The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1)

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  From fifteen thirty to seventeen eighty, over a million white Europeans were enslaved by Africans. This is their story.

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  These slaves are in great health, strong, zero disabilities.

• 0:14Speaker 02

  Actually, I've got ADHD, not all disabilities are visible, and I do find the work environments quite overstimulating.

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  Yeah, also I'd like to say that I suffer from lots of social anxiety, so having a room with lots of people, my social battery gets drained incredibly quickly, so that...

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  I've also got eczema as well, on the back of my knee.

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  What do I feed them? White bread, any bread, simple.

• 0:37Speaker 03

  Uh, sorry, I'm actually gluten intolerant, I'm trying to cut, uh, sort of processed carbs out of my diet. If I'm gonna have bread, maybe like a rye bread or something like that, but...

• 0:45Speaker 02

  While we're on the topic, I'm trying to cut out dairy, I get quite gassy after cheese.

• 0:49Speaker 03

  Yes, he does, yeah, so, yes.

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  I can reintroduce it maybe later if it...

• 0:52Speaker 03

  Ideally, we could have like five ferments a day, that's good for the guts, and I sort of like...

• 0:56Speaker 01

  To be fair though, bro, I don't think I can afford both of them with the trainer budget right now, it's too much. That is the beauty of the white slaves! You give them one pair of shoes, they never change them again! What, so you're telling me they get the dirty Jordans and they just leave? That's how they like it!

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  The only thing we ask is that the shoes have a sensible heel.

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  Ankle support.

• 1:16Speaker 03

  But to be honest, if you buy a sensible pair of shoes, you shouldn't have to replace them.

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  For years, they'll last for life, yeah. Any mountain warehouse will repair them if they get tampered with, so...

• 1:24Speaker 01

  And, don't just save money on the trainers, on the cloth! You can't buy small cloth because they all have very small cocks!

• 1:34Speaker 02

  Uh, well, well, well.

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  They're not tiny, no, no, excuse me, we're tall men, they just look small.

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  Proportionally, yeah.

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  They're not, they're not big cocks.

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  I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to brag about it, no, no.

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  But they're not, they're not, we're just tall.

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  Just to clarify.

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  If we were short, they'd look normalised.

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  It's about perspective, really, yeah.

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  It's a perspective thing.

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  They're small cocks. The only thing though, bro, they've been talking a lot, they don't seem... The most obedient, are they? Oh, damn. Watch this.

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  Catch.

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  Don't you think, man, look at them, they're very screwy, look at their vibe, it's off.

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  How am I gonna guarantee them keep morale when I'm putting them in the field? Ah, that's the thing, their music is very important to them. Yes, it boosts their morale, boosts the white spirit, it's called a Caucasian spiritual.

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  I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo.

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  Oppressive on the air.

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  Offbeat, but... Offbeat, but... But they move offbeat as well.

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  I'm so sorry. Wake me up in jail. Can't wake up. Lights will guide you home.

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  You know what? You're so good. I'll take the one with the really small cock. Ah!

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  Well, that would be him.

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  That would be him.

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  Well, that would be him.

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  Who's the one with the small cock?

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Well, I'm taller, so it's actually smaller, it's the average size.

• 3:02Speaker 03

  I'm taller with the smaller cock, no, I mean, no, no, I'm taller with the bigger cock, no, no, no, no, not what I said, I take that back.

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  Welcome back to Finn vs. History, I'm joined by Horatio Gould.

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  Fuck you, master.

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  And this is explosive.

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  Yeah.

• 3:26Speaker 04

  Uh, today, we're talking about the history of white slavery.

• 3:31Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 3:31Speaker 04

  Now, that is not African slavery from the white perspective.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 3:35Speaker 04

  We will be touching that.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  Yes.

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  But today, we are talking about when whites...

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  Whites!

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Whites were enslaved, and I didn't know, I knew a bit of this.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 3:45Speaker 04

  But not all of it.

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  Yep.

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  And my god.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's never been more relevant.

• 3:52Speaker 04

  If not now, then when? Okay? This story is genuinely explosive.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Yes, and it's also the selective history that you should be bringing up at every family gathering.

• 4:04Speaker 04

  If you want to get out of dinner parties, pull this ripcord now. The information we're going to give you will lose your entire social circle overnight.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  I told my dad, my dad, making small talk, said, "What episode are you doing next week?" I said, "Oh, we're doing white slavery." "Oh, you mean the Barbary Pirates?" He's already...

• 4:20Speaker 04

  You mean the Barbary Pirates?

• 4:21Speaker 03

  He's done all the... Elon Musk has shared it on his Twitter. This is all...

• 4:25Speaker 04

  Well, listen, we are getting into, there's two types of hum actually, aren't there?

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  Yes.

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  There's the sort of safe, nerdy, I'm actually, that's how... And then there's the sort of more Errol Musk hum actually.

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  Yes, obviously.

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  Obviously, obviously.

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  Obviously, time being white and black.

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  Common knowledge, obviously. And that is what we're in danger, we're in danger of giving some terrible people some violent ammunition with this episode.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  There is a genuinely interesting history that isn't talked about, but how you use that history is...

• 4:51Speaker 04

  That's up to you. We can only give you the information, okay? What you do with it is up to you, but not in our name.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  It's a, yeah, it's a very dangerous hum actually.

• 5:01Speaker 04

  This is absolute, this is weapons-grade history, okay? This is not to be trifled with. I'm putting a trigger warning now. If you were ever thinking about going to the Unite the Kingdom rally, do not listen to this episode.

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  Please.

• 5:15Speaker 04

  We don't need, we don't need this stuff, okay?

• 5:18Speaker 03

  It's too good.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  This is absolute radioactive material. Now, the origins of white slav... It should be said in our next...

• 5:27Speaker 03

  This does sound like a GB News segment.

• 5:29Speaker 04

  No, yeah, yeah. I've done my best visually...

• 5:32Speaker 03

  We just had someone dressed up as Winston Churchill. We're in tears speaking to an actor pretending to be Winston Churchill. That segment's over now, for the origins of white slavery.

• 5:41Speaker 04

  I've done my best visually to try and counteract some of the seriousness of this topic.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, we tried to go as gay as possible, so you could see that it's being laid.

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  But this is a devastatingly sad story, and it's a story that needs to be told.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  It is a story that needs to be told, and who better to tell it?

• 5:53Speaker 04

  Than us, than now. So, the history of white slavery goes back as far as time itself. We are talking about our heritage.

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  Yes.

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  And so, we are, mm-hmm, free at last, free at last.

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  Because I'm a creep.

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  The Caucasian spiritual.

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  I'm a weirdo.

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  Now, slavery sort of begins when humans start farming in the Neolithic Age, where basically they're like, they suddenly have surplus goods.

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  Slavery is like one of the first things that people come up with.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  Yes.

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  Before anything else.

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  Before the wheel. It's quite funny that we invented slavery before the wheel because we needed someone to build the wheel for it. The guy who comes up with the wheel is not going, well, I'm going to do that.

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  Kind of one of the first ideas just ever.

• 6:40Speaker 04

  You do it.

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  I don't want to do it.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  I don't want to do it. You do it. Yeah. Fuck off.

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  I'll do it.

• 6:45Speaker 04

  Yeah. So when people start farming and they create excess goods, then suddenly they have, they have a reason to employ people to make it for them.

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  Yeah.

• 6:59Speaker 04

  And that's the start of the modern economy, I suppose. So there's even like-

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  And it's efficient.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  Well, yes. Yeah.

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  If you're trying to make profit or produce, having workers who you don't have to pay is so good for the business model.

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  Unbelievable business model.

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  Yeah.

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  Before we get into it, let's just say now slavery economically, fantastic.

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  Just like this, this business, we're now employing people full time.

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  Yes.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  We would make more money if they were slaves.

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  Slavery was legal. Yeah.

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  Because if there were slaves, they also wouldn't have to work nine to five. We could work them the whole time.

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  Yes.

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  It would be much better for the business.

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  It's a phenomenal business model. Okay? It would be very funny to go on like a Scott Galloway podcast or a Stephen Bartlett podcast and be like, no, no, guys-

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  This is what, this is what young startups, young CEOs, this is my one advice.

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  Yeah.

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  Enslave your labour.

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  Slave labour. Slave labour. Human trafficking, slave labour. Okay? Because-

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  Take people from countries with families where they won't-

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  Be missed.

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  Be missed.

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  Yes.

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  And then get them locked up in a basement.

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  Yeah.

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  Get them working. It's a phenomenal business.

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  What else is Romania for?

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  The profit margins.

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  Why is it there? Okay? It's free labour.

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  Yeah.

