Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: We Are Going Whitewater Rafting WTF?! About this episode On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the Coven spirals over an upcoming Jackson Hole adventure and a whitewater rafting trip that may or may not end in disaster. From gut feelings and near-miss accidents to theories about timelines, manifestations, and why life suddenly feels like it's 2008 again, the conversation goes completely off the rails before the confessions even begin.
Then it's on to the listener stories: a shocking ER confession involving household objects, a wedding-night surprise that leaves everyone speechless, and an unfiltered conversation about body care, confidence, boundaries, and the products the girls swear by (and the ones they definitely don't). As always, the Coven serves up equal parts hilarious oversharing, questionable advice, and real talk.
The episode wraps with one final jaw-dropping confession involving vodka, ashes, and a mistake nobody saw coming. Buckle up—this one is wild from start to finish.
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1:56 Bunnie XO? Ask, tell, confess.
2:14 Speaker 01 Hello friends, welcome to another Ask, Tell, Convince. Look at him, he said, "All right."
2:24 Speaker 03 Position.
2:25 Bunnie XO? I didn't whistle because there's a couple of people in the comments who are like, I hate the whistle.
2:30 Speaker 03 Everyone's fast forwarding over the whistle.
2:31 Bunnie XO? I know.
2:32 Speaker 03 People are getting off to it. It's crazy.
2:33 Bunnie XO? I know.
2:34 Speaker 03 I mean, some people really enjoy it.
2:36 Bunnie XO? I don't know. I don't enjoy it. I fucking hate when people whistle. So I understand, but I'm over here traumatizing people like I traumatized myself. So.
2:46 Speaker 03 That's really funny.
2:48 Bunnie XO? You guys, we're going to Jackson Hole tomorrow.
2:50 Speaker 04 I'm so excited.
2:51 Bunnie XO? You guys.
2:52 Speaker 04 I love Wyoming.
2:53 Bunnie XO? We're going fucking whitewater rafting. Okay.
2:56 Speaker 03 I have such bad anxiety.
2:57 Speaker 04 Fucking terrified.
2:58 Bunnie XO? No, I have anxiety too, but you want to know why? Because anybody we ask that has gone whitewater rafting, we're like, oh, was it fun? And they're all like, no.
3:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, not a single person.
3:08 Bunnie XO? It was somebody else too. There was somebody else who had gone. Who was it?
3:11 Speaker 03 Jeffrey.
3:11 Bunnie XO? Jeffrey.
3:12 Speaker 04 Jeffrey.
3:13 Bunnie XO? Yes.
3:13 Speaker 04 He was like, why?
3:16 Bunnie XO? Shepard Star was like, you know, when Jeffrey's asking us why we're doing something that it's, and he's already done it.
3:23 Speaker 03 Yes.
3:23 Bunnie XO? It sucks.
3:24 Speaker 03 Yes.
3:24 Bunnie XO? So nobody has literally said that whitewater rafting is cool and I'm petrified. And then not to mention, you're going through all these fucking crazy waves. And literally you have a string to hold on to.
3:38 Speaker 03 What'd your mom say?
3:39 Bunnie XO? In an inflatable boat.
3:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, her mom said like, dig your toes.
3:42 Speaker 04 Dig your feet like under so you don't come out. But I'm like, what if the whole thing flips?
3:46 Bunnie XO? So you don't come out? What the fuck does that mean?
3:49 Speaker 04 Oh.
3:50 Speaker 03 Have you?
3:51 Speaker 04 Have you never watched?
3:52 Speaker 03 Cause you're bouncing.
3:53 Speaker 04 You're bouncing. That's why the waiver says like, you have to sign that basically you could fly out, hit your head and die.
3:59 Bunnie XO? Fall out and hit your head on a rock and die.
4:02 Speaker 04 You didn't see that part?
4:03 Speaker 03 It's like riding a bull.
4:04 Bunnie XO? I didn't read the waiver.
4:05 Speaker 04 Oh, I read every single line.
4:07 Speaker 03 It's like riding a bull.
4:08 Speaker 04 So scared.
4:10 Bunnie XO? The entire time?
4:11 Speaker 04 Yes.
4:11 Bunnie XO? For two hours?
4:13 Speaker 04 It's two hours long?
4:14 Bunnie XO? Yes.
4:16 Speaker 03 Haley did not.
4:18 Bunnie XO? Haley.
4:19 Speaker 03 He just found out.
4:21 Speaker 04 Two hours.
4:22 Bunnie XO? On that fucking raft. Bucking all the time. I don't believe that. There's no way. I have a broken neck. I can't fucking do that.
4:29 Speaker 03 So sore from that. And then we're gonna have to use the same strength.
4:33 Speaker 04 Oh.
4:35 Speaker 03 White water.
4:36 Bunnie XO? I could do, I got 10 minutes.
4:39 Speaker 03 I wonder if they have.
