Ask, Tell, Confess: Cheating, Backstabbing, & Stories That Crossed Every Line

On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the gang spirals (fast) into absolute chaos. From catching a cheating baby daddy on camera to friends stealing and crossing lines you don’t come back from, the betrayal stories are WILD. Add in unhinged pranks, a pocket bullet gone wrong, and a front yard incident that’ll have you questioning everything… yeah, it gets feral. They close it out with nostalgic, cringe-worthy throwbacks—childhood trauma, middle school madness, and the kind of stories you won't believe actually happened. No filters, no shame, just straight Coven chaos. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:42Bunnie XO?

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• 0:52Speaker 01

  Wayfair, every style, every home. Ask, tell, confess.

• 1:11Bunnie XO?

  Hello, friends. Welcome back to another Ask, Tell, Confess.

• 1:41Bunnie XO?

  How's everybody doing? We're batch filming right now.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Guess what? I haven't seen you guys in forever.

• 1:45Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  You are number two on the New York Times Bestseller, and you are number one in audio.

• 1:51Bunnie XO?

  Damn!

• 1:51Speaker 02

  Week three, guys.

• 1:53Bunnie XO?

  Number two, baby. I'll take it.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  First the worst, second the best. Let's go. Who's number one?

• 2:01Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 2:02Bunnie XO?

  Look.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  Well, you can't, yeah, it's not published, yeah. We had the insight.

• 2:05Bunnie XO?

  Damn, three weeks on the New York Times Bestseller. Let's fucking go.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 2:10Bunnie XO?

  Crazy. I love that.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Number one in audio.

• 2:13Bunnie XO?

  Yay. Number one in audio, baby. We're still number one. That's awesome, dude. I can't. Crazy.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  I think, honestly... More people enjoyed listening to you read it after reading it. So like a lot of people read it and then saw the reviews of how good the audio was and then listened to it again after already reading it. And everyone says it is truly like a storytelling when you hear your voice say it.

• 2:37Bunnie XO?

  I love that. I didn't know this, but at the time until right before we recorded, but you can win a Grammy for narrating a book. Yeah. So I hope that's, I just want to put it in the air that I would love to win a Grammy. Four in the book. That would be amazing. How do you even top that? How do you even write another book?

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, literally.

• 2:58Bunnie XO?

  New York Times bestseller three weeks in a row, fucking, um, and number one audio and then a Grammy.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 3:06Bunnie XO?

  Crazy dude. I don't know. Thank you, Jesus. I am blessed and I'm thankful for that. So, all right, well, I had posted on the dumb blonde podcast Facebook page. I saw, I think it was like, I don't know. It was one of these, um, social media sites like Shade Room or something like that had posted this. And I was like, oh, this is a great topic. It's what's the grimiest shit a friend ever did to you? Let me hear y'all's stories. And you guys left a bunch of stories. So who wants to kick this one off?

• 3:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'll go.

• 3:38Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead, memes.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  I really hope you guys don't take this one anymore.

• 3:41Bunnie XO?

  I've got a few, so you better not take mine.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  This person said, they, um, her friend flew across the country to visit her. She drank every drop of booze in her apartment, went outside to have a smoke and proceeded to have a loud video sex with her boyfriend on the lawn of her building where 15 other tenants were living. She told my neighbor, this guy pounded her so good that her puss looked like ground beef.

• 4:08Bunnie XO?

  Damn. Dude must've been packing a powerful punch. Gosh.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  How do you make it look like ground beef?

• 4:16Bunnie XO?

  That means she had an Audi. That means she had an Audi and it just got pounded and a ground beast. Roast beast.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  They've got the meats.

• 4:25Bunnie XO?

  Good for her. Good for her.

• 4:26Speaker 02

  That's great. Who just shares that piece of information with a neighbor?

• 4:30Bunnie XO?

  I would. I would. That's totally something I would do and say, I don't, I wouldn't do the whole phone sex thing outside, but wait, they were having phone sex or real sex?

• 4:39Speaker 02

  Like video phone sex.

• 4:40Bunnie XO?

  But how did he pound her out and before?

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, share the info with the neighbor.

• 4:45Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:47Bunnie XO?

  Love that for her.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 4:48Bunnie XO?

  Free spirit.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Go her.

• 4:50Bunnie XO?

  I like it. All right, I'll go next. These are gonna go by quick guys because they weren't like really long and intricate, but.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Quick and easy.

• 5:00Bunnie XO?