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  So this sort of begins, this sort of story is old time, but really the beginning of, the first sort of grand puppet master of white slavery is Otto the Great. We return to the Holy Roman Empire, the first Reich. He is one of the first-

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  Is there not anything in ancient history? We've gone to the 10th century, but there's been white slavery.

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  Well, I suppose-

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  Do the Egyptians have any?

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  The Romans are slaving Egyptians and maybe the Frank-

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  The Romans must have taken Britons as slaves.

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  We can't know.

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  We can't know.

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  We can't know. We can only assume.

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  So we're skipping ahead to Otto the Great.

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  Because this is where.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  There's been so much white slavery, we're skipping a lot.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Yes, listen, we want to get, because we only have two episodes. Say then, sorry, I don't want to miss out any.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  Think about Yorick and Vavik.

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  Yeah.

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  Who got enslaved.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  But we want to, we're talking about the white slave trade.

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  Right.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Okay, that's what, it's, it's the commerce of selling people that look like you and me.

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  Yeah, for, for money.

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  I mean.

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  I mean, this, this is devastatingly sad, this topic, okay?

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  Because, you know, genuinely, I didn't really understand why everyone was so upset about slavery, until I realised it might happen to me.

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  Yeah, and it did, it did happen to you.

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  And then, and now I'm like, wow, slavery is an issue.

• 9:21Speaker 04

  Well, what, yeah, this is, this slavery is an issue. White slavery is terrible, and there needs to be more spoken about it. Genuinely, last night, I, I went on Spotify to try and find a podcast to listen to about white slavery. I typed in white slavery, do you know the only thing that came up?

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  What?

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  Our podcast. We touched on it briefly in the Gordon of Khartoum episode, okay? We are.

• 9:43Speaker 03

  Well, is that the research you did for this podcast?

• 9:45Speaker 04

  Yes, I re-listened to 10 minutes of our own podcast. And it confirmed all my existing prejudices.

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  This is brilliant.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

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  I mean, that's the definition of an echo chamber.

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  We are eating ourselves.

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  We're just listening to.

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  To our own podcasts and do it again. No, but we are breaking new ground.

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  This is us talking about Alec Douglas Hume.

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  Yes, again.

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  Yeah.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  Where are the other history podcasts? Where is Dan Snow? Where is the rest of history? You're cowards.

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  You are a coward.

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  This is history that needs to be told.

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  Yeah.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Okay, so Otto the Great, this is when the slave trade as we know it, as we have evidence for, begins.

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  Yeah.

• 10:17Speaker 04

  I'm sure there is much slavery in the ancient world.

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  Yeah.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  Okay, but this is white slavery as commerce, as we know it, as we understand it.

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  Yeah.

• 10:26Speaker 04

  You know, the legacy of white slavery today.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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  One that I can't help but see.

• 10:32Speaker 03

  So is this the long road to Ule's?

• 10:36Speaker 04

  This is, yeah, this is the long road to Ule's, yeah. This is, and many times in this story, you will have to pinch yourself. Are you still talking about?

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  Is that today?

• 10:45Speaker 04

  Are you talking about 14th century Moorish Spain or Sadiq's London? And the parallels are striking.

• 10:53Speaker 04

  Parallels are shocking. History does not, uh, rhyme, echo, but it rhymes.

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  Yes.

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  Whatever it is.

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  It doesn't repeat, but it rhymes.

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  History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes. Okay. Uh, so.

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  He built the first planet-wide media empire.

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  He monetized the paranoia and resentment that led to Donald Trump and Brexit.

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  He ruined his own family in his obsessive quest for money, power and legacy.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  This is the story of Rupert Murdoch, the real-life succession.

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• 11:38Speaker 04

  Let's get into Otto the Great, Otto the First of the Holy Roman Empire. We're in the 10th century.

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  Yeah.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  A time period that we never really, it's hard to get much stories out of this because it's the Dark Ages and it's called the Dark Ages because white people were enslaved.

• 11:51Speaker 03

  Hold up. So who's calling him Otto the Great? That's deeply problematic.

• 11:55Speaker 04

  Well, yes.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  You know, Christopher Columbus Day, that was taken away because he was naughty.

• 11:59Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  What about, where's the revisionism about Otto the Great?

• 12:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, Thomas Jefferson, the boss, you know. Are we just giving these slave owners? What is it, Charlie?

• 12:06Speaker 06

  Swing Low Sweet Chariot is a slave song, a coded slave song.

• 12:11Speaker 04

  Yes, yeah.

• 12:11Speaker 06

  Did you know that?

• 12:12Speaker 04

  I did know that. And now we sing that in Twickenham for the rugby.

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  Why?

• 12:16Speaker 04

  Because that's us taking our heritage of slavery and expressing our community's values.

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  You know?

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Through song.

• 12:26Speaker 04

  Through song. That's what they'd sing in the fields of the Holy Roman Empire. Swing low, sweet chariot.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:36Speaker 06

  That's what English slaves are shouting, are singing.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  Well, we'll get to that, Charlie.

• 12:40Speaker 03

  They're singing Green Day, they're singing American Idiot. I wanna be an American idiot.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, that's slave mu- emo is slave music.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Jason Mraz, I'm Yours. These are Caucasian spirituals.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  Evanescence. Wake me up inside.

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  Wake up.

• 12:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, that's another cau-.

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  Save me.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  That's another Caucasian spiritual.

• 13:04Speaker 04

  Generally, my personal trainer Tyreek, he played that in the gym the other day and I went, sorry.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Excuse me?

• 13:09Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  Are you connected to that?

• 13:11Speaker 04

  It's nothing sacred. Do you understand how triggering that song is?

• 13:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:14Speaker 04

  You're currently telling me what to do and you're playing Evanescence. Do you understand the legacy that you're dealing with? The toxic history, yeah? That's a Caucasian spiritual and you're playing that while you're ordering me to do Bulgarian split squat, okay? I could have you-

• 13:26Speaker 03

  And Bulgaria is where most of the white slaves were taken from.

• 13:29Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly. I will have you, right, sanctioned by David Lloyd. I will, I've already emailed them twice. The HR departments, okay? I have been racially abused. This is a microaggression on a grand scale. Anyway, sorry to bring Tyreek into this. Otto the First is crowned the Holy Roman Emperor in 962.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  What a year.

• 13:49Speaker 04

  What a year. What else happens in 962?

• 13:51Speaker 03

  I don't know, 962-

• 13:52Speaker 04

  Who fucking cares about 962?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  962, I guess-

• 13:56Speaker 04

  The 60s.

• 13:56Speaker 03

  Is that after fucking, what's his name, Charlemagne?

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  It's, I tell you what, it's before the Great Schism, about 100 years before the Great Schism.

• 14:04Speaker 03

  And it's after Charlemagne.

• 14:06Speaker 04

  Is it after Charlemagne? Is Char-, yeah, Charlemagne's in the 9th century, I think.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  This is real nerd history.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  Real, I mean, it's real non-verbal stuff, this. Anyone who, anyone who's listening to this going, I know, you have nothing going on in your life.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you're, anything from the year after the fall of Rome till 1066, like, that should be-

• 14:23Speaker 04

  Let's have it in four figures, do you know what I mean? This three-figure stuff.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, it should be like three bullet points for this whole-

• 14:29Speaker 04

  Generally, like, 20 B.C., fine. 20 A.D., fine. That's all Roman Emperor stuff. When it gets into the hundreds, fuck the hundreds. Fuck the hundreds.

• 14:36Speaker 03

  That whole, that whole thousand year.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  Fuck, fuck, that millennium can fuck off. Second millennium's where all stars, right? So Otto the First is crowned Holy Roman Emperor in 962-

• 14:46Speaker 03

  But you think you're blacking that out because of the trauma?

• 14:49Speaker 04

  You're right. You're right.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  If you really wanna-

• 14:51Speaker 04

  God, this is gonna be such a tough episode. I've got to look this history in the eye and confront it. You're right, I maybe I'm just skipping over, you know? In the same way that you talk to African-Americans and they don't really want to talk about anything before 1980.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 15:04Speaker 04

  You know? I don't really want to talk about my history.

• 15:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wish I could, you know, time travelling might be fun for you, but for us, there's not, there's no point in-

• 15:11Speaker 04

  Take me back to time before 1066, no thank you. You know? It's a whole thousand years, I don't want to go near.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  So Otto the Great is the first person who expands the Holy Roman Empire eastwards. It is genuinely the first Labens Realm.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  Yes, 100%.

• 15:27Speaker 04

  It is. So the Holy Roman Empire, when he comes to power, is like, so Berlin's not a city yet, but that, the area of Berlin, that kind of slice.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  This is the first Second Reich?

• 15:37Speaker 04

  It's First Reich.

