Kam Patterson on crazy Kill Tony moment, Kevin Hart advice, & challenging Schulz

YERRR – Kam is in the building and it’s a certified classic! Kam breaks down his wild ride from the court to the comedy stage. The boys get into Kill Tony pressure, Disney adult weirdos, bad coaches, and Mark somehow being an Orlando legend?? Kam opens up about getting his big movie role, taking advice from Kevin Hart, and why being delusional might actually be the key to success. Plus: Shannon Sharpe’s settlement, Ali Siddiq shoutouts, Houston stories, and why Kam still can’t close. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 00:00 KAM IS HERE + Mark got the pass 2:27 Kam enjoys acting 4:40 Retiring after one robbery 8:10 Being good at basketball 12:00 Mark = Orlando Legend 14:50 Austin + Jolly the legend 21:46 Kill Tony + Creating each week 26:34 Pressure makes diamonds + Comments are right 29:30 Developing, Crack wisdom + "One Thousand" 38:09 Kam's highlight + Disney moment 43:57 Disney Adults + Jay Williams highlight 50:59 Coach not liking Kam + Bad teammate 1:00:47 Getting the movie role + Gangbanging 1:08:02 Netflix release + Kevin Hart advice 1:11:52 Nerves around stars + Doing White ish 1:18:07 Run with it, Crackerlacking + Mark lover 1:24:58 Kam's type, Houston is fun + Ali Siddiq 1:31:46 Kam can't close + Shannon Sharpe Settlement 1:35:04 Living out your dreams + Being Delusional 1:42:58 Family there to witness it + Dad gets the credit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:29Speaker 01

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• 0:59Speaker 02

  What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagger. Today, we're very excited to be joined by a young legend in the comedy game from Orlando originally, now out of Austin. I think we might be getting him over here in New York. I think there's rumors swirling. Cam Patterson is five.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  So Cam, Mark was saying before the pod that you guys grew up in the same neighborhood. Is that true? That's not true at all.

• 1:24Speaker 03

  That is true.

• 1:24Speaker 02

  But while he said that.

• 1:26Speaker 03

  The same block, basically.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  Oh, he said block. Yeah.

• 1:28Speaker 03

  In front of the same hood.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. How was Mark appreciated in the hood back in the day? In the hood, love Mark. Really? Love fuck with Mark.

• 1:36Mark Gagnon?

  Also, this is Mark's one black friend that he talks about.

• 1:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is where the pass came from. This is where I got the pass.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  With the pass? What the fuck that mean? That sound like [BLEEP].

• 1:49Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  That's where the pass was at. The pass.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Oh, the same sense. Oh, the same.

• 1:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, correct.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  I get it, everybody, dawg.

• 2:00Speaker 05

  We gotta get him out of Austin.

• 2:03Speaker 05

  I'm bashing that shit out, dawg.

• 2:06Speaker 05

  Hand it out now, nigga, have a good time. The funny thing about a pass is you can hand it out and give it to somebody, but like, it's really like, I'm giving you a pass to get your ass beat. I'm not gonna do it, but if you got enough, you got enough gusto. Yeah. You gonna say it right or right, nigga, he gonna fuck you up. Not you, because you are smart. You gonna say, I love you with my whole heart.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  That's a good point. Like, if you do give someone a pass, it's not like you could tell the people that are upset about it that you got a pass from them. Yeah, yeah, it's not universal.

• 2:31Speaker 05

  It's not a universal pass.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  It's not like a loan.

• 2:34Speaker 05

  You gotta pick and choose when you that motherfucker.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:36Speaker 05

  But if you don't have good skills.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:39Speaker 05

  You're fucked.

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, you gotta see if it's redeemable. You know what I mean? You gotta be like, is this pass accepted with these people?

• 2:44Speaker 02

  It's amiss.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, Mark, you shouldn't use it anymore, man.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  What do you mean, no, what do you mean more? I was just joking. No, no, no, I was just joking.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, it is crazy.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  But I say it the cool way.

• 2:59Speaker 05

  Okay, wait a minute.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Wait, yo, what is that? Remember the episode on camp you did about how to say it? You were, it was like you brought it.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  You did a whole episode.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  What the proper ways are. You kept using the R, though. That's where I was like, that's why.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  To show people not to do it. If I don't show them, then how will they know?

• 3:23Speaker 02

  What are we even talking about, guys?

• 3:24Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 3:26Speaker 05

  I like it, though. I'm excited.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  So you moving to New York?

• 3:28Speaker 05

  Probably.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Really? Thank you.

• 3:31Speaker 05

  I'm thinking about it.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, after, yeah.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Okay, so you're here, you're here doing a movie.

• 3:36Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  In Jersey.

• 3:38Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Which this is out, we can talk about, at least. It's been announced that you're in the movie, right? And then, uh, this is your, is this your first, like, big acting thing?

• 3:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Do you like acting?

• 3:48Speaker 05

  I do enjoy acting.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Really?

• 3:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I like it a lot.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  It's not boring just standing around all day?

• 3:53Speaker 05

  Nah, nigga.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  Really?

• 3:56Speaker 05

  Got a lot of free time, I still can do comedy at night, most nights?

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's true.

• 3:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's not bad. I don't hate it, I'm not good at it.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:02Speaker 05

  I wouldn't say I was a good actor.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  Why, what happened to let you know you're not good at it?

• 4:05Speaker 05

  I just, I'm around people that act for real.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:07Speaker 05

  I'm around people that really act.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Who's the best actor you're working with that you're like, we owe that?

• 4:11Speaker 05

  Man, uh, Kevin's great. He's, he's a man, you can tell he's been doing it like, at a high level for a long time.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  I know he gave you the job, but who do you really?

• 4:21Speaker 05

  Nah, he, he didn't though. I mean, we did audition.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  He was pissed.

• 4:24Speaker 05

  He was like, what the fuck?

• 4:27Speaker 05

  But nah, he's, he's great, but uh...

• 4:28Speaker 02

  I'm the only short charismatic black dude on this show.

• 4:32Speaker 05

  I even got this nigga, man. But nah, the new, somebody who, uh, who's really, well, Ben Marshall is phenomenal, dawg. He's like, him and, him and Marcelo are like, really like...

• 4:41Speaker 02

  They're good at the act, at the craft of acting.

• 4:43Speaker 05

  They're good at, like, they're really good.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  I feel like that is a thing that stand-ups do, where we're just like, alright, we're just gonna be ourselves in the movie, it'll be funny. Whereas like, actors, they'll be two different people.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  It's the exact opposite of that.

• 4:53Speaker 05

  They stand like, oh, Marcelo's a stand-up, and then, um, and then Ben, he's in like a, he's in a, he's in a, um, uh, a comedy trio, like a, like a, what is it, troupe?

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Like a sketch group.

• 5:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. Which is really good, but it's also gay, respectfully.

• 5:08Speaker 05

  It's really great though, but I wanna watch it, but it's also a gay thing, but he's there, he's great at it.

• 5:15Speaker 05

  But now I'm an actor, man. It's gay respectfully though. Respectfully, you know what I'm saying?

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Respectfully, of course. A hundred percent respectfully.

• 5:22Speaker 05

  Gotta respect for them, gay niggas.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  You can say that word, but you might run, you might run into the wrong trio and...

• 5:28Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, for sure.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's the thing, you never know. You're in New York now, you're not in Texas no more.

• 5:32Speaker 05

  Let me tell you something, they fight, it's okay.

• 5:36Speaker 05

  I'm faster than a lot of people, dawg. I'm not, I've never been a fighter in my whole life, I'm running away.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, we talked about this, you said you robbed people, and I was like, I don't, I don't pick that up from you.

• 5:45Speaker 05

  I robbed one person, I didn't really rob the nigga, dawg. Like, what was, what's what happened, right? So we was selling weed, we was doing a thing called like Disney Gas, that was on Instagram, next to my town.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Were you good at selling weed? I don't think you were good at that either.

• 5:55Speaker 05

  I was bad at all of it, dawg.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't, I don't attribute most black things to you, except you don't announce it.

• 5:59Speaker 05

  Wait a minute, what the fuck, wait a minute.

• 6:01Speaker 03

  Like, the negative stereotypes about black people, I don't put most of those on you.

• 6:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, nah, I'm, I'm a good guy, man.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  I'm talking to you in force.

• 6:08Speaker 05

  I mean, I'm not saying like... You threw me, wait.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  He set him up.

• 6:13Speaker 05

  You didn't set me up.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  That was a setup.

• 6:17Speaker 05

  You set him to that black shit.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  You set him to a smile too.

• 6:20Speaker 05

  You get a pass. Wait, I'm getting out of here, man. It's a setup, this is what this is. I'm on call and having a good time.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  You set me up, dude.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  We have to treat our guests with respect.

• 6:29Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  True.

• 6:31Speaker 05

  Okay. I'm a good guy.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  You were robbing, you were robbing something. You were robbing something, yeah, yeah. Why you selling drugs?

• 6:36Speaker 02

  So funny, this is the, we're just out there by the fucking coffee machine and he goes, and you were like, I did rob one time, but I was just, I, I, I was horrible at it. And then Al immediately goes, "Me too."

• 6:49Speaker 05

  I was gonna say, "Hi, pal."

• 6:51Speaker 02

  "Me too." I was horrible at it, man. He's doing that.

• 6:54Speaker 05

  It's not fun, dawg. It was these British niggas, they came through, my homeboy, they was British.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:59Speaker 05

  And, um, my, my.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  The Anor is the funniest. It's just the funniest. British Anor is so funny.

• 7:05Speaker 05

  They are, that's what they were. And so, they, they come through, they were white, but they were British niggas. And so, they came through and they're at the floor tomorrow, we met them in the, uh, the bathroom. They, they gave my homeboy like a bag to put the money in, I mean, the weed in, but it was a bunch of money in the bag. So, he just took the bag.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  And then we just left.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  So, you were gonna sell him drugs?

• 7:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  And then you just robbed him instead?

• 7:28Speaker 05

  Well, we really, they, they really just dumb. They just kinda gave him some bag.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  They gave you a bag of money?

• 7:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, and it was like, "Why would you do that? You don't know who we are." So, we just left.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  And then what happened?

• 7:36Speaker 05

  Then we split the money.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  And so, it worked out?

• 7:39Speaker 05

  It was good for me, yeah.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  So, you just retired 1-0?

• 7:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, yeah.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 7:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, I wasn't.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  Usually if it goes that well, the first time, you're like, "I think I should run that one."

• 7:48Speaker 05

  Well, I told, really, I told my brother about it. My older brother, he was just like, he was like, "Yeah, bro, um, that's cool and all, man." But I remember one time, he told me the story about how he was selling drugs and he was doing that shit with these pills and shit. And then he was like, he was selling, um, this one dude came up, he was like, "Man, I just wanna get a whole bunch of, I wanna get a whole bunch," because he didn't really recognize, like, he was like, it's, he was buying like one or two, but he wanted like 400. And then, so, my brother homeboy was like, "We'll go to, we'll go to Walmart, we'll get like something that look like the pill, fill it up, give him that." Yeah. And then he said, when he walked into the mall to go like to, to serve him, he said it just felt. So weird, like, nothing was going on, and the police thought that my brother was like the kingpin.

• 8:32Speaker 05

  And they arrested my brother for that.

• 8:34Speaker 02

  But he had fake pills.

• 8:35Speaker 05

  A whole bunch of, like, fake pills.

• 8:36Speaker 03

  Hilarious.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Thank God. So, robbing, so robbing people who want to buy drugs always works out in your family?

• 8:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. We're pretty good at it.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  That is hilarious. They think it's this big sting and it's just Tylenol?

• 8:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  That's hilarious.

• 8:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was, it was crazy.

• 8:52Speaker 02

  So, he got all scot-free or?

• 8:53Speaker 05

  I mean, I ain't, the crazy thing, I had no idea that was like a story about him and that nothing that happened until I, until I did that thing I did. I told him about it and he was like, Nick, do you understand this could happen? That's the wrong way that it happened. That's crazy.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:04Speaker 05

  Then I stopped immediately.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 9:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was, I was terrible at being, like, outside.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:08Speaker 05

  I done, it ain't too, too late, though.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. Why, your childhood, you weren't outside at all?

• 9:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, I played basketball. I was a basketball player.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Really?

• 9:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was real good at it, too.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  See, he didn't think he'd be good at that.

• 9:17Speaker 05

  What?

• 9:17Speaker 03

  He said, "Rimmy" was like, "He doesn't think you're good."

• 9:19Speaker 05

  Wait a minute, I'm, I'm not, I'm not listening to you no more.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  First quarter.

• 9:27Speaker 05

  No, I mean, you know, like, I thought we were screwed, man. Soon as game started, like, oh, fuck, damn. You hate black people, right? I'm like, wait a minute. I'm thinking we having a good time, enjoying ourselves. You like, yeah, you hate your brace, right? Yeah, right? How do you feel about that? I'm not listening to you no more. Never again.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  My bad, I, I, miscommunication, it came across on me.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  Not again.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  It came across on me.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  Not gonna get me no more.

• 9:51Speaker 05

  Never again. That was fucked up. Off the dribble is crazy.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  No, okay, so you played, you were really good at basketball or?

• 10:00Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, what the fuck? Wait a minute.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  I told you.

• 10:05Speaker 05

  Both of y'all, both of y'all not good for me right now.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  He was putting out there. He's height shaming you right now.

• 10:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was really it.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  No, that's not true.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  Are you, are you good at basketball?

• 10:13Speaker 02

  No, I mean, you know, obviously back in the day I was elite, but now, I mean, I play a different sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:18Speaker 05

  So, you were decent?

• 10:19Speaker 02

  You played in high school, was it?

• 10:20Speaker 05

  Obviously, I could play ball.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  You played in high school?

• 10:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, of course. I bet money you can't beat me.

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Now?

• 10:26Speaker 05

  No.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll be, I'll beat you now.

• 10:28Speaker 05

  No.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:28Speaker 05

  No, you're okay.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  No, now he won't.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, he's.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  Now he's too old, his ankles are bad.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  How old are you, actually? How old is he?

• 10:34Speaker 03

  He'll bust his ass.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  And do you play regularly?

• 10:36Speaker 03

  At 26, he'll bust his ass.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Do you play, like, in a league or anything like that?

• 10:38Speaker 05

  No, no, no. Uh, listen, look at me. Look at me, there my face.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  You fucked up.

• 10:46Mark Gagnon?

  He got four positive.

• 10:48Speaker 05

  Anybody with four positive on dogs.

• 10:49Mark Gagnon?

  No, I know.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Look at me, bro. You won't, you not, you will not.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  No, I think, I think. And when he was 26, if y'all, if y'all can match up.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Can you shoot?

• 10:58Speaker 05

  Do whatever you want me to do.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  No, but like, is your game, are you a shooter?

• 11:01Speaker 05

  I can do whatever.

• 11:02Speaker 02

  I don't play defense on shooters.

• 11:03Speaker 05

  Oh, why not?

• 11:04Speaker 02

  It's too much. But if, if you, if you can go to the rack, then there's no way that you'll, I'll lock it up every single time. It's not even a question. Yes. It's not even a question.

• 11:12Speaker 05

  I promise.

• 11:13Speaker 03

  I don't think at 41 you can do it.

• 11:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  Like, I really don't.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 11:16Speaker 03

  At 26, 26 year old Schultz, I'd put my money on him.

• 11:20Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  41 year old, I don't see it.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  It'd be fun to see, though. It'd be fun to watch.

• 11:24Speaker 05

  Listen to your friends, man.

• 11:27Speaker 05

  They have your best interests at heart. They believe in you.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  I like the confidence. I'm not gonna lie. Like, the confidence is there.

• 11:35Speaker 05

  Like, no, I would, I would, I would cook you.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  Would Derek beat you?

• 11:37Speaker 05

  No.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Not at all?

• 11:38Speaker 05

  No. Nobody in this room beat me.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  You're not beating anybody.

• 11:43Speaker 02

  Come on, Al, stop it.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  I'm questioning you.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  No way.

• 11:46Speaker 05

  I'm from New York. I'm talking shit.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  We didn't even play basketball in Florida.

• 11:52Speaker 05

  That the fuck we know? Nigga, we got real hoopas.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:54Speaker 05

  Mark, fire.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Mark is great. Have you ever seen him shoot?

• 12:03Speaker 05

  Nah, he told me. He told me.

• 12:07Speaker 05

  Hey, hey, hey, hey.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  Yo, that's true.

• 12:09Speaker 05

  Whenever, whenever.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  I understand what they're saying.

• 12:13Speaker 05

  Nah, it's alright. Whenever I said to go, "Yeah." Don't do no movement to go, "Yeah."

• 12:16Speaker 03

  I've never seen bad air basketball fall in my life, dude. That was crazy.

• 12:19Speaker 05

  Both of these is crazy.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  What's better than one wrist, bro?

• 12:22Speaker 05

  You did a gay yay.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  That was crazy, dawg. Double the power, bro.

• 12:26Speaker 05

  That was insane.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  We shot one time. We were just shooting. And then just watching him, his wrist when he dribbled, I was like, this is, don't ever do that. I can't, I can't be seen.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Soccer. It's soccer.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, nah, I'm, I'm good at basketball, though. I was a, I ain't played a lot in high school. I was a bench player, but.

• 12:42Speaker 02

  I'm good at basketball.

• 12:43Speaker 05

  Nah, nah, you getting cursed.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  That didn't sound that convincing, honestly, to say, "I was really good at basketball." I almost started in high school.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  He went to a good high school. He went to a good high school.

• 12:50Speaker 05

  It was competitive? No, we were. I'm not gonna lie to you.

• 12:52Speaker 02

  Did you guys, did you guys, did your high?

• 12:54Speaker 05

  High school was play?

• 12:56Speaker 03

  I went to Orangeville, it was like a little Christian school.

• 12:58Speaker 05

  Oh nah, we didn't nah.

• 12:59Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  Wait, you guys knew each other when you started in Orlando?

• 13:02Speaker 05

  Uh-uh.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  Nothing?

