Pod Insights Flagrant Are You Garbage on Phillies Karen, Airplane Etiquette, & Nasty Hotel Stories About this episode YERRR – the boys are in full garbage mode this week, diving into bad habits, Philly chaos, and BBQ betrayals.
We’re talkin’:
– Akaash getting diesel in grandma’s garage
– Taking leftovers, ghosting dinners, and tipping drama
– Hawaiian shirts, Philly ball snatchers, and dessert cucking
– Classy joints, tour bus budgets, and the ultimate garbage beer taste test
Plus: Polish caps, hotel stains, immigrant loopholes, and Mark getting BBQ-cucked again.
All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE.
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00:00 Intro
1:10 Akaash is a fatty + Grandma's garage
3:58 Akaash working out + Patreon's cooking
7:09 Are they garbage anymore?
9:11 Is reclining being garbage?
12:38 Taking food from restaurant + Immigrant carve out
16:00 Being ignored + Leaving the wife behind
22:16 Being bad with money
24:48 Mark got BBQ Cucked
30:51 Hawai'ian tshirt wearer
33:31 Phillies Ball Grabber + Polish Cap snatcher
43:04 Kid ain't happy + Philly fans are wild
54:59 Looking for a fight
58:12 Organizing a dinner ghosting + Torrisi dessert cuck
1:10:22 Hotel j1zz targets + Tipping
1:20:35 Tour bus is expensive + Indian street food
1:28:15 Not comfortable in classy joints + Do you get cold?
1:32:14 Garbage Beer Taste Test
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1:30 Speaker 03 What happened at this Phillies game? Do y'all know?
1:31 Speaker 04 Dad gets it.
1:32 Speaker 05 Nice.
1:33 Speaker 04 Gives it to the son.
1:34 Speaker 05 Gives it right to his kid.
1:35 Speaker 04 Yeah, he gives it back to her.
1:37 Speaker 06 That's a gentleman thing to do.
1:39 Speaker 04 Ah, [BLEEP] this lady.
1:40 Speaker 06 Hold on, who's she giving the ball to?
1:42 Speaker 04 She keeps it.
1:42 Speaker 06 For herself?
1:43 Speaker 04 Yeah. What a [BLEEP].
1:45 Speaker 06 Ooh, man, that look don't help her either.
1:46 Speaker 04 That looks like every one of my aunts. That is a...
1:49 Speaker 05 Is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill?
1:53 Speaker 04 That's some cuckish.
1:54 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:55 Speaker 05 What are you doing?
1:55 Speaker 04 That's wild.
1:56 Speaker 05 No, he's a homie of mine. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day, and I was like, "You're way better at grilling than I am, so if you're gonna come over anyway, do you mind grilling?" He's like, "God, I love grilling. This is my love language, the way I communicate my affection for people when I cook meat."
2:07 Speaker 04 That's his love language. It's [BLEEP] my wife. It's crazy.
2:11 Speaker 03 We all go to hotels, probably jerk off in the hotel. Where do you ejaculate?
2:14 Speaker 04 One of us.
2:17 Speaker 03 One of us does it on the floor.
2:19 Speaker 04 I've heard that a lot.
2:20 Speaker 03 What?
2:21 Speaker 04 Getting cold. I'm not condoning it.
2:24 Speaker 03 It makes me wanna throw up.
2:25 Speaker 06 Well, then, I don't think you wanna hear where I do it.
2:27 Speaker 04 He puts his underwear back on a lot of times.
2:29 Speaker 06 That's way worse. I use the comforter.
2:35 Speaker 03 Are you? No, don't lie to me.
2:37 Speaker 04 It's a hotel.
2:40 Speaker 03 Youtube comments saying, "Could we look about the same, Foley?"
2:43 Speaker 04 Oh, you getting heat?
2:44 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah. One episode, they crushed me, dude. They were just like, "How do you get so fat so fast?"
2:48 Speaker 04 Yeah, hey, I've been there too. You know what to do? Put yourself next to the guy who's four and a half.
2:53 Speaker 06 Yes, over here. Damn, I've got to do it good.
2:55 Speaker 03 Wait, aren't you on the thing, the Ozempic?
2:58 Speaker 06 Bringing up old shit.
3:01 Speaker 06 I was. I was on Ozempic.
3:03 Speaker 03 What happened?
3:06 Speaker 06 We had a long talk and started going our separate ways. No, I was on it. I did good. We went to Ireland to film some shit.
3:12 Speaker 04 You was doing great.
3:13 Speaker 06 Doing great. I mean, whatever. I was taking that. I wasn't doing anything else. I wasn't doing great. I was on a drug.
3:17 Speaker 03 Are you too fat to make eye contact with me?
3:22 Speaker 04 Got that baby ass eyelid.
3:26 Speaker 06 I don't know.
3:28 Speaker 06 Trying to sit in here.
3:29 Speaker 04 What, the room?
3:31 Speaker 06 All right, this is not fun.
3:31 Speaker 04 All right.
3:32 Speaker 03 Okay.
3:33 Speaker 04 Do you wanna switch with me?
3:33 Speaker 06 I don't.
3:34 Speaker 03 Okay.
3:35 Speaker 04 I'm just saying, you'd be nestled in over here.
3:36 Speaker 03 I would love to see what it looks like, because this is...
3:39 Speaker 06 Of course. I'd be on it for directing purposes, of course.
3:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, yes.
3:42 Speaker 04 Block this thing a little better.
3:43 Speaker 03 Because it might, it might look better. Hey, guys, I'm gonna trust you off cam on what looks better.
3:46 Speaker 06 A real bozo in here.
3:48 Speaker 03 Okay, all right.
3:52 Speaker 04 God damn it. That's better?
3:54 Speaker 03 This is better.
3:55 Speaker 04 Yeah.
3:55 Speaker 03 Hey, come on, you and me, buddy.
3:57 Speaker 06 Hey, podcasts are on a table, by the way, just so you guys know. You step your shit up.
4:02 Speaker 04 Hand me my coffee, please.
4:03 Speaker 06 It's in your grandmom's garage, all right? We're doing a broadcast here. Fuck it, hey.
4:07 Speaker 04 Big man does not like not having a table. He don't like not having a table.
4:11 Speaker 06 I'm always saying, "Hey, can we do it at the kitchen table at the Airbnb or whatever?" And every time, they act like it's a fucking big deal. "Oh, hell no, lighting and the sound?" And I'm sitting in the living room, my fucking nutsack hanging up, bottom of my jeans.
4:23 Speaker 03 I don't think your nutsack is the thing we're noticing.
4:25 Speaker 06 You believe it or not, it is. That's all I hear. "Look at Foley's moose knuckles. Balls are huge." And they know it's all balls. They know it's no dick.
4:32 Speaker 04 He's all balls.
4:33 Speaker 06 It's all balls, man.
4:34 Speaker 03 Big balls, dude, that's important.
4:35 Speaker 06 No, it's not.
4:37 Speaker 03 I'm trying.
4:38 Speaker 06 Now, what are you on, fourth and one, trying to walk in?
4:40 Speaker 04 Akash is being real nice, like, "That, you know, some girls like that."
4:45 Speaker 04 There's some freaks out there that that's that kind of gets them off.
4:48 Speaker 03 I'm trying desperately. I feel bad, dude.
4:51 Speaker 06 For what? Killing it.
4:53 Speaker 03 You seem uncomfortable.
4:56 Speaker 03 I don't feel bad that you're 400 pounds. That was you. I just feel bad that you seem uncomfortable in this moment.
5:01 Speaker 06 No, this is actually better. It's perfect and I feel great.
5:03 Speaker 03 I tried to give you a heart to heart. Do you remember that years ago?
5:06 Speaker 06 What?
5:07 Speaker 03 I came up to you and I tried to give you a heart to heart.
5:08 Speaker 06 No, you're fat. What do you want from me? This fucking guy. Welcome to the team, dog. He's got a fucking bite act to this. What are you talking about?
5:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, you cotton, dude. You cotton, fucking. Man, only you can call someone else fat and they can laugh. That's crazy. Cause he's got, he's got skin and person of competence.
5:29 Speaker 06 When I, when we hugged and then when you walked by me again and I tapped you thing, I was like, oh, he's working out. Cause your shoulders look bigger in that sweatshirt.
5:34 Speaker 03 Hey, thanks, dude. Thanks. I'm trying. Four times a week, really get after it. Do you want to work out with me?
5:39 Speaker 06 No, no. I'm not making any, any things like that because I always fall on them. I just sort of, is that bound? I'm two weeks into like a real dose, so we'll see how it goes. I feel better. I'm not eating. I was walking this weekend.
5:50 Speaker 03 That's great. They got a new one coming too. They got a new one that's even better. Reda True Tide.
5:54 Speaker 06 What's it called?
5:55 Speaker 03 Reda True Tide. I'm all up on my peptides now. I'm all up on it, dude.
5:58 Speaker 06 Wait, that's a peptide?
5:59 Speaker 03 It's a peptide. So is what you're doing. It's a peptide.
6:01 Speaker 06 I thought that was a GLB1 or something like that.
6:03 Speaker 04 That's a peptide.
6:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, you're on, you're on peptides now, dude.
6:06 Speaker 04 You said BLT. What'd you say?
6:09 Speaker 04 A BLT number three?
6:12 Speaker 03 Oh my god.
6:13 Speaker 04 That's what they get you.
6:13 Speaker 06 Told the lettuce and tomato.
6:16 Speaker 06 There's another British thing in my head. Those bacon sandwiches I keep hearing people talk about.
6:20 Speaker 03 What is this?
6:21 Speaker 06 Straight bread and bacon.
6:23 Speaker 03 Is that a British thing?
6:25 Speaker 06 Yeah, bacon sandwiches.
6:26 Speaker 03 I, listen, I've been to London about six, seven times. I have never seen a fucking bacon sandwich.
6:31 Speaker 06 Wrong part of town. Um, no, to answer your question about the, I was epic. I did go on it, but I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't like eating the protein that you should. I wasn't working out. I wasn't walking. I was just letting that work and it did. But I felt like shit the whole time.
6:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
6:46 Speaker 06 And then we were going to Ireland to, to shoot some stuff for Patreon and, you know.
6:51 Speaker 03 You guys have a, your Patreon is cooking.
6:55 Speaker 04 We're up there, baby.
6:56 Speaker 03 How many, how many patrons you got? I want to ask you about dollars.
7:00 Speaker 04 No, it's all public.
7:01 Speaker 06 15,000 strong.
7:02 Speaker 04 It's public. It's $130,000 or something.
7:04 Speaker 03 Wow.
7:05 Speaker 04 That's far.
7:06 Speaker 03 That is awesome.
7:07 Speaker 06 Wait, what?
7:09 Speaker 04 Cut that, dump it, dump it. I mean, it's fourteen thousand dollars a year.
7:13 Speaker 03 So what do you guys do on the Patreon that everybody else is missing? You're like, you're like the case study.
7:18 Speaker 04 We are, we, you know, uh...
7:20 Speaker 03 We were.
7:20 Speaker 04 You were. We studied, we, you know, you guys had laid the format for us for, you know, uh, to do it. And, uh, we kind of, you know, it's so it's kind of just stupid because we're dirtbags at heart. So like, it was like very value-based.
7:31 Speaker 03 Yeah.
7:32 Speaker 04 It was like, just give everybody, make a ten-dollar level and give them more shit on the ten-dollar level. So like ninety-nine percent of the people are at the ten-dollar level.
7:40 Speaker 03 Very smart.
7:41 Speaker 04 Cause like they would join for the five and then be like, well, there's, you know, I get a whole nother show.
7:45 Speaker 03 And you guys really have really poured into the pot. Like your tours are together. You are a product.
7:49 Speaker 04 That's it. The sum of the, we've learned independently, we are not, uh, as good as we are together. The sum of the parts is better than the part.
7:57 Speaker 03 Yeah, but you guys still put out your own specials and all that just to say like, you know.
7:59 Speaker 06 Yeah, but it's on the same channel.
8:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, which is great.
8:01 Speaker 04 But it's also like, you know, there's a thing where like, you do this with like your friends when you're younger, you know, when you're like coming up.
8:07 Speaker 03 I remember you guys coming up right underneath, like, our class, I guess. Coming up from Philly together.
8:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:13 Speaker 06 I think we took over the Village Lantern after you guys literally.
8:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, the same club Schultz and I came up at, you guys were...
8:18 Speaker 04 You guys were like, yeah, the, the generation ahead of us. He would like tell a story, like Schultz and Akash did this. So we would like try, we tried to dress cool and shit. It was so... So we were trying to be you. Remember I came, I got, I had like a sweatshirt with like a leather patch on it and he's like, what the fuck is that?
8:33 Speaker 06 I almost had that on right now. I had that polo zip on. I'm like, you idiot.
8:37 Speaker 03 Well, you look great now, dude. Pure sex.
8:39 Speaker 06 Yeah.
8:39 Speaker 03 You're married.
8:40 Speaker 06 Yeah.
8:41 Speaker 03 Where'd you guys get married?
8:42 Speaker 06 Hawaii.
8:43 Speaker 03 So listen, you guys keep saying you're garbage. But I don't know what's so garbage about getting married in Hawaii.
8:47 Speaker 04 You know what's garbage? You ruined all of his money on the wedding and it was a day before Christmas and made everybody fly out and ruin Christmas for every guest.
8:54 Speaker 06 And I ran into this guy on the, uh, on the airplane.
8:56 Speaker 04 Oh, we were on the plane together. Cause you guys, yeah, you guys were in a...
8:59 Speaker 03 Oh, cause you guys had a show out there.
9:00 Speaker 06 Yeah, we were in Hawaii the same weekend.
9:01 Speaker 04 Same weekend.
9:02 Speaker 03 Not because you were invited to the wedding, but because...
9:06 Speaker 06 There was a last-minute invite thrown my way. I was like, yeah, come through or something. I did, I did throw it out to the boys.
9:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:10 Speaker 06 Get a little star power there, you know what I mean?
9:12 Speaker 04 I said, he kept going, he's like, are Schultz and the boys coming? I'm like, dude, they're not coming here.
9:15 Speaker 06 There was a lot of chicks there. I wanted to look cool.
9:17 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:22 Speaker 06 I'm going up to the girl like
9:24 Speaker 05 I would have gone honestly, but the wedding was the same night as the show, so.
9:29 Speaker 06 Yes, it was. Yeah, it was.
9:30 Speaker 05 But I got on the plane and we were talking, we were just, you know, chit chatting. And then we got into first class and then Kippy left. And he was like, yeah, I'm right here. Which one are you in? And I was like, oh, I'm.
9:40 Speaker 04 I'm a front of the plane.
9:41 Speaker 05 I'm like, I'm a little farther in the back. And then I got all the way to thirty-four seat.
9:44 Speaker 03 You're flying first?
9:45 Speaker 04 Me?
9:46 Speaker 03 Yeah.
9:46 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:46 Speaker 03 Lay flat?
9:47 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:48 Speaker 05 And then I walked to thirty-four seat. And then he was like, yeah.
9:51 Speaker 04 I was in one A, dog. I was fucking locked up.
9:53 Speaker 05 And then the best part is that I got in the back of the plane and I was gonna text him like, yo, something, something, hit me with the details whenever we landed. I saw that he did a show that I do in East Village. And I never paid him. So from the back of the plane.
10:04 Speaker 04 Right. He had to Venmo me money. Sitting there with a glass of champagne. It was actually an IPA, but I'm trying to be classy around you guys. It was about nine AM. I got a Bell's too hearted in me.
10:17 Speaker 04 And he Venmo's me like twelve dollars and fifty cents.
10:20 Speaker 06 He was sitting cackling from up front.
10:24 Speaker 05 I'm so pissed. In the back of the plane, just like, god damn it.
10:27 Speaker 03 You should have used it to buy yourself a snack box back then.
10:29 Speaker 05 I should have, dude. I got fucking pissed.
10:31 Speaker 06 Send him up a bento box. Try to straighten him out.
10:34 Speaker 03 In honor of you guys asking what's your, you're there, you decide if a person is garbage or not, or what they're doing is garbage or not, regardless of wealth, regardless of anything. Is this garbage? I will always recline my seat on a plane and I'm five-seven. I'm five-seven. And I will always recline to see it on a plane.
10:51 Speaker 04 This is a big.
10:52 Speaker 03 All the way back, baby. Boom. Oh, as soon as we're on the air, if I can, as soon as I remember.
10:58 Speaker 06 What about a long flight where they're doing dinner service?
11:00 Speaker 03 Yeah. Yeah. Well, now, now, these days.
11:03 Speaker 06 They pull you up, hey, sir, you wanna chill until?
11:05 Speaker 03 These days, it's the lay flat on the long flight.
11:07 Speaker 06 Okay, so don't worry about it.
11:08 Speaker 03 But if I'm economy, it don't matter. I've flown economy, I'm laying that bitch back.
11:13 Speaker 06 Doesn't that, doesn't?
11:13 Speaker 03 Are you guys reclined people?
11:15 Speaker 05 I don't even get what the controversy is.
11:17 Speaker 06 I wait until they do that last check that you have your seatbelt on and then I'm back before we even take off.
11:22 Speaker 03 Same. This guy's a genius.
11:25 Speaker 06 This guy will go, once they do the last check, they never get back.
11:28 Speaker 03 This guy, this guy will go fully, fully, he'll have the lay flat seat. And as soon as they do the last check, he's laying down. Plane is taking off, he is laying flat.
11:37 Speaker 06 Man, that's the back of the school bus shit right there.
11:41 Speaker 06 Spitballs going around everybody.
11:42 Speaker 05 That's not a racial comment.
11:44 Speaker 06 Of course. That's why I said school bus.
11:48 Speaker 04 City bus would have been.
11:49 Speaker 06 It popped into my head. It popped into my head.
11:51 Speaker 03 Back in the school buses, you're going to the school.
11:54 Speaker 06 No segregation there.
11:58 Speaker 05 But to me, I'm like, if the plane says you can go back, then you can go back.
12:01 Speaker 04 That is the thing. I think it's like when and how to do it. It's like if, you know.
12:04 Speaker 06 Yeah, that's why I said dinner service.
12:06 Speaker 04 If the person in front of you, and this is just the way I operate. I get it. The way I operate, if the person in front of me doesn't do it, I don't do it. If they do it, I might even just fucking bite the bullet and not go back.
12:16 Speaker 06 That's the worst.
12:17 Speaker 03 Wow.
12:17 Speaker 06 You're sitting there looking at it.
12:19 Speaker 04 You guys are good people. I'm a good person.
12:20 Speaker 05 But why? If United Airlines says you're able to go back, why don't you not go back?
12:23 Speaker 04 If the person behind me is back, I'm going back. But like, I don't know, like, that's.
12:27 Speaker 05 Why? Why does it matter what they do?
12:27 Speaker 04 I don't know. You're in their space. Your head's there.
12:30 Speaker 05 But that's not your fault. That's on United Airlines.
12:32 Speaker 04 Listen, I want to be the change in the world. You know what I mean? That I want. So I'm like, I'm not going back.
