Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Husband Drama & Who Porked Granny About this episode On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven comes in hot. Bunnie XO recaps her FOUR-HOUR interview with Larry Birkhead — including finally meeting Dannielynn — while the girls juggle tour rehearsals, tease surprise guest moments, and freak out over the book popping up in local stores.
Then the confessions take over. Hailee shares a high-fiber cereal story that turns into pure trauma, Meme reads a submission about a jaw-dropping run-in with an older woman, and the Coven reacts to a listener’s marriage drama about a husband who won’t do a single thing around the house. They close it out with Valentine’s plans, dinner reservations, and the kind of chaotic energy only this group can deliver.
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0:01 Bunnie XO? Ask, Tell, Confess.
0:16 Bunnie XO? Hiyo friends.
0:21 Bunnie XO? Welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess.
0:43 Speaker 01 Alright.
0:49 Bunnie XO? I just got out of a four hour podcast, guys. Longest podcast I've ever done.
0:54 Speaker 01 In history.
0:55 Bunnie XO? So good though. It was Anna Nicole's, um, I don't like referring to him like that. It was Larry Birkhead, who is the father of Anna Nicole's baby. And man, I think he talked, he dropped so much tea. I don't know. It was crazy. It was really beautiful. I feel so blessed that he trusted me with his story like that. And we got to meet Dani Lynn.
1:19 Speaker 01 I feel like I was in on a secret.
1:21 Bunnie XO? What a sweet little mugget.
1:25 Speaker 01 I wanted to take her with us. I'm like.
1:27 Bunnie XO? I love her and she's our style. She's like, like little goth girl. I love her to death.
1:32 Speaker 01 Her haircut, top tier.
1:32 Bunnie XO? Love. What do they call that? They call it something.
1:35 Speaker 01 It's like a little pixie cut.
1:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but it's called something because it has those sides. I forget what it's called. She's so cute though.
1:43 Speaker 01 She's very whimsical.
1:45 Bunnie XO? She is very whimsical. That is a great way to describe her. Love her. She's definitely from another timeline.
1:54 Speaker 01 I was jealous of her outfit.
1:55 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
1:56 Speaker 01 Fire.
1:56 Bunnie XO? Super cute.
1:56 Speaker 01 I know. The minute she walked in, I said, I like that.
2:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah. No, she's so cute. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we have been, we've got a show for you guys. Let me just tell you, we did two tour rehearsals and I'm actually kind of excited. I was not looking forward to it. I'm not exact, there's two shows that I'm a little worried about. I'm not gonna say it, but we have the guests that we have lined up, if they all show up, clutching my pearls, like, holy shit, I can't even believe we got some of these people to sign up.
2:34 Speaker 02 It's like a mini concert.
2:36 Speaker 01 So by the time this comes out, New York will have already happened. Cause this is next Friday. Yeah. So we will have already done New York by the time everyone's getting to listen to this.
2:46 Bunnie XO? I know.
2:48 Speaker 01 And the book is out.
2:49 Bunnie XO? And the book is out, baby stripped down, unfiltered and unapologetic, baby.
2:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, people have it already. So it's in a bookstore locally here.
2:57 Bunnie XO? Wow, that's crazy.
2:59 Speaker 01 That was in our chat earlier, that's one of, someone from the office at WME saw it in a thing. Well, it's like they all kind of roll out around the drop date. So yeah, some people are already reading your story right now. How does that feel?
3:11 Bunnie XO? We should go down to a bookstore tomorrow and see if we can find one.
3:14 Speaker 01 I think it would be really cool if you went into the bookstore and like hand signed some of them. So it was like a surprise.
3:19 Bunnie XO? No, I want to do that. I planned on doing that.
3:21 Speaker 01 I just, yeah, I think that'd be so cool. It's like, we'll go to like a little mom and pop bookstore and like.
3:26 Speaker 02 What if someone's like, whose signature is this? I don't want this book. This book is used. I don't want it. Someone drew in this.
3:35 Bunnie XO? If you guys haven't though, go out and please get your copy of stripped down, unfiltered, unapologetic. I'm nervous, my butthole's puckered. You guys are gonna really get to read my words and my life and good times, let me tell you. Everybody keeps telling me, wow, you really didn't hold back.