• 13:04Speaker 05

  Nah, well, he was gone, he was gone by the time I got, I started doing stand-up.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 13:07Speaker 05

  Funniest shit, everybody, he was like folklore. No, not in comedy sense. He was like a myth.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  Why, why, why?

• 13:12Speaker 05

  He was a myth. Cause everybody in the scene, I swear to God on the first time, everybody was like, yeah nigga Mark, Mark, he was so, now he doing great, you know what I'm saying? He had a plan.

• 13:24Speaker 05

  Every, every open mic I went to, it was always cool.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Comedy is the only business where having a plan is folklore.

• 13:33Speaker 05

  I swear to God, everyone I went to.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  Dreams, he made it out.

• 13:38Speaker 05

  Mark had a plan. And I was like, what the?

• 13:40Speaker 02

  What was the plan?

• 13:41Speaker 05

  And he'll go, we have no idea.

• 13:44Speaker 05

  He had a plan and it worked.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  And then I heard about Cam the other way, cause all my friends that were still there were like, yo, there's this kid Cam and he's fucking unbelievable. He's like a year in and like, he's just like the best one. And I was like, I was like, alright, I'm sure, like you hear about people that come up. The, the moment I knew Cam was popping crazy, I'm in the back of an Uber at 5am going to the airport in Orlando. Did I tell you this?

• 14:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, you told me.

• 14:04Speaker 03

  And there's a private investigator that's driving me. And we're in the car for an hour, she's telling me a whole story, da-da-da, but all of her private investigator shit, she's like a 55 year old white lady. And I was like, oh yeah, I do comedy, she's like, I love comedy. I was like, who's your favorite comedian? Expecting she's gonna be like, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, whatever. She goes, Cam's so funny. I was like, Cam? She's like, yeah, yeah, look, look at his Instagram. And shows me this dude's Instagram, and I was like, this is your favorite comedian in the world? She was like, yeah, he's the best one. And I was like, holy shit. A 55 year old private investigator driving Uber loved Cam, I think he's out of here.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  And this is when, this is where were you? You were in Orlando?

• 14:38Speaker 03

  This is in Orlando.

• 14:39Mark Gagnon?

  Yo, you got white bitches, you good.

• 14:41Speaker 05

  People always love me, man, you good. When I first thought of my step, my, me dead in my face and I was like, I'm gonna do stand-up, sick.

• 14:48Speaker 05

  I'm like, white people gonna think you funny. I was like, that's fucked up.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Alright guys, let's shout out some dates. August 8th and 9th, Perrysburg, Ohio, that's Toledo, I believe. August 22nd and 23rd, Liberty Township, Ohio. It's a lot of Ohio. September 11th and 13th, I'm back in civilization in Donia Beach, Florida. September 25th and 26th, back to hell in Ohio. And this is a show that's, I'm very excited to do it, but it's gonna sell out. October 5th, Dubai Comedy Festival. I didn't get to go last year, it was a big mix-up. This year, I'm there. The tickets are already like 80% sold out, so you need to hurry up and buy those. All those dates and more at akashsing.com. Get your tickets. Also, I am very excited to announce The Akash Singh Show.

• 15:30Speaker 03

  Uh, this is my podcast. I flew out to India to record a bunch of episodes, so it's on my YouTube at Akash Singh Comedy. Please check it out. I love y'all. Thank you guys so much.

• 15:39Speaker 06

  Burlington, Vermont, Montreal, Toronto, Berkeley, Detroit, a bunch of other dates getting added. I can't wait to see you guys at the show. I'll be doing one hour of stand-up comedy. That's no more, no less. See you guys at the show.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Why'd you go to Austin?

• 15:50Speaker 05

  Oh, I met Uncle Laser. I met Uncle Laser in Tampa, and he was just like, "Nobody really gonna see you here."

• 15:55Speaker 06

  Who's that?

• 15:56Speaker 05

  He a comedian that's been on Kill Tony a couple times. He funny as shit. "Nobody gonna see you here."

• 16:00Speaker 02

  You were opening for him in Tampa?

• 16:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  And he was like, "You gotta go to Austin. You gotta get out of Florida."

• 16:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:07Speaker 06

  We also gotta give a little credit to David Jolly.

• 16:09Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, but Jolly was like, nah, Jolly...

• 16:13Speaker 06

  Who's that?

• 16:14Speaker 02

  Give us context.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  I call him my uncle, but he's like, um, he a comedian who, when I first started doing stand-up, it was, it was no, there's no, there's no black scene in Orlando. There's no, there's no black comedy scene. So I'm running around and I'm talking how I talk, and I'm talking about shit I've been through in life and shit, and nobody's really like, understand what I'm trying to say. There's no, there's no black scene for real. And then, so I was, I probably would've not even kept doing stand-up if I ain't meet Jolly, cuz Jolly is a, he look like a crackhead.

• 16:45Speaker 05

  Look like real shit.

• 16:50Speaker 06

  This is making me so happy right now.

• 16:52Speaker 05

  Not real shit, so Jalen, I meet Jalen, Jalen has three gold teeth in his mouth. The other rest of the team rotted, they, they no longer exist.

• 17:01Speaker 06

  Oh, he does kinda die.

• 17:02Speaker 05

  I meet, I meet this nigga, right, I meet him. And he just go, he, he's alcoholic at the time, he don't drink no more, he alcoholic at the time. He go, "Ay, young nigga, you funny as hell, dawg, you funny as, fuck with you nigga, you funny as hell." So he gave me like confidence to keep going. And I was like, "Ay, this nigga believe me, all this, it's, it's pretty dope." But then I watched him do that to like six other niggas.

• 17:25Speaker 05

  Cause he was just drunk, he was like, "Man, you funny as hell, you a fucking phenomenon." At the time, I was like, "Yeah, fuck it, like, I'm just gonna really, I'm gonna try to, I'm gonna try to get good at this shit." And he, he would do this thing, he lived in like a, he lived by the citrus bowl, by the orange bowl in Orlando, which is in the, in the trenches, right? He lived, and I would, um, I would, I would work at, I worked at Publix, and I would go to his house, like, every day. Every day, and he would help me like tag jokes, he would be like drunk, he would, during, I would, first of all, I would break into his shit. Cause he had two, like, he had two doors, the back, the front door was like locked for real, but the back door, you could like jimmy. And when he was drunk, he really wanna answer the phone, so I would jimmy the back door open, and I would go wake him up and be like, "Ay, I got this new drunk I wanna tell you."

• 18:08Speaker 05

  He wake up, listen to the joke, all he had in his, in his, uh, his apartment was a, was a couch, a mic stand, and, uh, um, and that was it. So all he had, a couch and a mic stand, I swear to God, couch and a mic stand, like a table in like the corner, with like a bunch of shit on it. But I would sit up there and I would just tell him jokes, and he'd be like, "That's funny, that's funny." Then he'd be like, "Make it retarded," that was his thing, he would just tell him, "Make it more retarded."

• 18:30Speaker 05

  It's good, but it's not retarded or nuts, that was what he would say, I swear to God.

• 18:35Mark Gagnon?

  Wait, but why the mic stand?

• 18:36Speaker 06

  Because you, you had to practice how you play.

• 18:39Mark Gagnon?

  You actually had mic stands at home? Yeah.

• 18:42Speaker 06

  This is how crazy David Jalen was.

• 18:44Speaker 05

  It's insane, he would.

• 18:45Speaker 06

  And a microphone and a mic stand.

• 18:47Speaker 05

  No TV, nigga.

• 18:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:50Speaker 05

  Like, and a mic stand with like, with a, with a mic with no cord on it, like this.

• 18:55Mark Gagnon?

  This is like strippers having a pole at home and they be practicing by themselves in front of nobody.

• 19:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, bruh.

• 19:02Speaker 06

  So Cam is practicing jokes in front of drunk David Jalen.

• 19:05Speaker 05

  And he just going like that, "Make it more retarded."

• 19:10Speaker 05

  I'm like, bro, I'm like, I'm like a week, about two months into comedy, like, alright, so, and we, uh, and I got, I had, I had a car at the time, so we, we going to mics, and I was understanding, he just taught me like, everything about standup, like, everything, I mean, like, him, him being like, him being fucked up, he don't drink no more, which is a blessing from God, dog, but him being fucked up was like, he would, I would take him everywhere, and he would just tell me like, you know, this the improv, these people here are like family, don't fuck these hoes, I try this, not fun.

• 19:42Speaker 05

  Family, you know what I'm saying, he was, and he, he was just showed me a lot of shit, just, just by standup, dog, and that nigga, he taught me shit, everything I knew about this shit. What did he think about you going to Austin? Oh, he, at the time, he was, he was fucked up, and he was still drinking and shit. And then, uh, I was staying with my cousin in the project, by, by street from his house. Yeah. I was staying with my cousin, and, um, it was just nothing, it was nothing left, it was really nothing left in the city for me to really do. You feel what I'm saying, like, I was in at the club, everybody, it was, it was kinda like, there was nobody, nigga, it was great, still great comics in the city and shit like that, but like, there was nobody that, that was, I, I could say that was, I was like, I was scared to follow or some shit like that. You've done everything you could do in Orlando. Yeah, so it was kinda the point, it was like, I gotta get, I gotta get the fuck out the way. Yeah.

• 20:25Speaker 02

  Why Austin over in New York?

• 20:27Speaker 05

  Or LA? I went to, I, I came to New York, I think like, probably like a year and a half in the standup.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:33Speaker 05

  And, you know, nobody, they were just, it's such a fast city, bro, nobody gave me, paid me no attention, no mind. Yeah, it's tricky. And so I was like, I ain't, I ain't trying to sit here and just be lost to open mics forever. Yeah. And then, and then, LA was just a situation where I was just like, I just didn't, it just feel, it don't feel real. Like, I know you or not, cause I mean, even then, I like, cause it feel like a real place. Right. LA is more like a what can you do for me type situation. Right. I didn't like that with then, and then when I went to Austin, dog. It was like, man, funny.

• 21:04Speaker 02

  Funny, funny's first.

• 21:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Funny was first.

• 21:07Speaker 05

  I, I, um, man, my, my favorite story to tell about me getting to, about me getting to Austin with, uh, Derrick, nigga.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:13Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  I'm posting.

• 21:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it's like, my real big brother, dawg, like, he, um, I was, I was, I'll never forget, I, I was, they was running around for a minute, I went on Kill Tony at, and, uh, people started to know my name from like, this kid, this kid crushes, Cam does really good, he just, he good, he crushes, right? And so, um, my dog Bianca Prado was running, running the show at Sunset, and she said, if Derrick don't show up, um, he, he, uh, you can just do here 20 minutes. He, he had a bunch of shows, he might not make in the time. Right before I was getting ready to go up, Derrick walks in, and just go, I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying, like, he's here, I'm just giving him the time. And they go, no, no, no, like, split it in half.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 21:49Speaker 05

  Like, give Cam 10, I'll do 10, that's cool. And he sat there, he watched me, and right after, right after he got off, he said, come on, he took me right to the shit. Like, right, he took me straight to the money shit. That's fire. Like, off the, like, off the, I probably, and I was like, man, thank you so much, bro, I really appreciate it, like, nigga, you funny. That's what, that's what we do here, we, you funny, bro.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:07Speaker 05

  You feel what I'm saying? And that's why I think Austin was a great jump for me from the city.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:11Speaker 05

  Cause instead of like having to run around and like prove it a little more, it was like, nah, you funny, let's.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Hundred percent.

• 22:16Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 22:17Speaker 02

  There's also probably like a lot of, I don't wanna say maybe more, but there is like that, like excitement, and it's built specifically around stand-up.

• 22:25Speaker 05

  Yeah. The city's on fire for stand-up. It's amazing, dawg. You feel it.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I liken it to, um, that's the professional sport in Austin.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  Like, there's no professional basketball team, but there is stand-up comedy.

• 22:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  And I think you guys are kind of like the athletes that are walking around town.

• 22:40Speaker 05

  UT, stand-up. Yeah. That's it. For sure.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 22:45Speaker 06

  And then you get on Kill Tony, whatever that.

• 22:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  How quickly?

• 22:49Speaker 05

  I did, uh, I wanna say like, six months, maybe. Mm-hmm. I've been signing, I signed every week. Had you been, you'd sign it up every week? Yeah, I went out, when I signed up, the last, the time I got on, I wasn't even finna go back. I wasn't even gonna go back, dawg. I kept signing up, I kept signing up, and I was like, "Bro, I ain't trying to..." I'm sitting in Hollywood, these motherfuckers say, "I'm just working on stand-up."

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:13Speaker 05

  Instead of like, just keep signing up.

• 23:14Speaker 02

  So that was the last time?

• 23:15Speaker 05

  That was the last time. And then I, I went to the Creek in the Cave, did a show, and then I got a phone call to do a Don't Tell special.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  And I just went back to go tell my homeboy, White Cam, with my roommate.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:27Speaker 05

  I was like, "Bro, I just got a Don't Tell special, nigga, this shit is amazing." And right when I went back to tell him, I got pulled for a gift on it.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 23:34Speaker 05

  I wasn't even going, I wasn't even going back, bro.

• 23:36Speaker 02

  And you weren't even gonna be there for long. You were gonna be there for five minutes.

• 23:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  And in that five minutes-

• 23:40Speaker 05

  I was, I was sliding. I was like, I was just, I was just so excited for the Don't Tell special. I'm like, "Nah, I got Don't Tell special." This shit is crazy, bro. Like, you know what I'm saying? As soon as I got that, I, uh, I got pulled for a gift on it. I never put Don't Tell special on.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Question about the Kill Tony. You have to give up a minute every week when you're a regular. And like, is it hard to build your hour and be working on the minute that millions of people are gonna see every week? Because I don't think people realize that. Like, usually you get to work on jokes for like, months. You're probably doing a new minute every week. And it's going in front of, it's the most watched stand-up platform in the world right now. Like, yes, it's one of the biggest podcasts, but in terms of just weekly stand-up platform, it's the biggest. There's no one close. So like, are you dividing up your week? Are you going, "Okay, three days a week, I'm working on these jokes, and one day I work on this"? Do you just riff it when you go up? Like, what is the-

• 24:33Speaker 05

  It's, it's, it's, it's a mix between like, two things. So it's like a, sometimes I have a joke that just starts cooking.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:40Speaker 05

  In the beginning of the week. And then it gets to a point where like, I think this is funny enough, I can do a minute on it. And that's perfect. That's the best case scenario.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  But is there ever a situation where you're like, "I wanna make this part of the hour. I don't wanna give this away"?

• 24:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, but then I, that, I get backstage and I go, "I can't bomb." I don't wanna, you know what I'm saying? I don't wanna go up there and eat a dick.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:57Speaker 05

  And that's the real shit, though. That's like, that's, then that's the dichotomy of the shit, where it's like, damn, like-

• 25:02Speaker 02

  So then how do you, or you have something that's crushing, that's part of your hour?

• 25:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  How do you, you get to a week where you're like, "I don't know if I have something for Kill Tony this week"? Do you take something from the hour?

• 25:13Speaker 02

  I'm trying to like, as a stand-up comedian, you're touring now.

• 25:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  I imagine it's in your brain. It's like, okay, I need to have an hour of stand-up comedy and I need to turn this into this beautiful hour that absolutely fucking crushes. But you also have like, an incredibly high stakes responsibility to put stuff out on a platform that has done wonders for you.

• 25:29Speaker 05

  Take my whole life.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  And, you know, other comics. But like, what do you do? Is there ever something where you're like, ugh, I can't release that?

• 25:36Speaker 05

  Yes and no. It gets to a point where it's like, the best thing about it, best thing about it right now is it, it three weeks, episodes come out every, every three weeks.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Oh, it's not weekly?

• 25:45Speaker 05

  Well, it is. It's weekly.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:46Speaker 05

  But we do them, it's like a, it's like a three week kinda, you feel what I'm saying?

• 25:50Speaker 02

  You go every three weeks.

• 25:51Speaker 06

  Every three weeks.

• 25:52Speaker 05

  No, no, I do it every week.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:54Speaker 05

  But when I do a joke, it's three weeks. I got three weeks to make it better before people see it. And then when they see it, it's kinda like, it's kinda changed since then.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 26:03Speaker 06

  Cause it airs three weeks later.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it was, it airs three weeks later, so you can still build on and change the joke.

• 26:07Speaker 05

  If I build it fast enough, by the time it comes out, I still gotta stop doing it for a minute, but then by the time I keep running this, it, it'll, it'll turn into something else. Everything I do in my hour now is, has been on Kill Tony.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Right.

• 26:19Speaker 05

  But some people come see me and be like, I don't think he did a joke on Kill Tony.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  That's the other thing that people don't realize is like, you could start with an idea for a joke and then a year later, it's a completely different joke.

• 26:28Speaker 05

  So, so.

• 26:29Speaker 06

  Or a 10-minute bit.

• 26:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:30Speaker 06

  I even saw something you did on Kill Tony that was like a one-minute thing, then now I saw the other night, it was like six minutes.

• 26:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. So you don't wanna abandon a great premise just because it was out there, but you still are like, ah, those people probably just saw that show and they know what it's.

• 26:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's it. It's a weird, it's, but I, I like it though, bro, cause I always, I always told people all the time, man, I'd rather you throw me in the water and let me learn how to swim.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 05

  Than just tell me how to swim anyway. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'd rather just get thrown into those. And nigga, at four years in, so I come up with a new minute every week, that shit is.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  It's crazy, y'all.

• 27:00Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying? It's tough, but I, I fuck with it. Like, I like the, I like the, like I was saying earlier, I, man, I was saying earlier, shit, earlier day, bruh. Bruh, uh, now, this coffee got me wired, nigga.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  I'm on coffee for the first time. Like, this shit got me, I'm more retarded. Hey, I'm out of there, I'm jolly with the crowd. I'm tired, yeah, I'm tired of thinking like, but I'm, I'm wild, but.

• 27:29Speaker 05

  I'm on, I'm on one. But it's a situation where, where it's like, uh, pressure make diamonds.

