Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee Tries FB Dating

Hailee logs on to Facebook to find love and...wow. She shares her story, and Bunnie & Meme have some things to say. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com http://www.dumbblondeunrated.com/

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• 2:26Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 2:46Bunnie XO?

  Welcome back to another Ask, Tell, Confess. How are you guys doing?

• 2:54Speaker 02

  We still haven't talked about Facebook dating.

• 2:56Bunnie XO?

  Oh, take us on the

• 2:58Speaker 03

  Speaking of Facebook.

• 3:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, take us on the Facebook. And this is a story that she's been saving.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  She saved all of us. She was like, I have information for all of you guys.

• 3:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, she wouldn't tell us while we were in here in makeup. So our reactions to this are gonna be genuine. So it better be fucking good.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  So, yeah, um, we had a little thing. What was it? A few days ago where we were like, you should get on Facebook dating. Like, you know, just like, see what's on there. Okay.

• 3:24Bunnie XO?

  We wanted to read the profiles, not make fun of, but read the profiles, kind of like we did.

• 3:28Speaker 03

  See what's out there. Yeah.

• 3:29Bunnie XO?

  We just, I just, we're browsing.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. And, uh, I was like, uh, I don't want to do it. Well, also I ended up doing it. And at first it was just like, fine guys just coming through. Realize it's because it was showing me all the hot guys that were not in Nashville. None of those.

• 3:46Bunnie XO?

  Well, cause you put a hundred mile difference.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  These were like eight hundred miles away. It was just, it was just like a preview. Okay. So it sucked me in. I was like, you know what? I kind of like this. So I actually set up a profile.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  We, okay, we helped her set up a profile.

• 4:00Bunnie XO?

  In the kitchen.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  In the kitchen, we, we made a little profile for you.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Yep, two days ago.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  What was your?

• 4:08Speaker 02

  My bio said, I didn't want salmon. I said it four times. And that comes from Jaime.

• 4:13Bunnie XO?

  I didn't want salmon?

• 4:14Speaker 02

  I said it four times. Yeah. It's a stepbrother's.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  Stepbrothers.

• 4:17Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  I didn't want salmon. I said it four times.

• 4:19Speaker 02

  Okay. Other than that, I had no, nothing about like what I did. Nothing. Okay. Had a few photos. Had some Zack Top, some Suicide Boys and some Young Dolph has my music. That's it. Okay. Yeah.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Suicide Boys.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:34Bunnie XO?

  Scrum delamptious.

• 4:35Speaker 02

  So I was like, yeah, don't like this, whatever. Cause as soon as I match with someone, I'm like, okay, I'm already over it. But then I matched with someone who was actually cute. And he messaged me first. Don't even remember what we said. But so I actually have been talking to him since then.

• 4:52Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 4:53Speaker 02

  Yes, like all day talking. Actually really like him.

• 4:58Bunnie XO?

  Get the fuck out of here. What's his name?

• 5:00Speaker 02

  And it's the his name's but don't uh not giving him any

• 5:04Bunnie XO?

  Where's he from?

• 5:06Speaker 02

  Um, he's from California, from California. Okay. Our humor is the same.

• 5:13Bunnie XO?

  Well, he lives in California?

• 5:14Speaker 02

  No, he lives here.

• 5:15Bunnie XO?

  Oh, from California.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  He is like six, three. Big teddy bear, like is in can he has like manage construction stuff, whatever.

• 5:24Bunnie XO?

  Blue collar. We manifested this.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  Yes. Perfect. And I'm telling you, we have the same humor, just like we have the same views on like everything.

• 5:33Bunnie XO?

  When's his birthday?

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Um, August 6th, Leo.

• 5:36Bunnie XO?

  Lee, uh, yep, Leo.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:38Bunnie XO?

  Yep, yep.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  Okay. Anyway, everything's going great. The last night, guys, I we FaceTimed for three hours. Um, had no makeup on too. Like I FaceTimed him with no makeup.

• 5:50Bunnie XO?

  That's insane. She would never do that.

• 5:52Speaker 03

  Wouldn't even come around us without makeup.

• 5:54Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I FaceTimed him with no makeup for three hours and

• 5:59Bunnie XO?

  Camera on your face?

• 6:00Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 6:00Bunnie XO?

  Cause I point when Jay FaceTimes me on my ugly, he gets the ceiling.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  No, no, on my face the whole time.