4:40 Speaker 04 They just like pull us out of the water.
4:42 Speaker 03 Wait, you know, when they like, don't actually send you and they just like, set you in one spot, like a mechanical bull.
4:48 Speaker 04 Can we just go in circles?
4:50 Speaker 03 And Jeffrey also said, it depends on the day, because it's sort of like, um, hot air ballooning. It's like, it depends on the weather. So like, had it rained a lot or anything, it's gonna be extra. Or if like.
5:01 Speaker 04 If the water's like calm and cool, I'm good with two hours. If it's a category six, like my mom said is like for Olympic, like type level, that's when she said I wouldn't do it. She did category four.
5:16 Bunnie XO? It can't be like that the whole time. I'm not getting on it if it's like that the whole time. Okay. I'm just gonna tell you guys that right the fuck now.
5:24 Speaker 03 We all get there in our wet suits and she says, no. And we like squeak away.
5:31 Bunnie XO? He's so funny. Like dude, no.
5:36 Speaker 03 I wish they had a simulator so we could like, feel like what it would be like prior.
5:40 Bunnie XO? Fuck man.
5:41 Speaker 04 I wish I could watch the people before us.
5:43 Bunnie XO? If anybody has gone whitewater rafting, please leave us a fucking comment.
5:46 Speaker 03 Let us know, cause we do it, uh, like.
5:48 Bunnie XO? Sunday.
5:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, after this comes out. So you guys have time, DM us.
5:53 Bunnie XO? No, don't DM us. Leave it in the fucking comments. I need to know.
5:56 Speaker 03 We have to know immediately.
5:57 Bunnie XO? And I need truth. Don't sugarcoat it.
6:00 Speaker 03 Have you ever gone haywire?
6:02 Bunnie XO? No, I've never gone whitewater, no.
6:04 Speaker 03 Okay.
6:05 Bunnie XO? It sounds scary though. You have to wear a helmet in the water. GoPros on too. Oh God.
6:10 Speaker 04 Sounds like a very white activity.
6:11 Bunnie XO? We're gonna be, listen, we're gonna be vlogging this shit. So, oh man.
6:16 Speaker 03 Oh.
6:17 Bunnie XO? Okay. Who's holding the camera? Cause I'm not.
6:20 Speaker 03 I think Jason got a strap for me.
6:23 Speaker 04 Jason got a check.
6:25 Speaker 03 Can you see his my nose the entire time?
6:28 Speaker 04 Like those 360 cameras of like the horse. Just the side of a horse.
6:33 Speaker 03 No, I'm pretty sure Jason got us a chest strap for one of us to wear.
6:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Good. Okay, well, fuck.
6:42 Speaker 03 We might see you next week, we might not.
6:45 Bunnie XO? I'm already scared. Never mind. Anyways, so.
6:48 Speaker 03 Bro, I had the craziest thing happen to me last night and I have to tell you guys.
6:51 Bunnie XO? Okay.
6:52 Speaker 03 We took kids to the park and the kids were like, hey, we're like super hungry. Let's drive into town and we were coming down this main road. And I went through this intersection and I grabbed my chest and I was like, I felt like we almost got T-boned. And Jason was like, what? I was like, I felt like this feeling of being T-boned. And we were going to this place like, cause we like.
7:16 Bunnie XO? No, that's happened to me before. I'm listening because I've been there before and I got in a car accident.
7:22 Speaker 03 So we literally go, because we were like, it was like gonna be meal prep. So we were buying these like containers of like meat. And so it was a bit of a wait for this stuff. And as we're sitting there waiting for the meat, we start hearing ambulances go by. I stop.
7:37 Bunnie XO? I'm sorry, it's this bitch over here, dude.
7:43 Bunnie XO? Go ahead. I'm listening. Ambulance is whizzing by.
7:47 Speaker 03 We're waiting for the meat and the ambulances and the fire trucks start going by, but then they're stopping somewhere very close. And we pull out and Jason turns, bro, it's a truck with a trailer and a car T-boned in the middle of the intersection. There's ambulances everywhere. There's people on stretchers and it was the exact area I had grabbed my chest in.
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8:38 Bunnie XO? Oh my gosh.
8:40 Speaker 03 It was insane.
8:41 Bunnie XO? I believe it. I 100% believe it. I literally got in the car with my friend Michelle. The one that you guys have met in Vegas. I got in the car with her and, and um, literally the same thing happened. I was like, dude, I keep smelling like burnt rubber. Anytime I'm about to get into a car accident, I start smelling burnt rubber. This happened multiple times with me. And um, got into a car accident with her. There was another time I got into an accident in one of my old, my avalanche. Uh, dude, it's crazy.
9:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, this is like, it's happened a couple of times to me. I predicted Jason's car accident. Cause I had told him to wear his seatbelt and it was the one time he didn't wear his seatbelt. And then he totaled in his motorcycle too. Someone ran over his motorcycle and dragged it through a parking lot one time.
