Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Cheating, Backstabbing, & Stories That Crossed Every Line About this episode On this episode of Ask, Tell, Confess, the gang spirals (fast) into absolute chaos. From catching a cheating baby daddy on camera to friends stealing and crossing lines you don’t come back from, the betrayal stories are WILD. Add in unhinged pranks, a pocket bullet gone wrong, and a front yard incident that’ll have you questioning everything… yeah, it gets feral.
They close it out with nostalgic, cringe-worthy throwbacks—childhood trauma, middle school madness, and the kind of stories you won't believe actually happened. No filters, no shame, just straight Coven chaos.
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0:52 Speaker 01 Wayfair, every style, every home. Ask, tell, confess.
1:11 Bunnie XO? Hello, friends. Welcome back to another Ask, Tell, Confess.
1:41 Bunnie XO? How's everybody doing? We're batch filming right now.
1:43 Speaker 02 Guess what? I haven't seen you guys in forever.
1:45 Bunnie XO? I know.
1:45 Speaker 02 You are number two on the New York Times Bestseller, and you are number one in audio.
1:51 Bunnie XO? Damn!
1:51 Speaker 02 Week three, guys.
1:53 Bunnie XO? Number two, baby. I'll take it.
1:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:57 Bunnie XO? First the worst, second the best. Let's go. Who's number one?
2:01 Speaker 02 I don't know.
2:02 Bunnie XO? Look.
2:02 Speaker 02 Well, you can't, yeah, it's not published, yeah. We had the insight.
2:05 Bunnie XO? Damn, three weeks on the New York Times Bestseller. Let's fucking go.
2:09 Speaker 02 Let's go.
2:10 Bunnie XO? Crazy. I love that.
2:12 Speaker 02 Number one in audio.
2:13 Bunnie XO? Yay. Number one in audio, baby. We're still number one. That's awesome, dude. I can't. Crazy.
2:20 Speaker 02 I think, honestly... More people enjoyed listening to you read it after reading it. So like a lot of people read it and then saw the reviews of how good the audio was and then listened to it again after already reading it. And everyone says it is truly like a storytelling when you hear your voice say it.
2:37 Bunnie XO? I love that. I didn't know this, but at the time until right before we recorded, but you can win a Grammy for narrating a book. Yeah. So I hope that's, I just want to put it in the air that I would love to win a Grammy. Four in the book. That would be amazing. How do you even top that? How do you even write another book?
2:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, literally.
2:58 Bunnie XO? New York Times bestseller three weeks in a row, fucking, um, and number one audio and then a Grammy.
3:05 Speaker 02 Crazy.
3:06 Bunnie XO? Crazy dude. I don't know. Thank you, Jesus. I am blessed and I'm thankful for that. So, all right, well, I had posted on the dumb blonde podcast Facebook page. I saw, I think it was like, I don't know. It was one of these, um, social media sites like Shade Room or something like that had posted this. And I was like, oh, this is a great topic. It's what's the grimiest shit a friend ever did to you? Let me hear y'all's stories. And you guys left a bunch of stories. So who wants to kick this one off?
3:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'll go.
3:38 Bunnie XO? Go ahead, memes.
3:39 Speaker 02 I really hope you guys don't take this one anymore.
3:41 Bunnie XO? I've got a few, so you better not take mine.
3:43 Speaker 02 This person said, they, um, her friend flew across the country to visit her. She drank every drop of booze in her apartment, went outside to have a smoke and proceeded to have a loud video sex with her boyfriend on the lawn of her building where 15 other tenants were living. She told my neighbor, this guy pounded her so good that her puss looked like ground beef.
4:08 Bunnie XO? Damn. Dude must've been packing a powerful punch. Gosh.
4:14 Speaker 02 How do you make it look like ground beef?
4:16 Bunnie XO? That means she had an Audi. That means she had an Audi and it just got pounded and a ground beast. Roast beast.
4:23 Speaker 02 Okay.
4:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
4:24 Speaker 02 They've got the meats.
4:25 Bunnie XO? Good for her. Good for her.
4:26 Speaker 02 That's great. Who just shares that piece of information with a neighbor?
4:30 Bunnie XO? I would. I would. That's totally something I would do and say, I don't, I wouldn't do the whole phone sex thing outside, but wait, they were having phone sex or real sex?
