Ask, Tell, Confess: Chaos, Cringe, and Castration

This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, the gals are back with another unfiltered rollercoaster—serving up chaos, cringe, and cackles. From a man who skipped the “wash first” step with a dildo (seriously?!), to a woman’s painful run-in with Crown Royal, no topic is off limits. Bunnie spills the messy details of farm life—including a rogue pond and the day she had to castrate her bull, Crunch. They wrap it all up with real talk on women’s safety and a nostalgic look back at when the world felt just a little less batshit. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com https://www.dumbblondeunrated.com/

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:45Bunnie XO?

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• 1:05Speaker 01

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• 1:35Bunnie XO?

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• 2:09Speaker 02

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 2:23Bunnie XO?

  Hi.

• 2:26Bunnie XO?

  Welcome to another Ask, Tell, Con-.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Me peeing at 3am.

• 2:45Bunnie XO?

  Had to bring it back for old time's sake to piss some people off.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  And it sounded like a teapot.

• 2:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  Kettle.

• 2:51Bunnie XO?

  Love it. Chachi's mad. He doesn't know what's happening over here. He's like, why is she fucking listening in my ear?

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Tea kettle?

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  Is that the word? It's a tea kettle.

• 2:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I-

• 3:09Speaker 03

  They're still going.

• 3:13Bunnie XO?

  Fit me up and pour me out. I always forget at first. Remember when I had to sing it with all the fucking people?

• 3:21Speaker 04

  Inmates, yes, that was so funny.

• 3:23Bunnie XO?

  I was like, I did the same thing. I was like, we all were like.

• 3:27Speaker 04

  Like, we didn't know that part. And I was laughing. She's got a megaphone and she's just surrounded by a bunch of these dudes and inmates and they're just-

• 3:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, it was crazy. Alright, who's gonna kick off Ask, Tell, Confess this week?

• 3:38Speaker 04

  I feel like you're itching to go. Are you ready?

• 3:41Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Okay, hold on, I got one.

• 3:42Bunnie XO?

  Alright, go.

• 3:43Speaker 04

  Oh, hold on.

• 3:43Bunnie XO?

  I'm ready.

• 3:44Speaker 04

  This one, uh, it's a parking lot shit-uation.

• 3:49Bunnie XO?

  Oh, god dang it.

• 3:53Bunnie XO?

  I'm tired of you. Pick ones that aren't shit. Okay? God, you're no longer allowed. You're not allowed to talk about shit for at least five Ask, Tell, Confesses.

• 4:05Speaker 04

  No, it's just humor. Oh, this one said, I was driving down a not-so-great part of town when the intense stomach pain hit me. I pulled into a Dollar General parking lot. The fact there was a Dollar General parking lot and opened my car door, barely got my pants down before I leaned against my car and just let loose. I had to use period pads to wipe with. Luckily, there was a dumpster nearby. Also, thank goodness I had hand sanitizer with me as well. Well, after doing the business in the parking lot, I was afraid to leave it in case they tested it for DNA and I got in trouble.

• 4:43Bunnie XO?

  That'd be mean.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  The fact that she believed that is amazing. So I had some plastic Walmart bags in my car, doubled them up, put them over my hands and scooped up my poo.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Threw it in the dumpster. I was so worried for months that I would get busted, but my sister kept saying they probably would think it was just some crackhead that took a dump in the parking lot.

• 5:08Bunnie XO?

  I mean, listen, baby girl, we've all shit outside.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  That she scooped that up is...

• 5:14Bunnie XO?

  Have you shit outside?

• 5:16Speaker 04

  No.

• 5:16Bunnie XO?

  I haven't either.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  I've never even shit my pants.

• 5:20Bunnie XO?

  No, I mean, I've shit outside a few times. One time I stuck a barrette in it like a flag.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  Excuse me, what? Were you, please tell me you were a kid.

• 5:28Bunnie XO?

  I was a kid.

• 5:29Speaker 04

  Oh, thank God.

• 5:30Bunnie XO?

  I ran away from home in fifth grade to the desert across the street to get away and I was in like...

• 5:39Bunnie XO?

  Vegas used to have those thorn bushes, you know, that you could like hide in and they were like fucking like, like penthouse apartments to me. Yeah, that's a thorn bush, but like they're hollowed out on the inside. So like, nobody could ever find you.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  You'd have to go through the thorns first?

