Pod Insights Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend Fanhausen Revisited About this episode To celebrate the WWE debut of the very first CONAFan guest, Conan revisits his conversation with professional wrestler Danhausen.
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0:02 Conan O'Brien? Who do you shop for first on the holidays, Sona? Was it, do you shop for the kids or do you shop for Tac?
0:06 Speaker 01 My kids.
0:07 Conan O'Brien? Okay.
0:07 Speaker 01 Or Oki.
0:08 Conan O'Brien? You gotta get them your stuff.
0:08 Speaker 01 Or my dog.
0:09 Conan O'Brien? And then your husband is last. Well, guess what? It's that time of year. You feel that, you smell that cinnamon cider in the air? Do you smell that?
0:18 Speaker 01 Yeah.
0:19 Conan O'Brien? And you see pumpkins around, people buying turkeys. A little early to buy a turkey.
0:23 Speaker 01 Yeah.
0:24 Conan O'Brien? Doesn't matter. Holidays? I would say it's just around the corner, but that's a cliche. It's very nearby in the cupboard. Well, guess what? Amazon delivers joy with low prices on the gifts you want even this early in the season. So get ahead of the season. Shop early gifts, top picks, holiday decor, and advent calendars at low prices. Get ahead, start on holiday gifting with Amazon's low prices. Shop now at amazon.com/holiday.
0:56 Conan O'Brien? One in four Americans targeted by scams ended up falling for them.
0:59 Speaker 01 I did.
1:00 Conan O'Brien? For me, it would be four out of four. Did you fall for a scam?
1:01 Speaker 01 I fell for a scam once.
1:03 Conan O'Brien? Oh, my God.
1:04 Speaker 01 They didn't steal much.
1:05 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, still, you got taken for a ride.
1:07 Speaker 01 I did.
1:08 Conan O'Brien? And you just put it out there that you're easy to scam.
1:09 Speaker 01 I am.
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1:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, I need this.
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1:47 Conan O'Brien? Well, we have come up on a very nice anniversary. Hard to believe, but five years ago this month, we did our very first fan episode. And it's been five years.
2:00 Speaker 01 I can't believe it.
2:01 Conan O'Brien? And I really love these segments. And the very first one featured a fan of mine named Dan Housen. Now, Dan Housen is a wrestler, and he explained to me when we did this very first fan episode that he had loosely based his character, his wrestling character, on me if I was an interdimensional demon. Which seems redundant to me.
2:23 Conan O'Brien? And Dan Housen and I had a great conversation. We talked about comedy, performance, the love of entertaining people. And what struck me, and still I remember this to this day, Dan Housen told me that he had been grinding away for the past eight years, driving 12 hours every weekend, just be able to get up in front of people and wrestle. And this is a guy who just applied an incredible work ethic to his passion. And I was so impressed with this fellow. Well, now it's five years later, and I am thrilled to report that Dan Housen has recently made his WWE debut to rave reviews. And this is proof again
3:02 Speaker 01 Yep.
3:03 Conan O'Brien? that if you can marry hard work to your passion, you can go places. So on behalf of myself and all of us here at Team Coco, massive congratulations and mad respect to Dan Housen. And I am so proud of you, happy for you. And I just should mention, because your character's based on me, I'm getting 20%.
3:24 Speaker 01 Oh, are you getting 20%?
3:26 Conan O'Brien? Well, I will, once I unleash my interdimensional demons.
3:32 Conan O'Brien? Rick Rosen, from William Morris Endeavor. And the blackest, blackest heart of all, Gavin Pallone. I mean, when they're done with Dan Housen, he's just gonna be some flesh clinging to a battered vertebrae.
3:49 Speaker 01 Yes.
3:50 Conan O'Brien? Anyway, I'm just thrilled for him. So here, this is unusual for us, we're gonna revisit my chat from five years ago with the one, the only Dan Housen. Enjoy.
4:03 Speaker 02 Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Wanna talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com/callconan. Okay, let's get started.
4:13 Conan O'Brien? Hey everybody, Conan O'Brien here. And we're gonna try something a little different. In the short time that I've been doing, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. I've just been delighted. I'm having an absolute blast and it's working. I'm actually making some nice bonds and friendships with a lot of different people. But what occurred to me is all these people have one thing in common. They're celebrities. And I thought it might be nice to try making friends with average folk, people out there in the world, civilians, not celebrities. Just talk to the people who make this great country we call the United States of America, or even people from other countries. It doesn't matter.
4:57 Conan O'Brien? Let's just talk to some regular folk and then hope, hope desperately that they become celebrities.
5:05 Speaker 01 Oh my god.
5:06 Conan O'Brien? That's the concept. What do you guys think?
5:07 Speaker 01 Horrible.
5:08 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'm all in.
5:09 Conan O'Brien? Why is, why is that horrible? It's very important to me that eventually they become celebrities.