12:36 Speaker 06 What are you talking about?
12:37 Speaker 04 I'm a Delta man. Who the fuck flies United? Kid.
12:41 Speaker 03 I flew United, missed a wedding.
12:44 Speaker 04 I missed a wedding too, yeah.
12:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, cancelled my flights. Now, the wedding was in Seattle. I really didn't want to go because it was so far, so that kind of worked out. But.
12:50 Speaker 05 Yeah.
12:51 Speaker 03 Cancel the flight. You know what I mean?
12:53 Speaker 06 That person's watching now, feeling like shit.
12:55 Speaker 03 I love him. It was a six hour flight. What could I do? And they lost my luggage. I was fucked. It was God.
13:00 Speaker 05 Did you get your luggage back?
13:01 Speaker 03 I got it back. Yeah, I got it back eventually.
13:03 Speaker 06 Did he bring it to the house?
13:05 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's kind of nice.
13:06 Speaker 06 That's kind of nice, man.
13:07 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:07 Speaker 06 I don't mind that. Why am I going to lug that shit out of the airport? I'll wait a week.
13:10 Speaker 04 Can you forget it? You forget it on purpose? You leave it in the bathroom?
13:16 Speaker 04 Check stall three. I think my luggage is in there.
13:18 Speaker 06 They usually get it there the same day, don't they?
13:19 Speaker 03 I did not get it the same day, but yeah.
13:21 Speaker 06 But that's because they probably couldn't find it.
13:22 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:23 Speaker 06 If they just go to the carousel, it's there.
13:24 Speaker 03 The flight got cancelled on the way, so they lost my bag in the same airport that I dropped it off.
13:29 Speaker 04 Yeah, you never made it out of Newark.
13:30 Speaker 03 That was crazy. I lost it. Who the fuck is here?
13:34 Speaker 04 Well, no, I've had that. When they cancel it, they just dump everything like by the street. It's crazy. It's like Juarez. It's fucking nuts. You're just like, it's just like a mass pile of shit.
13:41 Speaker 06 A lot of luggage in Juarez.
13:43 Speaker 04 But it's lawless, is what I meant. But it's very, I couldn't find mine.
13:48 Speaker 03 Worried about being racist there? That's something we don't have to worry about.
13:50 Speaker 05 That's not racial. It's not racial.
13:52 Speaker 04 No, it'd be more racial than it's lawless. Not that there's, that's not a racial stereotype. There's a lot of luggage in Juarez. Please, I don't want Sam tonight to come after me.
14:01 Speaker 03 Um, okay.
14:02 Speaker 06 They got Tumi on the phone.
14:03 Speaker 03 Okay, so you guys are saying that's, I can, but it's not.
14:06 Speaker 04 It's fine. I mean, yeah, it's not, you know.
14:08 Speaker 03 Have you changed your mind on taking food home from a restaurant? He's, you say that's garbage. I remember from the first episode.
14:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
14:13 Speaker 03 And it hurt me because every Indian will always take the food home. It's not, we're not, this is non-negotiable.
14:18 Speaker 04 Yeah. Uh, I haven't changed my stance on that.
14:21 Speaker 03 He says garbage to take food back with you after you eat at a restaurant.
14:25 Speaker 06 I don't take leftovers from restaurants.
14:26 Speaker 05 Have you guys implemented like, like, yeah, like.
14:31 Speaker 05 Also, before I ask this, I do want to just acknowledge I am where, I wanted to dress fancy for you guys. And we've never acknowledged it, so now I just look like a lesbian.
14:38 Speaker 04 Well, this is how cool you guys are. I just thought that was in style.
14:42 Speaker 04 Jean shorts and a blazer are what's hot, and we were gonna go get jean shorts and blazers.
14:46 Speaker 03 We were supposed to do tuxedo shirts, but we couldn't find them. We have other, we have other garbage out.
14:51 Speaker 05 I'm the only dipshit that dresses that. I just need to get in front of that.
14:54 Speaker 06 When I walked in the studio and saw, and saw the officers of them, I saw you in that place. I was like, man, these guys are really dope.
14:59 Speaker 04 I was like, alright, fuck.
15:00 Speaker 05 You want to toss your keys, be like, hey, leave it running. Like, no, I have, I have that vibe. But I wanted to ask, have you guys implemented like, uh, like, uh, I don't know, an immigrant clause to, to the garbage matrix? Cause there's so much like white garbage-ness.
15:13 Speaker 04 Yeah, you gotta, you gotta grate on a customer.
15:15 Speaker 06 Do we let them in the studio? What do you mean?
15:17 Speaker 04 Hey, all, all forms are welcome.
15:18 Speaker 05 Like, Akash's family is Indian, so like, their standard of what they do in this country might be different than white garbage.
15:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was never a question of taking food home. It was just like what you did.
15:26 Speaker 05 But that's an immigrant thing.
15:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, but so you grate on a curve. You're like, alright, well, that was in, you know, same with the South. You can't, you can't grate someone from Chicago the same as fucking Florida.
15:35 Speaker 06 Exactly. No, I see what you're saying, but those, I mean, that, that's everybody. That's, that's still in, you know, Irish people, but you know, it fades a little bit as the generations go on. But that's, that would be the leftover thing. That's like inherently in, you know, people that struggle to take the food home.
15:50 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:51 Speaker 06 And that takes generations to get out. Yeah, of course. So we do get to that point, but when you have somebody comes in and they say, oh, my mom and aunt like to go to a all-you-can-eat lobster place, and they line their purse with a plastic bag and put lobsters in there to take home.
16:06 Speaker 04 Totally different.
16:06 Speaker 05 I don't care, I don't care where you were born. That is garbage.
16:10 Speaker 04 That's Florida.
16:11 Speaker 06 That's got nothing to do with, uh, you know, nature and nurture is. Yeah. Shout out to Kim.
16:17 Speaker 03 Yeah, shouts.
16:18 Speaker 06 Yeah.
16:19 Speaker 03 Anybody else have any garbage grievances for, for me? Oh. Hmm. We, and if we don't have any, because I'm so awesome, we can, we can worry about that later, but.
16:29 Speaker 06 I couldn't see that, other than, and listen, the seat back thing, a little rude, alright? And I'm a big dinner service guy on the plane, or food service, you can't do that, the tray, and I'm watching catching the can like right there.
16:40 Speaker 03 I think I might account for a dinner service.
16:42 Speaker 06 And I think they would push you up i- if that happened.
16:44 Speaker 03 I, I, probably.
16:45 Speaker 04 I'll say no.
16:46 Speaker 07 I don't give a shit.
16:47 Speaker 06 Other than that, you'd.
16:49 Speaker 04 He almost, he almost got like a proper fistfight with an old man one.
16:52 Speaker 06 Who?
16:52 Speaker 04 You did.
16:53 Speaker 06 Yeah.
16:53 Speaker 04 We were fly, we were flying out to the west coast, and this guy got in and went back, and he just was like, nope. Like, he just, like, we were kinda drunk or whatever, you know, he had a couple pops in us.
17:02 Speaker 06 Well, you fucked up, old man?
17:04 Speaker 04 I'm fucking eating. Well, because when they go back on him, it's like.
17:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's the thing.
17:09 Speaker 04 They might as well be sitting on his lap, you know what I mean?
17:11 Speaker 06 Yeah. I'm all fanny. Yeah, I'll sit down though, so, we can move.
17:17 Speaker 04 We fly well together, it's typically like, we sit next to each other.
17:19 Speaker 06 No, we don't.
17:20 Speaker 04 What do you mean?
17:21 Speaker 06 We fly well together, he ignores the shit out of me.
17:23 Speaker 04 Well, like, dude, first of all, we travel, it's like, he wants to like, sit there and talk like we just met on the plane.
17:29 Speaker 06 Coming back from.
17:29 Speaker 04 We do four episodes a week.
17:32 Speaker 06 Coming back from the road. Like, we're flying, we're flying in with Wardy like a Sunday or whatever, been on the road for, you know, a couple of days together, annoying the shit out of him.
17:40 Speaker 03 I don't.
17:41 Speaker 06 The headphones are on, he wants nothing to do, and I'm still doing bits.
17:43 Speaker 03 I don't even wanna sit together.
17:44 Speaker 06 Really?
17:45 Speaker 03 I don't, we had enough.
17:46 Speaker 06 It is a good shutdown time.
17:48 Speaker 03 I need some me time.
17:49 Speaker 04 It'd be one thing if you're like, plug in juicy, so, like, give me something I can sink my teeth into, he'll be like, I'm like, show me a meme or some shit, I'm like.
17:57 Speaker 05 You ever do this with your girl, you guys have separate seats? And then she's like, so you're gonna go talk to them? And I go, for what?
18:03 Speaker 03 We've stopped trying to switch, now we're like, ninety-five percent of the time, we're like, nah.
18:07 Speaker 06 Wait, what do you mean, you guys will fly with your ladies separately?
18:10 Speaker 05 Well, this, this is the thing.
18:11 Speaker 03 Sometimes they'll split our reservation, or like, for whatever reason, we're in different seats.
18:15 Speaker 05 Yeah.
18:16 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:16 Speaker 05 Or like, I'll have a window, she'll have an aisle, and then she goes, well, are you gonna sit in the middle, or am I gonna sit in the middle?
18:21 Speaker 06 Wait, hold on.
18:21 Speaker 05 I go, okay. Wait, hold on a second.
18:23 Speaker 04 Oh, no.
18:24 Speaker 06 You guys all booking together?
18:25 Speaker 04 I leave my wife a fucking TSA pre-check, fuck you.
18:29 Speaker 04 Get outta here.
18:29 Speaker 06 Exactly.
18:30 Speaker 04 No, I, no, no, no, no, no.
18:32 Speaker 06 No, one there time you, you got upgraded. Your wife didn't and you didn't give it to her.
18:36 Speaker 05 Yeah, we switched. We flip flopped.
18:38 Speaker 06 Oh, you did.
18:39 Speaker 04 Really? You gave it to her?
18:40 Speaker 05 We did half and half.
18:41 Speaker 04 I've taken. Can you do that?
18:42 Speaker 03 I took it up.
18:43 Speaker 04 No, they don't. Listen, if I was sitting next to you, I would not let that fly.
18:46 Speaker 06 Immigrant mentality.
18:47 Speaker 04 Sharing a first class seat.
18:49 Speaker 05 Yeah.
18:50 Speaker 04 It's crazy, dude. I'll wrap this up.
18:55 Speaker 05 No, there was.
18:56 Speaker 04 That's crazy.
18:57 Speaker 05 We were flying back from Greece. I got upgraded, she didn't. And so I was like, hey, you take it. Sleep as long as you want. Then whenever you're done, wake me up and then we'll do a little flip flop.
19:03 Speaker 04 That's not bad.
19:04 Speaker 06 It's not bad.
19:04 Speaker 05 And then she came back and I was chit chatting with some lady and we then ended up talking the whole flight and I was like, yeah, it's fine. You stay up there.
19:10 Speaker 06 Whoa, really?
19:10 Speaker 05 And that was a real mind fuck because she came back. She was like, why, why were you guys talking?
19:13 Speaker 04 Was she attractive? The lady you were talking to?
19:15 Speaker 05 She was like 50. So, yes.
19:17 Speaker 04 Okay, yeah, there we go.
19:19 Speaker 05 Yeah, my type.
19:20 Speaker 04 Wow, that's dangerous. Like, no, you can, I'd rather talk to this woman.
19:24 Speaker 05 Which I didn't even really clock in my mind. I was like, no, she's telling me a crazy story, which was the most insane story.
19:29 Speaker 04 She sucked so much dick.
19:32 Speaker 04 Babe, you go up there, I'll be back here.
19:36 Speaker 05 I was over served. I just was like, you know what? I'm gonna stay right here. And it was great.
19:39 Speaker 06 Wait, is that, really? She was getting you drinks?
19:41 Speaker 05 Yeah, it was on a great time.
19:42 Speaker 06 Wait, hold on. Is a 50 year old kind of your type?
19:46 Speaker 05 She's gonna say, kids are a little freaking them out. I mean, she wasn't terrible. She wasn't terrible. For 50, she was a solid 50.
19:51 Speaker 06 All right. I'm with you. How do you guys get away? I, I can't, me and my, my lady, if we fly for a vacation or, you know, go home or to see her family or something like that.
20:01 Speaker 04 You guys aren't closing business deals or anything? What else would you be flying for? Oh, we only fly for vacation.
20:08 Speaker 06 I don't know.
20:09 Speaker 04 We're not into mergers and acquisitions.
20:12 Speaker 06 Business is a little slow right now. Goddamn terrorists are killing us.
20:16 Speaker 04 I thought there'd be more traffic.
20:18 Speaker 06 Anyway, I can't get away with, that would never be allowed. Sitting separately? No, we sit together. That's a whole snack.
20:28 Speaker 03 We live together.
20:29 Speaker 04 Who sits in the middle, though?
20:30 Speaker 03 How long, how long y'all been together?
20:33 Speaker 06 10 years.
20:34 Speaker 03 Oh, my wife and I 10 years too. But still, we're like, meh.
20:37 Speaker 06 The middle, if we're in a, we'll, we'll usually take the two on the left. Like the little two bangers.
20:43 Speaker 05 Okay, but if you're three and three. Someone's gotta sit in the middle and then now you should convince your girl, hey.
20:47 Speaker 06 We have, we rolled that dice. I get the aisle or the window. No, the, there's no three on that side, right? It's gonna be in the middle?
20:54 Speaker 04 No, you can do three and three.
20:56 Speaker 06 Okay.
20:56 Speaker 04 Have you ever been on a plane before?
20:58 Speaker 06 If, if, if. I don't know what I'm talking about.
21:00 Speaker 03 If it's just us two in the, in the row, my wife would give me the window, but then she might like lie on me as I'm sleeping or whatever in this, cause she's five two around. She could lie across the three seat.
21:09 Speaker 06 We'll roll the dice on the three and take the two end.
21:11 Speaker 03 She started taking the window and I'm a little bit like, you don't make enough.
21:15 Speaker 04 Here, that is a dirtbag.
21:16 Speaker 03 You don't make enough. Go to the middle.
21:19 Speaker 04 You'll throw that.
21:19 Speaker 03 Lay on my shoulder, I'm here. Dude, I have such a hard time sleeping and I'm like, I'm very, I move around a lot. I hate planes. I'm very like restless. So, and plane is the most miserable thing for me. That's why I'll put my seat back, just praying I can sleep for like a half hour.
21:32 Speaker 06 They really screw you in that window seat with your leanage towards the window? Get rid of that goddamn bar.
21:36 Speaker 03 There's a fucking bar!
21:37 Speaker 06 Man, put something, there's some padding, some wrestling mat or something.
21:40 Speaker 03 I'll try to put the pillow there and then that thing, yeah, yeah, wrestling mat.
21:44 Speaker 06 And that falls down and you gotta go back and get it.
21:45 Speaker 03 Oh buddy, it's a nightmare. How are you getting it?
21:49 Speaker 04 He goes, dude, sometimes he's dropped his phone before takeoff and just goes, fuck! And I'm like, that thing's gonna be there till we get to Des Moines for sure.
21:58 Speaker 06 I'll maybe, I'll maybe give it like five minutes and do this.
22:02 Speaker 04 And he'll look at me to be like.
22:03 Speaker 06 Start, I'm sorry, I kicked the water.
22:04 Speaker 03 It's all good.
22:05 Speaker 06 I'll start doing that thing and yeah, I'll just give it, come on. The worst is like one.
22:10 Speaker 04 Nah dude.
22:10 Speaker 06 When one iPod falls, that thing goes everywhere. You have no idea where it is. That sucks.
22:15 Speaker 03 Oh, one AirPod.
22:16 Speaker 06 One.
22:16 Speaker 03 Oh, one AirPod is the fucking nightmare.
22:18 Speaker 06 I'm sitting there listening to music with one end like a dickhead. Fuck that. I take it there and get it. I do that in Ubers. I gotta open the door.
22:25 Speaker 04 Open the door.
22:29 Speaker 05 Trying to open the door on the L I U. Get on the.
22:31 Speaker 06 I dropped my phone.
22:32 Speaker 05 This song's stereo. I need this.
22:34 Speaker 06 Yeah.
22:35 Speaker 03 Are you still living in New York?
22:36 Speaker 06 Yeah.
22:37 Speaker 03 What part?
22:37 Speaker 06 Where the hell do you think I am?
22:38 Speaker 03 Well, he's in, he's in P A.
22:40 Speaker 06 Well, sure. It's a summer house.
22:43 Speaker 04 It's my summer home.
22:44 Speaker 06 Yeah, I'm locked in, baby. Queens, represent. What's up?
22:47 Speaker 05 Yeah.
22:47 Speaker 03 Oh dude, even with all the money, you haven't come to Manhattan?
22:49 Speaker 06 What's wrong with Queens?
22:51 Speaker 05 Queens is a shit.
22:51 Speaker 06 It's nice. I got a nice place.
22:53 Speaker 03 It's just out there.
22:54 Speaker 06 Right?
22:54 Speaker 04 Why you looking at me? I told you to move years ago.
22:57 Speaker 06 Cause I'm bad with money. That's why. Horrible.
23:00 Speaker 04 It's jammed up.
23:01 Speaker 03 He's so jammed up. Are you jammed up with money?
23:05 Speaker 06 This is an intervention, what's going on? I did come here for a small bridge loan, that's alright.
23:10 Speaker 04 You guys got it? What's my appearance mean?
23:15 Speaker 04 I'm gonna need some of this Black Rifle money I see floating around here.
23:20 Speaker 04 And whatever the mid-rolls are this week, I wanna wet my beef.
23:24 Speaker 04 I know how the industry works.
23:25 Speaker 06 Yeah, pay to play, baby.
23:27 Speaker 04 Is this monetized on YouTube? Big man wants his cut.
23:32 Speaker 06 Are those your real teeth?
23:34 Speaker 04 Yeah.
23:36 Speaker 06 Just notice them. See, they got cash over here.
23:40 Speaker 04 That is one thing, Shoke said he would buy them teeth.
23:42 Speaker 06 I'm still waiting on that.
23:43 Speaker 04 Which he still brings up every couple of weeks.
23:48 Speaker 06 I'm doing serious acting work now, so you look cool.
23:53 Speaker 05 You with veneers would be fucking awesome.
23:55 Speaker 06 Bad, like Bucy's.
23:56 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:57 Speaker 06 Big and white.
23:58 Speaker 04 Look like a horse, dude.
24:02 Speaker 06 I honestly don't know. The thing is, the place that we got now, it still is a little under-valued, it's down on Vernon Boulevard, so it looks over the river, towards Manhattan. The building's great, we have this sick upstairs area that there's no way anywhere else we're gonna find something like that.
24:18 Speaker 03 How often you go up those stairs?
24:20 Speaker 06 All the time.
24:20 Speaker 03 Really?
24:21 Speaker 06 I'm loving up there.
24:22 Speaker 04 It's not like it's... I think about jumping every day.
