Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: I Ghosted the Panty Pimp About this episode Meme kicks off this week's Ask, Tell, Confess with some ancient pyramid lore, and then it gets even weirder real fast. We hear a white trash love story (wiffle ball bat included), a surprise air dump mid-romp, a confession of ghosting a wannabe panty pimp. Plus, Bunnie's cam girl hacks, freaky fetishes, and a cautionary tale about rogue needles in the butt.
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1:18 Bunnie XO? Hello friends, welcome to Ask Tell Convent.
1:32 Speaker 02 Good one.
1:33 Bunnie XO? That's a good one. Very subtle.
1:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, very gentle.
1:36 Bunnie XO? I have cramps right now, so I didn't feel like giving it my all.
1:38 Speaker 02 I feel that.
1:40 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
1:41 Speaker 02 Right.
1:41 Bunnie XO? I might pop an ovary right now if I fucking push a little too hard, so.
1:45 Speaker 02 Let's not do that.
1:46 Bunnie XO? Yeah. How's everybody doing? How you doing? Who you doing?
1:49 Speaker 02 Ailey.
1:52 Speaker 03 You have to start telling me what you're gonna wear before you come.
1:55 Speaker 02 You should know, it's always gonna be camera.
1:57 Bunnie XO? She does that to me too, though. She showed up at my house in the same fucking outfit.
2:01 Speaker 03 You guys had that same outfit all one day.
2:03 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
2:05 Speaker 03 I don't know if you guys can see us right now.
2:06 Bunnie XO? Bitch stole my look.
2:07 Speaker 02 Yeah. We're just heads.
2:10 Bunnie XO? Mimi's wearing jeans today, though. You wanna stand up and show everybody a little... Her butt is smaller than mine now, guys.
2:16 Speaker 03 I don't.
2:17 Bunnie XO? It is. Tiny little tuchus.
2:20 Speaker 02 No.
2:20 Bunnie XO? You got a tiny tuchus.
2:21 Speaker 03 Ah, do I?
2:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah. You do. Tiny tuchus.
2:28 Bunnie XO? I like it. That's a porn star name.
2:29 Speaker 03 Tiny tuchus?
2:32 Bunnie XO? Tiny tuchus.
2:33 Speaker 03 I like it. I would click on it.
2:35 Bunnie XO? Alright, who's gonna pop this off?
2:37 Speaker 03 Wait, can we talk about... I don't remember.
2:39 Bunnie XO? Talk about what?
2:40 Speaker 03 Did you guys see what happened with the pyramids?
2:43 Bunnie XO? No.
2:43 Speaker 02 Like, in Egypt?
2:44 Speaker 03 The Egyptian pyramids. I'm only bringing this up because this is coming out next week, being this is current event. Did you guys know that they did like, sound waves? Like, cuz you, you know, you can do a sound wave and tell what like, the shape of a building is and stuff like that, under the middle...
2:59 Speaker 02 Don't tell me it keeps going down.
3:01 Speaker 03 Bro, it's bigger than the pyramid on top.
3:05 Bunnie XO? Wait, repeat that, I couldn't comprehend.
3:06 Speaker 03 They did sound waves on the middle pyramid, like, the biggest one.
3:10 Bunnie XO? Right.
3:11 Speaker 03 And they found out that it goes underneath the ground, further than the size of it on top. There is caverns.
3:18 Speaker 02 Those photos are real.
3:20 Bunnie XO? So that just means that there's an underground world under there?
3:23 Speaker 03 Pretty much, so... This...
3:28 Speaker 03 Is like, in the archaeology... I love like, archaeology TikTok, that's like, one of my favorite things. And they have found that with the scans, it's basically five tunnels.
3:41 Speaker 03 Can you like, hit it real quick, sorry?
3:45 Speaker 03 Um, five separate tunnels underneath. What is happening?
3:52 Speaker 02 I've seen those photos where it kind of looks like it's like the Pentagon or not the Pentagon. What is that? Building in Washington that's like.
