Ask, Tell, Confess: This One Had Us Gagging

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven dives into some of the most outrageous listener stories yet. From hookup disasters, balcony adventures, strip club confessions, and absolutely horrifying bathroom mishaps to questionable hygiene habits that will leave you speechless, this episode goes completely off the rails. But beneath the laughs, there's also a powerful and emotional confession from a woman navigating life while her husband serves a life sentence after protecting their daughter. The Coven opens up about loyalty, sacrifice, prison relationships, and the difficult reality of choosing your own happiness when life takes an unexpected turn. Equal parts chaotic, hilarious, and emotional, this episode is packed with jaw-dropping stories, unfiltered conversations, and the kind of honesty that makes Ask, Tell, Confess what it is. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

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• 0:17Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome to another Ask Tell La La La La La La La La La La

• 0:37Speaker 01

  That first whistle was like pre-cum.

• 0:39Bunnie XO?

  Ooh.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  A little edging?

• 0:42Bunnie XO?

  Ugh. You guys ever been with a dude who's like, has so much pre-cum their dick is wet all the time?

• 0:50Speaker 01

  I'm gonna have to, yeah, I'm gonna have to say no on that one.

• 0:53Bunnie XO?

  That's a no for me, dog. Have you?

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Wet all the time?

• 0:57Bunnie XO?

  Just like anytime they are excited, the pre-cum just fucking shoots out of their dick.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  I think so. It's like, calm down.

• 1:03Bunnie XO?

  It's just wet, yeah.

• 1:04Speaker 02

  Like chill out.

• 1:05Bunnie XO?

  It's so gross.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  It's a little much.

• 1:07Bunnie XO?

  I hate it. I can't, I can't handle it.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  It is a little much.

• 1:09Bunnie XO?

  I'd like them dry.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  Okay, I don't like them dry.

• 1:12Bunnie XO?

  I like my bones dry.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:15Bunnie XO?

  I don't want it so wet that you could jack it off with it though, you know, like that's wet.

• 1:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20Bunnie XO?

  You get like that?

• 1:21Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  I don't have any idea about that.

• 1:23Speaker 03

  Um, I would say that I, I wouldn't have any comments. I've never experienced stuff like that.

• 1:28Bunnie XO?

  You don't have pre-cum?

• 1:29Speaker 03

  I do, just not like that.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  You've never felt a guy's dick with pre-cum?

• 1:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32Speaker 03

  No, not a lot.

• 1:33Bunnie XO?

  You've never jacked off a friend?

• 1:39Bunnie XO?

  Never just fucking reached over and gave him the old handy J?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, everyone does it.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  I've thought about it, but no, never have.

• 1:47Bunnie XO?

  You have thought about it?

• 1:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I have a lot of thoughts.

• 1:50Bunnie XO?

  Hmm, let me hear some of them.

• 1:51Speaker 03

  Um, I figured out that there's a, I didn't know that chickens and hens were like the same thing.

• 1:58Bunnie XO?

  No, we're talking about you jacking off your friends.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, different kind of cock.

• 2:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. I want to know more about this. You just found out chickens were chickens?

• 2:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I didn't know that, um, like when someone said hen, I thought that was different than a chicken.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Go back to the dicks.

• 2:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. So how often do you think about jacking off your friends?

• 2:14Speaker 03

  Cause never.

• 2:15Bunnie XO?

  A couple people were offended that you were defending the person um on the podcast a couple of weeks ago. With the shitting in the mouth.

• 2:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I saw that. I just, I'm not a kink shamer. I get, I don't know. It's just if he's not hurting anybody, I wouldn't share like a cup with him.

• 2:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  You know?

• 2:33Speaker 02

  A cup of what?

• 2:34Speaker 03

  Like orange juice. I don't know. Like a water bottle. I wouldn't like actively share things with that person, like a vape.

• 2:43Speaker 01

  Oh, poop vape is wild.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, but no, yeah, the people were upset.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  This is why you can't drink after.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  What's the difference between a vape and a cup? Your mouth's still on it.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  I know.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  He said he's not doing it.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not doing either with that person. Cause I know that he likes to do that in his spare time.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, but what if he didn't tell you? Like, how many joints have you shared with your friends in the past? What if they were all shit eaters?

• 3:03Speaker 02

  What if they were poop mouth?

