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0:56 Caleb Hammer? To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:59 Speaker 03 I prayed about it. And then, as I was going to sleep, I heard a voice. And I said, "Let me just try only [BLEEP]."
1:06 Caleb Hammer? Okay, I'm being told you made $200,000 in six months. Where the [BLEEP] did that go?
1:09 Speaker 03 I purchased my mom [BLEEP].
1:11 Caleb Hammer? How much? How much possibly?
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1:37 Speaker 03 Hi, my name is Monica. I'm 25 years old from St. Pete, Florida. And this is Financial Audit.
1:45 Caleb Hammer? St. Pete, Florida?
1:46 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:47 Caleb Hammer? Very cool. Thanks for coming over to Austin. What do you do for a living there?
1:51 Speaker 03 I am a registered dietitian.
1:52 Caleb Hammer? Cool. Can you help me not be fat?
1:55 Speaker 03 Sure. Absolutely.
1:57 Caleb Hammer? Advice number one?
1:58 Speaker 03 It's all about what you can add, not what you can take away. So, everyone's always...
2:02 Caleb Hammer? I can add a lot of McDonald's.
2:04 Speaker 03 The right foods. We'll talk about it. Later date. I don't think this is the time.
2:09 Caleb Hammer? My show.
2:13 Caleb Hammer? Cool. What are you making in this job?
2:15 Speaker 03 I make $6,000 a month.
2:18 Caleb Hammer? St. Petersburg, St. Petersburg. Okay. I don't know as much. Florida is one of the more expensive states. St. Petersburg, I don't really know as much.
2:26 Speaker 03 It's 6% above the national average for income, as far as like-
2:30 Caleb Hammer? What is it? St. Petersburg or you?
2:31 Speaker 03 No, St. Pete.
2:32 Caleb Hammer? And 6,000 hits your account on a monthly basis?
2:35 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
2:35 Caleb Hammer? Good. How are you living off the 6,000? How are things going?
2:40 Speaker 03 Uh, it's going good enough right now. So...
2:49 Speaker 03 I... I have a lot of debt, clearly.
2:52 Caleb Hammer? Sure.
2:53 Speaker 03 So I need to figure out how I can-
2:56 Caleb Hammer? Why have you not to put your debt on a diet?
2:59 Speaker 03 I have.
2:59 Caleb Hammer? Or your spending or your life, have you?
3:02 Speaker 03 Uh-
3:02 Caleb Hammer? It's what everyone says.
3:03 Speaker 03 Very recently, very recently. I will say, I didn't pay attention until probably a month ago.
3:10 Caleb Hammer? Till a month ago? What happened a month ago?
3:12 Speaker 03 I started watching your show.
3:14 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
3:16 Speaker 03 I had never, um, seen my bank's, my credit card statements before.
3:20 Caleb Hammer? You never looked at anything?
3:22 Speaker 03 Nope.
3:23 Caleb Hammer? Why?
3:24 Speaker 03 Cause I felt like I never had to, because I was making enough money to where I was just consistently saving.
3:31 Caleb Hammer? 6,000? I was making a ton of money? Which, I mean, that's good.
3:35 Speaker 03 I was making a lot more money before that.
3:37 Caleb Hammer? What was your job?
3:38 Speaker 03 I was a social media content creator since 2020. So I made a good chunk of money from that.
3:46 Caleb Hammer? Since 2020? What are you making?
3:49 Speaker 03 I was making...
3:52 Speaker 03 Uh, it started in 2024. It was like-
3:56 Caleb Hammer? No, you said 2020.
3:57 Speaker 03 So 2020, I started on social media. By 2021, I was making 50K, which is like-
4:02 Caleb Hammer? 50K a year? Doing what?
4:06 Speaker 03 Brand deals, selling personal training.
4:08 Caleb Hammer? Your content was brand deals?
4:10 Speaker 03 No, I was a health and wellness influencer on TikTok. So you know how-
4:15 Caleb Hammer? You look healthy.
4:15 Speaker 03 Thank you. Back in 2020, all the big trendy TikTok dances were a thing. So I was like, doing the dances and putting information, like healthy lifestyle tips on the screen, and that-
4:26 Caleb Hammer? Don't eat greasy food. Followed by a TikTok dance?
4:31 Speaker 03 Yep.
4:31 Caleb Hammer? Okay, but you said you were making more than this.
4:34 Speaker 03 And then 2022, it kind of crept up, 75K, 2023 was like 90K.
4:39 Caleb Hammer? You were doing well.
4:40 Speaker 03 Yeah.
4:41 Caleb Hammer? What were your views? Do you still have this?
4:43 Speaker 03 I do, but I don't really, I just started posting on it again. I went on a huge hiatus.
4:47 Caleb Hammer? Why?
4:48 Speaker 03 Because I just didn't want to anymore.
4:51 Caleb Hammer? You were making a living off of it.
4:53 Speaker 03 The algorithm.
4:55 Caleb Hammer? No.
4:56 Speaker 03 Changed.
4:56 Caleb Hammer? No. People's interest changed.
4:59 Speaker 03 And that.
4:59 Caleb Hammer? The algorithm is literally only serving people what they want to keep them on the platform.
5:03 Speaker 03 That's true.
5:04 Caleb Hammer? If you are failing, it's not the algorithm's fault. Sometimes there can be a quick bug.
5:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
5:09 Caleb Hammer? But that corrects itself typically because they want to keep people on the platform.
5:13 Speaker 03 Yeah, my audience.
5:15 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, maybe if you're still doing health tips with TikTok dances in 2025, it probably doesn't work.
5:21 Speaker 03 No.
5:22 Caleb Hammer? Was 90,000 your cap then? Because again, I mean, you're kind of in that world gross, right?
5:28 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was 90K in 2023 and then 2024, it bumped up to like 225, 250,000.
5:38 Caleb Hammer? What was different?
5:39 Speaker 03 I.
5:39 Caleb Hammer? It's crazy.
5:40 Speaker 03 Yeah. So TikTok was the original place I started making money from brand deals and views.
5:46 Caleb Hammer? I'll tell you that.
5:47 Speaker 03 Right.
5:47 Caleb Hammer? TikTok doesn't pay.
5:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, the most, it was like 250 in a month from that. So it was mostly brand deals. It was mostly because I was a personal trainer and I was selling online personal training services.
5:58 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
5:58 Speaker 03 And then through that, management reached out to me, some management company.
6:04 Caleb Hammer? Oh, okay, an agency?
6:06 Speaker 03 Yes.
6:06 Caleb Hammer? Sure.
6:07 Speaker 03 And they ended up getting me a verified badge on Snapchat as like a public creator there. And that's where I started making the most money was actually Snapchat. So I started that in about 2022.
6:24 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, it was the same thing? Just health, health, health?
6:26 Speaker 03 No, because my audience on TikTok was 94% female. So I catered to them with the health and wellness piece. My audience on Snapchat was 94% male.
6:41 Speaker 03 So I posted selfies. I posted gym photos. And I got a lot of views and I didn't know what to do with it. They started paying me ad cents in about 2023.
6:56 Caleb Hammer? What do you mean you didn't know what to do with it? It was just gym photos.
6:59 Speaker 03 Right. So it's like, how do I, how do I market that?
7:02 Caleb Hammer? Did you not go further?
7:03 Speaker 03 I ended up going further.
7:05 Caleb Hammer? Ah, okay. See, that's what I felt like this was leading to.
7:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
7:09 Caleb Hammer? Where'd it go?
7:10 Speaker 03 So it started off as women commenting under my Snapchat photos saying 400 for post, 300 for post. It means they wanted me to promote their private Snapchat or Only accounts on my page.
7:25 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
7:26 Speaker 03 So I started accepting that because the photos they would send me would just be them in like jeans and a crop top. So I, for about three weeks, started posting their stuff and I was making like an extra 1,200 bucks a week. So then I found out that that's against Snapchat's community guidelines. And I was doing purely white. Have you heard of those teeth whitening ads? Purely white deluxe.
7:52 Caleb Hammer? No.
7:53 Speaker 03 They like ended up hiring me once a week to post teeth whitening ads. So I was doing teeth whitening ads on Snapchat every week, twice a week. And I was getting a base salary of $500 a week, sometimes up to 2,000, depending on when it was like a holiday season.
8:08 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
8:09 Speaker 03 So it started that way. It started, you know, I was dabbling and then all of a sudden I noticed that men were commenting that they would pay me. I put my Venmo in my bio. I started getting Venmos. And then I added a couple select individuals onto my Snapchat and I started selling photos. No nudity.
8:31 Caleb Hammer? This is a load of barnacles. No nudity?
8:35 Speaker 03 Nope.
8:35 Caleb Hammer? Lutidy.
8:36 Speaker 03 Lutidy.
8:37 Caleb Hammer? Well, lutidy gets close.
8:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, but.
8:40 Caleb Hammer? But how much did they spend on that?
8:43 Speaker 03 Anywhere from a hundred dollars a photo to like 500 dollars a photo and it would just be like bra.
8:48 Caleb Hammer? How many photos?
8:49 Speaker 03 Sometimes one to five.
8:51 Caleb Hammer? Okay. What were you making off this?
8:54 Speaker 03 Oh, I don't know. Every week.
8:56 Caleb Hammer? So you never went the, the online. You never went to Booby Booty Booty Booty?
9:02 Speaker 03 So then.
9:03 Caleb Hammer? Oh, it continues. Okay.
9:04 Speaker 03 Then I thought, okay, let me just try Only F***, but not nude.
9:10 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
9:11 Speaker 03 So I still didn't. It, right. So I got up to, I made like $600 in two weeks and then I was just below the IRS, you know, tax. I didn't wanna have to.
9:22 Caleb Hammer? Just below you being able to pay your bills was.
9:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
9:25 Caleb Hammer? That's not much.
9:26 Speaker 03 Right. I got off and then I went back on one more time, one more time, a year later. And I ended up spending, I ended up making like six, five or 6,000 in a couple of months. Yeah. No nudity.
9:40 Caleb Hammer? Yeah. I mean, you're, uh, unless for, unless you're a very specific person, like the loons aren't gonna, it's not gonna be what takes you there.
9:47 Speaker 03 Right. But then.
9:49 Caleb Hammer? Oh, it still goes. Please, please. Yes.
9:53 Speaker 03 End of 2023, very beginning of 2024, a company called Fanfix reached out to me.
10:00 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
10:01 Speaker 03 And this platform is like a soft version of Only F***. You don't have to put nudity on there. They have the same guidelines as Instagram. So I couldn't do nudity anyway. So I thought, okay, this is a better way to market my content without people expecting more from me. So I went on there.
10:24 Caleb Hammer? Expecting more is what endlessly gets them to keep giving. Okay, so yeah, go on.
10:30 Speaker 03 So I had managers on my Snapchat account who were posting for me every single day, to the point where they were just recycling old photos of me to keep me on trend. So I was getting in like 100,000 to a million story views a day. Good traction. So when I started this other subscription account, I set it at $10 and I started promoting it. And the thing is, similar to Only F***, you could tip the creator 5, 10, 15, however much you want to message with them privately.
11:07 Speaker 03 And I didn't want to do that.
11:08 Caleb Hammer? So someone else did it for you?
11:09 Speaker 03 Yeah, so I ended up making fifty thousand dollars in my first month.
11:16 Caleb Hammer? What the f- okay.
11:17 Speaker 03 And then sixty in my second.
11:19 Caleb Hammer? From the chat?
11:20 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:20 Caleb Hammer? Mostly from the chat?
11:21 Speaker 03 I spent thirty minutes on there a day and I would post in the main feed and I would take like ten to twenty photos, videos. I also had a pole. So I was learning how to pole dance. So it was like online.
11:34 Caleb Hammer? Oh, that, okay.
11:35 Speaker 03 Yeah, but not like.
11:37 Caleb Hammer? No hole?
11:38 Speaker 03 No.
11:39 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
11:39 Speaker 03 No nipple, no nothing.
11:41 Caleb Hammer? Uh huh.
11:42 Speaker 03 But I would, you know, I bought a bunch of lingerie.
11:44 Caleb Hammer? But it was close, yeah.
11:45 Speaker 03 It was close enough and I would send my managers extra photos and they would go into the chat and bait people for money.
11:57 Caleb Hammer? So how many months did you make this much?
11:59 Speaker 03 I started with fifty, sixty, and then it leveled out at twenty a month.
12:03 Caleb Hammer? That's not bad at all. That is, the two hundred fifty thousand dollars a year is not something to complain about.
12:07 Speaker 03 Definitely not. I stopped that.
12:10 Caleb Hammer? For why? Was it the objectification? Was it, like, what was it? Like?
12:16 Speaker 03 Just feeling like it was very wrong.
12:19 Caleb Hammer? Why?
12:20 Speaker 03 Cause I felt scammy. I felt like I was, I didn't want to sell that.
12:25 Caleb Hammer? Is it the sexual part?
12:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was the sexual part. It was just the general morality.
12:31 Caleb Hammer? You're in that life. Okay, you went full Christian good girl. Okay.
12:33 Speaker 03 Yeah.