4:02 Speaker 02 You know what I'm talking about?
4:04 Bunnie XO? Nope.
4:04 Speaker 02 Top of it's like a pyramid, but then it's just like a straight up and down thing. Washington mommy monument?
4:12 Bunnie XO? I don't know. I'm so bad with.
4:14 Speaker 02 Well, it basically showed that was underground. It almost looked like the pyramids were like covered in sand all the way up until the tip.
4:21 Bunnie XO? Right.
4:22 Speaker 02 Right. Show the top or it could just be underground, but.
4:25 Bunnie XO? I'm sure the pyramids fucking have some crazy shit going on.
4:28 Speaker 03 Technical difficulties.
4:29 Bunnie XO? I would think if you think about it, like all pyramids have like some mystical shit around them. Like even the Luxor in Vegas is sinking. Like and they that casino has more suicides in it than any other casino.
4:42 Speaker 02 Really?
4:42 Bunnie XO? People literally.
4:43 Speaker 02 It's sinking?
4:44 Bunnie XO? It's sinking. Oh yeah. It's literally like this, right? It's like that. It's sinking in Vegas. Like and it's unheard of because. Shit doesn't sink in Vegas, you know, it's like a dry desert. But also on the inside. If you've ever been inside the Luxor, the rooms wrap around the entire casino. So it's open to the casino floor. So people jump to their death in the middle of the casino floor all the time.
5:11 Speaker 03 Are you kidding me?
5:12 Bunnie XO? No, no.
5:13 Speaker 03 It's terrifying.
5:14 Bunnie XO? They do it and they don't report it on the news.
5:16 Speaker 03 What? I mean, I know that there's like a like in Reno too. There's like certain bridges and stuff. They had to be super careful because like people just go out and. I mean, I didn't know that was.
5:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
5:27 Speaker 03 A thing.
5:28 Bunnie XO? My thing is is about bridges. How do you die jumping off a bridge? Like that's a legit question. Oh, because it's so high.
5:35 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's it's so the Golden Gate actually installed suicide prevention nets that catch people. Because so many people jumped off. There's only one person to survive jumping off the Golden Gate. Uh, it's the the momentum down. It's like hitting.
5:47 Bunnie XO? Concrete.
5:47 Speaker 03 Concrete, whether it's water or not, it's like hitting concrete.
5:50 Bunnie XO? Why would people want to die that way?
5:52 Speaker 03 You know, and that's like another thing.
5:54 Bunnie XO? That's not instant. Right? So you would literally suffer and drown to death?
5:58 Speaker 03 I think it's instant.
5:59 Speaker 02 I think it would be instant. It's almost just like jumping out of a building and hitting the ground.
6:03 Bunnie XO? Oh.
6:04 Speaker 04 So it's like your body ready shuts down knowing that it's gonna hit something. Like the Skyway Bridge in Florida is one of the tallest bridges and they have, people try to jump off of that. And the minute you hit that water, your bones shatter.
6:18 Bunnie XO? Yes. Well, I've heard of people having heart attacks like before they hit the ground because it's like they know that they're gonna die. So it scares them so much that they have a heart attack.
6:27 Speaker 03 Yeah.
6:27 Speaker 04 And just like when you wanna go like.
6:30 Bunnie XO? What a morbid fucking conversation.
6:31 Speaker 03 Wow, sorry guys. Sorry guys. I got a dark real deep, real quick.
6:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it's alright. Don't worry about it. Go ahead and do your thing.
6:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, the pyramids have five caverns down and then keeps going with poles all the way down. And they said like, it's unlike anything they've ever seen before in like, science.
6:53 Bunnie XO? Crazy.
6:54 Speaker 03 Yeah, I, I'm, I'm intrigued. I wanna know what's under there. Are there things? Is there treasures? Are there people?
7:00 Bunnie XO? There's bodies mummified for sure. They probably have like, like rulers who are like mummified. I love that stuff. I would love to go see that. When we do the Panty International Tour, are we going anywhere near pyramids?
