Schulz has a NEW BABY + Why your Girlfriend Loves Gay Hockey Shows

YERRR – the boys kick off the New Year with babies, breastfeeding, the viral gay hockey show, and wild NYE kisses! 0:00 New Year, New Baby + Trini family 3:00 What’s the best Indian dish? 3:49 Congrats! Baby’s name & The birth 7:53 Watching babies being born 11:51 Having a son, Breastfeeding + I’m not leaving 20:47 Doctor + Shiloh ANNOYS Wasabi 21:25 How long breastfed? Eir is here + Code-switch 27:56 N-word + Best user 29:02 Playing with a Spanish dih 36:22 New Year’s resolution + Heated Rivalry 51:14 Miles & David NY Kiss + AI Slop 53:21 Is this actually hot? 1:04:26 Dating scene + WE’RE WOKE 1:08:21 Landman’s casting + Talented Mr Ripley 1:11:46 Rtardmaxxing + Whites making African music 1:15:27 Alexx’s fatman + MLK’s real name 1:20:55 Wild cameraman story + Hire AMERICAN 1:23:39 Addictions, Pawning her bags + Got Got TWICE 1:29:05 Sympathy, Les Mis & Gambling tips 1:31:36 Alexx shouldn’t say the n-word This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  What's up everybody? And welcome to Flagrant. Okay, Happy New Year. Sorry for the weekly delay. Some of you guys probably know the news. We had a delay, we're on delay.

• 0:12Mark Gagnon?

  Weekly delay?

• 0:13Speaker 00

  Did I fuck up the... Al hype yo, I got you to start the year dude.

• 0:17Mark Gagnon?

  I gotta jump on it.

• 0:19Speaker 02

  He's just having, he's having fun dude, he's riffing.

• 0:21Mark Gagnon?

  He's having it now, he's having it now.

• 0:23Speaker 00

  Alright Al, alright Al. You do the intro. And we're just gonna wait patiently for you to speak perfectly for the next 30 seconds. Yo, you got it.

• 0:31Mark Gagnon?

  No, now, now the pressure's on. Wake up!

• 0:36Speaker 02

  Got you.

• 0:39Speaker 00

  That's retard maxing. That's retard maxing. Al is retard maxing encapsulated.

• 0:44Speaker 02

  Always has been.

• 0:45Speaker 00

  What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant, it's your boy Sholty. I'm here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, Marky Gags. And listen, new year, new year. I got a new little baby. Hell yeah! Thank you guys very much. And that's why we were delayed a week. But now we're back to work. My wife is just slaving away at the house with two kids. And, and it is what it is. You know? That's, that is life now. How has this affected you? I've been playing paddle every single day. It is amazing. How unaffected. How unaffected. And it's starting to eat away at my wife, but she's busy with the kids, so she can't really complain.

• 1:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you don't want too many cooks in the house, you know what I mean? Like, there's already another person in there, right? There's a new baby, you don't want to be in there crowding it up.

• 1:26Speaker 00

  Exactly. I mean, we have a team of Trinidadian specialists that are helping. My daughter 100%, I was telling you guys this in the group chat, 100% has a Trini accent. Yo, 100%. That's awesome.

• 1:39Speaker 00

  It's not even would be. It is, she doesn't speak like a white person. She is 100% Trini. Keep playing paddle, I need to see this. It is, fada. You love me fada, you love me, love me fada. Take me to a cocoon, fada. Read me the book about the cougar. She says every morning, "I wanna read a book about the cougar." But what is funny about this is my wife is a stay-at-home mom, so what language is she speaking to my daughter?

• 2:07Speaker 03

  Son, all your wife talks to is Trinidadian. She probably getting that accent too.

• 2:11Speaker 00

  And my wife's dad was raised in Trinidad.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  Boom!

• 2:14Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 2:15Speaker 00

  So we gotta keep it real.

• 2:16Speaker 03

  It's in there. Now it's just coming out.

• 2:17Speaker 00

  My kids, I'm basically raising Trinidadian family. Damn right, damn right.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  And they whiten it up when they talk to you, but when it's just them.

• 2:25Speaker 00

  When it's just them, they're just getting after it.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Hundred percent.

• 2:27Speaker 00

  Just cougar-ing it up.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  That's crazy, but you always want bilingual kids.

• 2:30Speaker 00

  Exactly, dude.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  It's gonna help with like job opportunities.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Man, the first time you had a kid.

• 2:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, what job do you think they'll be able to get?

• 2:34Speaker 02

  They could probably like, you know, take over something like that. I don't know.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Make a mean beef patty?

• 2:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'd play soccer better, probably. It helps.

• 2:44Speaker 00

  Apparently they got the best roti in Trinidad.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  You know, I could believe that. The best parata, parata's in Malaysia.

• 2:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  So.

• 2:52Speaker 00

  Really?

• 2:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. That I've had.

• 2:53Speaker 00

  Oh, there are a lot of, oh yeah, that's right. There's a lot of Indians out there.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  The best tikka masala in England?

• 2:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz that's a English dish.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  But what's the best Indian food from India?

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Mumbai. That shit cracks often. That shit cracks off.

• 3:07Speaker 00

  Mark, what were you gonna, what were you gonna say right there?

• 3:09Speaker 02

  What?

• 3:09Speaker 00

  I know.

• 3:10Speaker 02

  I was just asking. I was just, I was just asking.

• 3:14Speaker 03

  Were you gonna talk about the feet stew on the street?

• 3:16Speaker 02

  Whoa, whoa, dude, that's racist. That's a racist comment. I would never.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  They make it. It's alright.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  No, no, no, come on.

• 3:20Speaker 00

  What makes it racist?

• 3:22Speaker 02

  What, that they're, they don't all use their feet?

• 3:24Speaker 03

  No, I'm saying there's one person. Like, what are you making a racist for?

• 3:26Speaker 02

  You're making it seem like all Indians only use their feet. They use their armpits too.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  It's a type of food from one guy.

• 3:32Speaker 00

  That shit when he takes the fucking non and wipes it in here. And I know it's AI, right?

• 3:37Speaker 02

  No. Automatic Indian. Yeah, exactly. That's where it comes from, dude.

• 3:43Speaker 00

  Anyway, how was your guys', um?

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Yo, the first time he had a baby, remember there was like a 20-minute story? This time, and second after he had a baby, he hit the group chat like, "Hey, so what's going on with Maduro?"

• 3:56Speaker 00

  Son, I think I might've done that while the C-section was happening.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  I've never seen.

• 4:00Speaker 00

  I might've sent out a text during the C-section, bro.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  I've never seen a person drop off in enthusiasm.

• 4:07Speaker 00

  Yo, it's not my enthusiasm. It's y'all's enthusiasm. I don't even know if you guys congratulated me.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  We did, come on, man.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Everybody did.

• 4:13Speaker 00

  I had to send a text to the group chat like, "Yo, I have a child now." I said, no, I have a child now. And I think you might have just hearted it. I don't think I got a phone call from him for the last. No, Akash misgendered your kid.

• 4:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, Akash did a fake compliment to my kid. He was like, oh my gosh, she's beautiful. I go, is it he? He goes, a handsome son of a gun.

• 4:36Speaker 03

  I didn't know, you didn't tell me to gender.

• 4:38Speaker 00

  That's the last time I spoke to him, since I had a kid. That's the last time I spoke to him.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  Son, I asked to see you New Year's Eve, you didn't respond. Just read your text.

• 4:43Speaker 00

  I just had a child. Fuck you wanna hang out on New Year's Eve when I got a new baby? That's a timeline mix up. Come on, bro. That's a timeline mix up. We got a true daddy celebration, bro. You didn't even have the baby yet. I didn't? No. Oh shit, my bad, my bad.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  It was my last New Year's Eve without a baby.

• 5:01Speaker 00

  Fuck you think you want me to hang out with too far? Yeah.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Come on, man. I asked the baby's name, he didn't respond. I found out via IG.

• 5:10Speaker 00

  Well, we didn't know the name until very late. Oh, that's kind of fun. We did that. We did a last minute leave the hospital because we were debating between two. Oh, really? Yeah. Can you share? Yes. It was Lincoln Lawrence Schultz. Nick Fuentes.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  Lawrence Schultz.

• 5:28Speaker 00

  And then we went with Lincoln.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  The other Republican that's pretty rare. The second best leader in America.

• 5:36Speaker 00

  No, Link is great.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  Great.

• 5:38Speaker 00

  Link is a great name.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  Love it.

• 5:39Speaker 00

  Love it.

• 5:40Mark Gagnon?

  No, what was really the other option?

• 5:42Speaker 00

  I love the name Jones.

• 5:45Mark Gagnon?

  Was that his first name?

• 5:47Speaker 00

  As a first name, yeah. Never.

• 5:48Mark Gagnon?

  Jones Schultz.

• 5:48Speaker 00

  As a first name.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  That's cool.

• 5:50Speaker 00

  A little tough to say with Schultz. Jones Schultz. Like Lincoln is like, my brother's middle name is Lincoln. My dad's name is Lawrence, so it's basically. And then Emma's, like grandma's middle name is Lincoln too. Oh, really?

• 6:01Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 6:01Speaker 00

  Didn't your dad love Abraham Lincoln? Yeah, it's the biggest. That's why he named my brother after him.

• 6:04Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, so you won.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:09Mark Gagnon?

  This is what happened.

• 6:11Speaker 00

  They were debating, he won. At least she could do after she carried him for 10 months is let me name it. I barely got to spend any time with that baby.

• 6:20Speaker 03

  I know, dude. You got in the way of your paddle so often, probably?

• 6:24Speaker 00

  I know, dude.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Having to take her to the hospital every single day.

• 6:28Speaker 00

  Was this go around to the hospital? Was it normal? No, every single time it's absolutely terrifying. Nice, alright. I think, because it's scheduled C-section, right? So it's like. And in my mind, this is the same thing, which I imagine you guys are thinking, you go in, numb it up, cut a hole, unzip. Take out the baby, done. And Zip it back up. Zip it back up, yes, of course. And this one, that's kind of like what you think was happening. There's this like curtain down. All of a sudden, I see like this, the same doctor, her head pop up above the curtain at one point in time. And then she starts going, the bill, of course, wrapped around the neck. And I'm like, I can't see what's happening. Emma's kind of hearing stuff, but she's out of it. She's asking me to tell her stories about like Shiloh. Oh, my God. To like distract her. Yeah.

• 7:13Speaker 00

  And like, I realized in that moment, like, all we do is just kind of hang out with her. There's no stories. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's not like, oh, remember when she was in her soccer game and she hit the winning goal? It's just like, remember when we fed her three times a day so she stays alive, right? It's not like inventing, making up stories. Yeah. Oh, remember when she said that thing she wasn't supposed to say? And then we laughed.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  She was driving to Rickshaw in Port of Spain.

• 7:41Speaker 02

  Don't you remember that?

• 7:43Speaker 00

  So, so, so like I'm saying that while, and then like I see the, the, the doctor is like pushing down to get the baby out. Cause the baby wouldn't come out like, like Acevent, I don't know if you guys saw Acevent or two, remember like in Africa where he like just pushes the stomach and the baby falls out? We remember that. Okay, but this is like a part of it. Yeah. That is what she was doing to get the baby to leave. Yikes. Interesting. And it was, so it was just terrifying. And then you're like worried that Emma's gonna bleed out and like. Yeah, of course. It's just, it never stops. Peek around the curtain, see what's up. When the baby was healthy, I did the thing that you should not do, and every guy will fucking do it. Do not do it. Every guy will do it. I'll do it, you know, God willing, if we're able to have another baby.

• 8:27Speaker 00

  I'll do it again. But, and you just glimpse for a second and you just wish that you didn't do that. Yeah, it's brutal. Really? Oh, my God. Fuck.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  It's one thing to witness birth where it's supposed to come out, but like you just saw a surgery.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  Bro. I'mma be honest, it's worse where it's supposed to come out.

• 8:42Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  No, cuz there's already a hole for it.

• 8:45Mark Gagnon?

  Nah.

• 8:45Speaker 03

  Nah, but it ain't built for that.

• 8:46Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, when you see that. When you see that cute little thing get like that.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  Hey, hey, hey, hey. When they fucking squirm their head to get out, that shit is crazy. Wait, did they do that? Yeah.

• 8:59Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, and then sometimes they shit too.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  What are you being squirming? None of these guys have seen this. No, I have.

• 9:04Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I've seen it, I've seen it.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  I did clinical rotations in high school cuz I was supposed to be a doctor. Wait, in high school you were watching babies come out? This, this couple let me. Should be illegal. It should've been, but this couple, they came and asked the, the mom and the dad, they're like, this kid is a, he wants to be a doctor one day, he's doing this as part of his high school program. Would you be okay with him watching? And they were like, yeah, so I'm in the room. Deadass, I'm in the room. That's the only other pussy I got, shit. That was pussy I saw. You know what's crazy? That and I worked at a nursing home, so I saw old big pussy. Old pussy too, oh! Golly. That's how I cleaned it, perineal care. Oh! Wait, so you're 16, 17? So I'm 16 years old, I'm watching childbirth, I see the baby squirm its fucking head to get out. The baby juice or whatever the fuck flies everywhere.

• 9:47Speaker 03

  I'm legit, I'm not ready for this, so I do a full fucking.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  So the dad is behind the mom, mom, what the fuck is this little fat kid doing in here? Get him out of here. Yeah. Dude, I had no clue about this about you. Yeah, dude, I forget all this shit. Cuz it was so far, you know what I mean? There was a whole failure of becoming a doctor after that, that blocked out that stuff. Trying to block it out. Tell me about the C-section. C-section, they cut it, that was what I saw first. They cut it, it's bloody, but they cut the stomach open and then they kinda just pull the baby out.

• 10:17Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Which is, I, or theirs didn't have any complications. Are they pulling out organs and stuff too? It looked like there was shit just all over the place.

• 10:23Mark Gagnon?

  Then they pull the, the afterbirth, the placenta shit, and so it's like a second little lump that comes out?

• 10:28Speaker 03

  But I didn't see any organs, I didn't see any crazy shit. The, the natural ones. Man, I thought her liver was just chilling on a table. Like, I looked over for a second, it's blood everywhere, and I thought that they just removed her whole insides to get out the, I know it doesn't make any logical sense.

• 10:41Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  But, I mean, there were bags and bags and bags of blood. Oh, god. Yeah. I don't remember that much blood, maybe I just forgot, it was 25 years ago or whatever. You've seen.

• 10:49Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, I've seen it, yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Which one did you find? Tougher.

• 10:53Mark Gagnon?

  The vaginal was tougher.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:54Mark Gagnon?

  Cause that, it ripped. Oh, down to the poop.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, they be shitting, they got the bag underneath, just this blue fucking garbage bag.

• 11:03Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, like, that shit was, that shit was rough.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a recycling bag. They throw it in the, in the glass pile afterward.

