Ask, Tell, Confess: Girl, You Left Him for THAT?!

The gang is back for another episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, and this week, y'all are spilling the PETTIEST reasons you've ever broken up with someone! But first, the crew recaps their Disneyland adventures, somehow ends up discussing the history of Tupperware, and gets sidetracked by some hilarious conversations. Then it's time for y'all's confessions, and apparently it doesn't take much to send someone packing. From mouth breathers and nonstop whistling to missing toes, awkward first dates, questionable bathroom habits, and a fart caught in a Live Photo, the reasons people have called it quits are absolutely ridiculous. Bunnie even shares a hilarious bathroom story of her own, and the crew debates which dealbreakers are justified and which ones are just plain petty. Some of these confessions are understandable, others are completely unhinged, and a few might have you questioning your own dating history. What's the pettiest reason YOU'VE ever broken up with someone? Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

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• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  Would it be bad if I Uber eats just one cucumber?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Just one? How big is it?

• 2:30Speaker 03

  She's going to Ralph's.

• 2:31Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  For the sauce?

• 2:39Bunnie XO?

  There's so much sauce.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  There's a lot of sauce. I noticed that.

• 2:42Bunnie XO?

  A lot of sauce.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  It's getting a little soupy at the end.

• 2:44Bunnie XO?

  I need another cube. Soak up the sauce.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  I think you should make it a really thick one.

• 2:51Bunnie XO?

  Thick.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  What sauce are we talking about?

• 2:54Bunnie XO?

  Like make the slices thicker?

• 2:56Speaker 03

  A little bit thicker.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  What are you making?

• 2:58Speaker 03

  Oh, mix it up though. Do thin and thick.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  What are you making?

• 3:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I can't do just straight thick. I need sometimes the thin ones. My cucumber salad.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  I've never had it yet. It's crazy because you walked up to me with it, like.

• 3:10Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I've tried to force you to eat that cucumber salad for the past couple of months.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  Something about people feeding me. When people feed me, it's like, I get weird.

• 3:21Bunnie XO?

  Okay, I won't feed you. I'll just leave it on the counter.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's gotta be.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  It's like a cat. You know, when you leave food out, you can't actually feed cats treats.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  You can't approach a cat. Cats gotta approach you.

• 3:30Bunnie XO?

  Gotcha. So I just like, leave it out. Oops, forget about it. Don't look at you. Type of thing?

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Or just make it look very enticing in the fridge. Like a clear.

• 3:41Bunnie XO?

  Maybe a little setup around it, like candles.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  A clear Tupperware would do it.

• 3:45Bunnie XO?

  Okay, we don't have clear Tupperware.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Like a glass one.

• 3:48Bunnie XO?

  Is it Tupper or Tubberware?

• 3:50Speaker 02

  Tupper.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  Tub.

• 3:51Bunnie XO?

  Tub.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  No, pu, not bu.

• 3:54Bunnie XO?

  Tubber?

• 3:55Speaker 03

  I get where you'd be confused.

• 3:57Bunnie XO?

  Tubber?

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Because it does look like a tub.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Tupper.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  You know?

• 4:01Speaker 02

  I think it's the brand, Tupperware.

• 4:03Bunnie XO?

  Tubby.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Tupper.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Who owns Tupperware?

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Who owns Tupperware?

• 4:10Bunnie XO?

  I don't know.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  What do you think their name is?

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Top?

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  Tom.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Tom?

• 4:15Bunnie XO?

  Dick and Harry.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Do we say Dick and Harry?

• 4:19Bunnie XO?

  Tom, Dick and Harry.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Wait, the dick is Harry?

• 4:21Bunnie XO?

  Tom, Dick and Harry.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  Richard.

• 4:25Bunnie XO?

  I feel like a Richard would own Tupperware.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Richard, yeah. No, Richard sells Tupperware.

• 4:31Bunnie XO?

  He does.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  Does. That's a top seller in another month right there.

• 4:35Bunnie XO?

  Like he goes door to door.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, he got a mustache.

• 4:37Bunnie XO?

  Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico, that kind of.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Uncle Rico. That's perfect.

• 4:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  Oh, they filed bankruptcy. Y'all.

• 4:48Bunnie XO?

  Is it Richard?

• 4:49Speaker 03

  No, his name is Earl Tupper. Stop being so early.

• 4:54Bunnie XO?

  Chad Turden. Stop, I love him.

• 4:57Speaker 03

  You guys.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 4:59Bunnie XO?

  I love Earl.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  Wait, look at that forehead. Look at that.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  Tupper, Earl Tupper. He owned it from 1938 to 1958, and then Dart Industries took it over in 1958.

• 5:11Bunnie XO?

  Earl Tupperware is not even that old.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  No, 1938.

• 5:15Bunnie XO?

  1938, that's almost a hundred years.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  What were they doing before that?

• 5:17Bunnie XO?

  It's in the 1900s. I thought Tupperware was around like fucking, you know, in olden days.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  1800s?

• 5:25Bunnie XO?

  Do they have plastic back then?

• 5:27Speaker 03

  I don't know, but they did file bankruptcy.

• 5:29Bunnie XO?

  I feel like it's a lot of glass.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  2024.

• 5:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't think they had plastic back in the 1900s.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  They filed bankruptcy?

• 5:34Speaker 03

  In 2024.

• 5:35Bunnie XO?

  Damn, how do you fucking go broke having Tupperware?

• 5:37Speaker 03

  It's Tupperware. Everyone has it. Everyone has Tupperware.

• 5:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I think that was a scam to get more money.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  You know, yeah, I feel like a lot of companies filed bankruptcy just so that they clear their debt for the next seven years.

• 5:47Bunnie XO?

  What is it, as long as you file a Chapter 13 and not a Chapter 7, you're okay or some shit like that?

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Chapter 13.

• 5:53Bunnie XO?

  Is that what it is? Or is it vice versa? I don't fucking know.

• 5:55Speaker 03

  It's one of the, you know.

• 5:57Bunnie XO?

  Are we rolling?

• 5:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:59Bunnie XO?

  All right. Hello, friends.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  Please clip the old, leave the Tupperware combo in there.

• 6:05Bunnie XO?

  You guys just got to tune into a real conversation that we actually have. Yeah.

