Ask, Tell, Confess: Get Your Kid Off Bumble

This week's Ask, Tell, Confess is jam-packed with weirdness. First, a confession about a man who pooped in a closet, and Meme shares her horrid Torrid moment. Then, a listener is shocked by what she sees when she finds her husband asleep, naked and spread-eagle. The crew plans to get weird in Italy, Bunnie takes over her friends’ Bumble accounts, and they break down the ultimate Bumble dealbreakers. The gals also give their covenly advice on friend breakups and how to protect your peace. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

  Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the DeForts, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up.

• 0:47Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends. Welcome back to Ask Tell. And Tell.

• 1:05Bunnie XO?

  Jodgy said I'm out of here, bro.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Is it enough?

• 1:08Bunnie XO?

  Excuse me. You don't want to work? You got a comer in your keep, buddy?

• 1:14Speaker 01

  That was funny.

• 1:15Bunnie XO?

  Jodgy, that was comical, man. He wasn't into it. He didn't like it.

• 1:19Speaker 01

  He's not, he's not into it today.

• 1:20Bunnie XO?

  He hated it. You know, you've been getting really grumpy in your old age, son. It's alright.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:26Bunnie XO?

  Still love you. How's everybody doing?

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Doing good. Miss you guys. It's been a while, guys. I missed you. Did you see the post I sent you? I was like, I haven't seen my friends in so long, wouldn't find I get shy?

• 1:39Bunnie XO?

  I know, I miss you guys. I feel like we've just been fucking living life, man.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Going.

• 1:44Bunnie XO?

  Trying to get ready.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  L-I-V-I-N.

• 1:46Bunnie XO?

  I guess we accidentally announced Jay's Australian tour. Did you guys see all that?

• 1:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:51Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, it made headline news. So apparently, but here's the thing, I saw ads on Facebook for it. So I thought everybody knew that we were going.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  I didn't know about it.

• 2:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Well, well. We're coming Australia. I just don't know the exact dates, but we're coming, baby. And when we do, you guys better sell it out, okay? Sell that motherfucker out, because we're coming, baby. What'd you say?

• 2:16Speaker 01

  I didn't know.

• 2:17Bunnie XO?

  I didn't either.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  Didn't know that either.

• 2:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I didn't either. I didn't either. Um, who wants to kick this off? I do.

• 2:23Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  I never kick it off.

• 2:26Speaker 01

  I'm next.

• 2:27Bunnie XO?

  Okay, you kick it off. Go ahead. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to beat you to the punch.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  No, it's okay. Go.

• 2:30Bunnie XO?

  No, I knew you were excited. Go.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Wow. Okay, um, sorry to the listeners that are over the poop stories, but here it goes.

• 2:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh, for the love of God.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  Oh, this is great. My best friend and I lived in an apartment together right after high school. She was dating a guy we had known for several years and went to school with, and we partied hard, but he really pushed it to the limit. We got pretty drunk one night and he stayed the night with her. She said she woke up around five in the morning to him passed out in her closet, covered in shit.

• 2:57Bunnie XO?

  Closet?

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Closet. Covered in shit and it all over her clothes and other things in her closet. She proceeded to wake him up. He got up and went straight to the bathroom to clean himself up. And when he was done, he came into her bedroom and said, "It wasn't me," and just walked out and left.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  That's my favorite part.

• 3:21Bunnie XO?

  The gaslighting.

• 3:24Speaker 01

  "It wasn't me," left. I had no idea any of this happened until a few days later. A belt of mine she had borrowed was sitting in an empty beer box by her trash. I started to pull it out of the box and she screamed, "Don't touch that." She told me the whole story of what had happened and explained that there was a massive turd that got stuck to my belt in the midst of his shit incident. We laughed hysterically about it and she also shed a tear.

• 3:47Bunnie XO?

  Okay, first of all, I have never been that drunk to where I am loose booty.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  Me either.

• 3:53Bunnie XO?

  I can't, I mean.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  You guys don't get beer shits?

• 3:57Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Oh, I've seen people get beer shits where they're just like side of the road, just spraying.

• 4:02Bunnie XO?

  Really? Is it from the wheat or the gluten?

• 4:05Speaker 01

  Oh, I bet you the gluten. That makes sense.

• 4:08Bunnie XO?