• 27:35Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 27:36Speaker 05

  And pressure bust pipes.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  I, dude, one of the best things about the internet is I think it forced comedians to write new jokes.

• 27:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Like, you're, you're coming into the game a little bit later, I think, like,

• 27:48Speaker 02

  there was a time where, like, I knew, and you probably know, guys, that, like, have been doing the same hour for 20 years. And now that just can't exist anymore. There are certain guys that do it, and then they just kind of fall off. So you do need to generate more material, because the way that we get on now is we put our material out. Yeah, but, um, but you also need time to develop it, and that's just the tricky thing. Like, I remember early in my career, when I was putting out, I was putting out a joke a week, and I did it for a year. And that shit was hard, and I had a bunch of time from the last hour I did that I could put out. So I always think about that with you guys. It's like, the best opportunity in stand-up is being regular on Kill Tony, and it will force you to learn how to write jokes in a way that most comedians will never understand.

• 28:28Speaker 05

  Quit fast and hurt.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  You gotta get on it.

• 28:31Speaker 05

  A lot of my shit be ass, though.

• 28:36Speaker 05

  A lot of my shit.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  But does the audience get that? Like, that's the other thing, like, I hope the audience starts to understand, like, this is a new minute every week. You can't get, they don't give you that expectation.

• 28:44Speaker 05

  Now, some people do, like, cause the people that don't read the comedy, they're talking about me, now I'm reading, bitch.

• 28:51Speaker 05

  Man, the situation where it's like, some people be like, no, you don't understand. It's like, it's a new minute, and it's tough, but you also got dickheads that understand comedy, so they think it's a very easy thing.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:00Speaker 05

  One, and two, situation where it's just like, people don't get the fact that, damn, what I was trying, I was gonna say something really smart and worded, then the coffee was like, no, you're not. Why you think of that?

• 29:14Speaker 02

  They don't understand this, this idea that it takes time to work on a joke to make it good.

• 29:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Cause that's the thing, it's like every time.

• 29:22Speaker 05

  Oh, this is my fault. The, the situation too is like, so I'm coming up with new jokes every week and most of them like, I thought of when I was taking a shit.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:30Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying? Where it's like, I just might, hopefully this is funny cause I really have too much to come up with. And then you got people that are like killers that'll get pulled.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:38Speaker 05

  And they doing like their clothes.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Exactly, yeah.

• 29:40Speaker 05

  And that's put up against my taking a shit joke.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:43Speaker 05

  You feel what I'm saying?

• 29:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:44Speaker 05

  Which is also like, well, this is the camera shit. When the guy had to, everything else I had is gone, bro.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  You feel what I'm saying?

• 29:49Speaker 05

  So one of them situations too.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  Some uncle advice though, on the comments, it's like, you ever look at the views versus the number of comments?

• 29:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  It's point one percent of the people and they're the most insane people a lot of times making the, oh, this joke sucks. Like that guy, that ain't about you.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  But it, it only hurts when you kind of think your joke sucks.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  Like when you think your joke is a shit and somebody's like, yeah, this motherfucker don't get comedy. But when you kind of think it sucks and you look into the comments for them to say it's funny. And then you're like, this shit sucks.

• 30:16Speaker 05

  Like, man, he's right. He's on it. He on to me. Oh shit, the nigga knows something about me. Oh, you got me, you got me. I was wrong.

• 30:26Speaker 05

  This ain't funny. I can get it, dude. You feel what I'm saying?

• 30:29Speaker 03

  Now, how do you safeguard against that changing your, cause you're four years in, so like as you develop your voice, do you have to safeguard against, well, I'm writing one minute at a time and that could change the kind of comic I am down the road?

• 30:41Speaker 05

  Nah, I like, I, I, I think I enjoy telling stories. That's kind of what I'm just.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  So you just take a story, it's crushing down to a minute and then.

• 30:50Speaker 05

  And then by the time you see it for real, it's like a whole different.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:53Speaker 05

  It's a whole different thing, you feel what I'm saying?

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:55Speaker 05

  Which is like, which that's, that's what I joke. I like, I like stories. I like telling stories. I'm not like a, I'm not really a one minute guy.

• 31:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  I like, I like trying to build. I'm learning too, bro, cause like my one thing I really like right now that I'm doing is just trying to build a world around something that I'm talking about. Like trying to give you like a picture of what I'm, what I'm trying to paint for you to see. So that's, that, and that, that's what I'm learning how to do like right now.

• 31:17Speaker 06

  In the, in the hour, do you talk about your basketball coach?

• 31:20Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, not yet, but I'm trying to figure out how to.

• 31:24Speaker 06

  You should.

• 31:25Speaker 05

  To do it.

• 31:25Speaker 06

  Man, what happened? Who was your basketball coach?

• 31:27Speaker 05

  My basketball coach is gonna crack.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  My basketball coach was, I had one on, I had one on crack and I had one coach that just hated me.

• 31:33Speaker 03

  All the people guiding your life have been like extreme addicts and it's really worked out.

• 31:37Speaker 05

  The best and the funniest shit is, I'll never forget, his name was-

• 31:40Speaker 02

  All my basketball coach had is a chair, a basketball.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  Know who?

• 31:47Speaker 03

  Just a basketball.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  That's it. And it was flat, deflated. No air in that bitch neither, nigga.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  So what happened?

• 31:53Speaker 05

  Nah, so I had a, I had a coach named Wally West, and he was on crack. He was the only coach that ever believed in me. Only coach that was like- Only coach that real deal was like, Cam, he told me, I swear to God, he said, Cam, if, if I had you all four years, you would've been All-American. I swear to God, you would've been-

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Oh, you might not be that good at ball.

• 32:12Mark Gagnon?

  That's the only guy who believed in me, I'm telling you. I don't know how-

• 32:15Speaker 05

  He played in the league, dawg.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Which league?

• 32:18Speaker 05

  NBA. He was on, he was on the practice screen, but he was there. He made, he made it. He was like, he was like, he was like 6'11 tall as shit, but a crackhead, like on crack. He was like, man, I'm telling you, that's all for you to be a fucker All-American, I promise you that. And he walked away. And another coach came up to me, was like, I just want you to know, Cam-

• 32:34Speaker 03

  Did he say that to six, seven people as well?

• 32:38Speaker 05

  Nah, but he was like, he actually smoked crap. Like, this is, this is a real crackhead.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. At school would employ him and-

• 32:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, nigga, he was, it's basketball coach and the volleyball coach.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  What did he know about volleyball?

• 32:50Speaker 05

  Nothing. Nothing. He knew shit about volleyball, but they gave him the job. And my other coach, he, my, the head coach just hated me. He just wasn't, he just didn't fuck with me.

• 32:59Speaker 03

  Why?

• 33:00Speaker 05

  Well, I did a couple of, I was, well, at one point, we was like, I was on, I was on JV, right? And I was a, I was, I was off on JV. I was like the guy on JV. I was also 18, but that's not the point.

• 33:19Speaker 03

  I could've made the team at 18.

• 33:21Speaker 05

  No, you couldn't have.

• 33:22Speaker 03

  JV, 18?

• 33:23Speaker 05

  I was amazing.

• 33:26Speaker 03

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 33:29Speaker 05

  I was, I was amazing. I was throwing like 20 points a game, and I was dead near-

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Son, you're scoring on freshmen in high school, you could serve in the military. You see what I'm saying? Like, that's not good. That's not impressive.

• 33:42Speaker 05

  I was amazing.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  Yo, I can't, I can't make it to the coach I got drafted.

• 33:48Speaker 02

  To the league?

• 33:48Speaker 05

  Gotta go to Afghanistan, guys. Sorry, coach, I apologize, nigga. I was amazing, dawg. I was fucking great.

• 33:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:54Speaker 05

  But I was, it was a situation where... Nah, Schultz, you got him. You got him. No, he doesn't. Nah, Schultz, you bust ya.

• 33:59Speaker 02

  I promise you, you don't. I know, by the way he walked, I was cooking up.

• 34:02Speaker 05

  I promise you, I, I, I promise you, you don't.

• 34:04Speaker 02

  Nah, you didn't.

• 34:05Speaker 05

  I'm on your head, dawg. I'm like, really, okay.

• 34:07Speaker 02

  You might be like scrappy on D or something like that.

• 34:09Speaker 05

  The problem is, I'm like a...

• 34:10Speaker 02

  A crossover, you gonna be over there.

• 34:11Speaker 05

  I'm a practice all-star, dawg.

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. No, we're not practicing though.

• 34:14Speaker 05

  No, no, one-on-one, it was damn near practice.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  I never lost a one-on-one game.

• 34:17Speaker 05

  You never, in your life?

• 34:18Speaker 02

  Never lost a one-on-one game.

• 34:19Speaker 05

  So...

• 34:20Speaker 02

  I'm beating NBA players one-on-one.

• 34:21Speaker 05

  I'm just getting money.

• 34:22Speaker 02

  I'm beating NBA players one-on-one.

• 34:24Speaker 05

  I got a, I got a badge, you don't beat me.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  I'm beating, I beat the number-two draft pick.

• 34:27Speaker 05

  I got a badge, you don't beat me.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  The best college player in the...

• 34:29Speaker 05

  I got a badge, you don't beat me.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  A, a badge?

• 34:31Speaker 05

  I got one thousand dollars, you don't beat me in basketball.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  He, he knows what a band is, dude.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  He said a band.

• 34:39Speaker 05

  I'm like, I'm like, yo, like...

• 34:40Speaker 02

  That's just like Nirvana? He's like Coldplay?

• 34:44Speaker 05

  Hey, hold up.

• 34:47Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna fuck it, man. He said it like a band. I'm like, eh, nigga, I know, yeah, yeah.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  He said it like he was some... Yeah, I'm married. One thousand dollars. One thousand dollars.

• 34:59Speaker 05

  Can you say it?

• 35:00Speaker 02

  Okay, one thousand, one thousand dollars. One thousand dollars, I don't beat you in basketball?

• 35:05Speaker 05

  I, I bet money.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  Your hand's too small, bro. You can't even find my basketball. There's no way.

• 35:10Speaker 05

  Hey, look at me.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  Deadass.

• 35:12Speaker 05

  I swear to God.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  One thousand, we're playing.

• 35:14Speaker 05

  I swear to God.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  We're playing. Y'all playing tonight? Next time I'm in Austin, we play.

• 35:16Speaker 05

  Let's play.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:17Speaker 05

  I swear to God.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  I believe you, swear to God. You saying it a lot of times, this makes me think you didn't think I was gonna shake your hand.

• 35:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 35:23Speaker 05

  He shaking right there.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  He shaking.

• 35:25Speaker 05

  You fuck, man.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  I really gotta piss in this coffee, though, man.

• 35:29Speaker 05

  Two things going on right now.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  You don't believe me, man. He said the call's account, clear the bank.

• 35:34Speaker 05

  Hey, move the money!

• 35:37Speaker 02

  Move one thousand dollars. Move the savings to Jolly's account.

• 35:42Speaker 05

  Move all the cash.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  Don't let him touch it!

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Don't let him...

• 35:49Speaker 05

  Final furniture. Nothing. I need that thousand though.

• 35:54Speaker 05

  No, we got it. We're gonna play.

• 35:55Mark Gagnon?

  You gotta even grab it real quick?

• 35:56Speaker 05

  Derek's gonna be the referee. Go, go peek.

• 36:01Speaker 05

  You're fucked, man.

• 36:04Speaker 05

  Oh, wait a minute. What's this? What's this? What's y'all find? Oh, we got some highlights? This is me? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Y'all have this is me? Oh, hell yeah. This is good, man. You're a lefty? No. I don't care about anything I do. Just know your shoe.

• 36:20Speaker 05

  Just know your fuck. That's all my highlights are, by the way. That was it. He pulled me out of the game after that. He pulled me out of the game immediately after that. Hold on, go back to this. I got pulled out of the game immediately after that. Let me see how excited you are after hitting it.

• 36:33Speaker 05

  Oh, no, you're cooked. You think so? Yeah.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  You putting your hands up like Mark shooting?

• 36:37Speaker 05

  Give me the ball. But you gotta understand something though. The real shit, oh, actually, I have a, let me tell you all this shit. Like, this is, this is, this is perfect. So that team we playing, right? That's, uh, that's one of them. That was their first year of being like a school. What number are you? I'm number, uh, four. Okay. Uh, I'm not in the game no more. I told you. I made that shot. I got pulled out of immediately. Wait, why? Huh? Because my coach fucking hated me, man. He, he fucking hated me. So, this real shit, that school we playing, that's, that's one of them. It's their first year of being like a school and shit. Yeah. And then, um, but they're like, they're good. Like, that whole team was, was, was pretty nice. And we played them at their first home game ever. Against a school. And just imagine like a movie basketball game. Yeah. Like, everybody's there. Like, it's sold out. Like, all that shit is full. Yeah, yeah.

• 37:22Speaker 05

  Because every, every school in Orlando was built the exact same. Like, every gym. Yeah. So like, that, this, this, this, this gym, that Genzo was. Tanker? Who? Who's he? He, uh, Genzo, he was fire, dawg. Yeah. He was fire. That's my game more, like.

• 37:38Speaker 05

  Look at it, look at it. That's all I got, man.

• 37:41Speaker 05

  That little hitch in your jumper? I really like that. That's not good, that little hitch. Give me out.

• 37:46Speaker 05

  That's not it.

• 37:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, they said, "Hear me out."

• 37:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:49Speaker 03

  That's not promising.

• 37:51Speaker 05

  Your shoulders are all, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I don't care what you say, you're fucked. I understand that. And listen, remember how confident I am about this? He's fucked. I don't even know if you're really a lefty. That's how ugly that shot is.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  Have you tried to shoot with your right hand? Have you tried to shoot with your right hand?

• 38:04Speaker 05

  Shoot both hands, nigga. So much.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  It's the first home game, the entire school is showing up, every bleachers.

• 38:16Speaker 05

  Everybody there, it's insane, right? And they're supposed to be blowing us out by like a hundred. They're a way better team, they're supposed to be beating the shit out of us. And I, the funny thing about this game is, I knew I wasn't gonna play. Okay. I know for a fact, I'm not getting in the game. I'm at warm up line, just enjoying that I'm sold out gym. I'm just happy to be there, dawg, I'm just excited to be in the gym. And so the game's going on, it's close. And I'm very happy, cause I'm getting to watch this close game. Close as shit, I'm like, hell yeah, dawg, I got the best seats in the house. I'm having a great, it's just amazing, dawg. Like, we're really competing with them, I'm excited for the team, I'm just excited, right? My shoes, not tired. Like, I'm like, I don't even know if my jersey under my shirt, under my warm up anymore.

• 39:01Speaker 05

  I'm like, I'm just happy to be there, right? And my coach called a timeout, we're down by one point. Down by one point, it's four seconds left on the clock. Four seconds, I haven't played the whole game, coach called a timeout, they inbounded the ball. He said, "Hey Cam, get in." And I say, "Huh?" He said, "Come here, we're putting you in the game." He called, he said, "Listen, hear me out." In front of the whole team, he go, "Listen, hear me out. When they inbound the ball, I want you to steal it, score, we win the game." Swear to God. Hey, I swear to God, I haven't played the whole game. He looking me dead in my face, go, "Listen, I want you to steal the ball, score, win the game. If you don't steal the ball, foul immediately." I said, "Okay, I got you," right?

• 39:41Speaker 05

  I'm thinking, my brain goes, this is my Disney, like, this is my Disney moment. Like, I'm gonna score, I'm gonna get a scholarship for this shit. My life is full of change, right? We beat the team one point, it's gonna be amazing, right? I go to get the steal, I don't get the steal, obviously. I go to foul, the four seconds left, no time on the clock, time runs out. Nigga throw the ball in the air, they stormed the court. I'm sitting there, I'm mad, cause I like, I think I fucked up everybody. My coach looked me dead in my face, and he go, "You the fucking reason we lost, you a bitch." And then that was it. That was it.

• 40:16Mark Gagnon?

  That was the crackhead coach that believed in you?

• 40:18Speaker 05

  No, no, no, that was the head coach. You the reason we lost the game, you a bitch. Crackhead came up to you, he was like, "You fucking won the game." Cam, you the hero, Cam, you did it! You did it! I missed it, buddy, you did it! You fucking did it, dawg!

• 40:33Speaker 06

  Look at all these fans, they're all crazy.

• 40:35Speaker 05

  They so excited. For this. Nigga, you did it, man.

• 40:39Speaker 02

  They had the wrong jersey and they're celebrating. That's amazing.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  Crazy, man. They look at my face like, yeah, nigga.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  Who are these coaches? Like, how do these people? You hear these stories of coaches being like brutal to little-

• 40:48Speaker 06

  Man, he was-

• 40:49Speaker 02

  At the end, it's high school kids.

• 40:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, I know.

• 40:51Speaker 02

  How do, how did that happen?

• 40:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, how do you get there?

• 40:53Speaker 02

  How do you get in a position where you could just curse at high school kids?

• 40:55Speaker 06

  He was an adult at the time.

• 40:57Speaker 05

  You took it to- Yeah, that was, that was- That was, that was, I ain't coaching that late working on my Texas.

• 41:05Speaker 05

  You bumping him in the H10 block and shit.

• 41:08Speaker 05

  But I was, that shit, man, he, that nigga hated me that whole year though, dawg. Like, I had a homeboy.

• 41:12Speaker 03

  Why?

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Were you 18 at the time? Were you, were you like-

• 41:14Speaker 05

  I was, oh, I was 18 turning 19. I failed to grade.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  Where you from?

• 41:19Speaker 03

  This is JV.

• 41:20Speaker 05

  Nah, I'm on varsity at this point. That was varsity, that was varsity.

• 41:23Speaker 02

  Dude, imagine being 20 on varsity, dude.

• 41:25Speaker 05

  But that'd be crazy.

• 41:26Speaker 02

  You'd date the other team's moms and shit.

• 41:29Speaker 05

  And everybody that scored on that team, like the Janso and them niggas, they all was like- Them niggas was sophomores. So I was a senior.

• 41:34Speaker 02

  That kid number 10 was a sophomore?