• 6:09Speaker 03

  It was genuine.

• 6:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was good. Welcome back to another Ask. Hi, may you finish it off? You do it.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Tell, Confess.

• 6:23Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm. That was good. I like how you leaned into it.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 6:27Bunnie XO?

  I think you're gonna have to do it more.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  I had to open my diaphragm.

• 6:30Bunnie XO?

  I get it.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Opening the diaphragm.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's good. Good stuff.

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Shut up.

• 6:36Bunnie XO?

  How's everybody doing? We're all fucking tired, man. We went to Disneyland yesterday.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 6:42Bunnie XO?

  Walked 3,500,000, million steps.

• 6:45Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 6:46Bunnie XO?

  Point five. Yeah, it was crazy. But it was so fun.

• 6:49Speaker 03

  I know. We started it hot with cookie shots.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  We did.

• 6:54Bunnie XO?

  I didn't get one.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  We were, we were waiting for you guys.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  We were waiting for you guys, so.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  And.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  They were $20 apiece.

• 7:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I believe it. Let me just tell you. Everything at frickin Disneyland cost me arm and a frickin leg. It's a luxury to be able to go to Disneyland.

• 7:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  How much money do you think they make in a day? Just Disneyland?

• 7:16Speaker 03

  I feel like I looked this up one time. I feel like it was like 1.2 million.

• 7:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's definitely a million. We looked up how much years are just a year. And like, it's almost 100 million plus?

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:28Bunnie XO?

  Just for the years.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  And what?

• 7:30Speaker 03

  Churros, $6 apiece.

• 7:32Bunnie XO?

  God, we bought 20.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Churro was good, though, huh?

• 7:36Speaker 03

  Hey, but guess what? Disney bought it for us.

• 7:39Bunnie XO?

  Cranberry cream cheese.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  How was it? I didn't try it.

• 7:42Bunnie XO?

  Uh, it was fire.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Sounds fire.

• 7:45Bunnie XO?

  I couldn't. I was, he felt like it was like blasphemous to his heritage to do that.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's because I'm Mexican. It's like, you know. If I told my mom, hey, I dipped my churro in like a cream cheese, she'd be like, excuse me?

• 7:57Bunnie XO?

  She'd beat you.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:58Bunnie XO?

  With a chokla or a chonkla. She'd beat you with a chonkla.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, she'd throw it straight. Yeah.

• 8:04Bunnie XO?

  Just. Did you get hit with those a lot when you were little?

• 8:07Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, if I was within range, I was catching a chonkla. Yeah.

• 8:12Bunnie XO?

  How's it feel to get hit in the back of the head with a chonkla?

• 8:14Speaker 02

  It happens quick. You don't know what it is. You don't know what it is at first, and then you're like, oh, it's a freaking shoe. My mom got aimed, dude. She would be.

• 8:22Bunnie XO?

  I've always wanted to do that.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:24Bunnie XO?

  I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it with Dylan next time. My brother, but next time Dylan pisses me off, I'm popping off the Chrome hard fucking slipper and fucking throwing it. No, I threw a phone at my brother, though. Like a, it was a flip phone. That's white people shit.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. It was a heavy Samsung.

• 8:42Speaker 03

  We, we aimed to kill. That's what we do. That's crazy.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  Aimed to hurt.

• 8:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, before he had his helmet, though. No, it was after his helmet, so. All right, guys, we, without further ado, let's get into the subject that has been long awaited.

• 8:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm so excited for this one.

• 8:59Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so I'm gonna try to do this correctly. I, we, the subject we picked was, um, what was the pettiest thing?

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, like the funniest.

• 9:08Bunnie XO?

  The funniest, the pettiest reason why you broke up with somebody. And some of you motherfuckers are assholes, dude.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  I'm like really self-conscious after this subject.

• 9:17Bunnie XO?

  Bro.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  It's like the little things.

• 9:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, it's so bad. I'm like, oh, my God, did I ever get broken up with over these things? If someone ghosts me, it's like, what did I do? No, but then it made, it made me feel like, God, I've been putting up with a lot of shit in my relationships. Oh, my God, I could have left over somebody breathing the wrong way just because he breathed through his mouth. Somebody was like, he was a mouth breather. I was like, oh, my God. I get it. I breathe in my mouth sometimes, though.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 9:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  I feel like guys will be giving the ick pretty often though to women.

• 9:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yes.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Cause I think I was sitting.

• 9:48Bunnie XO?

  Chasing after something?

• 9:49Speaker 02

  I was sitting on the couch a certain way and Brooke was like, you can never sit on the couch.

• 9:53Bunnie XO?

  Repurposed.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  Like when a dude crosses their legs.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  I feel like, yeah.

• 9:56Speaker 04

  There's a, there's a certain someone in this house that will smoke a cigarette. And get the legs crossed, a little dangly and have, have a hand out like this.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  Never seen it.

• 10:07Speaker 04

  Or like the bottoms of the feet, like I don't want to see the bottoms of your feet.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:11Speaker 04

  You know, like.

• 10:12Speaker 03

  Have you seen the dudes who like stim with their toes?

• 10:15Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  While they're sitting there?

• 10:16Speaker 04

  Or like, we also knew someone that used to put their feet behind and like their feet, you know, their toes.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  I caught Seth. I caught Seth holding on to the zero gravity chair out there with just his big toes like it was a cigarette. I'm gonna need you to not do that ever again.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  Like a little, like a little girl.

• 10:39Bunnie XO?

  He's barefoot a lot.

• 10:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  Oh, he's always barefoot. He never has a shirt or shoes on ever.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  No, I like hit thirty and I started thinking about that kind of stuff. I'm like, I can't sit. So I, I realized I can't lay down on my stomach anymore and have my feet touching.

• 10:52Speaker 03

  What?

• 10:53Bunnie XO?

  Lay down on your stomach, like up in the air?

• 10:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:55Bunnie XO?

  Oh, like the little danglies?

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I can't swing my legs and have my stomach touching at the same time.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  Thing to do is getting in like before you get into bed. And you.

• 11:07Bunnie XO?

  Who does that?

• 11:09Speaker 04

  You do that, you little cricket.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  I have to wipe my feet off. You cannot have crumbs on your feet and get into your bed.

