Ask, Tell, Confess: Pepper Spray Puss

Bunnie Xo and the Coven are back with another unfiltered Ask, Tell, Confess—and this one gets wild. From chaotic dating stories to jaw-dropping confessions, nothing is off limits. One listener shares a pepper spray situation that somehow turns into a hookup, while Hailee recounts her own accidental pepper spray incident at a hookah bar that had everyone shook. The group dives into secrets about relationships, honesty, and addiction, reacting in real time to some of the most shocking submissions yet. If you love messy, real, and completely unfiltered conversations—this episode delivers. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:01Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:17Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome to another Ask, Tell, uh...

• 0:37Bunnie XO?

  That actually hurts my fucking chin to try to, my five chins right now.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  You poor thing.

• 0:44Bunnie XO?

  It's self inflicted, so I can't feel sorry for myself, but... And I also can't open my mouth as big. I noticed in this week's, last week's episode, when I talk, I kinda have like a, you know, cuz I can't open my mouth as much to talk.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  You're like, you were like stiff.

• 1:00Bunnie XO?

  It's like my teeth are dragging when I'm trying to talk.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Long in the tooth?

• 1:03Speaker 02

  Smiled with her bottom mouth?

• 1:04Bunnie XO?

  Ah, and she smiled with her bottom tooth. Oh god, that felt so weird. What a weird sensation. Um, well, welcome back. How's everybody doing?

• 1:18Speaker 01

  We're doing.

• 1:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. For the past 10 years on my Instagram, that's how Ask, Tell, Confess was created, was I literally have always put up a question box and had people submit their like, you know, their asks, their tells, or their confesses. And I started doing this like 10 years ago, and then we decided to make it a clip on the podcast.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was like every Sunday, I looked forward to this series on your stories. It was so wild what people were willing to tell you, but looking back now that I do it on my stories, do you feel the same that, do you think people genuinely don't know that you can see who submits it?

• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm not sure, because some of the shit that people submit out, or they just feel safe, and they don't care, they know we're not gonna like out them, you know? Like, the other day I put something up and this person, I didn't even realize it before I put it up, cuz I was like, oh wait, I can't keep that up, that could become a fucking headline. Um, admitted that like this big, I don't even know what to call, can we bleep this?

• 2:21Bunnie XO?

  Dude who invented, who, who did-

• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  His wife, they submitted a tell and it was them saying, you know,

• 2:35Bunnie XO?

  led me on and told me that he wasn't married and he lied to me or something like that. And so I had put that up and I was like, well, this sounds like a conversation you need to have with his wife. Cause I was like sticking up for her, but at the same time I was like, oh, fuck. I sometimes I forget where we are in life and I was like, God, that could create so many problems. So I just took And who knows if that's true because we know now. Right. Exactly. And I hate that we have to doubt people and their stories, but it's like, what's being done to us right now is like, True. You know, you never know, and people need cold, hard facts, but unfortunately people don't need cold, hard facts to believe things. They believe little excerpts of life. It's insane to me.

• 3:19Bunnie XO?

  But yeah, so we, I've done Ask Tell Confess for the past 10 years. We've had some of the craziest confessions. And so this week we brought it back old school and we asked Instagram, you know, to ask, tell and confess. And you guys fucking delivered. I have so many. So many. Yeah, they're kind of like, you know, some are short, some are long. So we'll try to get through as many as we can, but let's dive in and let's get into it. You want to kick it off memes?

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Okay. So, um, some people ended up DMing me their stories because they were long and I let them know like, hey, if you can't fit it in the question box, just DM me. And this person sent me this, I'm going to keep her anonymous. It says, I have a confession. I dated a guy years ago that lost a Superbowl bet and got pepper sprayed with police grade mace. Well, later that night he was going down on me and a few minutes in my little lady was burning, literally on fire. I started to freak out. The thought of the mace lingering in his skin and then transferring to me had never even crossed my mind until it was too late. Thankfully my girl made a full recovery and my taste in men has gotten slightly better, but I was pretty worried there for the first couple of days.

• 4:32Bunnie XO?

  She got pepper spray in her puss?

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:35Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  Pepper spray puss is like one of the worst.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Can that be the title of this asshole confes?

• 4:40Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 4:42Bunnie XO?

  Like, how on earth do you even get that out of your vagina?

• 4:47Speaker 01

  I can't imagine because like, isn't it like an oil?

• 4:50Bunnie XO?

  And it soaks into your skin and like, it's supposed to like not come off for like a long time.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  That's horrific.