• 5:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. Sometimes they had like little doorways and shit in there though. Like it was like, like ethereal. Yeah. And um, I convinced some other, one of my classmates to run away with me, but I was so nervous I had to poop. So I just fucking shit a log in the thorn bush and then I was like, I'm gonna put a barrette in it in case we get lost so we can find our way back. So I put, took a barrette out of my hair and struck it in my poop. So, hey, listen, I think that was innovative for being fucking... And how old are you in fifth grade? Ten?

• 6:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  I think the shit was enough. Okay. Didn't think you had a stick of a retinot. So she knows that one's hers.

• 6:29Bunnie XO?

  Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, a lot of people are shitting in the desert in Vegas.

• 6:33Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. I'd see that. Yeah, for sure. Gotcha. Nope, never pooped in public. I have seen her piss next to a dumpster one time. Do you remember that? Oh, on the trail.

• 6:43Bunnie XO?

  No, we were in Vegas.

• 6:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, on the track. Whenever I'm... Yeah, because you tried to go into KFC and they wouldn't let you pee. Yeah, you were just whipping around. We did. And she, and she peed for so long, it just was running. No, it was a river. It was a river. No, it was like I had to pee so bad, my eyes were floating. It was crazy.

• 7:01Bunnie XO?

  I remember that. It was good times. All right, I got one for you guys.

• 7:10Bunnie XO?

  All right, this is a tell from Bree.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 7:16Bunnie XO?

  There was one time I was gaming online when I met this guy that lived about forty-five minutes away. We started talking, getting to know one another. I'd recently just left my son's dad and was feeling down, so I invited him over. Well, I was young and nervous. I wouldn't allow him to come inside because my son was home and I didn't want to try anything with this stranger. Somehow he convinced me to have sexual relations with him in the car. During it, he kept pulling in and out of me. It was, it was dark, so I couldn't tell what he was doing. Later, when he got home, he FaceTimed me, saying how he had the greatest night and how he was about to go play with himself now. I asked him what he meant when he held up a small dildo and said, "I used this on you in the car, and now I'm gonna go use it on myself."

• 8:02Bunnie XO?

  I replied with, "Are you not going to wash it?" He replied with, "Why would I when you're all over it?" Mind you, he had a forty-five minute drive back home. I didn't even know he used it on me, let alone known he was gonna use it with my dried juices all over it. So I blocked him on my socials. A few weeks later, I get a text from a random number asking if I wanted to game. So I said, "Sure," figuring it was one of my mini gaming friends. I hopped on, invited, and invited them. We started gaming and the guy was talking to me like he knew me, but I didn't recognize him. He finally asked, "You don't remember me, do you?" So I said, "How can I, how can I when we've never met?" He replied, "We had sexual relations."

• 8:44Bunnie XO?

  It all hit me who it was, so I gave him one courtesy game and said I had to get offline, quickly blocking him on the game and his number.

• 8:51Speaker 04

  What the fuck?

• 8:53Bunnie XO?

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• 10:00Speaker 05

  Attention all new and existing members of the WDNC. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog, and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the WDNC. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders, wherever you get your podcasts.

• 10:30Bunnie XO?

  Bro, how many other people do you think he used that dildo on?

• 10:34Speaker 04

  Bro, he probably the whole 45 minutes on the way home was just like, oh, just, yeah.

• 10:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, he was getting it for sure. How do you not know the difference between a penis and a dildo though? She was young, maybe she didn't know. I don't know. I mean, I know the difference, but and then how would you know? Look. How would you know? Like, yeah, your bodies have to be connected. Like, what was he doing? Did he have it strapped around his waist? Maybe. Cause if he's just ramming it like this, you would be able to see that, right? Yeah.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, I feel like even if he held it right there, I would, it would feel the difference.

• 11:08Bunnie XO?

  I could, yeah.

• 11:09Speaker 04

  He said, she said it was little, right?

• 11:11Bunnie XO?

  No, she didn't say the size, huh? She said he kept pulling it in and out, too. That would have pissed me off.

• 11:18Speaker 04

  Oh, just letting go.

• 11:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:21Speaker 04

  I'm like, what's going on down here?

• 11:22Bunnie XO?

  I have so many questions.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:25Bunnie XO?

  But yeah, he probably just-

• 11:26Speaker 04

  Doggy style.

