks what he's doing, right? But, but you're right. When you're doing crazy shit like that to clean up house, some innocent people gonna be in the way. For sure. That, that's definitely.

• 2:20:52Speaker 02

  Bro, hey, some innocent people gotta go, fool, for, for a whole country to be okay.

• 2:20:57Speaker 00

  That's what we felt about y'all, man, after nine eleven, man. Like, it was, you know?

• 2:21:01Speaker 02

  Really? What do you mean, y'all?

• 2:21:04Speaker 02

  Segregation was not too long ago. Two thousand and one was closer.

• 2:21:09Speaker 01

  They told the drinking at a water fountain again. Hey, bro, I was gonna show your dad.

• 2:21:14Speaker 00

  Me?

• 2:21:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:21:15Speaker 00

  You think he was out there?

• 2:21:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're never out there like he's drinking out of water.

• 2:21:18Speaker 02

  Drinking at a water fountain again.

• 2:21:20Speaker 00

  When you were younger, you were, you were raised with Mexicans and blacks. Was there a decision that you went Mexican?

• 2:21:26Speaker 02

  I went black first.

• 2:21:27Speaker 00

  Okay, so you went black first. What brought you over to Mexican?

• 2:21:30Speaker 02

  I fucked a black girl. I didn't have enough, enough dick. Went to the Mexicans.

• 2:21:36Speaker 02

  All right, guess what? I have enough dick over here, buddy.

• 2:21:39Speaker 00

  Wait, Mexicans don't have big dicks?

• 2:21:41Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure not more than fucking.

• 2:21:42Speaker 01

  You felt my shit before.

• 2:21:43Speaker 02

  Mandingo fucks. Hey, bro, my boy packing. I'm, I'm like, I'm.

• 2:21:46Speaker 01

  I'm cool. I'm straight. I'm cool. I'm happy.

• 2:21:48Speaker 03

  But now it's even bigger.

• 2:21:49Speaker 01

  I gotta get by dick.

• 2:21:50Speaker 00

  How much did you get?

• 2:21:51Speaker 01

  I, I gotta get by dick.

• 2:21:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, but how much did you get back after losing the weight?

• 2:21:55Speaker 01

  Like two inches.

• 2:21:57Speaker 02

  We measured before and after, so you got like two.

• 2:21:59Speaker 00

  You got one to two more inches.

• 2:22:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, the gird- it shows more, even if it's a, probably it's a mental thing. So even if it doesn't look bigger, I mean, if.

• 2:22:08Speaker 00

  This is Chris Rock joke, where he's like, the background is smaller. So it look, everything in the foreground.

• 2:22:13Speaker 01

  So, so, so even though it's not bigger mentally, in your head, you're gonna, you've heard all these things that was skinny food. Fat food's got a big dick, but he's getting skinny now. It's gonna look bigger.

• 2:22:23Speaker 00

  Is stamina, is stamina better?

• 2:22:24Speaker 01

  Stamina's a great thing.

• 2:22:25Speaker 00

  Cause before you were just on your back, right?

• 2:22:27Speaker 01

  Even chlamydia gets cured faster.

• 2:22:29Speaker 00

  Chlamydia?

• 2:22:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:22:30Speaker 02

  You know how to cure chlamydia, right?

• 2:22:31Speaker 01

  Like this.

• 2:22:35Speaker 02

  Gonorrhea, chlamydia, usually it'll be okay.

• 2:22:38Speaker 01

  You know, but you wanna.

• 2:22:39Speaker 02

  It's stuff like herpes, herpes, herpes, you need to take Tylenol.

• 2:22:45Speaker 03

  Big's vapor up, yeah.

• 2:22:46Speaker 02

  Big's vapor, big's vapor. Hey, I didn't know you were Mexican. Vaporum.

• 2:22:49Speaker 01

  Vaporum?

• 2:22:51Speaker 02

  You ever, you ever, like.

• 2:22:53Speaker 00

  Yo, what are the best Mexican remedies for illness?

• 2:22:55Speaker 02

  Oh, he told me you stick your finger in vapor and put it in your ass.

• 2:22:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:23:00Speaker 00

  For what?

• 2:23:00Speaker 02

  Oh, just.

• 2:23:01Speaker 01

  Anything. Cold, sick, you're depressed, vaporum fixes it all. You're bored?

• 2:23:05Speaker 00

  You're bored, you put vaporum in your ass, it'll be ready.

• 2:23:07Speaker 02

  You're gonna get twenty minutes off work? Put this in your ass?

• 2:23:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:23:10Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, real question for the real men right here.

• 2:23:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:23:12Speaker 02

  Who's gone their ass ache? Come on, raise your hand.

• 2:23:14Speaker 00

  Aw, come on, bro.

• 2:23:15Speaker 02

  We, we know you. I seen your nails, brother.

• 2:23:17Speaker 00

  Come on, bro.

