Paris Dongs, Baby Turkeys & Fingered Faces

Bunnie Xo opens up about her recent facelift—getting real about the pain, swelling, and what recovery actually looks like. From not being able to fully smile to needing lymphatic massages, she shares the raw, unfiltered truth behind the healing process. She also spills on her viral moment on Jimmy Kimmel, where her Jack Black impression took over the internet, and celebrates her book staying on the New York Times bestseller list for five weeks straight. Plus, the Coven gets personal and chaotic—Meme talks about her struggles with depression (and her new pet turkeys), Hailee delivers her signature clumsy moments, and the girls reminisce on tour life while teasing what’s next… including a possible movie about Bunnie’s life. It’s honest, hilarious, and a little unhinged—in true Dumb Blonde fashion. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:11Bunnie XO?

  Is this thing on? What's up you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Don Blonde Post Facelift Edition. So if you guys see me all stiff-necked over here, it's because I can't fucking move my head and it hurts to smile.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  Oh, does it hurt to smile?

• 0:30Bunnie XO?

  It hurts to smile. How are you guys?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  Oh, we're doing great. Your face, you look so beautiful.

• 0:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I love you. It's definitely been a process. We'll get into it, though. You guys had to watch it the entire fucking time. Should we insert little clips of the bloody of my face? Of the inside of your face?

• 0:49Speaker 01

  Inside of your face.

• 0:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was crazy, right? For me.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, he like finger fucked your forehead. It was wild to watch.

• 0:57Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I've never seen my, listen, I got a fucking six head. Okay, I have a six head. We all know that. When I saw these fucking videos of me getting surgery, my fucking forehead, I look like Pennywise.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  Like it was. Started to inject your forehead and your forehead just like.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  It exploded like this.

• 1:20Bunnie XO?

  Okay. But do you know that my head is still fucking swollen? I can't even wear a hat right now.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  Like, really?

• 1:28Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so normally when I wear a hat and I don't have extensions in, it's all the way closed, like on the last latch. You know what I'm talking about? How it's like, because I wear trucker hats? I have to open it all the way up to the, to where it's on one latch because my head is so bulbous right now. What? Yeah, it's still so swollen. It went down a lot, but I mean, we're still dealing with alien head over here.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Immediately after, you look like a hammerhead shark. It was a little scary looking.

• 1:51Bunnie XO?

  It's scary. Don't make me laugh. I can't even sneeze. Have you tried to yawn with a fucking five, with the five chins? It's terrible, dude. I, no, I'm telling you, that's.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  No, yours isn't, no, yours is like hard.

• 2:05Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  It, it's like, mine are squishy. Yours is like, it's like, I know there's not anything in there, but it feels like you have like something right there. It's crazy feeling.

• 2:18Bunnie XO?

  Dude, should we just talk about the facelift? I mean, that's what we're talking about. How are you guys? Enough about me. Let's talk about you really quick, though.

• 2:24Speaker 01

  I got two turkeys and a broken toe.

• 2:27Bunnie XO?

  But you're the crazy bird lady. Wild. Crazy ass bird lady right now. Like.

• 2:32Speaker 01

  No, what did you say on my?

• 2:33Bunnie XO?

  And you got a cat.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  He goes.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  I said it's, it's been a week and you already have two other animal species.

• 2:40Bunnie XO?

  I want another cow so bad. Like I'm having like.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  A little girl.

• 2:43Bunnie XO?

  I know. I want one so bad. I'm trying to hold off till we move to the new property, but I'm telling you right now. It's springtime and I'm just feeling the little nugget that I just want to kiss and hug and Crunch is great and all. And like, he's cool to cuddle when he's laying down, but man, that dude's a dick. Like he's such a fucking, and Smore will not let me touch him anymore.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  What happened?

• 3:04Bunnie XO?

  I don't know what happened. I have no idea what happened. He will not let me fucking touch him anymore. You were gone for so long. He's just like, who is this?

• 3:12Bunnie XO?

  That is sad. I never even thought of it that way. Oh my God.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  You have to react to me.

• 3:19Bunnie XO?

  How did the two turkeys come about?

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I've been in like a depression episode since like December and Jason's trying everything in the world to make me happy.

• 3:27Bunnie XO?

  Why? I didn't know you were depressed.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:30Bunnie XO?

  How did I not know you were depressed? You tell me every time you're depressed.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  This happens. So he was like, we were at Track Just Fight the other day and I was like, oh, those two turkeys are alone. Like they don't have any family. And then he was like, hey, I have to go get sweet feed for Pablo. Do you want to go? And I was like, no, I'm good. And he came home and he like opened the trunk and I was like, you got me a barbecue pit because I've been wanting a barbecue pit for the front yard. And I was like, oh, thank God. I thought you were going to get me chickens. I didn't know how we were going to take care of them.

• 3:58Bunnie XO?

  Oh, fuck. Plot twist.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  He goes, uh, could you get the stuff out of the front seat?

• 4:04Speaker 01

  And I opened it and I was like, what are they? And luckily they were turkeys. Turkeys are much better babies than chicks. Chicks like wreak havoc. And I'm talking like my chicks will empty the brooder. My.

• 4:16Bunnie XO?

  What the fuck does emptying the brooder mean?

• 4:18Speaker 01

  They're like, they literally dig.

• 4:20Bunnie XO?

  For the people who aren't hicks at home.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  They're just like, they'll tip over their feed and they'll dump out all their water and they'll fill their water full of chips.

• 4:28Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so they're like toddlers?

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Yes. And turkeys, if they get something in their water, they take it out.

• 4:34Bunnie XO?

  The bunny.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Their water. Their water is so clean and their food is so clean. Oh, they're so sweet and like they keep like buffing up to each other and stuff and like it's, I really like turkeys.

• 4:47Bunnie XO?

  I told you about Fred, right?

• 4:48Speaker 01

  You had a, a big turkey, right?

• 4:50Bunnie XO?

  So I didn't, my meemaw did. My meemaw, my bibby in Texas had this fucking turkey named Fred and he thought he was a dog. So every time I would go and visit in Texas, Crockett, Texas, shout out Crockett, Texas, anytime I would go out there for the summer, Fred would be there and I would go out on the farm in the morning and he would just be strutting around and he would be, he'd bark because he thought he was a dog. Yeah. Turkeys are really fucking smart, man.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  That's what everyone has commented. They're like, you're gonna love it. It's like having another dog. Yeah. Have you seen the lady on Instagram that burps her turkeys?

• 5:25Bunnie XO?

  No, not on turkey.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  I'm gonna send it to you guys.

• 5:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm not on bird fucking talk at all.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  She burps them. I didn't know how to burp them.

• 5:32Bunnie XO?

  Unless it's crows, then that's a whole nother story, but.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's crazy. So.

• 5:36Bunnie XO?

  So she pats him on the back?

• 5:38Speaker 01

  No, she squeezes him.

• 5:40Bunnie XO?

  Is that humane? What are we doing?

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Oh, because they, they can ingest a lot of like air. So they get like really tight and so he'll go, she'll go burp her turkey.

• 5:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh my goodness.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  It's actually sweet because it's like.

• 5:54Bunnie XO?

  God, don't make me laugh. Oh my God.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then we got a cat. We rescued a cat. So.

• 6:02Bunnie XO?

  Bro. Cat story is wild though. The cat story is insane.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  You guys have to go watch that because that's long.

• 6:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Mimi did a cat story on her TikTok. So go watch her over on CrunchyMuff.

• 6:11Speaker 01

  It's nine minutes long.

• 6:12Bunnie XO?

  Is it CrunchyMuffin still on TikTok? Okay. Um, yeah, go watch her over there on TikTok, but that shit pisses me off. The people who, so short story is Mimi asked, were these friends? No, it was just like a local Facebook group. Okay. A local Facebook group. She asked for a barn cat. Yeah. And these people give her this cat saying that they trapped it earlier in the day.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  Overnight, is what they said. Yeah.

