Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: We’ll Probably Get Cancelled For These Confessions About this episode The crew is officially back from the holidays and ready to raise hell. They kick things off sharing their excitement for what’s coming next—and showing love to Bob for the sweetest handmade bracelet surprise. From there, it spirals fast: a woman trading sexual favors for booze, a hitchhiking trip fueled by LSD, and a man with an alarming obsession with horses. The hosts also get into clapping back at internet trolls, why their YouTube channel being free and uncensored is a game-changer, and what’s coming up next—including an upcoming live show and a storm rolling into town. Same chaos, new year.
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0:01 Speaker 00 Ask, Tell, Confess.
0:17 Bunnie XO? Hello friends, welcome to another
0:23 Bunnie XO? Ask, Tell, Confess.
0:34 Speaker 02 That was nice.
0:35 Bunnie XO? Did we like it?
0:36 Speaker 02 That was nice. I like your dance moves.
0:38 Bunnie XO? Jaime, how would you sing it? How would you sing Confess?
0:41 Speaker 03 Confess?
0:41 Bunnie XO? So do the intro, do the intro.
0:43 Speaker 03 Alright, welcome back to another episode.
0:46 Bunnie XO? No, that's the frickin' dumb blonde podcast.
0:49 Speaker 03 I know, but I gotta, I gotta, I gotta lean into it. I can't just...
0:54 Speaker 03 Welcome back to another Ask, Tell, Confess.
1:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that was good. We might have Jaime do it every week. That was nice. Should we have Jaime do it every week? I feel like he's about to watch a WWE match.
1:11 Speaker 03 Yeah, a little radio voice.
1:12 Bunnie XO? I got energized. I literally got energized from that. That was great. Yeah, I'm ready to record. That was fucking great. Here we go. Alright guys, the holidays are fucking over, thank God. And we are back at it, back in action.
1:26 Speaker 02 My heart bug.
1:27 Bunnie XO? That's me. Back in action. Who's ready to kick this shit off? I'm excited.
1:31 Speaker 02 Guys, we, speaking of holidays, we got a present from Bob.
1:37 Bunnie XO? Bob!
1:39 Speaker 02 First we have to listen to his voicemails though, because he did call us and let us know that he sent us a present.
1:45 Bunnie XO? I fucking love you Bob. Hey, and by the way guys, if you buy a ticket to come see the show, we are going to try to see if we can get Bob. To be a part of the show in LA.
1:59 Speaker 02 Yep.
1:59 Bunnie XO? He wants to come to the LA show.
2:02 Speaker 02 Bob at a show?
2:04 Bunnie XO? Bob out, coming out on stage. Bob out!
2:09 Speaker 02 Here we go.
2:10 Speaker 04 This is Bob. Bob out. Bob is out. Bob is... I'm gonna give you... Send you guys your presents. Bob out!
2:21 Bunnie XO? Bob out, baby!
2:22 Speaker 02 We haven't recorded in a while because we stacked a little bit to get through the holidays. So, I think he thought maybe we didn't get our presents, so he called back again.
2:31 Speaker 04 And this is... This is Bob. When you gonna find out about your package? Bob out!
2:39 Speaker 02 Bob, we got your package!
2:40 Bunnie XO? Bob, we got your package!
2:42 Speaker 02 Open it.
2:43 Bunnie XO? First of all, Bob, you are the sweetest man ever. Thank you so much for our presents. I'm so excited.
2:50 Speaker 02 He said he made us something, guys.
2:52 Bunnie XO? He made it?
2:54 Speaker 02 He made these for us.
2:56 Bunnie XO? Sweet boy!
2:58 Speaker 02 I don't know whose are whose, but I'm gonna let you open them and we'll figure them out.
3:04 Bunnie XO? Oh, Bob. I love a frickin' Reno.
3:07 Speaker 02 Yep.
3:10 Speaker 02 Okay, ready?
3:11 Bunnie XO? Putting on the glasses so I can see.
3:14 Speaker 02 There.
3:16 Bunnie XO? What is it?
3:16 Speaker 00 What is it?
3:18 Bunnie XO? What is it?
3:18 Speaker 02 It's the nicest thing I've ever gotten! He made us bracelets!
3:22 Bunnie XO? Oh, my goodness, Bob!
3:25 Speaker 02 He made one for Jelly Roll.
3:26 Bunnie XO? This one's Jaime's.
3:27 Speaker 00 Stop. Give it to me.
