The Ultimate Update: IVF, FB Dating Boy & Momo's Back

This week’s episode with the coven has it all - live egg hatching, cat licking, and friendship healing. Bunnie shares an honest update on her IVF journey and how isolating the process can be, Hailee's infamous FB Dating Boy finally replies (sort of), and Momo makes her triumphant return. Oh, and an Amazon driver licked a cat. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:42Bunnie XO?

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• 0:49Speaker 01

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• 1:01Bunnie XO?

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• 1:46Bunnie XO?

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• 2:25Speaker 02

  Bunny EXO.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  She was a Vegas girl.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Bunny EXO.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  She changed my life.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Jelly Roll's like Bunny EXO.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  Bunny EXO. Talk to me about Bunny EXO. Bunny.

• 2:49Bunnie XO?

  Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? We are back, baby. Back in action. And right now, Mimi has an egg cracking. We have a child being born. We have decided to name him Bloom because he's a late bloomer. He's the last of the eggs. If you guys have been following Mimi's TikTok, you would know that she has these eggs fucking being born every day. It was her first batch.

• 3:15Speaker 04

  I don't know why it won't screencast.

• 3:18Bunnie XO?

  We're pulling it up on the TV right now. Slowly but surely. I don't want to miss my nephew's birth, okay?

• 3:28Speaker 04

  I know. I don't know what's happening. It won't let me cat. It won't let me screen mirror. I know. It's gonna happen so fast. Fuck.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Just so we all can watch.

• 3:43Bunnie XO?

  Okay, we're all watching.

• 3:44Speaker 04

  He's going.

• 3:47Bunnie XO?

  He's a pecking away.

• 3:48Speaker 04

  Does he use his beak to do that or? Yeah, there's like a calcium deposit on the tip of their beak that makes it a little bit stronger.

• 3:55Bunnie XO?

  Are their beaks soft when they're born?

• 3:56Speaker 04

  Mm-mm.

• 4:00Speaker 04

  I don't know why it won't work.

• 4:02Bunnie XO?

  It's all right. We can watch it while we record.

• 4:06Speaker 04

  So he's so when they make the first little hole, it's called a pip. And then you know that they've broken through the membrane and they've broken through the egg and they can last like a good like one of mine piped and didn't come out for 24 hours. This one piped like while we were at lunch, my phone was blowing up. Jason's like, get piped.

• 4:27Speaker 04

  And then like now it's just starting to zipper. So zippering means that where the pip that they come through, they're going to pip all the way around the entire egg until and then they'll like stretch their little wings and body until the end pops up and then they just flop out.

• 4:41Speaker 05

  Oh, I want to see the flop.

• 4:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, it's literally the sweetest thing ever. Maybe it needs to upgrade or update.

• 4:48Bunnie XO?

  So yeah, in real time, you guys are going to get to see one of our nephews born.

• 4:53Speaker 04

  That's great.

• 4:54Bunnie XO?

  We're really excited about it.

• 4:55Speaker 04

  I'm excited to find out how many girls and boys I have.

• 4:58Bunnie XO?

  How, when will you know?

• 4:59Speaker 04

  I'm a little bit, you can say you can look by their wing, but a lot of the times they got to get a little bit older and then you'll know with their combs and stuff like whether they're girl or boy. I did buy a straight run, um, group of them right. Like the end of last year, I think it was like October, I bought all of those ones when we drove down to that lady's farm. And I lost two hens and so I ended up with all roosters. So I've got three roosters on my farm. Yeah, it's, there's a lot of humping happening.

• 5:29Speaker 04

  You look out there and they've got them pinned down and they're just.

• 5:31Bunnie XO?

  It's violent.

• 5:31Speaker 04

  Oh, it's so rough to watch.

• 5:33Bunnie XO?

  It's so violent.

• 5:34Speaker 05

  I don't think I've ever seen this.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Are you, I'm recording it next time.

• 5:36Bunnie XO?

  Chicken sex is violent.

• 5:38Speaker 04

  They like jump on their backs and then just like grab them by the back of their necks and just.

• 5:42Bunnie XO?

  They take it. There's no, there's no consent in the chicken world. That's for sure.

• 5:47Speaker 04

  It's pretty wild. So we just need a little more females.

• 5:50Speaker 05

  Chicken.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  I concur.

• 5:53Speaker 04

  Sounds nice.

• 5:54Bunnie XO?

  Well, it feels good to be back, ladies and gentlemen. We just went on a wild adventure for the past few weeks. Shall we talk about it?

• 6:01Speaker 04

  I feel like we left everyone hanging.

• 6:03Bunnie XO?

  We did. What did we say last time?

• 6:06Speaker 05

  He responded back.

• 6:07Bunnie XO?

  Okay, okay, okay. Yes, yes, yes. So the update that everybody has been waiting for.

• 6:15Bunnie XO?

  When he responded back, I can't remember verbatim what he said. Didn't I send you a text message of it or no?

• 6:20Speaker 05

  No, but he said, who is this?

• 6:22Bunnie XO?

  He said, who is this? And I said, my name was.

• 6:24Speaker 05

  Immediately.

• 6:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, immediately. He like, he literally wasted no time. And then I made up like a fake name and I was like, I met you at, oh my God, the chicken egg is right here. We get to watch it live. And then I said, I met you at a bar on Broadway or something like that.

• 6:42Speaker 05

  We plugged his, like, the bar that we were supposed to have our date at.

• 6:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And he's like, I don't remember you. And he's like, he's like, can you send a picture? And I was like, fuck. So I was like, Haley, let's use one of Tayla's pictures because Tayla is like our hot friend. If you guys want to go check her out, her, what's her TikTok? I am Tayla or something like that. Hot little brunette. She's a musician, super cute, super cool. We call Tayla for the consent and we're like, Tayla, we're about to catfish somebody with your pictures. And she's like, go ahead, girls. So we found like a really cute picture of her, that it was hard to find. And I was trying to send it over this burner app, but for some reason it would send, but he said he never got it. So he's like, well, do you?

• 7:22Speaker 05

  Twice, we tried.

• 7:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, twice. He's like, well, do you have an Instagram? And then I went completely silent because I was just like, what am I supposed to do?

• 7:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, at that point, you can't send an Instagram.

• 7:32Bunnie XO?

  But I mean, he was hook, line and sinker. So this dude obviously talks.

• 7:35Speaker 05

  I would have remembered you or something like that.

• 7:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 7:38Speaker 05

  I'm like, what?

• 7:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Like this dude obviously is just a scumbag.

• 7:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:43Bunnie XO?

  Like.

• 7:43Speaker 05

  I don't know if he had a girlfriend.

• 7:45Bunnie XO?

  I don't know.

• 7:46Speaker 05

  There's a part of me that doesn't think, that thinks he was single. I think he figured out. I think it was me not telling him who my client was for a podcast.

• 7:55Bunnie XO?

  Him just doing a little research.

• 7:56Speaker 05

  And I feel like maybe he saw that TikTok of us saying we were gonna blast. Talk about the profiles on the podcast.

• 8:04Bunnie XO?

  I think she, back in, you give this dude way too much credit. He's just a loser.

• 8:10Speaker 05

  I don't, yeah, he's a loser. I also thought I saw him last night.

• 8:13Bunnie XO?

  You don't just engage with somebody and then cut them off like that for no fucking reason. And then gaslight them, gaslight them, like, be like, you know what? I had a great time talking to you, with you, but I just don't feel a connection. Like, let's just be cool, you know, not completely block you and like.

• 8:29Speaker 05

  The blocking, you just.

• 8:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and gaslighting you, you don't want children. It's like, bro, we haven't even fucked yet. What are you talking about?

• 8:35Speaker 05

  I mean, this is weird. I had a first date and you also didn't want children.

• 8:38Bunnie XO?

  I literally didn't want children until fucking la- last year, you know? So you never know when you're gonna want children.

