Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Webcam Girls Tell Us Their Strangest Requests About this episode On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven dives into a chaotic mix of laughs, confessions, and outrageous stories. The conversation revolves around makeup mishaps, Halloween costume fails, and their brand-new live show We Saw It Online, streaming soon on Twitch and YouTube. Things take a wild turn as they unpack bizarre fetishes—from a man with a morbid curiosity to the infamous “rubber glove guy” and “bug squishing guy.” Bunnie Xo reminisces about her childhood obsession with Boy George, while Hailee reads a jaw-dropping listener story involving a customer who wanted someone to wrap their hair in underwear. The episode wraps up on a high note as Brayden steals the spotlight with his hilarious Michael Jackson dance.
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0:19 Speaker 00 I just figured blackmails, it's giving, and then I had to go dramatic with the makeup because his makeup's dramatic.
0:25 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, you you captured his wing.
0:29 Speaker 00 Thanks, thanks.
0:32 Speaker 01 Someone said, I look like Smore.
0:34 Bunnie XO? Saw that, I tagged you.
0:35 Speaker 01 Tag me up.
0:37 Bunnie XO? It said, I mean this in the most respectful way, why does Smore look like Haley? Haley goes, it's the eyelashes. You guys do have the same eyes, he's beautiful, Smore's gorgeous.
0:48 Speaker 00 That's why I told her, I was like, I had to go elegant with the eyes because Smore has beautiful makeup.
0:52 Bunnie XO? Smore, I like your eyes like that, by the way, they look really good.
0:55 Speaker 01 Like old Mimi.
0:55 Speaker 00 Bro, I haven't put liner, yeah, I haven't put liner in my waterline in at least eight years.
1:01 Bunnie XO? No, I love it, all day I've been looking at you like.
1:06 Speaker 00 You're gonna do it in the makeup? Look at our aesthetic.
1:10 Bunnie XO? That is my fantasy.
1:11 Speaker 01 We know.
1:11 Bunnie XO? Okay, I'll fuck hard in the makeup.
1:24 Bunnie XO? Doesn't Jaime look like a dad sometimes?
1:27 Speaker 01 All time.
1:28 Speaker 03 I get that a lot, actually.
1:30 Bunnie XO? Are we, are we recording?
1:31 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:31 Bunnie XO? Okay, all right, did you get the fuck hard too?
1:34 Speaker 03 Am I hard?
1:37 Bunnie XO? Hello, friends, welcome to another episode of Ask, Tell.
1:57 Bunnie XO? I can't even do it right now.
2:01 Speaker 00 You started so strong.
2:03 Bunnie XO? I can't, I can't even get there right now. I caught a glimpse of myself in the iPad and I was like,
2:10 Bunnie XO? come on.
2:12 Bunnie XO? Hi guys, happy hella frickin' weeners.
2:16 Speaker 00 Yeah, Halloweeners.
2:17 Bunnie XO? Halloweeners, baby. My dog is staring at me right now. He's like, who are you? You sound like my mom? Not sure if it is my mom. You all right bud?
2:29 Bunnie XO? All right, there's spooky shit going on in the fucking studio tonight. We have had a week, we have had a week, guys, but.
2:39 Speaker 00 His little tooth hanging out.
2:40 Bunnie XO? He's feeling it too, he's feeling it too. But I just want to start this Ask Talk and Fess Off with a big surprise. If you are subbed to my Twitch, which is Who The Fuck Is Bunny? Who TF is Bunny? Or if you are subbed to my Kick, The Bunny XO.
3:01 Bunnie XO? You would have seen that we did our first livestream last night, baby. Yeah, we have came up with a new show for you guys that we are only going to stream on those sites and over off on my Bunny XO YouTube called We Saw It Online. And it's just for you guys. We literally get to talk about everything and anything. Celebrities, frickin' hurricanes going on, which Jamaica, we love you guys. We are praying for you.
3:33 Speaker 00 Yeah.
3:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah, just, I just.
3:36 Speaker 00 That was so scary.
3:38 Bunnie XO? Yeah, scary, scary. Um, anything, odd news. I mean, I'm gonna talk about myself if I'm in the headlines. Like, we'll talk about everything. It's gonna be so much fun.
3:47 Speaker 00 Imagine like if you were a fan back in the day and we just took propaganda and made it 10 times bigger and better.