3:30 Speaker 02 Jaime, come get your present.
3:31 Bunnie XO? Come get your present, Jaime.
3:33 Speaker 02 That one's for Jelly Roll.
3:34 Bunnie XO? I can't...
3:36 Speaker 02 I bet you the one with the bow? It is. The one with the bows for Bunny.
3:39 Bunnie XO? Oh, my, stop! Stop it. Chino, look, we got a present.
3:46 Speaker 02 Look at him.
3:47 Bunnie XO? We got a present.
3:49 Speaker 05 That's yours.
3:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
3:51 Speaker 02 He knew all of our personalities.
3:53 Bunnie XO? Hold on, how do I open the damn bow? He got tins to match. He's a great friggin', he can wrap a damn bow, that's for sure.
3:59 Speaker 02 Oh, just opens.
3:59 Bunnie XO? Oh, just open, okay. I'm like, oh my goodness.
4:05 Speaker 02 Are you kidding me right now?
4:05 Bunnie XO? It has a clasp. He did bunny.
4:08 Speaker 02 And he put our name.
4:11 Bunnie XO? Taji loves it. I'm wearing this on every podcast. Taji's gonna put it on.
4:16 Speaker 02 For the LA show.
4:19 Bunnie XO? Oh my goodness. Every show of tour. This is so sweet.
4:22 Speaker 03 I'm blinged out.
4:23 Speaker 02 Oh my goodness.
4:25 Bunnie XO? Got that ice on me. This is so sweet. You love it? Stop, this is so pretty. We love Bob's present so much, you guys. Thank you so much, Bob. You're the sweetest man in the world. Do I get it on? I didn't know that I was missing. I didn't know what I was missing in life until I got a Bob Out present. I'm set.
4:49 Speaker 03 Yes.
4:50 Bunnie XO? I'm done. I am, stick a fork in me, I'm done. I love. Thought I wanted a Rolex? Yeah. Nope. I wanted a Bob bracelet. Give me the Bob Out bracelet. So yeah, if you guys want to meet Bob, we're gonna... Bob, we haven't told you this yet, but we would really like for you to be a part of the show. So we know you're coming to the LA show, so we definitely would like to make you part of the show.
5:11 Speaker 02 This is your formal invitation to be part of the live show, Bob.
5:15 Bunnie XO? Part of the live show, Bobberino. And we have to end the show with Bob Out.
5:18 Speaker 02 Bob Out.
5:19 Bunnie XO? Bob frickin' out. Alright guys, I'm gonna kick this frickin' joint off after that sweet, sweet little present from Bobberino. Stop licking me, okay? Alright, here we go. My homegirl was dating this guy in a wheelchair, but I stopped being friends with her because she was letting him beat her. Like, why the fuck would you stand or sit somewhere and let him beat you up? You can run, you could push him out of his chair, anything, but you sit there and get beat? I'm still mad thinking about it. She said you could run.
6:01 Bunnie XO? I don't know. I don't know if laughing is appropriate, but it's the first instinct I had because one, I got nervous and two, it's almost unbelievable.
6:13 Bunnie XO? You need more context behind the fact that you just stood there and let him beat you. So, okay. All right. Listen, there was this pimp in Vegas and his name was, his name was Big Mike and he was in a wheelchair and he had hoes that he used to beat and I could never figure it out, dude. Like, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it was that kind of relationship, maybe.
6:35 Speaker 05 Was it an electric wheelchair?
6:36 Bunnie XO? Yes. Yeah. Dude got around. Souped up.
6:40 Speaker 05 I'm just saying those go fast.
6:41 Bunnie XO? Faster than, I mean.
6:43 Speaker 05 I've seen some that are pretty fast. I can't run that fast.
6:46 Bunnie XO? He ran, he ran a tight ship too. Damn. Yeah. I respect it though. I kind of feel like if I was in a wheelchair, I might beat people too.
6:56 Speaker 05 What?
6:59 Bunnie XO? Start bar fights because he was gonna hit back. Listen, if I had a prosthetic, I'd beat people with it. I would take my leg off. Somebody tried to fucking like, if somebody tried to rob me and I had a prosthetic, I would take it off and beat them with it.
7:14 Speaker 05 That makes sense. I thought you meant just randomly.
7:17 Bunnie XO? We might get canceled for this conversation. No, I just want to be part of it.