4:39 Speaker 02 Like video phone sex.
4:40 Bunnie XO? But how did he pound her out and before?
4:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, share the info with the neighbor.
4:45 Bunnie XO? Okay.
4:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:47 Bunnie XO? Love that for her.
4:48 Speaker 02 I mean.
4:48 Bunnie XO? Free spirit.
4:49 Speaker 02 Go her.
4:50 Bunnie XO? I like it. All right, I'll go next. These are gonna go by quick guys because they weren't like really long and intricate, but.
4:58 Speaker 02 Quick and easy.
5:00 Bunnie XO? Slobbed on my baby's father's. Hold on. Kelly said, slobbed on my baby's father while I was in the shower. I felt something before, so my crazy ass put my phone on voice record and caught it all. This was like 15 years ago. And somebody in the comments had got their asses. She said, and I did. And then she said, the crazy part was he tried to deny it for two hours afterwards.
5:27 Speaker 03 I'm confused.
5:28 Bunnie XO? Okay, so she had a feeling that there was something going on between her and her friend and her baby daddy. And before she went in the shower, she set her phone in the room and hit voice record and caught him getting his knob slobbed. By her. And he tried to deny it.
5:42 Speaker 03 I read that in, I read that in her perspective.
5:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
5:47 Speaker 03 I thought she just recorded her. Okay, got it now.
5:49 Bunnie XO? Yeah, yeah.
5:50 Speaker 02 The amount of people who submitted their friends sleeping with their baby daddies, their husbands, their boyfriends, their best, like every single one.
5:58 Bunnie XO? Crazy. I don't think I've ever done that. I think I can honestly say I've never done that to somebody. Let me think really hard. Hold on.
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6:40 Bunnie XO? Nope, just brothers. Yeah. No, I never slept with anybody's like baby daddy or their significant other. It never made me feel good. Oh, well, that was unintentional though. So, well, I didn't know the girl. I didn't know the girl. But I was in like, when I was with my ex, and I write about it in the book. I didn't know about his girlfriend until after we had already been together. So, yeah, it's always been unintentional. I've never pursued any of my friends, boyfriends once, because I've never found any of them attractive, and I would never do that. But two, it's just like, I would feel terrible, you know, going after a friend's sloppy, getting
7:22 Bunnie XO? sloppy seconds. Like, I'm too alpha for that, too. There's no way. I would never do that.
7:27 Speaker 02 Hated it.
7:28 Bunnie XO? Hated it. Have you guys fucked friends?
7:31 Speaker 02 Not a friend, no.
7:33 Bunnie XO? Maybe you said, not a friend?
7:34 Speaker 02 Well, it's like, it's tricky, because Jason was talking to my best friend when we met. But they were like, ending it. So like, that's how we connected was over the fact that...
7:46 Bunnie XO? Did you and your friend still stay friends after you and Jason got together?
7:49 Speaker 02 No, because I found out that she was like, telling Jason my life story.
7:53 Bunnie XO? Oh, that was the one that was...
7:54 Speaker 02 Yeah. So, it was like, we were best friends, like, and me finding out that she was telling things to him of my perspective, it kind of pissed me off.
8:04 Bunnie XO? It's not really a friend. I don't know if that would piss you off, but like, weird you out.
8:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was very...
8:08 Bunnie XO? She was trying to pretend she was your life. Yeah.
8:10 Speaker 02 Yeah, so he had fallen for her, thinking he was falling for me. Like, you know, like, because like, once we met, and I was saying, he was so confused. He was like, no, no, no, wait, she told me that exact story, but from her point of view. And I was like, no, no, no, that's my point of view. And so that's what we actually ended up bonding over. And then we just continued our talking from there.
8:29 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
8:30 Speaker 03 Wild.
8:30 Speaker 02 Yeah. So, really, he did like me.
8:33 Speaker 03 Seen her or heard from her?
8:34 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we were kids. We were 18, 19 years old. Like, we were... Doing dumb shit. I get it. It's whatever. You know, it was kind of like a catfishing moment. And we didn't talk for like five years, I think. And now we're more like friends on Instagram than we are friends.
8:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
8:52 Speaker 02 I did dumb shit when I was a kid.
