Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: His Bush Was a Dream Catcher About this episode On this episode of Ask Tell Confess, the Coven cracks open the DMs and dives into some of the wildest anonymous confessions yet. From disastrous hookups and unhinged bedroom requests to “did that really happen?” horror stories and full-on relationship chaos, Bunnie Xo, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime react with zero filter. They call out red flags, hard dealbreakers, questionable kinks, and the moments you know it’s time to walk away, all with their signature mix of brutal honesty and unhinged humor.
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0:17 Bunnie XO? Hello friends, welcome to another Ask Tell Confess.
0:37 Speaker 01 It's still going.
0:48 Bunnie XO? I had to be dramatic. How's everybody doing?
0:52 Speaker 01 We're doing great.
0:53 Speaker 02 Doing good.
0:54 Speaker 01 It's rainy day.
0:55 Bunnie XO? Very rainy day.
0:56 Speaker 01 Love it.
0:57 Bunnie XO? So Haley, you're looking really fucking snatched, sister. You're looking so good.
1:02 Speaker 01 You're really tiny.
1:03 Bunnie XO? Tiny, tiny.
1:04 Speaker 02 Never, never heard that before.
1:06 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
1:06 Speaker 01 Kinda concerned.
1:06 Speaker 02 That's a first.
1:07 Bunnie XO? Tiny fucking tiny man. Yeah, how do you feel?
1:12 Speaker 02 Great.
1:13 Bunnie XO? I feel like every time you're on the show, you get smaller and smaller.
1:16 Speaker 01 A hundred percent.
1:17 Speaker 02 It's crazy because like when I watch myself, I still feel like I look the same.
1:21 Bunnie XO? Well, that's called Buddy's Morpheus.
1:22 Speaker 02 Okay, cool.
1:23 Bunnie XO? Sorry, welcome to my world, that's where I'm at too. Man, it's losing weight in general, just for women, we have it so fucking hard.
1:33 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:33 Bunnie XO? Like if we fucking gain three pounds, we're fucking, you know, razzed for it. But if we lose 20, we don't feel like we look good. You know, it's crazy.
1:44 Speaker 01 Such a strange concept.
1:46 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it's a very, very strange concept.
1:48 Speaker 02 You look skinny too, man.
1:50 Speaker 01 So wittle.
1:51 Bunnie XO? All right, who's gonna, Jaime, everybody wants you to read an Ask Tell Confess.
1:56 Speaker 03 Is that true?
1:57 Bunnie XO? So why don't we let you kick it off?
1:59 Speaker 01 Is that true?
2:00 Speaker 03 Is that true?
2:01 Bunnie XO? Why don't we let you kick it off, buddy?
2:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, you start.
2:03 Speaker 03 All right.
2:07 Speaker 03 Alrighty, this person remains anonymous. Way back when I started dating this cop, he was bald and had a dangerous badass biker edge, which made him more attractive than he actually was. We finally get to the night we are going to do the deed. And as I'm sitting at the foot of the bed, taking off my shoes, he walks over about about a foot away from the bed and drops his pants. Out pops a 1970s bush. And I busted out laughing uncontrollably. I don't know how, I don't know why this took me off so, so off guard and to hit my funny bone, just like a ton of bricks. But that was it for me. The relationship didn't last long. He said he wasn't into the metro
2:52 Speaker 03 sexual thing of shaving. I explained that he could buzz it down just to, just a tad. He then declined. I gave it one more chance and I couldn't let that fuzzy funky bush near my body. Never mind my face. His loss. Please don't use my name.
3:11 Speaker 01 Can we please name this episode Fuzzy Funky Bush?
3:16 Bunnie XO? Okay, listen, I don't blame her. Nobody wants a fucking snake in the grass.
3:20 Speaker 01 Fucking dig for that thing.
3:21 Bunnie XO? Snake in the grass. Nobody, you know, because it like pokes out and then it's just, and pubic hair is not attractive on anybody. I don't care who it is. It's weird. It's curly. It's coarse.
3:33 Speaker 01 It's in your mouth.
3:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
3:34 Speaker 01 It's in your teeth, bro.
3:35 Bunnie XO? And it fucking literally holds smell.
3:38 Speaker 01 It does.
3:38 Bunnie XO? So it's like, and you have to imagine if a guy sweats or like even farts the wrong way, that hair down there is like a dream.
