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Ask, Tell, Confess: Wait Until You Hear Who She Hooked Up With

Dumb Blonde

Hosted by Bunnie XO

23m
Transcript

Original podcast

Summary

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This episode of Dumb Blonde features Bunnie XO and her co-hosts diving into wild, anonymous listener confessions submitted via Instagram and direct messages. The stories range from a woman whose partner burned her sensitive areas with police-grade pepper spray after losing a Super Bowl bet, to a man who unknowingly hooked up with an older woman on a dating app only to discover months later that she was his new fiancé's mother. Other confessions uncover hidden BDSM lifestyles, secret cheating exposed via voice recorders, and an awkward multi-generational overlap with a local man who gave the listener's mother herpes.

Alongside the shocking listener stories, the hosts share tangents about beauty routines, makeup allergies, and bizarre food facts learned on TikTok. The episode delivers unfiltered, jaw-dropping dating horror stories while maintaining a lighthearted, comedic banter between the hosts as they react to the unbelievable twists in each submitted tell and confess.

  • Never assume a partner's dating history won't awkwardly overlap with family members when hookup apps are involved. 11:02
  • Always double-check what type of wipes you are grabbing at the grocery store to avoid intimate discomfort. 6:57
  • Hidden kinks and secret online profiles often shock partners when vanilla relationships conceal entirely separate fantasy lives. 15:49
  • Setting a voice recording on a phone can catch infidelity in the act when suspicion arises. 17:53

Chapters

  1. 0:17
    Podcast Intro & Host Backstory

    The host welcomes listeners and explains the decade‑long Ask Tell Confess format.

  2. 3:19
    Instagram Ask Tell Confess Revival

    The host details how the segment returned to Instagram and the volume of submissions.

  3. 3:58
    Pepper Spray Confession

    A listener shares a bizarre story about pepper spray during sex and the host reacts.

  4. 5:03
    Hookah Bar Incident & Makeup Wipes

    A guest recounts a chaotic hookah bar experience and the absurd use of makeup wipes on his butt.

  5. 15:42
    Cougar Confession & Family Drama

    A confession reveals a past fling with a cougar, leading to a complicated family revelation.

  6. 19:49
    Unintended Encounters & Mother’s Herpes

    The host shares a personal story about an accidental hookup with a mother and the resulting herpes transmission.

  7. 21:01
    Food Myths & Fruit Advice

    The conversation veers into humorous food facts and the host’s quirky advice on bananas and strawberries.

Highlights

Quotes

  • “I noticed in this week's, last week's episode, when I talk, I kinda have like a, you know, cause I can't open my mouth as much to talk.”
    Bunnie XO · 0:50
  • “I have a confession. I dated a guy years ago that lost a Superbowl bet and got pepper sprayed with police grade mace.”
    Unnamed speaker · 3:58
  • “I was like, oh wait, I can't keep that up. That could become a fucking headline.”
    Bunnie XO · 2:10
  • “I think if my husband came to me and was like, hey dude, I gotta tell you something. It's been really weighing on my heart.”
    Bunnie XO · 14:34

About this episode

Baby, we had WAY too many unforgettable Ask, Tell, Confess moments for just one episode. BEST OF PART 2 is here, and the gang is going back through even more of the confessions that left us speechless. We’ve got “pepper spray puss,” secret hookups that could turn an entire family upside down, anonymous confessions hitting dangerously close to home, and secrets that should probably never see the light of day. Some made us laugh, some made us gag, and some had us wondering why y’all would ever put this information in writing. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s everything we love about Ask, Tell, Confess. If you thought Part 1 was wild, baby… we saved plenty for Part 2. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Transcript

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4,074 words · 4 speakers

Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

Topics

  • Avino
  • FetLife
  • Instagram
  • Mace
  • Tabooosh
  • Facebook dating
  • TikTok
  • Fentanyl
  • Superbowl

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