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Elis James and John Robins return for another episode, with John recounting his recent holiday in Tenby and touring the Pembrokeshire coast. John details his encounters with local sights, overpriced castle admission fees, pebble-throwing children, and various ice cream flavors while immersing himself in Welsh language radio. Later, the hosts are joined on the line by golfer Hugo Chambre and his fiancee Lily as Hugo attempts his monumental quest to travel from Land's End to John O'Groats playing golf every day until he breaks par. Finally, the show tackles a major milestone as preparations get underway for Elis to eat his very first prune on the upcoming Tuesday broadcast.
Hosts open the show and run through a series of brief sponsor messages before launching into the episode.
Ellis receives surprising news that Wales is back in the conversation, setting the stage for a Welsh-themed segment.
The hosts discuss their recent trip to Wales, covering sights, food, and local culture as they reminisce about the experience.
Hugo joins the show to explain his ambitious plan to play a round of golf every day from Land’s End to John O’Groats.
The conversation turns to Hugo’s engagement, his relationship with Lily, and the practicalities of his long‑distance golf challenge.
The hosts close the episode with reflections, future content hints, and a humorous look at their personal lives and love for football.
Kieran McGuire joins to discuss the economics of football, the fan experience, and the hosts’ personal football obsessions.
The hosts begin a late‑night chat about mundane questions and the feeling of contributing to society.
They head to Camden for a pottery session, joking about destinations and the absurdity of their plans.
The duo attempts pottery, humorously debating sin, temptation, and the challenges of making art together.
They announce a trailer, Patreon content, and a giveaway of their pottery pieces to listeners.
Ellis admits never eating prunes, and the hosts tease a future episode where he will try them.
Wales Is The Conversationinsight
John announces that Wales is no longer just part of the conversation, but is the conversation itself after visiting Tenby.
John explains that he listened to Radio Cymru the whole time during his holiday to get into the local atmosphere, discovering a mix of mainstream pop and gym music.
Pembroke Castle Pricing Grievancedebate
John expresses frustration over the high entry prices at Pembroke Castle, noting the steep costs for adults and the minimal discount for disabled children.
Cycling Proficiency Memorystory
John recalls a bizarre moment from his cycling proficiency test where the instructor purposefully fell off his bike to prove a safety point.
Hugo joins the show from a retail park in Inverness while on his quest to play golf every day from Land's End to John O'Groats until he breaks par.
Fiancee Lily On The Lineinsight
Hugo's fiancee Lily joins the conversation to discuss her relaxed attitude toward his extended absence while he plays golf across the UK.
Torch-Lit Battleship Anecdotestory
Elis shares a story about a West Brom supporter who was so furious after a match that he torched a model battleship he had carefully built out of matches.
The Prune Revelationdebate
The hosts review audio from a previous episode where Elis revealed he had never eaten a prune, setting up a special tasting segment for the upcoming show.
“I love swimming in the sea and I love Broadhaven South and we never really went there when I was a kid.”
“The Pembrokeshire coast is spectacular.”
“The problem is, you see, Henry the Seventh was born in Pembroke Castle.”
“I love St David's Cathedral. Many school trips there. And then if you, the teachers would always make us count the steps because there's one little half step right at the top.”
“When I was in Norton Keynes on my own at half seven at night, I had a lot of questions.”
“I'm gonna make the first clay tennis racket.”
John’s hammering away at the word count of his opinionated column again. This time in his crosshairs it’s e-scooters. Politically he’s a hard person to work out. Which from a balance perspective is actually very helpful. There's also reports from Pembrokeshire, and we hear from a character who has piqued the boys' interest lately. Plus, when there’s news of (yet more) boundary breaking content to be fed into the digestive tract of the British audio industry, sometimes you just need it to sit in the stomach for a few days to build suspense. Because Elis James, will, for the first time will [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS]. You don’t want to miss it. Want to get in touch? Once described as post on laxatives. It’s email. And our address is [email protected] mailto:[email protected] And here's links to the latest exclusive Patreon bits, so go get on those! New Adventures episode! https://www.patreon.com/elisandjohn/posts/adventure-6-mega-168171679/ featuring raw sex appeal. Pottery competition! https://www.patreon.com/elisandjohn/posts/win-exclusive-of-168173316/ For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at patreon.com/elisandjohn. For weekly visual highlights, head to youtube.com/@elisandjohn. For everything else, head to elisandjohn.com. The Elis James and John Robins Show is a Significant Production. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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