• 6:43Bunnie XO?

  And the cat was almost decapitated.

• 6:46Speaker 01

  It's like, you could see its skull.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  To be completely honest, like you could see.

• 6:52Bunnie XO?

  That's wrong dude. He uh, I know, I know now why you call him Scarface too. Cause when you put the video of him, uh, the camera on his face, like his whole little face is scarred up. That dude's lived a hard life.

• 7:02Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, like he doesn't even like have hair here.

• 7:06Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  You can tell like that cat.

• 7:09Bunnie XO?

  He's got a scullet.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  He does have a scullet. Oh my God.

• 7:13Bunnie XO?

  He's got a fucking scullet.

• 7:15Speaker 01

  Exactly the same.

• 7:17Bunnie XO?

  What the hell dude, like.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know.

• 7:20Bunnie XO?

  Figures your cat would come with a scullet.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  Prescolated? Yeah, welcome to the family.

• 7:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, makes sense. Haley, what have you been up to?

• 7:28Speaker 01

  Show me your knee.

• 7:30Bunnie XO?

  Looking at dicks from Paris.

• 7:33Speaker 03

  No, I fell, uh, me and tequila don't mix and.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  But tell us a story of how.

• 7:39Bunnie XO?

  First, first and foremost, if you guys ever want to meet Haley, just go to Goodnight Nashville every weekend because she's there.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  Another every weekend.

• 7:48Bunnie XO?

  On my floor.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  Every two months.

• 7:50Bunnie XO?

  Listen, if we're home, she's there.

• 7:52Speaker 01

  She's there.

• 7:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's her comfort zone. So make sure you go to the Bunny X O floor on Goodnight Nashville because this bitch will be there. I've people tag me in pictures with you.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:01Bunnie XO?

  All the time.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  You're like, we don't go there like very rarely.

• 8:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:05Speaker 01

  This one, you want to meet and greet?

• 8:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  She's there.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  I had nothing else to do.

• 8:09Bunnie XO?

  Line it up.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. But uh, I was walking to my Uber and there was this couple on like the corner of the street and I guess they were both attractive. So I was like, you guys are hot. You guys should make out. Like you guys need to be together. And then I just fucking hit the curb.

• 8:27Bunnie XO?

  And but for people who don't know, that's fucking Haley's steez dude. Like she can't, if she drinks, she's falling. She's falling somewhere. And when she falls, it's, it's like the most ungraceful thing. And she has to announce that she's falling and that she has fallen and she's hurt.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, everyone has to know.

• 8:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, everybody has to know. It's just, it's a whole scene every time.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  See me fall sober too.

• 8:54Speaker 02

  You're such a grandma about it.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  You're such a grandma.

• 8:57Speaker 03

  Grandma about it.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Cause it's a slow fall.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  Like a grandma.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  I'm a little dramatic too. Like I gotta, you know, like you have to lay there for a little bit just so people know.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  Peter Griffin.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  Where you're like, just so people rush over to ask if you're okay.

• 9:12Bunnie XO?

  The couple literally helped me into my Uber.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  She said they picked her up under her arms.

• 9:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm like hurting so bad.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  She's like, give me a spray.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  Did you have your platforms on?

• 9:22Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  That's why.

• 9:22Bunnie XO?

  That's what it is. She literally, anytime you see Haley, ask her to lift her pant leg up. She has bruises on her knees.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  But she has like scrapes taken out of her tattoo.

• 9:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I have a tattoo that's completely taken out because I fell on tour one time in Ohio. Oh, I remember.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  Down the road.

• 9:38Bunnie XO?

  I remember she didn't let us fucking not hear about it for a week, dude. That was bad.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  No, that one was.

• 9:44Bunnie XO?

  Do you remember when I also fell on tour in Salt Lake behind the stage on that ramp? That one hurt. Remember that?

• 9:52Speaker 01

  I felt, I felt one time on tour and I, when I say my whole body slapped the ground.

• 9:59Bunnie XO?

  That's the worst. That's the worst. When you hit the ground, you bounce.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  So did mine, but mine was backstage. It was in front of Brantley Gilbert. No, Chase Rice.

• 10:07Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Right in front of Chase Rice. And I was like, fuck. I just got up and kept walking.

• 10:13Bunnie XO?

  Fucking Chase, didn't he just retire from country music or something? Yeah. Yeah. He said he retired. Don't quote me on that, but I'm pretty sure that he said he's.

• 10:22Speaker 01

  Headlines.

• 10:22Bunnie XO?

  So, yeah. Please headlines, don't grab that. I don't know for sure. This is not factual, but I'm pretty sure I saw him say something like he's retiring from country music for a little bit. Or taking a break. Maybe he's not retiring. Maybe he's maybe he's taking a break.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  Cause I, didn't we just see his tour buses when we were at practice or something?

• 10:41Bunnie XO?

  Chase Rice?

• 10:42Speaker 03

  That's how it was.

• 10:43Speaker 01

  Bailey Zimmerman.

• 10:44Bunnie XO?

  No, that was, yeah, that was. Two completely.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  Completely different people.

• 10:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. One's way older.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Bye, bad guys.

• 10:50Bunnie XO?

  One is way fucking older.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  My bad.

• 10:55Bunnie XO?

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• 12:20Bunnie XO?

  Uh, why don't you tell everybody about your little fucking France prince?

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Mm hmm. Well, I didn't know he was French when I matched with him. I was on Bumble when I was in LA. I've already deleted it.

• 12:31Bunnie XO?

  I talked her into getting on Bumble while they were out there. I was like,

• 12:33Speaker 03

  I never met up with anyone, though.

• 12:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I feel like when we're traveling, that is the perfect time for you guys to be getting fucking dong. When I say you guys, I'm talking about.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  I don't ever do it.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

  Have you seen her swipe, though? No, I've not. Well, the one time, and also when I'm talking about Bumble, I'm talking about Mo and fucking Haley. I'm always trying to get them dick. Um, I did see her swipe the one time when we were trying to guess Jelly Roll and Brantley Gilbert fans. I watch this bitch swipe and it's like. Listen, hold on real quick. Let me elaborate on that because we, alright, listen, guys.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  That was like three or four years ago, too.

• 13:10Bunnie XO?

  When we're on tour, we like to have fun. So we make Haley or whoever's single at the time, get on Bumble or Tinder or wherever. And we try to figure out who's there for the concert. So it depends on who we're traveling with.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  It always checks out because you scroll to the bottom and it shows they're like top artists. And we're always right.

• 13:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we have not lost that game ever.

• 13:31Speaker 03

  No, my favorite game ever.

• 13:32Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so we have to do that with Post Malone now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  We should. Okay, I'll get it back for, I'll get it back for tour.

• 13:38Bunnie XO?

  Are we going out for the Post tour?

• 13:42Bunnie XO?

  We might be going out for the Big Ass Shed Tour. Yeah. I don't know. Whatever. I don't fuck. I never. My husband is on so much shit all the time. I never know what he's doing.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  We should do it for that tour though, too.

• 13:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think we are gonna come out to the Little Ash Shed Tour. I don't think we're gonna make any Post Malone dates because we did that last year and I'm exhausted. Also, Posty runs a really tight ship and it's just hard to move around backstage and like it's just not a relaxed environment. Whereas with my husband, we come one, come all, you know?

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Everyone's backstage.

• 14:18Bunnie XO?

  Everybody's backstage. It's easy to move around. It's our, it's our show. Yeah. So it's just like one big family back there. Not, no disrespect to Post, but he has to run a type shit because he's fucking Post Malone.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  We didn't see him or talk to him one time.

• 14:34Bunnie XO?