• 3:04Speaker 03

  I'm gonna now think about that, so.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  A lot of people be eating butts.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Never again. Actually, that's pretty gross.

• 3:11Bunnie XO?

  Remember back in the old days when people used to sit around in like a smoke circle and everybody would hit the same blunt?

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, back in the day.

• 3:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I mean, I don't know if they still do it.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Oh, they for sure do. Yeah, until I almost died, I was doing it. Anyone that handed me something, I was sharing.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  We had one.

• 3:27Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  You know?

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Very small.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  I don't know where your mouth has been.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  Yes, you do. You always would.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Haley, there's some stories that.

• 3:36Bunnie XO?

  Haley, you've been getting some dick lately.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  Dick down.

• 3:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you've been getting some grandma don't watch anymore, so we could talk about this.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  Revenge body for sure.

• 3:44Bunnie XO?

  You have been getting some dick lately, so we don't know where that mouth has been, girl. Tell everybody how you're getting eaten out on your balcony.

• 3:57Bunnie XO?

  And then sent the dude home afterwards. She said, okay, thanks, bye.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  You guys, let me paint the picture, though. Haley's neighbor is.

• 4:07Bunnie XO?

  Right across the way, yeah. Windows, window, window.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  We literally, I remember looking into your neighbor's home. I know what kind of dog they have.

• 4:16Bunnie XO?

  I know he's a redhead. That's how close he is.

• 4:19Speaker 02

  It was covered by his head.

• 4:22Bunnie XO?

  I know, but you weren't moaning in that alleyway like a fucking alley cat? Meow. Because it's like she's lives in like this alleyway.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Imagine your neighbors being like, is there cats fighting out?

• 4:33Speaker 02

  Well, honestly, like you know, when you're drunk though, and you like really can't hear.

• 4:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so you don't know what was happening.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  So maybe I don't know how loud or I don't know.

• 4:43Bunnie XO?

  Why'd you just send him home afterwards?

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Why did I? Because I don't really like him.

• 4:48Bunnie XO?

  How can I?

• 4:49Speaker 01

  I hope you're not watching this right now. Oh my God.

• 4:52Bunnie XO?

  Sorry. Listen, if you are gonna fucking, no, please be honest. I love that. If you're gonna give me head though, you're definitely sticking your dick in because I don't feel fulfilled after getting head.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  You can't just get head.

• 5:03Bunnie XO?

  Like if you're gonna eat me out, you're sticking it in. Like this is a full-time job. You're not doing fucking.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  I didn't want to.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  Have you been dick down by him before? You know what it's like? Oh, you didn't even know what it was like?

• 5:16Speaker 02

  I didn't want to know what it's like.

• 5:16Bunnie XO?

  Damn, you're just like eat me out and fucking.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  It was my birthday. That was my birthday present.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  What else have you done on this balcony?

• 5:23Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 5:24Bunnie XO?

  You don't like your butthole licked?

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Have you bent over on the balcony?

• 5:26Speaker 02

  I have not. I've never had sex on my balcony. I have performed acts though.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Oh, so this isn't, there's been a lot of mouth usage out there.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Two.

• 5:36Bunnie XO?

  And you're drinking after this bitch.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  I brush my teeth.

• 5:40Bunnie XO?

  Don't matter.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  It doesn't matter.

• 5:43Bunnie XO?

  I may said don't matter.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  Would I drink after you?

• 5:47Bunnie XO?

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• 7:19Speaker 01

  I wore a, I wore a baseball hat to the bar the other night and um.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Lady leans over. I'm sitting at the bar and she goes, "Men or women?" And I said, "Men." Or no, at first I said, "Huh?" And she said, "Men or women?" I said, "Men." And then I paused and I said, "Sometimes women," she goes, "I can tell."

• 7:43Speaker 02

  I was like, "Mimi, no wonder I didn't get hit on because they probably thought we were lesbian." Couple the whole time.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  She holds my hand through every bar because I'm nervous and I don't like a lot of people. Yeah, that was, Jason has really eaten that up.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  Lesbians.

• 7:58Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my gosh. Well, that's why you're getting eaten out at home.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  That's why you didn't get any dude that night. Cause they're like, "I'm not gonna fight that bitch for her." I've already got a really bad resting bitch face. They're like, "I'm not gonna."

