Jelly's Romantic Surprise

It's your favorite girl talk trio this week with a Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee episode! Bunnie shares her fascination with bread baking and butter churning influencers before the crew recaps her surprise birthday trip to Hawaii - Jelly’s super sweet and thoughtful romantic gesture. They break down swimming with manta rays, off-roading through the mud, and other fun chaos. Plus, farm life updates featuring a runaway cow, an emo donkey and three new piglets who already run the place. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

  We use Shopify for our storefront at bunnyxo.com and one thing I've learned from running an online store is that you definitely don't have to be an ecommerce expert to get started. I think a lot of people get intimidated by the website side of starting a business, but Shopify makes that part so much easier. One of my favorite things is having everything in one place when you're running a business. You already have a million things going on, so the last thing you want is for managing your storefront to be one more thing to stress about. Shopify makes it easy to get your store launched, manage it, and actually focus on selling. They also have pre-built themes and an AI site builder that can help you create a professional-looking storefront without having to build a website from scratch. And if a friend asks me about starting a store before the holidays, I tell them, "Don't wait

• 0:44Bunnie XO?

  until Black Friday. Get it launched. Learn what works for you and have everything ready before that holiday traffic starts coming in." If you're ready to launch your business before Black Friday, go to Shopify.com/bunny to start your free trial. That's Shopify.com/B-U-N-N-I-E. Go to Shopify.com/bunny today to hear your first... Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the Deportes, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of

• 1:25Bunnie XO?

  the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com/dumblon podcast and sign up.

• 1:33Speaker 01

  She's a Vegas girl.

• 1:35Bunnie XO?

  Bunny XO.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  She changed my life.

• 1:37Bunnie XO?

  Bunny XO.

• 1:38Speaker 01

  Bunny XO.

• 1:39Bunnie XO?

  Bunny XO.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Bunny XO.

• 1:41Bunnie XO?

  Bunny XO.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  Bunny XO.

• 1:43Bunnie XO?

  Bunny XO.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Bunny XO.

• 1:45Bunnie XO?

  Bunny XO.

• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  Is this thing on? What's up you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome back to another episode of Dumb Blonde. We are in season motherfucking nine, baby. Full steam ahead.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Boop boop.

• 2:09Bunnie XO?

  Hi.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 2:10Bunnie XO?

  Hi guys. I love that you guys are like regular staples on the podcast now.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:15Bunnie XO?

  Do you remember when we first started out? You guys would not let anybody video you. This one for sure. Haley.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  There's hand only and her hand had to look a certain way.

• 2:23Bunnie XO?

  No, or if we put her face in it, she would make us put an emoji over it.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  I'd put the emoji over it.

• 2:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was, it's just been really cool to watch you guys glow up in front of the camera.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Now I was on here with no makeup.

• 2:34Bunnie XO?

  Girl, I did one podcast with no makeup on. I was like, never again. I look dead. I'm not doing it ever again. Never, never, never.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  I went from only ever wearing makeup to nothing. You gotta watch your smacking.

• 2:45Bunnie XO?

  Well, it's because you're beautiful.

• 2:48Bunnie XO?

  The way you just mommed her and the way she looked at you, her mommy issues kicked up so tough in that fucking glance.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  Just turn it over here so I can just imagine what mommy's hearing over there.

• 2:58Bunnie XO?

  I heard it over here too. Uh, it's, it's an art to chew gum and do podcasting at the same time. I literally hold it like tobacco in my lip. Did you just put it on my couch?

• 3:08Speaker 02

  It's in her finger. She's up here rolling it.

• 3:10Bunnie XO?

  Put it on Mimi. She likes it. She likes it.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Don't, don't.

• 3:16Bunnie XO?

  Well, guys, I am so excited to be back. You have no fricking idea. This season, as you guys can see, is already starting off to be a banger. And I'm just, uh, you know, really, really excited for everybody to see all the guests and just do another fucking season, man. Season nine.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I can't believe we're in season nine.

• 3:36Bunnie XO?

  I feel like we should celebrate season 10 when it gets here. Cause that's like monumental.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  It is.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Definitely number balloons.

• 3:43Bunnie XO?

  How many? Oh God. I'm gonna be one of those people like the ones on Instagram when they reach a mile. So I fucking hate that. Don't do that. If you're. First of all, I don't like, you did it.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Well, no, I didn't do it.

• 3:56Bunnie XO?

  You're the type.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  Jade brought me a hundred K balloons.

• 3:59Bunnie XO?

  The type too. Love you Jade.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Influencers too, though, like.

• 4:03Bunnie XO?

  I hate the term influencer. I think it's the weirdest thing ever.

• 4:06Speaker 03

  I don't think I'm an influencer anymore. I used to be like.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  Your ASMR videos tell me yes.

• 4:12Bunnie XO?

  What, what do they?

• 4:13Speaker 03

  I used to be like a guru, like a beauty guru. Like I feel like I don't do that anymore.

• 4:19Bunnie XO?

  Well, cuz you're letting people get to know you a little bit more. You don't have a niche. And I feel like, I guess if it's to be an influencer, you have to have a niche, like fucking, what's her name, Nora Ford?

• 4:30Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:31Bunnie XO?

  Nora Smith, no, Nora Ford's the hot OF model. I'm sorry.

• 4:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like Nora Smith, like, love her.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  She has a very, very niche thing.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  But I wouldn't also say she's an influencer.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  That's what those are, yeah.

• 4:48Bunnie XO?

  Do you know how many women wake up every day and wanna be fucking drop dead gorgeous and bake a loaf of bread?

• 4:54Speaker 02

  I do kinda wanna, I kinda wanna make a sourdough. You guys, if I had the patience, I would. I'm obsessed.

• 5:00Bunnie XO?

  I don't know how to do it. I'm afraid I would poison myself.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  The starters are scary, though. They look like they're alive.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  Obsessed with it. When I tell you I could make it if I had it, like, no problem, but it's the patience.

• 5:13Bunnie XO?

  I don't have a ton of jealousy in me at all. You guys know that. Nothing makes me jealous. The one thing in the world that makes me jealous is bitches who can garden, bitches who can fucking bake a loaf of bread, bitches who can just cook anything from scratch. Steak and eggs, gotcha. All day long.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  Chicken, done.

• 5:34Bunnie XO?

  You want me to frickin', you want me to make you homemade pudding? Absolutely fucking not. I don't know what I'm doing. Or like the bitches who make beef tallow, like for their skincare products, like, I wanna learn how to do that. I would be a hippie with armpit hair and just fucking live at home.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  I'm gonna teach you how to make butter.

• 5:51Bunnie XO?

  When the fuck did you learn how to make butter?

• 5:53Speaker 02

  Oh, you did not see my video?

• 5:54Speaker 03

  Butter looks easy.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  Got millions of views.

• 5:55Bunnie XO?

  I didn't think it was real.

• 5:59Bunnie XO?

  I didn't think it was real.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  My butter is delicious, okay?

• 6:04Bunnie XO?

  How do you make it?

• 6:05Speaker 02

  You literally just put it in a mixer.

• 6:08Bunnie XO?

  Motherfucker, I need something hard. I want something complex.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Then you gotta put it in the water, and then you gotta squeeze it, then you gotta season it, then you gotta roll it, that kinda stuff. But like, actually ingredient wise, it's just heavy whipping cream in a blender for like, or a thing for 20 minutes.

• 6:23Bunnie XO?

  I need non-dairy options.

• 6:26Bunnie XO?

  Let's do the real hard stuff.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Is there non dairy whipping cream?

• 6:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I use it all the time.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  Well, there you go. I don't know if it'll separate like real butter, but yeah.

• 6:35Bunnie XO?

  Those fucking seasonings never do. Like if you get gluten free breadcrumbs, they're not, they're not like the real fucking thing.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  Jason is traumatized after you accidentally ordered him gluten free bread on his Jimmy John's and he talks about it quite often.

• 6:46Bunnie XO?

  I love gluten free bread over regular bread any day.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  He said it tastes like cardboard.

• 6:51Bunnie XO?

  No way.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Oh yeah. He was like, I will never.

• 6:53Bunnie XO?

  He got my sandwich then.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  No, you ordered everyone's because it was like a party. They all came and he was so traumatized to this day. He's like, I will not let Bunny order me a sandwich. I have to put it in myself.

• 7:05Bunnie XO?

  I didn't even know. God.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  What the fuck is this?

• 7:11Bunnie XO?

  I love gluten.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  It's a big difference.

• 7:12Bunnie XO?

  I think gluten free products taste so much better than regular products, but maybe it's because I have a gluten intolerance. Yeah.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  Also, and so that probably doesn't, you probably don't feel the same when you eat it too.

• 7:25Bunnie XO?

  Well, that, but I just taste so much better to me. Like it tastes cleaner. I guess you could say.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  It's like cardboard.

• 7:31Bunnie XO?

  No, if you guys order from fucking Jersey Mike's, their gluten free bread, so fucking good dude.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  Maybe it was Jersey Mike's that you ordered.

• 7:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, probably. Yeah.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, that sounds like something you would do. And then he was, he.