7:11 Speaker 03 No.
7:12 Bunnie XO? Damn it.
7:14 Speaker 03 I don't think so.
7:16 Bunnie XO? All I know is we're about to see every goth cathedral that they have to offer on that side of the world. I can't wait.
7:22 Speaker 03 Can't wait. Um, I have one of the voicemails. I wonder, this one.
7:27 Bunnie XO? Kicking it off with a voicemail.
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9:06 Speaker 06 Good morning.
9:07 Speaker 05 Hello.
9:08 Speaker 06 It's Hillary Billery. I hope you guys are having a great day.
9:10 Speaker 05 I love Hillary.
9:11 Speaker 06 So really, this is a public service announcement and a confession all at once. Um, like 10, 15 years ago, it was the night before my husband's birthday and I had an abscess on my thigh and I thought that I could poke it and drain it myself rather than going to the hospital. So I grabbed a needle and I poked it and when I poked it, the abscess like sucked in the needle like it was a vortex. Um, needless to say, it was 1 o'clock in the morning and I had to go to the emergency
9:52 Speaker 06 room and tell them that I had a needle stuck in my butt cheek. And they, of course, questioned me and didn't quite understand. And yeah, well, it's very short. I ended up having to have surgery to remove the needle from my butt cheek because it had moved from my thigh to my butt cheek because, you know, it's a needle in flesh, right? And yeah, so that's my weird story. I hope you have a great day. Love you.
10:21 Bunnie XO? Okay, new fucking fear unlocked. I did not know if you got a needle stuck in your skin that it would move.
10:27 Speaker 03 Moves?
10:28 Bunnie XO? And look how fast it moved. She literally poked herself at one o'clock in the morning and went to the hospital and by that time it went from her side to her thigh.
10:35 Speaker 03 Her thigh to her butt cheek.
10:37 Bunnie XO? That's like, like that motherfucker was on the move.
10:41 Speaker 03 Crazy. Also, I don't think I could do that on my, I, I could never poke something like that myself. I mean, I don't.
10:49 Bunnie XO? I'm scared. I'm a pussy. I'm scared of like shit traveling to my brain. So there's no way.
10:53 Speaker 03 Pussie lip.
10:54 Bunnie XO? That's different. That's not a cyst with pus. That's my pussy lip, you know, like if it was pussy, then we'd have a problem.
11:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm not, okay, fun fact, just so everyone knows, like when you get stuff like that, like and you're squeezing and like fucking with it. I didn't know how easy it was to get staff that way. So Jason got, had this like little tiny pimple on his chest. He scratched it and like, he's a picker. So you know, he's kind of like popping it, popping it, popping it. It got fucking staff infection and it began to tunnel into his chest.
11:24 Bunnie XO? Oh, God.
11:25 Speaker 03 Yeah. So now he's got this ginormous scar because they had to take out the tunneling.
11:28 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:29 Speaker 03 So it's crazy. I had no idea. And like, that was even a thing.
11:33 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah. No, I, I've learned that, but I also learned that about teeth too. Like teeth are like connected. Each tooth is connected to a vein that goes like this one is connected to my heart. So the one that I had pulled out was connect, is connected to my heart, which explains why I always had heart palpitations, why my heart was always in arrhythmia. And since I've had it taken out, everything has calmed down. Like each tooth is connected to something in your body.
11:58 Speaker 03 What?
11:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like it's nuts. Yeah. And if you have an infection, like an infected tooth and they pull it out, it can travel to your brain and kill you, the infection. Yeah, that's why tooth infections are so scary. And some can travel to your heart and cause endocarditis and like, yeah, it's wild.
12:14 Speaker 03 Is that why you like, people get migraines a lot? Because it could actually be their teeth?
12:19 Bunnie XO? Teeth affect people's health so much that they don't even realize it. Like it's insanity.
12:27 Speaker 03 Wow.
12:28 Bunnie XO? You never knew.
12:28 Speaker 03 Go to the dentist.