8:54 Bunnie XO? I mean, we all have. Hello. I wrote a whole book about it. It's a New York Times bestseller.
8:59 Speaker 02 We did some dumb shit. When I went back home this past week, I got to meet up with two of my really good friends from high school. And we all just kind of sat there and like talked about when we'd sneak out of high school and I had a gold PT Cruiser. And we'd hide in the trunk.
9:12 Bunnie XO? I wrecked one. The one I drove through Del Taco was a gold PT Cruiser.
9:16 Speaker 02 That's, we were meant to be friends.
9:18 Bunnie XO? Yes.
9:18 Speaker 02 I wrecked mine too.
9:19 Bunnie XO? That's hilarious. That is so funny.
9:22 Speaker 02 That's a Del Taco.
9:23 Bunnie XO? Funny to me. Hey, we're gonna be in Cali. They got Del Tacos out there. When my period starts, let's have a Del Taco night.
9:28 Speaker 03 Please.
9:29 Bunnie XO? Can't wait.
9:30 Speaker 03 Taco movie night?
9:31 Bunnie XO? Mm, let's do it.
9:32 Speaker 02 Please.
9:33 Bunnie XO? All right, go. Hey, hey.
9:34 Speaker 03 Okay, Lori says, going through the Jack in the Box drive through at two in the morning. My guy friend tried to lunge over me to attack the drive through cashier because there was pickles on his burger. End of friendship that day.
9:47 Speaker 02 Why would you be mad at him?
9:48 Bunnie XO? Why would you end a friendship?
9:49 Speaker 02 He just likes what he likes.
9:50 Speaker 03 I don't know.
9:50 Bunnie XO? And if you guys are shitfaced, you can't hold that against him. I mean, yes, he is showing violent tendencies. But I think if you could channel that into a more productive, you know, conduit.
10:02 Speaker 02 I can't believe you just stuck this story. My two friends I told you I met up with.
10:06 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
10:07 Speaker 02 She got mad at her boyfriend in the drive through and ripped his keys out of the ignition, but it broke the ignition. And she threw them into the Jack in the Box through the drive through window and the car was stalled there. And we had, it took us like two hours to get the car out of the drive through.
10:22 Bunnie XO? While you were there?
10:23 Speaker 02 They were arguing while we're getting our food.
10:25 Bunnie XO? Right, like recently?
10:27 Speaker 02 No, no, no. When we were kids. Yeah.
10:29 Speaker 03 Question. Did you guys still eat the food?
10:31 Speaker 02 They wouldn't give us the food.
10:33 Bunnie XO? Oh, no.
10:34 Speaker 02 They were so mad at us because they had to shut their whole drive through down. And the guy's like literally like, I'm calling the cops. We're like, what the fuck would you like us to do? It's broken down. Two hours. And we ended up just getting like a jack and putting the car.
10:45 Bunnie XO? Why didn't you guys just put it in neutral and push it out of the?
10:47 Speaker 02 The ignition was completely broken locked. So you could not do anything at all to this car. And yeah, we had to end up jacking it up, putting the wheels on like those things that move the car around and pushing it out.
10:59 Bunnie XO? Damn, it goes down in the drive through. Who would have fucking thought?
11:02 Speaker 03 What drive through were you at?
11:03 Speaker 02 Jack in the Box.
11:05 Bunnie XO? That's wild.
11:05 Speaker 02 That's why I was like, that's crazy.
11:08 Bunnie XO? I used to love Jack in the Box and then one night I was coming home from dancing and got an ultimate cheeseburger. Woke up the next morning, had fucking the worst food poisoning I've ever had in my life, besides the sushi that I had one time. And I've never been a Jack in the Box fan after that.
11:23 Speaker 03 Their little tacos though.
11:24 Bunnie XO? Ah, the little tacos are good.
11:26 Speaker 02 Tacos are fire, bro.
11:27 Bunnie XO? Never been a fucking, uh, Jack in the Box fan after that.
11:30 Speaker 02 Huge shit in Jack in the Box.
11:31 Bunnie XO? I'll fucking eat Del Taco all day long, though.
11:34 Speaker 02 That's how I got pregnant with Cash.
11:36 Bunnie XO? Love it.