3:45 Speaker 01 Trapped in there.
3:45 Bunnie XO? It's like a dream catcher.
3:48 Bunnie XO? It fucking catches all the, everything, good or bad.
3:51 Speaker 01 Push it back.
3:52 Bunnie XO? Oh.
3:53 Speaker 03 Dream catcher bush.
3:54 Speaker 01 Give it a middle part?
3:55 Bunnie XO? Yeah. You gotta brush it to like lay it down. I can't do it. I don't blame her, sister. Listen, I understand wholeheartedly how you fucking are feeling. There's no way I'm diving in the fucking.
4:11 Speaker 01 Just imagine a clock clip in the book.
4:14 Bunnie XO? She said.
4:14 Speaker 02 Put a bobby pin in it.
4:16 Bunnie XO? Ew.
4:18 Speaker 02 Just to like.
4:18 Bunnie XO? What if you give it like a little bump? Remember the bump hairdo?
4:23 Speaker 02 I used to wear those.
4:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah, the little bump in hairdo.
4:27 Speaker 02 I'm fucking, that's so funny.
4:29 Bunnie XO? I can't do it, dude.
4:30 Speaker 03 So you're no bush, team no bush?
4:32 Bunnie XO? Team no bush on male or female. You guys know how I stand.
4:36 Speaker 01 We know how she feels. She's still, she named mine.
4:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I forgot what we named it. What was it? Do you remember?
4:44 Speaker 01 Where she named my vagina.
4:46 Bunnie XO? Oh, man.
4:47 Speaker 02 Maybe show us and I'll go back.
4:48 Bunnie XO? It was a good one. It was a good one. I can't fucking remember the name. Damn it.
4:52 Speaker 03 I don't remember either.
4:53 Bunnie XO? We don't even smoke weed in our fucking.
4:54 Speaker 01 Barney, Barney rubble.
4:56 Bunnie XO? Yes. Barney's stubble.
4:58 Speaker 01 Yeah, Barney's stubble.
5:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
5:00 Speaker 01 Because I'll cut it down, like, yeah.
5:03 Speaker 02 Cut it down.
5:05 Speaker 01 I mean, it's like skin.
5:06 Speaker 03 Well, what's more uncomfortable?
5:07 Bunnie XO? So it's like five o'clock shadow on your puss, like we talked about. I know.
5:11 Speaker 03 Isn't it uncomfortable if you're having intercourse with somebody who just shaved down there?
5:14 Bunnie XO? Start a fucking fire.
5:15 Speaker 03 Yeah.
5:15 Speaker 01 That's what I want to know.
5:16 Speaker 03 That's my thing. That's why I, I don't mind a bush to be, to be honest. I don't, I'm not a, when Brooke says, oh, you know, I haven't shaved a little bit. I'm like, great. I'm, I'm in it. Wilderness explorer. I'm going in.
5:29 Bunnie XO? Wow.
5:32 Bunnie XO? Not having shaved and a little bit is way different than having straight up bush.
5:37 Speaker 03 So yeah, I got, there is a, there's like a full on untamed bush. I agree. That's not okay. But if, if it's a little hair, I like a little hair because I don't know. Too much will have a fumes, I call them. You can't have fumes.
5:49 Speaker 01 You just call them as pubes fumes?
5:51 Speaker 03 Fumes. Yeah, that's where the smell stays. But yeah, and even for a dude, I feel like it's a little more appropriate for a guy to have just a little bit. Cause if it's just completely shaved on there, that's like a, like a Velcro strap, like.
6:04 Bunnie XO? I don't like when it, yeah, sometimes I don't like when it's like too freshly shaved because it just looks like a naked mole rat.
6:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, it does. It really does.
6:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, like you remember that thing from Kim Possible?
6:15 Speaker 03 Yeah.
6:16 Speaker 02 That's what I'm talking about.
6:16 Speaker 01 Yeah.
6:17 Speaker 02 It's a little too like.
6:18 Bunnie XO? Give me fucking bare skin, but not a freshly shaved. Like, I don't want to have sex right after I get out of the shower and shave because that hurts. But give it like a day to just reset.
6:26 Speaker 01 Mine just looks like a day after, all the time.
6:28 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Well, everybody's day. I know a girl who would shave and like five hours later, she'd have like five o'clock shadow.