• 11:16Bunnie XO?

  That's why you don't walk around barefoot.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  Wait, how, why do you have crumbs on the feet?

• 11:19Bunnie XO?

  And you'll never have crumbs on your feet.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  You might have a little, if there's even one speck, I'm not even joking you guys, if it's like, I can feel it in the bed, I'm gonna freak out.

• 11:29Bunnie XO?

  Or it could be nothing, I still do it.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  I literally have fucking slippers on every day and even in my own house and we have a clean house dude, so like.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  No, you, so you're telling me you walk around barefoot and then throw socks on?

• 11:40Speaker 03

  No, absolutely not. You have to clean your feet. No, no, no, no.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  Okay, that's fun. So I'm just saying, well, how did the crumbs get there in the first place? Cause I had.

• 11:46Bunnie XO?

  On the floor.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  But I had showered and socks.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  Kids.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:50Speaker 04

  Cash walks by with a fucking moon pie. Came over.

• 11:53Speaker 03

  Who gave him a moon pie?

• 11:55Bunnie XO?

  Auntie.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  The mullet in a moon pie is wild. Auntie doesn't say no. I had come to find that out this trip.

• 12:02Speaker 04

  She goes, you can blow the bubbles in the house and we're like, no.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  No. Yeah, no, don't do that.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  Can't do that. Alright, let's get into it. Who wants to kick this off?

• 12:11Speaker 03

  Oh, I have a really good one.

• 12:12Bunnie XO?

  So many good ones. I wanna just get into it.

• 12:14Speaker 04

  So many, go.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  This one says, Shawty had nine toes. I needed ten. Anything else is a bonus.

• 12:21Bunnie XO?

  That is fucking horrific. Shawty had nine toes. Where did the other one go?

• 12:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would like, I needed more information.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  What market did it go to?

• 12:29Speaker 03

  It didn't come back from the market.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Market did it go to?

• 12:31Bunnie XO?

  That little piggy straight went to the market. Damn, I feel bad for her. Poor baby. I wonder if her balance was off. And which toe was it?

• 12:39Speaker 03

  Ooh, should we ask?

• 12:40Speaker 02

  If you could lose a toe, which one could you?

• 12:42Speaker 04

  The pinky.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Speaker 03

  It has to, no, I don't know. I feel like one of the others needs to be the one that goes, cause like, isn't the inside and the outside what keeps you grounded?

• 12:48Speaker 02

  No, the, uh, outside.

• 12:50Speaker 04

  Okay, it's less noticeable. And like looking at like shoes right now, my pinky toe is basically covered.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  I feel like the one next to the pinky could go.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, that could go.

• 12:59Bunnie XO?

  There's a gap. I want all of them.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  But if you have to lose one.

• 13:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's the ring finger.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  The ring finger toe.

• 13:07Bunnie XO?

  I don't think I could do it.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  Oh, fingers?

• 13:10Speaker 03

  No.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  No, like ring toe, ring toe fingers is what I call them.

• 13:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, cause then you could sew them closer together and it would look terrible.

• 13:16Speaker 03

  Like losing a tooth, you could shove them forward a little bit.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  Or like when people have the webbed, where it's like stuck. Have you seen that?

• 13:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:24Speaker 02

  Would you ever, yeah, webbed toes, it's like.

• 13:26Bunnie XO?

  Dude, Dylan says I have webbed toes. Do I?

• 13:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 13:29Bunnie XO?

  I don't think so either.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Yo, for free, blur that.

• 13:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, blur my toes out, but do I have webbed toes?

• 13:34Speaker 03

  No, I'm even close.

• 13:35Bunnie XO?

  Okay, that's what I thought. He's like, you have cute, the cutest little feet, you have webbed toes. I'm like, no, I don't.

• 13:41Speaker 03

  Has he never seen a webbed toe?

• 13:42Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I've never seen one either.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  Ooh, you've never seen one?

• 13:46Bunnie XO?

  Alright, let me read one of mine.

• 13:48Speaker 04

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• 15:51Speaker 03

  See, are they tattooed like a little cutting mark?

• 15:54Bunnie XO?

  This fucking bitch is funny, okay? But listen, she said, I lost interest in someone when he was funnier than I am. We can't be having that. I'm used to being the coolest, funniest person in their, in their lives ever.

• 16:06Speaker 04

  Did I write that in?

• 16:07Speaker 03

  That's literally Haley.

• 16:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, no. No, pissed me off.

• 16:12Bunnie XO?

  Don't piss me off.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  You cannot be funnier.

• 16:14Speaker 04

  I also can't do it if they're not funny.

• 16:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:17Speaker 04

  If you have no sense of humor and not funny at all and I'm funnier than you.

• 16:20Bunnie XO?

  Mm hmm.

• 16:21Speaker 04

  Oof. It's gotta be a, it's gotta be a little competition.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  They gotta see you're funny.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, or they gotta like play off your funny.

• 16:27Speaker 04

  But I think I've realized most, like, I'm funny and the men are just there. So it's like, maybe they're not that funny is me.

• 16:34Bunnie XO?

  Dude, Dylan and I fucking laugh so hard all day long and it's cause we're both funny.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  The cello?

• 16:40Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I almost pissed my pants at Disney.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Cello?

• 16:45Bunnie XO?

  So hot dog.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  I have a clip of it, you guys. Did anyone else watch this video?

• 16:50Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 16:51Speaker 03

  Hold on.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Did you add it to, did you add it to the share?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  I added it to the shared, but this video right here, insert clip, insert this freaking clip because there is a moment in which I'm following behind them. And this dude turns around.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  He doesn't begin?

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Dude, they probably thought he was a character at the freaking park.

• 17:19Bunnie XO?

  But if you guys knew what we were talking about, I have to give you context. We're literally walking and we're listening to music and he's like, what do you think we'd be like if we were in the, in the roaring twenties? And I was like, well, first of all, we'd have to fucking take a dance class because we both suck. We'd need to learn how to dance. And he's like, man, I'd be on there just playing the cello. He's like, and you'd be on the harp.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  What?

• 17:44Bunnie XO?

  No, it was just, and the way he does it is like, he's so animated.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  He's so animated with it, it's crazy.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  He's like a cartoon character.