  No. No, that was crazy. No, we never saw him on tour. Like, he literally shows up, does his job, and then I don't know where he goes. We never know. Mysterious. Now you see him, now you don't. He's like fucking Magic Man. So anyways, back to this dong that you fucking made me see.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:52Bunnie XO?

  Haley has a knack for finding dudes who have the biggest fucking penises I've ever seen, dude. I mean, she does. She's a size queen and does not even, like, it's crazy. You just pick them out.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  I can just see it. I don't know.

• 15:07Bunnie XO?

  I'm the opposite of a size queen.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  The hands in the nose.

• 15:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  Hands in the nose. I'm telling you and I'm always right.

• 15:15Bunnie XO?

  I love guys' hands. I have, that's one of my big things that like attracts me to any man is their hands.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  True.

• 15:21Bunnie XO?

  I've always been so obsessed with a man's hands. I don't think I look at hands. Yeah.

• 15:25Speaker 03

  I do.

• 15:27Bunnie XO?

  Really? Does your dad have nice hands?

• 15:29Speaker 03

  I don't look at my dad's hands.

• 15:32Bunnie XO?

  So, Bill had, Bill had really nice hands and he always manicured his, his nails and he had great fucking nail beds. Remember when my nails started growing out naturally? I was like, I have Bill Carter nail beds. Like, that's how much I've always paid attention to hands. I can't handle, handle a fucking big bear paw on a guy.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  I don't like short fingers.

• 15:51Bunnie XO?

  Huh?

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Short fingers.

• 15:53Bunnie XO?

  You like short fingers?

• 15:54Speaker 03

  I don't.

• 15:54Bunnie XO?

  No, me, that's a bear paw.

• 15:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:56Bunnie XO?

  I'm telling you, I hate it.

• 15:58Speaker 03

  I'm not saying it's related, but they're just like, raw.

• 16:00Bunnie XO?

  You're so self-conscious right now. Every dude listening to this is like. I'm like, okay, so I need to go get my fucking nails manicured.

• 16:09Speaker 03

  Oh, for sure.

• 16:10Bunnie XO?

  Let me see your hands.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:13Bunnie XO?

  Turn him around. We don't want to see the fucking hand. Yeah, that's what we, you got nice hands, Jaime. Jaime. You do have nice hands. Got soft skin and nice hands. That's crazy. Yeah, me and Jaime have soft, we're the soft skin gang. You guys are so soft. It's kind of crazy.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Baby seals.

• 16:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Anyways, back to this dick story.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  We keep getting off subject. No, so I met this, um, I matched with this like six, five, like tall, dark hair, blue eyes, perfect. And we talked a little bit and then once I got back to Nashville is when I was like, yo, I'm deleting this. You want my number or not? And he was like, oh, I never got on here, whatever. Gave me his number and. It started with like four, four. So I was like, why does, why is his area code forty four? I look it up. It's London.

• 17:01Bunnie XO?

  Forty four plus, right?

• 17:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like plus forty four. And I even like checked it out with my guy friend from London. He's like, oh yeah, that's a real number because I thought I was getting scammed at first. And, uh, yeah, so we talked a little bit and, um, he's French. Um, but he lives in London and.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  Wait, so how did you match with him then?

• 17:22Speaker 03

  He was in LA.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  We were in LA.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 17:24Speaker 03

  He's already back in London.

• 17:25Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  But, um.

• 17:26Bunnie XO?

  Travel dong.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  Travel dong. Oh.

• 17:30Bunnie XO?

  We love a good travel dong.

• 17:33Speaker 01

  So how did the picture come about?

• 17:34Bunnie XO?

  No, and then say what you said earlier, bitch. Cause so he sent her this fucking dick pic. And he wants to FaceTime with her so bad.

• 17:43Speaker 03

  I'm scared to FaceTime because he's, I, okay, first of all, I mean, he, he texts fine, but like, what if there's a language barrier? And what if he has like a really high pitched like? Pippi La Puke.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  If it's like grownups.

• 18:00Speaker 03

  Ladies.

• 18:01Bunnie XO?

  He's like.

• 18:04Speaker 03

  Every time he comes, that's what he does.

• 18:06Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 18:07Speaker 03

  God, I'm scared.

• 18:09Bunnie XO?

  He sounds like that when he comes.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  And he just gives it to you. God, I think I could overlook his voice, because he's.

• 18:17Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I'm so scared to FaceTime though. Just do it. Do it while we're on the podcast.

• 18:22Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  I have a question.

• 18:23Bunnie XO?

  Do it while we're on the podcast, because if he's got a high pitched voice, we are fucking going in, dude. Please.

• 18:29Speaker 03

  No, I'm scared.

• 18:30Bunnie XO?

  Just say, hey, I just want to say hi.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 18:32Bunnie XO?

  Why?

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Terrified. Terrified.

• 18:34Bunnie XO?

  So you, what, you'd rather just have a fantasy?

• 18:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:38Bunnie XO?

  He's gonna think you're fake then, if you don't get on there. He's gonna think you're a scam artist.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  That's fine.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  What's your question?

• 18:44Speaker 03

  He lives in London. I'll never see him.

• 18:45Speaker 02

  So you, I just want to confirm that.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  You know what his dick looks like before you know what his voice sounds like?

• 18:52Speaker 03

  He sent it. I didn't ask.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  I know, but I'm clarifying.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  How do you, was his, his face wasn't in it? So how do you know it's him?

• 18:58Speaker 03

  Well, he sent another one of his body and it looks exactly the same.

• 19:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh, fuck. So we don't even know. But he's pushing to FaceTime her. So obviously.

• 19:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All I know is, have you guys seen those big fucking slabs of salami? That are at the fucking deli that they're like, they're wrapped though? That's what his dong looked like. I mean, like, it, it had some weight on it, dude.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  It literally said.

• 19:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and it was just flopping around. Like, why do you guys do that? Why do they flap it around like? I would if I had one. I mean, I would helicopter every day. Oh, I'd hang stuff off of it. Do you helicopter?

• 19:32Speaker 02

  All the time.

• 19:33Bunnie XO?

  Got it.

• 19:33Speaker 02

  And that's not even a joke. It's just when you have ears like.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  It's like a tail. In the front.

• 19:41Bunnie XO?

  Don't ever do that in front of Brooke. Don't do those hand movements in front of Brooke.

• 19:45Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I'll do like the leg thing where it slaps the legs.

• 19:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I would do that all the time. I'd purposely give myself boners just so I could fucking hang stuff off of it. Like, I would want to see like how much stuff I could hang off of it before.

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Have you seen that dude on Instagram that does that?

• 20:01Bunnie XO?

  What is your FYP, dude?

• 20:03Speaker 02

  What do you think a boner feels like as a woman?

• 20:06Bunnie XO?

  Ooh. Probably like when our clit swell up and throb.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  But bigger.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  Never thought about that.

• 20:13Bunnie XO?

  But on the outside of our body. That'd be weird.

• 20:17Speaker 01

  Does it pulsate?

• 20:18Bunnie XO?

  Pulsating clit.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, does it pulsate?

• 20:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah.

• 20:22Bunnie XO?

  I don't like that.

• 20:25Bunnie XO?

  You guys, laughing hurts. Okay, please stop. Please stop. I just. Tell us what it feels like, Jaime.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  He said throbs, like.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  It just, yeah, definitely throbs. It's like a, um.

• 20:38Bunnie XO?

  What does it feel like when it enters a vagina?

• 20:40Speaker 02

  The best feeling ever.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  It's like, it's like sliding into like something that got out of the, the dryer. Like a nice warm, like.

• 20:51Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, I just put these pants on from the dryer and I thought to myself how great it felt.

• 20:55Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  That's what boners.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  It's like.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  In vaginas feel like?