• 15:37Speaker 03

  First Reich, sorry.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Second Reich's Bismarck.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  Bismarck, yeah. So this is literally.

• 15:41Speaker 04

  This is literally the First Reich. The First Reich, Labens Realm, is genuinely what he does. So what's now Berlin, and I think it's the Elbe River, so it's just, it's sort of a slice of Eastern Germany. He goes into there, and who lives there is the Slavic tribes, the Elbe Slavs. And he, he goes in there and he sort of uses the fact that he's Christian and they're pagan as just cause to enslave all these people. He says like.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  Pagan is a blanket term for people who just worship their local tree. It can be anything really that's not Christian.

• 16:13Speaker 04

  White tree huggers, yeah. Druids.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, white voodoo.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  Yeah. And he, so he goes into these lands and he says, submit or, submit or be enslaved, I think. And that is where the etymology of the word slave comes from. Slavs, the first slave.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  Real Douglas Murray stuff.

• 16:30Speaker 04

  Whose story is this to tell?

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  That's, the slave is our word.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  Yes, it is.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  Yeah. And by our, I mean Eastern Europeans, who I feel no connection with at all.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  They are, I still view them as slaves.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  I employ them to build my house. They're terrific workers and they do take less money. Anyway, you know, if you start getting into, you know, there's, there's that great Bill Burr bit about a commentator on the NBA who starts talking about quick twitch muscle fibers.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 16:56Speaker 04

  He's always trying to bring up, bring up slavery as to why black people are better at basketball. That's why I'm doing that with Polish builders.

• 17:01Speaker 03

  And then if you're commenting on a white player, it's all cerebral.

• 17:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly.

• 17:04Speaker 03

  It's all they just read the game differently, you know?

• 17:06Speaker 04

  He sees shapes in his head and he's like, oh, he can just jump really fast. His dad was a slave. That's how I think about Polish builders.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 17:13Speaker 04

  I'm like, there's a, there's a millennium.

• 17:15Speaker 03

  There's a fast twitch muscle fiber.

• 17:16Speaker 04

  There's quick twitch muscle fibers in there. That's how they can get up scaffolding so quickly, you know? He goes into what's now. Eastern Germany, Brandenburg, and he sort of pushes the boundaries out. And he'd go right up to the border of Poland and he takes these Slavs and he, he starts selling them as slaves.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Slav?

• 17:39Speaker 04

  Slav, because they're pagan and there's this huge

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Pagan.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  Trade route.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  That is, that's a, yeah, pagan.

• 17:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like you're like a dickhead or an idiot is a pagan.

• 17:52Speaker 03

  Pagan.

• 17:53Speaker 06

  You're pagan.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  You're fucked.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  Is that patois, is it?

• 17:56Speaker 06

  It's not patois as such.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  It's like London.

• 17:57Speaker 06

  It's like, yeah, it's like London.

• 17:58Speaker 04

  Pigeon.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:00Speaker 06

  London slur for a dickhead is a pagan.

• 18:02Speaker 04

  Pagan, right.

• 18:04Speaker 06

  Pagan.

• 18:04Speaker 03

  You're pagan.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  Is it? I've missed that.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, so it's coming back and when people call me that, I'm like, the white slavery, this is all coming back now.

• 18:11Speaker 04

  God, I mean, we are going to deal with some, some hard words in this episode.

• 18:15Speaker 03

  The P word.

• 18:15Speaker 04

  We are going to, well, there's the S word as well, we'll get into that.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:18Speaker 04

  So the whole slave trade that Otto the Great kind of initiates, it will go all the way through modern day France into modern day Spain, which at this point is Spain-in-istan, it's run by the Moors.

• 18:32Speaker 04

  Right?

• 18:36Speaker 04

  So, but this whole trade is run by Jewish merchants. Again, this is explosive stuff. This is really explosive stuff. This is ethnic whites being sold to Muslims via Jewish intermediaries. This cannot get into the wrong hands, this stuff.

• 18:54Speaker 03

  It's, the magic trick with all the cups, the mixing them up.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:57Speaker 03

  Jews, Muslims, Christians, it's like randomized, who's going to be doing what?

• 19:01Speaker 04

  Oh, it'd be lovely to see a very racist magician, wouldn't it?

• 19:04Speaker 03

  Who's going to be transporting who to who?

• 19:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly.

• 19:07Speaker 03

  Didn't expect it that way, Ron.

• 19:08Speaker 04

  Well, how? Flip, reverse it. You've been reversed.

• 19:12Speaker 03

  It was, maybe it's opposite day.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  Well, it was opposite millennium.

• 19:16Speaker 03

  Opposite.

• 19:16Speaker 04

  That's why we don't like this, okay? So the Jewish, the slave, the Jewish Radanite, they were allowed to code switch between Islamic and Christian lands.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Code switch like Quentin Tarantino speaking to black people.

• 19:28Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly, yeah.

• 19:29Speaker 03

  Oh shit.

• 19:30Speaker 04

  Oh shit, man. Movie theaters are dying on their ass, bro.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  Have you seen him?

• 19:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, of course. I've seen it, yeah, yeah. So now the Jewish merchants can, can, they're allowed to travel between the Islamic and the Christian lands. By virtue of their, their Jewishness. And so they, they now in the Pope in four nine two permits Jews to transport slaves on the condition that they were pagans.

• 19:53Speaker 03

  Right.

• 19:54Speaker 04

  So there's a constant religious war going on.

• 19:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  War in tribes, but the Jews kind of can, some, between the lines, they can.

• 20:00Speaker 03

  It's the racial tension of white versus white other. You know, when you're ticking the boxes racially and there's white other.

• 20:07Speaker 04

  Well, white other was that, that slave.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  That slave, that's pagan, that slave, it's sort of like.

• 20:12Speaker 04

  That is on the census now.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:13Speaker 04

  I mean, why is white other still there?

• 20:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:15Speaker 04

  That is triggering.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  Slavic, right?

• 20:17Speaker 04

  Deeply triggering. Yes, exactly. That means ex-slave, basically.

• 20:20Speaker 06

  I've, I've ticked white other before.

• 20:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, you kind of are.

• 20:22Speaker 04

  You kind of are, though.

• 20:23Speaker 06

  Because my Danish twins, I'm related to these Danish twin ladies.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  Well, do you, did you put white other to try and help you get work?

• 20:31Speaker 06

  No, I guess just like to kind of.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  What?

• 20:34Speaker 06

  Honour them and to be, because I am related, I mean, I am a bit.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  What were you ticking white other, what were you trying to apply for?

• 20:39Speaker 04

  Because you're related to Scandinavians?

• 20:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, two Danish twins, yeah.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, but they're, they're still white. They're still white.

• 20:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, but there's white other, there's like, it's like an Eastern European thing.

• 20:48Speaker 04

  I'm white, I'm white other. Actually, I think it's gypsy, isn't it? Isn't it Romany?

• 20:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Sort of, yeah.

• 20:52Speaker 06

  Which is what, you know.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  You're not.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  You're not Romany, but it would make sense.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  It actually, that would make a lot of sense.

• 20:58Speaker 04

  So Prague is a, becomes a huge slave market.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  It's just amazing the kind of like, we've done the, the brushstrokes of racism and now it's really getting to fine detailing.

• 21:06Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  So just sort of stripping away these kind of stereotypes. We're going now Eastern Europe now, we're doing like the, the, the really complicated, it's now in 4K, it used to be fuzzy.

• 21:16Speaker 04

  No, this is, yeah, fine, precision racism. Laser guided drones, drone strike racism. Racism that can take out the Ayatollah. With the flick of a button.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  It's the Colombian fucking president getting nabbed, Venezuelan president getting nabbed.

• 21:32Speaker 04

  Precision, satellite guided racism, you in particular, just you.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  So Prague becomes this huge slave market, but also the city of Verdun in eastern France, which now they all, if you go on Google Maps, it says Verdun known as a World War One battle site.

• 21:50Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 21:50Speaker 04

  But that, they are hiding a dark, dark history.

• 21:53Speaker 03

  Dark, dark history.

• 21:54Speaker 04

  When it was the major white slave port of the 10th and 11th centuries.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  It was the centre of the castration of the whites, not metaphorically, literally.

• 22:03Speaker 04

  Now, Verdun was the sort of processing centre for Otto's slave trade.

• 22:08Speaker 03

  Right.

• 22:09Speaker 04

  Okay, so slaves would be taken from the eastern, the Lebensraum.

• 22:12Speaker 03

  So people in the east getting processed in Germany by the First Reich.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Hitler is building on a German tradition.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 22:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Lebensraum, processing centres, going into France.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  You can't have jazz without the waltz, without the history of music. Like they have to, you have to have something to be playing with.