• 8:45Speaker 05

  It's wild. It's the, it's the blocking though, for me.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was the blocking both phones.

• 8:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Speaker 04

  And not giving you an, a lot of people were like, oh my God, Haley went full crazy by texting him on the other phone.

• 8:54Speaker 05

  No, I wanna get in the last fucking word.

• 8:56Speaker 04

  I feel like it wasn't as crazy, cause it's like, he didn't give you a chance to even speak. Like, that's some, that's some whack ass shit. Like, you clearly are not a grown up if you cannot have a adult conversation and let someone speak their side.

• 9:09Bunnie XO?

  But then to try to pin it on her before he blocks her is where I'm like, fuck that dude. He doesn't deserve any sort of leniency. Like, fuck that guy.

• 9:16Speaker 02

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• 9:46Bunnie XO?

  So it's not the fucking ending that you guys wanted, but we could have kept going with it if we really wanted to, cause he was.

• 9:52Speaker 05

  The comments on that were crazy though.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  Taylor circled back and she was just like, how to go.

• 9:56Speaker 05

  Taylor was like, I need the updates, what happened?

• 9:57Speaker 04

  She commented on one of your videos and was like, should, like, should I go message him? Just be like, hey, long time no see.

• 10:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, we should, we should have her, fuck with him.

• 10:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, sorry, I was texting you the other day and I got wrapped up, but I just wanted to say hi. I mean, I don't know, do you guys think we should pursue this and like really set this dude up or just leave it alone?

• 10:15Speaker 04

  I say we leave it. She'd already forgot about him.

• 10:17Bunnie XO?

  That clip, that clip went so viral that there's no way that dude doesn't know.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  I had people calling me and was like, what happened?

• 10:25Speaker 05

  Someone asked me at the bar a couple nights ago, they were like, what did he say?

• 10:29Bunnie XO?

  And I was like.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  What? They're like, what did he say back to Bunny? I was like, oh my God.

• 10:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, people were invested. I think it got like, what, two or three million views? Like, it was a big.

• 10:39Speaker 05

  And you made a video and I made a video.

• 10:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, we all made videos.

• 10:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, my God.

• 10:43Speaker 05

  Insane.

• 10:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Well, there's an update for you guys, but if you guys think we should carry it on, let me know.

• 10:50Speaker 05

  I'll get back on there if you guys want me to.

• 10:52Speaker 04

  I feel like you should get back on there and we should put Mo on there, too.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  Mo, Mo.

• 10:56Speaker 04

  Hey, guys, Mo's back.

• 10:58Bunnie XO?

  You guys, Mo the. I think you have a, do you have a microphone over there? No, you don't.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  We can hand you one.

• 11:03Bunnie XO?

  Mo, hand Mo the microphone because we're going to put her on blast right now because the last time that you, last time we talked about Mo on the podcast, we were not on good terms. So we have a lot of explaining to do to the group at home.

• 11:19Speaker 04

  Guys.

• 11:20Speaker 05

  Bloom is going.

• 11:21Speaker 04

  Bloom's about to come out.

• 11:23Speaker 05

  Is he about to come out?

• 11:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's about to go. He's had, he's now zipped all the way around. So a couple of big movements and that end is going to pop off.

• 11:29Bunnie XO?

  I'm going to film. Oh, look at, look at, look at.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  Can you see?

• 11:32Bunnie XO?

  You guys, hold on, we're going to get to Mo in a second. We're watching this egg. He's feisty.

• 11:37Speaker 04

  And you know, guys, watch, it's going to be so cute because once they pop out, they're so exhausted. And like, they literally have to sit there and kind of breathe for a little bit, but then they're like, all right, party. Okay.

• 11:47Bunnie XO?

  Isn't nature so barbaric and crazy?

• 11:49Speaker 04

  It really is, you know, and like, guys, I almost intervened with this egg, uh, but something told me when I picked it up because I took all of its brothers and sisters out today. I was like, I feel like it's chirping. I think it's okay because if it was shrimp grabbed, it wouldn't be chirping. And it was like, talking to me. I was like, get it back in the incubator now.

• 12:10Bunnie XO?

  I mean, that's crazy that he can chirp in the egg. I never knew that was possible.

• 12:13Speaker 04

  They get, went like right at the end of the last day, they can start chirping. So we did lockdown on day eighteen.

• 12:19Bunnie XO?

  Who knew that? Did anybody know that chickens could chirp inside their eggs? Oh my goodness. I'm gonna laugh if his foot comes out first.

• 12:27Speaker 04

  Always head.

• 12:29Bunnie XO?

  He's like, and he's like.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  There is, but it's probably my children screaming in the background. So I'm not gonna turn the sound on.

• 12:36Bunnie XO?

  Maybe sends me this video of this fucking egg, this poor fucking chicken coming into the world and they are just screaming. I'm like, I'm like, that poor fucking chicken's nervous system is not gonna be regulated.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  We were so excited. Like we were.

• 12:50Bunnie XO?

  I'm telling you, when Jay and I have our baby, I'm literally gonna have candles in the fucking hospital room. The lights dim, Chade playing like, I want the calmest environment when my baby is born. A sound bath going on. Literally, fucking, somebody, somebody in the corner hitting the bowls. I need somebody in there with a harp. Like I'm just, I'm, I want this baby to come into the world just regulated. Classical music playing. I'll do it.

• 13:14Speaker 04

  She has a full orchestra.

• 13:15Bunnie XO?

  They say classical music is like. I'll hire the fucking, the fucking, the mariachi band that did your birthday last year. They'll be whispering.

• 13:26Bunnie XO?

  That'll be great.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  Is it coming? Oh, here guys, he's so close. I mean, I say he, but it's, I don't know what it is. So. Do they have little penises? I don't know.

• 13:37Bunnie XO?

  Do they, are they born with any sexual organs?

• 13:39Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 13:40Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 13:40Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, pretty early. I mean, not super early on. You can tell by their feathers typically, um, like.

• 13:46Bunnie XO?

  Can't you just look and see if there's a wiener or a butthole or something?

• 13:50Speaker 04

  No, you can't tell this young. I will say, didn't know how barbaric it was that they're kind of, some of them stay attached to the egg. The little umbilical cord is attached and it will like drag the end of the egg around. So like, that's really rough to watch. Um, and then it'll dry off and fall out. So, yeah, it's, some of them come out great and they just like flop out and they're good. Like the first one, I mean, it was so ideal for this.

• 14:15Bunnie XO?

  Does anybody go through phases where they like absolutely love eggs and like eat them all the time? And then one smushy move in your mouth with an egg and you're like just turned off by them for fucking years at a time. I'm in the turned off stage.

• 14:30Speaker 04

  I accidentally got a small shell in my. One time and it crunched and I couldn't eat them for like two years.

• 14:38Speaker 05

  Meal plan is about to change and I'm so excited because I won't have to eat eggs every morning. I told her, I was like, I can't, I have the egg ick now.

• 14:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's what I did to myself because I remember I was eating eggs every.

• 14:50Speaker 05

  Gagging. I was like, I can't finish them. I can't.

• 14:52Bunnie XO?

  I tried to do it the other day. I did it and I was just like, hmm, maybe not.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  Maybe just change the type of texture of egg that you have. Like maybe you can make it like, I don't know, over easy. I love a good over easy.

• 15:03Bunnie XO?

  I love over easy. Those are my favorite. I love poached. I love. Maybe I could do a poached egg. I don't know how to poach eggs though. Everybody makes it look so fucking easy and it's not.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  Can't you do it in the microwave? I only know how to scramble.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  You would. I feel like if there was anyone, it would be you scrambling eggs.

• 15:22Speaker 05

  That's all I do.

• 15:22Bunnie XO?

  All right. Well, while we're waiting for this guy to come out, Mo is here in full effect, baby. Say hello to the viewers and listeners at home.