• 11:10Mark Gagnon?

  The C-section was much better.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, I agree.

• 11:13Mark Gagnon?

  Pulled it out, and then they took the placenta, just put it right on a stone. I was like, what the fuck is happening? But they were just so rough with it, like, just...

• 11:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's crazy, that's protocol.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  They are rough with it.

• 11:24Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 11:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:25Speaker 00

  Alright, guys, show announced, and we're all doing this in less than 10 seconds. I will go, right now, we begin, March 28th, Providence, Rhode Island, August 8th, Halifax, Nova Scotia. Akash.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  January 15th through 18th, this weekend, Phoenix, Arizona.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  This Friday and Saturday, Salt Lake City at Wise Guys.

• 11:41Mark Gagnon?

  January 24th, Cancel Comedy, Hard Rock Casino.

• 11:44Speaker 02

  Thank you, guys.

• 11:45Speaker 00

  Casino?

• 11:47Mark Gagnon?

  No.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Cafe?

• 11:49Mark Gagnon?

  Hard Rock Cafe.

• 11:50Speaker 00

  And we're back.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  You're just trying to tell stories the whole time while they're just ripping.

• 11:53Speaker 00

  I got no fucking clue what was going on.

• 11:55Speaker 03

  Honestly, that sounds harder. To be honest with you.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Trying to say locked in?

• 11:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude.

• 11:59Speaker 00

  And I'm, I'm usually good at kinda talking in front of people, and that one...

• 12:03Speaker 03

  You're not ready, you got no prep, it's a pop quiz, you got no material, you know what I mean?

• 12:07Speaker 02

  And no one likes a heckler.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  Unresponsive crowd, yeah, yeah, that baby's heckling, there's, uh, too much going on.

• 12:13Speaker 00

  Oh, just terrifying, just terrifying.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  But it worked out, everything's fine.

• 12:16Speaker 00

  We got a beautiful baby, shout out Link, and Emma's recovering.

• 12:20Speaker 03

  How's it different having a son than a daughter? Do you feel different? You feel a different bond?

• 12:25Speaker 00

  Uh, it is different.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Really?

• 12:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is different, I feel.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  How so?

• 12:31Speaker 00

  Um, you just like him more, like, immediately.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Ruth's...

• 12:36Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no, uh, I'm much more inappropriate with him.

• 12:44Speaker 00

  So like He's two days old. Yeah, but like, like the second I saw his like dick and balls, like I'm immediately commenting on it. Like immediately, I'm making jokes about it. Like I'm telling all the nurses, like, you know, I'm, I'm just doing the classic like dad shit. You know, and, uh, and I'm messing around with like our, our, you know, our nannies or the baby nurse and like it just, I'm, I'm teasing about him in a very different inappropriate way that I could not do with Shiloh. Like Shiloh, it's like pure protection. I love you. I don't ever want, I don't even feel comfortable joking around in any kind of like sexual scenario with Shiloh.

• 13:25Speaker 00

  But with Link, it's like immediately he's breastfeeding on my wife and I'm, I'm just, I'm making sounds. It's just any, I feel very comfortable being like inappropriate. Dude, is that?

• 13:38Speaker 03

  I feel like that's normal.

• 13:39Speaker 00

  Is that odd to say? For whatever reason, I'm like, I don't know. I'm like really protective over Shiloh.

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, it feels like how it should be. Like that's daddy's little girl and then this is dad's friend in the making. Y'all are gonna be friends. Y'all gonna be best friends. That's what you want with your son and your dad and then your daughter. It's like, I mean, obviously we get along, but that's my little baby. That's my little baby girl.

• 13:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is. Yeah, so far.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Sucking noises does.

• 14:01Speaker 00

  Oh, hell yeah. Get that. Get that. Get that out.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  I, I think I would do that with a daughter.

• 14:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't know. Do you have a kid?

• 14:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, my baby will breastfeed disrespectfully and I don't like it.

• 14:14Speaker 00

  You don't like it?

• 14:15Speaker 02

  No, because it's disrespectful.

• 14:17Speaker 00

  What does he do?

• 14:18Speaker 02

  Because he'll be on.

• 14:19Speaker 00

  How old is that motherfucker?

• 14:20Speaker 02

  15 months.

• 14:21Speaker 00

  Still?

• 14:21Speaker 02

  Yeah. Isn't that crazy? That's what I thought. Like, grow up.

• 14:25Speaker 00

  Still on a tap?

• 14:26Speaker 03

  15 months, two weeks ago.

• 14:26Speaker 00

  That shit is for you, bro. Hey, you trying to keep that titty girth?

• 14:31Speaker 02

  That's what I thought.

• 14:32Speaker 00

  You want that titty. You want them titties. You keeping him like a dairy cow. That's crazy. With all due respect. No, no, with all due respect.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  With all due respect.

• 14:44Speaker 00

  Because Emma's stacked right now. I looked at her today and I said, we gotta take pics. Guys. I said, dude, I put a picture of Emma's nipple on Instagram by accident. I had to edit it. That was wild. You want to know the wilder one? That was really wild shit. You know, Emma private on Instagram. I haven't looked at her. Emma's private on Instagram.

• 15:03Speaker 00

  She's, she wants no attention, like nothing, right? Like, and she, once you have a kid.

• 15:10Speaker 00

  Your body is not the same in terms of your relation and the sexualization of it. Like, once women have a kid, it's not like... She was almost like, "Ah, whatever, you posted it."

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:21Speaker 00

  Like, I literally, she was like, "I think I can delete it." She's like, "Ah, if you can delete it, delete it, but I don't care." She doesn't see her nipples in the same way.

• 15:28Speaker 02

  It's a weapon, dude. That shit is a tool.

• 15:30Speaker 00

  It's a fork.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:33Speaker 00

  They see it like a fucking piece of silverware.

• 15:36Speaker 02

  Before the baby, my girl would be like...

• 15:37Speaker 00

  But the rest of the internet doesn't. That is very true.

• 15:43Speaker 02

  They do not.

• 15:44Speaker 00

  They're like, "Shultz, what are you thinking?" It was funny, because I got all these DMs, but they're like, "Bro, I know you haven't slept in days," and it's like, "I've slept every single day."

• 15:55Speaker 02

  My wound is 99%.

• 15:56Speaker 00

  Exactly. I posted this on eight hours of sleep. They're like, "Put your girl's nipples showing. You should probably take that down." Anyway.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  Bro, before the baby, girls would be like, "Oh, I don't want to wear this bikini at the family function, because it's too revealing, dah dah dah." The second baby comes out, parents in the room just double dropped.

• 16:11Speaker 00

  Dude.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  Feeding it up.

• 16:12Speaker 00

  My, uh... Why double dropped?

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Because it's just like, "Oh, he's crying. I'm sorry, guys."

• 16:17Speaker 00

  Someone else might need some. Mark another one. You just gotta hang it out in case another kid...

• 16:22Speaker 02

  Because this is the disrespectful part. This is what I was saying. He doesn't just utilize one. He'll be on one, and then this little hand will pop up, and then he'll start twiddling the other one.

• 16:30Speaker 00

  Nah, you know what? Wait, wait, wait a bit. Wait a bit.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Have you noticed?

• 16:35Speaker 00

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 16:41Speaker 00

  Yo, you remember, and he denies this to this day. Remember Miami?

• 16:46Speaker 02

  I did not.

• 16:46Speaker 00

  When Dove said he walked in his crib and he just saw a mad...

• 16:56Speaker 00

  Were we allowed to say this?

• 16:57Speaker 02

  What, what?

• 16:58Speaker 00

  When, uh, what happened in the room?

• 17:00Speaker 02

  Wait, this is not a true...

• 17:01Speaker 00

  In Miami.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  What room?

• 17:03Speaker 00

  When Dove walked into the apartment.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Oh my God, we're doing this again, bro. Come on guys. You're gonna believe this? You guys are gonna believe this.

• 17:12Speaker 00

  You just said, that's what goes on in prison now.

• 17:15Mark Gagnon?

  Damn we say it or not?

• 17:18Speaker 02

  Okay, we're a tribe, okay? We do primitive style parents raising.

• 17:22Mark Gagnon?

  You're a tribe.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Sometimes it pops out, you gotta feed the baby, you kinda lean over to the side.

• 17:28Speaker 00

  Okay, can we just?

• 17:29Speaker 02

  What do you do, you realize it has to feed the kid, you just banish her to another room? You send her away, say, "Go away, heathen, you're impure."

• 17:36Speaker 00

  No, no, I agree with you. I don't think that the body should be sexualized.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 17:40Mark Gagnon?

  You said whip them both out when you have one kid.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Because he needs to dial the radio, bro, I'm telling you. He's trying to tune the fucking thing. He's trying to get the FM. He's on it.

• 17:49Mark Gagnon?

  That is, that's the gag on House.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  That's the baby, he's doing it while staring at me.

• 17:54Speaker 00

  My kid and probably every kid, but my kid loves them titties so much, bro. He'll be, he'll be eating, right? He'll be eating, throw up on the titty while he's eating, and then just keep on eating.

• 18:08Speaker 00

  And I'm like, "Get it! Get it, little man! Get it, don't pull off for nothing, don't be stopped! Take that down! Take that down! He should have had another doggy.

• 18:21Speaker 00

  I need, I need this boy to harden me up again.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  Nah, I know, you don't need it.

• 18:28Speaker 00

  I got too soft.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  Nah, this is crazy.

• 18:30Speaker 00

  I got too soft, I need that boy to harden me up again. I need him harden me up again.

• 18:35Mark Gagnon?

  This son out here gagging on his crew.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  You don't gag.

• 18:38Mark Gagnon?

  Why'd you say it?

• 18:39Speaker 02

  Gag! Gag!

• 18:40Mark Gagnon?

  Why'd you say my name?

• 18:41Speaker 00

  You know gag, respect to this fucking family! Gag! Yo, he's taking it down, throwing up out the corner of his mouth, keeps on sucking.

• 18:50Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 18:51Speaker 00

  And if my wife tries to wipe his mouth, he's like, "Fuck off, mean woman! I'm gagging mine!"

• 18:57Speaker 02

  He's Iraqi, dude.

• 18:58Speaker 00

  Yeah!

• 18:59Speaker 02

  Keeps it moving. He's kinda beautiful.

• 19:01Speaker 00

  He is unstoppable, dude.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's kinda beautiful, dude.

• 19:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  Right?

• 19:07Speaker 00

  I think he came out dick hard.

• 19:10Speaker 00

  Hundred percent. I think he came out dick hard. Packing? I looked, man. I was like, yo, you got a huge dick and red balls. His balls were so red. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the sack was so red. That's why we got you these, by the way. Yeah, that's what it looked like. And Emma's like in a daze. And I was like, I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, I think you got a huge dick. And Emma goes, she's like, she's like, she's like, really? She goes, in a genuine way, she's like, how do you know, like, what a kid's dick is?

• 19:40Mark Gagnon?

  Big or not?

• 19:41Speaker 00

  Good question. And I- Good question. And I'm just like, honestly, I have no clue. I was just really hoping.

• 19:49Speaker 00

  How do you answer that? No, I've seen a lot of kids dicks. Yeah, we do research. Damn, that's crazy, dude. So your kid was starting the C-section from the inside? I think so.

• 19:59Speaker 00

  Bro, I'm not leaving. You said, "I'm not leaving"? You hit him with the Leo.

• 20:06Speaker 00

  I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving. No, but he's never seen pussy, man. Damn. He never felt it. He felt it. He never felt pussy. He felt it. No, because we had an IVF. So he didn't even feel it on the way in.

• 20:20Speaker 00

  This motherfucker never felt, but we gotta get him to feel some. Maybe that's why he loves titties so much.

• 20:27Speaker 00

  But isn't that crazy? Didn't feel it on the way out, didn't feel it on the way in. Damn.

• 20:32Speaker 00

  They're still helpful, though.

• 20:33Mark Gagnon?

  You got you a future, what's it called, gold star?

• 20:36Speaker 00

  I thought about that. Like, that's above platinum. Yeah, dude.

• 20:42Speaker 00

  Well, that's beautiful, dude. The miracle of life. The miracle of life, man. That's amazing. By the way, did the doctor see the Netflix special? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did, was there any, did she have anything to say? Yeah, she, she, first of all, she was like, first thing she said was, uh, he's, to my wife, she goes, "He's a comedian"? I go, she's like, "Yeah." And he's like, she's like, "Wow."

• 21:07Speaker 00

  I didn't find him funny at all.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, the most terrifying day of my life.

• 21:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  I'm horrified.

• 21:15Speaker 00

  Couldn't breathe for about a year, leading up to this moment. Maybe that's why, maybe I was really stressed every time he would come here, hoping to hear a fucking heartbeat.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  You can't explain why you were bombing to a person, you know what I mean?

• 21:26Speaker 00

  I know.

• 21:26Speaker 03

  That's the biggest of words.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  And then were you trying to?

• 21:28Speaker 00

  No, it was a stressful time.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  You're trying to ham it up the second time.

• 21:31Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  What do you do for work?

• 21:33Speaker 03

  That's why I was going to.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  You're a dog.

• 21:35Speaker 00

  Nah, I was, I was, uh, yeah, I was like, I don't know, man. I, I don't know what to say, Mark. I don't know what to say.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  How's your dog doing? Is your dog, uh?

• 21:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, your dog's getting further neglected.

• 21:47Speaker 00

  No, no, I'm good with the dog now.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 21:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, because.

• 21:50Speaker 03

  Now you're both just?

• 21:51Speaker 00

  Nah, this is, was fire. The do- it's, it's karma's a beautiful thing. It's a beautiful thing, karma.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Why is that?

• 21:57Speaker 00

  Because the dog will annoy Emma and I.

• 22:04Speaker 00

  But Shiloh annoys that dog.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:08Speaker 00

  Ooh, Shiloh is giving that dog a run for its money.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:13Speaker 00

  Oh, nonstop. The second she wakes up, Shiloh got, she got a fake dog that looks just like our dog.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:19Speaker 00

  Another Savvy.

• 22:20Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:21Speaker 00

  And carries it around all day and still is just driving this dog crazy.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:25Speaker 00

  Sh- Shiloh feeds Savvy every morning, feeds Savvy every night. And the second she, uh, Savvy's done eating, Shiloh is driving that motherfucker crazy.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  They have no life-reserving skills.

• 22:37Speaker 00

  Who?

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Like, like little babies.

• 22:38Speaker 00

  None.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  My little baby will do is like grab the cat's tail.

• 22:40Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  Cat will spin around, swat him, and he's just dying laughing.

• 22:43Speaker 00

  Dying.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  My best friend told me that. He said, "All you're doing is trying to keep your kid from killing, from killing themselves." That's like the first five years.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:50Speaker 03

  That's all it is.