7:23 Bunnie XO? All right. Well, um, I hope your friend is in a safe space now. Guys, listen, we got in trouble because we didn't react how we should have one week on the fucking podcast and you have to understand, we're reading these for the first time and sometimes we don't know what to say because we don't want to, one, if it's like a really sad story, it's like,
7:44 Bunnie XO? what can you say to make that person feel better? There's nothing you can say. But then two, in a situation like this, it's like, what can we say? We don't, we need a little more context, but it's, it's just, the lady had a point. Like, why would you let that happen? But then I think about Big Mike in Vegas. So, I get it. I get it. I mean, what the?
8:03 Speaker 05 Unless like the first one was like a blow to where she was on the ground and couldn't move.
8:08 Bunnie XO? Maybe I don't, I need more context.
8:11 Speaker 03 Cause the person who wrote it was the one who wasn't in the relation, the friend, right?
8:15 Bunnie XO? It was the friend, yeah, it was her friend. But it's like, why stop, you need to be there for your friend. Like, fuck it, be there for your friend. Roll him out of the picture.
8:23 Speaker 03 Just stick a broomstick right in the wheels.
8:25 Bunnie XO? Be there for your friend though, like, don't let her get beat up by some fucking dude. I don't know. Alright, go ahead.
8:34 Speaker 05 I'm going.
8:36 Bunnie XO? Please do.
8:38 Bunnie XO? Please do.
8:39 Speaker 05 Alright. I have this guy, kind of a sugar daddy, kind of not. We've never met, never talked on the phone, never FaceTimed, just Facebook message. An old friend went to school with him, so he's allegedly a real human and not a ghost with a debit card. He pays me to ask weird questions, send animated pictures, or just say the most off-the-wall sexual nonsense imaginable. Basically creative writing, but sponsored. Here's the thing, though. This man is obsessed with the idea of me and a horse. Like emotionally vested. Some invested that he sends animated pictures of me, um, living out a life that would get a podcast episode named after it. At one point, he even drifted into what about your dog's territory?
9:23 Speaker 05 And I was like, yeah, absolutely not. Uh, now sometimes it gets so weird that I don't even respond, I just silently pass my husband the phone. Um, I don't yuck, someone's yawn, but I do clock out. Anyway, money was made. Reality was questioned, and somewhere out there is a man who truly believes I live on a very imaginative arm.
9:44 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
9:45 Speaker 02 I mean, some people are into that, I guess.
9:49 Bunnie XO? Bestiality?
9:50 Speaker 02 That's what I'm saying.
9:51 Bunnie XO? A lot of people are, it's weird, yeah.
9:53 Speaker 02 The horse, what's up with people and horses? We've had a submission before about the dude losing his virginity to one.
9:59 Bunnie XO? So let me tell you about that dude. Um, when, there's a lot of dudes like that in the...
10:07 Bunnie XO? Webcam, fucking interweb type of area. And what those guys do is they take whatever videos or pictures you're sending them and they put them on multiple websites. So you have to be very, very, very careful what you put out into the world. We call them pick collectors.
10:25 Speaker 02 So that guy was literally paying her for these pictures and then probably turning around and reselling them.
10:29 Bunnie XO? Turning around and selling them or putting them on a dark web website or something like that. Yeah.
10:36 Speaker 02 Didn't know that was a thing.
10:37 Speaker 05 What about your dogs is wild.
10:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's, it's well, because they get paid more for stuff like that. You get paid more for like, just off the wall disgusting shit, especially on the dark web. Yeah.
10:51 Speaker 02 Alright.
10:52 Bunnie XO? You're welcome lady. Ladies, I just gave you some game.
10:55 Speaker 02 That's crazy.
10:57 Bunnie XO? All money ain't good money, baby. Trust me.
10:59 Speaker 02 That part. Alright, this one is a little on the longer side, but it is called 3am Call Booze Blowjobs and Bagels.
11:08 Speaker 05 Sounds pretty good.
11:09 Speaker 02 I was very intrigued. I manage a popular coffee shop and it was 24 hours. Recently took over this location and received a phone call at 3am from my midnight baker lady claiming that she was raped.
11:24 Speaker 02 Hauled my ass up to that store and I see three cops, two teenage boys standing outside. I walk inside, this employee girl goes running up to me, hugs me, and I am just so confused. The officer instantly snaps, asking if I know the situation. I said, no, I just got here. He takes me to the office and there is my owner's daughter in the office as well, shaking, watching the cameras from what's happening. Apparently, this lady told these boys if they go get her booze, she would suck them off. So the boys went and fetched the booze.
