Matt Mathews Crashes the Show in LA! | Book Tour Live

On this special stop of the Stripped Down Book Tour, Bunnie Xo celebrates becoming a New York Times bestselling author after selling over 200,000 books in a single week. From her days in Las Vegas to building a life, career, and sold-out tour in Nashville, Bunnie opens up about the journey that changed everything. The night is packed with unforgettable moments, surprise guests, comedy, live music, and raw conversations. Wiz Khalifa hits the stage to talk about music, fatherhood, fame, and his love for weed, while also delivering an epic performance. Bert Kreischer brings the chaos and honesty, sharing stories about his Netflix success, personal struggles, and life behind the scenes. Jelly Roll closes out the night with an emotional tribute to Bunnie’s bravery, vulnerability, and the impact of sharing her story with the world. Blending music, comedy, spoken word, and deeply personal moments, this stop of the Stripped Down tour is a powerful reminder that healing, resilience, and authenticity can change lives. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:42Bunnie XO?

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• 0:52Speaker 01

  Wayfair, every style, every home.

• 0:55Bunnie XO?

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• 1:39Bunnie XO?

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• 1:45Speaker 02

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• 2:04Speaker 03

  Make some noise for B, Quake it!

• 2:14Speaker 04

  Los Angeles!

• 2:21Speaker 04

  Are you ready to celebrate one of the best nights?

• 2:28Speaker 04

  Of our lives?

• 2:33Speaker 04

  We are feet from Koreatown.

• 2:37Speaker 04

  And it is my honor and privilege to celebrate a woman who was born in Texas.

• 2:45Speaker 04

  Raised in Las Vegas and saved in Nashville.

• 2:52Speaker 04

  Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to start this night?

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Well, let's start it off with a rapper you might know from TikTok. She is a fucking sensation. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the Bella, the rapper!

• 3:17Speaker 03

  Y'all make some noise for Bella, the rapper, baby!

• 3:20Speaker 05

  I'm a witted ass bitch, don't need to keep a crew. Lil shorty and you know I only trust the two. I'm a witted ass bitch and we can roll a deuce. Put my dub in the air, what you wanna do? I'm a witted ass bitch, don't need to keep a crew. Lil shorty and you know I only trust the two. I'm a witted ass bitch and we can roll a deuce. Put my dub in the air, what you wanna do? How many times did I done trust all these bitches? Instead of making dough, they wanna talk who they been kissing. Stupid ass homies turn they back and now they dissin'.

• 3:50Speaker 03

  Make some noise for Bella, the rapper! Y'all ready for a fun show up there now? What's up?

• 4:00Speaker 03

  Now I need y'all to stand up in the building right now!

• 4:04Speaker 03

  And make some noise for Bunny X O!

• 4:16Bunnie XO?

  L.A. what the fuck is up?

• 4:22Bunnie XO?

  Oh my goodness, look at all of you. I just love you so fucking much, you guys.

• 4:41Bunnie XO?

  Man, it feels so good to be back on the west coast because you guys know this is the side of the earth that I'm from, baby.

• 4:50Bunnie XO?

  I will always and forever represent my west coast because it's the best coast, baby.

• 4:57Bunnie XO?

  I cannot believe, looking out here, I get to see all of your guys' beautiful face. I love you guys so much. But I can't believe in every show I've got to look out and see you guys' beautiful faces. And just thinking about, first and foremost, I sold 200,000 books in one week.

• 5:19Bunnie XO?

  What the fuck? I didn't even know that many of you liked me, you know? I can't tell from the Instagram comments. Um, but today I just found out that I made number one New York Times bestseller.

• 5:40Bunnie XO?

  There's no words, like, I just cannot even wrap my brain around it. I cried like a little bit, but it's like, I just, I can't believe a book has... I love you guys. I love you. I just can't believe a book has pulled us all together like this. And you guys have just wrapped me in love, and I just appreciate that so much. Thank you, guys.

• 6:04Bunnie XO?

  Thank you. So, they asked me if I wanted to do a book tour, and I said, "Fuck, no. I do not. I don't want to do a book tour. I'm not going to go and sign a bunch of books and just sit in a freaking coffee shop." Like, that's not my personality. And they're like, "Okay, Bunny, well, what do you want to fucking do?" And I was like, "Well, I want to put on a show." So tonight, we have some of the most amazing guests that have shown up for me. And put together an amazing show for you guys, so I'm really excited for you guys to see it. But to kick it off, I want to bring out a friend who is probably one of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met in my life. I have adopted him as my little brother, and I don't know, you guys might have watched his show on YouTube called Farm Chores.

• 6:47Bunnie XO?

  Matt Matthews, bring that ass out, baby!

• 7:03Bunnie XO?

  You guys, give it up for Matt Matthews!

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Hello! Wow, LA, y'all really out here shaking y'all's titties?

• 7:13Bunnie XO?

  I'm telling you, the crowd is fucking hyphy tonight.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  I'm telling you, my nipples are hard.

• 7:19Bunnie XO?

  My butthole is fuckered. So at least we got some shit going on, both in your top and my bottom.

• 7:25Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, my nipples, your butthole.

• 7:27Bunnie XO?

  They are really hard, look at that, you guys, they're really hard.

• 7:29Speaker 03

  And this is a banana republic, okay, so she's thick.

• 7:33Bunnie XO?

  That thick material, baby.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  I'm so proud of you.

• 7:35Bunnie XO?

  I love you so much.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  I'm so proud of you. I am really, I find it really funny that you named your tour Strip Down, especially since you spent most of your life like that. I'm just, I am just...

• 7:50Bunnie XO?

  And on my knees.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  I mean, you know, I don't know, I don't know if you guys realize how much... Are we supposed to sit? This is your seat.

• 8:00Bunnie XO?

  I'm letting you have the floor.

• 8:01Speaker 03

  No, this is your seat.

• 8:02Bunnie XO?

  Alright, alright, I'm letting you have the floor.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  Come on, I'm over here.

• 8:05Bunnie XO?

  Okay, gotcha.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  Do you know? How much we have in common?

• 8:10Bunnie XO?

  I, uh, well, do tell, do tell.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  We have both worked really hard to get where we are in our careers.

• 8:16Bunnie XO?

  Absolutely.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  We have...

• 8:18Bunnie XO?

  So it's Capricorn traits, baby.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're both Capricorn. I don't know shit about that. She's always like trying to tell me all these like astral...

• 8:28Bunnie XO?

  Astrology, baby.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Them. Um, and I don't know what the fuck that stuff means, but we have so much in common. We both struggled so much growing up, you know, we both have a lot of...

• 8:40Bunnie XO?

  Trauma.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  A lot of trauma. Um, I also have sucked a lot of dick in life, but I didn't get paid for it.

• 8:47Bunnie XO?

  You're missing out, baby.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  So...

• 8:49Bunnie XO?

  You gotta pay to play, baby.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  I'm really a little pissed off that I did it all for free, you know, like...

• 8:58Bunnie XO?

  You'd say it's never too late to start.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  It's never... well, it is. It is.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  Uh, the book, the book, the stripped-down book, New York Times bestseller.

• 9:10Bunnie XO?

  I can't believe it.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  A bad bitch.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  Ass fat.

• 9:22Speaker 03

  Forty-inch hair. But hers came in a pack.

• 9:29Bunnie XO?

  Don't be telling people my secrets.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Okay, did y'all read the book? Y'all read... hold on, who over here, y'all read the book? What's your favorite part? All of it? Bitch.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Who got a good favorite part? What's your favorite part of the book?

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 9:54Speaker 03

  Turn your phone off, bitch.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  The beginning years.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  To see where she started and where she is now. Yeah, I love that. My favorite part was when it ended. Um, not really, I didn't read that shit, I didn't get sent a copy, I'm just, you know, but it's fine, it's fine. I am so fucking proud of you.

• 10:18Bunnie XO?

  I love you so much.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  I love you.

• 10:19Bunnie XO?

  Thank you for being here.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Thanks for letting me come.

• 10:24Bunnie XO?

  Thank you guys for being, thank you for being here, Matt. Give it up for Matt Matthews!

• 10:37Bunnie XO?

  I don't know how you just, you guys can't love Matt, I mean, everything, he's like that when he wakes up in the morning. And I'm just like, "Bro, tone it the fuck down." Like, "You don't gotta be funny 24 fucking 7, 365." But that's just how he is, and he's an amazing soul, and I love him. You know, I love you, babies! You know, growing up on the West Coast, we had a lot of rappers out here that we loved. There was Eazy-E, Dr. Dre.

• 11:05Bunnie XO?

  Snoop Dogg.

• 11:08Bunnie XO?

  There's so many rappers, I feel like we grew up with like the rap generation, and...

• 11:16Bunnie XO?

  My next guest, this man is one smooth cat. And I actually got to sit down with him on the podcast and spend some time with him. And he is also the funniest motherfucker I've ever sat with. And it could be because he's high all of the time.

• 11:34Bunnie XO?

  You guys, give it up for Wiz Khalifa!

• 11:49Speaker 07

  Y'all ready to party out here tonight?

• 11:55Speaker 07

  Y'all ready to party out here tonight?

• 11:59Speaker 07

  Let me see your hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up.

• 12:11Speaker 07

  When I say Taylor, you say gang. Taylor? Taylor? When I say Taylor, you say gang. Taylor? Taylor?