• 8:10Bunnie XO?

  And then Jason's like the third wheel.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  Jason didn't go.

• 8:13Bunnie XO?

  Oh, he didn't go.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  There's just me and her, twice now.

• 8:15Bunnie XO?

  How was it though? You guys went to losers, right? With Savannah and Justin?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Yes, that was so much fun.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  That was a lot of fun and then we ended up at regular.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  Good live music, I requested Nickelback.

• 8:23Bunnie XO?

  Oh, good.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Turned everyone up. That was great.

• 8:26Bunnie XO?

  I love it. All right, well, who's gonna kick off this Ask Tell Confess?

• 8:30Speaker 01

  We were talking about pre-cum. I wanna go first.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:33Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:35Bunnie XO?

  Can't get away from it.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  I grew up in a large city. When I was halfway through high school, I moved to bumfuck nowhere. Weirdly enough, I was a city kid that knew no one. I got invited to a party. I saw the cutest guy ever. I told one of my friends, "I'm gonna go on a date with that guy and we are gonna get married one day." I got laughed at so hard, well, he didn't wanna be the guy in the school that dated the city girl. Summer after graduating high school, I bought us a hotel room for a night for his birthday and we were having a little make out sesh laying in his, in our underwear. I go to take off my panties and he comes. As he's taking off his boxers, mind you, we weren't even dating, just a situationship.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  The sex later that night, then we had sex later that night. Two months later, he asked me to be his girlfriend. And I have been dating for six years. And he recently told me that night was the night he lost his virginity.

• 9:32Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that was my next thing. I was gonna say, was he a virgin?

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Yep. And let me tell you, he's the person I am meant to be with, and I want to have his babies.

• 9:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh, well, I love that. That's a sweet story.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  I think that was very.

• 9:45Bunnie XO?

  And at least he fucking.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  Was that one of yours?

• 9:47Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah. At least he, uh, you know, redeemed himself and was able to. He obviously put it on her enough to keep her around.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, they were.

• 9:57Speaker 02

  Did you ever have anyone like that? Like, like as soon as you got naked, they came?

• 10:01Bunnie XO?

  I did have a man want to lose his virginity to me whenever I was a hooker.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  Did you?

• 10:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh, I was his first.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  I told you about the one guy that I literally kid, as soon as I like unzipped his pants, he came.

• 10:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  I've never had that problem, guys.

• 10:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I mean, I know I've had guys who have came. I just can't remember, you know, it's been so long.

• 10:23Speaker 01

  Imagine losing your virginity to that.

• 10:26Bunnie XO?

  And then he kept wanting to book me more, like that whole week. I know, but I was like, I, I had to tell him. I was like, look, dude. You need to go find a good girl.

• 10:37Bunnie XO?

  You need to go find somebody who's gonna love you.

• 10:40Speaker 01

  He fell in love. Falling in love with the stripper? And then they don't talk to you outside the bar?

• 10:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but I told him the truth.

• 10:45Speaker 01

  Happened to you?

• 10:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I told.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Wait, what? Do you remember? It happened to me?

• 10:51Speaker 01

  Do you remember when you befriended that girl and then on the way out, you were like, hey, girl? And she was like.

• 10:58Bunnie XO?

  Oh. Haley doesn't remember these things.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  In Texas. Is this the one I got the lap dance from?

• 11:03Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  Hated it. Hated it. Country paid for a lap dance.

• 11:07Bunnie XO?

  I remember.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I had to go in the corner. I said, we can't do it in front of my friends. And she goes, corner? I said, okay. I'm just sitting there like, what perfume do you wear? It smells good. And then I looked at her, I said, you don't have to do this. I said, we can just sit here. It was so awkward.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  So funny.

• 11:24Bunnie XO?

  It's awkward for dancers too, though. We don't want to just sit there.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  That's why I said, get off. Like, you don't have to do this.

• 11:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, let us move around.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Take the money and go.

• 11:31Bunnie XO?

  I used to love dancing for women. Whenever I was a stripper, I loved it way more than men. Yeah. Way more than. I actually, you know what? I have made men come at the strip club in their pants, dancing for them. Yes. So I have had that happen before too.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  Do they tell you?

• 11:46Bunnie XO?