24:25 Speaker 06 Sometimes I do.
24:26 Speaker 04 Just that damn railing's too high, you know what I mean?
24:30 Speaker 06 I haven't committed to taking out. No, I'm up there all the time.
24:33 Speaker 03 I see.
24:34 Speaker 06 It's actually my, it's my one little sanctuary.
24:36 Speaker 03 Everybody I know with an upstairs or like a patio.
24:39 Speaker 06 True.
24:39 Speaker 04 Hey, you guys know rich people.
24:41 Speaker 06 We do, we do have a grill that we bought.
24:44 Speaker 04 That's why he goes up there.
24:44 Speaker 06 At the beginning of this.
24:47 Speaker 06 I got a guy up there, dogs 24/7.
24:53 Speaker 06 We bought a grill in the beginning of the summer. Yeah, that'd be great, because our family was coming, they wanted to cook out up there. Yeah, well, this and that. Fucking haven't touched it once.
25:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, and it's...
25:01 Speaker 04 You never do.
25:02 Speaker 06 I wish you did.
25:03 Speaker 03 It's too cold to use it nine months out of the year.
25:05 Speaker 07 I got a good garbage thing about grills. Is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill?
25:13 Speaker 06 In what capacity? Like if you're-
25:14 Speaker 04 That's some cuck ass shit right now.
25:15 Speaker 06 Yeah, what do you mean?
25:16 Speaker 04 That's wild. You gotta eat it. If you're not good, you gotta do it.
25:19 Speaker 03 Who do you think that is?
25:20 Speaker 06 Hold on a second. Let's back this up.
25:21 Speaker 03 Yeah, you think that. No, it's not me.
25:23 Speaker 06 Is this a friend's party? Or is this a guy you hired to come and like-
25:26 Speaker 04 No, no, this is unconscious party. I don't know if you're picking up on that.
25:28 Speaker 06 Okay. You would have, I'll keep talking to you, I'm sorry.
25:30 Speaker 03 No, it's all good, dude. I love you.
25:32 Speaker 07 It's a touchy podcast. You're allowed to touch.
25:33 Speaker 03 You're very touchy.
25:35 Speaker 06 Had a party?
25:35 Speaker 03 Yeah.
25:36 Speaker 06 Did you, is it somebody you didn't know? Did you hire him?
25:38 Speaker 03 You guys all assume this is me. It's not me.
25:40 Speaker 07 It's not him. There's a party and then you, you have a guy that you bought some steaks from and then over-
25:46 Speaker 04 There's a guy you bought some steaks from?
25:48 Speaker 07 Yeah, over time. He's like a guy who works in the industry and then at your-
25:52 Speaker 06 What industry? What the hell's going on?
25:53 Speaker 04 Is it the steak industry?
25:55 Speaker 07 Yeah, he's a beef guy. He's a steak guy.
25:56 Speaker 04 You guys got beef guys around here?
25:58 Speaker 06 Yeah. You got me guy.
26:00 Speaker 03 I get that.
26:00 Speaker 04 Yeah, meat man, a special meat guy. What is he a butcher? Or is, does he have a store?
26:05 Speaker 07 I don't even know what he does, honestly. He just works in the meats. He comes over to the party and I notice that the person grilling and doing all the, the work on the grill is not the person whose home it is or grill is-
26:16 Speaker 04 And it was not the guy who brought the meats? It's a third party guy?
26:20 Speaker 06 No, no, it was the guy who brought the meat.
26:21 Speaker 04 It was the guy who brought, that I might give you.
26:23 Speaker 06 He wasn't hired to-
26:24 Speaker 07 Yeah, so hired.
26:25 Speaker 04 But he's the meat. He's, he knows his way, he knows his way around meat more than anybody else at that party.
26:29 Speaker 06 He wasn't hired to cook for the party, like a caterer?
26:30 Speaker 07 I know, I know.
26:31 Speaker 04 Yeah, they're saying he's not.
26:33 Speaker 06 This is Mark Gagnon.
26:34 Speaker 07 Yeah, Mark Gagnon did this at his own house.
26:35 Speaker 04 Look, you were awfully quiet.
26:38 Speaker 07 I just didn't want to lead the witness. I just was gonna let all the chips fall.
26:41 Speaker 06 But you bought the meat from him.
26:43 Speaker 07 Yeah, exactly.
26:44 Speaker 04 Is he saying he's dropping it off?
26:45 Speaker 07 No, he's a homie of mine. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day and he was like, dude-
26:49 Speaker 03 Mark has all of his friends do shit for him and then doesn't really do much for them, but they all are like in love with him. It's crazy.
26:56 Speaker 07 He's the homie and I was like, you're way better at grilling than I am. So if you're gonna come over anyway, do you, do you mind grilling? He's like, no, dude, I love grilling. This is my love language, the way I communicate my affection for people is when I cook meat.
27:04 Speaker 04 Oh shit, shut the fuck up.
27:05 Speaker 07 You can tell him to shut up because that's what he said. I would never say that. So he says this and then he's, I was like, alright, great. I'll just host and get everyone drinks and make sure everyone's having the best time possible. Everyone's getting blow and then you guys just cook meats and that's what it was.
27:16 Speaker 06 Man, that's so real.
27:19 Speaker 03 Did you throw him any money or anything at the end?
27:21 Speaker 07 No, I mean, I paid obviously for the meats.
27:24 Speaker 04 No, wow.
27:25 Speaker 06 How was the threesome?
27:28 Speaker 06 Dude, I wish.
27:30 Speaker 05 I wish.
27:30 Speaker 03 That's cocky.
27:31 Speaker 04 That is, yeah, I mean, like, I've, I, I wouldn't allow that.
27:35 Speaker 06 Which, hey, I'm into it, I'm just saying.
27:36 Speaker 04 I, I, it's tough.
27:37 Speaker 06 Cold balls and stripes.
27:38 Speaker 05 Are you a griller? You're a good griller?
27:39 Speaker 04 No, but still, you gotta go down, if it's your house, you gotta go down with the ship. It's like, hey, everybody's getting food, but this fucking stud ain't coming in here and grilling my fucking...
27:50 Speaker 06 What the fuck?
27:51 Speaker 05 It was great. He was grilling. I was upstairs with the baby. I was hanging out.
27:54 Speaker 04 I tried to get it, but...
27:55 Speaker 06 Yeah.
27:55 Speaker 04 I mean, the only reason I'd bend the knee is because he's vaguely in the meat world.
28:00 Speaker 05 He's a distributor that supplies meats for all the premier restaurants in New York City.
28:04 Speaker 06 Okay, but he's not, like, cutting the meat. He's just some businessman.
28:07 Speaker 05 Yeah.
28:07 Speaker 06 He's like a salesman.
28:09 Speaker 05 Yeah, but he, but he knows...
28:10 Speaker 04 Alright, that's different then. I thought he was like...
28:11 Speaker 06 What are you talking about?
28:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, I came with these and they're wrapped in, like, the brown paper and it's like, hey...
28:15 Speaker 05 Exactly, and he knows his way around wax...
28:17 Speaker 06 You got some sales rep from...
28:18 Speaker 05 He brought an A5 from the Izakaya prefect. Like, I'm not gonna fuck that up by putting that on...
28:22 Speaker 03 What the fuck does that even mean?
28:23 Speaker 06 What does he know more about than you? He's a goddamn sales rep.
28:27 Speaker 05 You guys wouldn't understand. I'm telling you, it's nice steak.
28:29 Speaker 04 I guess I wouldn't wanna fuck that up, but...
28:31 Speaker 05 Exactly. These are a hundred fifty dollars a steak, you know what I mean?
28:34 Speaker 04 What?
28:34 Speaker 05 I get him for sixty. I'll get you a deal.
28:36 Speaker 04 That's not bad now I'm listening.
28:37 Speaker 05 Exactly, right?
28:40 Speaker 06 How you gonna fuck it up?
28:42 Speaker 04 You can fuck steak up.
28:43 Speaker 06 Come on. That's true. I did, I did put on a couple of filets upstairs and I, I torched them.
28:48 Speaker 05 They're still up there?
28:49 Speaker 06 Fuck, I gotta go. I don't know, man. That's, um, you have somebody coming to cater it? So you wanna learn how to do the grill?
28:57 Speaker 05 Yeah, but, I mean, he taught me a little bit and I kinda...
29:00 Speaker 04 Oh, he's teaching you? That's worse, dude.
29:03 Speaker 04 He's got his arms standing there. He's got his arms behind him.
29:05 Speaker 05 Yeah, YouTube, dude. YouTube. I love to learn.
29:09 Speaker 04 I've manned a grill in my life, have you not? I've manned a grill.
29:12 Speaker 05 A little.
29:13 Speaker 06 Burgers, thanks. You keep saying stuff more and more, I love to learn.
29:17 Speaker 04 It's really, you just keep flipping. That's his love language. He's fucking my wife. It's crazy. That's his love language.
29:24 Speaker 06 Holy shit.
29:25 Speaker 05 You only flip once. That's the thing.
29:27 Speaker 03 No, I, I don't know if that's true. I feel like more flips keeps it more, uh, moist.
29:31 Speaker 05 This is terrible. No, you lose all the...
29:33 Speaker 04 Burgers get flipped once.
29:34 Speaker 06 Imagine, imagine you had a get together, same, um, scenario, but this is in the...
29:38 Speaker 07 Kitchen and your wife's friend is cooking all the food in the kitchen.
29:41 Speaker 05 Is it a girl?
29:42 Speaker 07 Doing anything. Wouldn't that be a little weird?
29:44 Speaker 03 Would you be attracted to that girl? Like, maybe I should fuck back off.
29:48 Speaker 05 No.
29:48 Speaker 04 I got a, I got a picture of her in my mind. It's never even happened, but I'm picturing her.
29:52 Speaker 03 Right? That's why, that's why famous guys, when they fuck the nanny, it's like, what'd you think was gonna happen? This hot nanny is raising my children, giving them all this love and affection, and she's hot. I'm gonna fuck that girl.
30:04 Speaker 05 But in this case, who's taking care of the-
30:06 Speaker 06 I just thought it was a 25-year-old body.
30:13 Speaker 03 But it's both. It wouldn't happen if she was Mrs. Doubtfire, but if she's attractive and I see her, it's like,
30:19 Speaker 06 If that instinct is that strong, it would.
30:20 Speaker 03 How does that attraction not happen?
30:22 Speaker 05 Yeah, but in that case, my wife is taking care of the kid. We're upstairs with all the, you know, all of our friends. We're doing our doubles act, you know?
30:28 Speaker 03 You're okay with, so you're okay, you think-
30:30 Speaker 06 Man, upstairs where?
30:30 Speaker 03 You think your wife is okay with this?
30:32 Speaker 06 Hold on, this wasn't even an outside party where like, everybody was making, everybody was hanging out and the guy was grilling like, in the party?
30:37 Speaker 05 Yeah, it was two, there's two levels, but it's an outside thing. So he was on one side, we were on the other side.
30:41 Speaker 06 Was he down there by himself?
30:43 Speaker 05 Yeah, and his friend.
30:44 Speaker 06 Oh, wow. That makes it even worse.
30:46 Speaker 05 Why?
30:47 Speaker 06 So he's not even like, talking with everybody.
30:49 Speaker 03 He's isolated.
30:50 Speaker 04 He's working out.
30:51 Speaker 06 Man, he's working.
30:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, you made him an employee and you didn't pay him.
30:54 Speaker 05 This is how, this is how he expresses love. He likes to make food for people. You can take it with him.
30:58 Speaker 06 I thought you was in that phrase.
30:58 Speaker 05 You can take it with him, dude.
30:59 Speaker 06 Creeping me out.
31:00 Speaker 05 I know. Every time I put his meat in my mouth, I'm just like, wow, he loves me. That's all I'm thinking is how much he loves me.
31:05 Speaker 04 Say five, eight, five and a half, never a deal.
31:07 Speaker 05 Yeah, exactly.
31:10 Speaker 05 I mean, how about this? Tell me if this is trash. Someone that listens to the show sends one of us a thousand Hawaiian t-shirts.
31:17 Speaker 06 A thousand?
31:18 Speaker 05 Roughly a thousand.
31:19 Speaker 03 Okay.
31:20 Speaker 05 And then instead of buying shirts for an entire year, you only wear the Hawaiian t-shirts that are free, and you wear them every single week, and you just look like a dental hygienist on every podcast.
31:29 Speaker 06 Is there something on them?
31:30 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah. There's something on every single one.
31:32 Speaker 03 Like floral pattern or something?
31:32 Speaker 05 Floral pattern, some of them have hot dogs on them, something.
31:35 Speaker 07 There's like fish and birds.
31:36 Speaker 04 They're all t-shirts.
31:37 Speaker 05 There's a Christmas one, or the candy cane, they're all t-shirts.
31:40 Speaker 06 And they're all different?
31:41 Speaker 03 Are they new t-shirts? There's a 4th of July one, there's a Bob Ross one.
31:45 Speaker 04 Are they used t-shirts?
31:45 Speaker 05 No, they're brand new.
31:47 Speaker 06 Oh, fuck it. Yeah, why not? We're cool with that part.
31:49 Speaker 04 That's not classy. The Kennedys aren't doing that, I don't think.
31:54 Speaker 06 There's nothing right with that though.
31:55 Speaker 04 There's nothing right with it, like.
31:56 Speaker 05 A free Hawaiian shirt and that's all you wear for a year?
31:59 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's weird. I wouldn't do it.
32:00 Speaker 05 It's strange.
32:01 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's very strange. Whose is this? I feel like this is like this weird, who's this? It's like a whack-a-mole.
32:07 Speaker 04 Now I can picture them.
32:09 Speaker 03 I want a couple on your podcast.
32:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, I know. Now I know them.
32:12 Speaker 05 You know, he didn't buy those. They were given to him.
32:15 Speaker 03 Yeah. Why would I not wear them?
32:16 Speaker 05 Because they're only Hawaiian shirts.
32:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, but we're in Miami for three months.
32:21 Speaker 05 But then we moved back to New York and you look like Jimmy Buffett.
32:24 Speaker 03 I still wore them in the summer.
32:25 Speaker 05 Bringing the style back.
32:26 Speaker 03 It was summer, baby. Look at that.
32:28 Speaker 06 That's not a t-shirt.
32:29 Speaker 03 That's an AI image.
32:31 Speaker 04 That's what I'm saying, dude. You gotta get your thyroid checked or something. Your eyes are fucked up there.
32:35 Speaker 05 Bring that back up.
32:36 Speaker 04 Somebody who's got bad eyes, that's wild.
32:38 Speaker 05 Someone is selling tickets on your behalf using AI.
32:42 Speaker 03 Yo, that's crazy.
32:43 Speaker 05 I mean, what the hell?
32:45 Speaker 04 That looks like evil Akash, dude.
32:47 Speaker 03 I mean, honestly, if you buy these tickets, you deserve to have your money stolen. If you think that's me, you're not a fan.
32:52 Speaker 04 That's not that far off of you. It's not like... He's got the shirt right at least.
32:56 Speaker 03 It's kind of fire though that I didn't know I was at that point where they were making fake.
33:00 Speaker 06 There you go.
33:01 Speaker 03 Look at that. That's career progress.
33:02 Speaker 06 Those tickets all fake? Are you not there?
33:04 Speaker 03 I'm there, but it's a second, it's like a third-party site.
33:07 Speaker 06 Nice.
33:07 Speaker 03 Don't buy from third-party sites.
33:08 Speaker 04 Yeah, never buy from third-party sites.
33:10 Speaker 03 Go to my website. But that's cool. That's a nice little thing.
33:13 Speaker 06 So you're doing it.
33:14 Speaker 03 Yeah.
33:14 Speaker 04 Yeah.
33:15 Speaker 05 It's funny that AI, you type in Akash sang on stage and they're like Hawaiian.
33:19 Speaker 04 He's in Hawaii. Damn, AI is good.
33:23 Speaker 06 Can I see one of them though? Is it, it's an actual t-shirt?
33:25 Speaker 03 That was an actual shirt. The shirt was right. It was Bob Ross painting on one of his things.
33:29 Speaker 06 And that's not a t-shirt. It's a collar on it.
33:32 Speaker 03 The Hawaiian shirt.
33:33 Speaker 06 I thought you said Hawaiian t-shirts.
33:35 Speaker 05 That's a fair delineation. It was a Hawaiian shirt, button-down, collar.
33:38 Speaker 06 I mean, I'm a Hawaiian guy.
33:39 Speaker 04 He's a big Hawaiian guy.
33:40 Speaker 06 Rocket, baby. I can do it.
33:42 Speaker 04 Fat guy, dude. Both of us. Couple of fat ladies hanging out together.
33:48 Speaker 03 Hawaiian shirts.
33:49 Speaker 06 Letting them breathe.
33:50 Speaker 03 Oh, yo, you guys are Philly people, right? Can we ask you about, did you guys see what happened at this Phillies game? Do y'all know? I don't know. And this is a massive story.
33:56 Speaker 04 The ball.
33:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, I know.
33:59 Speaker 04 I have, I'm torn on all sides of this. No one really looks good.
34:03 Speaker 03 I haven't seen this, but everybody, it's the talk of Twitter.
34:06 Speaker 06 Let's see.
34:07 Speaker 03 Alright, let's watch this clip.
34:10 Speaker 05 First off, dinger. It's a big blast by the Phils though.
34:14 Speaker 04 How you doing?
34:16 Speaker 03 Little dinger?
34:17 Speaker 04 Dad gets it.
34:18 Speaker 05 Nice.
34:19 Speaker 04 Gives it to the son.
34:20 Speaker 05 Gives it right to his kid, congrats buddy.
34:22 Speaker 04 Right, it's his birthday, I believe, or around his birthday.
34:24 Speaker 03 Oh.
34:25 Speaker 04 Dude, that, that hand motion is...
34:27 Speaker 05 That reaction.
34:30 Speaker 04 He's from Jersey, he ain't from Philly.
34:33 Speaker 04 No dude from the Northeast gets touched up and does this.
34:41 Speaker 04 Yeah, he gives it back to her.
34:43 Speaker 06 That's a gentleman thing to do.
34:45 Speaker 04 I don't know, man.
34:46 Speaker 03 Nah, fuck this lady, yo.
34:47 Speaker 04 He's already proven that he's...
34:48 Speaker 06 Hold on, who's she giving the ball to?
34:49 Speaker 04 She keeps it.
34:49 Speaker 06 For herself?
34:50 Speaker 04 Yeah.
34:51 Speaker 03 What a bitch, dude.
34:53 Speaker 06 Sure.
34:53 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, that's a...
34:54 Speaker 03 That's crazy.
34:54 Speaker 04 That sucks.
34:55 Speaker 05 Cause I think it hit her hand on the fly, and then...
34:58 Speaker 03 You can't catch, bitch, what you wanna do?
34:59 Speaker 04 Yeah, like, if it's off the ground, it's off the ground. Especially if it goes to a kid. It's gotta end with a kid.
