Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: 60 Kids, 1 Donor & Zero Chill About this episode This week’s Ask, Tell, Confess starts sweet with Chachi’s very first leash walk—Nova proudly stepping in as the supportive sibling. But the wholesome vibes don’t last long. The stories spiral into wild territory: identical twins fathering the same child, a full-on step-parent swap, and one man juggling 60 kids. Toss in an underground sperm donor, Bunnie’s OnlyFans confession, and a detective’s unforgettable chocolate pudding mishap, and it’s pure mayhem. The crew closes things out with lighthearted laughs about appearances, turn-ons, and everything in between.
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2:29 Bunnie XO? Ask, tell, confess.
2:48 Bunnie XO? Hello friends. Welcome to another Ask, Tell.
3:02 Bunnie XO? Confess. The squeaking of the mic.
3:07 Bunnie XO? I was trying to crank it down there to get to him. He's so out. My little baby, I came home from Europe and he's so skinny. I'm like, what is going on with my son? I think it's because they were taking him on walks. He doesn't know what a walk is. You know what? Are you fat shaming my dog? Do not be fat shaming my damn dog. That is rude. Put on a leash for like the first time in his whole life. But he goes, what is that on my dog? That was so funny. Yeah, because Chachi has never walked with a leash. He's never needed one. He just walks right next to me. Yeah. It was so cute. So I've been trying, I've been trying to get my steps in, as you guys know, um, I'm doing this cut. Trying to get the last bit of this IVF weight off of me and it's working.
3:50 Bunnie XO? Um, so if you guys are, I just want to tell you guys, if you're trying to lose weight, please lift weights and then also make sure you hit 10,000 to 12,000 steps a day. It fucking is a game changer in weight loss. But anyways, I was trying to get my steps in last night and I, and Chachi wanted to come, right? So I was like, fuck it. So I brought him on this walk with me last night. And of course, fucking two steps in, he's
4:13 Bunnie XO? like can't breathe, tongue hanging out, but I had to walk to the end of the road and come back because I was like, we're not fucking quitting now, buddy. You know, you signed up for this. Get over here. So anyways, on the way back, we had to stop and it was the cutest thing because Nova was across the yard and she heard Chachi like struggling to breathe. And I let Chachi lay down in the grass and she came right up to Chachi and was like so concerned and was like looking at him and was like trying to be there with him. And then when he would get up to walk, she was walking right beside him. Like, I know, it was the sweetest. Nova is the sweetest. Like, she's such an angel. Like, you know how it is with the honey is sweet to you, right?
4:52 Speaker 03 Oh, she is my soul baby. Yeah, literally, it's Haley in donkey form.
4:57 Bunnie XO? Oh, I mean, I don't know what it is about female donkeys and female mini horses, but they have the sweetest disposition. Oh, it's crazy. Since I've been home from Europe, I literally was like looking down petting crunch last night and then I turned like this and Nova's right here. How do they get so fucking close and you don't hear them?
5:20 Speaker 03 They sneak, bro. They are so sneaky and quiet. Like, I trip over honey because she'll literally just bob and weave between my legs as I try to walk. It's the craziest thing.
5:31 Bunnie XO? No, like every time I'll literally be looking down, turn my head, she's right there. I'm like, what is happening? And it just, I, I mean, there's not a thought behind those eyes. Like, her eyes are so.
5:41 Speaker 03 Is she looking town and country?
5:43 Bunnie XO? Bro, she's east and west, east and west, baby.
5:46 Speaker 03 That is literally Miss Honey. She look at you and I'm like, are you looking at me? Because I feel like you're looking over there and over there.
5:52 Bunnie XO? And they look through you, but they have this most sweetest dispositions.
5:56 Speaker 03 Does Nova actually bite you or does she use her lips to like?
6:01 Bunnie XO? Depends, but she bit the shit out of me the other day.
6:03 Speaker 03 Really? I'm always scared. Miss Honey's never bit me, but she like uses her lips? And I'm so scared, literally you, so scared one day she's gonna bite.