11:56 Bunnie XO? Boys as in, uh, age appropriate?
12:00 Speaker 02 No.
12:01 Bunnie XO? Oh.
12:01 Speaker 02 Yeah. Wait.
12:05 Speaker 02 And teenage boys standing outside. So I mean, they could have been 18, though. We don't know.
12:09 Bunnie XO? Okay.
12:10 Speaker 02 Apparently, this lady told these boys that they went and got booze, she would suck them off. So the boys went and fetched the booze and she brought them inside. They started laughing and taking shots, hanging out behind the drive thru. And then she takes one of the boys into the office and gets him comfortable. Gets on her knees, completely willing, may I add, as the other friend is now helping himself and making himself a hearty sandwich at the soup and sandwich station. When she completes the job, he got up and went to check out on his friend and his sandwich. She purposely pushed the panic button and that's when she got called. Obviously, the boys were confused when the cops show up. When I get done watching the footage with two officers, her and my boss
12:55 Speaker 02 still has the headset on, trying to take orders drunk. I reached over the officer, snatched the headset off of her in disbelief. In conclusion, they were all banned and after the police left, the boss and I smoked a cigarette in shock for a minute and went outside and went back inside, threw out everything that had been touched and baked remained and began bleaching everything.
13:22 Bunnie XO? That's another one where it's like, fuck, like, how am I supposed to react to this or comment to this? That's so heavy.
13:29 Speaker 02 How do you claim one thing not knowing that there's cameras everywhere?
13:34 Bunnie XO? Sounds like she might have not been fucking normal upstairs. She might have had, she might have been a few tacos short of a taco stand.
13:42 Speaker 02 Okay.
13:43 Bunnie XO? Few grapes short of a fruit salad.
13:45 Speaker 02 Whoa.
13:46 Bunnie XO? Yeah. What else you got?
13:50 Bunnie XO? Nothing. I got nothing. Few laundry sheets.
13:53 Speaker 02 You cow short of a hamburger.
13:54 Bunnie XO? Short of a dryer. What? First thing that came to mind. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. That, that whole situation just did not rub me the right way. Cause we didn't really know if the kids were of age and like how old the lady was. Yeah, how old's the lady? Cause I'm thinking like 90. Yeah. What? Where my. I need more context. Well, obviously if the kids went and bought alcohol though. Yeah, so maybe they weren't teenagers.
14:19 Speaker 03 They didn't buy it. They fetched it.
14:21 Bunnie XO? What does that fucking mean? How do you fetch alcohol?
14:24 Speaker 03 If they would have bought, she would have said they bought the alcohol and came back, but they probably got it from like their parents' house or it seems to me like they were younger, not like 21. Maybe they were like 20, 18.
14:35 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
14:36 Speaker 03 Yeah, and she was working there and she wanted a party.
14:37 Bunnie XO? Well, you should have been doing it, you weird bitch. Okay? And then to fucking, you know, like, come on, it's just fucking disgusting. I would have been the friend though, that's making the sandwich.
14:47 Speaker 03 Yeah, same.
14:47 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:47 Bunnie XO? That's me. I'm like, yeah, but there's free bagels. Yeah.
14:51 Speaker 03 Toast the bread.
14:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I'm a toasted bread.
14:54 Speaker 03 Toasting the bread.
14:55 Bunnie XO? All right, here I got one for you. I ran away at 13 with a friend of mine, hitchhiked from Springville, Utah. From Springville, Utah to Salt Lake, got picked up by three men in their mid twenties. That's fucking scary. They were from Chicago, headed to San Fran, jumped in the car with them and took a little trip ski to Frisco. What? They took us to Hot Ashberry at night to pick up LSD. I had no clue what acid was. My friend and I took a few little squares. Needless to say, we were tripping balls. By the end of the night, my friend got hit by a car. She survived.
15:36 Bunnie XO? And some rando dude took me home to his basement, invited a few of his buddies to come look at me like I was on display at a museum. Allowed me to sleep my trip off, made me breakfast and bought me a bus ticket home. I could have ended up on a milk carton. My guardian angels have definitely worked overtime on me. And this random dude probably saved my life. I have no clue who he was, where he came from, or why he was there. Not one of them was inappropriate with me and the guys from Chicago have no idea. I have no idea about them either.
16:10 Speaker 02 Is this from the sixties?
16:12 Bunnie XO? I don't know. That's crazy.