35:04 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:05 Speaker 04 And it doesn't matter who then gets it, if... As long as a kid gets it.
35:08 Speaker 03 You can't catch.
35:09 Speaker 04 Yeah.
35:09 Speaker 03 That's why you bring a fucking glove.
35:11 Speaker 04 She doesn't have it at all.
35:11 Speaker 06 Yeah.
35:12 Speaker 04 It's all, it's in the row in front of her.
35:13 Speaker 05 Yeah, it hits the seat. I don't even know if she gets a hand on it.
35:18 Speaker 06 Phew, man, that look don't help her either.
35:20 Speaker 04 That looks like every one of my aunts, that is a tough... I still wait, every time they're like, Philly Karen goes nuts, I'm like, motherfucker.
35:29 Speaker 04 And I see the haircut, I'm like, let me get eyes on her face.
35:32 Speaker 06 That is the, "I wanna talk to a manager" fucking haircut, that's crazy.
35:36 Speaker 04 She's at the Macaroni Grill screaming.
35:38 Speaker 03 Oh, god. Buddy, that's crazy.
35:42 Speaker 04 That was ours.
35:46 Speaker 06 Who the fuck would act like this in front of a child?
35:52 Speaker 06 What a fucking bitch.
35:56 Speaker 04 Then she, so then there's another angle, I was studying this like the fucking Kennedy assassination.
36:01 Speaker 03 This is the Bruder films.
36:02 Speaker 04 Uh, yeah, these are Bruder films. Uh, there's another angle where she's then, another guy is like, "Really?", like, after she gets the ball, she goes back to where she was sitting.
36:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
36:11 Speaker 04 She gets into it again with another person over there. Some guy's like, are you fucking serious lady? Does she want that baseball? And then she starts screaming at a guy like a few rows over who was like wasn't part of it.
36:20 Speaker 03 Have people always been like this or has it gotten worse?
36:22 Speaker 06 No, it has gotten worse and this is just shows you how worse we're getting that this is not. Holy fuck.
36:30 Speaker 03 That's hilarious. That's so funny.
36:36 Speaker 04 There he is. That's crazy.
36:39 Speaker 06 Oh man, these kids with the jet TPT, they're alright. It's alright right there. I can't do that. What the hell?
36:47 Speaker 04 Go see Akos, love it.
36:48 Speaker 03 If it was me, I'd be like, Fader.
36:52 Speaker 06 No, listen, it's getting worse. That like, that's where we're at now, where adults are arguing and fighting like children over a fucking baseball. There's, there's men and women taking baseballs away from little kids. That's who's it for, you fucking losers. You don't need a fucking baseball, alright, for a home run, whatever. Knock it the fuck off. That's for kids. Every one of those baseballs should be handed to a child if you catch it. You don't fucking keep it.
37:15 Speaker 04 Look at her though, she is Philly trash.
37:17 Speaker 06 Like that Polish guy that yanked the hat out of the fucking, the kid's hand.
37:20 Speaker 03 That was crazy.
37:21 Speaker 04 We gotta go back on that. I kind of, did you see his apology?
37:24 Speaker 06 You liked the explanation.
37:25 Speaker 04 He doubles down.
37:26 Speaker 06 He's a cutthroat businessman though.
37:27 Speaker 04 No, he doubles down, he's like, fucking, it's a doggy dog world out there. Kids should have had better hands. That's, that's real Eastern European shit, like, you think this is gonna bother them?
37:35 Speaker 06 And the tennis player handed it to the little kid. That's a fucking loser move, man.
37:39 Speaker 04 I'm not, no.
37:40 Speaker 03 Hey, hey, it is a loser move, but it's also a good life lesson.
37:42 Speaker 04 Yeah, double down, he goes, buddy, life ain't fair.
37:45 Speaker 03 You know what, this kind of flipped me. That is a good life lesson.
37:47 Speaker 04 That's crazy.
37:48 Speaker 03 It's crazy.
37:49 Speaker 04 The double down is...
37:50 Speaker 06 I feel like in 30 years, that kid's holding a sword to that guy's throat, taking the hat out of his hand.
37:54 Speaker 03 Hey.
37:55 Speaker 06 You should have killed me when you had the chance.
37:57 Speaker 03 That means he learned the lesson.
37:58 Speaker 04 Yes, he learned the lesson.
37:59 Speaker 06 I agree.
38:00 Speaker 03 He got it. Hey, hey, hey, if you grow up and kill that guy, that's life.
38:03 Speaker 04 This is his gladiator moment.
38:04 Speaker 03 That's the world.
38:05 Speaker 06 Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones Last Crusade, that's how it started.
38:07 Speaker 04 He's Arya.
38:08 Speaker 06 You lost today, kid, but you don't have to like it.
38:10 Speaker 07 How do we feel, how do we feel about the doxing though? Like when?
38:13 Speaker 04 That's what I, yeah, that's, but hold on, the recent incident at the tennis match has caused a disproportionate online uproar. I did it quickly because I've always said it's...
38:21 Speaker 06 Again, that's whack too.
38:22 Speaker 03 Life is first come, first served. But you weren't, you weren't first, you weren't first to get there. You were not, you just stole it. That's not first come, first served.
38:32 Speaker 04 In the end, chin up, hats off, less venom, more sportsmanship. This is the fucking guy who just stole something from a child. He's like, hey, you know, both teams tried very hard.
38:42 Speaker 05 Yeah, loving the game.
38:42 Speaker 06 That's great.
38:44 Speaker 03 I'm back, I'm back hating him. I'm back hating him. I thought it was, hey, that's a life lesson.
38:48 Speaker 04 This guy's just so being himself.
38:50 Speaker 06 What the fuck? That's awesome.
38:51 Speaker 04 Stop being a little bitch. Get back out there.
38:53 Speaker 06 Hey, don't hit the player, hit the game. Talk to you later. Bye.
38:57 Speaker 03 Yeah, as a general rule, you shouldn't dox anybody, but I'm, I'm not mad at it.
39:01 Speaker 05 Just ignore the shit while he's crying and shit like this guy sucks.
39:05 Speaker 06 My wife would be elbowing me in the head, like, get that back to the kid.
39:07 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:07 Speaker 06 Everyone's just in this fucking dream state.
39:10 Speaker 04 There is something that's like, right, that's like a grown man, right?
39:13 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:13 Speaker 04 Looks pretty tough dude, like, and like, he's like.
39:16 Speaker 06 Oldest guy.
39:17 Speaker 04 He goes back to being a child of wanting a hat, like, that is saying, like, I love the Eagles. I love, but like.
39:23 Speaker 06 I don't even know who the fuck that tennis player is.
39:24 Speaker 04 That would never be fighting for like.
39:26 Speaker 06 Yeah.
39:27 Speaker 04 A fucking wristband from somebody or like, that I could never put myself.
39:31 Speaker 06 Agassi, Sampras, the Joker, give me somebody. Who the fuck's that guy?
39:34 Speaker 04 That's true. Who is that guy?
39:36 Speaker 06 I'm sure he's famous. I don't know, tennis.
39:37 Speaker 03 I don't even know. Do you know who the player was?
39:39 Speaker 06 No, I don't.
39:39 Speaker 03 I was at the US Open quite a few times this year.
39:41 Speaker 04 I saw that. You really fucking, you really lived the life out there, Al.
39:44 Speaker 06 I like tennis.
39:45 Speaker 03 Damn, so he's really leaned into tennis?
39:47 Speaker 06 You know?
39:48 Speaker 03 I don't know when it happened. I, I tried to get him in three.
39:50 Speaker 04 Tennis is cool.
39:51 Speaker 03 I tried to get him in three, four years ago and he literally laughed at me. He laughed in my face.
39:54 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:55 Speaker 03 And it was, I was like, it's the best time to watch any sport, this tennis moment right now.
39:59 Speaker 06 Does this help at all? It's a real pussy sport until you start playing and then it's the best sport in the world. Yeah, no, tennis is great.
40:03 Speaker 07 Does this change anything at all? It's a Polish, uh, tennis player.
40:07 Speaker 04 Yeah, so they're both Polish.
40:09 Speaker 06 Who cares?
40:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, I mean.
40:11 Speaker 06 Is, is the guy actually seven years old? That's all that matters.
40:15 Speaker 06 And you're the CEO? Buy a fucking hat. Why don't you hire that guy to come and fucking cook your steaks at your fucking. That's what you should do.
40:23 Speaker 04 That guy don't need to own cooking his steaks, dude. That guy's out there living life.
40:29 Speaker 05 He got big grill energy right there.
40:30 Speaker 07 The young boy with the baseball, uh, the, the team gave him a bag.
40:35 Speaker 03 So they kind of works out. Whenever, whenever these moments are captured, it's kind of best case scenario for the kid.
40:42 Speaker 05 Which is why I don't think the dads is in the wrong.
40:44 Speaker 04 The other stadium did it, which is a pro move. The Marlin Stadium came out and said. They do a, they do a press conference like when they get home. It looks real fucking like Al Qaeda beheading video. It's like really bad.
40:55 Speaker 06 Who does?
40:56 Speaker 04 The family, the dad, the mom, or the, you know, and the son. And I think he says like, I didn't, I'm upset that my dad gave that back. It's like, you look like the biggest pussy. I get that it's like a life lesson of like, hey.
41:09 Speaker 06 Take the high road.
41:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, take the high road, like, you know, that, that person's clearly fucking mentally unstable. And he's like, the clip I saw, yeah, this, which like, buddy, get one of the flagrant producers to fucking bring this thing up. You guys got enough fucking people working here, someone go help the kid out. And apparently his statement was like, I wish my dad kept it.
41:28 Speaker 03 That kid is Philly through and through.
41:30 Speaker 04 They're.
41:31 Speaker 03 That kid is Philly.
41:32 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:32 Speaker 03 The dad is not.
41:33 Speaker 04 There it is.
41:34 Speaker 06 What would it take for your family to get on the fucking news like that?
41:37 Speaker 04 We do.
41:38 Speaker 06 You would have to be missing for weeks.
41:39 Speaker 04 I remember the one time my uncle pulled out a video camera at a family party in like the early 90s, dude. They, my family turned into the Columbas. There was like, get the fuck out. Fucking taping us, what the fuck? Yeah, no, we're not on camera people.
41:52 Speaker 06 But this is the same shit.
41:53 Speaker 04 They don't think I'm gay because I podcast.
41:56 Speaker 04 Because I podcast and drink Starbucks, like, you know where he gets his coffee? We're a Dunkin' or Wawa family.
42:03 Speaker 06 This is just another symptom of why people, why adults are stealing baseballs and hats from each other. It's just, it just keeps going.
42:08 Speaker 03 You want attention.
42:09 Speaker 04 Yeah.
42:09 Speaker 06 What the fuck, man? Stop.
42:11 Speaker 04 We can't win.
42:12 Speaker 03 Foley, this guy's class through and through, to be honest with you. And every one of these, he's, he's like indignant about the lack of morality.
42:18 Speaker 06 I do, when it comes, when it comes to that, you know, sports, little kid, what the fuck? You're taking a fucking baseball from a child?
42:24 Speaker 03 You guys are the worst human beings in the world.
42:25 Speaker 04 That's insane, that's, come on.
42:27 Speaker 06 That's all bad.
42:27 Speaker 04 I do, I do kind of agree with it, but it's.
42:29 Speaker 03 As sports fans.
42:30 Speaker 04 We were raised in it, so I'm like, ah, it's, it is what it is.
42:33 Speaker 03 You're great people, and when it's not come to sport, when it comes to, when, and when it comes to sports, you're the biggest bags of shit ever. And I hate that you.
42:39 Speaker 06 Why, because they're passionate about the team?
42:41 Speaker 03 Maybe the best organization in football right now really bothers me, because you don't deserve it. You don't deserve good things.
42:46 Speaker 06 What are you talking about? That's a fucking one.
42:48 Speaker 05 I don't know enough about sports, why do people hate Philly fans?
42:50 Speaker 03 Philadelphia, look at them.
42:51 Speaker 04 There's a couple, one quick thing.
42:52 Speaker 06 Because they're all pussies.
42:54 Speaker 04 They don't like the Cowboys and shit like that.
42:57 Speaker 03 Nah, I don't like the Cowboys, but this is the only stadium that has a jail.
43:00 Speaker 04 That was old, that was back in the day. They don't have that anymore.
43:04 Speaker 06 They threw snowballs at Santa Claus, that's what my dad used to say.
43:06 Speaker 04 That was like forty years ago.
43:08 Speaker 03 They put batteries, they put batteries inside of snowballs and then throw them at players.
43:12 Speaker 04 That was the seventies.
43:13 Speaker 06 Yeah, that was so long ago.
43:15 Speaker 04 What the fuck? That was the worst thing happened in the seventies.
43:17 Speaker 03 This is a good look.
43:18 Speaker 04 He spit first, man. He spit first.
43:20 Speaker 03 He spit on the ground. And I don't even like the Cowboys. He spit on the ground.
43:24 Speaker 04 Then the guy spits on his face. And you know, he stepped up and spit, made eye contact with him, spit, and then laughed at him.
43:31 Speaker 03 Spit on the ground, yo, don't even try this. Didn't you, weren't you guys?
43:34 Speaker 04 But this is, listen, I don't agree with it, but this is very, that is a very, it's like if you, if you cross the line, you will get got. He crossed the line and then he got spit on. I'm not saying it's right, but that is, that is an eye for, that is eye for eye.
43:51 Speaker 06 Hold on, was he looking at him like, yeah, what's up pussy, or was he just saying, hey?
43:54 Speaker 04 No, he laughed, are you kidding me?
43:56 Speaker 03 Then fight him, don't spit on him.
43:58 Speaker 04 Well, that, that is, that leads. Typically in Philadelphia, that leads to a fight.
44:01 Speaker 06 It's still nah.
44:02 Speaker 03 Nah, he spit on the ground, dude, he didn't spit at him at all.
44:04 Speaker 06 That's, teacher saw you, that's, that's all that happened.
44:06 Speaker 03 Right at him and then looks at him and stuff, nah.
44:09 Speaker 05 Yeah, this is racially motivated. I'm taking, I'm saying go birds on this one.
44:13 Speaker 04 Gay birds. Uh, yeah, no, the fans are, obviously they are rough. It's gotten way better, like if you're, like you, everyone.
44:21 Speaker 06 Weren't you guys eating horse shit when you, after you won the?
44:23 Speaker 04 It was a celebration.
44:25 Speaker 06 And wait, why?
44:27 Speaker 04 What's the fourth event? What's the tennis match you get to? Fucking guy, you're on my body. Oh, sorry, we can't all be a Wimbledon. Some of us has to eat horse shit on Broad Street.
44:37 Speaker 06 Yeah, what's this we thing? I think everybody standing there and then, then eating it together.
44:41 Speaker 04 It was one guy. Bob mentality and fully apologizes.
44:47 Speaker 04 I missed one.
44:48 Speaker 03 He missed his Zenbound. His Zenbound was back.
44:51 Speaker 06 I had a bacon burger right there.
44:53 Speaker 04 There is, listen, I've been to many a celebration, so like, you know, I try to watch the, any championship game, I try to go back to Philly to watch it. I'm older now, I don't do it, but like, if you win, there is this like dirtbag homing device in you that just dragged you out of whatever neighborhood you're in, down to City Hall. And that's where it all, that's where it all is.
45:15 Speaker 06 I've never done this. From the suburbs.
45:18 Speaker 04 The walk is too far? What, nine walks?
45:22 Speaker 06 You know it's funny.
45:22 Speaker 04 Is there gonna be horse shit there?
45:27 Speaker 06 You know what it is? Cause we went to the NFC Championship game last year, and then when we got out of there, it was a madhouse. We couldn't get an Uber out of there to get back to our hotel in Center City. We had to walk out, we had to walk down into the subway.
45:38 Speaker 04 Gonna take the subway. This is the story. He's gonna make it sound like it's 50 hours long.
45:41 Speaker 06 This subway was like, was like 10 years away. It was brutal. Old subway, by the way. Upgrade that thing.
45:46 Speaker 03 I've ridden the subway. It's not that bad.
45:47 Speaker 06 Where?
45:48 Speaker 03 I spent a lot of time in Philly because my wife is from there.
45:50 Speaker 06 Okay.
45:50 Speaker 03 So I've ridden the subway. She went to, she lived in West Philly for a little bit.
45:54 Speaker 06 Yeah?
45:55 Speaker 03 And then we rode.
45:56 Speaker 06 Let me tell you what, go try to do it now, fatty. All right? See how you fucking feel.
46:01 Speaker 04 You have to take up two seats, Akon.
46:03 Speaker 06 You'll be huffing and wheezing.
46:05 Speaker 04 It's gonna cost you two swipes. But this, this is all good fun, man. That's just in me. It's good fun.
46:11 Speaker 03 There's nothing wrong with this. You're just.
46:12 Speaker 06 There is. What are you talking about?
46:14 Speaker 04 No, it's just every season does that. There's always y'all.
46:16 Speaker 03 The Knicks won game three. Yeah, the Knicks did this and they didn't even make it to the championship.
46:22 Speaker 04 You guys also, you guys won like game three and went nuts.
46:26 Speaker 06 That's a championship for us, guys.
46:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, I respect your right to do that.
46:29 Speaker 03 But they haven't been to the conference finals in 30 years or whatever.
46:32 Speaker 04 I respect it.
46:33 Speaker 03 And the Knicks are the only team here.
46:34 Speaker 06 We're not someone's team. It's anybody's team.
46:36 Speaker 04 By all means.
46:37 Speaker 06 Yeah, enjoy yourself.
46:38 Speaker 03 No, no, I'm saying.
46:38 Speaker 04 Burn down the Sabaro's next to the fucking Madison Square Garden. I don't care.
46:41 Speaker 03 The thing with Philly people, I thought winning that first Super Bowl would like calm you down. It hasn't. You're somehow worse.
46:48 Speaker 04 Now we're activated.
46:48 Speaker 06 They're not worse.
46:49 Speaker 04 No, uh, listen, this is gonna happen.
46:51 Speaker 05 Someone died last year.
46:53 Speaker 06 Alright.
46:53 Speaker 05 People die every fucking day, what are you gonna do?
46:55 Speaker 06 They're celebrating, they jumped off of a pole. That's a sin.
46:58 Speaker 04 He was trying to be, yeah.
47:00 Speaker 03 You know what I do respect? There's a video of a burning building. This is the year after they won the Super Bowl.
47:05 Speaker 04 A burning building?
47:06 Speaker 03 Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, this is actually, I compliment this. It was, it was a year or two after the Eagles won the Super Bowl and they were not playing well. And this wide receiver had kept dropping passes. His name was Nelson Aguilar. And then this, the building's on fire and they're throwing babies out of the building. And a guy's catching them to save the babies' lives. In the news interview, he goes, "Yeah, I caught the babies. I'm not like Aguilar or whatever." In the fucking, "I just saved six babies" interview. Unlike Aguilar, yeah. Yeah, unlike Aguilar, I caught him. He still found a way to make it about the Eagles. It's unbelievable how much they revolve around sports.