3:53 Bunnie XO? Popaganda on steroids, if you guys are OG followers. Um, mixed with a little bit of like Joan Rivers' old show. Uh, like the Fashion Police and stuff like that. So it's gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna have fun with it. Hopefully the you guys will enjoy it too and be able to come over there and hang out with us. And yeah, so. Don't miss the next one. It's gonna drop every Thursday. Don't miss it. If you want to know the times, all you have to do is just sub to either one of those sites and you will always know. So yeah, we're super excited about that. And if you can't tell, we are excited for frickin' Halloween, baby.
4:28 Bunnie XO? You guys look cute.
4:29 Speaker 01 Wow.
4:30 Bunnie XO? Who are you guys dressed up as?
4:32 Speaker 01 I'm Crunch.
4:33 Speaker 00 I am Smore.
4:36 Bunnie XO? And I'm in love.
4:37 Speaker 01 Yeah.
4:38 Bunnie XO? Those are my babies. I walked in the house today. I knew something was up because I'm pulling in my house and I see Jaime at the driveway and I'm like, why is Jaime meeting me outside? And then I get closer and I see he has his camera in his hand and I'm like, okay, I'm like, what's going on? And he's like, ah, they have a surprise for you. And I'm like, I don't like, did they dress up as Jelly and Bunny? And he's like, you'll see. And so I go in and then they're just sitting there Crunch and Smore. It was the cutest thing.
5:01 Speaker 00 Eating watermelon.
5:03 Bunnie XO? Eating watermelon. And then we took them outside to see Crunch and Smore. My cows have had fucking, listen, somebody called them hoodlum highlands the other day and that's they're straight up gang, gang members.
5:15 Speaker 00 Yes, they are.
5:16 Bunnie XO? My freaking cows are gang gang. Like, they are not sweet, docile creatures like I thought they were gonna be. They are fricking insane.
5:28 Speaker 00 He is, uh, he's very rough and rowdy.
5:31 Bunnie XO? Crunchy is, is a gangster dude.
5:34 Speaker 01 Me?
5:34 Speaker 00 Yeah, you shit on a pumpkin.
5:38 Speaker 00 You put your horn in my ass.
5:40 Speaker 01 You asked for it.
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6:11 Speaker 01 You liked it, didn't you?
6:12 Bunnie XO? You liked it. No, Crunchy is very rowdy. I, if he gets you out there, he wants to play. He starts bucking and he just think-
6:19 Speaker 00 Came for Jaime today.
6:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah, the, yeah, we got it all on video. So we'll definitely be releasing that too. And if you guys didn't see the video that I posted on TikTok of him shitting on a pumpkin, just go to my TikTok, X O M G, it's Bunny. Go check that out. But, so we had a little thing that we wanted- To do today because we're getting back into the regular Ask Tell Confesses. As you guys know, if you're new members here, we, what we do is every Friday, we drop Ask Tell Confess. If you are a sub now of YouTube, we have YouTube subscribers now, baby. It's called the XO Club. Um, you can join that at any time. You get ad free podcasts, unedited podcasts. There's so many perks. But also one of the perks is being able to be, um, part of Ask Tell Confess.
7:05 Bunnie XO? Every week you guys can write in, call in, or, um, be anonymous. And we will start giving you guys an email that you can email so that you, other people don't have to see. It's you telling us like these crazy confessions. Um, but this week we kind of wanted to do something a little different while we start stacking up the Ask Tell Confesses, um, in the subs. And I came across this thread on the interwebs that had me in tears. It was so freaking funny. Me being an ex webcam girl, I could relate with all of this. Like it was crazy. The thread was crazy things that customers have asked these webcam girls to do. And these girls told all.
7:47 Speaker 00 I wasn't prepared.
7:48 Bunnie XO? Dude, I love them. I've had some weird requests as a cam, as a webcam girl. One time, um, there was this guy, he used to come in my room all the time and he would give me a lot of like money, like tip me. Cause on webcam, I used to work for my free cams. Um, you can go into the chat rooms. You can do privates. You can make a lot of fucking money, like 500, whatever, 500,000 an hour. It just depends on what your rate is, whatever they want to give you. Um, we used to do privates all the time. Everything was great, but I never saw his face, never saw his face, never heard him speak. And like anytime I would do something, like if he would take me in a private, I couldn't see anything.
8:29 Bunnie XO? And it was just me kind of entertaining him, but not getting a response where normally I could either see them or see what they were doing. Or like hear them. This person was always not, he wouldn't make any noise or anything.
8:41 Speaker 00 Don't like that.
8:43 Bunnie XO? So after he had been coming in for a few weeks, this man asked me to hang myself on the back of my door.
8:54 Bunnie XO? And he said he would give me five grand to do it. I was like, how would I know if I survived to get the five grand? Yeah.
9:02 Speaker 00 I'd be faking it so quick.
