Ask, Tell, Confess: Worst Psychic Reading I've Ever Had!

Bunnie and the gang are back with Part 2 of Ask, Tell, Confess: Vacation Edition — and somehow, y’all managed to make these stories even wilder than last week. From a construction work trip involving a $1,000 bet and some very questionable decisions, to Dempsey’s disastrous jet ski instructor situationship in the Keys, we’re getting into the vacation memories that should’ve stayed on vacation. Bunnie and the gang also relive their chaotic Rome trip, Nanny’s cigar-on-the-beach fail, matching tattoos, and why everyone thinks they’re out doing hoe shit when they’re really just playing games and making cookie balls. Then the confessions completely go off the rails with cheating exes, family vacations gone horribly wrong, accidental cousin kisses, and hotel room behavior nobody asked to witness. Plus, the worst psychic reading ever, why Four Loko is officially off-limits, and way too much oversharing. Moral of the story: some vacation memories should’ve stayed on vacation — but thank God y’all told us anyway. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:17Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends. Welcome back to part two of continuation of last week's episode of these crazy wild vacation stories because we had so many of our own last week that we didn't really get to get into all of the ones that we got. So I think we're gonna just keep it moving on this week's episode, but

• 0:36Speaker 01

  There was a lot of really good submissions.

• 0:38Bunnie XO?

  Lot of really good submissions. So who wants to kick off this week?

• 0:41Speaker 01

  I will.

• 0:42Bunnie XO?

  Also, if you guys want to be a part of Ask Tell Confess, I think you guys have all figured it out now. Just go to all three, all four of our Instagrams and try to limit it to one person because sometimes we get multiple stories. So if you guys could just hit one of us and you know, leave the story, eventually it'll be seen. Just put ATC in front of it and we will, you know, that's how you can participate and we'll read it live on the air, baby. Or send a voice note. We love voice notes.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  We love

• 1:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we love a good voice note because I like to hear the inflection in people's, you know, voices. So yeah.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  You always have a word for something.

• 1:18Speaker 02

  I don't know what that means.

• 1:19Speaker 01

  It's crazy. That's wild. All right. This one was a work trip. So it wasn't exactly a vacation, but it was a work trip, which I feel like nothing good happens on a work trip. Went out of town for work doing construction. Construction guys are the worst. Are you the one that was telling me about the dudes on, what is it? What's the gay app?

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Grinder.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  On Grinder? Were you the one that, I don't know, some dude was telling me about like when construction workers travel, that's the app they get on to hook up?

• 1:47Speaker 03

  That would not surprise me.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Surprise, no.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  Crazy. Anyways, went out of work for construction. We just happened to be about three hours from my ex-wife. My boss and I made a bet for a thousand dollars that if I called her, she would come to our hotel. So I called her. He paid for her gas to come out and gave me a thousand dollars. She brought a girl we used to occasionally hook up with. He tried to hook up with both of them and ended up getting neither of them.

• 2:12Bunnie XO?

  Ugh.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  My ex-wife

• 2:13Bunnie XO?

  Loser.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  And I fucked, fuck.

• 2:18Bunnie XO?

  What a fucking loser.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  A dork.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  My ex-wife and I ended up fucking the girl together and we filmed it. Then my boss paid me another grand for the video.

• 2:27Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  Damn, boss is a big old trick.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:29Bunnie XO?

  Trick daddy.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Trick daddy.

• 2:31Bunnie XO?

  Trick motherfucking daddy. Well, he sounded, he sounded like one.

• 2:36Bunnie XO?

  He fit the bill. If the shoe fits, lace that bitch up and wear it, you know? Okay. Shit. Oh yeah. By the way, let's talk about our tattoos.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Oh my goodness.

• 2:46Bunnie XO?

  We haven't got to talk about the tattoos. Time cast a spell on you so you won't forgive me.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  I don't put Vaseline or

• 2:56Bunnie XO?