• 12:24Speaker 07

  Couple carrots in every rank. Private planes, fill the buckets with champagne. She ain't thinking about a wedding date. Update her story, letting everyone know she landed safe. She like to smoke weed every day. She rolling up a stogie while she let the oldies play. Hey, her hair long, you don't know her race. Wait, she cool with y'all but she wanna be with Taylor Gang. Taylor Gang? What? How y'all feeling on this side right here?

• 12:53Speaker 07

  Y'all wanna smoke some weed with Wiz Khalifa?

• 12:57Speaker 07

  When I say Taylor, you say gang. Taylor? Taylor? When I say Taylor, you say gang. Taylor? Taylor?

• 13:09Speaker 07

  Now she starting to dress like me, wearing Rick instead of Nike. She working out, we doing yoga and hiking. We grown as hell, so we spend our time wisely. But still down for a rock star night. Bro, I let you pick a bad bitch to slide with. Come on, we could smoke weed all night. Go back to the yacht and play my shit. It's gang, you know what the vibes is. Get your hands up.

• 13:33Speaker 07

  Hands up! Hands up! Hands up!

• 13:41Speaker 07

  When I say Taylor, you say King. Taylor, Taylor. When I say Taylor, you say King. Taylor, Taylor. Let's party, man.

• 13:58Speaker 07

  Y'all know I like to do two things, man. I like to take care of my family and I love smoking weed.

• 14:07Speaker 07

  Sing this shit.

• 14:29Speaker 07

  So what, I keep on rolled up, sagging my pants, not caring what I show. Keep it real, but my niggas keep it planned for these hoes. It look clean, don't they watch it? The other day, watch how you lean on it. Keep me some 501 jeans on, the bro joint bigger than King Kong's fingers. Smoke them hoes down into they stingers. Hey, you a class clown? And if I skip for the damn, with your bitch smoking gray day. We get drunk, say.

• 14:54Speaker 07

  Say what? We don't care who sees.

• 14:59Speaker 07

  Say, say. What we doing, what we doing?

• 15:07Speaker 07

  Uh, yeah. Roll one, smoke one. When you live like this, you're supposed to party. Say, roll one, smoke one. And we all just having fun, so we just. Roll one, smoke one. When you live like this, you're supposed to party. Roll one. Everybody clap your hands, sing, sing, sing. So what we get?

• 15:44Speaker 07

  One more time, one more time. So what we get? Sing, so what we smoke? Sing, we're just having? And we don't care who? So what we go? That's how it's supposed to? Living?

• 16:10Speaker 07

  Y'all make some noise one more time! Wiz Khalifa!

• 16:19Bunnie XO?

  You guys, give it up for Wiz Khalifa! I just had Wiz Khalifa rap at my book tour, like, what is life? Have a seat, baby.

• 16:29Speaker 07

  What's happening?

• 16:30Bunnie XO?

  Man, I can smell you a mile away, buddy.

• 16:33Speaker 07

  That's the, that's the plan.

• 16:34Bunnie XO?

  If you guys have ever been inspired to smoke weed because of Wiz Khalifa, give it, give it a hand.

• 16:41Speaker 07

  Me too.

• 16:42Bunnie XO?

  I don't even smoke weed and I'm clapping, okay?

• 16:45Speaker 07

  All you gotta do is just breathe it in.

• 16:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:47Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 16:48Bunnie XO?

  I, I think I have contact high.

• 16:50Speaker 07

  I'm giving out contacts, exactly. That's what I love to do.

• 16:53Bunnie XO?

  Thank you so much for being here, Wiz.

• 16:56Speaker 07

  Thank you for having me.

• 16:57Bunnie XO?

  Oh my goodness. How many, how many babies do you think were conceived to your music?

• 17:02Speaker 07

  Um...

• 17:04Bunnie XO?

  Let's just get straight to the point, right?

• 17:06Speaker 07

  I've seen a lot of people fall in love at my concerts, like, they, they make out and they, like, hold each other up. There've been couples who've, like, come to, like, 10 or 12 of my concerts and then they're like, "Bro, we got a baby because of you," you know? So it's so sweet. I got really diehard fans.

• 17:23Bunnie XO?

  You do, you do. And I want to tell you guys, Wiz is, like, actually a super-deep dude. I learned that whenever I got to sit with him on the podcast. Like, if you guys haven't watched the podcast with us, you have to go watch it because he's such a great dude.

• 17:35Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  You guys will fall in love with him even more once you get to know him.

• 17:37Speaker 07

  Yeah, yep.

• 17:39Bunnie XO?

  If you ran for president, what would your campaign slogan be?

• 17:44Bunnie XO?

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• 18:26Bunnie XO?

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• 18:46Speaker 07

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• 19:17Speaker 07

  Smoke weed every day.

• 19:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. You think the world would chill out if, like, everybody was high as fuck, all eating edibles?

• 19:26Speaker 07

  Absolutely, 100%, man. I think it's been proven that weed is not that bad.

• 19:31Bunnie XO?

  It's not. I think it saves lives.

• 19:33Speaker 07

  Yeah, for sure. Saved mine.

• 19:35Bunnie XO?

  There you go. What's the most dramatic fight you've ever had over snacks?

• 19:41Speaker 07

  Aw, man. Um, dramatic fights over snacks?

• 19:45Bunnie XO?

  Like if somebody ate one of your snacks or something?

• 19:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, no, I think we were in Europe one time, and the food over there is pretty scarce.

• 19:51Bunnie XO?

  It really is. I came back 10 pounds lighter.

• 19:53Speaker 07

  It's crazy.

• 19:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:54Speaker 07

  We got off the, we got offstage, and we got on the bus, and, you know, there was no food. And I think I've really seen one of my grown friends cry. Because there was no snacks or no food.

• 20:06Bunnie XO?

  Oh my gosh.

• 20:08Speaker 07

  Yeah, yup.

• 20:09Bunnie XO?

  You know what we did when we were in Paris one time? We found like what was a McDonald's, like a knockoff McDonald's. And we ordered everything we could because we just wanted to like have something that was American so badly. It was the best shit I've ever eaten in my life.

• 20:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, you get, you get really-

• 20:23Bunnie XO?

  I want to go back just for that.

• 20:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, you get really grateful for the small things.

• 20:27Bunnie XO?

  I'm telling you, water bottle tops.

• 20:29Speaker 07

  Nah, for sure. Yeah, that's me.

• 20:31Bunnie XO?

  If your weed budget went public, would your accountant cry?

• 20:36Speaker 07

  Um, I think I spend more on clothes than I do on weed now.

• 20:40Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 20:41Speaker 07

  That's what, that's what really makes my accountant cry.

• 20:43Bunnie XO?

  I'm telling, so is it designer or do you just wear whatever looks good?

• 20:47Speaker 07

  Um, it's like creating clothes, you know, like it gets, it gets expensive when you're an artist.

• 20:53Bunnie XO?

  Would you ever do your own clothing line?

• 20:55Speaker 07

  Uh, I don't want nobody looking like me.

• 20:57Bunnie XO?

  Nah, he's like, I'm one of a kind, baby. I'm one of a kind.

• 21:02Speaker 07

  You gotta come to the source.

• 21:03Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 21:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, yup.

• 21:04Bunnie XO?

  If you weren't allowed to rap about weed ever again, what would, what would, what's your backup personality?

• 21:10Speaker 07

  Um, I would rap about love.

• 21:12Bunnie XO?

  Oh. You guys, I told you, isn't he a sweet boy? Sweet, sweet boy. What's something you thought was cool at 25 that now makes you cringe?

• 21:25Speaker 07

  Going to the club.

• 21:27Bunnie XO?

  For real?

• 21:27Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 21:28Bunnie XO?

  Amen, amen. I could never imagine walking in the club right now, looking like auntie and uncle, maybe grandpa and grandma.

• 21:36Speaker 07

  I'm popping up just like this, like, you know what I mean?

• 21:40Bunnie XO?

  I will go in there to grab Bailey out though. I'll snatch her ass up out of there.

• 21:43Speaker 07

  Yeah, you gotta go get the kids out.

• 21:45Bunnie XO?

  I might do a little twerk move on the, on the way out, you know, just to let them know I still have it, but I'm yanking her ass right up out of there, baby. Have you ever been intimidated by someone who doesn't smoke? Like, do you look at people like if you don't smoke, you're weird?

• 21:59Speaker 07

  Nah, nah, I don't look at people like that. I let people enjoy what they enjoy and eventually they will, so it's all good.

• 22:08Bunnie XO?

  I need to hop back on the wagon, I'm telling you.

• 22:10Speaker 07

  You're good, yo, I'm the perfect like peer pressure, so if you ever need some peer pressure, I got you.

• 22:15Bunnie XO?

  Do you prefer dabs, flower, or like edibles?

• 22:18Speaker 07

  I prefer flower.

• 22:19Bunnie XO?

  Wow, okay.

• 22:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm old school.

• 22:21Bunnie XO?

  Wow, I love that. My husband is a dab king.

• 22:25Speaker 07

  Yeah, he loves dabs.

• 22:26Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, he will inhale those fumes.

• 22:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, dabs are cool, vapes are cool, I'm not like all that stuff, but I'm old school, I'm rolling joints forever.

• 22:35Bunnie XO?

  He's just a cool cat. What's a completely normal activity that feels illegal when you're high?

• 22:42Speaker 07

  Uh, man, hmm, completely normal, but feels illegal.

• 22:50Bunnie XO?

  I feel like grocery shopping would feel like that.

• 22:52Speaker 07

  Yeah?

• 22:53Bunnie XO?

  I'd be like, why am I here? Like, I think that cereal boxes were talking to me.