• 2:23:19Speaker 01

  Nah, you're gay, homie.

• 2:23:20Speaker 00

  You would not do that?

• 2:23:21Speaker 01

  I've never done, you're gay, fool.

• 2:23:23Speaker 00

  Why is that gay? A girl is eating my ass.

• 2:23:25Speaker 01

  Okay, okay. What position were you in?

• 2:23:28Speaker 00

  I had my legs in the air like the Twin Towers.

• 2:23:31Speaker 01

  And then they got shut down the minute he, ah, boom.

• 2:23:35Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

• 2:23:35Speaker 00

  It was unbelievable.

• 2:23:36Speaker 01

  Did she spread your shit?

• 2:23:37Speaker 00

  Nah, come on. That's gay. And you wouldn't even think about that.

• 2:23:41Speaker 02

  Not my legs.

• 2:23:42Speaker 00

  I was doing this shit like the strippers do. I was like.

• 2:23:50Speaker 02

  You guys are going to strip club and the bitch is just doing it way too much?

• 2:23:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:23:54Speaker 02

  Like I had a bitch doing backflips and shit and she expected so much money?

• 2:23:56Speaker 00

  Can we stick to the eating ass first?

• 2:23:57Speaker 02

  Oh, my fault, eating ass.

• 2:23:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, so you enjoy that?

• 2:23:59Speaker 02

  Uh, getting my ass ache?

• 2:24:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:24:01Speaker 02

  Real players. Hell, yeah.

• 2:24:03Speaker 00

  I just, my thing is.

• 2:24:04Speaker 03

  Don't do it at all?

• 2:24:05Speaker 01

  I've never, I just never been in the position to where a girl picked, my thing is that the girl picked up his legs. So that's gay, right?

• 2:24:11Speaker 02

  My feet were touching the top like I was, like I was Spiderman.

• 2:24:14Speaker 01

  Cause he lives with his mom, so he can't get his ass ache at home. In the car.

• 2:24:18Speaker 02

  In the car.

• 2:24:18Speaker 01

  Wild. That's what I'm saying, baba.

• 2:24:20Speaker 00

  That's a little weird. But you're saying if a girl, like you're just, you got your legs spread, she's giving you head, she wanna go down there?

• 2:24:26Speaker 01

  Boy, if she giving you head and somehow she slips down to the gooch and a little, mm, that's cool. You're telling me the bitch picked his legs up? And ate this shit and held this shit? That's gay, fool.

• 2:24:35Speaker 00

  I don't know if that's gay, bro.

• 2:24:36Speaker 01

  That's gay, dog.

• 2:24:37Speaker 00

  It's a girl doing it. But don't, you should be more up to date, cause you're out there in these streets. We're all married.

• 2:24:42Speaker 02

  You guys are all married?

• 2:24:43Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 2:24:44Speaker 01

  Married, married, hot card.

• 2:24:45Speaker 02

  So a woman?

• 2:24:46Speaker 00

  Yes, nigga.

• 2:24:47Speaker 02

  Okay, it's your nails that be throwing people off. Uh, you're a woman too, Nick?

• 2:24:51Speaker 03

  Married to a woman, yes.

• 2:24:53Speaker 02

  Inter-racial or?

• 2:24:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, married.

• 2:24:55Speaker 01

  How old is she?

• 2:24:57Speaker 03

  Twenty-nine.

• 2:24:58Speaker 02

  Jewish?

• 2:24:59Speaker 03

  I don't know how to tell you. I'm Catholic.

• 2:25:02Speaker 01

  Really?

• 2:25:03Speaker 00

  Did you see the necklace?

• 2:25:05Speaker 02

  Before you could be Christian? You stupid bitch, you're lying. You're such a liar. I'm so sorry about my, my profanity.

• 2:25:11Speaker 03

  I let it slide for a while, but why do y'all think I'm Jewish?

• 2:25:14Speaker 00

  He is.

• 2:25:14Speaker 02

  I thought, I thought I heard you say he was Jewish last time.

• 2:25:17Speaker 03

  He's Jewish, he's Jewish, bro.

• 2:25:18Speaker 01

  Jewish and what?

• 2:25:19Speaker 03

  Jewish and what?

• 2:25:20Speaker 02

  Jewish and evil.

• 2:25:23Speaker 01

  And greedy.

• 2:25:26Speaker 02

  Jewish, greedy and evil.

• 2:25:27Speaker 00

  Oh, shit.

• 2:25:28Speaker 02

  Just a trifecta.

• 2:25:29Speaker 01

  Nah, I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna, you a gangster. The motherfucker y'all kill, you put him in a neck.

• 2:25:39Speaker 01

  Hey, you a cold motherfucker? You a cold motherfucker? Hey, bro, bro, you a cold motherfucker? Hey, bro, the fool that killed you wearing him in a cross.