11:37 Speaker 03 All right, who's going next?
11:38 Speaker 02 Me.
11:39 Speaker 03 Go, you old hoe.
11:40 Speaker 02 So this one said that she had a friend tell her that she could store all her stuff in her garage. The friend then turned around and sold it all. Like, brand new stuffs.
11:52 Speaker 02 Cut out the burp.
11:53 Speaker 03 No, please leave it in. Leave the burp in.
11:56 Speaker 02 Kept rolling.
11:59 Speaker 02 Like, brand new stuff still in boxes, pots, pan, dishes, cricket machine, coach bag, etc. She lied about it when I couldn't, when, oh, she kept lying about when I could come get it and kept putting me off. Until I just went ahead and stopped by. Her husband told me months later that she stole all my stuff before kicking him out.
12:16 Speaker 03 What is a cricket machine?
12:17 Speaker 02 Like, one of those sticker cutters?
12:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, I don't even know what that is. It was the only thing I caught.
12:22 Speaker 02 The cricket machine? Yeah, like, that you put in, like, the old stickers, like, how you
12:26 Speaker 03 I'm thinking of the bug.
12:27 Speaker 02 Monogram, like, tumblers and shit.
12:28 Speaker 03 Gotcha, I'm, yeah, like, I know nothing. A machine that makes crickets, like, the bugs.
12:34 Bunnie XO? Okay.
12:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:35 Bunnie XO? All right, go ahead.
12:36 Speaker 02 That's crazy. Holy, hold on. Can I tell a story real quick, sorry?
12:40 Speaker 03 Yeah. I don't care. Not my show.
12:44 Speaker 02 There was this family feud in my small town. And they let this guy store all the stuff in his barn and he kept telling the dude to come get it and the guy didn't, so he burnt down the barn with all the guy's stuff in it.
12:55 Speaker 03 What the hell?
12:56 Speaker 02 And it's still a family feud to this day and it was like grandpa was like, they've now since passed, but like, it's generationally, like, this guy does not like this guy because grandpa set the barn on fire with all my grandpa's stuff in it.
13:08 Speaker 03 What the hell?
13:10 Speaker 02 I know, right?
13:11 Speaker 03 That's great.
13:11 Speaker 02 Yeah, and so he tried to call the cops and cops were like, it was his stuff on his property.
13:16 Speaker 03 Damn.
13:17 Bunnie XO? What the fuck?
13:18 Speaker 03 Moral of these stories is don't leave your shit with other people.
13:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah, you can't, dude.
13:23 Speaker 03 Alright, you wanna go?
13:23 Bunnie XO? Okay.
13:24 Speaker 03 You got one longer one. This is from Tina.
13:26 Bunnie XO? Hey Tina.
13:27 Speaker 03 With a, with a A.
13:28 Bunnie XO? Oh.
13:28 Speaker 03 Um, "I do have one kinda grimy story from my twenties. I grew up in a small town and always struggled with insecurity, never thinking I was much to look at. When I moved to Sacramento, I had a friend I used to go clubbing with who always insisted on picking my outfits and doing my makeup because she said she wanted me to look cute. Years later, she admitted she was actually trying to make me look ugly, so guys wouldn't notice me because she was jealous. Looking back, that's pretty grimy."
13:55 Bunnie XO? I feel like so many people have these friends that were just like jealous of them and trying to like...
14:01 Speaker 03 Aghast.
14:02 Bunnie XO? What a bitch!
14:04 Speaker 03 I'd be fucking pissed.
14:06 Bunnie XO? Bro!
14:06 Speaker 03 I would be fucking pissed.
14:08 Bunnie XO? And you openly admit that, like...
14:13 Speaker 03 I dunno, some of these people just are not good humans.
14:15 Bunnie XO? There's some really bad humans out there.
14:16 Speaker 03 Anytime I did friends' makeup to go out, it was always fucking beat, and I would do mine in five minutes.
14:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:21 Speaker 03 Thought I had.
14:23 Bunnie XO? But you always look flawless. So mad. I know, she's literally perfect. Alright, this one was a little crazy, but Amy Lynn said, "Legit stuck a pocket bullet in my butt when I was asleep and it got stuck. No lie, it was vibrating in me, but I couldn't get it out. It was super loud too. We never shared a bed again." How the fuck did she even get in your asshole? Were you sleeping naked?