  Golly. Wasn't me. Yeah. Wasn't me. I could never like, and then to just shit everywhere like do, have you been that drunk? I've listened, I've been really drunk to where I'm like blackout, but I still would know if I'm fucking shatting everywhere, you know? Oh, God. You know, like. It had to have been just like a water hose, just like.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  I've never been so drunk to where I've like peed on myself, thrown up on myself, or shit myself.

• 4:33Bunnie XO?

  Okay, well, I did puke in my bed one time. The last time I ever drank, I puke in my bed, puked in my bed in front of Jay. All fours in your bed, just. And I will never, I, I never drank again after, well, I like here and there very rarely, but yeah. So, and that was enough to embarrass me. So if that guy even picked up a fucking glass of alcohol after he shit everywhere, man.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Sure he did.

• 4:53Bunnie XO?

  Like a freaking shitty sprinkler, just shitting everywhere.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Any sprinkler.

• 4:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, just shitting everywhere.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  I wonder if he was on like medication, you know?

• 5:03Bunnie XO?

  I mean, that's very sweet of you, Jaime. I love that. Why are we taking up this shit? Who's shy about? Have you shit in a fucking closet before? Was it you?

• 5:11Speaker 02

  But I've had to clean, when I, when I cleaned rooms, I actually walked up to a room and there was shit on like the front door.

• 5:19Bunnie XO?

  Wait, you used to clean rooms?

• 5:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a housekeeper.

• 5:22Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my gosh. Tell me what are the crazy, what's the craziest shit you've ever seen cleaning up a room?

• 5:26Speaker 02

  It was that, it was that day, it was shit on the front door. I walk in and there's shit from the front door that leads all the way up stairs.

• 5:35Bunnie XO?

  Ew.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  So it looked like a monkey enclosure, like it was nuts. I was like, what? And I was the first one in there.

• 5:41Bunnie XO?

  Who's got that much shit in them? That's wild.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  Turns out he was like some professor who partied a little too hard with pills and.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  Professor?

• 5:48Speaker 02

  There was shit in this, in the, um, all over, like the bed, the, uh, bathroom, the, oh, the, the shower, the shower was still a mess. I don't know.

• 5:57Bunnie XO?

  They had the old waffle stomp.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it wa, it was bad.

• 6:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my God, I just remembered my dream. No. Excuse me? Why did waffle stomp? Because you shit in a shower. I did? I shit in a shower? I wish I could fucking shit in a shower. That's so weird. That was my dream just came to me. Shower before, but I wish I could actually like shit in a shower now. There's no way I could do that. I've shit in a pool before. I've shit in a lazy river at fucking. You shit in your dress? Wild. I shit in a dress one time. And then scooped it up and took it to Jay and was like, look. It was a little nugget. He was mortified. He didn't know what to do with me.

• 6:37Speaker 03

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• 7:44Speaker 04

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• 8:14Speaker 03

  Yeah. All right. Go ahead, Mims.

• 8:16Speaker 05

  All right.

• 8:18Speaker 03

  And moving on.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  I spill entirely way too much on this podcast. I'm telling you, you guys need to start fucking telling your most embarrassing stories because I'm the only one who talks about-

• 8:28Speaker 05

  I don't think I have anything- I don't have anything that lives up to. Like my titty popped out and it toured one time, but that's about it.

• 8:34Speaker 03

  Wait, say that again?

• 8:36Bunnie XO?

  What happened?

• 8:36Speaker 05

  I don't have a super embarrassing story. It's like my titty popped out in a Tord one time, but that was about it.

• 8:41Bunnie XO?

  In a tour?

• 8:42Speaker 05

  Tord, like the store, fat girl store.

• 8:44Bunnie XO?

  Oh, a Tord.

• 8:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, I bent over and my boob just came out of my dress.

• 8:48Bunnie XO?

  Who saw it?

• 8:49Speaker 05

  A lady approached me and said, ma'am, your titty's hanging out.

• 8:52Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you were just waltzing around with the old nipples?

• 8:53Speaker 05

  I did, I was trying on shoes, so I had bent down.

• 8:55Bunnie XO?

  Doing the old areola stroll.

• 8:56Speaker 05

  I did, she came over and whispered, man, your titty's out. I said, let me just scoop that back up in there.

• 9:04Bunnie XO?

  Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.

• 9:05Speaker 05

  I can't even think.

• 9:07Bunnie XO?

  I haven't even seen your nipples and I've been with you for fucking ages.

• 9:09Speaker 05

  I haven't either. You know how much, you know, this is why I sleep in her bed.

• 9:12Bunnie XO?

  At all.

• 9:13Speaker 05

  I try.

• 9:14Bunnie XO?

  Like, and we travel so much, like, how do you hide?

• 9:17Speaker 05

  We share rooms and I've got nothing.

• 9:25Speaker 05

  Anyways.

• 9:28Speaker 05

  Alright. This was clipped out, back and forth.

• 9:34Speaker 05

  Alright, uh, last weekend I had fallen asleep.

• 9:37Bunnie XO?

  And then end it with Mimi saying anyways.

• 9:43Bunnie XO?

  We're not allowed to get together, we just do stupid shit.

• 9:45Speaker 05

  Last weekend I had fallen asleep sitting up in bed and when I woke up to lay down and get comfy, I looked over at my fiance who was on his back, spread eagle with a dildo in his ass. And I was so turned on. This is not the first time he has done this and definitely not the last. He jacked off while I pulled the dildo in and out until he came. It was the greatest. Are you still trying to get Jay to do butt stuff?

• 10:14Bunnie XO?

  Okay, first of all, don't put this on me, ladies, alright? Don't try to gaslight me, buddy. Uh, so the butt stuff I talk about with Jay is a finger. My husband will never let me fucking ever put anything, not even a tongue barely in his asshole. So.

• 10:33Speaker 05

  Barely, hold on.

• 10:35Bunnie XO?

  Like, I mean.

• 10:37Speaker 05

  Could you imagine though, looking over and he's just?

• 10:39Bunnie XO?

  I'm not trying to imagine this.

• 10:40Bunnie XO?

  Was he awake or was he asleep?

• 10:42Speaker 05

  He fell asleep with the inside.

• 10:45Bunnie XO?

  How do you fall asleep with a fucking dildo in your ass?

• 10:47Speaker 05

  I mean, maybe it hit his little spot back there.

• 10:49Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 10:51Speaker 05

  His little walnut.

• 10:51Bunnie XO?

  And then she, she just woke up and just fucking rah rah, just rammed it?

• 10:54Speaker 05

  Walnut.

• 10:55Bunnie XO?

  Oh, walnut.

• 10:58Bunnie XO?

  Listen, man.

• 10:59Speaker 05

  Hey, thanks for the confession. That was great.

• 11:02Bunnie XO?

  Different strokes.

• 11:02Speaker 01

  It went from confess to ask.

• 11:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, literally. She was like, and here's the alley-oop. Well, listen, I love that you guys are that close and I love that he can be himself with you.

• 11:12Speaker 05

  Wow, I'm here for it.

• 11:13Bunnie XO?

  I'm just baffled that he fell asleep with the fucking dildo.

• 11:15Speaker 05

  That's, that's the most concerning part for me.

• 11:17Bunnie XO?

  They had to have been drunk.

• 11:18Speaker 05

  What if, but what if it like sucked up inside while he was asleep?

• 11:22Bunnie XO?

  Then that's a fucking problem. That's what I'm saying. Like, how did he fucking fall asleep with that shit in?

• 11:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 11:30Bunnie XO?

  They had to have been lit. There's no way.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, I could not fall asleep with something in my ass.

• 11:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and to fall asleep, spread eagle like that?

• 11:40Speaker 05

  Spread eagle, man.

• 11:41Bunnie XO?

  No, I don't.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  We don't, we don't ick anyone's yum, but.

• 11:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:44Speaker 05

  Be safer and take it out when you're done.

• 11:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, cuz that motherfucker will fucking up in there.

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• 12:55Bunnie XO?

  All right. Ask. How does one break up with a friend when that person is a part of a friend group? I think I'm just in a different headspace in my life right now and she can be very, very toxic. I need to protect my peace.

• 13:09Speaker 05

  That's really like a hard one.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  I feel like I've had to do that. You just gotta like pull away slow. Well, if you're me.

• 13:15Speaker 05

  It doesn't have to be dramatic, though.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yes.

• 13:18Bunnie XO?

  I was just.

• 13:19Speaker 01

  Excited quietly.