• 6:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Whole time. And um, so I don't know if you guys, I told you about the trend, like shoulder told uh, the trend where like you FaceTime at some random dude. So I used my other phone and I was just testing out his humor. And I put my phone on my other phone and it's some random guy just sitting there. And he literally, as soon as he answers, he puts the phone down so quick, I start busting up laughing goes. And I put it like back to him. He goes, yo, Haley, what the fuck was that? That was wild. Like bro, and that was the first time we ever spoke, like he immediately thought it was funny. Humor, whatever, like we got along so well for this three hours. We talked about everything like.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  Three hours is a long time.

• 6:49Bunnie XO?

  That's a long, that's a date, that's a date.

• 6:51Speaker 03

  I don't even feel like you or I talk for three hours.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  He's an hour ahead, so this was like so late at night for him. He got yelled at by his sister and his dad for being so loud on the phone, too. They came in like three times.

• 7:03Bunnie XO?

  So he lives with his parents?

• 7:05Speaker 02

  Well, he, he's in Virginia right now, visiting family.

• 7:08Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  But that is one thing, he does live with his parents till June.

• 7:12Bunnie XO?

  How old is he?

• 7:13Speaker 02

  Twenty-four. He's younger.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  You're a cougar?

• 7:17Speaker 02

  I guess so. He even called me that, too.

• 7:19Bunnie XO?

  She's a puma.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  But he said he liked older women. I'm telling you, we had so much in common.

• 7:23Bunnie XO?

  All right, if he likes older women, he has mommy's issues. Where's his mom?

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, I don't know, but she's adorable. The way he described her, so cute, okay?

• 7:31Bunnie XO?

  Aww.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  Okay, also loved his sister, like, I literally like felt like I would fit in perfect with his family, too, okay? And, um, we even planned a date for this Wednesday, because he comes back today. We planned a date for Wednesday, um, just going to like a little dive bar, like one of his normal like spots he goes to.

• 7:51Speaker 03

  You're not taking me to Goodnight Nashville?

• 7:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 7:54Bunnie XO?

  Does he know who you are?

• 7:56Speaker 02

  No.

• 7:57Bunnie XO?

  Are you sure? Had that, is, does he follow you on Instagram?

• 8:00Speaker 02

  No, like, this is literally day two of talking. He only knew my first name.

• 8:03Bunnie XO?

  Got you.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  Nothing, okay? And I have not told him what I do, like, he, he asked on the phone what I do, and I just said makeup. That's it. I left it at that.

• 8:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Speaker 02

  And then, um, so yeah, we made plans, okay? We have a date Wednesday, um.

• 8:18Bunnie XO?

  Dude, if she fucking falls in love off Facebook Marketplace.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Bro. And then, like, even, like, he would, like, he asked how short I wa- or my height, I said I'm five-three. He's like, oh, my God, I'm a foot taller than you. I love it, blah, blah, blah. He said he used to be like four hundred pounds. He's lost like a hundred pounds twice. Um, he loves a thick woman, like, literally said that, like, literally, like, like, so respectable, too, you can tell.

• 8:48Bunnie XO?

  Can we see a picture?

• 8:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can, I'm, can we not show it on the pod?

• 8:51Bunnie XO?

  Of course. Hold on, let me get my bifocals on. Yeah, does he, has he sent you a dick pic yet?

• 8:58Speaker 02

  No, don't have his dick. This is like he-

• 9:00Bunnie XO?

  Are you gonna be picky about that though? Cause you are a size queen.

• 9:04Speaker 02

  I don't care, really.

• 9:05Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  I mean, unless it's like a chode.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  Put it on the screen.

• 9:07Bunnie XO?

  Unless it's like a belly button. Let me see, I need to investigate.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Put it on the screen, let me see it.

• 9:11Bunnie XO?

  Put it on the screen.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  This is, mind you-

• 9:13Bunnie XO?

  I need to examine his face.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  He sent me this, should I do it? I should do it. Well, you know what?

• 9:17Bunnie XO?

  Is there a video? Can I see like his mannerisms or his energy?

• 9:21Speaker 02

  I don't have a video, but he acts kinda like Jaime.

• 9:25Bunnie XO?

  Aww.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Not gonna lie. He has the same kinda mannerisms as Jaime.

• 9:28Bunnie XO?

  Leo men are fun.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  He taught, his voice sounds like Zach Riffick. And I told him that and he knew who that was. He has blue eyes. This is him just laying down, sending me a selfie. It's not even like-

• 9:39Bunnie XO?