14:51 Speaker 03 I would feel, I would feel anything.
14:53 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
14:53 Speaker 03 Just my ass.
14:54 Bunnie XO? Were you sleeping naked? Was your asshole fucking exposed to the elements? Like, what is happening?
14:59 Speaker 03 Were you sleeping with it like spread?
15:01 Bunnie XO? I sleep very clenched, I feel like. Like, how did they pull your pants down and you didn't fucking feel that?
15:07 Speaker 03 I didn't not, yeah.
15:08 Bunnie XO? I would, I'm sorry, but...
15:10 Speaker 03 Definitely feel something entering my asshole.
15:11 Bunnie XO? You're not getting something up my ass that easily. And if it's vibrating, it had to have been vibrating going in. Yeah. So I like, I have so many questions. Not that I'm doubting the story, but I'm like, dude, did your asshole just... Also, I wonder if they were like drunk or something.
15:24 Speaker 03 I was gonna say. And that'd be the only explanation.
15:27 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
15:27 Speaker 03 I wouldn't feel something is if I was like drunk.
15:30 Bunnie XO? Drunk, a hundred percent. I dunno, I've been pretty fucking shitfaced and I know what's going in my asshole.
15:36 Speaker 03 You know?
15:38 Speaker 03 I don't know. I think we need more to that story.
15:40 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
15:41 Speaker 03 I need more, more, more tea on that. All right, go ahead.
15:45 Bunnie XO? All right. Um, this one's short and sweet. Uh, she shit in my front yard.
15:50 Speaker 03 Okay.
15:53 Bunnie XO? I'd be upset if someone shit in my front yard too.
15:55 Speaker 03 I would fucking laugh so hard. I would not care if my friend shit in my front yard. I think it would be hilarious.
16:02 Bunnie XO? Bag inside out, you know?
16:03 Speaker 03 I think that's more embarrassing for them. Yeah.
16:06 Bunnie XO? Why are we shitting in people's yards?
16:07 Speaker 03 I don't know. I used to dare friends to shit in In-N-Out boxes, so it didn't, that would not faze me. Yeah, purses, In-N-Out boxes.
16:14 Bunnie XO? I can confidently say as a friend group, we didn't really do much shitting.
16:19 Speaker 03 Fame. I loved poop. Poop makes people laugh.
16:22 Bunnie XO? It does.
16:23 Speaker 03 I love a good poop story.
16:24 Bunnie XO? How you do?
16:25 Speaker 03 I do.
16:25 Bunnie XO? I love the story.
16:26 Speaker 03 Like poop pranks are fucking funny, dude.
16:29 Bunnie XO? Can I read an Ask, Tell, Confess that someone gave to me specifically because it had to do with poop?
16:33 Speaker 03 Yeah. All right, here it goes.
16:36 Bunnie XO? She's like, I got it locked and loaded.
16:38 Speaker 03 I do. It literally says, hey ladies, this is a tell just for Haley. It involves poop and buttholes. So my boyfriend likes for me to wear a strap-on and ping his butthole from time to time. Okay, no biggie. It is a little awkward, but whatever. He likes it. Well, where the situation comes in is that when his prostate is stimulated and he comes from the stimulation, he shits all over the place. Full-blown, hot, ooey gooey, ripe-ass shit, blowing out his ass.
17:07 Bunnie XO? Ooey gooey? Who describes poop as ooey gooey? I describe brownies as ooey gooey, not shit.
17:17 Speaker 03 I don't like ooey gooey. The last time we did this, there was shit all over the bed, his ass, me, the strap-on.
17:22 Bunnie XO? Why are they doing it so much? Why is it a repeated?
17:26 Speaker 03 That was the last time.
17:27 Bunnie XO? Why is it a repeated adventure?
17:31 Bunnie XO? Do they think it's gonna get better every time? Maybe it hits like a reflex in his butthole and if he can finally release everything. He needs to do an enema before.
17:38 Speaker 03 No, literally, I'm reading down more and it says, uh, uh, I've told him going forward, if he ever wants his butthole poked again, he will need to clean it out first. Enemas are your friend. Amy.