• 17:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, that ass, he is a cartoon character.

• 17:53Bunnie XO?

  So I think when there's two funny people in the relationship, I mean, how can you go wrong?

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, it's the same kind. It's like playing off of each other's funny is so important.

• 18:02Bunnie XO?

  I would want a funnier dude than me. I would want somebody who like would just pull the funniness out of me.

• 18:07Speaker 03

  This one can't handle it.

• 18:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah? I don't know. I think, I think you're, you're. That gives you a little run for your money because you guys both have the same aesthetic.

• 18:19Speaker 04

  I think he's funnier than me.

• 18:21Bunnie XO?

  I think you guys both have, yeah, he's a, he's a male version of you.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  He is.

• 18:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 18:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  How do you feel about that?

• 18:31Bunnie XO?

  And I think that's why you like them because you guys can go tit for tat, you know?

• 18:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, we do.

• 18:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All right, next, who's got another one?

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Oh, I got a great one.

• 18:40Bunnie XO?

  Oh, mine are only gonna get better from here on out.

• 18:43Speaker 04

  He sent me a live photo and it, he farted in it. No, no, no. And it was a member of Hollywood Undead.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  What?

• 18:53Speaker 04

  I have to know which member, dude. I wanna send this to one of the guys and be like, which one was it? Who was it? Was it you? Yeah, literally said loud and wet. Ew. In a live photo. That's why I can never take a live photo.

• 19:06Bunnie XO?

  Like, how are you hot when you're pressing something out like that anyways?

• 19:10Speaker 04

  Why are you taking a photo while you're farting though?

• 19:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:13Speaker 04

  You know, just like, do it and then take the photo?

• 19:15Bunnie XO?

  Well, how can you be sexy and mog when you're farting? Like, I don't understand that.

• 19:21Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  That's crazy. Hold on, he farted in the li- that's a quick fart, first of all. Quick fart.

• 19:29Speaker 04

  It was like a.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 19:32Speaker 04

  I would, I would probably go.

• 19:33Speaker 02

  And I also learned you can hear stuff in a live.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, since when could you hear the live?

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:39Speaker 04

  You can't even turn up the volume.

• 19:40Bunnie XO?

  There's a time and place. Oh, you, all you have to do is just fucking. Mimi, have you been farting in your life?

• 19:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 19:48Speaker 03

  I turned my photos.

• 19:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  That's not on.

• 19:52Speaker 04

  But also, I've always thought this.

• 19:55Speaker 04

  I feel like cameras always are watching and recording because how did you know the couple of seconds before I was gonna hit the button?

• 20:04Bunnie XO?

  It's too deep for me to think about right now.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Button?

• 20:07Speaker 04

  The button to take the photo? It records like the first three seconds. That means it's always recording. Because how did you know when I was gonna hit the button?

• 20:15Speaker 03

  I thought it was the after.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  I thought it was the three seconds after you hit the button. That would make more sense.

• 20:19Speaker 04

  No, it's before. Because it has you like getting into place and then taking it.

• 20:23Speaker 03

  No, it doesn't.

• 20:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  I've always seen it like after, like the camera.

• 20:30Speaker 04

  I've seen before.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 20:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, so think about that.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  What'd you got one?

• 20:34Speaker 02

  I have one.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  Let's go.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  No, like myself.

• 20:36Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh, I think I was like in high school maybe, but I went out with this girl and I think she's on a date. She first, definitely first date, she FaceTimed her friend like in the middle of the date. And then I was like, that's it.

• 20:51Bunnie XO?

  Why? What was she, what'd she say?

• 20:53Speaker 02

  That was the thing. I thought it was like an emergency, like, oh, there's something going on. But no, they were just like, hey, how was your day? How was like English class or whatever?

• 21:01Speaker 04

  Oh, so she doesn't know how to read a room?

• 21:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah, so and then, uh, I think I drove her home right after that.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:08Speaker 04

  Well, because it makes you feel, yeah, it makes you feel like they're not interested in what you're.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. And it was cool. I was like, I'm not gonna waste my time though. I'm an efficient guy.

• 21:16Bunnie XO?

  Did she ever text you back and?

• 21:19Speaker 02

  I don't, no, no, I don't think so.

• 21:22Bunnie XO?

  Well, maybe she just wasn't interested and you guys both weren't interested.

• 21:25Speaker 02

  I think that's what, that's what it was. She didn't know how to verbalize it. I don't think English was her first language though.

• 21:29Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  All right.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  That was interesting.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  I don't know where she was from, but she wasn't from.

• 21:35Bunnie XO?

  Gotcha. All right, memes.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  This one reminded me of you. This one said, because they fucking whistled too much.

• 21:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my god, my biggest fucking pet peeve dude is a whistler.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  Just.

• 21:48Bunnie XO?

  Fucking whistling Dixie all through the house. Like, come on, man. Like, knock it the fuck off.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Funny.

• 21:53Bunnie XO?

  My autistic ears can't handle those high pitches.

• 21:56Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, is there a certain type of pitch of whistle that you can handle versus?

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  None of them. Yeah, I like a low hum. That's about it. I hate a high whistle, which is crazy because the Astal Confess intro. It's literally me triggering my own shit. That's why when people are in the comments, they're like, I fucking hate it. I'm like, me too.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then other people are like, I love it.

• 22:15Bunnie XO?

  No, I hate whistling. I don't like it. It's like a fucking recorder. You know those things?

• 22:20Speaker 03

  My kid just loves that fucking play around with you guys.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  I could play the shit out of one of those in third grade though.

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, same.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  Oh, my gosh, she made me buy her two.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  What colors?

• 22:29Speaker 03

  There's a nice blue one and then there's a pink one.

• 22:32Speaker 04

  Blue, they're switching it up.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was like a rainbow-ish, like, um, unicorn looking one. She really likes it.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think I rented, I think I rented mine.

• 22:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, she, she was like, oh my god, mom, guess what? I learned how to play it. I said, that's crazy.

• 22:43Speaker 04

  Hot cross buns?

• 22:44Speaker 03

  I didn't ask to hear it.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  Can you, how, how does that one go? Remind me.

• 22:48Bunnie XO?

  Hot cross buns, hot cross buns.

• 22:56Speaker 03

  I feel like I'm really missing out here. I don't know what a recorder is.