  That is so your type too Haley.

• 9:40Speaker 03

  He's got a good hairline.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, he's got a great hairline.

• 9:44Speaker 02

  Half Mexican.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Blue eyes.

• 9:45Bunnie XO?

  He's got a chiseled jaw.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  He's got earrings, yep, you know?

• 9:49Bunnie XO?

  Have we seen him when he's standing up?

• 9:51Speaker 03

  You said six three?

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Well, I, I have this one, can you?

• 9:54Bunnie XO?

  Do you know any of his social medias?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, found it. He's on the left.

• 9:59Bunnie XO?

  Aww, he's cute.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  Tattoos.

• 10:01Bunnie XO?

  Totally your type.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 10:04Bunnie XO?

  Is there any more pictures? Show us more pictures.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 10:08Bunnie XO?

  What's that one below? Not that one. There was one where he's like shirtless in the bathroom. Let's see that one. Oh, I got his last name now.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Him and his niece?

• 10:19Speaker 02

  I don't see shirtless in the bathroom.

• 10:21Bunnie XO?

  He does not look twenty-four.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  That's someone's uncle.

• 10:25Speaker 02

  That's all I got.

• 10:26Bunnie XO?

  That looks like two different people though, doesn't it? Like go back to the one, the one of him in the beanie. What's that picture right there with the hair?

• 10:34Speaker 03

  That's when he was dressed as Nacho Libre. I can only go down to him.

• 10:37Bunnie XO?

  Okay, okay. Go to the one of him in the beanie holding the kid. This just looks like three different people. That looks like an older man to the left.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  That looks like someone's uncle. That's a bad angle, lighting and looking down at the phone.

• 10:49Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 10:50Bunnie XO?

  But he looks like that, you see, you FaceTimed him.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  FaceTimed him, yeah. No, cute, okay?

• 10:56Bunnie XO?

  Um.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, we've been talking, whatever, like, he, oh, wait, I have one more he sent me. This is when he had a mullet. It's, it's okay, but yeah.

• 11:05Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Okay, cute.

• 11:07Bunnie XO?

  Cute, yep, he's a cutie pie. So where are you guys gonna go on a date? And should we be there? Undercover?

• 11:14Speaker 02

  Hang on, hang on. Um, as soon as we hang up the call, okay?

• 11:19Bunnie XO?

  Oh, there's more?

• 11:19Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 11:20Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Um, he said, you still fine as hell without makeup on, by the way. I was like, oh, thanks, kicking my feet. And he goes, you kiss on the first date, like laughing emoji. And I was like, Yeah.

• 11:33Bunnie XO?

  She's like, I might suck you off and show you. Show you who the throat goat is.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  Rope you in.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Chupita Cobra.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  And then he's also, he was like, I'm not a huge PDA guy. I was like, oh, my God, I'm not either. Like, we just had so much in common. Okay? Um,

• 11:51Speaker 02

  So, yeah, so, uh, Uh, I was just like, uh, I'll talk to you tomorrow, whatever, you know, I didn't text back, I kinda, it was just kinda like an ending the conversation. Okay?

• 12:02Speaker 02

  I get a text at nine fifty, that's just like, oh, I'm fucking dead this morning, whatever. Okay, cool. I was still asleep. Thirty minutes later.

• 12:10Speaker 02

  Hey, I'll be honest, you're a great person, but the more I've been thinking about it, kids is something I want for myself. I think this won't work out in the long run, but I do wish you the best. Blocked.

• 12:24Bunnie XO?

  Why did you take me on this emotional roller coaster?

• 12:27Speaker 02

  This is why I'm not dating anymore, because I actually like this.

• 12:32Bunnie XO?

  What was his last name again? I saw it. He blocked you?

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Because it's funny, because we had the same views on kids, too. Like, he was like, yeah, I don't know about all that. Like, basically, your life stops. And I'm like, say, I think that, too. Like, I wanna still live my life right now. I'm not ready for a kid, you know? And like, we both, he has like, issues, like, um, probably like, getting a kid. I have PCOS. So we both were like, yeah, we're gonna have to probably make it in a factory, whatever, if we ever wanna have a kid. Literally, we talked about that, okay? And then all of a sudden, he's like, I'll be honest, uh, kids is something I want. And I literally sent back, I said, wait, are you joking? Cause I thought he was just fucking with me. I was like, I never said they were completely off the table, just not right now.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  My message didn't go through. Blocked. So, mind you, I have another phone.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Oh crazy

• 13:23Bunnie XO?