• 22:35Speaker 04

  You can't have disco without soul and gospel, you know? And Hitler, you know, Hitler is our disco.

• 22:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:43Speaker 04

  Right?

• 22:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:43Speaker 04

  And Otto the Great is our soul.

• 22:45Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 22:46Speaker 04

  So now Verdun, his speciality, as you said, was on this high value commodity. The white, the most precious white slave there was, was a castrated white man.

• 22:59Speaker 03

  Because he wasn't gonna...

• 22:59Speaker 04

  A eunuch.

• 23:00Speaker 03

  Right.

• 23:00Speaker 04

  Right. So this is because when they get to Spain Iniesta, the Moors who run, there's the caliphate of Cordoba. So...

• 23:10Speaker 03

  Cordoba.

• 23:11Speaker 04

  Cordoba. So at this point, pretty much...

• 23:13Speaker 03

  And Cordoba's the biggest city in the world at this point, around this time.

• 23:16Speaker 04

  Is it? So about 75% of Spain is Moorish, so North African.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  It's like the most advanced, like it's got street lamps 800 years before.

• 23:25Speaker 04

  And all of Spain's most beautiful cities are, you can see this Arabic influence from this time. So Granada and Andalusia and all that. So, yeah, I think basically like the Basque Country is not Moorish, but the rest of Spain pretty much is at this point. Now, what, they, they value eunuchs highly because they want to use these men as bodyguards and slaves for the female quarters, because in Islamic law, obviously, it's men and women are separate.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Right.

• 23:57Speaker 04

  So you can biologically trust a eunuch not to get up to any funny business.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 24:02Speaker 04

  So in Verdun.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  Enforced non-binaryism.

• 24:05Speaker 04

  It's enforced non-binaryism.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:07Speaker 04

  Right, let's just let that sink in now.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  Well, I'm just trying to think, Charlie 100% would have been a white slave. You can just, he's just got that mentality to him.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  In a good way.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure.

• 24:16Speaker 04

  If you want, if you want.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  But I do think I'd trust him more if he was castrated, wouldn't you?

• 24:21Speaker 04

  As a producer, I think it would help no end if you had your balls cut off.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  It would be, I just think it would be a lot more, I think you'd get a lot more done.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  So much more done.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. Obviously it wouldn't be a nice experience for you, Charlie, but I do think.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  What do they say, how you only use like 12% of your brain? Castrated, you'd use at least 80% of your brain, I think.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  Well, I just think maybe we could trust him more when he's not at work. To maybe, you know, living a more healthier life.

• 24:44Speaker 04

  Now.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Not spending every weekend out fucking sticking his dick in a bush. Because you won't have one.

• 24:49Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  Or have it locked up in the office.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  The other thing.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  And you can maybe have it back if you behave yourself.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  I'd like to have it back sometimes. So Eunuchs also, Eunuchs also couldn't start a rival dynasty. To threaten the Islamic rulers.

• 25:02Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 25:03Speaker 04

  Now, now, this is where, this is, this is quite explosive. In Sharia law, Muslims are forbidden from castrating other humans.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  Right.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  But they're not forbidden from buying humans who have already been castrated.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Right.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  So they basically get the French to do their dirty work for them, right? The Spain Inestanis.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  It's a great loophole.

• 25:22Speaker 04

  So in Verdun, they start this, they have this surgical centre.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:27Speaker 04

  Where they castrate Slavs in order to then send them on to Cordoba.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:33Speaker 04

  Now, castration surgery in the 10th century.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  A delicate art.

• 25:39Speaker 04

  We're looking at a picture, we're looking at a picture now.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  I don't know what I expected.

• 25:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:42Speaker 03

  But that's kind of, I thought there'd be something more.

• 25:44Speaker 04

  I also thought the victim would be a boy rather than a turban-wearing man.

• 25:48Speaker 03

  Old man.

• 25:49Speaker 04

  Anyway.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, so the image we're looking at is there's a, there's a kind of 50-year-old man with a brown beard.

• 25:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  Chopping off a guy.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  A gurkha knife, it looks like.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, with a gurkha knife, chopping off a guy who's lying in bed who looks in his 70s or 80s. Which is quite harrowing. This is very, it's very much Harold Wilson energy.

• 26:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, quite an accurate penis though, for the age, I think.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  And quite a good, like, it doesn't seem like an old, quite a young penis for an old man.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  Yes, he does seem like he has got a young.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  I think it's strange is how much he's bloody loving it.

• 26:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  Well, this could just be early medieval kink.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't understand why they both have such a deadpan look in their eyes.

• 26:26Speaker 04

  Well, but this is the point.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  It's boring to them.

• 26:28Speaker 04

  Well, it is. In Verdun, this is boring.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  Why does it look like he's getting a haircut?

• 26:35Speaker 04

  Now, the mortality rate is incredibly high, about 80% of people, because there's no anaesthetic and there's no penicillin or anything, or antiseptic.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  Which means it just drives the price up, because there's incredibly scarce to get a finished product. A castrated boy, right? So, and this is something that does not happen in the other slave trades, you know?

• 26:59Speaker 03

  Do you not think?

• 27:00Speaker 04

  This is the eunuch, the eunuch industrial complex is a uniquely white experience.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  What is it about the whites that make you want to chop their knobs off?

• 27:11Speaker 04

  What is it about the whites that you want to chop our knobs off? Yeah? What is it about us? Is it because they're sort of average sized?

• 27:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, what's going on there?

• 27:19Speaker 04

  You think you can just get rid of it?

• 27:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Is it because it's like, well, he's not even using that?

• 27:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you can't be using that.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Well, you're not even using it.

• 27:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, we'll just chop it off.

• 27:30Speaker 04

  So.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  Is it because white guys are maybe polite?

• 27:32Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, I suppose that, you know, you look at the great.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Can I have my penis? No worries if not. Sorry, I'm gonna have to take it.

• 27:39Speaker 04

  It's funny, you look at, you know, how like those guys who compensate on sports who try and bring slavery into it. It's like the masculinity, the black masculinity racism of like the strong slave, the strong black man. It's the opposite of like the sort of defeatist, the cocks. Now, excuse me, can I have my balls back? No, you know, it's the inverse of that.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. Can I have my balls back?

• 28:02Speaker 04

  Can I have my balls? No, no, no, please.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  Fine.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  You know, so the primary methods of castration were just cutting with a knife or crushing with a couple of bricks. And just, just, yes, Charlie.

• 28:14Speaker 06

  How they do it to sheep is they'll grab, they'll basically tie the balls up in a kind of bow and then they just fall off on the hill.

• 28:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, let them fall off. Yeah, that's, that, yeah.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  That seems more advanced than the crushing.

• 28:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, crushing and the cutting.

• 28:26Speaker 06

  Crushing's crazy because then they, don't they just sort of sit there mangled?

• 28:28Speaker 04

  Boys were placed in sitting positions over hot water to relax their bodies.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  Oh, lovely, a lovely bath.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, and their testicles were crushed and massaged with the fingers until they dissolved.

• 28:39Speaker 03

  Hold on, hold on.

• 28:39Speaker 04

  Oh, God. I didn't, I didn't read that sentence before I read it out loud. Dissolved. I'm no longer tangible. My balls are intangible.

• 28:51Speaker 03

  Why are you, why, why the long face?

• 28:52Speaker 04

  My balls are intangible. They have dissolved.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  They dissolved my balls.

• 28:56Speaker 04

  They've dissolved my balls. Fuck that.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  But also, I like the hot water relaxing and massage. Did they not know that their balls were going to dissolve?

• 29:05Speaker 04

  This is a sad ending. This is a very sad ending.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  Saddest ending to a massage.

• 29:09Speaker 04

  A fucking racist ending.

• 29:12Speaker 04

  To prevent the urethra from closing, as the wound healed, a hollow tube, often made of bamboo or metal, was inserted, which the patient had to wear for a long period while the wound healed. There is a white, a racialized castration industry in medieval France and Spain, okay? Explosive stuff. Now, what are the, what are this, what are the Spain Inestanis doing with these boys? So, the, the Umayyad Caliphs of Spain, uh, they were, they were who was buying them and they called the European slaves, and I'm going to bring up this word now. And these are not my words, I'm just using it because it's historical fact.

• 29:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  Sakaliba.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  And you're saying that with a hard A.

• 29:53Speaker 04

  I'm saying that with a hard A. Okay. Sakaliba refers to fair-haired, light-eyed, I'm very sorry, captives from the Otto Verdun pipeline.

• 30:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, that word, it, it's got, it's a word of violence.

• 30:12Speaker 04

  You know, words, words can be violent and this word is a, is an assault.

• 30:17Speaker 03

  Yes, the S word. We'll call it the S word now.

