Ask, Tell, Confess: Vacation Story Nightmare

Ask, Tell, Confess is back, and somehow we end up in a full-blown war against wicker. It starts with the new movie Wicker and quickly spirals into wicker furniture, unfortunate splinters, and why Bunnie thinks the whole damn thing should be illegal. Bunnie also clears the air about the new Cali vacation house, why Nashville will always be home, and what’s really happening with Crunchy, S’more, and all the animals on the farm. Then we get into your wildest vacation stories—from mystery poop in Alaska and traumatizing hotel moments to drunk shower hookups in Mexico and Bunnie’s own disastrous Tijuana detour. Turns out y’all have been doing some absolutely feral shit on vacation, and we didn’t even make a dent in these submissions. So yeah… Part 2 is happening. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:16Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  The way you chomp is wild.

• 0:31Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 0:31Speaker 01

  It's so loud.

• 0:32Bunnie XO?

  It's like my teeth are wooden. You would think I had like wooden teeth, right?

• 0:37Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Speaking of wooden, wait, have you guys seen the trailer for the new movie Wicker?

• 0:43Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 0:44Speaker 02

  You haven't?

• 0:45Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 0:45Speaker 02

  It's like-

• 0:46Bunnie XO?

  Wicker?

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 0:48Bunnie XO?

  I fucking hate Wicker furniture. It pisses me off.

• 0:50Speaker 02

  Well, not furniture.

• 0:51Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 0:52Speaker 02

  It's this lady that like wants a man so bad and she has a guy like create her a man from Wicker.

• 0:59Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 1:00Speaker 02

  And in the UK trailer, they literally show his dick.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  It's like-

• 1:05Speaker 02

  It's not bad.

• 1:05Speaker 03

  The cut?

• 1:06Speaker 02

  Everyone's like, bring it up. Bring it up.

• 1:08Bunnie XO?

  I want to see the trailer. Dude, I can't fucking stand Wicker furniture.

• 1:12Speaker 02

  The comments are crazy. Everyone's like, I mean-

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Do I find this on YouTube or?

• 1:18Bunnie XO?

  Damn, they got the dong on the tube?

• 1:21Speaker 02

  On the UK trailer only though.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  UK-

• 1:24Speaker 02

  But the comments on this are wild.

• 1:26Bunnie XO?

  Is the dong big? What's the comments?

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Clearly it's a little popular.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  It's not bad. It's from far away. You can see it, but of course, everyone-

• 1:33Speaker 03

  The bush or no bush?

• 1:34Bunnie XO?

  Is it uncircumcised?

• 1:36Speaker 02

  No bush.

• 1:36Bunnie XO?

  Cause it's in Europe, is it uncircumcised? Do we have an anteater?

• 1:39Speaker 01

  It's got our friend in it.

• 1:41Bunnie XO?

  Is it an anteater?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  But you can like, there's this one part where he's laying down and you hear like, you hear it like stretching, whatever. And everyone's like, you know what that is, right?

• 1:53Bunnie XO?

  Getting a boner.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god. I fucking hate Wicker. It pisses me off. I had to grow up with Wicker furniture.

• 1:59Speaker 01

  I love a good Wicker.

• 2:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I like Wicker.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  Would.

• 2:02Bunnie XO?

  You would.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  Not the ads.

• 2:06Bunnie XO?

  Is this it?

• 2:06Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 2:07Speaker 01

  That's our friend.

• 2:08Bunnie XO?

  Oh, it's definitely not washed.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  I love him.

• 2:12Bunnie XO?

  Oh, it's our guy?

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:13Bunnie XO?

  Is it his dong?

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 2:15Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  He creates him.

• 2:17Bunnie XO?

  I was kinda looking forward to it if it was his.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Definitely an original movie.

• 2:22Bunnie XO?

  I fucking hate Wicker. God, looking at it pisses me off.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Cause I don't like this.

• 2:30Speaker 02

  It's the part, okay, it might be right here. There.

• 2:32Speaker 01

  Oh, yep. It was hanging.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Listen.

• 2:36Bunnie XO?

  Okay, turn it off.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:38Bunnie XO?

  Who can?

• 2:39Speaker 03

  Oh hey.

• 2:39Bunnie XO?

  Not her banging the Wicker weener dude.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:42Bunnie XO?

  Are you kidding? What the fuck? And we get flagged if we cuss on YouTube? Like what the hell?