  Slobbed on my baby's father's. Hold on. Kelly said, slobbed on my baby's father while I was in the shower. I felt something before, so my crazy ass put my phone on voice record and caught it all. This was like 15 years ago. And somebody in the comments had got their asses. She said, and I did. And then she said, the crazy part was he tried to deny it for two hours afterwards.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  I'm confused.

• 5:28Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so she had a feeling that there was something going on between her and her friend and her baby daddy. And before she went in the shower, she set her phone in the room and hit voice record and caught him getting his knob slobbed. By her. And he tried to deny it.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  I read that in, I read that in her perspective.

• 5:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  I thought she just recorded her. Okay, got it now.

• 5:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  The amount of people who submitted their friends sleeping with their baby daddies, their husbands, their boyfriends, their best, like every single one.

• 5:58Bunnie XO?

  Crazy. I don't think I've ever done that. I think I can honestly say I've never done that to somebody. Let me think really hard. Hold on.

• 6:08Speaker 04

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• 6:40Bunnie XO?

  Nope, just brothers. Yeah. No, I never slept with anybody's like baby daddy or their significant other. It never made me feel good. Oh, well, that was unintentional though. So, well, I didn't know the girl. I didn't know the girl. But I was in like, when I was with my ex, and I write about it in the book. I didn't know about his girlfriend until after we had already been together. So, yeah, it's always been unintentional. I've never pursued any of my friends, boyfriends once, because I've never found any of them attractive, and I would never do that. But two, it's just like, I would feel terrible, you know, going after a friend's sloppy, getting

• 7:22Bunnie XO?

  sloppy seconds. Like, I'm too alpha for that, too. There's no way. I would never do that.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Hated it.

• 7:28Bunnie XO?

  Hated it. Have you guys fucked friends?

• 7:31Speaker 02

  Not a friend, no.

• 7:33Bunnie XO?

  Maybe you said, not a friend?

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Well, it's like, it's tricky, because Jason was talking to my best friend when we met. But they were like, ending it. So like, that's how we connected was over the fact that...

• 7:46Bunnie XO?

  Did you and your friend still stay friends after you and Jason got together?

• 7:49Speaker 02

  No, because I found out that she was like, telling Jason my life story.

• 7:53Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that was the one that was...

• 7:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. So, it was like, we were best friends, like, and me finding out that she was telling things to him of my perspective, it kind of pissed me off.

• 8:04Bunnie XO?

  It's not really a friend. I don't know if that would piss you off, but like, weird you out.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was very...

• 8:08Bunnie XO?

  She was trying to pretend she was your life. Yeah.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, so he had fallen for her, thinking he was falling for me. Like, you know, like, because like, once we met, and I was saying, he was so confused. He was like, no, no, no, wait, she told me that exact story, but from her point of view. And I was like, no, no, no, that's my point of view. And so that's what we actually ended up bonding over. And then we just continued our talking from there.

• 8:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  Wild.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. So, really, he did like me.

• 8:33Speaker 03

  Seen her or heard from her?

• 8:34Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we were kids. We were 18, 19 years old. Like, we were... Doing dumb shit. I get it. It's whatever. You know, it was kind of like a catfishing moment. And we didn't talk for like five years, I think. And now we're more like friends on Instagram than we are friends.

• 8:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:52Speaker 02

  I did dumb shit when I was a kid.

• 8:54Bunnie XO?

  I mean, we all have. Hello. I wrote a whole book about it. It's a New York Times bestseller.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  We did some dumb shit. When I went back home this past week, I got to meet up with two of my really good friends from high school. And we all just kind of sat there and like talked about when we'd sneak out of high school and I had a gold PT Cruiser. And we'd hide in the trunk.

• 9:12Bunnie XO?

  I wrecked one. The one I drove through Del Taco was a gold PT Cruiser.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  That's, we were meant to be friends.

• 9:18Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  I wrecked mine too.

• 9:19Bunnie XO?

  That's hilarious. That is so funny.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  That's a Del Taco.

• 9:23Bunnie XO?

  Funny to me. Hey, we're gonna be in Cali. They got Del Tacos out there. When my period starts, let's have a Del Taco night.

• 9:28Speaker 03

  Please.

• 9:29Bunnie XO?

  Can't wait.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Taco movie night?

• 9:31Bunnie XO?

  Mm, let's do it.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Please.

• 9:33Bunnie XO?

  All right, go. Hey, hey.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  Okay, Lori says, going through the Jack in the Box drive through at two in the morning. My guy friend tried to lunge over me to attack the drive through cashier because there was pickles on his burger. End of friendship that day.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Why would you be mad at him?