• 41:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:36Speaker 03

  He was a super senior, to be fair.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Did he go play ball in college or anywhere?

• 41:38Speaker 05

  He, uh, I think he went like, "Do go for a minute." I don't know what he, I don't know what he up to now. But a lot of them people on that, a lot of that team, they, um, they, uh, they were really, they were really good.

• 41:48Speaker 02

  Yo, it, this is, this is like the dumbest question, but it's gonna go somewhere. Do people in Orlando go to Disney World? Is that like, or is Disney World like us going to the Empire State Building in New York?

• 41:59Speaker 05

  No, what the fuck?

• 42:00Speaker 02

  So you never go visit it like-

• 42:02Speaker 05

  Well, were you a kid?

• 42:03Speaker 02

  So it is fun as a kid to do it. It's not looked at-

• 42:05Speaker 05

  Are you doing that shit like when you older? I think that's just gay.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  Okay, there is, there's- Okay, so Mark has his point. Okay, okay, okay. This is actually good that you're here for this.

• 42:12Speaker 06

  No, no, no, you're on the right side.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Disney adults, Disney adults. Miles believes that Disney adults are like, uh, mature, intellectual people. And was that the argument you were making, Miles?

• 42:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, you got it.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  Let me not put words in your mouth.

• 42:24Speaker 06

  No, you got it, you got it.

• 42:25Speaker 02

  No, let me not, you tell me, you tell me.

• 42:27Speaker 06

  I just think Disney is a nice place and I think that adults go to enjoy it for different reasons than just childish shit.

• 42:34Speaker 05

  Because they're pedophiles.

• 42:35Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 42:37Speaker 05

  Exactly. Because they're pedophiles. They wanna-

• 42:41Speaker 03

  That's the thing. Say to you so they can look at happy children.

• 42:44Speaker 05

  They wanna get drunk and go that fucking kid.

• 42:48Speaker 05

  You drink around the world? Yeah. That's a little wild. You can drink around the world.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, you drink around the world, that shit is actually kinda fire.

• 42:55Speaker 05

  I ain't gonna hold you up. Wait, hold on, no, hold on, no, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on, collect them miles. No, no. That shit's shit, what the fuck going on, man?

• 43:08Speaker 05

  Still pedophilia bullshit, but like you can drink around the world.

• 43:11Speaker 03

  Okay, so you can still, you can go to Epcot, is that the one?

• 43:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Epcot is okay.

• 43:15Speaker 05

  You can drink around the world, yeah, that's cool.

• 43:16Speaker 02

  And Epcot doesn't have rides, there's no rides there, so there's no kids.

• 43:19Speaker 05

  You get fucked up.

• 43:19Speaker 03

  Right, right. So you're not into being, you're not into being around children sober?

• 43:22Speaker 05

  I don't wanna be around kids at all. Yeah, nigga, stop trying, stop trying this. I'm tired of your bullshit. I ain't gonna hold you up.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  Cam is media trained, bro.

• 43:34Speaker 05

  Stop trying me, nigga, I, I, I've learned it, I've, I've learned the media trained shit, dawg, I, I can't say retarded as much, you feel what I'm saying?

• 43:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, they call people gay, ask my car. We got respectfully, you gotta say respectfully if you gonna call them gay, you know what I'm saying? And you go, you, nigga.

• 43:50Speaker 05

  We got, we got real shit, bro. We was in, we was in Epcot Austin, you told me some real nice words, man, I, I went home, I called my dog.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  I think you're great, I think you're fantastic.

• 43:58Speaker 05

  My dog, I called him, I was like, but that nigga told me, he was like, he was just really a fuck with me, dog, I met him the world, didn't he?

• 44:02Speaker 02

  Can I tell you something about him?

• 44:03Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 44:04Speaker 02

  He smokes crack.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Aga has a severe crack addiction.

• 44:15Speaker 05

  Hey, you hold it up real well, nigga.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  Aga's just a big fan of yours.

• 44:19Speaker 05

  No, I'm, I'm.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  I mean that sincerely, you said it off camera.

• 44:21Speaker 05

  I know that, but it's funny, it's funny to be like.

• 44:23Speaker 02

  No, he's gonna try to make you look like a complete fucking asshole.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, man, he, he a piece of shit for that.

• 44:27Speaker 03

  We're just being funny, we're just having fun.

• 44:29Speaker 05

  I love you for that, but you a fucking piece of shit for that. You're a bad guy, you're going to hell, I want you to know that.

• 44:35Speaker 03

  I think you're super talented. I think you're super talented, I think you're super funny, I think you're super funny to white people.

• 44:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, you right, hey, listen, that's, that my shit, though.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  No, I think you're fucking smart, man.

• 44:50Speaker 05

  No, I really don't.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  No, I'm a big fan.

• 44:52Speaker 05

  No, I love every, I don't know why we acting like, I love you, nigga, real shit.

• 44:55Speaker 03

  Love you, buddy.

• 44:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:56Speaker 02

  But just watch him.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  You think you beat him in a game one on one? Not at forty-one, but at twenty-five, I think I'd beat him.

• 45:02Speaker 05

  No, I'm telling, nobody in this room would beat me, bro. Like, that shit on your sofa, first of all, finding that, thank you for that, I'm.

• 45:09Speaker 03

  I'm open.

• 45:14Speaker 05

  Hey, read the caption though, nigga. You gotta read the caption. What does it say? Yeah, nigga. What is? Dot, dot, dot. You know what the fuck going on.

• 45:23Speaker 02

  The two hands up looking for a pass. That's what the fuck going on.

• 45:26Speaker 05

  Find out my old IG and diabolical work though. Read the caption, read the caption. Read it though.

• 45:31Speaker 02

  I love that picture. Go back to the picture real quick. That's me in my backyard.

• 45:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's hungry right there.

• 45:40Speaker 05

  Come on, I was 18 then.

• 45:41Speaker 02

  JV just staring at some 13 year old.

• 45:44Speaker 05

  I'ma kill you, motherfucker.

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Oh, this is fire right here.

• 45:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, that shit, had that shit on, nigga, my momma dressed me.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  No way.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  What, you probably gonna sell bean pies?

• 46:02Speaker 05

  You see that, you see that chain I got on? That's a community chain.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  What do you mean? What does that mean?

• 46:06Speaker 05

  Me and my dog sharing that chain for him.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  That is fire.

• 46:12Speaker 05

  That's my day to wear.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  That's fire.

• 46:16Speaker 05

  That's my day to wear, dog. Hell, yeah.

• 46:19Speaker 02

  You got the flick off?

• 46:20Speaker 05

  Come on, man. I'ma take a piss with the chain, I will dunk. By the way, I can dunk, by the way.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Really?

• 46:26Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  That's impressive. How tall are you?

• 46:28Speaker 05

  Five, five seven?

• 46:30Speaker 02

  Really? There's no way. You could dunk?

• 46:33Speaker 05

  Yes, I'm an athlete.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  If you could dunk, then there's a chance that you could be. I'm gonna fluck you up. No, no, no, no, that's not gonna happen. Okay. But I don't believe that you can actually dunk on a 10 foot ramp.

• 46:43Speaker 05

  That looks like it's 10 feet. I can't, I can't do it now. But I could, yes.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  Would you believe me if I told you that I used to be able to dunk?

• 46:49Speaker 05

  Hey, look at me, my face.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  Would you believe me?

• 46:51Speaker 05

  No.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  What if I told you dunk in games, 5 on 5?

• 46:55Speaker 05

  You was like, back scratches?

• 46:57Speaker 02

  Not back scratches, but like, I'll throw it down, yeah.

• 47:00Speaker 03

  I saw him dunk on a kid that was about 5'3".

• 47:03Speaker 02

  I did dunks on a 5'3" kid.

• 47:04Speaker 05

  Dunking on midges now?

• 47:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:06Speaker 03

  It was game point, to be fair.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  It was, that's how he ended the game.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  Oh, we don't want to watch this. We've taken down. This is just a number two draft pick and I took him down, but no biggie. This is the last person. This is the last person that tried to challenge me in basketball.

• 47:19Speaker 05

  Who got you play though?

• 47:21Speaker 02

  That's Jay Williams. Do you know who that is?

• 47:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, I understand what you're saying. And that guy's, that guy's probably amazing. I'm, I'm, but look, look at you.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  I'm sweaty.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  Dude, he's actually so young that that name doesn't mean anything to him. Isn't that crazy?

• 47:32Speaker 02

  Go back, go back. Yeah, watch this. Go back to, yeah, go to the end. Go to the end right there where you see that hump. Yeah, right? There. Look at him. He tries to play me. I don't play around when people try to play me. That's the thing you need to know about me. If you try to disrespect me, you know, bad things happen to you. So Jay got a little cocky. He thought he could disrespect me and uh.

• 47:49Speaker 05

  Your defense is terrible.

• 47:51Speaker 02

  Well, you ever play, you ever play defense with your head? He tried to throw a ball at my head. I let him shoot that weak ass jumper. I know he don't got the legs for it. It's a long game. It's tied up. I pull up. Brick, but whatever.

• 48:04Speaker 05

  Hey, hey, wait. But you were a bad brick.

• 48:07Speaker 02

  You didn't have to rebound. You didn't have to rebound, but what I told him is I'm gonna hit him with the head, Z, and I'm gonna hit him with the hand and see you later. You're out of here. What, what, what? Oh, we gotta go to the premonition and then pull up. And let me just make it dramatic and you lost.

• 48:20Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 48:21Speaker 02

  So this is what's gonna happen to you, but you didn't play in the, you didn't play in the NBA. So this is what's gonna happen to you.

• 48:25Speaker 03

  Can I give you full context? It was a game to seven and Jay Williams gave him six.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Listen, that's, you want to give me six?

• 48:30Speaker 05

  I will.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  Put, put a band on it.

• 48:35Speaker 05

  Hey, look, I'm a coward, nigga.

• 48:39Speaker 05

  I'm gonna be at myself.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  Give me six.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  That'd be crazy. Nah, I'm not doing it. That's how you get everybody.

• 48:44Speaker 02

  The last dude that did it, got it, man.

• 48:46Speaker 05

  Why would I do that? That sounded very good too. Last dude that got it, did it. Last dude that did it, got it.

• 48:51Speaker 02

  That does happen. That does happen.

• 48:52Speaker 05

  Last dude that did it, got it.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  The last dude that asked for it, got it.

• 48:55Speaker 06

  Did you ever explain why your coach didn't like you?

• 48:58Speaker 05

  He just.

• 48:59Speaker 06

  You said you did, you said you did something.

• 49:01Speaker 05

  It was not really, it was. I was a lot of situations where I was just like, not the best guy. You know what I'm saying?

• 49:08Speaker 03

  Like you were smart ma- smart mouth or what?

• 49:11Speaker 05

  Not even, not even like a smart mouth, but just like. I thought he was, I lowkey thought he was a bitch respectfully. Respectfully.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  How do you do that? How do you respectfully?

• 49:21Speaker 05

  But you can't really lie, you can't really cuss him out and shit. I just wasn't like, it was a lot of situations where, well, he did one, one time we were, um, this is real shit, I had a homeboy, he, he was like a star player, right? We was the same, we was, we were both seniors, but he was a young senior, he was like, 18.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  It's like a young senior.

• 49:48Speaker 05

  Young senior, working 40 hours a week.

• 49:52Speaker 05

  He's a young senior, man, he's crazy, three kids.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  Young guy, young guy graduated, young guy graduated.

• 50:00Speaker 05

  He's senior, like, graduated on time. What's a hoard of young seniors? He was like, he was like, uh, he was like just turned 17.

• 50:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:08Speaker 05

  And I'm saying, like, I'm saying, and he was dating a girl who was like an old freshman.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Man, Cam, Cam, just be careful, Cam, there's too many Epstein files out right now.

• 50:19Speaker 05

  Well, that's not, not me, that nigga.

• 50:21Speaker 03

  17 and 15.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  But calling her an old freshman is funny. What's an old freshman? 13 and three quarters?

• 50:28Speaker 05

  No, you 14, you a freshman, she was like a little dumber, so she was like 15, one of 16.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  Okay, okay. So it was like a 17 and a, and a 16?

• 50:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's right, right though, right?

• 50:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's probably, probably a little younger, but for the story, we'll do 17 and 16, which is totally fine.

• 50:41Speaker 05

  No, first of all, it's not me. You're making it seem like I'm saying, it's not, it's that nigga.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  You're right, you're right. Why am I so protective of you?

• 50:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I appreciate that. But like, so. Cause I need my money. You need my thousand. You not gonna win.

• 50:53Speaker 03

  Okay, we see.

• 50:54Speaker 05

  But so, he, uh, he was dating, I, I was calling him a pedophile all day.

• 50:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:00Speaker 05

  As one would. As one would. I was calling him a pedophile the whole day.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  You're on the right side.

• 51:04Speaker 05

  You a pedophile, you a pedophile.

• 51:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:05Speaker 05

  You're a pedophile, the whole day.

• 51:07Speaker 02

  The whole day.

• 51:07Speaker 05

  We get to study hall, I tell him, I say, hey man, did you know you were a pedophile? In front of my coach, right? Our coach hears me calling him a pedophile, he said, why you, why you calling him a pedophile? I said, he dating a freshman, he a senior, it's kinda crazy, right? My coach goes, yeah, nigga, he a pedophile, right? Coach is this? The, uh, not a crackhead. Not a crackhead.

• 51:23Speaker 06

  The coach that called you the bad word.

• 51:24Speaker 05

  We had a point of game, one of them in the game. So, he said, "Yeah nigga, you a pedophile." That's what he said, right? So, we get to the game at the end of that day. He is our leading scorer. It's halftime, we getting beat by 10, we should be blown out by like 40. He's not, he not producing anything, he not doing good at all. And, we get to, we get to, uh, he scored like 2 points the whole game.

• 51:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:44Speaker 05

  My coach go, "I know why we lose, I know exactly why we losing the game." It's because Cam McCallum's a pedophile all day. He's a bad teammate.

• 51:53Speaker 03

  This coach sucks. Crazy.

• 51:57Speaker 05

  He's a bad teammate. He's a pedophile, it's yo, it's his fault. I'm saying something, hadn't played the whole game. Haven't been in the whole game.

• 52:05Speaker 06

  Right.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  Not at all. It'd be shit like that, why'd you like, he just don't.

• 52:09Speaker 06

  So he would just blame everything on you?

• 52:10Speaker 03

  He really didn't like you.

• 52:12Speaker 05

  Yeah. But then I got in that game, and then, after the halftime, I got in the, he got mad, we were losing so bad. He quit coaching, he sat in the bleachers, he was winning, sat in the bleachers.

• 52:22Speaker 05

  What a guy. This guy's awesome. This guy is amazing. He actually got a cool coach, I ain't mad. He said, "You know what, y'all wanna coach ourselves, coach ourselves, then fuck it." Went to the bleachers, the assistant coach was like, "Fuck it, Cam, get in the game." So I got in the game. And, I was so nervous, that I, we were working on skip passes a lot. And so I tried to throw a skip pass, the dude jumped it, and you know like the, the baskets? That like aren't in play?

• 52:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, they was like folded out to the side.

• 52:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, but they were down.

• 52:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, okay.

• 52:46Speaker 05

  This day for some reason. And so I just launched that bitch to the other basket. That wasn't in play.

• 52:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 52:53Speaker 05

  And I got pulled, oh no. That'd be cool. No. And I got pulled out immediately.

• 52:59Speaker 06

  You just chucked it off some shrapnel?

• 53:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was bad, dawg. And you can find that, you be, you, I posted that somewhere, it's like on TikTok or something, I posted that. It's bad, dawg. It's like.

• 53:10Speaker 06

  Clearly you're blaming it on the skip pass technique.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Well, no.

• 53:14Speaker 06

  It was the coach's fundamentals.

• 53:15Speaker 05

  It was his fault. He taught you skip passes. Yeah, I blame, I blame Coach Sars, for all my mistakes in life. That's his name, Coach Sars, he's a real bitch. One time, I told, I told me my homeboy, he a Christian rapper now, I told him, we say, uh, what's his name? Uh, Caleb, Caleb Gordon. Let's, let's look up.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  Caleb Gordon.

• 53:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  Okay, go on.

• 53:30Speaker 05

  He's amazing, dawg. And so, we were both on the, we were both on the team and shit. We, we came into practice, we both didn't play. Both didn't play at all. It was like, yeah, coach, you know, I think we gonna be something in life though, that's what I said. I said, I think we gonna be something in life though, bruh. So I think what you should do is, you should get pictures of us. You should put it in the gym, let people know that we went to the school.

• 53:50Speaker 02

  Oh, I love these stories. I love these stories.

• 53:52Speaker 05

  And my coach looked me there, he looked at them in my face, I swear to God, looked at them in my face, he went, you know what? That's a great idea. I'm gonna get two pictures of y'all, I'm gonna print them out, I'm gonna take them to the gun range. And I'm gonna shoot them until I run out of bullets.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  Wow, that's crazy, actually.

• 54:06Speaker 05

  And then get more bullets. Yeah.

• 54:08Speaker 03

  That's crazy. You didn't see that coming.

• 54:11Speaker 05

  What did you think he was gonna say?

• 54:13Speaker 02

  Well, I thought you now are in the school because you're so successful, Caleb's so successful.

• 54:17Speaker 05

  He's doing great, and no, we're not. He go back all the time because, you know, he's a Christian rapper and they really fuck with that. They, my time.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  Yo, your coach sucks, dude.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, yeah.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  What a bad guy.

• 54:29Speaker 05

  But one thing he did say, one thing he did say that was, uh, that I, that I think about a lot, two things he taught me.

• 54:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  One, one thing he taught me, I always make my bed because of this guy.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  You always make your bed because of him?

• 54:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, cuz he always would say, if you, uh, if you start your day making your bed, you always start with a win. That's something he would always, I like that. So I, I do that because of him. And he would always, he would always be like, you know, I'm always right. I'm never wrong, I'm always right. He said, you a fucking terrible basketball player, but you funny as hell, man. They say shit about comedy, they say you funny, you should do something about being funny.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  He said that?