  I go on my other phone

• 13:25Speaker 02

  I go on my other phone cuz I'm just like I I wouldn't say something and I'm I I don't even remember what I said on my other phone but it was basically like the same thing like yo like don't block me on this but I was like kids like I didn't say that's off the table like you also agreed with me and then I said something under that I can't remember but that message didn't go through so he blocked me already that quick on my other phone and I go to Facebook dating profile his is removed

• 13:53Speaker 03

  You're blocked

• 13:55Speaker 02

  but then mind you I can find all your social media

• 13:59Bunnie XO?

  Why we don't want to

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Facebook Instagram Tik Tok I'm not blocked on any of those so I was like cuz I was like maybe he found out who I was because he did ask at the end I said I have a podcast tomorrow I go to bed I gotta go to bed he was like uh can I ask like who your client is or like what the podcast is for and I was like I'll tell you yeah I'll tell you like later whatever so maybe he got curious and looked me up maybe the first podcast he saw was shit stain

• 14:25Bunnie XO?

  cheating but that or he's probably cheating

• 14:28Speaker 03

  I'm looking I'm amazed like

• 14:30Speaker 04

  that's that's what I would

• 14:31Bunnie XO?

  he's probably cheating on somebody

• 14:32Speaker 02

  he was definitely too good of a guy to like not have a girl

• 14:35Bunnie XO?

  figured out who you were and was like oh fuck I am gonna get in so busted if fucking

• 14:42Speaker 02

  yeah

• 14:43Bunnie XO?

  but you're gonna get busted now too

• 14:45Speaker 03

  Facebook dating

• 14:46Speaker 02

  yeah you're on Facebook dating

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Facebook dating if you've got

• 14:50Speaker 02

  I didn't I didn't get like I have a girlfriend vibes but you know obviously I just was blindsided this morning so

• 14:55Bunnie XO?

  yeah

• 14:55Speaker 02

  but I was just I literally woke up to that and I was just like this just ruined my whole fucking

• 14:59Speaker 03

  I'm so upset

• 15:00Speaker 02

  no literally like I was actually really excited for this date I was nervous I literally was texting my last girl to get an appointment like I was like trying to be all cute and stuff and I was just like are you fucking kidding me like eh but like also it's funny because I was like, I, when I first FaceTimed him and showed him like the guy, I immediately switched to me because I didn't want him to like hang up and block me. He was like, he was like, no, I wouldn't have blocked you right away. Like I would have said like, yo, what the fuck? And then like, you know, not talk to you. So I'm like, you immediately blocked me over like kids?

• 15:34Bunnie XO?

  He has a girl.

• 15:36Speaker 02

  For sure. He's so, like, him and his mom and sister. I think, I think maybe he talked about me to them also. And maybe he brought up the fact I didn't want kids and they were like, mm, red flag.

• 15:49Bunnie XO?

  Internalizing this. You're internalizing this and you're somehow trying to make this your fault and that's, this is not your fault. That dude's a fucking weirdo. He definitely is cheating. He definitely lurked to see who you were, definitely saw that you're affiliated with us and was like, oh, fuck.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  You think he would have blocked me on social medias?

• 16:06Bunnie XO?

  He's gonna circle back around. Don't block him. He's gonna circle back around. Dude's gonna unblock you a week from now and he's gonna text you. And we're gonna get to the bottom of this and find out why.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  I do because like I genuinely, like I know it'd only been like two days, but like, when I tell you guys, we had, we had the same sense of humor. I, I already was like, yo, he's-

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Thirty minutes though. Didn't you say he sent you like a morning text message?

• 16:29Speaker 02

  He was like, I'm fucking dead this morning.

• 16:31Bunnie XO?

  And you didn't reply, right?

• 16:33Speaker 02

  I didn't reply in thirty minutes because I was still asleep.

• 16:35Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so he probably got in his feelings and that was like, there's, there's a, listen, we can sit here hypothetically, yes.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Got his feelings about, it's the kid part though, that's so random.

• 16:45Bunnie XO?

  He's trying to put it on you. He's gaslighting you, baby. And it's working. Don't let him, yes.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  I don't know. I don't know. I definitely don't think it's the kid's thing, but I'm just like, what the fuck?

• 16:58Bunnie XO?

  He found out who you are. Trust me. Am I ever wrong about these things? Have I ever been wrong?