17:52 Bunnie XO? Thanks, Amy.
17:53 Speaker 02 Amy.
17:53 Bunnie XO? I didn't need the ooey gooey.
17:55 Speaker 02 The ooey gooey.
17:56 Bunnie XO? The adjectives you use for wild. Listen, after the first time, somebody just shits ooey gooey turds everywhere, I'm gonna not wanna fuck them with a strap on.
18:06 Speaker 02 Let's not do it again.
18:07 Bunnie XO? I would get the ick so bad. Yeah, like, there's no way, dude.
18:13 Speaker 02 I'm having a hard time with that one, guys.
18:16 Bunnie XO? I should have read it first.
18:17 Speaker 02 I feel like there should have been.
18:18 Bunnie XO? I should have read it first.
18:20 Speaker 03 Someone, someone gave that to you?
18:22 Bunnie XO? All I said, all I heard was, this one's just for Haley, it's about poop and buttholes. I said, I'm in.
18:28 Speaker 02 You said, done. Screenshot it.
18:30 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
18:30 Speaker 02 That one's mine.
18:31 Bunnie XO? I did.
18:32 Speaker 02 That's wild.
18:33 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
18:34 Speaker 02 I feel like, what does that cleanup process look like?
18:37 Bunnie XO? Don't know.
18:38 Speaker 03 Throw everything away.
18:39 Bunnie XO? I wanna know.
18:40 Speaker 02 Does it get into the mattress, though? I feel like, do you put a liner on the mattress? Because I-
18:46 Bunnie XO? Towel down?
18:46 Speaker 02 How do you scooch off of that?
18:50 Speaker 02 I'm just so confused.
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21:05 Speaker 02 Your body, dude. And I just imagine her knees down and then like there's pooper and she's gotta scooch off the bed. Or do you just whip the leg off?
21:15 Bunnie XO? And the fucking shrapons just slap around.
21:17 Speaker 02 Just poop everywhere.
21:18 Bunnie XO? They're like limp noodles.
21:21 Speaker 03 Just flinging poop everywhere.
21:23 Bunnie XO? Kelly said, "I took a potato peeler and went up and down my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's car, and he didn't know I knew about her, but she knew about me. Then I poured nail polish remover and other stuff all over the cars. I picked him up from work and he asked me about the cars. I just turned the tears on and said, 'How would I know where she lived? How he still doesn't know I did it, and he had to pay for the car to get fixed. Do not mess with a redhead. We always win."
21:58 Speaker 02 So we went after the new girlfriend?
22:01 Bunnie XO? Because she knew about her.
22:04 Speaker 02 Oh.
22:05 Bunnie XO? I feel like what the cars do to you? You know?
22:09 Speaker 02 That car didn't deserve that.
22:10 Bunnie XO? I think destroying people's personal property, not saying I haven't done it, I have done it plenty of times growing up. But I, now that I own stuff and actually have stuff, like it's really different to like destroy somebody's property.
22:23 Speaker 03 You just made me real empathetic towards that car.
22:25 Bunnie XO? It may say.
22:26 Speaker 03 Just letting you know, I'm getting very sad over here.
22:28 Bunnie XO? Same, I was thinking of our guy, uh, fucking.
22:31 Speaker 03 The robot?
22:31 Bunnie XO? The robots.
22:33 Speaker 03 No, I saw a TikTok that said, do you guys ever get sad leaving your old car at the dealership? Not, and they don't know it's the last time you're gonna drop them off and they don't know you're leaving them?
22:46 Speaker 04 No.
22:47 Speaker 03 No one else gets sad?
22:49 Speaker 04 No.
22:50 Bunnie XO? No, cause I'm going to pick my car up. Is it when you sell it?
22:53 Speaker 03 A new car? No, yeah, getting a new car.
22:55 Speaker 02 Yeah, and then doesn't know that you left it.
22:58 Bunnie XO? No. He's gonna make new memories for a new family.
23:01 Speaker 03 Like when I dropped off my old car.
23:03 Speaker 02 What if it goes and gets smashed?
23:04 Speaker 03 At my ju- at the junkyard.
23:07 Bunnie XO? I've never dropped anything off at the junkyard. That would make me sad.
23:10 Speaker 02 She didn't have a front windshield?