12:34 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
12:35 Speaker 03 So my managers were not happy.
12:37 Caleb Hammer? Did you just say you started social media up again, though?
12:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
12:39 Caleb Hammer? Don't you think that's where it's gonna end up? I mean, for, not that all women end up there, but that is a very common trend today. Unless you have a very specific type of content that you're doing, of which I don't think you.
12:50 Speaker 03 So I deleted my Snapchat. I had four hundred and twenty thousand subscribers on there.
12:54 Caleb Hammer? You don't have to go to the extreme.
12:56 Speaker 03 I, I know, but it served no purpose. It had no value.
13:00 Caleb Hammer? Okay, I'm being told you made two hundred thousand dollars in six months. Where the f- did that go?
13:03 Speaker 03 So I paid my managers fifteen percent.
13:07 Caleb Hammer? Well, that's fine and that's normal.
13:10 Speaker 03 I traveled a lot. I bought-
13:13 Caleb Hammer? What was this? How old were you?
13:14 Speaker 03 Twenty-four.
13:15 Caleb Hammer? So last year?
13:16 Speaker 03 Yeah. Yep. So I traveled. I went, not internationally. I just flew domestic. I was pretty frugal on my travels. However, I purchased my mom a house.
13:30 Caleb Hammer? You bought your mom a house?
13:32 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:33 Caleb Hammer? How much? How much possibly?
13:37 Speaker 03 Down payment was seventy K. So a lot of that went to that and then not really clothing so much. I just, that's it. I just lived and didn't really think about it because I figured that would last. And then I realized-
13:53 Caleb Hammer? But you stopped. It may have.
13:55 Speaker 03 It would have lasted at least a while. I could have done probably something differently, but I mean, it is what it is.
14:04 Caleb Hammer? It is what it is.
14:05 Speaker 04 It is what it is.
14:08 Caleb Hammer? May I objectify you for a second? Do I have consent to objectify you?
14:11 Speaker 03 Sure.
14:12 Caleb Hammer? You're hot. They're substantial. She's very cute. Like, she could make money. I'm not saying if you don't want to or it's against your morality, do it. Like, I'm vibing with whatever you want to do. In fact, I would say, you know, probably don't because it is a little online [BLEEP]. Like, it's not great and it gets parasocial and some people have been in danger. We don't like that. However, you could-
14:32 Speaker 03 I could.
14:33 Caleb Hammer? And now you're starting social media back up again. What the [BLEEP] is your plan here? Because you're in a normal [BLEEP] job now.
14:39 Speaker 03 Yep, I'm in a normal job and it's sustainable and it's stable and I love it. I've never had a real job like this, like-
14:46 Caleb Hammer? But you're starting online again. That's sketch. Pull up your online. Pull up your online. Not any of the naughty naughties.
14:52 Speaker 03 It's just my TikTok.
14:54 Caleb Hammer? That's for the post-show. You're a stressed person? You got picking on the fingers. I do that as well. I do it from stress.
15:00 Speaker 03 I, yeah.
15:02 Caleb Hammer? It's not good.
15:02 Speaker 03 Really bad.
15:03 Caleb Hammer? Not healthy.
15:03 Speaker 03 Really bad OCD.
15:05 Caleb Hammer? Yeah. Okay, here we go. Yeah, I mean, this is substantial. Again, we don't allow people to plug things, so you guys won't know what this is. I will screen record and we'll put it in here, but we'll blur out the name. Okay, but she has almost 600,000 followers. This is not bad. Let's see, pinned comment about to eat.
15:27 Speaker 03 That was just random.
15:30 Speaker 03 I didn't, most recent-
15:31 Caleb Hammer? You look better in person than you do in that video.
15:34 Speaker 03 Thank you.
15:34 Caleb Hammer? Oh, Jesus is King. She did go full Christian Christian. I called that.
15:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
15:39 Caleb Hammer? Well done. So from tits online to Christian Christian.
15:43 Speaker 03 And the content that I'm posting now on TikTok is going through case studies of my clients that I see.
15:47 Caleb Hammer? I was gonna say, the content you posted on TikTok three days ago got 618 views.
15:52 Speaker 03 Right.
15:53 Caleb Hammer? Okay, we're not really going there.
15:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm not banking.
15:56 Caleb Hammer? Day in the life.
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16:25 Caleb Hammer? Symptom-free period?
16:26 Speaker 03 Yeah, so I went from endometriosis to symptom-free periods as part of my story, so.
16:32 Caleb Hammer? Huh?
16:33 Speaker 03 Yeah.
16:33 Caleb Hammer? What's endometrios?
16:34 Speaker 03 Endometriosis is the scar tissue that can build up inflammation around the uterus and causes like really bad painful periods for women.
16:43 Caleb Hammer? Why are you doing that?
16:44 Speaker 03 I don't anymore.
16:45 Caleb Hammer? Oh, good job.
16:46 Speaker 03 Yeah, but I specialize in helping women with their hormone health.
16:50 Caleb Hammer? Like removed?
16:51 Speaker 03 No.
16:51 Caleb Hammer? This is not, I do not have a [bleep]. I'm not.
16:53 Speaker 03 No.
16:54 Caleb Hammer? I have an [bleep] hole.
16:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's a little different.
16:57 Caleb Hammer? I've had a skin tag thing there. It wants to hurt.
17:02 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's not good.
17:04 Caleb Hammer? Not good. Can you help me with that?
17:06 Speaker 03 Potentially.
17:08 Caleb Hammer? Posture.
17:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, 99% of my clients are female and they're usually struggling with some sort of hormonal imbalances. So that's what I work with. And I have my personal experience because I regulated my nervous system and now I don't deal with that.
17:23 Caleb Hammer? The hat goes a long way.
17:26 Speaker 03 Appreciate it. Yeah, the forehead.
17:28 Caleb Hammer? Oh, not the forehead. It just balances you out.
17:31 Speaker 03 Oh, thanks.
17:33 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, you're a hat girl.
17:36 Speaker 03 I like my bucket hats preferably. Is that like a thing in Texas? Do people wear bucket hats? Am I gonna be?
17:42 Caleb Hammer? It's whatever you wanna be.
17:44 Speaker 03 Alright.
17:44 Caleb Hammer? It's whatever. See, you're still doing a little teasy. This is a little, you know, cuz dudes will, dudes will go for that.
17:50 Speaker 03 Yeah.
17:51 Caleb Hammer? It's all about periods and I don't think, um, here's the thing. Unfortunately, no one gives a [BLEEP] because you're not getting views.
17:57 Speaker 03 I'm just hoping that something, like just keeping stuff active. I never know what can happen in the future with it, so.
18:06 Caleb Hammer? Ooh, the dyed hair.
18:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, I did that for five and a half years. That's kinda how my TikTok blew up. Because I had blue hair. Yeah, for a really long time. This is recent. I know, okay. Hey.
18:21 Caleb Hammer? Is that natural?
18:22 Speaker 03 This is natural, yes.
18:24 Caleb Hammer? That's natural.
18:24 Speaker 03 I did like it. I really enjoyed it. I was a hair model, so I got paid a couple of times a year to model at hair shows.
18:31 Caleb Hammer? Oh, see, here, this is back on the tease.
18:34 Speaker 03 That was a while ago.
18:37 Caleb Hammer? Yeah.
18:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:38 Caleb Hammer? And that's what dudes are, so we're not trying to sell, cuz this is on the tease as well. Like, what's the content we're trying to do?
18:45 Speaker 03 I'm
18:46 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
18:47 Speaker 03 just trying to cater towards my ladies at this point.
18:49 Caleb Hammer? But are we trying to make a career after it? Cuz that, that, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
18:53 Speaker 03 I have a career.
18:55 Caleb Hammer? Okay, so we're not trying to career on this.
18:56 Speaker 03 No.
18:57 Caleb Hammer? We want to do this. Good.
18:58 Speaker 03 This aside, if, I got paid $10 from TikTok in the past month for starting back up.
19:05 Caleb Hammer? Well done.
19:06 Speaker 03 Thanks.
19:06 Caleb Hammer? Well done.
19:07 Speaker 03 10 bucks.
19:08 Caleb Hammer? Well done.
19:08 Speaker 03 Yeah.
19:09 Caleb Hammer? I'm being told, I guess your mom's house is this first one, so you put $70,000 down, but did you take out the mortgage or did she?
19:16 Speaker 03 I did.
19:18 Caleb Hammer? For your mom, you took out a mortgage?
19:20 Speaker 03 Yeah, she pays sometimes.
19:23 Caleb Hammer? Sometimes?
19:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
19:24 Caleb Hammer? What is sometimes?
19:26 Speaker 03 Um, she was, and then
19:27 Caleb Hammer? I love the heart of it.
19:29 Speaker 03 I know.
19:29 Caleb Hammer? One of my goals is to pay off my parents' mortgage, so I mean, I get it, but like, what the [BLEEP]?
19:33 Speaker 03 2024, May 2024, I bought it. She paid June, July, August,
19:38 Caleb Hammer? It's a year ago.
19:39 Speaker 03 September, and then we got hit by hurricanes, two hurricanes back to back.
19:44 Caleb Hammer? Last year, okay, I was gonna say, cuz nothing's really happened this year.
19:46 Speaker 03 Yeah, last year, and she's a full-time DJ. So she lost all of her gigs for about two months.
19:53 Caleb Hammer? What the [BLEEP]?
19:54 Speaker 03 Yeah.
19:55 Caleb Hammer? You're a part, a part, a full-time DJ, not reliable income and you're getting a mortgage under your name with the expectation of her paying for it? I can see what would go wrong.
20:06 Speaker 03 Yep.
20:06 Caleb Hammer? What does she bring in normally when she has her equipment not destroyed by Helena or whatever the [bleep] it last year?
20:13 Speaker 03 Four to 5,000 a month.
20:18 Caleb Hammer? No, this is a monthly payment of 2,421 dollars. That's insane. That's half her income. Why would you do that to yourself? Why would you do that to yourself?
20:29 Speaker 03 I just, okay, okay. This was, this was my thought process. She called me one day and she said, hey, I'm moving from my rental and I am gonna try and save money, so I'm gonna move into a trailer park. And I have a 17-year-old sister. And I said, over my dead body, you're gonna move her into a trailer park?
20:49 Caleb Hammer? But it's one year, right?
20:50 Speaker 03 Two years. Back then, yeah, she was 16, so she's, she was like a sophomore. So my mom, I didn't want her to go that route because it's not-
20:59 Caleb Hammer? And the only option was instead of maybe covering her rent for a year because you thought you were making an infinite amount of money forever, is to get into a 30-year mortgage?
21:07 Speaker 03 Yes.
21:08 Caleb Hammer? And by the way, an 8% interest rate is [bleep].
21:11 Speaker 03 Because-
21:12 Caleb Hammer? That's not even a race, where?
21:13 Speaker 03 Yeah, so it's an A-frame and it's really cute. And she said, when my-
21:19 Caleb Hammer? I don't even know what the, why do we-
21:20 Speaker 03 When my sister is out of school, we're gonna turn it into an Airbnb or a rental-
21:24 Caleb Hammer? Oh, good luck.
21:25 Speaker 03 And we have a good amount of land to host-
21:26 Caleb Hammer? Good luck, Airbnb market?
21:29 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, you're in Florida, but guess what, tourism market?
21:33 Speaker 03 I disagree.
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22:46 Speaker 03 It's a really cute rental.
22:48 Caleb Hammer? Is it on the beach?
22:50 Speaker 03 It's less than a mile from the beach. And it's right, it's like a mile from downtown.
22:56 Caleb Hammer? There.
22:57 Speaker 03 It's.
22:58 Caleb Hammer? But it's also St. Peter's.
23:00 Speaker 03 It's so that one is in Tarpon Springs.
23:03 Caleb Hammer? Is that where we go? Do we go to Tarpon Springs?
23:05 Speaker 03 It's a really old Greek city and it's super quaint for like married couples.
23:09 Caleb Hammer? I'm getting a thumbs up.
23:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's cute.
23:12 Caleb Hammer? Well done. Yeah, you got an eight percent rate on this house. And I mean, you've kind of suggested that she hasn't paid since last.
23:20 Speaker 03 She's paid. She paid back, so we both got a forbearance. So I got a forbearance on both properties.
23:29 Caleb Hammer? Both property, you own a house.
23:32 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do. So.
23:34 Caleb Hammer? Why did I have a note you're considering moving to Texas if you have two houses there?
23:38 Speaker 03 That's also a, yeah, that's a lot to get into.
23:41 Caleb Hammer? But also your job.
23:43 Speaker 03 I work remote.
23:45 Caleb Hammer? You have a house, but when did you get this house, this other house?
23:48 Speaker 03 Uh, 2023.
23:50 Caleb Hammer? Um, so that was, that was before boobies?
23:52 Speaker 03 Yes. That was based off of just brand deals, social media, you know?
23:59 Speaker 03 So I was doing pretty well. And then I got a lot of money and I spent it really fast.
24:06 Caleb Hammer? It's all gone. It has to be.
24:08 Speaker 03 It's all gone.