• 17:04Speaker 03

  She said, no.

• 17:05Bunnie XO?

  Anytime I've called anything with any of these dudes, I've always been dead on. I promise you, he either has a girl, found out who you were and does not want to get busted. Or he-

• 17:17Bunnie XO?

  That could, that's the thing I could think of.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  It's such a small window too, cause my brain first goes to like, maybe he stayed up that night and like looked you up.

• 17:25Bunnie XO?

  Well, he's done.

• 17:26Speaker 02

  He would have already blocked it.

• 17:27Bunnie XO?

  He has crazy eyes. That's why I wanted to see pictures and uh videos so I could feel his energy. Yes, he's got crazy eyes. So dude's probably very bipolar too.

• 17:35Speaker 04

  He's also twenty-four.

• 17:36Bunnie XO?

  Yes. He didn't. He probably had a party night last night. He's coming down or something.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  He was with his family. They're visiting uh his grandma. Literally, his grandma was in the hospital on her like eightieth birthday. They're visiting family in Virginia. Like, I know so much about like.

• 17:53Bunnie XO?

  But do we know if any of this is true?

• 17:56Speaker 03

  When you were on FaceTime, you said his family came in?

• 17:58Speaker 02

  I did read. His dad walked in, his sister walked in and was like, yo, shut up.

• 18:02Bunnie XO?

  So the, whenever I posted that clip on my TikTok about us doing that, there were so many people in the comments. If you go read, they're like, be careful on Facebook Marketplace, cause I've been catfished.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Marketplace?

• 18:13Bunnie XO?

  Or whatever the fuck they call it. That's what it is to me.

• 18:15Speaker 03

  It's technically what it is.

• 18:16Bunnie XO?

  They're like, I've been catfished so many times. So.

• 18:20Speaker 03

  What? And how funny though, cause there was a lot that were like.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  Why did you take me on that emotional fucking journey?

• 18:26Bunnie XO?

  Because he's.

• 18:26Speaker 03

  That was a mindfuck. I feel like that was like.

• 18:28Bunnie XO?

  That shouldn't have happened and that's fucked up that he did that.

• 18:31Speaker 02

  Well, so I deleted my fucking profile. I was like, I'm done with this.

• 18:34Bunnie XO?

  Why? Don't let that dude fucking deter you.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  It's not even just him. It's the fact that that disturbed my peace.

• 18:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:40Speaker 02

  And I don't want that ever to happen again. So I'm done.

• 18:42Bunnie XO?

  What happened was it didn't disturb your peace. You got your hopes up and you got your feelings hurt.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I don't like that. So if I just don't ever talk to a guy, that's not gonna happen.

• 18:50Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Seriously.

• 18:52Speaker 03

  Well, I'm gonna fucking hurt you.

• 18:54Bunnie XO?

  I know. Listen dude, I'm about to investigate your whole entire fucking life.

• 18:58Speaker 03

  I have your full name right now. I don't think I will find your third.

• 19:01Bunnie XO?

  That's the first thing I looked at when she brought up his profile. I was like, okay, I'm gonna be Googling this motherfucker until fucking midnight tonight. Two AM, I'm gonna have fucking his blood type.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  Chat is going down.

• 19:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:10Speaker 02

  Fun, a fun fact, his dad was security for Britney Spears when she was going through the shaving the head era.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  I don't know. Something's not making sense.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  I just feel like, how can you make a decision like that in thirty minutes?

• 19:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  I guess thirty minutes is a long time, but like you send a good morning-ish text.

• 19:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  To.

• 19:34Bunnie XO?

  We can sit here and speculate.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  I really, like, I'm so lost.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  Hey, didn't we want to prank call someone? Give me his number.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  He would know.

• 19:43Speaker 03

  You wouldn't give a shit to say his number?

• 19:44Speaker 02

  I know, but he would.

• 19:45Bunnie XO?

  Please, please.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  He would, if it's a.

• 19:48Bunnie XO?

  I'm gonna call and give him his STD results. I'm gonna block my number.

• 19:53Speaker 02

  He's gonna know, it's, it's gonna make me look crazier.

• 19:56Bunnie XO?

  Honey, he doesn't even know crazy till he's met us. So what's his number? Give it to me right now.

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Come on.

• 20:02Bunnie XO?

  Give it to me right now.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  You're doing star sixty-seven, right?

• 20:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, or should?

