Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Shot Glasses Don’t Belong There About this episode On this wild episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the crew dives into their jam-packed podcast schedule, from recent New York adventures to upcoming runs in LA. Along the way, they share jaw-dropping listener stories—a couple who left a room in shambles with feathers and toys, a woman whose shot-glass stunt went dangerously wrong, and even an ex who asked his former flame to plan his wife’s funeral. The team also tackles the tricky topic of emotional cheating, offering real talk and advice. They wrap things up with their signature banter—and one very important PSA: keep glass far away from your private parts.
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1:50 Bunnie XO? Hello, everybody. Welcome to Ask Taylor.
2:07 Bunnie XO? It was soft.
2:07 Speaker 04 It was like a tea kettle.
2:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it was really soft and just kind of like, you know,
2:12 Speaker 04 Dainty.
2:12 Bunnie XO? Sounded like it was like blowing with the wind. Well, if you guys could tell, we have a different background tonight, today, whatever fucking time it is. Actually, it's 12 o'clock in the morning.
2:24 Speaker 04 Oh, no way.
2:25 Bunnie XO? Yep, and we are filming Ask Tell Confess for you because we love you guys so much. We have been on this podcast run in New York and we're going home for two days and then we're going on another podcast run in LA because Mimi likes to overwork me and underpay me. So that's what we've been doing, but we're here doing Ask Tell Confess. Are you guys fucking excited? Yeah, I'm so excited. Haley's fucking, I don't know what happened to you.
2:51 Speaker 04 You are a crackhead Ed right now.
2:53 Bunnie XO? Bro, we went to the gym.
2:54 Speaker 05 I don't know. I got a burst of energy.
2:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's wild.
2:58 Speaker 05 You're gonna need to calm down.
2:59 Bunnie XO? Are you gonna be able to sleep tonight?
3:00 Speaker 05 Run in circles. I don't know.
3:01 Speaker 04 You can sleep down here tonight.
3:03 Bunnie XO? No, you wanna snuggle with me?
3:05 Speaker 04 Go ahead.
3:05 Speaker 05 Maybe.
3:06 Bunnie XO? We kissed in front of a rock star's house today.
3:09 Speaker 04 We did. We kiss in front of every iconic place. We miss kiss a lot.
3:12 Bunnie XO? It's our new thing. We just look at each other and we're like, and it's not like tongue or anything like that, but it's like a little
3:18 Speaker 04 Peck.
3:19 Bunnie XO? Little peck, a little peckeroonie.
3:20 Speaker 04 Yeah.
3:21 Bunnie XO? All right, who's gonna kick this off?
3:24 Speaker 04 Don't sound too excited, guys. I mean.
3:27 Bunnie XO? I feel like I kicked it off last week.
3:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
3:29 Bunnie XO? Didn't I?
3:30 Speaker 04 I'll kick it off. All right.
3:32 Speaker 05 Louis?
3:34 Bunnie XO? By the way, Mimi did not wanna record right now. We're forcing her. But she's gonna love us tomorrow because we have another, we have another podcast and literally she wanted to record after that. And I was like, absolutely fucking not. I wanna go home. Take me to my cow and my frickin' dog.
3:48 Speaker 04 I'll be thankful tomorrow.
3:50 Bunnie XO? Yes.
3:50 Speaker 04 Um, so my first one came in. This girl's name's Samantha. My mom used to help. My mom used to have me help her run a cleaning sober housing when I was 15. That's funny. This story is so funny. Uh, there was one building that was for people with disabilities, but most people called it the House of Crazies. One day, a couple wanted to rent a room temporarily and didn't mind being in the House of Crazies. About a week later, I'm walking down the hallway and I see feathers everywhere.
4:24 Speaker 04 It's coming from that couple's room. Me and my mom opened up the door and the room is completely trashed. All the feathers are from the pillows and blankets we had. I opened the freezer and it is completely filled with dildos. Lots of dildos, all different sizes. They never came back for their dildos.
4:45 Bunnie XO? What were they doing with the feathers?
4:47 Speaker 04 Remember that one time we filled the room with feathers?
4:50 Bunnie XO? At the video shoot, bro, when I tell you feathers are the hardest thing to clean up.