24:08 Caleb Hammer? Cause there's no way on the show unless you have substantial debt. Okay.
24:13 Speaker 03 So she paid up until, well, like, we took out the forbearance, then she was behind, but then she ended up reconciling that in the springtime. She was ahead, she was, or she was on time. And then July, August, September, she did not pay.
24:30 Caleb Hammer? This year?
24:31 Speaker 03 This year. And the-
24:33 Caleb Hammer? And now what? Now what?
24:35 Speaker 03 The only reason I was able to reconcile July, August was because my grandmother sold her house for cash and she gifted me, yeah.
24:46 Caleb Hammer? Why?
24:47 Speaker 03 I didn't have the money, my mom didn't either.
24:49 Caleb Hammer? Well, why'd your grandma gift her own money? She gifted you the payments for the mortgage?
24:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, Ju- July, August.
24:55 Caleb Hammer? Are you gonna sell, why are you moving to Texas?
24:57 Speaker 03 So it's a lower cost of living and I also, um, I said a prayer and I said, "God, I'll go wherever you want me to go." And he pointed Fort Worth out to me and I just, i- it's a whole thing. So I have a tenant renting out.
25:13 Caleb Hammer? Fort Worth?
25:14 Speaker 03 Yeah. I don't know what's in Fort Worth.
25:17 Caleb Hammer? The rodeo and...
25:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, it seems nice.
25:20 Caleb Hammer? That's a, I don't know, drivable infrastructure?
25:23 Speaker 03 Yeah. So I'm-
25:25 Caleb Hammer? And that's a-
25:26 Speaker 03 So I have two properties, I'm a little bit, it feels drowning, yeah, very much.
25:32 Caleb Hammer? Well, I think Brandon from Fort Worth, the translator of the show, you know him, was quite interested until he heard all the Christian prayer stuff because dude needs to stick it in in order for him to-
25:40 Speaker 03 Oh, boy. Yeah, that's a deal breaker.
25:42 Caleb Hammer? Continue it. Yeah, sticking it in?
25:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's a deal breaker for me.
25:46 Caleb Hammer? Wait till marriage?
25:47 Speaker 03 Yes.
25:50 Caleb Hammer? You too.
25:54 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
25:55 Speaker 03 Okay.
25:55 Caleb Hammer? Good luck, guys. We'll send you on a vlog date after this.
25:59 Speaker 03 Great.
25:59 Caleb Hammer? Well done. Maybe if you're lucky, Brandon, by the third date, you'll get a handheld.
26:04 Speaker 03 Maybe.
26:06 Caleb Hammer? It's so interesting because you literally were posting, like, it had to be like, a half an inch away from full hole exposure in Areola.
26:15 Speaker 03 I didn't even do like really provocative-
26:18 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
26:19 Speaker 03 -poses or anything.
26:20 Caleb Hammer? Um, okay, um-
26:23 Caleb Hammer? And then Mom's house, we still wanna keep it?
26:25 Speaker 03 Trying, yeah.
26:27 Caleb Hammer? Sure. Uh, with Mom staying in there? So you said move out once... Where are you gonna... Where's she apparently supposed to go post, uh, sister moving out?
26:38 Speaker 03 That we don't know. I think she wants to buy a van and do van life.
26:43 Caleb Hammer? The [__] is wrong with your mom? She sounds so weird. For an older person.
26:47 Speaker 03 Yeah, um...
26:48 Caleb Hammer? Like, if it was you...
26:50 Speaker 03 It's, yeah...
26:51 Caleb Hammer? What are you showing me?
26:52 Speaker 03 Like, the, the skin issues is from... You know, we have an interesting dynamic. So like, I'm pretty much the mom, and she's pretty much... Yeah, so when you hear us on the phone talking, you'd be like, "I don't know who's who." Kind of. I give a lot of advice. I try not to lecture her, cuz then she gets really mad.
27:12 Caleb Hammer? Well, yeah, I don't think parents like that from kids.
27:15 Speaker 03 Yeah.
27:15 Caleb Hammer? Specifically...
27:19 Caleb Hammer? I guess we'll look at the grandma's house first, and then we'll get into these other statements. Not grandma's, Mom's house. And then we have a lot of credit cards to go through. Uh, but 6,000 hours is what comes in. Yeah, I would say if you have to make a $2,500 payment on one house, and then you have another house as well, and we're trying to move... When are you moving to Fort Worth? Bye.
27:36 Speaker 03 Uh, September 27th. I'm driving out here.
27:38 Caleb Hammer? It's official?
27:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
27:40 Caleb Hammer? Wait, we're in September?
27:42 Speaker 03 I have a place.
27:43 Caleb Hammer? This is in 10 days?
27:44 Speaker 03 Yes.
27:45 Caleb Hammer? Wait, what the [__] Why?
27:46 Speaker 03 What do you... I'm, I'm flying back, and then I'm driving out here.
27:50 Caleb Hammer? Why do you have to do this now?
27:51 Speaker 03 Because that's timeline.
27:53 Caleb Hammer? No, you're...
27:55 Speaker 03 I have a tenant for my place, and I'm paying less.
27:58 Caleb Hammer? You spend identical to what you make.
28:00 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah.
28:02 Caleb Hammer? Well, actually, compared to payroll, you actually spend 500, uh, 3, 4, $400 more than you make.
28:08 Speaker 03 Yeah.
28:09 Caleb Hammer? You have substantial debt, not mortgages. We're talking over $20,000. All that combined, we're talking almost $500,000. No, actually, no, cuz there is an additional Chase Ink card with 9,000, and then Wells Fargo 10,005. Wells Fargo Bank card, 1,500... How are you moving?
28:29 Speaker 03 Because I have a tenant who's taking over my mortgage. And I am moving into a place that's cheaper.
28:35 Caleb Hammer? Hopefully, if there's no expenses that pop up, do you have a rental property management company?
28:39 Speaker 03 I don't, but my neighbor.
28:41 Caleb Hammer? Oh, your neighbor? Your neighbor what?
28:44 Speaker 03 She's really reliable with stuff. If I need her over there in like two minutes.
28:49 Caleb Hammer? Oh, you're.
28:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, so Fort Worth. My rent here is thirteen hundred. And my tenants are paying two thousand at my home. So I am going to be spending significantly less.
29:04 Caleb Hammer? I just don't get it. Away from the beach, away from the traffic, away from the food.
29:07 Speaker 03 No, it's devastating. I love St. Pete.
29:10 Caleb Hammer? Maybe your prayer was wrong and you needed a second one.
29:14 Speaker 03 Don't think so. The living situation I got here is pretty, pretty great.
29:18 Caleb Hammer? Yes, because no one wants to live there. It's out of desperation.
29:22 Speaker 03 No, not at all.
29:24 Caleb Hammer? Come on.
29:24 Speaker 03 Okay, but it was nice not having the finances to be able to go on Airbnb. So I found the place I'm staying on Airbnb. Host is a four bedroom. I do have three roommates. But they're all awesome, so I'm happy about it. I like being with people. I'm an extrovert. So?
29:46 Caleb Hammer? New age Christian?
29:47 Speaker 03 No.
29:48 Caleb Hammer? Oh.
29:49 Speaker 03 I love everybody.
29:51 Caleb Hammer? But when they bring over a flap to flap with?
29:55 Speaker 03 Just because I don't agree with someone's lifestyle doesn't mean I'm gonna be.
29:59 Caleb Hammer? There it is.
30:00 Speaker 03 Yeah.
30:01 Caleb Hammer? Fire and rimstone.
30:02 Speaker 03 Ah. Are you trying to like classify the type of Christianity? Based on, okay.
30:11 Caleb Hammer? No, I'm with you. But you're also gonna be living in a roommate situation, going from owning a house to living in a roommate situation.
30:18 Speaker 03 So.
30:19 Caleb Hammer? Trust me, I fuck with everyone. I fuck with the Christians, I fuck with the gays, I fuck with the blacks, I fuck with the Mexicans, I fuck with everyone.
30:25 Speaker 03 I know, I know. So the cool thing is, the first six months of this year, I hosted workday volunteers in my house. So I was living with people anyways.
30:34 Caleb Hammer? You say these people are great. How much do you know about them?
30:36 Speaker 03 I just met them. I really enjoy their company. We have similar values.
30:41 Caleb Hammer? Three women?
30:42 Speaker 03 Yeah.
30:42 Caleb Hammer? Three hardcore Christian women?
30:45 Speaker 03 Yeah.
30:46 Caleb Hammer? Oh, Fort Worth, ladies and gentlemen.
30:48 Speaker 03 We get along. We've had sleepover parties already. Some friends have come over from one of the girls.
30:54 Caleb Hammer? Christian women have on sleepover parties.
30:57 Speaker 03 Yes.
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32:03 Speaker 03 They made cookies. That's about it. That's all we got.
32:07 Caleb Hammer? Taste of the cookie.
32:09 Speaker 03 Oh my gosh, bro.
32:11 Caleb Hammer? I would like to see.
32:14 Speaker 03 So, yes, it's a good situation. I'm happy with it. And I'm going to be spending less money out here than I would at home. Granted, I would love to.
32:22 Caleb Hammer? I hope so. You'll be depressed in your car-infested infrastructure that the only thing you'll want to do is escape and go spend money. Or to see your house.
32:31 Speaker 03 There's trails, there's lakes. I just, I walk, I go, I watch the sunset, like relatively.
32:38 Caleb Hammer? The sun always sets, no matter where you are.
32:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, so we're good. I got things to occupy me. It's fine. I'll be fine.
32:44 Caleb Hammer? That happens once a day, by the way. And it's usually late.
32:47 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:48 Caleb Hammer? What do you think your finances are? Score zero to 10, zero being the worst, 10 being the best?
32:54 Speaker 03 Like a two, just because I have real estate?
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33:42 Caleb Hammer? DollarWise.com to learn more. Alright, so again, yeah, this is Mom House. So let's write down the debt, because this is a situation. I'm gonna have you pull up the address while I write down the information.
33:54 Speaker 03 Okay.
33:58 Speaker 03 Beautiful.
33:59 Caleb Hammer? You allowed to use screens in your denomination?
34:01 Speaker 03 Yes.
34:04 Caleb Hammer? What denomination are you? I was raised Wesleyan.
34:07 Speaker 03 I don't really have a denomination, but I would say I'm more Pentecostal.
34:11 Caleb Hammer? Uh, is that stoning the gays, or is that bringing them in?
34:16 Speaker 03 It's like, just very spiritual, like...
34:19 Caleb Hammer? Hippie.
34:20 Speaker 03 Just, you know, the Pentecostals speak in tongues. Yeah, they, uh, they pray very charismatically. And they believe in healing and like all the things that were back then.
34:36 Caleb Hammer? It sounds like Christianity, but you're just making sounds, perhaps?
34:40 Speaker 03 I don't know. I don't do it.
34:42 Caleb Hammer? May you make a sound for us right now?
34:46 Speaker 03 I don't know what to do. They just say, they're just like, I don't know, it sounds like they know what they're doing.
34:51 Caleb Hammer? I just love an example.
34:54 Speaker 03 I don't know.
34:55 Caleb Hammer? What have you heard before?
34:56 Speaker 03 Bro.
34:58 Speaker 03 Like, they just go da-da-da-da-da-da-da, and they like move their tongue really fast.
35:01 Caleb Hammer? What is that doing?
35:02 Speaker 03 And it's apparently speaking in the heavenlies and like to the heavenly realms. And let's say you were prophesying or talking to someone or praying over someone in a different language, they may be able to understand what they are saying or be able to feel the Holy Spirit more through that. I don't know. That's the one like debatable. I'm not quite sure. I haven't researched it that much, but I've been around people that speak in tongues. I've been to Pentecostal churches where they're all like going for it. And it's a, it's an interesting experience.
35:38 Speaker 03 It's pretty powerful.
35:39 Caleb Hammer? Good tongue practice.
35:41 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:42 Caleb Hammer? For the sleepovers.
35:43 Speaker 03 Great.
35:45 Caleb Hammer? It's weird. I don't know. Again, I was raised Wesleyan. I'm, um, I, I don't know what religion I, I am. I'm, I'm a believer of God. It's very interesting.
35:57 Speaker 03 What's Wesleyan?
35:57 Caleb Hammer? That's where I am. I, I think it's Midwest. I don't know. Like a sub-denomination. This is where I was raised. But I've never heard of like da-da-da-da-da.
36:06 Speaker 03 I don't know. I didn't go to the church to find a denomination.
36:09 Caleb Hammer? Here's Mom's house. It looks like something out of a
36:13 Speaker 03 It's a little fairy home.
36:14 Caleb Hammer? A Tim Horton movie.
36:15 Speaker 03 It's cute.
36:17 Caleb Hammer? Cute is luckily a subjective word.
36:26 Speaker 03 That wasn't like a reaction.
36:28 Caleb Hammer? It is definitely a form of an A.
36:31 Speaker 03 Yeah. It has a balcony in the back. It's, it's a two-story. It's
36:36 Caleb Hammer? Random?
36:37 Speaker 03 It's cute.