• 7:43Bunnie XO?

  He should be thankful I saved his stomach that day. Bloating.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Probably got something on the way home.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  It's a sushi restaurant. He was like, can we please swing by Beach Tree and get a hamburger? I said, I got you.

• 7:56Bunnie XO?

  Bro, we, okay. So we went to Hawaii.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Hawaii.

• 8:00Bunnie XO?

  How amazing was the Hawaii trip?

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Life changing.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  I did not want to leave.

• 8:04Bunnie XO?

  Dude, it was so needed and I didn't realize how needed and necessary it was for all of us.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 8:12Bunnie XO?

  We got to frolic and play like fairies in the forest.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  What a good word.

• 8:17Bunnie XO?

  Literally, we frolicked.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  We did.

• 8:18Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I think I saw the boys, their little toes were twinkling. Like everybody was excited to fucking.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  The boys were all holding hands when they were jumping.

• 8:26Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  They were literally like going off the cliff, holding hands.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Never thought I'd see Boston, holding hands and jumping off a cliff.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  Boston literally looks over and goes. We gotta hold hands, man. All right.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  But I'm letting go so we don't hit heads.

• 8:42Bunnie XO?

  I know. My husband wanted to hold my hand. I said, I love you. I'm gonna hold your hand ever so gingerly, but you're not pulling me down with you.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  No, hell no.

• 8:49Bunnie XO?

  Like, I'll, I'll jump with you, but midair, we're disconnecting.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  We're not going in together.

• 8:54Bunnie XO?

  Taking my hand back, gotta go. Um, no, it was, first of all, so how we ended up in Hawaii is actually a story in itself. Because for the first time ever in my life, I was like, you know what? I want to do something for my birthday. It's smack dab the middle of January. We just all fucking had to get through Christmas. And that's always the worst time of year because like, everything shuts down.

• 9:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:17Bunnie XO?

  Around Christmas time. And I mean, you know, the stress of the holiday and just, from Thanksgiving till January 1st, it's a shit show in our lives, you know? So I was like, I want to do something for my birthday. Let's, um, fucking go to England. So, and I just literally pulled it out of my hat. I'm like, let's go to fucking England. So we start researching, me and Mimi, and we, we got it all planned out. We're gonna go to fucking England. And then it gets so cold in Nashville.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Snaps into cold.

• 9:49Bunnie XO?

  So cold that I'm like, the last place I want to go is another cold place on my birthday. So let's switch destinations and let's go to, uh, what was the first one? The Bahamas?

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 10:01Bunnie XO?

  Let's go to the Bahamas. I've been there before. I saw Anna Nicole's grave and like, I went there, but I, when I went, I went with a sugar daddy. So I didn't love it as much. I was trying to get the hell away from him the whole time. And I fucking flew my friend Grace out and everything just to get away from the dude. Sorry, Sandy. Um, but.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  I've heard of Sandy before.

• 10:20Bunnie XO?

  But, and Sandy was a sweetheart, you know, but when you're on vacation in the Bahamas, the last thing you want to do is be attached to, you know, a sugar daddy. It's just a different experience. It's, it's almost like whenever I had sugar daddies, I didn't want to allow myself to feel any joy with them because it was work.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  Oh, I get that.

• 10:37Bunnie XO?

  Always tried to keep it business and pleasure separate. Nothing was ever pleasurable about being with a sugar daddy. But anyways, that's a whole nother book. Um, so I was like, cool, let's go to fucking Bahamas. So this poor travel agent, we're working with her and literally she sends us so many options and blah, blah, blah, blah. I go and look and I lost my fucking passport. Don't know where my passport is. I'm like, I never lose anything. My husband loses everything. I'm the one in the house who never loses anything, but I know what happened. I stuck my passport somewhere. And I was like, I'm gonna leave it here because it's safe and I'm never gonna forget where it is. Well, I forgot where it was. So I'm gonna, I'm having my closet redone. So I'm hoping in the

• 11:22Bunnie XO?

  the midst of all that, my passport will pop up. So anyways, I'm like, all right, fuck it. We gotta go somewhere where I don't need a passport. Tasha needed a passport too, and that was just too, too soon to have, we waited too late to get a passport for her. Um, so anyways, I'm like, all right, we're gonna go to

• 11:40Speaker 02

  It was the US Virgin Islands and then Puerto Rico because you didn't need passports.

• 11:45Bunnie XO?

  Yep. So we started researching the Virgin Islands and I'm just like, oh, I can't wait to go to the Virgin Islands. And I'm like all fucking hype about it. And then the travel agent comes back and is like, uh, I would suggest not going to the US Virgin Islands.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  It's like very touristy. It's like not as like luxurious is the way she explained it.

• 12:02Bunnie XO?

  Right. So anyways, I'm like, all right, fuck that. Let's go to fucking Puerto Rico. I was like, at least we know where we're going when we go there. So she starts sending all these options and planning it out and I pull the trigger. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking splurge. So I got us like a really cool place for all of us.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Oh, man, it was like rooftop pools and stuff. It's crazy in Puerto Rico. Didn't know Puerto Rico was like that.

• 12:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was, and we'll go to Puerto Rico, but I was like, I was, for me, I'm such a cheap fuck, especially when it comes to myself. So for me to be like, hey, yeah, I'm gonna spend X amount of dollars and do, and pull the trigger on this was huge for me. So we get, we're, I'm like, okay, I want this one. You guys have these rooms. Let's do this. We go to book the flights.

• 12:46Bunnie XO?

  And the flights.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  They were cheaper when we first started looking, but because we waited so long and we were like three days before.

• 12:54Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  They tripled.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  Isn't that a thing that like, if you go to a website and they see you looked like they would, they'll double it? Because you didn't book then?

• 13:05Speaker 02

  I don't know. I didn't even know if that was a thing.

• 13:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I actually heard something about that, but. I didn't care about the prices. This is gonna sound so fucking pretentious, okay? And I don't care. If I'm paying this much fucking money to fly, I wanna lay the fuck down and I don't wanna have to be at the airport at 5 o'clock in the morning.

• 13:24Speaker 02

  It was only 5 a.m. flight.

• 13:26Bunnie XO?

  Literally, you could only fly out at 5 a.m. and sit in literally regular class. Like, their first class was just sit straight up and down for 6 hours. I'll have 10 panic attacks. I'm gonna be fucking sleep deprived and I'm not gonna be able to lay down and put ice on my chest. Or, you know, like, I already have such a fear of flying, not to mention what's been going on in the news, like, insane. So I'm already a nervous wreck. I pulled the plug over the fucking flights. I was like, nope, not going. Because I'm not gonna be uncomfortable on these flights. And I was talking to my husband about it. And he's like, are you guys going? And I'm like, oh, and by the way, my husband, who never wants to go on trips, was peeking, I was planning this trip without him, starts poking his nose around when I say I'm going to England.

• 14:11Bunnie XO?

  And he's like, well, I can't get into England because I'm a felon. And I'm like, okay, well, who, you're not going, you know? And he's like, well, do you want me to go? And I said this on a previous podcast. And I was like, yeah, I would love for you to go, but you never do, so I just didn't include you. Which, I'm gonna start, ladies, that's a trick for your husbands, okay? If you want something, like the lady who wrote in about the birthday thing?

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:32Bunnie XO?

  I literally did not include my husband in these plans. And he was like, can I come? You know, like, so, it works. It works. Plan a trip without your husband, and I guarantee you that motherfucker's gonna ask if he can come. Which, I was thrilled. I was so happy because I love spending any time with my husband. Anyways, uh, long story short, I changed a bunch of the locations just to suit my husband too, because he would be flying in from Canada. So, we, I just pulled the plug. I was laying in bed, and Jay's like, so are you going? And I'm like, no, I give up. I'm like, it's too, it's frustrating, I can't do it. And he's like, he leans over and he looks at me and he goes, will you let me handle it? And I was like, aww. I was like, yeah, I mean, if you want to. I was like, you don't have to, though.

• 15:16Bunnie XO?

  When I tell you this man... This fucking sexy little minks went all out, bro. And like, I've been with my dude for nine years. My husband is, one, we don't do stuff like this for each other. We're not over the top. Like, we'll buy each other cars, stuff like that, but you know.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  Something that requires like an immense amount of planning.

• 15:37Bunnie XO?

  That and romance.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, like it was, this was literally romantic.

• 15:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, my husband is a Capricorn Venus. I don't know if you guys know anything about Capricorn Venuses, but their love language is work. Okay, like that's, I'm a Capricorn Aquarius, that's all I do is work. But their love language is fucking work. No romantic bone in his body. So when I, when I saw my husband plan out this entire trip, which Mimi knew about it, I didn't even fucking know about it and hid it from me. Um, I guess he had been planning it before he even asked me or was like thinking about it or something.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  We had been, well, when you pulled plug, I immediately set up a meeting with him and I was like, call me ASAP. She pulled the plug. And so I was like, we have, something has to happen. I was like, even if I literally just go over there and cook her dinner, I'm not letting this birthday go by without celebrating because it's the first time we've been together eight years almost. And you've never let me celebrate you. And like, this was their first year that you said yes. And I was like, everyone hold tight, we're doing it. We were so excited. We were like, this has to happen. And when you pulled the plug, I was like, fuck.