9:20 Bunnie XO? Wow.
9:20 Speaker 03 And I kept telling him, I was like, that motorcycle is bad luck. Like, I don't trust that motorcycle. And thankfully, he wasn't on it when the man wrecked into it, but.
9:27 Bunnie XO? Oh.
9:28 Speaker 03 I know.
9:29 Bunnie XO? Well, I hope whoever got in that accident is okay. I hate that. That shit fucking scares me so much, dude. I fucking can't stand it.
9:35 Speaker 03 Jason just like was wide as it goes. He goes, I cannot believe you just did that, you know? And but I started doing what you do and you say things out loud. So like.
9:43 Bunnie XO? So it doesn't come true.
9:44 Speaker 03 It doesn't happen to you, you know? And I feel like maybe I kind of like left that in the air for someone else to grab because I had literally, it was like, I've got my kids in the car. And it's me, like, it's my whole family in a car and it's just my, it gave me such bad anxiety. So I told Jason I had to say it out loud, you know?
9:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah. No, do that. Anytime you start having visions, say them out loud so they don't come true. Anytime I hold a vision in, it fucking always happens, dude. Always. And then I'm like, fuck.
10:10 Speaker 03 My phone's on.
10:10 Bunnie XO? Even all the shit that's happening right now. Visualize it for a year, you know?
10:14 Speaker 03 Never said it out loud.
10:15 Bunnie XO? Never said it out loud to anybody. And.
10:17 Speaker 03 Insane.
10:18 Speaker 06 Here we are. I mean, with the whole, I think my theory with that, cause I've just thought, I've thought about it, cause anytime something bad kind of happens, like a car accident or something like traumatic happens. I feel like there's certain pockets of like time where like bad things happen. Like every time I've been in a car accident or like something really bad happened. I remember it being like very specific. Like I was on Earth, but I wasn't on her. It was very like.
10:45 Bunnie XO? I mean, are you high?
10:46 Speaker 06 No.
10:46 Speaker 04 Wait, you know how like they recently said, like we jumped timelines again, like a couple of weeks ago?
10:52 Speaker 03 Back to 2008.
10:53 Speaker 04 Right? Before I, I stepped, I started seeing. Tiktoks about like, we jump timelines. A few days before that, I had a dream and in my dream, I jumped timelines.
11:05 Speaker 03 Ooh.
11:06 Speaker 06 No, like I, I hit a, um, I think, I think it was a deer, but this happened like last time. I hit something with my car. I was making like a left turn onto a street. Same thing happened. That vibe of like, it's silent and everything's really, really slow.
11:21 Speaker 03 Yes.
11:21 Speaker 06 I could see everything. Very, very slow. And I see this big thing. It wasn't brown, but it was like a big black thing. Hit the side of my car, went away. I blinked and it was gone. It wasn't behind me. It was nowhere to be found. I draw it up to like a deer hit my, the side of my car, but still it was, I, I didn't see a deer. I didn't see anything there.
11:43 Speaker 03 It would've been Bigfoot.
11:44 Speaker 06 Just, I don't know. I just feel like I entered a pocket of like time. It's weird. Like you enter like a little pocket.
11:51 Speaker 03 I feel that. Yeah. Yeah, that's like around Jason's accident. I felt like it was just like a moment in time.
11:56 Speaker 06 Yeah.
11:57 Speaker 03 A hundred percent.
11:58 Speaker 06 You feel it. You're like, oh, that's, it's bad.
12:00 Speaker 04 Have you ever felt jumping timelines?
12:01 Speaker 03 A hundred percent. I have.
12:03 Bunnie XO? I don't, what does jumping timelines entail?
12:05 Speaker 04 I've done it once.
12:06 Bunnie XO? People say that, but I never.
12:07 Speaker 03 Sort of butterfly effect. So like a, like you literally shifted where you were going.
12:13 Speaker 04 I, I literally like remember it to a T. Like I went, I was driving back home and I was like, like borderline Kentucky. And I went under an overpass and it was like, as soon as I went under there, like the world shifted, like you know how like slides, like old slides, like on a like thing will like shift down? It literally did that in the middle of the sky. Like the whole world just shifted down. And I started getting super dizzy and I almost had to pull over because I was driving. I got so dizzy and I just like felt so weird the rest of the drive. And then like, I don't know. I just felt like I was in a different like, like something happened in the world. And I was like, looking around like, did anyone else feel that? Like, did anyone else see that?
12:58 Speaker 03 It happened weird. In January, when my dad, on my way to go to my dad's surgery, I felt it as I was driving. And I was like, I'm shifting timelines right now. And I didn't, I did not predict like what was going to happen. That was supposed to be such like a routine surgery for my dad. And what we ended up spending an entire week in the hospital. Like it was such a shift in timelines. It, it's like, there's a true feeling that you get when it's like, you were on this path and you knew what your future looked like. And like, all of a sudden it's like everything's.