6:14 Bunnie XO? She will bite you one day. Because fucking Nova was mad because I fed everybody watermelon and then she ran up on Donkey and Donkey tried to kick her and was like, bitch, get away from my watermelon. Well, she came over to me and was pissed, dude. Hold on.
6:29 Speaker 03 Who's telling on, telling on Donkey?
6:31 Bunnie XO? Bro, I was like, you son of a bitch. I was so mad that she fucking bit me, dude. Hold on. One of the TikTok pages posted it actually. Like, she straight up bit me. It was, and you could see the aggression in her. This is why I'm gonna show it to you. Watch this.
6:49 Speaker 04 You son of a bitch.
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7:57 Bunnie XO? You can hear her chomping.
8:02 Bunnie XO? She's mad. Yeah. She's mad because fucking she couldn't get any water Malone. I get it. Yeah. All right. Happens all the time. So guys, I posted on my Facebook again because you guys are always crushing it with some of the stories that you guys come in with. And I had posted this time, I said, if I had to do a podcast episode on family drama that could have been its own Netflix series, what's your story? And you guys have some fucked up families. All right? Yeah. I'm just gonna say that right now. You guys got some fucked up families. I thought
8:42 Bunnie XO? my family was fucking trailer rific. You guys got some crazy shit going on in your fucking households. Who wants to kick this one off? I think you should. Me? Okay. I feel like I kicked off the other week. It's okay. I know which one you're gonna do and I wanna kick it off. All right, all right. Amber said, my twin brothers slept with the same woman within a week and one of them got her pregnant. We will never know which one because they are identical twins and their DNA is the same.
9:14 Bunnie XO? What?
9:15 Speaker 03 Wild.
9:16 Bunnie XO? How is there, how can you not tell? Can we ask chat chief chat about that?
9:21 Speaker 03 Ask chat.
9:22 Bunnie XO? I have to. Okay, hold on.
9:27 Speaker 03 I never thought about that.
9:30 Bunnie XO? Hello, Sunny. Oh, wait, hold on.
9:33 Speaker 03 He's still, uh, British?
9:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I believe so.
9:35 Speaker 03 Going to Europe.
9:36 Bunnie XO? Going to Europe.
9:38 Speaker 03 That was the best.
9:39 Bunnie XO? It was so funny.
9:40 Speaker 03 One line ever.
9:41 Bunnie XO? Hi, Sunny, baby.
9:44 Speaker 07 Hey there. Lovely to hear from you as always. Were we diving in tea today?
9:49 Bunnie XO? Okay, so I have a question. If two twin brothers sleep with the same woman and the woman ends up getting pregnant, is there no way to tell which one of them got her pregnant because they're identical twins?
10:05 Speaker 07 Ah, that's a pretty intriguing question. So even though identical twins have basically the same DNA, modern genetic testing can actually sometimes tell them apart on a super fine level. There can be tiny mutations or little variations that show up. It's not a hundred percent easy, but with advanced testing, you could actually figure out which twin is the father. So it's not completely impossible.
10:30 Bunnie XO? Thanks, bestie.
10:34 Speaker 07 Absolutely, bestie. Always happy to dive into these wild hypotheticals with you. So if you ever need to unravel any more quirky mysteries, you know I'm here for it.
10:43 Bunnie XO? Bye bye.
10:44 Speaker 03 I like how she already
10:48 Speaker 03 called back the fact that you do those more than one time. She said.
10:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
10:53 Speaker 03 Yeah.
10:54 Bunnie XO? She's like, alright. Five minutes.
10:56 Speaker 03 We already did these, but okay.
10:58 Bunnie XO? So I, I literally thought that you could, you would be able to tell. Obviously, it wouldn't be easy and you'd probably have to do intricate testing, which could probably get really expensive and some people just can't afford that. So I totally understand that, but I would need to know. I would need to know.
11:14 Speaker 03 My two dads.
11:16 Bunnie XO? How do you explain that to the kid? Which one does the kid call dad?