  I mean, you can normally fill it because it gets wet. And also, a lot of the times, guys go in the strip club, they wear like windbreakers or like really thin material pants. Those are the pros that you know, that you know, come in all the time because they want to feel everything. Yeah.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  They just leave with wet spots?

• 12:05Bunnie XO?

  Pretty much. Yep.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  They're saying.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Oh my.

• 12:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  I literally, they were walking out, I'd be like, ah, I know, she's like outside the club, like, oh, you came.

• 12:17Bunnie XO?

  I'm telling you, men will find a way.

• 12:20Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 12:22Bunnie XO?

  All right, I'm next. Speaking of fucking disgusting men.

• 12:28Bunnie XO?

  I'm getting married soon to my soulmate, but he has a cousin who I've known since kindergarten. This cousin is very horny all the time and he has a very horish personality. He said he's slept with at least 12 women in the last couple of months. He got an STD and decided to share this information at the family cookout a few days ago. Well, after we all ate, I had to go pee, so I went inside, not my house, and caught him squeezing pus out of the head of his dick and he wiped it on the toilet seat and his pants.

• 13:01Bunnie XO?

  The end.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  Excuse me?

• 13:06Bunnie XO?

  If I saw somebody doing that, I would lose my shit. There is no fucking way.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  I would have beat his ass with his dick out. Like, I wouldn't even let you zip up. I would start whooping your ass.

• 13:17Bunnie XO?

  That goes back to touching people's hands and like letting people in your. No.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  I get it.

• 13:24Bunnie XO?

  No. Squeezing pus off their fucking, the head of their dick.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  God. Fucking word. That's on my list.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Who does that? What kind of monster would be like, yeah, you know, and also, why was the door open?

• 13:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I have a lot of questions. And why was she watching for so long to watch him wipe it on the toilet seat and his pants?

• 13:49Speaker 03

  And she would like hear somebody come in?

• 13:53Speaker 01

  How do you not hear someone walk in?

• 13:55Bunnie XO?

  The more I visualize this, the more fucking disgusted I am.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  Unless they were comfortable.

• 13:59Bunnie XO?

  Huh?

• 14:00Speaker 02

  They were comfortable unless.

• 14:01Bunnie XO?

  Unless she's one of the 12?

• 14:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. Could be, never know.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  Oh, we're over here starting rumors. Sorry.

• 14:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. She's marrying her soulmate. Let's not put that on her.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, my bad.

• 14:11Bunnie XO?

  But man, you know.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  I don't like it.

• 14:15Bunnie XO?

  I don't like it either.

• 14:16Speaker 02

  I don't want to be celibate.

• 14:18Bunnie XO?

  It makes me never want to sit on a fucking toilet seat ever again. Or touch anybody's hand.

• 14:24Bunnie XO?

  What did she say?

• 14:25Speaker 02

  She said, yeah, right?

• 14:26Speaker 01

  She said, makes me want to be celibate. I said, yeah, right.

• 14:29Bunnie XO?

  Haley's in her horny era. Her horniness picked up again.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Every time you ovulate, you are so horny.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  It's just during ovulation. Then after those three days, don't fucking text me.

• 14:39Bunnie XO?

  You have a breeding kink then. You like to, you want to be bred.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  No, I don't.

• 14:44Bunnie XO?

  Well, subconsciously you do because you're ovulating and that's when you get pregnant. So your body is like, give me your sperm. I want sperm.

• 14:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I want to get filled up like a big cum dumpster.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  No, I don't do that. I don't want to do that. I don't want kids.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  What did someone say the other day on my comment section? They said, why be a a hostess when you could be a twinkie or a ho ho?

• 15:10Bunnie XO?

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• 16:12Speaker 01

  What's on the outside? Which ones, what one has the little swirl?

• 16:15Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, the hostess is on the outside and the twinkie is filled.

• 16:19Bunnie XO?

  They're both fucking nasty.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  What?

• 16:21Bunnie XO?

  They both taste like plastic.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  Swiss rolls all the way.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  Love a good Hostess cake.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  Swiss rolls are good.

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Swiss rolls?

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, when I was a fat fuck, I loved them.

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Do you remember when Hostess had those like hundred calorie packs though and they had the strawberry little ones?

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Fire. Nope, I've been a full calorie.

• 16:37Bunnie XO?