• 22:57Speaker 07

  Oh, I know, going to the gym.

• 22:59Bunnie XO?

  Yes, yes, trying to get on the Stairmaster when you're high.

• 23:02Speaker 07

  Yeah, it feels like everybody staring at me, like...

• 23:05Bunnie XO?

  I've done it before, a few times.

• 23:10Bunnie XO?

  What's the most random thing you've ever had in your tour bag?

• 23:15Speaker 07

  Um, incense.

• 23:16Bunnie XO?

  Real, like knockchampa?

• 23:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, I just walk around with incense, you know?

• 23:20Bunnie XO?

  Like the stuff you get from the Psychic Eye Shop, or what's your flavor?

• 23:23Speaker 07

  Uh, my new one is lavender.

• 23:25Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I love that, because it relaxes you, aww. Have you ever confidently waved back at someone who was not waving at you?

• 23:34Speaker 07

  Yes, absolutely, it's so embarrassing.

• 23:38Bunnie XO?

  What do you do in that moment? You're just kinda like...

• 23:40Speaker 07

  Yeah, you just like tuck your hand in, like, ah.

• 23:44Bunnie XO?

  And you know that person saw you look awkward, so they're just like, it's just, it's a weird like eye contact thing, you just have to look at the floor.

• 23:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, sometimes it's like completely not even the person.

• 23:54Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 23:54Speaker 07

  Yeah, it'd be like that too.

• 24:02Bunnie XO?

  Woo!

• 24:02Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 24:04Bunnie XO?

  What's your go-to fast food order that would disappoint a nutritionist?

• 24:09Speaker 07

  I don't eat fast food.

• 24:10Bunnie XO?

  Good for you. What's a day of... Give it... I mean clap for that. Yeah. What's a day of eating look like for Wiz?

• 24:19Speaker 07

  Um, I eat a lot of fruit. Um, I take protein shakes because I work out a lot.

• 24:24Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:24Speaker 07

  A lot of chicken and rice, salmon and rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, greens.

• 24:29Bunnie XO?

  Your body is your temple.

• 24:30Speaker 07

  Drink a lot of tea, yeah, yo.

• 24:32Bunnie XO?

  You need to do a what I eat in a day for like TikTok or Instagram.

• 24:36Speaker 07

  I mean, if y'all want to know.

• 24:37Bunnie XO?

  Do you guys want to know? I want to know. Let's do it. Wiz, I love you so much. Thank you for coming out here, baby.

• 24:44Speaker 07

  Yo, thank you for having me. Congrats on your book tour and you're doing big things. You're a G... Make some noise for Bunny, y'all.

• 24:50Bunnie XO?

  Make some noise for Wiz. Make some noise for Wiz.

• 25:03Bunnie XO?

  Give it up for Wiz!

• 25:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm still in shock that I have him here, that Matt Matthews. Like, we've had just all-star lineup this entire tour and I'm so thankful that we have friends that show up for us the way that they do. And this next person that's about to come out makes everybody laugh because he's practically... No, he is shirtless all the time.

• 25:33Bunnie XO?

  He walked out here earlier without a shirt on, but he's a new Netflix star. Welcome, Mr. Bert Kreischer!

• 25:45Bunnie XO?

  Your shirt's on. Take it off, baby.

• 25:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, baby.

• 25:53Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Step into my office, baby.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  Thank you, thank you, thank you.

• 25:58Bunnie XO?

  Burt!

• 25:59Speaker 04

  That's my butt crack, everybody.

• 26:02Speaker 04

  Mungaro.

• 26:03Bunnie XO?

  You guys, let's give it up for Burt, though. He's lost 40 pounds.

• 26:06Speaker 04

  Yup. The old-fashioned way, by injecting a needle into my stomach and then throwing up in the middle of the night. Shitting blood in the morning and smiling about this much.

• 26:17Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that's why I got off of it. That shit is fucking rough, man.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  Oh, it takes your sparkle away.

• 26:22Bunnie XO?

  No. If you guys haven't watched our podcast, we talk about the sparkle getting taken. Guys gotta, for two hours, we're like, we hate life.

• 26:30Speaker 04

  It works out.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  If you are fat, and you are smiling right now, and you're thinking, "I'm gonna stop by Pizza Hut on my ride home, and then I'm gonna kill some pizza and pass out and throw up in my throat while I sleep, and then breathe it into my lungs, and I'm cool with that," just don't change.

• 26:53Bunnie XO?

  It's the worst. I still have fucking indigestion, and I've been off of it for like, a month and a half. It's like, you eat, and it sits in your throat. It's the worst thing ever.

• 27:00Speaker 04

  I haven't drank in like, 43 days, 45.

• 27:03Bunnie XO?

  Good for you!

• 27:05Speaker 04

  No, I got a blood clot in my leg. Don't fucking cheer.

• 27:08Bunnie XO?

  Oh, shit, Bert.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  The doctor was like, "I'm gonna put you on this medicine for six months, and you can't drink." And I was like, "What, like, how, like, define can't drink?" And she was like, "You can't drink." I go like, "But every now and then?" And she goes, "No, that's what can't means." And I go, "But like, I could, like, I can have a cocktail." And she goes, "What are we doing right now?"

• 27:32Bunnie XO?

  He's like, "I'm negotiating, bitch."

• 27:34Speaker 04

  She said, she goes, "Do you need to drink?" I go, "That's an open-ended question."

• 27:40Bunnie XO?

  You poor babe.

• 27:42Speaker 04

  I still got my sleep apnea laugh.

• 27:45Bunnie XO?

  The sleep apnea has to be better now that you're down 40 pounds, though. I mean, LeAnn's gotta be praising the Lord, because you're probably not sawing logs like you were.

• 27:53Speaker 04

  Well, interesting conversation starter. LeAnn and I are what we call a sleep divorce.

• 28:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so you guys have separate rooms?

• 28:01Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no. Divorce is the wrong thing. It's better. It's better. We're happier. I have my own room. I can jerk off whenever I want.

• 28:09Bunnie XO?

  And so can she.

• 28:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, huh, huh.

• 28:13Speaker 04

  She, it's actually, okay, look, when you have kids in the house, you shouldn't, I don't think you should do it. But now that the girls are in college, it's like, what, is I gonna keep her up, and then she's not sleeping, and then she's angry, and she's angry at me for just fucking breathing? All I'm trying to do is hold on to life by a fucking thread, and this selfish bitch has the nerve to go, "Roll over." I'm tired. I am barely alive. I am holding on like Walt Disney.

• 28:42Bunnie XO?

  You're also hungry and have a blood clot. Like, come on, LeAnn. We gotta give him a little grace, right?

• 28:47Speaker 04

  But my sleep apnea is gone. I'm not snoring at all now that I'm in my own room.

• 28:52Bunnie XO?

  So LeAnn was the problem.

• 28:54Speaker 04

  I'm allergic to bitches. By the way, I can see her eyeballing me.

• 28:58Bunnie XO?

  Leanne's in the back right now, listening to this.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  I can see her eyeballing me over those roses.

• 29:04Bunnie XO?

  I love her so much. Can we talk about your Netflix special?

• 29:06Speaker 04

  Please, yes.

• 29:07Bunnie XO?

  Like, what, your Netflix show?

• 29:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, TV show, Free Burt. I've always wanted to do, I've always wanted to do a sitcom. But I always thought multicam, those are kinda dead, so we got an opportunity. And when I pitched it, I pitched to Netflix. I said, "I wanna do a TV show just about my life. I'm Bert Kreischer, my kids are Island, Georgia, my wife's Leanne, we live in LA." Like, I don't wanna change anything. My friends are fami-, like, I'm friends with Jelly and Bunny and all the fucking regular people in my life. And I said, "But I want it to be like the TV show Slow Horses." And they're like, "What?" And I go, "Like Black Doves." And they're like, "What are you talking about?" And I go, "When I watch Black Doves or Slow Horses, at the very end of that episode, I went, I looked at Leanne and I was like, 'We're watching this whole fucking series.'"

• 29:54Bunnie XO?

  I've never heard of it.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  Oh my god, they are spy thrillers, but they're so fucking good.

• 29:59Bunnie XO?

  Free Burt is not like that.

• 30:00Speaker 04

  No, eh, but, it's a six-episode arc where it's not episodic. It's at the very end of the first episode, if you've seen it.

• 30:09Bunnie XO?

  Have you guys, who's watched Free Burt?

• 30:12Speaker 04

  Spoiler alert, the show's been out.

• 30:14Bunnie XO?

  It's alright, you should've watched it by now if you haven't.

• 30:17Speaker 04

  I wanted a line that is so aggressive that you, as a viewer, you have to say, "I've gotta see how he gets out of that." And the line I say, I'm onstage and I'm talking about the parents, and they're showing the video in the principal's office of me trashing the bullshit parents I am sitting three feet from.

• 30:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh, it's hilarious, the scene is amazing.

• 30:38Speaker 04

  And the last line, the last line I say is, "I'm in this principal's office with these cunts thinking, 'Where's a school shooter when you need one?'"

• 30:47Speaker 04

  And it cuts to black and ev- the, let's just say, no one didn't watch episode two. Everyone was like, "How the fuck does he get out of this?" And then the next, the first joke is the joke about Joe Rogan.

• 31:01Bunnie XO?

  But how did it feel to have a number one on Netflix? Like, that's so special, dude.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  It was, uh, you know, I gotta, uh, you can relate to this.

• 31:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Speaker 04

  Right now, you're processing what is happening with your life.