11:20 Bunnie XO? Who plays child support? Both of them?
11:22 Speaker 03 Fifty fifty.
11:24 Bunnie XO? Wow, that's fucking wild. That's some Jerry Springer shit.
11:27 Speaker 03 Literally. That's wild. Go ahead.
11:30 Speaker 04 Hey, I got one. It took me about three times. Read this and understand.
11:35 Speaker 04 My stepparents have been married. My mom was with my stepdad and my dad was with my stepmom. And then they switched. My mom and dad got back together and my stepmom and dad got back together. They both got married, got divorced, and swapped one more time. Now my mom is married to my stepdad and my dad married my stepmom twice and also divorced twice. Happy reading.
12:02 Bunnie XO? I read that one too. My thing is, is why is everybody so forgiving and welcoming?
12:08 Speaker 04 Like wife swap.
12:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
12:09 Speaker 04 Remember that show?
12:10 Speaker 03 That was so confusing.
12:11 Bunnie XO? When you guys get bored of each other, you guys just switch.
12:14 Speaker 04 So are you basically all swingers?
12:16 Bunnie XO? Yes, that's exactly what's happening. Like you guys might as well just live under the same roof. And whenever you guys get tired of each other, just swap partners.
12:23 Speaker 03 They're just switching them around.
12:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah. It's crazy, but my thing is, is like, why is everybody so forgiving?
12:30 Speaker 03 What a weird family reunion. How did like holidays go for you guys? We've talked about this before with the uncle daddy situation.
12:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
12:38 Speaker 03 You know?
12:38 Bunnie XO? Uncle daddy, I forgot about that.
12:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's already, I know, I personally know how that goes. I get to watch that all happen.
12:44 Bunnie XO? Wild.
12:45 Speaker 03 You met them the other day.
12:47 Bunnie XO? Like celebrity.
12:49 Speaker 03 I remember I had this family function and I said, that's the, that's the step uncle. Or the, yeah, it's step uncle, right? No.
12:57 Bunnie XO? I don't know. Uncle daddy.
12:59 Speaker 03 Uncle daddy. Yeah. You met uncle daddy.
13:02 Bunnie XO? Wild.
13:02 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:04 Bunnie XO? Too many bodily fluids fucking going around. Your breath smells like hot ham and cheese.
13:10 Speaker 03 Okay.
13:12 Bunnie XO? Slight garbage undertones.
13:14 Speaker 03 Alright, so this one's talking about a family member. They had,
13:21 Speaker 03 this couple had four kids together. But the guy also had sixty kids outside of his marriage.
13:29 Bunnie XO? Okay, that's why.
13:31 Speaker 03 Then she says she's not exaggerating. She married him while he was in prison for back child support. He has children with his best friend's wife. He gave her two children. He has two kids with his wife's cousin. I literally could go on for days.
13:47 Bunnie XO? I'm tired of this guy.
13:48 Speaker 03 Please do, as I, I wanna know how all sixty.
13:52 Bunnie XO? I wanna know how many baby mamas he has to have sixty kids. I just feel like, and listen, I am the most non judgmental person. I, you wanna do whatever you wanna do, do it. You wanna have fucking fifteen kids even, go ahead.
14:05 Speaker 03 I'm gonna judge at sixty.
14:07 Bunnie XO? Sixty? I'm fucking judging you. Like, why are you doing this? What is the point of that? You know, like, I don't get it.
14:17 Speaker 04 You sure he was in prison though?
14:19 Speaker 03 For back child support.
14:20 Speaker 04 Ah, makes sense.
14:23 Speaker 03 I mean, yeah, that's a lot of child support.
14:26 Bunnie XO? You would literally have to work just to pay for your children.
14:30 Speaker 03 There's no way to spread enough money across the board, depending on how many baby mamas you have, to be able to even fund that many children.
14:38 Bunnie XO? But how fucking fertile are you? Chop your damn dick off.
14:41 Speaker 03 Just cut it off.
14:42 Bunnie XO? Do the one ball Saul.
