Ask, Tell, Confess: Every Detail Made it Worse!!

Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee are back with another Ask, Tell, Confess mashup, and y’all really know how to make them question humanity. The girls get into a messy pregnancy confession with a major paternity problem, family secrets exposed by DNA tests, and some truly horrifying stories from the food industry. Then things get even weirder with a boyfriend caught in the LAST place you’d expect, a listener accidentally watching her neighbors get it on, and a restaurant employee catching her boss doing something very inappropriate on the clock. Plus, Bunnie’s latest farm adventure involves Crunch’s castration and Monica volunteering for a job nobody else wanted. Add in a Coke bottle mishap, 1,000 crickets unleashed on a cheating ex, and a garage full of cow sperm. Just another perfectly normal Ask, Tell, Confess. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:52Speaker 01

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• 0:55Bunnie XO?

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• 1:39Bunnie XO?

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• 2:21Bunnie XO?

  Hello, friends. Hello, places where the whiskey drums and the beat chases my blues away.

• 2:35Bunnie XO?

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• 2:40Bunnie XO?

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• 2:46Bunnie XO?

  Hello, guys. How are you? I flared my not. Chach, you got one in the chute, buddy. Hey, you were mad at me earlier? Yeah. You got one in the chute, honey. You got one. He said you were fluffy on me. I'm fluffing on you. All right, who's ready to kick it off? Okay, I got one. Um, this is from Ari. It's a confession and an ask. Me and my soon-to-be husband, we went separated before committing at the end of last year. I may or may not have seen an ex in that time, but I'm now pregnant. I've only let my man come close to the possibility. The timing is so scary, but I'm positive it's my now fiance's just a scary thought. How do you tell your future husband when you weren't

• 3:30Bunnie XO?

  together, you were with someone else around conception?

• 3:35Bunnie XO?

  That's rough. That's not something I would ever want to do. You're gonna have to sit him down. Yeah, I feel like you're, first off, you need to do that now. Yeah. Let's not wait till any closer.

• 3:50Bunnie XO?

  That's rough. You're gonna have to get a drink. I don't have anything nice to say, so I'm not gonna say anything at all. And I'm not judging. I just feel like when it comes to babies and like being pregnant, you don't ever lead somebody on because that is fucking, one, it's life-changing to be able to have a baby. Yes. And two, to make somebody believe that a child is not theirs, I think is probably one of the scummiest things you could do to somebody. So if she's really asking for help, it's a she, right? Yes. Okay. So if she's really asking for help, then you need to come clean and be honest. Now, now, like, do not wait another second. I mean, it's still gonna break his heart. Whoever the daddy isn't, it's still gonna break his heart.

• 4:32Bunnie XO?

  But I would, I would sit him down and talk to him and then definitely get a paternity test. For sure. And you never know, it could be his, but at least the truth is out and You don't want that to happen later on. You're gonna have that guilt with you forever. I just wish women, like, what if men did that to women? Like, you know, like, in a, just a fake world, what if men could have children and were leading women on to believe that babies were theirs? Like, that's just fucked up. And I'm, listen, I'm girl power all the way, but that is just a fucked up situation. With all this new, like, DNA testing and stuff, the amount of families I've personally witnessed be ripped apart because of it, and it's like, I mean. You don't want that baby being born into chaos, too. You're just literally passing

• 5:16Bunnie XO?

  around generational trauma to your child when you could break it before they're even born. Well, also, like, health problems, like, later on down the line, he could think, you know, like, I'm fine and healthy if this guy's healthy, but it's not really his dad. So like, you know? Yep, exactly. That's so sad. Like, the parents that wait until fucking kids get DNA tests on, like, my aunts' ancestry and they find out that the parents aren't theirs. I've been to a friend of mine, she found out that her two older sisters are her mom and dad's, and apparently the mom cheated later on, so she's the baby of the family. Yeah. And I even, she's not, I wasn't her dad, and she didn't find out until we were in our late twenties. So wrong. My dad didn't think I was his. He made me do fucking ancestry.com. He's the one who made me get on it. No.

• 6:00Bunnie XO?