• 16:42Bunnie XO?

  That's probably why my husband said, so are you going to Puerto Rico? Cause you had texted him and told him. So yeah, so we, I, I just trusted him. I never, I'm a control freak too, but I was just like, you know what, baby? Whatever you want to do. He's like, all right. He, he was so anal about the entire process that he wouldn't even tell me. I wasn't allowed to ask when we were flying out. I wasn't allowed to, I'm like, I need to know so I can pack and be there, you know, like. Today's episode is brought to you by Vinted. Y'all know how it goes. You open your closet and have a million things hanging up, but somehow still feel like you have nothing to wear. That's me. And let's be real, half that stuff hasn't been touched in forever. Instead of letting all those clothes just sit there taking up space, you might as well make a little money off of them.

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• 18:44Bunnie XO?

  We get on, he, my husband gets me a private jet, flies from Nashville to, flies us from Nashville to LA, and then from LA, we got on a commercial flight to Honolulu, or Kona. And when we land, we've never been to Kona, and when we land, we get to the Four Seasons in Kona, which by the way, guys, if you're ever going to stay at a place in Hawaii, please stay at the Four Seasons in Kona. It will blow your mind. The people there, Miss Cindy will greet you.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  Can we take Miss Cindy home one day?

• 19:15Bunnie XO?

  She has Moana's grandma energy.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 19:19Bunnie XO?

  Just so loving, so sweet. Like you will get laid the minute you get there.

• 19:24Speaker 02

  Knew everyone

• 19:24Bunnie XO?

  Both ways. Tasha got laid twice.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  How was, oh, I'll say it in a second. Never mind.

• 19:30Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 19:30Speaker 02

  I said, how was it that Haley was the only one that didn't get laid?

• 19:33Bunnie XO?

  She kept protesting.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  Like, everyone on the trip, just immense amount of sex. Haley, nothing.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  I did it myself.

• 19:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:42Speaker 03

  I didn't have to talk to anyone.

• 19:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I kept telling Haley, I'm like, let me hook you up with somebody. Let me, let's go on Tinder. Let's do something. And she was just like, not having it. And I'm not gonna force her if she didn't want to, you know? So anyways, we get to this place, the Four Seasons in Kona. They, my husband got the presidential suite for me. And I've never stayed in a presidential suite ever in my entire fucking life. I mean, with sugar daddies, of course, but like, not with somebody that I love. And this wasn't a suite. This was a fucking huge four.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  Mansion. Yeah, I was like, it is like, huge.

• 20:16Bunnie XO?

  It was crazy. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw. And it was the sweetest thing. And my husband just really went above and beyond and, you know.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  And every place we went to was decorated with like, happy birthday stuff.

• 20:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  Champagne and

• 20:32Speaker 02

  Your layover in LAX was decorated. Like, he decorated the PJ.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  The plane. Yeah.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  So the plane there.

• 20:39Speaker 03

  Everything was decorated.

• 20:40Speaker 02

  Every step of the way was so above and beyond.

• 20:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was really sweet. And I, I know everybody's like, oh, good for you, you know? But it's like, you have no idea. My husband is not a romantic. So for him to have gone to those lengths to do what he did, meant so much to me. Because we've been together almost a decade and I've never seen that side of him. And I was like, I could get used to this. I understand now why girls like the princess treatment. Ladies who have been doing the princess treatment, you motherfuckers have been doing it right. Okay?

• 21:11Speaker 02

  It's nice.

• 21:12Bunnie XO?

  No, it's noise. It is like, I'm like, I love it here. I never want to leave. So, no, it was amazing. We had the most beautiful time. We went and swam with fricking manorays.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. The amount of people who were like, how the fuck did you do that? And I'm like, when you get there, it takes all the fear away. I don't know how to explain it.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  I had a lot of fear still.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  No, I, I literally, when I saw everyone out there and the lights in the water, I was like, I can do this.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  It took me a second to jump off the boat. Yeah.

• 21:41Bunnie XO?

  So on the way up there, everybody's quiet. Nobody's fucking saying a word.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  We're just all looking at stars.

• 21:47Bunnie XO?

  We are, we are in the middle of the ocean in the middle of the night. And we're just like, it, I don't know if you've ever been out on the ocean at nighttime. It is fucking scary.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  It's eerie.

• 21:57Bunnie XO?

  It is so eerie. It is the blackest of black out there.

• 22:00Speaker 02

  It's crazy.

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  But once we pulled up to, they have this roped off little area that isn't far from shore, which is crazy.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  We all thought we were going in the middle of the ocean.

• 22:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:10Speaker 02

  They said thirty minutes and we all said, into darkness?

• 22:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah. And they tricked me. So I had told everybody, listen, I'm not going to go on this. If we only go ten or fifteen minutes out, I'll do that, but I'm not doing the thirty to forty-five. Fifty minutes later, fifty minutes later, we are literally, get to the destination. I'm like clocking it on my phone the whole time. I'm looking at me.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  She did. How much longer?

• 22:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  And she goes, it's already been twenty-eight.

• 22:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Like, I was so bothered, but when we pulled up, the scene was so beautiful.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:43Bunnie XO?

  There was boats everywhere and there was like neon lights under the water. And you could see these huge, beautiful creatures. They were just so happy to show off and be around humans.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  I can see why Moana's grandma literally became one of those.

• 22:59Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm. Like, they were so cute. And I told Mimi.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  They were huge.

• 23:02Bunnie XO?

  I told Mimi, I go, wait, watch when we get the water, our energy is going to attract them. They're going to come to us. And the minute we got in that water, dude, I looked down.

• 23:10Speaker 03

  It was ours.

• 23:11Bunnie XO?

  There are two of them just coming, like, one of them touched Andy. He got the worst footage. Love you Andy.

• 23:18Speaker 03

  Andy was in the worst spot ever.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  Andy was literally squealing and taking, he was like trying to drown me because he's taking the raft that I'm holding on to and trying to put his body on top of it. His feet are like coming up out of the water and I literally kept saying, Andy, hand me the fucking camera because he's like.

• 23:38Bunnie XO?

  And Jay, Jay's over there fucking laughing his ass off like a maniac. He's like, it just touched me. He was like, just a little kid.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  It was kinda scary at times.

• 23:46Bunnie XO?

  And but his legs were so white. I was scared to be by Jay because I kept thinking that it was a fucking man ray coming up because his fucking legs are.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  I looked under the water one time and all I saw were two white legs.

• 23:57Bunnie XO?

  Just fucking man. Listen, I love my husband. He's a fucking different shade of white dude. It is crazy.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  I lifted my head up to tell you.

• 24:03Bunnie XO?

  He's translucent. Okay?

• 24:06Speaker 02

  That's what was attracting him.

• 24:07Bunnie XO?

  Literally. It wasn't us. It was his legs. They were like, ooh.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  I look up to tell Haley and Bunny across from me, hey, there's one coming. And I put my face back in and at that moment, it was right there. It just like skimmed my face.

• 24:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, so close.

• 24:21Speaker 02

  They did.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Terrifying.

• 24:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, it was so spiritual though.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:26Bunnie XO?

  Like to be in the, in fucking meet monster soup. Isn't that what they, they call the ocean monster soup? To be in monster soup and watch these animals come up. They have this face that smiles at you.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  And a vagina.

• 24:39Bunnie XO?

  I didn't see the vagina.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Bro, the monop- the monopussy? The monopussy was real.

• 24:46Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure it's in one of the videos. Like when it came up, that thing was that big.

• 24:51Bunnie XO?

  Why?

• 24:52Speaker 02

  Slit right down. I mean, they shit out little pups.

• 24:55Bunnie XO?

  Oh, is that, is that their butthole and puss?

• 24:59Speaker 02

  It looked, I mean.

• 25:00Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 25:01Bunnie XO?

  We need to study the man ray DNA. I didn't see it. I was too fucking focused on their big ass mouths they keep open too.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  The mouths were terrifying. Yeah.

• 25:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  I was like, am I gonna go in there?

• 25:10Speaker 02

  They're scooping up the, the plankton and that's what those lights do, which I didn't know. So those lights attract plankton, which then attract the man rays, which by the way, we call them manatees for the good first hour of this.

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  I still think they're manatees.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  We thought that's what it was. Man rays. And then they like, they scoop up all the plank- they're kind of like whales. Whales just open their mouths and scoop it up. What if they would have gotten like Andy's foot?

• 25:35Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I would have cried laughing for the rest of my life.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Of all people, if, if Andy's foot had inserted.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  He would have freaked out. And it would have taken him down.

• 25:46Bunnie XO?

  Oh my, okay, we're taking, this is, you overcooked it.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  You riffed so hard there.

• 25:51Bunnie XO?

  So anyways, we get back on the boat and Tasha falls in love with the fucking tour guide.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  The whole way there, she's like, holding on, just looking at him.

• 26:00Bunnie XO?