• 2:50Speaker 01

  Front row.

• 2:52Bunnie XO?

  Alright.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  Imagine getting like one of the, you know, sometimes Wicker breaks.

• 2:55Bunnie XO?

  It's probably gonna be a fucking-

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Imagine getting a splinter in your vagina.

• 3:00Bunnie XO?

  I just got a visual, like a delayed visual dude. And this is probably gonna be a fucking box office hit.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  Oh, for sure, bro.

• 3:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Fucking only Haley would know about this shit. This is your FYP. This is your flip for sure.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  This is my flip.

• 3:15Bunnie XO?

  Alright, well, we are back and we are recovering. We have been in Nashville just chilling and you know, we gotta clear something up.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's clear some hair up, guys.

• 3:24Bunnie XO?

  We gotta clear something up because the internet is in an uproar because they think that I'm leaving Crunchy and Smore.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  How dare they?

• 3:31Bunnie XO?

  I would never. I have spent every day with Crunchy and Smore since I've been home. Crunchy is so spoiled now that he literally tried to attack me yesterday because he didn't want me to leave. Um, but I need you guys to understand something. The Cali home is a vacation home.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're not moving.

• 3:48Bunnie XO?

  If I need to do a fucking podcast run out there, we have it, but Nashville will always be home. This is my peace. This is like where I come to zen out and just heal and um, yeah, I could never, ever, ever leave my animals. Ever. I saw some girl made a video the other day and she's like, what about Crunch? Like dude, when I'm gone, they're, they love our new farmhand, Wit, so much that they, Smore goes up to him and like snuggles with him. Smore will not even snuggle with me. Like they're so well taken care of. And do you guys know how many people have animals that travel? Like, you guys, it's-

• 4:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're gonna bring them on the plane.

• 4:26Bunnie XO?

  Stop putting so much pressure on your girl. I'm just trying to live my life. Yeah, but like, you know, you guys, just let your girl fucking live a little.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're, you know, just having fun right now. So this is your fun vacation home when it, the weather gets, because honestly, you guys, it's rained every day this entire summer in Nashville.

• 4:44Bunnie XO?

  And when it snows out here, like I like a break from the snow. I would like to go see fucking sunshine in the middle of December when my depression hits, you know, so I've just always wanted a west coast house.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  And you have so many friends out there too. It's nice to be able to just go and get a break.

• 4:59Bunnie XO?

  So many friends.

• 5:03Bunnie XO?

  For till it's a baby. She said, no, no. Alright, so anyways, yeah, I'm glad we cleared that up, guys. No, um-

• 5:14Speaker 01

  No moving. We're not moving.

• 5:15Bunnie XO?

  No leaving the Crunchy, no leaving the Smorkle, Nova and Donk.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  You've also worked so hard on your new home. I don't think people realize this has been like a long journey. This will always be home. Nashville is like where our heart is.

• 5:27Bunnie XO?

  That house is customized to me and it's still being fucking decorated and I'm, I'm living in a construction zone right now, but-

• 5:33Speaker 01

  Every day.

• 5:35Bunnie XO?

  It's good. I'm getting through it.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:38Bunnie XO?

  Fucking just, this year has been um, interesting to say the least. Um, but I've learned so much about myself this year. I am so fucking patient now, like-

• 5:49Speaker 01

  You really are.

• 5:50Bunnie XO?

  You like, sometimes you have to check my pulse because I'm so relaxed about things.

• 5:53Speaker 01

  You're kicked back about everything. Nothing gets you in a tizzy.

• 5:56Bunnie XO?

  Patience has been a virtue for me this year and I kinda dig it.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 6:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm just like, whatever, go with the flow.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  And everything always works out.

• 6:05Bunnie XO?

  Everything always works out. I've learned that when you don't chase, you attract and it is so real dude, like-

• 6:10Speaker 01

  So true.

• 6:11Bunnie XO?

  It's so real. Like there's nothing in the world that you can't have as long as you don't chase it. When you chase it, you're kind of like gripping it with like closed fists, but when you just hold shit like this, it just like flies into your hand like little butterflies.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Oh, I was on the back half of the property the other day and there was three little butterflies and it was a black and blue one and two blonde.

• 6:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Literally right where your house is.

• 6:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  Literally three of us together and they were just all flying around each other.