47:38 Speaker 04 It's crazy, that's all they had, this guy, yeah. That guy's awesome.
47:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, this is a fan.
47:42 Speaker 04 He's a fucking local hero.
47:43 Speaker 03 He's, no, this was, I was like, this is actually cool that in this moment, you still care enough about sports to shit on the Eagles.
47:49 Speaker 05 What did he say?
47:50 Speaker 06 And he was assisting people down. My manager started throwing babies out the window. We was catching them. Unlike Aguilar.
47:58 Speaker 04 That's a hating motherfucker right there.
48:00 Speaker 05 That's a guy with a parlay, did not come up.
48:02 Speaker 03 He was very professional, for sure.
48:05 Speaker 04 Also, I think he said chucking babies, which like, why not? You know what I mean? Like, ah, we were, you know, he had to drop them down. He's winging them, dude.
48:13 Speaker 05 He's bucking them.
48:14 Speaker 03 The video's fucking crazy. Legit throwing babies, he's catching them. Building's on fire, there's like, what else can you do? It's like an incredible thing this guy does and he still is like, unlike Aguilar, dude. They cannot be from Philly, these people.
48:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, it's very, yeah, the Philly guys were always gonna be from Philly.
48:31 Speaker 03 There's no identity that's as unshakable.
48:33 Speaker 04 Those, I've been to most of those, all but the last one. Those celebrations from when the Phillies won back in, what was that, 08 or 09 or whatever that was? Uh, we've, I've always ran down and like, been one of those guys. And the cops are there, it is pretty like, it's 95% chill. I feel like an hour or two, it does get a little like...
48:55 Speaker 03 It should get something else in your lives. That's us, that's what we do. I swear to God, I've been to weddings, the Eagles' fight song is at the wedding.
49:03 Speaker 04 Yeah, dude. I've been to weddings where the, they've paid to have Swoop come in for 10 minutes. The mascot. And everybody stands and takes pictures with them. Shout out to Swoop, it's like a thousand bucks. They stand like it's the
49:16 Speaker 06 I tell you what, win the Super Bowl, what do you have me tell you?
49:18 Speaker 04 No, the Philly Fanatic married my cousins.
49:21 Speaker 03 Really?
49:23 Speaker 04 He said cousins would have been fired.
49:26 Speaker 03 I look, I was in Dallas during the 90s. We were never this into, we were never, there was no Fight Song.
49:30 Speaker 06 I know, because they're, yeah, they're not that into it.
49:33 Speaker 03 Back then, they were good.
49:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, but like Philly, you know, for the longest time, sports wise, like, didn't have much to, see? There, bride surprises groom with swoop at the Eagles mascot. Um, we've looked into Retina, we for stuff.
49:46 Speaker 03 The Rowdy, the Cowboys mascot is widely hated in Dallas.
49:50 Speaker 06 Yeah, because he stinks.
49:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, he's a dork.
49:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, he's a dork, but Swoop is not a great mascot.
49:54 Speaker 04 Swoop's the man, dude.
49:55 Speaker 03 Yeah.
49:55 Speaker 04 There's also like different levels of Swoop, I think, like you can get like the official one for like two grand and then for like 500, like his lazy guzzler.
50:04 Speaker 06 People in Philadelphia are very, very passionate about their sports teams, man.
50:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, I know, that's, it's too, it's too much. You guys act like it's a normal degree. That's what I'm saying.
50:11 Speaker 04 It's normal to us. This is, I realize in Dallas, there was a little different.
50:15 Speaker 06 You had that in maybe a life with nothing to lose, goes a little further.
50:17 Speaker 04 Yeah.
50:18 Speaker 06 You know what I'm talking about? Throwing a perka doodle in there, you know? Couple vodka Red Bulls.
50:22 Speaker 03 Perka doodle.
50:23 Speaker 06 I'm just saying.
50:24 Speaker 03 I mean, this is where, this is where the garbage is, I think. Philly is maybe the most, and I actually think it's a very underrated city. I do, I love it.
50:31 Speaker 04 I love it.
50:31 Speaker 03 But it is, there is a garbage DNA, built into the DNA of Philadelphia.
50:35 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:35 Speaker 03 It's like a garbage element that they cannot shake.
50:37 Speaker 04 There's a, so there's a
50:38 Speaker 03 You can save babies from a burning building and still be a little bit garbage while you do it.
50:42 Speaker 04 Dude, when they played, they were in the playoffs in what, 2000?
50:45 Speaker 06 I'm from the burbs though. I'm not there chilling. What are you talking about?
50:47 Speaker 04 They were, I'm also from the burbs, but 2005, I'm right, I think they were in the, they, they play, the Super Bowl was in 2005, they lost. And my cousin went down and
50:58 Speaker 06 That's when things get ugly.
50:59 Speaker 04 They were interviewing him. He was in Tampa Bay and I think that's where it was. They were interviewing him and he's got a big fucking big black eye, big knot on his eye and like Channel 6 News is interviewing him. And they're like, ah, what happened to you? You know, he's tailgating a little too early or something. It was like three days before the fucking Super Bowl. This is like Friday. He got down, he got to town, got in some sort of clear fistfight.
51:21 Speaker 03 Kerfuffle.
51:21 Speaker 04 Yeah, and he ends up on the news and they're like, what, you know, and he's like, they're like, ah, you know, what happened to you? He's like, you should see her. And I was like
51:31 Speaker 06 No.
51:32 Speaker 04 So then he shows up and he's like, you guys seen me on the, it's like making the rounds and stuff. It was lousy. It's like, yeah, that is like the most.
51:42 Speaker 06 That's what he's talking about. That's tasteless. Tasteless.
51:44 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's all tasteless. Well, you should see her and everyone. My, all my answer like, oh my God, he is a mess. He's sober now. He's doing good.
51:53 Speaker 03 But then that's what makes you guys, the guys to do, are you garbage? You're Philadelphians through and through. You know garbage.
51:58 Speaker 04 Sure.
51:58 Speaker 03 You grew up around it.
51:59 Speaker 04 It's, uh, yeah. But to go back to the sports, it wasn't in.
52:03 Speaker 03 It was just trashy.
52:04 Speaker 04 Just trash. I didn't realize it wasn't in Dallas. We went to a game, went to an Eagles game. It was like a Monday night. It was a couple of years ago.
52:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, I remember this.
52:11 Speaker 04 We went to the stadium.
52:11 Speaker 03 I think the Cowboys actually won this game.
52:13 Speaker 04 They did, because we, uh.
52:14 Speaker 06 Oh, in Dallas. That's right.
52:15 Speaker 03 It was after Austin, I think. You guys went up there.
52:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, we went up from Moon Tower, right from the comedy festival. We drove up and, uh, I think you had an E, you had, you had like a Phillies hat on. That was, that was like the, the most branded, like Philadelphia stuff was like a Phillies hat. And, uh, man, they were just like giving us just like, you know, you stink. And I'm like, oh man.
52:34 Speaker 06 It was adorable.
52:34 Speaker 04 It was like so sweet. I'm like, this is like, it's what like this, the four year olds do at a Phillies game, you know, they're like, Boo, you stink. And I was like, I was ready to fight my way out of here, but they were all just like.
52:43 Speaker 05 Bro, do you see the guy that stands outside of arenas and fights people wearing the opposite team's gear?
52:48 Speaker 04 I see the guy, he's like a young kid.
52:50 Speaker 05 Yeah.
52:50 Speaker 04 Yeah, there's a couple of those guys.
52:52 Speaker 05 He just goes to like arenas, the stadiums out around the country, wearing the opposing team's gear and just talks shit to people and tries to start fights. And it's unbelievably entertaining.
53:01 Speaker 04 I like that guy and I like that guy who fights his followers until he reaches a million or whatever. You ever see that guy?
53:07 Speaker 06 That's awesome.
53:08 Speaker 04 He just fights his followers. He's like, hey, what's up? I remember I found that account when he had like 3,000 followers and then like, he just, now he's like fighting influencers at this point, but, uh.
53:18 Speaker 05 He goes around the world and just fights people.
53:19 Speaker 04 And he just fights people.
53:20 Speaker 06 No way.
53:21 Speaker 04 Dude, his like fifth, dude, his fifth one, dude, he like they full blown fight. His fifth one, he's like, what's up? I'm headed to fight my old boss Randy. And just like, he's a British guy. You've never seen this?
53:31 Speaker 06 No.
53:32 Speaker 05 He just fights.
53:33 Speaker 04 Dude, they just start wailing on each other.
53:35 Speaker 05 He did one in front of like the, the Eiffel Tower.
53:37 Speaker 04 Yeah, he's, now he goes, he did like, he did like the.
53:39 Speaker 03 Is he getting better at fighting?
53:40 Speaker 04 The pyramids? Yeah, they just throw haymakers.
53:43 Speaker 06 Yeah.
53:43 Speaker 04 All right. I have to piss while we watch this. I'm sorry. I'm gonna piss my pants. Ah, small bladder dude.
53:49 Speaker 05 I mean, all time. He's got a chariot.
53:55 Speaker 04 And apparently, he's broke.
53:57 Speaker 05 I mean, yeah.
53:58 Speaker 04 Yeah. To fight a guy for free.
54:02 Speaker 05 This doesn't feel like trust fund kid energy.
54:03 Speaker 04 No. But he's just like, "Yeah, I don't have any money." He's trying to move. He was like, "Couldn't pay rent," or something like that. He fucks this guy up. Dude, imagine humping all the way out there, hot as shit, just to get your ass kicked. Fuck that.
54:16 Speaker 06 That's pretty good.
54:18 Speaker 05 They dap up every time?
54:19 Speaker 04 Yeah. It's all, it's all like chill.
54:22 Speaker 05 Famous landmarks around the world.
54:25 Speaker 05 Kind of great.
54:26 Speaker 06 That's good content.
54:28 Speaker 03 Garbage, garbage stuff. You're the garbage judges.
54:31 Speaker 04 Sure.
54:31 Speaker 03 You guys have garbage court?
54:33 Speaker 04 Uh, nah, I guess each, each episode would be that, kind of.
54:37 Speaker 03 Okay, alright, perfect. Okay.
54:39 Speaker 06 I like that. Cut that.
54:42 Speaker 04 Coming this fall on MTV4.
54:45 Speaker 03 Alright, so I am trying to organize a dinner with a bunch of comics from India. One comic is with a friend of mine. I don't know this person personally, but I'm like, "I would like for them to come." "Let's just build a little community of brown comics from here in India, like, whatever."
54:59 Speaker 04 Okay.
55:01 Speaker 03 Hard, I'm trying to get a reservation. You are gonna Friday night to decide. So I'm like, "How many people are there?" So I tell my friend. I say, "Hey, ask that person if they wanna come." And they say, "Maybe." So I'm like, "Okay." So I'm giving them a little time. I figure I'll check back in in like an hour and a half. I ask my friend again, "Hey, is that person gonna come to dinner or not?" And they're like, "Maybe." So I'm texting the reservation guy, like, "I don't know how many people are coming." My frie- my friend goes, "He wants you to text him personally." So I say, "Fine, give me his number." I text him. I say, "Yo, what's up, uh, my brother, this is Akash." And then he just goes-
55:33 Speaker 04 I don't like that move. But yeah, I don't like the fact that you have to text this guy personally.
55:36 Speaker 03 Then he just goes-
55:37 Speaker 04 Fucking crazy.
55:37 Speaker 03 He just goes, "Hey."
55:39 Speaker 04 No.
55:40 Speaker 03 And then I go-
55:41 Speaker 04 I'll, I'll answer for him. He's not coming to the dinner. Fuck all y'all.
55:46 Speaker 03 Fuck all y'all.
55:47 Speaker 04 You hit someone with a hey? You can suck all the fucking dicks.
55:50 Speaker 03 Hey?
55:51 Speaker 04 That is a cutesy response and you know it.
55:53 Speaker 03 Thank, thank you. Thank you. And I say, so I hit him, I'm like, hey, man, all I need is a yes or no. I'm trying to make reservations on a Friday night in New York City to do a nice thing. All I need is a yes or no. You don't have to come, it's fine. Just give me an answer, then no response.
56:07 Speaker 05 Hmm.
56:08 Speaker 06 Wait, who is, you got beef with this guy?
56:09 Speaker 03 I don't have beef with him, but that was a good move. The answer is yes. No, I know, the guy's doing, the guy's doing phenomenally. I won't say what he's done because I will tell everybody who it is. But it's like, oh, you're, you're a dickbag.
56:20 Speaker 06 I didn't realize, he wasn't cool with just like, like if, if, if you invited us, but you texted me and I went to Kevin Hay, I'll try to invite us to dinner. That's all it was?
56:28 Speaker 03 Yeah.
56:28 Speaker 06 He wanted a personal invite?
56:29 Speaker 03 And then you did a personal text.
56:31 Speaker 04 Then you did the personal text.
56:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, I don't, no, no, no flip flop. I said all things.
56:34 Speaker 04 I didn't know.
56:35 Speaker 03 And then I did hit him personally. And I said, hey.
56:37 Speaker 06 Fuck him.
56:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
56:38 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's.
56:38 Speaker 06 That's, what, what, what's that about?
56:40 Speaker 04 That might as well have been dot, dot, dot.
56:42 Speaker 03 Thank you.
56:43 Speaker 04 No, thank you.
56:43 Speaker 03 Thank you.
56:44 Speaker 04 No.
56:44 Speaker 03 Which was, I'm trying to do a nice thing.
56:48 Speaker 06 Was that like some power move to like, you know?
56:50 Speaker 03 I'm probably, I mean, the guy's more successful than me, so it's not even a question.
56:53 Speaker 04 Now, if he was asking me, I'd go, I respect the power move.
56:56 Speaker 06 Yeah.
56:57 Speaker 04 That is in a true dirtbag form.
56:58 Speaker 03 Okay, that's fair.
56:59 Speaker 04 I respect the power move, on his behalf.
57:00 Speaker 03 On my behalf, I don't wish failure upon him, but we're not cool. Fuck you a little bit.
57:04 Speaker 06 There's a dick move.
57:05 Speaker 03 I tried to patch it up too. No response.
57:07 Speaker 06 Why would you patch it up?
57:08 Speaker 03 Well, I wanted, I wanted that person to come on the pod. They were in New York and I was like, you know what? They convinced me I was a dickhead. So I was like, hey, man, I'd love for you to come on the pod. This is me personally asking you with a little crying emoji, trying to make a laugh, whatever.
57:19 Speaker 06 For some reason, the first time you explained the story, you sounded way more like a dickhead.
57:23 Speaker 04 No, I don't like this. I don't like this. I know.
57:28 Speaker 03 I'm right, always. I'm right.
57:30 Speaker 04 You didn't say he needed a personal response. You didn't say that.
57:32 Speaker 06 He made some tweets in the story.
57:34 Speaker 03 Miles, there's a couple flip floppers we got over here.
57:37 Speaker 04 He's flipping, he's flipping.
57:39 Speaker 03 Because he was immediately like, fuck that.
57:41 Speaker 04 Hmm.
57:41 Speaker 03 Immediately, that's why you were like, oh, yeah. Nah, you were a dick last time. I don't know what a quitchy.
57:48 Speaker 04 You're both fucking losers. We've infiltrated and flagranted and we're gonna break it down from the inside and take over.
57:55 Speaker 03 That's what I did to Hyenas.
57:56 Speaker 04 Yeah.
57:58 Speaker 06 What's the real story here?
57:59 Speaker 03 I'll show you the text. I'll show you the text.
58:02 Speaker 04 Um, yeah, that's fucked up. That's like, that's corn, that's, I don't know, I don't, I don't know any of these.
58:07 Speaker 06 To me, that's a power move. And then not going to the.
58:09 Speaker 03 Dinner. Let's just not say, show the name, but. Of course. Hey dickhead, you wanna come to dinner?
58:16 Speaker 05 Sees the world forward, right?
58:22 Speaker 03 I think I'm 99% accurate on whatever.
58:24 Speaker 04 That's wild.
58:25 Speaker 03 Thank you. Thank you.
58:26 Speaker 04 What he said?
58:27 Speaker 03 Thank you.
58:28 Speaker 04 He just hit you with a hey, two hours later.
58:31 Speaker 03 Oh!
58:32 Speaker 04 Don't appreciate that.
58:33 Speaker 03 No.
58:34 Speaker 04 10 minutes later, you closed the gather response gap. I like that.
58:37 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
58:38 Speaker 04 And ices you.
58:39 Speaker 03 Then I hit him with the.
58:39 Speaker 04 Then he iced you three months. Nope.
58:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, fuck that guy.
58:42 Speaker 04 That guy's done.
58:43 Speaker 03 Wait, hold on. You got iced and then you doubled down to get him on the pod? Because they told me I was being a dickhead. Who gives a shit about that?
58:49 Speaker 03 They gaslit me. Who cares? Man, to put your.
58:53 Speaker 05 He's a hater. Most of the time.
58:55 Speaker 03 No, no, no.
58:56 Speaker 05 Most of the time, he's in the role.
58:57 Speaker 03 I. That makes the whole squad look bad. Yeah. This guy iced you on dinner, you're gonna have him on the pod? Fuck that guy. Hadley and I sit together on flights. Something's missing. You gotta do something missing. Cause y'all ate shit and y'all told me, y'all like. Wait, did you guys? Miles is like, you should reach out. Did you guys tell him to invite the guy in the podcast because of the dinner thing? No. We had, it was years later and I don't harbor. I don't harbor a grudge where it's like, fuck this guy. But yeah, yeah, no, not back to back. It was the same weekend or something. No, no, no, not back to back, but they also convinced me I was a dickbag. So I was like, maybe. But I'd be right. I'd be having reasons and I'd be right.
59:32 Speaker 04 Yeah, that guy's, yeah, that sucks.
59:34 Speaker 03 I don't have smoke with him, but we're, we're good. I wish I could reach out.
59:37 Speaker 05 I think I remember.
59:38 Speaker 04 Oh, this is the story I remember.
59:39 Speaker 03 This is adorable.
59:40 Speaker 05 This is the story I remember.
59:41 Speaker 03 Well, this is adorable.
59:42 Speaker 05 He goes, this guy's coming to town.
59:43 Speaker 04 Well, was he speaking your love language, Mark?
59:45 Speaker 05 I don't know.
59:49 Speaker 05 I don't understand any of the languages those people speak, but.
59:54 Speaker 05 He was like, he came into town, I reached out to him, I messaged him, he just texted me back, hey? And then he never got back to me, which is rude.
1:00:01 Speaker 03 You think that's the story I told?
1:00:02 Speaker 05 I thought, I didn't know he needed a personal reach out. I didn't know he needed a personal reach out.
1:00:06 Speaker 03 Y'all have both happened so hard.
1:00:07 Speaker 05 Did you think he needed a personal reach out? I don't know. I don't remember the full story, but this story you sounded way like, it's different.
1:00:14 Speaker 03 You worded out the beats. I showed you the text before. These are the texts.