• 15:30Speaker 05

  Hello viewers, I'm back.

• 15:33Bunnie XO?

  The bitch is back, baby.

• 15:36Bunnie XO?

  So let's give a little rundown. Um, well, we won't get into details because you know, it's whatever. And this happened so long ago. But Mo is one of my best friends. She's been around for like, what? Seriously? How long have we been together? I know Tasha and I have been best friends for over thirty years. You and I met when I was like twenty four? Twenty five? That's when I was with, right?

• 15:58Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 15:58Bunnie XO?

  So I was with like twenty five?

• 16:02Speaker 05

  Twenty five and I believe I was just one. When we started going to the pools.

• 16:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So twenty years. Yeah.

• 16:10Speaker 05

  It's a long time.

• 16:10Bunnie XO?

  Twenty years, twenty years of friendship. Um, and she moved out here to Nashville. And I don't want to speak for you, but I would say like, you just weren't ready for the slow pace. Because I know that it took me honestly, probably about seven years to fall in love with Nashville. It was a long haul for me to fall in love with this place. Now you can't get me out of here. I won't even fucking leave if I don't, unless I'm getting paid, you know? But Momo moved out here, what, like?

• 16:40Speaker 06

  During covid.

• 16:41Bunnie XO?

  Twenty twenty? Was that five years ago?

• 16:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was during covid.

• 16:45Bunnie XO?

  Oh, happy covid month, by the way. Yeah, crazy. That's crazy. So yeah, Momo moved out here during covid and she stayed for almost a year.

• 16:54Speaker 06

  Just about a year.

• 16:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and I mean, she did good, but you know.

• 16:58Speaker 06

  I just wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. I wasn't in the right mindset.

• 17:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 17:02Speaker 06

  I wasn't ready to give up that life.

• 17:04Bunnie XO?

  It's a different, it's different. It's a different pace out here, you know, like Vegas to fucking.

• 17:12Speaker 06

  Nashville.

• 17:13Bunnie XO?

  You gotta slow way down and the people are completely different. Yeah.

• 17:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:17Bunnie XO?

  It's crazy. Yeah, it's way different. So, you know, Mo left, but we didn't leave on good terms because of how she did it, which really hurt my feelings. And so we ended up having a little bit of a falling out. I don't think, we didn't talk for like a year, right?

• 17:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, we didn't talk. And you know, it's crazy, cause when you sent me a message, I had a dream that I received a message from you.

• 17:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 17:41Speaker 06

  Like weeks prior. And I was at work and I was in the bathroom and I checked my phone and it was you that texted me like this whole thing. And I was just like, whoa.

• 17:52Bunnie XO?

  What did I text? I forgot what I texted.

• 17:54Speaker 06

  You just sent, it was like a apology thing, like saying like, we aren't like this. We should have never ended like that.

• 18:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  We've been through so much.

• 18:05Bunnie XO?

  Hmm.

• 18:05Speaker 06

  And I just wanna make peace and amends. And I was just like, I think I cried a little, actually. I was in the bathroom by myself.

• 18:15Bunnie XO?

  I don't like beefing with my girls. Like, I don't care how we end. Yeah, but when it comes to people who have been in my life, like for years, like Grace and I used to fight like a motherfucker dude. And I always forgave her just because I feel like, you know, perfect example with her is life is so short and you only get a handful of women in your life that you are, that you can love. Like, we are so blessed to have the community of females that we have with each other. Even going to like Amber with Native in Nashville, Tayla for you, like Nicole Combs for you, like, like just all the people that we have around us and then our core, you know, like our, our little coven.

• 18:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:51Bunnie XO?

  So it's like, to me, that's really special and I never want to ever. Um, you know, not have that or leave things unsaid and I feel like life is way too short, which also explains why I'm friends with all of my exes too, you know, like I just am not that type of person. I literally cannot hold resentment to anybody. I don't care how fucking mad you made me in the moment, we'll always be able to work it out, you know?

• 19:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:14Bunnie XO?

  And so Mo went through a hard time. Do you want to talk about it a little bit?

• 19:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, what, moving to Florida?

• 19:20Bunnie XO?

  Yep. So she left, she went back to Vegas.

• 19:23Speaker 06

  Yeah. And then my sister, my dad moved to Florida and I flew out there with a suitcase and one dog. R I P L T.

• 19:31Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I know. So she ended up moving to Florida, um, after she went back to Vegas, not even fucking three to six months later.

• 19:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, not even.

• 19:41Bunnie XO?

  And she's been in Florida this whole time and then she got into like a relationship and you know, we won't go too into depth with that.

• 19:47Speaker 06

  Too into that one.

• 19:48Bunnie XO?

  He's a bitch though. I just would like to. Punk ass bitch. Put that on record.

• 19:52Speaker 06

  So many times to his face too.

• 19:55Bunnie XO?

  He's a bitch. He's one of those dudes that will do something to you a hundred times, but if you do it back to him, he's the victim and Monica broke his heart, you know, and it's just like.

• 20:05Speaker 06

  But you'll get called the victim.

• 20:07Bunnie XO?

  Was them saying, boy, bye. Boy, bye. It's always in my head. Literally like, it's just like, whatever. Anyways, today's episode is brought to you by Vinted. Y'all know how it goes. You open your closet and have a million things hanging up, but somehow still feel like you have nothing to wear. That's me. And let's be real, half that stuff hasn't been touched in forever. Instead of letting all those clothes just sit there taking up space, you might as well make a little money off of them. If you haven't used it yet, Vinted is a secondhand marketplace app that makes it so simple to sell the quality clothes you no longer wear and discover unique pieces at great prices. And the best part, you don't have to make a whole project out of selling

• 20:50Bunnie XO?

  your clothes. Listing your clothes on Vinted is quick and simple and once something sells, Vinted creates the prepaid shipping label for you. So you don't have to worry about that part. Best of all, there are no seller fees, which means you actually keep every single dollar you earn from your sales. So instead of letting all those clothes collect dust, Vinted gives you a way to clear out some space, make a little extra money and maybe even find something new to love. Give your clothes a second life with Vinted. Download the Vinted app for free to start selling with no seller fees. So you keep everything you earn. So Mo's back.

• 21:25Speaker 06

  I'm back.

• 21:25Bunnie XO?

  She moved back. She drove a fucking U-Haul, which I didn't think she was coming. We were all making bets.

• 21:30Speaker 06

  Oh, there's still bets going, so everybody chime on in.

• 21:33Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no, we got bets now for how long you're gonna stay this time. We'll see.

• 21:37Speaker 06

  The new one started, okay.

• 21:38Bunnie XO?

  Mo keeps telling me, she's like, I'm not leaving. I'm like, I'll believe it when I see it. It's like with my kid. You know, like when Bailey does shit, I'm like, you know what? I'll believe it when I see it.

• 21:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm not leaving.

• 21:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:48Speaker 06

  I have no intuition going back to Florida. You're from Florida, I'm sorry, but I don't like that place.

• 21:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:55Speaker 06

  It's not for me.

• 21:56Bunnie XO?

  Well, all the fucking weird shit we ever read is.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  It's all fucking Florida.

• 22:00Speaker 06

  It is. Florida, man.

• 22:02Speaker 04

  Is it as weird down there as it is that we read on?

• 22:05Speaker 06

  I was in St. Petersburg, which is like, kinda like chill retirement, but still a younger age group.

• 22:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:13Speaker 06

  But outside of St. Petersburg, yeah, you still got like those weird Florida people.

• 22:17Bunnie XO?

  Florida people get lit. I'm telling like, they fucking do some crazy shit.

• 22:22Speaker 06

  You can go to Treasure Island and you'll see Grandma and Grandpa at nine o'clock in the morning drinking their Bloody Marys at the bar.

• 22:27Bunnie XO?