36:40 Caleb Hammer? Okay. Lots of questionable reactions. Also, um, especially for the renting in the Airbnb, looking at the street view and stuff. Looks just like a very trashy area. Is that where someone's gonna want an Airbnb?
36:55 Speaker 03 I don't think it's trashy. The houses on the street are pretty nice. Like in the neighborhood.
37:00 Caleb Hammer? Dude, I'm doing street view around it. It looks like a trailer park.
37:03 Speaker 03 Yeah, there's a trailer park nearby.
37:05 Caleb Hammer? Also, it's close to the bayou, not even the ocean. Right?
37:08 Speaker 03 It's close to the ocean, sunset, and Fred Howard.
37:11 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
37:12 Speaker 03 Yeah.
37:13 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, I mean, there's an equity position in the house, thank goodness, but that's mostly because you put it down. Other than what you put down, what did you buy it for?
37:21 Speaker 03 $327.
37:23 Caleb Hammer? Well, that's what it's worth, apparently.
37:27 Caleb Hammer? Uh, so, good luck. If you have to sell this, because you will lose money. After fees and whatnot, and closing costs and all the goodies.
37:36 Speaker 03 Yeah, really.
37:37 Caleb Hammer? Hope you don't. But again, where's mama gonna go? Have we, did you answer that?
37:41 Speaker 03 A van.
37:43 Caleb Hammer? That's right. Okay, and that's certain that you're gonna be able to rent this house out and not pay this mortgage? You've agreed, she's agreed to this?
37:49 Speaker 03 Yes.
37:50 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
37:51 Speaker 03 I'm just, yeah. So, we're caught up to September, but the grace period was September 15th. And I texted her yesterday, and we have not paid the mortgage for September. So there's another, it's a $95 late fee. Every couple of weeks, until she pays it.
38:11 Caleb Hammer? What are we doing?
38:12 Speaker 03 Yeah.
38:12 Caleb Hammer? Until she pays it, and you're not going to, because you don't have the money, right?
38:15 Speaker 03 Right.
38:16 Caleb Hammer? What the?
38:16 Speaker 03 Sister doesn't work, and she doesn't work.
38:18 Caleb Hammer? That's fine, I mean, your sister's not necessarily required to. It's good to get some work experience, but...
38:23 Speaker 03 Yeah.
38:23 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, you're right! Total due $5,000.
38:26 Speaker 03 So that was covered.
38:28 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, but now it's not again.
38:29 Speaker 03 Right.
38:30 Caleb Hammer? So we're about to have a double payment again, and grandma's not gonna give it this time.
38:34 Speaker 03 Mm-mm.
38:35 Caleb Hammer? This is...
38:36 Speaker 03 It's really bad, yeah.
38:40 Speaker 03 Oops.
38:41 Caleb Hammer? Wait long and
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39:12 Caleb Hammer? Up without someone coming in to bail and you lose the house and that 70s gone.
39:16 Speaker 03 Yeah. Yeah. If worst case scenario, I am gonna have to make a tough decision and get renters in there that will actually pay.
39:27 Speaker 03 My relationship with my mom has been rocky. I really don't want to have to do that.
39:30 Caleb Hammer? There and again, the mom relationship, are you gonna kick her out?
39:34 Speaker 03 Right.
39:35 Caleb Hammer? Are you?
39:36 Speaker 03 I really hope it doesn't get to that point.
39:38 Caleb Hammer? And then there's your house and then we'll get into the, you know, juicy debt specifically, but if we're talking about the, you know, obviously these are massive expenses and we're moving to Fort Worth. How did the Fort Worth come to you?
39:50 Speaker 03 I prayed about it and then as I was going to sleep, I heard a voice that told me, well, it was my, it was my voice. It wasn't like a deep, dark, mysterious voice.
40:00 Caleb Hammer? Well, you know, that's a very normal thing when you go to sleep to hear a voice.
40:03 Speaker 03 Yes.
40:03 Caleb Hammer? It's a, you're in that mixture between so like dream space and space when you're, especially when you're very stressed. That could be a common thing that pops up. I mean, it's rare, but it's a normal thing.
40:14 Speaker 03 Yeah. So there was a location and then it was like confirmations over the past couple of months. I didn't actually seek out tenants.
40:21 Caleb Hammer? Targeted ads after you searched Fort Worth?
40:24 Speaker 03 No, like more physical because I was at a, I was serving with my church and I was in a kitchen helping refurnish.
40:35 Caleb Hammer? You are a woman.
40:36 Speaker 03 Yes. And I went down and I saw.
40:39 Caleb Hammer? She's a trad Christian.
40:40 Speaker 03 I saw, I saw a book and it was from the woman that we were refurnishing the house for and it was a Bible study and at the bottom there was a location of the ministry that it was from and it was Fort Worth, Texas. And then after that, I kind of started to research Fort Worth and I'm like, okay, I could if I'm gonna.
40:58 Caleb Hammer? No, I could live in a highway.
41:00 Speaker 03 I could live there if I had to. So then I said, alright, well, I'm not gonna look for tenants if this is really where I'm supposed to end up. I know that God will provide me a tenant. And within three weeks, one of my old friends who like I recently reconnected with, reached out to me looking for a place in St. Pete. And lo and behold, she ended up signing the lease a few days or a few weeks later. And in that meantime, I found the place that I'm living now. And if for what it's worth, my neighbor parks two vans on my front yard.
41:35 Caleb Hammer? Oh.
41:36 Speaker 03 Two hundred dollars extra a month.
41:39 Caleb Hammer? Hell, if it's that kind of neighborhood. Okay, on this house, you owe one hundred ninety-three thousand, four hundred and eighty dollars and forty-five cents. Minimum payment, a thousand, seven hundred, five dollars and forty-one cents. I've also come to the light.
41:50 Speaker 03 You have?
41:50 Caleb Hammer? I've come to the light.
41:51 Speaker 03 Okay. Yeah.
41:55 Caleb Hammer? But man, it was fun.
41:56 Speaker 03 Yeah.
41:57 Caleb Hammer? Yeah. You remember being a-
41:58 Speaker 03 I really wasn't. I was in a long-term relationship.
42:02 Caleb Hammer? Oh, you should have been a-
42:03 Speaker 03 I had like one hookup.
42:05 Caleb Hammer? That's it. That's it. That's a single, single-
42:08 Speaker 03 One.
42:09 Caleb Hammer? One-
42:09 Speaker 03 One experience and then was like, no, not for me.
42:13 Caleb Hammer? Listen, they use, they use, if someone hears now and they hear insulting, but I've loved being a- So much fun. It's, it's, it's like, uh, it's a praise, honestly, if you call me a-
42:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
42:25 Caleb Hammer? That means I was getting laid, right?
42:28 Speaker 03 It's actually a biblical term.
42:29 Caleb Hammer? Sure. I bet. What does it mean? Amazing man?
42:36 Speaker 03 Sure. We'll go, we'll go with that. Yeah. I believe you were and still are.
42:40 Caleb Hammer? No, I've become a better man.
42:43 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm. Wanted a family.
42:45 Caleb Hammer? Barely, I do want a family.
42:46 Speaker 03 Yeah.
42:47 Caleb Hammer? Barely, barely equity position in this house. But what did you put down on it? What did you buy this for?
42:52 Speaker 03 I bought it for two forty-seven.
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44:21 Speaker 03 They're renting it for 2,000.
44:22 Caleb Hammer? Oh, okay. That's honestly not a lot of wiggle room because
44:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
44:26 Caleb Hammer? $2,000 when you're setting money aside 3% at a minimum basis for any future vacancy and an additional 3% minimum for any future repairs, which by the way, that's honestly not enough. I would double those each. You're not making money, but at least you're covering the cost. But if a roof has to be replaced, which?
44:43 Speaker 03 2022 roof.
44:44 Caleb Hammer? Maybe. Okay. It's a small house, right?
44:47 Speaker 03 It's 1,200.
44:48 Caleb Hammer? Oh, it's a two bed, one bath. Who the would buy this from you? Because it's a very interesting thing. Like people don't buy these houses anymore. There'd have to be some kind of business opportunity. 102 square foot. Yeah.
44:59 Speaker 03 With the garage, it's larger, but I, I didn't have any plans on selling it, honestly. And I have a decent sized backyard, so I can put like a secondary structure on it eventually, but that's
45:10 Caleb Hammer? I don't know if I'd do that, honestly. Okay, let's move on from the real estate. But you got a 6% rate on here. Here's the juice.
45:21 Caleb Hammer? Oh, she's ashamed. She just She's ashamed and
45:29 Speaker 03 All right, we'll get into the juice, I guess.
45:31 Caleb Hammer? I used to feel very bad when I Back at like 15, 16.
45:35 Speaker 03 Yeah.
45:36 Caleb Hammer? You're like the first like, like, I don't think we've had like, uh, this is so interesting to talk about your religion because we just don't have people that are just like religious on the show.
45:48 Speaker 03 I know. I
45:50 Caleb Hammer? So this is such a different conversation. I'm so goony right now. Goony for religion. Sapphire preferred
45:58 Caleb Hammer? $3,870.20. What is going on with this card?
46:04 Speaker 03 So I went on a trip for my dance team. We were competing and
46:10 Caleb Hammer? Booty on stage?
46:11 Speaker 03 No.
46:12 Caleb Hammer? That's illegal.
46:13 Speaker 03 Actually, I did not, but I went and I put No, I was on stage, but I I'm on a hip hop. I was on a competitive hip hop team.
46:25 Caleb Hammer? Hip hop? Now that's the devil's music.
46:28 Speaker 03 And that's what makes it look like hip hop. Not necessarily. It is secular. It depends on the messaging. We did dance to Get It Shotty by Lloyd, so it was a sacrifice to leave that behind. That was definitely one of my, my loves.
46:44 Caleb Hammer? Continue.
46:45 Speaker 03 So I went there. I put the Airbnb that we were all staying at on my card and then I had people
46:51 Caleb Hammer? Why'd you pay for that?
46:52 Speaker 03 Because I
46:53 Caleb Hammer? But did you take the money that they gave you and pay on it?
46:56 Speaker 03 Yeah.
46:57 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
46:57 Speaker 03 Maybe 80% of them.
46:59 Caleb Hammer? Why? Why not the total?
47:02 Speaker 03 Because they paid
47:02 Caleb Hammer? Why is it on you to put it on your card?
47:05 Speaker 03 Because I liked to mom, I guess, and I wanted to a space where I knew that I would like, and I wanted to make sure that I was covering the groceries and stuff and have, I like looped the grocery cost into the stay. So I had people pay for everything so that I could do a big Costco haul when I got there. So a lot of that was like
47:26 Caleb Hammer? Let me do this. This is almost maxed out. This is almost maxed out.
47:29 Speaker 03 That did have
47:30 Caleb Hammer? It was over maxed out at the beginning of the month by far. And you still purchased $202.48 while $95.26 of interest accrued. Hey, if you don't purchase on this and you make your minimum two payments, how long does it take to pay off?
47:42 Speaker 03 Probably like 15.
47:43 Caleb Hammer? 14, pretty close.
47:45 Speaker 03 So it had an
47:46 Caleb Hammer? It's as long as you can get married in the church, right?
47:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, I guess I had to balance.
47:51 Caleb Hammer? I don't know. That's more Catholicism.
47:53 Speaker 03 Yes.
47:53 Caleb Hammer? Actually, that's more like eight.
47:55 Speaker 03 Okay, anyways, eighteen thousand dollars was my limit until the summer and then they dropped it to four thousand. So.
48:04 Caleb Hammer? Good, because you're looking like an untrustworthy person. Listen, I'll let you use the Fizz card, debit card that builds credit, because at least you can't yourself like you are with this.
48:13 Caleb Hammer? This is crazy.
48:14 Speaker 03 It is crazy.
48:15 Caleb Hammer? Do you drink? Do you do any drugs? I'm so interested. You're like a little, I want, you're a creature I want to study. Your life, like, you're living such an interesting life because no one your age does this.
48:25 Speaker 03 No, I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do drugs.
48:29 Speaker 03 At all.
48:30 Caleb Hammer? What's your vice? Do you do caffeine?
48:31 Speaker 03 My vice is picking at my skin.
48:34 Caleb Hammer? Do you do caffeine?
48:35 Speaker 03 No. That's like a lot for me. That's like six, Brendan told me it was sixty milligrams.
48:39 Caleb Hammer? Uh oh, she talked to Brandon before.
48:42 Speaker 03 Little tough.
48:43 Caleb Hammer? Uh oh, Brandon and her had tea before the show.
48:46 Speaker 03 Oh, wow.
48:48 Caleb Hammer? Whoa. Stick it in the butt. Later.
48:51 Speaker 03 My vice is, uh, sweets. I like sweets. That's about it.
48:57 Caleb Hammer? Okay, I was very curious. This is a very odd episode.
49:03 Caleb Hammer? But, uh, tea, boba, that's caffeine.
49:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, a little bit. Okay, but boba tea?
49:09 Caleb Hammer? It's illegal, potentially.
49:11 Speaker 03 What do you mean?