• 2:25:47Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 2:25:47Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 2:25:50Speaker 03

  That's the problem, bro.

• 2:25:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:25:54Speaker 02

  All right, well, what's your, what's your last name? Just give me your last name.

• 2:25:56Speaker 03

  My last name?

• 2:25:56Speaker 02

  Give me the steen.

• 2:25:57Speaker 03

  Yup, come on. Gagnon, Gagnon.

• 2:25:59Speaker 02

  Oh, on France. For la, pour la françois?

• 2:26:01Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:26:02Speaker 02

  Oh, je m'appelle.

• 2:26:03Speaker 03

  Jakarta.

• 2:26:04Speaker 00

  There you go, see? The culture.

• 2:26:06Speaker 01

  He just saying shit.

• 2:26:07Speaker 00

  He speaks French, he speaks fluent French.

• 2:26:09Speaker 02

  You heard that's cargo?

• 2:26:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's pretty good.

• 2:26:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean.

• 2:26:12Speaker 00

  Wait, you're French?

• 2:26:13Speaker 03

  French Canadian.

• 2:26:14Speaker 00

  French Canadian. What the fuck is that?

• 2:26:15Speaker 02

  Lame, man, dawg.

• 2:26:16Speaker 00

  Catholic, okay. So is he Jewish or fuck, which one is it?

• 2:26:19Speaker 03

  But he's Jewish. No.

• 2:26:20Speaker 02

  So, no, no, no, cause I've heard him say, I've heard, I think I've heard you say he was Jewish. I've heard someone say he was a Jew.

• 2:26:25Speaker 00

  His last name is Schulz.

• 2:26:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:26:27Speaker 00

  I'm saying next between two Jews.

• 2:26:29Speaker 03

  He's the most Jewish of all the.

• 2:26:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, we have a Holocaust name.

• 2:26:32Speaker 00

  Okay, Loki, uh, my name is German, which is the opposite, bro.

• 2:26:36Speaker 01

  Schulz. So how do you feel?

• 2:26:38Speaker 00

  So how do I feel about what?

• 2:26:39Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 2:26:40Speaker 02

  How you feel about the Jewish?

• 2:26:42Speaker 01

  I wouldn't tell where we're going, dude. I'm not sure where your deal at.

• 2:26:48Speaker 01

  By the way, if this podcast gets us canceled, just know we did it for you guys.

• 2:26:50Speaker 00

  Thank you, thank you.

• 2:26:52Speaker 02

  That's the most important.

• 2:26:53Speaker 00

  We did it for Vic, bro.

• 2:26:54Speaker 02

  And we did it for Vic, man, and we will be back with Brum.

• 2:26:59Speaker 01

  Fucking Vic hasn't smiled this much in the studio in a long time.

• 2:27:01Speaker 00

  I know, bro. Vic is happy, bro.

• 2:27:03Speaker 03

  I was missing, I was missing this mic. There's a mic here. You gave me a mic?

• 2:27:08Speaker 02

  Hey, man, I just, I just.

• 2:27:09Speaker 01

  Can we get Vic a segment? Cause he took.

• 2:27:10Speaker 00

  Yo, we need to get Vic a segment, bro. Vic, what segment, what, what, what segment you wanna do, bro?

• 2:27:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I can tell you guys. You wanna say it?

• 2:27:16Speaker 01

  Real quick with Vic, one minute.

• 2:27:18Speaker 02

  With Rosecrans Vic.

• 2:27:19Speaker 00

  There it is.

• 2:27:19Speaker 03

  Real quick, with Rosecrans Vic.

• 2:27:21Speaker 00

  There it is.

• 2:27:22Speaker 02

  All right, Vic, go. Go, real quick.

• 2:27:24Speaker 03

  Real quick, real quick.

• 2:27:26Speaker 02

  Jeez, if you're fucking going quicker.

• 2:27:27Speaker 03

  All right, even faster?

• 2:27:29Speaker 01

  Go, go fucking flagrant, hurry the fuck up.

• 2:27:31Speaker 03

  Okay, uh.

• 2:27:32Speaker 02

  Oh, geez.

• 2:27:33Speaker 03

  Oh, my God. What am I supposed to say? I'm not, I'm, nobody's volunteering.

• 2:27:38Speaker 01

  Rosecrans media, everybody, go follow them.

• 2:27:40Speaker 03

  Follow Rosecrans media, follow the Rosecrans big show. Shout out my boys doing all the shout out. Everybody a flagrant.

• 2:27:46Speaker 01

  What's their name, Vic?

• 2:27:46Speaker 03

  Happy to be here. Shout out New York.

• 2:27:48Speaker 00

  Shout out New York, man.

• 2:27:49Speaker 01

  Shout out New York.

• 2:27:49Speaker 00

  Shout out New York, bro.

• 2:27:50Speaker 01

  New York, son. Groovy, son.

