Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: She Fed Her Boyfriend WHAT?! About this episode In this week's Ask, Tell, Confess, a listener dishes out a revenge story involving a twisted shepherd’s pie, another vents about her husband possibly dropping the ball on her 50th birthday plans, and a caller shares an unforgettable moment where a hookup sniffed around a little too much during a hookup.
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0:34 Speaker 01 Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess.
0:47 Bunnie XO? Welcome, everyone, to another episode of Ask, Tell, Confess.
1:01 Bunnie XO? That was my contribution.
1:04 Speaker 02 I've been practicing, I really wanna get the whistle down, but I can't.
1:07 Bunnie XO? You can't.
1:07 Speaker 02 I can't do it.
1:08 Bunnie XO? I can't, like I said, I can't whistle regularly, so it's the only way.
1:12 Speaker 02 I can only whistle.
1:12 Speaker 03 Yeah, same.
1:18 Bunnie XO? Listen ladies, don't get lip filler if you ever wanna whistle. Never fucking work it. Wait, you have lip filler?
1:23 Speaker 02 Yes, I do.
1:23 Bunnie XO? Can you wa- not a lot, though. You guys don't have a lot.
1:28 Speaker 03 I have a lot, if you like.
1:29 Bunnie XO? No. Not like I do. I gotta fucking hold fucking two decades worth of filler in my lips.
1:35 Speaker 03 I got a decade.
1:37 Bunnie XO? Do you got a decade?
1:38 Speaker 03 I got a decade.
1:38 Bunnie XO? I didn't even know.
1:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, I've been here officially 10 years.
1:41 Bunnie XO? Haley was just sending me some dude's fucking massive dong.
1:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:46 Bunnie XO? What is it with these guys?
1:48 Speaker 03 That was on my For You page.
1:49 Bunnie XO? First of all, I wanna know how people on TikTok get away with this shit.
1:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:54 Bunnie XO? Because if I, the video of me and Greg having a fucking rump off. Get shadow banned, but dudes can be on there with bulges, girls are just clapping cheeks like nothing. It's almost like if they're underage, the girls, like not underage.
2:10 Speaker 03 But if they're like super, super young, like TikTok just pushes them to the masses.
2:14 Speaker 02 Weird.
2:14 Speaker 03 So weird.
2:15 Speaker 02 Mm hmm.
2:16 Speaker 03 Yeah.
2:16 Speaker 02 I like it.
2:17 Speaker 03 So anyways.
2:18 Speaker 02 Isn't that where you found that cone video that one time? Or was that on Instagram?
2:22 Speaker 03 The cone of the girl? Cone was reels.
2:25 Speaker 02 Oh, reels be wild.
2:26 Speaker 03 Oh, we already established Instagram reels is crazy. Yeah. Cra- I send you guys some weird shit.
2:33 Speaker 02 It's Wild West over there.
2:35 Speaker 03 No, it's wild. So what do you guys got for us today?
2:39 Speaker 02 We got some new Ash Tale Confessors.
2:42 Speaker 03 We're excited.
2:42 Speaker 02 We're gonna read some and we're gonna listen to some, because now you can text in and you can send voicemails.
2:48 Speaker 03 So Mimi was just telling you guys, if you guys want to be able to leave us voicemails or text us, you need to be a Patreon member. You can sub to any tier and you can access this feature.
3:02 Speaker 02 All right. I'm gonna give you this one to read.
3:06 Speaker 03 God. About seven years ago, I was living with a terribly abusive boyfriend. We had two dogs and one night during one of his drunken rages, he stepped in dog poop they had left on the floor. Furious, he picked it up and threw it at me. It actually
3:25 Speaker 03 hit me in the face. I was beyond horrified. The next day, while he was at work, I decided I'd have enough and wanted a little revenge. No.