14:44 Speaker 03 Ooh.
14:45 Bunnie XO? You know what I'm saying? Fucking castrate yourself, which I need to correct myself because I was a real dumb blonde in that fucking episode and I thought the dude chopped his weenie off in the one ball Saul episode, and he didn't. He chopped his balls off. Now that I've had to castrate a physical cow, I fucking know better now. But yeah, so I need to correct myself. So chop your balls off, buddy.
15:08 Speaker 03 Just get rid of, I, I don't know. I don't understand. Maybe that's like his thing, maybe.
15:12 Bunnie XO? How do you devote time to each child? That's impossible.
15:18 Speaker 03 There's no way.
15:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I feel bad for those kids. I mean, every, like thankful they're here, but at the same time, people who don't deserve children are just fucking spitting them out left and right.
15:29 Speaker 03 Yeah, I did fall in this wormhole the other day of this underground like sperm donor. Did you guys see that?
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16:01 Bunnie XO? No.
16:02 Speaker 03 Oh, it's this underground sperm donor and like he's in the hood and these people literally just pay him to come over and like they'll put like a sheet up and stuff like it's lesbian couples who want babies and he'll just, he just spreads his seed to everyone. You just pay him cash and he, you can just, or you can come get it and he'll do it like in a condom and then you put it inside you or like a turkey baster type situation. And yeah, I watched that episode.
16:31 Bunnie XO? That is crazy.
16:32 Speaker 03 Yeah. He said, I'm not using it, so mine if I'll give it away. I need to see what he looks like.
16:40 Bunnie XO? That sounds like a fucking hustle, right? Like it, it sounds like something you would do, you know? Like I could totally see fucking giving his sperm up to people, you know?
16:53 Speaker 03 I could, I could. Tell me I'm wrong.
16:56 Speaker 09 Oh my God, out of the back of a food truck.
16:59 Bunnie XO? Literally, literally just vials of his sperm to people. I could totally see.
17:03 Speaker 03 Under the jelly rolled out.
17:05 Bunnie XO? Literally.
17:06 Speaker 03 The icing on it is actually. Oh my God.
17:14 Speaker 03 You guys.
17:14 Bunnie XO? I'm serious.
17:15 Speaker 03 It's like an apartment complex type thing is like, and they would just show up and he would just, and then like there were some where like the wife wanted to be there while they can, like. Put in a cuck? She cucked basically. So she was like up by the woman and they put like a sheet up.
17:29 Bunnie XO? Oh, so he was banging?
17:30 Speaker 03 Yeah, some of them, yes.
17:32 Bunnie XO? How much were they paying?
17:34 Speaker 03 I don't know.
17:34 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
17:34 Speaker 03 What, is this a documentary? It was like, you know, like those, like little docu-series on Instagram? Like the soft white underbelly type stuff.
17:42 Bunnie XO? Never ran across that. Guys, check your DMs later, you're getting some from me. Do you not know my for you page?
17:50 Speaker 04 No, we do.
17:51 Bunnie XO? We unfortunately get it in our DMs. Yeah. Natalie said, I married my middle school bully's dad. It's been the absolute best and the bitch and that bitch hates me.
18:03 Speaker 04 I love that.
18:04 Bunnie XO? First of all, if somebody is still holding a grudge against you from middle school, she's a fucking loser.
18:10 Speaker 04 Yeah.
18:10 Bunnie XO? If anybody's holding a grudge from high school, you're a fucking loser unless you were the one getting bullied. If you were the one getting bullied and of course you have every right to hold a grudge, but if you're the bully and you're holding a grudge, you're a fucking loser. You married her dad. What a plot twist. Was she at the wedding? I have so many questions. I mean, I would, I would think so.
18:35 Speaker 04 Does she call you stepmom?
18:36 Bunnie XO? Does she call you mommy? I'm a mommy.
18:42 Bunnie XO? Oh dang.
18:44 Speaker 04 That's wild.
18:45 Bunnie XO? What do you got for me?