9:04 Bunnie XO? I blocked him after that. I was like, that's just too, and listen, I'm not here to yuck anybody's yum. I love hearing about fetishes. I love partaking in fetishes, some of the fetishes, but
9:16 Bunnie XO? I draw the line and hang in yourself. You know, like, there's, there's just, yeah.
9:20 Speaker 00 Wow.
9:21 Bunnie XO? Trigger warning.
9:22 Speaker 00 Well, isn't there a whole kink for chloroform?
9:24 Bunnie XO? Listen, there's a kink for everything. You could freaking stick a toe in a light socket and that's a freaking fetish. There's like, there's people who bang. There's people who are, people right now would be completely fetishized with you, dude.
9:40 Speaker 00 Please.
9:41 Bunnie XO? Is that the word fetishized? Yeah. Cause you're, is it, isn't that the word, Jaime fetishized?
9:46 Speaker 03 Fetish.
9:47 Bunnie XO? Or something like that? Anyways, they would be in love with you guys because you guys are like plushies right now.
9:53 Speaker 00 Isn't this what furries do?
9:54 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
9:55 Speaker 00 They're basically furries.
9:56 Bunnie XO? Just fucking open up that trap door in the back of that outfit, bend over and take it.
10:00 Speaker 00 Jason said he wanted to check my uterus later.
10:03 Bunnie XO? Listen, this is my fantasy.
10:07 Bunnie XO? Okay.
10:08 Speaker 00 She literally was like, you guys gonna fuck later in that?
10:13 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like I would. If Jay was here, we'd be banging right now in this makeup.
10:16 Speaker 00 We know.
10:17 Bunnie XO? Oof.
10:17 Speaker 00 Yeah.
10:18 Bunnie XO? Plastered all over my face. Somebody said I look like Chris Motionless.
10:24 Bunnie XO? I was like, let's not start that again. God. I've already been in the headlines enough this week. I'm over it. Yeah, I'm over it. Like, could I, I just want to disappear and never be in the headlines again.
10:35 Speaker 00 Yeah.
10:35 Bunnie XO? Completely fine with it. God. Jaime.
10:40 Speaker 03 Yes, ma'am.
10:41 Bunnie XO? Do you have any fetishes?
10:43 Speaker 03 No, actually I don't.
10:44 Bunnie XO? Yes, you do. You have a cat fetish.
10:46 Speaker 03 We've, I do love my cats.
10:48 Bunnie XO? But in a weird way.
10:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, actually it's, yeah.
10:51 Speaker 00 It's a little, sometimes it can get a little concerning.
10:54 Speaker 03 Not, you're telling me.
10:55 Bunnie XO? Have you ever made out with a cat?
10:57 Speaker 03 Uh, no.
10:59 Bunnie XO? I French kissed Chachi before.
11:00 Speaker 03 I get very close. I just grab my cat's face and just kiss him, you know?
11:05 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:05 Speaker 03 It's it's an addiction almost. I'm a
11:07 Speaker 00 It was the same thing all the time.
11:09 Bunnie XO? Oh, I'll make out with Chachi right now. This is my frickin' son. I birthed him.
11:13 Speaker 00 Chachi comes over with black paint on his face.
11:15 Bunnie XO? I birthed this dude like he and he lets me kiss him. I love him. No, but you don't have any fetishes like in bed or with Brooke or anything?
11:22 Speaker 00 Do you like her feet?
11:23 Bunnie XO? Like most dudes like schoolgirl outfits or like.
11:27 Speaker 03 No, I mean, I like Brooke's feet, but it's not like I don't need him to get off. That makes sense.
11:32 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:32 Speaker 03 I think a fetish is like you absolutely like it's like you need it to get off. I just appreciate her pretty feet. Cause she got pretty feet.
11:41 Speaker 00 I don't think I have anything that's like has to be that.
11:44 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:45 Bunnie XO? No, I don't have anything that has to be that, but I have things that I like. So I mean, it's like would like.
11:51 Speaker 00 Yeah. What does that be? Give it a goog. Ask, ask chat what?
11:56 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:57 Speaker 00 If a fetish has to be a particular thing that gets you off, like what's the actual definition of a fetish?
12:02 Bunnie XO? Anything. I'm asexual.
12:05 Bunnie XO? You're not. You love getting digged down.
12:07 Speaker 00 Yeah.
12:09 Bunnie XO? Hey, Sunny.
12:12 Speaker 05 Hey there. Always great to hear from you. What's on your mind today?
12:15 Bunnie XO? Can you tell me what the definition of a fetish is?