  Um, everybody keeps asking, they're like, shouldn't it say casts? And it's like, no, it's time cast a spell on you. Those were the original lyrics that Stevie Nicks had written. And this is just a special song. Like I love it. It doesn't mean anything for anything that's going on in any part of my life.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  No, we all got it together.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  On TikTok.

• 3:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 3:17Speaker 01

  Right?

• 3:18Bunnie XO?

  Well, we wanted it before. We love that song. And then we saw it and we were like, you know what? This is our sign.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  That was the type we wanted for sure. We were listening to it. It was like one of those moments where it's just, you're listening to the song and then you're like, we should get that tattoo. And everyone goes, yeah, we should. And then it just happened. And we met the coolest tattoo artist ever.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  Which I feel like that was meant to be too.

• 3:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  Meaning that

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Also, we did it under a blood moon.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  Didn't know that.

• 3:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we got tattooed under a

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Wait, I took a photo of it.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  The moon.

• 3:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  Do you remember?

• 3:44Speaker 02

  Photo of that moon. It was

• 3:46Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  That night, it was meant to be. Sweet little Jeremy.

• 3:51Bunnie XO?

  We love Jeremy. He was sweet. And Jeremy is best friends with Viking Barbie.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 3:56Bunnie XO?

  Which is crazy, which is one of my best friends. So it was like all just serendipitous.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  And 10 months prior had seen us in Rome.

• 4:02Bunnie XO?

  In Rome.

• 4:03Speaker 01

  Watched us fly past him on scooters.

• 4:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  Wasn't me.

• 4:06Bunnie XO?

  It was just a

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Taking the car, Michelangelo.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  I was not on the scooter.

• 4:11Bunnie XO?

  Haley was like

• 4:13Speaker 01

  Terrified of scooters, bro.

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  You know what? You're lucky you didn't go on it because I fucking remember I fell off the scooter.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:18Bunnie XO?

  And fucking ripped something in my arm. And for six months, my fucking arm hurt so bad. I tried peptides. I tried everything. I think I like fractured my elbow.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  Something. That was crazy.

• 4:27Bunnie XO?

  Something happened. It was that rat. Do you remember the fucking big ass rat?

• 4:31Speaker 01

  Do you remember the rat, bro?

• 4:33Bunnie XO?

  It was huge. I've never, that rat was beefy. Like that dude was fucking beefy.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  I don't know one says that about me.

• 4:41Bunnie XO?

  Dude.

• 4:41Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 4:44Bunnie XO?

  That fucking rat dude, I hated him. He was like a speed bump.

• 4:48Speaker 01

  He was.

• 4:49Bunnie XO?

  No, he ran over him?

• 4:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:50Bunnie XO?

  But he ran in front of me and like I went, I went like this to miss it because I thought it was a cat and it was a fucking rat. Dude, it was crazy.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Rats in Rome are a different story.

• 4:59Bunnie XO?

  No, it was wild. We gotta go back and redo that trip, but all of us.

• 5:04Speaker 01

  Please.

• 5:04Bunnie XO?

  We've been having so much fun, you guys. Like I can't even tell you how much fun we've been having.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  Traveling with you guys is a lot of fun.

• 5:09Bunnie XO?

  It's been wild.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:11Bunnie XO?

  It's been really cool. But it was not wild like how you guys would think. Like we're just like, I don't know. I think everybody thinks we're out here doing ho shit. And it's really like, we're doing fucking best friendship.

• 5:21Speaker 02

  Humanity.

• 5:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. We're having like game nights and pizza nights and

• 5:26Speaker 02

  Cookie bowls.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  Cookie bowls. Bro, I'm making a vlog about that right now. I got 29 seconds in and I was crying because I was laughing so hard at your commentary. There's a part where Haley goes, someone said, I'm gonna call FEMA. That looks like a natural disaster. He goes, what's FEMA? She goes, it's like PETA but for the world.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  It was the most beautiful conversation I've ever experienced.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  When is this vlog gonna be done? We need to see it.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  I'll work on it and post it tonight, guys. Yeah. Seth reminded me. He was like, hey, man, where's my cookie vlog? I said, I forgot about that, honestly.