• 4:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  That's really.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  I've only been pepper sprayed like once, not direct.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Haley, what the fuck?

• 5:03Bunnie XO?

  Wait, what?

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Not directly. I was at a hookah bar. This is like 2016.

• 5:07Speaker 01

  That checks.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  And it was the like room next to us, but there was a window into the room I was in. And I started, I was always like the DJ in the, the room that everyone would be.

• 5:20Bunnie XO?

  What kind of fucking hookah bar is this?

• 5:24Speaker 02

  It's no longer there anymore, but I was on the aux all the time. Like I just had the aux. I wasn't like DJ chill.

• 5:30Bunnie XO?

  Right, right. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. That makes it worse.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  Aux.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  No, no one ever like knew it was me and I would love when people would be like, this is a fire ass song. I'd be in the corner like, ah, that's me. But anyway, I was playing music and then I started coughing. And I was like, this is embarrassing. Like I feel like I'm choking and no one else was coughing. And like, you know, when you're like really like choking and you're like, you're trying to be cool.

• 5:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:57Bunnie XO?

  You keep swallowing, drinking water.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  Trying to do that, just keep trying to like chug water and stuff. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Then I noticed someone across the room started coughing. And then someone else started coughing. I was like, what's going on? I was like, okay, it's not just me. And then all of a sudden like someone ran in and said, everyone like get out like, and then like I went through that room and it was like for me to be gagging like a room away. Like, I couldn't imagine that in my vagina.

• 6:22Bunnie XO?

  Okay. The way my fucking OCD is set up, if I'm in a hookah bar smoking and I start coughing and then the person across from me starts coughing and then that person, we're ODing on Fentanyl.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  She said, I would have literally knocked me.

• 6:35Bunnie XO?

  I would have literally freaked the fuck out.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  I knew what that was back then. I just, I had no, I thought I was getting sick.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  So you didn't panic when you started coughing?

• 6:43Speaker 02

  I did.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  And then you saw other people coughing. You were like, what's?

• 6:47Speaker 02

  I did, but like, I didn't say anything out loud.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  She's too low. She can't make, she can't make a scene. Are you kidding me?

• 6:52Bunnie XO?

  But here's the thing, I love Haley. She, you know what my husband said the other day? I forgot what we were talking about, but I was like, yeah, we were talking about you and I forgot what it was. And I said, Haley is scared of her own shadow. She would never do something like that. He goes, can't tell what some of the places that she goes to.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  I used to go to, used to go to. I don't, I don't go there now.

• 7:14Bunnie XO?

  I forget what we were talking about. I'll have to ask him, but yeah, no, that would, that would send me into an absolute fucking frenzy.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Haley had a panic attack going to get her car fixed yesterday.

• 7:24Bunnie XO?

  Exactly.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  I had to call the mechanic to get the update because they weren't coming in. And he said, yeah, I discussed that with her. I said, okay, but I need, I need you to break it down for me. So he like gave me the whole.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  I just said, okay, thanks. I'll just sit here waiting.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  He said, she'll just sit and wait.

• 7:41Speaker 02

  I was fine waiting. I just don't like, I don't know.

• 7:44Speaker 01

  I'm gonna call and be like, hey, man, hurry the fuck up.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  No, cause like, what if that like, I don't know. I don't want to hurt their feelings.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  I text Haley, I said, I put a rush on it.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  I felt like my mom was like calling into the school to like, ask a teacher or something. And I was just like sitting there.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  I panicked. The mechanic was there and I'm like, I need you to speed this up.

• 8:02Bunnie XO?

  You've gotten so much better at that though. I feel like, remember when she used to not even order her own food? We'd have to order it for her.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  I've been like that since I was little though.

• 8:09Bunnie XO?

  Haley used to be like that too. And now she's way better.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  I couldn't imagine.

• 8:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Not me either. We didn't have that luxury of not being able to not be fucking grown men in our lives.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  We are the, we grew up to be grown men.

• 8:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Um, okay. This one is an, uh, I don't even know what this one is, but we'll just read it. When I was younger, I wait, oh, this is a tell. When I was younger, I waited tables at a nice restaurant and I waited on a super rude Canadian couple. They had a big dinner, baked stuffed lobsters that take over an hour to cook. They didn't leave a tip and then had the nerve to ask for a refill on their drink. So I sucked on their ice cubes and spit them back in their drinks. Sorry, not sorry. Basically don't be rude and nasty to people that handle your food and drinks.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  That was a confess.

• 8:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  That was a confessing.

• 9:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:01Speaker 01

  Oh, she just.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  So you don't get ice at places.