• 31:12Bunnie XO?

  It's fucking crazy. It's just been a world.

• 31:14Speaker 04

  And you didn't expect it. It never was supposed to happen to you. If, we're, we're at like, I think you're almost, uh, middle school is where we're at in the book.

• 31:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:23Speaker 04

  So if you read that, I think everyone would know, that little girl is not set up to succeed. That little girl is not supposed to be a number one New York Times bestselling author.

• 31:35Bunnie XO?

  That makes me cry, Bruce.

• 31:37Speaker 04

  That little girl is not supposed to have fans who connect with her, but the world has changed. And that little girl is changing little girls and the women in this room by her success.

• 31:49Bunnie XO?

  I love you.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  And it's gonna take you a second to process that, and it's gonna hit you when you least expect it. You're gonna be in line at a McDonald's, picking up food.

• 32:00Bunnie XO?

  I'm gonna go home and cry in Crunchy's fur.

• 32:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm just gonna nestle up into him. He's my 600-pound lap cow.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  But it's hard to process is, is that success is, cuz you're just a regular person and then it happens to you and people are like, I mean, I remember, uh, Sarah Palin reached out and was like, "I like your show."

• 32:20Speaker 04

  I was like, "I'm not supposed to know Sarah Palin."

• 32:24Bunnie XO?

  But that might be actually kinda funny, but how was it when you hit number one? Like, how does that feel? Cuz you've, every time you drop a comedy special, it does fucking amazing. But to drop a series like you did on Netflix and it hit number one and stay there for like, days? Like, what the fuck?

• 32:39Speaker 04

  I don't know, I, I-

• 32:39Bunnie XO?

  Where do you go from that, here?

• 32:42Speaker 04

  Season two, hopefully. I'd like to do season two.

• 32:45Bunnie XO?

  Season two!

• 32:46Speaker 04

  Hopefully we'll hear soon and we'll do a season two. I would love to do a season two. And you know, I don't need much out of life. I could do that show, do some comedy specials and then tour.

• 32:57Bunnie XO?

  Travel with LeAnn. You guys have been like in your honeymoon phase again?

• 33:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, she wants to go to Greece and to Paris and she wants to, the girls all want to go on safari. So maybe that's the rest of my life is do a couple more things and then just travel with my girls.

• 33:12Bunnie XO?

  I love that. Just pour into your family.

• 33:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:16Bunnie XO?

  I think that's what life's all about.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  We, we, you know, we did a two hour Zoom with the girls the other day and we laughed for two fucking hours.

• 33:25Bunnie XO?

  Aww.

• 33:26Speaker 04

  And I, you know, I don't want my kids gone and I want, if I could travel with the girls, I'd be the happiest man in the world.

• 33:32Bunnie XO?

  I think that they would love that too.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  They are fucking bullies. They are fucking...

• 33:39Bunnie XO?

  He says that about them, but he always makes TV shows and movies about them. Like you love those fucking girls.

• 33:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I do.

• 33:47Bunnie XO?

  Bert, thank you so much for being here, baby. I love you. Thank you.

• 33:58Bunnie XO?

  Give it up for Bert Pleasure!

• 34:08Bunnie XO?

  So on this crazy road that we call life, people come, people go, but most importantly, I think what I've learned in this journey is that I've gotten to choose my family.

• 34:20Bunnie XO?

  And along the way, God sent me two little angels named...

• 34:27Bunnie XO?

  Named Haley and Mimi.

• 34:32Bunnie XO?

  That always have my back no matter what and are always there for me and I couldn't imagine life without both of these women. So I would like to bring out what we lovingly call the coven. Haley, Mimi, go Valier!

• 35:08Bunnie XO?

  Give it up for the girls, babies.

• 35:13Bunnie XO?

  Also, we tried to get Creed and they said, "Fuck no."

• 35:17Speaker 05

  Should we bring someone else out?

• 35:19Bunnie XO?

  You know what? We're missing one other person from the coven. Matt, get your ass out here!

• 35:27Bunnie XO?

  Come on, buddy!

• 35:33Bunnie XO?

  Take it off, baby, take it off.

• 35:34Speaker 03

  Uh-uh.

• 35:35Bunnie XO?

  Come on.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  Not for free?

• 35:37Bunnie XO?

  Alright, on the plane? Oh, you're learning!

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Your pussy's hanging out, bitch. Close your la-

• 35:45Bunnie XO?

  So, if you guys watch us all the time, you would know that we have this show that we call... Ask, Tell...

• 35:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, baby, do you guys mind if we do an Ask, Tell, Confess?

• 36:01Bunnie XO?

  So what we did was, we had you guys write-ins of Ask, Tell, Confesses. So, these are from somebody who's sitting next to you in the crowd. We'll never know who they are, because we won't tell, but I'm gonna tell you right now, we've had some really fucking weird shit. While we've been on this tour.

• 36:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:18Bunnie XO?

  And disturbing, actually.

• 36:20Speaker 05

  A little, yeah. A little disturbing. I'm a little traumatized, but I think I'll get over it.

• 36:23Bunnie XO?

  Last, last show, I almost fucking...

• 36:28Bunnie XO?

  Matt!

• 36:28Speaker 03

  I broke her cubic zirconium.

• 36:32Speaker 05

  Throw it into the crowd.

• 36:34Bunnie XO?

  Use it as a titty tassel.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  I'm not this gay.

• 36:40Speaker 03

  Hold on, wait, hold on.

• 36:41Speaker 05

  Anal beads.

• 36:43Bunnie XO?

  Anal beads!

• 36:44Speaker 03

  Is it good?

• 36:45Bunnie XO?

  I love it. I think, I think you need a little sparkle. We need to get Matt a chain. Yeah. Maybe a choker?

• 36:52Speaker 03

  Hold on. It won't stay up. I do like to be a little choker. I'm sorry, I apologize.

• 36:57Bunnie XO?

  Alright, who's gonna kick this off? You wanna go ahead and start, Haley?

• 37:00Speaker 05

  I'll go.

• 37:01Bunnie XO?

  Haley.

• 37:03Speaker 05

  I was a

• 37:07Speaker 05

  I was a book guy at Barnes and Noble. Uh, but one day, I got thrown into the cafe with zero training. A customer ordered a pressed pretzel, and I grabbed the one at the front of the case. He came back saying it was rock hard. The barista returned from break, took one look and said, "That's the display pretzel. It's shellacked."

• 37:29Speaker 03

  Ohhh. Did you say a

• 37:32Speaker 05

  You poor baby. A book guy, a Barnes and Noble.

• 37:36Speaker 03

  A book guy. I thought you said a book bag. I was like, what the fuck is that?

• 37:39Speaker 05

  I feel like that's bad training on the person who put him in charge of that. Like, how would he not know, you know? I would do that. Yeah. I would do that. That's not your fault, honey. Whoever wrote that in, that's not your fault. That's whoever didn't.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  If you, you

• 37:54Speaker 03

  You sound dumb as hell. If you don't know what a damn You don't know what plastic looks like.

• 37:59Speaker 05

  They look real sometimes.

• 38:01Bunnie XO?

  Pretzels can be hard.

• 38:02Speaker 05

  Maybe he thought it was hard. I don't know. Like, it was a crusty one. I don't know. Oh, yeah. You never know. Crunchy.

• 38:08Speaker 03

  One of you bitches is dumb as a bag of rocks.

• 38:13Speaker 05

  Go ahead, Mimi. You go next. Okay, so this person wrote in that they were collecting things to donate to Goodwill. "I threw everything in my trunk, but what I failed to remember was that my husband and I had a romantic weekend prior to this." So, oh, you guys already know where this is going.

• 38:29Speaker 03

  A tallywhacker.

• 38:33Speaker 05

  So, as I arrived, a young gentleman in his early twenties was sweet enough to help me unload the things I was donating. Oh, boy. Before I could stop him, he grabbed a bag that contained a neon Speedo, broken handcuffs, a spilled bottle of lube,

• 38:53Speaker 05

  I hope it was silicone. And something that looked like a back massager. Those are my favorite. They're cute. Those are a little too big.

• 39:02Speaker 05

  He looked at me with the whitest eyes and said, "Ma'am, we can't accept this."

• 39:08Bunnie XO?

  These are sweet.

• 39:09Speaker 03

  I know, these are pussy confessions.

• 39:12Bunnie XO?

  These aren't weird at all. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take it there, so here we go.

• 39:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm straight.

• 39:22Speaker 03

  No, you're not.

• 39:24Bunnie XO?

  But I don't know why I like to insert almost anything that can fit into my ass. I put a dildo, a Coca-Cola bottle, pickles, a banana, and a random bottle in there.

• 39:37Speaker 03

  That's a faggot.

• 39:44Speaker 03

  That's what you call a homosexual.

• 39:49Speaker 03

  And they go into hell.

• 39:54Bunnie XO?

  Listen, we don't yuck anybody's yum.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, we fucking do.

• 40:01Speaker 03

  You a nasty sumbitch, putting a damn...

• 40:04Speaker 05

  I just wanna know how the banana...

• 40:06Speaker 03

  ...butt hole.

• 40:07Speaker 05

  How'd the banana got squished?

• 40:09Speaker 03

  You don't put shit like that in your fucking rectum.

• 40:10Bunnie XO?

  Matt, you've never put a pickle up there?

• 40:12Speaker 03

  Not a pickle!

• 40:16Speaker 05

  Is it the size of a pickle?

• 40:17Speaker 03

  A size of pickle, yes.

• 40:19Bunnie XO?