3:56 Speaker 01 And you said, oh, if you only knew.
3:58 Bunnie XO? I'm like, actually, they took out a lot of stuff, but there might be a book too. If this one does good enough, maybe I'll write a part due. Y'all know I'm always doing something to the house and lately I've been working on our outdoor space. I'd been looking for something to pull the patio together when I found the Hardigan black and white outdoor rug on Wayfair. Once I put it down, I loved how the clean, modern geometric pattern completely pulled the space together without having to redo everything. Plus it's stain and water resistant, pet friendly, and you can literally. hose it off when it gets dirty. Wayfair has something for every style and budget. And with customer photos and more than 20 million verified five star reviews, it makes finding the right piece so much easier. If your outdoor space feels unfinished,
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4:58 Speaker 03 Wayfair, every style, every home.
5:01 Speaker 04 Attention all new and existing members of the W D N C. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog, and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the W D N C. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders, wherever you get your podcasts.
5:31 Speaker 02 All right, who's gonna kick this off? Please don't ever do that with your eyebrows again. Don't ever do that with your. What? I know it wasn't me because I have botox.
5:42 Speaker 02 Oh baby, don't ever do that again. What'd you do? What'd she do? Bro.
5:54 Speaker 02 The hell?
5:57 Speaker 02 I had to look away for a moment. It was bad, dude. You have to wait till her face completely relaxes for her to do it again.
6:08 Speaker 02 She looked like Burt from Burt and Ernie, dude. It was like she made it. She made her eyebrows twerk like it was crazy.
6:17 Speaker 02 Like Nacho Libre, bro. I don't know what she did. I don't know what she did, but holy shit.
6:28 Speaker 02 I need to see it.
6:31 Speaker 02 Dude. We're all delirious. All right, we're gonna go back to Haley, would you like to kick this off? Sure, I'll go.
6:40 Speaker 02 Is this what you feel like with me and? Got it.
6:45 Speaker 02 Got it. Okay.
6:49 Speaker 02 Yay, sorry.
6:55 Speaker 02 I get, I get how Mimi feels. My face hurts. Yeah, how Mimi feels. She like made eye contact with me. That's what, you can't make eye contact with her, with her. No, she did hurt the eyebrow thing and made eye contact with me. Like, hold on, I'm gonna try to do it, but I have so much botox on my face. She was like, you're not.
7:19 Speaker 02 Why did it feel like it was moving so much?
7:23 Speaker 02 Bro, this is me moving mine. Hers went like up here, though. I can't. This wire will never have botox. Bro. You don't need it yet. I can't. She got, no, it's one of those things she has to be completely relaxed to do, because it was. I'm gonna pass out? No, it was rough. All right, Haley, you go, kick it off, baby.
7:45 Speaker 02 Okay, when I was 15, I made the rookie mistake of eating a huge bowl of high fiber cereal before a long train ride to see my boyfriend in another city. My stomach started sounding like a haunted house halfway there, but I thought I could power through. I could not. By the time we were on the bus to his house, I was sweating, clenching, and committing war crimes against my own intestines while blaming every suspicious noise on a random lady in front of us. About 20 steps from his front door, my body chose violence. Full disaster, no survivors. I told him to walk ahead because I'd bled through a tampon. Then performed emergency cleanup like a criminal on the run. Once inside, I destroyed his toilet using industrial blue paper towels that absolutely would not flush.
8:30 Speaker 02 In my panic, I stuffed the evidence into a literal hole in the wall like some kind of feral raccoon. A week later, I heard his mom screaming at his little brother for putting poop towels in the wall, and he got grounded. I said nothing. I carry this guilt and a fear of fiber every time I travel.
8:47 Bunnie XO? I wish.
8:48 Speaker 02 That was so bad.
8:49 Bunnie XO? I wish fiber had the same effect on me. God, I would eat a fucking fiber bowl every day.
8:55 Speaker 02 Why do you have a hole in the wall? Bran flakes?
8:57 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
8:58 Speaker 02 I'm not sure exactly what. Yeah, my grandpa.
9:01 Bunnie XO? I love raisin bran.
9:02 Speaker 02 You know what? No wonder I'm so regular is because that was his favorite cereal and every time I'd come home from school, every day at school, I'd have a bowl of fucking raisin bran.
9:12 Speaker 05 Great cereal.