• 6:42Bunnie XO?

  No, you don't ever capture a butterfly.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  We can make a little house for them.

• 6:46Bunnie XO?

  No, they have to be free, baby. We're free butterflies ourselves. What would we do? Well, how do we act when we get captured?

• 6:52Speaker 01

  What happens when your cage didn't lock down, Haley?

• 6:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  How do we, what do we do?

• 6:57Bunnie XO?

  I know, but we can have pets out in nature.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  We should grow butterflies. Can we grow butterflies when we get back?

• 7:03Bunnie XO?

  That would be awesome.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  Olivia did that one year. It was so much fun and they were all monarchs.

• 7:07Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  And then she let them off in the backyard and he hung around for like two days and then took off.

• 7:12Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  You know, let's do it.

• 7:13Bunnie XO?

  So beautiful.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  Mordoring the kit.

• 7:16Bunnie XO?

  Let's do it. What's the fucking barn gonna be built is what I want to know.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Ah, the permitting is-

• 7:22Bunnie XO?

  I need horses ASAP. Let's go, let's go.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Oh, I can't wait. I cannot wait for the horses to be in the backyard. Um, but we did get uh, a new home for our chickens and they are living their best little life right now. And did you see her post them?

• 7:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Oh my gosh, they're living their best little life out at Marissa's house right now.

• 7:40Bunnie XO?

  Is she the one that took the pigs too?

• 7:41Speaker 01

  No.

• 7:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay.

• 7:42Speaker 01

  No, no, Marissa's uh, what's?

• 7:44Speaker 02

  Charlie's.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Charlie's, the songwriters, yeah. They ended up taking them and they, she keeps sending me like screenshots from their farm group chat and they're like, we named this one um, Sally-

• 7:54Bunnie XO?

  Sally Jesse Raphael?

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's one of the chickens' names.

• 7:56Bunnie XO?

  I love that. That is so fucking funny.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  This one's so friendly. I was like, I know, it's a sweet little baby. They literally are. I'm so excited. I know, that's why we're not bringing them.

• 8:06Bunnie XO?

  Fucking hate them. That was the one stipulation when they, I was like, listen, man, if we're gonna cohabitate together, you can't be the crazy bird lady. I was like, I cannot fucking handle bird shit everywhere.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  4:30 this morning, Jimmy C started. It was rough. Yeah.

• 8:19Bunnie XO?

  No, are you not getting rid of the roosters?

• 8:21Speaker 01

  We are, they're going to different families. We had so many roosters, they couldn't all go to one farm because they already had roosters. So like these roosters are going to them, these roosters are going to them. Yeah.

• 8:31Bunnie XO?

  Alright.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  Can I bring my turkey?

• 8:34Bunnie XO?

  Just one fucking turkey on the property?

• 8:36Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  He's in the back.

• 8:38Bunnie XO?

  Isn't he gonna be lonely though? Like-

• 8:40Speaker 02

  I'll hang with him.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Won't be lonely long.

• 8:42Bunnie XO?

  I know. If he's lonely now, um, yeah.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  Let him free in the back.

• 8:48Bunnie XO?

  I feel like we need a girlfriend for him or something dude.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  I don't know. He like, he's attached to people. He's not attached to other birds because he's been alone after we lost Roseanne. So he just kinda hangs out.

• 8:58Bunnie XO?

  Alright.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, he loves, he loves cows. He loves donkeys.

• 9:02Bunnie XO?

  I'm down for a turkey.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Lone turkey.

• 9:04Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah. I'm gonna have to figure it out. Uh, Honey, you tried to mount someone the other day.

• 9:10Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 9:12Speaker 01

  She's a girl though.

• 9:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and she's little.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  She's tiny. She's a lap donkey. It's literally you. You're Miss Honey.

• 9:23Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. Where did she, that's a learned behavior.

• 9:25Speaker 01

  I don't know. I have no idea where it came from.

• 9:28Bunnie XO?

  Where'd she learn that from?

• 9:30Speaker 01

  Not on our farm.

• 9:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you guys fucking in the woods and shit.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  I've got neighbors. I can't.

• 9:34Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you just fuck in our woods?

• 9:36Speaker 01

  There's no neighbors back there.

• 9:37Bunnie XO?

  Did he come on a tree?

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Came in me.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 9:42Bunnie XO?

  Wowza. Are we trying for another baby?