• 13:20Bunnie XO?

  See, here's my problem and I, my husband and I talked about this last night is that I over explain myself to people and I shouldn't, but at the same time, I want somebody to know that I'm not fucking with them. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, if you did something to me, I want you to know that you did something to me and we are not going to be cordial anymore. I, instead of just like pulling away and like being weird about it, cause that makes everybody uncomfortable, cause nobody knows like what's going on and then we have to like track you down and then that person probably is gonna try to reach out to you and be like, hey, did I do something, you know? Whereas if you just tell people straight up, hey, man, this really bothered me. This really hurt my feelings. Or if it's multiple, it seems like it's multiple situations. This really bothered me and I just don't feel like you

• 14:03Bunnie XO?

  and I are on the same wavelength right now. I love you, but I just think we need a little space. And that's literally all it has to be.

• 14:09Speaker 05

  I think the difference is, is you're so comfortable with uncomfortable conversations and majority of the world is not.

• 14:14Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  The tourist in me cuts people off like in private and I will never fuck with you again.

• 14:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  But.

• 14:20Speaker 05

  I think with me and you, like, we can sit down and talk about anything. Like, anything is on the table.

• 14:25Bunnie XO?

  I would rather know where I stand with people.

• 14:26Speaker 05

  A lot of people can't do that. And especially like having like employees and owning a business. I wasn't that great in the beginning. Also, it took me years to get comfortable enough to just sit someone down and tell them exactly how I felt. Like, yo, you did this. It, it caused this reaction and we need to find a solution.

• 14:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:44Speaker 05

  And not a lot of people can actually do that. Like, would you be able to take an employee, sit them down face to face and tell them they fucked up?

• 14:49Speaker 01

  No, but I can text it.

• 14:51Bunnie XO?

  See, Bailey, when Bailey's in trouble, she'll try to text me and I will tell her, Bailey, come downstairs and let's talk about this.

• 15:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:00Bunnie XO?

  Because I feel like texting people is like the new wave of, like, your generation. You guys hide behind it.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  It also comes from, I feel like my trauma too.

• 15:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Like my childhood trauma for sure.

• 15:11Speaker 05

  You didn't feel, you didn't have someone comfortable enough to just sit down and open up too?

• 15:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I didn't either, but I've somehow managed to just fucking, I don't know. Maybe it's part of my fucking. Tism. I just fucking have to let everybody know. I have to know where I stand with everybody.

• 15:26Speaker 05

  It's black and white for you. There's no in-between.

• 15:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, there's no in-between. Like either we're cool or we're not.

• 15:32Speaker 05

  Yeah. And so whatever way works best for you of breaking up with your friend, whether it's just maybe, and maybe it doesn't need to be a breakup. Essentially more of like, yeah, space.

• 15:42Bunnie XO?

  Protect your peace at all costs. If somebody is making you feel like they're not appreciating what you're bringing to the table, then remove yourself from that table.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  A hundred percent. I've removed a lot of people from my life this year. That's been my like same.

• 15:56Bunnie XO?

  I don't even get mad. Listen, I don't even get mad at people anymore when they get removed out of my life. Like before I used to get so mad and just be like, fuck them. And now I'm just like, you know what? I wish them the best.

• 16:05Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 16:06Bunnie XO?

  I wish you the best. Like I don't wish you ill will. I don't fucking wanna be, feel any sort of way towards you. I just know that your life is gonna suck without me. So.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  Bye bye.

• 16:19Bunnie XO?

  Toodle-oo.

• 16:19Speaker 05

  Bye.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  I have a fun little ask.

• 16:23Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 16:24Speaker 01

  If you would eat one or more than one.

• 16:27Bunnie XO?

  Stole one.

• 16:30Bunnie XO?

  Stole it from me.

• 16:31Speaker 05

  Oh, that was yours.

• 16:32Bunnie XO?

  It's okay. Go ahead.

• 16:33Speaker 05

  It's a good one. It's a good one.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  If you could eat one or more than one food every day for the rest of your life without any dietary consequences, what would it be?

• 16:41Bunnie XO?

  Nope. Without dietary consequences?

• 16:44Speaker 05

  Boldak noodles.

• 16:47Bunnie XO?

  Is that yours?

• 16:47Speaker 05

  It's her hyper fixation currently.