• 22:59Bunnie XO?

  The fucking little flute thing?

• 23:01Speaker 04

  It kinda looks like a, like a fake clarinet.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  Never.

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  So what's the blue and pink thing you're talking about?

• 23:06Speaker 03

  That's Olivia's, but I just never.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  It's like the color. They're like, they're like a, like the size of a ruler, you know?

• 23:11Bunnie XO?

  A little bit bigger, yeah.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Really? They're like plastic, right?

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, mine was.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  Is that how you play it? Is there a reed?

• 23:18Speaker 04

  You got it really what?

• 23:19Speaker 03

  She's gotta. Moisten it up?

• 23:22Speaker 04

  There's not a reed.

• 23:23Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 23:24Speaker 04

  That's just.

• 23:24Bunnie XO?

  Whose mom was teaching me how to play the saxophone? Was it your mom?

• 23:27Speaker 04

  My mom's a music teacher.

• 23:28Bunnie XO?

  She really taught me and I blew.

• 23:30Speaker 04

  You did it though.

• 23:31Speaker 03

  You did do it.

• 23:32Bunnie XO?

  As soon as she told me what to do, it was great.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  She walked you through it.

• 23:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that was awesome. All right, I got one. Ready? This guy, or this lady said, he shat.

• 23:44Bunnie XO?

  He shat with the door open in a mountain cabin. We were seeing each other for about two months, went away for the first time. I got really sick, but the, but on the morning, I woke up and started making us coffee until I smelled something rancid. It was him taking a shat with the bathroom door wide open. His reason was he wanted to feel free. Whatever the reason, disgusting.

• 24:10Speaker 03

  I get it, yeah.

• 24:12Bunnie XO?

  I don't know because I feel like.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Two months in and you're shitting with the door open?

• 24:17Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:19Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Dude, I don't even pee with the door open. I'm so weird about that.

• 24:23Bunnie XO?

  I'm, I, listen, I don't think women should shit in front of their partners. And I get so much hate for this whenever, every anytime I say this, but I will never shit in front of my significant other.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  I think that's fair.

• 24:35Bunnie XO?

  At all. No, not doing it.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  Disagree.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  You don't need to shit kids out in front of them.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  That's different. That's a situation like.

• 24:42Speaker 03

  I just meant like I, it was all.

• 24:44Speaker 02

  But that wasn't like you had bad Mexican.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 24:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  You're creating life.

• 24:48Speaker 04

  I had an ex that we had one out and we were lit and middle of the night, I'm still like kind of awake. Gets up and like runs to the bathroom like, fuck, bathroom's in my bedroom. I'm gonna hear it. And I literally hear just blowing it up and I was like, yeah, I gotta go. And I, I literally went to my guest room and went to bed and found that I came down the next morning. My trash can is on my sink and I was like, what's that? He was like, that's where I had to throw up in? I said, awesome. Both in, same time.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  Okay, but I feel like that's like. Yeah, he's sick. You're a bitch.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  That was crazy.

• 25:30Speaker 04

  Still gave me the egg. Still gave me the egg.

• 25:33Bunnie XO?

  He was sick.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  He's got food poisoning.

• 25:35Speaker 04

  No, he's drunk.

• 25:37Bunnie XO?

  I feel like if you've been with somebody for two or three months and they feel, they feel comfortable enough to shit with you in the same room as them, like, close the door, just tell them. Yeah, I get that, but I'm talking about the lady who wrote in.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:49Bunnie XO?

  I'm talking about the, well, he was sick, so that dude deserves a pass because if he was shitting.

• 25:53Speaker 04

  Or drunk.

• 25:53Bunnie XO?

  Oh, gotcha.

• 25:54Speaker 04

  Not sick like that.

• 25:55Bunnie XO?

  He wasn't sick. Oh, okay.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  Drunk.

• 25:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, well then, control yourself. Yeah, I get that.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:59Bunnie XO?

  Um, but I think when, when you've been with somebody for like two or three months and they're shitting in the same room with you with the door closed, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Yeah, I think like that's nitpicking and being a little picky because what happens if one day fucking you have to shit and you guys are literally on.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  I'm gonna go a different toilet.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  Sharing a hotel room? What are you gonna do? Go to lobby?

• 26:18Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Yo.

• 26:22Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 26:22Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  No, even like when, whenever we have to like share like a shower room, I literally won't hit that bathroom. I will hit the lobby bathroom.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  You don't use the shower room?

• 26:31Speaker 02

  No, I will use it to shower, but if I gotta go number two, I will hit the lobby. Yeah.

• 26:35Bunnie XO?

  You gotta take a caduca.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think every, that's like a, definitely a hack.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  Tropical fart?

• 26:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, oh god. Did we even talk about it?

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Tropical fart?

• 26:46Bunnie XO?

  You didn't hear this whole conversation yesterday?

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Tropical fart is the key word.

• 26:50Bunnie XO?

  I will not, I will not poop in front of anybody. Jay, with him ten years, never saw me shit, okay? Farted one time in front of him by accident, which we talked about. Huh?

• 27:02Speaker 04

  Sundress?

• 27:03Speaker 03

  No, she took him to poop. She didn't poop in front of him.

• 27:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's when I shit my pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyways, so Dee went down to go get the coffees and I went into the bathroom thinking I just had to pee and then all of a sudden a loaf, a loaf appeared.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  I get it, sometimes it happens.

• 27:17Bunnie XO?

  And I just had to get it out real quick. Well, it didn't smell, but I wanted to make sure. So we have poopery in there, so I spray it, right?

• 27:27Bunnie XO?

  And he's down there for like ten minutes, right? Comes back up. Fucking hate him. Comes back up and he goes.

• 27:36Bunnie XO?

  Did you?

• 27:43Speaker 04

  Stop right now, wait, he said it.

• 27:45Bunnie XO?

  He goes, did you make a poopy?

• 27:52Speaker 02

  A poopy's crazy.

• 27:55Bunnie XO?

  Shut the fuck up. I'm like, no, I didn't.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  Childlike.

• 28:00Bunnie XO?

  He said, you made a poopy. He goes, it smells like tropical fart.

• 28:10Bunnie XO?

  He said it smells like strawberry fart. And I was just like, bro, go away.