13:26 Speaker 01 It's like the future's rewriting itself in real time.
13:29 Speaker 03 Yes.
13:29 Speaker 01 Yeah.
13:30 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:30 Speaker 04 Wild.
13:31 Speaker 01 Weird. It's like every decision you make rewrites whatever.
13:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:35 Speaker 01 That is weird.
13:36 Speaker 04 Maybe it's like your future self putting you on a different timeline.
13:40 Speaker 03 I've always thought that.
13:40 Speaker 04 So you don't go down the wrong one.
13:42 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:43 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:43 Bunnie XO? I don't know if I've ever had that.
13:45 Speaker 04 You never felt that?
13:45 Bunnie XO? I have visions and I have like stuff like that and like feelings that I can feel in my body, but like, I don't know.
13:51 Speaker 03 Maybe because you're so in tune with that and like we're not as in tune with that side. Maybe that's why we feel so like.
13:57 Bunnie XO? I feel like you are though.
13:59 Speaker 04 I don't have like visions, but I will think about someone or talk about someone and they like immediately text me or message me. It happened to me literally twice today.
14:08 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:09 Speaker 04 I was speaking about someone and they like popped up in my Instagram DMs and I haven't talked to them in a while.
14:14 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:15 Speaker 04 That happens to me all the time.
14:17 Speaker 03 I, well, like you guys know this.
14:19 Bunnie XO? Isn't that like the red string theory or what do they call it?
14:21 Speaker 04 Invisible string theory.
14:22 Speaker 03 Yeah. You guys know that guy that has autism, John West, that just passed away? Like I literally the day before told Jason, hey, have you seen this guy? Day before I said, have you seen this guy on Instagram? And Jason was like, no, I haven't. And they're showing some of the videos. Like, oh, I have seen him. I think he's like super, super great human. Next day. I've never mentioned that guy to Jason at all.
14:43 Speaker 04 Yeah. Stuff like that happens to me a lot. That's not like a vision though, is it?
14:46 Speaker 03 Is that like?
14:47 Bunnie XO? I think it's a manifesting. I think it's a form of manifesting, which everybody's gonna come for me for this part of the fucking podcast. Because they're like, oh, aren't you a Christian? But yes, I'm, I love Jesus, you know, but I still believe that you, that you can have visions and manifest things and like.
15:02 Speaker 03 Yeah.
15:02 Speaker 04 Energy is real.
15:03 Bunnie XO? You can be extremely spiritual and still be a Christian. So, but yeah, I feel like that's a form of manifesting in some sort of way.
15:09 Speaker 03 It's so crazy. That, that entire thing always just trips me out. I've noticed everyone on TikTok right now talking about how they feel like we're back in the timeline from 2008.
15:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
15:18 Speaker 03 And how like outside just feels better. And I couldn't agree more.
15:21 Speaker 04 The sun looks like real again.
15:22 Speaker 03 I have spent so much time outside every chance I get when it's not raining because I just enjoy being in the sun. I don't know what it is.
15:30 Bunnie XO? Yeah. All right. Should we kick off this fucking asshole confess?
15:35 Speaker 04 Yeah.
15:35 Bunnie XO? Who's going?
15:37 Speaker 03 Go ahead Haley.
15:38 Speaker 04 Okay.
15:39 Speaker 03 Haley never goes first.
15:41 Speaker 04 Ever. Okay, mine's a tell. Um, I'm a nurse and I had a guy come in through the ER complaining of abdominal pain and rectal bleeding.
15:51 Bunnie XO? God.
15:52 Speaker 04 Probably why they gave this to me. Originally thinking it was diverticulitis or some kind of GI ulcer bleed. He was admitted and underwent imaging. Ended up being that he shoved three pins and two butter knives up there. When confronted about this, he claimed he had no idea those were up there and he must have slipped and fell onto them while getting out of the shower.
16:16 Speaker 03 Excuse me. Be a better liar.
16:19 Speaker 06 Yeah, he slipped five times. It's five.
16:21 Speaker 03 I hate when that happens.
16:25 Bunnie XO? I have never been so fucking horny that I wanted to shove a butter knife up my asshole.
16:30 Speaker 03 A knife and three pins?
16:33 Speaker 04 Do you think he went serrated? I wonder if they were blue or black.
16:37 Speaker 06 Ink pen?
16:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
16:38 Speaker 06 Ballpoint?
16:39 Speaker 03 Ballpoint.
16:41 Speaker 04 Was it out?
16:42 Bunnie XO? Was it a calligraphy pen?
16:44 Speaker 03 Imagine every time he sat down, it clicks.
16:46 Bunnie XO? Oh, God.
16:48 Speaker 06 Do you guys have a favorite pen?
16:50 Speaker 03 I do.