• 55:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:06Speaker 02

  That's pretty cool.

• 55:07Speaker 05

  Real shit.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  So maybe he was trying to force you out of basketball.

• 55:11Speaker 05

  I mean, that shit wasn't going.

• 55:12Speaker 02

  So you could focus on your true gift and passion, which is comedy.

• 55:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I didn't know that. Like, you trying to kill my dreams, you dirty bitch.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  Well, he was.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  My dream is to play basketball, dawg.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  But he's always right. And he said, you're a terrible basketball player.

• 55:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:27Speaker 02

  So you're a terrible basketball player.

• 55:29Speaker 05

  Better than him.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Do not be surprised. Do not be surprised.

• 55:34Speaker 05

  He got that sneaky way boy is, I'm telling you.

• 55:36Speaker 02

  When I bring your ex-coach to coach me.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  That might happen, he might be there on the sidelines.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  If you do that, that might be the, I'mma lose. I'm not gonna win. That's some psychological warfare.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  I bring your pedophile friend and he'll have like a school of children with him. And say, you spoke this into existence. This is all, I didn't even want this life until you told me.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  You did this.

• 55:58Speaker 02

  It's possible. I'm gonna play fucked up psychological warfare games.

• 56:01Speaker 05

  I'm excited because you're not gonna win.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  We'll see. I mean, we're gonna see. Next time I'm in Austin. All right, 80.

• 56:07Mark Gagnon?

  How'd you get the movie, bro?

• 56:08Speaker 05

  See, I auditioned.

• 56:09Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, just straight auditioned?

• 56:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:11Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, wow. Nah, usually some people got a lot, you know?

• 56:14Speaker 02

  And I'm sure this will happen in your career, like, people would be like, hey, you'd be great for this role. Can you do it?

• 56:19Speaker 05

  Nah, that was, nah, that wasn't it all. I don't act like I'm not a.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  But you are, you have like a real star quality and like I said, I'm a fan. You can do whatever you want. And it seems like a similar career path to Chris Tucker where it's like, Chris Tucker starts stand-up. He has five great minutes or super funny, but it's like, all right, now what do you want to do? You could just kind of do that. Do you know what you want to do? Do you want to keep cracking the stand-up, be the greatest ever, et cetera? Or are you like, nah, being in movies seems way more fire. Would you have any idea?

• 56:47Speaker 05

  I like stand-up.

• 56:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 56:48Speaker 05

  I like movies, movies is nice, but I love stand-up.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  Never, never leave, uh, never leave stand-up.

• 56:53Speaker 05

  No, never that. I love, I, I, I think it's, I think it gets lost in the fact that I, that it's kind of happened fast for me.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:00Speaker 05

  That people just think I just, I just want to be like, people think I wanted to happen this fast.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  I didn't, I didn't know you even wanted to act.

• 57:09Speaker 05

  I mean, I was something that just.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  Can't kind of happen.

• 57:11Speaker 05

  Just kind of came and I was like, yes, fuck it.

• 57:12Speaker 06

  And in the movie, he does have, I don't want to blow up your whole spot. He does have a make-out scene in the movie.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  Oh, what's his name?

• 57:24Speaker 02

  I have a feeling that Cam would push back on that, uh, creative choice of his script. If they said, listen, you're gonna have to have this make out.

• 57:32Speaker 05

  I bet money I would've quit the movie. I was like, I'd be out of quit the movie. Y'all got it, dog.

• 57:37Speaker 02

  They made me gay in a, in a scene once.

• 57:39Speaker 05

  For real?

• 57:40Speaker 02

  They made me gay two weeks before they changed my character to gay.

• 57:43Speaker 05

  They made the whole character gay?

• 57:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, but like he was in the closet gay. So he's like, basically they called me, this is like 100% true story. This is when shit was going like, this is when shit was going like super, you know, what I hate this term like woke everybody, but basically the guy who I'll, I won't say his name, but he's like a big guy, big actor and producer, whatever. And, um, he calls me and I'm gonna use the words he used and he goes, hey, man, we gotta make you a

• 58:12Speaker 02

  So, and I was like, what, what, what do you mean? It's, we're filming two weeks. What are you talking about?

• 58:15Speaker 03

  He already moved out to LA.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  No, I was in Newark at the time, but I was already agreeing to move out and, uh, and, uh, I remember I was walking in Union Square Park. And then, uh, he's like, yeah, we gotta make you, I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, he goes, there's not enough diversity in the movie and we don't wanna like recast you. So we gotta make you diverse in some way. So you're gonna be swear to God, that's what he said.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  And then you?

• 58:36Speaker 02

  Anything for Hollywood. I was like, what do you want me to do? He's like, nah, you don't gotta do anything.

• 58:41Speaker 03

  This is pre YouTube, pre Kill Tony, pre like you needed the industry back then.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  Back in the day, you thought that was your career traject- trajectory. It was like, oh, if you get, I don't really, I was like, well, do I have to do any shit? He's like, no, you don't have to do anything. And then, um, you actually, nobody knows you're gay in it. That's like this, like you're closeted.

• 58:58Speaker 05

  They didn't?

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Exactly. And then, uh, and then what happened is, uh, there's a scene, this is, I bet this will end up on like one of the streamers one day, but there's a scene where like,

• 59:06Speaker 05

  I think I've already put it up.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Did we put it up?

• 59:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  We should, I mean, I should post it. It's hilarious. But there's a scene where like I basically hook up with some guy or I get fucked by some guy.

• 59:14Speaker 05

  Hey, man. Hey, man.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  In a bathroom, but you don't see it. All you see is my hands go on a wall and then it's over. And then, and then they tried to, and then they tried to do, uh, they tried to put this other scene where, uh, I, we were at some like party and it was like, they changed the script the day of and they're like, yo, by the way, instead of you just hanging at the party, like with everybody, we were thinking that like you would walk into this room and three guys would follow you. And I was like, that's not gonna happen at all. But isn't that crazy?

• 59:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, dog. I, I lived up to you, man.

• 59:51Speaker 05

  At one point in my life, I looked up to you.

• 59:55Speaker 05

  You should never, why you tell me that?

• 59:57Speaker 02

  I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you what this industry is, man.

• 1:00:00Speaker 05

  Why would you do that to me?

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  And then I started posting clips on the internet and I was like, I can't do this life.

• 1:00:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, god, they got, what the fuck? It's humiliation ritual, bro. Illuminati. I thank god, I came in after that.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  But isn't that crazy? Like, that's what's up.

• 1:00:13Speaker 05

  He agreed to the one guy, but he's like, gang bang too far.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  It's like, I, like, I can't be leading y'all into a room. Like, it just felt too egregious.

• 1:00:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, three, three niggas behind you.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  Just smiling and shit.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  I was like, nah, bro, that shit ain't happening the fuck out of here.

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  You just walking in there, that's crazy, dawg.

• 1:00:32Speaker 02

  But isn't that like, some producer and them had a talk?

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  Looking at you.

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  No, and then...

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  He called me over the phone. No, they didn't even say that. I looked at the script that day and I was like, what the fuck is this?

• 1:00:44Speaker 05

  No, but that's what I'm saying. They looked at you and said, yeah, train.

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's fucked up. That's disrespectful, man. That's crazy. That's crazy, dawg.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  Crazy, right?

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, so, train.

• 1:00:56Mark Gagnon?

  Can you pull up the clip? That shit is hilarious.

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  I doubt it's even available.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  They got it?

• 1:01:01Speaker 05

  Oh, you got my, you found my jump shot, nigga. You can find this clip. You found my jump shot, nigga. You can find, find the clip. Find that shit, please, god. Please, god.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  We tried. We have tried to find it.

• 1:01:15Speaker 05

  I'm finna, I'm finna, I'm finna bring it to the basketball game.

• 1:01:21Speaker 05

  I bring basketball game. Playing on a loop, nigga, with some hands and shit.

• 1:01:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, so.

• 1:01:30Speaker 05

  The whole time.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Play on the Jumbo John for your next interview.

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Speaker 02

  This is so crazy.

• 1:01:35Speaker 05

  You're so crazy. But you don't have to kiss guys. I'm not fucking with, fuck no, respectfully, no.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  Would you, would you play a gay character that didn't do anything gay? He just was gay.

• 1:01:43Speaker 05

  Nah, I'm cool.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:01:45Speaker 05

  Nah, I'm not. I don't like acting that much. Good at acting, it's fun, but I wanna, I'm not gonna go out my way to be a gay nigga. I'm okay. Really, like, you be gay, suck, nigga, have a good time. You see what I'm saying? I'm just...

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  But you just wouldn't do it?

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, nah.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  I wouldn't mind playing a gay character. I just wouldn't wanna do the kissing and that kinda shit. But if he was gay, this is what it is.

• 1:02:01Speaker 05

  You would care?

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  If the character was dope?

• 1:02:03Speaker 05

  Okay, thank you.

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  What if it was like, you get to play Batman, but he just happened to be gay?

• 1:02:08Speaker 05

  Why would they make Batman gay? Why would they do that?

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  Well, they'd make, uh, everybody something different now.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  You know, Snape, I think Snape is black.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  Severus Snape, Harry Potter? I would play Black Snape, I would do that.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would do that. They did make him black.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:25Speaker 05

  Nah, couldn't.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  But you're early in the game, bro, don't worry about it.

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  Nah, I'm good.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  They gonna try you.

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  Hey, see, they better try, cause I'm not doing it.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was just saying, they gotta try to see, you know?

• 1:02:34Speaker 05

  They gon', they gon', see, that's what they could do though.

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:37Speaker 05

  They could go test you a little bit, but I'm not, I ain't gonna play that shit.

• 1:02:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  I'm okay.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. Me, I was like, one guy.

• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  Three's too much.

• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  Which is.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  One consensual guy. Yeah.

• 1:02:48Speaker 05

  And you was getting fucked.

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  No. Yeah, you had the body.

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  You had your hands on the wall.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  You think I was cleaning the wall?

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  I think I was like, this doesn't look like a sterile environment, a consensual. Whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's better.

• 1:03:02Speaker 05

  That ain't called the red one.

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  It's better, cause you're like, I didn't want this.

• 1:03:05Speaker 05

  Nigga took it.

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. But I looked like Cam for a jump shot.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  Oh, my hair, guys! Please, soul.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  Watch out for Hollywood, man. When's this movie coming out? Theaters, Netflix?

• 1:03:24Speaker 05

  Netflix.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  Netflix, I think that's the.

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  I think that's the.

• 1:03:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, nigga.

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  I think theaters are, I think theaters are tricky. I think you could do theaters if it's Superman, or like, something big. But, not saying this is not big, but like, existing IP that we were familiar with when we were kids.

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  But like, a new concept? I want it to be at a place where everybody already are. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want you to have to get a babysitter, get put on an outfit, and go to the theater, see it. I want it, you're at home, and then it pops up while you're scrolling Netflix, and then you're, oh shit, Cam's in that? Oh shit, Kev's in that? I wanna watch that.

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  Hell yeah.

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  I think that's where.

• 1:03:57Speaker 05

  Nah, I think it's gonna be like, I think it's gonna be pretty good. I mean, everybody else is great, like I said, but I'm just not. Learning how to act is fun, is, is pretty dope.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:05Speaker 05

  Like, I truly like, enjoy life.

• 1:04:06Speaker 02

  Are they patient with you? Cause I remember I did an HBO show, and they were not, they were not patient with me.

• 1:04:09Speaker 05

  Nah, very, they are very like.

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  Do they let you riff? Do they let you have fun?

• 1:04:13Speaker 05

  It's riff city though.

• 1:04:14Speaker 02

  Really? Sometimes the writers and directors are like, yo, I wrote this shit and I want you to deliver it.

• 1:04:20Speaker 05

  Tim Story, he's directing on it and the whole time it's like, y'all think that's fun? Let's go with it.

• 1:04:25Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:04:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, so it's a lot of creative like.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's fun.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  That's cool.

• 1:04:29Speaker 05

  I think that's pretty, it's really dope for me to add that as my spin for my first movie because it's not too like. Like, but it'd be, it'd be scenes where I have like no lines and it'll come up to me like, if you feel like saying something funny, you can jump in. And I've done it a minute, he was like, yeah, that's like, we'll keep that.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  That's fine.

• 1:04:45Speaker 05

  Which is so like, it's a blessing to be in a position where it's like, like that's, it's that opening for me, especially as a new.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  Also, you've taken two months out of your life to do a movie and it's like you make money on that. I think a lot of people don't realize this, like comics, now we can make money on the road. Before we're making, you know, fifteen hundred dollars a weekend, two thousand dollars a weekend. Like now we can make real money on the road to where like being in a movie makes us lose money. I don't know how much you're making, but like compared to what you make on the road. So it's like you want to make sure you maximize that fucking experience. Like if you're there, shit, if I'm in a scene, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna say some shit.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  I wanna be what I'm saying, let it be known, but it's like, and I said, it's a super dope time. I really like, like just being, everybody in there is like, it's so helpful. Collect, now you know, my son did my SNL and it kept his Kevin. And then also I didn't tell you, I did Mason Gooden Jr., Coogan Jr.'s son is playing like, he in it too.

• 1:05:36Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:05:37Speaker 05

  So like he's a, he's a great actor in his own right.

• 1:05:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  I'm surrounded by these phenomenal actors though, so it's like, it's dope. I really like it.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Kev dropped stand up gems, y'all chopping up, does he?

• 1:05:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a, it's funny though, we be talking this shit and it's a, it's a, it's a line in the song that I like a lot.

• 1:05:56Speaker 05

  It's Jack Harlow with, um, with Drake, Church it Down.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Speaker 05

  We say it's hard to, um, it's hard to chop jokes when you really just want advice. Like we joking and shit like that, it's like, nigga, I really just want to be like, nigga, tell me everything you know. Cause I, nigga, I look.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  Stalked out the game, he's been there.

• 1:06:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, cause I look, I mean, it'd be a hundred percent.

• 1:06:13Speaker 02

  He's also popped early and then had to start them and then come back and become Kev. So like he knows all the pitfalls.

• 1:06:21Speaker 05

  And it's like, I'm out, I've been around that nigga my whole life.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:24Speaker 05

  So being able to be around that nigga every day is like.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:26Speaker 05

  It's, it's insane to me.

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:29Speaker 05

  And it's hard to be like, nigga, it's hard not to fan out, like nigga, you.

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  What's the best thing he told you advice wise? Have a plan?

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  Not even.

• 1:06:38Speaker 05

  Not, I mean, it's not even too much like, just, I think watching is the more anything, just seeing how he move and shit.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  More is caught than taught.

• 1:06:46Speaker 05

  He don't, yeah, he don't, he don't stop. So being able to sit there and just watch it, cause he talks and he get us game and shit like that. But it's more of like just seeing like the word ethic I thought I was gonna see and then knowing like, no, this is exactly the same. This is it. This is, this is what I, this is what I wanna do. You feel what I'm saying?

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:03Speaker 05

  And it's, it's, it's, it's dope, bruh. Were you nervous the first time you met him?

• 1:07:09Speaker 05

  Nah. I can't say I was, nah.

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  Who'd you meet at the mothership that you were nervous about?

• 1:07:17Speaker 05

  Rogan? But even like, even then it get to a point, I just tried to tell my brain like, man, we are people, nigga.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:24Speaker 05

  You feel what I'm saying?

• 1:07:25Speaker 03

  Had you met him before the Tucker Carlson moment that went viral? Cause that, there's a moment, and I, I talked to these guys about it, and I think I talked to you about it.

• 1:07:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's what, that's what.

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. This moment, I don't think people understood how impressive this moment was with you and Tucker Carlson on Kill Tony.

• 1:07:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:39Speaker 03

  Had you met Joe Rogan before that, and then we'll talk about the rest of it?

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  So you had met Joe, okay, but Joe Rogan is there, he brings Tucker Carlson, it's Kill Tony, Cam is going up. Here's where I don't think people appreciate how danger, dangerous of a position you're in. Tucker, you give him five. If you just let it slide, black people are gonna look at you and be like, he's corny, he's this, he's that. If you say something like, fuck you, I don't like you, everybody in the room, and probably Joe Rogan who brought Tucker is gonna be like, what are you doing? And so you give him five, you go, this crazy, my grandma hates you. And I was like, that's the perfect thing to say. Now you, nobody in the room is uncomfortable, and any black person watching is like, nah, he addressed it. And then Tucker tries to get you to backtrack and goes, nah, she doesn't, and you go, yes, the fuck she does.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  So now you double down, you got two laughs, and I, when I saw that moment, I was like, dude, this kid is nice.

• 1:08:27Speaker 05

  And I called him a fuck nigga.

• 1:08:30Speaker 03

  But it's such a, like a non-offensive thing to say. It was like, man, you handled that so fucking perfectly.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  I'll tell you the, the, right, right before you, right before you play it, the funniest shit is, I didn't know who he was. So I didn't know who he was, and everybody in the green was freaking out, he's on, on the podcast, and um, I called my dad, I said, hey pops, who, who was Tucker Carlson? My dad go, he a fuck nigga, and your grandma hate his ass. Thank you, all I needed.

• 1:08:55Speaker 05

  That's it. There you go.

• 1:08:57Speaker 03

  But this is, yeah, this is impressive.

• 1:08:59Speaker 06

  Airplay.

• 1:09:00Speaker 03

  Cam Patterson, Tucker Carlson, high fiving.

• 1:09:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is crazy. My grandma hates you, nigga.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  So good. Joe Dyer. She doesn't mean it.

• 1:09:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, the fuck she done? Yeah, she done.

• 1:09:19Speaker 03

  I'd heard your name. I saw your first clip and then when I saw that, I was like, nah, this kid is nice, dude.

• 1:09:23Speaker 05

  Thank you, man.

• 1:09:23Speaker 03

  Again, that was a position. I don't think people appreciate how fucking well you handled it.

• 1:09:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was, that was, I really, I really enjoyed it. That was, that was dope.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  That was a good one.

• 1:09:31Speaker 06

  Bro, I want you to bring back Cam and the Whites.