  All that shit tastes like plastic to me.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  I was on South Beach diet when I was 12, sorry.

• 16:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  Say I'll still eat the Hostess.

• 16:45Bunnie XO?

  Mom trauma.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  And I remember I was on this diet as a kid and you had to take these shots of like these detox shots and then like not eat for 24 hours and all you could have was.

• 16:56Bunnie XO?

  Who the fuck is giving you this shit?

• 16:58Speaker 01

  My pa- my mom.

• 16:59Bunnie XO?

  Susan.

• 17:00Speaker 01

  My mom was big into diets, uh, anything that was in women's world.

• 17:04Bunnie XO?

  I understand making a kid eat healthy, you know, Bailey gets so mad at me and hates me because I make her fucking eat healthy or tried to make her eat healthy, but putting a child on a fucking diet shot or a diet like, you know?

• 17:16Speaker 02

  I was on Special K diet and the, um, South Beach diet. I did the fucking Jillian fucking ab workouts, bro.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Did you have the wheel with the handles?

• 17:26Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 17:27Speaker 02

  I had a shake weight.

• 17:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I had shake weights too.

• 17:30Speaker 02

  I had a fucking shake weight.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  Oh man.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  And I look back and I wasn't even fat.

• 17:33Speaker 01

  I know, same the soup diet where you lived off of soup.

• 17:36Bunnie XO?

  No, that's terrible.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  But my, my lunches would literally be like sugar free Jell-O, cottage cheese and like a cheese string or something.

• 17:45Bunnie XO?

  No, that's terrible to do to a kid, man.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  Insane.

• 17:49Bunnie XO?

  I get not wanting your child to be overweight, but to like.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  I had a chubby face.

• 17:52Bunnie XO?

  You know, but still, that's wrong.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  I was always chubby.

• 17:56Bunnie XO?

  Just change their, try to change their eating habits. It's like, that starts at home.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like, I'm not buying the groceries.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  But what was crazy is we didn't, my mom never kept bad stuff in our house. So it's so weird to me because no, we didn't go to daycares or anything like that. I didn't try white bread for probably the first 12 years of my life. She only carried wheat in our house. Nothing was name brand. Like it was, we didn't have junk food in our house. It's very weird for me to think back like. It was always.

• 18:26Bunnie XO?

  Did you eat like at your friend's house? Cause I know that we didn't have junk food in our house, but if I went over to my friend's house and she had fucking cookies, I'd eat the whole fucking.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  I didn't really go to friends' houses. We were like, we were outside, like, majority of my friend time was just spent like, on the street playing with your friends and you'd come right back to your house and. Yeah, I never went to people's houses like that. It was very strange. Like, I always used to like, my great aunt would carry like junk food and by junk food, I just meant like, um, bagel bites. And I thought that was like, I literally thought having a bagel bite at my great aunt's house was like literally the most top tier thing you could possibly imagine. Cause we never kept stuff like that in the house.

• 19:03Speaker 02

  Bagel Fools?

• 19:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, bitch.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  You remember those?

• 19:06Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 19:07Speaker 02

  Bagel Fools?

• 19:08Bunnie XO?

  I wasn't allowed to eat that shit.

• 19:09Speaker 02

  Do you, Himey?

• 19:10Speaker 03

  No, I wasn't put on a diet as a kid.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, when I was.

• 19:13Bunnie XO?

  We had Hot Pockets.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:15Bunnie XO?

  The ham and cheese ones.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  The ham and pepperoni ones.

• 19:19Bunnie XO?

  The ham and cheese were fire.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  Ham and cheese are life.

• 19:21Bunnie XO?

  They're like so cheesy and just.

• 19:23Speaker 01

  Oh, the burn in your mouth, the first two seconds.

• 19:25Bunnie XO?

  Even as a kid, it was never.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  No, I love.

• 19:29Bunnie XO?

  Alright, go ahead, Haley, you're next. We got way off topic, topic, talking about.

• 19:33Speaker 02

  Um, okay, so, my boyfriend ripped his friend's underwear off of him.

• 19:38Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 19:39Speaker 02

  The friend proceeded to bend over and spread his cheeks and his crack was fully covered in shit that resembled peanut butter and corn. Twenty years later, the guy's nickname is still No Wipe.

• 19:50Bunnie XO?

  Um, so, his friend ripped his pants off of him.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, so can we start there? Why?