12:19 Speaker 05 Absolutely. So a fetish is basically a really strong or unusual focus on a particular object, body part, or even a type of scenario that someone finds really exciting or appealing. It's usually something that goes beyond what people might consider typical turn-ons, and it can be a key part of someone's sexuality. Let me know if you want to dive deeper.
12:39 Bunnie XO? Is a fetish something that has to be done every time you're in a scenario? Or is it just something you prefer?
12:45 Speaker 05 Yeah, great question. A fetish doesn't necessarily have to be something that you need every single time.
12:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think so. So I guess we all have our own little fetishes.
12:56 Speaker 00 Okay.
12:56 Bunnie XO? I love sex outside. I love men in makeup. I love Boy George. Huh?
13:02 Speaker 00 She loves that vintage porn.
13:04 Bunnie XO? That can never happen to me. You love vintage porn. That's a fetish.
13:07 Speaker 00 Play though.
13:08 Bunnie XO? I love oiled up people in porn. That's a fetish.
13:11 Speaker 00 Yeah.
13:12 Speaker 03 What's considered vintage porn?
13:14 Bunnie XO? I'll send you some. No, explain to the listeners at home what vintage porn is. This woman, okay, can we tell them your whack off habit?
13:23 Speaker 01 No. No, because my grandma watches this.
13:26 Speaker 00 Nanny, turn it off.
13:27 Bunnie XO? Grandma, turn it off.
13:29 Speaker 03 Okay, okay.
13:30 Bunnie XO? What is vintage porn?
13:32 Speaker 01 It's just porn like before, like the nineties is my favorite, like seventies, eighties.
13:37 Bunnie XO? Do they have bush?
13:39 Speaker 01 Some.
13:40 Bunnie XO? Do you like bush?
13:41 Speaker 01 I don't really care.
13:43 Bunnie XO? See, I can't.
13:44 Speaker 01 I like these.
13:45 Speaker 00 Is your bush straight or curly?
13:47 Speaker 01 Is mine?
13:47 Speaker 00 Yeah.
13:51 Bunnie XO? I don't have a bush.
13:52 Speaker 00 Yeah, but when you, have you ever had?
13:53 Bunnie XO? I don't think I've ever seen.
13:55 Speaker 00 Have you guys not seen that online right now that girls are finding out that some have straight and some have curly?
13:59 Speaker 01 Mine's curly.
14:00 Bunnie XO? I can't grow mine out that long. I just can't do it. It's, no.
14:05 Speaker 00 Yeah, I feel like mine's like straightish.
14:07 Bunnie XO? Do you have bush beams?
14:08 Speaker 00 Well, I don't, if I had some, it would be like on the straighter side.
14:12 Bunnie XO? Are you a fucking bushwhacker?
14:14 Speaker 00 No, it won't grow in thick. Like you know how some people you can't even see skin?
14:18 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, mine's not like that either.
14:19 Speaker 00 Oh, yeah, no, you can see my skin all the way, even if I have hair.
14:22 Bunnie XO? It gets there. It gets there. If you let it grow.
14:24 Speaker 01 I don't let mine grow that long.
14:25 Speaker 00 I feel like I let mine grow pretty far, especially after babies and I still like, it doesn't fill in. Yeah, it just, she said.
14:36 Bunnie XO? Like, why are we even trying? Like, there's some times that I'll go without like shaving my legs forever, but I will always have my vagina shaved. There's no way I cannot. I also don't have a lot of hair though, either, so.
14:47 Speaker 00 No, you are a hairless cat.
14:49 Bunnie XO? I get that from Bill.
14:51 Speaker 00 You are a literal seal. Like Jaime is the softest person I've ever touched. I touched his arm the other day and it felt like a literal seal.
14:59 Bunnie XO? He said facts.
15:01 Speaker 00 It was crazy.
15:02 Bunnie XO? What do you use? What products do you use?
15:03 Speaker 03 Nothing. Um, if anything, I'll use some like the non-scented Lubriderm. But I already, I use that like maybe like once, uh, like a week maybe.
15:11 Bunnie XO? You're Asian though, right?
15:12 Speaker 03 No, no, I'm Mexican.
15:13 Bunnie XO? You're Mexican? I was gonna say Asians have the best skin though, don't they? I didn't know if you had a little bit of Asian in you too.
15:19 Speaker 03 No, I got, I still gotta do the, what do you do? Like pee in a cup? Are you poop in a cup where they tell you who you are or something?
15:25 Speaker 00 It's a swab in your mouth, my guy.
15:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah, who's shitting in a cup for ancestry?
15:30 Speaker 03 I'm not pooping in anything. I'm just saying.