• 9:48Bunnie XO?

  Why would you end a friendship?

• 9:49Speaker 02

  He just likes what he likes.

• 9:50Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 9:50Bunnie XO?

  And if you guys are shitfaced, you can't hold that against him. I mean, yes, he is showing violent tendencies. But I think if you could channel that into a more productive, you know, conduit.

• 10:02Speaker 02

  I can't believe you just stuck this story. My two friends I told you I met up with.

• 10:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  She got mad at her boyfriend in the drive through and ripped his keys out of the ignition, but it broke the ignition. And she threw them into the Jack in the Box through the drive through window and the car was stalled there. And we had, it took us like two hours to get the car out of the drive through.

• 10:22Bunnie XO?

  While you were there?

• 10:23Speaker 02

  They were arguing while we're getting our food.

• 10:25Bunnie XO?

  Right, like recently?

• 10:27Speaker 02

  No, no, no. When we were kids. Yeah.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Question. Did you guys still eat the food?

• 10:31Speaker 02

  They wouldn't give us the food.

• 10:33Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  They were so mad at us because they had to shut their whole drive through down. And the guy's like literally like, I'm calling the cops. We're like, what the fuck would you like us to do? It's broken down. Two hours. And we ended up just getting like a jack and putting the car.

• 10:45Bunnie XO?

  Why didn't you guys just put it in neutral and push it out of the?

• 10:47Speaker 02

  The ignition was completely broken locked. So you could not do anything at all to this car. And yeah, we had to end up jacking it up, putting the wheels on like those things that move the car around and pushing it out.

• 10:59Bunnie XO?

  Damn, it goes down in the drive through. Who would have fucking thought?

• 11:02Speaker 03

  What drive through were you at?

• 11:03Speaker 02

  Jack in the Box.

• 11:05Bunnie XO?

  That's wild.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  That's why I was like, that's crazy.

• 11:08Bunnie XO?

  I used to love Jack in the Box and then one night I was coming home from dancing and got an ultimate cheeseburger. Woke up the next morning, had fucking the worst food poisoning I've ever had in my life, besides the sushi that I had one time. And I've never been a Jack in the Box fan after that.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Their little tacos though.

• 11:24Bunnie XO?

  Ah, the little tacos are good.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  Tacos are fire, bro.

• 11:27Bunnie XO?

  Never been a fucking, uh, Jack in the Box fan after that.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Huge shit in Jack in the Box.

• 11:31Bunnie XO?

  I'll fucking eat Del Taco all day long, though.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  That's how I got pregnant with Cash.

• 11:36Bunnie XO?

  Love it.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  All right, who's going next?

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Me.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Go, you old hoe.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  So this one said that she had a friend tell her that she could store all her stuff in her garage. The friend then turned around and sold it all. Like, brand new stuffs.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  Cut out the burp.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  No, please leave it in. Leave the burp in.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  Kept rolling.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Like, brand new stuff still in boxes, pots, pan, dishes, cricket machine, coach bag, etc. She lied about it when I couldn't, when, oh, she kept lying about when I could come get it and kept putting me off. Until I just went ahead and stopped by. Her husband told me months later that she stole all my stuff before kicking him out.

• 12:16Speaker 03

  What is a cricket machine?

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Like, one of those sticker cutters?

• 12:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't even know what that is. It was the only thing I caught.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  The cricket machine? Yeah, like, that you put in, like, the old stickers, like, how you

• 12:26Speaker 03

  I'm thinking of the bug.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Monogram, like, tumblers and shit.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Gotcha, I'm, yeah, like, I know nothing. A machine that makes crickets, like, the bugs.

• 12:34Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:35Bunnie XO?

  All right, go ahead.

• 12:36Speaker 02

  That's crazy. Holy, hold on. Can I tell a story real quick, sorry?

• 12:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. I don't care. Not my show.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  There was this family feud in my small town. And they let this guy store all the stuff in his barn and he kept telling the dude to come get it and the guy didn't, so he burnt down the barn with all the guy's stuff in it.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  What the hell?

• 12:56Speaker 02

  And it's still a family feud to this day and it was like grandpa was like, they've now since passed, but like, it's generationally, like, this guy does not like this guy because grandpa set the barn on fire with all my grandpa's stuff in it.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  What the hell?

• 13:10Speaker 02

  I know, right?

• 13:11Speaker 03

  That's great.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, and so he tried to call the cops and cops were like, it was his stuff on his property.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 13:17Bunnie XO?