  Bill Carter came to fucking Nashville and made me get on, and made me do a DNA testing with him. I did not know this. Yes. And I not know this either. Oh, my God, I didn't tell you guys? But that's when he found out, like, all his history, too, right? Yeah, yeah. So he made me, and I think he made my little sister do it, too. I'm not positive, but he for sure made me do it. Yeah. How can you deny that you were literally your father? Oh, I know. You and your mom, like, when I was finally able to, like, you know, spend time with you and your mom together, and then you and your dad together, it's crazy to me how DNA actually works. There are things, because like, you don't spend a lot of time, like, you're not super close with your parents at the time, and like, they are, you know, coming into your life, and you're like, you haven't been in your mom's life. Yeah.

• 6:45Bunnie XO?

  And you do things that are so similar. Just like her, yeah. All right. Oh, I have a few. I worked in the food industry for 12 years. At a restaurant in Texas in 2007-ish, I walked in on my boss banging multiple different servers, sometimes at the same time. He was called the server slayer. He was our boss, but his mommy and daddy owned the place. No, I never went near that. I was also 15 or seven, 15 through 17, I worked as the hostess. But I also worked at Burger King in 2011, and I walked in on a manager's banging one of the cooks. Her, the manager's nudes later got leaked through the whole team, and she was given an unfortunate nickname having to do with

• 7:29Bunnie XO?

  Arby's. I have witnessed cooks doing lines off the counters and wiping it down with a wet rag and then cooking on it. I could keep going, but I'll end it there. What about fast food makes people so horny? Everybody's fucking horny. Crazy, right? I don't get it. The amount of sex that happens in restaurants is baffling to me. Probably because you're just stuck working together with these people all night long, and everybody just gets a little fucking horn dog. Like, they're slapping meats in every different direction, man. I mean, it's kind of hot. I don't mind the sex stories. Like, I think that's hot.

• 8:06Bunnie XO?

  It's the fucking, like, drugs and the fucking with people's food that I'm like, bro, this is fucking weird. Even down to the Scissor Sisters in the freezer, the last episode, like, rub it out, get one in, you know what I'm saying? But don't fuck with people's food, dude. I mean, I guess I would probably take sexual acts over, like, my food being spit in. Or a fly or fuck it, yeah. The fly story was crazy. Yeah. Or heroin. Yeah, the scabs. Bro, and then cooks doing lines on the counter and then wiping it off? Bro, nowadays, and I guess that was an older story, but like, imagine nowadays, like, how little with fentanyl it takes to, that could.

• 8:47Bunnie XO?

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• 10:04Speaker 02

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• 10:35Speaker 03

  So, um, many years ago, when I was a teenager going through nursing school to supplement my income, I worked at Waffle House.

• 10:45Bunnie XO?

  The big dub.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Um, I really love Waffle House, guys.

• 10:51Bunnie XO?

  I know. It's so dirty. I would expect shit to go down at Waffle House.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  You know, there was a lot of things out of this story. I expected this wasn't one of them.

• 10:59Bunnie XO?

  Oh, Lord.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  So while she was working at Waffle House at nights and on weekends, during my training, an old lady that had long curved fingernails and was a smoker when you could smoke inside of the Waffle Houses. Do you guys remember that?

• 11:14Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  Okay. So when we first came here, they would ask you if you wanted smoking or not smoking, but it's the same building. So it's either you're sitting by the smokers or on the other side. It was crazy. That was the biggest trip when I moved to Tennessee was whether you wanted to-

• 11:31Bunnie XO?

  If you sit on the other side, like the smoke doesn't travel?

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Exactly. And we would walk in and they're like, you want smoking or non-smoking? And you're like, I guess non-smoking, but like, it's just a haze.

• 11:42Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I grew up in Vegas and casinos.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:45Bunnie XO?

  Everybody used to smoke in the casinos. They still do.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:47Bunnie XO?

  I hate it.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  Uh, so she had these long curved fingernails and she was a smoker when you could smoke inside Waffle House still. While smoking a cigarette, hanging, while smoking, she had a cigarette hanging out of her mouth with ashes a mile long. It would, and during that time, she was teaching me how to stir the orange juice with her arm when you couldn't find a clean spoon.

• 12:15Bunnie XO?

  I, I need an example.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  She said,

• 12:21Speaker 03

  she'd just stick her hand down in the orange juice and stir when there were no clean spoons available.

• 12:30Bunnie XO?

  Ew.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  You're just raw dogging these nasty nails and cigarette. She says she used to wait for the ashes to drop into the food.