• 30:19Speaker 04

  From here on in, we'll call it the S word. I'm sorry. I will put a trigger warning in the description of this.

• 30:25Speaker 04

  So the caliphates, as I said, they couldn't, in Sharia law, they got around it by, by buying these S words.

• 30:33Speaker 04

  And they, but what's fascinating is how they put the white slaves to work. It's not, it's not necessarily manual labour here. It's bureaucratic labour.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  That's amazing.

• 30:43Speaker 04

  Which is, it is funny how the stereotypes.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  Look, slavery, transatlantic slave trade, it's not funny. It's very serious. White slavery.

• 30:51Speaker 04

  Well, none of this is funny.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  It's quite funny. It's quite funny that white people have been enslaved, that you chopped our knobs off and made us do your taxes.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  That is funny.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  Well, listen, it is funny.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  Because when you hear about white slavery, what's that? Is that what? You get some cuck to do your taxes? Yes.

• 31:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is that.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  What, you mean you're putting us, what, we fucking rowing ships? No, no, no, no, no. We'll cut your knob off and you do our tax return. Right, okay, fine.

• 31:16Speaker 04

  I mean, yeah, if Epstein had cut his balls off, he was just an excellent accountant.

• 31:20Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 31:21Speaker 04

  You know, but they did also use Slavic slaves to create like a military corps. But mainly it's an administrative force.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 31:30Speaker 04

  That is, so you have an administrative force.

• 31:36Speaker 03

  But they all speak like this because they've got their balls chopped for it last, for it last. You do really need to send your invoices and we need to process the receipts or else we can't claim the tax back.

• 31:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. That's, that is slave chatter. But then, then you start thinking.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  You really need to stop.

• 31:53Speaker 04

  Then you start thinking this, you know, the Bee Gees, is this Caucasian spiritual music?

• 31:56Speaker 03

  You need to invest your money.

• 31:57Speaker 04

  Because you can't tell by the way I walk, I'm a werther's man.

• 32:02Speaker 04

  That is deeply.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  Being a slave.

• 32:03Speaker 04

  Being a slave.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

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• 33:08Speaker 04

  So the S-words are forced to serve in a multitude of different ways. Servants, craftsmen, mercenaries, caliph's guards.

• 33:17Speaker 03

  Hareem concubines in forced slave cucks. Maybe that's where the cuck fantasy comes from in a sort of traumatic, generational trauma way. Being the harem concubine.

• 33:27Speaker 04

  Like a rape fantasy.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  No, it's more, if you're, if you're like a eunuch in a harem.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:33Speaker 03

  This is just loads of Arab orgies and you've got no knob and you're there holding drinks probably.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  So you're kind of the ultimate cuck. Is there ever more of a cuck than witnessing an orgy with no knob?

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Yes, you're right. But you're not, isn't, isn't a cuck, to be a cuck, you have to get pleasure out of it.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  I know, but I feel that, that relationship is probably where that, a lot of sexual kinks, right?

• 33:55Speaker 04

  Are based on trauma.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  So it's probably a way of processing the kind of imprinted generational trauma. Of holding a wine as there's a giant orgy and you've got no knob.

• 34:06Speaker 04

  That's why I will not watch Malia Khalifa group sex videos. Because I'm doing my ancestors a disservice. Yeah?

• 34:14Speaker 03

  No, you will watch them, but you're Paul Golding it.

• 34:18Speaker 04

  Yeah. My wife walks in on me with my back turned with some porn playing. What are you doing? I'm taking a stand. I'm taking a stand. I will not watch this group sex. Okay, then why are you playing it? Because I'm making a statement.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  Why are you playing it really loud and wanking?

• 34:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  And why are you looking at it in the mirror?

• 34:36Speaker 04

  Because I'm making a statement. Right, so the harems of women, Muslim women, are guarded by genitalless white men. So it's like the inverse of Gaddafi's Amazonian Guard. Where he's using women with big tits.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 34:54Speaker 04

  And the women with big tits are using men with no dicks. Don't worry ladies, hello ladies. So female slaves, which again, that happens, female slaves, they could either be domestic servants.

• 35:06Speaker 03

  Sex slaves.

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Sex slaves, I mean, this is sort of the birth of human trafficking as well, really.

• 35:10Speaker 03

  This is pre-Liam Neeson as well.

• 35:12Speaker 04

  So there's no one coming to find you, you know, there's no, they can't call you.

• 35:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:18Speaker 04

  They just have to stand there and go, oh, oh no.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  I guess it is interesting.

• 35:21Speaker 04

  I've got a particular set of skills, but I've got no way to tell you that.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  That does change, because I guess the modern stereotype of Romania is a lot of human trafficking, right?

• 35:28Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  But it's a long and venerable history.

• 35:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, yes.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  I didn't realise that it was like, you think it's just kind of a post-Soviet aberration or something.

• 35:36Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  This is a long old.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  Andrew Tate is the latest in a line.

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:40Speaker 04

  Oh, yes, and then it basically, if a woman in slavery had, gave birth to her Muslim master's child. Then the child would be born free and she could no longer be sold as property. So that was, there was an element of social mobility, if you want to bear a word, in the slavery. There's also what's called a kian, which is a female slave who is educated to be an entertainer, which was the rarest type.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  Right, so what, is it sort of like one-liners?

• 36:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, or belly dancing.

• 36:07Speaker 03

  Like tinsing and stuff.

• 36:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, maybe. So Otto the Great profits enormously, right? Because the caliphate in Cordoba pay him silver coins, so basically the economy of the First Reich is built on the white slave trade.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  It's a great, look, we have to respect, as white people, we have to respect a great business model.

• 36:27Speaker 04

  We do.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  As traumatic as it is.

• 36:29Speaker 04

  But also, you look at what this pays.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  It's smart.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  He builds Magdeburg Cathedral, Charlie, can you get a picture of Magdeburg Cathedral up? This is one of his great achievements architecturally, on the backs of white labour, okay? Unpaid, white slave labour.

• 36:44Speaker 03

  The one note, it is white people doing it.

• 36:47Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  So it'd be hard for us to claim reparations.

• 36:50Speaker 04

  Reparations now, is what I'm saying.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  We also don't know who we're related to.

• 36:55Speaker 03

  We don't know if we're related to the Slavs or Otto the Great.

• 36:57Speaker 04

  It's not about who, not about related to them.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  I don't know who's going to pay us, we might have to pay ourselves reparations.

• 37:02Speaker 04

  Well, that's fine. I've got two companies, I'll put it from one to the other.

• 37:08Speaker 04

  You know, can you take reparations as a dividend?

• 37:11Speaker 03

  I don't, yeah, I think maybe that's what-

• 37:12Speaker 04

  That's an accountancy question.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  We need the administrative slave force to work on that.

• 37:16Speaker 04

  Well, that's the problem. I don't have my eunuchs. Where are my high pitched accountants when I need them? Excuse me, can I put reparations-

• 37:24Speaker 03

  You should pay yourself about eight grand in salary because that's tax free and then the rest is dividends.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  And dividends have taxed at a lower rate, up to 35,000. Can I pay reparations as a dividend? Phoebe, can you make a note of that? Okay, if I want to pay myself a slave reparation, will my accountant freak out? What on earth is that? You want to take that to HMRT now.

• 37:45Speaker 03

  I don't want to be an American idiot.

• 37:47Speaker 04

  Sorry, sorry, Sadiq's London. Are you taxing my slave reparation? Is that what's next? So the caliphate, basically the silver that goes through Otto the Great's Holy Roman Empire, I mean, it builds the Holy Roman Empire's wealth, you know? He funds his army with it. Now, the pagans start to crack on to like what's going on here.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:10Speaker 04

  And so they realise that if they, essentially if they convert to Christianity, then they're not going to be made slaves. Because that is the defining feature. You are made a slave if you're a white pagan.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:19Speaker 04

  So after about 200 years of this industrial complex, the system collapses as all the Slavic dukes convert to Christianity. And by the late 11th century, the Slavic world is sort of Christian. So the European economy starts to pivot towards agriculture and production. So white slavery has sort of ended, but not from a moral outrage, from an economic one. It's faded away.

• 38:47Speaker 03

  Isn't that always the case?

• 38:49Speaker 04

  Yes, it is.

• 38:49Speaker 03

  In every single slave trade in all of human history, it's always economic first.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  It's very uncomfortable.

• 38:54Speaker 03

  What is?

• 38:55Speaker 04

  Because we like to think that we wouldn't have done this if we were alive at the time.

• 38:58Speaker 03

  We just don't need it.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  But we, yeah.

• 39:00Speaker 03

  So now, the slavery that we have today is making iPhones because we need that.

• 39:04Speaker 04

  Exactly, yeah.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  And when we don't need that, then we'll be like, that was terrible.