  What the fuck?

• 13:18Speaker 03

  Moral of these stories is don't leave your shit with other people.

• 13:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you can't, dude.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  Alright, you wanna go?

• 13:23Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 13:24Speaker 03

  You got one longer one. This is from Tina.

• 13:26Bunnie XO?

  Hey Tina.

• 13:27Speaker 03

  With a, with a A.

• 13:28Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  Um, "I do have one kinda grimy story from my twenties. I grew up in a small town and always struggled with insecurity, never thinking I was much to look at. When I moved to Sacramento, I had a friend I used to go clubbing with who always insisted on picking my outfits and doing my makeup because she said she wanted me to look cute. Years later, she admitted she was actually trying to make me look ugly, so guys wouldn't notice me because she was jealous. Looking back, that's pretty grimy."

• 13:55Bunnie XO?

  I feel like so many people have these friends that were just like jealous of them and trying to like...

• 14:01Speaker 03

  Aghast.

• 14:02Bunnie XO?

  What a bitch!

• 14:04Speaker 03

  I'd be fucking pissed.

• 14:06Bunnie XO?

  Bro!

• 14:06Speaker 03

  I would be fucking pissed.

• 14:08Bunnie XO?

  And you openly admit that, like...

• 14:13Speaker 03

  I dunno, some of these people just are not good humans.

• 14:15Bunnie XO?

  There's some really bad humans out there.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Anytime I did friends' makeup to go out, it was always fucking beat, and I would do mine in five minutes.

• 14:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 03

  Thought I had.

• 14:23Bunnie XO?

  But you always look flawless. So mad. I know, she's literally perfect. Alright, this one was a little crazy, but Amy Lynn said, "Legit stuck a pocket bullet in my butt when I was asleep and it got stuck. No lie, it was vibrating in me, but I couldn't get it out. It was super loud too. We never shared a bed again." How the fuck did she even get in your asshole? Were you sleeping naked?

• 14:51Speaker 03

  I would feel, I would feel anything.

• 14:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  Just my ass.

• 14:54Bunnie XO?

  Were you sleeping naked? Was your asshole fucking exposed to the elements? Like, what is happening?

• 14:59Speaker 03

  Were you sleeping with it like spread?

• 15:01Bunnie XO?

  I sleep very clenched, I feel like. Like, how did they pull your pants down and you didn't fucking feel that?

• 15:07Speaker 03

  I didn't not, yeah.

• 15:08Bunnie XO?

  I would, I'm sorry, but...

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Definitely feel something entering my asshole.

• 15:11Bunnie XO?

  You're not getting something up my ass that easily. And if it's vibrating, it had to have been vibrating going in. Yeah. So I like, I have so many questions. Not that I'm doubting the story, but I'm like, dude, did your asshole just... Also, I wonder if they were like drunk or something.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  I was gonna say. And that'd be the only explanation.

• 15:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  I wouldn't feel something is if I was like drunk.

• 15:30Bunnie XO?

  Drunk, a hundred percent. I dunno, I've been pretty fucking shitfaced and I know what's going in my asshole.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  You know?

• 15:38Speaker 03

  I don't know. I think we need more to that story.

• 15:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  I need more, more, more tea on that. All right, go ahead.

• 15:45Bunnie XO?

  All right. Um, this one's short and sweet. Uh, she shit in my front yard.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 15:53Bunnie XO?

  I'd be upset if someone shit in my front yard too.

• 15:55Speaker 03

  I would fucking laugh so hard. I would not care if my friend shit in my front yard. I think it would be hilarious.

• 16:02Bunnie XO?

  Bag inside out, you know?

• 16:03Speaker 03

  I think that's more embarrassing for them. Yeah.

• 16:06Bunnie XO?

  Why are we shitting in people's yards?

• 16:07Speaker 03

  I don't know. I used to dare friends to shit in In-N-Out boxes, so it didn't, that would not faze me. Yeah, purses, In-N-Out boxes.

• 16:14Bunnie XO?

  I can confidently say as a friend group, we didn't really do much shitting.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  Fame. I loved poop. Poop makes people laugh.

• 16:22Bunnie XO?

  It does.

• 16:23Speaker 03

  I love a good poop story.

• 16:24Bunnie XO?

  How you do?

• 16:25Speaker 03

  I do.

• 16:25Bunnie XO?

  I love the story.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Like poop pranks are fucking funny, dude.

• 16:29Bunnie XO?

  Can I read an Ask, Tell, Confess that someone gave to me specifically because it had to do with poop?