12:30 Bunnie XO? Well, I shall go next. Hold on. Let me, let me get the bifocals on. Here we go. I've got three good ones.
12:41 Speaker 03 Show off.
12:42 Bunnie XO? Which one should I do?
12:46 Bunnie XO? Okay. Confession from Rindy. When I was in my addiction, I was trying to find ways to make money for, well, you know, I started talking to this guy who told me he would help me sell panties that I had worn to men for a hundred dollars a pop. But there was a catch. He would do the first one free, but after that, he wanted a BJ for each transaction he helped set up. But being the good girl I am, I got a sexy pair of panties, wore them real good, if you know what I mean, and met a stranger in the parking lot to sell my undies. He gave me a hundred dollars and off I went. Round two came and I knew I'd be getting a hundred dollars, but would also have to pay up. I made the transaction, pocketing another hundred dollars and ghosted the bastard who
13:31 Bunnie XO? thought I was going to give him head. As you should have.
13:34 Speaker 03 As you should.
13:35 Bunnie XO? As you should have. That dude was trying to pimp you out and then.
13:39 Speaker 03 Cut out the middleman.
13:40 Bunnie XO? Yeah, literally, like that dude got what he deserved.
13:43 Speaker 03 Absolutely.
13:44 Bunnie XO? I used to sell my panties. Yep.
13:47 Speaker 03 Why am I not surprised? I'm not, yeah, I didn't talk to him.
13:50 Bunnie XO? I used to sell my panties, but here's the shtick, okay? Cause you guys know I'm a hustler, but you guys also know that I'm very weird about giving my DNA away.
13:59 Speaker 03 Oh, my gosh.
14:00 Bunnie XO? I would never let somebody have my DNA so that they could create some fucking hex or spell on me and then fucking, I'm fucked, up shit's creek without a paddle. So they used to have this like fake cum that you could buy, like and make it look like you're squirting and it really is just fake cum. So I would literally take the panties, brand new panties and just pour the fake cum all in it and wad them all up like that and then vacuum seal them and sell them.
14:26 Speaker 03 So smart.
14:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:28 Speaker 03 Wow.
14:28 Bunnie XO? Literally. Sorry, guys, if you own a pair of my worn panties, but they were never worn. But I mean, that's part of the hustle, dude.
14:37 Speaker 03 I get it.
14:38 Bunnie XO? I just gave away free game that I probably should not have done, but you know.
14:42 Speaker 03 There's never another shit like panty sale.
14:45 Bunnie XO? But you know what? There are girls who really wear them and who like.
14:48 Speaker 03 There's a lot of girls who do.
14:49 Bunnie XO? Yeah, who give them, you know, like Lydia, she sells panties all the time.
14:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, she does.
14:53 Bunnie XO? I've never understood the appeal and there's like guys who like want you to fart in them and then like vacuum seal so that when they open it up.
15:00 Speaker 02 Yeah. Don't some girls sell farts in jars?
15:03 Bunnie XO? Yeah, some girl did sell farts in jars.
15:04 Speaker 03 I don't know if I can tell this story, so Jason, cut this out if you don't want this in there.
15:09 Bunnie XO? Jason, you better not, you little bitch.
15:11 Speaker 03 This is about someone Jason knew.
15:13 Bunnie XO? Oh.
15:14 Speaker 03 We just recently found out this story and I already-
15:17 Bunnie XO? Jason's always got the best shit.
15:18 Speaker 03 Bro, I, shit, I kinda wanna call him and have him tell the story.
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17:33 Speaker 03 He came home so excited to tell me like a little fucking girl. Hey, walk away from the kids real quick. I want you to tell a story.
17:40 Bunnie XO? You're on air.
17:42 Speaker 06 I'm not with the kids.
17:43 Speaker 03 Where are our children?
17:45 Speaker 06 In, uh. Cash's room, I'm in the office working.
17:49 Speaker 03 Okay, cool. Tell them the story about your friend who was having that affair with that girl, the cashier.