• 1:09:33Speaker 05

  I want to, but it's just a...

• 1:09:35Speaker 06

  Did you ever see this?

• 1:09:36Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:09:36Speaker 06

  This is a series Cam was doing where he was just doing white shit and trying to experience all this white shit for the first time in his life. And he did a couple of episodes. I think he put out one?

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  When I won, it was, um, rock climbing.

• 1:09:46Speaker 06

  And people loved it.

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, it did, it did, it did good.

• 1:09:49Speaker 06

  But I'm like, you need to do more of these.

• 1:09:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:52Speaker 06

  Because there's so much more white shit to do.

• 1:09:53Speaker 05

  People tried to make it, the people around me tried to make it a TV show and I didn't know how to like navigate that at the time.

• 1:09:59Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  Like they want, I wanted it to be like just fast paced, like put me in a room with people and just show them what I'm doing. And then I just, I'll just, it, I'll...

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  But it was, it seemed, I'm a dog Maverick and, uh, Louis McQuarrie. And the, the, the, I, I deal with Maverick gonna be like my code the whole time. And then, uh, I would always bring out another comic on with me.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Speaker 05

  To show me the white shit.

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:33Speaker 05

  And then, uh, so they, they would be like an expert in the, in the white shit and then they would show me like, this is what I enjoy doing and I would, and I would do the thing. Like the last episode we really shot was, uh, I was a mountain bike rider.

• 1:10:44Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:10:44Speaker 05

  I'm fucking pretty good at it.

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:46Speaker 05

  By the way, like five. I told my homie White Cam with me and that nigga was terrible.

• 1:10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:50Speaker 05

  He kept falling and shit, but it was like, it just seemed too White Cam.

• 1:10:55Speaker 05

  So I moved, when I, when I moved to Austin, White Cam, uh, was already there.

• 1:10:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:59Speaker 05

  You feel what I'm saying? And he, he, he started in Gainesville, but he, um, he went to Austin early. And then by the grace of God, dog.

• 1:11:05Speaker 06

  Is this Cam the comic?

• 1:11:06Speaker 05

  No, Cam, uh, Cam.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  He's a Florida guy too.

• 1:11:08Speaker 06

  Different Cam.

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  Different Cam. He cool Cam.

• 1:11:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  That's cool Cam.

• 1:11:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, White Cam. White Cam.

• 1:11:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then Cam.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  Cam.

• 1:11:17Speaker 05

  They tried to go black, you know, we can't do that. Claim it there, just camp, no. But so he, white camp had a job for me to work at and then a place for me to stay.

• 1:11:26Speaker 02

  Oh wow, okay.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  But when I got there, so they was like, uh, I just started calling the white camp immediately so everybody was stick in everybody's mind like, that's white camp.

• 1:11:34Mark Gagnon?

  You got ahead of that.

• 1:11:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, and that's white camp.

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  That's fucked dude, this guy gave you a job, he gave you a place to stay, and he's getting the shit in his ass. Tom Camp.

• 1:11:44Speaker 05

  I'm camp.

• 1:11:45Speaker 03

  Sleeping on white camp's couch.

• 1:11:47Speaker 05

  White camp. So is.

• 1:11:49Speaker 02

  Is there some white shit that you wanna do? Is there some white shit that you're curious about?

• 1:11:53Speaker 05

  Man, it's a, it's a.

• 1:11:54Speaker 02

  You haven't done, like what is, what is something?

• 1:11:56Mark Gagnon?

  Scooby-doo, you gotta go Scooby-doo. White people shit is fun, try that, bro.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  No, Al does all the white shit, by the way. He's done more white shit than any of us here.

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  I wanna ride a bull.

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  I wanna do that shit too, right?

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, Al did say that.

• 1:12:07Mark Gagnon?

  I can easily stay on eight seconds.

• 1:12:09Speaker 05

  I wanna, okay.

• 1:12:10Mark Gagnon?

  Easy.

• 1:12:10Speaker 05

  I don't think I can, but I wanna try, I wanna, I wanna slow bull, dude, I want one of them, they ain't gonna buck a lot.

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:16Speaker 05

  I don't wanna, I go through all the.

• 1:12:17Speaker 02

  I think they call those horses.

• 1:12:20Mark Gagnon?

  You might wanna ride a horse.

• 1:12:21Speaker 05

  I want a sheep, nigga.

• 1:12:25Speaker 05

  Put camp on a baby sheep, nigga, that's what I want.

• 1:12:27Mark Gagnon?

  That's just women from San Antonio, right?

• 1:12:31Speaker 02

  Okay, so, so, bull riding, what else?

• 1:12:33Speaker 05

  I wanna ride a bull, um, I, I don't wanna skydiving, that's shit I wanna do. Well, I wanna fence.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  Fence would sound cool.

• 1:12:40Speaker 03

  Fence would sound fun.

• 1:12:41Speaker 05

  Fence would sound fun, and shit, I fuck somebody up with fence, believe in that. What else white people do, like, that I wanna try? I wanna experience baking with an old white grandma, I think that'd be fun.

• 1:12:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:52Speaker 05

  I would enjoy that.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't know, she would.

• 1:12:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, she might not, but it's fine, it's okay, it's my house, or whatever, so.

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  She'd be out there.

• 1:13:01Speaker 05

  I don't know, they know that you inside, man, that's kinda crazy. I want an old senile old lady too, dawg.

• 1:13:08Speaker 02

  She just forgets you're there and.

• 1:13:11Speaker 05

  Oh no, oh!

• 1:13:13Speaker 02

  Cookies, cookies, oh my god.

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  How much longer are we doing this?

• 1:13:20Speaker 05

  I said chalk. Chocolate chip.

• 1:13:23Speaker 05

  Not chocolate, nigga. What are we doing? What's going on? All right, what about travel? Any places that you really wanna go? Nah, I don't know, man. I'm, I...

• 1:13:34Speaker 05

  No, not really. My mom a flight attendant. Nah, I'm okay. Yeah?

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  Your mom's a flight attendant, so you traveling a lot?

• 1:13:39Speaker 05

  Nah, not really.

• 1:13:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:13:40Speaker 05

  I mean, I mean, I traveled enough when I was younger. I went to Hawaii.

• 1:13:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:44Speaker 05

  That's when I really knew I couldn't be a thug. I did two things I knew I couldn't be a thug. I knew I went to Hawaii as a kid and had an allergist.

• 1:13:55Speaker 05

  Nigga, I laid on my back and nigga picked me with some shit. And made side of how I was. I couldn't be, I couldn't be really outside for real. They haul it outside. Grass. I'm living in grass, nigga. I can't be outside. Not my shit.

• 1:14:09Speaker 03

  Your tour is coming. You're gonna get that opportunity within the year if you haven't already.

• 1:14:12Speaker 05

  I've been to Canada. I've been, I've been to some places, but it's like, I don't know. I feel like I...

• 1:14:18Speaker 05

  No, Europe, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, when I...

• 1:14:22Speaker 03

  You're gonna get that offer, though. I'm saying it. If it hasn't already, Amsterdam, all those places, you're gonna get those offers.

• 1:14:26Speaker 05

  I do wanna do that. But the weird thing is, like, I wanna go around the country, but I don't wanna go around the country for fun. Yeah.

• 1:14:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:14:33Speaker 05

  I wanna do it like you just said, like stand up, yeah.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:36Speaker 05

  I wanna, I wanna go places and do stand up. But everybody been trying to get me to take a break. I'm like, you fucking insane? Run with it. Shut up. Don't take a break. Get early. No. Take a break when you're old. No, no, I, when I'm dead, I, I, I have some time to cheer. Are the women different in New York versus, versus Texas? They bad. They bad shit out here, boy. It's some shit out here, boy. I'ma tell you something right now. It's a different game. It's some shit out here. Hey, I ain't crack shit yet. I'm, I'm on, I'm on the way. Think it's two months, you been in two months? Beat my meat a lot.

• 1:15:04Speaker 05

  I been locked here.

• 1:15:06Speaker 03

  I love that you owned it. I love that. That was great.

• 1:15:10Speaker 05

  I've been locked. I've been locked the fuck in. I've been doing stand up. I've been doing this move. I've been beating the shit out of my meat. The dog shit. I bought a bottle of lotion, nigga.

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  Now I been going to war. That's cool. Oh, don't shit out of that dog. Shit about it. I been going to war. You hear me?

• 1:15:29Speaker 05

  I been, I had to tell myself, like, you gotta chill out, nigga. It's a lot. It's a lot. I'ma beat my meat a lot. Doing two days? No.

• 1:15:37Speaker 05

  Really? Two days? You done did two days? When I was young. Yeah, you now you a little older. Yeah.

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  He's twenty-six, dude.

• 1:15:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yeah, I think by twenty-six. My dick mad at me, boy.

• 1:15:49Speaker 05

  My dick upset. But also though, bro, I been like, I been leaving, I been going back and I been like, I cracked a bitch. I had a girlfriend for a second. So when I first got, I had a girlfriend. Yeah. And then my lady had broke up. So I went back home, cracked my favorite whore. At the crib. Had to go fuck her, that was amazing. Yeah. I know, that's pretty dope. Then I cracked another bitch.

• 1:16:06Speaker 02

  How did she become your favorite?

• 1:16:08Speaker 05

  She do a lot of shit. Yeah.

• 1:16:09Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:16:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:10Speaker 02

  And does she know that? Is she like really proud that she's your favorite whore?

• 1:16:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, she know.

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:14Speaker 03

  Orlando, this Orlando?

• 1:16:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:16:16Speaker 05

  She know, she know, you know the fuck you is. I got camera right there. What's that? Oh, I'm sorry, you know the fuck you are. I love you.

• 1:16:25Speaker 05

  Wait, what part of town? She, huh? What part, she doesn't live in Altamont or Longwood or nothing? Nah. Well, you don't know, shut up. You don't know at all.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  We got sisters.

• 1:16:39Speaker 02

  As long as it's west Orlando, that's fine. West Orlando.

• 1:16:41Speaker 05

  It's on my side.

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  Would that be a violation of respect to sleep with one of Mark's sisters?

• 1:16:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, we never do that shit. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to crack nobody I respect. Now, if I don't, if I don't respect you, then it's a different game, bro.

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 1:16:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's just a game.

• 1:16:56Speaker 03

  Miles and Mark are best friends and Miles wants to fuck Mark's sister.

• 1:16:59Speaker 05

  That is true.

• 1:17:00Speaker 02

  That's not true.

• 1:17:00Speaker 03

  What is that?

• 1:17:01Speaker 05

  For real?

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:02Speaker 05

  What is that about you, Dan?

• 1:17:03Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, it is. Why are you lying? Can we talk about Disney or some shit?

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Mark got a lot of sisters, though.

• 1:17:09Speaker 02

  That is a good point. That is a good point that we should make, is that you and him are best friends and you respectfully have an attraction to one of his sisters. Maybe multiple.

• 1:17:18Speaker 05

  Or multiple. Great family.

• 1:17:19Mark Gagnon?

  But he don't just want to crack them, he wants to be with her.

• 1:17:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:22Speaker 05

  Now, that's different, though. Which is almost more respectful. Yeah, that's respectful.

• 1:17:25Speaker 02

  Could you take her name?

• 1:17:26Speaker 03

  That's the closest you would take.

• 1:17:28Speaker 05

  You want to be in the family for a living.

• 1:17:32Speaker 05

  You really gay, you just love Mark a lot.

• 1:17:36Speaker 05

  And you want a fucking sister to get closer to Mark. I see what's going on here. That's my homie, bro. That's a bro. Dog, yeah, he love you. Isn't that beautiful? He trying to put their hands on the wall or something like that.

• 1:17:50Speaker 05

  I'm open.

• 1:17:51Mark Gagnon?

  I see what's going on here, man.

• 1:17:53Speaker 05

  I'm open. No, I mean, obviously, the sister that you're interested in is happily married.

• 1:18:05Speaker 06

  Yes, has a child.

• 1:18:06Speaker 05

  Has a child, so that maybe, you know, the cards.

• 1:18:09Speaker 03

  Doesn't he have the energy, though, that he would take the child?

• 1:18:11Speaker 06

  The dad's a stepdad.

• 1:18:12Speaker 05

  I think you would be a great stepdad. With all due respect, I think you'd be a great stepdad. Miles Gagnon, Miles McCree Gagnon, maybe you hyphenated it.

• 1:18:19Speaker 06

  Oh, hyphen is cool.

• 1:18:20Speaker 05

  Miles McCree Gagnon. That little dad's more like that.

• 1:18:24Speaker 06

  I'm taking the last name with one woman and one woman only.

• 1:18:27Speaker 05

  You what?

• 1:18:27Speaker 06

  Mark's mom. That's where I'll take the last name.

• 1:18:30Speaker 05

  Whoa. Hey, wait a minute.

• 1:18:33Speaker 06

  That's kind of crazy.

• 1:18:34Speaker 05

  How the fuck do we even hear? With all due respect. With all due respect.

• 1:18:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, I respect her so much, I'd take her. But you would take her last name. But that would make you my dad. Stepdad.

• 1:18:45Speaker 06

  He's already thought of the truth.

• 1:18:46Speaker 05

  Oh, my god. You the nigga with the, uh, with the producer tags, right?

• 1:18:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:18:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I seen it. Miles, why don't you drop that producer tag that you really like?

• 1:18:53Speaker 06

  Uh, with, uh. Yeah, he's got, he's got a couple bangers. Yeah, I got a couple, I can tell.

• 1:18:58Speaker 05

  Come on. You can warm him up to it if you want.

• 1:19:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, Al, uh, I'm sorry, Mark's mom, all due respect.

• 1:19:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, Mark's mom I respect a lot. I think she's a lovely lady. Yeah.

• 1:19:10Speaker 03

  And you would take the last name?

• 1:19:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, but Mark's sisters are just great people, and Mark's brothers are cool, too.

• 1:19:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mark's sisters, you would make me McCree's.

• 1:19:16Speaker 05

  You would crack the brothers, too.

• 1:19:22Speaker 05

  This is insane.

• 1:19:23Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:19:24Speaker 05

  Miles, come on, bro. If you had to take a brother, though, which? Now, if you had to take a brother.

• 1:19:30Speaker 06

  Mike. Oh, yeah, Big Mike.

• 1:19:32Speaker 05

  You would go Mike 100%?

• 1:19:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, Big Mike, bro. Yeah, 100%. Big Mike. Mike's way funnier than Mark. He's going Mark.

• 1:19:38Speaker 05

  Mike's funnier than Mark? You don't have to insult Mark.

• 1:19:42Speaker 06

  No, no, no, I think in the hierarchy of Mark's siblings, Mark is. I'm like, third, fourth. Fourth, yes. Yeah, not even close. Yeah, Mike is absolutely. Mike's so funny. Yeah. His sisters are funny. Stephanie's funnier, everyone's funnier.

• 1:19:55Speaker 05

  Damn. Damn, right?

• 1:19:57Speaker 06

  But you know what they're missing, though?

• 1:19:58Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:19:59Speaker 06

  Didn't have a plan.

• 1:20:00Speaker 05

  Didn't have a fucking plan. You need a plan.

• 1:20:02Speaker 06

  They could have got themselves out of Orlando. Yeah. So. But with all due respect, I don't think you would be in anyone in my family.

• 1:20:07Speaker 05

  Let me see.

• 1:20:11Speaker 05

  We saw, we saw a few of his before.

• 1:20:16Speaker 02

  But you described your type.

• 1:20:17Speaker 05

  What is your type? I like, uh, uh, let me get this out, write it. I love black women.

• 1:20:24Speaker 02

  But?

• 1:20:30Speaker 05

  They understand?

• 1:20:33Speaker 05

  Well, you gotta start like that.

• 1:20:39Speaker 05

  Nah, listen. I love, I love black women.

• 1:20:41Speaker 02

  I would also like to say, me too. I also love black women, and let that be known on this podcast.

• 1:20:47Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:47Speaker 02

  I also love black women. We gotta say it.

• 1:20:53Speaker 03

  You have to see.

• 1:20:55Speaker 02

  My grandma hates you.

• 1:21:05Speaker 05

  I feel that, I feel that.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  But go on, you love black women, but?

• 1:21:12Speaker 05

  But, you know, I love, I like all, I like all women who, but like, I like, I like her white hoes.

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  Hood white hoes. So like a hand tattoo?

• 1:21:20Speaker 03

  Why? I know, that feels like...

• 1:21:22Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, that shit's fire.

• 1:21:23Speaker 02

  Do you like the white girls that like get the edges?

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  That feels like Splenda. That feels like aspartame.

• 1:21:28Speaker 05

  Nah, it's nice, I fuck with it, dude.

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  But why, why, why, why, why?

• 1:21:31Speaker 05

  I don't know, bruh, I just, something about them hoes, bruh, she make a nigga happy.

• 1:21:37Speaker 02

  What is it that they do?

• 1:21:38Speaker 05

  I can't even express it to you, though.

• 1:21:39Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:21:40Speaker 05

  I just see them and I go, yeah, but I also like, I like, like skinny women, like dark skinny women. I'mma marry a black girl, I already got my wife picked out, my wife already picked out.

• 1:21:48Speaker 03

  She's in Orlando right now.

• 1:21:49Speaker 05

  I'm just fucking hoes right now, nah, she in Georgia. I'm just fucking hoes right now.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:21:53Speaker 05

  Cause like, my wife already picked them.

• 1:21:55Speaker 02

  Really? Who's your, who's your, who's wifey?

• 1:21:58Speaker 05

  Nah, her name, her name, Melissa, that's my, that's the girl I think I'mma marry in my life.

• 1:22:01Mark Gagnon?

  Ooh, wow. Throwing that name out there, too, that's, that's...

• 1:22:05Speaker 02

  Have you guys, have you guys connected already? Have you guys met, you hung out, or is this like, uh, is this a person that you, you know of? And you're like, that's gonna be the perfect girl?