• 22:51Speaker 00

  And they try. They try.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  And then you, and then you try to like coach him, you're like, "No, no, no, gentle, gentle." And the kid just smacks the dog on the head and you're like, "All right."

• 22:59Speaker 00

  Oh, that's right. You have to say gentle because they don't understand the concept of no when they're younger. Like, they don't know a negative.

• 23:05Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 23:06Speaker 00

  "Don't touch."

• 23:07Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 23:07Speaker 00

  They just know what touch means.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:09Speaker 00

  So you have to find other ways of telling them to do things, so. When my daughter slaps the shit out of me, I have to say, "Gentle." So she's just, she's like, "Gentle," she's like.

• 23:18Speaker 02

  Yeah. But if you say, "Don't hit," then they're like, "Oh, hit."

• 23:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm gonna hit.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll smack the shit out of this dog.

• 23:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, they just hear "hit."

• 23:24Speaker 00

  I can't believe your wife's still breastfeeding with all due respect. I don't mean to come down to that.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  I thought it was 18 months, right?

• 23:30Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 00

  I mean, in New York, it's like a month.

• 23:34Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, New York is a very different.

• 23:36Speaker 00

  This is not a New York family, dude.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're all Florida time.

• 23:38Speaker 00

  A deep south family.

• 23:39Mark Gagnon?

  It was important for Amber to go a year and that, like, it is. Why are you surprised? Didn't you get breastfed till like four years old?

• 23:45Speaker 00

  Who, me?

• 23:46Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. You said you.

• 23:47Speaker 00

  My dad took care of me.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Hold on.

• 23:49Mark Gagnon?

  Whoa.

• 23:50Speaker 00

  You didn't notice?

• 23:51Speaker 03

  Your dad breastfed you?

• 23:52Speaker 00

  No, my dad stayed home. My mom went back to work.

• 23:55Mark Gagnon?

  I knew he was hung by.

• 23:57Speaker 00

  Nah, for real.

• 23:58Mark Gagnon?

  Man, that's where I got most of my testosterone.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  So how long were you on the milk for?

• 24:02Speaker 00

  Say again?

• 24:03Speaker 02

  How long were you milking?

• 24:04Speaker 00

  I don't think they gave me milk. I think I was Dr. Pepper and Cheetos for the most six months. For the first six months, for real. Like, I got maybe formula or something. I don't know how much breastfeeding I was doing.

• 24:15Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, I think you said you breastfed till late.

• 24:18Speaker 00

  Nah, nah, nah, that was you. That was you.

• 24:21Mark Gagnon?

  Nah.

• 24:22Speaker 00

  No, no, I don't think.

• 24:23Mark Gagnon?

  I'm definitely a formula kid.

• 24:24Speaker 00

  My, you were formula, right?

• 24:25Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 24:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think my mom went back to work. And like, my dad was able to take off, like, he didn't get paid for it, but you could, you wouldn't get fired if you're a man. And you like, didn't go to work if you had a kid, but they're like, we ain't gonna pay you. And so he stayed with me, I think, for like, the first six months.

• 24:38Mark Gagnon?

  Wow.

• 24:39Speaker 00

  So we were just chilling.

• 24:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's sick. Oh, that's awesome.

• 24:41Mark Gagnon?

  Better dad, better dad than you.

• 24:43Speaker 00

  Huh?

• 24:43Mark Gagnon?

  Better dad than you.

• 24:45Speaker 00

  Damn, bro.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  Yo, that is rough, dude.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Of all people.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  That is rough. How you gonna hit him with honesty this early?

• 24:51Speaker 00

  I know, right?

• 24:52Speaker 03

  What is this?

• 24:53Mark Gagnon?

  I'm not even trying to be a good dad. I even took a week off. You know what I mean? Take two, at least. I did take two weeks off. No, no? No.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  No, technically.

• 25:02Mark Gagnon?

  I didn't?

• 25:03Speaker 02

  The third was 10 days.

• 25:04Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 25:05Speaker 02

  Week and a half.

• 25:06Speaker 00

  Week and a half.

• 25:07Mark Gagnon?

  Two.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Now you're back in here slaving away.

• 25:09Speaker 00

  Damn, oh, I feel like shit now. You know, my wife is alone with an army of Trinidadian care workers.

• 25:17Mark Gagnon?

  Shala got a whole special, bro.

• 25:20Speaker 03

  So I'm telling you, dude. It's a precipitous job. I'm telling you, man.

• 25:24Speaker 00

  People don't care, bro. People don't care. People, y'all don't care.

• 25:27Mark Gagnon?

  Wait, what do you mean?

• 25:28Speaker 00

  No, you guys don't care. You guys didn't even say, uh... Congratulations, man.

• 25:33Mark Gagnon?

  I know, right?

• 25:35Speaker 00

  I said, guys, I had a baby to the group chat. Cuppy all hearted it. Cuppy all thumbs it up.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  But Duro was just captured, bro. There's a lot on our mind.

• 25:42Speaker 00

  This fucking retard goes, uh, he goes, your, your heir is here and spells it E I R.

• 25:50Mark Gagnon?

  No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Cause I definitely.

• 25:57Mark Gagnon?

  I definitely chat GPT.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  I've been chatting GPT a lot. A lot of that was text. We're coming in with dashes.

• 26:01Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  I don't know if you noticed. There's been a lot of dashes in the.

• 26:04Speaker 00

  Have you been using Chat GPT?

• 26:06Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, all the time.

• 26:07Speaker 00

  To send text messages to people?

• 26:08Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  Really? It's helpful?

• 26:10Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  You've been talking to Alan.

• 26:12Mark Gagnon?

  If it's just me, it's gonna be every, it's nigga this, nigga that, nigga that.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  Everybody don't wanna see it. Chat GPT talk like a black person?

• 26:18Speaker 00

  Hold on. You're concerned that you'll say the N word too much if it's you talking?

• 26:23Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, cause I'm talking to white niggas.

• 26:25Speaker 03

  Al doesn't use it a lot around non-black people. I don't know if you noticed. He says it selectively when he needs to laugh, but that's about it.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:32Mark Gagnon?

  That is true.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  He waves it up around us. That's why he's dressed like so.

• 26:35Speaker 00

  Oh, so you code switching with us?

• 26:37Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, it's not necessarily.

• 26:39Speaker 03

  It's a privilege.

• 26:40Mark Gagnon?

  Bitches, I don't wanna make you uncomfortable.

• 26:42Speaker 00

  When do you hang out with non-white people? I'm just trying to understand. You live at home with a white woman.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Over the break.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  Yo, you heard that?

• 26:49Speaker 00

  You work with, you work with white and Indian people.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Over the break, you was with an entire country of non-whites.

• 26:55Speaker 00

  And then you, over the break, you went to Spain.

• 26:56Mark Gagnon?

  Oh. I get that.

• 26:59Speaker 03

  Why you gotta get that?

• 27:01Speaker 00

  You're, you are.

• 27:02Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, cause I'm moving there, so.

• 27:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, but you can say it.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  They don't care. They don't, they think they're white.

• 27:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, they aren't that. They think you're that.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, they think you're something else.

• 27:12Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, they think I'm something else.

• 27:13Speaker 00

  The word you just said is short for Hispanic, not short for Spanish.

• 27:17Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, but they don't see Hispanic when they look at me.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  Well, they don't see Hispanic when they look in a mirror either. So the word is fine.

• 27:25Mark Gagnon?

  Hey, if they speak Spanish, they Spanish. That's how, that's the New York rule.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  That's some white shit.

• 27:29Mark Gagnon?

  That's the New York. You know the New York rule.

• 27:31Speaker 00

  Don't pull me into your world.

• 27:32Mark Gagnon?

  You know the New York rule.

• 27:33Speaker 00

  I wanna go back to presenting. You have to coat switch around us. You have to be a different version of yourself with your fucking painted nails.

• 27:40Mark Gagnon?

  No, I just don't say nigga that much.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  No, he doesn't.

• 27:43Mark Gagnon?

  That's the only thing.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  No, it's one of my greatest.

• 27:46Speaker 00

  But you never say it that much.

• 27:47Mark Gagnon?

  Around you.

• 27:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude. Can I tell you, this is one of my biggest.

• 27:51Speaker 00

  You're not around nobody else.

• 27:54Speaker 00

  You're not around nobody else to be saying it.

• 27:56Mark Gagnon?

  Okay.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  This is one of my biggest gripes with Al. That's why I feel like you don't use it, that you're not that good at using it.

• 28:02Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, man.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  I told you this.

• 28:03Speaker 00

  That is true. You aren't that good at using it.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  Right? Some people are really good. Ken Patterson, I mean, fucking.

• 28:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Vintage. It's like a beautiful merlot.

• 28:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, but then now, every time you see him, it's a blast to see it. You're not a shooter, like, you don't have, like, some people got it. They're like Steph with it. Like, they just drop it and it's buckets every single time.

• 28:22Mark Gagnon?

  Fundamental player, you know?

• 28:23Speaker 00

  You are more fu- you're like, I'm trying to think. You're like that, uh, that Australian guy.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  Steve Blake?

• 28:29Speaker 00

  No, no, no. Adams. Steven Adams. You're like Steven Adams. Yeah, you're like Steven Adams. Yeah.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  Mark.

• 28:38Speaker 00

  He's good, too. Cause if you ain't put it out, I was like, oh shit, you doing it on. But Josh Giddy also, dude. Yeah, also him. Yeah.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  No, that's Mark.

• 28:48Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, that's him. No, no, no, no, no. Objectively speaking, who do you think has the best M-word in the office? Objectively speaking. Objectively speaking. Objectively speaking, and why don't we all just look in the direction of that person on three. One, two, three. Oh, hell yeah. Al, good job.

• 29:09Mark Gagnon?

  I saved you. I saved you.

• 29:13Speaker 00

  You know Miles over there, right? No, Al, good job. Good job, Al.

• 29:17Mark Gagnon?

  I wanted to save you. I'll get.

• 29:18Speaker 00

  I appreciate that a lot. No, but seriously, do you think, I don't know if Miles ever said it.

• 29:24Speaker 04

  Put the sunglasses back on.

• 29:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, hold on. I don't know if Miles ever said it, but if you did say it, I do feel like it would sound cooler.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Miles got that. Miles said, "Give me that." Give me, give me that. No, you can't handle all that.

• 29:36Speaker 04

  Come on, Miles.

• 29:37Mark Gagnon?

  No.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  Drop one.

• 29:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, don't. What are you doing, dude?

• 29:41Speaker 02

  Come on, Miles. What are you, come on, Miles? Yo.

• 29:45Speaker 04

  He said it would be cool.

• 29:46Mark Gagnon?

  Lose that. You just, what are you doing?

• 29:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  Ask me to do something crazy.

• 29:51Speaker 00

  Al, Al.

• 29:52Mark Gagnon?

  What's up?

• 29:52Speaker 00

  I want you to feel comfortable and confident.

• 29:55Mark Gagnon?

  I feel very comfortable.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Is this, is this too wide of a space, you think?

• 29:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  Is the office, is the, the studio environment, is it too wide?

• 30:03Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, yeah. You guys are just playing with a dick outside.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Hold on.

• 30:07Mark Gagnon?

  Fuck.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  It was a dildo. All right?

• 30:09Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:11Speaker 00

  A reasonably sized dildo.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, why is that, why is that, uh, I mean, like?

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Black guy's a dick.

• 30:18Mark Gagnon?

  He stuck it on his forehead.

• 30:19Speaker 00

  You have an LGBTQ business.

• 30:23Speaker 00

  Your business is LGBTQ. Your nails are LGBTQ.

• 30:26Mark Gagnon?

  Okay, but you guys said a white space.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:29Mark Gagnon?

  This is a very white space.

• 30:30Speaker 00

  But you're, now you're talking about us playing with a penis, but like, what's all that?

• 30:33Mark Gagnon?

  That's white people shit.

• 30:33Speaker 00

  Black people are into white people fun now. We're sex positive. Are you against sex positivity?

• 30:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:37Speaker 00

  You have a sex positive business.

• 30:39Mark Gagnon?

  Yep.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, we want to make the gay people in the studio feel comfortable.

• 30:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  So I stuck a giant massive white throbbing cock on my forehead.

• 30:46Mark Gagnon?

  That's more Hispanic.

• 30:49Mark Gagnon?

  It's a little darker, yeah. I was a Hispanic dick.

• 30:54Speaker 00

  What do you mean?

• 30:55Speaker 02

  And it was uncut, and it was an uncut jam.

• 30:57Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, that dick, that's, that's Spanish dick.

• 30:59Speaker 00

  That's Spanish dick?

• 31:00Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 31:00Speaker 00

  Wait, why did you find it was Spanish? The guys were saying they thought it was big.

• 31:05Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, it's a decent size.

• 31:09Speaker 00

  You thought that, you thought that was like a big penis you would describe it as?

• 31:12Mark Gagnon?

  I would say it's a decent size.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  I thought it was massive, dude.

• 31:16Speaker 00

  Wait, what does that mean? Decent, like?

• 31:18Mark Gagnon?

  It's decent.

• 31:19Speaker 00

  But like?

• 31:19Mark Gagnon?

  It's not small, it's not huge.

• 31:21Speaker 00

  Is that bigger than yours, would you say?

• 31:23Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, we're very close.

• 31:25Speaker 00

  Would you say that that dick is longer than yours?

• 31:30Mark Gagnon?

  It's a little girthier towards the base.

• 31:42Mark Gagnon?

  I was really stunned. I was like, yo, this shit is close to my shit.

• 31:46Speaker 00

  But you would say that one's a little girthier and then a little bit longer than yours?

• 31:49Mark Gagnon?

  No.

• 31:50Speaker 00

  Oh, you think you're longer than that?

• 31:51Mark Gagnon?

  No, it's about the same. Like I held it, it's about the same.

• 31:55Speaker 00

  So you...

• 31:56Mark Gagnon?

  But it's a little girthier by the...

• 31:58Speaker 00

  You could tell the exact length.

• 32:01Mark Gagnon?

  No, I held the shit like this. But that's gay, to be honest. You put it on his face. And David kissed it. Yeah, but that's white people's stuff. You're just being gay. I saw you can't be in the office like, you just walk in and there's just dicks, and then you pick it up and now I'm gay.

• 32:19Speaker 00

  You held a dick to your dick, though?

• 32:21Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I held it around. He's got muscle memory of his hand being around his dick is what he's trying to say.

• 32:26Speaker 00

  Okay, so you grabbed the shaft of the dick and wrapped your fingers around it?

• 32:30Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. Yo, you put it on your face, he put it on his lips, nah, you ain't gonna make me gay. You ain't gonna make me gay.

• 32:43Speaker 00

  Take a gulp, bro, just take a gulp.

• 32:45Mark Gagnon?

  I'm kidding.

• 32:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, how big is that water compared to your shit? How big is that water? Remember when Al said he had a 10-inch dick once?