17:57 Speaker 06 Oh my god.
18:03 Speaker 06 Alright, so I'm not gonna, I'm not saying his name.
18:05 Speaker 03 No, no.
18:07 Speaker 06 Homeboy is pretty vanilla. I'm talking like wafer vanilla, okay? Um, and I guess him and this cashier started chatting. And he would have her bring dirty underwear to work so he can smell them.
18:23 Speaker 03 He can sniff them at work.
18:25 Speaker 06 Sniff them at work and then they would sneak over to a near business parking lot. And when they had sex, he would make her tell her, or tell him how his, uh, how their wedding night was.
18:39 Speaker 03 So she was married and they're having an affair and he would want to know about the husband and their wedding night.
18:47 Bunnie XO? It's always the fucking square ones.
18:49 Speaker 03 And I'm telling you, he's not joking when I say this dude was like white.
18:56 Speaker 06 He looks like a fucking sad puppy that you walk by at the pound that wants to be adopted.
19:00 Speaker 03 Yep.
19:01 Bunnie XO? But that, you know what? That's par for the course because super square dudes always have really weird fetishes, which that's not even that bad. I didn't think it was that bad. Did you?
19:10 Speaker 06 Oh, he's sniffing underwear. It's pretty weird, but.
19:14 Speaker 03 Okay, I love you.
19:16 Bunnie XO? I mean, I sniff my own panties sometimes.
19:18 Speaker 03 No, like the guy who said it was like one of those like. Situations.
19:23 Bunnie XO? Like creepy thin man from Charlie's Angels.
19:24 Speaker 03 And then, okay, to continue the story, husband finds out, husband comes to the dude's work and confronts him as he's working and like comes in at night and is screaming through the store, where the fuck is he? And like, yeah.
19:40 Bunnie XO? Oh, Lord.
19:41 Speaker 03 It was a big, and like, and dude got fired, cashier got fired, like, it was a big deal. Yep. Eh, it was pretty bad.
19:50 Bunnie XO? Sounds like a white trash love story.
19:52 Speaker 03 I mean, yeah.
19:53 Bunnie XO? I like it.
19:54 Speaker 02 I just watched a Instagram reel of this girl putting an empty sushi container and saying, I just ate all this sushi. And the guy on the computer is like, oh, yeah, how did that take? Like getting off.
20:06 Bunnie XO? Mm hmm.
20:06 Speaker 02 To her, it'll be a hair clip. She'll be like, I just used this in my hair. And he like, oh, yes.
20:12 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:13 Speaker 02 Clip it.
20:13 Bunnie XO? No, that's how people are. When I used to do webcam, there were, it was weird fetishes, man. Weird, weird, weird fetishes. Like, people have strange things that they are into. It could be the simplest thing, like fucking brushing your hair. Some guys like to watch girls just get undressed and you not know that they're there. Like, some people, I used to have this guy who wanted me to act like I was dead. Yeah.
20:38 Speaker 03 Staw.
20:38 Bunnie XO? No, it's really weird. Yeah.
20:42 Speaker 03 Yep.
20:43 Speaker 02 What?
20:43 Speaker 03 What?
20:44 Bunnie XO? Some dude wanted me to hang myself on the back of my door.
20:47 Speaker 03 Didn't you have a chloroform guy one time?
20:49 Bunnie XO? Yep, had a chloroform guy. Yeah, like, there's a, there's a lot of really different fetishes out there.
20:55 Speaker 03 They wanted like you to act like you had chloroform and like pass out. So that's like the start of a serial killer.
21:00 Bunnie XO? Oh, for sure. If they aren't already, yeah.
21:02 Speaker 03 Yeah, they probably got people in their basement.
21:05 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:06 Speaker 03 For sure.
21:06 Speaker 02 Definitely.
21:07 Bunnie XO? I like that.
21:08 Speaker 02 All right, guys, I got a, um, I got one for you. It's called the air dump dilemma. Shit, like always.
21:16 Bunnie XO? There we go.