3:36 Speaker 03 I made a homemade shepherd's pie for dinner, but I added a little something extra. A small piece of dog food, dog poop mixed with the gravy. I served him a big portion with a smile. To top it off, I also smeared
3:53 Speaker 03 a bit of it inside the hood of one of his hoodies and his pillowcases, just enough for him to catch faint whiffs of it.
4:03 Bunnie XO? The word whiff.
4:05 Speaker 02 I love that it was so faint.
4:06 Bunnie XO? The craziest part, he didn't even notice. That man was something else. Part devil, I swear, a week later, I moved out for good to this day, though. I can't even look at Shepherd's pie without feeling sick.
4:17 Speaker 02 Wait, you don't notice?
4:20 Bunnie XO? How do you not notice?
4:21 Speaker 02 Oh, my gosh.
4:22 Bunnie XO? He must have stank.
4:24 Speaker 02 He must have been a stinky person.
4:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that or he was just used to dog shit in the house and the smell. I don't. So here's, this is a thin line, and I never want to make anybody feel bad for something they've done, you know, to an ex who is especially in a fucking abusive ex. I get that. You gotta leave. You don't start fucking with people's food because that, one, is one of my biggest fears, but two, it's just, it's different. You know, like slashing tires, I can understand, breaking windows. I mean, even fucking throwing hands with each other, I can understand. But making, poisoning somebody's food is a whole nother level of kind of like, whoa. You know, like you have to really, like, what lengths will you go when you get mad at somebody else?
5:08 Speaker 02 I had a distant cousin die from that one time.
5:11 Bunnie XO? Somebody fed him poop?
5:13 Speaker 02 No, they didn't get fed poop. They got fed arsenic. Yeah, so they actually were targeting, the husband was targeting the wife or something like this. It was on Dateline. He's a distant cousin. I wasn't close with them. But there's like a whole Dateline about how he had came in early and put it in the coffee maker because she was always the first person that got there.
5:33 Bunnie XO? I think I saw that.
5:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, so they poisoned the coffee, just so happened my cousin got there first that day. I know. And, yeah, got it instead.
5:44 Bunnie XO? I just, I feel like if you are that mad at somebody to where you're thinking about poisoning them, you need to leave. Because that they're making, they're, they're.
5:54 Bunnie XO? Making you become some a monster.
5:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
5:56 Bunnie XO? And that that makes you no different than them. And I'm not talking down to you at all. I appreciate the confession. I think that's, you know, fucking very cool that you can you can owned up to that. But at the same time, it's like, we have to draw a line somewhere and have boundaries.
6:10 Speaker 02 Put it in the hoodie. Maybe not the shepherd's pie.
6:12 Bunnie XO? Fucking rub it in his face while he's sleeping at night. I don't give a shit.
6:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, anything besides eating.
6:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it's just when you put something in somebody else's body, especially when they trust you, it's like, you know, like, that's where it becomes.
6:24 Speaker 03 He not noticed.
6:25 Bunnie XO? Because what if that what if that poop had something in it and then the dude accidentally fucking died?
6:30 Speaker 02 Parasites. Oh, my gosh.
6:31 Bunnie XO? You know, like, and then you're going to jail for murder when.
6:34 Speaker 02 True story.
6:34 Bunnie XO? You know, it's like, there's just so many what ifs that could happen when you're fucking with people's food. I just don't condone fucking with people's food, period.
6:42 Speaker 02 Gross.
6:42 Bunnie XO? Yeah, facts. All right. So we're gonna hop into some of these ass tell confesses. Stephanie wrote in, Bunny, should I be mad? My hubby just told me that he's feeling extremely guilty as he never planned anything for my 50th. A few weeks ago, he told me he was gonna take me to Texas to see my son. Now, he says it's too cold and traveling would be difficult. I mentioned a few things we could do and his response is, it's winter, it's too cold. His final response to me is, you can wait till summer and I will do something for you then. I'm fucking steaming. We never go out as a couple. I myself get out and do vacations with my grandson. The biggest day of my life is coming up. Let's be real, life is expensive enough without your bank taking even more of your hard earned money.