• 32:55Mark Gagnon?

  Nine and a half.

• 32:56Speaker 00

  Nine and a half inch dick? And then we just brought a 6-inch dick in and he was like, that's a decent sized dick.

• 33:02Mark Gagnon?

  That's not 6.

• 33:08Mark Gagnon?

  Come on. I got a good eye, y'all. I got a good eye. That's not 6.

• 33:12Speaker 00

  Wait, you could tell how big a dick is?

• 33:14Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I just know that's not 6.

• 33:15Speaker 00

  But that is a 6-inch dick.

• 33:16Mark Gagnon?

  It's not 6.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  Cause on the box it says 6.

• 33:19Speaker 00

  We literally ordered...

• 33:19Mark Gagnon?

  Bring it in.

• 33:22Speaker 00

  Get the dick. Get the dildo and we need something to measure it with.

• 33:26Speaker 02

  Technically, we have to blur it.

• 33:28Speaker 00

  Well, Joey will measure it over there to find out the exact length of Alex's dick. Cause now Alex has confirmed that his dick is no longer...

• 33:36Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 33:37Speaker 00

  Than that.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  It's like the OJ glove moment, dude.

• 33:40Speaker 00

  Yes, it is. We're about to find out.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  If the dick fits.

• 33:43Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, this is not good.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  Alright, hold on, we gotta, we gotta hide, we gotta hide. Okay.

• 33:53Mark Gagnon?

  Happy New Year, everybody.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  That thing is like, maybe five. Yeah, that's a five inch, that's a five inch.

• 33:59Mark Gagnon?

  Well, a piece of paper is eight and a half by eleven.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  Oh, wow, that's a good one.

• 34:03Mark Gagnon?

  See?

• 34:03Speaker 02

  So, if, if, this is where it starts. No, you gotta go, yeah.

• 34:06Mark Gagnon?

  No. Well, you don't count the balls either.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course, that's insane. I think that's a six inch dick. Yeah. Six, maybe, maybe five and a half?

• 34:13Mark Gagnon?

  This is eleven, and you just got a little space right here.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  No, I don't know, you can't count balls and suction. You can't count the suction.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  You gotta count it from there, from the base of the shaft.

• 34:21Mark Gagnon?

  Guys, are you guys intimidated by my dick?

• 34:23Speaker 02

  Honestly, a little bit. Alright. I mean, if you have a ten inch dick, yeah, sure. Honestly, a little bit.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be honest.

• 34:28Mark Gagnon?

  It's a weapon in the studio.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  Probably everybody's dick is bigger than mine, I'm not really intimidated by much of it. So, I just don't think that's nine inches.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  I'm gonna hide this one second.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  I don't wanna get demonetized, I took one for the team, my bad. Um, sorry. Sorry for fucking putting the show on my fucking back.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  My bad, dude. I'm a fucking patriot.

• 34:54Speaker 00

  Oh my god.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  I'm a fucking patriot. You are a patriot, dude.

• 34:56Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, man. Respect.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  Yo, shout out you, bro. Yeah. Shout out you. Hold on, someone call me.

• 35:01Mark Gagnon?

  You've never looked more comfortable, bro.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Do I look taller? I got lips in right now, that's all.

• 35:07Mark Gagnon?

  Peace.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  What's, what's your New Year's revolution, Al?

• 35:12Speaker 02

  New Year's re- Is that what it is? I thought you said revolution.

• 35:15Mark Gagnon?

  That's what he said.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  Y'all raising your kids in New York? Cause if so, there's a solid chance at least one of your sons ends up doing that.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  All due respect, you know what I mean?

• 35:24Mark Gagnon?

  You know what? You can't, all due respect, call our kids hypothetically gay.

• 35:27Speaker 03

  Were you saying you're more comfortable making inappropriate jokes?

• 35:30Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, you can, we talked about my dick. Yo, which one of y'all kids is gonna take some dick? How about that? Let's talk about it.

• 35:36Speaker 02

  Damn, Al.

• 35:36Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, with all due respect, let's talk about it.

• 35:38Speaker 03

  I just did it cause he said he's more comfortable making inappropriate jokes about his son, so I said, well, there we go. All aboard.

• 35:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm fine making inappropriate ones where he's a heterosexual American. Not some hockey show watcher.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Have you been watching this, Miles?

• 35:54Speaker 04

  No, I haven't watched it.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  I need to.

• 35:56Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, good news, everybody.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  Nice, guys.

• 35:59Mark Gagnon?

  Good news.

• 36:00Speaker 04

  But yeah, no, the chances of a kid being gay, I mean, you gotta love him no matter what.

• 36:06Speaker 02

  You got hit with the Kevin Hart answer. Did you hear, he was in an interview, they're like, "Do you want a gay kid, dad or whatever?" He goes, "I just want two healthy children." I was like, "Oh, nice."

• 36:15Speaker 03

  He learned from that Oscars conversation.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he got out of it, it became, it was, went viral on Twitter.

• 36:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  But it was a good answer, it was very...

• 36:22Speaker 04

  I mean, that's what you want at the end of the day.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  Exactly, right? "I want two healthy kids, that's all."

• 36:26Speaker 04

  Hundred percent.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  And I think the healthiest thing... Let's go to this video. What is this? What is, what is this, Miles?

• 36:31Speaker 04

  Do you guys wanna watch a clip from the hockey show?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Can you explain what the show is and why it's going viral?

• 36:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, why is this like a big deal?

• 36:37Speaker 02

  And why do straight girls love this so much?

• 36:39Speaker 04

  All right, straight women, first off, love this show, I don't know why.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  Is it based on a slut novel?

• 36:43Speaker 04

  It is based on a slut novel.

• 36:44Speaker 03

  Okay, well, that's why.

• 36:45Speaker 04

  It was a show, there was, it was a book, and then it was a show that got optioned in like, Canada. It was sort of a low-budget, like, little show based on the book. Then HBO picked it up in America, and it went fucking nuts.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  Bonkers.

• 36:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Fun intended.

• 36:57Speaker 04

  Over the break, and it's about two gay hockey players who secretly are lovers. Uh, there is a Russian man on the right here that would be the, if you had to, sort of like, I don't even wanna give them to an NHL player, but it would be like the two top best players.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  I know what you're gonna say.

• 37:13Speaker 04

  Yep, there's two of them, and I just wanna fuck with the NHL at all.

• 37:15Speaker 03

  You're gonna say, he might disrespect him, but we're not saying he's gay, but he's like the Alex Ovechkin type.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  And the other one would be Crosby.

• 37:21Speaker 03

  And then the other one would be Sidney Crosby.

• 37:22Speaker 04

  Or like, uh...

• 37:23Speaker 03

  Like Alex Ovechkin's like the bad boy, the rough guy or whatever. He's like a badass Alex Ovechkin, and Sidney Crosby's like kinda like a pretty boy.

• 37:29Speaker 04

  He's also Russian, and I don't wanna fuck with Russians, like...

• 37:31Mark Gagnon?

  I have no idea who these people here are talking about, huh?

• 37:33Speaker 02

  But...

• 37:34Speaker 00

  We get it, we get it, Al, you're not white.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  No, I wanna get some context.

• 37:38Speaker 00

  Everyone knows you're not white, bro.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Can I get some context? I wanna enjoy the story.

• 37:42Speaker 03

  I literally gave you context right after.

• 37:44Speaker 00

  Everyone knows you're not white, Al.

• 37:46Speaker 02

  Well, when he's dressed like this, he is white, though.

• 37:48Speaker 00

  You say the N-word so much when you're not with us. You say it all the time, you're not white!

• 37:53Mark Gagnon?

  Your son's gay, bro.

• 37:53Speaker 00

  You're so not white!

• 37:58Speaker 00

  It is true though, if he does record a podcast at WTF, there is a very high likelihood to see him will be on a microphone. It's the likelihood, they're all over the place. Popping up everywhere.

• 38:09Speaker 04

  Okay, what is this, what is the clip? This clip is they're just hanging out, they're playing video games with the boys, just like you guys do with your friends. I imagine this is a common situation you run into, correct? Yeah, of course dude, me and the homies. The boys are hanging out, it's a long clip.

• 38:21Speaker 00

  The guy on the left never played a video game in his life.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Also, the hockey team is called the Metros, which I think is a fun.

• 38:26Speaker 00

  Hilarious, come on.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  That's fun.

• 38:29Speaker 00

  Get to the fucking.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Oh, do you want to make this point?

• 38:31Speaker 00

  What are we doing, we're watching the whole show? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, he's, he's. That was crazy, you see him doing that.

• 38:37Speaker 04

  What'd he do?

• 38:39Speaker 00

  He was doing this little joint right here.

• 38:41Speaker 04

  Who's on the phone, this friend, is that boy? You guys wanted the point, I'm telling you, you gotta watch the, it's slow burn.

• 38:47Speaker 00

  Yeah! He wanted to warm us up. What's he doing? What's he doing? Then your son will find out about it.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  It's a fucking animal.

• 39:00Speaker 00

  Can y'all with all due respect, Luis? Y'all not even with all due respect. You let one go with that with all due respect. I apologize for that. Okay? Your mom's a slut. You're fucking a slut too. I hope so.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  With all due respect.

• 39:15Speaker 00

  My mom deserves some good dick. Just like this guy's about to get.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  He's on the phone, he just said, "I'm not gonna touch you, but if you get hard, things get to happen." Nah, this is like if someone has my nicotine pouches, I'm trying to get them back.

• 39:31Speaker 00

  Son, it's so sensual.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  I do the same thing. That's the hardest part of the show, it's the sexuality, dude. Oh! Oh!

• 39:40Speaker 00

  I can't even react to this shit, cuz I got upset. People got upset at me last time we were watching the Champions show, or what was the movie called? Warriors? Challengers. Challengers.

• 41:57Speaker 00

  That was nuts.

• 41:58Speaker 04

  The other guy shows the other apartment, it's so great.

• 42:00Speaker 00

  Can you do it missionary like that?

• 42:03Speaker 04

  You and your boys run upstairs.

• 42:05Speaker 00

  Not because girls have butts too, like, you know what I mean? But can they go even in missionary? Yeah, they're very innovative, these folks. Hold on, is this gonna just be the same thing again?

• 42:15Speaker 04

  No, it would never, dude. It would never be the same exact thing.

• 42:21Speaker 00

  Oh god.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  No, this one's got way more built up, it's way more sensual.

• 42:24Speaker 00

  I'm built up. Fucking really built up right now. Oh, not the breathing. Why the breathing, bro, the ASMR breathing?

• 42:32Speaker 04

  The whole show is that. It's a lot of sound effects, a lot of Foley, like...

• 42:37Speaker 00

  And are the actors straight?

• 42:39Speaker 04

  That's a great question, dude.

• 42:42Speaker 00

  Cause that's fucking acting. What they was doing just before, if they're straight, that's acting. He's legend, did that shit, rest in peace.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  Oscars, Golden Globes, like...

• 42:49Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, you gotta, bro, cause Al is still in fucking comatose state after what he did. He's hole in his head, like he got hit. Al, you gotta do it without the glasses on. The glasses, the glasses by protection. I've been able to just peek at it.

• 43:05Speaker 04

  But yeah, you think you could act like this? You, you, you're in movies?

• 43:09Speaker 00

  Could I act like that? Of course, bro, you kidding me? Yeah, method. I could do it. I could get domed.

• 43:19Speaker 00

  Oh, oh! This is, this is how it's edited?

• 43:23Speaker 04

  Yes, there's...

• 43:23Speaker 00

  A lot of jump cuts. That's not, that, that jump wasn't that crazy.

• 43:27Speaker 04

  Well, this is the first time.

• 43:29Speaker 00

  Don't they need lube or something like that?

• 43:30Speaker 04

  To give you context of the show, this is the first time they hook up.

• 43:33Speaker 00

  Okay, question.

• 43:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:34Speaker 00

  Don't they need lube? Ew, ew, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 43:42Speaker 00

  I said, wait, didn't I say?

• 43:45Speaker 00

  He got a bubble on him though.

• 43:48Speaker 00

  Yo, run that back 10 seconds, cause he kinda got a fucking thang on him. Oh! No. Nah, he does. That's like the daughter from Landman. The daughter from Landman and him got the same cheeks.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  Okay, there's, there's one...

• 44:02Speaker 00

  You wouldn't get behind that, Al, if you, if there was no balls coming back at you?

• 44:07Speaker 00

  If there was no balls coming back at you, you wouldn't get behind that, Al?

• 44:12Speaker 03

  Objectively, he's right. I gotta be honest.

• 44:14Speaker 00

  Yo, he got a good butt.

• 44:16Speaker 03

  You can't deny it. Especially for a white. No.

• 44:20Speaker 00

  Oh, why's he playing with his titties?

• 44:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, what is that?

• 44:21Speaker 02

  Wait, they like that?

• 44:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, that is fascinating.

• 44:24Speaker 00

  That guy's straight.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  Like watching a nature documentary.

• 44:28Speaker 00

  That guy's straight.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Just wait.

• 44:30Speaker 00

  He's straight. Which one, the guy? The guy playing with the titties. Look at his legs! Nah, bro. Nah, no way. He's doing the percolator? There is no way.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 44:42Speaker 00

  I'm farting. If you bring my legs up like that, I'm farting, bro. I'm sorry. What happens when you pull out that thing?

• 44:51Speaker 02

  The show is...

• 44:52Speaker 00

  What happens when you pull out that thing, dude?

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Secrets.

• 44:55Speaker 00

  This is a hockey movie?

• 44:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 00

  What the fuck?

• 44:59Speaker 02

  Six episodes.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  Is the show actually good, or is it just getting love because it's gay?

• 45:03Speaker 00

  Do they need lube, guys? Why are you watching this?

• 45:06Speaker 03

  They have to.

• 45:07Speaker 00

  We got... Oh, no, wait. Well, this is more traditional way. That's how you would imagine it, right?

• 45:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is old-fashioned conservative gay sex.

• 45:15Speaker 00

  Conservative gay sex, yeah. Oh, no, he's grabbing on a pillow. Al, he's grabbing on a pillow.

• 45:22Speaker 00

  Damn. Miles.

• 45:24Speaker 04

  All right, all that to say...

• 45:25Speaker 00

  Miles?

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 45:26Speaker 00

  Why are you watching this?

• 45:27Speaker 04

  Uh, for the show, honestly, for you guys. So I could bring that up. I have one more.

• 45:32Speaker 03

  So how does it end? They're both in the clinic?

• 45:35Speaker 02

  This is one more clip from the hockey movie?

• 45:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  How far?

• 45:38Speaker 04

  This is from the...

• 45:38Speaker 03

  Oh, this is hilarious.

• 45:40Speaker 00

  Coming October 4th.

• 45:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:04Speaker 00

  Yo, shout out... Like father, like... Shout out IMC.