• 9:45Speaker 01

  Fuck no, that factory is shut down, guys. No, my baby fever is gonna come out with you.

• 9:49Bunnie XO?

  Oh fuck.

• 9:50Speaker 01

  My little nugget.

• 9:51Bunnie XO?

  Oh my goodness. Alright, so let's talk about the, what did we pick today for the subject? Cause I, we have been, you guys, listen, I don't know if it's like Ask Tell Confess is just picking up or whatever on YouTube, but-

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 10:04Bunnie XO?

  So many people have sent in stories and it's just, it's crazy. We might have to do a part two because there's so many of them, but-

• 10:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, we were talking about vacation homes because we're so excited about our vacation home in LA and we figured we want to hear your craziest vacations.

• 10:17Bunnie XO?

  Craziest vacation? I got worse vacations, so.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Oh, I love it. I can't wait. I got some pretty gnarly vacation stories.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  I don't think any of mine were good.

• 10:25Bunnie XO?

  I mean, who wants to hear about a good vacation? Nobody, I don't.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  I want to hear crazy.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:29Bunnie XO?

  Exactly. Like, who cares that you had a good fucking vacation? Alright, who wants to kick this off?

• 10:35Speaker 01

  You, you kick it off.

• 10:37Bunnie XO?

  Oh fuck, put me on the spot right there. Alright, hold on. To me.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  I'm getting my bifocals.

• 10:42Bunnie XO?

  Hold on, let me get my bifocals on. Paige Van Zant, the fighter, I love her to death. Fucking so hot. You guys go check out her OnlyFans. She's fucking amazing. Um, she wrote in and she said, went to Alaska on Christmas Eve, drank too much champagne in the hot tub, woke up alone on the couch with a broken foot and shit on the table. Not sure whose, but I was alone downstairs. So, went the rest of the trip in Alaska on crutches in the snow, ate shit like 10 times. I waited about six months before I told my family about the table shit. I spent all day Christmas Day in the ER getting a Casput on.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Bro, what?

• 11:23Bunnie XO?

  Why do people shit on things when they get drunk?

• 11:26Speaker 01

  That's insane.

• 11:27Bunnie XO?

  Me either.

• 11:28Speaker 01

  I wish I could shit that easy.

• 11:30Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I wish I could shit that easy. I have to like concentrate, you know, and like wiggle around to get stuff out.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  There's no. You probably did that check.

• 11:38Bunnie XO?

  I just did with you and I have the most beautiful butthole ever.

• 11:42Speaker 01

  You look great.

• 11:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they on the inside, my butthole is great. Um, yeah, so shout out Paige. Everybody's shitting when they're fucking drunk. I just don't, I don't get it, dude.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Was it the coffee table, you think?

• 11:56Bunnie XO?

  She said a pool table, right? She shit on the pool table?

• 11:59Speaker 03

  If it's a pool, that you can't scrub that out. That's gonna be there for a second.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  That is in the fabric.

• 12:03Bunnie XO?

  And but here's the thing, you can, this is gonna be so graphic, but you can't poop without peeing.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  Oh, it's wet. Do you think if it was a pool table, do you think she did it, tried to get it in the hole?

• 12:15Speaker 03

  That's a really hard.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just thought of it.

• 12:20Bunnie XO?

  How do you know?

• 12:22Speaker 01

  Bleep this name, Jason. [BLEEP] said when we accidentally left him, [BLEEP] he pooped in the hole of one of the golf courses on the way back because he had to shit so bad and it was such a long walk.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  I didn't know that.

• 12:36Bunnie XO?

  Tell them that earlier.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  Oh my god.

• 12:40Bunnie XO?

  My god.

• 12:42Speaker 01

  He told me that this last trip.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  He just told me this.

• 12:48Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I'm fucking saying something to him when I see him. That is so.

• 12:52Speaker 01

  Ask him about pooping.

• 12:53Bunnie XO?

  How do you, those holes are small.

• 12:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, how to be really good aim.

• 12:57Bunnie XO?

  Bro, he hovered. He left off.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:03Bunnie XO?

  He literally, he fucking hovered, dude.

• 13:06Speaker 01

  Do you think he was holding on to the pole?

• 13:08Bunnie XO?

  Stop.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  You gotta take the pole out, I think, to go with.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  And that's like what he used as a crutch?

• 13:14Bunnie XO?