  What about a banana?

• 40:20Speaker 03

  No bananas. All that, that motherfucker got some curve to it.

• 40:23Speaker 05

  Was the skin on or off?

• 40:25Bunnie XO?

  With the skin on, I don't know, we'd have to ask if anybody, whoever put this...

• 40:27Speaker 03

  You don't come back from that.

• 40:30Bunnie XO?

  Whoever put this confession in, if you wanna stand up and elaborate, we would love that.

• 40:35Speaker 05

  Was the skin on the banana?

• 40:37Bunnie XO?

  We are not gonna make fun of you, I promise.

• 40:40Speaker 03

  And watch it be an ugly motherfucker too. They ain't never fine.

• 40:47Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead, Haley, you're next.

• 40:51Bunnie XO?

  We need Matt on the Ass Tell Confess panel all the time.

• 40:54Speaker 05

  All the time. I had my head hanging off the bed and my husband was deep-throating me.

• 40:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, baby!

• 41:00Speaker 03

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 41:03Speaker 05

  All was fine and...

• 41:06Bunnie XO?

  All stiff-necked McGee! You're gonna get it looser, buddy!

• 41:10Speaker 03

  Hell yeah! Don't goat that motherfucker.

• 41:15Bunnie XO?

  I can't, he got so excited this time.

• 41:16Speaker 03

  I'm never getting asked to come back again.

• 41:21Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 41:22Speaker 03

  Okay, come on Haley, damn.

• 41:23Speaker 05

  Shut the...

• 41:25Bunnie XO?

  All was fine, until I took a deep breath and his ball suction cup to my nose. Oh, she got the real teabag. I was... Damn. I was handcuffed, so I couldn't reach to tap him. My life flashed before my eyes.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  That bitch was almost on the first 48.

• 41:46Bunnie XO?

  And there was like no safe word, she couldn't like, and if she's slapping on these thing and she's into it, you know?

• 41:52Speaker 03

  Have y'all, do y'all ever, have y'all ever seen the episode of SpongeBob?

• 41:56Bunnie XO?

  Mermaid Man?

• 41:56Speaker 03

  Mermaid Man, where he got the, like, that's all I think, just ball sack man, just like, just...

• 42:04Speaker 03

  I don't know, it sound kinda good unless he ain't washed his ball sack.

• 42:11Speaker 03

  Some of y'all don't wash y'all's fucking ball sacks.

• 42:14Bunnie XO?

  No. He's not, a lot of men have...

• 42:16Speaker 03

  Or they use three in one, you know? Thinking that, "Wheee."

• 42:21Bunnie XO?

  Same rag. No, go ahead, man. Same rag?

• 42:24Speaker 03

  Same rag, yeah, face and, yeah.

• 42:26Bunnie XO?

  So, this one said, "That I wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so I got online and I ordered a new toy. What I didn't realize was sizing."

• 42:35Speaker 03

  Yep, that'll fuck 'em up.

• 42:37Bunnie XO?

  "I thought it would be fun to get something my husband could use on me that was a different shape. Week later, I had completely forgotten about this. I walked in to my father-in-law, holding a three-foot-long octopus suction cup dildo."

• 42:52Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 42:54Bunnie XO?

  How do you fucking explain that?

• 42:56Speaker 03

  The queers are taking over.

• 43:01Speaker 03

  That bitch is like fucking Transformers, just popping out everywhere.

• 43:05Bunnie XO?

  That thing is probably like the size of his arm.

• 43:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:08Bunnie XO?

  Oh my goodness. Where are you putting that?

• 43:10Speaker 05

  I need to know what he said.

• 43:11Bunnie XO?

  I don't even know how you would insert an octopus shape inside of you. I can't even begin to rap, it's like when we saw the traffic cone. I remember that. We saw a traffic cone dildo one time.

• 43:21Speaker 05

  Not over there.

• 43:22Bunnie XO?

  Jill, do you remember that?

• 43:23Speaker 03

  You ever put anything in your butthole?

• 43:25Bunnie XO?

  Jill? Oh yeah, we... Okay.

• 43:27Speaker 03

  You ever put something in your butthole?

• 43:30Speaker 03

  Never. Not even a pinky?

• 43:34Bunnie XO?

  What about a tongue, what about a tongue, Jill? Anyone ever, no? Okay. Nothing? Alright, alright, alright, I got one. I got one, I got one.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  Just a little.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  Trying to help you out.

• 43:55Bunnie XO?

  I have an entire hidden library in my phone of random girlfriends, but mostly, they're my cousins that I jerk off to.

• 44:03Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 44:07Bunnie XO?

  Wah wah wah.

• 44:09Speaker 05

  I'm judging. I said I wouldn't, but I'm judging.

• 44:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that was rough, man.

• 44:14Speaker 05

  We're in LA, not Alabama.

• 44:16Bunnie XO?

  I can't agree with that. I mean, is it blood cousins? Right? Cousins are blood, right?

• 44:20Speaker 05

  It doesn't matter.

• 44:21Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I don't know. As long as they know you have the pictures, I guess that's okay. I don't know.

• 44:26Speaker 05

  How'd you get the photos?

• 44:27Bunnie XO?

  Not the cousins, I'm talking about the girls.

• 44:30Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 44:31Bunnie XO?

  But, right? Alright, we don't know. We don't know. It gets weird. It gets weird, man. On House Talkin' Fast, some of you guys are fucking real freaks, okay? There's nothing we can do about it. And we don't want to fucking make anybody feel bad for what they like, but sometimes it's a little fucking weird.

• 44:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:48Bunnie XO?

  Thank you guys for coming out. You guys give it up for Hayley, Mimi, and Matt!

• 45:10Bunnie XO?

  I love my squad so much, man. We just sit around and read all the shit that you guys write us in every day, and it is fucking the highlight of our lives, because it definitely makes us feel better about ours, so... Thank you for that! Love you! So, my next two guests, one of them comes from Rock Royalty, and I cannot believe that he's here. I got to sit down with his mother for the podcast that just dropped this last Sunday with Ms. Sharon Osbourne.

• 45:42Bunnie XO?

  Let's go! We love Mama Sharon. And the second guest, I like to call one of my best friends, and she is known to be in the WWE, AEW, I mean, like, just the baddest bitch ever, Soraya "Jack" Osbourne!

• 46:09Bunnie XO?

  In my office. Let's give it up for Jack and Soraya.

• 46:18Speaker 05

  You go there.

• 46:21Speaker 05

  I love you too.

• 46:22Bunnie XO?

  Dude, why don't like hello? Are you guys like from the same?

• 46:27Speaker 05

  No.

• 46:28Bunnie XO?

  Area code?

• 46:29Speaker 05

  We've known each other for about 20 years though, right? Long time. Yeah. I'm just joking. We have no idea. We just met each other today.

• 46:35Bunnie XO?

  But you guys, so where?

• 46:36Speaker 05

  20 minutes.

• 46:36Bunnie XO?

  So where are you from?

• 46:38Speaker 05

  Uh, I'm from like technically was born in northwest London, but I grew up in Buckinghamshire, which is just outside. Fancy.

• 46:44Bunnie XO?

  And then where are you from?

• 46:46Speaker 05

  I'm a Norwich girl, which is like two hours northeast of London. Think of it like Kentucky of England. Yes, it is.

• 46:53Bunnie XO?

  Oh shit.

• 46:54Speaker 05

  Six toes and everything. Yeah.

• 46:56Bunnie XO?

  That's rough, Ray. I didn't know.

• 46:58Speaker 05

  Trailer trash over here, baby.

• 46:59Bunnie XO?

  It's alright. That's why I figured you'd get a lot, baby. I'm so happy to have you guys here. You guys both have new podcasts, right? They've been out for like a year or more?

• 47:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:09Bunnie XO?

  Tell me about, tell me about your podcast and then Jack, tell me about your podcast.

• 47:14Speaker 05

  Okay, so mine's called Rule Breakers with Soraya. And it's fun. We just sit down and we chat and then at the very end, we have a segment where we actually torture the guests a little bit.

• 47:22Bunnie XO?

  What do you, okay, what do you mean by torture?

• 47:24Speaker 05

  So we put dog shock collars on their legs. Uh, we get them to eat.

• 47:30Bunnie XO?

  Are you into that kind of stuff in the bedroom, Ray?

• 47:32Speaker 05

  Maybe, baby.

• 47:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  I enjoy it. I don't know what the fuss is about, but also like eat bugs or something like that.

• 47:38Bunnie XO?

  Eat bugs?

• 47:39Speaker 05

  Frank Coles.

• 47:40Bunnie XO?

  I'm never coming on your podcast.

• 47:42Speaker 05

  Oh, but baby, you have to.

• 47:43Bunnie XO?

  No, I'm not eating bugs. I might do the shock collar though. I'm kind of into that.

• 47:47Speaker 05

  Actually, I, I, I am actually been. It's getting weird. I'm so sorry.

• 47:53Bunnie XO?

  Jack's like, what am I just walking to?

• 47:55Speaker 05

  We're actually doing a one off.

• 47:56Bunnie XO?

  Jack, your dad is Ozzy Osbourne. Nothing could be fucking weird.

• 48:03Speaker 03

  We're actually doing a one-off live show in Vegas in April, actually. So I'm really excited about it. We're doing this! I have to pick your brain, baby. This is amazing.

• 48:12Bunnie XO?

  I love it. And then, Jack, tell me about yours, baby.