4:56 Speaker 04 Cause you would know, right? Cleaning up? No, who cleaned all those feathers up?
5:02 Bunnie XO? I helped a lot. I remember cleaning up a lot, but I don't remember like it. Feathers are hard to clean up. Like what the fuck were they doing with them?
5:09 Speaker 04 I think we got a shot back at one point too.
5:10 Speaker 05 Maybe they had like a pillow fight and then it went into.
5:14 Speaker 04 Sexy time?
5:14 Bunnie XO? That's exactly what happened. We were recording a pillow fight and the pillows just started coming apart.
5:19 Speaker 05 Why were the dildos in the freezer though?
5:22 Bunnie XO? I don't know. I couldn't imagine shoving a cold dildo inside of me. That would suck.
5:27 Speaker 04 Oh, imagine freezer burn in your vagina.
5:30 Bunnie XO? Maybe they dipped him in ecstasy and put him in the freezer. It like freezes it and then you can put it inside. I don't know.
5:38 Bunnie XO? People do weird shit, man.
5:39 Speaker 04 Alright.
5:40 Bunnie XO? People do strange stuff. You never, you guys never had a party like that?
5:44 Speaker 04 No.
5:45 Bunnie XO? I haven't either. It just sounded good.
5:49 Bunnie XO? I'm just, I'm just making shit up.
5:51 Speaker 04 Just spitballing.
5:52 Bunnie XO? I'm just freestyling at this point.
5:55 Speaker 05 Go ahead Haley, you're next. Okay. I have a story from my aura. Um, it's a tale. One time me and my husband went to El Paso, Texas to get away and go on a date. We go get us a crab boil and we love spicy food, so we get the flamethrower. Um, we had a great dinner, go back to the hotel, have drinks, go back up for some freaky time. As we were getting into it, I felt the sudden burn and I was like, what the fuck? Turns out the gloves they give us, uh, and all our hand washing was useless. I had the flamethrower down there. Turns out we stopped right there and just decided not to finish.
6:32 Bunnie XO? Oh, fire crotch.
6:34 Speaker 05 Ow!
6:35 Bunnie XO? Fire crotch. That is the worst.
6:38 Speaker 05 Ow!
6:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that sounds fucking terrible. I did that with Ben Gay one time. Actually, quite a few times I've done that with Bengay. So you know like when you get really, really bad cramps, or when I get really bad cramps, I'll put Bengay right here, like on my stomach. Like Icy Hot? Yeah, it's just like Icy Hot. And like if you fucking move the wrong way, if it gets on your clothes, if you like, you know, put your hand down your pants and sit like Al Bundy, you will literally get frickin' Bengay on your vagina lips. It's the worst feeling and it doesn't go away.
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8:11 Bunnie XO? How do you get it off? You gotta shower, but getting crab oil off I think would be a little bit harder because you can't get that shit off your fingers. That's like cayenne pepper. Yeah, I was gonna say, that's like all the spices. Yeah. Hot sauce. No, nothing about that on the sun. That's traumatizing. I'd like to know how it felt the next day, if it like burned her pussy lips or something like that. God, poor girl.
8:34 Speaker 05 Could you imagine little blisters down there?
8:35 Bunnie XO? Oh, just singed, little singed lips. It looks like those pieces of steak that were in your fucking cheesesteak the other day.
8:43 Speaker 05 Looks like a dried up pear.
8:47 Bunnie XO? Yeah. A dried up pear?
8:49 Speaker 05 Wait, show us the picture. We were talking about this in bed the other night.
8:53 Bunnie XO? First of all, why? I don't know. About dried up pears? Yeah, we were just talking about vagina. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I thought you said we're talking about... Talking about how some vaginas look like dried up pears. Look. You see it? That looks like-
9:07 Speaker 04 We've definitely seen one, right? We know what we're talking about, right?
9:10 Bunnie XO? We've seen a lot. Yeah.
9:12 Speaker 04 Yeah.
9:13 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Yeah, I, some vaginas do look like dried up hairs.
9:16 Speaker 04 I like it.
9:17 Bunnie XO? You guys got a point, you got a point. Yeah. Alright, this one is from Rebecca. If your wife is entertaining a convo and calling this person boo babe,
9:29 Bunnie XO? two hour phone calls and goes and visits your grandma in a nursing home and then she goes to see this person and hides it, am I right to be pissed if she is just a friend, why don't I know about her? All her friends I've met, but this one. It's supposed to be our six year anniversary this week, am I wrong to be pissed? So that's cheating.