• 28:15Speaker 04

  He said, I'm gonna get you a cupcake.

• 28:19Speaker 04

  Baby's first poop.

• 28:24Bunnie XO?

  And this whole time I've been denying it. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It didn't happen. I'm like, girls don't poop. Yeah, hate him. Can't stand him. Yep.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  So funny though.

• 28:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's what I've been having to deal with.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  What's like, what's like a good hack to not have the, like a bathroom stink after you blow it up?

• 28:42Bunnie XO?

  Poopery.

• 28:43Speaker 04

  Uh, no.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  No, let's say you don't have that.

• 28:45Bunnie XO?

  Light a match. Be a real man. Light a match.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Put soap in the toilet before you go.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  That's like poopery.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  It's like, if you don't have poopery.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Never thought about that.

• 28:54Speaker 04

  I saw it on someone's.

• 28:55Bunnie XO?

  Fucking lying next to your.

• 28:57Speaker 04

  Was that Glowzell in a YouTube video, maybe? I don't know. Uh, put it in the toilet. So then when you flush, it mixes with soap. So it kinda helps. And as soon as it hits the water, flush.

• 29:06Speaker 03

  Flush.

• 29:06Speaker 04

  Don't let it linger.

• 29:07Speaker 03

  And don't break the seal.

• 29:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they call that a courtesy flush.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  I'd be hitting those like crazy. Yep.

• 29:14Bunnie XO?

  Not me. I like to let it linger. I wanna waft in my own scent.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I had to take her toilet paper earlier and she said, if you love me, I'll sniff it.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  That's what I heard. That part, not the going part.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was crazy.

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• 31:31Speaker 04

  I have a quick one.

• 31:33Speaker 04

  They didn't float.

• 31:35Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 31:36Speaker 02

  What?

• 31:37Bunnie XO?

  Was it a dead body?

• 31:39Speaker 04

  No, I think they were just swimming.

• 31:43Bunnie XO?

  That could have been taken so many different ways. That's crazy.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  I literally just picture someone like.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  Not knowing how to tread water. But also have you seen the videos? And it'll be like immediate ick and they go under the water and it's like the feet kicking.

• 32:00Speaker 04

  It's like the dudes with their little feet.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  Oh, gosh.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  Do any of you still plug your nose when you jump in the water, though?

• 32:07Bunnie XO?

  No, I've never did.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  I grew up.

• 32:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's an automatic.

• 32:12Bunnie XO?

  Breathe out.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  That's a roast. I mean, respectfully.

• 32:15Speaker 03

  I might if it, the water's really dirty.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  That's fair.

• 32:19Speaker 03

  I might, like, if it's like a dirty water, like a river or something.

• 32:23Speaker 02

  I guess, yeah. I don't know.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  I like to swim in what I can't see the bottom of my feet in.

• 32:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, the ocean is scary. It's a scary place.

• 32:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, Cash almost got taken out yesterday. He didn't know what a wave, a wave could take you. So it just started taking him. I was like, Olivia, get him. She's like in the water. She's just watching him get taken away. I was like, dude, get your brother.

• 32:43Bunnie XO?

  She's like, I've been waiting for this moment.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  She's like, you remember the good old days when he wasn't around?

• 32:48Bunnie XO?

  She's waving to him.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's literally her. I'm like, fully dressed on the beach. She's just standing there watching him get taken out by the wave.

• 32:56Bunnie XO?

  You know, it's so funny.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  That's so Olivia. Go ahead, Hime.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  I came over and he ate a, I came over and he ate a twin sized bed.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  No, uh, wait.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  I had one for a minute. I'm not gonna lie.

• 33:10Speaker 03

  But like, what if the room was small?

• 33:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 33:13Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like, I can't imagine putting a queen size in your bedroom.

• 33:17Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I had, I had went and visited a dude who was on probation on house arrest at his grandma's house, who only had a fucking twin bed with the fucking shit still on it. You know how the old people keep the crackle thing on it?

• 33:30Speaker 02

  The plastic?

• 33:30Bunnie XO?

  The plastic, yeah. And we slept on it. We would like wake up and just sweating on this fucking.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  Crackling every time you move.

• 33:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't know. I feel like if you really wanna fucking like, what if he was a great dude with a twin bed?

• 33:42Speaker 03

  You know what? Buy him a queen.

• 33:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, bitch, buy him a queen. If it, if it bothers you that bad, mattresses are fucking cheap on Amazon.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  Butt it up against it.

• 33:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 33:51Speaker 04

  Me too. Two twins.

• 33:52Bunnie XO?

  I think judging somebody for them not being able to afford something is a little fucked up.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  But I, I mean.

• 33:58Bunnie XO?

  But I like to swing low and I have low expectations. So nobody listen to me, all right?

• 34:02Speaker 03

  When you were describing him, I said.

• 34:05Bunnie XO?

  I mean, it was like, is he still around? Oh, that guy, no, you don't want him.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  No, I, I had a twin bed for a while.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  You had a twin bed for, you'd bring girls home to it? How did that work out? Do you just sleep really close?

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, yeah. I think it was like, it was college days for sure. Um, definitely not a dorm, but like student apartments, you know?

• 34:22Speaker 03

  So did you live with, I, great, I have questions.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 34:25Speaker 03

  Did you live with a bunch of dudes, like?

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, two dudes, but I never met him before. And it was my first time living in Tennessee. Yeah.

• 34:32Speaker 03

  Wait, so where, how'd you meet him? Craigslist?

• 34:34Speaker 02

  No, I just met him that day. It was like a, like when you apply to live there, they pair you with people.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  That was like my college dorm. Yeah, I didn't know.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I didn't know that that was even a thing. So, okay.

• 34:42Speaker 03

  How did you bring people back into those situations?

• 34:45Speaker 02

  So you shared the living room and the kitchen.

• 34:48Bunnie XO?

  Damn, I didn't.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  And everyone had their own room and bathroom. So it was very easy to just, yeah.

• 34:52Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so you guys had your own room and bathroom?

• 34:54Speaker 04

  I didn't have my own room.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Bathroom and bathroom.

• 34:56Bunnie XO?

  Elegant.

• 34:56Speaker 04

  I had to share.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  Oh, share a bathroom?