• 20:58Speaker 02

  You're just a, a smooth release. You're just like, wow. This is amazing.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  I get it. I kind of want one now.

• 21:04Bunnie XO?

  Can you feel the ridges inside of a vagina?

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  Cause you know, all vaginas have ridges on them.

• 21:09Speaker 01

  Just feel like a warm hug.

• 21:10Bunnie XO?

  Ribbed for your pleasure.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  Uh, yes, I think, I think so. Yeah, cause you do. Yeah, I gotta pay more attention.

• 21:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, okay, I need you to go home and fuck Brooke tonight and then get back to us.

• 21:21Speaker 02

  I will, yeah.

• 21:22Bunnie XO?

  Brooke, thank you for letting us. Thank you for letting us use your vagina for our. I would, I would like to know. Yeah, I mean, I have so many questions because as a woman, like, we know what it feels like to be entered.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, what does it feel like to be entered?

• 21:36Bunnie XO?

  Sometimes, it depends. Depends on the size. It depends. It depends on how wet you are. It depends on how big the guy is, how hard they are. It depends on how.

• 21:45Speaker 01

  Cause if they're trying to like, if you're trying to tuck it in, no. Hard enough if it like have you ever like whiskey dick?

• 21:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  Where it's like slightly not hard enough.

• 21:55Bunnie XO?

  Fold the penis and just give up at that time.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  No, no, like whiskey dick or something.

• 22:00Bunnie XO?

  Noodle dick. No.

• 22:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they're just they're kind of trying to shove it in.

• 22:04Bunnie XO?

  No, that you give up at that point or just suck it until he gets hard, right? If it can, if not. Can't. But if okay, listen, if all fucking things are are going great, you're fucking soaking wet. He's got a nice sized penis. It fucking feels amazing. It feels like heaven. As soon like you said, as soon as fucking they enter, you're just like, oh my god.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  Warm clothes from a dryer.

• 22:24Bunnie XO?

  It also like we can feel it in our cervix too. So if you're like hitting the cervix.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  That hurts.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:30Bunnie XO?

  Sometimes it hurts.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  Wouldn't know.

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  Sometimes I mean, I like it.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I feel like Jason tilted my cervix the other day. That shit hurts so bad.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  Jason with the hog now. Putting in that work.

• 22:38Bunnie XO?

  That was rough. Hey, Jason. Love that.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  Talking about travel dick, did you guys see the TikTok that's going viral right now of the lineman rodeo?

• 22:51Bunnie XO?

  Yes. I just got on that last night, dude.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  His grandma's in the comments.

• 22:55Bunnie XO?

  I didn't see grandma.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  His wife and the grandma are in the comments.

• 22:59Bunnie XO?

  I saw his wife was in the comments. What's granny saying?

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Granny was like, I'm so and then put his legal name. I was like grandma and I'm mad at him too.

• 23:10Bunnie XO?

  How fucking embar- well, first of all, the dude was disrespectful. He was kissing on the girl. He deserves it.

• 23:15Speaker 01

  You had your ring tattooed on, bro, like.

• 23:17Bunnie XO?

  Stupid. That's why you never tattoo a fucking ring on. Like, come on.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  I'm.

• 23:21Bunnie XO?

  Men don't care.

• 23:22Speaker 01

  Men don't care.

• 23:23Bunnie XO?

  They will.

• 23:24Speaker 01

  That was crazy, but he saw her.

• 23:26Bunnie XO?

  Finger in another woman. They don't care. He saw her recording.

• 23:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, he saw her recording is what is nuts to me. Like you.

• 23:34Bunnie XO?

  But he also looked like he got caught because he was like up in her face kissing her and like they were like canoodling. And then he saw the camera and he was kind of like, oh. He was still smiling. I don't know. I just.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, it seemed like he didn't care.

• 23:45Bunnie XO?

  Okay, but did you not see the other comment that's in there too of a girl who said, oh, I ran into him.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  At a concert?

• 23:52Bunnie XO?

  At a concert a few weeks earlier and had like a picture of him.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  With a with a blonde lady.

• 23:57Bunnie XO?

  So I've heard linemen, these are oilmen, right?

• 24:01Speaker 01

  No, they work on the. The power lines and shit.

• 24:04Bunnie XO?

  Right. So I've heard linemen, oilmen, all of those guys are kind of like, that's what they do. They're away from their.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  On the road.

• 24:10Bunnie XO?

  Right. They're away from their wives for long periods of time and. You know?

• 24:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:16Bunnie XO?

  Shit happens.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  Ones that go to like the fields for like months on end and like the guys who-

• 24:20Speaker 02

  They work long hours.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Yes. Anyone who's like away from work for long periods of time.

• 24:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  I got friends who do it, so they they work a lot.

• 24:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I literally just got on that side of TikTok last night and I was just like-

• 24:33Speaker 03

  I saw it too, yeah.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, it had came in the beginning of the day and I favorited it because I was like, oh, I got to circle back tonight. And sure as shit.

• 24:42Bunnie XO?

  Is that what happens when you favorite a video? It comes back to you?

• 24:45Speaker 01

  No, no, no. I just, so I could like, yeah, it's in, it's saved, so I can go in there and I like looked and that's when the wife's comment popped up.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Do you not save videos?

• 24:53Bunnie XO?

  No, I, if I like somebody's something and I'm trying to do it, I'll like it, save it, repost.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  I save every video out of habit.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  How many favorites she has?

• 25:04Bunnie XO?

  I don't even know how many I have.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  How do you find it?

• 25:07Speaker 01

  I think we should go look at how many favorites we have because.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  You know why I do it, though, is because sometimes I'll go back to a video I found.

• 25:15Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my god. My girl Jill, Jill, um, from, she's my IVF friend that I, okay, you guys, hey, you're on the podcast right now, so. My friend Jill, who's my IVF buddy, who were like in this whole thing together, she just found out she's pregnant.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  Yay.

• 25:33Bunnie XO?

  Congratulations. We're so excited for you. That's gonna be on this week's podcast. I'm so excited for you. I'll text you later. Bye. That is so sweet, dude. Oh, my god. She's been trying so hard. She's been on the same journey as we have for years, years and years and years.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  Oh, I know that feeling.

• 25:53Bunnie XO?

  Um, okay, how do I find these?

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Okay, so you go to your page and then that little tab, the favorited tab.

• 25:59Bunnie XO?

  Is that the?

• 26:00Speaker 01

  The little like-

• 26:01Speaker 02

  Next to the heart.

• 26:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:03Bunnie XO?

  And it tells you?

• 26:05Speaker 01

  And so at the top, you'll see posts and next to posts, it'll tell me how many you favorited. Like, I have like eighteen hundred sounds saved in my posts.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  They only have like six hundred.

• 26:15Bunnie XO?

  I think this has four thousand videos?

• 26:18Speaker 01

  You have four thousand, uh, favorited?

• 26:20Bunnie XO?

  Four, four, four, four, four, four, four, two.

• 26:22Speaker 01

  Oh, I have four thousand four hundred and seventy-one.

• 26:25Bunnie XO?

  Aw, and then the sounds I have saved is four thousand one hundred and sixty-three.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  Haley, how many do you have favorited?

• 26:33Speaker 03

  A hundred and eleven thousand.

• 26:35Bunnie XO?

  Haley, you know what? You need to clear your cachet, okay?

• 26:39Speaker 03

  I should. I don't think I've done it like five times.

• 26:42Bunnie XO?

  You need to clear that shit.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like, okay, so do you ever come across a video you've seen before and your like's gone?

• 26:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, all the time.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  That's why I save it because it'll, the like will be gone, but the save will still be there.

• 26:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, I am.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  That's how I know if I've seen a video.

• 26:59Bunnie XO?

  That's a lot, friend. Yeah, that's a lot.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  But you just do it every single time.