16:51 Bunnie XO? I love gel tip pens. Those are my favorite.
16:54 Speaker 04 Random ones from a freaking restaurant that I want to steal.
16:57 Speaker 03 I stole the pen.
16:58 Bunnie XO? The gel tip ones I think that you're that they have.
17:00 Speaker 03 I stole the pen and it is in my purse right now from the one it's got like a gold. It's got a gold tip on it and it's my favorite pen ever.
17:08 Speaker 04 It'd be the most random ones. I don't think there's a specific one. It's the most random ones you've never seen before that write so good on a receipt and I'm like,
17:18 Speaker 04 I'm close. And I'm taking it.
17:23 Bunnie XO? She's leaving snail trails over there. She got some fucking pens.
17:26 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
17:27 Speaker 03 Uh, someone asked our advice and would like to know what is the best way to clean your kitty?
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19:43 Speaker 03 Yeah, and I think it's our due diligence to talk about it.
19:47 Bunnie XO? Yeah, absolutely. So I saw, did you see guys? See Chelsea Lynn and Paige's clip about cleaning the puss? Paige said Paige said she only uses water and Chelsea Lynn was like, no, I need to fuck.
19:57 Speaker 03 Do that.
19:57 Bunnie XO? Get up in there.
19:58 Speaker 03 Oh, bro. Chelsea Lynn's very adamant about what she washes with. It is so funny.
20:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:03 Speaker 03 We've talked about it with her before.
20:05 Bunnie XO? Have we?
20:05 Speaker 03 Right? Chelsea was like, no, girl, I gotta get up in there and clean it.
20:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, I get it.
20:10 Speaker 03 And I feel like everyone's different though, because like, I feel like what works for some.
20:13 Speaker 04 I can't just use water.
20:14 Speaker 03 Yeah, what works for some people might not work for others, but like you can just kind of.
20:18 Bunnie XO? Well, like you use some crazy shit on your puss, the Dr. Bonner's, right?
20:22 Speaker 03 No, not down there.
20:24 Bunnie XO? Oh, I thought you did. I thought we did an episode for it and I was like, there's a tough on pussy.
20:28 Speaker 03 I would use that sometimes. I don't use it anymore. I used to, but now just the gold dial soap and you can't wash in it. You wash all around it.
20:36 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:36 Speaker 03 Um, with the gold dial soap.
20:38 Speaker 04 He's the same thing. She put me onto the gold dial.
20:40 Speaker 03 The man.
20:41 Bunnie XO? Armpits. The, I'd use the gold dial on the armpits. Yes, for sure. But I cannot use dial on my fucking hoof. There's no fucking way, dude. That shit will fucking be an angry dragon if I fucking put anything like that down there. But I do use.
20:56 Bunnie XO? What is it called?
20:57 Speaker 03 She said hoof.
21:00 Speaker 03 He said, you stopped at dragon, I stopped at hoof.
21:02 Bunnie XO? Hold on, I'll tell you right now what I use and it is so fucking dude, it makes my vagina just like heaven. Um, hold on one second.
21:10 Speaker 03 I will say also it depends on your vagina though, because some people are innies and outies and some people are sensitive and some aren't like.
21:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:17 Speaker 04 We got lips.
21:18 Speaker 03 Yeah, I got a lip. Uh, so I don't have to worry about it.
21:21 Bunnie XO? You got innies or outies?
21:22 Speaker 03 Innies. I got lips.
21:23 Speaker 04 Yeah.
21:24 Bunnie XO? Okay.
21:25 Speaker 03 It's like that I can wash on top of it. Nothing's going in, you know, like.
21:29 Speaker 04 Protection.
21:30 Speaker 03 Yeah. Yeah. It's like a mask.
21:32 Bunnie XO? Fuck. I use, so for my armpits, I use Dove Baby Wash. I use that one for my armpits and then I use for my virgin.
21:43 Speaker 04 Oxygen mask?
21:45 Bunnie XO? You guys are fucking sick.
21:46 Speaker 03 It's not that big.
21:47 Speaker 04 Oh, God.
21:50 Bunnie XO? It's not that big. God.
21:53 Speaker 03 I don't know. Maybe when I was fatter, it was. Never really looked.
21:56 Speaker 04 No, after losing weight, mine's.
21:58 Speaker 03 It's so much different. Wait, hold on. When you lose weight as a dude, you do get some. Oh, you get inches. Does that happen for women as well? It changes shape. If we don't get like inches, you know, but like.
22:09 Speaker 04 It's not as.
22:11 Speaker 04 Like, does it get longer?
22:13 Speaker 03 No.
22:15 Speaker 04 I don't know.
22:15 Speaker 03 I don't know.
22:16 Bunnie XO? Does what get longer?
22:17 Speaker 04 Your vagina, does it like, does it start at the?
22:19 Bunnie XO? No, as you age, your vagina starts to go inverted and you lose things.