15:32 Bunnie XO? Oh, you poop everywhere. Jaime, you poop everywhere. You're like my husband.
15:38 Speaker 00 Yeah, that's actually.
15:39 Bunnie XO? You poop at parties? I like to poop at parties. She's a party pooper.
15:45 Speaker 03 Party pooper.
15:46 Bunnie XO? Party pooper. All right, who's gonna kick this off?
15:50 Speaker 00 This is your subject. You started out.
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18:02 Bunnie XO? And um, every time they do it, he always wanted her to talk about his rubber gloves, stroking his dick. I had to say rubber gloves over and over and over.
18:18 Speaker 00 I just started picturing her saying, rubber gloves, rubber gloves.
18:24 Bunnie XO? But she probably had to say it sexy, like, rubber gloves, rubber gloves, you know?
18:28 Speaker 00 That later.
18:29 Bunnie XO? Yeah, yeah. Like, you know? That's, there's some people who are into it. And then she also said, she has a bug squishing guy. He, uh, she said, I used to have a regular and all he wanted me to do was act out squishing bugs, like roaches, et cetera, under my shoe. No real bugs, just pretend.
18:49 Speaker 00 Oh, that's weird.
18:50 Speaker 03 Lisa was nice about it. He didn't kill any bugs.
18:52 Speaker 00 I mean, I guess you're right. She wasn't out there picking bugs out of the garden and shit.
18:56 Bunnie XO? This is so.
18:59 Speaker 03 That is crazy.
19:00 Bunnie XO? Alright, so this girl said, the strangest one I had was a man wearing a diaper who jizzed in a cup and showed it to me.
19:08 Speaker 00 Damn it, he took mine.
19:10 Bunnie XO? Also, when I was a dancer, we had a beach ball guy that would get off if we held something sharp to a beach ball and I popped it for him.
19:20 Bunnie XO? We also had one guy come in to give us back rubs too. No dances, just back rubs, and he was great at it.
19:27 Speaker 00 Wait, he gave them back rubs?
19:29 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's a little too much.
19:30 Speaker 00 Oh.
19:31 Bunnie XO? I wouldn't be able to take that. But the, I don't, it's just, I wonder what happens to somebody to where they become erotically, um, stimulated by the threatening of a beach ball.
19:45 Speaker 00 You know, it stems back to childhood?
19:47 Bunnie XO? Maybe, I mean, maybe. I don't want to say anything wrong here, because I don't want to, you know, assume, but I would think maybe in a way it could be taking back control of something that was taken from them. A beach ball got taken from them? He's snoring.
20:03 Speaker 00 Maybe, yeah, maybe it was some traumatic event that made them.
20:09 Bunnie XO? What?
20:10 Speaker 00 I don't know why, taking a beach ball away from.
20:15 Bunnie XO? We are not laughing at people who have a beach ball fetish, okay?
20:20 Speaker 00 I want to know how that happened in which you were said, you don't want, no, that beach ball is mine.
20:26 Speaker 01 Fetish fetish, you should comment.
20:28 Bunnie XO? Yes.
20:29 Speaker 01 What started it?
20:30 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:30 Speaker 00 Cause I will call you next week. I will literally call you on next week's Ask Talk.
20:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah, sub and message Mimi, the frickin', uh.
20:37 Speaker 00 Phone number. I'm calling you and we're gonna talk this out.
20:40 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:41 Speaker 01 I want to know where it started.
20:42 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Go ahead, Mimi, you're next.
20:44 Speaker 00 This one I thought was funny only because I was sneezing crazy earlier. Someone used to call and pay to hear me sneeze.
20:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah, we used to snort pepper to do that.
20:51 Speaker 00 What?
20:52 Bunnie XO? That's like one of the top, um, like fetish requests whenever you're doing webcam is, uh, dudes want you to sneeze on cue for some reason. It's like their thing.
21:01 Speaker 00 Yeah.
21:02 Bunnie XO? And you snort pepper.
21:03 Speaker 00 That's what she says. He had a list of things to help assist me in doing so, but after I tried sniffing some pepper, it hurt. I would just fake it.
21:10 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:11 Speaker 00 What makes someone get off on?
21:13 Speaker 01 Do you do a fake sneeze?
21:15 Bunnie XO? I mean, if I got paid for it, I'm sure.
21:17 Speaker 01 I meant right now.
21:18 Bunnie XO? Achoo.
21:20 Speaker 00 Try.
21:21 Bunnie XO? Achoo.
21:22 Speaker 00 What the?
21:22 Speaker 01 So fake, I can't.
21:26 Speaker 03 I can't, I can't. I was so close.