49:11 Caleb Hammer? Caffeine's illegal for a lot.
49:13 Speaker 03 Of religions?
49:15 Caleb Hammer? The Mormons.
49:15 Speaker 03 FLBS, yeah, I'm not, I'm not Mormon.
49:17 Caleb Hammer? Well, who was right? Who gets into heaven?
49:20 Speaker 03 I'm afraid it was the Mormons.
49:22 Caleb Hammer? There are many denominations of Christianity and like, um, what's it called?
49:26 Speaker 03 I don't know.
49:27 Caleb Hammer? That's Robert. Robert was raised something weird.
49:30 Speaker 03 But like, I'm not religious. I, I have a relationship with God. But I go to like a non-denominational church. Yeah.
49:39 Caleb Hammer? Uh, rebel. Okay.
49:41 Speaker 03 This is, yeah, my statements are very rebellious, as you can see.
49:45 Caleb Hammer? Instacart, not really a good use of money when we can't pay off our fucking cards. And yeah, there's the Airbnb, but that was the small minority of like what you're doing, actually. And Starbucks. You've had fees this year. I think that's probably the annual fee, though. And three hundred fifty-eight dollars of interest accrued.
50:01 Speaker 03 Yeah, pretty bad.
50:05 Speaker 03 I will say, I was spending a lot more the first half of the year because I had work-stay volunteers living with me, so they were helping me. This was the time where I was still like, "I can do it! I can make a living off of social media and hosting in-person events!"
50:20 Caleb Hammer? Is that why you bought like one of those like thousand-dollar, like bull online courses? Which, there's many good ones, but even still, all of our educational stuff, it's like the debt class, the budget class, the investing class, the real estate class, the recession class, the beginner class, all that, which has the lowest refund rate in the industry by far and changed 10,000 people's lives. Literally that? People can get all of it for, what is it, $197?
50:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
50:48 Caleb Hammer? Oh, what the [bleep]? You spent $1,000 on some bull online thing that probably doesn't have anywhere close to what we have?
50:55 Speaker 03 Yeah.
50:56 Caleb Hammer? Oh, to get access to a private Discord. Oh my goodness, tell me about it.
51:00 Speaker 03 That was back in December, right before 2025. I was like, this is my last ditch effort in trying to redo socials and see if I can make a living, still just brand deals.
51:16 Caleb Hammer? Well, don't post about periods. Like, no one gives a [bleep].
51:18 Speaker 03 Yeah, so...
51:18 Caleb Hammer? I mean, there's advice number one.
51:20 Speaker 03 I'm not passionate about like the stuff that I was posting before, so I just did that and I tried, but...
51:25 Caleb Hammer? But you have to decide, like, do I always want to film this show? Not necessarily.
51:30 Speaker 03 Yeah.
51:30 Caleb Hammer? But it's my career.
51:32 Speaker 03 Yeah. So, I bought a $1,000 course because I met the people in person and I, they made it seem like it was... They were giving me brand deals to post like face masks and stuff, and so I basically broke even.
51:47 Caleb Hammer? If you have to buy into making money?
51:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was, yeah.
51:50 Caleb Hammer? Very pyramid-y almost, in a way.
51:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, I have been in some of those.
51:55 Caleb Hammer? You have?
51:56 Speaker 03 Yep. I was in a multi-level marketing company.
51:59 Caleb Hammer? I'm not shocked. It seems you kind of follow and fall into things quite easily.
52:05 Speaker 03 Yeah, my parents got me into it.
52:06 Caleb Hammer? Have you been in a cult?
52:07 Speaker 03 I would consider that. It was pretty culty, but no, like a religious cult?
52:12 Caleb Hammer? Your parents got you into the pyramid?
52:13 Speaker 03 Yep.
52:14 Caleb Hammer? How the?
52:15 Speaker 03 I was 16. They started with this company called Isogenics. I went to [BLEEP] with them. Yep. And then when I turned 18, they signed me up under them. And they told me that I was gonna make a bunch of money going to college selling a meal replacement shakes and cleanses to broke college students. And that did not go very far.
52:35 Caleb Hammer? The course that you got, the $1,000 one, was there 100% money back guarantee no matter what?
52:39 Speaker 03 I don't think so.
52:40 Caleb Hammer? Never buy one unless you do, because all courses, listen, online, again, there aren't actually good ones. We do some good ones. I'm friends with people that do some good ones. But if they don't have a 100% money back guarantee, no matter what, no questions asked, like we do, then I wouldn't trust it, because that means they're just trying to capture your money and run. We're confident that we provide value, so people are willing to like, okay, yes, you like, let me pay you for the value.
53:02 Speaker 03 Yeah.
53:03 Caleb Hammer? Like, what the?
53:04 Speaker 03 I know. I know. I spent a lot of money on courses, thinking that it was investments.
53:08 Caleb Hammer? How much?
53:09 Speaker 03 So.
53:10 Caleb Hammer? How the much?
53:11 Speaker 03 I was spending $1,000 a month on business coaching before I got into this career. Like, I'm a W2 as of February, but before that, I was really trying to build my private nutrition practice. And for a while, it worked because I was getting the traction on social media. But then when that died, I didn't want to pay for ads. So I thought that I could hire for tools, resources to systematize things, because it sucked. It sucked wearing all the hats, pun intended, because I was like the marketing person. I was the salesperson. I was the website tech. I was the dietitian. It just became so overwhelming. So I was like, let me take some of this off my plate. Let me hire people that could actually support me.
53:53 Caleb Hammer? The business coaches were friends of yours, though?
53:56 Speaker 03 Yeah.
53:56 Caleb Hammer? Friends of yours? Here's the thing, dude, even, even, I mean, literally, a valet the other day at a sushi restaurant. He's like, oh, I'm a fan of yours. Man, I've always been interested in taking the classes. And I just literally emailed Lindsay. We just gave him the classes. If they're friends of you, like, that's just a random person I met. If they're friends of yours, why the are they charging?
54:14 Speaker 03 That was their business.
54:18 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, but they're friends of yours. This is my business, but I don't like.
54:21 Speaker 03 I never learned that. Everything in my life has been transactional.
54:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, so I don't, if it's a friend, I'm paying for their time. If it's a friend, they're paying for my time. That was just how I thought things went.
54:36 Caleb Hammer? That's weird. I mean, it can. I like supporting friends if they have a business, but if they require and they're not even willing to offer, I'm like, I don't know.
54:43 Speaker 03 Yeah, so that was 12,000 total.
54:45 Caleb Hammer? You've never helped out a friend without them paying?
54:47 Speaker 03 I have now, now that I realize that that's okay.
54:50 Caleb Hammer? Wow. Very Christian of you. Okay?
54:54 Speaker 03 Yeah, this is new.
54:55 Caleb Hammer? Okay. Platinum card, Visa, Wells Fargo, all of them combined to the Cash Wise Visa Platinum. Well done. What's going on with this card? You purchased $1,131, $22.93 of inches accrued. Made a $25 payment. Kill me now. It's a 42 dollar minimum payment now with a balance of $1,812.63, 11 years to pay off if you don't purchase, which good luck based on what we've seen. What's going on with this card?
55:26 Speaker 03 Couldn't tell you. I literally just spent on my cards. A lot of that was me before I transferred all of my recurring, like my monthly business expenses onto my business debit card, which I have now done, realized consistently.
55:44 Caleb Hammer? Business debit card? You made what? What did you say? $20 last month? In your business?
55:49 Speaker 03 No, so my self-pay clients I make between 800 and 1,000.
55:52 Caleb Hammer? So you're, are you setting money aside for taxes for that?
55:55 Speaker 03 Yes.
55:56 Caleb Hammer? You are? How much?
55:57 Speaker 03 Well, I was.
55:59 Caleb Hammer? And then?
56:00 Speaker 03 I'm currently paying. Yeah, my 2024 on a payment plan, so.
56:07 Caleb Hammer? 2024? What about 2025s?
56:10 Speaker 03 So I'm making about 800 to $1,000 a month.
56:14 Caleb Hammer? Are you making quarterly estimates?
56:16 Speaker 03 Not right now, no.
56:17 Caleb Hammer? You're gonna be forced to, you'd think this year, but probably next.
56:20 Speaker 03 I did in 2024.
56:22 Caleb Hammer? You did. Now you're gonna be facing penalties then. This year you will be facing penalties.
56:26 Speaker 03 Yeah.
56:27 Caleb Hammer? If you're not hitting them. In fact, yesterday, Q3's estimated was due. Did you pay?
56:34 Speaker 03 Nope.
56:35 Caleb Hammer? Good. You faced about, I think, a... 10%, 12% penalty, I think?
56:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, um, that's because-
56:43 Caleb Hammer? They scale as the year goes on.
56:45 Speaker 03 Now that I have a W2, I was thinking that-
56:48 Caleb Hammer? Oh wait, W2? I'm confused. Are you contracted or a W2?
56:51 Speaker 03 I'm a W2.
56:52 Caleb Hammer? Okay, then you don't-
56:53 Speaker 03 And I have a, I have my LLC still on the side. So I make the vast majority from that W2 now.
57:00 Caleb Hammer? Oh, okay.
57:00 Speaker 03 And that LLC is supplementary. So by 2026, getting a pay off or-
57:06 Caleb Hammer? So I'm sorry, what's going on with this card?
57:08 Speaker 03 Probably monthly stuff, probably not a-
57:10 Caleb Hammer? Apple Bill, High Store Phoenix, you got some coffee there. Dutch Bros, Grounds on Second.
57:18 Speaker 03 Yeah. That was my Arizona trip.
57:20 Caleb Hammer? Going in and getting some BS, going in and getting some BS from the gas station, Hip Hop International.
57:25 Speaker 03 Yep.
57:26 Caleb Hammer? Naughty, naughty. Dapples Hockey Team!
57:30 Speaker 03 Whoa! Wait, what was that one?
57:33 Caleb Hammer? Uh, I don't know, $37.84?
57:36 Speaker 03 It was at the arena. I bought popcorn, watching the finals. Yep.
57:41 Caleb Hammer? Going in and getting some bullshit, Zen Burger, Apple Bill, $100 in interest this year so far, $25.24. Pull up your phone, I want full access. And I know I'm not gonna stumble upon anything bad in there with you, so.
57:53 Speaker 03 Where are we going?
57:56 Caleb Hammer? Again, this is the least risky phone I think I've ever had.
58:01 Caleb Hammer? Okay, we have, iCloud Plus, that's fine, obviously. It's not great always, you know, when we're dying of debt. Chatbox, but it's pending cancel.
58:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
58:10 Caleb Hammer? Chatbox, I don't even know what that is. Capco, also pending cancel, but you're trying to get back on the social media game.
58:14 Speaker 03 I just, yeah.
58:16 Caleb Hammer? And Dow, Focus Sleep, but also pending cancel. And you've had a lot of subscriptions as well. It looks like, it looks like you get lots of subs and then you...
58:25 Caleb Hammer? Okay, interesting.
58:26 Speaker 03 Yeah.
58:27 Caleb Hammer? Oh, Amazon's not downloaded. Do you do Amazon?
58:30 Speaker 03 I have an Amazon Prime, but I don't really buy anything other than for friends who need Amazon Prime. I'll like, buy stuff for them occasionally.
58:39 Caleb Hammer? Which they better pay you immediately.
58:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, they do, yeah.
58:41 Caleb Hammer? You know, the CEO of this company is gay.
58:44 Speaker 03 Thanks for the information.
58:46 Caleb Hammer? You can shop smart.
58:47 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
58:49 Caleb Hammer? We love Tim Apple.
58:52 Caleb Hammer? Big fan. Made my stocks go woo.
58:55 Speaker 03 We don't touch that.
58:56 Caleb Hammer? Well, stocks is greed.
59:00 Caleb Hammer? And greed.
59:01 Speaker 03 Okay, I see, I see where you're getting at.
59:03 Caleb Hammer? Three thousand.
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1:00:05 Caleb Hammer? Thirty-eight dollars and ninety-three cents. By the way, I'm goofing, I'm gooning and gaffing with her. I, I, I like, I very much respect.
1:00:15 Speaker 03 We are, we are not offended.
1:00:16 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, I know, exactly. Plus, I have permission. So, don't take too offense to it.
1:00:23 Caleb Hammer? Um, okay, a thousand seventy-six dollars and fifty-six cents of purchases on here with seventy-three dollars and fifty-seven cents of interest accruing. Hundred and four dollar minimum payment. We owe three thousand thirty-eight dollars and ninety-three cents. This is the built card. You'd think you're paying rent on here, but, one, we don't have rent yet. Anyway, that's the whole point of this card, though. What's going on with this card?
1:00:43 Speaker 03 I got it when I did have a rent payment, so I used it, paid it off, no problem. I started using it more when I maxed out those zero percent interest APR cards, because from the time, I, I basically went eight months unemployed. So in those eight months between stopping all my social media stuff, AKA fanfics.
1:01:04 Caleb Hammer? How'd you survive?
1:01:06 Speaker 03 Zero percent interest.
1:01:08 Caleb Hammer? Why didn't you do anything for eight months?