9:12 Speaker 02 Had no clue.
9:13 Bunnie XO? Raisin bran crunch?
9:15 Speaker 05 God.
9:16 Bunnie XO? Crunch.
9:16 Speaker 02 That's a.
9:17 Speaker 05 Yeah.
9:18 Bunnie XO? I love raisin bran though. Raisin bran has so much fucking sugar in it though.
9:22 Speaker 02 Really?
9:23 Bunnie XO? Oh, ruined my life. You know what my dad used?
9:25 Speaker 02 I was fat.
9:25 Bunnie XO? You know what my dad used to fucking make me eat all the time as a child? Okay. Picture, you just want a scrumptious frickin cereal.
9:35 Bunnie XO? And guess what my dad used to make me eat?
9:37 Speaker 05 Kicks.
9:37 Bunnie XO? Grape nuts.
9:39 Speaker 02 The hell is that? Excuse me, what is that?
9:41 Bunnie XO? You've never heard of grape nuts? They're fire now that I'm older, but they are the hardest, crunchiest little pebbles. It's like you're eating fucking rocks. You know, like it's the worst. I, I'm gonna have to get, you know what? We're gonna try grape nuts on the next Astal Confess.
9:55 Speaker 02 Absolutely.
9:57 Speaker 02 You know what? Okay. This is completely random too, but another thing, I would come home from my grandparents' house and I would eat these little like chocolate like chews that my grandma had. I thought it was like, just like a chocolate candy. I found out like years later, those were calcium chews and I would have like multiple a day when I would. Bitch. Oh my God.
10:18 Bunnie XO? Do they constipate you? Cause doesn't calcium constipate you?
10:21 Speaker 02 I also had raisins. Raisin bran is just flowing through. You are very regular.
10:25 Bunnie XO? You have a very active poop shoot. So.
10:27 Speaker 02 Yeah. I'm good over here.
10:29 Bunnie XO? Oh. All right, I'm next. This person said, sometimes I just wanna honk at people.
10:39 Bunnie XO? I'm not aggressive in any way, but ever since I started driving, I'll just get urges to honk. I won't unless it's necessary, like blowing a stop sign or turning in front of me too soon, or like cutting me off. But sometimes I'll be thinking, I want someone to fuck up so I can honk. I don't know. Did you write this?
10:59 Speaker 01 So money driven, it's crazy.
11:01 Bunnie XO? I don't know why, I just do it. In my two years of driving, I think I've only honked.
11:07 Speaker 01 Two.
11:08 Bunnie XO? Four times, though.
11:10 Speaker 01 As a youngster.
11:11 Speaker 02 Eighteen.
11:12 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it sounds to me like they have, you know how like you have acute aggression?
11:17 Speaker 02 Yes.
11:17 Bunnie XO? So they're just so excited to be behind the wheel.
11:19 Speaker 02 I get it.
11:19 Bunnie XO? Just wanna fucking honk, you know?
11:20 Speaker 01 Bro, that was so you. Got honked at twice just driving over here.
11:25 Bunnie XO? Bro, I got honked at too. Why was there so much fucking honking? It was pissing me off.
11:29 Speaker 01 Literally, I was like, why are we being honked at so much right now?
11:32 Bunnie XO? Dude, isn't that, are we supposed to wait for everybody to fucking go down the road before we decide to make a left turn? Same. If you're going too fast.
11:41 Speaker 01 Right by our house.
11:42 Bunnie XO? If you're going too fast, that's a you fucking problem, not me. Slow the fuck down. I'm turning left, you fucking douche. You know what I'm saying?
11:49 Speaker 01 Speed up at me.
11:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:51 Speaker 01 And honk at me like I'm in fault.
11:53 Bunnie XO? I thought, you know, okay, so you know what I learned when I first moved to fucking Tennessee? Is you know, like when you're going through like those tunnels or whatever, you have to honk? I used to get so mad and one day Jay was driving with me, I was like, why the fuck are they fucking honking? I was so mad and he was like, they do that to let you know that they're on the other side. And I was like, oh, okay. So is that maybe what they're doing?
12:16 Speaker 01 No, I think I, I do think we just kinda pulled out in front of them.
12:19 Bunnie XO? I gave a dude ample amount of time and he fucking still honked at me.
12:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, well fuck him.
12:25 Bunnie XO? That's what I'm saying.
12:26 Speaker 02 Maybe he was the one that rode in.
12:27 Bunnie XO? Listen, listen, honk your little heart away, okay?
12:31 Speaker 01 I should just give it the honk.
12:32 Bunnie XO? Listen, as long as you're not running people over, fucking honk.
12:35 Speaker 01 People in New York communicate with honks. It's not even out of aggression. They're literally letting you go, like, go ahead. If you were to let someone go ahead.
12:41 Speaker 02 I wish I could do that, but I feel like people nowadays get pissed.
12:44 Bunnie XO? I fully believe that you should honk if you're horny.
12:46 Speaker 02 I wish there were different, different types of horns. Like, you know, like I wish it was like a, like I would honk sometimes to say thank you, but it sounds like I'm being mean.
12:56 Speaker 01 It was like, thank you.
13:01 Bunnie XO? How would a thank you horn sound?
13:04 Speaker 01 Like the little squeaky ones like
13:06 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I get that. Yeah. All right, go memes.
13:10 Speaker 01 Okay.
13:12 Bunnie XO? It's nine o'clock at night and we're still filming.
13:14 Speaker 01 This one says, when I was nineteen, we lived next door to an older lady. She was in her late seventies. I used to go over and help her mow and do her trash and pick up around the house because she was disabled and had to move around via wheelchair. She was wasn't able to walk for very long, but one evening when I was helping her clean, she made a comment about how she missed having a man around the house and how thankful she was to have my help. That night during conversation about my love life, she stated that she hadn't had any physical touches in over twenty years and that all she had was a vibrator. We both laughed and I noticed her staring down at my bulge multiple times. I was wearing gym shorts and I knew instantly that she would probably never experience dick again in her lifetime.
13:58 Speaker 01 So I outright offered her some. I said, well, I'm only next door. I can provide whatever you need whenever. That was enough for her. At first she was shy, but eventually said to come back later that she would be ready. She called me over.
14:12 Bunnie XO? She had to shave that old hairy bush.
14:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, everything shower for sure. She called me over around eleven PM. I had a key to her door. So I walked right into her in the bedroom. She was already laying there fully naked. I was very young and fully bricked when I saw her. I got into her bed, wrapped her legs around my waist and slowly slid it in.
14:31 Bunnie XO? Okay.
14:32 Speaker 01 She was so tight, but opened up to me real quick. She was incredibly wet and shaking like a leaf.
14:42 Bunnie XO? At first it started off like the Garth Brooks song where he talks about banging the old lady and then it turned into a straight up porn.
14:48 Speaker 01 Yep, they fucked for forty five minutes. That was one of the best sexual experiences of my life. Sadly, she passed away a year later. We only ever fucked that one night. She called the next day to say she slept, to tell me she slept like a baby with my load in her. I'm twenty nine and I still love fucking old women.
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17:20 Speaker 05 The last part was what got me.
17:24 Speaker 01 Progressively.
17:24 Bunnie XO? First of all, shout out to granny for getting her fucking rocks off before she passed away.
17:29 Speaker 01 Get it, man.
17:29 Bunnie XO? Love that for her. Uh, you know, listen, we don't ever yuck anybody's yum.
17:35 Speaker 01 Exactly.
17:35 Bunnie XO? So we appreciate the dickin'. Okay? We appreciate the Charles dickin'. Okay? It's a Christmas story. That's a Christmas story.
17:48 Speaker 05 What?
17:50 Bunnie XO? You know about Charles Dickens, right?
17:52 Speaker 01 Isn't he the one with Moby Dick? No?
17:55 Bunnie XO? No.
17:55 Speaker 01 Oh.
17:56 Bunnie XO? Charles Dick- I don't know. Did Charles Dickens write Moby Dick? He might have. But he also wrote A Christmas Story. So anyways, I was just saying, we appreciate a great story like Charles Dickens. You know, it was an analogy.
18:07 Speaker 01 I like it.
18:08 Speaker 05 He came in her?
18:10 Speaker 01 I can't get it.
18:10 Speaker 02 I can't get over the fact that it lasted for forty-five minutes.
18:13 Speaker 01 The fact that you said slit it in.
18:15 Speaker 05 Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah.