• 12:41Bunnie XO?

  Ew.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  That she was preparing.

• 12:43Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I'm not, I'm kind of not surprised though. Waffle House is like, they don't have a reputation for being clean.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  I mean-

• 12:51Bunnie XO?

  You go to Waffle House when you want some sloppy fucking dirty food.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:56Bunnie XO?

  I climbed on the counter in Waffle House.

• 12:57Speaker 03

  That's, you did. You did.

• 12:59Bunnie XO?

  Nobody cared.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Recently too. That wasn't very long ago.

• 13:02Bunnie XO?

  Nobody cared.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  But imagine the gunk under fingernails and you're just sticking your hand down and mixing up the OJ.

• 13:10Bunnie XO?

  I stopped getting my nails done because when I would pet the cows, I would get so much dirt, dirt under my nails and I, it drove me crazy.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  Even now with my natural nails, I've got a little scrubber by my sink and I scrub under my fingernails because I'm so scared of like going and touching stuff later.

• 13:27Bunnie XO?

  I couldn't believe what I just fucking read. So we are going to kick it off with a tell. This is from Meredith. She said, one time I was on vacation with my boyfriend. We were nineteen at the time. We were all drinking and partying at his dad and stepmom's house. It got late, so I went to go to our room where we were staying in and I was laying in bed, butt ass naked, waiting for him to come in the room. He was helping his stepmom get to her bed, but when it was forty-five minutes later, I walked down the hall to her room and found him fucking her doggy style on the floor. She wasn't even a hot stepmom. She was in like her sixties with missing teeth. His dad was at work. I was in North Carolina and I lived in Kentucky.

• 14:13Bunnie XO?

  This is in MapQuest days before iPhones. Drove to a gas station to call my dad and fly down to drive home with me.

• 14:21Speaker 03

  What? The fuck?

• 14:24Bunnie XO?

  It's definitely not the first time.

• 14:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 14:26Bunnie XO?

  Oh, for sure.

• 14:27Speaker 03

  This is a standing relationship.

• 14:29Bunnie XO?

  For sure. You got a hot ass fucking bitch in your bed and you're banging fucking ruthless toothless? Like, come on, dude. What are you, what are you doing? That dude had a fetish. That's a fetish.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 14:43Bunnie XO?

  How old was she? Didn't she say she was nineteen? She was nineteen. He was nineteen and the fucking stepmom was sixty.

• 14:49Speaker 03

  Ew. You guys remember back in the day, the Craigslist like confessions?

• 14:54Bunnie XO?

  My favorite.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  I read one of them similar to this one time.

• 14:57Bunnie XO?

  I've never read on Craigslist.

• 14:58Speaker 03

  And it was like how they lusted for each other and they communicated through Craigslist.

• 15:03Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  I know you're gonna read this and like, last night was so much fun and it was all about being the stepmom and the-

• 15:11Bunnie XO?

  Dude, bring back the fucking Craigslist confessions, man.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  We are the Craigslist confessions.

• 15:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Craigslist got shut down.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Misconnections and like all of that kind of stuff was the best thing on the internet.

• 15:23Bunnie XO?

  Do you guys remember that one Craigslist story that went viral? It was fucking some dude who was in the loaf, bread loaf aisle and some girl farted when she walked by him. And he's like, you farted in the aisle next to the bread and I can't get you out of my mind. And like, it went, yeah. I'm looking for you if you were at this store at this time, like-

• 15:42Speaker 03

  Do you remember, were you not old enough for this?

• 15:44Bunnie XO?

  No, I don't think she was.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  I didn't even have MySpace.

• 15:46Bunnie XO?

  It's so crazy because you guys are so close in age. Wait, did you say you've never had a MySpace?

• 15:51Speaker 03

  She did have a MySpace.

• 15:54Bunnie XO?

  How? You guys are only two years apart, right?

• 15:57Speaker 03

  They're like three years apart.

• 15:57Bunnie XO?

  Three years apart.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  What the? Well, if you think about it, like if I was thirteen, she would have been ten. So I'm already like, like, when you think about that age, age younger, it's different, I feel like.

• 16:09Bunnie XO?

  Three years?

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:11Bunnie XO?

  Monica's three years younger than me and we know all the same shit.

• 16:15Speaker 04

  No, it's like a split between millennial and Gen Z, like right, right there.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  We're two different, like, she likes Justin Bieber. Like, she grew up with him.