18:46 Speaker 04 This was from Jessica. She said, the planning of my wedding. My mother-in-law was going to bring water guns to my wedding to spray people she didn't like. She then punched my husband in the face two days prior to the wedding because she wanted to get up, go to the altar, give him a kiss as I was walking down the aisle.
19:06 Bunnie XO? I kinda love her.
19:08 Speaker 04 The mother-in-law?
19:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah. What?
19:10 Speaker 04 I kinda love her.
19:13 Bunnie XO? She said, she's bringing water guns because she wanted to spray people she didn't like? That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird. Let me rephrase that. I minus the kiss part, the water guns is fucking hilarious, dude. That's funny. That's some shit we would do.
19:30 Speaker 04 I want you guys to do that at my funeral.
19:32 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
19:34 Speaker 04 Please, if someone comes that I, you know, I don't want them to be there.
19:37 Bunnie XO? The super so come or what?
19:39 Speaker 04 Yes, please.
19:40 Bunnie XO? I'll just remove them. Make it a scene. Skedaddle. Alright guys, no, I'm gonna do that at your wedding tomorrow. Yeah. She'll show you her pussy finally at your funeral. Wow. Just over the casket?
19:57 Bunnie XO? Just ride her face. I'm gonna be like this. Just ride. Or she'll go like this.
20:06 Bunnie XO? I will come back to life for that. So you guys, we could let you guys in on this joke. All of us in the crew have seen each other's vaginas. I mean, listen, I did OnlyFans for fucking three years. Mimi has seen my insides. Poor Mimi has to see my fucking replays on everything that, what is it? Like fucking our Snapchat memories and shit. I think, I think, nevermind.
20:27 Speaker 03 Nevermind, nevermind.
20:29 Bunnie XO? You know what I was gonna say? Wait, I need to know this. One of my old porns literally popped up on my fucking Snapchat memories. I'm like, God, how do I take these out of here? I don't, I don't understand how they're still on there. It's in your, it's in it, in Snap. You can delete it in Snap. Oh, really? Teach me, cuz Lord knows. I taught her how to switch the camera from Yeah. here to there. I was like, double tap the screen. People in Snapchat fucking iCloud are having a blast. They're like, every day, they're like, we can't wait to see Bunny's memories. Yeah. Um, but what was my whole point? I had a point here. We were talking about.
21:05 Speaker 03 Talking about my vagina.
21:07 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah. So anyways, we've all seen each other's vaginas. We've all seen each other's nipples. We've seen buttholes even. And I mean, all of us, we have never seen Mimi's vagina or butthole. I finally saw her tits in Europe. It was nice.
21:22 Speaker 03 I was drunk.
21:24 Bunnie XO? We just gotta get her. That's what they all say. That's what she said.
21:30 Speaker 03 Wait, how'd you see my tits and not my vagina?
21:33 Bunnie XO? Because you went like this in the hotel room. Were you walking around with no panties on?
21:39 Speaker 03 Was that the night I took my pant? No, she was gonna rip my panties off for me because I was wearing.
21:44 Bunnie XO? Listen, Haley gets really grapey. Haley gets grapey, okay? When she, the amount of times. The amount of times this woman will drink and fucking, she gets so grapey. But the crazy thing is, is the next day she'll wake up hungover. And if you even look at her in any sort of lusting way, she will fucking rip your head off. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, you can't.
22:10 Speaker 03 There's a gremlin after dark.
22:12 Bunnie XO? Between, literally.
22:14 Speaker 03 There's no in between. That was funny. No, I, I shouldn't have worn underwear that night. I said I regretted it. She said, my nails are like, like I could have just sawed your underwear off for you.
22:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
22:25 Speaker 03 There's this romper I wear and for whatever reason, it causes my underwear to like, get all weird.
22:31 Bunnie XO? Beastie, beastie.
22:32 Speaker 03 I hate it. I hate it. And I was like, I should have just.
22:34 Bunnie XO? Cause it probably just rubs against your little clit.
22:37 Speaker 03 Yes. And she said, I'll.