• 48:14Speaker 05

  It's not nearly as exciting as, like, you know, making people eat, like, bugs and shocking them to death. No, it's called "Trying Not to Die," and it's just kind of a health and wellness, like, hey, like, how do you try not to die? Because I think that's all that we're really trying... I love you, Jack! Thank you!

• 48:31Bunnie XO?

  That's so sweet.

• 48:33Speaker 05

  Very sweet of you. Thank you.

• 48:35Bunnie XO?

  You're such a sweet boy. Like, you really... The way you have turned out for being, like, in such a crazy atmospheric family that grew up in the media, like, you and your family are just like the realest humans ever.

• 48:45Speaker 05

  Well, thank you.

• 48:46Bunnie XO?

  And I will never not go to war for you guys, ever.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  Oh, thank you so much, Bonnie. Thank you.

• 48:50Bunnie XO?

  Forever and ever.

• 48:51Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 48:52Bunnie XO?

  All right, well, I'm gonna ask you guys a couple of questions. You guys wanna have a little fun?

• 48:54Speaker 05

  Let's go.

• 48:55Speaker 03

  Just do it.

• 48:56Bunnie XO?

  All right, this one is for Jack. What's the most unnecessary risk you've ever taken just because it sounded like a good story later?

• 49:03Speaker 05

  Oh, man, so many. Like, beyond.

• 49:07Bunnie XO?

  I heard you skydive. Do you skydive?

• 49:09Speaker 05

  So I... When we finished doing The Osbournes, I went to England and I made a TV show for about five years. It was called Adrenaline Junkie. And I literally just went around the world for five years doing the craziest things imaginable, like, I ran with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain, got my skydiving license, like, climbed El Cap, like, just did a bunch of crazy things.

• 49:29Bunnie XO?

  Are you one of those guys who, like, is constantly chasing that, like, next adrenaline high?

• 49:34Speaker 05

  I was massively, yeah. Yeah, like, in my youth, it was just like, "Let's go."

• 49:39Bunnie XO?

  What was it like getting chased by fucking bulls? Because I get chased by one every day, and it's not fun.

• 49:44Speaker 05

  It's scary.

• 49:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it is!

• 49:46Speaker 05

  It's actually really scary.

• 49:47Bunnie XO?

  You don't realize how, like, solid a bull is until they buck you one time.

• 49:53Speaker 05

  Well, to that point, actually, you just jogged a memory where I... The stupidest, most risky thing ever was I actually...

• 50:00Speaker 07

  Participated in a rodeo and rode a bull on the last minute. Literally someone was like, "You won't go?" And I was like, "Yeah, fuck it."

• 50:07Bunnie XO?

  Did they strap you in?

• 50:08Speaker 07

  I was fully strapped in. I had the whole gear and yeah.

• 50:12Bunnie XO?

  How long did you stay on?

• 50:13Speaker 07

  Like, three seconds.

• 50:14Bunnie XO?

  Oh, fuck. That's three seconds longer than I would've.

• 50:17Speaker 07

  Terrifying, though.

• 50:18Bunnie XO?

  I couldn't imagine, because they're just all such, they're like muscle.

• 50:21Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:21Bunnie XO?

  And they can just buck you at any second. Soraya, what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done that you now admit was unnecessary?

• 50:29Speaker 05

  Oh, my gosh. You know, I'm actually gonna talk about a wrestling promo.

• 50:32Bunnie XO?

  Okay, yeah.

• 50:34Speaker 05

  So, I don't know if everyone's familiar with, uh, obviously Ric Flair, right?

• 50:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Speaker 07

  Styling, profiling.

• 50:41Speaker 05

  Just Ric Flair. I got to slap him, was great. He was a good sport with it. But his daughter, Charlotte Flair, me and her were in this storyline. And Vince comes up and he was like, "Unfortunately, her brother just passed away just before this." And so, he was like, "Oh, I want you to do this promo and I want you to make a jab at a brother passing away." And I was like, "Oh, my gosh. This is like 10 years ago, you know, and you just felt like you had to say yes." You know, and so, in, like, I asked Charlotte. She was absolutely fine with it. She was like, "Listen, this is the main event. We're just gonna have to do what we have to do to sell this match, right?" So, there's a video still circulating about it, and there's little tears in my eyes. And I say something like, um, uh, she was talking about having fight in her.

• 51:25Speaker 05

  And I was like, "Well, that's wrong, because your brother didn't have much fight in him, did he?"

• 51:29Speaker 07

  Ooh.

• 51:30Speaker 05

  I wish I would've just said no to that completely. I know that's a downer, you guys. This is a downer story, but yeah, I wish I never said that. I wish I did, because people still get these shit.

• 51:40Bunnie XO?

  Did you get to apologize to him off-camera?

• 51:41Speaker 05

  Oh, my gosh, yeah. Ric got really mad about it. I just apologized instantly and was just like, "I'm so sorry." Everyone was aware of it.

• 51:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 51:47Speaker 05

  But afterwards, I was like, "Oh, fuck, dude. I should've never have just, I should've just said no."

• 51:51Bunnie XO?

  But that's rough, because in the WWE, when they give you a bit, you have to do it.

• 51:54Speaker 05

  You just have to do it.

• 51:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, there's no saying no.

• 51:56Speaker 05

  But it was rough.

• 51:57Bunnie XO?

  Damn, baby.

• 51:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:58Bunnie XO?

  Jack, what's something people have...

• 52:00Speaker 07

  Buzzkill.

• 52:00Speaker 05

  So sorry. I'm so sorry.

• 52:04Bunnie XO?

  What's something people assume you're good at that you're absolutely not?

• 52:08Speaker 05

  I have zero musical ability.

• 52:11Bunnie XO?

  Really?

• 52:12Speaker 05

  Zero.

• 52:12Bunnie XO?

  Not like, nothing?

• 52:14Speaker 05

  Okay, like-

• 52:15Bunnie XO?

  I don't believe that.

• 52:15Speaker 05

  Sing a little bit, no?

• 52:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Negative. Uh, I couldn't, like, I can play drums a little bit, like, I can get a beat out of it.

• 52:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so you just don't have any rhythm?

• 52:26Speaker 05

  No, I do. I can do- I can maintain rhythm, but I just, I'm not musical at all. It completely skipped me.

• 52:33Bunnie XO?

  I love that, though, that you're your own person.

• 52:35Speaker 05

  But here's the thing, I know my role. Like, I'm not gonna be one of those guys who are, "I'm trying to be a singer." It's like, no. It ain't gonna happen. What you do is really cool. I mean, you're an adrenaline junkie, you know?

• 52:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you are an adrenaline- I mean, you're fucking riding bulls for three seconds, bro. Like, you don't need to be a- you don't need to be a musician. Um, Soraya, what's a totally normal activity that somewhat feels extreme when you do it?

• 52:57Speaker 05

  Oh, man, wrestling?

• 52:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 53:00Speaker 05

  Um, okay, how do I put this into a downer real quick?

• 53:03Bunnie XO?

  Let everybody know. Are you coming back to wrestling? Cause we're watching you-

• 53:06Speaker 05

  Oh, my gosh, Bunny.

• 53:07Bunnie XO?

  We're watching this stuff go viral.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  I know, it's been going crazy with that.

• 53:11Bunnie XO?

  Do we wanna see Soraya back in the ring?

• 53:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we do.

• 53:16Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah, so-

• 53:17Bunnie XO?

  Jack wants to wrestle with you in the ring. I can see it in his eyes.

• 53:21Speaker 05

  Let's fight. Well, we did say, we did say, we were like, well, Burt came out here, took his shirt off and stuff, how do we top this, right?

• 53:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 53:28Speaker 05

  So Joey, my social media guy, was like, "You guys just have to wrestle."

• 53:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 53:31Speaker 05

  And then also take our shirts off.

• 53:32Bunnie XO?

  Well, we have a wrestling ring in our backyard, so you guys need to come do it.

• 53:35Speaker 05

  Yes, please, I would love to come up.

• 53:37Bunnie XO?

  Out here, in LA.

• 53:37Speaker 05

  Is there a cage, though? What?

• 53:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about it later. But yeah, you guys have to.

• 53:42Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:42Bunnie XO?

  You guys have to. I would love that. All right, Jack, I'm gonna ask you one more question.

• 53:48Speaker 05

  No, no kidding.

• 53:51Bunnie XO?

  There's so many questions on one thing. What's the most random fear you have that makes no sense?

• 53:55Speaker 05

  Most random fear?

• 53:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Um, man, uh, most random fear, uh, it, maybe spiders? I'm terrified of spiders.

• 54:06Bunnie XO?

  I am, too.

• 54:07Speaker 05

  But, but also, like, dying in a plane crash.

• 54:11Bunnie XO?

  As I'm about to get on a plane.

• 54:12Speaker 05

  You're talking about downers? I know, downers. Well, you're talking about fears.

• 54:15Bunnie XO?

  Son of a bitch, Jack. Thank you.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  Like, I just think it'd be the worst way to go ever. That is, but it'd be quick. No, cause you've got four minutes to think about it.

• 54:28Bunnie XO?

  Jack!

• 54:28Speaker 05

  I have to get on a plane after the show.

• 54:31Bunnie XO?

  I'm gonna be thinking about it the whole time. Better make sure your affairs are in order.

• 54:34Speaker 05

  Fuck. I'm sweating like Burt right now.

• 54:38Bunnie XO?

  I love all of you. It was nice knowing you. Gosh. Soraya, what's a wholesome habit people would never expect from you?

• 54:46Speaker 05

  I collect dogs. You're very wholesome. No, I am a pretty wholesome person.