• 2:27:54Speaker 00

  What are you doing?

• 2:27:54Speaker 02

  Oh, I see it's my order. I see it's my order at the.

• 2:27:58Speaker 00

  Oh, in the deli, yeah. You were gonna say that, yeah.

• 2:28:00Speaker 02

  What is it? Can I get a dick and cheddar? Extra cheddar, hold the dick.

• 2:28:04Speaker 00

  Oh, where does it go, fuck?

• 2:28:07Speaker 02

  It was, can I get a? Can I get a dick and cheddar? Hold the cheddar, let me just get the dick.

• 2:28:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like that. I like that.

• 2:28:16Speaker 02

  You're gay.

• 2:28:19Speaker 03

  Have you ever gotten in trouble for some shit y'all said?

• 2:28:21Speaker 01

  I did get in trouble for.

• 2:28:22Speaker 02

  Oh, he's a fucking retard.

• 2:28:24Speaker 01

  I'm not a retard. I'm just, I express myself like Andrew.

• 2:28:26Speaker 03

  That's fine.

• 2:28:29Speaker 00

  What'd you say? What'd you say?

• 2:28:32Speaker 02

  Go ahead, some, some.

• 2:28:33Speaker 01

  Uh, I, I love Legos. A fan of us gave us a Lego set.

• 2:28:38Speaker 03

  That's cool.

• 2:28:38Speaker 01

  Oh, no, no, actually not a fan. I'm sorry. Let me take it like, Tommy from Ponte Las Pitas, their podcast that they open up for when we do our shit.

• 2:28:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, but they're not fans of yours?

• 2:28:45Speaker 01

  They might be fans, yeah. I just didn't wanna make, but they gave us Legos, which nine eleven Legos.

• 2:28:50Speaker 00

  They gave you nine eleven Lego?

• 2:28:51Speaker 01

  Well, the Twin Towers.

• 2:28:53Speaker 00

  They gave you Twin Towers Lego?

• 2:28:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I built it. And then I also have a little Lego.

• 2:28:58Speaker 02

  Of a plane.

• 2:28:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a nine eleven.

• 2:29:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:29:00Speaker 01

  I flew the plane into the Lego.

• 2:29:02Speaker 00

  But that happened.

• 2:29:03Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 2:29:04Speaker 00

  Why is that? Yeah.

• 2:29:05Speaker 03

  Why do they sell those Legos?

• 2:29:07Speaker 02

  They were tripping.

• 2:29:08Speaker 01

  Yes, that's exactly what, I, I would love to send you guys the one I built. Yes, I have it on here.

• 2:29:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can absolutely do it, but you gotta send us both parts.

• 2:29:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:29:14Speaker 02

  The plane as well?

• 2:29:16Speaker 00

  Planes.

• 2:29:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, planes.

• 2:29:18Speaker 00

  You always try to diminish your achievements.

• 2:29:21Speaker 02

  Do you, do you wanna tell the?

• 2:29:21Speaker 00

  I have more confidence in what you've done.

• 2:29:28Speaker 03

  It was a joint effort.

• 2:29:29Speaker 01

  The planes can explode.

• 2:29:31Speaker 02

  We know about the dancing Israeli, right?

• 2:29:32Speaker 00

  They had to convince some of y'all that we're dumb enough to do it. Isn't that the most embarrassing?

• 2:29:40Speaker 00

  Isn't it the most embarrassing, isn't it? If they did do it, if they did do it, they convince your dumb ass to do it.

• 2:29:46Speaker 02

  There's a handful, there's a handful, there's a handful of bad, there's a handful of retards in every race.

• 2:29:50Speaker 03

  That's fair.

• 2:29:50Speaker 02

  These were just the dumb fucks that got hit with it. Know what I'm saying? And by the way, those fools that did it and died, rest in piss. Fuck you. Boy, except my uncle. Love you, bro.

• 2:30:00Speaker 01

  RP the dead son.

• 2:30:02Speaker 02

  Tell my uncle Amir, I love you, bro.

• 2:30:04Speaker 01

  Shut up the dead one.

• 2:30:05Speaker 02

  Shut up the dead one. But by the way, like, like, like, that was a tragedy horrible.

• 2:30:14Speaker 02

  You're talking about nine eleven. Nine eleven, by the way.

• 2:30:16Speaker 01

  Oh, I thought your uncle dying.

• 2:30:18Speaker 02

  I said the family, but RP the real one, bro. The leader of the, the leader of the gang just died, right? But, but point is, you know, nine eleven horrible. Yeah, I didn't like it. I didn't like it at all. Horrible.

• 2:30:28Speaker 00

  Why were you not part of that meeting?

• 2:30:29Speaker 02

  Nine eleven happened. I'm passing. I didn't do it.

• 2:30:34Speaker 02

  Nine eleven happened, nine eleven happened horrible, horrible.