21:17 Speaker 02 Okay, this is from Christina. She said, "My story is about when my abusive ex and I were about to have the hottest sex. Cause as you know, when there's usually abuse, the only time we can truly feel connection is during sex time."
21:30 Bunnie XO? Yep.
21:30 Speaker 02 So anyhow, I'm going down on her and can tell she's about to, you know, I'm going all in at this point. Cause once I hear you're about to explode, it gets me almost there. Cause it gets me, okay, whoa. Got a lot of detail in here. I was like, well, I must, uh, really put it on shorty. Cause she took an air dump.
21:49 Bunnie XO? Is this a girl or a guy telling this?
21:51 Speaker 02 Okay. Mm-hmm. Girl on girl.
21:53 Bunnie XO? Okay.
21:54 Speaker 02 And, uh, she took, she took an air dump right in my face when I was mid tongue emoji. Suck, finger, and I about gagged and I kept going like the Scorpio sex champ I am. Also, just to make her not feel embarrassed, I acted as if I didn't notice, but the whole time I'm thinking about her and spicy food do not agree.
22:18 Bunnie XO? Why didn't she stop it?
22:20 Speaker 02 I couldn't. I couldn't keep going.
22:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I wouldn't be able to keep going. Did she not know the turd flew out was the question?
22:27 Speaker 02 If you have spicy food, you know that that was warm.
22:31 Bunnie XO? You can smell it.
22:33 Speaker 02 I cannot handle that.
22:34 Bunnie XO? Smelling like a crab apple.
22:36 Speaker 02 Not a... Do you know what a crab apple smells like?
22:40 Bunnie XO? No, just sounded good. Crab and apple together.
22:45 Speaker 02 Crab and apple together. I can't with you.
22:48 Bunnie XO? I hear it. Yeah. You smell it, right?
22:50 Speaker 02 That was a great one. That was a good one. Okay. Wait, I'm next.
22:53 Bunnie XO? Very detailed. You already had a story that you just told.
22:57 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, I did.
22:58 Bunnie XO? Why are you fricking cutting in front of me? Hold on, let me get my bifocals on.
23:03 Speaker 02 She's got three, remember?
23:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah. No, we're not doing three. I'm doing two.
23:06 Speaker 02 Okay.
23:07 Bunnie XO? Hold on.
23:08 Speaker 02 She said, "I wanna go home."
23:09 Bunnie XO? This is a lot for me today.
23:11 Speaker 03 You, you know what? It has been a really big day.
23:13 Bunnie XO? Three days after your surgery?
23:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, we've already done like business lunches, multiple recordings, like it's crazy.
23:21 Bunnie XO? This one is from Emmy Bear. Tell, I'm telling the story on my husband's behalf. So back in the day before we were adults and found recovery, my husband was married to the town tramp. He had recently caught her cheating on him, so they split up. A couple of days go on and they run into each other at a party. Needless to say, they ended up hooking up that night, but he didn't fuck her with his dick. He fucked her with a wiffle ball bat. Yep, it was consensual. I've always found the story hilarious, especially the way my husband tells it. He is very much an alpha and is huge on loyalty. So I'm sure he gave her the business with that wiffle ball bat. He literally would die if he hears this while I'm watching Patreon.
24:02 Bunnie XO? I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat, so.
24:07 Speaker 03 Beastie Boys?
24:08 Speaker 02 Yes. Always got a song for something.
24:12 Speaker 03 She does. She's always got a little tune.
24:14 Bunnie XO? Listen, first of all, wiffle ball bats are pretty thick, right?
24:18 Speaker 03 My mind, literally, I was just playing with one in the backyard.
24:21 Bunnie XO? Wiffle ball bat, I need to see the circumference of this wiffle ball bat.
24:25 Speaker 02 There's some they make that are like this big around.
24:27 Bunnie XO? I just wanna know whose pussy hole is that big, dude?
24:29 Speaker 02 Was it a new one? Did you play a game of wiffle ball before?