  Listen, Grandma and Grandpa probably earned that, though.

• 22:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:30Bunnie XO?

  Probably. Listen, that might be me. That might be me.

• 22:33Speaker 06

  Their grandchildren are there, like, everybody's there. It's like, it's like walking in the Cheers, but you're on a beach.

• 22:39Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  That's funny. I love it.

• 22:41Bunnie XO?

  But Moski's back and we're happy to have her, however long she stays.

• 22:45Speaker 06

  I'm staying.

• 22:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so we're happy to have MoMo back. Has the egg frickin' hatched yet?

• 22:51Speaker 04

  Uh, Jason texted me, cause I saw the flashlight going around. He said, I see a little bit of, uh, blood, so I don't know. None of them have had that yet, but it could just be.

• 23:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 23:01Speaker 04

  It could just be a vein that's in there, cause it is like the last one, so.

• 23:05Bunnie XO?

  Oh, for the love of God. I hope this dude doesn't, I don't, I hope it's not like a fucking miscarriage right now that's happening.

• 23:10Speaker 04

  I mean, it's moving. It's doing good. He's doing great.

• 23:12Bunnie XO?

  Trigger warning, sorry, guys.

• 23:14Speaker 04

  You guys can see the egg back there. That's what the interior, like membrane and stuff looks like.

• 23:20Bunnie XO?

  You guys, we're gonna have a chicken cam, a chicken egg cam on the visual of this. If you're not subscribed to Patreon, you guys have to see this egg. It's literally being born right in front of us right now.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  The other side looks wide open.

• 23:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I can see like a little black feather.

• 23:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's, it's.

• 23:36Speaker 06

  Can you help them like if they can't get it all the way off?

• 23:38Speaker 04

  Not like very emergency situation kinda thing. That's like the worst, worst, worst case scenario you intervene, but like 90% of the time you do not intervene with chickens.

• 23:50Bunnie XO?

  Cause it's nature, right?

• 23:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it's like, you know.

• 23:53Bunnie XO?

  Oh, here it comes. Look at, look at, look at.

• 23:55Speaker 04

  He's, he's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna happen quick too. Like once it's like one good little stretch because he has zipped it all the way around. It, the end is gonna pop open.

• 24:04Bunnie XO?

  It is so crazy watching this egg just move like this.

• 24:07Speaker 06

  He's gonna pop out with his wings already and.

• 24:10Speaker 04

  I mean, they come out, you guys, they come out running.

• 24:13Bunnie XO?

  Mimi just told me that I might be able to get some crow eggs and incubate crow eggs. So as long as it's not black market, but if it is, I don't care. Somebody message us and let me know if they have crow eggs because I will hatch my own fricking pet crows.

• 24:29Speaker 05

  We got a greenhouse.

• 24:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'll hatch my own murder.

• 24:31Speaker 04

  A whole ass murder.

• 24:32Bunnie XO?

  A whole ass murder that just hangs out with me every day.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  Everyone thinks these are crows.

• 24:36Speaker 05

  Baby crows.

• 24:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  They look, this is the closest thing you're gonna get to a crow. I mean legit, like that's why a lot of people end up integrating these into their flocks is because the hawks can't tell the difference and crows and Iams monies. So because they do look like crows, it's, it keeps your flock very safe.

• 24:54Bunnie XO?

  I mean, he's moving and shaking.

• 24:56Speaker 06

  Is that a little toe or is that his beak?

• 24:58Speaker 04

  Um, his beak's on the other side now. So like they start where their pip is right here in the corner and he has rotated himself, itself all the way around and like tapped it all the way to the other side.

• 25:09Bunnie XO?

  Can you imagine trying to break out of an egg?

• 25:12Speaker 04

  No.

• 25:12Bunnie XO?

  That would suck.

• 25:13Speaker 04

  That would be, and especially that early in life. So like everyone was like, why haven't you taken him out of the incubator? So the. When they're gearing up to come out of these eggs, they ingest the yolk that's in there. So it gives them that food and nutrients they need for the twenty or forty eight hours. Twenty four to forty eight hours that they keep in the incubator.

• 25:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:33Speaker 04

  So that's honestly what he could also be seeing is something like that coming out, but.

• 25:37Bunnie XO?

  Do they come out eating seed or?

• 25:40Speaker 04

  Like a very, very, it's a, it looks almost like sand.

• 25:43Bunnie XO?

  Hmm.

• 25:43Speaker 04

  It's a very fine grain version of like an adult food, but has more nutrients in it. And then you put um this minerals in their waters, which gives them like vitamins. See how much whiter it's gotten now because he's like pushing that top off.

• 25:56Bunnie XO?

  Egg shape anymore.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  No, it's crazy. Um, but yeah, the today, all of its brothers and sisters got moved to a brooder. That's actually in my front bathroom because it's cold right now. So it's in the, it's in the bathtub.

• 26:08Bunnie XO?

  He's really, look at him, look at him. Oh, my God.

• 26:11Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 26:12Bunnie XO?

  He's rocking and rolling in there, dude.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  Cradle. Yeah. So we ended up, this, this will be a full blooded I am Samani. Uh, and we only ended up with one mixed breed bird out of the whole batch. So. You may come on a take a nap.

• 26:25Bunnie XO?

  Which I just learned today that roosters can fertilize any sort of species of chicken.

• 26:31Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 26:32Bunnie XO?

  That's insane.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  Yep. Our, our I am Samani roosters got to our um, our rocks and our uh, our rocks and then breed it out a little baby. And I thought I was putting all white eggs in the incubator at the final like haul of this and one tricked me because I was doing it at nighttime.

• 26:50Bunnie XO?

  What if you accidentally grabbed a snake egg and incubated it?

• 26:54Speaker 04

  And I'd end up with a snake.

• 26:56Bunnie XO?

  How would you feel? Watch that snake come out?

• 26:59Speaker 04

  No. What if this one is a snake? But.

• 27:02Bunnie XO?

  That's why it's taken so long.

• 27:03Speaker 04

  Oh, God, it's a snake this entire time. We had no idea.

• 27:06Bunnie XO?

  A snake that chirps?

• 27:09Speaker 04

  No, we, and our fibro just started laying green eggs. So in about a week, uh, a week to two weeks, I'm going to incubate some of those. Yeah. I mean, it's like green, green. It's so beautiful, but there hits, it's pixie eggs right now. The little ones that they first like hatch or they first produce are called pixie eggs. So they're a little too small for us to start.

• 27:29Bunnie XO?

  Well, speaking of eggs hatching, I mean, let's, while we're waiting for this guy to be born, let's talk a little bit about my IVF journey that I just went through. Which I told you guys that I wasn't going to tell you guys about it and I'm not telling you every detail, but I will tell you. Things about it because honestly, when I was going through this, I realized how lonely of a journey IVF is. It's very lonely and granted, you have people surrounding you and like, you know, hopefully if you're going through it, you have, you know, friends, family who love you and know you're going through it. But at the same time, it's just you and these fucking hormones and the waiting and the egg retrieval and like, you're the only person who can go through that, you know?

• 28:14Bunnie XO?

  So, um,

• 28:16Speaker 04

  It's a lot to bear.

• 28:17Bunnie XO?

  It was a lot.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  You know, it like, if I went through five years of infertility with me and Jason and it's a lot to bear on yourself, truly.

• 28:26Bunnie XO?

  It is. It is because honestly, especially doing IVF meds, it's like a fucking slot machine in Vegas. You never know what you're gonna get. It's a different outcome. What works for some doesn't work for others. You know, age is a factor. There's just so many things that go into it and I don't want to say that I was blind and thought like, oh, I'm gonna do one retrieval and it's gonna be perfect. Like, no, I didn't, I didn't think that. I've never thought that, but I had hope that that's what it would be. Yeah, of course.

