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This episode of Dumb Blonde features Bunnie XO and her co-hosts diving into wild, anonymous listener confessions submitted via Instagram and direct messages. The stories range from a woman whose partner burned her sensitive areas with police-grade pepper spray after losing a Super Bowl bet, to a man who unknowingly hooked up with an older woman on a dating app only to discover months later that she was his new fiancé's mother. Other confessions uncover hidden BDSM lifestyles, secret cheating exposed via voice recorders, and an awkward multi-generational overlap with a local man who gave the listener's mother herpes.
Alongside the shocking listener stories, the hosts share tangents about beauty routines, makeup allergies, and bizarre food facts learned on TikTok. The episode delivers unfiltered, jaw-dropping dating horror stories while maintaining a lighthearted, comedic banter between the hosts as they react to the unbelievable twists in each submitted tell and confess.
The host welcomes listeners and explains the decade‑long Ask Tell Confess format.
The host details how the segment returned to Instagram and the volume of submissions.
A listener shares a bizarre story about pepper spray during sex and the host reacts.
A guest recounts a chaotic hookah bar experience and the absurd use of makeup wipes on his butt.
A confession reveals a past fling with a cougar, leading to a complicated family revelation.
The host shares a personal story about an accidental hookup with a mother and the resulting herpes transmission.
The conversation veers into humorous food facts and the host’s quirky advice on bananas and strawberries.
Submitting Dangerous Secrets Onlineinsight
Bunnie discusses the anxiety of posting anonymous user submissions that touch on real-life infidelity, worrying they might inadvertently spark massive real-world drama.
Super Bowl Pepper Spray Disasterstory
A listener shares a horrific story of getting police-grade pepper spray transferred to her sensitive areas after her boyfriend lost a Super Bowl bet.
Accidental Hookah Bar Exposurestory
Haley recounts coughing uncontrollably at a hookah bar in 2016 before realizing someone nearby had been sprayed with mace.
Hooking Up With Future Mother-in-Lawstory
A listener confesses to casually dating an older woman on an app, only to discover she is the mother of the woman he proposed to three months later.
Secret FetLife and BDSM Double Lifestory
A listener discovers her normal, vanilla boyfriend had a secret Facebook dating and FetLife profile looking for anal fisting partners.
Dating History Circles Back to Momstory
A woman realizes her mother's new younger boyfriend is the exact same man she had a casual summer fling with sixteen years prior.
“I noticed in this week's, last week's episode, when I talk, I kinda have like a, you know, cause I can't open my mouth as much to talk.”
“I have a confession. I dated a guy years ago that lost a Superbowl bet and got pepper sprayed with police grade mace.”
“I was like, oh wait, I can't keep that up. That could become a fucking headline.”
“I think if my husband came to me and was like, hey dude, I gotta tell you something. It's been really weighing on my heart.”
Baby, we had WAY too many unforgettable Ask, Tell, Confess moments for just one episode. BEST OF PART 2 is here, and the gang is going back through even more of the confessions that left us speechless. We’ve got “pepper spray puss,” secret hookups that could turn an entire family upside down, anonymous confessions hitting dangerously close to home, and secrets that should probably never see the light of day. Some made us laugh, some made us gag, and some had us wondering why y’all would ever put this information in writing. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s everything we love about Ask, Tell, Confess. If you thought Part 1 was wild, baby… we saved plenty for Part 2. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod
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