16:13 Speaker 02 That sounds like some crazy shit that would happen in the sixties where you're just hitchhiking places.
16:18 Bunnie XO? But also, those are one of those stories from your childhood, because I have crazy stories like that too, where it literally teaches you teaches you so many lessons in one fucking situation that it's like, you've learned, you you've literally, I bet you she's never done that again. I bet you she's fucking learned so many fucking like life lessons during that, you know, entire fiasco.
16:42 Speaker 02 Hitchhiking, to think back how many people hitchhiked. I mean, people don't do it as much nowadays, but like, that's, you're just putting your thumb out and hitchhiking is wild. Jason's grandma, that's how she met her husband. They were hitchhiking. I know Grandma Vera met Jimmy C., you know, my rooster that I talk about. We named him after his grandpa. But she was hitchhiking and it just so happened like, they stopped because the friend knew the friend that was driving. So it's like the girl she was with knew the guy who was driving, he saw them, they stopped, and then that's how Grandma Vera met him. But yeah, can you imagine just getting out there, putting your thumb out and getting picked up by literally whoever?
17:23 Bunnie XO? No. I have too much anxiety for that. But Tasha and I did get picked up one time whenever we were walking down by the trailer park and we were underage and some fucking grown ass man picked us up and took us to his fucking house. Like, the amount of shit that we fucking did, man. Huh?
17:43 Speaker 02 You just, what happened?
17:44 Bunnie XO? He had a Porsche. Well, that's all that, that's all it took for us. We were like, oh, Porsche, cool, we'll get in. Yeah.
17:50 Speaker 02 Bro, that's insane.
17:51 Bunnie XO? That's what I'm saying is like, we, I'd never do that again.
17:53 Speaker 02 True.
17:54 Bunnie XO? I'd fucking learned a lesson, you know?
17:56 Speaker 02 And then what'd she say? They were going to pick up LSD?
17:59 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
17:59 Speaker 02 Just doing random drugs. Man, the sixties also, like, not saying that was from the sixties, but just like back in the day, how many people you could just go randomly do drugs with is wild.
18:11 Bunnie XO? Crazy.
18:12 Speaker 02 Absolutely wild.
18:13 Bunnie XO? Crazy. Yeah, we love that story though. I love it though. It's like a, it's like a, I'm glad nothing happened to her, but at the end of the day, like it's actually really cool because none of those dudes were inappropriate with her and a lot of people do not have that ending.
18:26 Speaker 02 No.
18:27 Bunnie XO? And like kids at home, if any fucking kids are listening to this, do not fucking hitchhike. It's not cool. It's not like it was in the sixties or seventies and don't do fucking drugs either.
18:36 Speaker 03 And don't get hit by a car.
18:38 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
18:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:39 Bunnie XO? I forgot about that.
18:42 Speaker 05 Just insert like she's fine.
18:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
18:44 Speaker 02 Hit by a car.
18:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
18:45 Speaker 02 So wild.
18:46 Bunnie XO? Wild.
18:46 Speaker 02 The drugs that people used to do back in the day, even my dad would tell me like the drugs he would do one time. I don't remember if it was mushrooms or acid. He had done it at a buddy's house, but then was like, oh, I need a pack of cigarettes. So he like got in his car just to like drive, right? Well, he gets to an intersection and if you know in Santa Cruz, there's like this main highway, but then they have like these little turn offs. Um, and this was of course like way back in the day. So the highway wasn't as big. He got to it and then stopped at the stop sign to pull out onto the highway and the drugs kicked in at that exact moment. And he sat there until the next morning. His car was foot on brake. His car had ran all night long that it ran out of gas and turned off. And his buddy found him the next morning was like, dude, I thought you just went home.
19:31 Speaker 02 He had sat there tripping for so long, watching the cars go by and his buddy found him the next morning.
19:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah. None of that.
19:39 Speaker 05 I don't want that at all.
19:40 Bunnie XO? None of that is fun.
19:42 Speaker 05 No.
19:44 Bunnie XO? That one ounce of that gave me.
19:46 Speaker 02 Could you imagine them just foot on brake the whole time?
19:49 Bunnie XO? Why? No, his fucking leg was strong as hell.
19:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
19:52 Speaker 03 Damn.
19:54 Speaker 05 I would have let go so fast.
19:57 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
19:57 Speaker 02 I do that now.
19:59 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
19:59 Speaker 02 You, how many times you got?
20:01 Bunnie XO? Okay.