9:51 Speaker 04 That's called cheating.
9:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I mean, we don't know if she- Hold on. Fucking Mimi gave me a chair that fucking- Hold on. I'll be right back.
10:03 Speaker 04 Alright. Make sure you're in focus.
10:05 Bunnie XO? Here I am. I'm back.
10:07 Speaker 04 Jason, clip that.
10:08 Bunnie XO? I'm back.
10:09 Speaker 04 Clip it.
10:10 Bunnie XO? Just put it to like squeaky shoe sound.
10:14 Bunnie XO? It's my favorite. That shit was fucking- These fucking wheels, the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. Wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the long-
10:26 Speaker 04 Oh.
10:27 Bunnie XO? Balls in your face go round and-
10:29 Speaker 04 She's always gotta talk for something.
10:31 Bunnie XO? Round and round, yeah. I sing that to all the weenie boys. Okay, anyways, back on topic. We don't know if for sure she was cheating and I'm not going about for this girl, but- She could be emotionally cheating, which that's still fucked up. Emotional cheating is way worse than physical cheating.
10:47 Speaker 04 Way worse. I feel like you are making a whole, you are making a soul connection with somebody.
10:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
10:52 Speaker 04 At that point when you're doing it emotionally, physically.
10:55 Bunnie XO? At least if it's physically, you just get it up, get it in, get it on, get it out, wash your hands and go, you know what I'm saying? There's no emotional bond. Emotional bonds are way harder to break than physical bonds. Yeah, I don't like that.
11:08 Speaker 04 I don't like it either.
11:09 Bunnie XO? I would tell her that she either needs to introduce you to the friend. I don't really, here's my problem. I don't like giving ultimatums in relationships. I don't like them done to me and I don't like doing them to people.
11:22 Speaker 04 I feel like that shouldn't even come to that point.
11:25 Bunnie XO? Exactly. Like if it was a friend, you would have introduced her. For sure. So why is it a secret? Right, and she's putting you in this position to even have to do an ultimatum, but I would just be like, introduce me to your friend, or we're gonna need to reassess this relationship.
11:40 Speaker 04 Absolutely.
11:40 Bunnie XO? I'm not comfortable. I feel very uncomfortable.
11:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, and being open and honest about the fact that it makes you feel the way it makes you feel is gonna be way more important than even the ultimatum. Like, you know, that's telling your feelings is so important.
11:54 Bunnie XO? And maybe, you know, this is a crossroad in you guys' relationship where one, it could either bring you guys closer, or two, maybe it's time to have a talk of like, you know, do we invite other people in, or, you know, like, stuff like that. This could be used in a very positive way. Just go into it with your boundaries and stick with them.
12:17 Speaker 04 I love that advice.
12:18 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
12:19 Speaker 04 Good advice. Alright, I got, I got a story. This person wants to be kept anonymous.
12:25 Bunnie XO? Oh, that means it's good.
12:29 Speaker 04 She is an RN. So I was working urgent care and had a...
12:37 Bunnie XO? We're listening. We're listening.
12:39 Speaker 05 What is happening? We started making faces. I'm sorry.
12:42 Bunnie XO? We got caught in the moment.
12:44 Speaker 04 We can't sit in class.
12:44 Bunnie XO? No.
12:45 Speaker 04 No, you guys are never allowed to be in class.
12:47 Bunnie XO? We're too close right now.
12:48 Speaker 04 You'd be passing notes. The whole class.
12:51 Speaker 05 Our desk would be like...
12:52 Speaker 04 I'm literally like the mom of the group.
12:55 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
12:55 Speaker 04 We wouldn't let them cross the street earlier and these two take off. Green light, car's coming.
13:01 Speaker 05 We looked back, I said, should we wait? She said, no, they left us. I said, we left them. She's like, I know, I just like to gaslight them.
13:12 Bunnie XO? It keeps on walking.
13:15 Bunnie XO? No, but they did wait. They're good.