• 9:05Bunnie XO?

  You guys know how I feel about that shit. I'm sorry. I don't care how mad you are at somebody. Do not mess with people's food. It's so wrong. It is. It's like next level wrong, especially when you are in a position of having a responsibility to serve people. I get it. Like fuck them for not tipping you. They had lobster, all that jazz, but tipping is not required. You know, and when you sign up to be a waitress, because I was a waitress, I get it. When you sign up to be a waitress, you're gonna get some of those tables. So.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  And it's also not a cultural thing in other places.

• 9:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  Like even when we were in Europe. They don't tip there.

• 9:48Bunnie XO?

  Nope.

• 9:48Speaker 01

  Like, and they're like, yo, don't tip. Like, it's almost insulting, some people said. Like, I know not everyone feels like that in Europe, but some people are like, it's insulting. You feel like we can't survive off of what we have. And I'm like, oh my gosh.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Remember that was so weird for us not to tip everyone. Yeah.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Oh, I was like, is there not a tip option?

• 10:03Bunnie XO?

  I used to try to force it on them. I'd be like, can you?

• 10:06Speaker 02

  Take it. What's your cash app? They're like.

• 10:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they're like, absolutely not. But at the same time, you're gonna run into assholes in every sort of environment of work that you're in. You can't just. To me, that's kind of throwing a temper tantrum.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:21Bunnie XO?

  You know, and you, it's not okay.

• 10:24Speaker 01

  And mess with their food without them knowing.

• 10:26Bunnie XO?

  No, because you would never want that done to you.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:29Bunnie XO?

  You know, like if somebody did that to you, you would raise hell.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  But I don't get how people can be mean to like, people that make your food. Like, why are you, and in general too, like, why are you mean to them?

• 10:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah, I could never. And, and that's also a great point is like, when you go to a restaurant, don't be fucking rude. Be nice to people. Yeah, you can't. Because everybody, we're all going through some shit, man.

• 10:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't sing food back. I'll order something else.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  You know, I love the meme that shows like, there's like fucking 200 people on the, on the picture and each person is going through something and it describes what they're going through. Like, that is literally everyday life. You're walking past a person who. Is probably losing their father to cancer. Another person is failing a math class. Another person is having a breakdown because they're being bullied. You know, like you never know what people are going through. That is making them one rude and I'm not making excuses for dickheads because there just are some people who are entitled. But you also never know what somebody's going through on both ends of the spectrum as the server and as their customer.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  I remember someone asked if I miss doing hair and I said, I miss hair. I don't miss being a hairstylist because that point exactly. Imagine going into work every day and you have to ride an emotional roller coaster every single day. Because the first person who came in could be losing their dad, but the next one could have gotten engaged. And you have to have sorrow for the first person and you have to be just as excited for the second person with their engagement. And you can't bleed one appointment on to the next because that's not fair.

• 12:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  So you have to.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  That how it happens so much with me.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  You have to literally ride that emotional roller coaster every single day.

• 12:06Speaker 02

  And mine was like, you had at least like a few hours to each person. Mine was every forty five minutes. It would be a mood switch. So like I would come home and I would be more mentally exhausted than I was like physically exhausted. And it's just, it's, it's a lot. You're a therapist, literally.

• 12:22Bunnie XO?

  No, that's I, I, I got my nail license, which I think that part didn't even make it in the book. But I got my nail license and I started doing nails at a salon and I hated it.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:31Bunnie XO?

  All the women wanted to do was gossip and I just couldn't. By the third client, I was just like, I don't fucking care what you have to say. I don't want to talk about it, you know?

• 12:43Speaker 01

  And then you gotta like sit next to someone who tells the same story all day long. Because if they're excited about something in their life.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  Mine was sad because like everyone would apologize. Like as soon as they sat in my seat, they would apologize for like, oh, sorry, my skin looks so bad. I was so sorry. I have such, such like dark circles. Like it was very negative about appearances and that would literally bleed on to me. Like that would make me look at myself more and stuff like. Everyone always apologized first and I'd always have to tell them like, girl, I don't even see anything like you're perfect. Cause it would be.

• 13:14Bunnie XO?

  You do that with me too. And I'm like, shut up. I'm looking at it right now.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  I don't see at all. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like you're fine, but it's like people that see themselves, you see yourself every day and other people don't.

• 13:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  So.

• 13:27Bunnie XO?

  We are our worst critics too.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  All right, go ahead. Hey. Okay. Um, I don't have the same following as you guys. So I maybe have like two.

• 13:36Bunnie XO?