• 34:59Speaker 04

  Bathroom and room.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  Oh, I'd fight.

• 35:00Speaker 04

  Like our beds were like this. But like also, I would just be like, yo.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Were you in a dorm?

• 35:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  See, that's the difference between dorm and student. Student housing's a little better than dorms, I think.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  No, I was in a dorm.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  Dorm is a little un, un.

• 35:13Speaker 03

  And you could bring people back to your dorm?

• 35:14Speaker 04

  I would.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  Well, that's for sure.

• 35:17Bunnie XO?

  We're not keeping the dick from me.

• 35:19Speaker 04

  I'd bring them back, even if they were like asleep.

• 35:22Speaker 02

  Dog, I've been to a couple of dorms. They're pretty lit.

• 35:23Speaker 03

  Wait, so you fucked him while she was in the room asleep?

• 35:26Speaker 04

  I think so, yeah. But I think she also did the same. Kinda didn't care.

• 35:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I think once you live with somebody and you're just stuck together, you just have to figure it out.

• 35:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 35:38Speaker 03

  Oh, God, okay.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  Okay, cuz I get it.

• 35:40Bunnie XO?

  This person said, he tasted like sour milk when I kissed him. That's halitosis, baby. He must have been an alcoholic.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  I don't like it.

• 35:50Bunnie XO?

  Ooh, sour stomach. That's, that's your gut microbiome.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  If someone leaves a linger on you, immediately dumping them.

• 35:58Bunnie XO?

  A linger?

• 35:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, like a lingering smell on you.

• 36:01Bunnie XO?

  A tinge of stench.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  If they left a tinge on you, dump them.

• 36:04Speaker 04

  I have another tinge one.

• 36:05Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead.

• 36:06Speaker 04

  They smelled like SpaghettiOs and had the personality of a chip of lead paint.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  A chip of lead paint?

• 36:14Speaker 04

  We have some in the pantry.

• 36:15Speaker 03

  I like SpaghettiOs. I know.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 36:16Bunnie XO?

  The ones with the meatballs or without the meatballs?

• 36:18Speaker 04

  Oh, I love the meatballs. The meatballs are fire.

• 36:21Bunnie XO?

  I'll fucking eat the meatballs first.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  You're picking out the meatballs?

• 36:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'll eat them first. Yeah.

• 36:26Speaker 04

  No, I purposely, when I was younger, would take more out of the thing.

• 36:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 36:30Speaker 04

  And then my brother would have like two.

• 36:31Bunnie XO?

  I love the meatballs and like SpaghettiOs.

• 36:34Speaker 04

  They're fire.

• 36:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 36:36Speaker 04

  Get it?

• 36:36Bunnie XO?

  All right, so the personality of a wet chip paint or whatever they said.

• 36:40Speaker 04

  A chip of lead paint.

• 36:41Bunnie XO?

  Chip, chip of lead paint.

• 36:42Speaker 02

  Wait, chip of lead paint?

• 36:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. What color? Because it could have a lot of personality.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  Toxic.

• 36:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh, gotcha.

• 36:50Speaker 04

  I thought that'd been boring.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 36:52Bunnie XO?

  Me too.

• 36:53Speaker 03

  All right, this one says.

• 36:56Speaker 03

  I actually know this person. I had to DM them afterwards and ask him about it. He said it was the way that they kissed tongue moving in hyperspeed. He said he would, she would just jet it into his mouth.

• 37:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, like a fucking lizard, right?

• 37:11Bunnie XO?

  Like a lizard?

• 37:12Speaker 04

  I couldn't, I couldn't do that.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  Jamming into his mouth. He's like, it's like just a rocket tongue.

• 37:17Bunnie XO?

  Oh, when you kiss ladies, you gotta be sensual about it. Be sweet.

• 37:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, why are we jamming tongues into their mouths?

• 37:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, none of that. Well, that she obviously didn't practice on her wall like we talked about.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  Oh, it was a girl. I thought it was a dude.

• 37:32Speaker 03

  No, the dude messaged me. You know him too. Um, and he said that this girl would just like.

• 37:37Bunnie XO?

  This girl said his toenails. Fucking nasty men out here with witchy ass toenails.

• 37:43Speaker 03

  I know exactly what she means by witchy. It's like the curved ones.

• 37:47Speaker 04

  I know. I already know.

• 37:49Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 37:50Bunnie XO?

  I already know.

• 37:51Speaker 03

  Dude's feet?

• 37:52Speaker 04

  I kinda just don't wanna see him. Like just always wear socks.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  If I see a jean sandal combo, dude, I get so mad.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  Speaking of sandals, this person said he wore flip flops on a rope swing and the flip flops made him stumble.

• 38:07Bunnie XO?

  On a rope swing? Fuck, what the hell?

• 38:10Speaker 02

  Tripping on your flip flops.

• 38:12Bunnie XO?

  Davy Crockett? What is happening?

• 38:16Bunnie XO?

  Fucking where the red fern grows? Like, what is happening, dude?

• 38:20Speaker 03

  Seth, he just wraps his big toes around the rope swing. Could you imagine?

• 38:23Bunnie XO?

  In the sandal?

• 38:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, it just bends the sandal back.

• 38:27Speaker 02

  No, that's crazy.

• 38:29Speaker 03

  I got chills. I didn't like that one.

• 38:31Bunnie XO?

  I just felt so cold in here.

• 38:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I did. I felt that too.

• 38:34Bunnie XO?

  Okay, too. Yeah, I got chills too. Turn the spirit box on. Cause it literally got so cold.

• 38:43Bunnie XO?

  Look, I have goosebumps right now.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  All of us at one time?

• 38:46Bunnie XO?

  Yes, look at that. Stop.

• 38:47Speaker 04

  See my goosebumps?

• 38:48Speaker 02

  I've had more hair.

• 38:49Bunnie XO?

  That's weird.

• 38:50Speaker 03

  Crazy, you guys. You don't have hair. I don't even think you have the follicle to grow the hair.

• 38:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, put the spirit box on because something just happened. That was crazy.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  That was crazy right now.

• 39:01Bunnie XO?

  Uh, this lady said no ear lobes.

• 39:03Speaker 03

  No.

• 39:04Bunnie XO?