• 6:00Bunnie XO?

  You gotta post it though.

• 6:01Speaker 01

  I will. I will. I was making it last night. It was so funny.

• 6:04Bunnie XO?

  Um, all right. Who's next?

• 6:06Speaker 02

  My grandma submitted. So I feel like I have, I have to read nannies. When I was little, my brother-in-law convinced me to smoke a cigar and I threw up all over the white sands of Florida.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  Oh, I can't use cigars. No.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  You know what? It's funny though, because my grandpa always smokes cigars now.

• 6:24Speaker 01

  Really?

• 6:25Bunnie XO?

  There's nothing worse than like a nicotine sickness. Like if you smoke a cigarette or if you like, you know, vape too much or

• 6:34Speaker 01

  You've never smoked a cigarette? Just a straight Marlboro red to the

• 6:38Bunnie XO?

  Or a Camel Crush.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  I'll crush the blue ones. I really loved the pink and black Camels back in the day.

• 6:44Bunnie XO?

  I loved the Newport's. Newport's were my jam. I was, I'm from the hood. So yeah.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  No, I get it.

• 6:50Bunnie XO?

  White trash.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  A good Marlboro red. Fuck me up.

• 6:53Bunnie XO?

  Fuck a Marlboro red. That shit, that dude, you might as well just inhale dirt.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  The smell of it.

• 6:59Bunnie XO?

  Like it's bad. God, they're fucking brutal. Like you feel like you're dying when you fucking inhale a Marlboro red. It's like, like you need a fucking pulse oximeter and an oxygen mask.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  I made it, I made, we were joking, made a South Park image of me earlier and my chat put a pack of Marlboro Reds next to me. I swear, it was the wildest shit.

• 7:21Bunnie XO?

  Your chat knows you.

• 7:22Speaker 03

  Product placement.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. I'm someone's, you know, drunk uncle.

• 7:26Bunnie XO?

  This one is from our homegirl Dimp's.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  Oh gosh.

• 7:30Bunnie XO?

  We know she's a mess. We love, we love Dempsey so much. And I, you guys might remember this because I remember this.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 7:38Bunnie XO?

  I met this guy. He was my jet ski instructor. I met him down in the Keys. He had no fucking money the day I got there. Somebody died. Do you remember? Somebody died on the boat. It was during lobster fishing season. I was supposed to stay with him and his friends, but I felt uncomfortable. So I booked my own hotel. He had no fucking money. The whole vacation, I paid for the next Airbnb. I paid for all the food, drinks and groceries. I think the only thing he bought me was a Wendy's double junior bacon cheeseburger at the end of the trip. I missed my flight and had to drive four hours to Miami with him, only for him to not help me get out of the car with my suitcase and he drove off. Fuck that guy, bunny.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  I remember this content.

• 8:21Bunnie XO?

  She like vlogged the whole thing.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  She did. A hundred percent. She was like on the boat with him, vlogging.

• 8:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Like just miserable. Yeah.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  That was, I do remember that saga. That's crazy. I bet you it's still up. If you guys want to scroll back on Dempsey's profile.

• 8:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:35Speaker 01

  Dude, poor Demp. She gets in some crazy situations, man.

• 8:38Bunnie XO?

  Demp's does it to her fucking self.

• 8:40Speaker 01

  I mean,

• 8:40Bunnie XO?

  And she knows, I'll tell her that. I'll be like, Demp, what are you doing?

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:44Bunnie XO?

  Like

• 8:44Speaker 01

  Why are we here?

• 8:45Bunnie XO?

  Why are we barking up this tree?

• 8:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. She always, but you know what? She's a good fucking time.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  She is such a good time.

• 8:51Bunnie XO?

  One thing about Dempsey is she will fucking make you laugh from the minute she enters your life to the minute she fucking walks out the door to go home. And she will go home abruptly.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Oh, she's almost worse than Jaime.