• 20:06Speaker 02

  No, let's call by anonymous, like, you, cuz if it looks like a, a blocked number, it's gonna look like.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  We have Google Voice, hold on.

• 20:14Bunnie XO?

  I have a burner number. Okay, we'll use your phone. But you gotta bring me your phone over here.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  You know what I think it is too? I saved his number.

• 20:21Speaker 03

  No, that's not it, Haley.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  No, I'm telling you, every time I save someone's number, it goes south.

• 20:26Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  And I.

• 20:27Bunnie XO?

  Don't let this dude hurt your feelings, man. It was forty-eight hours of, of.

• 20:31Speaker 02

  I know, but just like, what the?

• 20:33Bunnie XO?

  Look at it as a pleasant distraction, and don't let that motherfucker gaslight you, dude. You did nothing wrong. Something's wrong with him. And we're about to find out exactly what it is.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  But also, like, I think you're a great person and I wish you the best, then why block me?

• 20:54Speaker 02

  You know?

• 20:55Bunnie XO?

  Because he has something to hide, honey.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:57Bunnie XO?

  He has something to hide, a girlfriend going through his phone, something.

• 21:01Speaker 02

  It's gotta be that. Like, why would you, but also, why would you wanna take me on a date to your, like, your go-to spot?

• 21:10Bunnie XO?

  I don't believe any of his story. I think he's one of those weirdos who's probably just looking to fuck random girls behind his girlfriend or wife's back.

• 21:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz you're assuming everything he says is true.

• 21:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, so, yeah.

• 21:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:24Bunnie XO?

  And all of it just sounds crazy.

• 21:26Speaker 02

  And we know when you're ready for the number.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  Um, I thought I could call from here, but it's not letting me.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  Google Meet?

• 21:32Speaker 03

  Google Vo, like the.

• 21:33Bunnie XO?

  I have a burner app.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, do that.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  This isn't working.

• 21:37Speaker 02

  Cause I feel like if it looks like a blocked number, restricted ID, he's gonna know it's me.

• 21:42Bunnie XO?

  No, I got it right here.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 21:44Bunnie XO?

  The only problem is, is it won't let me burn the app unless I've had the number for 10 minutes. So I should just call from my backup phone and just block him.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  But if it.

• 21:53Bunnie XO?

  It'll say Bunny, never mind.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  Hmm, yeah, no.

• 21:56Bunnie XO?

  Uh, Jason, let me see your phone.

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  Can we use our Jaime's phone? Who do we want to use?

• 22:04Speaker 02

  I.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  Jaime's last name's not as noticeable.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  I also mentioned the word Jaime. Well, it could look like Jamie. He might not know.

• 22:10Speaker 04

  It's gonna pop, but my mom's name will pop.

• 22:13Bunnie XO?

  What's mom's name?

• 22:14Speaker 04

  Letitia.

• 22:15Bunnie XO?

  Letitia, I could be like.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Well, you know what? He's half Mexican. He might think that like that maybe.

• 22:20Bunnie XO?

  It's family?

• 22:21Speaker 02

  Family.

• 22:22Speaker 03

  And it's a Southern California number, right?

• 22:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, yes. Do Jaime's.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Sorry, Jaime. You can block right after. Cause he said he doesn't talk to that side of his family and stuff.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  I thought I could call out. Oh, we, we're gonna ride for you, Haley.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Maybe guys are scared to date me because of this.

• 22:43Bunnie XO?

  Well.

• 22:44Speaker 02

  We haven't thought of that.

• 22:45Bunnie XO?

  Look, angel number 444.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  What is 444?

• 22:49Bunnie XO?

  We're seeing angel numbers all day today. Siri, what does 444 stand for in angel numbers? That means my archangels are next to me. Alright, create a number. What area code should I have?

• 23:02Speaker 03

  809?

• 23:02Bunnie XO?

  809, okay. Okay, when I call, should I talk like in my normal voice and be like, hey, is this, this is so uns-.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 23:09Bunnie XO?

  Because, but if I call and I, and I sound, and I'm being funny, he's gonna know that it's fucking.

• 23:17Bunnie XO?

  Somebody fucking around is the only. Okay, I'm gonna just do a 702 number cuz that's the best. Oh wait, 213, that's Los Angeles.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:25Speaker 04

  You can pretend to be a Facebook rep and say, hey, we would like to use your profile to promote our Facebook dating. Um, we're actually doing a commercial.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  No, no, that's too close, that's.