  Okay, but hold on. Think about the person who hits a ball in one of those and has to.

• 13:18Speaker 01

  They stick their hand in it.

• 13:20Bunnie XO?

  It just sticks.

• 13:27Bunnie XO?

  You go to reach for the ball and there's literally just a log, a log right there.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  That wasn't that long ago either.

• 13:34Bunnie XO?

  And he eats pretty healthy. So there's definitely corn or broccoli in there too.

• 13:39Speaker 01

  He said it's a nice color.

• 13:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got some weight.

• 13:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  He told me and Jason the story, so I know it's true.

• 13:47Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking funny. Yeah, that is so fucking funny, dude.

• 13:50Speaker 01

  Bleep that name and blur my.

• 13:52Bunnie XO?

  I love that people get so, um,

• 13:56Bunnie XO?

  comfortable with us that they just divulge information.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  I love it. I love to get people very vulnerable and let them just tell me the wildest shit is my favorite.

• 14:03Bunnie XO?

  And then air it out.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  And then air it out, yeah.

• 14:06Bunnie XO?

  We don't even blackmail people because we don't care to blackmail them. We just want the information to share with all of you guys at home.

• 14:12Speaker 01

  A hundred percent. Someone the other day was like, I can't tell you that piece of information because I feel like you, Haley and Bunny will talk about it on the podcast. I said, I would never. And I was like, go ahead and tell me.

• 14:21Bunnie XO?

  Already texted us in the group chat.

• 14:23Speaker 01

  Guys, we got info.

• 14:24Bunnie XO?

  Oh, don't ever come to us and tell one of us to keep a secret because the whole fucking coven knows. There's no way.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  It is in the group chat immediately.

• 14:31Bunnie XO?

  Absolutely.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  We share all photos. We share.

• 14:35Bunnie XO?

  Probably why men are scared.

• 14:36Speaker 01

  We'll blackmail each other with the photos last night.

• 14:38Bunnie XO?

  Oh no, we don't blackmail it. Oh, that.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  She was about to say nope.

• 14:45Bunnie XO?

  We make each other's contact fucking pictures.

• 14:48Speaker 01

  Bro, hold on. Let me, let me share this voice note from Bunny last night.

• 14:53Bunnie XO?

  Oh fuck.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Because I've never heard you laugh this fucking hard, bro.

• 14:56Bunnie XO?

  We were crying.

• 14:58Speaker 01

  This was my favorite. Let me just tell you, I blackmailed her and I ended up with.

• 15:05Bunnie XO?

  I fucking hate you.

• 15:09Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I said something about.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  Uh, she sent me this like cute.

• 15:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 01

  Right? From that.

• 15:18Bunnie XO?

  Oh, he's so hot.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  That.

• 15:21Bunnie XO?

  I was like, I was like, no, be sweet to him and then.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, from other.

• 15:25Bunnie XO?

  And then she was like, yes.

• 15:27Speaker 01

  It's like that other.

• 15:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was like, no, be sweet to him. And she was like, boom, just fucking poked my eye out. I was like, bro, it was so fucking funny.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  Also, like my kids are like in the bed and I'm like holding my phone like this. Trying to text you.

• 15:42Bunnie XO?

  Bro, all I know is I got a video this week that is.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  She said I fell out of my bed.

• 15:49Bunnie XO?

  I, I mean, okay, it was one of those videos where you literally press play, don't know. Don't know what to expect and then it's, it happens and you're just like, like it literally took my.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  Look away though.

• 16:06Bunnie XO?

  Breath away. Like it was.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  How do you look away from that?

• 16:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I didn't. I didn't look away. I measured every inch with my eyeballs. Okay, it was, yeah.

• 16:15Speaker 01

  The tremble in your voice right now?

• 16:17Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I'm scared. Like that.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  I did show Jaime.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like an old Dish Network remote, not like the new ones where they're like.

• 16:23Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 16:27Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I don't even know what I did. I don't know. I don't know.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  When [BLEEP] all it yesterday?

• 16:34Bunnie XO?

  Oh god.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  She [BLEEP].

• 16:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:38Speaker 01

  Oh, you showed [BLEEP].

• 16:40Bunnie XO?

  We were, oh yeah, I have her.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  What'd she say?

• 16:43Bunnie XO?

  Just bleep, just bleep her name. I have her cracking up all the fucking time, dude. She is literally like, it's the funniest.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  She said, I've never been.