20:02 Speaker 02 No, let's talk about it. The mirror. So Haley likes to drive with the mirror facing her so she can see herself the whole time.
20:10 Speaker 02 And she got in a car accident one time because of it.
20:13 Speaker 05 No, not my rearview mirror. I was looking at the mirror, the back of my eyes.
20:20 Speaker 05 Career view.
20:21 Bunnie XO? No, I learned my lesson from that time because I almost got in an accident like 10 years ago. So I was looking at myself and some dude just slams on his brakes.
20:33 Bunnie XO? So from then on, I haven't had it on me, but I was looking at my lashes in my phone case.
20:39 Speaker 02 Okay.
20:40 Speaker 05 And you rear ended him?
20:42 Bunnie XO? A light tap so much. He was like, you're good. Have a good day. I was like.
20:48 Speaker 02 All right, Haley.
20:49 Speaker 03 It is that type B friend who's just lucky.
20:51 Bunnie XO? Lucky.
20:53 Speaker 02 Yeah. Oh, we actually got this question a couple of times and I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna read like a specific one, but everyone wants to know about your legs the other day. You had gotten this question a couple of times in Ask, I'll Confess Now over the past week. Everyone wants to know why your legs were so perfect the other night during New Year's. Can we talk about that?
21:15 Bunnie XO? My legs?
21:16 Speaker 02 Your legs. You're wearing tights.
21:19 Bunnie XO? Oh yeah. So many people were like, are you getting your tattoo lasered off? And I was supposed to wear a fishnet, but it was too much with the outfit. But I also had my ass hanging out and I didn't want to be like super trashy because I'm already trashy enough. So I was like, let me contain the trash a tad bit with some some pantalones. So I was wearing pantyhose. It was dancer tights. I guess all the girls wear them on stage and stuff like that.
21:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, I.
21:48 Bunnie XO? I didn't think they looked perfect. I think they looked fake. Like I had.
21:51 Speaker 02 Everyone was like, her skin is so perfect and flawless and she doesn't have a single dimple or anything and our legs, everyone's legs have shadows and stuff. Your legs were like.
22:05 Bunnie XO? Barbie doll legs.
22:06 Speaker 02 Barbie dolls.
22:07 Bunnie XO? It was pantyhose, guys.
22:08 Speaker 02 It was panty hose. They're dancer pantyhose. I wanted to address that because people are like, and then you send the screenshot last night in the group chat.
22:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:17 Speaker 02 The thumbnail on your video on Facebook.
22:19 Bunnie XO? I didn't pick that. I just upload sometimes and Facebook randomly picked that and my ass looks huge.
22:25 Speaker 02 It does not. It looks nice. That's why I zoomed in.
22:27 Bunnie XO? Somebody's like, she's gotten fat. I was like, you have no teeth. Okay, like style, it's, I just, I can't stand it.
22:35 Speaker 02 Your clapbacks are, the comment section, if you want entertainment, just go to the comment section of Bunny's videos and read her clapbacks because it will keep you so entertained for so freaking long.
22:49 Speaker 05 I saw one today. You said, Linda, you're holding a, someone called you trashy.
22:53 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:53 Speaker 05 You're like, Linda, you're holding a bottle of alcohol in your profile picture and said, wine tasting is your second job. Sounds trashy to me.
23:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like, I literally say it in the most monotone voice. Like, people think I'm upset and I'm really just like, Linda, are we really doing this right now? You know, like, I just feel like it's kind of fun for me. It's a sport.
23:14 Speaker 05 I love saying their name.
23:14 Bunnie XO? Yeah, oh, me too.
23:15 Speaker 05 Love it.
23:16 Bunnie XO? Me too.
23:16 Speaker 02 Called by their government.
23:17 Bunnie XO? Listen, if you leave me a fucked up comment, I'm gonna go analyze your entire life and then I'm gonna make you feel bad about it.
23:22 Speaker 05 I'm on your husband's sister's profile.
23:25 Bunnie XO? Oh, I found your grandma.
23:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:26 Bunnie XO? Grandma ma can get it, okay? Me ma can get it.
23:30 Speaker 02 Dude, I got called a fat fuck the other day. Whoa. And the man was 400 pounds. And I'm not exaggerating.
23:37 Bunnie XO? That's what I'm talking about. Like, what is wrong with these people?
23:40 Speaker 02 And you called me a fat fuck.