• 39:06Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 39:07Speaker 03

  But that's just because we found a different way to do it.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. Did you look for a different way? No, I was too busy scrolling.

• 39:13Speaker 03

  It just happened naturally.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  I was watching videos.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  And we did it up until the last possible point.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:18Speaker 03

  And then we said, this is disgraceful.

• 39:19Speaker 04

  This is disgraceful. How dare you? Literally, my phone's been taken away. Why are you getting, no, okay, fine. No, it's awful, that. It's absolutely awful. Now, so there's a few hundred years of peace when it comes to the white slave experience until-

• 39:33Speaker 03

  The white slave experience.

• 39:34Speaker 04

  The white slave experience.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  Finn Taylor's tour show.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  Finn is on tour in the autumn.

• 39:39Speaker 04

  I'm on tour in the autumn. I will be, I will be talking about the white slave experience. They're actually my opening act, the band, The White Slave Experience. Do a lot of covers mainly. The Ottoman Empire, which will go on to be one of the main powers-

• 39:53Speaker 03

  Which we don't really know much about. We should do a big series on it.

• 39:55Speaker 04

  We should do a big series on it.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's some good stuff.

• 39:57Speaker 04

  But, but what they go on to commit is a disgrace.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Yes, and there's a film called Aforim. It's a Romanian film about white slavery. I would recommend it. It's kind of- The depiction of racism, you would absolutely love it. I mean, it's kind of psychedelic, the depiction of racism, because it's in a country where the layers of racism are so rich, that there's like, the town over, they've got all these slurs made per- Probably the most squares-

• 40:27Speaker 04

  Slurs per square mile. Slur density.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, is in that kind of corner of Eastern Europe where it meets the Middle East.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  Of course, yeah.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  And so it's just-

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Bosnia, kind of Albania.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  Bosnia, and then Yugoslavia. No, it's like, it's, they're breaking off into so many different-

• 40:41Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  Things where it's not about colour, it's about so many other things. The small-

• 40:44Speaker 04

  The Bosnian, that's why-

• 40:45Speaker 03

  How thick your eyebrows are.

• 40:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  But that's the most, and basically the premise of it is this Ottoman kind of sheriff is trying to trace an escaped gypsy slave. Because the gypsies were enslaved in Ottoman Empire till 1860, 1870, so super recently. And basically because he fucked the master's wife, this gypsy, even though the master's wife was just horny and wanted to get fucked.

• 41:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  And she blamed it all on him. So he's escaped, and it's basically the whole film is trying to capture him.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  Right.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  And on the journey, he get, they get him, he brings him back, he realises this is a bit, this is probably not the right thing to do. Gives him back to the master. The master immediately gets a massive pair of garden scissors and chops his knob off.

• 41:23Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  It's a great film.

• 41:26Speaker 04

  What's it called?

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Atharim.

• 41:27Speaker 04

  Atharim.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  By Radu Jude.

• 41:29Speaker 04

  Is that our 12 years as slaves?

• 41:31Speaker 03

  In some ways, it really is. I'd highly recommend it.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  I'll watch that. Now, the dervish, the devshamir system is the forcible relocation of young Christian boys.

• 41:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:43Speaker 04

  What I like about this is that there is some very, very early phrenology, what you call physiognomy, which we touched on in some, one of the episodes. They are looking for the strongest and most intelligent boys, aged seven to 20, from Christian families. So, boys who are too tall are rejected because they think they're clumsy.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 42:02Speaker 04

  Too short, they're weak.

• 42:04Speaker 03

  This is Goldilocks theory.

• 42:05Speaker 04

  Ugly boys is, is gone.

• 42:09Speaker 03

  But is it, is it the view of ugly as being evil or like?

• 42:12Speaker 04

  And it's an outward, it's an outward sign of bad character.

• 42:14Speaker 03

  Yes, okay.

• 42:15Speaker 04

  Because it's physiognomy.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:16Speaker 04

  And if you, if you speak too many languages, then you're too clever. So it's a real baby bear porridge situation.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  So these boys are taken to Istanbul, circumcised, converted to Islam, taught Turkish, and then educated.

• 42:29Speaker 03

  Which I guess now we're going to Istanbul to get your hair transplant and a lot of those sorts of surgeries. So there's a history there of white people being taken there for surgeries.

• 42:37Speaker 04

  The first Turkish hairlines.

• 42:39Speaker 03

  Well, you're having a bit, yeah.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  A bit taken off.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  And now you're having it added.

• 42:43Speaker 04

  But these men are going back and they're thinking, when is this going to grow back? And it's like, this is a two-year process.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  So the Ottoman government are forbidden from taking only children. So it's only if you've got siblings that you're stolen.

• 42:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  But you're sorted into two special types. You've got the janissaries, who are the army, and then the bureaucrats. Yeah, so, so again, you've got people going to the army and you've also got bureaucrats doing your taxes.

• 43:06Speaker 03

  You'd be the bureaucrat, do you reckon?

• 43:07Speaker 04

  I hope so.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. In the slave army, I think we'd probably both be the bureaucrats.

• 43:11Speaker 04

  I wanna, I wanna get on to this early physiognomy, right? Because Ibn Butlan, again, an early Islamic.

• 43:17Speaker 03

  Ibn Butman.

• 43:17Speaker 04

  Ibn Butman, Ibn Bustin, an early Islamic chronicler. He writes a guide.

• 43:24Speaker 03

  They love, this is a period where the.

• 43:26Speaker 04

  They're always doing it.

• 43:27Speaker 03

  They're chronic, they're the only people chronicling stuff.

• 43:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  They're the witness to all this stuff.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  So how to purchase a slave, right? And this is a guide which identifies desirable traits.

• 43:36Speaker 03

  Which, you know, when you're watching films and everyone says you couldn't write that these days?

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:40Speaker 03

  This is one of those things where I don't, you could write, you couldn't make that today.

• 43:43Speaker 04

  No, you couldn't, you couldn't, you could not publish a book called How to Purchase a Slave now.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  You could not write a treatise.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  The publishing industry has been ideologically captured.

• 43:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:51Speaker 04

  Right, so desirable traits, women from North Africa and the Caucasus if they're young. They possessed excellent soft skin and a natural aptitude for grace, making them ideal for the bedroom. So this is early Eastern European sex trafficking.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 44:07Speaker 04

  Greek women are highly praised for their intelligence, their organisational skills and their domestic management.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  What's going on here?

• 44:13Speaker 04

  He didn't get everything right.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  But again, this is the 10th century.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  So it's the tail end of the still a little bit of energy left in the Greeks.

• 44:21Speaker 04

  I suppose these women have been separated from Greece, so they have been saved, I suppose.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  The undesirable traits, again, these are not my words, the Armenians, what he calls the worst of the whites.

• 44:35Speaker 04

  The worst of the whites. Ibn launches a scathing critique of Armenian slaves, warning buyers away from them. Please, my friend, no, no, no, no, please, no, no, no.

• 44:45Speaker 03

  Not for you.

• 44:45Speaker 04

  No.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  The off card.

• 44:47Speaker 04

  He said, they are, this is tripe. The Armenians are tripe. He claims that despite being white and quote, sometimes beautiful, Armenians are quote, useless for pleasure. They're possessed coarse natures and they're inherently wicked and difficult to manage.

• 45:06Speaker 03

  Inherently wicked, it's pretty devastating.

• 45:07Speaker 04

  Useless for pleasure. And he thinks that the Sakalipa, sorry, the S words.

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 45:13Speaker 04

  They are, might be physically striking, but their temperaments are cold.

• 45:17Speaker 03

  Right, that makes sense.

• 45:18Speaker 04

  I think he's judging these slaves on concubines, right, sex slave.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  Right.

• 45:22Speaker 04

  So he's saying, yeah.

• 45:23Speaker 03

  He's thinking about Baltic people, right?

• 45:24Speaker 04

  That's it.

• 45:25Speaker 03

  Beautiful but cold.

• 45:25Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, he's on to something.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:27Speaker 04

  So he's, he's looking at Russian women going, well, yeah, she's fit, but can I live with her? You know, it's like Alan Partridge in Tatiana, whatever she's doing.

• 45:36Speaker 04

  Now, he, he writes a guide of to how you would go through a slave market and look for defects in a white slave.

• 45:42Speaker 03

  Sort of like slave trading for dummies.

• 45:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. Buying a second-hand car, all right? Or getting a hire car and you walk round it and you're looking for scratches, okay? So you have to examine the women like livestock, smell a slave's breath. I don't know what's, you know.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  I guess it's the gut health.

• 45:59Speaker 04

  Maybe, you know.

• 46:01Speaker 03

  General health.

• 46:02Speaker 04

  Check the armpits for body odor. No.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  It's like a football medical, right?