• 11:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but you could still-

• 11:29Speaker 04

  You really don't know what's going on. I know, but I mean, like, watching wise, like-

• 11:32Bunnie XO?

  Could have been different.

• 11:33Speaker 04

  You can't see what's-

• 11:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but dicks feel different than dildos.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  They do.

• 11:38Bunnie XO?

  Like, dildos are hard and they don't like, I don't know, like, they don't kind of like mold your vagina, whereas like a human weener, like, you put it in your vagina and it like-

• 11:48Speaker 04

  It'd probably also be cold, right? I feel like dicks are more-

• 11:51Bunnie XO?

  My thing is, is he had that unwrapped out of the package already.

• 11:55Speaker 04

  Just rolling around in the car.

• 11:57Bunnie XO?

  And then he said that fucking he was gonna go use it on himself. So what if he used it on himself before and that was his regular dildo that he shoved, put up his ass?

• 12:08Speaker 04

  The fecal matter just freaked me out.

• 12:11Bunnie XO?

  Underneath the fucking mushroom tip?

• 12:12Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 12:13Bunnie XO?

  Hmm. I hate it.

• 12:15Speaker 04

  No, God.

• 12:16Bunnie XO?

  I hate him now. Thank you for blocking him. Fuck him.

• 12:19Speaker 04

  Blocking for us.

• 12:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:20Speaker 04

  We all blocked him.

• 12:21Bunnie XO?

  I could sit here and spiral about all of it, you know?

• 12:24Speaker 04

  No. I just think about how many, like, crumbs are on my floorboards. If a dildo was rolling around, like, it would look like one of those Korean corn dogs.

• 12:37Speaker 04

  You're talking about, right?

• 12:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, of course.

• 12:42Bunnie XO?

  That was a visual I never wanted to see. Ever. Ever. Fuck my life. Moving on, Haley. Go ahead, baby.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  Well, I'm switching it up.

• 12:54Bunnie XO?

  Okay, oh, God.

• 12:56Speaker 04

  Hey, Bunny, what has been the hardest part of starting the farm?

• 13:02Speaker 04

  And what has been the funniest thing that's happened on the farm?

• 13:05Bunnie XO?

  God, the hardest thing about the farm is the damn pond. That pond has been a fucking nightmare for me.

• 13:14Speaker 04

  It looks like poop soup right now.

• 13:15Bunnie XO?

  Bro, it's fucking, it's a night. Well, the problem is there's no fresh water running in it. And the person who built my pond is just a fucking, I don't want to talk about it, but I think as far as like farm life, when you start your first farm, there's so much trial and error. So now when we build our next farm at our new place,

• 13:36Bunnie XO?

  we know exactly, I'm gonna have AC in the barn, like it's gonna be a bigger barn, lighting in the barn. So like when there's storms out, we can really put them in there.

• 13:44Speaker 04

  I literally saw a video last night and I was like, this is going to be Bunny at the next house.

• 13:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:49Speaker 04

  She puts pajamas on hers.

• 13:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  And like she wipes the TV down for them and gets it all ready and like they go new bedding.

• 13:57Bunnie XO?

  I've had cows. Yeah. I'm so jealous of those people's cows though, because Crunch, Smore is bougie. Smore, I could put in a fucking, in a, in a onesie and like put him up and he'll be fine. Crunchy is like straight from the ghetto.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  You should have seen us trying to halt him today.

• 14:13Bunnie XO?

  No, that dude don't give a fuck. He will buck. He's fucking just, he is such a brute dude. He is like all fucking just male. And whereas Smore is like, he reminds me, I always say he reminds me of Jeffrey. Like he's gangster, but he like literally will like, he's like.

• 14:30Speaker 04

  Don't fuck with them, but also he looks like he's wearing guy liner.

• 14:33Bunnie XO?

  Literally. And like he loves his, his dips in the pond. He loves to be brushed. He loves to be washed. He like, Smore's like.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  That would be me if I was a cow.

• 14:43Bunnie XO?

  Smore's a Libra all the way. Like he loves the finer things in life and Crunch just is a fucking dude. He's like, no.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  What did Mo do to him yesterday?

• 14:53Bunnie XO?

  God. So Crunch started humping shit and he would like mount chairs and like he was in love with this one chair. He would not.

• 15:05Bunnie XO?