23:42 Bunnie XO? It's just, I, I call it, people are like, you shouldn't do that. And I'm like, it's giving them a taste of their own fucking medicine. Because they do that because they've commented on fucking 10 other fucking people's shit and nobody said anything back to them. But you come to my page, I'm gonna make you rethink your fucking life.
23:56 Speaker 02 I'm screenshotting your profile picture and letting the internet have it.
23:59 Speaker 05 Have you guys seen the girl that will, she will do her makeup to look like the person that commented?
24:05 Speaker 02 I love her so much.
24:08 Bunnie XO? I just saw her today for the first time.
24:10 Speaker 02 And, oh, it's great. You haven't seen her before?
24:12 Bunnie XO? Never.
24:13 Speaker 02 And the person always comments and is like, I don't look like that. And the internet's like, that's exactly what you look like.
24:18 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
24:19 Speaker 02 That person's dysmorphia is the wrong direction.
24:22 Speaker 05 Well, they never look good.
24:24 Speaker 02 Exactly.
24:25 Bunnie XO? I've never seen a hater that looked better than me.
24:27 Speaker 05 No.
24:27 Bunnie XO? Ever. Not one fucking time, dude.
24:30 Speaker 05 No.
24:30 Bunnie XO? And I'm not a cocky person, you know what I'm saying? But there's people who are like dissecting your body and dissecting your face and like talking shit. And then you go to their profile and you're like, oh, okay, I see where, life's been rough, I can already tell.
24:42 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:42 Bunnie XO? Life's been bad to you. We, we can see that.
24:44 Speaker 02 Remember that one time you called someone a ramen noodle and you got banned?
24:47 Bunnie XO? Banned. Yeah. And I called somebody a basset hound.
24:50 Speaker 02 You called someone a ramen noodle? She did.
24:52 Bunnie XO? This dude's hair looked just like ramen noodle. I said, all right, you fucking ramen noodle head. And they fucking banned me for thirty days.
24:58 Speaker 02 She wasn't allowed to comment for thirty days.
25:00 Bunnie XO? For thirty fucking days. But this guy called me like a fucking fat bitch or like something crazy.
25:06 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:06 Bunnie XO? And but it's, I don't know. It's crazy.
25:08 Speaker 02 It's funny because sometimes you get in more trouble clapping back. Even Matt Matthews, they were joking in the comments and Matt got his comment removed because he called you a crusty dusty musty.
25:18 Bunnie XO? Mildewed hoe or something. Because I commented on his like serious video of him singing. I was like, I was like, oh, this is good crusty. Or something like that. And he screenshot it back. He tried to call me something.
25:31 Speaker 02 He said, no.
25:32 Bunnie XO? Removed it. Oh, that is so funny.
25:34 Speaker 02 That was something. He's hilarious.
25:35 Bunnie XO? Oh, he just texted me right now. Should we read Matt's text message on there?
25:38 Speaker 02 We should FaceTime that.
25:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Make him part of the show. My little crusty.
25:43 Speaker 02 Little crusty.
25:44 Bunnie XO? Well done.
25:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, calling the lifeline.
25:46 Bunnie XO? Well done. We'll FaceTime him. Answer the phone. You little shitball.
25:54 Bunnie XO? What are you doing? Cleaning my damn horse's stalls. Say hi to everybody at home. Hey, crusty. Hi, angels. We were just talking about you on the podcast. Oh. Because we're filming, we're filming right now. And she's talking about how you called her crusty dusty mildew or something and got your comment taken away. Yeah, fucking bitches.
26:18 Bunnie XO? We're just. You're talking about your raggedy asshole. We were just talking about how much we love you. Oh, I love y'all. I'm coming to help you do your farm chores too.
26:27 Speaker 02 Yep, next week.
26:29 Bunnie XO? I wish you could come on because these fucking stalls are a bad name. Oh, man, you're gonna really put me to work. Yeah. Oh, great. I'm scared. Don't do to me what you did to Kale, though. I'm not getting on that damn horse. I'm not getting on that horse. We won't be doing that.
26:47 Bunnie XO? Absolutely not. Well, we love you. I'll text you whenever I'm done filming. Okay, love you. Love you. Bye bye. Bye.
26:56 Speaker 02 So excited. We were supposed to go this week, but now it's gonna storm.
27:00 Bunnie XO? Could you imagine us out there doing farm chores in this rain?
27:04 Speaker 02 I do that in my lifetime. It sucks.