• 54:49Bunnie XO?

  You are. You're very, very, very wholesome.

• 54:51Speaker 05

  I don't know. I don't know a habit that would make me wholesome, though.

• 54:54Bunnie XO?

  No, you save dogs.

• 54:56Speaker 05

  I do save dogs. Actually, recently, recently, I just got this new dog, Benny. He's so sweet. And he had an, I saw it on Dave Bautista's story, which is another wrestling, guys, and I just fell in love with him. And so they were like, "We're gonna put this dog down in an hour if you don't come and get him," right? They put it on the story. So I was like, "Oh, fuck." So I rushed in the car, got him, and took him home with me. And now I have to keep all my dogs separated because they do not get along.

• 55:21Bunnie XO?

  And they're big-ass dogs, too.

• 55:22Speaker 05

  They're fucking huge. I'm just a small woman. Yeah.

• 55:26Bunnie XO?

  But we love you for saving the doggy.

• 55:28Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 55:29Bunnie XO?

  All right, Jack, I have one more, time for one more question. What's the most dramatic way you've ever exited a room? Most dramatic way? Okay, here's a story. Many, many years ago, Chrome Hearts was doing a fashion show in L.A. It was the one and only time they ever did it. They asked me to be in it. And it was in my youth, when I was crazy and drinking and whatever. And so I did this fashion show. I was completely out of my mind, wasted after the show. And we went back up to like the top floor of the Beverly Hilton, like where they have all the awards. And they had the whole top floor cordoned off, armed security everywhere, because they had all the Chrome Heart jewelry. And I go in there with a couple of friends of mine, and we proceeded to completely destroy the hotel room.

• 56:13Bunnie XO?

  We threw the couch out the window, the bed. We threw everything out the window. Jack, how did you get the couch out the window? With, you know, with some- Heave ho. And it was just raining furniture out the top floor of this hotel. And we proceeded to, but the whole hallway was full of security. He said it's raining furniture. And we just walked out like nothing happened. And nobody got hurt? Nothing. That is insane. That's a rock star show. That was my dramatic exit from the fashion show. I was like, everything's going out the window. But many years later, I went and apologized to Richard and Laurie from Cromartie. I was like, listen, I'm so sorry, whatever. And they went, what are you talking about? That was the coolest thing ever.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  It seems like on brand for Jack Osbourne, you know?

• 56:57Bunnie XO?

  I love that. You guys, thank you so much for being here tonight. You guys, give it up for Jack and Soraya.

• 57:12Bunnie XO?

  Give it up for those babies right there.

• 57:19Bunnie XO?

  How are you guys liking the show so far?

• 57:23Bunnie XO?

  I'm still in awe that so many people showed up for me, man. It's just... I love you guys so much. You have no idea. Like, I love you so, so, so much. So if you guys have read my book, how many of you have read the book? Yeah? Well, there's a chapter in there where I meet this man who kind of sweeps me off of my feet.

• 57:47Bunnie XO?

  And I mean, the guy's a three-time Grammy Award winner now.

• 57:53Bunnie XO?

  So getting him here was kind of like, you know, wrestling a bear, but I don't know. Jelly Roll, are you here?

• 58:23Bunnie XO?

  You know what? You're gonna interview me, so you get the interview seat.

• 58:28Bunnie XO?

  Give it up for Daddy Roll!

• 58:33Bunnie XO?

  What's up, California? How are y'all? Yeah. The king is here, baby. I'm so glad to be here. Listen. You look handsome. What a show tonight, y'all. What a show. I have been back there laughing. God, this has been funny. Y'all sound like y'all been having a lot of fun out there too, yeah?

• 58:57Bunnie XO?

  Well, for those of y'all that don't know, believe it or not, I actually come on this show and bring the energy all the way down.

• 59:05Bunnie XO?

  Wah wah wah. I'm the guy who's like, alright, let's sit down and talk about serious stuff.

• 59:12Bunnie XO?

  But it's also because we're here for a serious reason. I love y'all.

• 59:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but it's also because we are here for a serious reason.

• 59:24Bunnie XO?

  I think what you did was so brave in telling your story and giving your testimony and sharing it with the world. Just not being afraid of whatever criticism would come back from it, just wanting to be your authentic self. I think that that translated because you will now forever be known as a New York Times-selling, bestselling author. Now you guys gotta put some respect on my name, right? I can tell you what, they've been respecting your name. Now they gotta really fucking respect it, baby. And you earned it, you deserve it. Oh, you deserve it, baby.

• 59:58Bunnie XO?

  And I was thinking about it, I wanted to ask you about the book, because this is your book tour, and I was tasked with the job of hosting the Dumb Blonde Podcast about the book. And I want to hear the funnier stuff. I thought about this tonight, is, is there any part of the book you wrote that even tickled you a little bit? Like, something that you were, you found yourself giggling out loud remembering? And if so, take us there. When I farted on the bachelor party.

• 1:00:25Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I don't know very many people who can, who, actually, I know a lot of strippers who have farted on customers, but nobody's gonna tell you about it, you know? But I don't, for those of you who haven't read the book, it was my first night, I was dancing at Cheetah's in Las Vegas, and I was so nervous, I was just this little, like, I don't know, I could have, had have been like 1920, I think, in the club, and I was so nervous, and they sent me to this bachelor party, this group of guys, and my stomach's bubbling, and I'm just like, fuck it, I'm gonna do the dance, here we go. I squat down to do the dance, and I just let out the longest silent but deadly one.

• 1:01:01Bunnie XO?

  And I was like, okay, it was silent. Nobody heard it. And then all of a sudden, I'm doing the dance, right, and I hear behind me, the guy's like, "Ooh."

• 1:01:12Bunnie XO?

  "You fucking farted, bro." And they just started pointing fingers at each other, and they're like covering, and I'm telling you, it smelled so bad, I started gagging.

• 1:01:23Bunnie XO?

  I couldn't believe it came out of me.

• 1:01:26Bunnie XO?

  And seeing as how they didn't think anything like that could've came out of little old me, I continued my dance, got my money, and got the fuck up out of there.

• 1:01:41Bunnie XO?

  Sorry, honey. Your wife's passed, always haunts her.

• 1:01:44Speaker 07

  I don't know why the fuck I asked that. I don't know. I knew I was setting myself up for failure. As soon as I said, I was like, I should've asked something serious. It's like, this is not the direction to send my wife in front of a wide audience.

• 1:01:57Bunnie XO?

  This is my specialty. I never know what he's gonna ask when he sits down here either. It's always something different every show.

• 1:02:03Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, no, we come off the cuff. It's the first night, I was so nervous, I had a little notepad, and the next time, I brought my phone, and the night, I'm just, Wiz Khalifa got me just high enough to be like, I'm just gonna go talk to my wife.

• 1:02:16Bunnie XO?

  I think Wiz Khalifa got me high. I went back there, I'm like, it smells like weed.

• 1:02:19Speaker 07

  I want you to know, I think Burt's high, I'm high, I think, I think everybody back there's high. I'm pretty sure, we're all pretty stoned right now. Jack Osborne might be the only sober person back there right now.

• 1:02:29Bunnie XO?

  How cute is Jack, though? Oh my god.

• 1:02:31Speaker 07

  Jack is the dude. What about Jack Osborne, y'all?

• 1:02:37Speaker 07

  Well, I do wanna get serious for a moment, because I don't wanna let this moment pass, and you finding out that you were the bestseller on the New York Times Bestselling List this week, you were the number one seller on the New York Times Bestseller List.

• 1:02:51Bunnie XO?

  And also, number one on audio.

• 1:02:54Speaker 07

  On audio as well. It's, um, but it also happened on the anniversary of Grace, and as we would be back on the west coast, heading back to your hometown tomorrow, tonight in Las Vegas, Nevada, and, uh, I don't say Nevada no more. Are you proud of me?

• 1:03:11Bunnie XO?

  I, it took me 10 years to break him of that.

• 1:03:13Speaker 07

  Yeah. When you're from the country, you think she's from Nevada? And people from Nevada hate it, when you call it Nevada.

• 1:03:24Speaker 07

  But I guess what I want to do is just give you a moment to honor Grace here on such a big day for you.

• 1:03:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So for those of you who haven't read the book, February 25th, 2016, I lost my best friend Grace to skin cancer. And it was just so crazy. I don't want to get emotional.

• 1:03:41Speaker 07

  I have a "nobody cries alone" policy, so we'll go together, girl.

• 1:03:45Bunnie XO?

  No, if you start fucking crying, it's never gonna stop. It's my turn to cry, motherfucker.

• 1:03:51Speaker 07

  Okay, fair. I won't let my crying... Me and Bert will cry together later about it.

• 1:03:55Bunnie XO?

  Totally kidding. Um, I lost my train of thought, but when I woke up this morning, and I knew that I was gonna find out if I made the list or not, and just all the good things that have been happening, we have another announcement that I am not gonna be able to announce until next week, huge. Just everything happened on this date, and I was just like, this is a total wink from heaven. And, um, and it just happened to fall on Grace's death date. But what's also crazy is I have a podcast coming out with Teresa Caputo. It's her podcast that I went on, and when I went on this podcast, every person, even

• 1:04:37Bunnie XO?

  the bad ones that have passed away, came forward to congratulate me on this book. It's the craziest thing. So I just feel like God has just given me so many signs of like, you're doing the right thing, and just, I love you. And just the fact that the book has resonated, the parts of the book that resonated the most with all of you guys, I didn't even think were gonna be the ones that you guys gravitated towards, which has been really cool to watch and see, and just, I don't know, I'm just so thankful for all the love, and today's just a really special day.