  This one chair, he would walk up to it and like rub his head on it and lick it and rub his head on it. And then he'd fucking put both paws up and just get it dude, right? And was just humping this chair. And I mean, he would shoot loads across the pergola.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  Excuse me?

• 15:22Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, no, it got.

• 15:23Speaker 04

  Clam would come out.

• 15:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it got really bad. His little crab meat would hang out. It was bad. Oh, it's disgusting. And, uh, so I hit Dr. Pack, our vet, and I was like, what do I do? And he's like, he needs to be castrated. He tried to mount Bailey.

• 15:40Bunnie XO?

  He tried to mount Bailey one day. She, she had some fucking animal crackers in her hands. So I'll give her that. But he did try to jump on her. And I, that's when I was like, okay, we gotta figure this out.

• 15:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:52Bunnie XO?

  So Dr. Pack was like, we have to castrate him. And I'm like, okay, cool. You can come put, knock him out, saw his balls off and let's go. He goes, no. He's like, he's a full grown bull. He's like, I have to bind his balls.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  And they're one ball fall?

• 16:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they have to fall off naturally. And I was like, oh my God, okay. He's like, so it should have probably take a month at least. And I'm like, okay, that sounds fucking terrible, but fine. Well, it's been two and his balls have not fallen off. They literally fucking shriveled up like a leather satchel and just fucking just stiff, just hanging in the back, back there, right? So I text Dr. Pack and I'm like, dude, what do we do? Like his shit's not falling off. He's like, I don't know. It's been a long time. He's like, you need to go give it a yank. And I was like, fuck no. I'm like, there's no fucking way that I can fucking yank these balls off that cow. First of all, I love him. Secondly, I don't want to hurt him. Thirdly, I will barf. I fucking haven't even been able to eat meat since I fucking had to deal with this yesterday, right?

• 16:50Speaker 04

  I could literally see her out there just going to grab it and just being like,

• 16:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no, I can't. I'll throw up. So anyways, fucking, I'm like, I text Mo and Scott and I'm like, I text him the text message from Dr. Pack. I'm like, somebody's got to rip his balls off. Monica's like, I'll do it. I'm like, you fucking weirdo. So she goes out there and Dr. Pack tells her to twist the balls, right? So she goes out there, we have this all on film. She hasn't posted it yet. So she fucking twists the balls as much as she can. They still don't pop off, right? So she texts Dr. Pack and she goes, what do I have to do? And he goes, just give it a little yank. So she fucking tugs on it and they fucking come off, dude. And literally she brings them to the door and she's like, do you want to see your son's balls? And like she's holding balls in her hand and I'm just like,

• 17:38Bunnie XO?

  I can't deal with it. It was a lot. That's, this is how having a farm is going for me. Okay? I'm having a whole bunch of firsts and it's been insane. You still have balls? Where are the balls? No, no, she threw them in the fucking forest. I'm like, why? So a fucking animal can get a taste of crunch and go look for him? What taste of crunch? What if a fucking coyote is like, mm, delicious? It's like, and goes,

• 18:07Bunnie XO?

  and goes and fucking seeks out fucking crunch. What if you just see like a hawk flying by? Literally just balls. Like those truckers that have the balls on the back of their thing? Yeah, like, bro, I'm just like, why would you do that? Why would you not throw it away? She's like, we'll get maggots. I'm like, I'd rather that than fucking a pack of wolves come looking for my cow. Oh my God. So yeah, this is, that's been fun. Uh, the funniest thing, there's been so much shit that happens. Every day is something new on the farm. Never the same. Never the same. But I have made a lot of mistakes with this farm. So my next farm, I'm definitely gonna make up for it. And I know what I need to do. So it's all trial and error. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

• 18:51Bunnie XO?

  I kinda wanted them. I would have put them in a jar. No bitch, no. No, they were shriveled up. Weird like that? No, it was decayed. Like it was a lot. So crunch. So poor Crunchy today, man. He's just got a little wound on him. He had to get fricking antibiotics. It's been a thing. Yeah. We've been going through it. Dr. Pack was a G. He got in the stall. With a bucking?

• 19:12Speaker 04

  Crunch.

• 19:12Bunnie XO?

  Crunch.

• 19:13Speaker 04

  Like a locked stall door, got inside to halter him. And I was like, dude, hell no. He won't even get in the stall with Pablo. He gets in the stall next to it.