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8:50 Bunnie XO? And it's one excuse after another. Should I just buy me a plane ticket for the South and say, see ya? Or I'm gonna go have the time of my life? Or am I overreacting? Should I settle for something this summer? I should probably, I should probably add, we do live in Michigan and it's cold. But that's what long johns are for. Um, so I'm probably the wrong person to ask this because I'm about to drop a bomb here and I'm sure everybody's gonna think it's crazy, but my husband and I do not buy each other presents. We don't celebrate birthdays. We don't celebrate Christmas. We don't celebrate anniversaries. We don't do any of that.
9:30 Bunnie XO? And we stopped doing that because in the beginning of our relationship, like, he would buy me a car. I would then feel bad and have to return it and buy him a car. We ended up with fucking eight cars in our driveway, you know? And it just got to the point where it just didn't feel like we were in it for the right reasons as far as buying gifts. And we didn't want it to be a monetary thing, you know? And I want, for one, hate people flaunting over me. Today, this month is the first month that I've actually been like, hey, you know what? I'm gonna plan a birthday trip and we're gonna go, which actually we need to pull the trigger on that soon. And when I made those plans, I did not include my husband at all.
10:14 Bunnie XO? Because my husband, one, his schedule is so fucking crazy. Two, my husband does nothing but travel for a fucking living. And the last thing I'm gonna ask him to do is go out of town with me and my girls to celebrate my birthday. And lastly, I just honestly didn't think that he was gonna wanna go. So I told him, I was like, hey, baby, I think I'm planning a trip for my birthday and he was actually really surprised because he knows I never, we don't celebrate holidays, nothing. And he was like, I think that's fucking awesome. And then, you know, like a week later, he's like, do you want me to go? And I was like, I would love for you to go because I would love nothing more than my husband to come with me on the birthday trip, but I just didn't, you know, all those other factors,
10:56 Bunnie XO? I just didn't want to ask. I really feel like if you want to do something, I get it. You want your husband there with you too. But at the same time, it's like, do you want somebody there who, whose heart's not in it? Or would you rather just book it yourself, be an independent baddie and go and have fun by yourself and with your grandson or with friends or like, I get it that we only have one 50th birthday, but it's over in a day. And that's what I always tell everybody about birthdays. It's like, everybody always puts like an emphasis on, oh my God, you turned 40, you have to celebrate. And it's just like, no, I don't because guess what? The next day I'm 41 and it's all over with, you know, like, we don't need to make a big to do. So I just feel like if you want something, do it for yourself and do it in the spirit of, you know what? I'm turning 50 and I'm about to go
11:41 Bunnie XO? fucking have a blast whether he's with me or not. And that's going to change your whole perspective on everything because stop waiting around for him. Live your life without him. And if he want, if he decides, like my husband did, like at last minute, like, hey, do you want me to go? Yes, I would love for you to go, but at least he's going on his own will now and not feeling forced. Because I feel like men in general, always feel forced when it comes to their wives to have to do stuff, you know? And it's like, you just want somebody who's participating because they want to, you know? So I don't think it's anything to be mad about.
12:14 Speaker 02 Like Dolly and her husband. She like openly talked about that on the podcast and said like, Carl doesn't really do much with me and that's okay. I'll go do it.
12:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
12:22 Speaker 02 You know, I think that's really cool. And they've got like a really awesome relationship.
12:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah, absolutely. And I mean, you know, you never know, you could fucking have the time of your life. Pick a city and just fucking go. Bring one of your friends, bring your fucking grandson, bring whoever brings you joy. Because that, in that moment, if that, turning 50 is that big of a deal for you? Make it a big deal for you then.
12:43 Speaker 02 Mm hmm.
12:43 Bunnie XO? Don't wait for somebody else to make it a big deal.
12:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:45 Speaker 03 Or maybe he's already booked the trip, but he's trying to surprise.