• 46:05Speaker 04

  She's obviously French, get rid of her.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:07Speaker 04

  Examine the firmness of the flesh, the colour of the gums.

• 46:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:12Speaker 04

  And ensure the woman did not have any digestive issues.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:15Speaker 04

  So if you're on auction and you fart, you're out. Absolutely not.

• 46:20Speaker 03

  Unless you're a flatulentist slave.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  A flatulentist entertainer?

• 46:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 46:24Speaker 03

  So the rare case is you're a slave.

• 46:26Speaker 04

  Rachel the farter.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, if your whole point is your ability to fart, then.

• 46:30Speaker 04

  Queefing for the court. Queefing for the entertainment of the king. The court queefer. You know, there's the court jester, there's also the court queefer.

• 46:39Speaker 04

  A court queefer, of course, is one of, is an African-American name.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Beautiful African name.

• 46:44Speaker 04

  Beautiful name. Court queefer. We just welcomed a daughter into our lives. She's called Court queefer.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  What did you, what was it?

• 46:51Speaker 04

  Court queefer Jackson.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  Court queefer Jackson is a live and breathe. Oh, yeah. No, she's a, she's a plump best friend in a rom-com. Court queefer. Yes, Charlie?

• 47:04Speaker 06

  If you're, if you're a slave, is it better, do you think, to pretend? Like, I mean, if you've got a slave

• 47:10Speaker 06

  and it's acting like it loves it.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  It, it, yeah.

• 47:14Speaker 06

  Or he, he, she, they, it loves it.

• 47:16Speaker 03

  Oh, do you mean as the sort of defence tactics, if you're in a fight, you go like?

• 47:19Speaker 06

  Fuck you.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  Fuck you.

• 47:20Speaker 04

  Well, you think you're Beethoven's brother in slavery? Oh, that was my nose. Being whipped on a slave ship. Oh, yeah.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  Well, that's a good tactic.

• 47:29Speaker 04

  I've got an itch just there, actually. Yeah.

• 47:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:32Speaker 06

  As a slave, is it?

• 47:32Speaker 04

  That's what Bond does in, when he's getting his balls whipped. I mean, yeah. You've seen that Bond, which Bond film is he was getting his balls whipped? And he's like, oh, I've got a scratch just there. Ha! I love to think that's what I'd do, but I know it, I know it isn't.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  Please stop, please, please. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 47:47Speaker 06

  Kill me.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  I'd poo and then they'd be like, oh, for fuck's sake. I'd poo everywhere, through the hole in the chair. They'd be like, oh, don't do that.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  I'd try and be so pathetic.

• 47:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:55Speaker 03

  That they'd let me.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  And I'm snot in my moustache.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Like I got into a Berlin nightclub, they were gonna turn us away, but then I tried to get my ID out and about fifty coins fell out of my wallet and they, and then I went down to try and get the coins, but we're standing on like a metal grate. So the coins all went down and then I looked up at, at the counter and they're like, you can go.

• 48:16Speaker 04

  You have to go.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  So that's, that's probably how I'd try and get out. It's so pathetic. It was like, this is very funny.

• 48:19Speaker 04

  Well, that's actually where Daniel Craig was being tortured, was in the bottom of that, the back room of that Berlin nightclub.

• 48:24Speaker 06

  I made up a language to get into a Berlin nightclub with my friend.

• 48:27Speaker 04

  Really?

• 48:27Speaker 06

  Everyone else got turned away and me and my mate were going.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  Harabata.

• 48:33Speaker 04

  Was that, was that like, like Sim talk?

• 48:35Speaker 06

  Pretty much.

• 48:39Speaker 06

  We were like having like a really serious chat. It looked like we were like really getting into something really serious.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Well, do a bit of serious chat.

• 48:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 48:51Speaker 04

  I'd say that's ambiguous, like when the terrorists are talking in a film.

• 48:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:57Speaker 04

  And that's what you hear.

• 48:59Speaker 03

  Well, when you've just woken up and you've been kidnapped.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, and you've heard.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Balls off.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  But then, but then Berlin is famously random, isn't it?

• 49:08Speaker 03

  Isn't it?

• 49:08Speaker 04

  Unless you spill your fucking wallet everywhere and then they go, no, fuck off, fuck off. Now, so just to, just to recap, before we get into the, the final part, which is the trans subs, um, which is Sub Saharan Africa. Just to recap, so you are, you are a white pagan in the Lebensraum area of First Reich.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  So this is second person right now.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  You, I'm talking to you, the listener. Take yourself back a thousand years and someone like you.

• 49:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  Would have been in the Slavic corridor of the Holy Roman Empire. You would have been captured by Germans, taken to the hands of Jewish merchants, taken to Verdun, where you would have been forcibly castrated with no anaesthetic. Somehow you survived, process to put it in other words, survived, rarely, but you did. You would then march south across the Pyrenees to Spain and Istanbul.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:00Speaker 04

  There, you may have been purchased by an Arab desert caravan and taken to Morocco.

• 50:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:05Speaker 04

  Where you crossed the Sahara Desert by a camel and you may have ended up in the insanely wealthy West African empire.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  The Songline Empire.

• 50:15Speaker 04

  Of Manzamusa.

• 50:16Speaker 03

  And Manzamusa's Mali Empire.

• 50:16Speaker 04

  Now, we should talk about Manzamusa and Mali, because this is, this is fascinating.

• 50:19Speaker 03

  Because he's Jeff Blackos, right? That sort of.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  Yes, he's Jeff Blackos. Yep. He's the richest man who ever lived, they think.

• 50:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  He's a, he, yeah, West African empire.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  He was literally sitting on a gold mine.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  He controlled all of gold and salt.

• 50:33Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  Crucially, basically in the world. So I think he's the only person who's ever been in, in complete control of global currency.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Oh, right.

• 50:41Speaker 04

  In that he, he, he has all the gold.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  And when he would travel, whenever he'd, it would be sort of like when Taylor Swift comes to town and there's like an economic earthquake.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  Caravan, yeah.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  When he travels through a country, he completely destabilized their economy because he's basically handing out so much money, it rises inflation, it completely fucks the whole thing.

• 50:58Speaker 04

  When he goes to, he does a big pilgrimage to Harge in 1324, goes through Cairo.

• 51:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:03Speaker 04

  Hands out so much free gold that.

• 51:05Speaker 03

  It clubs the economy.

• 51:06Speaker 04

  It takes 12 years to recover.

• 51:09Speaker 04

  She's like Oprah. He's just, you get a car, you get a car, you know. So he, now, he would take white slaves, but in the West African empires of the 14th century, white slaves, it's probably the best place to be a white slave.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 51:23Speaker 04

  In that you weren't, you were the highest worth because you were rootless, because you were so far from home.

• 51:30Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 51:31Speaker 04

  You could basically be, you'd be like a loyal servant.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  There's no tribe that you're going to run back to.

• 51:34Speaker 04

  No, and you wouldn't try and, you couldn't take over. So he would be your.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  You're the most loyal slave.

• 51:39Speaker 04

  Yes, you'd be the most trusted. So you would actually have access to the inner court. So, you know, this is probably, if you were a court queef in Mansa Musa's, you know, you probably had quite a good life.

• 51:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  Indian slaves, it must be said, were much lower positions.

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Right.

• 51:52Speaker 04

  Because this is not the, we're not, whites are not the only slaves in this time.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  But we are the least talked about.

• 51:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. No one likes to bring it up.

• 52:00Speaker 04

  No one likes to bring it up, apart from us. So now, as you had the, the S words going down to Spain, you also had, of course, Sub-Saharan Africans coming up towards the North Africa. North Africa is sort of the, that's like the, the hub. That's like the Clapham Junction for slavery. In that you've got Sub-Saharan black Africans coming up, East Africans coming up, and then you've got Mediterranean whites going down. So this is-

• 52:27Speaker 03

  The Arabs are the big slave traders, historically. That's the connecting factor with all sorts of slaves.

• 52:33Speaker 04

  If you want to Douglas Murray it fully, if you still, after all this, have not got out of your dinner party, you say, "Well, the Arabs invented slavery, the whites just took it and industrialized it." So that's what you say. I'm not saying that, I'm just saying I'm giving you another option.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  And their numbers are higher than ours. They've enslaved far more people than we did.

• 52:51Speaker 04

  The Arabs. Yeah, and we ended it. So can I leave now?

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Don't ask ChatGPT, ask Grok. Because I know Grok will confirm-

• 52:57Speaker 04

  ChatGPT is biased.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Grok's the only-

• 52:59Speaker 04

  Ask Errol Musk.

• 53:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Look, obviously, obviously-

• 53:02Speaker 03

  I mean, his son made Grok.