• 19:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  Deals with Pablo over the wall.

• 19:23Bunnie XO?

  Big.

• 19:24Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:24Bunnie XO?

  And scary.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's like twice Crunch's size.

• 19:27Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 19:28Speaker 04

  Yeah. So that's why when we were talking about, I was like, you know anyone that could do his hooves? And you were like, oh.

• 19:33Bunnie XO?

  Ah, he's like, I don't want to, but I will. All right, moving on.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 19:38Bunnie XO?

  Who's next?

• 19:39Speaker 04

  Afterwards, I gotta tell you.

• 19:40Bunnie XO?

  Me or you? Are you next?

• 19:43Speaker 04

  I think it's me.

• 19:44Bunnie XO?

  Okay, go.

• 19:44Speaker 04

  Jessica said about 10 years ago, after a late night of partying, my husband and I get home. And of course, we're both hammered, horny and wanna fuck.

• 19:52Bunnie XO?

  Hmm.

• 19:53Speaker 04

  We had been going at it for

• 19:55Bunnie XO?

  Sounds great.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  At least an hour. An hour.

• 20:00Bunnie XO?

  That's a long time.

• 20:01Speaker 04

  And by that time, the cooter was raw.

• 20:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:04Speaker 04

  He was a raw cooter. Uh, he was on top and we had a bottle of Crown Royal on the nightstand. He grabs it and pours the whiskey all over my puffy, raw vagina.

• 20:16Bunnie XO?

  Why would he think that's a good idea?

• 20:18Speaker 04

  Needless to say, I sobered up real quick and sexy time was over. I was in so much pain, my hoo-ha was on fire and the shower only made it worse. I had to sleep with an ice pack between my legs. The next morning, I was so hungover but felt worse than my poor vagina. We laugh about it now, but I could have killed him that night.

• 20:37Bunnie XO?

  Bro, first of all, there's a thing called lube that you can use. Secondly,

• 20:43Speaker 04

  Ow.

• 20:44Bunnie XO?

  I would use olive oil before I would pour fucking Crown on my pussy. Or coconut oil. You could coconut oil, you can use as lube. Yeah. I prefer, if you guys are gonna buy lube, don't get water-based lube, get silicone-based lube. Oh, it is delightful. You guys will love it if you use it. It's the best fucking lube ever. It's great. But yeah, I can't believe her fucking vagina was that raw and she just let him pour it on there. Like she had to have seen him going to do it.

• 21:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I mean, you're both fucked up. I guess like maybe didn't even notice and it was like a quick little.

• 21:22Speaker 04

  I would have screamed. I would have just screamed. What do you even do in that situation? And showering makes it worse?

• 21:27Bunnie XO?

  Alcohol on your vagina.

• 21:29Speaker 04

  Like alcohol in an open wound?

• 21:31Speaker 03

  Imagine if you had like freshly shaved too.

• 21:35Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 21:36Speaker 04

  No.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  It stings so bad.

• 21:38Bunnie XO?

  And she's saying if her shit was that tore up and it hurt that bad, that means that she was really dry and he was like ripping skin. So oof. Brutal.

• 21:46Speaker 04

  Ow, just spit on it.

• 21:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  Just hack to it.

• 21:49Bunnie XO?

  Just go to bed. Just put water on it.

• 21:51Speaker 04

  Go to bed.

• 21:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:55Bunnie XO?

  Please like night's over. Night's over.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  After an hour, I'm. No, thank you.

• 22:01Bunnie XO?

  An hour?

• 22:02Speaker 04

  That's what I said.

• 22:02Bunnie XO?

  Fucking fifteen minutes. I gotta go.

• 22:06Speaker 04

  I got shit to do. I'm already thinking about other shit at this point, like an hour in.

• 22:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm not fucking for that long.

• 22:13Speaker 04

  I need a snack.

• 22:14Bunnie XO?

  All right, Pam wants to know, has Mimi and Haley tried the whipped cream adventures yet? Cause when I tried it, that shit melted and slid down on the floor.

• 22:26Speaker 04

  No. I don't even like to step in water with socks, let alone put an entire fucking tub of whipped cream on me. Okay?

• 22:33Bunnie XO?

  Come on, man.

• 22:34Speaker 04

  I can't.

• 22:35Bunnie XO?

  Baste you like a Thanksgiving turkey.