24:33 Bunnie XO? Who cares? If it was new or used?
24:36 Speaker 02 I mean.
24:37 Bunnie XO? I just need to see how big this thing is before it goes in the pussy hole. Like, how do some of these women get things in there?
24:43 Speaker 02 Hey, traffic cone.
24:45 Speaker 03 Oh, I remember that.
24:47 Bunnie XO? Remember the whore Olympics though? The fucking ones that they were sitting on?
24:50 Speaker 03 Oh, that like.
24:51 Speaker 02 Friggin' tentacles.
24:52 Bunnie XO? It was crazy. I miss the whore Olympics, I wish we could bring it back.
24:56 Speaker 02 That was a good time.
24:57 Bunnie XO? Are we not allowed to do whore Olympics anymore?
24:59 Speaker 03 We are not.
24:59 Bunnie XO? Okay.
25:00 Speaker 02 Why? Do we just do it privately for us?
25:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Can we say we're gonna air it and we don't? Anyways, how do you guys feel about the wiffle ball bat?
25:07 Speaker 03 I was playing with a wiffle ball bat the other day, so. I mean, I guess it depends. Oh, wait.
25:13 Bunnie XO? Wait, why is it so long?
25:15 Speaker 03 It's long in the tooth.
25:18 Speaker 04 Isn't that different sizes of wiffle?
25:20 Speaker 03 Because that is not the one we were playing with the other day.
25:23 Bunnie XO? That is still round as fuck to be shoving in your vagina. What was he fucking just standing above her like shoving it in like an oar? Like what the hell dude?
25:31 Speaker 03 That's a big thing. I can understand like, I don't know, end of a water bottle, but like a whole ass.
25:38 Bunnie XO? You can understand the water bottle?
25:41 Speaker 03 I mean, that's small. Yes. I meant like a wiffle ball bat. Like that's like this big.
25:47 Speaker 04 Sometimes they get like this big around.
25:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
25:51 Speaker 04 There's some skinny ones.
25:53 Bunnie XO? I think he was better off having, leaving her as an ex.
25:56 Speaker 03 I mean, she was the town tramp. So the size, I guess, didn't matter if she was the town tramp.
26:01 Speaker 04 That wasn't cheating if he did it with a wiffle ball bat.
26:04 Bunnie XO? He wasn't cheating.
26:05 Speaker 03 Oh no, this was back in the day.
26:06 Bunnie XO? She was cheating. Yeah. She was cheating on him. And so he fucked her with a wiffle ball bat to get back at her. And she let him.
26:15 Speaker 03 Hmm.
26:18 Bunnie XO? I don't know. We're not judging.
26:20 Speaker 03 No.
26:20 Bunnie XO? Her. We're, big props to him for being able to do it, but.
26:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, I mean, yeah.
26:25 Bunnie XO? I'm still trying to figure out how she fitted in her hootenanny.
26:29 Bunnie XO? Wild.
26:30 Speaker 03 I mean, if it was skinny, like if it was one of those ones like we just pulled up though.
26:34 Bunnie XO? That's still pretty round. Even that much? That's round.
26:40 Bunnie XO? How are you fitting that in there?
26:42 Speaker 03 Autolube.
26:44 Bunnie XO? Go ahead, Mimi. Go.
26:48 Speaker 03 I cannot with you.
26:52 Bunnie XO? Silicone or water? What kind of lube?
26:55 Speaker 03 I'm gonna say silicone.
26:57 Bunnie XO? Silicone lube is my favorite. I hate water lube. I don't like it. It gets sticky and crusty. I don't like it. Silicone lube is like just smooth. All the time. You could even use it in water.
27:10 Speaker 03 So Alyssa.
27:13 Bunnie XO? I've tried it.
27:16 Speaker 03 Alyssa.
27:16 Bunnie XO? Back in the day when I had a sex life.
27:21 Speaker 03 The more you know.
27:24 Speaker 03 Alyssa said.
27:25 Bunnie XO? Yes, hello. You've said my name three times.