18:17 Speaker 01 You're welcome.
18:18 Bunnie XO? He said, no, the fact that he said she was tight, but then opened up.
18:24 Speaker 01 He just had a loosening.
18:25 Speaker 02 How old was he?
18:26 Bunnie XO? My vagina hurts.
18:26 Speaker 01 Nineteen.
18:28 Bunnie XO? Damn. Nineteen getting some granny fucking.
18:32 Speaker 01 Seventy.
18:33 Bunnie XO? Blah blah blah.
18:35 Speaker 01 Do you think that's what it looked like chewed up spit out? I mean, at that age, you have no estrogen left.
18:39 Bunnie XO? No, I was gonna say, no, I've heard the complete opposite, that your pussy lips fucking go inside, so.
18:44 Speaker 01 That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's not there. It's like.
18:46 Bunnie XO? I don't want my pussy lips disappeared after IVF.
18:51 Speaker 01 Prove it.
18:52 Speaker 02 Open it right now.
18:53 Bunnie XO? You guys see my pussy all the time. Every time I'm fucking undressed.
18:55 Speaker 02 I haven't seen it in a minute.
18:57 Bunnie XO? But they're back now. They're back now because I'm regulated with my hormones. But man, for a minute there, I had to like dig those motherfuckers out. So I was like, this is what, this is what they were talking about, man. It was rough. I had to use vaginal estrogen.
19:12 Speaker 02 Digging them out.
19:13 Speaker 05 Whoa.
19:14 Speaker 02 I just, I did, just.
19:16 Bunnie XO? Pop those suckers back out.
19:17 Speaker 01 Stick them to the sides or something. Like.
19:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I wanted the meat hanging, dude. And I had a labiaplasty. I insisted on having those little ahi tunas fucking flap. Those little. Yellow tails.
19:28 Speaker 01 Exactly. I said that, I think I was, we were having dinner with Andy the other night. He's like, would you like some? I said, I don't eat labia. And he said, oh.
19:37 Bunnie XO? That fucking sushi place was so.
19:40 Speaker 01 I don't want to tell anyone about it because it's like.
19:42 Bunnie XO? I can't even remember the name of it.
19:44 Speaker 02 Which one?
19:45 Speaker 01 The sushi place that we.
19:46 Bunnie XO? Where we went after Star Search.
19:47 Speaker 01 Bro, that was literally the best sushi I've ever had.
19:50 Bunnie XO? Phenomenal.
19:51 Speaker 01 I tried everything you ordered. It was so good.
19:54 Bunnie XO? All right, go ahead. You.
19:55 Speaker 02 I have a short one.
19:56 Bunnie XO? I do too.
19:58 Speaker 02 My humor.
19:58 Bunnie XO? Okay. Dicks and buttholes.
20:01 Speaker 01 Did someone poop?
20:03 Bunnie XO? She already told the poop one.
20:06 Speaker 02 Um, so, uh, I was dating this guy or yeah, I was on a date with this guy and we went to the movies in the morning. And we're the only ones in the theater.
20:17 Bunnie XO? Hot.
20:20 Bunnie XO? Hot. I already know what's gonna happen. Oh, fuck. All right, nevermind. I was like, dude, I think I've been in a movie theater.
20:27 Speaker 01 I did too.
20:30 Speaker 02 Can't finish it. He stole six hundred and fifty straws.
20:36 Bunnie XO? Well, that's like a fucking turn.
20:38 Speaker 02 Six hundred and fifty straws from the candy stand and connected them all during the film until it was long enough to reach the screen. We went out like two more times after that, but he started getting creepy, so I called it off.
20:57 Speaker 02 It's my favorite ass teleconfess I've ever read.
21:02 Bunnie XO? What was the point? He just wanted to touch the screen? That's fucking hilarious.
21:07 Speaker 01 That's funny. That is crazy. Olivia was doing that during breakfast the other day at our favorite breakfast spot. She started stacking straws and then the waiter got in on it and started bringing her more. So we had this ginormous straw by the end of breakfast.
21:19 Bunnie XO? That is funny.
21:21 Speaker 01 I miss that French toast.
21:24 Speaker 01 Are we going there?
21:25 Speaker 05 Yeah, with the apple. Yeah.
21:26 Speaker 01 Next week. We're going?