  You're fine.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  I have a, I have a whole different following, but one girl that I'd like to remain anonymous and you'll know why. When I first got my period at 11, I was terrified to use a tampon. My flow was so heavy, I finally had to, so I did and then got in the shower. A few minutes later, I'm bleeding everywhere and panicking. I run to my mom and she asked which hole I put it in. I said, the second one. She looked horrified. Next thing I know, I'm knees to chest on the bathroom floor while she's laughing. Turns out I put it in my ass.

• 14:11Speaker 01

  Are you fucking kidding me?

• 14:21Speaker 02

  The quietness is killing me right now.

• 14:24Bunnie XO?

  Okay. She put a tampon up her ass?

• 14:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was 11.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  I feel so bad that her mom didn't walk her through her first tampon.

• 14:32Speaker 02

  Like she didn't give her the book? You know that white book with the girls and like the towels on it?

• 14:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  How to take care of you kind of book?

• 14:39Bunnie XO?

  That or, or even like dude, you can't hand a kid a tampon and then.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  At that age.

• 14:45Bunnie XO?

  So the first time I put a tampon in, I didn't put it up my ass, but I put the entire cartridge.

• 14:54Bunnie XO?

  I put the entire, and I was like, this hurts. My girlfriends were like, why does it hurt so bad? And I was like, I just put it all in. They're like, no, you have to do it. And then they taught me how to do it, but like moms, please teach your kids how to put tampons in.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  Also, why are we putting tampons in so early?

• 15:08Bunnie XO?

  At 11? Yeah, that's crazy.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  Like, that's kind of crazy to like, expect your daughter to know what to, yeah.

• 15:16Speaker 02

  I think I started with pads for a while.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  But you know.

• 15:18Speaker 02

  It took me a while to get in tampons.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  You know what I learned though? Um, tampon, or just so parents know this, tampons can actually, no, they can actually, um, pop your cherry. Oh.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  Didn't know that. I, I do know they're toxic. All of them, even the organic ones.

• 15:33Bunnie XO?

  I don't even wear tampons now. I won't wear them. And I only wore them for, you know.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I switched to period underwear because of you and. I have noticed the past two periods have been shorter because I have done the period, just like free bleeding, like it, sorry, hi me.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  I have sisters, so I know.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Raised by. Yeah, like I've noticed a different, like I don't cramp as bad and it's not as long. And I'm like, I wonder if that's from using tampons.

• 15:59Bunnie XO?

  All the ingredients that are in tampons, the tampons are so bad for you. They make your, they make you cramp way worse and they also extend your periods.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. I love my period underwear.

• 16:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, they're the best.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  The Ray, Rail brand, I don't know.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  I don't know, I got mine on Amazon.

• 16:17Bunnie XO?

  I love it.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  You, you changed my life with those.

• 16:19Bunnie XO?

  Turn around and walk around fat and sassy in my little fucking free bleeding panties.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:24Bunnie XO?

  It's a sight to see.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  My little like, dainty.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Do you think, do you think guys would, if we were bleeding once a month, like y'all, do you think we'd take care of it or just kind of like not care like we do about everything?

• 16:34Bunnie XO?

  You would not care. Maybe some nasty hoes. They would be nasty little crab buckets.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  It'll be like little piles everywhere.

• 16:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:43Bunnie XO?

  You guys would be trying to wipe it off with toilet paper.

• 16:45Speaker 01

  Oh God, dabbing it.

• 16:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah, I don't think men would, could handle having periods. Look what happened when we did the period cramp simulator.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  Can we bring that back?

• 16:55Speaker 01

  Dude, we never, you know, you never posted part two?

• 16:57Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I didn't?

• 16:58Speaker 01

  No, and it's.

• 16:59Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Part two is so funny.

• 17:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh, we gotta post it.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 17:03Bunnie XO?

  Where is it?

• 17:03Speaker 02

  Send it to me.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  I'll, I'll find it tonight and send it to you.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  That was the funniest thing we've ever done.

• 17:08Bunnie XO?

  Oh wait, did, did I skip over you or you want to go?

• 17:10Speaker 01

  I'll go after you, go ahead.

• 17:11Bunnie XO?

  Okay, okay. Porn daddy and girl, opening the door butt naked at the resort.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  What?

• 17:17Bunnie XO?