• 16:51Bunnie XO?

  She said, I've never been blessed with one of those. One of those has never found me. I was like me either sister until fucking two years ago.

• 16:58Speaker 01

  That is so funny.

• 17:00Bunnie XO?

  No, it was crazy. Um, yeah. So anyways, you got a story for us?

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's, we're all hot and bothered over here.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  No, it's a little, why, why is it so hot in here right now?

• 17:10Bunnie XO?

  I'm glad I watched Twitter. I'm glad I watched Twitter.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, we ruined everyone's algorithm with that.

• 17:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  This one's short and sweet. It said, this person got married in Turkey randomly, and I don't even know where my marriage certificate is. I need more information on this. How do you just go to Turkey and marry someone? Also, is that legal?

• 17:31Bunnie XO?

  Uh, I, don't you have to go through like customs and get a green card and all that shit?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  I would like to know about that.

• 17:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I need to know too.

• 17:39Bunnie XO?

  I don't believe that. I feel like there was a lot of planning that went into that.

• 17:43Speaker 01

  Hmm. Imagine getting married, you know, wasn't there like a movie about that where they get like married on a vacation?

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Uh, there's a couple. There's, um, what happens in Vegas with Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz. Then there's.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  That's like that guy trying to.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  The proposal.

• 17:58Bunnie XO?

  Is what happens in Vegas with Cameron Diaz or with, um, Brittany Murphy?

• 18:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I thought it was Brittany Murphy.

• 18:05Bunnie XO?

  It was Brittany Murphy because I met them whenever they were on, doing the tour for that movie.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  As.

• 18:11Speaker 01

  This is insane.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Pretty sure. She's taking a selfie in the middle of the.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, in the middle of the podcast. We did a whole photo shoot.

• 18:18Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I'm busy, guys. I got, I got a whole nother life to worry about.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  You clearly do.

• 18:22Speaker 03

  Crazy.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, no.

• 18:24Bunnie XO?

  You guys are the ones that make me work all the time.

• 18:26Speaker 01

  Let's put these selfies in the podcast, Jason. Okay, so I want you, as it's happening, to laugh selfies onto the screen.

• 18:34Bunnie XO?

  Add a random sound effect to each one too.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, that would be great. Just a little montage, like ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching.

• 18:40Speaker 03

  You guys like when corn dogs are crispy or soft?

• 18:43Bunnie XO?

  Crispy. You can't have a fucking soggy ass corn dog.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  Half soggy dog.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  I feel like Haley would like that.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  You like soft?

• 18:53Bunnie XO?

  I do like when they're a little crispy, but not too hard. Sonics are great.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  Show me how you eat the, the butt nugget of the corn dog off the stick.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  I try to see how far I can get the stick.

• 19:04Bunnie XO?

  The butt nugget?

• 19:05Speaker 01

  Like you know the little hard part at the end of a corn dog? How do you get, do you, I, show me how you eat it.

• 19:10Bunnie XO?

  I bring it up. I bring it up on the stick.

• 19:13Speaker 01

  I would assume.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Just shaving your teeth on that wooden stick. Oh, that hits my stimulation so hard. I don't like.

• 19:22Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah.

• 19:23Speaker 01

  The wooden, wooden, imagine running your teeth over that.

• 19:28Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I'll fucking barf. I hate that too. Whenever you do, um, popsicles.

• 19:35Bunnie XO?

  Bitch, you all right today?

• 19:39Speaker 01

  It just made my insides hurt.

• 19:40Bunnie XO?

  Damn, between you and Matt, I can't handle it. You guys are gonna make me fucking puke.

• 19:46Speaker 01

  I don't like that.

• 19:48Bunnie XO?

  I had to send him a cute little selfie. It's cute, right?

• 19:52Speaker 01

  I'm blind. I can't see.

• 19:54Bunnie XO?

  I like it.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  Very good.

• 19:59Bunnie XO?

  Listen, they should have never let me in the streets. I fucking love it here.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:05Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  Welcome.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  I'm trying to catch up.

• 20:10Bunnie XO?

  You've been trying to get me in the streets forever, sister. And now we had so much fun together in fucking Cali, dude.

• 20:15Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 20:16Bunnie XO?

  Girl.

• 20:17Speaker 01

  I'm still recovering.