• 27:03Bunnie XO?

  I am growing. Yeah. That's crazy. All right, so moving on, let's talk about the fucking barbaric shit I just went through. I've been needing new glasses forever and it's just one of those things I keep putting off. So I finally went on Zinni to pick out a new pair. I'm going with these black rectangle glasses that are really similar to the ones I already wear because listen, I know what I like. They're classic, they go with everything, and I'm excited to get them. Zinni has frames starting from under thirty dollars and I love that you can use their virtual try on to see what different frames look like before you order. You just find a pair you love, enter your prescription, customize your lenses, and they'll ship them right to your door.

• 27:46Bunnie XO?

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• 28:31Bunnie XO?

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• 29:14Bunnie XO?

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• 29:24Bunnie XO?

  First and foremost, I would like to tell everybody that Dr. Gold is an amazing doctor. Obviously, this is two weeks out post facelift. I still can't laugh. I'm still in a lot of pain. I still feel like my throat's closing right now as we talk. But anything I say in this podcast does not reflect on his work. This is just me telling the truth about my experience with a facelift. And you guys know I'm never going to hold back on telling you guys the truth because I feel like I was undersold on the facelifts. All my girlfriends who have had fucking facelifts, which there's quite a few of you bitches, has fucking told me, oh, by day two, you're going to be up and running around. One week after, you're going to be great. No, no, I'm not.

• 30:10Bunnie XO?

  I'm not great. And it was fucking, it was, it was rough. It was fucking the most brutal thing I've ever been through in my life. And I don't think people talk about plastic surgery enough. Like, yes, we glamorize it. And yes, I love plastic surgery, but I can't wait to get the fuck off this ride. I want to be back to my normal self. Granted, it's only been two weeks. I have zero patients. I just want to get back to my normal life. Okay. But.

• 30:38Bunnie XO?

  Let's do the day of, of. So I go in, my team's with me. I have Jaime, Mimi, Haley, Momo. Everybody's there. It's a whole fucking Bobby, Bobberino. Love her. Shout out to our nurse Bobby. We go in, I go in to get the surgery. Mimi and Jaime are in there the entire surgery, watching me from the minute I get put to sleep to the minute I wake up. And dude, I saw videos of my face and he literally is just lifting my face off the bone, dude. Like, I didn't even know my face could come up that high. It's so crazy that it looks like-

• 31:22Bunnie XO?

  Smelled like pork rinds. It smelled like pork rinds?

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. When he was burning some stuff, yeah. There was some heat, like heat and flesh was the smell.

• 31:33Bunnie XO?

  Pork rinds.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  So you smell like pork rinds when you're heated up?

• 31:36Speaker 01

  So I get what you mean when you say that morgues smell like refried beans, like the cremation? I get it now. I smelt it. My face was cremated. That's terrible. I saw the inside of your cheek.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  We got to smell you.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  Let me paint a picture also, is like, I can't handle this-

• 31:52Bunnie XO?

  By the way, I smell way better than that.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  I can't handle this very well, so I'm like this recording.

• 31:57Bunnie XO?

  You guys are fucking troopers for being in there the entire time.

• 32:00Speaker 01

  And then I FaceTimed them so that they can watch it.

• 32:04Speaker 03

  I'm like this on FaceTime.

• 32:07Bunnie XO?

  And Mo's like eating steak, watching it. She's so crazy.

• 32:10Speaker 03

  Mo loved it.

• 32:10Bunnie XO?

  Crazy. Mo's crazy.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  Mo was like, give the phone to me if you're not gonna watch. I'm like, no. Her freaking cheek is overlapping her ear right now. I'm good.

• 32:19Bunnie XO?

  That was crazy. Mo's getting a facelift next. She wants one. She deserves one. Mo has been sober, uh, six months? Seven months? Seven months now. She has completely changed her life around. And I'm like, you know what, baby? You want a facelift? I'll get you a facelift. Yep. She's gonna get it done by Dr. Trola here in Nashville who did my boobs, so, um, cuz I just don't feel like going back to fucking LA right now. And if Dr. Gold traveled, I would have him do it here, but I just fucking cannot, like, I need a break from LA for a minute. Um, so yeah, the wake up was-

• 32:51Bunnie XO?

  So rough. It was one of the roughest wakeups I've ever had. That was the longest time I've ever been under anesthesia. But that wake up, oh my God. First of all, I run on hot, no matter what. They had some heating blanket on me that I kept trying to get off of me. And I think they thought I was like trying to pull stuff out of my face. I rewatched the video. It's me trying to get that fucking thing off of me. I'm like, get this off of me. I'm burning up. I was burning up so much to the point that once they took it off of me, I asked for an ice pack because I was so overheated.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  But you know what I realized? I think it was because we had said you had, um, cause after your explant, do you remember when you got the chill so bad that you were shaking and it hurt? I think we had told them that. And I think that's what they were trying to prevent.

• 33:38Bunnie XO?

  Oh, they prevented it. They fucking literally melted me away. I woke up in anesthesia and was like, I need an ice pack. I'm having a panic attack. Who the fuck has that much drugs in their system to where they're like, I need a fucking ice pack, you know? So they gave me an ice pack. They were trying to move me out of the recovery pretty fast. They didn't want me to stay there too long. Um, and I just remember getting to the room and it was so weird because every time I would fall asleep, I would wake up like gasping for air. It was the weirdest sensation. It was like my body needed to like reboot after being under for that long.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:17Bunnie XO?

  Don't like it.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  You came out swinging.

• 34:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'll never do that again.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  You came out, it scared me a little bit. Like I was like, that, like you were handsy as hell.

• 34:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they, um, I think they gave me something to sedate me because I was so fucking groggy. I could not, I always eat after getting put out from anesthesia. That's the first thing I want to do. I come out of anesthesia wanting to eat crackers. I couldn't even eat anything for hours after that surgery. One of the, yeah, one of the fucking nurses, which they were so great at Immortale, one of the nurses handed me this cold. Applesauce and it was the best thing I had ever had in my life. I was like, this is a fucking five star meal. I was like, I need 10 more of these and they just started bringing me back to life and I was like, okay, I could eat now.

• 35:04Speaker 01

  That was so funny. You were, you were still kind of like groggy and you were like, guys, this applesauce, I thought maybe it was like, like four seasons applesauce, right? Like I thought they had like made custom applesauce and she brings out the one that like my kids eat. So squeezes and I said, oh yeah, those are, those are the jam. They've got to have been different flavors.

• 35:25Bunnie XO?

  I was like, I need all of them. Uh, but it was like so cold that it was like almost frozen when she gave it to me and it was everything I needed in that moment. So I was just like, it brought me back to life. They had to give me a shot. I've never in my life ever had nausea after anesthesia, except for that time and boy. You kept saying you were about to throw up. I was like, bro, I'm gonna puke. Like this is fucking horrific. And so they gave me a shot in my arm and I didn't have nausea ever again. So I don't know what they gave me. I mean, I, listen, I was so fucking fucked up that I was like willing to take whatever they gave me. I was just like, and normally I'd be like, wait, what's in that? I need to Google it. What are the side effects? I didn't care. I was like, give it to me. And then they came in later that night and after I had already came to and they were like, um, we want to give you an Ativan

• 36:10Bunnie XO?

  and, um, a pain pill. And I was like, okay, cause I really needed it. Like you were, I was in so much, yeah, fricking pain that I didn't have a choice. And, um, so I took the Ativan and the pain pill and then I woke up the next day and I just felt so terrible. I felt so disgusting because all that shit that was in my system. I was like, I just want to get back to our house. So I left them at the fucking hotel.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Thirty minutes.

• 36:35Bunnie XO?

  It was like nine AM.