• 16:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:51Bunnie XO?

  If I could eat something every day without dietary, probably.

• 16:57Bunnie XO?

  Ah, I don't know. Probably either tacos, al gordo, fucking tacos, or just like a really good fucking like cheeseburger.

• 17:08Speaker 05

  That's a hard one for me. Cause I don't like repetitive foods.

• 17:13Bunnie XO?

  Well, just say, just say for shits and gigs.

• 17:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, pastas. Every shape of pasta.

• 17:18Bunnie XO?

  You're on the bull deck train with me.

• 17:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like, I don't just want one type of pasta. I want like the angel hair.

• 17:24Bunnie XO?

  Uh.

• 17:24Speaker 05

  And the bow.

• 17:25Bunnie XO?

  Bow tie.

• 17:26Speaker 05

  Bow.

• 17:26Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I can't wait.

• 17:26Speaker 05

  Literally where I was going, a good bow tie.

• 17:28Bunnie XO?

  Oh, when we go to Italy, motherfuckers, I'm already ma- mapping out everywhere we need to eat.

• 17:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:33Bunnie XO?

  I am so excited.

• 17:35Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 17:35Bunnie XO?

  Cannot freaking wait.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  I'm gonna eat a lot of pasta and pizza.

• 17:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh, same, guys. I'm gonna.

• 17:41Speaker 05

  With like, I want the pasta that's made inside the cheese wheel.

• 17:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, all of it. I want every freaking piece of pasta, bread, pizza.

• 17:50Speaker 05

  Oh, breads there.

• 17:50Bunnie XO?

  I want, oh my god, we're gonna have so much fun. And we're gonna be running around Italy for a week before a tour even starts.

• 17:56Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:57Bunnie XO?

  We're gonna be straight up Italiano. Oh, I got something we could talk about. I got, speaking of going out of the country and all that shit, I convinced Tasha to get on fucking Bumble. So Tasha and Mo are on Bumble now. And like, we literally had to start like, we had to start swiping for Tash because she was so fucking nervous about it. And I, apparently, they have a travel mode that's on Bumble now, so when you're out of town, people know you're traveling. Do you ever use travel mode?

• 18:29Speaker 05

  When I was on Bumble, yeah. But you know, you also know Bumble is the girl has a message first.

• 18:33Bunnie XO?

  Right, right, right. So, and I told Tasha that. So I was literally sitting there swiping for her, right? And then she matched with this one dude. He was fucking cute as hell, right? And he's like, would you, he's like, would you like to dine in or dine out? And I said, in me? Question mark? And she's like, buddy! But it got the dude's attention. And he's like, I would love to after I cook you dinner and rub your feet. She's like, he's not fucking rubbing my feet. Like, it was so funny, but.

• 18:59Speaker 05

  Funny.

• 19:00Bunnie XO?

  I'm so excited because when we're in Europe, I declare a whore tour.

• 19:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:04Bunnie XO?

  I literally told my husband, I was like, listen.

• 19:08Speaker 03

  We're fucking. In every fucking city, it's gonna get weird. Like, I'm gonna chase you around, we're gonna eat, and we're gonna fuck, and that's all we're doing.

• 19:17Bunnie XO?

  Or at the same time.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  I told-

• 19:19Bunnie XO?

  Isn't that what Eat, Pray, Love is?

• 19:21Speaker 03

  Literally. I told Tasha and Mo, I was like, you, Haley, and Tosh all need to fucking get different wieners in every fucking city. I don't care. Like, who gives a fuck? Not here for a good ti- not here for a long time, here for a good time. You know what I'm saying? But I do have something to say about these fucking dudes on Bumble, okay? 12 celebrities, one Don, and cold, hard cash from the producers of Traitors comes The Mob, a new Hulu original series, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+ and this unique new reality competition show hosted by the iconic Parker Posey. What up, girl? 12 celebrity contestants are about to become members of a powerful family for two weeks in a lavish Italian villa.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  They'll shake down and hustle to win a share of up to $250,000. And every good mob needs a Don. Whoever they choose to lead them will have absolute power deciding who stays and who gets taken out, who makes money, and who walks away with nothing. In a game of power where loyalty and trust are the currency, will the most powerful reality contestant in TV history be able to keep the family happy? And if they're overthrown by the mob, who's gonna step up and become the new Don? Let the games begin. Watch The Mob, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+. For bundle subscribers, terms apply. I'll be tuning in. So as I was swiping for Tasha, oh, you come back up here for the Bumble talk, huh?