• 1:22:13Speaker 05

  Nah, we, we dated, we dated for three years, and then, um, we had broke up, I got a new girlfriend, tried it out, she wasn't, she wasn't for me, great girl, just wasn't. You know what I'm saying? And then, um, then recently started talking again, dawg. And she just, the, the thing I really fuck with her about is, um, when I wanted to, when I started doing stand-up, nobody, only my pops was like, really like on board with she was like, you know what I'm saying? And, um, she, she was going to, she was going to school at the time. She still going to school, but she was like, she, she made a point where like, I ain't had no car. Oh, so she was holding you down? She was everything. Wow. Like everything, like, and it was never a question on if, it was, it was always like, let's go, let's rock out. Let, let, let, let's do it.

• 1:22:58Speaker 05

  You feel what I'm saying? What's that Kanye line? What it is? Uh, once you get on, you leave her ass for a white. Yeah.

• 1:23:07Speaker 05

  No, no, nah. Let me say something, I tried that.

• 1:23:12Speaker 05

  Oh, hey, listen, I just told her I had a girlfriend. Cam, no. I tried that. Cam, no. I did it. Cam, no. I did, I did that to a T, I said, yeah, so I'm gonna try that. Yes.

• 1:23:24Speaker 03

  And then it was a mistake, you're saying it was a mistake?

• 1:23:25Speaker 05

  It was just one, it just wasn't for me.

• 1:23:26Speaker 03

  It wasn't at the right time?

• 1:23:28Speaker 05

  It was a show though.

• 1:23:28Speaker 03

  Right, but you still love Alicia and there's still a lot of love there and you think that's gonna be wife?

• 1:23:32Speaker 05

  I think so, yeah. I think if I really wanted to, like, I was telling, I said this shit, I was telling, I said this yesterday. I could really like start fucking hoes about, if I want, I don't, I don't.

• 1:23:40Speaker 03

  But if you did want to?

• 1:23:41Speaker 05

  If I did right now, it just, I, I could have a perfect life with just.

• 1:23:44Speaker 03

  Alicia?

• 1:23:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:45Speaker 03

  Is there any fear that Alicia might meet somebody?

• 1:23:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's the fear, dude. I feel bad for that nigga.

• 1:23:50Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, why, why?

• 1:23:51Speaker 05

  Cause he's fucked. Cause he's not, cause that guy's not you. Yeah, he's. Yeah. He don't really have, he don't have a shot.

• 1:23:57Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:23:58Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying? Like, she like, that's, that's like my person.

• 1:24:02Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:24:02Speaker 05

  You feel me?

• 1:24:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do, but there's always the concern, but you don't have it, but.

• 1:24:06Speaker 05

  Nah, I mean, I, I told her all the time, like, go.

• 1:24:08Speaker 03

  Go do your thing.

• 1:24:09Speaker 05

  Please, cause I don't want you just being out there waiting on me and shit and what about?

• 1:24:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:24:12Speaker 05

  You feel what I'm saying? But also it's like, I will feel bad for that nigga, like, respect, like, really shit.

• 1:24:16Speaker 03

  You would feel bad for him?

• 1:24:17Speaker 05

  Cause he would, it wouldn't be.

• 1:24:18Speaker 03

  Cause she wouldn't have her whole heart in it?

• 1:24:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:21Speaker 03

  That's what you're saying, got it.

• 1:24:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:23Speaker 03

  And then if that hypothetically, hopefully it doesn't happen?

• 1:24:25Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:24:26Speaker 03

  But if it did, would you?

• 1:24:27Speaker 02

  You be like, yo, don't make that bad decision. Like, let's, let's make this happen, you and I.

• 1:24:31Speaker 03

  She gets engaged. You stepping in before that and being like, yo.

• 1:24:34Speaker 05

  If she, if she's happy, I wanted to be happy.

• 1:24:36Speaker 03

  Wow, that's, that's mature of you.

• 1:24:38Speaker 05

  I wanted to be, I wanted to be as happy as possible. And I just know right now, I can't, I'm just, I'm just outside. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm just, you feel me? But I, I do love that girl.

• 1:24:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, for sure.

• 1:24:48Speaker 02

  What about Latinas?

• 1:24:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:50Speaker 02

  Into it?

• 1:24:51Speaker 05

  Hey, hey, brother.

• 1:24:52Speaker 02

  Who's shown you the most love?

• 1:24:53Speaker 03

  Well, that's interesting.

• 1:24:54Speaker 05

  Oh, black girl.

• 1:24:55Speaker 02

  Hundred percent.

• 1:24:56Speaker 05

  And white women love, white women love me, though.

• 1:24:58Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:24:59Speaker 05

  White people, white people love me.

• 1:25:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, white women scare me, though, dog.

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:25:03Speaker 05

  Cause they're white women.

• 1:25:03Speaker 03

  They're dangerous.

• 1:25:04Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 1:25:05Speaker 05

  What was that? White women scary.

• 1:25:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:08Speaker 05

  It's like a, it's like a thing that happens.

• 1:25:10Speaker 02

  What happens, what happens?

• 1:25:11Speaker 03

  We know. Yeah, we know.

• 1:25:15Speaker 03

  We've all heard that Patrice joke, at the very least. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:17Speaker 02

  Why did you hurt me?

• 1:25:18Speaker 03

  Why did you do that to me?

• 1:25:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:22Mark Gagnon?

  But you in Austin, you don't have that many options out there, I would imagine. Isn't it just all white?

• 1:25:27Speaker 03

  There's a lot of Mexicans out there, a lot of Latinos.

• 1:25:29Speaker 02

  I was surprised to remember a hot girl around Austin, right?

• 1:25:33Speaker 05

  Outside of Austin, but not really, like.

• 1:25:35Speaker 02

  What's the area?

• 1:25:36Speaker 05

  Oh, Round Rock, I think.

• 1:25:38Speaker 02

  Round Rock, okay.

• 1:25:40Speaker 05

  But like, when I, like on the weekends, like on 6th Street, it's black people outside of, like, most likely motherfucker. But it's like, you know, it's like.

• 1:25:46Speaker 02

  It's not Houston, it's not Dallas, where you have a lot more diversity.

• 1:25:49Speaker 05

  That's where it's diverse as shit.

• 1:25:50Speaker 03

  Houston's, yeah, diverse.

• 1:25:51Speaker 05

  Diverse as fuck, dog.

• 1:25:52Speaker 02

  I like Houston, man.

• 1:25:54Speaker 05

  Houston's great.

• 1:25:54Speaker 03

  Houston's fantastic.

• 1:25:55Speaker 02

  Does Houston have, like, is there, I know they have clubs or whatever, but do they have the comedy scene that would rival any other place? Or is it mostly just kind of?

• 1:26:02Speaker 05

  Houston got good comics, though.

• 1:26:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:04Speaker 05

  Houston has, Houston has very good comics. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's not, the scene is not the Austin scene.

• 1:26:09Speaker 02

  You gotta come to Austin for the scene.

• 1:26:10Speaker 05

  But also, like, you know, niggas made it out of Houston. Like, um, Ali, Ali Shadid from.

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  Ali, yeah, hundred percent.

• 1:26:16Speaker 05

  I got a shot of that nigga in my house.

• 1:26:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's, he's a legend, bro.

• 1:26:18Speaker 05

  Oh, my God, Ali Shadid.

• 1:26:19Speaker 02

  He's awesome. He was on air, he fucking.

• 1:26:21Speaker 05

  I love Ali Shadid.

• 1:26:21Speaker 02

  He was phenomenal. Great storyteller. If that's another person, if you into stories.

• 1:26:26Speaker 06

  He just holds attention, bro.

• 1:26:29Speaker 05

  It's a, it's a different level of like, he's amazing.

• 1:26:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's cool to see him getting a lot of respect.

• 1:26:34Speaker 05

  So long.

• 1:26:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:35Speaker 05

  You feel what I'm saying?

• 1:26:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:36Speaker 05

  That's why, that's why, that's why I love, I love stand up, bro. As long as you keep going, nigga.

• 1:26:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:44Speaker 05

  Yo, it's gonna happen.

• 1:26:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:46Speaker 05

  And you got it. If you have, you work hard enough, you know what I'm saying? You, you keep going, dog. Or you just don't have the drive for it. Some niggas just don't wanna, you feel what I'm saying?

• 1:26:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, they wanna, they wanna say that they're a comedian, but they don't wanna do the work.

• 1:26:58Speaker 05

  Sure do.

• 1:26:59Speaker 02

  There's a lot of that.

• 1:27:00Speaker 05

  Sure do.

• 1:27:01Speaker 06

  So what's the plan to lock someone down before you leave New York?

• 1:27:04Speaker 05

  Crack some shit?

• 1:27:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:05Speaker 05

  It's going.

• 1:27:06Speaker 06

  What, do you have game?

• 1:27:07Speaker 05

  No, I don't.

• 1:27:09Speaker 06

  Like, how, how do you solicit a woman?

• 1:27:11Speaker 05

  I go, bitch, look at me.

• 1:27:14Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, now you're super charismatic off jump, but then how do you close?

• 1:27:18Speaker 05

  I'm not a good close.

• 1:27:19Speaker 03

  That could, I could see, cause you're just a lot of energy.

• 1:27:22Speaker 05

  I'm just, I'm a baller, and if she fuck with it, she doing it, she don't, I'm shoot. I'm not really good at.

• 1:27:27Speaker 06

  Do they, do they throw themselves at you?

• 1:27:29Speaker 05

  Some.

• 1:27:30Speaker 06

  Do they have to make the first move, or will you make the first move?

• 1:27:32Speaker 05

  Women make the first, I'm, I'm betting women make the first move, cause I can kinda, me go, I, I, I might come off too aggressive, I'm an excited. I'm an excitable guy. Sometimes like, whoa, what's going on?

• 1:27:42Speaker 03

  Especially around white women.

• 1:27:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:27:46Speaker 05

  My game, my game pretty ass.

• 1:27:47Speaker 06

  So then with white, with white girls, are you like, you make sure they really make the first move?

• 1:27:51Speaker 05

  They have to.

• 1:27:52Speaker 06

  They a hundred percent have to.

• 1:27:53Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, I don't even.

• 1:27:54Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:27:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you gotta, but you, a white, a white bitch gotta look me down my face and go, I wanna suck your dick. And I go, oh, sorry.

• 1:28:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:28:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:28:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, but they gotta like, they really gotta like, make the move.

• 1:28:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:28:08Speaker 05

  Sure do.

• 1:28:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, you need verbal, you need like a written confirmation of that.

• 1:28:12Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:28:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:13Speaker 06

  Are you, are you good on DMs?

• 1:28:14Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:28:15Speaker 06

  Not even?

• 1:28:17Speaker 05

  A bitch gotta really like shoot at me first, dog.

• 1:28:19Speaker 06

  You ever send dick pic?

• 1:28:21Speaker 05

  Nah, I don't, nah.

• 1:28:21Speaker 06

  Respect.

• 1:28:22Mark Gagnon?

  Do you do any of that Shannon Sharp race play shit?

• 1:28:25Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:28:27Speaker 02

  How much you think she got in that settlement?

• 1:28:30Mark Gagnon?

  I think five.

• 1:28:31Speaker 05

  Five mil?

• 1:28:32Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:32Speaker 02

  That's enough.

• 1:28:33Speaker 05

  What's she trying to get?

• 1:28:33Speaker 02

  I mean, she asked for fifty, and then they settled, and then she immediately posted that she was retiring from OnlyFans.

• 1:28:39Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:28:40Speaker 05

  Bag secured.

• 1:28:42Speaker 03

  How much was she making on OnlyFans before? Cause there's a possibility you do that to save face if you didn't get much money. To be like, oh, I got the bag. Now, cause if she's making like 4,000 a month, then you could just be like, this ain't even real money anyway.

• 1:28:55Speaker 06

  But she's probably gonna make crazy money now that she's so famous.

• 1:28:57Speaker 02

  Well, that's the tricky thing. Don't you think, I didn't know who she was in the second she's, you know.

• 1:29:03Speaker 05

  I kinda forgot about it until this moment.

• 1:29:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:06Speaker 05

  So it's like.

• 1:29:06Speaker 02

  That's the problem with them settlements.

• 1:29:08Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:29:09Speaker 02

  It's a reminder.

• 1:29:10Speaker 05

  I'm like, oh, that bitch did do that. I can't even picture her face.

• 1:29:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:14Speaker 05

  In my mind right now.

• 1:29:16Speaker 02

  I can picture it.

• 1:29:19Speaker 03

  Can you picture other parts of her?

• 1:29:20Speaker 05

  Nope.

• 1:29:21Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:29:22Speaker 06

  Homie face.

• 1:29:22Speaker 05

  Just on the face?

• 1:29:23Speaker 02

  Just the face.

• 1:29:24Speaker 05

  You pulling it up? She not even that bad either though.

• 1:29:27Speaker 06

  I know, that's crazy.

• 1:29:29Speaker 05

  That's what, that's what really fucked me up. She look like a little boy.

• 1:29:32Speaker 02

  She look like a little boy.

• 1:29:35Speaker 05

  Come on, huh? She barely got any titties. Damn.

• 1:29:38Speaker 03

  They really picked a picture of him that is not like, it's just not a good side by side.

• 1:29:43Speaker 05

  Nigga smile like that?

• 1:29:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just not. Saying you what they were doing with that, you know what I mean?

• 1:29:50Speaker 05

  Have you done his show?

• 1:29:52Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:29:52Speaker 03

  Never done.

• 1:29:54Speaker 05

  For sure, God willing.

• 1:29:55Speaker 06

  I still love the view of, the video of him on live.

• 1:29:58Speaker 05

  Oh, that's my Michelle. That's my Michelle. Yeah, that's my Michelle.

• 1:30:06Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know if he has enough drama to go on channel.

• 1:30:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't do shit.

• 1:30:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:30:11Speaker 05

  Thank God.

• 1:30:11Speaker 02

  Stay out of the drama, man.

• 1:30:12Speaker 05

  Try to. I try my hardest, but.

• 1:30:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:30:15Speaker 05

  I just, uh, yeah, my life, my life is just to stand up in, uh, this movie right now. Which I, I love. I'm telling y'all, bro, I really like, even being on here with all this shit, I'm gonna see y'all my whole. Cause you know, you hometown hero nigga, and then watching y'all since I, before I started stand up. So it's like a real like. It's so, it's super dope how far I've gotten and I really like, I really am thankful. Yeah. To be in the spaces I'm allowed to be in, because sometimes it don't feel real. Yeah, of course.

• 1:30:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:47Speaker 05

  Like even just, even this shit, it just, I see how geeked I was outside, like nigga, I'm just.

• 1:30:52Speaker 03

  I feel like moments where it's not real and it's took me sixteen, seventeen, eighteen years, however long it's been. So for you, it's four years, yeah. I mean, you earned it, but it's like, that's a crazy feeling.

• 1:30:59Speaker 05

  Well, it feels, it's like a, like damn, like, yeah, what the, like, cause you, you have a dream and you wanna chase it. Of course. And then, then you reach and it's like, holy shit. Yeah, that's fine. Like my, my, my dream is coming true. Like shit I prayed about and shit I like, shit I thought about in my, in my, at night. When I was like sitting on couches and shit and just like running around trying to get to shows. Cause like niggas don't realize, bro, like when I, when I first started, I was so, my brother told me this shit at a day, man, and it made me, uh, made me wanna cry. My older brother, I loved that nigga my whole life, nigga, I told that story, but I loved that nigga my whole life. I wanted to be my older brother, I wanted to be him, dog. And, um, the other day he told me, he was like, you don't even understand, like you, you showed me how to go out there so.

• 1:31:42Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:31:43Speaker 05

  Like watching you go out to the standup shit, dog, showed me some shit where it was like, he said, I'm, I, I realized, um, he said, I realized when I, at one point, every time he would come back home to Orlando, or he would come to Orlando and shit, he would always see me, before I was done, he would always make sure he saw me and shit like that. He said, I realized when I would come home, like I would have to like, it was one point where like, I only knew I could see you at an open mic. Like if he wasn't, if I wasn't coming to see you do standup, I knew I wasn't gonna see you. Cause you were just working. I was just so locked in on, like so locked, I was, nigga, I would, I would do, uh, I worked at Publix, dog, I would, I, I, I, I, I bed and pleading for them to make me work, let me work overnight.

• 1:32:25Speaker 05

  So I had time to do shows at night, but nigga, I would do, uh, I would work at Publix.

• 1:32:30Speaker 03

  What time?

• 1:32:31Speaker 05

  Closing, so. What would the hours be? So when I first got there, cause I was, I was, I was brand new at Publix. I worked from like, damn, like the mid shift, like five to eleven.

• 1:32:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:32:40Speaker 05

  So like five to close.

• 1:32:41Speaker 02

  Can't do any.

• 1:32:43Speaker 06

  Well, he would cut out on break.

• 1:32:44Speaker 05

  What I would do was, I would, I would, I would take a, a, a break late as hell, like eight, nine o'clock. And then I would go do shows and then I would come back. I'd be in my Publix. Like my, my cactus and shit, nigga.

• 1:32:56Speaker 06

  That was the first time I ever met Cam.

• 1:32:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:58Speaker 06

  It's like, he literally ran up and he was like, hey, can I go on right now? And everyone was like, yeah, sure. And I was like, why? He's like, well, I'm on break. And I was like, oh, that's hilarious.

• 1:33:05Speaker 05

  I'd go back to work.

• 1:33:05Speaker 06

  He's like, no, for real, I'm on break.

• 1:33:06Speaker 02

  Did the community appreciate it? Were they like, okay?

• 1:33:08Speaker 05

  Nigga, niggas really was like, oh, smiling, my, my dog Jaren, uh, he was telling me, he was like, I asked him, I said, like, he gonna roll with me. He gonna be everywhere I go. And one day I asked him, I said, you, you, did you see this? Like when you met me, you saw any of this? And he said, to be honest, nigga, no, like, I thought you was just a fat, talking little nigga who was gonna stop in a month.

• 1:33:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:27Speaker 05

  When you started coming on your, your lunch breaks, I was like, at least he cares.

• 1:33:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:32Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying? Like, at least he care about stand up.

• 1:33:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:34Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:33:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:33:35Speaker 05

  And so it's a, but to be, saying what y'all and to be able to like.