• 46:09Speaker 00

  Stop trying to game my son, bro. Stop trying to game my son. Let him have a chance. Not that they did that to you, though.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  I spent so much time editing that last...

• 46:17Speaker 00

  How did you do that with Sora?

• 46:19Speaker 04

  Oh, so much AI, like...

• 46:21Speaker 00

  That's incredible.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  The funniest thing is, you have to... You upload all the photos of you guys, and then I have to go make them kiss, and they go, "No, we can't do that." And I go, "They're fake characters for a fake movie, and I really need them to kiss to sell this to a studio." And they go, "Yeah, sure." Here you go. I mean, that was incredible.

• 46:36Speaker 00

  I mean, that's wild.

• 46:37Speaker 04

  It's a real Bender's trailer that I just truncated down and tossed some more shit on.

• 46:42Speaker 00

  Oh, my God. I know we're supposed to hate AI and it's horrible and we hate it, but the ability to make things gay that aren't. Okay, what the fuck is this?

• 46:50Speaker 04

  I never got to add this thing to the clip. I just wanted to show that there's more.

• 46:55Speaker 00

  Wait, I feel like this is just...

• 46:57Speaker 03

  That is actually phenomenal. That looks like me. That shit is crazy.

• 47:01Speaker 00

  We killed it.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Yo, the sensuality is really beautiful, honestly.

• 47:05Speaker 00

  It was number seven. That's beautiful.

• 47:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude.

• 47:07Speaker 00

  Oh, look at that. True love.

• 47:09Speaker 03

  There's like one more.

• 47:10Speaker 00

  Please, please.

• 47:11Speaker 04

  You guys saw the...

• 47:11Speaker 03

  One more.

• 47:12Speaker 04

  You guys saw SVP?

• 47:14Speaker 03

  Oh, this is phenomenal.

• 47:16Speaker 00

  You don't have Al doing anything? Damn it. Go, go.

• 47:19Speaker 04

  Have you seen SVP?

• 47:20Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, Miles, wait. What do you have from SVP? Oh, this is the New Year's countdown?

• 47:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:26Speaker 00

  That's hot. Happy New Year. Mom Donnie. Protester.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  This is a phenomenal thing.

• 47:38Speaker 00

  Yo, why do I have to kiss two different guys? Why couldn't it have been Shifty and Alex or Joey and Alex or something? Why do I have double dicks? Yeah, and Miles got none, except for on New Year's.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 47:52Speaker 00

  You guys are really trying to make my son gay, man. I did get footage from Miles and David on New Year's. But, no. Press play right now.

• 47:58Speaker 04

  I don't have anything.

• 47:59Speaker 00

  No, Joey has it. Joey? Press play and edit. Go and do whatever you need. Sort that shit and make it as gay as possible. No, no, no. This is not, this is not Sora. I'm surprised you didn't get the scene of him in the bathroom. This is not Sora.

• 48:10Speaker 00

  That shit would have been... I tried finding that scene. That is scrubbed off the... Look at the arm lock. Look at the arm lock. Hey! Oh, shit! How'd you do that? It's real. This is... What do you mean, how'd you do that?

• 48:23Speaker 03

  Yo, you know what's crazy, Dad?

• 48:24Speaker 00

  Al, take your glasses off. It's crazy without the glasses. I'm telling you. Let it in. Let it in your eyeballs. Nah, that shit is better. It's like 3D.

• 48:33Speaker 02

  Coming at you, dude.

• 48:35Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 48:36Speaker 02

  What is this? What is this?

• 48:38Speaker 04

  That's a nut.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  He threw a nut at you.

• 48:40Speaker 00

  Bro, that's crazy.

• 48:43Speaker 04

  What prompt did you use? Mine wouldn't do that.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  Nah, the prompt-

• 48:46Speaker 00

  Oh, whoa, that's crazy.

• 48:49Speaker 02

  Well, I coincidentally found the first frame, which is a real photograph, let the record show. So if you go to the first frame, this is what actually happened. Yeah, that's real.

• 48:58Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  He's wrestling me.

• 48:59Speaker 00

  He's such a-

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  That's how it starts, man.

• 49:02Speaker 02

  That's how it starts, dude. Until you're in your beautiful 2000 square foot apartment-

• 49:05Speaker 04

  Sonny, y'all are kinda dick to dick right there.

• 49:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. And now, this is where it goes fake, right?

• 49:13Speaker 02

  So I had to add a little bit to the end. The way I did it, because I did the same thing, I was like, can you make these two guys kiss? And they were like, no, we can't do that. And I was like, this is the last photo I have of me and my husband. Please, just one final embrace.

• 49:23Speaker 04

  You have to-

• 49:23Speaker 02

  Now that he's dead.

• 49:24Speaker 04

  Wait, really?

• 49:24Speaker 02

  You have to beg. And I was like, well, if it's for your husband.

• 49:27Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  You have to like beg and trick these AIs into doing gay shit.

• 49:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, AIs are black.

• 49:33Speaker 04

  That's actually-

• 49:35Speaker 02

  You gotta trick them into some gay shit, that's all.

• 49:37Speaker 04

  Chat EBT.

• 49:38Speaker 02

  You gotta make them measure your dick and make yours.

• 49:39Speaker 04

  Chat EBT. That's from another pod, that's from another pod. I stole that joke from another pod.

• 49:43Speaker 00

  Which pod?

• 49:44Speaker 04

  I wanna see who's- Oh, I don't, maybe it's Chris Giuseppe's on, I don't remember. Oh my god, that's unbelievable, dude.

• 49:50Speaker 00

  Chat EBT?

• 49:51Speaker 04

  Unbelievable.

• 49:52Speaker 02

  Shout out to whoever said that.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Phenomenal. I didn't want to steal that joke. Phenomenal.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Isn't AI beautiful, dude?

• 49:58Speaker 04

  Oh my god. No, we hate AI, dude.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, we hate AI.

• 50:00Speaker 00

  We hate AI. Fucking fuck AI, dude.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  This is so not funny and weird.

• 50:03Speaker 00

  And all this AI slop.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  Oh, look at that slop.

• 50:06Speaker 00

  Look at that slop.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  Look at that slop.

• 50:08Speaker 04

  Enough, enough.

• 50:08Speaker 00

  That shit is crazy.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Enough.

• 50:11Speaker 00

  But I don't even think that's AI. How long does it take to make these videos? That's not AI. A matter of seconds or a matter of minutes?

• 50:16Speaker 04

  Probably 45 seconds.

• 50:18Speaker 02

  Minute, maybe.

• 50:19Speaker 00

  Can you make several of Al kissing other men?

• 50:21Speaker 04

  Why?

• 50:21Speaker 02

  I can try.

• 50:22Speaker 00

  Why? Why are you mad at me right now?

• 50:26Speaker 00

  Like, stop it.

• 50:27Speaker 02

  Why are you hurting my feelings? Why are you attacking my character?

• 50:31Speaker 04

  The picture is really easy to make, it's actually taking the picture to the video.

• 50:35Speaker 00

  Why are you mad at me?

• 50:39Speaker 04

  I have a couple of Bender's questions for you.

• 50:41Mark Gagnon?

  Of course.

• 50:41Speaker 04

  Not Bender's, uh, the other gay hockey show.

• 50:46Speaker 00

  He's flustered, right?

• 50:47Speaker 04

  He did rivalry.

• 50:49Speaker 00

  Bro, he's bricked up. Yo, Bender's is a much better name for a gay hockey show. Wait, so you watched this show for real?

• 50:57Speaker 04

  I watched episodes of this show. I watched a few scenes here and there, because I was like, I gotta see what the hype's about. And also, I think it'd be really fun to show.

• 51:04Mark Gagnon?

  I watched episodes of this show, and I watched a few scenes here and there. What, which one is it?

• 51:09Speaker 04

  I did not watch the whole season. I missed first two episodes.

• 51:12Speaker 00

  Now, can we get a girl in here and just ask them why, if this is hot in the way that like, maybe us seeing two hot chicks, you know, hook up is hot?

• 51:19Speaker 04

  That's what I'm guessing it is.

• 51:21Speaker 00

  Is that the idea?

• 51:23Speaker 03

  Can we just ask?

• 51:24Mark Gagnon?

  Oh!

• 51:25Speaker 00

  We just made it straight and then Alex immediately understands it?

• 51:29Mark Gagnon?

  More buzzing, good.

• 51:30Speaker 00

  A softball show where they make up? Yeah, that sounds cool. Well, maybe not softball, right? Because we want to see...

• 51:36Mark Gagnon?

  But what are their hot softball players? No, no, no, like, L Word. Remember that show?

• 51:40Speaker 00

  Yes, vaguely on Showtime.

• 51:43Mark Gagnon?

  Showtime, yeah. Like, I don't even remember anything about the show, other than that there's lesbians, and then you have some softcore porn shit like that.

• 51:51Speaker 00

  Did they play a sport? Okay, here's the thing. Alex, Alex, I don't know if you count, because Alex...

• 51:59Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, you don't count.

• 52:00Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 52:01Speaker 05

  My straight roommates are jerking off to this.

• 52:04Speaker 00

  Straight roommates meaning females.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Hot boyfriends love this show.

• 52:08Speaker 00

  Okay, can you now...

• 52:09Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I'd be mad if my girls watched this show.

• 52:15Speaker 00

  Let Alex get this job. This is fantastic.

• 52:17Mark Gagnon?

  Fuck out of here. You ain't watching other niggas.

• 52:23Speaker 00

  Keep going, keep going. Work through all these feelings, because I understand what you're saying. Like, what is it about...

• 52:30Mark Gagnon?

  You're getting turned on by other dudes, and then you're getting turned on by gay shit on top of that? Nah. And then you're with me?

• 52:39Mark Gagnon?

  Nah nah nah, cancel the show.

• 52:41Speaker 00

  What do you see about me that you also see about them?

• 52:44Mark Gagnon?

  That's crazy. That's crazy.

• 52:46Speaker 00

  And Alan has zero gay tendencies at all, so I don't understand why you would like that.

• 52:50Mark Gagnon?

  But that generation likes soft men.

• 52:52Speaker 00

  That is true.

• 52:53Speaker 05

  Do those men look soft to you?

• 52:54Speaker 00

  Yes, they're taking it. No, no, no. They're kind of taking it in the most masculine way.

• 53:01Speaker 05

  They are athletes.

• 53:02Speaker 00

  They're athletes.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  With huge arms.

• 53:04Speaker 00

  And the way that they were getting after it.

• 53:05Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, it's extremely. It was, it started slow and sensual.

• 53:09Speaker 00

  But then, once they were into fucking, they became guys.

• 53:12Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  This is the first time women are like using to watch blowjob?

• 53:16Speaker 00

  Okay, okay, hold on, hold on.

• 53:17Mark Gagnon?

  Became guys.

• 53:18Speaker 00

  So, so, so, so, I understand this here, okay.

• 53:21Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, God. What is going on?

• 53:23Speaker 00

  So this is what I'm wondering with the women here.

• 53:24Mark Gagnon?

  What's wrong with the world?

• 53:26Speaker 00

  What, what are you, who are you seeing yourself as when you're watching it?

• 53:31Speaker 05

  See, that's the fun part. It's like a new thing. That we're like, part of it, I guess.

• 53:36Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 53:37Speaker 05

  And you, like, I mean, obviously, the Asian guy is the woman.

• 53:40Speaker 00

  May, may I get?

• 53:44Mark Gagnon?

  I would say, but I see your point.

• 53:46Speaker 05

  Yes, I watch the show. It's the dynamics.

• 53:48Speaker 00

  Okay, more context, more context to the question. Okay, so if we're watching traditional porn, we're imagining ourselves as the guy.

• 53:56Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 53:56Speaker 00

  The girl is doing the things to the guy.

• 53:59Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 54:00Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 54:00Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 54:01Speaker 00

  We don't really watch like girl on girl porn. I don't want to speak for you guys, but like just girls is for girls.

• 54:05Speaker 05

  But people do.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  But girls do, not guys. Like, I don't know any guys who are like, I need to find something to jerk off to, and it's just two girls petting each other, whatever.

• 54:11Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 54:11Speaker 00

  With girls, if you're watching two guys go at it.

• 54:15Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 54:16Speaker 00

  You're watching a guy blow another guy.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  Right.

• 54:18Speaker 00

  You're not imagining you're the guy getting blown.

• 54:21Speaker 05

  Nor am I imagining giving a blowjob. It's more of just like a feeling. It's like, it's just a part of this. It's just hot.

• 54:28Speaker 00

  To be a guy.

• 54:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, but also like, that's not really part of it.

• 54:35Speaker 00

  Maybe acting kinda masculine or shit like that. What happened? Yeah, I don't know.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  They're all on birth control. They prefer feminized men. Look it up.

• 54:42Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 54:43Speaker 05

  But are those men feminine to you?

• 54:45Speaker 02

  And who invented birth control? Exactly. Yes. The Rockefeller's.

• 54:49Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 54:52Speaker 00

  Stop trying to make this video get 2 million views. Stop. Stop trying to make this the biggest podcast we've ever done.

• 54:59Speaker 02

  What the heck is wrong with you?

• 55:00Speaker 00

  What are you doing? Talking about the one thing that gets views on the internet right now. Calm down. Don't let us start talking about Argentina in the wild, but. Okay, okay. Okay, so, so you're not visualizing yourself as one of them?

• 55:15Speaker 05

  No, it's not so simple. It's just like, oh my god, this is hot.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  Damn, damn. That felt like a shot. Like how we watch porn is simple shit.

• 55:22Speaker 00

  It ain't complicated the way we watch porn. To be, to be honest. Yeah, it ain't complicated. It's not simple, right? Ooh, that looks too small for that to go in there. Oh, it got in there?

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Still.

• 55:34Speaker 00

  Okay, okay, so again, what is hot about it?

• 55:38Speaker 05

  What isn't hot about it, is my question. Like, I, I just like, I'm, I'm in a different world where I'm like, that is good. Like, my friends are barking at the TV.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  Really?

• 55:50Speaker 00

  So then, would you be with a guy that's bi?

• 55:53Speaker 05

  Would I?

• 55:54Speaker 00

  I mean.

• 55:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, I have.

• 55:56Speaker 02

  Well.

• 56:00Speaker 02

  I don't think they dropped the ham.

• 56:03Speaker 00

  I don't get it. I just don't get it. I just don't get it. He thought he had it with the checkmate.

• 56:09Speaker 02

  He was, oh, well, what about this? And she's like, yeah, I'm doing that every day.

• 56:13Speaker 05

  That's fair.

• 56:13Speaker 00

  Okay, so, she's pan. You remember, she's pan. She's pan, so that's right.

• 56:18Speaker 05

  It can't be pan.

• 56:19Speaker 00

  What are you? What is pan?

• 56:21Speaker 02

  Pan is women that love to cook.