22:23 Speaker 04 I feel like I have a, a great one.
22:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, no, like, I don't, I don't mind it anymore. I'm like, oh, she's kinda cute. I also can like see her. I'm like, oh, I can see you so well. I can just literally put my leg up in the shower and shave. So smooth. Oh, it's so nice to shave when you're skinny, you guys. I have been missing out. Like, literally, I was like, hoping a prayer when I was big. Now that I'm skinny, I'm, I'm looking at her. We're eye to eye.
22:52 Speaker 04 Eye to eye is wild.
22:53 Bunnie XO? Send me a damn pic next time. What the fuck?
22:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, we haven't seen yours still.
22:58 Bunnie XO? Sounds hot.
22:59 Speaker 04 Hope you don't.
22:59 Bunnie XO? So what I use on my vagina is I use Cetaphil Ultra Gentle Baby Wash. And it is, it smells so good. And I'm telling you, my vagina is like.
23:09 Speaker 04 Been scared to use scent. Does it, is it have like a scent?
23:12 Bunnie XO? It's fragrance free, but it also has like a, it smells good though. So it's like, I love it. Yeah, cuz I was using Johnson and Johnson and that shit fucking had my vagina like shredded beef.
23:23 Speaker 04 Yeah, they have a recall.
23:24 Speaker 03 They have a huge re, yeah, they have so many lawsuits for cancer.
23:26 Bunnie XO? It was making me sick. It was giving me fucking bladder infections. Like, it was bad, dude. So I switched and I've been using this for like the past year and I just love it. She's just so soft and like.
23:35 Speaker 03 I did find like this new like skin, um, wash. The one that you sent is phenomenal. It smells great, but like to leave my skin really smooth, the Aveeno. Like, it's for like sensitive skin though. Oh my gosh. It makes your skin so, so soft. I even got the kids version for my kids. Like, you know, some soaps you can like feel on your skin. You can't feel this at all, but it leaves the skin so soft. I shave with it, so my legs are like extra smooth.
24:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
24:01 Speaker 03 I love it.
24:02 Speaker 04 All right. Just make sure you're not using like fragrance down there.
24:06 Speaker 03 No fragrance.
24:07 Speaker 04 Don't, love of God, don't use Bath and Body Works body wash.
24:11 Speaker 03 No, and don't like clean up in it unless you have to.
24:14 Bunnie XO? You want a yeasty beastie dude?
24:15 Speaker 04 Even on your whole body, actually.
24:17 Speaker 03 No, I wouldn't.
24:18 Speaker 04 It's not good for you.
24:19 Speaker 03 Well, I feel like some people think they need to like clean up inside of it, like
24:23 Speaker 04 It's self cleaning.
24:23 Speaker 03 Like crazy, it self cleans, rinse it really good.
24:26 Speaker 04 Definitely say when you guys say clean up inside of it, but don't.
24:28 Bunnie XO? You don't, you mean like going up in the hole, right?
24:31 Speaker 04 I'm not shoving, I'm not fingering.
24:31 Bunnie XO? Cause I scrub my lips and I also get in there too. I don't shove it up in the hole, but I like clean the crevice.
24:37 Speaker 03 Yes, yeah, we're cleaning everything around it.
24:40 Speaker 04 We're not going inside.
24:41 Speaker 03 We're not going in.
24:42 Bunnie XO? No, no, unless you use vaginal estrogen, which that's a whole nother subject and oh, it is.
24:47 Speaker 03 But I do believe there were girls out there that thought you were supposed to like load it up with soap.
24:52 Bunnie XO? That's for like girls who want to douche and that's like, I don't know.
24:55 Speaker 04 I feel like I would get a frigging yeast infection if I did that.
24:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, but there are some people who you just use water down there. Yeah, gotta detail the puss. Detail the puss is wild.
25:06 Bunnie XO? My best friend who is male and I have been friends since we were 14. We're now 62. We dated in high school but drifted apart for a few years. We loved each other, but were stupid and never said anything to each other. We reconnected after a while, but were both married by then. For the longest time, I couldn't figure out why his wife hated me. I mean, I was always nice to her. Turns out on their wedding night, he told her that she should reach out to me and ask me to show her how to give him a good blowjob. Because she wasn't that good. I was both shocked and flattered. First of all, that is fucked up because that's your wedding night, dude, and your husband says that to you? Bye.
25:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's quick enough to turn it around. You don't have to officiate it.
25:53 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's crazy. You could have got it an old by fucking sunrise. Sunrise, you know, like that's insane. If a man would have ever said that to me, I'd have fucking, why did you marry me if I? Sucked fucking giving you blowjobs.
26:07 Speaker 04 Yeah.
26:08 Speaker 03 Oh my gosh.
26:10 Bunnie XO? I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
26:12 Speaker 03 One of my questions is actually actually asking you guys any tips on giving head.