• 1:33:39Speaker 02

  So wait, what happened with the schedule? So then you move your schedule to the nights?

• 1:33:42Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, then I, then I gotta work.

• 1:33:43Speaker 02

  Is that?

• 1:33:44Speaker 05

  I gotta work in the, uh, no morning. So I went from four in the morning.

• 1:33:48Speaker 02

  Oh, shit.

• 1:33:49Speaker 05

  To two in the afternoon. I would be off, taking a nap.

• 1:33:52Speaker 02

  Go out to shows.

• 1:33:53Speaker 05

  Wow. Every day.

• 1:33:55Speaker 02

  Go home, sleep until like three.

• 1:33:57Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:33:57Speaker 02

  Then go.

• 1:33:58Speaker 05

  Move to my cousin. My cousin was standing like the, the, I mean, the trenches too, nigga. Like I ride my bike to work. But then my nigg, my niggas hate this shit. Cause I, I get drunk and I tell the story like a million times. Where I like, I was like, y'all don't get it, bro. I'll ride my bike and shit. And we had, but the best part about that, that bike ride going down through Paramore and shit like that. Was I passed three arenas. It's, we got three big arenas in Orlando.

• 1:34:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:34:20Speaker 05

  We got the, uh, we got the Orange, the, the Citroen Bowl, which I'll pass first, right? Then I passed the, we just got a new soccer arena. I'll pass that. And the very last one I would pass with the airway sign.

• 1:34:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:34:30Speaker 05

  I'll pass that every single, on my way to work, every single time.

• 1:34:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:34:33Speaker 05

  So I would always pass it. I would stop and I would go one day, I'm, one day.

• 1:34:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:34:37Speaker 05

  One day for show, one day for show, one, every time. And I, and I would tell my niggas, my niggas hate hearing that. Cause I get drunk, I'm like, y'all don't even get in there. I go on the bike to work.

• 1:34:45Speaker 05

  I wanna buy the perk for this shit, bruh, you feel what I'm saying? And it's, it's just, uh, but that was, that's how like locked in I was.

• 1:34:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:34:52Speaker 05

  Only, on, on this shit, you feel what I'm saying? And it's just to be, to be doing it, it, it, it just doesn't feel real.

• 1:35:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:35:00Speaker 05

  You feel me?

• 1:35:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:35:01Speaker 05

  Like, but I, even the shit you posted when you, uh, the nigga made me, shit made me cry with the, uh, with you taking your pops to, uh.

• 1:35:08Speaker 02

  To the Garden.

• 1:35:08Speaker 05

  To the Garden, nigga.

• 1:35:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:09Speaker 05

  This made nigga cry, bruh.

• 1:35:11Speaker 02

  You know, that wasn't actually my real dad, I hired an actor.

• 1:35:18Speaker 05

  Hey, that shit really fucked me up.

• 1:35:22Speaker 05

  I was like, damn, that real shit. This some bullshit.

• 1:35:27Speaker 02

  That was, uh, one of the coolest moments of my whole life.

• 1:35:29Speaker 05

  No, yeah, that shit made me cry, bruh.

• 1:35:31Speaker 02

  But I relate to what you're saying.

• 1:35:32Speaker 05

  And the one where you did, uh, the one you did, um, when you went to, uh, the, uh, the Toronto.

• 1:35:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was crazy too.

• 1:35:40Speaker 05

  Nigga.

• 1:35:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's like, uh, it's a huge competitive advantage to be delusional with your dreams.

• 1:35:46Speaker 05

  Gotta be.

• 1:35:47Speaker 02

  And like, it's cool that your brother said that because I think a lot of people, maybe we take for granted that we can dream crazy shit and a lot of people don't and they need to see it happen to believe that it's real.

• 1:35:58Speaker 05

  For sure.

• 1:35:59Speaker 02

  And they almost need to see it happen to someone close to them. Cause it's so easy when it happens to someone far away.

• 1:36:03Speaker 03

  You need to watch it happen, see it happen.

• 1:36:04Speaker 02

  And then it becomes attainable and, uh, but yeah, I think that's like my biggest competitive advantage of my whole life is just like, I, I would believe 100% that I could eventually do the craziest shit. And when people, people ask like, did you believe this was gonna happen? And I'm like, yeah, like, I recognize it's crazy, but there was never a question in my mind. So like seeing the Garden or seeing those, those arenas, like it's such a, it's like a cheat code in a way.

• 1:36:29Speaker 05

  Bruh, I walked jolly, I was two months in the community, nigga, like, I walked jolly in the street. Cause we had a, we had an open mic that was right next to, damn, what's it like, right there?

• 1:36:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:36:39Speaker 05

  And this was like when I was just learning how to do stand up. And I was like, nah, this is it. I'mma do this. This is what I'mma do. I walked out in the street, like in the middle of the street, and I said, nigga, we gonna stand it out one day. And I don't, I pray to God you alive, nigga. But this is, this is gonna happen, like for real. And I, and I, and I admit that.

• 1:36:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:36:56Speaker 05

  And I stand on it.

• 1:36:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:36:57Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying? That was like a situation where it was like, yeah, I mean, but you gotta be delusional.

• 1:37:01Speaker 02

  You have to.

• 1:37:02Speaker 05

  You have to be delusional.

• 1:37:03Speaker 02

  Cause we've chosen a delusional career.

• 1:37:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is insane. I'mma go, I'mma go and talk to people and be funny.

• 1:37:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37:08Speaker 05

  That's fucking psychopathic.

• 1:37:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37:10Speaker 05

  That's psychopathic in its own right.

• 1:37:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:37:12Speaker 05

  So you already gotta be a little crazy.

• 1:37:14Speaker 02

  Everybody's already a little delusional to try to do it. So your only way to get some sort of advantage is to be the most delusional.

• 1:37:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'mma just be, I'mma out delusional you.

• 1:37:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I think there's a lot of people like, I didn't even know this was gonna happen. I don't fucking believe you for a second. I don't like, there's some people like, I can't believe this happens. Like, you fucking knew it. We all fucking knew it, and we were delusional, and we chased after it every single day relentlessly.

• 1:37:41Mark Gagnon?

  You gotta be delusional. You was a bench player on JV, and you think you nice at basketball. That is delusion, right?

• 1:37:47Speaker 05

  Real delusion, and I'mma, I'mma kick your ass. I don't think you understand. Like, I'm, but I'm, I'm like a, I'm, I was a big player on JV, yes, but I'm a really good basketball player. I'll just freeze up. I will freeze in clutch moments.

• 1:37:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:38:00Speaker 05

  In the game, it's, I'm, I'm freezing, though.

• 1:38:02Speaker 06

  You couldn't even foul a guy with four seconds. I could do that.

• 1:38:04Speaker 05

  Nigga, I, I, I pushed the shit out that nigga, dog. The ref was ready to go home.

• 1:38:10Mark Gagnon?

  They do wanna do that shit sometimes. They got dinner, they want to pack with their families. They don't want no overtime for a bunch of kids, man.

• 1:38:16Speaker 05

  Like, it was time to tie this shit, nigga.

• 1:38:17Speaker 06

  Not to mention, every big moment you've had is cool because your family's there.

• 1:38:21Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:38:21Speaker 06

  Like, your mom is so proud.

• 1:38:23Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 1:38:23Speaker 06

  Every, every time I've ever seen Cam do it, like, he's about to perform on MSG.

• 1:38:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:38:27Speaker 06

  He's going up in the cellar or whatever. All of a sudden, I just see his mom sitting in the back, just so excited.

• 1:38:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. My dad go everywhere, but my mom, cause she didn't believe, she thought it was crazy. But like, it's, it's the funniest shit. She was on the movie set the other, the other day, and she was talking to people, and they was like, did you, did you see this? Like, he's been, did you see this for your son? My mom, I, I swear to God, she just goes, no, I thought he was gonna be a PE teacher.

• 1:38:52Speaker 05

  I was cool with that. I was cool with him being a P E. I just wanted him to be, she, she always like, I knew he couldn't work like a regular job because he was energetic. He just, just excitable. And I knew he couldn't be like a, like a, like a cubicle. So if he can just have somewhere he can just have a lot of space and just move around, get energy out. That's what I think would be great for him. And she was like, but this is, man, my mom, she told me, she told me she, cause she was so giddy like. She'd be like, you, and she would be like, son, I'm so proud. My mom talk like a white lady, like a real.

• 1:39:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:22Speaker 05

  Like my mom talk like, like, but I put on the phone right now, she sound like a real white lady. And she was just like, son, I'm just so, her being, she, she was just so proud to be like, cause she didn't, she didn't see none of it.

• 1:39:33Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:39:34Speaker 05

  None of it. See, my dad is also delusional. But, but also he's like delusional in a way like he's a fucking psychopath. Like, but my dad is, he was like, I tell, I tell this story a lot on, on positive shit, but it's like a situation where when I first started doing stand up, my mom kicked me out cause she was just nervous.

• 1:39:51Speaker 02

  She kicked you out, you said, of the house?

• 1:39:53Speaker 05

  But it was, it was, I was 22, bro. I was 22.

• 1:39:56Speaker 02

  You were an adult living at home?

• 1:39:57Speaker 05

  I was an adult living at home and I looked at my mom in my face like, I'm gonna do stand up comedy. And I've only done it one time when I was 19 and I've never done it since.

• 1:40:04Speaker 03

  Now you're 22, you're starting stand up, does that interfere with you playing JV basketball?

• 1:40:08Speaker 05

  That was probably the hardest part.

• 1:40:12Speaker 05

  Ma, I just graduated high school. Come on, please, give me some time.

• 1:40:18Speaker 05

  But she, uh, so I looked at her, I'm, I'm gonna do stand up and she was like, that's insane. Like, are you fucking, are you crazy? And then so she was like, well, you gotta, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna just let you live off me while you try to chase this insane dream. And so she sat in my dad's house, I was, I was at my dad crib for a minute, I was sitting on my dad's couch. And then she, she called him and she was like, she was just nervous, she was just scared. She was like, I don't, I don't know what he wants to do with life, I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't know, I'm just very nervous for what's going on. And he, he say he wanna do stand up, I just don't think that's a good idea. And just, please, my, my parents don't get along, but she was like, please, can it, she was on speaker, I heard the whole thing. It's like, if you, if you could just please talk him out of it. If you could talk him out of it, then please do that. And my dad said, ah, don't worry about it, see, I'll talk to him.

• 1:41:04Speaker 05

  Hung up the phone and looked at me dead in my eyes like, if you wanna do this shit, go hard at it. Yeah. I'm here for you. Whatever you need, I'm here. I remember when I first went in the middle of me. Yeah. Um. Remember, she didn't believe in you, but I, I do.

• 1:41:18Speaker 05

  No, okay, so the funniest shit. I saw, so my first time going back home doing Atlanta improv, right, I sold it out. And then, uh, my mom walks right by my dad. She didn't say hi or nothing. She was like, she walked right by him. My dad looked at me and go, this, all this shit cuz of me.

• 1:41:34Speaker 05

  All this shit cuz of, I don't even gonna thank you or nothing. All this shit cuz of me. I did this shit. He was, I did this shit, dog. What is this? Not even gonna say thank you or nothing. Shout out, Daz, yo. That is the best. Oh, my god. Oh, that's a great one. I did this shit. All this shit, me. My dad, but my dad, if I ain't, they could, we'll go to shows and stuff. And he'll see like my, uh, he'll see like my name on like a marquee or something. Yeah. Cause like he lived the dream, like, he lived the dream with me. So he like, I'm, I'm telling him all the, he learned a lot about standup cuz of me. Yeah. My dad thinks, my dad thinks, oh, Kaitony is huge, but he don't, if you not, if you haven't been on Kaitony, he don't know who you are. Right. He's like, that is the only thing that exists. That's it. That's all it is. That's actually awesome.

• 1:42:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, he, that he has no idea. Cause he sixty, my dad sixty-five, dog. Honestly. You feel me? Yeah. And so, it, we, like, but he, I told him my story about the comic store and all about the selling shit. I mean, my first time been on Marquee, the comic store, he walked up and he seen it. He said, man, that shit, that's my boy out there. We said, that's amazing. Plus, you know what's better? That shit say Patterson.

• 1:42:43Speaker 05

  That's me. That's me.

• 1:42:50Speaker 05

  Oh, your dad is hilarious. You gotta do a show once and just put Cam. Yeah. Just let him walk up. But he, but my dad, but he's so like, he's super, like, he's in, he just come in when I, when I crashed my car, bruh, I was like, yo, Pops. Like, I ain't got no car. Like, I don't know how I get, I, I was just going to mics every night. Yeah. Like, I don't know how I'm getting these mics, Pops. And he was like, nigga, I got, nigga, we got a car. Yeah. I got a car, that mean you got a car. Yeah. Like, we, we good, nigga. We ran that car to the ground, cause we, I wasn't good at driving. And then my uncle, my uncle was a cracker. He stole it.

• 1:43:26Speaker 03

  How you around so much crack, yo?

• 1:43:28Speaker 06

  Oh, it's insane.

• 1:43:30Speaker 03

  I know, and I have such a crack problem.

• 1:43:32Speaker 06

  This is where we grew up, man. This is what we went through. This is like, the fact that we're even here is just crazy.

• 1:43:42Speaker 05

  It's like me and my mom made it out of there.

• 1:43:46Speaker 05

  It's my body, man, dawg.

• 1:43:48Speaker 03

  Oh, my goodness.

• 1:43:49Speaker 05

  Like, he passed it to R.I.P. Uncle Herb, but he, uh, he got hit by a car.

• 1:43:54Speaker 02

  Oh, no. But he stole your car?

• 1:43:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:43:57Speaker 02

  Or your dad's car?

• 1:43:58Speaker 05

  My dad's car.

• 1:43:59Speaker 02

  So you guys get the car back and you're still able to do the mics and everything like that?

• 1:44:01Speaker 05

  No, no, that car was gone. That car was gone.

• 1:44:03Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 1:44:04Speaker 05

  That car was out of there.

• 1:44:05Speaker 06

  What, he sold it?

• 1:44:06Speaker 05

  Sold it for crack, yeah.

• 1:44:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:44:07Speaker 05

  Well, you know, crackheads don't really sell cars for crack. It's kind of a situation where they like, it's like a rental. Like, you can hold this car for like, a couple hours, if you give me this rock. But then the car go missing.

• 1:44:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:44:20Speaker 05

  You feel what I'm saying? So, but it was, uh, it was funny too, cause his, he was, he was so like fucked up on, on crack, dawg. My dad, my dad called, cause my dad's a very trusting and, like, he's just, he's a loyal guy to his core. That's his whole, this whole situation.

• 1:44:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:44:35Speaker 05

  So he was, so he, my Uncle Herb called me, and my dad sitting right by me, he got my dad's number. Cause my, the car was at the shop, getting worked on, my Uncle Herb working at the shop. You know what I'm saying? So he was, my, my, he called me and said, "Hey, give your dad the phone, man. I got some bad news." And I was like, "But you got it?" He said, "Man, give him the phone." So I give, I give him, I give my dad the phone, my dad go, "What? Huh? What you mean, Herb? What you, what are you talking about? What you mean the car gone?" He say, and then he put him on speaker and the herd just went, "Yeah, nigga, it's gone. Where'd it go? Hmm, it's gone."

• 1:45:13Speaker 05

  And my merch was in the back of it, all type of shit.

• 1:45:15Speaker 02

  Your merch was in the back of it?

• 1:45:19Speaker 05

  I just had started making merch. Hell, yeah.

• 1:45:21Speaker 06

  So those bootleg Cam shirts might be legit. They might be real.

• 1:45:24Speaker 05

  Real, yeah.

• 1:45:25Speaker 06

  Authentic.

• 1:45:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, Cam So Funny with a microphone that was green. My dad, man, he was so proud of that. Hell, yeah.

• 1:45:32Speaker 05

  Real shit. And that's how we knew who got in the car, because the car was gone, but we we kind of tracked it to this this this house. And then my cousin looked over the fence and my merch was in the over the fence.

• 1:45:43Speaker 02

  No way.

• 1:45:44Speaker 05

  But the car would no way be found.

• 1:45:46Speaker 02

  Did you go and talk to the family?

• 1:45:48Speaker 05

  You know, nah.

• 1:45:49Speaker 02

  Now, where was that? What's very funny about this is the people that stole your car resold it, but they kept that merch.

• 1:45:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:45:57Speaker 02

  Like that.

• 1:45:58Speaker 06

  And they hung it up in the high school, right?

• 1:46:02Speaker 05

  Right away, put the go.

• 1:46:04Speaker 02

  Cam Patterson, man, thank you so much for coming, bro. Um, you're awesome, dude. We wish you much success and

• 1:46:10Speaker 05

  Thank you, man.

• 1:46:11Speaker 02

  Do we even know a time for release for this movie or is it too early to even think about that?

• 1:46:15Speaker 05

  Too early, but I think like around the same time next year.

• 1:46:17Speaker 02

  Next year.

• 1:46:17Speaker 03

  And you have tour dates on your website or anything?

• 1:46:19Speaker 05

  On my website, you you can find me on

• 1:46:21Speaker 02

  CamSoFunny.com. Go check them out. And then you're on tour by yourself. You also, guys, do The Killers of Kill Tony, which is a fucking fantastic idea, by the way.

• 1:46:30Speaker 05

  It's all Tony, that's his brainchild.

• 1:46:32Speaker 02

  That's that's a great idea because you guys get to go on the road, get to do these amazing venues, but also you only have to do 15, 20 minutes so that those people that see you go, oh, my God, this guy's hilarious. I want to see him the next time I come back. It's like you get to double dip on markets. It's such a great idea.

• 1:46:50Speaker 05

  A real blessing. Tony, that's all, that's all Tony.

• 1:46:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, shout out Tony, man. Really shout out Tony. Anyway, dude, I'm so glad you came, brother.

• 1:46:55Speaker 05

  Thank you so much.

• 1:46:56Speaker 02

  Thank you so much, man. Cam Patterson, everybody.

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