• 9:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. She will Irish goodbye you so fast.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  She'll be like, my dog's in the hotel. I gotta go.

• 9:08Bunnie XO?

  As soon as her fucking energy tank is low, she's gotta go.

• 9:11Speaker 01

  She's gone.

• 9:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  I love it. Yeah. I love that so much. I love people who will Irish goodbye, even though it pisses me off.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  Because I'm like the opposite.

• 9:17Bunnie XO?

  Oh Haley, you're side quest, side quest Sally.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  I am. Like, yeah. I literally, I saw a TikTok that was literally me the other night and it's like, what is it like to leave the bar before the lights come on?

• 9:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  And I was like, hmm.

• 9:29Bunnie XO?

  I've watched

• 9:30Speaker 02

  No, you FaceTimed me. You were so drunk the other night. You FaceTimed me and I go, why is it so bright in the bar? And you're like, the lights are on. It was so funny. I was like, go home.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  I've seen Haley get the security light and escort people out.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  I don't know about that. I feel like there you can't.

• 18:50Speaker 02

  Never get a good.

• 18:51Bunnie XO?

  It's rhythm. It's rhythm.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Like I'm about to stand.

• 18:56Bunnie XO?

  It's rhythm. You literally have to balance yourself and then find a rhythm.

• 19:01Speaker 01

  Laughing on the spring bed.

• 19:05Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 19:06Bunnie XO?

  It's possible. Done it. Not on a raft. Not on a raft.

• 19:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like imagine.

• 19:12Bunnie XO?

  I don't like sex in water. That scares me. Cause what if there's like a fucking parasite in there and it just swims up?

• 19:17Speaker 01

  That's probably how she got the frog in the vagina.

• 19:21Bunnie XO?

  Why are you fucking in a dirty ass river too? That's gross dude.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  No, water like that. You don't know what's it. You can't even see.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  Most rivers are built on top of old towns anyway.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 19:34Speaker 02

  I just take it there. It's my favorite.

• 19:36Bunnie XO?

  Decomposed bodies.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  What? They don't drown the lakes with the people in them.

• 19:42Bunnie XO?

  Crazy.

• 19:45Bunnie XO?

  Oh, here.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  Oh, let me see.

• 19:47Bunnie XO?

  You guys wanna hear? Oh, let me see. You guys wanna hear what he has to say? I know you got a lot going on right now and I hope everything is going great today. Just know I'm thinking about you and hope you're having the absolute best day. You deserve the best. He's so sweet.

• 20:01Speaker 03

  Wait, is this the guy from the show? A while ago?

• 20:05Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 20:05Speaker 03

  I remember meeting him.

• 20:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  That one.

• 20:07Speaker 03

  Him.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  That's what I showed you earlier.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  Gorgeous.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  He popped up on my snap and I was like, hey, like I miss you. And then I was like, hey.

• 20:19Bunnie XO?

  She said pause. Let me notify my girl.

• 20:23Speaker 02

  I immediately texted you. I was like, I got someone.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  Like Dennis Rodman just. Passing it to Bunny.

• 20:31Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I am the all star player right now.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  That was a nice little alley-oop there.

• 20:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, we all enjoyed that.

• 20:38Bunnie XO?

  And it's a.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  We've shown everyone. I hope you know that. We even showed really to Brad.

• 20:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we showed.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  What'd he say?

• 20:45Speaker 01

  He was, he couldn't believe it.

• 20:47Bunnie XO?

  Nobody can believe it. It's a fucking, it's a, it's a. Wonder of the world.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  I stood up when she showed me. She showed it to me. I said.

• 20:55Speaker 02

  Jason cut this out.

• 20:57Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Great.

• 20:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's crazy comparison, but damn. Damn. Haley, that was. And we're not playing Words of Humanity right now.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  Words.

• 21:10Bunnie XO?

  Words against.

• 21:11Speaker 03

  Humanity is crazy.

• 21:15Bunnie XO?