  I worked at a resort, I was doing night audit, which means I was closing the previous day and opening up the new day for the following morning. At midnight, I was working on closing the previous day rooms. I had to post all movies to the accounts for the according rooms. You can always tell who is watching regular movies, family movies, horror, action, romance, and who's watching porn. There was one room that had charged six porn movies to their room. They watched the whole porn show they ordered for everyone. I can also tell that from my side. Clearly, they were going at it. As I'm closing out, the room calls downstairs asking for lotion and a toothbrush. Lotion, fine, toothbrush? Hoping the toothbrush had nothing to do with any type of foreplay, but hey, to each their own.

• 18:03Bunnie XO?

  I was trying to figure out the best way to get the toothbrush and the lotion to the room because I'm a small petite woman, working a night shift on her own. Plus, I didn't feel like potentially getting traumatized by whatever is happening up there. I tried to convince him, saying, "I have the items ready at the front desk for pickup." He said he couldn't leave the room at the moment, wouldn't say why, even though I knew exactly why, as the last video purchase was approximately 30 seconds ago. I told him I couldn't leave the front desk unattended. He still insisted he couldn't come down. I then said, "Okay, I'll bring it up quickly." As I approached the hallway from the elevator, I could hear weird noises. Immediately, I knew, as I got closer to the room that called down for the lotion and

• 18:46Bunnie XO?

  the toothbrush, I tried to figure out how to get out of this, but there was no good way. I knocked on the door, called out, "It's the front office." A man answered the door, smiling, butt naked, boner and all. He was sweaty and winked at me. I had no idea what to do, because everywhere you looked was traumatizing. Girl on her knees with cum on her face.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 19:09Bunnie XO?

  Girl on the bed, ass facing the door, fully naked, cooter and butthole burnt into the eyes. He said, "Thanks," with a smile and a wink, and shut the door. I turned and asked myself, "What the fuck is the toothbrush for?" I got down to the front desk and went to the log request for the lotion and toothbrush for this room and inventory. He had previously asked for seven lotions, three toothbrushes, prior to the phone call with me that night, all for the same evening. R.I.P. to any girl that was foreplay for.

• 19:45Speaker 01

  What the?

• 19:48Bunnie XO?

  They were probably doing drugs. That's why they were using the toothbrush for something.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  What's the toothbrush for?

• 19:53Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 19:53Speaker 03

  No floss?

• 19:56Speaker 03

  Just the toothbrush?

• 19:58Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. That's just my guess. Like, what?

• 20:00Speaker 02

  I feel like it's going in him.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Oh, maybe he liked a little.

• 20:05Speaker 02

  Why would you need four of them?

• 20:08Speaker 01

  You can throw them out after you're done.

• 20:10Bunnie XO?

  Put them together.

• 20:13Bunnie XO?

  All four of them?

• 20:14Speaker 01

  I don't, oh.

• 20:15Bunnie XO?

  Up the whole, up the old keister?

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Which end?

• 20:20Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I don't know.

• 20:22Speaker 01

  Like every other toothbrush is upside down?

• 20:27Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I got a toothbrush stuck in my throat one time and it was fucked up.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Funny, what the hell?

• 20:33Bunnie XO?

  We were throwing a ditch party at my house and my friend Steve, Steve Kirsch, shout out to old Hershey Kirsch if he ever listens to this. Um, fucking him and I think him and Tasha were hooking up. What?

• 20:48Speaker 01

  What a horrible nickname. Hershey Kirsch is insane.

• 20:56Bunnie XO?

  Fucking, I've always nicknamed everybody dude. I think I called his brother Rich Hershey Kirsch because he used to shit all the time or had skin marks or something. I don't know. I'll have to call Rich while we're online one day.

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  Um, anyways, I think him and Tasha were hooking up in my parents' bed. And I went in the room because I was like, I was trying to go to sleep and I was like, wait, I need to get something like my toothbrush or something. I don't know what I was doing in my parents' room. And fucking, I was brushing my teeth and Steve came up behind me and pushed me on the bed like joking around. And when I went, I hit the bed and the, the toothbrush went straight in the back of my throat. I had to reach and pull it out of the back of my throat. My throat was bleeding. Deep throat at a toothbrush. Didn't even mean to.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  That's a Final Destination scene.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, that is terrifying.

• 21:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Wait, I have a confession about that.

• 21:46Bunnie XO?

  A toothbrush?

• 21:47Speaker 01

  About going to the back of the throat.

• 21:49Bunnie XO?

  Oh no, a toothbrush going to the back of the throat?

• 21:51Speaker 01

  This says, how a blowjob sent me to the ER.

• 21:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh my gosh.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  When I was in a university, I had a boyfriend and we were spending one of the nights together at his parents' house. When I started to go down on him, he started to push my head down and all of a sudden I felt a pop. Then I felt something dangling in the back of my throat and I couldn't swallow.