• 20:41Bunnie XO?

  He's like, I like to hear you.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  I too love a good Bumble talk. Um, as I was swiping for Tosh, I was noticing a lot of men in their profile pics have like, first of all, if you have a picture of you and a child on a dating app-

• 20:57Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  That is fucking so weird.

• 21:00Bunnie XO?

  Stop having your main profile picture. I don't care if you're an uncle. I don't care if you're a fucking dad. That shit's not cute. Nobody wants, nobody wants to think about fucking you while you're smiling, holding a kid in your fucking profile picture.

• 21:16Speaker 05

  So mad. You're like offering up a photo of your child that just infuriates me.

• 21:20Bunnie XO?

  Literally. It's disgusting. You guys need to stop that. There's nothing attractive about that.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  So I would not put my child just out there.

• 21:28Bunnie XO?

  And then I, I noticed another pattern with these men on Bumble is they will take up their, their main picture will be a picture of them plus four other guys.

• 21:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:37Bunnie XO?

  How the fuck?

• 21:38Speaker 01

  Because, because it's always the ugliest one.

• 21:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, I saw a trend about this on TikTok one time. It was like, that was how you know that they're the ugliest one of the group is if there's a group photo as their first picture.

• 21:50Bunnie XO?

  It's frustrating. My ADD can't handle even browsing. I will not even look at your profile.

• 21:55Speaker 05

  I have a question because I've never done dating apps.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 21:58Speaker 05

  You're saying like you're swiping, right?

• 22:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:01Speaker 05

  And it's a picture of everyone. Do you have to swipe to see more photos or can you?

• 22:04Bunnie XO?

  You have to like swipe up, but by that time I'm frustrated and I don't care. Like my, you've lost my attention because I have to fucking weed out who you are. And can we stop fucking posting pictures with nothing but sunglasses on? Like we want to see your fucking, your precious eyes. Like let us see those fucking gorgeous little, you know, eyeballs.

• 22:23Speaker 01

  Love to see your teeth.

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  Because half of you guys are missing them. And I need to see your teeth.

• 22:29Bunnie XO?

  Are they really missing teeth on there?

• 22:31Speaker 01

  You know how many times, you know how many times I've talked to someone on like Tinder or Bumble? And like they'll send like so fine. And then they'll send me selfies and it'd be like no teeth. Nothing against no teeth, but.

• 22:44Bunnie XO?

  It's just not what you're into.

• 22:45Speaker 05

  Put it out there in the beginning though. That's not to mean you should find out later on.

• 22:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, like smile. Like having a third nip. I like crooked teeth, whatever fucked up teeth, but like I would like to see it beforehand.

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So I mean, I feel like the guys that do the multiple pictures or do the sunglasses, I feel like they have like a significant other. And they're either trying to hide or blame it on the friend. Like, oh, my friend made that, that page. That's not my page. That's his page. He's just using my name or something like that, you know? And I feel like, I don't know. I just noticed a bunch of shady shit on Bumble and you guys need to knock it the fuck off.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  Yeah. Also let's eliminate the fish.

• 23:23Bunnie XO?

  I, I didn't see any fish.

• 23:24Speaker 01

  Oh, wow. When I was on it, it was nothing but men holding fish.

• 23:29Bunnie XO?

  What the fuck?

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Just fish.

• 23:31Bunnie XO?

  Where were you in Alabama?

• 23:33Speaker 01

  Here.

• 23:34Bunnie XO?

  Okay, haven't made it to that part yet, but when I get ahold of Tasha's phone, because I have to swipe for her. And then there was this one dude that looked like Joe Goldberg. I mean, fucking spitting image of him, right?

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Beautiful.

• 23:45Bunnie XO?

  And I thought I was being fucking witty, right? And he, he writes, Tasha, send him a kiss. I sent him a kissy face and then he wrote Tasha back saying hi. And I said, say it's you, but capitalize you, you know, to see if he knows that what it is. And he's like, what? With like ultimate, like just fucking so many fucking exclamation points. And Tasha was like, it's a Netflix series, dude. And the dude never replied back to her.