  God.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  I went on vacation back when I was 18 and I met this guy at the hotel. We got a talk in and we ended up kissing. He sees my mom and said, that looks like my aunt. I go, haha, funny. That's my mom. His dad came up and saw me and was white in the face. Turns out that was my cousin. I never knew about him, uh, cause my mom and her brother haven't talked in years.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  Get out of here.

• 21:40Speaker 03

  Honest mistake.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  Kissing cousins? Honest mistake, Jaime.

• 21:44Speaker 03

  Well, they wasn't like a family reunion. They were just there. Or wait, why were they at the same hotel?

• 21:49Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  Family vacation?

• 21:55Speaker 03

  Was this in Florida?

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Probably, or no, probably Arkansas, Alabama.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  Crazy shit. Yeah, they went from Alabama to Florida, probably. Yeah, makes sense.

• 22:05Bunnie XO?

  Well, it figures they were from Alabama.

• 22:09Bunnie XO?

  Just kidding guys. Don't get mad. Don't get mad. It's an old.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  It was a joke.

• 22:13Bunnie XO?

  It's an old joke as, as old as time, baby. All right. I got one too. Worst vacation I've ever gone on was going to Virginia. First of all, why the fuck would you go to Virginia for vacation? With my friend and her family for a baby shower. During that time, her and her boyfriend broke up and she went on Tinder and matched with this guy.

• 22:34Bunnie XO?

  You guys good? You good?

• 22:40Bunnie XO?

  You guys good?

• 22:41Speaker 03

  You okay?

• 22:42Bunnie XO?

  What's happening? Let, let the classroom in on the joke. You fucking idiots.

• 22:55Speaker 03

  They look like SpongeBob and Patrick laughing.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  We are still.

• 22:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. Insert visuals.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  I'm mad at us.

• 23:07Bunnie XO?

  No, go ahead. Enjoy.

• 23:13Bunnie XO?

  All right. I'm gonna fucking read this again. Worst vacation I've ever gone on was going to Virginia with my friend and her family for a baby shower. During that time, her and her boyfriend broke up and she went on Tinder and matched with this guy. They started FaceTiming each other a lot at night. One night I was half awake and started hearing moaning and. Panting. Oh, moaning and panting and realized they were masturbating on the FaceTime with each other. Mind you, we shared a room. That sounds like a great vacation. I wouldn't be upset if somebody did that. I'd be in the background fucking rooting it on.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 23:48Bunnie XO?

  I feel like, don't you guys masturbate in the same room, but like you'll go in the shower and then you'll go in the, you'll go in the bed? I think like real friends masturbate around each other. We're just comfortable.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Other when we're done, except for when she leaves me out in the fucking cold.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  That was crazy.

• 24:04Speaker 01

  She forgot to tell me she was done. I'm freezing outside. Because I was like.

• 24:08Bunnie XO?

  I didn't.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  I'm just gonna go hang out. And then she's like an hour later was like, okay, I'm done. I was like, damn that, she must've taken a long time for her to find. Her story or her fucking porn that she likes to watch. Nope. She just forgot to text me.

• 24:21Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. Real friends don't care about shit like that, I guess. I don't think it's natural. Everybody fucking rubs one out, you know?

• 24:28Speaker 01

  Why not?

• 24:28Bunnie XO?

  And if your girl's fucking going through a breakup and somebody's distracting her, more fucking power to her sister.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Remember that one time you did it in the bathroom in Europe?

• 24:36Speaker 03

  Yep, I remember that.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  With him? On FaceTime? And then when you finished, he said, welcome to Chili's.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Fuck that guy.

• 24:44Bunnie XO?

  What guy?

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Virtually.

• 24:46Speaker 01

  Uh, believe this.

• 24:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that dude. Yep.

• 24:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:51Bunnie XO?

  Forgot about him.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:53Bunnie XO?

  The other one's on my shit list too.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 24:56Bunnie XO?

  Yep. Tell him. I'm telling the world right now. You're on my shit list. All right, guys. We have so much shit to do. We've got to get out of here. We gotta go babies. I love you. We'll see you guys next week.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  Bye.