• 22:14Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  I went to the bathroom and noticed that my mouth was filled with blood. I tried seeing what was bleeding, but I couldn't tell. He brought me to the ER. Thank God I'm in Canada because this would have been mortifying to pay for. About three weeks prior, I had strep throat and had taken a round of antibiotics. Turned out that it had caused a hematoma in the back of my throat. And when my boyfriend's dick pushed up against it, it bursted in my mouth.

• 22:40Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my god.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  The doctor then had to remove it.

• 22:44Bunnie XO?

  What the fuck is a hematoma?

• 22:45Speaker 01

  She sent a picture.

• 22:46Bunnie XO?

  A blood blister. Yeah. That's rough.

• 22:50Speaker 01

  I don't want to fucking see it.

• 22:52Bunnie XO?

  I don't want to see it either. Don't show it to me. I will fucking throw up.

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  I don't want to fucking see that.

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  I don't want to see it. Don't care.

• 23:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 23:00Bunnie XO?

  Nope. I mean, I care. I don't care to see the picture, though.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:05Bunnie XO?

  All right. Well, that was spicy.

• 23:07Speaker 01

  Interesting.

• 23:08Bunnie XO?

  Let's read a couple more. I have like quick ones, too.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Another anonymous, um, I met a guy online who claimed he was separated from his wife. After hooking up with him and a few times, it became apparent he was cheating on his wife. He owned a business in which he cleaned commercial range hoods. So I went to a gay dating site and made a fake profile with his information and his picture, saying he wasn't out yet, but was looking for guys and included his phone number, saying when calling to say they were looking to get their hoods cleaned.

• 23:43Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking funny.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  That's a good karma.

• 23:46Bunnie XO?

  That's funny.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  That's great karma.

• 23:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I love that.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  That is funny.

• 23:49Bunnie XO?

  That's classy.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  That was, that was good. It's like such an inconvenience. It's not like gonna ruin his life, but it's such an inconvenience.

• 23:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I wonder if anyone ever called and he like showed up and was like, whoa. What is happening?

• 24:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. Butt naked, asking for toothbrushes?

• 24:07Bunnie XO?

  Butt plugs and shit, just in a backpack. That's funny.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  That is great.

• 24:12Bunnie XO?

  All right, I got some, I got a couple right here. In love with hubby's best friend, who I grew up with, he introduced us 10 years later and regret it all.

• 24:24Bunnie XO?

  So I'm guessing she probably hooked up with the hubby's best friend? Or is she saying 10 years later? I'm confused.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  No, her, because it's her best friend. Wait.

• 24:35Bunnie XO?

  It's hubby's best friend.

• 24:35Speaker 01

  It's hubby's best friend.

• 24:37Bunnie XO?

  He introduced us.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  It's been 10 years.

• 24:39Bunnie XO?

  10 years later, regret at all? Do you regret the relationship with your husband? Or did you mess around with the best friend?

• 24:45Speaker 01

  More context.

• 24:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we need more context. You're gonna have to DM us that.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  It seems like after 10, she regrets. That's what it seems like. Because she said she grew up with him, but she's in love with him. And the 10 years passed and she regrets it. That's what, how I understood it.

• 25:00Bunnie XO?

  Well, she said it's hubby's best friend who I grew up with. Okay, gotcha.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:05Bunnie XO?

  So maybe she's thinking she should have married him instead.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:08Bunnie XO?

  Okay, gotcha. Um, I just found out my boyfriend of three years has a porn addiction and is talking to people on chat rooms. But we haven't had sex or anything in 100 plus days. Help.

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I think you know your answer, sister.

• 25:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:25Bunnie XO?

  It's like, what are you willing to put up with? What is your final straw of saying like, hey, I can't do this anymore?

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:35Bunnie XO?

  And trying to compete with a porn addiction is you're never gonna win.

• 25:39Speaker 01

  No.

• 25:40Bunnie XO?

  There's no way.

• 25:41Speaker 01

  An understanding they need to have. It feels like there's not a lot of communication there.

• 25:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no communication. And he's in chat rooms. The chat rooms, like, girl.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  He has a porn addiction, but not having sex with you, that doesn't add up.

• 25:55Bunnie XO?

  It does. No, there's a lot of men who have porn addictions who will not have sex with their significant others because

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Fantasy.

• 26:00Bunnie XO?

  It's easier to just whack off than to, you know, relate to another human or engage with another human.

• 26:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:10Bunnie XO?