• 36:37Speaker 01

  Okay, hold on, we'll pack up. And she said,

• 36:39Bunnie XO?

  I'm on the couch.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  I'm on the couch at home.

• 36:42Bunnie XO?

  But like, okay.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  It was so funny.

• 36:45Bunnie XO?

  I wanted to go. I was like, let me go get nestled in and start this healing process. So I did this whole entire facelift with just Tylenol, except for the, the first two days. Um, I had to take Ativan the second day because.

• 37:00Bunnie XO?

  It already made headline news, but what I meant by saying I felt choked from ear to ear, like I still feel it right now. There's just so much fluid under my chin and all there was so much swelling right here that you could literally have this much of a space to swallow. And it is the weirdest feeling in the world. And um, so I, I woke up day two and I was just, I had the worst anxiety I've ever had, like coming out of a surgery. It was so bad and I just was panicking and my nurse Bobby was like, Bunny, please just take an Ativan so you can calm down. So I took the Ativan and then after on the third day I was like, absolutely not. I'm

• 37:39Bunnie XO?

  done. So I took um, just Tylenol the entire time healing and it has been a process. Let me tell you, you wake up every day and your face is different. But from what I see now, I like it. I don't love it. I like it. Um, I do think I might have to do one more fat transfer under my eyes because my eyes were so hollow and I had so much fucking filler under there that they scraped it out, but I couldn't, I'm so ecstatic with my cheeks and they're gonna go down so much.

• 38:07Speaker 01

  So good.

• 38:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they're gonna go down so much more. Um, I, I don't mind this down here. I think this looks great. I can't wait till I have a jawline again. That would be great. So I don't look like fucking Slimer. But so far, I like it and it's gonna take probably like six more weeks before we can actually see like final results. And when they say, once you're on this ride and you can't get off, they definitely mean it. You are on this ride until you heal.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  And you were trying to jog day five.

• 38:37Bunnie XO?

  I'm still trying. Dude, I got on the stair stepper last week and almost killed myself. I was like, I had to take a break because I was gonna do my steps afterwards. I went and laid down on the couch and I was like, this is fucking miserable. Like you literally cannot fucking do anything because you don't realize how much blood rushes to your face until you can't have blood rushing to your face.

• 39:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:01Bunnie XO?

  So.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  And but you've been doing a lot of lymphatic massages.

• 39:04Bunnie XO?

  I have. I have been doing, the lymphatic massages have been a fucking game changer. I'm telling you right now, if you have anything done to your face, body, whatever, I couldn't move my neck a couple of days ago and today I'm a little tight, but that's because I got work done yesterday. Tomorrow I'll wake up a lot looser. Um, She has been moving so much stuff out of my body. It's been crazy. I was, there was so much stuff she moved out of my body the first time that I was sick as fuck the next day. From all the stuff draining into my body. Yeah.

• 39:34Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 39:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and it's all self inflicted, guys. I did it to myself and it is what it is. I'm not over here complaining, but I am gonna always give you the real because this is exactly the reality of getting a facelift. And I don't feel like people show this side of it. Like Kris Jenner goes and gets a fucking facelift, hides for six months and then pops out on the red carpet looking fucking schnazzy and brand new. She didn't show everything that's really going on. Like getting a deep plane facelift, neck lift, blepharoplasty, um, fat transfer. Is there anything else I'm forgetting? Is a brow lift, endoscopic brow lift is a serio- those are serious surgeries. Like it's, it's a lot.

• 40:16Speaker 01

  You were under for seven hours straight. Like it was almost two to a minute. Took seven hours. And it like crazy enough though, felt like it flew by, right? How many like? It was like he was moving on thing to thing to thing that like I was so just in awe of the whole situation that I was like, dude, it's been seven hours. Yeah, we watched the whole season of Love is Blind.

• 40:37Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  All you were in.

• 40:39Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 40:40Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy to think about. I was just so engaged in it and like there were times I really could not look at you because that was wild. And then I would like watch the video back and I'd be like, oh God, like I'm glad I didn't look during that time. But it was, I think my favorite part was that they sketched a picture of you and then everything they cut off you, they laid on the photo so that they would know. So it would be like your tattoo. They took part of your tattoo off. And so like you can literally see that part of your sideburn, like all of the pieces of your skin and your like little like lymph nodes that they took out and stuff were just all laid out perfectly on this table.

• 41:17Bunnie XO?

  I was so traumatized after the facelift that I couldn't even watch footage for like a week afterwards.

• 41:23Speaker 01

  No, yeah.

• 41:24Bunnie XO?

  I would close my eyes the first night after I got out of surgery and I could see the fucking um, hospital lights swinging. Like it was so fucking weird.

• 41:32Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 41:33Bunnie XO?

  Well, because when you're under anesthesia, you're not asleep. You're awake, but your brain is in a coma state. So you still, yeah, your, your body is feeling everything that it's done to it. But even with like the numbing stuff, like that's why when people wake up in surgeries and they're like, ow, I'm hurting because then their brain is awake and they can feel the pain, but yeah. It's.

• 41:57Speaker 03

  Didn't know that.

• 41:58Speaker 01

  You feel like that's what people in comas are feeling?

• 42:00Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Yes. That's why they tell you to talk to people when they're in comas because they can hear you. They can understand you. So I literally essentially you're just in a coma while you're getting your fucking body chopped in half.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  So you were listening to Morgan Wallen with your face off.

• 42:14Bunnie XO?

  I don't remember.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  I don't remember. Oh, bro.

• 42:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 42:17Speaker 01

  It was like shaboozle, jelly roll.

• 42:19Speaker 02

  When she first went out, like I remember somebody was like whispering and then Dr. Gold was like, she's not sleeping. Like she's out, like she can talk as loud as you want. She's not going to wake up.

• 42:31Speaker 01

  I also didn't know how fast anesthesia worked.

• 42:33Speaker 02

  Me neither. Yeah.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  That was, I really thought it was like a process.

• 42:36Bunnie XO?

  People try to fight it. I don't. I'm like, as soon as I feel it, let me go.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:40Bunnie XO?

  Let me go. I'm out of here.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  Still hear you guys. And then you said, Dr. Gold is the.

• 42:47Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  And your eyes were slightly open and I was like, is she really, was it really that fast? And they're like, oh yeah, she's, she's ready to roll. Let's go. And then just like started.

• 42:58Speaker 03

  I'm not joking. He like touched your forehead and stuff and you did not move.

• 43:01Speaker 01

  Forty seconds.

• 43:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  It wasn't even a full minute.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  With, with, with the thing in your mouth and your tongue out, you did look a little bit like Chachi.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  Like, like that.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  I had to get myself through that experience and I just had to look at him and be like.

• 43:18Speaker 01

  You look like your mother.

• 43:20Bunnie XO?

  You look like your mother. Yeah. And then I thought that I could have Chachi next to me. I wanted him right after surgery and I just could not even, I was so overstimulated. I couldn't leave the house for the first week. Because I, my anxiety was so high and I was so overstimulated. It was rough. It's still hard for me, even like sitting here doing the podcast. I have had like little bits of panic because I can feel how tired my throat is from talking so much. So it's like, I mean, it's a fucking process. If you're.

• 43:46Speaker 03

  I haven't talked this much since.

• 43:48Bunnie XO?

  I don't talk at all when I'm at home, like barely.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:51Bunnie XO?

  Like, I mean, I'll say a couple of words, but who the fuck am I talking to? You know, my husband does all the talking.

• 43:56Speaker 03

  About like, I don't really talk at my house.

• 43:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't.

• 43:59Speaker 03

  I don't have anyone there. So.

• 44:01Bunnie XO?

  I'll talk to the kid or like listen to her, but like I don't have full on like.

• 44:05Speaker 01

  House never stops.

• 44:06Bunnie XO?

  Have to run a show while I'm sitting at home, you know? So it's a.