• 19:57Speaker 01

  Why are we taking people's underwear off?

• 19:59Speaker 02

  Why are we ripping his underwear off?

• 20:00Bunnie XO?

  I used to stick my hand down my friend's pants and credit card, their assholes, and then make them smell their own asshole.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  You always do that to us.

• 20:05Bunnie XO?

  I haven't touched any of your assholes.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  On the outside.

• 20:08Speaker 02

  Touch my vagina.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  Oh, you've definitely.

• 20:10Bunnie XO?

  Not on the inside, no, I would put my hand down their pants and swipe up.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  She's changed.

• 20:16Bunnie XO?

  One, well, one time, I, one time I did it to my friend. I love her and if you guys ever meet her, you guys will love her to death too. But I did it to my friend and I pulled it out and it smelled like a fucking Big Mac. And it was so rough and no, it didn't matter. How much I washed my hands, the smell was still on it. And I remember we were on the strip eating at McDonald's when it happened. Yeah.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  I don't think I like that.

• 20:41Bunnie XO?

  No, I didn't. I didn't like it either.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  Did that stop you? Did it break the habit?

• 20:44Bunnie XO?

  It did.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  Have you eaten a Big Mac since?

• 20:46Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I love Big Macs.

• 20:47Speaker 01

  That's her.

• 20:48Bunnie XO?

  Have you guys seen the new?

• 20:49Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 20:49Bunnie XO?

  Have you guys seen the new Whoppers that they have that are fucking huge?

• 20:52Speaker 01

  Bro, the Whoppers are back.

• 20:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  The BK CEO has put in his foot in this, man.

• 20:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  Have you guys seen this like comeback? Shout out to the CEO of Burger King.

• 21:05Bunnie XO?

  They're great.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  I saw it after the McDonald's CEO wouldn't take a bite. He was like, like Squidward.

• 21:11Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, he looked like.

• 21:14Bunnie XO?

  I mean, after you heard what fucking McDonald's food is made out of.

• 21:18Speaker 01

  Fun fact.

• 21:20Bunnie XO?

  Don't.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  Sorry, cut that out.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  Bleep that.

• 21:23Bunnie XO?

  Just bleep it.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  I'm about to conspiracy theorists don't know if this is true. The farmers who farm the potatoes for their french fries are forced to spray a chemical on the potato to stop its growth at a very certain point. So there will be no like malfunction typed impurities in the potato itself. And when they do spray, the farmers can't go on their property for 24 hours because it's so toxic.

• 21:49Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 21:50Speaker 01

  But it makes the perfect potato that is then sliced to have the perfect french fry.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  But I'm still eating the fries.

• 21:56Bunnie XO?

  Their food doesn't mold.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  I've seen that where they have the burgers.

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  But then have you seen when Burger King put theirs in theirs and they molded?

• 22:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were like, oh, sorry, ours molds.

• 22:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I mean, that's what fucking food's supposed to do.

• 22:11Speaker 01

  It a hundred percent should mold. But like, have you guys seen where they put like our breads that we eat underwater and it doesn't soak it up? Or you like cream?

• 22:19Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. You squeeze it and then it'll.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  It goes right back into place.

• 22:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  That's so crazy to me.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  I thought we're consuming.

• 22:26Bunnie XO?

  All right, who's next?

• 22:28Speaker 01

  Me. Okay, this one says, I have a confession. This is a very short and sweet one, but she said, a guy and I used to date and I did anal afterwards. I was standing in his kitchen while he was making us chocolate milk. I was wearing nothing but a t-shirt. I sneezed and I shit all over his refrigerator. Please keep me anonymous.

• 22:43Bunnie XO?

  I have this one too. You guys stop doubling up and sending, only send your shit to one of us because a lot of us have been getting like duplicates.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 22:54Bunnie XO?

  Um, that is fucking hilarious. And also.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  He was making them jock. I mean, what do you do after anal?

• 23:00Bunnie XO?

  What do you do after you shit on a fridge?

• 23:02Speaker 03

  Was it Nesquik?

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  I hope it was Ovaltine. It's my favorite. But seriously, like, what are you?

• 23:11Speaker 01

  I don't even know what that is.

• 23:12Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god, I gotta make you some Ovaltine. It's so good.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  My dad loves Ovaltine.