  She was so scared. I'm telling you, Tasha, I'm really proud of her because I love my best friend. But, you know, her and I went our separate ways for a little bit. So when we went our separate ways, I don't know what the fuck happened to her. I do know what happened to her, but she's just such a fucking pussy now. And I tell her that all the time. I'm like, I love you. I'm scared of everything and I'm still braver than you. I'm like, let's fucking, we gotta break you out of your shell. So the whole time, she's literally white knuckling, just so fucking scared. Literally afterwards, she's fucking macking on the fucking, uh, I don't know, I guess they were talking, the tour guide, and they ended up going on a couple of dates and he's a sweet boy. We call him Boat Boy. We'll, we'll let Tasha come on and tell the Boat Boy story, cause I know you guys are foaming at the mouth.

• 26:43Speaker 02

  What's your Andy fell in love to?

• 26:45Bunnie XO?

  With who? Oh, with Boat Boy. Yeah. No, Andy is a major cock block. We love Andy, but he just doesn't know how to read a room.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  And they were talking over Tasha at dinner. Yeah, talking to Boat Boy and Tasha sitting there watching Haley over there and he's just like, yeah, man, and then this, and then this.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  I looked at Tasha, I started cracking up.

• 27:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And then the next thing that we did was, um, we went and we did, went ATV riding.

• 27:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:12Bunnie XO?

  Bro. First of all, we went ATV riding last year and it was like child's play compared to this. These people took us for real, for real, off-road.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  They literally.

• 27:22Bunnie XO?

  That was barely a road.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  That wasn't a road. That was a mud pit. I was so excited.

• 27:26Bunnie XO?

  No, it was awesome.

• 27:27Speaker 02

  That was incredible. That was my favorite thing.

• 27:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we had a blast. I mean, we were covered in mud. I'm talking like from head to toe, all of us were covered in mud. And then they took us to this waterfall that's on their property. And we all, the reason everybody's like, why are you guys jumping in the water with your clothes on? We were covered in mud. I'm talking like, we couldn't even smile without it being, I had fucking mud going in my mouth, dude.

• 27:52Speaker 02

  It hit me in the face, but then it like, it went over my goggles, so I couldn't see. And I'm like, I'm trying to drive and I'm like, Haley, I can't fucking see. She's over there with her sweater trying to wipe my face and shit.

• 28:05Bunnie XO?

  And then poor Jason got stuck with Tasha. Oh my god.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Well, Tasha started on the ATVs, but I think she went the wrong way.

• 28:13Bunnie XO?

  Well, Mimi was originally supposed to be on that ATV and somehow Tasha ended up on it.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  She said, mine. I said, okay, you can have it.

• 28:21Bunnie XO?

  Oh shit, did she?

• 28:22Speaker 02

  She was like, and then she was like, no one's putting my life in their hands. I said, go for it, baby. Have at it.

• 28:30Bunnie XO?

  Meanwhile, Tasha's fucking mowing down two miles an hour, holding us up.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Thing and she's like.

• 28:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So I looked at her and I was like, so I got out of my ATV and I was like, Tash, I was like, you have to get out, get in this fucking car with somebody else, get in one of the other cars. I was like, I need you to be a team player. She's like, okay. And she could tell, like, I'm like, you're holding all of us up. And she's like, okay. So she reluctantly got in with Jason. She survived though. And I mean, that course was rough.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Rough.

• 28:58Bunnie XO?

  When I tell you the next.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  My chest is bruised.

• 29:01Bunnie XO?

  When I tell you the next day, my chest, my arms, my legs, everything, like it was rough.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Just like.

• 29:07Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  The next day.

• 29:08Bunnie XO?

  We beat ourselves up.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  We did.

• 29:10Bunnie XO?

  Like it was crazy.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  Swimming, which took like.

• 29:13Bunnie XO?

  Right. With clothes on.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:15Bunnie XO?

  And shoes, like literally, like, I don't know what we were doing. But anyways, the waterfall was just so pure. The moment was so angelic and like, that's one of those memories that will be forever burned in my brain because we were all just little kids.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Oh, phones out of sight because you couldn't have them on you. Like it literally said, so we were like, not a single phone in sight, a couple of people recording here and there. And then at one point, everyone just put every device down and just jumped in.

• 29:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  So cool. So fucking cool.

• 29:43Bunnie XO?

  No, it was amazing.

• 29:45Speaker 03

  I got on a paddleboard for the first time.

• 29:47Bunnie XO?

  So Haley wouldn't, Haley wouldn't jump in, which I get. It's a huge fear. The, the water was dark. You couldn't see.

• 29:54Speaker 03

  I just have a very big fear of cliffs because I've just seen. So many people like slip. My biggest fear is slip, hit a rock, and then you guys aren't gonna find me.

• 30:04Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  If I just keep going underwater. Like, that's a huge fear. That's something different than like a manor ray. Like, I can, I can do that. I can fight off a shark.

• 30:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  But slipping and hitting my head on a rock is like, that I couldn't get out of my head. And I was like, yeah, I'm draw, I'll get in.

• 30:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  But I'm drawing the line at.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  I said, I'm in the water. And I'm like, Haley, Jason will hold your hand. She goes, I don't care if Jesus holds my hand. I'm not doing it.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  Oh, girl, who's holding my hand?

• 30:29Bunnie XO?

  So when I say like, it was a moment for all of us on this trip, we were all conquering fears. My OCD.

• 30:35Speaker 03

  You and your OCD.

• 30:38Bunnie XO?

  I threw it out the window. I made a vow to myself that I was just going to let it fucking roll, dude. And it felt so good.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  You ate a glizzy.

• 30:45Bunnie XO?

  What's that?

• 30:46Speaker 02

  A hot dog.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Hot dog.

• 30:47Bunnie XO?

  I did. I had a fucking hot dog.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  From a little stand?

• 30:50Bunnie XO?

  Bro, and I was bloated. I gained two pounds from that fucking hot dog. Okay? I was so bloated. Oh, God.

• 30:56Speaker 03

  Proud of you, though.

• 30:57Bunnie XO?

  But that fucking, what was that pineapple shit?

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Dole whip. Oh, so they had a Dole whip? And then they had a vanilla whip that they would like do a swirl with?

• 31:07Speaker 03

  It was so.

• 31:08Bunnie XO?

  So my stomach wasn't fucked. It was so good. If you guys go to Hawaii, please find a Dole whip place. Can, can we shout out the ATV place? Do we remember the name of them? Let's find the name of them.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  They were so sweet.

• 31:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you guys gotta go. If you're gonna go to Kona, please look these people up. Um, Wahin Charters is who we, um, did the manor rays with. And then, um, the ATVs. Umama, spell it out for us.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  U M A U M A.

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Umama.

• 31:39Bunnie XO?

  Adventures.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:40Bunnie XO?

  So if you guys go, please go see them. They have this cute little area where you can get the Dole whip. You can eat the, the best fucking hot dog I've ever had. It was so good.

• 31:50Speaker 02

  Nachos were great, too.

• 31:50Bunnie XO?

  Nachos were fire. I wanna go back just for the nachos.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  I got two bags of their brittle.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Brittle was fire. I don't even like brittle.

• 31:58Bunnie XO?

  I mean, everything was great.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Horses, zip lines.

• 32:02Bunnie XO?

  They do it all.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  They have literally everything there. It was so cool.

• 32:06Speaker 03

  My little dog.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Dog.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  That's my dog.

• 32:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, it was amazing. You guys know I've always got a million things going on and sometimes I wonder where my day even went. I was listening to Cal Newport talk about something called shallow work in his class on the MasterClass platform. Basically, constantly jumping from one thing to another makes it harder to focus, even when you think you're being productive. And let me tell you, that really hit home. It made me realize I need to be more intentional with my time. Plus, they have over 200 classes led by the world's best instructors. From Michael Lewis on storytelling to James Clear on building better habits. If you're looking to invest yourself or give a gift to that friend who's always eager to learn, this is something they'll use. Audio mode lets you listen during workouts or commutes and lessons are easily downloadable right now. Plans start at just $10 a month billed annually.

• 32:53Bunnie XO?

  Backed by a 30-day money-back guarantee. MasterClass keeps adding new classes, so there's never been a better time to get in. Right now, you can get up to 50% off any annual membership at masterclass.com/bunny. That's up to 50% off at masterclass.com/bunny. Head to masterclass.com/bunny to see the latest offer. And then, to top it off, my husband ended up doing like dinner on the beach for me, which was so sweet.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  The cows.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Oh, we cuddled. What the fuck?

• 33:24Bunnie XO?

  How do we forget? And then after that long day of muddying and swimming through a waterfall, we went and we cuddled fucking cows. Hugo was the best cow. He licked me. He was so sweet. I want to bring Hugo home. I wonder if I can get him. The all-black one that had kind of like the skinny head.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  I had shorts on. Do you remember the one that was attacking me?

• 33:46Speaker 03

  That's the one I like.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had shorts on and his tongue, he was scraping up my leg and then I was like, I was trying to film you cuddling with the cow and I was like, get away.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  I have on video of you.