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. All right, here it goes.

• 16:36Bunnie XO?

  She's like, I got it locked and loaded.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  I do. It literally says, hey ladies, this is a tell just for Haley. It involves poop and buttholes. So my boyfriend likes for me to wear a strap-on and ping his butthole from time to time. Okay, no biggie. It is a little awkward, but whatever. He likes it. Well, where the situation comes in is that when his prostate is stimulated and he comes from the stimulation, he shits all over the place. Full-blown, hot, ooey gooey, ripe-ass shit, blowing out his ass.

• 17:07Bunnie XO?

  Ooey gooey? Who describes poop as ooey gooey? I describe brownies as ooey gooey, not shit.

• 17:17Speaker 03

  I don't like ooey gooey. The last time we did this, there was shit all over the bed, his ass, me, the strap-on.

• 17:22Bunnie XO?

  Why are they doing it so much? Why is it a repeated?

• 17:26Speaker 03

  That was the last time.

• 17:27Bunnie XO?

  Why is it a repeated adventure?

• 17:31Bunnie XO?

  Do they think it's gonna get better every time? Maybe it hits like a reflex in his butthole and if he can finally release everything. He needs to do an enema before.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  No, literally, I'm reading down more and it says, uh, uh, I've told him going forward, if he ever wants his butthole poked again, he will need to clean it out first. Enemas are your friend. Amy.

• 17:52Bunnie XO?

  Thanks, Amy.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  Amy.

• 17:53Bunnie XO?

  I didn't need the ooey gooey.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  The ooey gooey.

• 17:56Bunnie XO?

  The adjectives you use for wild. Listen, after the first time, somebody just shits ooey gooey turds everywhere, I'm gonna not wanna fuck them with a strap on.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  Let's not do it again.

• 18:07Bunnie XO?

  I would get the ick so bad. Yeah, like, there's no way, dude.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  I'm having a hard time with that one, guys.

• 18:16Bunnie XO?

  I should have read it first.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  I feel like there should have been.

• 18:18Bunnie XO?

  I should have read it first.

• 18:20Speaker 03

  Someone, someone gave that to you?

• 18:22Bunnie XO?

  All I said, all I heard was, this one's just for Haley, it's about poop and buttholes. I said, I'm in.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  You said, done. Screenshot it.

• 18:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  That one's mine.

• 18:31Bunnie XO?

  I did.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 18:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Speaker 02

  I feel like, what does that cleanup process look like?

• 18:37Bunnie XO?

  Don't know.

• 18:38Speaker 03

  Throw everything away.

• 18:39Bunnie XO?

  I wanna know.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  Does it get into the mattress, though? I feel like, do you put a liner on the mattress? Because I-

• 18:46Bunnie XO?

  Towel down?

• 18:46Speaker 02

  How do you scooch off of that?

• 18:50Speaker 02

  I'm just so confused.

• 18:56Bunnie XO?

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• 19:58Bunnie XO?

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• 21:05Speaker 02

  Your body, dude. And I just imagine her knees down and then like there's pooper and she's gotta scooch off the bed. Or do you just whip the leg off?

• 21:15Bunnie XO?

  And the fucking shrapons just slap around.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Just poop everywhere.

• 21:18Bunnie XO?

  They're like limp noodles.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  Just flinging poop everywhere.

• 21:23Bunnie XO?

  Kelly said, "I took a potato peeler and went up and down my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's car, and he didn't know I knew about her, but she knew about me. Then I poured nail polish remover and other stuff all over the cars. I picked him up from work and he asked me about the cars. I just turned the tears on and said, 'How would I know where she lived? How he still doesn't know I did it, and he had to pay for the car to get fixed. Do not mess with a redhead. We always win."

• 21:58Speaker 02

  So we went after the new girlfriend?

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  Because she knew about her.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 22:05Bunnie XO?

  I feel like what the cars do to you? You know?

• 22:09Speaker 02

  That car didn't deserve that.

• 22:10Bunnie XO?

  I think destroying people's personal property, not saying I haven't done it, I have done it plenty of times growing up. But I, now that I own stuff and actually have stuff, like it's really different to like destroy somebody's property.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  You just made me real empathetic towards that car.

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  It may say.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  Just letting you know, I'm getting very sad over here.

• 22:28Bunnie XO?

  Same, I was thinking of our guy, uh, fucking.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  The robot?

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  The robots.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  No, I saw a TikTok that said, do you guys ever get sad leaving your old car at the dealership? Not, and they don't know it's the last time you're gonna drop them off and they don't know you're leaving them?