• 2:30:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:30:37Speaker 02

  But the Knicks won last year.

• 2:30:38Speaker 00

  Yo, that, a lot of people don't connect those two things.

• 2:30:41Speaker 02

  They don't understand that.

• 2:30:42Speaker 00

  But they are connected.

• 2:30:43Speaker 02

  It is, it is.

• 2:30:44Speaker 00

  It is.

• 2:30:44Speaker 02

  Yeah. You probably know more information about that one.

• 2:30:47Speaker 00

  Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:30:48Speaker 01

  Shout out the Knicks.

• 2:30:48Speaker 02

  My family owns both.

• 2:30:49Speaker 00

  Shout out the Knicks. And we're just getting notified that you guys gotta go. Your representation is, is.

• 2:30:53Speaker 01

  Who fuck our PR? Who their PR?

• 2:30:55Speaker 02

  Is it PR?

• 2:30:56Speaker 00

  What else you gotta, what else you gotta do today?

• 2:30:59Speaker 02

  Oh, better?

• 2:30:59Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 2:31:00Speaker 02

  They got some foolish shit.

• 2:31:01Speaker 01

  We gotta do some foolish shit. We do gotta do some foolish shit.

• 2:31:03Speaker 02

  What's the graffiti story?

• 2:31:04Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. Can we talk about the?

• 2:31:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, we can.

• 2:31:06Speaker 00

  Were you, were you in like?

• 2:31:08Speaker 01

  Tagging crew?

• 2:31:08Speaker 00

  Were you in some of the crews?

• 2:31:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:31:10Speaker 00

  Which crew, which crew were you in?

• 2:31:12Speaker 01

  Shout out Making It Happen, man. You feel me? Shout out the team. Shout out Zoner, all the boys. You feel me?

• 2:31:16Speaker 00

  It's called Making It Happen.

• 2:31:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, Make Out.

• 2:31:18Speaker 00

  But there's a few big crews in LA, right?

• 2:31:20Speaker 02

  A lot, a lot of crews.

• 2:31:22Speaker 00

  So the legend, what's the?

• 2:31:23Speaker 01

  The most legendary one is probably MTA.

• 2:31:25Speaker 02

  MTA.

• 2:31:25Speaker 00

  There's what? BAMC, BNW?

• 2:31:28Speaker 01

  Bam Crew, yeah, yeah.

• 2:31:29Speaker 00

  There's, uh.

• 2:31:30Speaker 01

  LA, LA crews that I consider legendary. It, it does the best.

• 2:31:33Speaker 00

  LTS is another one, right?

• 2:31:35Speaker 01

  Legendary for sure.

• 2:31:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. D U N O, I think, is one of them too.

• 2:31:38Speaker 00

  KOG or something like that?

• 2:31:39Speaker 01

  KOG, yeah, KOG, K4P. MG. Well, they're from New York. Graffiti started here.

• 2:31:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, New York.

• 2:31:45Speaker 00

  But like, all right, so the cool thing about, uh.

• 2:31:47Speaker 02

  Graffiti?

• 2:31:48Speaker 00

  I have, I don't wanna like, you know, put anybody on blast, but I have like a friend who, you know.

• 2:31:53Speaker 01

  Who's a big tiger?

• 2:31:54Speaker 00

  He, he's in LA and he, and he does stuff. And what the cool thing about, I've always thought about graffiti is that like.

• 2:31:58Speaker 01

  What's his name?

• 2:32:00Speaker 00

  Uh, I can tell his tag?

• 2:32:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, yes, tag.

• 2:32:03Speaker 00

  Uh, Payme.

• 2:32:04Speaker 02

  Oh, that's so player.

• 2:32:05Speaker 01

  Oh, I gotta see his shit. I want to see it.

• 2:32:07Speaker 00

  You've probably seen it on like some billboards, like sometimes they'll hit up like when they put the movie billboards.

• 2:32:12Speaker 01

  Oh, nice, nice, yes.

• 2:32:13Speaker 02

  It's crazy though. Oh, that's fire. I like that LA story.

• 2:32:16Speaker 00

  I think he hit the, I think he hit the building too. The, uh, remember when you guys all lit up that building? There was a building.

• 2:32:22Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 2:32:23Speaker 02

  So his homie, his homie's owner that was, that was part of MIH too, uh, uh, he, he actually had a big ass one.

• 2:32:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, shout out my boys, man. Yeah.

• 2:32:30Speaker 02

  They did.

• 2:32:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but graffiti is a big thing. That's where my name comes from. I started tagging like at seven.

• 2:32:34Speaker 00

  That was your, that was your.

• 2:32:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I started a different D U N O. And then I just switched to D O K N O W.

• 2:32:39Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, so what I always thought was interesting about the graffiti culture is that like, you're doing it under an alias. And there's really nobody, there's very little recognition outside of the community. And you can't be like, I did it, cause you could get locked up.