26:18 Speaker 04 I don't give out tips.
26:19 Bunnie XO? Oh, cause you're the throat goat. Hey, listen.
26:23 Speaker 04 My fam- I'm not, nope.
26:26 Speaker 03 Grandma commented and was like, I did watch this one.
26:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
26:29 Speaker 03 From last week.
26:30 Bunnie XO? Oh no.
26:32 Speaker 04 Not even my grandma. My entire family, they messaged me about it.
26:35 Bunnie XO? Oh shit. You guys, stop watching. I, we love you.
26:41 Speaker 03 Watch the other ones.
26:42 Bunnie XO? We need Haley to come out of her shell and she just finally started coming out of her shell and now she's.
26:47 Speaker 04 That's why I didn't.
26:48 Bunnie XO? Now she's.
26:48 Speaker 04 Is because like I know my entire freaking hometown and family washes.
26:52 Bunnie XO? Oh, who cares?
26:54 Speaker 04 If only they knew the real.
26:56 Bunnie XO? So I think if you're gonna give a good blowjob, it needs to be wet. I like to give sloppy blowjobs. No teeth, cover your teeth. The best practice I ever had was trying to suck a dick with braces on. Cause you have to, you know, like really cover your teeth so it doesn't shred it like a cheese grater.
27:18 Speaker 03 I just remembered the conversation we had at the plastic surgeon. Do you remember? She's like, you don't just gnaw on it sometimes?
27:25 Bunnie XO? Oh, so good. I don't know. I love it. I love.
27:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, don't do that.
27:32 Bunnie XO? Take a dick and just slap her face with it and just kinda like, you just, you're like, this is if you really love the dick, okay? You have to like really. But sometimes I take it and like, I'll put it in the back of my teeth and I just kinda chew on it a little bit and guys go crazy. Like they love it. I've never had a dude tell me no.
27:50 Speaker 04 They ever use Listerine?
27:51 Speaker 06 You said not on it, like, like the Snickers.
27:57 Bunnie XO? Take a bite out of it. Um.
27:59 Speaker 06 That's crazy.
27:59 Bunnie XO? Listerine is a bit.
28:01 Speaker 04 Uh, like patches.
28:02 Bunnie XO? Oh, the strips? No, but I have, I've done like other stuff, you know, like.
28:07 Speaker 03 Like what?
28:08 Bunnie XO? Ice, you know, fucking, I can't think right now, but I've, I've done it all. But no, I haven't done the Listerine strips.
28:15 Speaker 06 What's the worst time to do it and the best time to do it?
28:18 Speaker 03 Oh yeah, when's the worst time and when's the best time?
28:20 Bunnie XO? Worst and best time for what?
28:21 Speaker 03 A blowjob.
28:22 Speaker 04 Uh, after you've drank all night and you have your freaking cotton mouth.
28:27 Bunnie XO? Oh, I would.
28:28 Speaker 04 I'll look at him, I'll be like, I got no spit.
28:30 Bunnie XO? So here's the thing, when you're like that, you need to choke yourself with the dick. Literally let the dick make you gag and your mouth will salivate so much that it would literally fi- it'll cover the dick and just all of, all the juice.
28:43 Speaker 03 Imagine just fucking. Survival. Expresso martinis coming out.
28:49 Bunnie XO? Fuck.
28:49 Speaker 03 That's wild.
28:50 Bunnie XO? No, but that's what you do. You use the dick to just fucking make yourself gag and then it just instantly makes your mouth wet. Never have a problem.
28:58 Speaker 03 I will say though, like girls who have really ga- bad gag reflexes and you have a hard time with it, if you just hold on to your thumb. My thumb just popped.
29:07 Bunnie XO? That was aggressive.
29:10 Speaker 03 Okay, if you clench your thumbs and you focus on that, like even if it's just one, because you want to use your other hand while you're giving head, it, you won't gag.
29:21 Speaker 04 So I, I do this and I.
29:23 Speaker 03 No, no, you can just one, just like one, like you don't have to make it super obvious, but like if you don't want to gag.
29:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, don't be in the middle like.
29:33 Speaker 03 But yeah, if you, if you have a really bad gag reflex, you can just hold your thumb down really, really tight.
29:38 Speaker 04 I lowkey feel like guys like when you gag though.
29:41 Bunnie XO? Oh, they love it. It makes spit on it, you can do all that stuff.
29:45 Speaker 04 It makes them feel like their dick is big.
29:47 Speaker 03 Yes, but there are some girls who can't even like function.
29:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
29:50 Speaker 03 Giving head.
29:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
29:51 Speaker 03 They're not all like you Haley.
29:53 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Listen, I will suck the sleeve off of a fucking wiener. Okay, I'm horny.
30:04 Speaker 04 I'm fucking ovulating or no?
30:07 Bunnie XO? I'm literally like, my period's about to start, so that's probably why too. I get feral right before my period.