1:00:18 Speaker 05 No, I believe you. I believe it, but you're a dick. Most of the.
1:00:21 Speaker 03 Can I ask you a question?
1:00:22 Speaker 06 He smokes at the top of your head.
1:00:23 Speaker 03 I'm justified.
1:00:23 Speaker 06 It's consequential, I'm just curious.
1:00:24 Speaker 03 I'm a principled person.
1:00:25 Speaker 06 Was it a knee restaurant you guys were going to?
1:00:27 Speaker 03 No.
1:00:28 Speaker 04 It was when they were gonna get there.
1:00:32 Speaker 04 It wasn't about 905. It was an Italian joint before that. Talk about a lot of leftover getting taken on.
1:00:41 Speaker 03 Nah, it was Ruby Rosa, my favorite restaurant.
1:00:42 Speaker 04 My favorite restaurant, you gotta get me in there.
1:00:44 Speaker 03 Buddy, I got Julio, they got rid of my guy that I love, Julio, I'll still try, but they got, I don't know why.
1:00:50 Speaker 04 I see you there all the time.
1:00:50 Speaker 03 That's my guy.
1:00:51 Speaker 06 It's a favorite restaurant?
1:00:51 Speaker 04 It's so good.
1:00:52 Speaker 03 It's so good, because it's not pretentious, it's not, I actually think Terese might be my favorite right now, but Ruby Rosa is just a great fucking meal, there's no like pretentiousness to it, and it's just quality food. You guys have all been, right?
1:01:04 Speaker 07 I have a question. Is it garbage to go to a really nice restaurant and just get dessert?
1:01:10 Speaker 04 Do you, do you make a reservation, or do you like sit at the bar or something?
1:01:13 Speaker 07 I, I went in.
1:01:13 Speaker 04 Or do you go in and pop in and just grab a table?
1:01:15 Speaker 07 I went in and I was like, hey, do you guys have a table? And they're like, yeah, come back in two hours. Went to a different restaurant than, didn't want to waste the reservation at the nicer spot. And just did dessert.
1:01:25 Speaker 06 Who the fuck are you guys?
1:01:26 Speaker 04 Yeah, well, that's why, you guys are living such different lives. It's crazy.
1:01:31 Speaker 03 I would never do that, and I, I'd make more money than him, and I wouldn't do this.
1:01:35 Speaker 06 What time of the night was it?
1:01:35 Speaker 03 I'm waiting for Terese, I'm waiting, was that Terese?
1:01:38 Speaker 06 You by yourself?
1:01:39 Speaker 07 No, no, I was with someone, but it, very funny.
1:01:41 Speaker 03 He was on a date, this guy is pound pussy.
1:01:42 Speaker 06 Okay, okay.
1:01:43 Speaker 03 This guy.
1:01:43 Speaker 06 See, this changes it up.
1:01:44 Speaker 04 Hey, you're allowed to do that.
1:01:46 Speaker 06 On a date, but did you, did you, when you got there, did you say, hey, we wanted to keep the reservation, we're just gonna have a little dessert?
1:01:50 Speaker 07 I told the, the hostess that, and then the waiter, after finding out, comes and whispers in my ear and goes, table's got a 30 minute limit.
1:01:58 Speaker 04 I respect that a little, hey, hey, get your fucking slice of tiramisu and get the fuck out of here.
1:02:03 Speaker 06 Wait, what time of the night was this?
1:02:04 Speaker 07 Like, 8:30.
1:02:06 Speaker 03 Oh, is that why you tell this story all the time? Because you feel guilty about it?
1:02:09 Speaker 04 How much did you tip?
1:02:11 Speaker 07 A lot, a lot. Uh, yeah.
1:02:13 Speaker 06 And the thing is, nobody told that waiter to say that stuff. And there is no thirty minute limit. No owner of a restaurant is gonna say, get that guy out of here.
1:02:19 Speaker 07 Yeah, you can make more money on the table.
1:02:21 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:02:21 Speaker 06 Of course. No, he could, but owners and managers don't care about that shit. It's your dining experience.
1:02:27 Speaker 04 I respect it though.
1:02:28 Speaker 07 I respect him. I made the right choice.
1:02:30 Speaker 04 I'm trying to cover fucking rent. These guys here trying to get some pussy.
1:02:33 Speaker 06 One table is not gonna make that big of a difference. And I tell you what, if you have a great experience, you're gonna come back and is gonna make more money. That's a dickhead move on here's part. Especially if you're with a date. That's kinda cock blocking.
1:02:43 Speaker 07 He didn't whisper in my ear. He didn't say it aloud, which was nice. Still.
1:02:46 Speaker 04 Nah, that's okay.
1:02:47 Speaker 03 I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.
1:02:49 Speaker 06 Him saying that?
1:02:50 Speaker 04 Dude, it's like one, it's just, I don't, I mean, I don't even, first of all, this is all stupid. I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about, but it sounds like a nut joint. It's probably a tough reservation to get.
1:02:58 Speaker 03 Oh guys, Terese's fantastic. If you, it's hard to get the reservation.
1:03:01 Speaker 04 We're a Carrabba's kinda crew. I don't know if you've ever been to the Bonefish Grill?
1:03:04 Speaker 03 Dude, I'm normally not into foodie type shit. This is as elevated as I can get and it's fucking phenomenal.
1:03:11 Speaker 06 Just dessert at eight thirty is a little wild, but it's a nice touch on the date. Yeah, thank you so much.
1:03:15 Speaker 04 I've done that with my wife. We'll go somewhere and then be like walking around. She's like, I don't wanna go home, you know, we'll just, and then we've popped into like a place that has like a bar or like a high top seating and we'll pop in and I'll grab a drink and you know, dessert or whatever, but like, that's it.
1:03:29 Speaker 07 Part of the story. I got drunk at the first restaurant, waiting for the second table to come up and they texted me, like, I thought it was just Resi that texted me. Or like the, you know, the reservation. And they said, hi, just so you know, we have a table available for you at nine PM. Do you wanna take it? And I said, you're gonna have to convince me.
1:03:45 Speaker 04 Ah, thinking of texting a bot.
1:03:47 Speaker 07 To the waiter. It goes back to the hostess.
1:03:49 Speaker 04 Alright, I'm back. Alright, fuck that. Just fucking jerk off out of here.
1:03:53 Speaker 07 I forgot, I forgot.
1:03:54 Speaker 04 And comes in and orders a slice of cake.
1:03:56 Speaker 06 What's your story changing here?
1:03:57 Speaker 07 I know, right?
1:04:00 Speaker 04 You kids are fucking all over the place.
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1:06:59 Speaker 06 From the squad?
1:07:01 Speaker 03 Yeah. We all go to hotels, all of us. That's part of our job. Probably jerk off in the hotel.
1:07:06 Speaker 06 Sure.
1:07:07 Speaker 03 Not above it?
1:07:07 Speaker 06 Nope.
1:07:09 Speaker 03 Where do you ejaculate?
1:07:12 Speaker 03 And one of us...
1:07:15 Speaker 03 One of us, one of us does it on the floor.
1:07:19 Speaker 04 That, you, I, listen, as, I've heard that a lot.
1:07:22 Speaker 03 What?
1:07:23 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:07:23 Speaker 03 A lot of people do this?
1:07:24 Speaker 04 Comics are fucking dirtbags.
1:07:28 Speaker 04 I'm not even, listen, I'm not condoning it. I have to forget that it happens. I take one of the, like, the hand towel or something.
1:07:35 Speaker 05 Hmm, that's a classic move. Warm it up.
1:07:39 Speaker 06 I don't do it anymore, but it was something I used to. Do you, like, put it out with your foot like a cigarette?
1:07:45 Speaker 06 Usually the side of the bed you don't get out of, so furthest away from all the other...
1:07:49 Speaker 04 Oh, the coke. Why? What's the, what's the, is it like a...
1:07:51 Speaker 06 Just tired, too lazy to get out of bed, yeah.
1:07:54 Speaker 04 Gotcha. So you're laying in bed and roll over?
1:07:56 Speaker 06 Roll over.
1:07:57 Speaker 04 Huh.
1:07:58 Speaker 06 You're rolling over mid-ejaculation?
1:08:00 Speaker 05 Sideways jackoff is crazy, right?
1:08:02 Speaker 06 Or you just jerk off sideways? Nah, like a mile back and then just bang.
1:08:06 Speaker 03 After you come?
1:08:07 Speaker 04 No, while he's coming.
1:08:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:08:11 Speaker 06 You feel it's coming, you know it's coming. You guys are all freaks.
1:08:14 Speaker 04 Yeah, what the fuck?
1:08:16 Speaker 05 Why do you lean over? Like, that's just insane to me.
1:08:18 Speaker 06 I don't want to do it on the bed.
1:08:19 Speaker 05 You do it side saddle, going like that.
1:08:21 Speaker 06 Laying my own cump. Some of us gotta get a little on the bed.
1:08:24 Speaker 05 Yeah, right?
1:08:25 Speaker 06 I make sure, nah.
1:08:26 Speaker 05 A little dribble.
1:08:27 Speaker 06 It's, everything's hanging out.
1:08:29 Speaker 05 Why don't you just do it on your own chest like me? I'm getting, like, this is disgusting, right? Trying to lean over just so.
1:08:35 Speaker 06 I don't have a better option than that. I'm, I'm pretty gross when it comes to that.
1:08:39 Speaker 03 What do you do?
1:08:40 Speaker 05 Wait, what?
1:08:41 Speaker 06 Yeah, yeah, let's get it, let's get it, dog. I'm not upset by the grossness factor of that. Anyway, it's just weird. Yes, I know that. I know it's weird, I don't do it anymore.
1:08:50 Speaker 03 They're making him throw up.
1:08:51 Speaker 06 Okay, well then, I don't think you want to hear where I do it. You know those coffee filters?
1:09:00 Speaker 06 I just do it. And...
1:09:03 Speaker 04 He puts his underwear back on a lot of times.
1:09:06 Speaker 06 That's way worse. I use the comforter.
1:09:12 Speaker 03 Are you, no, don't lie to me.
1:09:14 Speaker 06 It's a hotel, you're coming back there?
1:09:17 Speaker 03 You use the comforter?
1:09:18 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:09:19 Speaker 04 Yes.
1:09:21 Speaker 06 Oh, I'm in the clear now.
1:09:23 Speaker 04 Yeah, I mean, anything you think like one of, someone on your team does gross, we got you.
1:09:27 Speaker 06 But again, I said, not the grossness factor, just the weird factor of rolling over and, you know? It's like spitting in a patoon. You know? Brain.
1:09:37 Speaker 04 Yeah, dude, hotels are grimy. Hotels are so gross.
1:09:42 Speaker 03 I need to quit comedy.
1:09:43 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:09:45 Speaker 03 I don't know, I don't know another workaround.
1:09:46 Speaker 06 Think about every hotel bed you've slept in.
1:09:49 Speaker 04 Yeah, you can't, you just can't think about that stuff.
1:09:52 Speaker 06 I was at a hotel for a week.
1:09:54 Speaker 04 Oh, God.
1:09:56 Speaker 06 This summer?
1:09:57 Speaker 04 They couldn't get the comforter unfolded.
1:10:01 Speaker 04 They couldn't find the remote, if you catch my drift.
1:10:03 Speaker 06 In a rough situation, I left this place like, man, they're gonna walk in here and be like, fuck.
1:10:08 Speaker 04 Yeah, no.
1:10:09 Speaker 06 This guy's fucked up.
1:10:12 Speaker 06 But it wasn't, it was just the way it went down. Yeah.
1:10:15 Speaker 04 What do you mean, the way it went down?
1:10:16 Speaker 06 It's what happened, baby.
1:10:17 Speaker 04 Why is, it's like a mom, listen, stop bringing up my sleep.
1:10:20 Speaker 06 Look, things went left, I don't know. You got some chest zip.
1:10:25 Speaker 06 I got issues.
1:10:28 Speaker 06 Is that what you thought? That you're walking into, ah, fresh sheets and towels? No. It's all hookers and fucking meth and shit like that. Everyone's getting fucked up, jerking off everywhere. Yeah, that is true. And it's not your home, so you feel less guilty.
1:10:42 Speaker 03 What's wrong with human beings, dude?
1:10:44 Speaker 04 They're animals.
1:10:44 Speaker 06 We steal baseball from little kids.
1:10:46 Speaker 03 You judge the baseball stealing guy? You're cumming in fucking comforters.
1:10:51 Speaker 06 Uh huh.
1:10:51 Speaker 03 And then children probably sleep in your cum.
1:10:53 Speaker 06 I don't say that.
1:10:54 Speaker 04 Ah, that changes it.
1:10:56 Speaker 06 Don't say that, you just fucking ruined it for me now.
1:10:58 Speaker 03 That's a fact. Don't you know? Children walk in your cum, you guys are damn near sex offenders.
1:11:02 Speaker 04 I mean, it is.
1:11:03 Speaker 03 Don't you know?
1:11:04 Speaker 04 Children walk in your cum. That's the clip.
1:11:07 Speaker 03 And children sleep in your comforter.
1:11:10 Speaker 06 Wait a minute, that's not, hold on a second.
1:11:12 Speaker 03 They bundle up, they get tucked in in your comforter.
1:11:14 Speaker 06 They wash the comforter, man.
1:11:16 Speaker 04 No they don't. Dude, how many times you been see, you seen a maid pushing a stack full of comforters?
1:11:21 Speaker 06 So what you're telling me is, is the comforter that I get in the hotel room has not been washed?
1:11:24 Speaker 04 A lot of times, I don't know if you've noticed, they gotten rid of the actual like old school comforter.
1:11:29 Speaker 06 Sheets are clean. That's right. Yeah.
1:11:33 Speaker 03 What do you mean they've gotten rid of that? What's that? He's still, he's not coming in, he's not like, oh, this is a new school comforter.
1:11:38 Speaker 04 They're covered in sheets now. They're covered in like leggins. It's more like more of a duvet.
1:11:41 Speaker 03 It's a duvet, yeah. No, I understand it.
1:11:43 Speaker 04 He's coming on the sheet. Listen, I'm not condoning it. I just learned how to state dirtbag.
1:11:48 Speaker 03 I don't think they washed the duvet, every person.
1:11:51 Speaker 06 Well, that's on them.
1:11:52 Speaker 04 Well, that's on them. I got a thing. Do you tip, do you tip the chambermaid? And if so, how much?
1:11:57 Speaker 05 I do.
1:11:59 Speaker 06 Thanks for switching gears with me.
1:12:00 Speaker 04 Yeah, good. Get this guy a pedophile ring. Have him in a fucking ditty party. What the fuck? He's the one that gets me hanging out with cool fucking hip guys.
1:12:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, bro.
1:12:11 Speaker 06 Talking about consenting adults.
1:12:15 Speaker 04 All of a sudden you got fucking.
1:12:16 Speaker 06 That comforter knew what she was getting into, right?
1:12:19 Speaker 04 That comforter's over 18, I'll tell you that.
1:12:20 Speaker 03 You don't think kids sleep in hotels?
1:12:22 Speaker 06 Stop with that!
1:12:23 Speaker 03 I'm just saying.
1:12:24 Speaker 06 I never thought about that.
1:12:25 Speaker 03 Thank you, think about it.
1:12:27 Speaker 06 Alright.
1:12:28 Speaker 03 Kids and 40-year-old Indians sleep in these hotels.
1:12:31 Speaker 05 But then you can't even have sex in a hotel bed, you know what I mean?
1:12:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, you have sex in a hotel bed. We don't come in the, we don't pull out and then grab a comforter and then.
1:12:39 Speaker 05 But now it's a double standard. I see his point, alright?
1:12:41 Speaker 06 You're gonna have sex in that bed when a child's gonna sleep in there?
1:12:44 Speaker 03 I come in my wife.
1:12:45 Speaker 04 Hey, good for you, dog.
1:12:48 Speaker 06 She even rooted.
1:12:51 Speaker 03 You can't, you can't pull it. Alright, what were we talking about before?
1:12:54 Speaker 04 Do you tip? Do you tip at a hotel?
1:12:56 Speaker 03 I do.
1:12:56 Speaker 04 How much? The chambermaid. That's not the, that's not the, is that not the proper, normal picture?
1:13:00 Speaker 05 I've never heard someone say chambermaid.
1:13:01 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's a little old school. I try to do.
1:13:04 Speaker 04 I'm an old school guy.
1:13:05 Speaker 06 Hotel cleaning staff.
1:13:06 Speaker 03 I try to do at least 10 a day.
1:13:07 Speaker 04 10 a day's good. What are you doing?
1:13:10 Speaker 06 I didn't do that before. I just learned that.
1:13:12 Speaker 04 You're covered on the floor and you ain't leaving a couple of.
1:13:14 Speaker 03 What? Fucking leave a couple of towels? This guy tells me all the time I'm a bad person.
1:13:19 Speaker 06 At least I know there's gotta be a monetary transaction.
1:13:21 Speaker 04 He's at least leaving a finskey or something.
1:13:23 Speaker 06 Cause I never see the person, so I. Never thought to tip. Now I'm gonna start doing it.
1:13:27 Speaker 05 I stick the dollar bill to Alex's comb on the wall.
1:13:32 Speaker 04 Plenty more rack game for him.
1:13:35 Speaker 06 Call me. Yeah, I would just tip the guy that brings your bags up, but I'd never.
1:13:39 Speaker 04 You're hanging up, you let them damn.
1:13:42 Speaker 06 Your whole life, I didn't realize that. Now I'm going to start.
1:13:45 Speaker 04 Don't let people touch my bags.
1:13:47 Speaker 06 Why?
1:13:48 Speaker 05 What?
1:13:48 Speaker 04 I mean, the hotels we're staying at aren't offering fucking bellhop service.
1:13:52 Speaker 06 Yeah, of course.
1:13:52 Speaker 03 But you go somewhere with your wife, nice place.
1:13:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, I guess, maybe.
1:13:57 Speaker 06 What was he gonna do?
1:13:58 Speaker 04 I mean, look at me, dude. I need them to take the bags. Please, grab the bags.
1:14:02 Speaker 06 I love that.
1:14:02 Speaker 04 For god's sakes, I don't want to embarrass myself hugging this shit out of the suitcase out of the trunk.
1:14:07 Speaker 06 Throw it on the cart, just magically appears up there?
1:14:09 Speaker 03 Oh, that's the best.
1:14:10 Speaker 06 It's a nice.
1:14:11 Speaker 04 I don't know. I throw five for that. What do you do for that?
1:14:13 Speaker 06 Five? No, I'd use twenty.
1:14:15 Speaker 04 I've got twenty for that.
1:14:16 Speaker 06 Twenty.
1:14:16 Speaker 05 That's a twenty spot.
1:14:17 Speaker 04 My new thing is twenty for everything. I got enough cash.
1:14:20 Speaker 03 I'm trying.
1:14:20 Speaker 04 I've been, I've been broke, I've been broke most of my adult life.
1:14:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:14:25 Speaker 04 And now I can finally tip, well, twenties.