• 28:54Speaker 04

  I think everyone is with their first journey of it because you want to read the hopeful stuff. And it's like, oh, well, these people were able to do it. Why can't I do it?

• 29:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:04Speaker 04

  But you're right. Everyone is different.

• 29:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Shout out to all the girls on TikTok who document their journeys, who share information, who share emotions, who share, like, I was up, I am literally on IVF TikTok.

• 29:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:21Bunnie XO?

  Like, I've even made friends. There's a girl named Jillian who like is on her journey and she's so sweet. She checks in with me. Selena Spooky Boo, that is my fucking baby. Shout out to her because honestly, I would have never been able to get through this if it wasn't for Selena. Like, Selena really encouraged me to like move forward and now she's having a beautiful little boy, her and Adam with their surrogate, like, oh my God, that's gonna be the cutest kid because Selena already has the most beautiful face. Can you imagine that being a baby? Like, come on, it's crazy. Um, but yeah, Selena was the first person to tell me like, hey, it's not that bad. Like, don't read all this shit.

• 29:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:59Bunnie XO?

  Do it yourself. And I, I didn't believe her because I'm so sensitive to medication that I was like, I, I don't even take fucking a leave if I, unless I have to, you know? So when I got, well, I guess the first thing I could say was I was working with a clinic in New York, a very prestigious clinic, a well-known doctor, and they were nice at first. They were very, you know, I almost threatened to leave within the first couple of weeks because I felt like a number and I just felt like I had six to eight people contacting me at a time. Nobody communicated with each other. So shit that I had already talked to one person about, another person would call me. And so I, you know, reached out to the doctor and I was like, hey, man, I'm

• 30:40Bunnie XO?

  already overwhelmed. Like this is really overstimulating me. And he was more than accommodating and was like, I'll have you have one contact person. So after that, the communication was great.

• 30:53Bunnie XO?

  We ran into a couple of problems that I didn't expect and he didn't really communicate with me the way that I was hoping he did. And granted, the dude's already rich as fuck off of, you know, making babies for people. I get it. He doesn't care. But when you're going through this, you want to feel like your doctor cares, you know?

• 31:12Speaker 04

  A personalization in it, yes.

• 31:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And I had asked him, like, he never made a phone call to me. He just gave me these test results over the phone and was just pretty much like, yep, there's nothing I can do for you, but I'll send you to another doctor to take care of it. And I was just like, wait, this is going to set us back because I asked you about this three weeks ago. And when I said, what did I say? I said, I feel like we really dropped the ball here, but not being mean, but just like, hey, just trying to communicate. This fucking doctor flipped out on me. Drop the ball, drop the ball, like, question mark, question mark, exclamation, exclamation, like, just screaming at me over text message. I think you need to find a new clinic. I mean, just literally lost.

• 31:52Speaker 04

  I'm not the doctor for you.

• 31:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, literally lost his ever-loving mind on me. And I was just like, okay, that's all I said back because I was like, I am not going to argue with this man. Like, I am so thankful I did not end up doing my IVF with him because I would have felt like, one, just a number, and two, like, he genuinely has a temper problem. And the crazy thing is, is after that happened, I went on to a lot of the Facebook support groups for IVF, and he has a reputation for doing that to people.

• 32:20Speaker 04

  I'm glad you found that out so early on in your journey, though, and not like halfway through, you know, and having to like pull and move and.

• 32:27Bunnie XO?

  We're already in New York or something.

• 32:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:29Bunnie XO?

  Or could you imagine if he was yelling at me before my egg retrieval? I wouldn't have done it.

• 32:33Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh.

• 32:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so that was God intervening. Maybe he was having a bad day, but he's never reached out to apologize. He's never, nothing. Like, he was just so rude. And then he was, he like, was talking shit about my husband. He's like, your husband didn't even say thank you. I'm like, first of all, my husband has no idea about this entire process. And I just want to say, also, a lot of people were like, why wasn't your husband by your side at your egg retrieval? And I didn't want him there. Yeah, that was said from day one. Literally, when I started planning this last year, I said, baby, what's a month that you're gonna be out of town? Because I did not want to have a bad reaction to these hormones

• 33:15Bunnie XO?

  and us fight. So I was like, I, I will do these shots myself. Like, I want you on tour, like, do whatever you gotta do to just not be around. So he went on tour in Canada, and that's when I decided to do this. And that has been the plan from the start. I'm not one of those people who like includes my husband in, like, you know, like, when you were a child, um, maybe this is a, is a trauma response. No. What is happening? Back.

• 33:46Bunnie XO?

  Okay. We all just nuts. Oh, my God. The, the fucking egg went, the egg went missing on the screen and we all freaked out. Maybe this is a trauma response, because when I was younger, if I got in trouble, I wasn't allowed to regulate my emotions in front of anybody. My parents would send me to my room. So when I'm ever going through something that like, is heavy for me, or like, that I just don't, you know, That's crazy. Know how to deal with it, I isolate. And that's just how I've always been. You, you see it now? Oh, bro, it, that is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it does. So, I didn't want Jay around. And thank God, because he was around the first few days that I was on fucking the birth control. I wanted to, I envisioned stabbing my husband

• 34:31Bunnie XO?

  with a fork. I was like, I'm going, this is it. I'm gonna fucking poke his eyes out with a dinglehopper. This is, it's, it's happening. It's really happening. Because Jay is also on hormones, too, to help with his sperm and everything. So we're two hormonal bitches, just in the same house. I literally cried two times. Two days he was home, I cried. And Jay's so sweet. He just held me. He's like, baby, we're making a baby. I love you. He's like, just remember, keep your eye on the prize. So for everybody asking, that's why Jay wasn't around and I didn't want to wake up out of anesthesia and see him because who knows what would have came out of my mouth. Do you know what I'm saying? It was a good time. Yeah, I'm very unpredictable and Mimi has always been at my surgeries. She's always been there and I

• 35:12Bunnie XO?

  just would rather have her there. She's my fucking, she's my person. Um, so anyways, we start the IVF meds. I have literally all, I have this calendar that I'm checking off everything. What I tell you guys, please, if you're gonna do this IVF journey, know that of course it's different for everybody. This fucking IVF cycle, this, just this cycle was a cakewalk for me. Yeah. I took off the entire fucking month so scared that I was gonna have like bad reactions and granted, yes, I had a low mood a couple of times, but I'm telling you, drinking magnesium saved my fucking life this entire two weeks that I was, well, actually I did it for 20 days. So the entire 20

• 35:54Bunnie XO?

  days that I was priming and then did the stims, I only did stims for what, nine days and then I triggered on my 10th day. So like my body responded so well to the, to this medication that we, I ended up only stemming for a little over a week. So, and then I went into my egg retrieval, but we're not gonna get into those results or anything like that, but I just want to let you guys know that it's not as scary as everybody makes it seem because I've read every freaking horror story. She has. Seen every horror story, like, and I was just like, oh my God, this is it. It's gonna be terrible, but it really wasn't. And, um, the clinic I go to now is Tennessee Fertility Institute. Dr. Montville is amazing, you guys. So if you're in Nashville and you want to work with Dr. Montville,

• 36:39Bunnie XO?

  his bedside manner alone. Incredible. He's so sweet. She watched some of the videos. She was like, that is like the sweetest doctor. He's so sweet and I feel bad because we had a consultation with him last year and I told him this, so it's not like I'm just talking shit, but I was like, he's a dick. Like, and I don't know, I didn't understand, like, because I thought he was trying to scare me, but now I understand he was just being real. Yeah. He was just like, hey, man, you're an old bitch. Here's your fucking chances of doing this. And I just, you know, I didn't want to hear that, but. You know, we're still, we're moving forward and like I said, the, you guys will know when the babies have been here for about six months to a year and we'll just keep it at that. But Dr. Montville's amazing. His entire staff is amazing. And if you guys are on this journey, please check out Tennessee Fertility Institute.