22:41 Bunnie XO? Maybe said yes.
22:44 Speaker 03 Thanks for, yeah, no, you said it.
22:49 Bunnie XO? How many minutes is this, Kaimi? It's getting gross.
22:55 Speaker 10 Going on 20 minutes.
22:56 Bunnie XO? Okay. All right. Yeah. So we all wanna see Mimi's vagina and we're gonna see it one day.
23:03 Speaker 04 Thought we would see it in Europe.
23:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah, we really did. Even on the bus. I thought we would have seen it on the bus. She keeps her pants on.
23:10 Speaker 04 It's like she doesn't love us.
23:12 Bunnie XO? Yeah, she doesn't.
23:13 Speaker 03 Cause I won't show you my vagina.
23:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:15 Speaker 04 Fake.
23:16 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:17 Speaker 03 You fake ass bitch.
23:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:19 Speaker 04 You are.
23:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
23:21 Speaker 04 You've seen mine.
23:21 Speaker 03 All right, guys.
23:22 Speaker 04 I walked around.
23:23 Bunnie XO? Buy one of those fake camel toes and just fucking wear it and be like, here it is. Here it is, ladies.
23:29 Speaker 04 Take a picture of like your arm, like this.
23:31 Bunnie XO? Get a prosthetic puss.
23:32 Speaker 03 When I say she.
23:35 Speaker 03 That's really funny. I should make it like the most hideous one.
23:38 Bunnie XO? Just like a grenade went off on a deli counter.
23:41 Speaker 03 Yes, like a blue waffle. Just a prosthetic blue waffle.
23:44 Bunnie XO? Just blown up fucking pastrami.
23:46 Speaker 03 Yeah.
23:47 Bunnie XO? I love those. Those are my favorite.
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25:30 Bunnie XO? I like him. Kristi Mack has the most, the prettiest vagina ever. And she's got like straight up pastrami. It's great. I love it.
25:42 Bunnie XO? What's wrong?
25:43 Bunnie XO? Hi, May.
25:44 Speaker 10 Yeah. I'm here.
25:46 Bunnie XO? Do you, do you like the pastrami puss?
25:49 Speaker 10 Pastrami puss?
25:50 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:57 Bunnie XO? I love it. I'm a nasty bitch. Give me a pastrami puss all day.
26:02 Speaker 10 I've been asked a lot of things and this is probably the one that I,
26:10 Speaker 10 no, I'll say I'm not a fan.
26:14 Speaker 10 But I also don't discriminate. I don't hate it, but it's not my top three.
26:20 Bunnie XO? Have you guys seen Kristy Mack's vagina? No. It looks like two little roast beef cutlets just slapped together and it's so cute. I love it. I don't think I even know who that is. Kristy Mack is hot. She's, well, she's, I don't know if she's. Should we look it up? Is that, are we, is it bad if we look it up right now? Can we look it up on the? I'm going straight into Google search. Alright, do Kristy Mack, yeah. She's so fucking fine.
26:42 Speaker 03 Like Christie just says in like.
26:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah, C H R I S T Y. Kristy Mack's fucking hot, dude.
26:48 Speaker 03 You said just vagina.
26:49 Bunnie XO? She was so beautiful too, like in her day. Let me see. Let me see it. Let me see.
26:58 Bunnie XO? Beautiful.
27:00 Bunnie XO? How do we feel about it?
27:01 Speaker 03 You need to zoom in?
27:02 Bunnie XO? That might not be a good one. She, that's, I think she has like spread open right there.
27:07 Speaker 03 Oh, so not spread open?
27:08 Bunnie XO? Yeah, look at it when it's just dangling.
27:11 Speaker 03 It's all spread open.
27:13 Bunnie XO? But it's beautiful. There's nothing wrong with it. Like it's not an ugly vagina.
27:16 Speaker 03 There is nothing wrong with that. That's nice.
27:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
27:18 Speaker 10 It is, yeah, nothing wrong with it. It just, you know.