• 44:10Speaker 03

  Hey, baby.

• 44:12Bunnie XO?

  Cheers.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  Say hi.

• 44:14Speaker 06

  Hey everybody, I miss y'all.

• 44:18Bunnie XO?

  It's a privilege to be able to get a facelift and I am not shitting on the fact that it is a privilege and it is completely 100% self inflicted. I just want you guys again to know the truth because I want, I wish I'd had somebody like me because I fucking did a whole ton of research and everybody's like, oh God, it's fucking glamorous, you know, and I'm just like, everybody's healing perfectly, everybody's fine, nobody's showing the nitty gritty.

• 44:43Speaker 01

  I remember you found like one lady who was like two weeks in and you remember you were like, man, this one lady is having a rough time like two weeks in.

• 44:50Bunnie XO?

  Star, her name is, I think it's Star Monroe, I think on Tik Tok or Instagram. She is the only fucking person who told the truth.

• 44:59Speaker 01

  She was so real about it all.

• 45:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And everybody I sent it to was like, oh, don't listen to her. It's not like that. And then come to find out the people who were telling me about their facelifts didn't even have the type of facelift I had.

• 45:10Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, they probably had like a mini one. It wasn't like full, you know.

• 45:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, I did the whole shebang. Okay.

• 45:16Speaker 01

  You said, I'm doing this once and never again.

• 45:18Bunnie XO?

  Ever again. I will never go under for that long ever again unless it's absolutely fucking mandatory because I just can't, I don't like anesthesia like that. I like going to sleep. I don't like waking up. So moving on from the facelift, we actually got to go on Jimmy Kimmel. I looked like a fucking Hot Topic walking billboard.

• 45:38Speaker 01

  What?

• 45:39Bunnie XO?

  Though, I fucking Krista, man, sometimes I give her a vision and it just doesn't translate.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  I loved it.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  I love those pants.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. You looked so hot.

• 45:48Speaker 03

  You looked good.

• 45:48Bunnie XO?

  No, I didn't love it. It was very emo kid for me. And I'm an emo kid. Don't get me wrong, but it was very emo kid.

• 45:54Speaker 01

  No, I loved it. That was such a good, the fact that the Jack Black went so viral just makes my heart so happy. I hope he saw it. I hope Jack Black saw it.

• 46:03Bunnie XO?

  His team reached out to Brad.

• 46:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, his team saw it.

• 46:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. So I'm hoping that they.

• 46:08Speaker 03

  I'm sure they should.

• 46:10Bunnie XO?

  It was just funny seeing Jimmy like not registered at first.

• 46:15Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:15Bunnie XO?

  And then he so he's like, yeah, Jack Black. And then he's talking about him shaving his face and he goes, he's like, wait, Jack Black?

• 46:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:21Bunnie XO?

  And he just starts cracking up.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  Took him a second to process because you really threw him off with that.

• 46:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  And then he just starts laughing. It's great.

• 46:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I think it's really cool, though, that Jimmy heard my interview with Howard Stern and he requested me to come on the show, which I thought was really cool because that was my first late night look and I just appreciate you so much, Jimmy, for having me on. Like, I thank you. Like, I feel honored that I was able to, you know, do my first late night talk show with you. So it was just, it was really cool. It's really crazy to watch TV. So I always thought I wanted to be in TV and I wanted my own talk show. But I don't know. I feel like I'm too much of a like, like, once I have you here, I just want to kind of like, you know, put my hooks in you isn't the right word.

• 47:12Bunnie XO?

  But yeah, like, I don't want to say impersonal because that's the business, you know, but I like when we did Kelly Clarkson, it's like, you know, everything moves so fast. You don't get to sit and spend time with people. And I don't know, like, I feel like if I did my own talk show, I would definitely want more time with people. So I think that's why streaming is better for us because I can do it on. Yeah. Whereas TV is just like, everything moves so fast.

• 47:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. And I do feel like with streaming, you can almost like make something more than one episode versus I feel like it's very microwave when it comes to late night. Like, they're not going to continue a storyline into the next night. Every night is brand new. And I do feel like with streaming, you can have a little bit more in depth and like, that could almost go to another episode, like even like, She got us watching Love is Blind. I would never watch that, you know? But like, I think it's really cool how they film those and it's like an entire, I just love storylines and I feel like you're able to capture that really well with people. And like, I could see you doing something along the lines of like, series. Cause you're so great. Like, I think you could host something like that. Like, host a show.

• 48:22Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I'd be way too opinionated. I'd be like, bitch, this dude is playing you. Like, what are you doing? Like?

• 48:28Speaker 03

  I feel like that's what we need though.

• 48:30Bunnie XO?

  Move it or lose it, sister. Move on from this guy.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  Shows now, they're just too nice.

• 48:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, everybody's so fucking politically correct. Like, can we get over that?

• 48:38Speaker 03

  I can't wait till we go-

• 48:39Bunnie XO?

  Bring back Simon Cowell. Bring back the nineties and the two thousands when people didn't give a shit and were allowed to say whatever the fuck they wanted.

• 48:45Speaker 01

  Even Simon Cowell's nice, though. Have you ever watched his current stuff? My kid is obsessed with America's Got Talent. He's so nice. And I'm like, you were supposed to be an asshole. You know? Like, where's the asshole in all of it?

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Like Gordon Ramsay. Like, he's always-

• 49:00Bunnie XO?

  This generation of kids could never handle Gordon Ramsay. There's no fucking way.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  He is my favorite.

• 49:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I've not, you're on the craziest fucking talk.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  That would be great.

• 49:10Bunnie XO?

  I didn't even know Gordon Ramsay had a TikTok.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  So does his daughter. It's my favorite. Such good content.

• 49:16Bunnie XO?

  Never seen that.

• 49:17Speaker 01

  I have become obsessed with all the kids forcing their, like, celebrity parents to be relevant on social media. And I, it just brings me so much joy. Like, the person themselves isn't making so much comment to him, but it's like the child or like, someone. I think it's just great.

• 49:34Bunnie XO?

  I love that. I think that's awesome, too. We never really got to talk about the Howard Stern experience either, because I am just so grateful that Howard had me on. Howard actually called me from his pers- I have Howard Stern's phone number.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  That's a flex.

• 49:50Bunnie XO?

  He called, he called me personally after the interview and was just like, hey, I love what you're doing. I'm a big fan. Keep, keep going. Um, I love your husband. Like, he was just so sweet and so like, something you would never even think would come from Howard Stern. But for, when they say, you know, don't meet your heroes, but I got to meet all of my heroes and I fucking, like, Howard is the best out of all of them. He was so sweet, so gentle with me during the interview, which I really appreciated. Um, cause I, I walked in there nervous. I didn't know what to expect because I grew up on the old Howard, you know, the old Howard that would fucking- Was rough.

• 50:26Speaker 01

  I do feel like you brought a little side of him out, though.

• 50:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  In certain parts, even you mentioned that you were like, he almost during your episode reminisced.

• 50:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  A little bit. And I thought that was really cool that you were able to bring out that old Howard a little.

• 50:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I would love to get Howard. Please come on the podcast. I'll come to you. I'll, I will sit with you and Beth. I'll stay the night. We'll hang out. We'll make it a whole day. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, he lives the life, though. He can, um, you know, run his own show and do what he does. So love it. And yeah.

• 50:56Speaker 01

  New York press run was crazy.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  Week of press.

• 50:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, people, I don't think people realize because they all got dropped. So like sprinkled everywhere. But you rolled out of that first book.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, we were up at 5am doing glam.

• 51:09Speaker 01

  The next morning at 5am to do Howard.

• 51:12Bunnie XO?

  We all had like 45 minutes of sleep. We were so tired in between these interviews that we had to rent a hotel room. You looked like fucking Garfield.