1:01:11 Speaker 03 I did.
1:01:13 Caleb Hammer? What'd you do?
1:01:14 Speaker 03 Trying to... I was being still consistent on social media, but like we've mentioned, it wasn't getting me anywhere. I wasn't getting any new clients. I was just maintaining the ones that I had. And eight hundred to a thousand dollars a month was not cutting it. So finally in February, I was humble enough to get a real job. I was never really taught that I could get a real job.
1:01:35 Caleb Hammer? Humility is required for you, so...
1:01:37 Speaker 03 Yeah. I was supposed to be a millionaire entrepreneur per my parents, so I just went, I rode that wave. I was like, "We're gonna try."
1:01:48 Caleb Hammer? What hit? What hit where you went from, "I'm gonna post almost my asshole online, almost, but not really", to, "I can't do this"? What was the moment?
1:01:57 Speaker 03 There wasn't really a specific moment. I just started...
1:02:01 Caleb Hammer? Well, deleting the Snapchat's an extreme, so what, like, walk me through it.
1:02:06 Speaker 03 I was doing fanfics consistently and still making like twenty thousand a month. I realized, I just like felt empty. I'm like, "What is literally all of this for?" You know the
1:02:19 Caleb Hammer? Money.
1:02:20 Speaker 03 Standard, yeah. And I just
1:02:22 Caleb Hammer? Bills.
1:02:22 Speaker 03 I just felt really crappy.
1:02:26 Caleb Hammer? Yeah.
1:02:26 Speaker 03 And I didn't want to keep doing it.
1:02:28 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, that's a good reason. I'm glad you actually stopped.
1:02:30 Speaker 03 That's it.
1:02:31 Caleb Hammer? Because if you felt that way and you didn't stop, which many people do because they're all of a sudden, they feel like it's their only way they can make their living. That sucks because they're strapped in a chat or in a cycle of having to sexualize themselves online. And that sucks. I think if you want to sexualize yourself online, you know, go for it. I don't give a but I don't like when people feel trapped. And the fact that you actually said, "You know what? Okay, I'm just gonna fully back away and even delete something with six hundred thousand followers, twenty thousand hours a month", respect.
1:02:55 Speaker 03 I appreciate it. Thanks.
1:02:57 Caleb Hammer? That's big. Not a lot of people can do that.
1:02:59 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:03:00 Caleb Hammer? I will say on a complete opposite side of the moral spectrum, my retirement plan before the day I just turn off uh, the internet and no one ever sees me again is to post my asshole on OnlyFans. That's it. That is it. It is a one-hole pick.
1:03:14 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:03:14 Caleb Hammer? Very expensive and then no one hears from me again. That is my exit plan.
1:03:18 Speaker 03 That, that is a interesting exit plan.
1:03:20 Caleb Hammer? And it's a nice hole too.
1:03:21 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:03:21 Caleb Hammer? So, you know.
1:03:23 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:03:24 Caleb Hammer? Stay tuned. We're probably years away, but
1:03:26 Speaker 03 Alright.
1:03:27 Caleb Hammer? It'll just be, it'll be there nice and puckered up.
1:03:29 Speaker 03 Yeah, don't... I don't have to agree with that lifestyle.
1:03:33 Caleb Hammer? You're not purchasing it?
1:03:34 Speaker 03 No, I'm sorry.
1:03:35 Caleb Hammer? What the? That you're a fan of the show.
1:03:39 Speaker 03 I started watching it like a month ago, I will admit.
1:03:42 Caleb Hammer? A month ago, okay.
1:03:43 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:03:43 Caleb Hammer? Okay, bad mother. Going in and getting some bullshit. Best pet insurance, 80 bucks, okay. You have a pet?
1:03:50 Speaker 03 I do.
1:03:51 Caleb Hammer? What?
1:03:52 Speaker 03 A Great Dane.
1:03:53 Caleb Hammer? Woo! I wish you brought the Great Dane, I'm such a fan of Great Danes. Oh, they are so cool.
1:03:58 Speaker 03 If this was scheduled later on, I would have brought him.
1:04:00 Caleb Hammer? Okay, Prime Video, Lyft Ride, Chipotle, Amazon Prime, T-Boba, Starbucks.
1:04:08 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:04:09 Caleb Hammer? I've seen The Book of Mormon, the play, the musical.
1:04:12 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:04:12 Caleb Hammer? When the man has his little dream, his goon dream, when he's having, he's a bad boy, there's Starbucks cups jumping around.
1:04:18 Speaker 03 I believe it.
1:04:19 Caleb Hammer? Very scary.
1:04:20 Speaker 03 That stuff's addicting.
1:04:21 Caleb Hammer? Really?
1:04:22 Speaker 03 I'm gonna denounce Starbucks.
1:04:24 Caleb Hammer? Me too, because it tastes like horrible. Okay, Better Practice Downtown, Practice Better, The Clean Life, and Viet Shack. Now, do you, if we're actually talking about this, I know I've done a lot of religious goof, whatever, this conversation, but there's actually one real thing, okay? Because all this has been just around. But, one real thing, do you tithe?
1:04:45 Speaker 03 I do.
1:04:45 Caleb Hammer? Ah, because that's a big part when it comes to these financial conversations. What are you at?
1:04:49 Speaker 03 10% every paycheck.
1:04:50 Caleb Hammer? It's impossible for me to take that away, because like I can take away someone's going and around and doing all this dumpster, I can take away someone's only spending. It's impossible to take away someone's like core belief they will like refuse in every humanly way possible.
1:05:06 Speaker 03 Yep, so that's 10% out, every paycheck, so bi-weekly.
1:05:09 Caleb Hammer? Hmm, that's hard.
1:05:11 Speaker 03 I know.
1:05:12 Caleb Hammer? And you don't even do the tongue.
1:05:14 Speaker 03 No.
1:05:15 Caleb Hammer? You look lesbian too.
1:05:17 Speaker 03 Wow, is, okay, is it the haircut?
1:05:19 Caleb Hammer? Can we bring in our correspondent to get a confirmation? Of course. I need a ranking. Our residential lesbian correspondent, everyone, uh, Erin. We, I need a, how lesbian is she? Scale, just from this, uh, 0 to 10, on the hammer lesbian scale.
1:05:36 Speaker 03 What car do you drive? I drive a Toyota 4Runner.
1:05:46 Speaker 04 That in modern terms is gayer than a Subaru. How many cats do you own? Zero. Okay. I have a dog. Are you religious?
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1:06:49 Speaker 04 I am. How religious? I have a strong relationship with Jesus.
1:06:54 Caleb Hammer? Well, she has girl sleepovers. Girl sleepovers.
1:06:57 Speaker 04 I love women.
1:06:58 Caleb Hammer? And they practice, they practice.
1:07:01 Speaker 04 Well, he answered our question for us.
1:07:03 Caleb Hammer? So practice tongues, do it again.
1:07:04 Speaker 04 Lip movement is like a two on the lesbian scale.
1:07:08 Caleb Hammer? Overall, the overall vibe.
1:07:10 Speaker 04 I gotta be honest with you, the, the hat is similar to what my girlfriend wore in her high school graduation photos. And your wristband there, it's kind of shoving in my face, so I'm going to go with like a seven out of 10 on the lesbian scale. The forerunner was huge. Yeah. That was a. A mixed bag, I guess. Herbal.
1:07:31 Caleb Hammer? Okay, well, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for our resident correspondent.
1:07:35 Speaker 04 Thank you, Aaron.
1:07:36 Caleb Hammer? Aaron, you smell different today. No.
1:07:43 Caleb Hammer? You asked, I'm sorry. I wouldn't have answered if you. Ladies and gentlemen, if you want your Hammer Lesbian score, go to CalebHammer.com/lesbian.
1:07:54 Caleb Hammer? Oh my goodness. Well, this is, this is neither lesbian nor straight, but you just paid $10,000 for a finance course? Finance course? We have, one, you get all of ours for free, but even if not at DollarWise.com, it's $197. What the [bleep] are we doing here?
1:08:09 Speaker 03 Those business coaches that I was paying $1,000 a month? When I started making a lot of money, like that 50K month on FanFlix, I said, hey, I don't know what I'm doing with my finances. So they referred me to somebody who has a school community that does weekly stuff. I had a financial coach. It wasn't even a financial advisor.
1:08:31 Caleb Hammer? That's nice, but does that scale it to 10 times the cost?
1:08:35 Speaker 03 It, yeah, it was pretty.
1:08:36 Caleb Hammer? No, 100 times the cost, almost.
1:08:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, 10,000. I will say that that person did save me money come tax season, but.
1:08:45 Caleb Hammer? That's a CPA. You just talked to a [bleep] CPA. That would have cost you a thousand bucks.
1:08:50 Speaker 03 It was one piece of advice that he gave me.
1:08:52 Caleb Hammer? What was it?
1:08:53 Speaker 03 To file as an S corp. Yeah, I know.
1:09:02 Speaker 03 So, yeah, I filed as an S corp for 2024, and I had employees during 2024.
1:09:07 Caleb Hammer? For what?
1:09:08 Speaker 03 Um, personal assistants.
1:09:10 Caleb Hammer? For what?
1:09:11 Speaker 03 Because I was traveling a lot and I needed help with my dog in my house.
1:09:15 Caleb Hammer? You were just posting almost.
1:09:18 Speaker 03 I had friends that liked to travel, so I traveled with.
1:09:21 Caleb Hammer? For fun.
1:09:21 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:09:22 Caleb Hammer? And you had two to book your travel?
1:09:24 Speaker 03 Just to like babysit my dog, to be quite honest, and grocery shop and like maintain the house while I was gone.
1:09:30 Caleb Hammer? There's third-party services that do that on the cheap.
1:09:33 Speaker 03 I know.
1:09:35 Speaker 03 They were my friends and I wanted to hire them, so I paid them 25 buck, $25 an hour.
1:09:41 Caleb Hammer? Oh my gosh.
1:09:47 Caleb Hammer? So $10,000 and we learned to do S corp.
1:09:50 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:09:51 Caleb Hammer? Wow.
1:09:51 Speaker 03 That was...
1:09:52 Caleb Hammer? Ladies and gentlemen, we've conquered the business world. Really got a good return on it. Did you save $10,000 in taxes?
1:09:59 Speaker 03 I saved about $20,000.
1:10:00 Caleb Hammer? Okay, well, that's good. A CPA would have done that for a cost of $1,000.
1:10:04 Speaker 03 Yeah. My CPA is 850.
1:10:07 Caleb Hammer? Uh, uh, uh. Oh, yeah. Oh, you've had a lay fee this year so far on this card. Oh, yeah. Oh, you betcha.
1:10:16 Speaker 03 Really?
1:10:16 Caleb Hammer? Betcha. You betcha, kiddo.
1:10:18 Speaker 03 Really?
1:10:19 Caleb Hammer? Really?
1:10:19 Speaker 03 Really?
1:10:20 Caleb Hammer? Really?
1:10:21 Speaker 03 Oh, this is the built card?
1:10:23 Caleb Hammer? Oh, yeah.
1:10:24 Speaker 03 That was unexpected, I will say.
1:10:27 Caleb Hammer? Always happens.
1:10:28 Speaker 03 Uh huh.
1:10:29 Caleb Hammer? Welcome to financial audit. $401.92 of interest accrued this year so far. We're talking thousands at this point by the end of the year. This is crazy.
1:10:39 Speaker 03 Nauseous.
1:10:41 Caleb Hammer? What, because a lesbian was just in the room for like 30 seconds?
1:10:46 Caleb Hammer? It's getting, it hits you that hard?
1:10:48 Speaker 03 Hmm.
1:10:49 Caleb Hammer? I personally, I love the lesbians. I love, don't we love the lesbians, ladies and gentlemen?
1:10:54 Speaker 03 We do. We do.
1:10:56 Caleb Hammer? All right, we?
1:10:57 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:10:58 Caleb Hammer? Wells Fargo Signify Business Essentials card.
1:11:02 Caleb Hammer? What's going on with this?
1:11:03 Speaker 03 I was paying for my business coaching on there and then just other business expenses and then I'm not sure.
1:11:11 Caleb Hammer? You just had 206 hours of purchases. What the is that?
1:11:14 Speaker 03 I don't know.
1:11:16 Caleb Hammer? Oh, my God.
1:11:17 Speaker 03 I don't know.
1:11:17 Caleb Hammer? Oh, I'm looking at my accounts now, now that I applied to come on the show a month ago. What the fuck? You'd be able to tell me what it is. You'd be able to tell me what the fuck it is?
1:11:24 Speaker 03 Like, it was not streamlined. All my business expenses, all my personal expenses, all my travel expenses were all kind of everywhere.
1:11:30 Caleb Hammer? $47 minimum monthly payment purchased. How much do you travel?
1:11:34 Speaker 03 Not as much now.
1:11:35 Caleb Hammer? Good. $1,518.13.
1:11:40 Caleb Hammer? So let's order on here with a $47 minimum to payment. Again, $206 of purchases. $39 payment, $32.33 of interest accrued.