6:34 Speaker 02 Oh, God, it takes me a week.
6:35 Speaker 01 No.
6:36 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I can't grow hair like that either.
6:37 Speaker 01 I haven't shaved my legs in at least four days.
6:41 Bunnie XO? Yeah. All right. You guys ready for mine?
6:44 Speaker 03 Yes.
6:45 Bunnie XO? I'm ready. You guys are fucking weirdos.
6:50 Bunnie XO? She's soaking it over the bobby pin. Like the clips you use to put her hair back, like her bangs.
6:56 Speaker 01 Like clam clips?
6:59 Bunnie XO? Ready?
6:59 Speaker 01 Yep.
7:00 Bunnie XO? I remember you guys had a story a while back about someone going to the doctor and then finding something in their cooch. Well, when I was a medic, I was working at an urgent care and a woman in her twenties came in with pelvic pain. We did do STD testing at this particular site, so the doctor had me set up the room for screening as the woman had requested. She said she had been to the river that past weekend and when she got home, she noticed a bad smell and lots of pain down there. The doctor on site was a male, so I stayed in the room to make sure she was comfortable. When we started the test, the entire room smelled awful. I mean, like something dead was inside.
7:40 Bunnie XO? The doctor used the speculum and turned the light on to look and he pulled out a frog.
7:48 Bunnie XO? From her hootenanny. The girl looked absolutely shocked, but all I have to say is thank God it was during COVID and we were all wearing masks because my facial expressions would have gotten me fired.
8:01 Bunnie XO? And there's no way that thing hopped in there by itself.
8:05 Speaker 01 Frog puss is insane.
8:07 Bunnie XO? Frog puss, wart puss, okay? You, do you, frogs give warts, dude?
8:14 Bunnie XO? It's not true.
8:14 Speaker 03 Wait, really?
8:15 Bunnie XO? Can you imagine walking around with a fucking frog in your pussy?
8:19 Speaker 02 Did you not fucking feel that? Was it alive or dead?
8:22 Speaker 03 They make noises, right?
8:23 Bunnie XO? I don't know.
8:24 Speaker 01 Bro, it sounded like that thing outside the window earlier. Could you imagine?
8:27 Speaker 02 It had to be a small one.
8:29 Speaker 03 Are you sure it wasn't a toad?
8:32 Speaker 02 The difference.
8:32 Speaker 03 I don't know.
8:35 Bunnie XO? I don't know either. I think toads are like wider frogs are like more narrow. I don't know. I just, when I read that story, I fucking die. A frog in the pussy.
8:45 Speaker 01 It just sucked it up?
8:46 Bunnie XO? Frog pussy.
8:48 Speaker 02 Frog pussy.
8:49 Speaker 01 Oh. You guys, what? I feel like it would have made of sound.
8:53 Bunnie XO? If it was alive.
8:54 Speaker 02 It had to be dead then. Cause like, how do you not?
8:56 Speaker 01 So it just sucked it up like a vacuum?
8:58 Speaker 03 Wait.
8:59 Speaker 01 Like a shot back?
9:00 Speaker 03 Was she doing like, uh, cliff jumping or something?
9:03 Bunnie XO? Maybe.
9:03 Speaker 02 Like landed on it, could have killed it on.
9:06 Speaker 01 Killed it on, impacted it, said.
9:09 Bunnie XO? Or what if it was like a tadpole and it swam up there and grew a little bit?
9:15 Speaker 01 That's actually a possibility.
9:16 Speaker 02 It could have, yeah. How long? How long did she?
9:19 Bunnie XO? She said it was like not too long before. She went to the fucking, the river during the weekend.
9:24 Speaker 02 Okay.
9:25 Speaker 01 Okay, I'm going in, I'm going in with a thing stuck in people's puss.
9:28 Bunnie XO? Okay.
9:29 Speaker 01 Okay.
9:29 Speaker 02 Okay.
9:30 Speaker 01 This one says, um.
9:35 Speaker 01 Okay, this.
9:37 Speaker 01 She said, so I was 23, freshly out of my only long-term relationship since I was 16, basically a sheltered Victorian child, released into the world with zero knowledge and too much confidence. A guy I vaguely knew, friend of my ex, comes over at 1 a.m. I would, I very clearly tell him, I'm on my period, we cannot do anything. He says, cool, still comes over. So, already red flag behavior, things escalate fast. I remind him, I have a tampon in. He hits me with the classic, I'll just put the tip in. And somehow my brain fully disconnected from reality and we end up having sex. Immediately after I go to the bathroom, the tampon is gone.