5:14 Speaker 03 So you don't have time for anybody that would live their whole life as a regular Joe?
5:19 Speaker 01 As a folk.
5:21 Conan O'Brien? Who, who would do that? What kind of monster would choose that life? No, seriously, I really do, I do wanna, and especially, I have to say, a lot of this comes out of this last year. Let's get outside this bubble, this, this celebrity bubble that we're trapped in.
5:38 Speaker 01 I'm not trapped in a celebrity bubble.
5:40 Speaker 03 No, I'm not even a Jason too.
5:41 Conan O'Brien? Oh god, no, I didn't mean either, either of you, oh god, no. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, please. Oh, how embarrassing. I'm covering my mouth, I'm laughing.
5:51 Speaker 03 Cause I mean, we don't even do a podcast with a celebrity, so how would we do it?
5:54 Speaker 01 Oh, snap, snappity, dappity, ouchy, wowchy.
6:00 Conan O'Brien? I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up. I am looking it up. Yes, I am a celebrity. I just looked it up.
6:07 Speaker 01 You Googled it?
6:08 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, I am a B-Lister, but I am a celebrity. So, of, okay.
6:16 Conan O'Brien? I am a solid B. I'm a solid B-less celebrity and I'm proud of it. And if Love Boat were still on the air.
6:22 Speaker 03 Ah, I wish.
6:23 Conan O'Brien? I could, I could potentially be a guest.
6:26 Speaker 03 Oh, God.
6:26 Conan O'Brien? Not the first guest, but like the third guest, who's the Comic Relief guest, who's stowed away.
6:31 Speaker 03 I would kill to see you on Love Boat.
6:33 Conan O'Brien? Yes, and, uh, but anyway, this is, this is something I want to do and, uh, I'm really looking forward to it. And, uh, I don't know, we're just gonna give it a try and see how it goes.
6:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, this is Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan and it'll be out weekly in addition to the regular episodes. So just an extra special treat. And, uh, we might as well get to our first guest. Are you guys ready?
6:54 Conan O'Brien? Yeah. I am very ready.
6:56 Speaker 03 Conan, please meet Donovan, who is a minor league professional wrestler.
7:00 Conan O'Brien? Wow. Donovan, very nice to talk to you. Uh, where are you coming from, Donovan? Where are you?
7:05 Speaker 04 I am in, uh, Michigan right now from Montreal.
7:08 Conan O'Brien? Uh, do you consider yourself a Canadian?
7:10 Speaker 04 No, no, I'm from Michigan.
7:11 Conan O'Brien? Oh, you're from Michigan?
7:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, sorry, I probably said that wrong. Uh, my wife is from Montreal.
7:16 Conan O'Brien? Wait, I'm confused already. You're from Michigan, uh, you've married someone who's from Montreal.
7:22 Speaker 04 Yes, exactly.
7:23 Conan O'Brien? Okay.
7:24 Speaker 04 So I'm in the process of, uh, getting my permanent residency there.
7:27 Conan O'Brien? Oh, okay, you're going to move to Montreal?
7:29 Speaker 04 I'm going, yes.
7:30 Conan O'Brien? Okay, well, that's all the time we have. Thank you.
7:36 Conan O'Brien? So, uh, Donovan, you are a professional wrestler, is that right?
7:40 Speaker 04 Yes.
7:40 Conan O'Brien? Okay, now, uh, help me because I know of a type of professional wrestler that has a character. And I don't know, are you a professional wrestler who's really wrestling and using wrestling moves? And it's not that fun to watch? Or are you a wrestler who's also kind of a performer and has a, a character?
7:58 Speaker 04 Uh, I am a character. Um, actually, I have a picture if you want to see it. It's, uh, that's me.
8:04 Conan O'Brien? Okay, well, we are a podcast, so I'm gonna describe it.
8:07 Speaker 04 Yeah.
8:07 Conan O'Brien? Uh, you're sort of demonic looking. You, you, you just showed me a picture of, uh, what looked like a very fierce, evil, demonic wrestler.
8:15 Speaker 04 Yes, so I go by the moniker Very Nice, Very Evil, because nobody likes somebody who's too evil. So I introduce the nice part of it, so then they buy into it and I can trick them.
8:24 Conan O'Brien? Okay, very nice, very evil.
8:26 Speaker 04 Often I get described if, uh, somebody, a demon possessed you, actually.
8:31 Conan O'Brien? Oh, a demon possessed me?
8:33 Speaker 04 If Conan O'Brien was possessed by a demon, that's what it gets described as, because I'm heavily influenced by you rather than other wrestlers.
8:42 Conan O'Brien? Yes. You mean of the wrestlers, I'm the one that's influenced you the most? Yes, yes, of course. That's fantastic.
8:58 Conan O'Brien? You know, winning an award, that's a big achievement, right?
9:00 Speaker 01 Yeah.