23:12 Speaker 03 Well, yeah, the hood came back and smashed my windshield while I was driving.
23:15 Speaker 02 You remember, it was like in the beginning of our work relationship?
23:18 Speaker 03 No, it was the end of 2019. So it was like a few months after our first.
23:22 Speaker 02 That's why you got her a car.
23:24 Bunnie XO? I don't remember.
23:24 Speaker 02 Cause she was Ubering everywhere.
23:25 Speaker 03 I didn't drive for six months after that, actually.
23:27 Bunnie XO? I remember.
23:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, I remember. The hood came up and smashed her windshield.
23:31 Bunnie XO? I didn't remember the circumstances, but I remember, I was just like, Haley, why are you fucking Ubering everywhere?
23:36 Speaker 02 All the time.
23:37 Speaker 03 I was scared to drive, yeah. That was traumatizing.
23:40 Bunnie XO? And look at you now. You fucking drive everywhere. You drive home every fricking weekend.
23:44 Speaker 03 I do.
23:45 Bunnie XO? Hidden curves.
23:46 Speaker 03 Not even looking.
23:47 Speaker 02 That's wild.
23:47 Bunnie XO? Alright, what do you guys got for me?
23:49 Speaker 02 So she said, when I was in middle school, I was asleep at a friend's house on a Friday night. And the next morning, there was a glass cup sitting on the shelf. I thought it looked like apple juice. So I asked her if it was apple juice and asked if I could have a sip. She said yes. When I took a sip, it turned out to be a cup full of piss.
24:06 Bunnie XO? That's terrible.
24:07 Speaker 03 Bench warmers?
24:08 Bunnie XO? That's terrible.
24:09 Speaker 03 Not apple.
24:11 Speaker 02 Why would you say yes?
24:13 Bunnie XO? That's terrible.
24:14 Speaker 02 Why would you say yes?
24:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah, but why would you? I can never do that to somebody, dude.
24:18 Speaker 02 Absolutely not.
24:19 Bunnie XO? It's smell at first?
24:20 Speaker 02 Gross. I mean, yeah, that's another thing, but they get like if, I don't know.
24:24 Bunnie XO? Messing with people's food, man, that is a 100%. I will fucking break your face if you do something like that. Like, there's no way.
24:31 Speaker 02 No.
24:32 Bunnie XO? I'm so weird already about like being poisoned or fucking drugs in my water or anything like that. There's no way if somebody had me drink piss, I would get extremely violent.
24:42 Speaker 02 I would be very violent. Anything poop pee? No.
24:45 Bunnie XO? No, you can't do that to people. Like that one lady who put poop in her boyfriend's brownies is like, come on, man, like.
24:51 Speaker 02 Not okay.
24:52 Bunnie XO? Stop, stop, stop, stop. That's so rough. Yeah. Friends should never do that to somebody. I mean, obviously, look at fucking traumatize this girl.
25:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's a middle school.
25:03 Bunnie XO? Still, middle schoolers are the worst, man.
25:05 Speaker 02 They are. Like, I feel like they literally turn evil in middle school.
25:09 Bunnie XO? Dude, they gave me a fucking training bra and dog treats for my birthday and I never forgot.
25:15 Speaker 02 You didn't know that?
25:16 Bunnie XO? No.
25:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:18 Bunnie XO? They said I was so ugly, they gave me dog treats and a training bra because I didn't have any boobs for my birthday. All the boys did.
25:25 Speaker 02 Sixth grade is when I stopped wearing shorts because I wore shorts one time to school and this boy named Tim pointed and gagged and was like, oh my God, she's wearing shorts. I didn't wear shorts for 17 years after that.
25:37 Bunnie XO? Oh, my God. And where the fuck is he at now?
25:41 Speaker 02 Exactly.
25:43 Bunnie XO? Let's look him up.
25:44 Speaker 02 Oh, I know exactly where he is. We're friends on Facebook.
25:46 Bunnie XO? Since we like looking people up.
25:48 Speaker 02 Unfriend him.
25:50 Speaker 02 Kids.
25:53 Bunnie XO? Well, we don't like him. I have a grudge. We've got a grudge with Tim. All right, guys. We love you so much. Talk to you later. Bye bye.
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