13:18 Bunnie XO? That made me laugh because every time I laugh, my chair fucking moves. Every time. This chair sucks. All right, here we go. Am I, am I good, Jaime? I'm sorry, dude. I'm not doing it on purpose.
13:28 Bunnie XO? Can you imagine you and the guest tomorrow?
13:30 Bunnie XO? No, I can't sit like, I will not sit like this.
13:33 Bunnie XO? I would never, I would never. It's just really funny.
13:35 Bunnie XO? Fuck no.
13:37 Bunnie XO? I can't, I'm not gonna look at you.
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16:04 Bunnie XO? I'm proud of us for going to the gym and I, we've had long days since Europe. We have had long days.
16:10 Speaker 04 You're up.
16:12 Bunnie XO? Okay, we have had a long fucking day. I think we're delirious at this point.
16:16 Speaker 04 I can't handle this.
16:17 Bunnie XO? All right.
16:17 Speaker 04 I'm gonna be so thankful this is all set up tomorrow morning though, because that means I get to sleep in a little longer. You're welcome. Okay, so this one wants to be kept anonymous. She is an RN, so I was working urgent care and had a young girl come in. Hate you both.
16:34 Speaker 04 I'm just gonna continue. Under 18, but at least 15 years old. Saying she had bad stomach cramps.
16:49 Bunnie XO? You don't understand what she just did.
16:55 Bunnie XO? I'm gonna cry. I am crying. You don't understand what she just did. I'm crying.
17:07 Bunnie XO? We both went like this. We both went like this. I swear to God, we were both like trying not to look, and then we both go. Then our eyes met. It was so funny, dude.
17:21 Bunnie XO? All right, all right. I'm just gonna look over here. Go ahead.
17:30 Bunnie XO? She's so mad at us. Mom is so mad at us.
17:35 Bunnie XO? Alright.
17:37 Speaker 04 She was 15.
17:40 Bunnie XO? I'm so sorry to whoever's story this is, dude. We shouldn't have even filmed right now. We're both, we're all so fucking
17:47 Bunnie XO? We're all so delirious.
17:50 Bunnie XO? Mimi.
17:59 Speaker 04 You guys.
18:01 Bunnie XO? Alright, go ahead. You're gonna have to leave the room, Haley.
18:04 Speaker 04 I might.
18:04 Bunnie XO? Okay.
18:08 Speaker 04 Okay, no, I got it.
18:09 Bunnie XO? Alright, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Alright, alright.
18:11 Speaker 04 Um, she had bad stomach cramps. We checked her over and ruled out most things and thought maybe a stomach bug. However, as I go.
18:21 Speaker 04 I'm doing so good.
18:25 Speaker 04 I heard you laughing.
18:27 Bunnie XO? We're both, I'm looking over this way. She's got her head in her shirt.
18:31 Speaker 04 Okay.
18:32 Bunnie XO? Alright, go ahead.
18:34 Speaker 04 However, as I go to discharge her, she is now in the fetal position crying.
18:39 Bunnie XO? Oh, this is horrific.
18:40 Speaker 04 Her mom, who was in the room, as she's under 18, had to go use the restroom. She tells me she needs to have her vagina checked immediately and then start screaming in pain. I go out, tell the doctor. So now he tells me to go get the patient ready for an exam. So now we are in the middle of an exam. Me and the doctor both see something reflecting light in her vagina.
19:01 Bunnie XO? Get the fuck out of here.
19:03 Speaker 04 Long story short, she put a shot glass inside of her that then suction cupped her her cervix, causing tremendous damage and needing surgery.
19:13 Bunnie XO? Why?
19:18 Bunnie XO? Why? Who looks at a shot glass and like, this looks, is gonna feel good? Was it full of alcohol?
19:25 Speaker 04 Oh.
19:27 Speaker 05 Someone tried to take a shot out of her vagina, like a body shot?
19:30 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but if it's suction, it would have to be up the opposite way.
19:35 Speaker 04 Like a diva cup.
19:37 Bunnie XO? I need to know, first of all, you can't write us a fucking story like that and not tell us why.
19:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
19:44 Bunnie XO? Why was there a fucking shot glass in her fucking vagina, dude?
19:49 Speaker 04 That's wild to me that you would even think, you know what? That belongs in there.
19:54 Bunnie XO? Listen, I have a fucking vagina and I have never once thought to myself, I'm gonna stick a shot glass in my pussy hole.