• 51:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:23Bunnie XO?

  We had to rent a hotel room because we had like two hours downtime, I think. So all of us could just eat and lay down. Like, that's how tired we were from.

• 51:31Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 51:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was really insane. Gayle King, fucking hilarious.

• 51:35Speaker 01

  I really love Gayle King, you guys.

• 51:37Bunnie XO?

  I love her. Gayle King is amazing. She was really, really cool.

• 51:41Speaker 03

  Her team was great.

• 51:42Bunnie XO?

  Juju from Nightline was amazing. She was so sweet. I haven't even got to drop any of the tour content because we were, we were so busy that it was, it was just back to back to back to back stuff. So we're gonna start dropping some of the tour content and some pictures and stuff like that in the next week.

• 51:58Speaker 01

  We're also gonna be dropping some episodes of the shows.

• 52:03Bunnie XO?

  Yay, I can't wait. Yeah, we'll be dropping some episodes of the show.

• 52:09Bunnie XO?

  Uh, clips of the, the musical guests that came out, Shinedown, Papa Roach, Wiz Khalifa. Fuck, there were so many people that came out. It was just wild. But yeah, we're gonna be dropping those clips on YouTube. So if you're not subscribed to our YouTube, we have, there's two Youtubes. There's my main one, which is Bunny XO. And then there's the podcast one, which is Dumb Blonde Pod. So go over there, subscribe, like, share, tell all your friends about it. But yeah, it's been a, it's been a wild week. It's been a wild fucking year.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was gonna say year because we rolled out of Grammys into tour, into facelift. And it just, I don't feel like it has stopped like. Just 2026, we hit the ground running and then you got a movie.

• 52:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh, my God. How could I forget that, dude? I can't believe we're about to make a movie about my life. How fucking insane is that?

• 53:04Speaker 01

  Olivia keeps asking me if she can watch it and I told her no. So when you get older, you can watch it.

• 53:08Bunnie XO?

  We should let Liv be in it somehow.

• 53:12Speaker 01

  It's like, let's, if she finds your book laying around my house sometimes, she's like, can I read it yet? And I said,

• 53:18Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you know, she's reading it when you're not home.

• 53:20Speaker 01

  Probably.

• 53:20Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 53:21Speaker 01

  I gotta hide them because she's like, she's really, she's all about it. She's your biggest fan.

• 53:27Bunnie XO?

  Ah, and the more you tell Liv no, the more she's gonna do it. Yeah, yeah. She's spicy.

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Rebel without a cause.

• 53:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, dude, the fact that I have David Glasser texting me, like, that's my homie, is crazy, dude. Him and his wife, Michelle. Oh, my God. Well, Michelle is the reason why David Glasser even found out who we were. Uh, because she, I don't want to say fans, but she was like, she knew who we were and loved our story. And so she told him about it and he was, he looked into it and was like, oh, dude, yeah, let's do this. And then for him to be interested in doing this movie, which it's not going to be a series. It's actually going to, going to be a movie. So, um, and I get to executive produce it, which I am just, I can't, I hope this turns into me executive producing more movies. Like, I just hope that this is,

• 54:17Bunnie XO?

  I can't believe that I get to work next to some of these amazing fucking humans who have been doing this forever and learning from them. Like, who gets to, this is like, I get to like, um, what is it called when they, uh, when you go into train?

• 54:33Speaker 01

  Intern.

• 54:33Bunnie XO?

  I get to intern with fricking David Glasser.

• 54:37Speaker 01

  That's insane.

• 54:37Bunnie XO?

  Like, teach me everything, dude. Teach me everything, you know, I, I just, give me your brain for a second. So I can just figure it out, you know, like, I'm just, I'll learn by osmosis. Just put his brain on top of my head.

• 54:49Speaker 01

  He came out and got to watch one of your, um, shows in LA and I thought that was really cool that he, he enjoyed it, him and Brad and, uh, Michelle all came out and I thought that was awesome that they,

• 54:59Bunnie XO?

  B-Rad.

• 55:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, B-Rad.

• 55:01Bunnie XO?

  B-Rad is like my co-agent at WME. He's on the LA side, um, and he's just the best fucking human in the world.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  Obsessed with him.

• 55:08Bunnie XO?

  Obsessed, yeah. Him and Sloan, I just,

• 55:11Speaker 01

  What'd he call himself the other day? B-Rad Pitt.

• 55:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like Brad, no. Um, him and Sloan, though, they're just, they're the best agents in this fucking business. And Sloan is so funny because I try to give her new clients all the time and she's like, Bunny, no, I have you. She's like, you, my hands are full.

• 55:29Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 55:29Bunnie XO?

  She's like, I don't need anybody else.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  She refuses. She was like, I think it's very sweet that Bunny recommends people to me, but I'm gonna have to tell them no. She was like, I'll try to find someone else for them.

• 55:38Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 55:40Bunnie XO?

  Well, uh, movie coming soon, guys, and I'm just so thankful the, the book has been on New York Times bestseller list for five weeks in a row. Three times at number one, one time at number two, one time at number three.

• 55:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, talk about the fact that you went from three and then surged back to one.

• 55:58Bunnie XO?

  It was the facelift.

• 55:59Speaker 01

  It was in.

• 56:00Bunnie XO?

  I think everybody was like, I need to learn what's wrong with this bitch. Why is she fucking getting a facelift at forty six? Which, uh, you know, people are like, why did you get a facelift at forty six? And I'm like, why would I not? I don't want to go through this when I'm sixty five. I don't know how these chicks are handling this. Like, I don't know how Kris Jenner is getting multiple of these while she's in her seventies. There's no fucking way. I don't want to go through this ever again. So.

• 56:24Speaker 01

  Preventative.

• 56:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's preventative and it makes me, it makes it to where I can age, you know, more natural without having to get fillers and stuff like that. But yeah, man, it's been a wild ride. So we have a couple of weeks off. Like, we're gonna go to the Bahamas for a wedding and then I don't think we have anything else until tour starts, right? When does tour start? Do we know?

• 56:44Speaker 01

  Uh, it depends on when we kind of start it.

• 56:49Speaker 01

  End of May, early June.

• 56:50Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay. So we've got, we've got some downtime.

• 56:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, we might go to the Derby.

• 56:55Bunnie XO?

  Should we, you guys, should we go to the Kentucky Derby? Literally Larry Burke had just texted me right now and he sent me a screenshot of my face and he said, looks Derby ready to me.

• 57:07Speaker 01

  Funny. I may won't be here. I'm so sad.

• 57:11Bunnie XO?

  Looks Derby ready to me.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 57:14Bunnie XO?

  Um, he wants us to go so bad, but I want to go just to dress up.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 57:19Bunnie XO?

  Isn't that why people go? Yeah, I want to be in a crazy, I want the craziest looking Derby outfit and hat to wear.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  That would be so great.

• 57:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I think it'd be so fun. When is the Derby? May?

• 57:30Speaker 01

  Second.

• 57:32Bunnie XO?

  I don't know, guys. You might, you guys might see the coven at the Derby this year.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Or just all in all black.

• 57:37Bunnie XO?

  It's a gothic one? Yes.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  I've never seen like a gothic.

• 57:41Speaker 01

  They're because they do all like the big pastels and stuff. Like that's the.

• 57:45Speaker 03

  We're gonna stick out like a sore.

• 57:47Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I can't wait. We need a video of all three of us walking through the sea of pastels.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, just like a picture from afar and it's all pastels and just like three black.

• 57:57Bunnie XO?

  More people can make YouTube videos and TikToks about how I'm a witch and all this stuff.

• 58:00Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Lord.

• 58:03Bunnie XO?

  Well, I love you guys. Thank you guys for tuning into another episode of Dumb Blonde. We will see you guys next week. Bye.