• 56:22Speaker 05

  The vibe? Just one of the guys.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  That sounds kinda pan, to be honest with you.

• 56:26Speaker 05

  No!

• 56:27Speaker 00

  Is it pants or pans? Pants.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  It's Pam. It's Pam.

• 56:30Speaker 05

  It's really cool.

• 56:31Speaker 00

  Pam?

• 56:32Speaker 03

  It's amsexual.

• 56:33Speaker 00

  Okay, so, okay, pan sexuality, is it sexual orientation?

• 56:38Speaker 03

  This just sounds exactly like what you just said.

• 56:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, that is what, that's, this- This is you. How you denying yourself? We don't want to put labels on anybody. I do. Listen, if you want to. HR just came in. We gotta figure this shit out. It's rules. Al's got nail polish on him.

• 56:55Speaker 00

  Got his feet rubbed in burning man. Comes back to New York. Now, if we really want to throw it back to the 1970s, Tanya's gonna get on that mic and shut this whole shit down. So we have to hold one second. No, no, no, don't let her get that mic just yet. Okay, so, so just, okay, just out of curiosity, there was a point in time, there was a point in time where, at least when I was growing up, I think if a girl knew that a guy had did something with another guy, maybe even in the past, they were not as attracted to that guy. And you're saying like in your generation, that is kind of...

• 57:27Speaker 05

  I'm kind of an outlier with my friends. Like, my sister, like, would never hook up with a black guy. That's like a rule she has.

• 57:33Speaker 00

  Well, I didn't even bring that up at all.

• 57:34Speaker 05

  In my, some people have that.

• 57:36Speaker 00

  But I like how, I like how you're saying sucking a dick is the same as being black. No, she said bi guy.

• 57:43Speaker 03

  Bi guy.

• 57:44Speaker 00

  Oh, they said black guy. How can you listen? Said black guy.

• 57:49Speaker 05

  No, you can't have racial.

• 57:50Speaker 00

  I thought you just brought up your, my sister would never date a black guy. And none of you guys batted a fucking eye. She said bisexual.

• 57:57Speaker 03

  I thought you said bi guy.

• 57:59Speaker 00

  I thought you said black guy. And we wouldn't bat an eye. It's probably true.

• 58:05Speaker 00

  All right, guys, back to the show. So I want to understand the world we're all living in, the world that we're raising children in. Yes, of course. Okay. And there's no judgment, there's no judgment. We're moving to this world.

• 58:17Speaker 00

  We're moving to Greenland. Okay, what, what, okay, so if a guy was like, yeah, you know, I've hooked up with some dudes, whatever like that, but I also like chicks, there's no, that, there's no knock at all?

• 58:29Speaker 05

  No. I'd be like, great, I'm fucking a gay guy. That's cool.

• 58:32Speaker 00

  Oh, but you also see him as gay?

• 58:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, I work here.

• 58:37Speaker 00

  That's a good point. No, no, that's a good point. That is a good point.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  That's a good deflection. Now, she, she masked her unclosed mindedness for a second and put it on us. Don't do that. That's you. That's you.

• 58:47Speaker 00

  That was genius.

• 58:48Speaker 03

  That's you.

• 58:49Speaker 00

  Okay, okay, hold on now, okay.

• 58:50Speaker 03

  You see the world properly in one way.

• 58:53Speaker 05

  Okay, I agree. I can see things as gay the way you guys do. I just don't see it as a negative.

• 58:58Speaker 00

  But we don't see it as negative.

• 59:00Speaker 04

  We don't see it as a negative.

• 59:00Speaker 00

  Well, because we don't hook up with them no matter what. So if somebody's gay or straight, it doesn't matter to us because we're not attracted to them.

• 59:07Speaker 05

  Right. So you're thrilled your son is gay?

• 59:10Speaker 00

  I wouldn't be thrilled if he was straight or gay.

• 59:12Speaker 05

  Good.

• 59:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, but being thrilled he's gay, I feel like means there's something wrong with being straight. And I don't think there's anything wrong with being straight. It's kind of performative. It seems performative. This is, this is the performative liberalism that I think rubs maybe people from our generation the wrong way. Where you're like so stoked, you're almost like pushing it. Where it's like, well, if you actually think it's fine, then you're just excited that he's a good person. That's what I would be excited if he was a good person.

• 59:35Speaker 05

  That was such a woke answer. I'm really impressed.

• 59:37Speaker 00

  I think you're woke. Y'all gonna realize that we're the real woke ones soon. He's a lib, dude. He's a fucking lib. You're gonna realize we're the real woke ones.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Honestly.

• 59:43Speaker 00

  I also grew up in a dance family, guys. You guys just found out about gays. My neighbor died of AIDS. Okay, this is brand new for y'all. We've been on this gay shit.

• 59:54Speaker 03

  That's, you know, it's actually the series finale of Heat and Fire.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  And vendors.

• 1:00:02Speaker 00

  I don't think we made it to the series finale.

• 1:00:05Speaker 04

  I see, cut it.

• 1:00:06Speaker 00

  Okay, so, so, so, okay, just so we understand. So it doesn't affect it at all and guys are more confident sharing these things? Because there might have been a time when we were growing up where if a guy did do some gay shit, and then they're like, I don't really kind of want to do that. They would never share with a girl because they'd be concerned that a girl would judge them.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think bi men feel like the most prejudiced, like they feel like people aren't into their whole vibe. Because it's like halfway to gay.

• 1:00:29Speaker 00

  Not straight enough for, sorry, for the straights, not gay enough for the gays.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  Like being in a bi racial.

• 1:00:36Speaker 03

  You often hear that from black bi racial.

• 1:00:38Speaker 00

  Yes, it's like you're not black enough for the black community, you're not white enough for the white community. So you're kind of in the middle.

• 1:00:43Speaker 05

  I'm not going to speak on the black community.

• 1:00:46Speaker 00

  I'll give you an example, like. I thought you worked in this office. Exactly.

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  This white office where we throw around the.

• 1:00:52Speaker 00

  How are we a white office? Like, who's white here besides me and Mark? I'm not white. But, uh, the whole office. Who's white?

• 1:01:02Speaker 00

  Like, look around. He's Puerto Rican. Yeah, he's Puerto Rican.

• 1:01:05Speaker 02

  Shifty's Mexican.

• 1:01:06Speaker 00

  Al, I'm Jewish. Shifty's, Shifty's Mexican.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

  He speaks Spanish.

• 1:01:11Speaker 00

  He's Indian. Shifty's not Mexican. Doug is African. Tony is African. They're from the continent of Africa. How more African can he be?

• 1:01:22Speaker 03

  Al, can I tell you something very honest?

• 1:01:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  This is the, this is the thing I noticed. White people don't think Jewish people are white. We think they're white. And Jewish people are like, "We're white." And white people are like, "No, you're not." This is a very funny thing. They're, they're interracial, like, the same. They don't, we're like, "No, y'all are white." And they're like, "Yeah, we are." And white people are like, "No, no, no, no, no."

• 1:01:44Speaker 00

  Except your brothers, bro.

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  So he said there's no white people in his audience. He was like, and his audience is like...

• 1:01:50Speaker 00

  I'm like, everybody. Just being Akash. That's it. You think that Shifty's a white guy? Shifty's white. Shifty, are you from Mexico? But it's like... Yeah, but no. Come on. He doesn't speak a ton of English. There's no fucking ice raid or whatever here. And you don't have a car anyway, so you're safe. Yeah. Too soon?

• 1:02:12Speaker 00

  Anyway, the point being, there's no negative, uh, there's no negative attachment whatsoever if a guy's like, "I'm bi."

• 1:02:19Speaker 05

  No, and honestly, I think, I implore all the straight boyfriends to watch this with your girl. It'll just be fun for everybody involved.

• 1:02:27Speaker 04

  To follow up on that.

• 1:02:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:28Speaker 04

  On Al's point. If your girl watches this, not your girl's, hypothetical, this is a whole different world. You live in a different dimension.

• 1:02:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  You watch this with a girl, she gets all horned up, she, you guys have sexual activities after. How's that make you feel?

• 1:02:42Speaker 00

  You gay by association.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Did you, yeah, did you know?

• 1:02:47Speaker 00

  You let, you know that's...

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  Y'all watch that together.

• 1:02:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, you ask some girl.

• 1:02:50Speaker 04

  You just watch it, you just watch an episode, and then you go straight to the bedroom.

• 1:02:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  But you're having straight sex.

• 1:02:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, having sex with a woman is straight inherently.

• 1:03:01Mark Gagnon?

  But she got turned on by watching gay guys.

• 1:03:02Speaker 03

  But why are you watching it?

• 1:03:03Mark Gagnon?

  Butt fucking.

• 1:03:04Speaker 05

  Whatever it takes.

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  Whatever it takes.

• 1:03:07Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I could do it. It's good.

• 1:03:09Speaker 03

  I was jokingly saying I'd watch this show on our call yesterday and now I'm like nah.

• 1:03:14Speaker 05

  It's really so good. You should watch it.

• 1:03:16Speaker 02

  I'll watch it on a plane.

• 1:03:17Speaker 03

  No, I don't believe it's good.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Front of the cabin, dude. Hundred percent.

• 1:03:21Speaker 03

  I think, I think girls are overlooking that it's probably not a good show because they're...

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  Oh, it's a shit show. The dialogue is garbage.

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 1:03:28Speaker 05

  But then they're banging and it's awesome.

• 1:03:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, and also if you say it's not good...

• 1:03:32Speaker 05

  Everyone's watching shit shows. Everyone's watching Landman saying it's terrible.

• 1:03:34Mark Gagnon?

  Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. What streamer is that on so I can cancel it?

• 1:03:38Speaker 00

  Hold on, hold on a second. Shifty, I need you to chime in over here. Are we really gonna talk shit about Landman right now?

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  I hear it's not good.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  What's Landman?

• 1:03:48Speaker 05

  It's white TV. It's Republican TV.

• 1:03:50Speaker 00

  It's fire, bro.

• 1:03:52Mark Gagnon?

  It's fire.

• 1:03:53Speaker 00

  It's MAGA got a show. It's the only shows that work on TV. What, what they did right, this is Taylor Sheridan, he's the guy who did Yellowstone and, uh...

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  What's that movie that's fire? Hell or High Water?

• 1:04:04Speaker 00

  He's fucking a genius. Like, he's a literal genius, yeah. But what he did, what he does so brilliantly is he only casts hot chicks. So every girl in the show is a dime. Even smart women in the show are hot. Which is, it's obviously fiction. There's a lawyer in the show who's like a 10 out of 10, which has never happened in the history of female lawyers. But 10 out of 10 is super hot. Every girl's super hot and every guy's ugly. And it is like a guy's dream to watch super hot chicks be attracted to ugly guys.

• 1:04:37Speaker 03

  That sounds exactly like Heated Rivalry.

• 1:04:39Speaker 00

  Yeah. Heated Rivalry is two fucking smoke shows banging all the time.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  That's why women like it.

• 1:04:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  Cause the guys are hot.

• 1:04:46Speaker 00

  Where's the ugly guy who shouldn't be able to get laid and then he's getting laid?

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  But it's a woman's fantasy.

• 1:04:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what, that's what, but that's what Taylor Sheridan creates.

• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  Oh, you're saying the hook is that the guy gets the hot girl?

• 1:04:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  Saying we just like with a hot girl.

• 1:04:58Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no, no. It's like the ugly guy that you relate to gets shit on Adam Sandler.

• 1:05:04Speaker 05

  I'm saying he casts really hot women as his wives. I laugh.

• 1:05:07Speaker 00

  Who's the hottest woman he casts?

• 1:05:08Speaker 05

  He married Jennifer Aniston, one of them. They're like in Hawaii.

• 1:05:11Speaker 03

  Multiple, yeah, multiple movies.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  Oh. Yeah, yeah, no, Jennifer Aniston got it.

• 1:05:15Speaker 00

  I think she's a, she's a, I think she's a, she's a pretty good looking girl. She was like America's sweetheart.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's like.

• 1:05:21Speaker 00

  You shit on it.

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  I'm not shit. That is crazy.

• 1:05:25Speaker 00

  She's beautiful. She's not the lawyer from fucking. In that movie, he's also. Come on now. In that movie, he leaves Brooklyn Decker for her, who is a literal Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. Yeah, that is actually realistic. That makes sense. That he leaves that girl for Jennifer. Be with some Sports Illustrated model? No, that's just for like a little good time. He gets engaged to that girl who's gorgeous. The point that I was rejecting, I completely take back and I was wrong. You are right. That's what Adam Sandler did brilliantly and that's why he's a genius. Okay, there you go. Yes, you're a hundred percent right. This is what we want to see at the end of the day.

• 1:05:57Speaker 04

  Growth. And the.

• 1:05:59Speaker 00

  And by the way, I'm talking all this shit about a ice skating show. Also, by the way, if they're gay, if the show's about ice skating, it's not hockey, but uh, I watched The Talented Mr. Ripley last night. Was that gay? That's the first ice skating show.

• 1:06:15Speaker 00

  You guys have never seen Talented Mr. Ripley? With Matt Damon? Oh my God, phenomenal. This movie.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  Great movie.

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  Is it ice skating?

• 1:06:20Speaker 00

  Phenomenal. No, it's not ice skating, but there's like some homosexual undertones, but this is back in the day where they just kind of like tease it, but they don't show it.

• 1:06:27Speaker 04

  Was it before?

• 1:06:29Speaker 00

  Brokeback?

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, Brokeback.

• 1:06:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like Matt, this is like a couple of years after um, Good Will Hunting. Jude Law is in it. Also, what a piece Jude Law was. Oh handsome son of a bitch.

• 1:06:40Speaker 04

  Gave balding men everywhere hope. Gave balding men everywhere.

• 1:06:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, with that little receding hairline.

• 1:06:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:44Speaker 00

  Okay, somehow Alex got out of this conversation.

• 1:06:46Speaker 04

  It's just us, the boys talking about men now.

• 1:06:49Speaker 00

  Secondly, we started talking about girls that are hot.

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  You just said Jude Law's hot. She left in the men being hot column.

• 1:06:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:06:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, I get it.

• 1:06:57Speaker 00

  Okay. What is this?

• 1:07:00Speaker 04

  I don't get it.

• 1:07:00Speaker 00

  Is Calci out for uh?

• 1:07:02Speaker 04

  I don't get it.

• 1:07:03Speaker 02

  What, outstanding performance by an ensemble in a drama?

• 1:07:05Speaker 00

  Oh, is this nominated?

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Where's Landman? Negative one percent.

• 1:07:11Speaker 00

  Maybe it'll, maybe it'll, maybe it'll pull around at the end. They hate him. What does Kaochi know? You know what I mean? Yeah, what the hell does Kaochi know? Alright? You guys wanna watch the pit? Oh, someone's gonna die. They don't. Isn't that every show in the hospital? Don't we, we get it? I have no idea what the pit is. Yeah.