21:29 Speaker 01 Fake it.
21:30 Bunnie XO? I don't know. It's kind of hard. I've never faked one. I just snorted pepper. White pepper works the best, by the way.
21:37 Speaker 03 I can't.
21:38 Bunnie XO? Okay.
21:39 Speaker 01 Can you fake it?
21:39 Bunnie XO? Go ahead, Mimi.
21:41 Speaker 00 Uh, you guys did it so cute. I can't.
21:43 Bunnie XO? No, Mimi, you do it now. You can put us on there.
21:45 Speaker 00 Fake my cute sneeze. Like, achoo. I don't know.
21:49 Speaker 03 She does have an adorable sneeze.
21:50 Bunnie XO? I don't know. I'd have to, you'd have to really put your.
21:54 Speaker 01 Times a yell.
21:55 Bunnie XO? You'd have to really put your back into it if you were like faking a sneeze though, right?
21:58 Speaker 00 For sure.
22:00 Speaker 03 Oh, wait, you want me to fake sneeze on the mic?
22:02 Speaker 00 Yes.
22:02 Speaker 03 Like the way I do it?
22:03 Speaker 00 Yeah.
22:04 Speaker 03 Okay.
22:07 Speaker 03 That's usually how it goes.
22:12 Bunnie XO? Scared my dog.
22:13 Speaker 03 I'm sorry, Tosh.
22:14 Bunnie XO? God.
22:17 Bunnie XO? What the hell?
22:19 Speaker 03 Yeah.
22:19 Speaker 00 I sneezed one time and Jelly said, I don't mean this in a rude way. I just didn't expect that to come out of you.
22:25 Bunnie XO? I know. My husband has no filter, dude.
22:28 Speaker 00 That was the funniest thing I've ever heard about my sneeze, ever.
22:31 Speaker 03 Yeah.
22:32 Bunnie XO? All right. This one, this girl said, melon man, sweetest, sweetest guy who just liked to drill a hole and fuck a big watermelon, doggy style, while looking straight into the camera and telling me how pretty I was. I've seen a dude fuck a watermelon.
22:50 Speaker 00 I kind of get that one.
22:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:51 Speaker 00 I get it. It's really wet.
22:54 Speaker 03 It's too cold.
22:55 Speaker 00 And then like, yeah, it's like flesh inside there. Yeah.
23:00 Bunnie XO? Right?
23:00 Speaker 01 But what if the watermelon like gets in the hole?
23:04 Speaker 00 Condom?
23:05 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:07 Speaker 01 I don't know. They're fucking watermelons. I don't think they're using condom.
23:10 Bunnie XO? There's a club called the Palomino Club in Las Vegas. Shout out Palomino Club. I don't know if they still do this, but on weeknights, they had,
23:23 Bunnie XO? they had guys down or, yeah, I think it was guys either downstairs or upstairs, downstairs, I believe, and the girls were upstairs. And I think it was, it was Tosh that was with me and we went there and this guy was on stage with a big old watermelon and it had a hole and he was getting it, dude. I'm talking like, we just couldn't even believe that that was a thing, our young impressionable minds. And then we went upstairs and girls were shooting golf balls out of their hoo-haws.
23:51 Speaker 00 That one I can believe. Yeah.
23:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah. And ping pong balls and they were just bounce.
23:57 Bunnie XO? That's what they sounded like. It was crazy. The power to shoot one of those out of your
24:01 Speaker 00 The weird stuff you've seen in Vegas. Didn't you say one guy used to like twist his into like designs and stuff?
24:07 Bunnie XO? That was, that wasn't me.
24:08 Speaker 00 Someone told me about that. They said that they went to a show one time and the guy would like twist it into like shapes.
24:14 Bunnie XO? They do have something like that in Vegas. I think there's a show that does that, but I, I've never seen it. Oh, was it a, um, we were gonna go see it. It was a TikTok that I showed you, I think.
24:24 Speaker 00 Was it?
24:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I wanted to go see it.
24:27 Speaker 01 It showed it on the TikTok?
24:28 Bunnie XO? No, it didn't show up, but it told you like what it was.
24:30 Speaker 00 Could you imagine if it was like a balloon dog or something?
24:33 Speaker 01 That's what I'm thinking in my head.
24:35 Bunnie XO? How do you discover you have that talent though? You just start twisting it up like a freaking bow?
24:40 Speaker 00 No, no, I remember this one guy in high school, put it around the steering wheel.
24:43 Bunnie XO? Say that again?
24:44 Speaker 01 What?
24:45 Speaker 03 Whoa, what?
24:46 Bunnie XO? We'd like to hear that again.