  I don't know, sister. That's a, that's a hard one. You're probably gonna need to, one, speak up.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 26:15Bunnie XO?

  Tell and set boundaries. And if he crosses those boundaries, which he probably will, because you can't just get over a porn addiction like that. You have to really want to get over it. And if you're giving him an ultimatum to get over it, it's not him really wanting to fix himself. So, um, you know, set your boundaries and then If he crosses that boundary and gets caught, then you, you, whatever the consequences that you told him it would be, you need to follow through with that.

• 26:41Speaker 01

  I also feel like people use the word porn addiction like so loosely. They apply it to literally anything. I've had like coworkers in the past be like, my husband's addicted. And they'll be like, yeah, he watched it like one time this week. And I'm like,

• 26:55Speaker 01

  I feel like there's a difference in porn addiction.

• 26:57Bunnie XO?

  Right. Like, what is it called? Uh, when they're in the, remember I wanted to cover it on the podcast. What is that called? Where they're literally just whacking off all day in the room?

• 27:08Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 27:08Bunnie XO?

  You know what I'm talking about? What I consider a porn addiction.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Yes. Like you literally can't do anything else. Like, cause there's literally porn addiction people who are like doing it at work and like, hiding in closets, doing this kind of shit. But like if your husband whacked off.

• 27:24Bunnie XO?

  Once a week, then fuck. Yeah.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  Like.

• 27:27Bunnie XO?

  You're doing great. Husband's only watching porn one time, which I don't, I don't know. I don't really have a problem with porn. I think everybody watches it. And I know that some people are like, well, it's against the Bible. I don't, I don't, you know, like, I don't know enough about that to even, comment on that. But, um, you know, growing up in the industry, if you have a man that's only watching porn one time, that's your really, you're doing great.

• 27:55Speaker 01

  You're doing great, sweetie. Yeah. I even, I remember her when I, when she said it was like one time that week. I was like, I probably, my faith probably showed it all. I was like, kind of like,

• 28:06Speaker 01

  that's what you're worried about? Bigger.

• 28:08Bunnie XO?

  Watch it with them. If he's watching it once a week, watch it with them.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. Make it part of your routine.

• 28:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Have fun with it or you know, like, I don't know. Haley, would you let a dude watch your little spicy eighties pornos with you?

• 28:22Bunnie XO?

  If you wanted to.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  What if he was really into the same kind of?

• 28:24Speaker 02

  I don't know. Cause you guys know I'm traumatized by a guy watching porn next to me when I was asleep.

• 28:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, but he was hiding. Yeah. I meant like, it was like part of your guys' like, I've never done that. So I don't know.

• 28:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Would you be open to it?

• 28:38Speaker 02

  No, cause I feel like that's my thing.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like, how cool that you could share it with someone else.

• 28:45Bunnie XO?

  She's like, I like to nestle in and watch eighties Bush. Leave me alone.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, by myself.

• 28:50Bunnie XO?

  All right, let's get through some of these because I have so many of them. My mom died six months ago. She took to the grave a five year affair that my, and that my dad's not my bio dad.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  No.

• 29:03Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking hurtful.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  That's really sad.

• 29:06Bunnie XO?

  I don't like when parents do stuff like that, man. Like you have to, have to, have to tell your kids where they came from, even if it kills you, even if you're embarrassed, even if the circumstances are not great, you still need to tell your child where they come from because if not, they're gonna find out.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  Well, that and like any health problems too, I feel like.

• 29:33Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Yeah. I mean, but just, it's traumatic to not know who your other parent is, you know?

• 29:38Speaker 01

  My friend, she did the, the DNA swab and found out she's the youngest. So the two older were the parents, which means the mom had the affair with the last child and she found out in her twenties.

• 29:51Bunnie XO?

  One time a dude titty fucked me, then cleaned me up with Clorox wipes.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  I choked on my spit. Not the Clorox wipes?

• 30:00Speaker 03

  Bleach?

• 30:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  That's wild to just like bleach someone down.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Didn't have a regular towel?

• 30:07Bunnie XO?

  At least it wasn't pepper spray.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 30:10Bunnie XO?

  Maybe he thought they were baby wipes.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Okay, could be.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  He said, it says bleach.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  You can smell the difference.

• 30:22Speaker 01

  Who just laid there and let him clean her up?

• 30:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like you're fucking, like you're getting your diaper changed. What the hell?

• 30:29Speaker 01

  Wipe to come off you.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  I would not want a man to wipe me.

• 30:32Bunnie XO?

  Not me either. That would feel so weird.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  Get icked out?

• 30:38Bunnie XO?