• 22:39Bunnie XO?

  Let's do it.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  Isn't. No, is basting inside the turkey though?

• 22:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but I would, well, you can like, you know how like you could pour it on the outside of the skin?

• 22:47Speaker 04

  Icing on her tits?

• 22:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was good time. Basting, you could put you, you like this and then you pour it on the outside so that it gets to a golden bubbly.

• 22:54Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 22:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I would do that with Mimi. Let's do it. Come on.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  No.

• 23:00Bunnie XO?

  It'll be fun.

• 23:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, we should do a photo shoot with her.

• 23:03Bunnie XO?

  I know. Let's dress you up. Let's do a sexy photo shoot.

• 23:08Speaker 04

  Only one has shit out kids. Let's not. I'd rather do it to her.

• 23:10Bunnie XO?

  Oh, what does that mean?

• 23:12Speaker 03

  I got no one to give it to. So you have someone to give it to.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  Maybe we can get you a man with it.

• 23:16Bunnie XO?

  Why don't we do both of you guys sexy photo shoot?

• 23:19Speaker 04

  Together?

• 23:21Bunnie XO?

  Possibly. Little OF material. Every, you know, people would pay to see that. Mimi and Haley? Fuck, yeah, they would. You guys would probably make a million your first fucking month. I mean.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  Olivia just learned what Google was, it's not.

• 23:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God. Do you remember when you started in OF?

• 23:43Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 23:44Bunnie XO?

  I was like, Mimi, you're gonna have to bust it wide open. She was like, oh, never mind, delete.

• 23:48Speaker 04

  She was my first subscriber.

• 23:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:53Bunnie XO?

  Don't give away my cover name. Jason, cut that out. Bleep it, bleep it. Haley has a lurker profile for OF. So anytime we want to see somebody's butthole, we send Haley in.

• 24:04Speaker 04

  We have gotten deep on some people's OFs.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's been rough.

• 24:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  Remember the.

• 24:09Bunnie XO?

  I feel like OF is kind of falling off. I feel like OF has lost its luster, right?

• 24:14Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 24:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Or is it just because I'm not in that?

• 24:17Speaker 03

  Twitter is where it's at.

• 24:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was like, I feel like people like spent enough money on OF to the point that they're now like, it's free.

• 24:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  But also, every state is like banning fucking.

• 24:29Bunnie XO?

  Porn. I know, I can't even get on Pornhub to twiddle my twacker out here, dude.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  Texas just got rid of Xvideos.

• 24:35Bunnie XO?

  I'm not fucking signing up for a Pornhub video.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  Twitter ID.

• 24:40Bunnie XO?

  Twitter's weird. They don't have full, full, do they have full porn? Oh, I'm sending you some. Like full, like, I, like, from start to finish? Yes. All right, send them to me. I can. Perfect. I had, I had no idea.

• 24:52Speaker 04

  She's never been down that road. Yeah, this guy over here.

• 24:55Bunnie XO?

  I've been doing IVF for six months. I have not had time to fucking look at porn, all right?

• 24:59Speaker 04

  I've been said, every time I open my Twitter, it's not on there. Jason was like, it's not?

• 25:05Bunnie XO?

  That's what my husband says too. And I'm like, motherfucker. I'm like, you know. It's either that or someone dying. Oh, God. Yeah.

• 25:13Speaker 03

  Twitter doesn't.

• 25:14Speaker 04

  Twitter or X or whatever, yeah.

• 25:16Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, Elon lets it all fucking hang out over there.

• 25:19Speaker 04

  Going for it. That's like Instagram reels right now.

• 25:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  God, man.

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  It's rough.

• 25:25Speaker 03

  Reels are rough.

• 25:25Bunnie XO?

  Bro, I, I don't know how my account has been deleted three fucking times and I've never showed anything bad.

• 25:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:32Bunnie XO?

  And literally some of these Instagram reels are insane. I just saw a guy ejaculate on a fucking Instagram reel. It had this little sensor thing over his dick, but you could see the drippings. It was crazy. Listen, nobody wants to give their money away to ridiculous bank fees. It's your money. You shouldn't have to pay somebody just to keep it in an account. That's why I like what Chime is doing. There are no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, and no minimum balance fees. You can also get 5% cash back on your Chime card in a category you choose, like gas or groceries, while building credit through your everyday spending with no credit check. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. To me, banking should make managing your money easier, not nickel and dime you every chance it gets.