24:47 Speaker 00 Yeah, he was able to put it around the steering wheel.
24:50 Bunnie XO? A man you were dating?
24:51 Speaker 00 I don't know. I was seeing.
24:53 Bunnie XO? Was he flaccid when this happened? Okay.
24:57 Speaker 03 Flaccid dumb girl.
24:57 Speaker 00 Sorry, Jason.
24:58 Bunnie XO? You are a size queen. You're an undercover size queen. I know it because we heard Jason's got a big ol' schlong.
25:08 Bunnie XO? Mm-hmm. Go ahead. Go ahead, A.
25:10 Speaker 01 All right, this one guy would ask me to wrap my hair upwards in as many pairs of underwear as possible. The goal was a freestanding, hardy hair, panty hair tower. By the end, I'd look like Marge Simpson.
25:26 Bunnie XO? I wonder if like his mom did that or something like, you know, that's like an old, old school type thing to wrap your hair up in panties.
25:33 Speaker 00 Yeah, didn't like Pam do that? She would like take a G-string and like,
25:35 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:36 Speaker 00 I've literally seen you do that one time.
25:38 Bunnie XO? I had to because I didn't have a hair tie, but I don't make it a, uh,
25:41 Speaker 00 One time.
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27:00 Speaker 00 Yeah, I think I don't think it's so much of like how many it's done. It's like, you know, just to get that repetitive. So I bet you a girl probably in high school did it like one time and he stuck on to that. He's like, keep going.
27:11 Speaker 01 Now that I think about it. Sort of trauma bond.
27:14 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I don't think all fetishes have to resort back to any sort of trauma because I was five, six years old and I'm telling you, boy George was like, I was obsessed with him. I wanted to marry him and it was a dude in makeup. And to this day, I love feminine men. I love gay guys. I love Jeffrey Star.
27:37 Speaker 01 Stem from your childhood.
27:39 Bunnie XO? Huh?
27:39 Speaker 01 That stemmed from your childhood.
27:40 Bunnie XO? There's no trauma.
27:41 Speaker 01 No, not always.
27:43 Speaker 00 Yeah, it was like.
27:45 Speaker 01 But it did stem from your childhood.
27:46 Bunnie XO? Yeah, for sure. But there's no trauma attached to it.
27:49 Speaker 00 But was that time in your life traumatic? And that's what brought you happiness?
27:54 Bunnie XO? I mean, my whole fucking life was traumatic. Read the book drops to 1026. My whole life was fricking traumatic, but I don't think it was a particular time that was like.
28:03 Speaker 00 Yeah, but you know, when you're in that fight or flight for so much and you grasp on to that one thing that makes you so happy. And I bet you at one point you were watching a music video and that moment just made you so happy that your mind constantly attached itself to that.
28:17 Bunnie XO? Made me happy because I was gonna marry a boy George.
28:19 Speaker 00 You were.
28:20 Bunnie XO? I was, I even kind of had a crush on Michael Jackson. I just, it's feminine.
28:24 Speaker 01 My brother had a Michael Jackson phase.
28:26 Bunnie XO? Brain.
28:27 Speaker 00 Excuse me? What do you mean by this though?
28:30 Speaker 01 He was like, he was probably like six, five or six and he would be in full Spider-Man costume and dance to full on Michael Jackson videos on the coffee table and he'd get yelled at because he was on top of the coffee table.
28:44 Bunnie XO? Can he do Michael Jackson moves? Do we need to give Brayden a little FaceTime-y time?
28:51 Speaker 00 Please.
28:52 Bunnie XO? Wait.
28:53 Speaker 01 He's gonna hate me.
28:54 Speaker 00 Turn the TV on.
28:56 Bunnie XO? He has to do a Michael Jackson dance for us. He might be having a phone, phone time with a special friend.
29:08 Speaker 01 Maybe at Bible study.
29:12 Bunnie XO? Does he go to Bible study?
29:14 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
29:14 Bunnie XO? Oh, I love that. Brayden, and by the way, ladies, Brayden is single, so.
29:19 Speaker 01 Single, he's 24 and he's a.
29:20 Bunnie XO? Very cute, has the best personality. He's literally Haley but a boy.
29:25 Speaker 00 Yep, a thousand percent.
29:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah. All right, you got lucky Brayden.
29:29 Speaker 00 Dang.
29:30 Bunnie XO? You got lucky.
29:30 Speaker 00 This was your time to shine.
29:32 Bunnie XO? Yeah, if you guys want to see Brayden dance like Michael Jackson on the next episode.
29:35 Speaker 00 We'll have him send a video later and we're going to insert it into this episode.
29:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah, absolutely, for sure. All right, do you want to go next?
29:42 Speaker 00 All right, this one, there's a couple of them. Some of the most out of their fetishes were the stethoscope guy who wouldn't believe me that most people own a legit stethoscope for such occasion, masturbate with cheese guy. He wanted me to insert the cheese somewhere other than my mouth. The hairy arm, hairy puss, and must fix a car in her garage fetish. Literally could have asked for more stuff to roleplay.
30:10 Bunnie XO? Okay, that all blended together, so.
30:12 Speaker 00 She'd made like a list.
30:14 Bunnie XO? So there's a hairy cheese guy?
30:16 Speaker 00 There's a masturbate with.
30:18 Speaker 01 I only heard cheese and car.
30:19 Bunnie XO? I heard cheese and hairy and I'm just wondering how that worked.
30:23 Speaker 00 The masturbate with cheese guy. He wanted me to insert cheese somewhere other than my mouth.
30:28 Bunnie XO? Okay, and then what was the next thing?
30:30 Speaker 00 That this guy was a hairy guy. He wanted hair everywhere.
30:33 Bunnie XO? Yeah, there's a lot of those.
30:35 Speaker 00 Yeah, really?
30:36 Bunnie XO? Oh yeah, there's a lot of guys who love hair.
30:39 Speaker 00 Turn the TV on.
30:40 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I've heard people say that. Is Brayden calling right now?
30:44 Speaker 00 Okay, all right. All right, Brayden.
30:46 Bunnie XO? And you're on air right now.
30:48 Speaker 01 Yeah, you're on air on the podcast right now, by the way.
30:53 Bunnie XO? We need you to get out of your car and dance like Michael Jackson. Yeah, go stand in front of a headlight.
30:58 Speaker 01 And do your Michael Jackson moves, please.
31:01 Bunnie XO? And we just told all the girls that you're single too, and they're all gonna see you.
31:06 Speaker 01 Yeah, I also said that you wore a Spider-Man costume when you did it. I'm sorry.
31:15 Speaker 01 But this was when you were young. This was just a few years ago.
31:17 Bunnie XO? Oh, everybody, your face, Brayden. Everybody's gonna see you. Aww.
31:23 Speaker 01 Okay, set the phone up. You look like dad.
31:28 Speaker 01 Set, yeah, set the phone up.
31:30 Bunnie XO? Shake and bake is hot. Shake and bake can get it.
31:34 Speaker 01 I don't know about that, but, yeah.
31:37 Bunnie XO? I didn't say it. That was Mimi.
31:40 Speaker 01 Here we go. Come on. Oh, he's putting him in sport mode.
31:49 Speaker 01 Come on. He's nervous. He's stalling. Go.
32:04 Speaker 01 Do the hand thing.
32:05 Bunnie XO? I can't.
32:06 Speaker 01 The hand thing. Where you put the hand down in the...
32:10 Bunnie XO? Oh my god. Brayden, this is great.
32:18 Bunnie XO? I'm crying. Brayden, thank you so much.
32:25 Bunnie XO? Good job, Brayden.
32:28 Speaker 01 God, I wish I had a cell phone around that time.
32:32 Bunnie XO? Alright, Brayden, bye baby.
32:34 Speaker 01 Alright, love you, bye. Okay, goodbye.
32:40 Bunnie XO? Oh my god, that is so funny. All it took was him hearing that beat. No, he...
32:44 Speaker 01 I got him into it.
32:45 Bunnie XO? I got him into it.
32:46 Speaker 01 I'm telling you. Brayden, when he was younger, so funny. But he would be so serious about it. He would, he was a costume boy. Like my grandma...
32:56 Bunnie XO? Okay, I think we're revealing a little too much. Alright, so thanks Brayden for that. That was great. We're trying to get him laid here, Haley.
33:06 Bunnie XO? It's like he was a theater kid. It was. Not that there's anything wrong with theater kids. They both were. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. You're still a little bit of a theater kid. Bailey's a theater kid.
33:15 Speaker 01 I'm not like, super theater kid.
33:18 Speaker 00 I, I played in The Wizard of Oz.
33:20 Bunnie XO? I played in all the Jesus plays.
33:22 Speaker 01 I was in Grease.
33:24 Bunnie XO? Listen, I had to move everything away.
33:26 Speaker 00 Here we go.
33:26 Bunnie XO? It was fucking, that was hilarious, dude.
33:29 Speaker 00 That was top tier, guys.
33:30 Bunnie XO? And on that note, I mean, we cannot beat that. We're out of here. See you guys next week. Love you. Bye.
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