• 23:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:18Speaker 01

  It's like old people chocolate milk.

• 23:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. It's so good.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Okay, but yeah.

• 23:21Bunnie XO?

  And you get all your vitamins in it?

• 23:23Speaker 01

  Why are we shitting?

• 23:25Bunnie XO?

  I mean, but how do you spray like that?

• 23:27Speaker 01

  Do you think it just hadn't tightened back up?

• 23:29Bunnie XO?

  Who cleaned it up? Listen, I've had anal before and my butthole is usually swollen and clamped shut afterwards. So I, I need to see what some of these girls buttholes look like. Because I mean, if you're spraying all over.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Do you think it was gaping?

• 23:42Bunnie XO?

  A rosebud? I don't know. Maybe.

• 23:46Bunnie XO?

  Do you know what a rosebud is?

• 23:47Speaker 03

  I think you explained that to somebody.

• 23:49Bunnie XO?

  Google it right now.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Put it on the TV.

• 23:51Bunnie XO?

  No, okay.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  Hold on.

• 23:53Bunnie XO?

  Fuck. I'm not watching it, but.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  Wait, rosebud?

• 23:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, rosebud anal. Put that.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, you, um.

• 24:00Speaker 02

  I think you showed.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  You scarred Taylor Holder with that. You, you forced Taylor Holder. It was Taylor. He said to this day, you have scarred him.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  He said it on your birthday.

• 24:17Bunnie XO?

  You guys do not Google rosebud unless you want to be fucking grossed out.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  I saw a guy.

• 24:23Bunnie XO?

  Oh, a guy?

• 24:27Speaker 03

  He was like suspended in the air. I don't know.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Oh, what, what exactly did you type in?

• 24:31Bunnie XO?

  What is your shit? God.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  I rosebud.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  That goes based on past searches.

• 24:36Speaker 03

  I went with the first one that it gave me.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  Based on past searches?

• 24:39Speaker 03

  And it was all blurred. I was like, I don't know what I was getting.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  Unblur. That was a surprise.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was, yeah.

• 24:45Bunnie XO?

  Surprise, shorty.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  I didn't know.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  My kid was like, I'm gonna grab a t-shirt to sleep. And I said, okay, dude, tell me why my kid walked out with a rotten.com shirt.

• 24:56Bunnie XO?

  That's hilarious.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  Out of my closet. I said, Olivia, don't tell anyone you're wearing that.

• 25:04Speaker 01

  I remember as a kid, one time my cousin brought up rotten.com and I walked by and a girl was putting a bowling pin inside of her.

• 25:13Bunnie XO?

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• 26:17Bunnie XO?

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• 27:42Bunnie XO?

  But he's been locked up since 2014 and I have held him down from day one. However, I found out he's had and has girlfriends. And I want to know if it'd be, if I'd be a horrible person if I divorced him. He never did this crap when he was home. We've been together since 2006 and I can't stand the disrespect anymore. But he did protect our daughter and I'm feeling super guilty even thinking of divorce. What are your thoughts?

• 28:07Speaker 02

  He can still protect your daughter, but you have to protect yourself.

• 28:10Bunnie XO?

  A hundred percent. 100%. And also, it's like dude's in there for life. Like, does he get conjugal visits or is this all just a fantasy land where he's just...

• 28:21Speaker 02

  Throw away your whole life.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Exactly. You didn't delete the person. He did.

• 28:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and it's not like you guys won't still have a relationship if you get a divorce, but at least you can go frolic and have fun and let him do his thing.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, because he clearly is doing his own thing.

• 28:36Bunnie XO?

  For sure. And the man's never coming home. So, I mean, unless you guys can have conjugal visits, like I was saying, what's the, you know, like, I get that he did a heroic thing and that's amazing that he, you know, was there for your daughter like that, for you guys' daughter, but at the same time, it's like, you guys have been together since 2006, like, there should be a little bit more respect there. But I have heard that men, and I have to be very careful what I say about like prison wives and stuff like that, because I know that it's a very touchy subject and I don't know much about it. But from what I have heard is that these men always do have multiple girlfriends and like some sort of like con going on on the side and this is like just prison. Like everybody

• 29:19Speaker 01

  I've seen that too, all over TikTok, yeah.