• 1:05:07Speaker 07

  Aww.

• 1:05:08Bunnie XO?

  And then thank you guys for being a part of it.

• 1:05:10Speaker 07

  Well, good, I'm glad we could honor Grace in that moment. You also wrote some real, I don't know how to say it, NXFS stuff?

• 1:05:22Bunnie XO?

  What is that? I never know what the fuck that means.

• 1:05:25Speaker 07

  Ain't it what they mean for when it's super sexual?

• 1:05:28Bunnie XO?

  Not safe for work. I just found that out.

• 1:05:31Speaker 07

  Yo.

• 1:05:32Bunnie XO?

  I never knew that.

• 1:05:33Speaker 07

  Damn, shout out to the front row freaks.

• 1:05:36Bunnie XO?

  I love that. That's book talk. That's book talk right there.

• 1:05:40Speaker 07

  And is it NFX?

• 1:05:42Bunnie XO?

  And not safe for work. So NSFW?

• 1:05:46Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:05:47Bunnie XO?

  I think.

• 1:05:47Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Bunnie XO?

  You just taught me that. I've always wondered, like, what the fuck does that mean? But I never Googled it.

• 1:05:53Speaker 07

  Well, now we know that it's not safe for work.

• 1:05:57Bunnie XO?

  Is that what they're labeling my book? Not safe for work?

• 1:06:00Speaker 07

  No, no, but, no, but then you have...

• 1:06:01Bunnie XO?

  Because it's not.

• 1:06:02Speaker 07

  It means sex scenes, right? There were sex scenes in the book. That's what I'm trying to talk about.

• 1:06:06Bunnie XO?

  It's...

• 1:06:08Speaker 07

  Because everybody asked me, "Did you read the..." I'm like, "Of course."

• 1:06:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I mean, it got a little steamy. Your wife has a past, you know?

• 1:06:16Speaker 07

  Hey, alright. I just wanted to go on record.

• 1:06:17Bunnie XO?

  You were the grand prize winner.

• 1:06:23Bunnie XO?

  Thank you for taking me off the streets, baby.

• 1:06:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, baby!

• 1:06:28Bunnie XO?

  You turned this hoe into a housewife.

• 1:06:30Speaker 07

  Yeah! Can I get an amen? There we go, baby. Um, it's funny, you talked about what you didn't think people were going to gravitate to, and it's what I was the most fascinated with whenever I first met you, was just the dynamic of your household growing up. And this is one thing we do touch on every time, is the importance of, um, you not being afraid to share your story and not being able to, all the way down from sexual trauma to these kind of things that is, uh... That like, you wasn't afraid to share your authentic story. And I know a lot of people feel like that lady that just said, "Thank you," right there, you know?

• 1:07:08Speaker 07

  I know there's a lot of ladies in there. And, uh, there's probably a lot of stepmoms or bonus moms or mothers in here who found a lot of strength in your relationship with Bailey, or, uh, a lot of people that probably found a lot of freedom in having an issue with their stepmother too. So it was just really cool you spoke on that. How did, how did you feel hearing so many people moved by Baby Bunny more than Big Bunny?

• 1:07:29Bunnie XO?

  It's, that's really what the, the book, everybody's loving, you know, my, I don't know if loving is the right word, but everybody's gravitating towards my childhood. And I never realized how many of us came from fucked up ass homes, dude. Like, it's, it, I feel like we're one big happy family and I, I think you guys even being here tonight just shows that you guys are all fucking generational curse breakers. Like, we were sent here to change the narrative and the direction of our lives and that's what we're all fucking doing, so give yourselves a hand. Seriously.

• 1:08:07Bunnie XO?

  Are you ready to sing for us?

• 1:08:08Speaker 07

  You want me to sing?

• 1:08:09Bunnie XO?

  I, I, what do you, I mean enough about me, enough about me, baby. Everybody's here to watch you sing, so I think we should have Jelly Roll sing the song.

• 1:08:19Speaker 07

  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I want to clear something up. I love what you just said, but not a motherfucker came here to see me sing. Everybody in this building came here to see my beautiful wife because they believe in you, they're just glad I came to support you. They didn't give a fuck if I sing or don't. Ain't that right, y'all? This is your night, baby. You sold 200,000 books the first week. You are the best seller on the New York Times, girl. This is your fucking night, mama bear. And if you want me to sing because it's your night, I'll sing.

• 1:08:54Bunnie XO?

  Baby, sing for me.

• 1:08:56Speaker 07

  Alright.

• 1:09:03Bunnie XO?

  Take him to church, daddy.

• 1:09:09Speaker 07

  The, uh, you know what? She said, "Take him to church." We'll start there. I think that's a sign. She said, "Take him to church."

• 1:09:28Speaker 07

  We're gonna do it like this.

• 1:09:34Speaker 07

  She told me to take him to church. The devil works hard sometimes, especially when things are going good for you, but God always works harder, baby. The truth will always set you through.

• 1:09:46Speaker 07

  And I didn't plan on singing this song, but since she said, "Take him to church," this will be the first time I've sung this song since we won a Grammy for this song.

• 1:09:56Speaker 07

  So y'all forgive me if I get a little emotional, because this was from God.

• 1:10:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, I don't always feel it.

• 1:10:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, but that's when I need it the most. So I'ma keep on singing.

• 1:10:20Speaker 07

  Till my soul catches up with the sun. There's days when my hands go up free. Times when it calls. Oh, oh. There's days when a praise comes out. Days when it takes all the strength I got.

• 1:10:45Speaker 07

  I bring my hard fought, heartfelt, been through hell, hallelujah.

• 1:10:55Speaker 07

  I bring my storm tossed, torn cell story to tell, hallelujah. Oh, oh, oh. Cause God, you've been patient. My God, you've been gracious. Faithful, whatever I'm feeling, professing. I bring my hard fought, heartfelt, it is well, hallelujah. Oh. Hallelujah.

• 1:11:31Speaker 07

  Oh, hallelujah.

• 1:11:37Speaker 07

  Oh, I've wrestled with the darkness. But I'm trying to reach for the light. Yeah, the struggle keeps me honest. And it brings down the walls of my pride. Cause faith is improving like gold. Till it's been through the fire. Oh, oh. My head hard and hands are feeling heavy. And that's when I lift them just a little higher.

• 1:12:19Speaker 07

  I bring my hard fought, heartfelt, been through hell, hallelujah.

• 1:12:29Speaker 07

  I bring my storm toss, torn cell, story to tell, hallelujah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Cause God, you've been patient, my God, you've been gracious. You're faithful, whatever I'm feeling, confessing. I bring my heart for, heartfelt, it is well, hallelujah.

• 1:13:01Speaker 07

  Oh, hallelujah.

• 1:13:06Speaker 07

  Hallelujah.

• 1:13:16Speaker 07

  Thank you for that, God. Thank you for that, God. Woo, we need a little praise and worship tonight, baby. Let's play 'em, so, Mandy.

• 1:13:34Speaker 07

  I, I let you drive around my mind.

• 1:13:41Speaker 07

  I can't count the times you made me feel like a snapper, played me like a fool. Like a fool. Saying drank another whiskey, popped another pill. Money made you happy, heaven isn't real. You won't find nobody to love because your heart's too broke. And I know you ain't nothing but a- Higher. Yeah, I walk right out the- Higher. Oh, I love you, brother. Yeah, they try to bring me down, try to put me under slant. I'm only going higher.

• 1:14:24Speaker 07

  I hear you in my head, in my bed, when I'm dreaming. You try to be my friend, but you're blowing smoke. Open now, why you scared of telling you where you can go? Cause I know you're nothing but a lie.

• 1:14:45Speaker 07

  You've hurt me one too many times.

• 1:14:49Speaker 07

  You're like the devil in disguise, hiding your true colors. Just leave me alone, keep leading me on. Drink another whiskey, pop another pill. Money makes you happy, heaven isn't real. You won't find nobody to love because your heart's too broke. L.A. know you ain't nothing but a liar. Oh, y'all sound good. Yeah, I walk right out the fire. Yeah, they try to frame me down, try to put me underground. I'm only going higher.

• 1:15:31Speaker 07

  I can hear you in my head, in my bed, and I'm dreaming. You try to be my friend, but you're blowing smoke. Oh, and now, why you scared of burying you where you can go? I know you're nothing but a liar.

• 1:15:55Bunnie XO?

  Okay, guys. Okay, guys, I need you to get really quiet because we have one more special guest. If you guys could just look over here for me, there was a man that we fell in love with named Bob.

• 1:16:10Speaker 07

  Bob!

• 1:16:14Bunnie XO?

  Bob, are you ready to sign us out, buddy?

• 1:16:16Speaker 04

  Yep, I'm ready.

• 1:16:18Bunnie XO?

  Say it one more time.

• 1:16:20Speaker 04

  Yeah. Bob out.

• 1:16:22Bunnie XO?

  Bob out, baby. Thank you guys so much for coming tonight. We love you so much.

• 1:16:35Speaker 04

  That girl sounds like a piece of candy.

• 1:16:42Bunnie XO?

  Thank you guys so much. We love you.

• 1:16:53Bunnie XO?

  Woo! Mouse got a little switchiness in him, buddy. I love it. You guys want me to sign some books?

• 1:17:02Bunnie XO?

  Hold on one second.

• 1:17:59Speaker 07

  Yeah.