• 20:18Bunnie XO?

  Oof, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready to go.

• 20:20Speaker 01

  Okay, um, nothing terrible, but when my dad and I were in the Bahamas, he was in the shower and I was in the other room and I heard him have a massive orgasm. Hold on. He doesn't know I heard it, but it was pretty scarring.

• 20:33Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking disgusting.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  First off, why?

• 20:35Bunnie XO?

  Secondly, why?

• 20:36Speaker 01

  It's the fact it started off with nothing terrible, but.

• 20:41Speaker 01

  That's really terrible, actually.

• 20:42Bunnie XO?

  Was he whacking off or was he fucking somebody?

• 20:46Speaker 01

  If he's in the shower, he's probably alone.

• 20:48Bunnie XO?

  Why are you coming that loud in the shower by yourself?

• 20:53Bunnie XO?

  Like, why are you doing that?

• 20:55Speaker 03

  He probably thought he was alone and she probably came back to like, get a sandwich.

• 20:59Bunnie XO?

  Simply pass away. There's no fucking way.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  I could never look at my dad again.

• 21:03Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 21:04Speaker 01

  I would call you out on it. What the fuck are you doing in there and why are you doing it with me in the fucking house?

• 21:08Bunnie XO?

  I'd have knocked on the door and I'd be like, stop.

• 21:12Bunnie XO?

  On the wall, just pissed off. You better fucking knock it off. What the fuck are you doing?

• 21:20Speaker 01

  I like this voice. I like that voice. I'd be so fucking.

• 21:24Bunnie XO?

  That's cool. Dude, that's a line that you don't cross.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  No, why are we doing that?

• 21:30Bunnie XO?

  Their fucking dad doing weird shit.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  Ew.

• 21:34Bunnie XO?

  Triggering.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:36Speaker 01

  Ew.

• 21:36Bunnie XO?

  Read my book.

• 21:39Bunnie XO?

  Read my book and you'll understand why.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  God, Jaime, you got one?

• 21:43Speaker 03

  I do, actually.

• 21:44Speaker 01

  Everyone really liked you on camera, Jaime.

• 21:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they did. They loved you.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  You got good one liners.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 21:50Speaker 01

  I don't know if I'm still high from last night, but Jaime was so funny today.

• 21:55Bunnie XO?

  You gotta smile for a picture.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  Do you do the same thing? I did middle finger. I assumed it was to him.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 22:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  I would have done peace sign if it was the other one. Just kidding.

• 22:10Bunnie XO?

  Nice. Well, I thought it was for Facebook.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  Okay, go ahead, Jaime.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  Alrighty, so gave my man, sorry, gave my man head drunk in the shower in Mexico.

• 22:24Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I read this one.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  You'd read that one?

• 22:26Bunnie XO?

  Yep, go ahead.

• 22:27Speaker 03

  Passionate as hell with the water running. That's how she wrote it, running.

• 22:32Bunnie XO?

  Running.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  Must have, must have swallowed some water and the next day had the runs for the next, for the rest of the trip.

• 22:41Bunnie XO?

  That's the worst.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  Mexico water will fuck you up.

• 22:45Bunnie XO?

  See, I, I've been to Mexico a few times and I never had a problem with the water, never had a problem with the ice, but I literally went out there one time and I had a rash that started right here that went down my chest and it was so itchy. I looked like elephant skin. I had to have a fucking doctor come and give me a shot in Mexico of like a steroid shot to make the swelling go down and disappear.

• 23:09Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:10Speaker 03

  Did it work, though?

• 23:11Bunnie XO?

  Oh, like that.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  Do Mexican drugs?

• 23:14Speaker 01

  Mexican drugs are weird.

• 23:15Bunnie XO?

  Let's talk about Europe drugs. I was just about to say, I learned when we were in Europe, dude.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  I still have the nasal spray.

• 23:20Bunnie XO?

  I straight up had a fucking fever. I haven't had a fever in God knows how long, a hundred and something degree fever. I mean, my worst fucking fear came about while we were abroad and I have never had antibiotics, Tylenol and whatever else they fucking prescribed me, literally was like within 24 hours.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  We all were, well, we all were sick, but we all were better the next day.

• 23:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was the time you accidentally gave her the throat spray and she nasal shot it.

• 23:48Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I forgot about that.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Nasal shot. What was supposed to go down her throat? She was like, why am I numb? It's burning. And did the other nose.