• 26:17Bunnie XO?

  So if you're tired of ridiculous fees, Chime is definitely worth checking out. Join the millions who are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/bunny. That's chime.com/b-u-n-n-i-e. Sign up now. It only takes a few minutes.

• 26:33Speaker 06

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• 26:45Bunnie XO?

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• 27:27Bunnie XO?

  will the most powerful reality contestant in TV history be able to keep the family happy? And if they're overthrown by the mob, who's gonna step up and become the new Don? Let the games begin. Watch The Mob, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+. For bundle subscribers, terms apply. I'll be tuning in. That's not what mine is.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  At somebody's door, their Ring camera caught it.

• 27:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it was weird.

• 27:50Speaker 04

  I saw that one too.

• 27:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 27:52Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 27:52Bunnie XO?

  Weird.

• 27:53Speaker 04

  He just jacked off onto the, onto the person's ring camera?

• 27:56Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 27:56Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 27:57Bunnie XO?

  And then walked away. He followed her in her house and then came on her doorstep.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  I saw that too.

• 28:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:02Speaker 04

  Followed her?

• 28:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. People are sick, man.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 28:06Bunnie XO?

  It's why you always have to look both ways, especially women. If you are out after fucking dark.

• 28:10Speaker 04

  Be vigilant.

• 28:11Bunnie XO?

  Have mace in your hand, have a fucking taser, get on your phone, do whatever you gotta do.

• 28:16Speaker 04

  Get off your phone.

• 28:16Bunnie XO?

  No, they're like speakerphone, like you're talking to somebody, so at least say no, that fucking you're talking to somebody.

• 28:21Speaker 04

  I don't know, because when I got, that, those people were waiting outside of my business that one time, the cops are the worst. The possible thing is to be on the phone because they're like, oh, well, they can't call nine one one immediately. They have to hang up with the person, reopen it and all that kind of stuff. If you have it open with the numbers, you are more likely to call nine one one quicker than being on the phone with somebody, because that person doesn't know, like, I mean, they can kind of know where you are, but you'd rather have it recorded on nine one one.

• 28:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 28:46Speaker 04

  Than to have a random friend trying to give information.

• 28:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 28:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  I, when I worked at the mat counter inside of Macy's, I was walking out one night with this like older guy who was super nice. And I was probably like fifty feet from my car, but like it was just my car and his car in the parking lot and some other, whatever. Walking out with him and I unlocked it from like, you know, the sidewalk, like fifty feet from it. And he was like, hey, don't do that. And I was like, why? And he was like, someone could be on the other side of your car and you just unlocked it and they could hop in your car.

• 29:21Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I've heard about people waiting for people to get up to their car to open it and slashing their Achilles tendon.

• 29:29Speaker 04

  What?

• 29:30Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Like, so like if you, that's why you always look under your car before you get up to go open your door, because they'll be waiting under there and they'll have a knife and just cut the back of your heel. So you can't run.

• 29:39Speaker 04

  What the fuck?

• 29:40Bunnie XO?

  Listen, movie shit.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  I was at the salon till like one AM one time and I let my client go because she had a funeral to go to the next day. So I typically wouldn't. Normally I would have just left a mess, came back the next morning and walked out with the person. And someone was, uh, I opened the door and a dude bum rushed me from the side and luckily I stepped in and closed the door and locked it, called nine one one and I hid and he had a hoodie up like over his face. And when the cops happened to be like right there, they pulled up, group of guys were waiting at Dunkin for me.

• 30:10Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I remember that when that happened. Yeah. I don't remember this.

• 30:14Speaker 04

  It was early on because I was working nights because I was working days with her and so I would do all my clients at nighttime at the salon.

• 30:21Bunnie XO?

  Terrifying. I think that was the last time you did nighttime clients.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  Oh, I never, I literally was so terrified. Even to this day, I very rarely go to the salon. Like at nighttime, if the sun is down, like I have a rule at the salon that no one is allowed to take out trash at night. Because I don't want anything to happen to those girls. They can leave the trash by the back door and the morning person can take it out.

• 30:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 04

  Cause I mean, we're also next to a Dunkin, so like a lot of homeless people, because they just throw all their donuts out. I mean, if I was fucking homeless, I'd go kick it behind a fucking.