• 37:24Bunnie XO?

  They actually care about you. They like Bailey, the girl that works there, Kelly, the girl that works, you know.

• 37:30Speaker 04

  Love them all.

• 37:30Bunnie XO?

  They're just so sweet.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Southern hospitality, which is also completely different from like New York.

• 37:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, New York is so brash. I, I don't know. I.

• 37:39Bunnie XO?

  Blunt.

• 37:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a great word.

• 37:41Bunnie XO?

  No, he wasn't blunt. He was a jerk.

• 37:43Speaker 04

  He was, but I'm just saying like the staff and like how, how it would all been like you have so much more.

• 37:49Bunnie XO?

  It's compassion. Yeah, for sure. Literally, I'm dying of anxiety. I soaked through two. I am so deathly afraid of anesthesia. And trust me, guys, I would have way more fucking plastic surgery if I really fucking loved anesthesia, but I don't. Like, that's the reason why I haven't gotten a facelift yet, because I'm so scared to go under. And I had two ice packs. The nurses were so sweet. They kept giving me ice packs. I soaked through them. They were completely, they were water.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  She goes, can I leave now? I said, no.

• 38:18Bunnie XO?

  Within minutes, I was just like, oh my God. So they put me on this fucking table. And of course, the anesthesiologist has to be the hottest fucking anesthesiologist ever. He walks in, I have no makeup on, fucking hair and a fucking hospital hat, you know, you just, you don't look hot, you know, and you're just, not that it matters, but I was just like, in the most uncomfortable procedure, legs, butthole up in the air. I mean, every hemorrhoid I have is poking out for sure. You know, like, it's just, it's the, you are so vulnerable in this fucking situation that you just want the compassion and the love that Tennessee Fertility Institute gives you.

• 38:51Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 38:52Bunnie XO?

  Um, but anyways, my heart rate was like 90 something, I think, when I was laying on the, the bed and I was just, and when I panic, I don't want to talk. Don't talk to me.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  And she doesn't, don't ask her any questions.

• 39:03Bunnie XO?

  Don't talk to me. Let me breathe through it. Let me figure it out, you know, if I'm on my way to a dash chamber, which is what it felt like. I felt like I was like taking, I was getting the last rites read to me. Like, I was so freaked out. Dr. Montville comes over to me, he's like, so what's your favorite beach? And I was like, all of them. I'm like, why are you talking to me right now? I cannot even think, but I couldn't even, I was so fucking nervous. I couldn't even say, Dr. Montville, I can't talk right now, you know? And he's like, okay, he's like, close your eyes and picture you're on a beach. And the next thing I know, I woke up right next to Mimi with my legs spread wide open.

• 39:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, for some reason she came in and was just like.

• 39:40Bunnie XO?

  Cause you're in pain. Cause you're in pain. So it's like, it literally feels like really bad cramps. So right now I'm three days post egg retrieval, three days, guys. Oh, and I just want to tell you, I gained five pounds on the medication, which is all water. So it's like, it's, it's really nothing. And I've already dropped a pound of it today. Um, I'm still in a lot of pain, can't wear, not a lot of pain. I'm still in, it feels like period pain.

• 40:06Speaker 04

  Discomfort.

• 40:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's, it's discomfort for sure. It's crampy, it's achy. Today I woke up pretty achy, but I haven't had a hormone crash yet, thank goodness. I've been feeling really tired, but not like anything crazy.

• 40:20Bunnie XO?

  But when you first wake up out of egg retrieval, you're cramping so bad. So your first initial thing is to have your legs brought up because you're just like, oh, this hurts, you know? I think I could feel my cramps before I woke up.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, you were kind of all, it was, it was a fun time. Mind you, we did not document all of this, guys. And when she's ready, it'll be dropped, but.

• 40:41Bunnie XO?

  Funny. So funny.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  Yeah. She watched through it.

• 40:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was like, that is me.

• 40:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 40:47Speaker 05

  That's me when I'm lit.

• 40:48Speaker 04

  The TikToks you made are so good, bro.

• 40:51Bunnie XO?

  Bro, the fucking, when I first opened my eyes, you see how I'm just not there.

• 40:55Speaker 04

  At all.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  The lights are on and no one's home.

• 40:58Bunnie XO?

  It is crazy that people can function like that. How did Michael Jackson fucking take that shit?

• 41:03Speaker 04

  I don't know. That's, that was a whole other thing, it's so crazy.

• 41:06Speaker 05

  Good sleep, though.

• 41:07Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 41:08Speaker 05

  Good little nap.

• 41:09Bunnie XO?

  I was up all day fucking doing shit. I think I had to crash and took naps here and there, but it was, other than that, I was like outside hanging out.

• 41:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, we went and sat with the cows like not too long after.

• 41:19Bunnie XO?

  I went home and ate like fucking three pancakes from Mo had Crackle Bar Crackerbo waiting for us. Like it was good. So that's our little, that's our little IVF journey. And I just want you guys to know that if you're at, you know, if you're at home contemplating doing IVF or, you know, have to do IVF because you can't conceive or you need help, whatever the reason is, nobody ever needs a reason. Um, just know that you're not alone and just know that there's so many of us girls that are doing it. And if you really want a community, go find the fucking TikTok IVF girlies, man.

• 41:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:51Bunnie XO?

  They're so sweet to each other.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  Mm hmm. And they share everything.

• 41:54Bunnie XO?

  They really do.

• 41:55Speaker 04

  They really do.

• 41:56Bunnie XO?

  No, I love them.

• 41:57Speaker 04

  I wish I had TikTok when I was going through it. I went through it kind of alone.

• 42:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 42:00Speaker 04

  There wasn't really like communities and especially I was really young when I went through it.

• 42:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 42:05Speaker 04

  Uh, I, I wish there was someone I could have leaned on. Also, when I was like diagnosed with PCOS, there, it wasn't like a common knowledge thing. You know, I got diagnosed when I was like 19 and like, he tells me this and I'm just like, came to you because I missed my period, you know, thought I was pregnant and you're telling me now I can't have kids like, and I think that doctor wasn't as like knowledgeable about it because he blatantly as a 19 year old goes, you're probably not going to be able to have kids on your own. So you should look into, you know, options now if you're in a serious relationship. This was one month.

• 42:38Bunnie XO?

  At 19?

• 42:39Speaker 04

  One month after meeting Jason and I had to go home because you know, I moved in with Jason right after meeting him.

• 42:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 42:44Speaker 04

  It was like two months after me and Jason started dating. I got told I couldn't have kids and I had to go to him and be like, hey, if you want to be with me like,

• 42:53Speaker 04

  I'm not, I can't have kids. And I had zero information at this time. I just came to him and was like, I can't have kids. And he was like, then we'll do what we need to do.

• 43:00Bunnie XO?

  Hmm.

• 43:01Speaker 04

  Yeah. He, he took it really well. Like he was fantastic with the whole journey. So, you know, we were able to learn about PCOS infertility, learn all these things. Cause I mean, there's plenty of hiccups you've had in this journey that I don't think you were even prepared for, you know? So it's like, now you gotta like research this and do that. And it's crazy. It was five years until we had Olivia.

• 43:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, and there is hope. There's always hope. You know, there's a couple of people have said, oh, she's not having a she's having a surrogate because she doesn't want to ruin her body. I saw those comments. Lord. That is so disgusting to say to somebody. First of all, do you guys not think that I don't have enough money to get my body redone if I was to carry a child? Yeah. That part, bro. That part. I love plastic surgery, so I would definitely We have a mommy makeover before she died. I would shit out a kid, six months later have the body of my dreams, you know, but that's definitely not the reason. That is something that you guys, like the trolls at home have projected onto me. So are you saying I have a nice body? Like, thank you.

• 44:03Bunnie XO?