21:28 Speaker 05 We're going.
21:30 Speaker 01 You're not invited.
21:31 Bunnie XO? I am leaving my husband. I'm tired of, uh, I'm tired.
21:36 Speaker 02 I didn't know you were going.
21:41 Bunnie XO? Cameras.
21:48 Bunnie XO? I'm leaving my husband. I'm tired of working hard every day to build. A home and a life for us while he sits at home and does nothing. We agreed he would be a stay at home father, but while he watches our baby and is great at that, he does nothing else. I still have to come home to cook and clean.
22:05 Speaker 01 No.
22:06 Bunnie XO? And hear his constant complaints of being hungry.
22:09 Speaker 01 Nope.
22:10 Bunnie XO? Our house being a mess and me always being tired. Our budget is tight, but we make do. Well, I make do. He complains every day of not having luxuries in excess. I'm expected to give him the shirt off my back while he never thinks of me as anything more than an afterthought. Sorry, I can't afford to take out, take you out on ribeye steaks three times a day, but we are always fed. The last job for me was today. Yes, one of those sandwiches was for me. Why would you get two and, and I get none? Yes, Valentine's Day is tomorrow, same as it is every year. One of my favorite holidays and he didn't even care. I'm done. I no longer feel love. I no longer feel anger. I just
22:53 Bunnie XO? want out of this, just a whole lot of nothing when I look at him.
22:57 Speaker 01 I hope.
22:57 Speaker 02 You know, the movie, The Tooth Fairy with The Rock in the like princess little outfit? That's what it's giving.
23:04 Bunnie XO? I've never seen that movie, but I don't know. I'm kind of on the fence with this.
23:11 Bunnie XO? I'm kind of on the fence with my answer with this and it's like, I can see both sides. Taking care of a child all fucking day long is exhausting. I,
23:24 Bunnie XO? yes, women are made and groomed as children to keep their house tidy, take care of the kids, all that stuff. We can multitask. Men do not normally have that embedded in their brain.
23:42 Bunnie XO? If you keep asking him to do these things. And he doesn't do it. I can see how that would be frustrating.
23:46 Speaker 01 Yeah.
23:47 Bunnie XO? But to expect all of that from a man is kind of heavy. I don't, I, I get it. She's the breadwinner. She's out working and to come home to a fucking dirty house is the last thing I want to come home to also. But at the same time, your kid isn't in daycare and he is taking care of that child 24 seven. So I mean, maybe instead of looking at all the things he doesn't do, look at the one thing that he does right. And that's be a consistent parental figure in your parents' li- in your kid's life. But Mimi, you're in this situation. How do you feel?
24:22 Speaker 01 I feel a little bit different about it. While I don't think she should expect everything to be done by him because that is still a 50 50 because if he was to go to work all day and she was to go to work all day, when you got home, it was a 50 50. So you almost have to see childcare as a 50 50.
24:38 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
24:38 Speaker 01 And so when you get home, you still have responsibilities. Like I'll work sometimes and then come home and be like, what am I making for dinner? Because I came home to a clean home. So with that, I feel like when people look at it is like everything should be done because I'm working. That's wrong. But with the child around, there's still certain responsibilities that you can do with that child around, whether at any age, they still nap. Like you have that nap time, do a few dishes.
25:06 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:06 Speaker 01 And so when she comes home, maybe she does the laundry.
25:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:09 Speaker 01 So it's like now you have dishes and laundry done. You've both contributed while he does his full time job taking care of the child. I think I'm put like, I put my husband on such a pedestal because he's somehow like he still works full time from home. He takes care of two kids and I built a farm that I made him take care of.
25:30 Speaker 01 You know, like I truly, I have him on such a pedestal and I don't try to compare everyone to him, but like. He still, I'll still come home to a clean house.
25:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, that guy doesn't sound like a Jason.
25:40 Speaker 01 No.
25:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, not at all.
25:41 Bunnie XO? He's such a-
25:42 Speaker 02 The guy that she's talking about is a typical dude.
25:44 Speaker 01 Correct, and I, like, I don't know if you guys have ever studied, like, how women's brains and men's brains, how you said, are made, is like, if you ask a woman and a man the same list to get done, men go from top to bottom, and women actually read that list and go, well, if I do this list in this certain order, I'll get done sooner. While men are like, well, no, you told me to do the dishes, so that's my first one, but it's like, but no, you could have started down here and had the dishwasher running and had this-
26:15 Speaker 02 No, women are smarter.