• 30:47Bunnie XO?

  Smorgasbord. This guy's like, wait, what?

• 30:51Speaker 04

  I mean, they literally.

• 30:52Bunnie XO?

  Throw them out?

• 30:53Speaker 04

  A whole bag of donuts will walk outside and it'll just be dumped.

• 30:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's crazy. Alright ladies, well, there's your lesson. Do not fucking fuck with the, we don't fuck with these hoes, alright? Yeah, stay alert.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  If you have to.

• 31:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, stay alert, fucking always look around you. Try not to be alone if you, you don't, you know, have to be. And if you're walking to your house, look behind you.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Always.

• 31:18Bunnie XO?

  Keep something in your hand that's sharp too. So if a motherfucker runs up on you, just bam. They make a gun.

• 31:22Speaker 03

  You can put on your keys too.

• 31:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Also a gun.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  I keep a gun. Like that day you got approached by those people, I had a gun in my hoodie. Like I was like, no, like you're not just gonna roll up on someone.

• 31:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:33Speaker 04

  And just think it's okay. It's so strange.

• 31:36Bunnie XO?

  I don't know, the world is fucking not like it used to be, dude. I think about it like back in the days, like. Back in the days when I was young, I'm not a kid anymore. Yeah.

• 31:45Speaker 04

  What was that?

• 31:45Bunnie XO?

  Sometimes I sit and wish I was a kid again. Back in the days when I was young, I'm not a kid. You know, you never heard that song? Anyways, you have a song for everything. So dude, roll that beautiful bean footage as a meme. I, did I send it to you guys? You have to look in your fucking DMs. I sent it to you guys.

• 32:03Speaker 04

  Talking about, yeah.

• 32:04Bunnie XO?

  Back in the eighties and nineties, the nostalgia is so real. Like I always think back to it and I'm like, God, I wish we could go back to those days. Cause it was like, the world was so much safer, even though I had been attempted to be kidnapped as a kid and stuff like that.

• 32:16Speaker 04

  Fucking.

• 32:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, a couple of times. Uh, the fucking world just seemed safer, dude.

• 32:21Speaker 04

  Was it safer or we just didn't have enough? Likes like social medias and news outlets to tell everything about the bad stuff. I mean, yeah, I don't know.

• 32:31Bunnie XO?

  No, but it even feels safer. Like when I was in high school and that was just like mid two thousands, it felt even feel safer.

• 32:38Speaker 04

  It's true. Like I could, I used to walk everywhere and I know you know what I'm talking about because we are like on the west coast, we have sidewalks. Everywhere. The south doesn't fucking believe in sidewalks for some reason. Not a neighborhood has a sidewalk. You know this because you're a west coast kid too.

• 32:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  We literally walked everywhere. We didn't have bad weather, so it never rained. It was just like, I would walk miles like to friends' houses, to the store, like. Out here, you just, I would never trust my child to just like schmog down to the fucking target.

• 33:09Bunnie XO?

  Hell no. I don't let Bailey out of my fucking sight and she's seventeen and has some fucking paws on her. You know what I'm saying? Like she's a, listen, if anybody tries to ever kidnap.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  They're fucked.

• 33:18Bunnie XO?

  Bailey, they are in for a fucking surprise.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  Surprise, surprise.

• 33:24Bunnie XO?

  They're gonna give her right back. Here you go.

• 33:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:26Bunnie XO?

  Um, yeah, so that's, I just wish we could go back.

• 33:30Speaker 04

  It's true. I mean, they, they talk about like.

• 33:31Bunnie XO?

  The two thousands even, like, everything was just so much more fun. I don't know. I just didn't appreciate that time and I wish I could have got it back because I would have done so much more with it. You know, like I just, we didn't know that we were living in the best times.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  I don't know. Right now is the best time of my life, guys.

• 33:47Bunnie XO?

  No, really?

• 33:48Speaker 04

  I've really like come to realize that.

• 33:50Bunnie XO?

  I feel like more money, more problems, but that's a whole nother fucking subject.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I feel like I'm living the best days.

• 33:55Bunnie XO?

  I love that for you. Good for you.

• 33:57Speaker 04

  Thanks.

• 33:57Bunnie XO?

  Good for you.

• 33:59Speaker 04

  Thanks.

• 33:59Bunnie XO?

  Love it. All right. Goodbye. Toodleoo.