• 16:24Bunnie XO?

  I do gotta say, Justin Bieber's new song, Daisies, is-

• 16:26Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 16:26Bunnie XO?

  Fire.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  I'm over there like, yeah. She did let me listen to Daisies this year. It is good. But I was never, I'm not a Justin Bieber kid.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  I was like Jonas Brothers.

• 16:34Bunnie XO?

  She was like in sync.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:36Speaker 03

  We're two different-

• 16:36Bunnie XO?

  New Kids on the Block.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  Very different generations.

• 16:40Speaker 04

  I had a face, I got a Facebook when I was thirteen.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 16:43Speaker 04

  That was, but also like, I grew up in like the country. So like, there's like no internet.

• 16:49Bunnie XO?

  That's why you're obsessed with the Amish.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  Could be. We had a lot of Mennonite around us, but we had like one computer at my grandma's house and like, we really only-

• 17:00Speaker 03

  The community computer? What the fuck?

• 17:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:03Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my God. So Crunch started humping shit and he would like mount chairs and like, he was in love with this one chair. He would, this one chair, he would walk up to it and like rub his head on it and lick it and rub his head on it. And then he'd fucking put both paws up and just get it, dude, right? And was just humping this chair. And I mean, he would shoot loads across the pergola.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  Excuse me?

• 17:33Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah. No, it got-

• 17:34Speaker 03

  A clam would come out.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it got really bad. His little crab meat would hang out. It was bad. Oh, it's disgusting. And, uh, so Dr. Pack was like, we have to castrate him. And I'm like, okay, cool. You can come put, knock him out, saw his balls off and let's go. He goes, no. He's like, he's a full grown bull. He's like, I have to bind his balls.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  Remember when balls fall?

• 17:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. They have to fall off naturally. And I was like, oh my God, okay. He's like, so it should have probably take a month at least. And I'm like, okay, that sounds fucking terrible, but fine. Well, it's been two and his balls have not fallen off. They literally fucking shriveled up like a leather satchel and just fucking just stiff, just hanging in the back, back there, right? So I text Dr. Pack and I'm like, dude, what do we do? Like, his shit's not falling off. He's like, I don't know. It's been a long time. He's like, you need to go give it a yank. And I was like, fuck no.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  Give it a yank?

• 18:26Bunnie XO?

  I'm like, there's no fucking way that I can fucking yank these balls off that cow. First of all, I love him. Secondly, I don't want to hurt him. Thirdly, I will barf. I fucking haven't even been able to eat meat since I fucking had to deal with this yesterday, right?

• 18:40Speaker 03

  I could literally see her out there just going to grab it and just being like, eh.

• 18:44Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no, I can't. I'm blah. I'll throw up. So anyways, fucking, I'm like, I text Mo and Scott and I'm like, I text him the text message from Dr. Pack. I'm like, somebody's gotta rip his balls off. Monica's like, I'll do it. I'm like, you fucking weirdo. So she goes out there and Dr. Pack tells her to twist the balls, right? So she goes out there, we have this all on film. She hasn't posted it yet. So she fucking twists the balls as much as she can. They still don't pop off, right? So she takes, texts Dr. Pack and she goes, what do I have to do? And he goes, just give it a little yank. So she fucking tugs on it and they fucking come off, dude. And literally she brings them to the door and she's like, do you want to see your son's balls? And like, she's holding balls in her hand and I'm just like, I can't deal with it. It was a lot.

• 19:29Bunnie XO?

  I, that's, this is how, how, having a farm is going for me. Okay? I'm having a whole bunch of firsts and it's been insane.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  He still have balls? Where are the balls?

• 19:38Bunnie XO?

  No, I, no, she threw them in the fucking forest. I'm like, why? So a fucking animal can get a taste of crunch and go look for him?

• 19:46Speaker 03

  Kind of one taste of crunch.

• 19:49Bunnie XO?

  What if a fucking coyote's like, mm, delicious? And it's like, and goes,

• 19:57Bunnie XO?

  and goes and fucking seeks out fucking crunch.

• 20:01Speaker 04

  What if you just see like a hawk flying by?

• 20:03Bunnie XO?

  Literally, just balls.

• 20:05Speaker 04

  Like those truckers that have the balls on the back of their thing?