1:14:28 Speaker 03 I gave twenty to Kocheck at Bungalow, actually a good Indian restaurant in New York, but I was like, as I was giving it, I was like, this seems like a lot, dude. This seems like a lot. It was all I had. It was that or nothing.
1:14:40 Speaker 06 Oh, okay.
1:14:41 Speaker 03 So, but I was like, this is.
1:14:42 Speaker 04 No, then you gotta bite the bullet on that.
1:14:43 Speaker 03 And then I remember being like, should I do twenty for everything? And I was like, I can't. That's too much, twenty for everything.
1:14:47 Speaker 05 Cause then you're harboring resentment, you know what I mean?
1:14:49 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:14:50 Speaker 04 You get a coffee and you're like. I feel good about it, cause I got, that, that, I've worked a lot of jobs based on tips, fucking valet or whatever, and it's like, that, that is such a moment of joy in their head when they go back to the thing and be like, hey, that bald guy gave me forty bucks or twenty bucks or whatever.
1:15:06 Speaker 06 How much are you supposed to tip the cleaning person?
1:15:09 Speaker 04 Well, we were talking to Tim Dillon about this, and Tim's like, I'll only give it to them. He's like, the people will steal it out of the room. Like other people, like, it's like, it might not be the main, people go up and check to make sure the room's clean, like other people in the staff might take the money. So he goes, I'll give it directly to the person if I see it.
1:15:26 Speaker 03 I gave twenty to a cleaning lady in Arizona, and she was so fucking, so happy that I was like, you should just.
1:15:31 Speaker 06 But what if you don't see it? You could also.
1:15:32 Speaker 04 I still leave it. I, I, I put that in the, it's like the seat back. Hey, if somebody steals it, that's on them. They're, you know, they're getting.
1:15:39 Speaker 06 Daily or just when? When you leave?
1:15:40 Speaker 04 Just when I leave.
1:15:41 Speaker 06 He does it daily.
1:15:42 Speaker 04 No, I don't do it.
1:15:43 Speaker 05 No, he doesn't when he leaves.
1:15:44 Speaker 04 But if I see them, I'll try to remember, just like give him money now.
1:15:47 Speaker 06 Oh, do you have people come in the room when you're in there to turn it over?
1:15:50 Speaker 04 I don't allow that.
1:15:50 Speaker 05 Never, never.
1:15:51 Speaker 03 That's, white people are not okay with the, they love the do not disturb and they just leave it.
1:15:55 Speaker 06 Oh, that goes right in the door.
1:15:56 Speaker 04 I don't enjoy my shit, no.
1:15:58 Speaker 03 I love coming back to a clean room.
1:15:59 Speaker 04 Wait, you're coming on the floor and then letting people just walk in there while you're still?
1:16:03 Speaker 06 Who's gonna clean it?
1:16:06 Speaker 03 He's a fucking monster.
1:16:07 Speaker 06 The money is going right to your head.
1:16:09 Speaker 04 I mean it, this guy's the worst person I know.
1:16:11 Speaker 06 That's that, that's that, I'm learned.
1:16:12 Speaker 04 That's crazy.
1:16:13 Speaker 06 That's my way.
1:16:14 Speaker 04 Yeah, um.
1:16:15 Speaker 06 It makes it less cozy. I like it being, you know, I like getting my.
1:16:18 Speaker 03 You like it feeling lived in?
1:16:19 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:16:20 Speaker 03 This is a, this is a, I, I'm not saying no minority, but it's more of a white person thing. You like more lived in, you like shoes broken in. We like new shoes. Hotel rooms that feel lived in. We like walking into a hotel and they don't feel lived in.
1:16:33 Speaker 04 Broken in.
1:16:37 Speaker 04 I was trying to think of a counterpoint for this. Shoes is broken in, but I'm like, damn, I do like a nice set of fucking Lucy Goosey shoes.
1:16:46 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's an interesting thing.
1:16:47 Speaker 06 Yeah. Yeah, I like having to fucking rip the sheet.
1:16:50 Speaker 03 Oh, that's my favorite, son. That's my favorite.
1:16:53 Speaker 04 Every single. That's how I know, but that's why I was under the illusion, I was walking into a clean place. Now I talk to you guys, I realize there's cum all over this place. But before I'd be like, oh, this was just, somebody just cleaned this, that's so wonderful. It is nice. I, if they do, if it happens, I'm not like upset. I'm like, oh, it is a nice, but like, also our stays, we're typically, we're doing like one night, we're in and out, we're moving and we're, you know, we're running in guns.
1:17:13 Speaker 03 Oh, y'all got the tour bus situation? How's that working?
1:17:15 Speaker 04 Not any, we have, it's very expensive and, uh.
1:17:18 Speaker 06 Fun though.
1:17:18 Speaker 04 It's fun, yeah, it's a good time. You feel like a fucking.
1:17:21 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:17:21 Speaker 06 Pushing the couch back.
1:17:22 Speaker 04 You feel like a, you feel like a band that got back together for a reunion tour because we're like forty and fifty years old. And we're all like sharing.
1:17:28 Speaker 06 One more time, brother, one more time.
1:17:29 Speaker 04 And we're all like sharing bums and shit, yeah.
1:17:32 Speaker 06 I'm hooked up in IV drip in the back.
1:17:34 Speaker 04 But it's a good time. That's one thing we do. I mean, you guys, you know, you guys travel as a crew, you travel with your same fucking crew. It's like,
1:17:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:17:39 Speaker 04 to be able to do it with your boys is fucking awesome, you know, and it's like, that's, that's the coolest part. You just, it's like a, it's like an apartment, like a traveling apartment.
1:17:47 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:17:47 Speaker 05 Yeah, the tour bus is the greatest.
1:17:49 Speaker 03 Nah, seems awesome.
1:17:50 Speaker 05 Oh, it's all, did you guys have a bathroom policy in the tour bus?
1:17:52 Speaker 04 Yeah, no shit on, no shit on the bus, obviously. I mean, that's like the driver and like, the driver was a pretty mean man, so nobody crossed him.
1:17:59 Speaker 06 And we made a pretty strong advisory announcement, like, listen, don't drink the water.
1:18:04 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
1:18:05 Speaker 06 On the bus. And, uh, one of, one of our, uh, our DP. Uses to brush his teeth and then got dysentery.
1:18:14 Speaker 05 Wow.
1:18:15 Speaker 04 Stuck in LA for like a week.
1:18:16 Speaker 06 Dysentery and was holed up in a hotel in LA for about a week.
1:18:20 Speaker 05 What the?
1:18:21 Speaker 06 I wouldn't want to clean that room.
1:18:24 Speaker 05 Is he good?
1:18:24 Speaker 06 More than a five.
1:18:25 Speaker 04 He's good now, but yeah, he uh, it took him like two weeks to bounce back.
1:18:29 Speaker 05 That's crazy.
1:18:30 Speaker 04 He was just puking and shit and.
1:18:31 Speaker 05 Bro.
1:18:31 Speaker 03 I wouldn't think it would be that big of a deal.
1:18:33 Speaker 04 Dysentery.
1:18:33 Speaker 05 That's an organ.
1:18:34 Speaker 06 What you drink that water?
1:18:35 Speaker 03 To brush your teeth.
1:18:36 Speaker 06 It's in there, what? Once it's crossed the line, don't matter what it is.
1:18:39 Speaker 03 Okay, so let me feel better. Cause when I go to India, I use bottled water to brush my teeth.
1:18:43 Speaker 04 That's what we were all doing and he got it over the last day.
1:18:45 Speaker 03 But every time I'm like, am I being a bitch with this? Like it's just.
1:18:48 Speaker 06 No.
1:18:48 Speaker 03 Brush it.
1:18:48 Speaker 05 No.
1:18:49 Speaker 06 You're not.
1:18:49 Speaker 04 And he's not.
1:18:50 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:18:50 Speaker 04 I wouldn't even shower.
1:18:51 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:18:52 Speaker 04 That's because I'm trying to fit in.
1:18:56 Speaker 04 I'm in Seattle and Portland.
1:18:59 Speaker 06 I have, I've been wanting to ask you this for months.
1:19:02 Speaker 03 Okay, here you go.
1:19:04 Speaker 06 I don't know if you've got a.
1:19:05 Speaker 05 Kind of cutting your sheets. Get ready for some racist bullshit.
1:19:07 Speaker 06 Here we go.
1:19:08 Speaker 03 Here we go. Ask.
1:19:10 Speaker 04 This is crazy because I don't know what it is. So that means it hasn't made it out of his head yet. Like typically he bounces stuff off the team and we're like, yeah, it's insane.
1:19:18 Speaker 05 Showtime.
1:19:19 Speaker 04 This hasn't been out in the world yet.
1:19:20 Speaker 03 It's months, not years. So I'm curious because years would be, why don't you shower?
1:19:24 Speaker 06 I thought about who can I ask and have a conversation about what is going on in this?
1:19:28 Speaker 03 All right, I will do my best.
1:19:31 Speaker 06 You guys aware of the street vendor situation in India?
1:19:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:19:36 Speaker 06 Not great. There's one guy who sits with his legs crossed in a little thing.
1:19:40 Speaker 05 Watermelon?
1:19:41 Speaker 06 And, and, and cranks out soup. You guys have not seen this guy? I think he's kind of famous.
1:19:45 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:19:46 Speaker 06 He's cross legged and he, and he's cranking out something. There's a guy behind him handing him papadons or something like that back there. And the sanitary situation is pretty wild.
1:19:57 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:19:57 Speaker 06 And I thought maybe he was like some kind of famous chef or something like that. If you knew who it was.
1:20:03 Speaker 04 He's asking if you want an Indian guy without good hygiene who crosses his legs?
1:20:07 Speaker 03 No.
1:20:07 Speaker 04 Is, are the bullet points he's giving.
1:20:09 Speaker 03 I think he's asking.
1:20:10 Speaker 06 Doesn't really nail it down.
1:20:11 Speaker 03 What the fuck is that?
1:20:12 Speaker 06 Yes. And.
1:20:14 Speaker 05 Also, do you know him?
1:20:14 Speaker 04 And are people just, is that just normal people?
1:20:16 Speaker 06 That's my boy right there. Explain to me what's going on here.
1:20:19 Speaker 04 That's Akash Singh.
1:20:21 Speaker 03 That's my AI image.
1:20:23 Speaker 06 You don't, you, that guy's not famous?
1:20:25 Speaker 03 No.
1:20:26 Speaker 05 There are a lot of people that show up at his spot. Like there are now crowds.
1:20:29 Speaker 04 Like he's like a local, okay, but they're, they just.
1:20:32 Speaker 06 What the fuck is going on there, man?
1:20:34 Speaker 04 They're just vibing like that.
1:20:34 Speaker 06 You're worried about me coming in the sheeps? I don't eat that food. I'm just saying.
1:20:39 Speaker 05 Yeah, you're wasting it. Could be a nice chutney.
1:20:43 Speaker 04 Now, would that make me sick, you think?
1:20:44 Speaker 06 Yes. What?
1:20:45 Speaker 05 Oh, you would lose so much weight though. Indian Ozempic, you'd look amazing for that.
1:20:49 Speaker 03 Now, Indians are, have, their stomachs are steel.
1:20:53 Speaker 04 They're built up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:20:53 Speaker 03 Their stomachs are steel. They don't get sick when they, when they travel. It just doesn't happen.
1:20:57 Speaker 05 But the towel is kinda nice, cause he's covering his feet. It's actually more sanitary. You see that?
1:21:01 Speaker 03 Sure.
1:21:02 Speaker 06 Dude, shut that guy down.
1:21:03 Speaker 04 Yeah, dude.
1:21:04 Speaker 03 I'm being honest, I've seen much grosser.
1:21:06 Speaker 04 Imagine trying to get a reservation at that place.
1:21:08 Speaker 06 There's a couple of fruit flies in the back. We might wanna.
1:21:11 Speaker 05 This doesn't seem that bad. I would actually eat this.
1:21:12 Speaker 06 What are you, what?
1:21:13 Speaker 05 This is not the least sanitary thing.
1:21:14 Speaker 04 I gotta see that. I gotta see the, I gotta see the reverse angle of this. What's, what's, what's going out?
1:21:18 Speaker 05 Well, how is it doing in Chipotle so far?
1:21:20 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, it's just, I mean, yeah, I can see it's so down.
1:21:23 Speaker 03 But there's much more gross shit in, I don't fuck with.
1:21:25 Speaker 06 What do you think that was?
1:21:26 Speaker 03 We can't go to India and eat street food, and I know someone who would try to do it, and she would get sick every time I went to the hospital once. Just to like, try to be like.
1:21:33 Speaker 04 Try to be like part, yeah, I'm doing it.
1:21:35 Speaker 03 Yeah, we can't, we can't.
1:21:36 Speaker 06 Is there a concerted effort going on? Like, you know, heightening up a little bit?
1:21:41 Speaker 03 It's 1.4. Can I give you the best explanation I can give? India, when it got freedom, and Britain had, I'm not trying to make them, but they took everything, basically. When they got their independence, they had 400 million people. They got more than we have now.
1:21:55 Speaker 06 Okay.
1:21:55 Speaker 03 Then it was 1.4 billion people, and it's one-third of the land. So there's no like, you can't regulate. It's just a bunch of people trying to live. And there's no infrastructure built in where it's like, there's, I don't know where the closest sink is to this guy.
1:22:06 Speaker 06 I got you.
1:22:07 Speaker 03 Where the closest plumbing is to this guy.
1:22:08 Speaker 06 Listen, I'm not making this political statement like, I'm just, a couple of Lysol wipes is all this is.
1:22:14 Speaker 06 They're a late case.
1:22:15 Speaker 03 I don't think they got Lysol wipes accessible for this guy.
1:22:18 Speaker 06 That's funny. Man.
1:22:20 Speaker 03 That's the best, but I wouldn't, I will fuck with this food. If there's one place I'll go to that serves street food, that is a restaurant.
1:22:24 Speaker 04 What are you doing with this guy?
1:22:27 Speaker 06 Under the pit.
1:22:28 Speaker 05 So this one, I probably wouldn't eat.
1:22:30 Speaker 06 What are you talking about? You're, you're gonna blame Britain for that?
1:22:34 Speaker 06 I've never seen a British guy do that.
1:22:38 Speaker 05 That's how he seasons it, it's a little Old Spice.
1:22:40 Speaker 04 That's crazy.
1:22:41 Speaker 06 That's crazy.
1:22:41 Speaker 03 Son, he got one arm because the water got so many chemicals in it, he had to lose his arm. What can we do? We gotta make it work somehow, we gotta make a living.
1:22:48 Speaker 04 No, that guy just shouldn't be a cook then.
1:22:50 Speaker 05 What is the guy at the end?
1:22:52 Speaker 04 There's gotta be a job, but he's better versed in. Than armpit fucking falafel or whatever he's got.
1:22:58 Speaker 03 He's an independent businessman. Dame Bash would be proud of this guy.
1:23:00 Speaker 05 Crossing or something?
1:23:01 Speaker 04 Sure, no, I'll give you that.
1:23:03 Speaker 06 That's nuts.
1:23:04 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:23:04 Speaker 06 That is nuts, bro.
1:23:07 Speaker 03 Nah, I wouldn't eat it.
1:23:08 Speaker 04 There's an Indian restaurant across from me and they just stay with the C. They stay with the C. And I'm just, I don't care. I, me and my wife eat it weekly and they, like, no other place in New York.
1:23:21 Speaker 06 Yo, a C is.
1:23:21 Speaker 04 Well, I walk in and take a C, but the place is right across from me. I'm in there and I'm just like, it is what it is. Cook comes out shoeless and he squats down and just cranks heaters and then like walks right in and just get, and I'm like, I'm okay with it. It's good food. Hit me with some moza, let's do it.
1:23:39 Speaker 06 I'm also, that's not saying that's indicative of the, you know, of the whole culinary institution in India.
1:23:44 Speaker 04 It for sure is. It's that guy smashing fucking.
1:23:47 Speaker 06 Stop it. That's free food. Listen, I'm in all the way. Anywhere in New York.
1:23:52 Speaker 04 I'm trying to backpedal and be like, I'm not trying to make.
1:23:55 Speaker 06 I'm not backpedaling at all. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that's like a nice Indian restaurant over here, that the guy's in the back with his legs crossed.
1:24:01 Speaker 03 You can't, there's no, there's no regulation, there's no food inspector for this fucking guy.
1:24:04 Speaker 05 It's not authentic in America.
1:24:06 Speaker 03 Who buys that food?
1:24:06 Speaker 04 I'm saying a C in New York would be more, it would be like more authentic in America.
1:24:10 Speaker 05 That would be an authentic Indian experience.
1:24:12 Speaker 04 And also, I'm an advocate because I'm going, it's gotta be good, right? You know, that's gotta be as real as you can get in New York is a C. That's as close you're gonna get to the one-armed man, you know what I mean?
1:24:24 Speaker 03 Can we say the name of the place? I mean, the C is out there, like, it's nothing.
1:24:27 Speaker 04 Uh.
1:24:27 Speaker 06 No, don't say it.
1:24:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, I don't wanna say it.
1:24:29 Speaker 03 What, then C is on the window?
1:24:31 Speaker 04 Yeah, but they hide it.
1:24:33 Speaker 05 They hide it.
1:24:33 Speaker 04 They're over at a plant.
1:24:34 Speaker 05 They rode chai next to it.
1:24:38 Speaker 06 Free after 2pm.
1:24:40 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, I don't wanna air, I don't wanna air him out.
1:24:42 Speaker 03 I'm trying to get y'all set up at Bungalow, it's actually good. I finally found a good Indian restaurant in Manhattan.
1:24:46 Speaker 06 Bungalow's an Indian restaurant, I didn't know that.
1:24:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
1:24:48 Speaker 04 Yeah, but then like, we can't, we're not good at that when people like try to do stuff for us cause then we, we're not good in nice places together.
1:24:55 Speaker 06 Why?
1:24:55 Speaker 04 Who's didn't do, this is how stupid we are, went to like a real nice restaurant, we were in LA. Cause our producer, new guy Luke, is like a rich kid and his girlfriend's a rich kid, so like she's from out there so they lined us up with like restaurants and we went in.
1:25:09 Speaker 06 We were at Frankie and Vinnie's or something like that.
1:25:10 Speaker 04 No, no, it was the other, it was the other place and behind us was Cindy Crawford.
1:25:16 Speaker 03 Oh, oh, how's she looking?
1:25:18 Speaker 04 This is, I'm so, I was so drunk and I was, I literally, I walked to the bathroom, we didn't recognize it was Sarah. And in my head I went, that's a good looking older bro.
1:25:25 Speaker 06 It was only me.
1:25:26 Speaker 04 That's how drunk I was.
1:25:27 Speaker 06 It was only me and new guy Luke that were looking at them, those guys were sitting with their backs, backs to them. And it was her husband, what's his name, Randy Goldberg?
1:25:34 Speaker 04 The guy, no, the guy who owns, he's Corney's boy. He owns the, the billionaire, yeah, he owns Casamigos.