• 2:32:55Speaker 01

  Well, I think you're doing, well, I think you're doing it for other graffiti writers.

• 2:32:58Speaker 00

  That's what I'm saying. It's like.

• 2:32:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're doing, you're doing it for us.

• 2:33:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:33:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, but there is like, like obviously there's graffiti, there's big shit that came from graffiti that got big. So like Obey. Originally it was graffiti, but became work, yeah, became worldwide. Like Banksy was graffiti, but obviously now, I don't know how much you pay for a Banksy fucking painting. Probably gang shit. So a lot of this shit comes from graffiti, like it's just, but yeah, you don't get the record. Like you can't be like, oh, I did that.

• 2:33:23Speaker 00

  Cause it's illegal. It's like, it's like bank robbing.

• 2:33:25Speaker 01

  But I think that's, because you mean, like the homie's owner, when people think of LA tigers, they think we all look banged out and like socks to our knees and like cholos. The homie's owner, was the guy for the homie's owner, was like a soccer player.

• 2:33:38Speaker 02

  He's probably one of the most up in Los Angeles.

• 2:33:40Speaker 01

  He's low key not healthy.

• 2:33:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's.

• 2:33:42Speaker 01

  And, and he's one of the biggest graffiti writers in, in, in the city.

• 2:33:44Speaker 02

  He looks like he just came from Mexico, dead ass.

• 2:33:46Speaker 01

  He's Salvador.

• 2:33:47Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm sorry, Salvador. He's just a, he's like, he, he looks nothing like that.

• 2:33:50Speaker 01

  Like, oh, he's not a graffiti writer.

• 2:33:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:33:53Speaker 01

  But he is, and that's what makes them, yeah, I think the alias part, but there is.

• 2:33:56Speaker 00

  But it's hard to get into the crews. My understanding is it's not just like, yo, you guys do what I do.

• 2:34:01Speaker 02

  He's part of like a really big, uh, he's part of his crew too, but he's part of like, uh, MTA, which is one of the biggest crews in LA as well. In the world, actually, yeah.

• 2:34:07Speaker 00

  But like getting in a crew is not easy, right? They have to like.

• 2:34:10Speaker 01

  No, I think, I think it depends. There's, there's some crews that probably just let whoever in.

• 2:34:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:34:14Speaker 01

  And then there's more tight now. Like me and my homies, it's been probably the same set, probably the same set of us and maybe a couple trickled in.

• 2:34:21Speaker 02

  For years.

• 2:34:22Speaker 01

  For years.

• 2:34:22Speaker 02

  Years.

• 2:34:23Speaker 01

  But then there's crews that I heard is, like, you gotta look up to that shit. Like, I was tagging, but I'm not feeling like risk my life climbing.

• 2:34:30Speaker 00

  Climbing a fucking building.

• 2:34:31Speaker 01

  A building. I have, I have, but like now, but there's people that, like right now, I have like a streak with me and like, I'm gonna catch tags all over New York. Because that's graffiti, right? When you come to New York, you're like. You have to go tagging.

• 2:34:42Speaker 02

  But literally about to hit, he's about to hit Schulz right outside.

• 2:34:45Speaker 00

  Respect.

• 2:34:46Speaker 02

  Have you gone with him?

• 2:34:47Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:34:48Speaker 02

  I've, I've gone.

• 2:34:49Speaker 01

  No, he sits in the car, he kicks it with the homies.

• 2:34:51Speaker 02

  I can, like, fuck, nah. Fuck, I'm not outside like these fools. Like, I'm not, I'm, these fools are fucked to me. No. Yeah, I'm not on that type. But you're like, the homies, the homies climb skyscrapers and tagging shit.

• 2:35:02Speaker 00

  Dude, it's crazy.

• 2:35:02Speaker 02

  I think that's just too much for me, bro. I, I, I would love to be outside in the car though. Hey, turn up the AC, brother.

• 2:35:07Speaker 00

  See if you can get the King Kong, uh, billboard.

• 2:35:11Speaker 01

  Oh, so he did a big ass King Kong billboard?

• 2:35:12Speaker 00

  I think him and a buddy.

• 2:35:14Speaker 02

  Is any of this gang shit or? Uh, you wanna do that?

• 2:35:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, there.

• 2:35:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, you want, yeah, you wanna.

• 2:35:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I mean, it's like New York, it's like LA shit, like, obviously like some crews grew up in some areas. So like, let's say there's a gang that beefs with the area you grew up in. You probably don't like it because they probably, you know.

• 2:35:28Speaker 02

  You might be biased to this certain gang or something, you know? Or maybe you might step to the crew and join a gang.

• 2:35:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, they did, um, they did, uh, they do like all the fly shit. It kinda like that, right?

• 2:35:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:35:37Speaker 00

  That's fire, right?