  Um, but yeah, that's, that's not real. Like I have endometriosis. I was just recently diagnosed with PCOS and fucking I had, and I've talked about this before. I've had, I've been so vocal about it. So in case you missed it, I've had a botched abortion at 16 and somebody's like, what do you mean by botched abortion? I mean that the fucking doctor ripped my insides out whenever he was giving me the abortion. So I don't know what damage he caused, but whatever he did cause ended up making me have two ectopic pregnancies and then I had multiple miscarriages along the way. Um, so yeah. You've also been through this journey before and they said like your tubes were not suitable. So the doctor at TFI, Tennessee Fertility Institute, she said, I have a beautiful uterus.

• 44:49Bunnie XO?

  It's my fallopian tubes that are fucked. So it's from the, either the botched.

• 44:57Bunnie XO?

  From the ectopic pregnancies. Yeah, something along those lines have caused so much scar tissue and damage because you had so much pain when you had that testing done. Oh, it was horrific. When I had, it's like a HSG or something like that. Like it is terrible, dude. Yeah. But yeah, it's, we don't have a surrogate for any other reason besides the fact that I just cannot carry a child myself. Like it, there, there's too much risk. Could you imagine me having another ectopic pregnancy at fucking 45? Bro, like, come on. Uh oh. That would be brutal. No, that would be terrible. Yeah.

• 45:29Speaker 04

  Here it comes.

• 45:31Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god. Perfect timing.

• 45:34Speaker 04

  It's little wing just popped out.

• 45:37Bunnie XO?

  My goodness. Look at this. Oh my god, that is a sign.

• 45:43Speaker 04

  That is a sign.

• 45:44Bunnie XO?

  Jaime, I love you. Jaime said that's a sign. Oh, here comes Chachi. He loves to party. Oh my gosh. Look, Chachi's shaking. He's so excited. Oh my goodness.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  Flop around for a little bit. Um, the egg will hopefully fall off, or it might drag the egg around.

• 46:02Bunnie XO?

  Poor guy, he's tired.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, so they do come out. They are so tired.

• 46:07Bunnie XO?

  Look, look, look. Oh my goodness.

• 46:09Speaker 04

  Coming to say hi. Okay, can you see it's a little umbilical cord right there stuck to his butt?

• 46:15Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  Yep. Yeah. On the other side over there. So where they pip is where their head is. Oh, there's a little wing.

• 46:23Speaker 05

  Oh, he's trying to get out.

• 46:25Bunnie XO?

  Oh my goodness. Chachi's so excited right now. He doesn't even know. He's like, I'm ready to party and don't know what's going on.

• 46:30Speaker 04

  Look, he's looking at it. Were you watching it, Chachi? That was wild. Well, we had a baby, guys.

• 46:37Bunnie XO?

  Oh my goodness.

• 46:40Speaker 04

  Baby Bloom is on TV. Look at it. It's a baby.

• 46:45Bunnie XO?

  It's a baby. Look, he's like, can this, the shells on top of his head, can Jason take it off?

• 46:52Speaker 04

  No.

• 46:53Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 46:53Speaker 05

  Can't interrupt at all?

• 46:54Speaker 04

  No, so.

• 46:55Bunnie XO?

  Even though he's already out?

• 46:56Speaker 04

  It's locked down, yes. Um, it has to completely dry out before we, so it'll stay in this incubator for about 24 hours.

• 47:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 47:04Speaker 04

  Um, and once it completely dries out, then we can take it out.

• 47:07Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 47:08Speaker 04

  I know, we can't break the seal right now. The humidity has to stay. Yep, that's his little beak and his little, you know, little toast back there. So our I am Samanis, and I get a lot of comments about this, they are not like show quality, you guys. I did not buy $5,000 birds. Don't let anyone like mistakenly tell you that, but.

• 47:31Bunnie XO?

  Baby, we're watching one of Mimi's chickens be born right now. Can you see it coming out of its egg? Is that not crazy? Yeah.

• 47:42Speaker 04

  Here, let me, let me turn this around for you.

• 47:46Bunnie XO?

  Thank you, baby.

• 47:47Speaker 04

  Your hair looks great.

• 48:00Bunnie XO?

  Isn't that cute? Yeah. We named him Bloom.

• 48:05Speaker 05

  Bloom?

• 48:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 48:06Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 48:08Bunnie XO?

  Bloomy.

• 48:10Bunnie XO?

  It's good. How many minutes have we been done, Jaime? Forty-four minutes in.

• 48:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, how was your meeting with your boss?

• 48:16Bunnie XO?

  Really good. Really, really good. Yeah, it was really good. Love you, bye.

• 48:22Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  Look at him wiggle.

• 48:23Bunnie XO?

  He's sitting up. I'm an uncle! I'm an uncle, guys. What a sweet little baby. We don't know if it's a boy or a girl, but sweet little baby. That was nice. Baby Bloom. I got that on camera, too, so you can...

• 48:38Speaker 04

  Baby Bloom.

• 48:38Bunnie XO?

  That was really nice. Well, moving on, let's talk about how we just had a really great meeting with my publisher for the book. We just went and ate lunch with her, Carrie. She's a fucking badass. Dude, he's frustrated. He's pissed. No, he's dope.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  I love-

• 48:56Bunnie XO?

  It's the umbilical cord.

• 48:58Speaker 04

  I love Carrie so much, and I feel like Carrie is like just exactly who we needed.

• 49:05Bunnie XO?

  She's a boss, dude. That's why when she was talking about her backstory, I was like, "Bro, you're fucking dope." She like moved from Virginia to New York-

• 49:15Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:15Bunnie XO?

  And like-

• 49:16Speaker 04

  Worked multiple jobs.

• 49:17Bunnie XO?

  Was gonna be a music journalist, couldn't make it in that, and then somehow became a boss-ass bitch of a fucking publishing company. Like, she just brushes over that. Like, it's just so, I'm like-

• 49:25Speaker 04

  So you.

• 49:25Bunnie XO?

  Carrie, it is so hard to get into that. And she's like, "Well, it's not, you know," and I'm like, "Bro, it's hard." Like, I literally have been looking into publishing my book since fucking back in the day, and they won't even talk to you. Like, publishers will not even talk to you. Like, you have to know people to get into that shit, so...

• 49:43Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 49:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, she's a boss, dude, but we're excited because we were talking about possibly doing a book tour, about doing, um, you know, meet and greets. Definitely a lot of press that's gonna be coming around the book, which brings up the Dancing with the Stars. Um, I got offered to do Dancing with the Stars last year, but we turned it down. One, because I didn't, we wanted to do it the timing of my book coming out, but two, like- What am I gonna do? Torque on the fucking audience members lap? Like, I cannot, I can't, listen, I can shake my ass and I can hold, I have rhythm, but you're not gonna see me doing the fucking cha-cha or the waltz. Like, there's, I just can't do that. There's, it's not gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah.

• 50:27Bunnie XO?

  That'll be me. Like, you know, I would be happy if I made it just even to the second show, because there's no way that I'm gonna be able to fucking, I don't know. It's just, that's intimidating. It is a lot. Yeah. It's a lot of, uh, practicing too. Like, they practiced for like, months before too, right? Yeah, it's, well, they, what did they want? They wanted me to go to LA and like, live in LA from like, May until November? Three months. Yeah. Yeah, and you have to-

• 50:53Speaker 05

  If you miss a move, you just start to work in.

• 50:55Bunnie XO?

  You literally just practice, you literally practice from like, 11 in the morning to like, 7 or 8 at night. Like, it's, that's your life. Yeah. No, but, and, and, trust me, I would be so honored to be on Dancing with the Stars, and I'm so honored that they even considered me, but y'all don't wanna see that. You guys do not wanna see that. There's no fucking way, dude. Somebody goes to lift me up and I'm like, fart. Fart on him? Yeah. I would, I'm definitely gonna shit my pants. And the costumes they wear, like, come on. There's no way. I'm gonna, a pussy lip is gonna pop out. Oh, yeah, not the pussy. Did you guys see that, uh, soccer game where the dude's ball fell out the side of his short?