27:08 Speaker 02 Cause like, I will tell you, wet poop is a different kind of poop.
27:12 Bunnie XO? I don't want to talk about it. I have a fucking mud pit right now.
27:15 Speaker 02 Yes, chicken poop, when it's wet.
27:17 Speaker 05 Wait till, wait till the next two days. It's about to get worse.
27:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, we're about to have a huge storm come through Tennessee. Oh, Friday is going to be like big.
27:26 Bunnie XO? Really? Like tornado type shit?
27:30 Speaker 02 Is it?
27:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, I don't know. I'll have to.
27:35 Speaker 05 What, tornado type shit?
27:38 Speaker 05 What happened?
27:39 Bunnie XO? I just love when you say like type shit or like six, seven.
27:43 Speaker 02 So like nice. I love it. I love it. I don't know. It's supposed to be big storms, maybe tornadoes. I don't know. A little nater.
27:50 Speaker 05 I mean, it is weather for it.
27:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, because it's hot as fuck right now and then it's pulling in a forty degrees.
27:55 Bunnie XO? Seventy degrees in fucking January.
27:58 Speaker 05 If it's seventy and pulling in forty, then there's probably gonna be tornadoes. Cause that's literally how you get out here.
28:03 Bunnie XO? It stresses me out. When you have livestock dude, that is so stressful. I want to go hang out with my babies. Like if they're gonna go up in the fucking nater, I'm going up too.
28:13 Speaker 02 You want to like put them up into a stall?
28:15 Bunnie XO? I'll be in there playing my organ and they're just fucking.
28:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I'm just like, we got this guys. Just hang on. I'm like hanging on to fucking. Yeah, Chachi's chasing after. Chachi just jumps in the fucking tornado.
28:30 Speaker 02 Look, he's upset today. He don't like it.
28:32 Bunnie XO? He had shots today.
28:37 Speaker 02 What are the shots for? Help his bread?
28:41 Bunnie XO? Yeah. How long have we been, Jaime?
28:44 Speaker 03 Uh, thirty-two.
28:45 Bunnie XO? Oh, that's good. We're supposed to do hour-long episodes. Everybody wants hour-long.
28:50 Speaker 02 Poll, I was not, bro, that poll literally said.
28:54 Speaker 05 That's a podcast though.
28:55 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I know. I think everybody doesn't realize that the ass talking fesses we made just to like, I used to do it on my fucking Instagram. Since I first started my Instagram was always my shit, Ask Tell Confess and Jay told me one day, he was like, just make it into part of your show. And I was like, you know what? Fucking actually hilarious. Let's do that.
29:16 Speaker 05 I like the little short ones.
29:18 Bunnie XO? So do I. I feel like it sustains the curiosity.
29:22 Speaker 02 Yeah. And I don't think people know now because we started this as actually streaming only. You and I were talking about this. People who are listening to this right now on your favorite podcast, like streaming sites, we do actually have this as a visual on YouTube for free. You can literally come over and watch all four of us on YouTube. We were looking at the numbers and we couldn't believe like everyone listens to us. And I don't think we ever told anyone. This is a visual show, guys.
29:48 Bunnie XO? So if you're listening. Guys, we are not on that paywall anymore. We are literally back on YouTube. We are a full speed ahead. I have the Bunny XO YouTube, which has a million subs on it. We, I rarely post on there. And then I have, we have the dumb blonde podcast hub channel that has Ask Tell Confess, Throwback Podcast, New Podcast. Like there's so much content on there. You can fucking definitely find something to entertain yourself with.
30:17 Speaker 02 Nothing's behind a paywall anymore. You guys can go right over there and watch.
30:21 Bunnie XO? And if you want uncensored versions, you can just subscribe to the XO Club right there on YouTube and get every one of those videos.
30:30 Speaker 02 Ad free, uncensored, everything. You can just watch it. As we cuss and say all the bad things and vulgar things that get bleeped out on YouTube.
30:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah, we have a bunch of new people who are like, I hate all the stuff getting bleeped out. And it's like, bro, you don't understand YouTube strikes for everything. Which is crazy because some people can have cussing and stuff like that. And some people have, like rap videos have crazy shit, but like, I don't know. When it comes to long form talking, they really demonetize you for everything. So we have to censor them.
31:01 Speaker 02 We have to put it away. Yeah. Behind, behind the little club.
31:05 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Alright guys, we'll see you guys next week. Love you. Bye.
31:08 Speaker 02 Love you. Bye bye.
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