• 33:56Bunnie XO?

  That's Hugo.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm running away from him trying to get you. Yeah, the one that's, his eyes were a little too close together.

• 34:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no, that was, uh, that thing looked like a weird mask, right?

• 34:04Speaker 03

  I liked that. It looked like, it didn't look like a cow.

• 34:07Bunnie XO?

  It looked like something off The Purge.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 34:10Bunnie XO?

  That cow looked scary. They look like something out of a horror movie.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  But you got on the ground.

• 34:15Bunnie XO?

  Baby eyes. That was all. And then the fucker looked like a monster.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  You got on the ground and got a cow hug. It wrapped, it got in your little ear.

• 34:25Bunnie XO?

  The fact that you laid on that. Also, can we talk about the fact that they pick up cow poop with their hands? Bro.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Fair.

• 34:34Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so first of all, these cows, when they would shit, it was like diarrhea.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  It looked like a frosty machine.

• 34:41Bunnie XO?

  And it was like, and this dude just went and swiped it up with his hands. He said, he said, they have a clean digestive system. All they eat is grass. And I'm just like, after that, I was like, I gotta go.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  Him and, like, both of them. I, I'm videotaping you, and out of the corner of my eye, I see her put a bucket down and raw dog this shit. And I was like,

• 35:03Bunnie XO?

  Bro, it was rough, but it was a sweet experience. So we don't want to take away from the experience, but we were definitely a little, you know, like, holy shit. Like, I'm, I'm getting into farmer life. But I don't think I'm ever gonna fucking swipe up.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  No, my hands.

• 35:17Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I'm not ever gonna swipe up Crunch's shit, okay?

• 35:20Speaker 02

  I wash my hands after touching my animal still.

• 35:22Bunnie XO?

  Every, every time.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  Every animal. I walk in, all the kids, we've gone through so much soap since we started.

• 35:28Bunnie XO?

  Every time, you have to.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:30Bunnie XO?

  You have to. So, done enough with of Hawaii. We just wanted to tell you guys it was amazing and, and tell you guys what we did because it was so special. But please, if you plan a trip, go to Kona, Hawaii. Stay at the Four Seasons in Kona, Hawaii. It's so worth it. But speaking of farm animals.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  You guys, our, our vet literally texts us today and said, do you and Bunny have some type of competition that I don't know about?

• 36:00Bunnie XO?

  I went from having no farm animals to now owning.

• 36:08Bunnie XO?

  Six.

• 36:10Bunnie XO?

  Technically seven, but you took Pablo. So. What the fuck is happening?

• 36:15Speaker 02

  Oh, what the fuck?

• 36:16Bunnie XO?

  And I gotta get one more.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 36:18Bunnie XO?

  Please get the baby goat. No, I hate goats. I hate goats.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, she, I think it's time for another donkey.

• 36:25Bunnie XO?

  I have to get another donkey because my donkey is traumatized. Um, he's a Pisces. He's extremely emo. And, uh.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  She said, I think this donkey's a Pisces. I text the, our like animal dealer and I was like, hey, when's, when's the donkey's birthday? Sends it over and I'm like, Bunny, he's a fucking Pisces. How did you know?

• 36:48Bunnie XO?

  Cause he's so fucking emo. Haley, look at this video I took of him yesterday. It's pouring rain outside because every morning that I go to the bathroom, I look out to check on him and I open my window and I'm like, hey, donkey. And I talked to him and this morning, it was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  In the rain.

• 37:09Bunnie XO?

  So emo.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  Yes, he's just sitting there like this in the rain.

• 37:12Bunnie XO?

  Just so fucking emo. But the funny thing is, is the other morning when I first got home, I walk out there and I'm like, hey, donkey. And I'm talking to him. I'm feeding the cows. I look over, this motherfucker's got a boner this big, just flopped out.

• 37:24Speaker 02

  Saw that.

• 37:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was like, why do you have a boner? What is happening right now? But we had the sweetest moment because this donkey, since we got him, so the people, Raleigh Farms is who we get all of our animals from.

• 37:37Speaker 02

  Raleigh May Farms.

• 37:37Bunnie XO?

  They are so sweet. They're the best humans ever. And they go and they get, they save essentially these animals from auctions.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. Or, or like if someone's giving them away online and stuff, like it's kind of like a little sanctuary.

• 37:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they literally save these animals. And then, um, we, how did we even get connected with them? How did you get connected with them?

• 37:58Speaker 02

  I put it in my local, like Facebook group that we, you know, Blake had said he wanted to get Kayla a cow. So I was like, hey, I live out in like farm country. Anyone know? And I'm saying my comments were flooded with this people, these like, I'm not joking, like instantly like 20 comments, like you have to go to their farm.

• 38:17Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 38:18Speaker 02

  So, um, but between that.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  Crunch, Smore and Brownie's mom had messaged me and I'm like, I can't pass up this deal.

• 38:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  Bottle babies, there's three of them. Like, so we went with that, but right when we left, Jason and I were like, we should drive up to this farm. Middle of the, like, it's already dark. We drive up there, we meet these people, we have fallen in love with them because they're not only just like such pure souls, our kids all connected.

• 38:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  And I immediately text you because I see this donkey.

• 38:48Bunnie XO?

  All by himself. So everybody keeps asking me, like, did he come with, was he attached to somebody? No, this donkey has not been attached to anybody.

• 38:56Speaker 02

  Nobody.

• 38:57Bunnie XO?

  We don't know his background. We don't know where he came from. We only know his birthday. So we don't know the trauma he's endured. So this fucking donkey is a wild donkey. Like, you literally have to, like, to even put a coat on him because he was shivering one night because it was so cold. So we put a coat on him because everybody's like, I've never seen a donkey with a coat on. Well, has your donkey fucking shivered? I mean, what are we supposed to let him fucking shiver?

• 39:21Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 39:21Bunnie XO?

  So anyways, don't tell me not to put a fucking coat on my donkey. All right? If he's shivering, I'm going to put a fucking coat on him. Anyways, this donkey will not let anybody near him. Everybody's like, give him carrots. I can't get near him. He stays 10 feet away from me, except he is starting to warm up because the other day I posted it on TikTok. He, I didn't even have food in my hand. He let me inch up to him and just pet him, which blew my mind. And then, like, what happened was I broke character with him. I've learned with him, if I don't hold a certain energy, he'll walk away. So I have to, like, really emit, like, love to him. I crouched down and when I crouched down and got eye level with him,

• 40:05Bunnie XO?

  he hated that for some reason. He does not like when I crouch down.

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Intimidated, I bet.

• 40:10Bunnie XO?

  Which is weird because you would think me standing over him would intimidate him, right?

• 40:14Speaker 02

  Maybe eye to eye level.

• 40:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. So, and then today, I, before I came to the podcast, I went out there. I tried to spend some time with him, a little bit of time with him every morning. And I went, I went out to him and I just walked real slowly up to him to offer him like a little Piece of candy and he didn't take the candy because he didn't like it, but he let me get really close to him again. So I was like, we are making fucking progress.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  Making so much progress.

• 40:39Bunnie XO?

  And he won't let anybody else get close to him.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  You're his person.

• 40:42Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. We'll see.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  Jay's gonna be like, what in the fuck? This is my donkey. You took my dog and my donkey.

• 40:48Bunnie XO?

  I want to rename him though, because donkey does not fit him. Donkey is like a rambunctious, happy, active donkey.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  This is your.

• 40:55Bunnie XO?

  He's literally emo. I want to call him emo because that is, he's so fucking emo. Like I've never, I didn't realize how animals like are so emotional.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  Emotional.

• 41:06Bunnie XO?

  Crunch. Pablo? Let's talk about Pablo and Dolly though. Bro.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  I got, uh, that when your new family showed up, which we'll talk about, she also delivered mine. And we got a mini pony because Pablo came alone. We didn't have anyone and they're herd animals. So if you don't have another herd animal, they can become depressed. They won't eat. Like they're very lonely. And we decided on a miniature pony and Dolly is such a good addition to our family. Very sweet girl, very fucking sassy, but Pablo is deathly afraid of her.

• 41:47Speaker 03

  That's literally your kids in animal form.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 41:52Speaker 03

  That's Cash and Olivia.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  Percent. And we turn around and we're like trying to intermingle. We didn't let them alone at night together. When she got dropped off, so we waited, but we let them touch noses through the fence. The next day we let Pablo out and I really thought he was going to be the aggressor because he was the aggressor.

• 42:08Bunnie XO?

  With us.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  You guys. And that's why you guys were like, hey, like he's just a little too much. And so I was like, great. He's going to be aggressive towards this pony. No. He runs away from her. She full speed sprints after him and he runs with everything he has and hides behind the barn. So she's over there rolling around in the field and I look over and I look back and Pablo is around. The barn just

• 42:34Speaker 03

  Did you see the video?

• 42:35Speaker 02

  Yes, it's so funny. He is so upset that he has a sister. Well, then I leave to go to town and Jason calls me and he's like, we have a fucking problem. And I was like, he's screaming at me and I'm like, what? He's like, turn around, get back here now. I'm like, what is going on? He goes, Pablo escaped.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  How? And he goes, Dolly cornered him and he jumped over the fucking fence.