10:16 Bunnie XO? Oh no.
10:17 Speaker 01 I spent 45 minutes squatting over the toilet like a gargoyle, sweating, panicking, basically performing a
10:26 Speaker 01 architectural dick on myself while bearing down with God, uh, promising I would become, while bargaining with God, promising I would become celibate if he just helped me find this tampon. Finally, I find it. And when I tell you that thing was so far up in there, it was at Christopher Columbus, discovering new land. Never spoke to that man again. And to this day, every time I insert a tampon, I think, remember what happened last time, you little slut.
10:52 Bunnie XO? I mean, we've all had a tampon story. You guys have heard mine. So I mean, I can't judge her for that.
10:57 Speaker 01 Do you have a tampon story?
10:58 Bunnie XO? No, I've never gotten.
10:59 Speaker 02 I stuck two one time.
11:01 Bunnie XO? What?
11:02 Speaker 01 Huh?
11:02 Speaker 02 Mm hmm. One time I pulled out two. This was like deck, over a decade ago.
11:07 Bunnie XO? Damn, how big is your cervix?
11:10 Speaker 02 I don't know.
11:11 Speaker 01 Lucky you. I just found out. I gotta insert.
11:14 Speaker 02 I don't know. It was probably like the one on top of the other.
11:16 Bunnie XO? Oh.
11:16 Speaker 02 But I like, thought I didn't have one in, so I put a new one in.
11:22 Speaker 01 Oof, I had a surprise. I always thought it just hurt putting a tampon in and then I realized.
11:27 Speaker 02 I don't remember.
11:28 Bunnie XO? Mine smelled. I like went to the.
11:30 Speaker 02 I'm sure. Like, don't tampons always smell like blood?
11:32 Speaker 01 Doctor and they didn't find it. And they never found it?
11:35 Bunnie XO? Cause I have a tilted uterus.
11:36 Speaker 01 Okay, that's what I was gonna say. I just found out you have to put tampons in differently if you have a tilted uterus and I didn't know that.
11:42 Bunnie XO? Nobody's ever told me that either.
11:43 Speaker 01 Yes, you have to put them in at a different angle than normal people.
11:46 Speaker 02 I don't fucking wear them anymore.
11:47 Bunnie XO? That's why they hurt me. Yeah, I can't wear them.
11:49 Speaker 01 You're not supposed, it's not supposed to hurt.
11:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:51 Speaker 01 If you put it incorrectly, found this on TikTok, then it doesn't hurt.
11:55 Bunnie XO? I'm good. I don't want the fucking toxic shock.
11:57 Speaker 02 Now.
11:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I like the period panties.
11:59 Speaker 01 Free bleeding is fun. Period panties.
12:00 Speaker 02 I found out free bleeding, like my period doesn't last as long.
12:03 Speaker 01 Yes, same.
12:04 Bunnie XO? Well, yeah, they say that um, the chemicals from pads and from tampons is what extends the bleeding. So.
12:12 Speaker 02 And makes the cramping work.
12:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'd be like five or six days, sometimes seven, and now I'm down to like four and a half and then barbecue sauce.
12:19 Bunnie XO? Mm hmm. Yeah. The old barbecue sauce. Go ahead, Haley.
12:25 Speaker 02 My husband and I went away for some much needed alone time and we packed a few friends for the trip. Along with my emotional support SpongeBob blanket that I absolutely cannot sleep without. One morning, we had ourselves a great time, left the room looking a small tornado hit it and headed out for lunch. It was already afternoon, so we figured housekeeping had already come through and we didn't put the do not destroy, do not disturb sign on the door, but thought nothing of it. Well, lunch turned into a casino trip, so we were gone for a few hours. And we finally get back to the room and opened the door and nearly died on the spot. My SpongeBob blanket was spread perfectly across the bed like a luxury display.
13:07 Speaker 02 And our toys were neatly lined up on top of it like they were posing for a family Christmas card.
13:15 Speaker 01 Oh. My gosh.
13:18 Bunnie XO? So who fucking put them out?
13:20 Speaker 01 Housekeeping lined up their toys.
13:23 Bunnie XO? Oh, I believe it.