• 22:46Speaker 04

  No.

• 22:47Speaker 03

  No one else gets sad?

• 22:49Speaker 04

  No.

• 22:50Bunnie XO?

  No, cause I'm going to pick my car up. Is it when you sell it?

• 22:53Speaker 03

  A new car? No, yeah, getting a new car.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then doesn't know that you left it.

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  No. He's gonna make new memories for a new family.

• 23:01Speaker 03

  Like when I dropped off my old car.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  What if it goes and gets smashed?

• 23:04Speaker 03

  At my ju- at the junkyard.

• 23:07Bunnie XO?

  I've never dropped anything off at the junkyard. That would make me sad.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  She didn't have a front windshield?

• 23:12Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, the hood came back and smashed my windshield while I was driving.

• 23:15Speaker 02

  You remember, it was like in the beginning of our work relationship?

• 23:18Speaker 03

  No, it was the end of 2019. So it was like a few months after our first.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  That's why you got her a car.

• 23:24Bunnie XO?

  I don't remember.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Cause she was Ubering everywhere.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  I didn't drive for six months after that, actually.

• 23:27Bunnie XO?

  I remember.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember. The hood came up and smashed her windshield.

• 23:31Bunnie XO?

  I didn't remember the circumstances, but I remember, I was just like, Haley, why are you fucking Ubering everywhere?

• 23:36Speaker 02

  All the time.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  I was scared to drive, yeah. That was traumatizing.

• 23:40Bunnie XO?

  And look at you now. You fucking drive everywhere. You drive home every fricking weekend.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  I do.

• 23:45Bunnie XO?

  Hidden curves.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  Not even looking.

• 23:47Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 23:47Bunnie XO?

  Alright, what do you guys got for me?

• 23:49Speaker 02

  So she said, when I was in middle school, I was asleep at a friend's house on a Friday night. And the next morning, there was a glass cup sitting on the shelf. I thought it looked like apple juice. So I asked her if it was apple juice and asked if I could have a sip. She said yes. When I took a sip, it turned out to be a cup full of piss.

• 24:06Bunnie XO?

  That's terrible.

• 24:07Speaker 03

  Bench warmers?

• 24:08Bunnie XO?

  That's terrible.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Not apple.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  Why would you say yes?

• 24:13Bunnie XO?

  That's terrible.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  Why would you say yes?

• 24:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but why would you? I can never do that to somebody, dude.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Absolutely not.

• 24:19Bunnie XO?

  It's smell at first?

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Gross. I mean, yeah, that's another thing, but they get like if, I don't know.

• 24:24Bunnie XO?

  Messing with people's food, man, that is a 100%. I will fucking break your face if you do something like that. Like, there's no way.

• 24:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 24:32Bunnie XO?

  I'm so weird already about like being poisoned or fucking drugs in my water or anything like that. There's no way if somebody had me drink piss, I would get extremely violent.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  I would be very violent. Anything poop pee? No.

• 24:45Bunnie XO?

  No, you can't do that to people. Like that one lady who put poop in her boyfriend's brownies is like, come on, man, like.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Not okay.

• 24:52Bunnie XO?

  Stop, stop, stop, stop. That's so rough. Yeah. Friends should never do that to somebody. I mean, obviously, look at fucking traumatize this girl.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a middle school.

• 25:03Bunnie XO?

  Still, middle schoolers are the worst, man.

• 25:05Speaker 02

  They are. Like, I feel like they literally turn evil in middle school.

• 25:09Bunnie XO?

  Dude, they gave me a fucking training bra and dog treats for my birthday and I never forgot.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  You didn't know that?

• 25:16Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 25:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:18Bunnie XO?

  They said I was so ugly, they gave me dog treats and a training bra because I didn't have any boobs for my birthday. All the boys did.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Sixth grade is when I stopped wearing shorts because I wore shorts one time to school and this boy named Tim pointed and gagged and was like, oh my God, she's wearing shorts. I didn't wear shorts for 17 years after that.

• 25:37Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my God. And where the fuck is he at now?

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 25:43Bunnie XO?

  Let's look him up.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Oh, I know exactly where he is. We're friends on Facebook.

• 25:46Bunnie XO?

  Since we like looking people up.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  Unfriend him.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Kids.

• 25:53Bunnie XO?

  Well, we don't like him. I have a grudge. We've got a grudge with Tim. All right, guys. We love you so much. Talk to you later. Bye bye.