• 43:05Speaker 02

  So when I tell you that my fucking cow decides he is so scared of his sister, he jumps and gets his foot caught in the fence. All Jason can do is release his foot and he takes off. So Jason is full on sprinting after this cow because of course he goes straight for the road. He's scared and he has to grab Pablo and we didn't, he didn't have a halter. He had nothing. Like at that moment, he was just so worried of him.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  Grabbing by his horns.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  So he ran out and he, he got him by his side. And when you do, he'll, he'll hug on to you. So he just kind of hugged him and walked him down the fence line and back in.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  Can I please see this on your like camera footage?

• 43:42Bunnie XO?

  Bro.

• 43:44Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 43:45Bunnie XO?

  You gotta post that footage.

• 43:46Speaker 02

  It is so intense.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  Just Jason chasing a cow.

• 43:51Bunnie XO?

  Bro, that is, and he's, you don't understand. Crunch and, and smore are tiny.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Tiny.

• 43:58Bunnie XO?

  Compared to Pablo. Pablo is a big dude.

• 44:02Speaker 03

  I was scared to feed him.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Oh, she wouldn't give a nap. Okay, cows don't have top teeth. So like, he's not going to really hurt you, but like,

• 44:09Speaker 03

  Still scared.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  They're still, they're, they're,

• 44:11Speaker 03

  It's the color of the tongue that scares me.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  And so like,

• 44:14Speaker 02

  He's got a gray tongue.

• 44:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, that.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. Saw my favorite video. You're like, this is suicide boys.

• 44:21Bunnie XO?

  Crunch is, I, I told Mimi, I said, you have all the sweetest animals. I have all the fucking traumatized assholes. Donkey's a sweetheart, but Crunch, I can't stand him. He is such a fucking asshole. He is a straight up bull and he's a Taurus.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:39Bunnie XO?

  So it's like, he is just like, if you show up with something like today,

• 44:43Speaker 02

  Oh, I imagine that he walks.

• 44:45Bunnie XO?

  Literally. I was trying to feed the donkey. I was trying to feed the donkey. This motherfucker comes up and goes boom and head butts my ass. I'm like, are you kidding me? I'm like, I just fucking fed you. Like, what are you doing? He's just such a, he's so aggressive. But anyways. I've added three little swine to my tribe. And at first I only wanted two, because everybody tells me, oh, you gotta buy in pairs. But then the lady calls me, why does this always happen to me? By the way, the lady calls me and she's like, they're sisters. You can't split them up. They're so bonded to each other and they are extremely bonded to each other. So I'm so glad we got all three of them, but I've got Piglet. I've got Maple.

• 45:29Bunnie XO?

  And I've got Ja Ja Gabor. But it's spelled G A B O A R. So like Gabor, because a boar is a pig.

• 45:39Bunnie XO?

  Let me tell you, Ja Ja is a big back bitch. She is so fucking feisty.

• 45:44Speaker 02

  The video you posted?

• 45:46Bunnie XO?

  Bro, because I couldn't find her damn mouth, you know, because she was like moving around. She's like, have you seen it? She fucking got so mad that I fucking didn't have the animal cracker right when she wanted it. Maple, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, just so sweet and like lazy. She's the loudest, but she is just such a sweetheart. And then Piglet is the drama queen. Like everything is the end of the world with her. It's, it's just straight up drama, dude. Literally the golden girls.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  And it's all our hair colors.

• 46:13Bunnie XO?

  All of it, yeah. So I bring the pigs in every night. They sleep in a playpen in my house.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  It is literally the cutest thing ever.

• 46:23Bunnie XO?

  They're adorable. I love them. They're so sweet. They're gonna be about two, 300 pounds.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  Uh, no, about a hundred.

• 46:31Bunnie XO?

  Really?

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Little over a hundred, depending on how much you feed them though. If you want them like floppy, they can be 150.

• 46:36Bunnie XO?

  No, I mean, I want them comfortable. I'd like them to be agile, big guys.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Because they're so like loaded, they don't grow to be tall and long. They're more like stout and round. Yeah, they've got like, they'll probably, I don't know if this particular one is bred to have like the really floppy ears. But typically they have like the turned up nose and the little.

• 46:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, they got the little, the little turned up noses.

• 46:57Speaker 02

  Don't go down as much. The, the breed that you got have turned up nose.

• 47:01Bunnie XO?

  They are so cute though. I grab their asses and just fucking hold on and they squeal. I'm just like, and they're like, this is the cutest thing ever, dude. And they're, they're used to me now. They're literally so used to me now. So when I do it, they get all excited and like happy and stuff. And now every morning I wake up, I'm like, hi, girls. And they're like. You know, they're just the cutest.

• 47:21Speaker 02

  The fact that they're in your house.

• 47:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 47:23Speaker 03

  I love that.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  If I could bring Pablo inside, he would be so happy.

• 47:26Bunnie XO?

  I would love to bring Crunch inside and Smore.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  If I could bring that goat inside, I would get a goat.

• 47:32Bunnie XO?

  Smore is the sweetest cow I have. I think he's my little baby. Like, he's so soft and delicate and like so feminine. I, sometimes I want to call him her because he's so feminine and he's so pretty. He looks like Magatu from fucking, uh, Blue Steel, Will Ferrell's character.

• 47:52Speaker 02

  What do you know about the white?

• 47:54Bunnie XO?

  Mm-mm.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  It's in our chat.

• 47:55Bunnie XO?

  Show her. Give her, give her a show.

• 47:58Speaker 02

  I, I, you know, had this moment last night while me and you were texting each other. And I wanted to be like, what has our life come to? Because we are literally giving each other farm updates in bed last night.

• 48:08Bunnie XO?

  Wait, can I? That's what he looks like. I swear, when you see him today, you're gonna be like, yeah, he does. I had the hardest time leaving my house today. I now understand why when people have farms, they don't want to leave.

• 48:22Speaker 02

  They don't.

• 48:22Bunnie XO?

  I wanted to hang out with my animals.

• 48:24Speaker 02

  If it wasn't raining last night, I was just gonna go sit out by, by Pablo and Dolly. Cause I was like, I haven't seen you guys today. I kind of really miss you.

• 48:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like I just want to hang out with them. Like every morning, my excitement is literally to go see Donkey right now and the cows and the pigs.

• 48:38Speaker 02

  And you like, it's because you're like literally creating a friendship with them from scratch.

• 48:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  And like, I love that about it. Cause at first Pablo, when we got him from you was very, um, like standoffish. Now he's my baby. So he puts his head, like when I put my arm down, he lays his head in. I have to be really careful because he still has his horns intact. But he'll lay his head in and I'll just rub him underneath his chin and he'll just, it's not like he purrs, but it's kind of like.

• 49:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  He just loves it so much. And then Dolly is like, you can touch me for as long as I want you to touch me. But when I'm done, fuck you. Like she literally will be like.

• 49:17Bunnie XO?

  When's her birthday? Do you know?

• 49:19Speaker 02

  Um, I'll have to look it up.

• 49:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, look it up. Crunch had a fucking temper tantrum. I was handing him a fucking animal cracker the other day. This is my cow. Okay. He's, this is how fucking bougie and was so much of an asshole he is. I put it in his mouth. He drops it down. He goes. And looks at it.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  So upset.

• 49:36Bunnie XO?

  It was so pissed. Kayla goes, what the fuck was that? I said, he's throwing a temper tantrum because he dropped the fucking animal cracker. Like, these animals have such personalities, it's insane.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 49:47Bunnie XO?

  And farm life is where it's at, man. I'm not a country girl, but I'm a city girl trying to be a farmer and let me tell, next is gardening.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  You're gonna do it. I know you can. I know you can.

• 49:59Bunnie XO?

  Delaney, Ernest's wife, said that she would teach me.

• 50:01Speaker 03

  I'm so jealous of her.

• 50:02Bunnie XO?

  I know.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  She is such like a little homesteader.

• 50:05Bunnie XO?

  I love her.

• 50:06Speaker 02

  It's gorgeous. I don't think I could garden. I don't think I have the patience for it.

• 50:09Bunnie XO?

  Country wife.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Oh, it's, she's, her zen is just so chill.

• 50:13Bunnie XO?

  Her and Riley. Riley's a fucking nightmare disaster. Hilarious, like nightmare in a funny way, not in a bad way, but Riley's just, she's the female Theobin.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 50:26Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 50:26Bunnie XO?

  Like, she's so fucking funny.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  Riley makes me laugh so freaking hard, dude.

• 50:31Bunnie XO?

  Delaney is so peaceful.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  Yes, that's it.

• 50:33Bunnie XO?

  And calm. She's like a little fairy.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. We say that all the time. You'll see her at award shows and it's like, it's like she's just floating around kinda thing.

• 50:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 50:41Speaker 02

  And we all come in.