13:23 Speaker 01 Perfectly on the bed.
13:24 Bunnie XO? They'll do that. They don't care. I'm telling you, they do not care how housekeepers will fucking put you on blast. One tried to sit in my lap, you know?
13:31 Speaker 01 Yeah. I remember that. That was crazy.
13:34 Bunnie XO? They don't care.
13:35 Speaker 01 Yeah.
13:35 Bunnie XO? They're just, they're there to do a job.
13:37 Speaker 01 Touching someone's toys though? They did the job. I'm sure they had gloves on.
13:41 Bunnie XO? No, I've never seen my house cleaners use gloves.
13:44 Speaker 01 No.
13:45 Bunnie XO? Ever.
13:45 Speaker 01 We're just raw dogging people's toys.
13:47 Bunnie XO? What if they picked them up and sniffed each one? I would.
13:53 Speaker 01 That's wild. That is crazy.
13:55 Bunnie XO? Okay, so I've been with this guy for going on three years and he was always breaking up with me all the time. Shit, he assumed I did. For example, this last time he accused me of having an email I had no knowledge of. Being able to get in too, due to the fact that an email had been revived from Timu in 2025, a few days passed. And he proceeded to start telling me he loved me again and acting as if everything was back to normal. Then he realized I messaged the girl I caught him talking to. She was supposed to be his ex, but she said she doesn't want him. She just used him. But then comes at me sideways because I had sent those messages to her. So he says he's done with me due to being a sneaky conniving whore supposedly.
14:41 Bunnie XO? So what I want to know is if y'all feel like he is going to choose another woman over our relationship.
14:47 Speaker 01 Yeah.
14:48 Bunnie XO? I mean, I think you have a lot more to worry about than him choosing another woman. Like you guys don't even fucking get along.
14:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
14:53 Bunnie XO? Why are you, why would you want to be with somebody who acts like that?
14:57 Speaker 01 No.
14:58 Bunnie XO? Like.
14:58 Speaker 01 You're clearly not happy. He's not happy. Why do you guys? I mean, if you had to write in to ask us, I think you know your answer.
15:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah. And I mean, if he's cheating on you with some other girl and she's using him, like girl, cut the cord.
15:10 Speaker 01 Yeah. Let it go.
15:12 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
15:12 Speaker 01 Be free.
15:13 Bunnie XO? Let it go.
15:14 Speaker 01 Let it go.
15:17 Bunnie XO? That's all I know.
15:17 Speaker 01 Can't hold me back. I'm clearly the mom here.
15:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah, get out of that. That sounds like a fucking toxic cesspool. So.
15:26 Speaker 01 Hate it.
15:26 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
15:28 Speaker 01 All right. This one, short and sweet. Met a man that checked all my boxes, then told me to shit in his mouth or it was over. She is now single.
15:37 Speaker 03 Why?
15:37 Speaker 01 Okay.
15:41 Bunnie XO? Did he want it soft or hard?
15:45 Speaker 02 What?
15:46 Bunnie XO? How are you?
15:47 Speaker 03 What's the problem?
15:48 Speaker 02 In the mouth?
15:50 Bunnie XO? And I shits on the bitch, like notorious B I G. He says that.
15:55 Bunnie XO? I mean, listen, I've been paid to pee on people.
15:58 Speaker 01 That my other one says one time I had a guy want me to pee in his mouth.
16:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I've been paid to pee on people.
16:04 Speaker 02 I get the peeing on people, but I know I don't get that, but in the mouth?
16:08 Speaker 01 Two girls, one cup.
16:12 Speaker 01 Did you ever watch that?
16:13 Speaker 03 I heard that was fake.
16:14 Speaker 01 You heard it was fake? Was it a frosty kind of frosty vibes?
16:17 Bunnie XO? I heard it was fake too. Yeah. I don't know. So, I mean, more power to you, sister. I feel like you dodged a bullet. Like what? How many other fucking? What is this? He's got a porta potty for a mouth? Like you're kissing that man and he's got fucking all sorts of other women's turds.
16:32 Speaker 01 I wonder if they kissed before he asked.
16:34 Bunnie XO? Maybe with a little bit of corn in it.
16:36 Speaker 02 Oh.
16:38 Bunnie XO? She said he checked all of her boxes. So, obviously, yeah, obviously they've been doing some stuff, you know?