  That would be a little weird. I mean, I've had dudes do it to me before, but like that I'm in long-term relationships with.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  But a wipe? Throw a towel on me. Like I will clean myself up.

• 30:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I usually am the one who's going to get the towel to clean up because I just, I can't lay there and all that, you know?

• 30:56Bunnie XO?

  How should I deal with my mom hating my partner? Everyone else in my life accepts him. Why does she hate him?

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, we need more context.

• 31:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:06Speaker 02

  Why she hates him?

• 31:07Bunnie XO?

  We would need to know why. I mean, like, is she being mean? Is she being jealous? Or is she coming from a standpoint of like, this dude's not good for you? And I can see right through him because I am, I'm that person who never likes anybody. And just can see right through him. Yeah, every dude that she brings around.

• 31:24Speaker 02

  You've never, I don't think you've ever liked any dude I've brought around.

• 31:28Bunnie XO?

  And but look how they've all turned out.

• 31:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:30Bunnie XO?

  Hate them all.

• 31:32Bunnie XO?

  Poor, poor Ellie.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  It's all right.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  I do feel like moms, like, I, you know, growing up, I never could understand my mom. I'm like, always, if I wanted to make like a career change or do something dramatic in life, it was always like, here's all the negative stuff. But really, that's the equivalent after like, me doing something dangerous on a playground and her saying, be careful. It's just the adult version of someone saying, be careful.

• 31:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:53Speaker 01

  That's it. So maybe she's just doing it out of love.

• 31:56Bunnie XO?

  I got pregnant by a threesome with my man at the time and my best friend.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  Wait, two dudes, one girl, two girls, one guy?

• 32:07Bunnie XO?

  I'm assuming, yeah.

• 32:09Speaker 01

  Oh, so it's a.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  I mean, get a paternity test.

• 32:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I mean, at least you guys were, it was all consensual. So you can't say that you were cheating.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  At least it's either A or B.

• 32:18Bunnie XO?

  Right. Right.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  You don't got other letters.

• 32:23Bunnie XO?

  Right, exactly. Via ancestry test, found out my sixty year old aunt is not my grandpa's daughter.

• 32:34Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. That's more families that are just not fucking, that's traumatic. You're inflicting trauma on your children by not being honest about where they came from. And then them having to find out from another.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  The hard way.

• 32:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  Her family, my friend's family disowned her. Cause she brought the family secret to light.

• 32:54Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  On the family.

• 32:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, literally. I'm like, that's y'all's motherfucking problem.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Hmm. No.

• 33:05Speaker 01

  So sad.

• 33:05Bunnie XO?

  I've lied about my body count.

• 33:09Bunnie XO?

  Last one.

• 33:11Bunnie XO?

  I've lied about my body count. I've done group stuff before, tested clean. I'm just ashamed.

• 33:18Speaker 01

  Ashamed. Don't be ashamed.

• 33:20Bunnie XO?

  Don't be ashamed, mama. We've all been, we're all retired hoes. Yeah. I just got a hat that says that.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 33:28Bunnie XO?

  Retired hoe.

• 33:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All right. Well, those were good. I have pages more of those.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  I have so many.

• 33:36Bunnie XO?

  We'll save them for next week. Let's do them next week.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  Let's do them next week.

• 33:39Bunnie XO?

  All right, you guys, if you don't follow my Instagram, it's X O M G. It's Bunny.

• 33:45Bunnie XO?

  Mimi says, you changed yours.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's Mimi S dot sixteen twenty.

• 33:49Bunnie XO?

  And Haley?

• 33:50Speaker 02

  Make up by Haley.

• 33:52Bunnie XO?

  Jaime?

• 33:54Speaker 03

  Jaime P O V.

• 33:57Bunnie XO?

  Why don't you spell that out for them?

• 33:58Speaker 03

  Uh, J A I M E P O V.

• 34:01Bunnie XO?

  Perfect.

• 34:02Speaker 01

  Jason, put them on the screen.

• 34:03Bunnie XO?

  Every Sunday, we will put our little thing up and you can be a part of Ask Tell Confess, because these were fun. I had a blast.

• 34:10Speaker 01

  These were great.

• 34:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, these were great.

• 34:11Speaker 01

  Come harder with me next time. That sounded really bad. Go to hers and give her like the razzle dazzle.

• 34:18Bunnie XO?

  Go to Haley's this week. Um, give her the good ones. Give me the really good ones. Give Haley the kind of good ones.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, give me something.

• 34:24Bunnie XO?

  Perfect. All right. Love you guys. See you later. Bye.