• 50:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah, like, hey, we're here, bitch. Like, she just has such feminine energy.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  She does. She's such like a mom. Like, I wish, I aspire to be such like a gentle mom. I could just see her being one of those moms that just like talks to her kids and I'm like, don't fuck, don't touch that. I'm such a marble mom.

• 51:03Bunnie XO?

  A marble mom?

• 51:04Speaker 02

  That's me. That's exactly how I parent. Like, thick eyeliner marble mom.

• 51:08Bunnie XO?

  You don't even smoke, though.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, but the energy I give is that I did.

• 51:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:13Bunnie XO?

  I never heard of that.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  Butt it fucking down. Don't touch that. God damn it, Cash, don't put that in your mouth. That's me. That's me as a parent.

• 51:21Bunnie XO?

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• 52:03Bunnie XO?

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• 52:22Bunnie XO?

  Let's talk about a woman who has been online for a really long time. And who I have to say, sitting back and watching what she's accomplished in this past year, like, I'm so proud of her. Like, I don't, I don't think she realizes how cool it is what she's getting to do, you know? But getting to watch her live out her dreams has been really cool.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:49Bunnie XO?

  Trisha Paytas just announced that she's doing an era's tour where she's like doing, like, it's a tour.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  Oh, she's going.

• 52:56Bunnie XO?

  I looked at the dates because, you know, we tour for a living. I looked at the dates. I was like, this is a straight up tour. Like, she starts in February and ends in like March, I think, or April.

• 53:05Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 53:06Bunnie XO?

  Like, that's a.

• 53:07Speaker 02

  She's putting in work.

• 53:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And it's like a, I think it's like a, is it her Broadway show? I don't know.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, like Broadway musical.

• 53:13Bunnie XO?

  Themed, but yeah, like, I'm so proud of her. Like, she really deserves her kudos. And she got to do the SNL thing and stuff like that. So it's just really cool to see her finally get the flowers that she deserves. You know, I feel like so many people when she was on YouTube. YouTube is such a different community of people.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 53:34Bunnie XO?

  And I feel like they're so rough and so negative over there. And to watch how like TikTok has just embraced her and loved her.

• 53:41Speaker 02

  It's a complete 180, Trisha.

• 53:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And she's a different human too. Yeah.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  Oh, for sure.

• 53:46Bunnie XO?

  Mom life looks so good on her.

• 53:48Speaker 02

  It does.

• 53:48Bunnie XO?

  She looks so zen, so peaceful. I love seeing her and Moses together because it reminds me of Jay and I. Like, they're a team. They literally just work. And I think that's amazing. It's, she's really a true testament of happily ever after.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, and consistency. Like, this girl literally has never stopped.

• 54:05Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  For as long as we've all known her. And like, I think also, which I think is funny because I mentioned this the other day, I don't think. People know that they know her sometimes.

• 54:15Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 54:15Speaker 02

  I'm like, no, it's the girl from the Eminem video.

• 54:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  Or it's the girl in My Strange Addiction.

• 54:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 54:20Speaker 02

  They're like, that's the same person. I'm like,

• 54:22Bunnie XO?

  Or America's Got Talent.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  America's, she, you know her when you don't even know that you know her.

• 54:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, the lore of Trisha Paytas goes on for decades.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:31Bunnie XO?

  At this point, and you know, I think she's gonna be a household name and I'm just proud of her. And I just wanted to give her her flowers on the podcast.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 54:38Bunnie XO?

  She really deserves that.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  She is. She's doing the damn thing right now. Really proud of her.

• 54:41Bunnie XO?

  Mm hmm. Yep. Proud of her. Proud of her. Uh, let's talk about fucking Spirit Airlines.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  Have you seen that? I don't know if she saw this. I would think we talked about this before she got here today.

• 54:52Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so Spirit Airlines has just announced that if you dress scantily clad, or if you have certain types of tattoos, they're not gonna let you on their flight.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  And if they're,

• 55:02Bunnie XO?

  Oh, now you're gonna put that into place? Soul Plane is gonna fucking tell us that we can't, first of all, I've, I will never fly Spirit Airlines.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  No, that used to be in my wedding contract when I would fly to do weddings. It would be in my contract that you cannot book me on Spirit.

• 55:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  Would people try to do that?

• 55:20Speaker 03

  Um, yeah, absolutely not.

• 55:22Bunnie XO?

  I feel like if you want a certain type of demographic to fly with you, then raise your fucking prices.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  Bro.

• 55:29Bunnie XO?

  It's that simple.

• 55:30Speaker 02

  The fact that they just had to go in front of Congress recently, have you seen this?

• 55:36Bunnie XO?

  Uh uh.

• 55:36Speaker 02

  I watched it. I literally watched their board sit in front of Congress and they say, did you purposely pay people to do random checks and give them incentives to bag check people for an additional $10 per bag? And they said, yeah, we did. So people would literally sit there and be like, oh, I want an extra $100 on my check this week. Cool. One, two, I'm gonna pull all your bags and I'm charging you. Doesn't matter. They sat in front of Congress and admitted to this.

• 56:09Bunnie XO?

  I feel like the airlines industry right now, something's going on with it.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:15Bunnie XO?

  And I just wanna, I wanna put this in the air because I've, you know how I'm into astrology and stuff like that? My astrologist Danielle, who does not miss with anything, said that Pluto is in Aquarius and it's also in some, there's something else in something. And she said that the chain, the industry of the airplane, of aircrafts is going to change drastically.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  Really?

• 56:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, something is in the air with the airlines. I mean, Boeing's are dropping out of the fucking sky. You know, like-

• 56:44Speaker 03

  I just watched Interstellar on the way home and my mind's like.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 56:49Bunnie XO?

  What is that?

• 56:50Speaker 03

  You haven't watched Interstellar?

• 56:51Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 56:52Speaker 03

  Uh-uh. It's like, it's an older movie, but it's with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. You'll have to watch it, but it has to do with like, it just has to do with like, it's more like space and stuff, but like aircrafts.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Oh, a lot of aircraft movies have been coming out recently, airports and aircraft, because I watched that one, the Carry On. Did you guys watch that?

• 57:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  Carry On? Yeah.

• 57:15Speaker 03

  Did you watch Manifest?

• 57:17Bunnie XO?

  No, I started to, but I didn't like it. It had like a weird, the first episode sucked.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  The first few episodes were good.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  Why are we talking about airplanes so much in media right now? It's kinda weird.

• 57:28Bunnie XO?

  Because the motherfuckers are falling out of the sky and the fucking airlines are doing weird shit, like Spirit Airlines, get your shit together, raise your prices if you want a different, you know, demographic to fly with you, because giving people those rules now, it's gonna create more tension. There's gonna be that overzealous airline worker who's gonna be like, you have this type of tattoo, you're showing, like if I wore a crop top and shorts, somebody could be like, you can't come on the flight, you're dressed too scantily clad.

• 57:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:54Bunnie XO?

  It's like people on power trips, like you're just get, like who the fuck is running Spirit Airlines?

• 57:58Speaker 03

  Well, especially after your, your history, you're gonna do that now?

• 58:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 58:03Speaker 02

  This is when you decide to start doing it? And it's, is it because Congress called you out on the bags?

• 58:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 58:08Speaker 02

  So you have to like find some other type?

• 58:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so you gotta gaslight everybody else?

• 58:12Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 58:12Bunnie XO?

  You gotta take your frustrations out on everybody else?

• 58:15Speaker 02

  Spirit Airlines.

• 58:16Bunnie XO?

  Who is the CEO of Spirit Airlines? Do we know?

• 58:18Speaker 02

  I don't know the CEO, but like I did watch their board, you know, talk and I'm just like, and they're the people who talk in circles, which pisses me off.

• 58:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's annoying.

• 58:27Speaker 02

  He would literally ask a yes or no question and they'd be like, well, and then go on this like spiel and he, at the end, he would be like, so do you? And they'd be like, yeah. I'm like, you could have said that the first time. Don't try to explain yourself like you were already caught for doing what you fucking did.

• 58:42Bunnie XO?

  I don't like people who can't take any fucking accountability. Like just take accountability. Yeah, we did that. If you want to really be a dick about it, be like, yeah, we did that. What are you going to do about it?

• 58:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, yeah. It's, it's really insane what we're witnessing going down with all this. And like you said, the mechanical side of things.

• 59:00Speaker 03

  Well, and just what happened in DC.

• 59:02Bunnie XO?

  Mm hmm.

• 59:03Speaker 03

  Was terrifying.

• 59:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Or like even the southwest. You, you remember seeing like recently where they were like dipping down really low and then like coming back up?

• 59:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  The, this Washington DC thing.

• 59:16Speaker 03

  Flying scares me.

• 59:17Bunnie XO?

  The scary thing about the thing that happened in DC is they were landing. How is a Black Hawk?

• 59:23Speaker 03

  I think something's up with that.

• 59:24Bunnie XO?

  A Black, I was gonna say elevator, a Black Hawk helicopter.

• 59:30Bunnie XO?

  Fucking, oh wait, is it Blackwater or Black Hawk? I think it's Blackwater.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  It's Black Hawk helicopter.

• 59:36Bunnie XO?