20:03 Speaker 04 No.
20:03 Bunnie XO? Nothing about that sounds fucking fun. Like, I don't understand why some of these people shove things inside of them that shouldn't be there. Like, glass? Golly, could you imagine if that broken her?
20:16 Speaker 04 Oh, it would be like the pain Olympics.
20:18 Bunnie XO? Oh, she would die.
20:19 Speaker 04 Did you ever watch the pain Olympics?
20:20 Speaker 05 You'd die?
20:21 Bunnie XO? If it got, if it sliced an artery in your fucking cervix or something, fuck, yeah, you could die. I don't know how many arteries are down there. I'm sure a lot, you know?
20:29 Speaker 04 Did you watch pain Olympics?
20:30 Bunnie XO? No, what is that?
20:31 Speaker 04 When he put the mason jar in his butt and it shattered?
20:35 Bunnie XO? Who?
20:36 Speaker 04 He's just squatting.
20:37 Bunnie XO? The whole thing?
20:38 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:39 Bunnie XO? Who did it?
20:40 Speaker 04 Pieces. Guys, ask Charlie about it. He's a big fan.
20:43 Bunnie XO? Of course he would know.
20:44 Speaker 04 Did you, he, he like demonstrated it for us at that mansion one time.
20:47 Bunnie XO? Excuse me, what?
20:48 Speaker 04 Remember that one time he came over and we were at that house with all the bar stools? And he was demonstrating how the guy put the thing.
20:54 Bunnie XO? The haunted house?
20:55 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:55 Speaker 05 Yeah, I was a little distracted by the ghosts. At that house.
20:59 Speaker 04 Should we call in the lifeline?
21:01 Speaker 05 I think we should call Charlie.
21:03 Bunnie XO? Do you wanna call Charlie?
21:04 Speaker 04 Call in Charlie, guys.
21:05 Speaker 05 I need to know this.
21:06 Bunnie XO? I need to hear the story. What is happening?
21:09 Speaker 04 This is, this is like back in the.
21:12 Bunnie XO? Ladies and gentlemen, do not stick glass in your frickin' private parts, okay? Not the fucking anus and not the frickin' vagina. Don't do it.
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22:28 Bunnie XO? He's probably like, "Why are they calling me at fucking..." Oh, it's 10. It's 10 in Vegas. He's awake.
22:32 Speaker 04 Charlie.
22:35 Speaker 04 Okay, say hi.
22:39 Speaker 04 Hi, friend. Hey, Charlie. Charlie, I need you to explain to Bunny what the pain Olympics were and what happened to the mason jar.
22:51 Speaker 10 Okay, so the pain Olympics were a thing online where the person would win by doing the most fucked up or vile things to themselves. Like one girl sawed her own titty off with a dull butter knife. Then another dude, he poured his ass into his dick and you watched it melt away.
23:09 Speaker 04 Acid on his...
23:11 Speaker 10 Yeah.
23:12 Speaker 04 Where was this posted? Yeah, where was this at? It was just in like the dark web, right? Like on rotten.com?
23:17 Speaker 10 Yeah, it was just in the dark web and on 4chan and stuff like that. But everybody would watch it. And then the dude with the one-man-one jar, he put an entire mason jar up his butt and it cracked and broke. And you can just see the blood pouring out. But the funniest thing is, he went to work right after that. Like it's it's wild. The pain Olympics were nuts. It was just basically and all you won was the fact that you got to say I won the pain Olympics. You won no money.
23:48 Bunnie XO? What a time to be alive.
23:51 Speaker 10 Right?
23:51 Speaker 05 Thanks for telling everyone Charlie.
23:54 Bunnie XO? You're gonna be on this week's episode of Ask Talcott Best.
23:57 Speaker 10 For the most fucked up shit.
23:58 Bunnie XO? That is crazy. We miss you.
24:00 Speaker 05 We miss you Charlie.
24:02 Speaker 10 We miss y'all. We can't wait to see y'all.
24:04 Bunnie XO? Love you so much.
24:06 Speaker 05 Love you. Bye.
24:07 Speaker 10 I love you. Bye.
24:08 Bunnie XO? Only Charlie would know that fucking story dude.