1:11:50 Speaker 03 I tried to like spot out the balance. Yeah, that's my bookkeeping.
1:11:53 Caleb Hammer? Okay. So that has to be on our credit card that we can't pay off that is accruing interest, though?
1:11:58 Speaker 03 I just put it on my debit card. So.
1:12:00 Caleb Hammer? No, this is a credit card.
1:12:02 Speaker 03 I know. Okay, yes, fair. I've given them like three separate cards to use. I just want to like spread out the the balance accruing because I thought that, okay, once my 0% interest APR credit cards are maxed out, then I need to fan out how much I'm spending on my four other cards.
1:12:23 Caleb Hammer? Still don't understand Fort Worth out of all the Texas cities you could have chosen. It makes no sense. Platinum.
1:12:28 Speaker 03 That?
1:12:29 Caleb Hammer? Like, why couldn't you hear a voice of just something somewhat even halfway enjoyable?
1:12:34 Speaker 03 I think it's nice. Okay, I would argue that I like it there so far in the two days that I've been there.
1:12:41 Caleb Hammer? Yes.
1:12:42 Speaker 03 So.
1:12:42 Caleb Hammer? Yes, I'm sure you would. 24 years to pay this one off with the. Oh, it's at $10,406,094 of the minimum payment of 105. 24 years to pay this one off. Looks like it's interest free for now, but not for long. And you got ChatGPT on there.
1:13:00 Speaker 03 Yeah. January, it is no longer. Uh, I got that one in January for 0% APR. It's called the Reflect Card. I think it's very fitting. Because it made me reflect on my decisions, but then I still didn't. So I guess it doesn't matter.
1:13:17 Caleb Hammer? Okay, it ends in about a year, a little over a year, but this is the insane. Listen, there's no deferred interest, so we don't need to rush to pay this off. But if it was, we'd be. But you're not gonna have. This is still gonna take forever.
1:13:28 Speaker 03 Right, and the other 0% APR card just is occurring now as of September. So that one was what, like the 9,000?
1:13:39 Speaker 03 So I want to get that one paid off soon. It's fairly low interest compared to the other ones. I just don't know what to do about all these.
1:13:48 Caleb Hammer? Well, this actually goes against everything we've talked about this conversation so far. It's fun. This must be the hookup. You went on a cruise with a guy and pay your own way and you had to spend $2,000?
1:13:59 Speaker 03 That was February of 2024.
1:14:03 Caleb Hammer? Okay, last year?
1:14:04 Speaker 03 Yep, last year he-
1:14:05 Caleb Hammer? So we're like, oh, he's cute.
1:14:07 Speaker 03 No.
1:14:07 Caleb Hammer? Hit the cruise.
1:14:08 Speaker 03 Oh, no, we're just friends. Yeah.
1:14:12 Caleb Hammer? I'm sure that's what he thinks.
1:14:13 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:14:14 Caleb Hammer? And desires. Ah, you already know.
1:14:16 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:14:16 Caleb Hammer? I am?
1:14:17 Speaker 03 So he, yeah, we, I made the decision to play my hand in blackjack on that cruise. And it was $2,000.
1:14:30 Speaker 03 That was when I was swimming in money and I had no inhibitions.
1:14:34 Caleb Hammer? That's fucking insane. What the? I mean, oh my gosh, now we're at 10,500 on this card. That's crazy. Did you break up with a friend? Friend breakup? Since he wants more and you don't?
1:14:47 Speaker 03 Yeah, I mean, we're still friends, but like, we haven't traveled together.
1:14:51 Caleb Hammer? Did he ever try?
1:14:52 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:14:53 Caleb Hammer? And?
1:14:54 Speaker 03 No.
1:14:55 Caleb Hammer? Oh.
1:14:55 Speaker 03 We got called out by a comedian on the cruise for sitting in the front row.
1:15:00 Caleb Hammer? Cruise comedians, top of the line.
1:15:02 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, it was great.
1:15:05 Speaker 03 And that, I guess, was our shtick the whole time we would travel together.
1:15:08 Caleb Hammer? Well, yeah, probably. I'm sure you guys looked like a couple. This is insane how long this takes to pay off. Yeah, we're gonna be paying interest forever. Also, we could do $2,000 on blackjack? Insanity?
1:15:20 Caleb Hammer? Oh, you got your own room during the cruise?
1:15:22 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:15:22 Caleb Hammer? Okay, that works.
1:15:23 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:15:24 Caleb Hammer? That works. I mean, that's a good way to do it, right?
1:15:25 Speaker 03 Well, it started off as one.
1:15:27 Caleb Hammer? Except it's expensive.
1:15:27 Speaker 03 It was one room.
1:15:28 Caleb Hammer? Because he was trying?
1:15:30 Speaker 03 It just-
1:15:30 Caleb Hammer? Was he trying to?
1:15:32 Speaker 03 No. It was a tricky situation. I started to get a little uncomfortable with the close quarters and some of the-
1:15:41 Caleb Hammer? Because you were sleeping in the same bed?
1:15:43 Speaker 03 No, we were like, so I called ahead to like get the beds separated.
1:15:47 Caleb Hammer? Oh, there were two twins?
1:15:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:15:49 Caleb Hammer? But he kept trying to get close?
1:15:50 Speaker 03 No, we had an issue, a disagreement.
1:15:55 Caleb Hammer? On what?
1:15:59 Speaker 03 My feelings towards-
1:16:00 Caleb Hammer? Disagreeing that you weren't into him?
1:16:02 Speaker 03 Pretty much, cuz I had a crush on someone else at the time that just so happened to be very close to him.
1:16:12 Caleb Hammer? Oh, did you land that one eventually?
1:16:15 Speaker 03 Periodically.
1:16:16 Caleb Hammer? That was the hookup?
1:16:17 Speaker 03 No.
1:16:18 Caleb Hammer? But you were just randomly, he was a friend's with benefits?
1:16:21 Speaker 03 I thought I was going somewhere.
1:16:22 Caleb Hammer? You said periodically?
1:16:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, like four months.
1:16:25 Caleb Hammer? No, that's, that's not periodically. That means you guys were together for four months, right?
1:16:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:16:29 Caleb Hammer? Oh, that's not periodically means we're going back and like, we're coming back, we're coming back, we're doing it here and there?
1:16:34 Speaker 03 No, that was, yeah.
1:16:36 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, your friend must have been hurt.
1:16:38 Speaker 03 It was a rough trip.
1:16:39 Caleb Hammer? You're in whoever you're into.
1:16:40 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:16:41 Caleb Hammer? I don't know. You weren't into the dude.
1:16:43 Speaker 03 So I got a secretary room.
1:16:44 Caleb Hammer? Was the whole trip bad?
1:16:46 Speaker 03 No.
1:16:46 Caleb Hammer? Because of this?
1:16:47 Speaker 03 Uh-uh. I met a friend that lives in Dallas, and so he was the one to pick me up from the airport, so that works.
1:16:53 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, but it was bad with this guy?
1:16:56 Speaker 03 It wasn't too bad afterwards. We kind of reconciled towards the end a little bit.
1:17:00 Caleb Hammer? Towards the end? We had to go the whole way?
1:17:02 Speaker 03 It was like a five day trip.
1:17:03 Caleb Hammer? So five days of him being like, I disagree that you're not into me?
1:17:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, a few days, for sure.
1:17:09 Caleb Hammer? It's an interesting thing to disagree about, by the way.
1:17:11 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:17:12 Caleb Hammer? I don't know if you're able to do that one, champ.
1:17:15 Speaker 03 Eh.
1:17:16 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
1:17:17 Speaker 03 It's rough.
1:17:18 Caleb Hammer? Uh, what the, you've had fees this year so far, nine dollars thirty-three cents. I don't even know what that would be.
1:17:24 Caleb Hammer? A foreign transaction fee, maybe? Like, I don't know.
1:17:27 Speaker 03 Potentially, potentially, yeah.
1:17:28 Caleb Hammer? Such a low fee. It's not an annual fee, it's not a monthly fee. Like, I'm so confused.
1:17:32 Speaker 03 I was out of the country once this year.
1:17:34 Caleb Hammer? To where?
1:17:34 Speaker 03 Colombia.
1:17:35 Caleb Hammer? For why? To save the children?
1:17:38 Speaker 03 I was on a coworking, I was on a coworking retreat.
1:17:41 Caleb Hammer? Oh, did they pay for it?
1:17:43 Speaker 03 I paid. I paid for the trip.
1:17:46 Caleb Hammer? For everyone?
1:17:47 Speaker 03 No, just for me. I wasn't hosting it. Someone else was hosting it. So I went and I spent two weeks there.
1:17:54 Caleb Hammer? You're dying in debt.
1:17:56 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:17:56 Caleb Hammer? I don't even know how you're gonna survive in Fort Worth.
1:17:58 Speaker 03 I worked while I was there.
1:18:00 Caleb Hammer? This is insane. Okay, Chase Ink card. Oh, you got scammed on that trip, I heard. I'm being told.
1:18:06 Speaker 03 Mildly. I mean, just like-
1:18:08 Caleb Hammer? Tell me!
1:18:09 Speaker 03 It wasn't full-on scammy. It was just... The host made it seem like there were gonna be a lot of people there and it was gonna be a lot of networking and connections and stuff. Made it seem like sixty to eighty of us were all gonna like congregate in this hotel and have dinners together and co-work and the... Cause Colombia in Medellin has a big coworking culture.
1:18:28 Caleb Hammer? What'd you call me?
1:18:31 Caleb Hammer? Keep going.
1:18:31 Speaker 03 It's called Medellin. It's in the city. And...
1:18:35 Speaker 03 She... So I fly there three days earlier than her to kinda just get a lay of the land and-
1:18:40 Caleb Hammer? Convert the locals, yep.
1:18:41 Speaker 03 Oh, for sure. And she got there and it was her and her boyfriend. And I was the only one that had paid to be on the trip. So it was like... I didn't get as much as I would have hoped to get out of the trip, cause I wanted to run retreats one day. And I wanted to... She told me she would take me under her wing and like kind of be a mentor throughout the experience, but it just didn't give that feel. So, I mean, I still had fun. Like, it was a great experience. We did a lot of cool stuff, but-
1:19:14 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
1:19:15 Speaker 03 Yeah. And I did work-
1:19:16 Caleb Hammer? Chase Ink card, what's going on with this? You're purchasing more than you're putting towards the buy far. You purchased $119.55. You owe $8,945.32 with a minimum monthly payment of $89. What's going on with this?
1:19:27 Speaker 03 That was the card that I put all of my bills on after I left doing fanfics and there are still some lingering monthly-
1:19:38 Caleb Hammer? Why couldn't you, until you got a new job, just try to like... Post pictures you didn't post? Like, get the agency to do everything, so you didn't think about it, and then once you landed a place, then just step away.
1:19:47 Speaker 03 I really thought. I had full conviction, okay? So when I-
1:19:51 Caleb Hammer? But yeah, but you have full conviction on a lot of things.
1:19:54 Speaker 03 Right.
1:19:55 Caleb Hammer? So, working?
1:19:55 Speaker 03 No. When I, in the springtime, I was doing fanfics, my business coach wanted to start a school community with me to help for like women empowerment.
1:20:06 Caleb Hammer? What are you doing, man? You're just so much random bull-
1:20:10 Speaker 03 That was a huge issue, but I still have the school community. It's a little bit different now, but I had the vision that I would leave Fanfic and then all of a sudden my school community, which is also $10 a month, would just ramp up because she had, she was the admin of a couple Facebook groups of women who she said would be a good target audience. So we were gonna market my school community to them. And she told me that through email marketing.
1:20:42 Caleb Hammer? Do you even know what you want to do? Are you gonna last in your current job for long? Or are you just gonna switch to something else? I feel like you're all over the place constantly.
1:20:47 Speaker 03 I what? Yes, I love my job.
1:20:50 Caleb Hammer? Which you've been doing for how long?
1:20:51 Speaker 03 I've been a dietitian since 2022.
1:20:54 Caleb Hammer? This job, though, specifically?
1:20:56 Speaker 03 February.
1:20:57 Caleb Hammer? Of this year?
1:20:57 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:20:58 Caleb Hammer? Right, okay, yeah, let's see how long this lasts. It looks like you got EZ Pass on here. I don't know if I'm doing tolls in your situation. And then Chewy, that's fine. But again, on a card that is, you said a now accruing interest, right? Yeah, now accruing interest. Well, in one day, tomorrow. It starts accruing interest tomorrow.
1:21:18 Speaker 03 I just, yeah.
1:21:19 Caleb Hammer? Tomorrow from the day we're filming this. Eight, almost, basically $9,000. That's crazy.
1:21:25 Speaker 03 That was all like September, October. I went on a sabbatical.
1:21:29 Caleb Hammer? Oh, IRS. Oh, this is, oh, this is 2024's debt?
1:21:33 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:21:33 Caleb Hammer? The Fansly debt, not Fansly, Fanfic. Okay, there's so many out there.
1:21:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
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1:21:45 Speaker 03 Ooh. I told you I ate pork.
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1:22:19 Caleb Hammer? Okay.