• 29:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, everybody in prison just knows that this is like what they do. So it's like, if this is what you signed up for and you want to be a part of it, then rock on. If not, then make yourself happy, dude. You guys have been, you've held him down for a long time.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, if you're having, I always say this, if you're having to ask us, and I think you know your answer.

• 29:39Bunnie XO?

  You know your answer already, yeah. Don't feel bad, though. I mean, like I said, you're still gonna be a part of his life. You'll still probably put money on his books. You'll still probably be there, but you don't have to be romantic and you don't have to worry about getting your heart broke, you know?

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz that's already heartbreaking enough to find out he is having girlfriends.

• 29:54Bunnie XO?

  And are these women going to visit him? Cuz that's fucking hell a disrespected.

• 29:58Speaker 01

  Don't drink after people.

• 29:59Bunnie XO?

  And are these women putting money on his books and holding him down like you are? Or is he just selling them? How do these women even find these men?

• 30:07Speaker 01

  That's, have you not seen that on TikTok?

• 30:09Bunnie XO?

  Uh-uh.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  That's a thing. You can shop them online.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  JPG.

• 30:12Speaker 01

  And create relationships with them. And like that one girl, she like literally found him on one of the websites, created a relationship with him, he got out. And now they like live together and stuff like this is literally, there's an entire community of women who search out these inmates.

• 30:28Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  And create relationships.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm, yeah. My uncle, uh, got with a woman while he was in, in there.

• 30:35Bunnie XO?

  Wow, really?

• 30:36Speaker 03

  They're still together to this day. Yep, he got out.

• 30:38Speaker 01

  Go uncle.

• 30:39Bunnie XO?

  Go uncle.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  Go uncle.

• 30:41Bunnie XO?

  All right, who's next?

• 30:44Speaker 02

  I've got a kinda long one.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  When I was 12, my mom went on vacation with her boyfriend and left my sister and I at home with our grandma. My grandma snores so loud she wears earplugs to bed and she told us, "Don't wake me up." The toilet was clogged and we had no toilet paper, so we snuck out to go to the speedway down the road to use the toilet. My sister and I got caught and ended up in juvie that night and had to sit the whole holiday weekend. I was young and always have been anxious. And we had cells to ourselves, but there was a small window with a piece of construction paper covering it. And the JDOs would periodically walk by and lift the paper to check on you. I waited two days to poop because I was worried they would happen to look in.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  While I was taking a shit. When I finally got the courage, I shit so much, I ended up clogging the toilet.

• 31:33Speaker 01

  Again.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Too scared to let anyone see or to even ask for a plunger. I ended up using my hand to grab pieces of toilet paper and rearrange the turds to get it to unclog enough to flush it down. Definitely one of the shittiest experiences of my life.

• 31:51Bunnie XO?

  Well.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  I want to know what happened to grandma. She's just still sleeping.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Just the grandma's not storing and.

• 32:04Bunnie XO?

  While shit's like swirling around.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  I love a Benadryl comma.

• 32:08Speaker 01

  This one will wake up 12 hours later and be like, oh.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, thirty fucking group text messages and I'm like, hey guys, just catching up.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  Sure, she will. I'll be like thirty and she'll be like, six hours later.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  Hate that too. And you're like, what?

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Okay, what a shitty situation though. Shit got you in. Shit again is just.

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Shit after shit.

• 32:32Bunnie XO?

  Lot of people picking up their their turds.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  What would you do in that situation?

• 32:36Bunnie XO?

  I'd fucking let the the place clean it up. Like, sorry, but I mean, I fucking had to shit. It's not like she did it on purpose, you know?

• 32:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Remember the poop knife story?

• 32:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  Try to find something to chop it up.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, why wouldn't she just like take her sandal or something and chop it up a little and then wash off the sandal?

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Isn't there anything in a cell you could use to chop it?

• 32:57Bunnie XO?

  I don't know.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  I feel like against the rules.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. Chop your shit in a cell?

• 33:02Speaker 01

  To have something choppable.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  True.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  She's like, you guys don't provide poop knives? What is happening?

• 33:09Speaker 02

  What kind of fucking jail is this?

• 33:12Bunnie XO?

  Alright guys, don't touch your poop. We love you.

• 33:17Bunnie XO?

  Stop picking your turds up out of the toilet. Love ya. See you next week. Bye.