• 2:35:38Speaker 01

  So they're like doing pieces.

• 2:35:40Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:35:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. That takes time though.

• 2:35:42Speaker 00

  And in the night, you gotta climb up with a fucking headlamp.

• 2:35:45Speaker 01

  So, so what they do is they put like their sweaters over the lights.

• 2:35:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, or you, you turn the lights.

• 2:35:50Speaker 00

  You can't see them.

• 2:35:50Speaker 01

  You can't see them.

• 2:35:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. Or they'll open the box, they turn off the lights, they do the whole thing in the dark. And then, and then they, right?

• 2:35:56Speaker 00

  Burning the shit out of me.

• 2:35:57Speaker 02

  Oh, month of all player?

• 2:35:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:35:58Speaker 02

  Well, hey, go to jail then.

• 2:36:02Speaker 01

  It's fly shit though. Yeah, yeah. But that's, that's like shit where like, bro, I've never been on a billboard, but the homies say it sinks up there like.

• 2:36:07Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 2:36:08Speaker 01

  Because the wind is in, but you have to like, and you have to be healthy, cause you have to be able to run.

• 2:36:12Speaker 02

  The homie's owner is incredibly fit. I've seen a video of him, like the cops come, he jumped over the gate, one hop, fling, it's gone.

• 2:36:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fly shit, yeah.

• 2:36:20Speaker 02

  Cause you gotta get away.

• 2:36:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta get away, yeah, yeah.

• 2:36:22Speaker 02

  You don't wanna get arrested.

• 2:36:23Speaker 01

  And he's like a dad, you know?

• 2:36:24Speaker 00

  So all these guys also have other jobs, right? Because.

• 2:36:27Speaker 01

  Regular time. Yeah, bro. Graffiti is free, gang.

• 2:36:29Speaker 02

  The homies are chefs, the homies are fucking like working in businesses.

• 2:36:32Speaker 01

  He's one of the best chefs, but he's also probably one of the most up fools. He's like a cutty fool.

• 2:36:36Speaker 02

  The homie demo, the homie demo's a chef in a very, very luxurious restaurant in LA.

• 2:36:40Speaker 00

  Santa Monica.

• 2:36:41Speaker 02

  And he's one of the most up tigers in LA.

• 2:36:43Speaker 00

  And his side hustle is just.

• 2:36:44Speaker 01

  No, it's not a hustle. It's for him.

• 2:36:46Speaker 02

  You don't make money off it.

• 2:36:47Speaker 00

  It's his passion.

• 2:36:48Speaker 02

  It's his passion, yeah.

• 2:36:49Speaker 01

  It's kinda like, it's kinda like last year, I kinda got the bug again. And I went hard for like two months and people were like, you can't be doing that.

• 2:36:55Speaker 00

  Cause they know you.

• 2:36:56Speaker 01

  Well, my body, yeah, yeah. Like, no, people were recognizing me from like the, my back, my big ass back.

• 2:37:02Speaker 02

  The dark on the side of the screen. All that's, all that's doing over here.

• 2:37:06Speaker 01

  It was bad, fool. I was like, I gotta stop doing this shit, but I be catching tags every once in a while.

• 2:37:10Speaker 00

  You use the same tag or don't say your new one, but.

• 2:37:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same shit.

• 2:37:13Speaker 02

  It's nice though, cause some of my homies are tigers, so they'll, they'll write their name and they'll be, hey man, write me too, you know?

• 2:37:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:37:18Speaker 00

  Put me up there, player?

• 2:37:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, like, like, like, I've been with Vic at the club and then I'm like, hey man, we're gonna meet up the homies real quick. And me and Vic will be drinking in the, like once, when Vic, single Vic, one time we was at the club with all the homies. We were getting drunk and I'm like, hey, we're gonna finna go to the after, but I'm gonna give the homie a ride real quick. Me and Vic were across the street sipping down Julio while the homie was catching a big bomb in the middle of downtown.

• 2:37:36Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:37:37Speaker 01

  And we're like, hey, hoda, hoda, hoda. The homie was just like, all right, you're good. Keep sipping down Julio, we got some bitches with us. I'm like, yeah, that's the homie right there. It's fly shit. If a bitch has never been with tigers and they see it all kicking in, the homies are bombing.

• 2:37:49Speaker 02

  You used to do.

• 2:37:50Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, oh. So you put the bitch's name in your bomb. The bitch will feel seen.

• 2:37:53Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 2:37:56Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Body art. Back then, like when we're all kids and shit, you would get like the little hoe bitches. And then, and then you would.

• 2:38:01Speaker 02

  The whores.

• 2:38:02Speaker 01

  The whores. And you would do like, it's called body art. And then you would do like bombs on their, on their stomach.

• 2:38:07Speaker 02

  On their ass.

• 2:38:07Speaker 01

  On their ass. We're like markers.