1:22:22 Caleb Hammer? Why are you so defensive about your pork? Yeah, have some bacon. I don't care. Fuck you. What?
1:22:26 Speaker 03 Fine.
1:22:27 Caleb Hammer? Are you allowed to say a swear?
1:22:30 Speaker 03 I choose not to.
1:22:32 Caleb Hammer? When was the last time you said a swear and what was it?
1:22:34 Speaker 03 S H I T. A few weeks ago. Or like, no, like a week ago.
1:22:39 Caleb Hammer? So angry.
1:22:40 Speaker 03 I was, I was just talking, yeah. And it, I said it.
1:22:45 Caleb Hammer? Oh, naughty girl.
1:22:46 Speaker 03 I admit. Oh, my gosh. Terrible.
1:22:49 Caleb Hammer? What'd you do? How'd you punish yourself?
1:22:51 Speaker 03 Didn't.
1:22:52 Caleb Hammer? Hmm, there's still time.
1:22:53 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:22:54 Caleb Hammer? IRS, that $12,487 still owed. This is crazy. And what's your minimum monthly payment? Yeah, we got penalties and interest like crazy.
1:23:03 Speaker 03 I'm paying $1,120 a month until May of next year.
1:23:09 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:23:10 Caleb Hammer? This is fucking wild. And you just weren't expecting it at all? Taxes to pay taxes last year?
1:23:17 Speaker 03 I was. I paid quarterlies twice.
1:23:19 Caleb Hammer? Well, twice?
1:23:21 Speaker 03 Not.
1:23:22 Caleb Hammer? Well, you're after four. That's why they're a quarter.
1:23:24 Speaker 03 Yep. And so then when the hurricanes came through, they said you don't have to pay them until February of 2025. And then by then, I still didn't have the money to pay them. So I just waited till tax season to find out what my total was. And then I said, oh, well, I can't that either. So at least I am paying something.
1:23:41 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, with interest and penalties. This is crazy. I just don't want this to happen again on any of your independent stuff.
1:23:47 Speaker 03 It won't.
1:23:49 Caleb Hammer? Listen, I'll get you a course careers certification and accounting. So when you run a business, you can at least fucking do this, get trained up. A lot of people have uses to boost their income and get better jobs in the audience, but you'll do that. And again, what did, what didn't you have? Did you have tax money sitting aside at all?
1:24:04 Speaker 03 No.
1:24:05 Caleb Hammer? Because even like that, like next time that happens, it's like, again, just put it in something like, even if you like sign up for Weebull, you can set it there and it's like at an 8% interest rate temporarily. It's like an incredible place to just put your money. They boost the APY and there's signup bonuses and all that. Like you could have been milking this, setting aside money for taxes and then you pay it and then you made something on the money that aside.
1:24:27 Speaker 03 I did for 2022 and 2023.
1:24:30 Caleb Hammer? And then the hurricane. They didn't even do anything?
1:24:33 Speaker 03 To my, my house.
1:24:34 Caleb Hammer? Actually, no, it did hit West Florida hard last year. I remember that, right?
1:24:37 Speaker 03 There were two.
1:24:38 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, cuz I remember seeing Penguin Zero. I think he like lost another, he's a YouTuber.
1:24:43 Speaker 03 There was a lot, a lot of people lost homes. I was not one of them.
1:24:47 Caleb Hammer? He was losing power. I think he was streaming during the hurricane too. It was kinda crazy.
1:24:49 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:24:50 Caleb Hammer? Um, yeah, fair enough. Is that all your debt?
1:24:53 Speaker 03 Uh, yes. Six credit cards, two [BLEEP] is the IRS.
1:24:58 Caleb Hammer? And we're just picking up everything and moving.
1:25:00 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:25:01 Caleb Hammer? Just unprepared. Okay. Cuz it's gonna cost money to move, right? You're probably packing up [BLEEP] moving.
1:25:06 Speaker 03 I'm just packing up my 4Runner. And my dog.
1:25:09 Caleb Hammer? That's a way to do it. It's a cheaper way to do it. That's how I moved to Austin seven years ago. Uh, you don't have to do the thousands of dollars to move like so many people do. Just [BLEEP] can move. If you're starting a new life, just start a new life.
1:25:20 Speaker 03 Yeah. Eighteen miles per gallon isn't great for the drive, but it'll make do.
1:25:25 Caleb Hammer? It's still better than packing up a whole truck and, or moving company even worse and whatnot. Okay, checking account down from, look at the starting number on your checking account from last month. What is it?
1:25:38 Speaker 03 Six hundred sixty-six dollars and eighty-two cents.
1:25:40 Caleb Hammer? That's crazy!
1:25:41 Speaker 03 Whoa!
1:25:42 Caleb Hammer? Ended with two hundred fourteen dollars. We didn't got some bull [BLEEP], got some Chipotle, bad mother, whatever the [BLEEP] that is. Bad mothers, Zellin' out money, Zellin' out money, Venmoin' out money, Venmoin' out money? Zaza Cuban, Zaza Cuban, Hulu Plus, Spotify, Zellin' out money, Med Worm, Zellin' out money, Kava? Oh, what the [BLEEP]? It's so much bullshit sounding when you have debt that you can't pay and you're trying to make this big move. Why? Why? Why are you spending so much on bull [BLEEP]? And going out to E was almost four hundred dollars. Miscellaneous bull [BLEEP] was basically four hundred fifteen dol- four hundred fifty dollars.
1:26:19 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:26:19 Caleb Hammer? Like, that's almost a thousand dollars of bull [BLEEP].
1:26:22 Speaker 03 Yeah. I guess I couldn't keep track.
1:26:25 Caleb Hammer? Well, keep track. Use a budgeting app. It's as easy as that. I mean, you get a free one here, so.
1:26:29 Speaker 03 I'm looking forward to it.
1:26:31 Caleb Hammer? Yeah.
1:26:31 Speaker 03 I can just, I track my fixed expenses and then my variable and whatever I choose to spend, I did not track.
1:26:42 Speaker 03 At all. And the problem was, I was putting a lot on credit cards just continuously. And I've made a commitment to myself that I'm going to just spend on my regular personal checking from here on out. If I don't have money, I'm not spending.
1:26:57 Caleb Hammer? So in this close partner, we get 1,379, again, down from over 2,000. So we're just headed down. This is just transfers back and forth, and we got a service fee of monthly. And $69 in this account, down from 511.
1:27:12 Speaker 03 Yeah. It's a grim situation.
1:27:16 Caleb Hammer? Yeah, it's Canva, PayPal, out money. We don't have savings. We don't have anything.
1:27:20 Speaker 03 Nope.
1:27:22 Caleb Hammer? Okay, let's see if we can make a budget. I'm sure we can. And we're gonna budget this in the fourth worst situation. I'm not gonna write in the cost of the house, your house, because I'm gonna consider that just a, you know, break even. So I'll cross it out. I mean, obviously, you owe on the debt. In the mom's, I don't know. What the do we do with that?
1:27:42 Speaker 03 Any advice?
1:27:44 Caleb Hammer? Well, you've already like promised it to like, yeah, we want to get her out as soon as possible.
1:27:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:27:49 Caleb Hammer? I mean, I would at least try to break even on rental. I don't know about short term. It's not really where we are.
1:27:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, still needs a few renovations before we do that. Mild, but still.
1:28:02 Caleb Hammer? Total income, $6,000. What's your new rent?
1:28:05 Speaker 03 1,300.
1:28:07 Caleb Hammer? Uh, what about utilities and all that?
1:28:09 Speaker 03 It'll probably be about 150.
1:28:13 Caleb Hammer? Okay, let's get your debt minimums and payments. I don't know what to calculate when it comes to your mom's house. Maybe I'll say, just to average it out, I'll give you like $1,000 to that.
1:28:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:28:25 Caleb Hammer? Well, like, what the, because you're not gonna like just lose it, right? You'll make the payment. Like, what else? What other option is there?
1:28:30 Speaker 03 If I have to, absolutely.
1:28:32 Caleb Hammer? No student loans?
1:28:33 Speaker 03 Nope.
1:28:34 Caleb Hammer? Did you go to college?
1:28:35 Speaker 03 I did.
1:28:36 Caleb Hammer? Okay, debt minimums of payments, we're gonna call it $2,640. But again, it's a weird situation. Phone bill?
1:28:42 Speaker 03 I don't, that's the one thing my dad still pays for.
1:28:45 Caleb Hammer? Okay, if you ever have to, I would do helium.
1:28:47 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:28:48 Caleb Hammer? If T-Mobile's good in your area. It's a good way to get it for like 15 bucks. Okay. Gas, gas, vroom, vroom, drive, drive. How much?
1:28:56 Speaker 03 Like 160 a month?
1:28:58 Caleb Hammer? Not that bad. Uh, car insurance?
1:29:01 Speaker 03 191.
1:29:02 Caleb Hammer? $300 for groceries, you can do it. I don't know if there's HEB there, but that's what we've used to prove it. You just have the meal prep, meal prep, meal prep. Use that microwave to warm it back up. TP fund, anything else you need to survive? Tampons for all your period content. Um, $100 should be good. Medical, healthcare, any copays on a monthly basis required?
1:29:23 Speaker 03 Nope.
1:29:23 Caleb Hammer? Okay, you have a gym?
1:29:25 Speaker 03 I do, it's 20 bucks a month.
1:29:28 Caleb Hammer? Good. Subscriptions, I'll try to give you 30 dollars. Pet insurance, what was that, 80 bucks, I think? I saw in there.
1:29:34 Speaker 03 77.
1:29:35 Caleb Hammer? How much for dog food?
1:29:36 Speaker 03 Uh, 350 a month.
1:29:40 Caleb Hammer? That's insane, it's more than you?
1:29:42 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:29:43 Caleb Hammer? And we'll say 77 for the pet insurance, huh? Okay, well that's, well, are you able to cut that down? Like, I don't know. I don't want you to not provide them good, but are you going to an extreme that is unnecessary?
1:29:54 Speaker 03 I feed him half raw, half.
1:29:57 Caleb Hammer? And is that necessary?
1:30:00 Speaker 03 I will sacrifice.
1:30:02 Caleb Hammer? Kibble's good for their teeth.
1:30:03 Speaker 03 True, so he, he gets that.
1:30:05 Caleb Hammer? Oftentimes, they recommend, even many vets these days are recommending kibble over soft.
1:30:10 Speaker 03 I was spending 400 a month, and that's me scaling it back. I, yeah, depending, it'll be like 300 or 350, but.
1:30:18 Caleb Hammer? We can fit it, even with your mom weird situation, and I'm putting 1,000 aside for that, I don't know. Monthly basis, 5,318 dollars, so.
1:30:29 Speaker 03 But then my minimum?
1:30:31 Caleb Hammer? That's with your minimum payments, including 1,000 for the mom's house.
1:30:35 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:30:36 Caleb Hammer? Crossing out your mortgage, because someone's covering the rent. 862 dollars left, bad debt. Okay, we got it, let's minus the, well, I mean, the mortgages aren't great rates, but maybe when values goes up and rates go down, you can. Refinance to a lower rate.
1:30:52 Caleb Hammer? Forty-two thousand, eighty dollars of bad debt. Six hundred eighty-two bucks on a monthly basis, sixty-one months. Five years to pay it off. I think you could, you know, you'll continue to bring in more money. I think you'll bring that down to about
1:31:07 Caleb Hammer? four years. I think you'll be out of debt. I have a fully funded emergency fund in about four years, I would bet. If you actually budget and go, you know, hard and go, go crazy.
1:31:16 Speaker 03 I guess there's not much to do in Fort Worth anyway.
1:31:18 Caleb Hammer? True. Once a year, there's some exciting thing that everyone likes. Other than that, you can drive on the highway.
1:31:24 Speaker 03 What do I pay down first? What, what makes sense? I don't know. Is there a strategy to this?
1:31:29 Caleb Hammer? I would just go smallest to largest. Balance is for you to stay motivated along the way, since you haven't done it before. Yeah.
1:31:36 Speaker 03 Okay.
1:31:37 Caleb Hammer? Other than that, that's, that's what I'm focusing on.
1:31:39 Speaker 03 I appreciate it. I appreciate your time.
1:31:42 Caleb Hammer? All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'll give her her Hammer Financial Score. But make sure you come join us in the post-show. It'll be fun. It always is. Join Hammer Elite. I'll see you guys there. But the financials, Hammer Financial Score, spending your budget. Technically, no, you spent more than you brought in. We saw, so zero out of ten debt. The mortgage situation's weird and you're not paying it. And I rest it. There it is. Zero out of ten. Emergency fund, no savings, zero out of ten. Retirement, I didn't say, zero out of ten. Real estate's the only thing that's carrying us, but you would at best break even selling both places. The interest rates aren't great. One's kind of renting, but not in a cash flow position. Especially with heading money aside, it's weird. It's, this isn't great. It's very middle of the road. Five out of ten.
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1:32:37 Speaker 03 I did.
1:32:38 Caleb Hammer? For [bleep] why?
1:32:39 Speaker 03 But I had auto draft and they took out my mortgage payment.
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