• 20:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, bro, I'm just like, why would you do that? Why would you not throw it away? She's like, we'll get maggots. I'm like, I'd rather that than fucking a pack of wolves come looking for my cow. This is a confess from Megan. Confession, last night I was awake and needed to hit my inhaler. I have severe asthma.

• 20:28Bunnie XO?

  While doing so, I have my windows open because it's nice at night and fresh air helps with sleep. My neighbor's window in the bathroom is wide open, lights on, both naked, and they were having sex on the toilet. I saw everything, pancake ass and micro penis. I would kind of hid in the dark because sex on the toilet while someone is using it was just too weird and absolutely disturbing. I could not stop watching and it's going to haunt me for a while.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Excuse me?

• 20:57Bunnie XO?

  I don't think they were using it. I think they were just-

• 20:59Speaker 03

  I think they were just sitting on it.

• 21:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I think they were just caught up in the heat of the moment and, you know, sitting on the toilet having sex. Yeah.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:05Bunnie XO?

  I hope. They probably just left the toilet open.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  These days. Yeah, uh, because I mean, if you sit on a toilet when it's closed, it like kind of slides. So you probably was like, no, I'm going to get more anchorage.

• 21:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  With it open.

• 21:16Bunnie XO?

  Been shitting. The dude, yeah. They could have had a thing. God, pancake ass and micro penis. What the, the vision?

• 21:25Speaker 03

  No.

• 21:26Bunnie XO?

  Why can't I ever get blessed to have some visual like that?

• 21:29Speaker 03

  She's, she's so creepy. She'd just be like-

• 21:32Bunnie XO?

  I'd be like, woo! I'd be rooting him on and shit.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  She'd be like, yeah.

• 21:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. Reach around the back.

• 21:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I remind you of the time that I was in New York. Were you with us when we were in New York and the fucking people were banging next to me in the room next to me? And it was like non-stop. I couldn't sleep because they were literally fucking all night long.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  Was that the one where I could see into the people's apartment across from me?

• 21:55Bunnie XO?

  No, there was another one. I don't know if you guys were on that fucking run with us, but man, we were in New York doing-

• 22:00Speaker 03

  No, I was.

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:02Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh, that was, yes, we were in New York and we were at like the end of a hallway.

• 22:06Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  And those people next to you literally banged it out all fucking night.

• 22:10Bunnie XO?

  They were on drugs. You could hear them fucking snorting rails, but I couldn't see anything. So it wasn't fun.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  No.

• 22:15Bunnie XO?

  I had to just listen to it, you know, like God, at least leave a door open at this point. I feel like we're friends.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Yes, I remember that.

• 22:23Bunnie XO?

  I mean, they were fucking, they were on a bender and they were fucking all night. I mean, I literally-

• 22:28Speaker 03

  And we had to catch a flight.

• 22:29Bunnie XO?

  I held the phone up and recorded it and she's just getting railed against a wall in a shower, fucking on the bed. Like it was- And I'm talking like from like 10 o'clock at night until nine o'clock the next morning.

• 22:39Speaker 03

  Yeah. And we don't do early flights and that happened to be the one we needed an early flight for. And like we, I went up to go like grab her out of her room and she was like, son of a bitch.

• 22:48Bunnie XO?

  I was so mad. I was like, bro, I am all for people fucking.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  I would fucking call the front desk, tell them to shut up. I didn't want to fucking ruin our good time, you know?

• 22:58Speaker 03

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• 24:03Bunnie XO?

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• 25:55Speaker 05

  Hello, girls. I have, I guess, a question on what to do. There is, um, my boss I work with, basically, he's older like 50. And I've caught him jacking off in our bathroom at work. It's bad enough he does not help and leave everything to me. I work in a restaurant. But what do I do about this guy? Like I get guys have needs, but this man literally watches girls across the street at the bank and he'll disappear in the bathroom for 10 to 15 minutes while I'm getting swamped with orders myself.

• 26:39Speaker 05

  So I'm not trying to make anybody lose their job. Like, does either of you, any of you guys have any advice on what to do about this situation? Thanks. Love you, girls. Have a great day. Bye.

• 26:55Bunnie XO?

  Someone is for sure eating cock meat sandwiches wherever they're working at. For sure.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Keep it together right now.

• 27:06Bunnie XO?

  Okay, there's so many things that are wrong with this.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  I don't like it.