  How did they not?

• 59:37Speaker 03

  They are so trained in those.

• 59:39Bunnie XO?

  Literally, and to be so low in the air.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  This is one of the heaviest monitored airways.

• 59:49Bunnie XO?

  We were supposed to be in that flight path too, by the way.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Yes, I know. The minute she sent it, I said, Haley, what time is it? I was like, Haley, we were, and I text you immediately, I was like, we were literally supposed to be, I didn't text you this, that flight that we were supposed to be taking, the exact time and the exact path.

• 1:00:07Bunnie XO?

  Granted, it was different cities.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  We, well, we would have been leaving this side of it, flying over that incident. Either we would have seen it, or we would have been like, right at it.

• 1:00:17Bunnie XO?

  We would fly over DC?

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  Yes, cuz like, we were right above DC. And our flight path would have brought us, typically it does, it doesn't go inland, typically it just goes straight like this. We would have literally had been taking off an hour outside, hour and a half.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  I heard though, that like, around there, it's like, it's, it's busier than like, the busiest day in like, LaGuardia, or something like that.

• 1:00:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, because there's so many politicians coming in and out.

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  Yes, that was so weird to me, that the universe aligned everything, and then like, we're watching this happen. And like, what's so sad is like, who was on, I mean, it's sad regardless, but like, they have so many stories behind these people, cuz they're publicish figures. So like, people are just pulling out like, Instagram stories of people taking off, and like, those kinda things.

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  I literally saw one of the ice skater like, kids, I literally went to his Instagram, and his last story, like, fourteen hours ago, was the wing of the plane, and that's like, where it hit, too. It was so sad.

• 1:01:19Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god.

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  And I think we were looking at it when I got here, and it said, um, by the time the people entered the water, they only had thirty minutes to survive before. Because it's so cold, no, thirty minutes, it said. So by the time they would have even gotten there, first responders, there's no way you could survive that.

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  They could have survived the plane and died from hypothermia.

• 1:01:40Bunnie XO?

  Fuck. I wonder how they, how they couldn't have gotten out of the water, is it like, is there no way to swim?

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  Ice cold, too, yeah.

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  If it landed upside down, and they were like, still in their seat, like, they could have been trapped, like.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, they just found the three soldiers that were on that, um, Black Hawk.

• 1:01:57Bunnie XO?

  But none from the, none of the passengers?

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  They've only found thirteen of the plane.

• 1:02:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh my god.

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  No, they have like, forty.

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  Oh no, okay.

• 1:02:04Speaker 03

  There's like, over half they found.

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  Really? I hadn't seen an update.

• 1:02:08Bunnie XO?

  Golly, my heart goes out to their families, just all of that. I'm so scared to fly now, like, I don't like it. It freaks me out. I used to love flying, I used to be so comfortable in the sky, and it was just so peaceful, and now it's like, it's scary, I don't like it.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  It's terrifying, everything about it.

• 1:02:26Bunnie XO?

  I don't like it. Uh, moving on, Good Night Nashville has now opened, babies. Look at Haley's hat. Yay. I'm so impressed with the bar. It's so beautiful. They did such a great job. I feel like it has a different ambiance than any of the other bars on Broadway.

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  I can attest to that.

• 1:02:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  I've been in all of them.

• 1:02:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah, no, it's awesome. And not to mention, our Bottle Bunnies are banging. So you guys have to go visit, go to Good Night Nashville, um, on downtown Broadway. Go ask for the girls there. I think, um, two of them that I know by name are, I'm still learning all the girls' names, but uh, what was it? Laney, Alana, Elena, Elena, sorry. It's Elena and Julian. Ask for them. Those are my two babies. And then, um,

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  Follow them on TikTok. They just started their TikTok.

• 1:03:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, follow the TikTok. It's at Bottled Bunnies, B-O-T-T-L-E-D, Bunnies, B-U-N-N-I-E-S.

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  Go to Bunny's profile and watch her do the worm.

• 1:03:27Bunnie XO?

  Yes, yes. And she's so hot. Like, she's a little redhead and she's so hot.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  I've ever seen.

• 1:03:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, literally does this worm perfect in a freaking thong and looks amazing. I'm sorry, if I scrunched my ass up like that, it would look like a golf ball. There's no way that you can do the worm and look so fucking perfect. It's crazy. Yeah.

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  I literally watched her do this worm and I was like,

• 1:03:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And she is beautiful and that, but the cool thing is, is not only are they beautiful, they're actually really sweet.

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Bunnie XO?

  Like, they're cool girls.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  They shout you out on their stories often. So I love to see you reposting them. They're like in the bathroom taking selfies. I'm like, I'd love to see what their hair looks like that day.

• 1:04:06Bunnie XO?

  Dude, all of them are gorgeous.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  Gorgeous.

• 1:04:09Bunnie XO?

  All of them are gorgeous. I'm just like, kudos to whoever did all the hiring because they are beautiful. Grand opening, February 20th. The whole crew will be there. Come see us. Um, yeah, come down to Good Night Nashville. What is it? 209 Broadway? I believe.

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  Right next to Kid Rock.

• 1:04:28Bunnie XO?

  Right next to Kid Rock's honky tonk.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  209 Broadway.

• 1:04:31Bunnie XO?

  Yep, 209 Broadway, baby.

• 1:04:35Bunnie XO?

  Um.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Love.

• 1:04:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then these are dropping.

• 1:04:38Bunnie XO?

  Black on black Bunny XO hoodies, sweat suits, full sweat suits.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  Full sweat suits, Bunny XO sweat suit.

• 1:04:45Speaker 03

  I literally lived in this since you gave it to me.

• 1:04:47Bunnie XO?

  Oh, good.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  Oh, Jason, too. Jason, I like, every time I turn around, he's wearing his, he loves it, loves it. I'm a hoodie slut, so I'm wearing mine all the time.

• 1:04:55Bunnie XO?

  Yay.

• 1:04:56Speaker 02

  Also have the Bunny XO t-shirts coming out, and it's like the photo shoot we did at the Bridgestone.

• 1:05:01Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  And then we have a Chachi shirt that you teased a couple weeks ago.

• 1:05:05Bunnie XO?

  I don't have the Chachi one.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  I'll have her send you that one, too. I think it came in like two separate, um, merch ones. So we have the Bunny XO shirt, the Bunny sweat suit, the Chachi shirt, and the hat that you sneaked into a video the other day, and it's an embroidered Bunny XO hat.

• 1:05:22Bunnie XO?

  Amen, sister. What else did you want to talk about? The updates with Dumb Blonde, season nine?

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm so excited for the new season, and we, you know, we're doing a couple more of these this season where all three of us kind of sit down, and we discuss what's going on, what's happening in the world currently, and like, an update on our lives. So every few weeks, you're gonna hear from us. And then we have some really cool, like, music stuff. We're gonna start teasing, and I'm excited leaning into the music side of things.

• 1:05:49Bunnie XO?

  Really cool musical acts are gonna be coming on the podcast.

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, some that we've really kind of manifested. I'm excited about that, so.

• 1:05:55Speaker 03

  Literally.

• 1:05:56Bunnie XO?

  Some of these dudes, I'm like, you guys are hot. Like, gosh.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Can't wait.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  Oh, it is going to be a hot season.

• 1:06:03Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I think this is like season of the men.

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  It, that's what I was gonna say. I feel like this is the first time we're really leaning into like the male, like vocal side of things, and I'm like, really excited about it.

• 1:06:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm excited, too. I can't wait. Can't wait for these, um, music segments to start coming out. You know, of course, always, as always, inspired by Howard Stern.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:06:23Bunnie XO?

  So we gotta give Howard his flowers.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  Always.

• 1:06:25Bunnie XO?

  Um, but yeah, Howard, uh, I'd like to come on the podcast. I'm ready. I have a book dropping. My book is coming out, you guys. I'm almost done. Let me tell you something. Ladies and gentlemen, I thought writing a book was gonna be easy. No, no, it's not. I can get through a chapter a day if I really focus, but it's been brutal.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  Exhausting, I bet, because you're literally having to, one, think about it, how you wanna like articulate it, and then living through those emotions again.

• 1:06:54Bunnie XO?

  It is fucking brutal, dude, but. June, July, we're dropping the book.

• 1:07:00Speaker 02

  We got a sneak peek of the cover today.

• 1:07:02Bunnie XO?

  Sneak peek of the cover. I'm so excited. Can't wait. Yeah, I'm just excited. Just all good things for 2025. We might be branching out, doing some really big business moves. So you guys will be seeing that soon. And, you know, we're just so thankful, and we're so thankful for our Patreon community, first and foremost, because you guys, man, really funded this podcast when we had nothing. So, I mean, you know, shout out to my OF and shout out to Patreon. I don't have an OF anymore because Patreon literally took over the OF. But yeah, I'm just so thankful for you guys. And yeah, I think that was a pretty good wrap up. What do you guys think?

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's good. It's a good start to the new season.

• 1:07:41Bunnie XO?

  It's a good start to the new season. I love you guys. I'll talk to you later. Bye. See you guys next week. Bye.