16:46 Speaker 03 But I wonder what the trade off is like, are there other qualities that are maybe good? Like maybe he pays all our bills?
16:54 Speaker 01 The shit in his mouth? Absolutely not.
16:57 Bunnie XO? Men are fucking just, I fucking hate all of them.
17:00 Speaker 03 He could be a nice guy.
17:03 Speaker 03 He didn't cheat.
17:03 Bunnie XO? I'm sure he's a great guy, but you know, eating turds is probably the last thing you want to fucking do.
17:09 Speaker 03 Only present, eat it. He probably just has it in his mouth and spits it out.
17:11 Speaker 01 I feel like you know a lot more about this than you're willing to admit.
17:14 Speaker 03 I'm just saying, like, I didn't hear anything. I just hear something that he likes to do behind closed doors. I didn't hear anything wrong with, you know, if it's a, you know, no harm, no foul, you know, like if.
17:26 Speaker 02 It's definitely foul.
17:27 Speaker 01 That's a hundred percent a foul.
17:29 Speaker 03 Well, just put out some garbage bags.
17:31 Speaker 02 Do you like to eat shit?
17:32 Speaker 01 Could you imagine if he lined it like we do the toilets on the tour?
17:39 Bunnie XO? What if she had a fucking hemorrhoid and she's got a, she's got a lay, stand over him and scrunch? Like, nobody wants to see that. There's nothing attractive about that.
17:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, and it is.
17:49 Bunnie XO? What if it's diarrhea and it splurges, splashes in his eyes, like?
17:53 Speaker 02 What if she had food coloring and it was fucking green?
17:56 Bunnie XO? There's so many. What if she ate, what if she ate asparagus the day before? You know, she's peeing and you can't poop without peeing.
18:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, so I feel like that's, you're coming with both.
18:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, two for one.
18:07 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:11 Speaker 01 What the fuck?
18:12 Bunnie XO? Okay, all right, who's next?
18:15 Speaker 01 I read mine.
18:17 Bunnie XO? Okay. You guys are got, you guys got some strange ones this week.
18:20 Speaker 01 This week was wild.
18:21 Speaker 02 I have nothing like yours this week.
18:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, I feel like people really gave it to me.
18:26 Speaker 02 Please. Um, when I was in my early twenties in the town I grew up in, there was an old penitentiary. The grounds are covered in trees and it's basically in the middle of a small town. I was on a walk with a guy I was seeing and it was the middle of the night. We decided to walk through the trees in the old penitentiary and started getting all hot and heavy. We ended up screwing in the middle of trees and when we got done, we put ourselves back together. We watched a police, a police officer walk away from a tree. He was just watching us get it on and he didn't say anything, just walked away.
18:55 Bunnie XO? Oh.
18:57 Speaker 02 I think that's hot.
18:58 Bunnie XO? Was the, was the cop hot though?
19:01 Speaker 02 Uh, that would make a difference.
19:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like if it's some old fucking howdy doody looking dude.
19:05 Speaker 01 He was back there beating his meat.
19:07 Speaker 02 He was probably jacking off.
19:08 Speaker 01 He was a hundred percent.
19:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
19:10 Speaker 01 Yeah.
19:10 Speaker 02 For sure.
19:11 Speaker 01 Peepin' Tom.
19:12 Speaker 02 I like that.
19:12 Speaker 01 Watch your whole family eat dinner.
19:14 Bunnie XO? But if it was a hot cop? Join in.
19:18 Speaker 01 Okay.
19:19 Bunnie XO? Let's go.
19:19 Speaker 01 Three summer at a penitentiary?
19:21 Speaker 02 I like, I like that.
19:23 Bunnie XO? Some people watching you?
19:25 Speaker 02 No, like.
19:29 Bunnie XO? Oh, me too. I love that. Like, please.
19:33 Speaker 02 I think that's the dark side of me.
19:35 Speaker 01 Someone's hot and heavy over, she said.
19:37 Speaker 02 I think I read this because I knew it would turn.
19:41 Bunnie XO? Oh my god, sex outside, I forgot what that's like. Um, no, it's a, it's a good time. I like to have sex anywhere but the fucking bedroom. Like, please, get me out of the fucking bedroom. Like, if I have to stare in these fucking four walls again, like, please.
19:58 Speaker 01 Bend me over a fucking graveyard.