• 27:11Bunnie XO?

  It's a food place. I could understand if it was like a library or something, but anywhere- Listen, I get it. You know, people rub them out in some weird places and some people have that kink. Cool. If there's food, there should not be cum, ever. That's disgusting.

• 27:26Speaker 04

  Not washing his hands.

• 27:27Bunnie XO?

  That is disgusting. The fucking hairballs. What if he has gonorrhea? Somebody's getting gonorrhea of the throat. Chlamydia of the eye.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  Okay, so he's watching the bank girls.

• 27:45Bunnie XO?

  God, chlamydia of the eye.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Going and whacking it on shit?

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Why is it just eyes?

• 27:53Bunnie XO?

  Did he have his leg up on the sink? Like, how was he doing this?

• 27:57Speaker 04

  Sitting on the toilet.

• 27:59Bunnie XO?

  Where is he finishing?

• 27:59Speaker 04

  Why is the door unlocked? Where is it going?

• 28:03Speaker 06

  Napkin.

• 28:03Bunnie XO?

  And that's a public, I doubt it.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  Hand?

• 28:06Bunnie XO?

  That's a public bathroom, so it's probably-

• 28:08Speaker 04

  So he can go touch the fries, season the fries?

• 28:11Speaker 03

  That's the, that's the special sauce.

• 28:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:18Bunnie XO?

  I can't. Sick dude. Bunch of fucking sickos. Whack off everywhere but fucking food restaurants, okay? And not anywhere where there's children. Other than that, do what you gotta do, man. I get it. That's some sick shit.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  I'm gonna alley-oop that over to you. Haley, go ahead.

• 28:35Bunnie XO?

  All right, Haley.

• 28:36Speaker 04

  Okay, well, we're giving you the layup. It's funny because the first start of this says, okay, this has nothing to do with food. But when I used to bartend, my coworker was hooking up with this guy. She wanted to feel fresh down there, but didn't have a douche. So she used a plastic Coke bottle, made a vinegar water douche in it. Used it, but the suction from the bottle made it get stuck in her vagina. She yells, it's stuck over and over. And finally I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I go in the bathroom. She's laying on the floor, spread eagle, laughing and crying with a Coke bottle sticking straight out of her.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  So to get it out, I had to use a knife, poke a hole in the bottle.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 29:19Speaker 04

  And then it came out and she had a great date.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 29:26Bunnie XO?

  All right.

• 29:29Bunnie XO?

  Listen.

• 29:32Bunnie XO?

  I have done a lot of weird shit with my cookie, okay? But douching with a fucking Coke bottle and like, bitch, is your pussy made of Teflon? What is fucking happening? If I did that to myself, I would have a raging Easty Beastie. There is no fucking way in hell. I'm fucking squash, squash and straight up vinegar in my vagina out of a Coke bottle, dude. Okay. And then how did it, it just went up the hole that easy?

• 30:02Speaker 04

  It just-

• 30:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, was it like a, did she say like a two liter or?

• 30:08Bunnie XO?

  Damn. I didn't even think about that.

• 30:14Speaker 06

  That was my first question. I was like-

• 30:16Bunnie XO?

  I didn't even think about that.

• 30:19Speaker 04

  Or was it a 16 ounce?

• 30:20Speaker 03

  The mini code, where are we at, guys?

• 30:23Speaker 04

  There's the middle ones now too.

• 30:25Bunnie XO?

  Ladies, please, please, please do not do this at home, ever. If you're listening to this fucking episode, don't do that. That is so rough. Have your friend go to the frickin' store and get a frickin' douche. Or people might come for me if I tell you this, but my mom taught me when I was growing up, she's like, you know, sometimes if you- You don't feel fresh. She's like, you know, the, the, the betadine that you get at the store? You put like two drops of that in really hot water, two drops, girls, nothing fucking major. You shake it up and then you, you can douche with that. Your vagina smells amazing. Like it, it like, some, I, I told a lady a long time ago that I had used something like that. And she's like,

• 31:10Bunnie XO?

  that's straight up fucking iodine in your hootenanny, but I used it like off and on my whole life. If I ever had like an infection or anything like that, and it fucking works, dude.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  Aren't you not supposed to put anything up there? Cause it offs your pH?

• 31:24Bunnie XO?

  No, my pH is perfect.