• 23:59Bunnie XO?

  No, it was bad.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  That was so funny, dude.

• 24:03Bunnie XO?

  Uh, dude.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  None of us could read it.

• 24:06Bunnie XO?

  No, we were all taking shit that wasn't in English.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:09Bunnie XO?

  We were just, we were Googling.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  On French.

• 24:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we were Googling like paracetamol or something like that was Tylenol and then like I needed a Z pack and they're like, what's a Z pack? And I'm like, I don't know, antibiotics? Like I needed something and I had, oh dude, it was crazy. But yeah, any sort of medication that is outside of the US, top tier.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, a hundred percent. You can go up to Mexico like on just like a street corner.

• 24:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  And get whatever the hell you want.

• 24:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  Viagra.

• 24:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I actually went to Tijuana one time.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  There we go.

• 24:40Bunnie XO?

  I actually went to Tijuana one time. I was so drunk. I was at, um, this place called Cheyenne Saloon in Las Vegas where they do like, um, it's a place where like bands go and they just have like Battle of the Bands and stuff like that. This is back in my Xanax days, so I was quite wild and, um, we were in the parking lot and I'm like, let's go to fucking Tijuana and see the donkey show. And so I literally bullied, bullied my friends. I was like, you fucking bitch, you don't want to go to Tijuana. I like just so fucked up, right? Made my car full of friends, drive nine hours to Tijuana, right? Nine fucking hours from Vegas to Tijuana.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  It's not even fun on hour three.

• 25:20Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I woke up sober and hungover in Tijuana and was so mad that they brought me to fucking Tijuana that I made them, I went to the pharmacy, bought a whole bunch of fucking blue Valiums and some other pills from there because this is like back in the day when you could get like hydrocodone, you can go, literally go to Mexico, walk into a freaking pharmacy, buy all the pills you could possibly want and leave. We were there for 30 minutes and I made everybody leave and go home and drive me back home.

• 25:47Bunnie XO?

  Terrible, terrible.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Bro, that's the wildest.

• 25:50Bunnie XO?

  What? Terrible fucking human.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  That's the worst vacation story ever. That's the worst vacation story.

• 25:54Bunnie XO?

  Terrible human I was. Yes. I mean, I was strung out on fucking pills and drugs.

• 25:58Speaker 01

  How dare you take me to Tijuana?

• 25:59Bunnie XO?

  How dare you bring me to Tijuana after I bullied you to bringing me to fucking Tijuana, you know, like.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 26:05Bunnie XO?

  God, I could never imagine being like that now and thank God I'm, I'm freaking sober, but man, back then pills were, had a, had a hold of me. So you act like a completely different human.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  It did. I liked the pills after the surgery we just had a lot.

• 26:20Bunnie XO?

  I couldn't take them. I took them for like, uh, the day of because I was in so much pain and then after that, I was just like.

• 26:25Speaker 01

  Every single one of them. Jason goes, you need to chill. Said, you're a month out.

• 26:36Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking funny.

• 26:38Speaker 01

  I know. I went on like a crazy pill bender and then like went and drank 10 days straight with you guys. And I came home and I was like, oh, that's crazy. Relapsed on THC. It's a whole thing.

• 26:48Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I took edibles last night.

• 26:50Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 26:51Bunnie XO?

  Did you see us? We both said.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, won't, won't be me.

• 26:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Poor Haley, you haven't fucking eaten an edible or smoked weed since.

• 26:58Speaker 01

  Never again.

• 26:59Bunnie XO?

  Never. When she had her ego death.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  That was crazy. On a plane.

• 27:03Bunnie XO?

  No, not only did Haley fucking have an ego death, she had to travel and work in between that ego death. And it was like important shit. So we were like landed, had to drive to fucking Utah.

• 27:14Speaker 01

  Don't remember doing your makeup. Don't remember anything from that.

• 27:16Bunnie XO?

  Dude.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, she was literally in the corner of an airplane just like fucking tripped up.

• 27:21Bunnie XO?

  Fucked it off. She made me never want to fucking try weed again, dude.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, no, it was a good time. No, I was really happy last night.

• 27:28Bunnie XO?

  All right, guys, we're gonna do a part two because we didn't get to tell too many of you guys a story. So next week we will do a lot more vacation stories. Love you guys. See you guys next week. Bye.