1:25:41 Speaker 06 I don't like the guy, I don't know him, but I just have a thing with him, I'm sure he's a great guy.
1:25:45 Speaker 04 He doesn't like the ads where him and Clooney are riding motorcycles, cause he wants to ride a motorcycle.
1:25:49 Speaker 06 No, I don't like the whole concept of.
1:25:51 Speaker 04 Randy Gerber, and then Kaia Gerber, who's like a.
1:25:54 Speaker 03 Oh yeah, she's, she looks like her mom, she's hot.
1:25:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, and then the fucking.
1:25:57 Speaker 06 Huge restaurateur, probably the coolest guy ever, I have a thing with him.
1:26:00 Speaker 03 Austin Butler, also hot.
1:26:02 Speaker 04 I saw that guy. The table behind us and we ruined their dinner.
1:26:07 Speaker 03 So I saw Austin Butler in a coffee shop here, great looking guy, unbelievable.
1:26:11 Speaker 06 It's crazy, the thing I noticed about it is his like arm was sticking out of his shirt, the skin on the guy
1:26:17 Speaker 03 Fantastic.
1:26:18 Speaker 06 Looked like it was angelic. That's a good looking dude.
1:26:20 Speaker 03 Fantastic.
1:26:21 Speaker 07 How'd you ruin their dinner?
1:26:23 Speaker 04 I mean, we were just being drunk, I mean.
1:26:25 Speaker 06 We only had dessert.
1:26:27 Speaker 06 Listen, cause we were fucking drunk and elbowing, it was a real tight spot.
1:26:31 Speaker 04 It's a tight spot, that is not to, he's a bigger guy, it has to be a table shift. When he sits down, that table's gotta, and they even go.
1:26:40 Speaker 07 Austin Butler was at a table and it's getting moved.
1:26:44 Speaker 04 So it's like, the table's gotta.
1:26:45 Speaker 03 Move the couch, Austin Butler.
1:26:47 Speaker 04 We're gonna end up in the fucking bathroom if we keep going.
1:26:50 Speaker 03 Austin Butler, have you seen his IG? He's, this guy's so into fitness right now, he's fucking yoked out of it.
1:26:54 Speaker 06 Zipped up, yeah.
1:26:55 Speaker 03 Doing all this work and he's just getting moved out of his spot.
1:26:58 Speaker 04 Who's eating some of those empty?
1:27:02 Speaker 04 Dipping the nuggets.
1:27:03 Speaker 06 They even called the restaurant and said they were bringing a pregnant lady.
1:27:05 Speaker 04 We did, I didn't want to bring that up. We did say, we did say a pregnant lady was coming.
1:27:10 Speaker 07 It's what it is.
1:27:10 Speaker 04 They're tight, that's why we can't go to Ruby Rosa. It's a tight spot. I ain't never been.
1:27:14 Speaker 06 I don't want, I stand out and look in the window every day.
1:27:16 Speaker 04 You're getting a takeout, you're getting a takeout.
1:27:18 Speaker 07 Wait, you called ahead?
1:27:19 Speaker 06 I wanted to get the full restaurant experience.
1:27:21 Speaker 04 New guy Luke. And said, hey, listen, you know, we're this party of four, or party, whatever it was, uh, you know, there's a, a woman with a child.
1:27:29 Speaker 07 Was it a party of three and you said, was it a party of four?
1:27:31 Speaker 04 Always. No, I think we said six in a spot. Yeah, we do that anyway. We like, we like to stretch. We're a bigger team. We're a bigger crew. You know what I mean? Um.
1:27:40 Speaker 03 Wait, have you lost weight or you?
1:27:41 Speaker 04 I have. I'm on, shoot, I'm on fucking, uh.
1:27:45 Speaker 06 He's on Manjaro.
1:27:45 Speaker 04 Manjaro, yeah. I'm bootlegged though.
1:27:47 Speaker 07 He said, they're so pregnant.
1:27:49 Speaker 04 Yeah. We gotta roll. Listen, we roll, you know, that's what we do. We look out for each other.
1:27:54 Speaker 07 Who came up with that?
1:27:55 Speaker 04 Luke. Luke did it and didn't know. And then I, we didn't know, then he told me. Cause he gets squirrely sometimes when we're walking into certain places, you know?
1:28:05 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
1:28:06 Speaker 04 Who's sitting next to who?
1:28:07 Speaker 03 That's a rough, yeah, no, that's a rough thing.
1:28:08 Speaker 06 When he first got the job, he's, you know, he's tall, he's thin. He, we got to know each other a little bit, but still a little nervous. And, uh, we were like outside or something like that and it was really cold. And he came up to me like very earnest. He was like, "Do you experience the cold like normal people?"
1:28:27 Speaker 07 This is the sweetest nigga ever.
1:28:29 Speaker 04 You're an alien.
1:28:30 Speaker 03 Normal people's box.
1:28:33 Speaker 04 Crazy. Crazy.
1:28:35 Speaker 07 Do you feel love like me?
1:28:36 Speaker 06 No, I do not.
1:28:39 Speaker 04 Oh my God, dude.
1:28:40 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:28:41 Speaker 07 All right. Well, that's kind of romantic. We have a great game for you guys.
1:28:43 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:28:44 Speaker 03 Okay. Yeah, this is the last, this is the garbage game we need you guys to play.
1:28:47 Speaker 06 Love it.
1:28:47 Speaker 03 Okay, so, I, I don't drink, but, uh, you guys drink and I assume you don't need the fanciest beer.
1:28:54 Speaker 04 No.
1:28:55 Speaker 03 What is like a good garbage beer?
1:28:57 Speaker 04 Garage beer. Big fan. Shout out to Garage Beer.
1:29:00 Speaker 03 No, it's, it's you guys. Is that your beer?
1:29:02 Speaker 04 No, it's not. It's the Kelsey Brothers.
1:29:04 Speaker 07 Oh, no, no, it's a, a.
1:29:06 Speaker 03 But we have a garbage beer taste test for you.
1:29:09 Speaker 04 I might be pretty good at this.
1:29:11 Speaker 03 Can you guess the garbage beer?
1:29:13 Speaker 04 Don't make me like suck a dick or something.
1:29:14 Speaker 03 No, no, no, no, no. This is beer. It's actual beer. It's gar- now it's warm. We're gonna, it's warm. It's warm beer.
1:29:19 Speaker 06 They're all gonna taste the same.
1:29:20 Speaker 03 But that feels more garbage. That feels more in spirit of the show. So, we have, we're gonna have to get the straws through here, and it might look a little goofy.
1:29:27 Speaker 04 Through a straw?
1:29:27 Speaker 03 This is the only way we can get you to not know what it is.
1:29:30 Speaker 04 I'll close my eyes. I'll be honest. Dude, there's no, it's warm through a straw. There's no way anybody can plug that.
1:29:36 Speaker 07 Some might be different containers.
1:29:38 Speaker 06 We're not bending over and sucking out of it.
1:29:40 Speaker 03 What have you put in cups? What have you put in cups? Alright, let's go get cups.
1:29:45 Speaker 06 Man. Also, it's warm?
1:29:50 Speaker 06 We try, guys. We try.
1:29:51 Speaker 04 No, I get it. I mean, well, I'll do it through the straw. We just won't plug it.
1:29:55 Speaker 03 We'll do it in cups.
1:29:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:29:56 Speaker 03 Yeah. We try, we try to gamify.
1:29:57 Speaker 06 That is the internet thing, though, to do it like that.
1:29:59 Speaker 03 This is the internet thing, and that's fine. You can't, but if you can't tell.
1:30:02 Speaker 04 We can do the thumbnail.
1:30:06 Speaker 04 Miles, hit me.
1:30:09 Speaker 07 He should actually get a straw and do that.
1:30:12 Speaker 03 Miles didn't. You don't worry. You got it. Okay, Amazon Basics. Look at that. Shouts. Shouts to Bezos. Alright, so we're gonna take a little break, and then we're gonna, uh, we're gonna do this game.
1:30:22 Speaker 06 Dig it.
1:30:23 Speaker 07 We should let them know the four, or the five beers there.
1:30:25 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
1:30:26 Speaker 04 Oh, okay. Is that how it works?
1:30:28 Speaker 07 I thought you just have to guess? No, because there's so many light beers in the world.
1:30:32 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:30:32 Speaker 06 Wow, that's good. That's good thinking, man.
1:30:34 Speaker 03 Okay, so what are the, what are the beers, Miles? Can you let us know?
1:30:36 Speaker 04 You guys just have cups like that?
1:30:38 Speaker 03 And then don't, don't name them left or right.
1:30:39 Speaker 04 They just have pills in their glasses laying around.
1:30:41 Speaker 05 We have flutes, baby.
1:30:43 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:30:44 Speaker 07 I'm gonna pitch them to you.
1:30:45 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:30:47 Speaker 07 Coors Light.
1:30:48 Speaker 03 Okay, so the beers are Coors Light.
1:30:50 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:30:50 Speaker 03 Michelob Ultra.
1:30:51 Speaker 04 It's gonna be a tough one for me. I just got into them this summer.
1:30:54 Speaker 03 Pacifica.
1:30:54 Speaker 04 Should be easy.
1:30:55 Speaker 03 Old English. Really don't need it, but in case my crew wanna get drunk.
1:30:59 Speaker 04 Sure.
1:31:00 Speaker 03 Bud Light.
1:31:00 Speaker 04 Okay. I'll be, I think I should be pretty good at this.
1:31:03 Speaker 03 Alright, so here we go. The Are You Garbage? Cheap Beer Taste Test. Again, we got Coors, Pacifico, I guess it's called, uh, Bud Light, uh, Pacifica.
1:31:13 Speaker 04 Yeah, you got it.
1:31:14 Speaker 03 Okay, Old English and Michelob Ultra.
1:31:16 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:31:16 Speaker 03 Alright, so this one is, I'll hand this to you guys first.
1:31:20 Speaker 06 Thank you, sir.
1:31:20 Speaker 05 Now, based off color, I mean.
1:31:22 Speaker 06 Cheers?
1:31:22 Speaker 03 Yeah, take it, take a nice whiff.
1:31:24 Speaker 06 Sure.
1:31:25 Speaker 03 Alright.
1:31:27 Speaker 04 See, the problem is warm.
1:31:28 Speaker 06 Mm-hmm.
1:31:30 Speaker 03 I feel like that's more garbage than him.
1:31:32 Speaker 05 It's gonna bring up the profile, I think.
1:31:33 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:31:35 Speaker 05 What year?
1:31:37 Speaker 04 I'm like...
1:31:40 Speaker 04 The warm, the... Because every beer gets warm and it starts smelling like it's, you know, it's... I sound like such a fucking dude.
1:31:48 Speaker 04 What is that close up?
1:31:49 Speaker 03 You're like a white trash Somali egg.
1:31:50 Speaker 04 I am.
1:31:51 Speaker 06 You want one answer between the two of us? Or we gotta come to an agreement?
1:31:54 Speaker 03 No, no, no.
1:31:55 Speaker 04 I need to, do I have to guess right now? Or can I pin this against the others? Alright, let me get the other.
1:31:59 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:32:00 Speaker 06 Is there anything that cleans the palate? Like perhaps an Amuse Bouche or something?
1:32:04 Speaker 04 One of them pie dyed pies from when we were... Man. This is now harder than I anticipated.
1:32:10 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:32:11 Speaker 03 Hey, are you blaming the warmness?
1:32:13 Speaker 04 No. Genuinely harder than I anticipated. I gotta hit them a little quicker.
1:32:20 Speaker 04 I gotta get them all, I gotta get them next to each other. Fuck.
1:32:26 Speaker 04 Man.
1:32:27 Speaker 06 The blue one's Bud Light?
1:32:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:32:29 Speaker 06 Okay.
1:32:30 Speaker 04 I was like, blue one?
1:32:35 Speaker 04 This guy's fucked up already.
1:32:38 Speaker 06 I keep thinking everyone's the oldie because it tastes so bad.
1:32:41 Speaker 04 I know, because they've hit that, they've hit that point where they're not a... Alright. I don't know.
1:32:47 Speaker 06 Is my last one?
1:32:48 Speaker 03 This is, there's one more, there's one more, here, this is you.
1:32:52 Speaker 06 Alright, I like this.
1:32:54 Speaker 04 Nice little flight, right?
1:32:56 Speaker 03 I feel like you guys are gonna get all of these wrong.
1:32:57 Speaker 04 Fuck. Oh, dude, I think I'm way off.
1:33:01 Speaker 04 God damn. I haven't had oldies since college.
1:33:04 Speaker 06 That's the oldie right there.
1:33:05 Speaker 03 Which one?
1:33:05 Speaker 06 This one. Doubt, no doubt about it.
1:33:07 Speaker 04 What?
1:33:08 Speaker 03 What number?
1:33:09 Speaker 04 Two.
1:33:09 Speaker 03 Two?
1:33:10 Speaker 06 Yeah, no, not two. I didn't put them in order. I don't know which way.
1:33:13 Speaker 04 You're freaking out. This guy gets a couple of spritzers and a lot of this, dude, and you're like, nah, I'm not, I ain't gonna look at me.
1:33:20 Speaker 06 It's not where?
1:33:20 Speaker 04 It's on the fucking base of it.
1:33:22 Speaker 03 That's right there, buddy.
1:33:22 Speaker 04 You're looking at your own.
1:33:24 Speaker 03 Right here. Right here.
1:33:26 Speaker 04 So set up!
1:33:28 Speaker 04 Can we grab these cameras?
1:33:29 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:33:30 Speaker 06 Alright.
1:33:31 Speaker 03 So two, you're saying this is Old English?
1:33:33 Speaker 06 Yeah. Fuck, I don't remember which ones I drank now.
1:33:35 Speaker 03 You gonna wanna take another sip?
1:33:37 Speaker 06 No. Not that one. That's Old English, for sure.
1:33:40 Speaker 04 Two's Old English. Two's Old English.
1:33:42 Speaker 06 Yeah. Hmm.
1:33:44 Speaker 03 Alright. That's impressive.
1:33:47 Speaker 04 I think one was Pacifica.
1:33:49 Speaker 03 You think one is Pacifica?
1:33:51 Speaker 06 One is Pacifica, I think.
1:33:53 Speaker 03 Alright.
1:33:53 Speaker 06 Hit us.
1:33:54 Speaker 03 So, what are the numbers, guys?
1:33:56 Speaker 04 Number one?
1:33:56 Speaker 03 Joey.
1:33:57 Speaker 04 Number one?
1:33:58 Speaker 05 What did you guys say?
1:33:59 Speaker 03 I said specifica.
1:34:00 Speaker 06 Wait, before you do this, can I just say one thing?
1:34:02 Speaker 03 I think that's the one that's wrong.
1:34:03 Speaker 06 I just want to give a little pushback on Pacifica being a trashy beer. Very good beer.
1:34:08 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:34:09 Speaker 05 I kind of agree. I didn't think it was bad.
1:34:11 Speaker 06 Nice cold Pacifica, those little tostones, something like that.
1:34:14 Speaker 03 I know nothing, so I will defer to you.
1:34:16 Speaker 06 Or maybe some samosas.
1:34:17 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:34:19 Speaker 06 Light beer?
1:34:19 Speaker 03 Thanks, Doc.
1:34:20 Speaker 06 You know what I'm saying? Let's go. I'm in.
1:34:23 Speaker 05 Be in.
1:34:24 Speaker 04 Okay. Number, number, option number one.
1:34:26 Speaker 03 That was good.
1:34:27 Speaker 04 Coors Light. Fuck me.
1:34:30 Speaker 06 Okay, damn.
1:34:31 Speaker 04 Option number two, you guys got it right. It was Old English.
1:34:34 Speaker 05 Nice.
1:34:35 Speaker 04 That was the only real day giveaway.
1:34:36 Speaker 06 Man, bad news.
1:34:38 Speaker 04 Option number three.
1:34:38 Speaker 05 What did you guys say three was?
1:34:40 Speaker 03 I think we said Michelob Ultra.
1:34:43 Speaker 04 Number three is Bud Light.
1:34:45 Speaker 06 Fuck. Wait, we didn't get that right?
1:34:46 Speaker 05 I said three was Bud Light. Yeah, I totally got it. Okay, whatever.
1:34:50 Speaker 03 You got that, though.
1:34:50 Speaker 06 You're good as a team.
1:34:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, but you got that. That's good.
1:34:53 Speaker 04 Number four, Pacifico.
1:34:56 Speaker 05 Got that wrong. What did you say four was?
1:34:59 Speaker 03 This is a fucking setup. This is bullshit. We're giving this tangle.
1:35:02 Speaker 05 Who's this guy anyway? He comes in and switches?
1:35:05 Speaker 03 Every guy that comes in is cooler than the next. What the fuck? Who's this guy? How does it take this shit? From a guy with rolled up sleeves and cool tattoos?
1:35:13 Speaker 06 I don't care if he can skateboard to work, all right? Fucking bullshit.
1:35:18 Speaker 04 Number five, Michelob Ultra.
1:35:19 Speaker 03 At least you got the Old English and totally got the Bud Light.
1:35:21 Speaker 04 We only got one, right?
1:35:22 Speaker 03 Well, totally got the Bud Light, so I'll give you all that. I'll give you all two.
1:35:24 Speaker 05 And Old English.
1:35:25 Speaker 04 Damn.
1:35:26 Speaker 03 Old English, y'all both knew.
1:35:27 Speaker 05 Your palate's gone too refined. You've been in the front of the plane all the time.
1:35:30 Speaker 06 I tell you what, though, we got a little buzz going, so we're all winners.
1:35:34 Speaker 06 Be the big guy, be a lunch.
1:35:35 Speaker 03 We're all listening to a liquid lunch, dog. You guys, you guys feel free to finish these if you want.
1:35:39 Speaker 05 No, I'll go get cold beers.
1:35:41 Speaker 06 Be a gentleman, and then yell at the waiter.
1:35:46 Speaker 03 All right, guys, it's always a pleasure. We love you both. Thanks for having us. Anything you guys want to shout out?
1:35:52 Speaker 04 Uh, yeah.
1:35:53 Speaker 06 We got the big tour coming up?
1:35:54 Speaker 04 We have a tour, yeah, coming up, starting at the end of this month. We're in the West Coast, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, LA, all over. Tickets are available at garbage.com. And also, you guys did a very nice shout out for our Route 66 tour. Our special that we did is like a comedy special slash documentary of also on the tour bus for two weeks doing Route 66. So check that out.
1:36:14 Speaker 06 The show's a traditional stand-up show and then we play Are You Garbage at the end of the show with the crowds. Great.
1:36:18 Speaker 03 Love it. AreYouGarbage.com. Go to the Patreon.com/AreYouGarbage.
1:36:22 Speaker 04 YouTube, all everybody, all the eps are there, yeah.
1:36:25 Speaker 03 Thank you, guys. We love y'all.
1:36:26 Speaker 06 Love you, guys. Thank you.
1:36:26 Speaker 03 Thank you.
1:36:27 Speaker 06 Peace.
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