27:20 Bunnie XO? I kinda like it. It's a pastrami on rye. I like it. I fucking like it. She's hot. Kristy Mack can still get it.
27:29 Speaker 03 Kristy Mack can get it. She's not my type, but she can get it.
27:33 Bunnie XO? Dude, back in her heydays, she wasn't your type with her shaved head and all her tattoos?
27:37 Speaker 03 No, too skinny. I know that's like, just not my preference.
27:41 Bunnie XO? Kristy Mack, are you thinking of the right girl? She had the biggest fattest ass you've ever seen?
27:46 Speaker 03 I know, but I don't like even, I don't know. It's like very BBL type ass. I like natural.
27:53 Bunnie XO? Her ass is natural.
27:54 Speaker 03 Well, I know, I just like her shape. Like I don't like a girl who has like a smaller stomach. Like I actually like bigger girls.
28:00 Bunnie XO? Oh, gotcha. You like, you like a thick baby.
28:03 Speaker 03 Yeah, I do.
28:04 Bunnie XO? Would you ever fuck Haley?
28:05 Speaker 03 We're too close. If, if I didn't know her, maybe.
28:10 Speaker 03 She was naked in the hotel room 24/7. She was constantly like,
28:14 Bunnie XO? I have self-tan.
28:15 Speaker 03 My tan is drying. Whole time. Then she goes, uh, can you spray my back? I said, yeah. She goes, there's my butt.
28:26 Bunnie XO? I would like to be a fly on the wall in you guys' room. That's great.
28:29 Speaker 03 Yeah, great. She's naked 24/7.
28:33 Bunnie XO? All right. Well, we will not, we were not trying to exploit Christie Mac, but I was just bragging about how beautiful she was. She was gorgeous. Gorgeous, gorgeous woman. Gorgeous. You guys want to read any more of these? I feel like we're a bunch of dudes sitting around having fucking locker room talk.
28:47 Speaker 03 Literally.
28:48 Bunnie XO? All right, I got one. My bio dad's federal case made my master's degree textbooks and I had to openly discuss my life story while getting my master's in criminology. And that's just the beginning. I want to know who her dad is.
29:04 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:06 Bunnie XO? I wonder if he's a mobsta.
29:09 Bunnie XO? Mobsta with a lobster.
29:17 Bunnie XO? Hila said, when I was 24 years old, I dated this detective for the Columbus Police Department. He wasn't the hottest guy, but I had just been through a horrible breakup. So I said, what the heck? One day he took me to a hotel. He had purchased buckets of chocolate pudding from a carryout. He poured all of this pudding in the bathtub and we attempted to have sex in it. It was very messy and slimy and then we had to shower. Slimy. It would be sticky. And that would be a raging yeast infection. Oh my god.
29:49 Speaker 03 All I can think about is the pudding going inside of me.
29:51 Bunnie XO? All the sugar. Oh, and your pussy hole. Pudding?
29:57 Speaker 03 I don't do sticky.
29:58 Bunnie XO? Give me a IV of antibiotics right now.
30:01 Speaker 03 Absolutely not. There's something about being sticky that makes me want to claw my skin off.
30:07 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I don't like it.
30:08 Speaker 03 I cannot stand it. I, we were driving in Europe and I had an, a gelato cup in my hand and it began to leak.
30:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
30:16 Speaker 03 I blacked out. I blacked out because it was in my hand and down the leg. And when I got out, I was like screaming at Bear. I said, open the fucking door. I need to go wash my hands. I was so angry.
30:25 Bunnie XO? They did have this fucking, uh, dessert. I didn't get to try it in Germany called the gang banger. What was it called? Gang maker? And it was fire. It was literally a peanut butter and jelly with a graham cracker covered in dark chocolate. Yes, you made the girls try that. And everybody loved it. I, I did not get any of it. I didn't try it. Yeah, I should have. It was delicious. Oh, I love gangbang. Me too. All right. And on that note, we're gonna head out. Toodle fucking oo, ladies. Bye bye. Just kidding, Jason.
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