• 23:35Bunnie XO?

  You're no fun. Alright, so we're giving him STD results?

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 23:40Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:41Bunnie XO?

  Alright, my number is 213.

• 23:45Bunnie XO?

  Who's ready?

• 23:48Bunnie XO?

  Alright, what's his phone number?

• 23:49Speaker 02

  661.

• 23:50Bunnie XO?

  Area code?

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:52Bunnie XO?

  Okay, alright, so I'm gonna, I have to talk differently than what I do now.

• 23:55Speaker 02

  Give us your best fake voice.

• 23:57Bunnie XO?

  I was gonna have like my perfect customer service voice on.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Just be super set like, hi, like very.

• 24:04Bunnie XO?

  Hi, is this?

• 24:05Speaker 02

  You still sound like.

• 24:07Bunnie XO?

  But don't even say the last name, just say.

• 24:10Bunnie XO?

  Should I just act like a girl that he just met? Be like, just met you at the bar the other night, you don't remember me? This is Jessica.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  Don't do Jessica though, do like, um.

• 24:21Bunnie XO?

  Evie.

• 24:21Speaker 02

  Do Tara.

• 24:22Bunnie XO?

  Get Tara.

• 24:22Speaker 02

  Tara, okay.

• 24:23Bunnie XO?

  Tara's good.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  Alright, alright.

• 24:24Bunnie XO?

  Do not make me fucking laugh though.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  I gotta get, I gotta leave the room then.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  Everyone look away.

• 24:30Bunnie XO?

  Alright, ready? Tara. And he's where at?

• 24:35Speaker 02

  In Virginia right now, but he lives here.

• 24:37Bunnie XO?

  But I'm gonna tell him I met him in Nashville.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, yeah.

• 24:40Bunnie XO?

  I met you downtown in Nashville.

• 24:41Speaker 03

  On Broadway.

• 24:43Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 24:49Speaker 02

  He might be on a flight right now, I forgot, he's flying back from Virginia.

• 24:53Bunnie XO?

  Should I text him from the burner?

• 24:55Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Hey, yeah.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  Try to text Mimi first and see what it looks like.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:01Bunnie XO?

  Hold on.

• 25:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. We're gonna make him fall in love. We are gonna be the perfect woman ever, and then we're gonna fucking break his heart.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 25:14Speaker 03

  He said send him a picture.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  Okay, tell me what it looks like.

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Show me your asshole.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Is it green or blue, messages?

• 25:23Speaker 03

  It's just gray.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Okay, you text back.

• 25:26Bunnie XO?

  Should I just try to call one more time?

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Mm-mm.

• 25:29Bunnie XO?

  Text.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  I know he's probably on a flight, send a text.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Say, I don't know if you remember me, my name's Tay. Like, we met. Say we met.

• 25:37Bunnie XO?

  You're micromanaging. I just said, hi, baby.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:41Bunnie XO?

  Cause he'll text back, all men, if they get a hi baby text are immediately going to panic because they have a girlfriend or they're gonna be intrigued because they're gonna be like, who is this? So, let's see if we get a-

• 25:54Speaker 02

  I feel like you've done this before.

• 25:55Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 25:57Bunnie XO?

  I got your text that said, sure. Alright, so we're gonna leave it there. We have just text.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  We will update you on the next Ask Tell Confess that we film, not the next one that comes out.

• 26:08Bunnie XO?

  Or the next podcast.

• 26:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:09Bunnie XO?

  And we'll figure it out. Next podcast that we drop with us will have-

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Something that we record next is gonna have this update.

• 26:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, this boy fucked up.

• 26:18Speaker 02

  Dude, this guy fucked up.

• 26:21Bunnie XO?

  Now he's got the coven on his ass.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Again, this is probably why guys don't want to talk.

• 26:27Bunnie XO?

  Jason's like, yeah, he's over, Jason's over there giggling, dude.

• 26:29Speaker 02

  Like-

• 26:30Bunnie XO?

  He's having a blast.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  Whoever, whoever I do end up, like, they're gonna- I feel like you're gonna have to end up with like an industry person that like understands your lifestyle. Yeah, someone I already know, or you guys already know, like, it can't be anyone new. Like, that shit's sailed.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Who do we know that's single, guys?

• 26:47Bunnie XO?

  He texts back.

• 26:49Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 26:51Bunnie XO?

  See you guys next week. Bye.

• 26:57Bunnie XO?

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