26:16 Speaker 01 Well, yeah, we're just more organized, because it's literally how our brains work. Brains are wired completely different.
26:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah, absolutely, but I mean, if you're, I think, if you're nitpicking him that bad, maybe you guys shouldn't be together.
26:28 Speaker 01 There's other issues.
26:29 Bunnie XO? Because there's obviously other issues. Maybe he's done something to make you feel less important in his life, or, you know? I mean, and who the fuck celebrates Valentine's Day? I don't. My husband asked me to go to dinner on Valentine's Day, and I was like, why? I like, looked at him suspiciously, because I was like, we have never celebrated Valentine's Day, you know? I feel like love should be celebrated every day, not just one day of the- You know what I'm doing for Valentine's Day? I'm literally fucking going to get a massage, get my nails done, and I'm sleeping the fuck in. I might even give my husband a rim job, you never know. Feeling a little froggy. But, that's how I'd like to spend my Valentine's Day.
27:05 Speaker 01 Bye.
27:06 Bunnie XO? What are you guys doing? Oh, is it bye?
27:08 Speaker 01 No, that was just crazy that you said rim job.
27:10 Bunnie XO? Oh, I was like, bye.
27:14 Bunnie XO? I was like, are we ending the pod? Perfect.
27:16 Speaker 01 My timer's going off.
27:17 Bunnie XO? Rim job it is.
27:19 Speaker 02 Oh.
27:20 Bunnie XO? What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day, and then we'll get out of here?
27:22 Speaker 01 Oh, um, Jaime and Haley have plans together.
27:25 Bunnie XO? Oh, now you know how I feel when you fucking bitches go and just do antiquing together, or fucking go shopping together, or go eat out together. I don't want to hear your fucking little sob story, okay? Good, glad, you know, you see who the fucking common denominator is here.
27:45 Bunnie XO? Where are you guys coming?
27:47 Speaker 05 We go, okay, first of all, I go to Daddy's Dogs. It's a Valentine's dinner they do every year.
27:52 Bunnie XO? Oh, I was there when they made the plans.
27:55 Speaker 05 What?
27:56 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I thought I was. Somebody said, I remember, I was around.
28:00 Speaker 05 Were you?
28:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah, whenever.
28:01 Speaker 02 He, he messaged me to move the reservation, cause Daddy's dogs, I talk to them all the time, I love them. So I messaged him and he got that fixed and he was like, if you wanna come too, you can. I was like, my brother's gonna be in town, I mean.
28:13 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I was around when this conversation was being had.
28:16 Speaker 05 So when it all started, I asked her because I was like, I booked it for me and Brooke.
28:20 Bunnie XO? I wasn't invited, though.
28:22 Speaker 05 There's that.
28:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
28:23 Speaker 05 But I booked it with Brooke.
28:24 Speaker 02 Reservation.
28:25 Speaker 05 Booked it with Brooke, realized I couldn't go, cause we had rehearsals. I tried to email, wasn't working, so I used the plug over there, Haley, to be like, hey, I know he texts you all the time, can you, uh, uh, let him know that I'm looking to move my reservation. And then, in that, he offered her to also come. Just throwing that in there.
28:42 Speaker 02 Literally, there was literally two reservations left at nine PM tomorrow night. And I was like, I have my brother with me, like, I'll just bring my brother, and then we all four are just gonna go.
28:52 Bunnie XO? Oh.
28:53 Speaker 05 And you said you were gonna make a sign.
28:54 Speaker 02 I was like, I'm gonna make a sign that says, this is my brother, but then I was like, is that even more fucking weird?
29:00 Bunnie XO? Oh, you wouldn't go anyways. I wouldn't.
29:02 Speaker 02 It's fucking nine o'clock at night. At nine PM?
29:04 Bunnie XO? Oh, really? Yeah, I know how that goes.
29:07 Speaker 05 Hot dogs.
29:08 Bunnie XO? Alright, well, I love you bitches. Happy fucking Valentine's Day, fuckers. We're outta here, love you.
29:11 Speaker 05 Bye.
29:12 Bunnie XO? Bye.
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