24:10 Speaker 05 Wild.
24:11 Bunnie XO? That's that's uh.
24:12 Speaker 05 Acid on your dick and watch it melt off?
24:15 Speaker 04 Saw a titty off with a butter knife. I remember watching a dude cut his dick off.
24:19 Bunnie XO? How did you watch that and not fucking?
24:21 Speaker 04 It was rotten.com.
24:22 Bunnie XO? What is that?
24:23 Speaker 05 I never got into that.
24:24 Speaker 04 Rotten.com was like the dark web before the dark web was dark web.
24:28 Bunnie XO? And they also used to have like this thing called faces of death and you could actually watch people like die.
24:33 Speaker 04 I watched a girl get her head chopped off.
24:35 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
24:36 Speaker 05 I watched a girl get shot point blank on Facebook.
24:40 Speaker 04 Oh, Facebook sometimes lets the weirdest stuff get through.
24:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
24:44 Speaker 05 It was her boyfriend.
24:46 Bunnie XO? Were they fighting?
24:47 Speaker 05 She was standing on a rock. I think she they were fighting. I don't know. It was like in Mexico, I think.
24:51 Bunnie XO? Oh, no, this was another couple that I saw.
24:53 Speaker 05 Yeah, it was like here, here, here, here. It was wild.
24:57 Speaker 04 That sounds like my Instagram reels.
24:58 Bunnie XO? Watch that kind of stuff. I can't.
25:00 Speaker 05 Wild. Scared me.
25:01 Bunnie XO? It just makes me so sick. Like our brains are not meant to comprehend that kind of shit.
25:06 Speaker 04 Oh, and I was a teenager when this stuff came out. Two girls, one cupped?
25:10 Bunnie XO? No, oh yeah.
25:11 Speaker 04 Two kids, one sandbox?
25:11 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:12 Speaker 05 What?
25:13 Bunnie XO? I never saw the two kids, one sandbox.
25:16 Speaker 04 Someone taking a dildo and shoving it in the tip of a guy's.
25:23 Bunnie XO? Okay, I don't get it. I like I like a little bit of.
25:26 Speaker 05 Is that the sandbox?
25:38 Bunnie XO? I know, but is the opening like, like a little sandbox? I mean, she's not wrong to ask that question. Where does the sandbox come into play?
25:49 Bunnie XO? The title. I mean, two girls, one cup. There's an actual cup. Yeah. I don't know. So. I don't know. I mean, it's, it's a legit question. I don't even think it's on the internet anymore. Our brains are not meant to fucking see shit like that, bro. Like, we're not supposed to fucking ever in our lifetime see some shit like that. That's fucking rough, dude. Is that what's wrong with me? Yeah, you're fucked up. You're a fucked up individual. This is from Shawna. She said, put a finger down if you're married, ex-boyfriend called you when his wife died and asked you to plan her funeral.
26:27 Bunnie XO? No, sorry. Okay, okay, I was waiting for it. Um, he asked her and he said, because you're good at planning and stuff like that. Then tells you that now you can be together because she's gone.
26:43 Bunnie XO? Not a fan. So, so before I even got to the you could be together part, I was like, oh, he wants to be with her. And this is his opportunity to reach out. Listen, exes will call you for the craziest shit. I just wanna see how you're doing. I was just thinking about you. It's like, call me and say something cool, you know? Maybe I'll engage with you if you say something fucking cool. Yeah, that or if, you know, just anything cooler than fucking like this shit, you know what I'm saying? That's wild. Yeah. I wonder if she got back with him. I wonder if he killed her. She said no. Uh, she said no. She actually answered that. She said, no, he didn't kill her. Oh. Yeah. Crazy. Exes will do some crazy shit. Was it Mercury or Retrograde? Yeah. Yeah, probably. It was in the microwave. Yeah, Gay Raid was in the microwave.
27:29 Bunnie XO? All right, and on that note, don't answer the phone if your ex is called to ask you to plan their ex-wife's funeral. Just fucking hang up on him. Yeah. Forward. Send, don't even hang up on him. Block him. Just fucking forward. Block him. Block them. Block. Yeah. All right. You guys wanna send us off? Toodle fucking loo. We're going to bed, guys. Love ya. Toodle fucking ooh. Bye bye.
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