• 24:09Speaker 05

  All right. Wow. That's dramatic as fuck, bro.

• 24:14Bunnie XO?

  But I think I feel like he might've been like a serial killer. Something's wrong with him.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  He could've. I've been caught.

• 24:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. He probably thought it was like a friend of a friend, like saying, oh, it's you, you know?

• 24:25Speaker 05

  What's her age range?

• 24:28Bunnie XO?

  You guys know, you guys know Tasha loves.

• 24:32Speaker 05

  She's like 25.

• 24:34Bunnie XO?

  25.

• 24:35Speaker 05

  35.

• 24:36Bunnie XO?

  25 to 41. I got her to go to 41. I said, there are some good looking 40 year olds.

• 24:40Speaker 05

  It could be, yes.

• 24:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I was like, so, you know, and the guy that she actually thinks is really cute is 39. So, yeah. Not bad at all.

• 24:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And then Mo found her a little dilly dally. She might be going on a date this weekend. Little Mo Mo.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  God, do I need to fucking hop back on?

• 24:57Bunnie XO?

  You know, I think so, because the girls are, it's fucking, they're hot to trot right now.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  I've just, half of those men have already been on like, are we dating the same guy in Asheville? Most of the time. So I just.

• 25:08Bunnie XO?

  Me and Mimi were literally investigating Mo Mo's little fling last night.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I need to see this after.

• 25:14Bunnie XO?

  He's not terrible looking.

• 25:16Speaker 05

  He, he was really good looking. Like it.

• 25:18Bunnie XO?

  I don't know about really good looking.

• 25:19Speaker 05

  No, I just meant like it wasn't.

• 25:20Bunnie XO?

  Wasn't terrible.

• 25:22Speaker 05

  He wasn't missing all his teeth.

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And he has his own business.

• 25:26Speaker 05

  Yeah. It was a good setup. Like there was nothing that we found that was like.

• 25:31Bunnie XO?

  She doesn't have socials though.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Does she have any pictures or Tasha have any with you in it?

• 25:36Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 25:37Bunnie XO?

  Good. I don't want to be on fucking Bumble.

• 25:39Speaker 01

  Well, just, I, I always make sure I don't put anything of like what I do or who I work with.

• 25:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  Until I've already like made a connection.

• 25:48Bunnie XO?

  Pre-vetted them.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Because people could try to use one of them.

• 25:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  Like it to y'all. Like it's scary out there.

• 25:54Bunnie XO?

  Well, good luck. And we're X-ing motherfuckers out left and right. So I don't, even Scott, I tell Scott, I love you, brother. I don't want to meet your hoes. And I know that sounds rude because I, I was watching that clip back the other day whenever I posted it on TikTok. And I sound like I'm being so rude because I'm like, I don't want to meet you guys. But it's like, you don't understand. I have to meet these girls. And if I don't like them, then I have to fucking literally endure them every day. But if I do like them and then Scott ends up fucking breaking their heart or fucking, you know, being a player.

• 26:22Speaker 05

  You're like the kid in the relationship.

• 26:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. And then it's like, I have to like, I want to be nice to you, but I can't because you know, so it's like, I'd rather just not meet you. And if you can stick around for two years, then I'll fucking be nice to you. Other than that, I don't want to know.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  No, no relationship.

• 26:36Bunnie XO?

  And then now Scott's like, should I get on Bumble? And I'm like, fuck no. I'm like, hell no. You don't even, you can't stay home for more than 24 hours.

• 26:44Speaker 05

  That's like a, like, an absolute like pool for him.

• 26:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no.

• 26:48Speaker 05

  He already gets enough from TikTok.

• 26:50Bunnie XO?

  Bro.

• 26:51Speaker 05

  It's crazy.

• 26:52Bunnie XO?

  He's with some like little 29 year old now.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Oh, I met her.

• 26:55Bunnie XO?

  You met her?

• 26:56Speaker 01

  Yes, at the bar this past weekend.

• 26:58Bunnie XO?

  Was she sweet?

• 27:00Speaker 01

  She was alright.

• 27:01Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 27:03Bunnie XO?

  Okay. All right. Well, there you go. And that's why I don't meet them.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:07Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I can't wait to, well, we're gonna leave because I want to, I want to find out the details. See you guys next week. Love you. Bye.

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