12:49 Bunnie XO? Downplaying it. Yeah.
12:50 Speaker 03 That's what I got on that.
12:52 Bunnie XO? Oh, I didn't even, that's perspective, because I didn't even think of that.
12:55 Speaker 02 Could be.
12:56 Speaker 03 Because if he keeps saying like, no, we're not going to go, whatever, and then she'll be more surprised.
13:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah. That would piss me off. That would piss me off. That's what would piss me off. I'd be like, you know what, motherfucker, you know, you saw me getting mad over here. How many times you could have been like, look, bitch, I planned the fucking thing. Leave me alone.
13:12 Speaker 02 Took me in the cow. Jason kept saying, no, but he's behind my back, planning the cows, and then when it happens, I panic.
13:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, there's.
13:20 Speaker 03 I need, I need an update on this.
13:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah, give us an update. Let us know what he decides to do. And if your birthday's soon, then I'm assuming you're probably an Aquarius. So I mean, you're in, yeah, Cap, Aquarius, or Pisces. So I'm assuming you're pretty independent on your own. So.
13:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, you, you can do this.
13:36 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:36 Speaker 02 By yourself.
13:37 Bunnie XO? I will have a fucking blast by myself if I fucking want to, you know? I will fuck, I am a party of one.
13:44 Speaker 02 Party, party for one.
13:45 Bunnie XO? Party of one, baby, party of one.
13:47 Speaker 02 Uh, this person just asked. Melissa wants to know for the Ask Tell Confess, I would like to hear your take on all the hate you're receiving about opening a bar for someone who speaks so highly about recovery.
13:59 Bunnie XO? Um, so first of all, I don't, I haven't seen all the hate, so I don't consume that. But secondly, I am the one who is a hundred percent sober in the relationship.
14:12 Speaker 02 Mm hmm.
14:13 Bunnie XO? My husband has never said that he is one hundred percent sober. He has always said that he smokes weed and that he has a few drinks. Um, so the bar, one, is my husband's.
14:24 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:25 Bunnie XO? Two, I also feel like I go in bars all the time and I don't drink.
14:33 Speaker 03 Doesn't mean you have to drink.
14:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I never drink. Like, I lit, but, and I get that some people, it's a different addiction level and some people can't be in bars and stuff like that. This isn't the only venture we're gonna be opening up.
14:44 Speaker 02 Mm hmm.
14:45 Bunnie XO? You know, this is just an opportunity that my husband was able to make passive income and put his name and his family, you know, as a staple on Broadway, which to any fucking Antioch boy and Nashville boy is a dream.
14:58 Speaker 02 He's the only Nashville native with a bar.
15:00 Bunnie XO? This little boy from Antioch grew up walking the streets of Broadway and now he has his own bar on Broadway, which my husband does drink. So it's not like he's out here saying, oh, hey, you have to be, just because you're sober doesn't mean you can't be fun. I've never understood, like, people are like, I'm sober, I can't do that. Like, I'm sober and I'm I'm sober and I love to have fun. I love to go to bars and fucking watch people get drunk. And then when they start getting too drunk, I leave, you know? But it's like, I think it's fun to just be in the atmosphere and be able to be there and, you know, fellowship with friends and then, you know, go home.
15:41 Speaker 02 And which we understand some people just can't.
15:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
15:43 Speaker 02 That's just not the space for you, but this is also the space for people who can and are able to either stay sober or go, or people who choose not to be and they wanna go have fun at a bar. That, that's just what that place is.
15:55 Bunnie XO? Which I would definitely love to talk to the bar owners about doing a mocktail,
16:00 Bunnie XO? a menu for the people who can't drink, like, like for me, I can't drink, so I would, it's not that I can't drink, I choose not to drink.
16:06 Speaker 02 Yes.
16:07 Bunnie XO? Um, so it's like, you know, I would love a little mocktail.
16:11 Speaker 03 You should do it on your floor.