30:12 Speaker 03 Oh my god.
30:13 Bunnie XO? Like ready to roll.
30:14 Speaker 04 Yeah.
30:17 Speaker 03 All right.
30:24 Bunnie XO? If you guys want to be a part of Ask How Confess, please, every Sunday, go, or actually, any day of the week, just go and fucking DM us ATC. Tell us exactly your story and we will pick it throughout the week and read it.
30:36 Speaker 03 I would like to read this one only because she took off the nails on her thumbs to write it because she said that she wouldn't be able to type all of this out without with having her nails on. She said, I took my thumbnails off just to type this for you. My sister loves to drink. She consistently goes through people's things. That
30:54 Bunnie XO? What?
30:55 Speaker 03 Says she likes to drink, but she also loves to consistently go through other people's things. So she scavenges. She'll go through other people's perfumes, lotions, clothes, makeup, and their liquor. But my sister was not having it. So fast forward, we became dancers together, me and my friend at the time, maybe six months in. Now I'm pregnant, working way less, but still wanted to see my friends, went to a pool party. She invited all of us. And at the time, I couldn't drink. So my sister, who does her normal thing, decided to go through and rummage through this woman's stuff. She doesn't steal, but worse, she ends up finding a bottle of vodka. She didn't
31:36 Speaker 03 steal any of her lotions or her perfumes, but just this cheap bottle of vodka. When the sister got home, she said, hey, I thought you said you didn't have any alcohol. She said, yeah, the only alcohol we had was the one with her brother's ashes in the bottle. So this girl literally stole the vodka from this lady's house, but it was a tribute and had the ashes of her brother in it, and she drank it at the pool.
32:02 Bunnie XO? Oh, fuck, dude.
32:04 Speaker 03 They never told the lady and they put the bottle back.
32:09 Speaker 03 You're a bad person.
32:10 Bunnie XO? Was there also liquid in the bottle, too?
32:12 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:13 Bunnie XO? Oh, okay, god.
32:14 Speaker 03 Some people have displays and stuff.
32:16 Bunnie XO? I thought it was just straight ashes. I'm like, how do you tell that's not?
32:19 Speaker 04 That story was very like, my sister's an alcoholic, here's an alcoholic story.
32:24 Bunnie XO? Tale of an alcoholic. I don't understand why, um. Okay, so if it's alcohol, wouldn't you see the black ashes in there?
32:38 Speaker 04 I mean, it was a dark bottle.
32:39 Speaker 03 But she said it was like cheap vodka. So you know how sometimes they wrap the whole bottle like you, there's no way to really.
32:44 Speaker 04 Maybe it was like a dark, a super dark color vodka.
32:47 Bunnie XO? Okay, cuz I was like, you would be able to, it looked like sand in there.
32:50 Speaker 03 Looks like gold slager.
32:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like, what are we doing?
32:54 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:54 Bunnie XO? I'd fucking freak out.
32:55 Speaker 03 You've got those ones that are like wrapped and stuff like that, but yeah.
32:58 Bunnie XO? Alright, well, okay.
33:00 Speaker 03 Imagine you drink someone's ashes.
33:01 Speaker 04 Feel the grittiness?
33:03 Bunnie XO? You think you get drunker?
33:04 Speaker 03 Can't handle it. I mean, but like, they could have just sprinkled some in, and not saying that the whole urn was in there.
33:09 Speaker 04 Not his whole body?
33:11 Speaker 03 Did you guys see that? Never mind. I don't know if we can keep this in. Have you guys seen the one where they're dumping out the ashes? It was like a fuck ton of ashes. How much of her was it?
33:23 Bunnie XO? What the?
33:25 Bunnie XO? I don't think so.
33:27 Speaker 04 That would be me. You guys would just keep dumping. You're like, damn.
33:34 Speaker 04 No, that's my biggest fear, already being dead. And I, I still have a lot of ashes.
33:40 Speaker 03 It just like, it keeps going.
33:43 Bunnie XO? What about the people who get burned and they have like metal parts? So like the metal parts and abstain.
33:49 Speaker 03 They have a bucket of them. They have them next to the incinerator. Like they just have a bucket of body parts.
33:54 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like if you had a hip replacement or a knee replacement, like, yeah.
33:58 Speaker 03 Did you guys see the one where the lady ate her husband's ashes? She used to like literally like dipstick it like finger.
34:04 Speaker 04 Was that my turn?
34:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, my strange addiction. She ate her husband's ashes. She said it just started one night and then eventually she ate half of him.
34:09 Bunnie XO? That's love. That's love. That's crazy. My boo don't do that.
34:13 Speaker 04 Oh, my spouse eats.
34:14 Bunnie XO? I'm coming back.
34:17 Bunnie XO? That's love. I'm just saying. Alright, guys, we are on our way. Jackson Hole, I gotta go pack. Love you. Bye bye.
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