  I have questions. Did they, was it a dog? Did they get their ears cropped? What is happening? Yeah, like what is, how do you just miss ear lobes?

• 39:12Speaker 03

  Uh, I mean, okay, but I have seen it.

• 39:15Bunnie XO?

  So is it if they have those big things in it and then have them?

• 39:17Speaker 03

  No, I've just seen it where like the, the lobe doesn't come down. It just goes like the bend goes straight to, it's like a perfect C.

• 39:23Speaker 02

  It's like the ear took a shortcut.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  It just went straight to the head instead of taking like a detour.

• 39:28Speaker 03

  Uh, just on the bottom, it just sees out. There's no little.

• 39:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, there's a lot less surface area.

• 39:34Speaker 03

  Have you ever seen someone with like incredibly small ears?

• 39:37Bunnie XO?

  Mm hmm. Yeah, and incredibly big ears.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  You know, your ears never stop growing.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  I'm so excited for that.

• 39:45Speaker 03

  I have to sneeze, hold on.

• 39:46Bunnie XO?

  Achoo. I mean, bless you.

• 39:48Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 39:53Bunnie XO?

  She said achoo, bless you.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  You did a sneeze as you bless yourself.

• 39:59Speaker 03

  That was like when you answered yourself in the car the other night. Should I suck your dick? No, ew.

• 40:04Bunnie XO?

  What happened?

• 40:05Speaker 04

  I'd be, I, I will literally answer myself sometimes.

• 40:09Speaker 03

  To someone else and then answered it herself. She's like, should I suck your dick? No, ew.

• 40:14Speaker 02

  When was this?

• 40:15Speaker 03

  When we were drunk coming out of the bar the other night.

• 40:17Bunnie XO?

  Oh, Lord. Oh, my friend Anthony, he's so funny. He's like a comedian on Facebook or on Instagram or fucking social media, one of those platforms. Anyways, he said one rogue hair around her butthole, holding on to a large piece of toilet paper for dear life.

• 40:33Speaker 03

  Rogue hair? No, I bet you she washed her hair and the hair got stuck in her butt crack.

• 40:39Bunnie XO?

  Maybe.

• 40:39Speaker 02

  Wait, say it again. The hair was attached to what?

• 40:42Speaker 03

  A rogue piece of toilet paper.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  Oh, it's the dingleberry. Just fucking.

• 40:47Speaker 03

  Would you just flick it off?

• 40:48Speaker 02

  Of course. That's not, that's not a sign of bad hygiene. That's the bad timing.

• 40:54Speaker 03

  That timing, that's so funny.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  That timing is crazy.

• 40:59Speaker 02

  That's what it is. Bad timing.

• 41:00Speaker 04

  Guys, we got two words. The first one was console. Either console table, table?

• 41:06Speaker 03

  Table?

• 41:08Bunnie XO?

  What'd I say? What'd they say?

• 41:11Speaker 03

  She stuttered.

• 41:11Speaker 04

  Now I gotta stop.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  In the whole podcast. Stop.

• 41:18Bunnie XO?

  End it right now. All right, one last one. Oh wait, here's the Hollywood undead one. I still wanna know which one it was. I do. Um, he came too fast and then he went into the bathroom and I could tell he was crying in there. And he tried to hold back tears when he came back to me. No, I didn't finish, but I laughed hard now. I need a man, not a little boy.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  That's not fair. It could have been a minute for him.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  Bro, imagine being so hot and then you make a guy come that fast and then you're like, you suck.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  That's cute.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 41:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like, did he make her like?

• 41:53Bunnie XO?

  She didn't come. She said she didn't finish.

• 41:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like you could have gone more rounds.

• 41:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, yeah, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like totally fucking like make him feel like the man, whatever, and then fuck again.

• 42:04Speaker 04

  Go round two, yeah.

• 42:05Speaker 03

  Two, like you just accept the fact you were hot and he busted.

• 42:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  A little sugar free Gatorade and then he's hot back in there.

• 42:12Bunnie XO?

  So horny from the sexual tension. What?

• 42:14Speaker 04

  What?

• 42:15Bunnie XO?

  Is that the, is that the round two starter pack?

• 42:18Speaker 02

  A yellow sugar free Gatorade. I'll go crack it and then.

• 42:21Speaker 04

  But it's not sugar free.

• 42:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  I don't do, I don't do that. I don't know.

• 42:25Speaker 04

  That's just a you thing.

• 42:26Speaker 02

  It's me thing. Yeah.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought this was like universal.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  No, just for me. I like the hydration from the yellow one.

• 42:32Bunnie XO?

  Me too. I prefer it. It's my favorite.

• 42:34Speaker 04

  I get it. It's a little like pine solly, but I love it. Like a little cleanerish. Doesn't taste like cleaner to you?

• 42:41Bunnie XO?

  I love the yellow ones.

• 42:42Speaker 04

  Doesn't taste like cleaner?

• 42:43Speaker 02

  What's your favorite Gatorade?

• 42:44Speaker 03

  Didn't think it tasted like anything.

• 42:46Speaker 04

  The blue.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  The blue one?

• 42:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, light blue.

• 42:47Bunnie XO?

  I guess.

• 42:49Speaker 04

  I call it by its government name.

• 42:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  What?

• 42:51Speaker 02

  What's it?

• 42:52Speaker 04

  Glacier Freeze.

• 42:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, you, you have to call it by its color.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:56Speaker 03

  Someone here?

• 42:56Speaker 04

  Sorry. Full cover. Full gubby. Kennedy. You said it's someone here and it said Kennedy.

• 43:03Bunnie XO?

  All right, Kennedy. We love you.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  Kennedy.

• 43:05Speaker 04

  Like J F.

• 43:07Bunnie XO?

  All right, guys. Thank you guys so much for submitting in all of your, uh, your little petty reasons for breaking up with people. We will come up with a new topic for next week and I cannot wait to see what you guys submit. And if you guys wanna submit, go to all of our Instagrams and once we put the subject up, Ask, Tell, Confess, DM us, or if you have just a story and you want us to create, um, uh, an episode out of it, just send us your story. All right. Love you guys. Talk to you later. See you next week. Bye.

• 43:41Bunnie XO?

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• 44:20Bunnie XO?

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