16:12 Speaker 02 Yeah, your floor should have a mocktail thing. My, my new shtick is, cause I don't love to drink, but sometimes I will. Cause I'll carry the same glass around all night.
16:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
16:20 Speaker 02 So it's like, I'll have my first glass of champagne, but then I literally won't drink the rest of the night, but I'll hold the glass.
16:26 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
16:27 Speaker 02 The rest of the night. And there might be that much in it. No one ever offers me another drink. I don't have to tell people. You may, but you know, I'm like, oh no, I'm good over here, you know, and I'm like still on the same drink from two hours ago.
16:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I just feel like society is so hard pressed to put people in boxes and like, you said you're sober, so you can't do this. And you, you can't, and it's like. I can, just because I'm sober doesn't mean my friends aren't. Doesn't mean thousands of other people aren't. That too. And it's just like, we don't, my husband has never said that he doesn't not drink and doesn't smoke weed. My husband is literally like Willie Nelson's fucking grandchild. Yeah. You know? So I'm the only one who is sober. Yeah. And I had no idea my husband was giving me my own level of the bar until after it was already done, pretty much. So that was just a really sweet gesture of him and just how my husband is really rooted in family and stuff.
17:17 Bunnie XO? And, you know, this is just a fun little venture that we're diving into and just trying to, you know, dip our toes in other businesses. So let us grow, let us see what we like, let us see what we don't like. And, you know, if you can't drink and you are a recovering alcoholic, please don't go in bars. And, you know, like, well, this isn't, like I said, this isn't the only thing that we're gonna be. We've got your back of not going in the bar. Yeah, for sure. We fully support that. Yeah, absolutely. Alright, so we're gonna listen to a voicemail. And like I said, if you guys wanna be a part of it, go join our Patreon so that you can leave us a voicemail or a text message. Today's episode is brought to you by Vinted. Y'all know how it goes. You open your closet and have a million things hanging up,
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19:01 Speaker 05 So, I'll go first.
19:04 Speaker 05 My, during my twenties and after a wild night drinking at the bars, um, you know, you typically will find someone to go home with. That's how, it's the best way to end the night when you're drunk. My, with one of my, um, new guy friends came home and we were going at it and he starts to go down on me and I remember previously he had always talked about how he maybe have had a bad experience going down on a girl who smelled and that he wasn't going, like, he doesn't like doing that. So
19:48 Speaker 05 he's a smoker and I don't know if maybe he had congestion, but he starts to go down and he is smelling so hard, so loud that it's almost, I didn't even know if it was ever gonna happen. He was, I mean, it was the loudest, like,
20:16 Speaker 05 cause he still couldn't smell. I don't,
20:22 Speaker 05 needless to say, obviously, he didn't, he didn't smell anything, even drunk. I was like, yo, like he was not even discreet.
20:30 Bunnie XO? Okay.
20:33 Speaker 02 I would have laughed.
20:35 Bunnie XO? That poor baby had PTSD. Whatever he went down and smelled before, he was hoping he did not smell that ever again.
20:42 Speaker 02 The fact that he went down and was like,
20:46 Bunnie XO? even though,
20:47 Speaker 02 Scratch and sniff.
20:48 Bunnie XO? Even though he is congested, that poor baby wanted to make sure whatever he smelled before was not
20:56 Speaker 03 I'm crying.
20:56 Bunnie XO? happening. Oh, poor baby. What's your most embarrassing moment in bed, Haley?
21:02 Speaker 03 I threw up on the dick one time.
21:04 Bunnie XO? I did too.
21:05 Speaker 03 I was so fucked up and I didn't want him to know, so.
21:08 Speaker 02 Wait, what did you do? Cause I know this story. What did you do?
21:15 Bunnie XO? You ate it back up?
21:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's what you gotta do, man.
21:19 Speaker 02 I had to.
21:20 Bunnie XO? That's what professionals do.