• 1:07:28Speaker 04

  It's a medical drama.

• 1:07:30Mark Gagnon?

  Is it like the new ER?

• 1:07:31Speaker 00

  It's ER, right?

• 1:07:32Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:07:32Speaker 00

  But is there anything unique about it or different?

• 1:07:34Speaker 04

  Every, the episode is one hour long. It's one hour of content. Like, the timeline of the show is one hour.

• 1:07:40Speaker 00

  Do they do C-sections? 24 was like that.

• 1:07:43Mark Gagnon?

  That was kinda dumb.

• 1:07:44Speaker 00

  Yo, yo, Shifty.

• 1:07:48Speaker 00

  Mic up, Shifty.

• 1:07:52Speaker 00

  If you retard max on this pod, Shifty gonna call you out, okay? Miles retard max just right there for one second. He retard max. He said the show is one hour of peanut butter. Then it's one hour of peanut butter and it's only 60 minutes long.

• 1:08:07Mark Gagnon?

  One hour long, it's one hour of content.

• 1:08:11Speaker 00

  Yo, take this nut, peanut butter. You worded it weirdly, but yeah. Don't do that. You were on my team and I need you there. It's one hour. You meant that it's an hour of real time? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. There was a show, there's a very famous show called 24. Yeah. That did that effectively. Yeah. Yeah. And then another show called Adolescence.

• 1:08:29Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, was that?

• 1:08:30Speaker 00

  Also did that, yeah.

• 1:08:31Speaker 04

  The famous, like, oner show. All one shot.

• 1:08:34Speaker 00

  And that kid just won a Golden Globe. He did win a Golden Globe. He was phenomenal.

• 1:08:37Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, he did?

• 1:08:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:08:38Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, shout out to him. What about the dad? The dad should've got something too.

• 1:08:41Speaker 00

  Dad wrote it. Dad wrote the shit. Really? That actor? Stephen Graham. Beast. Wow. Biracial. Yeah. Hell, yeah. But you wouldn't give him credit because he doesn't look the part. Fucking unbelievable, dude. Unbelievable, the world we live in, dude. Black Hollywood just running everything. It is crazy. And the guy who made the music for Wakanda, white guy. And the music for Sinners, white guy. We don't give no credit to Ludwig. Yeah. Why can't we celebrate when white people make the best African music ever? Why can't we celebrate?

• 1:09:13Mark Gagnon?

  I need, I need to.

• 1:09:14Speaker 00

  Ludwig Von Goransson. Why can't we celebrate?

• 1:09:18Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, pull him up.

• 1:09:19Speaker 00

  You heard his name. Yo, shout out, he just won a Golden Globe, bro. They gave the white man a Golden Globe for Sinners. The only, the only guy to win the Golden Globe for Sinners was a white man. Hollywood doing their thing.

• 1:09:32Mark Gagnon?

  Ah.

• 1:09:33Speaker 00

  Look at him! Oh, he's like me. Oh, my God. He does look heller like Mark. Yeah, that's tough. Nah.

• 1:09:41Speaker 02

  He makes bangers, you can just tell.

• 1:09:42Speaker 00

  Wakanda forever, though. That's Wakanda forever.

• 1:09:46Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, he used AI, he used AI.

• 1:09:48Speaker 00

  No, this is, look at, that's Wakanda. AI, bro. That's Sinners, bro.

• 1:09:52Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:09:53Speaker 00

  He did Wakanda, he did Sinners.

• 1:09:55Speaker 03

  He looks like Asher Roth.

• 1:09:56Speaker 00

  Yo, shout out Asher. Shout out Asher. A goat. But this is beautiful. We're all working together and it's merit-based.

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  This is what MLK wanted.

• 1:10:04Speaker 00

  This is what we want.

• 1:10:05Mark Gagnon?

  Nothing wrong with that.

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:10:07Mark Gagnon?

  Does he bring dildos to the office?

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 1:10:10Speaker 00

  What's wrong with that?

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  Who knows?

• 1:10:12Speaker 00

  What is wrong with bringing dildos to the office? Six inches.

• 1:10:15Mark Gagnon?

  We not shooting this fucking hockey show.

• 1:10:17Speaker 00

  Sorry, they don't have the fucking slenderness at the base that you do.

• 1:10:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:10:21Speaker 00

  Your dick gets skinnier towards the bottom?

• 1:10:23Mark Gagnon?

  Slightly.

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  Should have like a football?

• 1:10:25Speaker 00

  So it like opens up?

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  It's like a Nerf missile? It's like a Nerf football, dude.

• 1:10:30Mark Gagnon?

  Not that dramatic.

• 1:10:32Speaker 00

  But what does it, what does it look like? Like a nuke from Fallout?

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like a snake after a meal? What does it look like? What does it look like, dude? Black stick, bro.

• 1:10:45Speaker 02

  This is MLK's vision, bro. This is fun. You like MLK, right?

• 1:10:50Speaker 00

  Can't we be supportive of this?

• 1:10:51Mark Gagnon?

  I am supportive of it.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  You like MLK, right?

• 1:10:53Mark Gagnon?

  I don't believe it.

• 1:10:54Speaker 00

  If a black dude did the music for Friends, wouldn't you be excited about that? Wouldn't we celebrate that?

• 1:10:59Mark Gagnon?

  What music, Masashi?

• 1:11:02Speaker 00

  You think a white guy was keeping that beat?

• 1:11:03Mark Gagnon?

  That's true.

• 1:11:04Speaker 00

  You think a white guy was?

• 1:11:06Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, nobody. Yeah, you couldn't.

• 1:11:07Speaker 02

  I couldn't even do it.

• 1:11:09Speaker 00

  He couldn't even do it.

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:11Mark Gagnon?

  Alright, alright, okay. Alright. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Sometimes you guys got it.

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  Al, do you know what MLK's birth, first name was?

• 1:11:17Speaker 00

  Shut up, Mark.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  Do you know?

• 1:11:20Speaker 00

  What was it?

• 1:11:21Speaker 02

  MLK's real name.

• 1:11:25Speaker 00

  He got his tattooed on his arm. He got a tattoo on his arm, breaking. Yo, I wanna see that cover up.

• 1:11:32Speaker 02

  He might know, he might know. Let's just see.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  He don't know.

• 1:11:35Speaker 00

  What's his?

• 1:11:36Speaker 02

  Al's hair and beard is hot.

• 1:11:37Speaker 00

  What's his?

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  What's his last?

• 1:11:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  You're scaring me.

• 1:11:40Speaker 00

  What's Martin Luther King's birth name?

• 1:11:44Mark Gagnon?

  Look it, look it up, Joey. I don't know.

• 1:11:50Speaker 00

  Oh, man.

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  It's a random question.

• 1:11:54Speaker 00

  Al's tattoo going from Martin Amalgam very fast.

• 1:11:58Speaker 00

  What is his, what is his real birth name? His real birth name is Michael. Oh. Yeah. What's so crazy about that? I was anticlimactic. It's just an interesting, fun fact, that's all. I just figured everyone knew that. Michael King Jr. Yeah. I did not know that. You know Malcolm's last name? Well, well, before we move on to that, why did he change his name to Martin Luther then? I think him and his dad, like, wait, is this a... I don't know, maybe I thought that's where you were going with that. No, no, no, dude, I mean, the truth is kind of boring, but I think he like just was inspired by the Reformation that Martin Luther led to vindicate the, uh, the Christian faith. I, I've heard about that. And where was that Martin Luther from? He was German.

• 1:12:42Speaker 00

  When did he decide? What year did he decide? After a trip in what year? Wait a second, hold on, wait, I'm like, hold on.

• 1:12:52Speaker 00

  Hold on, Shifty, go. Was it in the 1930s?

• 1:12:59Speaker 00

  This one, it's territory. Hold on. Hold on. I did it. Hold on one second. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't know where this is. Stop doing this. I, Martin Luther King. Oh, I see it. Went to Germany in the 1930s. He had some great ideas.

• 1:13:19Speaker 00

  I didn't know this part. And then immediately changed his name to a white man. Oh my God. This one off the rails, my bad guys. I'm just, I'm just saying, it's another example of German and black greatness coming together. Yes. German and blacks coming together. Jesse Owens wins the gold. Ooh. In Germany. Yep. That's great. Damn right. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah.

• 1:13:43Speaker 00

  You know, according to certain podcasts, they'd say that Jesse was treated like a king out there. That's what people have said. That's what certain people are saying on certain podcasts. People have said. You know, it's all propaganda. I don't know. Jesse Owens was a, uh... No, I don't know the pod.

• 1:14:00Speaker 00

  Okay, what else we got, boys? What else we got?

• 1:14:04Speaker 03

  Oh, uh...

• 1:14:06Speaker 00

  Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Go, Arkash, go.

• 1:14:08Speaker 03

  Alright, so I have a camera person, he...

• 1:14:12Speaker 00

  Oh my god, this is fantastic.

• 1:14:13Speaker 03

  Handles all my editing, all my content, he was ahead of my content. He called me like a month ago. And he was like, "Hey man, I need to come clean about something. I had a gambling addiction. I've worked through it. I just wanna let you know, you know, I owed some money, but everything's taken care of." I said, "Okay."

• 1:14:27Speaker 00

  Nice, that's great. Good for him.

• 1:14:28Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:14:29Speaker 00

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 1:14:30Speaker 03

  Not, not big gift. Big gift is straight. I won't say this guy's name, but I'm, yeah. So I'm like, "Okay, hey, that's all good."

• 1:14:35Speaker 00

  You met him when we were in Abu Dhabi.

• 1:14:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, "Okay, hey, that's all good. You recovered."

• 1:14:40Speaker 00

  He asked me for a Kaochi promo code. Did you know that? I never told you that. He was like, "Yeah, what is the promo codes for Kaochi?" I was like, "Oh, I'll get you one."

• 1:14:47Speaker 03

  But as time passes, the edits are looking a little sloppy, they're coming late. I'm starting to get concerned. I called the guy that he works with, who's a responsible guy, realtor, whatever. I'm like, "Hey, man, I'm starting to feel weird. This guy has all my camera equipment. I need you to find a way to get it back for me." Because they're both not in New York. They're international. They come from Canada. So he's like, "Alright, man, let me see what I could do." I get a text from the former addict, texting me, he goes, "Doug, I would never steal your equipment. That's crazy." I start feeling so guilty. I say, "Yo, man, how could I accuse him of that? This guy performed, he worked through it." I get a text 10 days later. I'm doing a gig for Kraken, shouts to Kraken, that was great. But I get a gig at 3:00 in the morning. "Hey, man, I'm sorry. All of your equipment is at a pawn shop right now." Three different pawn shops.

• 1:15:30Speaker 00

  You know how hard it was for me to not share this with y'all?

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  The greater Toronto area.

• 1:15:34Speaker 00

  You know how hard it was?

• 1:15:35Speaker 03

  Oh... Three, all my drives with all of my show...

• 1:15:39Speaker 00

  That's what you get from not hiring Americans.

• 1:15:39Speaker 03

  Not just the cameras.

• 1:15:40Speaker 00

  That's what you get. Yo, that's facts. These H1Bs, bro. That's what you get. Hiring these H1Bs, man. You gotta hire Americans. LGBTQs from America. Americans would never do that. Now, he might fuck the audio and video of everything. But you would get your cameras. Yeah, you get the cameras.

• 1:15:57Speaker 03

  He said, "I went to a pawn shop," which sounds like minority behavior. If I gotta be honest.

• 1:16:03Speaker 00

  I feel like the whites do the pawn shop.

• 1:16:05Speaker 03

  Is that his thing?

• 1:16:05Speaker 00

  I think the whites do the pawn shop. It's a mix of both. It's a mix of both. It's just some real Porsche.

• 1:16:10Speaker 03

  Son, so all my drives, all my shows, any clip I want to upload, gone. So I call this guy and I'm trying not to lose my mind by going, are you fucking kidding me? You know what's crazy? I go, you know what's crazy? You text me 10 days ago, tell me you would never steal my equipment. I feel, I believe you. I feel fucking guilty that. And then he goes, he goes, I swear to God, he goes.

• 1:16:29Speaker 00

  It's the playoffs.

• 1:16:30Speaker 03

  No, no, he goes, he goes, I didn't steal it. I pawned it. I was like, oh, oh, fuck me in my face. How different? Oh, how different? And he got mad at me. He was like, I just can't understand how you don't see the difference. I was like, dog.

• 1:16:43Speaker 00

  He just had to get his money back.

• 1:16:47Speaker 00

  He was about to win. We're about to be rich, huh, gosh? We're about to be rich. Why you getting on him? Nah, it's fucked up. He's making a play real quick. Yeah, Landman is down now for the Golden Globe, but you don't know what could happen, bro. We got a year. He's a fan of it. I literally believe this shit. Peanut butter.

• 1:17:02Speaker 03

  I depicted, and I'm calling the pawn shops he went to like, hey, this guy stole my equipment. I need to get it back. And they're like, he didn't steal it. He pawned it.

• 1:17:12Speaker 03

  They're like, well, we need him to come in because we need proof that it's his or that it's not his, whatever. We, as far as we know, it's his. So he gotta go in and get the equipment back.

• 1:17:21Speaker 00

  That's actually really funny to empathize with a pawn shop. Like, a pawn shop exists for people with addictions to sell shit that's not theirs. And you call them like, it's not even his. Like, they're supposed to be like, oh, let's return it now. This has never happened here before.

• 1:17:34Speaker 03

  I'm saying, I'll give you the money, but I can't trust that guy to get my equipment again. And they're like, well, I don't know what to tell you. And they're like, do you have receipts? And I'm like, yeah, I can find receipts. And they're like, all right, let me call you back. I called six times. I don't get a call back. They don't give a fuck, dude. They're just like, and it's not even there being shady. It's like, I don't give a fuck about your little international. I gotta ship this internationally, even if you give me the money. Get the fuck out of here. I'm not doing that. So I had to figure out a way. It took all weekend. I was panicking all weekend. Sorry, I ignored your phone calls, huh?

• 1:18:00Speaker 00

  Should have, should have hit a pause.

• 1:18:03Speaker 03

  I should have hit up Hoss. Well, but then he would have needed the guy to go in. And I don't, I think Hoss would have wound himself, gotten himself in trouble.

• 1:18:12Speaker 00

  Fair enough.

• 1:18:12Speaker 03

  So, to protect Hoss, I had the guy's, the guy's business partner who was like, like I said, a responsible guy. He dragged him to the pawn shop and then.

• 1:18:19Speaker 00

  But anyway, how, how, how fucking sad is this, bro? I mean, on real. I was just checking in with Akash because he wasn't checking in with me with my child. So I was making sure he was okay and he hadn't sent a single message my way.

• 1:18:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's cool. You ignore me trying to hang out, you know what I mean?