• 53:04Speaker 04

  Grok is Errol Musk.

• 53:05Speaker 03

  It is, in a way. It's the lineage of, if you want to pierce through the shit and have something, an AI with searing clarity is Grok.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, it's Grok, yeah. Elon's just gone, "What was it like when I asked my dad anything?"

• 53:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:17Speaker 04

  "Oh yeah, I'll just make that to AI."

• 53:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, Grok should be called Common Knowledge.

• 53:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, it should be. So the reverse flow of the S-word, southward, is a huge component of this economy. And now let's get into some, the beauty ideals, because in Sub-Saharan Africa, I find this fascinating, that even in the, wherever we are now, the 14th century, you know, today, the conversation around-

• 53:45Speaker 03

  Today I am-

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Today I am white. Even the conversation around beauty standards is as if like it's something that's only been happened since the British Empire.

• 53:55Speaker 03

  Yes, all of this.

• 53:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, whereas in fact, white beauty, that idea, is valued highly in countries where they're rarer.

• 54:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  So like, the Mali Empire, the Ottomans, they're buying Eastern Europe, and it is Eastern European women.

• 54:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:13Speaker 04

  You have this theory that they're the most attractive.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, probably, but it's also like, I don't know, I think it's frustration with what happened with the UK. Because it's sort of uncanny valley. When you look at like a Ukrainian-

• 54:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  And they look back at you, it's like they're looking in a circus mirror.

• 54:28Speaker 04

  Yes, it is.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  It's like, "I have all the same features, but you're hot and I'm ugly. What's gone on there?"

• 54:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, what's happening? And this is why British women are never enslaved as sex slaves.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  You look at Odegaard and you look at Emma Smith Rowe, they're the same person, but there's just something-

• 54:41Speaker 04

  A bit off about-

• 54:42Speaker 03

  There's something just a bit-

• 54:42Speaker 04

  It's like you've gone like that on an iPhone, you've just sort of like fucked their face a bit.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  What happened with the set, like-

• 54:48Speaker 04

  But this is why the only, and we'll get to this next episode when we talk about the Barbary Pirates. The only British people who are enslaved are Cornish.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  Makes sense.

• 54:57Speaker 04

  Makes sense. The ugliest.

• 55:02Speaker 04

  Biggest heads.

• 55:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:03Speaker 04

  Okay, you know, they're looking down the south coast, they're thinking Kent, nah, it's Brighton, nah.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:08Speaker 04

  Dorset, nah. We found them.

• 55:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:11Speaker 04

  This is our workforce.

• 55:14Speaker 04

  These are people who are oxen trapped in the body of people.

• 55:20Speaker 04

  You know, you look at a Cornish, but I've been in like a Cornish soft plays.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:24Speaker 04

  Right, and you see these kids, and I'm there with my wanky London kids.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  Right, feeble little things.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:30Speaker 04

  And these whole milk fuckers are barreling around.

• 55:34Speaker 04

  And you think, yeah, of course, these people were enslaved. Again, it's the quick twitch muscle fibers.

• 55:38Speaker 03

  Is this what you're saying to the other adults?

• 55:40Speaker 04

  This is what I'm saying there, I'm like, you realise why your kids are so much bigger, it's because you were made, you were slaves.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  But that's why I'm looking at them, I'm like, of course they're enslaved.

• 55:47Speaker 04

  Look at the size of them. Look at the size of them, you know, you've got slave heritage, you realise that?

• 55:51Speaker 03

  Fucking hell.

• 55:51Speaker 04

  You should have a different soft play, we should segregate, it's not fair.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  It's a hard play for them.

• 55:56Speaker 04

  They should be fucking, yeah, they should be parkouring around granite.

• 55:58Speaker 03

  It should be a skate park.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, these guys should run around a skate park, bash their heads into stone. So the, the North African enslaved hub. Okay, will reach its peak in the 16th century. Where after the evacuation, is it the evacuation or the fall of Grenada? Which is where.

• 56:19Speaker 03

  The reconquista.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  The reconquistas.

• 56:20Speaker 03

  Ends, really.

• 56:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, Spain-istan falls.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:24Speaker 04

  The Ule's cameras are.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  Restore Spain.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, restore Spain.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Unite the kingdom.

• 56:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, so the Ule's cameras are toppled.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  And Spain, as we now understand it, is, is sort of restored.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 56:42Speaker 04

  The, the Moors, the North African, the Maghreb, they are, they are moved back into North Africa, they retreat. And this creates this sort of widespread, I want for revenge from North Africans in these big city states of what's now Algeria and Libya and Tunisia. So I think it's Algiers, Tunis, Tripoli and Morocco.

• 57:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  Berbers is the first known term for these people. And they are, they are like city states under the protection of the Ottoman Empire, so they're sort of, but they kind of are autonomous as well.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  They will seek revenge from the fall of Granada and they will launch these coarse-haired pirate raids against Spanish shipping and it becomes this global economy of white slave trafficking, okay?

• 57:26Speaker 03

  And what countries are they taking from?

• 57:29Speaker 04

  They're going from Ireland, Italy and Spain, but we will get into that in the next episode, okay? We'll get into, in the next episode-

• 57:36Speaker 03

  You know when you like, you order something online?

• 57:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it arrives.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  And you arrive, you're like, doesn't it look like that in the picture? I ordered white slave-

• 57:42Speaker 04

  This slave's having a siesta.

• 57:45Speaker 04

  He's having a nap in the day and he says that to his HR. I'm not, I, I kind of, the point of a slave-

• 57:49Speaker 03

  Why have you got a German on the front cover?

• 57:51Speaker 04

  Yeah. I ordered a Slav, I ordered a Polish builder. And a guy in a sombrero has turned up with castanets. This isn't, can I, who can I complain to here? Okay?

• 58:02Speaker 03

  All the reviews are just furious.

• 58:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is fur, yeah, it's missold, it's false advertising.

• 58:09Speaker 04

  Anyway, so Algiers becomes a major naval hub, right? Now, what's fascinating is the echoes of history in that Libya, Gaddafi, you know, Gaddafi's Libya-

• 58:21Speaker 03

  I wanted to talk about this.

• 58:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, we'll get into it the next episode, I think, because-

• 58:24Speaker 03

  In the war, the American-

• 58:25Speaker 04

  The Americans, yeah. We will, in our next episode, we will be joined by Bemmi and Andrew-

• 58:30Speaker 03

  And Menter.

• 58:31Speaker 04

  From the We Saw That podcast. They will be there to mount the case for the oppressors. And it will be very interesting to take them through this history.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  Well, it's more-

• 58:41Speaker 04

  It'll be an eye-opening discussion for them.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  I actually think it's more a chance to confront them.

• 58:45Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly. I think so. It's, we're gonna, it's gonna be called reparations now, that episode.

• 58:53Speaker 04

  Where, where we confront our oppressors and I really hope we will be able to, by the end of it, get somewhere-

• 58:58Speaker 03

  Somewhere.

• 58:59Speaker 04

  Somewhere for-

• 59:00Speaker 03

  Extend all the branch.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, just, I would just like some acknowledgement from them. Of the legacy of, I don't, I don't even know where the, I think Andrew might be Nigerian. Anyway-

• 59:11Speaker 03

  Doesn't matter.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  Doesn't matter, okay? It's near Mali, I think.

• 59:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, nearish.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, whatever. Now, that episode's already on the Patreon. Where for £3 a month, you can contribute to our reparations fund.

• 59:23Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  For the abhorrence of white slavery. Bem and Andrew will stick around.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  The Patreon is reparations.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  Yes, it is reparations, which I, yeah, which I'm paying myself in dividends. I just need to work out whether that is actually tax efficient. Anyway.

• 59:40Speaker 03

  This is when you need a fucking dickless fucking whites.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  I need a fucking dickless guy. Well, actually, you know, you can only pay yourself reparations up to £40,000 before. You know, maybe a change in government will help.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  As of yet, HMRC do not acknowledge reparations.

• 59:59Speaker 03

  As tax free.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  As tax free.

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  That is one of the campaigns I am running. You can sign the petition here. Anyway, next episode on the Patreon, along with our bonus episode that will hit on Friday with Bem and Andrew, where we're talking about Black Caesar, who's the most famous black pirate. And yeah, that's it for now. I know this has been a tough episode, a confronting episode. The echoes of history, the screams of history that we can hear throughout this. It won't get, it won't get easier in the next episode.

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  The next episode is genuinely fascinating because the US get involved.

• 1:00:30Speaker 03

  Yes, it's a real fun one.

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  Really, really good stuff. Anyway, that's all from us here. I, I, I hope you're well. Take a minute, take a breath, and we'll see you next time.

• 1:00:40Speaker 03

  Goodbye.