21:22 Speaker 02 It was like liquid. It's okay. It was just like tequila. Okay. I'm like literally gonna puke.
21:28 Bunnie XO? I did the same thing, except when I puked, spinach came out. Okay, and we were filming. So it's on video.
21:36 Speaker 02 I've seen the film.
21:38 Bunnie XO? What? And I had to suck the spinach and the puke back into my mouth.
21:43 Speaker 03 Thank God I didn't have.
21:46 Speaker 02 No, I'm trying not to throw up right now. That is awful.
21:49 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:50 Speaker 02 What the fuck?
21:51 Speaker 03 I'm glad we have similar stories.
21:53 Bunnie XO? Yeah. We're throat goats, that's why.
21:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
21:57 Bunnie XO? What about you memes?
21:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
21:59 Bunnie XO? I shit in the bed one time. I tell that story all the time.
22:02 Speaker 02 So.
22:03 Bunnie XO? Huh?
22:04 Speaker 02 I broke Jason's dick.
22:05 Bunnie XO? That wasn't, I had that happen to me too, but that's not embarrassing for me. That was embarrassing for him.
22:10 Speaker 02 No, I guess.
22:11 Speaker 03 What's embarrassing for you?
22:12 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:13 Speaker 02 I don't know about embarrassing for me, really. I've never puked on a dick.
22:16 Bunnie XO? Never shit in the bed?
22:17 Speaker 02 No. No, unfortunately not.
22:21 Speaker 03 You never had shit stains on your couch?
22:23 Speaker 02 No.
22:24 Bunnie XO? You never had, you never had a sugar daddy just leave skid marks across a white sheet?
22:27 Speaker 02 You know, I miss that era of my life, unfortunately, you know, no. I know, yeah.
22:33 Bunnie XO? I know, Mimi has some deep, dark shit. She never tells us.
22:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, let it out.
22:39 Bunnie XO? Let it out, girl.
22:40 Speaker 02 I don't know if it's like embarrassing.
22:43 Bunnie XO? You never farted while getting clapped? Doggy style?
22:46 Speaker 03 I don't believe that.
22:49 Speaker 02 I think when I was younger, like.
22:53 Bunnie XO? At least I don't believe that.
22:55 Speaker 03 I know you farted and said you queefed.
22:57 Bunnie XO? I farted in Jay's face when he was eating me out one time. It was the only time he's ever heard me say that.
23:02 Speaker 02 Okay, when I was trying to have a baby, Jason and I had been trying.
23:07 Speaker 02 Jason and I had been trying for years. So it took five years for us to get pregnant with Olivia. Right? So at this point, and I was just frustrated and I really wanted to have a baby and I was willing to do anything. And everyone always said, after you're done having sex, go upside down.
23:23 Speaker 03 Heard that.
23:23 Speaker 02 So the gravity can work. Well, guess what happens when you go immediately upside down?
23:28 Speaker 03 Sounds like a plug coming out of water.
23:31 Speaker 02 Yes. It is so loud and it goes on for so long.
23:37 Bunnie XO? That's the worst. And it's one where you have ejaculation too. So it's just like gurgles.
23:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, I was gonna say, it's like.
23:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:47 Bunnie XO? So you had your legs up in the air, just?
23:49 Speaker 02 I would just like dive off the end of the bed and just like put my head on the floor with a pillow. And so my ass was just straight up in the air. And it's just like, you just start queefing.
24:00 Speaker 03 That's embarrassing.
24:01 Bunnie XO? That is fucking funny.
24:02 Speaker 02 And he would laugh so hard, which would make me laugh.
24:06 Bunnie XO? Oh no. So it just kept going?
24:08 Speaker 03 Laughing queefs?
24:09 Bunnie XO? Oh my God.
24:10 Speaker 02 How did you hate when you get the laughing queefs?
24:12 Bunnie XO? Oh my God. No, I hate queefing, period. I don't like it. It's embarrassing.