19:59 Bunnie XO? Something.
20:00 Speaker 03 Graveyard is crazy.
20:02 Speaker 01 She has, have you heard the story? Mouth beat blood everywhere.
20:07 Speaker 03 Was it at least at nighttime?
20:08 Bunnie XO? I did weird shit when I was on drugs, guys, so I don't think I would have sex in a graveyard now.
20:13 Speaker 01 Okay.
20:14 Bunnie XO? Maybe outside of it or something, you know? I just like the ambiance of a graveyard. I think it's romantic, you know? I don't know. It's very Edgar Allan Poe, but I just feel like there's so many other places I could get bent over these days, so.
20:28 Speaker 01 Name one.
20:29 Speaker 03 Staircase.
20:29 Speaker 01 Yeah. What's your number one?
20:32 Bunnie XO? Outside, if I could get bent over somewhere, probably, um, somewhere with like, um,
20:41 Bunnie XO? probably like on a vacation, like, you know, looking over a balcony or something. I think that would be hot, you know? What about you guys?
20:50 Speaker 02 I'd be like in a castle.
20:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:52 Speaker 02 Very like dark, romantic Dracula vibes.
20:56 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah, if I could do that too.
20:58 Speaker 01 How many times have you watched Dracula?
21:01 Bunnie XO? A lot. Do you play with yourself every time you watch it?
21:04 Speaker 02 No.
21:04 Speaker 01 Oh. No, no. Have you not jacked off to it?
21:08 Speaker 02 No, not to it.
21:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah, she has.
21:09 Speaker 01 I feel like she has.
21:10 Bunnie XO? The way she said no.
21:11 Speaker 01 Yeah, she said, no.
21:12 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:17 Speaker 02 I would never do that.
21:18 Speaker 01 Yeah.
21:22 Speaker 02 That's funny, I know.
21:26 Bunnie XO? No, Dracula's hot, dude. But you know what? The real Dracula was supposedly like fucking hideous.
21:31 Speaker 01 Yeah.
21:31 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like he was not attractive at all.
21:33 Speaker 02 I actually watched the original one, the like, um, Brom story, and I didn't like it, the one with Winona Ryder.
21:41 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:42 Speaker 02 I didn't like it as much.
21:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah. He's somehow been like romanticized throughout the years.
21:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, the new one is definitely way more like love and romantic, I guess, probably why I like.
21:52 Speaker 01 Yeah. I feel it. How many times though?
21:57 Speaker 02 A lot of times. Over ten.
22:00 Bunnie XO? Damn.
22:01 Speaker 02 I know.
22:02 Speaker 01 It's my comfort. It's scrolling.
22:04 Bunnie XO? I don't think any movie is that good to watch ten times.
22:07 Speaker 02 I don't know. It's just, I like the vibes it gives me.
22:10 Bunnie XO? In a row? I can't do it.
22:11 Speaker 02 No.
22:12 Bunnie XO? No. I need like yearly breaks, you know, like, like when I watch Beaches or something like that, like every five years.
22:18 Speaker 01 Mine's Joe Dirt.
22:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:22 Bunnie XO? That was his finest work, David Spade.
22:24 Speaker 01 Yeah.
22:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:25 Speaker 01 I don't know.
22:27 Bunnie XO? Tommy Boy was too.
22:29 Speaker 01 There's a lot of, like, David Spade really is so iconic and it's hard to like think, like, he's done so much.
22:35 Speaker 02 Mine would be Benchwarmers.
22:36 Speaker 01 Benchwarmers is yours for sure. Yeah, no.
22:39 Speaker 02 Benchwarmers are grownups. Those are my comfort.
22:40 Speaker 01 I love Joe Dirt so much, I birthed a Joe Dirt.
22:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah, you have a mini Joe Dirt. It is funny, dude.
22:47 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
22:48 Bunnie XO? He's so sweet. Alright guys, keep sending in all your weird shit every Sunday. Oh, I didn't do mine this, this Sunday. I completely fucking spaced it.
22:58 Speaker 01 It's okay.
22:58 Bunnie XO? Every Sunday on our Instagrams, Ask, Tell, Confess, just send us, um, DMs that say ATC. We'll open them up and hopefully you'll make it on the show.
23:09 Speaker 01 Woo.
23:10 Bunnie XO? Love you. See you later. Bye.
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