27:27 Speaker 03 Sorry.
27:30 Speaker 03 After having my second son, I chose to get a birth control.
27:33 Bunnie XO? Oh, God, I had this one.
27:34 Speaker 03 Refused to tie my tubes, saying I was too young at 28. After being on the pill before, I chose the ring. Well, one night after a hot and heavy session, something felt different. When he pulled out, we were finished. Well, needless to say, we have a new inside joke on the age old game ring toss. My ring somehow managed in all the positions we were in, make its way out and onto his penis. He laid there laughing, threw it away and joked about not having another ring toss turned into a third son, 18 months younger than my second.
28:13 Bunnie XO? Oh, no.
28:14 Speaker 03 I love the show. Been watching since day one. Enjoyed a good laugh. Thank you, Alyssa.
28:20 Bunnie XO? I love that.
28:22 Speaker 03 That, there's so many different ways of birth control that I don't feel like are that accurate. Like the old school sponge.
28:31 Bunnie XO? I love this. I love the makeup trip sponge trick.
28:33 Speaker 02 Remember when I thought she was talking about an actual like.
28:36 Bunnie XO? Square sponge?
28:37 Speaker 03 Like, yeah.
28:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but it's the round ones.
28:39 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:39 Speaker 03 Well, no, like there used to be a birth control called the sponge.
28:42 Bunnie XO? Oh, no, what is that?
28:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's how my mom is here. So my grandma. That's why my mom and her brother are 19 years apart. She was using the sponge method. And it was like a birth control option back in the day.
28:56 Bunnie XO? It's a sponge, right?
28:57 Speaker 03 It's essentially like a sponge. Yes. And it's supposed to like, make sure you don't get pregnant. And here came my mom.
29:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah. No, they have so many, but that ring dude, fuck, I wonder if it hurt on his wiener.
29:09 Speaker 03 That's what I was like, did it cut off circulation? Like, how big is it?
29:12 Speaker 02 What if it got stuck on him?
29:14 Bunnie XO? Oh, God.
29:15 Speaker 03 Oh, man.
29:16 Speaker 04 That happened to somebody I went to school with.
29:18 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
29:19 Speaker 04 Cause the rings are like.
29:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
29:23 Speaker 03 Do you put them in yourself?
29:25 Bunnie XO? No, I think I never have either, but I think you have to have them put in.
29:28 Speaker 02 I think you have to, yeah.
29:29 Bunnie XO? And sometimes you have to like have like to have them removed is like a thing.
29:33 Speaker 03 I know that the little like umbrella looking ones.
29:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's scary, like the fish hooks, those scare me.
29:38 Speaker 03 Is that what it's called?
29:39 Speaker 02 All that IUD, yeah.
29:41 Bunnie XO? All that shit scares the hell out of me.
29:43 Speaker 02 IUD.
29:43 Speaker 04 It's IUD.
29:44 Speaker 03 I don't know. What is it?
29:46 Speaker 04 IUD.
29:48 Speaker 03 Isn't that a bomb?
29:50 Bunnie XO? No.
29:50 Speaker 04 Oh.
29:51 Bunnie XO? They do IUDs and IVF too.
29:53 Speaker 04 Mm hmm, cuz it's like a thing that goes up in you and it.
29:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
29:58 Speaker 04 Cool kinda?
29:59 Bunnie XO? Mm hmm.
30:00 Speaker 04 Yeah.
30:00 Bunnie XO? Yep.
30:01 Speaker 02 I saw a girl tape hers to her wall before.
30:03 Bunnie XO? That's crazy.
30:04 Speaker 02 That was on TikTok.
30:05 Bunnie XO? People are funny.
30:07 Speaker 03 I know, what great decoration.
30:08 Bunnie XO? I know.
30:09 Speaker 03 It's IED.
30:10 Bunnie XO? You guys, we're done?
30:11 Speaker 03 Mm hmm.
30:12 Bunnie XO? Alright. Alright, and on that note, we're outta here. I love you guys. Bye.
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