• 51:36Speaker 05

  No.

• 51:37Bunnie XO?

  No. Well, what fucking soccer game was this? Yeah, I'll send it to you guys in the DMs.

• 51:42Speaker 05

  Was it a real?

• 51:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Bye. It was a real game? Yeah.

• 51:47Speaker 05

  No, I meant IG real.

• 51:49Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Yes and yes. Okay, got it. Wow. Like televised game? Mm-hmm. Why was his short so short?

• 51:55Speaker 05

  Why his balls-

• 51:56Bunnie XO?

  Why was- I don't know. Have you seen Jaime's shorts today? They're so short. Let's see them. You got the Hoochie Daddy shorts? Those aren't that short.

• 52:03Speaker 05

  Those aren't, yeah.

• 52:04Bunnie XO?

  They were pretty short. Yeah, maybe it was because you were sitting earlier, but, I mean, they're pretty short. I mean, they're not terrible though. I've seen shorter. Like, my husband and his fucking Daisy Duke era. That was-

• 52:14Speaker 04

  You guys that?

• 52:15Speaker 05

  Commercial.

• 52:16Bunnie XO?

  Who?

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Who cut those?

• 52:18Speaker 04

  Those? Jason asked if it was his real legs. He goes, did he have a leg stunt double or those his real legs?

• 52:24Bunnie XO?

  Those are his real.

• 52:25Speaker 04

  That was him.

• 52:26Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I told you guys, my husband's translucent. He got the Milky Whites, baby.

• 52:30Speaker 05

  Does he not have any tattoos on his legs?

• 52:32Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 52:33Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:33Bunnie XO?

  He has none.

• 52:34Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 52:35Bunnie XO?

  He has some on his upper thighs, but you don't see him. Yeah.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  Funny.

• 52:40Bunnie XO?

  No, what, listen, he felt, he FaceTimed me from the set and he was like, baby, I gotta show you something. And like handed somebody the phone and they like walked out and I was like, oh, this is hot. This is hot. I'm like, please, please wear these for me, like at home. Like, I love it.

• 52:57Speaker 04

  That is so funny.

• 52:59Bunnie XO?

  Well, is there anything else you guys want to talk about?

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 53:02Bunnie XO?

  What do you got?

• 53:02Speaker 05

  Oh, here we go.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, hold on.

• 53:07Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:08Speaker 04

  I found something on the internet I have to share with you guys.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Here after the testicle.

• 53:15Speaker 04

  It's not the testicle. One. I hope you guys haven't seen this. Let me switch. All right, say, "Brought to the bird."

• 53:24Speaker 05

  He's officially unattached from the egg.

• 53:26Bunnie XO?

  Look at him.

• 53:27Speaker 05

  Oh, he's tired.

• 53:28Bunnie XO?

  He's having a day. He's having a day.

• 53:30Speaker 05

  Poor baby. I just want to cuddle with him.

• 53:32Speaker 04

  Happy birthday! I hope his foot's okay. That foot looks a little mangled.

• 53:37Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  We'll find out once he stands up if his foot curls and we're gonna have a little bit of an issue, but.

• 53:42Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 53:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's okay.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  Let's hope. Let's hope both little feet just go flat.

• 53:50Speaker 04

  Look at him, he's twerking. Look, that's Bunny.

• 53:52Speaker 05

  That would be Bunny dancing.

• 53:53Bunnie XO?

  That's me and Dancing with the Stars, right there.

• 53:56Speaker 05

  Oh, they both look flat.

• 53:57Speaker 04

  Do they look flat?

• 53:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. He looks like a penguin. That's how I walk when I, that's what I look like when I first wake up in the morning.

• 54:05Speaker 05

  Looks like me getting a sweet treat at night.

• 54:07Bunnie XO?

  That's me walking, that's me walking to the bathroom every morning.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  Look at it.

• 54:11Speaker 05

  Panting.

• 54:13Speaker 04

  It's tired. Well, normally like it goes and like rests on its like brothers and sisters, but.

• 54:20Speaker 04

  It'll get there in a couple.

• 54:21Bunnie XO?

  He doesn't have any brothers and sisters in there. He's all by himself. This dude's gonna have fucking issues.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:27Bunnie XO?

  He's gonna have abandonment issues.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  He's gonna be the emo chick.

• 54:29Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, not the emo chick.

• 54:32Speaker 05

  You're gonna have an emo chick.

• 54:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:33Bunnie XO?

  Alright, what do you wanna talk about this?

• 54:35Speaker 04

  Guys. Let me disconnect this real quick.

• 54:41Speaker 04

  Head bobbin.

• 54:46Speaker 04

  Did you guys see this on the internet? Cause this is going viral right now.

• 54:52Speaker 05

  Yep, yep. I literally just liked it.

• 55:00Speaker 04

  You guys.

• 55:03Speaker 04

  It's in Missouri.

• 55:04Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 55:06Speaker 04

  Wait for it. This is an Amazon driver, you guys.

• 55:13Speaker 05

  Here we go.

• 55:27Speaker 05

  The cat's so confused.

• 55:29Bunnie XO?

  He licked the cat?

• 55:30Speaker 04

  He licked the cat. The cat. He picked these people's cat up and licks the cat. You can see him eyeballing the cat too. Cause he's like, what is that?

• 55:44Speaker 04

  He looks like he has people in his basement.

• 55:49Speaker 04

  I'm not joking. I would have freaked out if someone picked my chicken up on my front porch and licked it.

• 55:53Speaker 05

  Doesn't Amazon do like background checks on?

• 55:55Speaker 04

  No.

• 55:56Speaker 05

  Obviously not.

• 55:59Speaker 05

  Like my strange addiction.

• 56:01Bunnie XO?

  Maybe he's like, I mean, cause I spit in Chachi's mouth.

• 56:05Speaker 05

  But that's your dog.

• 56:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, your dog.

• 56:07Speaker 05

  That's your dog. Not a random.

• 56:08Bunnie XO?

  You didn't know that if like there's a trick that I think Cesar Millan taught a long time ago where it's like to bond with your dog, you spit your spit in their mouths and it brings you like closer together.

• 56:21Speaker 04

  This is a random person's phone.

• 56:22Speaker 06

  I remember you saying that though a while ago.

• 56:24Speaker 04

  Could you imagine someone walking to Chachi and spitting in his mouth?

• 56:27Bunnie XO?

  All the time. I love him.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  No, a random Amazon driver.

• 56:30Bunnie XO?

  Oh no, I'd be pissed because this is fucking Dino. But he didn't lick his mouth, he just licked his head, right?

• 56:36Speaker 04

  Licks his face.

• 56:37Bunnie XO?

  Maybe he was a cat in another life.

• 56:39Speaker 06

  He's like cleaning the cat like it was his kitten.

• 56:41Bunnie XO?

  Maybe he was a cat in another life and that's his thing.

• 56:44Speaker 05

  Maybe he's just fucking weird.

• 56:46Bunnie XO?

  That's his thing that he does.

• 56:47Speaker 05

  Comments are always the best part.

• 56:50Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 56:50Speaker 05

  Cat needs a cigarette after this.

• 56:54Bunnie XO?

  The internet is fucking never defeated dude, undefeated.

• 56:58Speaker 04

  Oh, that's great.

• 57:00Bunnie XO?

  So.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  I had to end it on a good little sweet cat note.

• 57:04Bunnie XO?

  Oh man, I'm gonna go home.

• 57:05Speaker 06

  I thought so many things.

• 57:05Bunnie XO?

  I'm gonna go home and lick crunch.

• 57:10Bunnie XO?

  Alright guys, are we out of here? We're out of here. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.

• 57:19Bunnie XO?

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• 58:04Bunnie XO?

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