24:19 Speaker 03 I hate the word queef.
24:20 Speaker 02 It's an awful word.
24:21 Bunnie XO? Who fucking came up with that? Who did one one day and was like, we shall call it queef?
24:26 Speaker 02 One time my mom, I said queef in front of my mom. My mom said, what's a queef? And we like to take turns in our family, explain to my mom what things are like. My turn one time was the rusty trombone. I had to explain to my mom what that was. Well, it was my turn to explain queef. And my mom goes, oh honey, we just used to call those pussy farts.
24:44 Bunnie XO? Stop. I fucking love Susan.
24:46 Speaker 03 I love that word too.
24:47 Speaker 02 Wait, can we call mom and make sure she tells me it's a pussy fart? That would be so fucking funny.
24:51 Bunnie XO? Love Susan, man. She's fucking hilarious. Well, do we have any more? You guys want to read one more? Are we good?
24:58 Speaker 02 Sorry, Nan.
25:00 Speaker 03 Oh, my grandma said she's mad that we say, that I said grandma. Oh, what are we gonna call her? Nanny? She was like, can you stop saying grandma?
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26:37 Bunnie XO? a tattoo artist working in a shop and while I had a weird thing that I would try and pull either a really old woman or an unattractive woman. I'm talking as unattractive as I could. In my high mind, I would like to do anything society deemed taboo or I was told by someone that they can't do. Okay, so I'm high at the shop and in walks a woman who was like 79, 80 years old. She wanted me to put a butterfly between her breasts. Here I am, high and in between some old titties, and I was tattooing her, but I kinda threw a couple hints at her and she flirted with me at least. That's the story. LOL. I was so high, so I still have a thing for unattractive women.
27:19 Bunnie XO? When I'm high, I have been clean and sober a long time, so I don't have those experiences anymore. But I had some experiences.
27:27 Speaker 02 Man, I was really hoping he banged the lady.
27:29 Bunnie XO? I know, like, why even write in and leave us on a cliffhanger like that?
27:33 Speaker 03 Banging on the tattoo table.
27:34 Bunnie XO? First of all, he had to have been smoking it.
27:36 Speaker 03 That's a guy?
27:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
27:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
27:38 Bunnie XO? The only time I've ever been horny on meth, because I used to, I had a little brief meth moment in my life, was when I would smoke it. You fucking snort meth? You're not horny. There's no way. You are just like, oh. It was clammed up and feel terrible. Oh, it's the worst.
27:55 Speaker 02 Can we mention the fact that he's doing meth and tattooing people?
27:59 Bunnie XO? Oh, all tattoo artists are on something.
28:01 Speaker 02 What?
28:02 Bunnie XO? I, 100%.
28:04 Speaker 02 That is just too many open wounds and like, what if there's sweat drips?
28:09 Bunnie XO? The majority, the major, dude, one time I was doing meth with my, and we talk about this in my book. One time I was smoking meth in a garage somewhere in fucking Vegas and I got these stars put on my hands. This star right here is extremely scarred and if you touch it, you can feel it and stuff. We were so high on meth that he was digging in my bone with a tattoo gun and it felt good and I, I told him to keep doing it. So I go home, two weeks later, I'm so sick. I'm laying in bed, like can't get out of bed. And my friend Grace comes in and she looks at me, she's like, bitch, we're going to the hospital. She's like, my wrist was the same size as my bicep.
28:52 Bunnie XO? So my whole arm, the entire way down was like just swollen. Well, I didn't have insurance. I was a fucking stripper and I literally go to this doctor in Perump. Remember the same, the doctor that said he loved to play God?
29:07 Speaker 02 Yes.