• 2:38:10Speaker 02

  It's like a, like a fake tat, like a fake tat, right?

• 2:38:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, like that. You would do that on the hoes. But I was like for the goopy hoes.

• 2:38:15Speaker 02

  Imagine, bro. Someone's marrying a girl that was getting this back in the day.

• 2:38:21Speaker 02

  Oh, y'all know your girl? I used to tag.

• 2:38:22Speaker 01

  Tag on that bitch.

• 2:38:25Speaker 02

  I literally, someone said that about my girl. I think I'd kill myself. I'd kill her and then it'd kill me.

• 2:38:29Speaker 00

  Honor killing.

• 2:38:32Speaker 01

  High school and I used to be like, what the fuck?

• 2:38:35Speaker 02

  That's how fun I ran with it.

• 2:38:36Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yo, back then when I was in high school, I used to do my bomb and I used to put my bitch's name, her, her name started with a A and I put an A with a heart. I was all over the city. Her, we were like, oh my God, we seen your name. So I used to get dumb hacked with that.

• 2:38:47Speaker 02

  Well, I used to play Minecraft when he was tagging.

• 2:38:49Speaker 01

  With little kids?

• 2:38:50Speaker 02

  No. I guess, I don't know.

• 2:38:54Speaker 00

  Guys.

• 2:38:55Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck.

• 2:38:56Speaker 00

  Make sure you check out Cheeseman, okay? Make sure you check out the boys.

• 2:39:00Speaker 01

  We're on tour as well.

• 2:39:00Speaker 00

  Also go check out there. Where can they, where can they get all the information?

• 2:39:03Speaker 02

  Where?

• 2:39:04Speaker 01

  I'll be, I'm pulling it up, dad. I got you. November 12, we're in Modesto State Theater. November 14, we're in Salinas.

• 2:39:11Speaker 02

  And then December 30th, we're in fucking Arizona, Phoenix, Arizona.

• 2:39:14Speaker 01

  And then Jakarta's hosting another comedy show. So we're in McAllen, December 12. And we're in San, no, McAllen, December 11, San Antonio, December 12. And we have a lot of tickets, so please go sell.

• 2:39:24Speaker 02

  What about New York City?

• 2:39:25Speaker 01

  We are not doing New York shit.

• 2:39:27Speaker 02

  We need y'all to come out, man. Come on. Yeah, we have a show in Las Vegas. It's great. Thank you.

• 2:39:31Speaker 01

  Appreciate that.

• 2:39:32Speaker 00

  Dude, no, we need to do, we need to do a, he told it, yeah.

• 2:39:35Speaker 02

  And then we have Friday, your birthday. Where are we going? What do I wear?

• 2:39:40Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, are we really invited?

• 2:39:41Speaker 00

  Of course.

• 2:39:41Speaker 01

  Wait, wait, no, what are you doing?

• 2:39:43Speaker 00

  I don't know. My wife is organized. I'm sure it's nothing crazy at all.

• 2:39:46Speaker 02

  It don't, it don't gotta be the group. I promise you don't gotta.

• 2:39:49Speaker 00

  It's just y'all three. And maybe Andres and maybe Andres.

• 2:39:53Speaker 02

  Oh, real one room. Andres just alone? Fucking crazy. Alright, school, school, fucking what?

• 2:39:57Speaker 00

  Babe, but I mean this sincerely, like, I, I've watched a lot of episodes of your guys' podcast. And it is this kind of energy and it really, it, it's very fun for me because it reminds me of like early Flagrant.

• 2:40:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:40:07Speaker 00

  It reminds me, yeah, because you guys have like enough.

• 2:40:10Speaker 01

  What happened? You sold your soul, my brother.

• 2:40:11Speaker 00

  I sold my soul, no. But like, it, what it is, is like, uh, you have the comfort that you can make the wild jokes with one another because you guys are actually friends.

• 2:40:20Speaker 01

  Hold on, hold on, man.

• 2:40:22Speaker 02

  No, literally, I was tripping this whole time.

• 2:40:24Speaker 01

  Alright, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

• 2:40:25Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 2:40:26Speaker 01

  Alright, we're really big fan. I know we talk shit a lot, but we would love to give you hugs after this.

• 2:40:30Speaker 02

  You guys don't understand, you guys don't understand, like, bro, I used to, I slept to this full lot, actually.

• 2:40:34Speaker 00

  Appreciate it. He puts you to sleep? Is that?

• 2:40:37Speaker 02

  I lay him down.

• 2:40:38Speaker 00

  You know, he lay him down?

• 2:40:40Speaker 02

  I lay him down. I think you guys are fucking legends, bro, in this game, bro. And hats off to you guys.

• 2:40:45Speaker 00

  Thank you guys so much for being here, man. Give it up, boy!

• 2:40:48Speaker 01

  Dude, no, it's a party. Shout out Vic, shout out Vic.

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