• 1:18:31Speaker 00

  I did, I did. I have a baby, I have a child. This seems justified. He has another problem.

• 1:18:37Speaker 03

  I had issues, dude. It was a real thing.

• 1:18:39Speaker 00

  So where, what is the status of the camera?

• 1:18:40Speaker 03

  So now that guy, you know what's also crazy? The, the guy who took upon the equipment was like, oh, I needed to pay my, my business partner back. I, because he had apparently taken his credit cards, maxed them out, rung up crazy debt to him.

• 1:18:51Speaker 00

  Do you know what he's gambling on? I gotta know.

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  I don't know. But this is what's gamble responsibly, dude. I have a problem with gambling, but do that shit. Here's the thing about gambling addiction. Drink, I grew up with alcoholics. You drink enough, you'll just die. You drink too much. Heroin, you do too much, you'll just die. Gambling, whatever I can get my hands on, I can just lose it.

• 1:19:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, but now he's probably sucking dick.

• 1:19:12Speaker 03

  I hope so, yo. I hope he is.

• 1:19:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. I hope he's sucking dick for parlays. I want that for you. I want that.

• 1:19:20Speaker 00

  All right, come on. This guy's an addict. He's going through it. He's figuring it out.

• 1:19:23Speaker 03

  I tried to be empathetic. It didn't happen.

• 1:19:25Speaker 00

  I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

• 1:19:26Speaker 03

  I hope he an extra in heater rivalry right now.

• 1:19:29Speaker 00

  Sucking dick to gamble is crazy. That's insanity. Because like, food addiction, right? Like, nobody's so addicted to sex, they willing to suck dick for it. And that's sex. Wait, hold on. Like, if you're a straight dude, you're addicted to sex, right? No, they do gay shit. Just because they're so addicted to sex?

• 1:19:49Speaker 03

  That's addiction.

• 1:19:50Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, that's addiction, bro. That's addiction. But gambling, like, is anybody sucking dick to put money on the game?

• 1:19:59Speaker 03

  I hope so.

• 1:20:00Speaker 00

  Yeah. If it is?

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  I truly hope so.

• 1:20:02Speaker 00

  Hundred percent. We need a betting market on house people that shit immediately from, can we put a market up for your boy?

• 1:20:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would love that. Yeah, odds on whether or not he's sucking dick, you'll probably lie. About it cuz he told me he stole my shit and pawned it not because I stole it he pawned my shit so he could pay this guy back. That guy was like he didn't pay me back so that's why cuz I was like I don't believe you there's no reason you would steal my shit to pay back this guy that you're so close to.

• 1:20:27Speaker 00

  This guy's gonna sue Akash for defamation.

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  I didn't say his name.

• 1:20:30Speaker 00

  No, but he's gonna do it anyway and somehow Akash is gonna lose.

• 1:20:36Speaker 00

  Somehow Akash is gonna spend a quarter million dollars in a lawsuit and lose to the guy who sold all his camera equipment to a pawn.

• 1:20:42Speaker 03

  So then he hit me four days later he's like I'll pay you back as soon as I get on my feet I was like you ain't getting on your fucking feet I didn't respond what is this dumbass text you're sending me.

• 1:20:50Speaker 00

  Poor guy though, I mean.

• 1:20:51Speaker 03

  Poor guy.

• 1:20:52Speaker 00

  Yeah. He's an addict. You have to treat him like an addict, bro.

• 1:20:56Speaker 03

  I hate all of y'all, I hate all of y'all, your wife is white, your sons are gay, no due respect.

• 1:21:05Speaker 03

  I hate all of you, no due respect.

• 1:21:08Speaker 00

  You're too rich for people to feel bad for you, bro. Yeah, it's fine. You're too rich now if he pawned all of Jazleen's bags, that would be hilarious. That would be fucking hilarious. I'm not gonna lie, that would be absolutely hysterical. That, that would be content.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 1:21:22Speaker 00

  But it was really you on the side?

• 1:21:25Speaker 00

  Look at the video camera footage, he's got a striptease on. I don't know what happened to the bags.

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  Wait, so did you even ask about the parlay cuz I feel like before I judge him, I wanna know.

• 1:21:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, did he, what was he gambling on?

• 1:21:36Speaker 03

  If he won, I'd have got my shit back.

• 1:21:38Speaker 00

  No, you wouldn't cuz he wanna gamble more like once you got some heat, you gotta keep rolling.

• 1:21:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's how it works.

• 1:21:43Speaker 03

  He lost whatever he got, he broke again.

• 1:21:45Speaker 02

  But if he loses enough times in a row, he's about to win.

• 1:21:47Speaker 00

  Exact, that's true.

• 1:21:48Speaker 02

  So like you can't lose forever.

• 1:21:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:21:49Speaker 02

  It's gambling.

• 1:21:51Speaker 00

  You know what I mean? If it was, it's called gambling for a reason, it would be called losing if you lost forever.

• 1:21:55Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:21:55Speaker 00

  Eventually you're gonna win. I think we gotta let him roll, call him.

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  Hey, give him some money.

• 1:21:59Speaker 00

  Call him up, call him.

• 1:22:00Speaker 03

  Hey, we got some cameras in here?

• 1:22:01Speaker 02

  Yo, we should invest.

• 1:22:02Speaker 00

  We gotta invest in him, for real. Call him up, tell him, tell him, I wanna put one dick suck on his phone.

• 1:22:11Speaker 00

  Let me Venmo you a dick suck.

• 1:22:12Speaker 03

  How much you gonna pay?

• 1:22:13Speaker 00

  No, no, I'm not, I told Lips. We're gonna pay through gay sexual acts, that's it.

• 1:22:20Speaker 03

  Wait, you're gonna get your dick sucked?

• 1:22:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, what? My wife just had a kid, bro. She's cut open and I ain't getting my dick sucked in a long time. You don't want someone going through something a little desperate, he gonna want it. You think them hockey boys want it?

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, this guy.

• 1:22:33Speaker 00

  Shit.

• 1:22:33Speaker 03

  A gambling addict?

• 1:22:34Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Fuck.

• 1:22:35Speaker 02

  He's feeling lucky, bro. Oh, lucky, dude.

• 1:22:43Speaker 00

  Anyway, shout out Maduro, though.

• 1:22:45Speaker 03

  Poor, what the fuck?

• 1:22:46Speaker 00

  I don't know. Shout out Venezuela.

• 1:22:48Speaker 02

  I wanna see this episode of Pawn Stars. Of just your guy going in there in the ball, dude.

• 1:22:53Speaker 00

  I feel bad for this guy. Yeah, I feel bad for him too, bro.

• 1:22:57Speaker 03

  Al, I hate you. I hate you, I hate your five inch dick. I hate everything about you.

• 1:23:05Speaker 00

  I hate you. He has a problem. You gotta be like, wish everything, bro. Wish you compassion.

• 1:23:11Speaker 02

  Wait, how did he get it back? How did he get the cameras back?

• 1:23:13Speaker 03

  I had to have his homie go get it with him and now it's in his homie's possession.

• 1:23:17Speaker 02

  But he didn't spend the money yet?

• 1:23:19Speaker 03

  No, he spent all the money.

• 1:23:20Speaker 02

  So then did you have to put the money up to gay?

• 1:23:22Speaker 03

  I had to pay the money, yeah.

• 1:23:23Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 1:23:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I had to pay his homie the money to go get it. And then I got, and the main issue was all my shows and shit were on there. Like, I'm working on a new hour, everything is, no. I'm getting it hopefully this week.

• 1:23:33Speaker 00

  This nigga just got got by a guy.

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  He got got twice.

• 1:23:36Speaker 03

  Son, you don't fuck.

• 1:23:38Speaker 02

  You ain't got no cameras.

• 1:23:38Speaker 03

  Where the hell did I got?

• 1:23:40Speaker 00

  Anybody else in Canada, man?

• 1:23:42Speaker 03

  Haas gonna go to jail. Who the fuck else?

• 1:23:45Speaker 00

  Haas is gonna go to jail, Haas is good. Yeah, Haas is good, he's good.

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  Cause you gotta go with the guy.

• 1:23:50Speaker 02

  We got mad people.

• 1:23:52Speaker 03

  He gotta go with the guy.

• 1:23:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, we could send somebody with him that wasn't his partner in crime originally.

• 1:23:57Speaker 03

  I don't know where the guy lives. I gotta figure out where he lives.

• 1:24:00Speaker 00

  Why do you have to figure out where he lives? Do you know where he lives now? Why would you send his? So then why would you have to figure out where he lives?

• 1:24:05Speaker 02

  But how does he get the guy to go to the pawn shop?

• 1:24:07Speaker 00

  The same way he's getting the guy to go to the pawn shop now.

• 1:24:09Speaker 03

  That guy knows where he lives, go to his place, grab him up, let's go.

• 1:24:11Speaker 00

  Alright, so you do know where he lives?

• 1:24:13Speaker 02

  No, cause he doesn't, but his partner does.

• 1:24:14Speaker 03

  His homie does.

• 1:24:15Speaker 02

  If you reach out to a random third party, he's gonna be like, alright, where's the guy so we can go to the pawn shop?

• 1:24:19Speaker 00

  I feel like, I feel like we're getting off topic a little bit here. I think what we should be focusing on is this poor guy and what he's going through.

• 1:24:25Speaker 02

  Yes, exactly.

• 1:24:25Speaker 00

  And I feel like, I feel like Akash, when you presented this, what you were really trying to...

• 1:24:32Speaker 00

  What you're really trying to speak on is the suffering that this guy is going through. The guy had to sell your camera equipment. You think he wanted to do that? Yeah.

• 1:24:43Speaker 00

  He didn't want to mess up this relationship he has with you? Yeah, this is the best thing he's got going for him. Text him back with the hotline for the gamblers. Yeah.

• 1:24:51Speaker 02

  Give him the candlesticks, bro. Jean Valjean, you stole, here's some more, you need it.

• 1:24:55Speaker 00

  You need it, bro. What is that? Son.

• 1:24:58Speaker 02

  Les Misérables.

• 1:24:59Speaker 00

  You've never seen Les Misérables? No, no, no. There's a reason why they leave books out in Iraq. Wait, what? There's a reason why they leave books out in the streets in Iraq, man.

• 1:25:13Speaker 00

  What do you mean? The man who reads does not steal, and the thief does not read.

• 1:25:27Speaker 00

  Come on, bro. Yeah. Little do they know, the US does both. Give us that, give us that. Yes. Oh, man.

• 1:25:36Speaker 02

  Well, let's go find him.

• 1:25:38Speaker 00

  He was cool, too. Yeah, I liked him, man. I think you gotta give him a second chance. Yeah, I didn't talk to him.

• 1:25:43Speaker 02

  No, I talked to him. We talked about sports for like an hour.

• 1:25:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was, he was giving us some good. He was talking to me about gambling, no lie.

• 1:25:53Speaker 00

  I swear to God, no lie. I was sitting next to him when he was going to dinner.

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  And I had no idea.

• 1:26:07Speaker 00

  This is kind of Al's fault in a way. What did he, what were you, were you putting a battery in his back? I don't know. I was just acting like I was paying attention, but.

• 1:26:13Speaker 02

  Now he doesn't.

• 1:26:14Speaker 00

  Yeah. He's telling Al, he said, "I got all this camera equipment." He goes, "Yo, you could pawn this shit." I'm taking the under on Al's dick size right now.

• 1:26:22Mark Gagnon?

  Trying to get Underhouse dick?

• 1:26:23Speaker 00

  Damn!

• 1:26:25Speaker 03

  That's where I hope my hoe is gonna have to be to.

• 1:26:27Speaker 04

  Send this guy WTF Media Studios addresses.

• 1:26:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:26:30Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, yo, hey, hey, he could probably use a job, actually. He's a talented camera person, you have so much empathy, you should give him a job.

• 1:26:37Speaker 00

  I got guns.

• 1:26:39Speaker 03

  That's fine.

• 1:26:40Mark Gagnon?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, this guy's an addict, you're gonna shoot a guy with a mental health issue?

• 1:26:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:43Speaker 00

  No, if he comes to my place, John, no.

• 1:26:45Mark Gagnon?

  No, he just needs a job.

• 1:26:45Speaker 03

  Who said he would do, first he didn't steal it, he pawned it.

• 1:26:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's not gonna steal, he's just gonna pawn it. I ain't no bitch, I'm shooting.

• 1:26:53Mark Gagnon?

  What the hell?

• 1:26:53Speaker 03

  See how I use the N-word to be funny? Media device.

• 1:26:56Speaker 00

  Damn, bro, damn!

• 1:26:57Speaker 03

  Listen, you see how it also didn't really land?

• 1:27:00Speaker 00

  Damn, Al, he's taking away your N-word. See, this is why I don't say it, this is why I don't say it.

• 1:27:04Speaker 03

  I don't think, I don't think you should be allowed to use it, I don't think you should be allowed to use it because you're just not good at it.

• 1:27:11Speaker 03

  I believe that, I believe that.

• 1:27:13Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 1:27:14Speaker 03

  I believe that.

• 1:27:14Mark Gagnon?

  He's trying to steal your freaking-

• 1:27:15Speaker 00

  This is bad, yeah. Nah, he's just mad, he's a sucker, you got robbed.

• 1:27:18Mark Gagnon?

  His cameraman.

• 1:27:19Speaker 03

  I didn't get robbed, the guy had to support his addiction, I have empathy, you were right this whole time. Hey, if you need a job, yo, I'm gonna text you Al's information.

• 1:27:27Speaker 00

  I got you.

• 1:27:27Speaker 03

  Come through.

• 1:27:28Speaker 00

  And then I'll send you Akasha dress. I got a new studio based on his favorite color, what was the, uh?

• 1:27:37Speaker 00

  I can't today. I'm done.

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  What's it called?

• 1:27:41Speaker 00

  Patreon? I don't even know what the fuck, if it's Patreon or not, but thank you.

• 1:27:48Speaker 00

  Thank you. We out. Yo, we're gonna continue over on Patreon, man, we love y'all, we appreciate y'all. And thank you so much for rocking with us, and we'll see you over at Patreon right now. Gay son of doc- thought daughter? You can't even talk.

• 1:28:06Mark Gagnon?

  Gay son of doctor?

• 1:28:07Speaker 00

  How is he on a podcast?

• 1:28:08Mark Gagnon?

  Damn it, that would've slapped if I got it out, though. I'll take doctor, bro.

• 1:28:12Speaker 00

  That would've slapped.

• 1:28:13Mark Gagnon?

  Gay son of doctor?

• 1:28:15Speaker 00

  You want a doctor, right?

• 1:28:18Speaker 06

  Right?

• 1:28:19Mark Gagnon?

  If he wants to be a doctor.

• 1:28:21Speaker 06

  Is she?

• 1:28:22Mark Gagnon?

  Damn, I would have slept.

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