29:07 Bunnie XO? He was a doctor for all the girls that worked at the chicken ranches. This dude saved me though. And fucking, we walk into his hospital and he looks at my arm and the doctor goes, oh my God. Oh my God. And as soon as a doctor said that to me, I fucking lost it. He's like, we need to put her on intravenous antibiotics right now. They hooked me up to a machine. He came in an hour later, my hand starts fucking just itching. I mean, it was so bad. It instantly started attacking it. He came in, he said, I don't think you realize how close to losing your hand you were. He said, had you have waited one more hour, you would have probably lost your hand.
29:44 Speaker 02 Get the fuck out.
29:46 Speaker 03 Yep. And that's what meth will do to you, friends. Meth and tattoos do not mix, baby.
29:51 Speaker 02 Man, that's crazy. Yeah, I got a couple of trap house tattoos.
29:56 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:58 Speaker 02 For sure.
30:02 Speaker 03 Haley?
30:04 Speaker 02 No.
30:04 Speaker 03 Haley has never been in a trap house.
30:06 Speaker 02 No.
30:06 Speaker 03 There's no fucking way.
30:07 Speaker 02 Nice salons.
30:08 Speaker 03 Haley will date hood dudes, but never been to the hood. You know, like that's the type of girl she is. I lived in the hood. I know. I know. But I'm talking like a real like trap house hood.
30:19 Speaker 02 Have you been in a trap house?
30:20 Speaker 03 No. You guys don't know 2015 and 2016 Haley.
30:24 Speaker 02 Nah.
30:25 Speaker 03 Oh, you guys don't know that Haley.
30:26 Bunnie XO? That was shit. That was her young daughter.
30:28 Speaker 03 Very surprised. I'm alive. We'll say that. Been in a lot of shootings.
30:34 Bunnie XO? Really?
30:35 Speaker 03 Yeah. Yeah.
30:38 Bunnie XO? Shootings?
30:39 Speaker 03 Yeah. The club I used to frequent got shut down for three people dying outside. Different occasions.
30:45 Bunnie XO? Oh, well, after hours clubs. I feel like there's always shootings.
30:48 Speaker 02 Always.
30:49 Bunnie XO? That's why I get so scared for rail and all them. Like I just, I hate it. Cause you know, rail runs the after hours.
30:55 Speaker 03 I know.
30:55 Bunnie XO? And it just scares me.
30:56 Speaker 03 I've been to after hours on Murphy's Road Pike.
30:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
30:59 Speaker 03 Scary. One and done. Yeah, I almost got taken.
31:02 Bunnie XO? Wow.
31:02 Speaker 03 Our security now that we have sometimes, he literally saved my life.
31:06 Bunnie XO? Hmm.
31:07 Speaker 03 This like dude, this car full of like four dudes, four or five dudes. They tried to get me in the car with them. They were trying to give me zans and stuff and they were trying to get me in there to like suck them all off.
31:17 Bunnie XO? Oh, my God.
31:18 Speaker 03 Yeah.
31:18 Bunnie XO? Not the, not the group activity.
31:20 Speaker 03 Our security saw it, pulled up his car. He's like, Haley, get in. I get in his car. We went to Waffle House.
31:26 Bunnie XO? Oh.
31:28 Speaker 02 Man, you end up in some weird situations. The other night after we left the bar, she texts me at like four o'clock in the morning and was like, I'm at some Airbnb. Here's a video of me. I said, Haley, that's how you get drugged.
31:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
31:38 Speaker 02 And she was like, I didn't get home till nine 30 in the morning.
31:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
31:40 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
31:40 Speaker 03 Good times.
31:41 Bunnie XO? And she said the people she was with were like, it's not even late.
31:44 Speaker 03 Yeah.
31:44 Bunnie XO? I like, that's how you know they're on drugs. When at nine AM, they're like, it's not even late.
31:49 Speaker 02 Oh, man, I was, I was yawning at the bar. I was like, man, I would really love some Raking Canes right now.
31:55 Bunnie XO? All right. Well. Love you guys. Shmella you later.
32:00 Speaker 03 Bye.
32:01 Speaker 02 Go play with some cows.
32:02 Speaker 03 Bye.
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