• 31:25Speaker 04

  This girl bought a thousand live crickets and let them go in her ex's house after she found out that he cheated. A thousand.

• 31:33Speaker 03

  You can't find those motherfuckers.

• 31:35Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 31:36Speaker 03

  Tried.

• 31:37Bunnie XO?

  And I know. And they fucking just sit there with their violins and shit, just fucking going off.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Tiny feet violins?

• 31:42Bunnie XO?

  Bro, no. I fucking, but crickets are good luck. I would have put roaches.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 31:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Not crickets. Crickets are good luck.

• 31:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:50Bunnie XO?

  You probably brought them a lot of money.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Makes me want to punch people hearing crickets.

• 31:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  And they're not supposed to be going.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Yeah. If it's a beautiful night and you're like, like sitting out, please.

• 31:59Bunnie XO?

  But if you're trying to go to sleep and they're in the corner, just fucking having a banjo time, no.

• 32:04Speaker 03

  Thank you. Makes me literally so angry. I, I got these new chickens, um, and they're miniature roosters. So when they crow, they sound like kazoo's and they start at 5:00 AM and they don't stop till seven.

• 32:17Bunnie XO?

  I mean, that's your fucking fault.

• 32:18Speaker 03

  It, it is.

• 32:19Bunnie XO?

  You did that to yourself, sister.

• 32:22Speaker 03

  It is.

• 32:22Bunnie XO?

  They're cool looking, but fuck that.

• 32:24Speaker 03

  Imagine them a little further away from the house.

• 32:26Bunnie XO?

  I would be fucking throwing shoes out the window. There's no fucking way, dude.

• 32:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, we have four of them.

• 32:31Bunnie XO?

  Oh, and they all four go off?

• 32:34Speaker 03

  So they have like competitions with the bigger ones.

• 32:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  So it's like the, they, one of them will kazoo and then the, the large roosters will happen.

• 32:43Bunnie XO?

  When you say kazoo, what does it sound like? Like an actual kazoo? Play it.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  It sounds like a real kazoo. Like I don't have it on, I don't have it on my phone, but like.

• 32:52Bunnie XO?

  Find one on YouTube.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  Cause I've only heard of.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  No, like a kazoo is like a.

• 33:00Bunnie XO?

  Like that, right? Like that noise?

• 33:04Bunnie XO?

  You did pretty good.

• 33:05Speaker 04

  That was, yeah, that was way more spot on.

• 33:07Speaker 03

  That was great.

• 33:10Bunnie XO?

  I watch a lot of cartoons.

• 33:16Bunnie XO?

  The hell? That sounds like nails on a fucking chalkboard. I hate that. Oh.

• 33:21Speaker 04

  Why is it getting higher pitched?

• 33:24Bunnie XO?

  No fucking way. Fuck that. Your neighbors probably hate you.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  My neighbors actually love all my animals.

• 33:32Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm. They tell you. Fuck that. If my neighbors had fucking shit, no, there's no way. I can't do it.

• 33:41Speaker 03

  We live in the country though. I feel like it's expected.

• 33:43Bunnie XO?

  You have neighbors. Where's your closest neighbor?

• 33:49Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  They're old. They can't hear.

• 33:54Speaker 04

  Oh, if I had hearing aids.

• 33:55Speaker 03

  It's the same one that offered me cow come. Cow come. Yeah. He's got a garage full of it.

• 34:01Bunnie XO?

  Cow come.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 34:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I've never heard this story.

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Oh, continue.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. Our neighbor came to meet us and he said, Hey, I got a bunch of cow sperm in my, um, garage. Is your cow fixed? I said, it's a steer. And he said, darn.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  I've got a bunch of cow come that I got from a friend.

• 34:22Bunnie XO?

  I would like to know how the friend.

• 34:23Speaker 04

  And I want to know what the cows look like. I'm just not going to inseminate my cow with your fucking.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  Cow.

• 34:29Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm. No, I need pictures. I need to see the parents.

• 34:32Speaker 04

  Imagine it's his own.

• 34:33Speaker 03

  I wasn't.

• 34:38Speaker 04

  He just really wants to see a cow human.

• 34:43Bunnie XO?

  On that note, we're leaving.

• 34:47Bunnie XO?

  See you guys next week. Goodbye.

• 34:55Bunnie XO?

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• 35:40Bunnie XO?

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