9:01 Conan O'Brien? Every now and then in life, maybe something nice like that comes your way. Winning them consistently is almost impossible. It just doesn't happen, you know? Well, guess what? Winning five times in six years? You know what that sounds like to me? Sustained excellence.
9:15 Speaker 01 Nice.
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9:24 Speaker 01 I drive a Hyundai Palisade and I love my car. I love it. I love driving it around.
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9:48 Speaker 01 Hello!
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10:22 Conan O'Brien? Who do you shop for first on the holidays, Sona? Was it, do you shop for the kids or do you shop for Tac?
10:26 Speaker 01 My kids.
10:27 Conan O'Brien? Okay. You gotta get them your stuff.
10:28 Speaker 01 Or my dog.
10:30 Conan O'Brien? And then your husband is last. Well, guess what? It's that time of year. You feel that, you smell that cinnamon cider in the air? Do you smell that?
10:39 Speaker 01 Yeah.
10:39 Conan O'Brien? And you see pumpkins around, people buying turkeys? Little early to buy a turkey. Doesn't matter. Holidays? I would say it's just around the corner, but that's a cliche. It's very nearby in the cupboard.
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11:15 Conan O'Brien? Sona, what are some of the things in life that really get you down?
11:17 Speaker 01 Uh, driving?
11:19 Conan O'Brien? Yeah.
11:19 Speaker 01 That's the first thing that popped in my head.
11:21 Conan O'Brien? No, but I've seen you drive and it's true. I'm always picking mailboxes out of your grill.
11:26 Conan O'Brien? You're a creative driver. Uh, look, let's face it. Just living on earth can be a lot, right?
11:32 Speaker 01 It can.
11:32 Conan O'Brien? I mean, oy vey, it's a lot.
11:34 Speaker 01 Yeah.
11:34 Conan O'Brien? There's gravity, there's mosquitoes, there's the... You know that they say the sun is going to, at some point, go supernova and incinerate the earth, probably in five billion years?
11:43 Speaker 01 Okay.
11:44 Conan O'Brien? But watch your diet, we might be sticking around for that.
11:46 Speaker 01 Oh, man.
11:46 Conan O'Brien? So cosmically speaking, you've earned a break.
11:48 Speaker 01 Yeah.
11:49 Conan O'Brien? And you know where this is going? I think you do.
11:50 Speaker 01 No.
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12:04 Speaker 01 Yeah.
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12:10 Speaker 01 Ooh.
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12:26 Speaker 01 Wow, that's profound.
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12:36 Conan O'Brien? Sona, you have to admit, the holidays, it's really about hanging with the people you love.
12:42 Speaker 01 Yeah.
12:42 Conan O'Brien? And getting to be yourself. Not going to some stuffy holiday party where you need to conform to what the man wants you to think about the holidays.
12:51 Speaker 01 Yeah.
12:51 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, it's about being yourself. Turn your holiday time into Miller time by enjoying a Miller Lite in a place where you're free to enjoy yourself on a walk with a cousin. With a cousin? Why are they getting all specific about it?
13:03 Speaker 01 Because it's family.
13:03 Conan O'Brien? But what about a niece or a nephew?
13:05 Speaker 01 Yeah.
13:07 Conan O'Brien? Like a walk with an ex-wife. I don't know. I mean, they're just throwing, that's a weird, they just made a very specific choice.
13:14 Speaker 01 Yeah.
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13:41 Speaker 01 Yeah, you guys are just doing chest bumps and high-fiving.
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14:06 Conan O'Brien? Describe then a demonic Conan O'Brien as a wrestling character. What, are you using some of my moves? Is it my attitude? Does your character have, you know, sort of little beady eyes and thin lips and sharp cheekbones?
14:22 Speaker 04 Yes, yeah, I don't have the height, but I have, I utilize, so I pour teeth in my opponent's mouths to disorient them.
14:31 Conan O'Brien? Pour a what in their mouth?
14:32 Speaker 04 Yeah, hu- human teeth.
14:34 Conan O'Brien? You pour human teeth into the mouth?
14:36 Speaker 01 That's amazing.
14:37 Conan O'Brien? I love how that's, people see that and go, oh, that is so Conan.
14:40 Speaker 04 That is. No, no, no. It's just, I think it's the presentation, because I take a lot of, like, Simpsons references and references from you and just 80's horror movies and I pull it all together, because these are the things that I like. So I included it into the character because wrestling should be fun.
14:57 Conan O'Brien? Yes, wrestling.
14:58 Speaker 04 Are you saying? It shouldn't be work.
14:59 Conan O'Brien? Yeah.
15:00 Speaker 04 No, no.
15:01 Conan O'Brien? Uh, so, um, okay, one of your standard moves is to pour loose teeth into the mouth of your opponent to confuse and disorient them. What are some of your other moves?
15:12 Speaker 04 Kick him right in the mouth. I have the go-to-sleep, which I call the goodnight-housen. I add Housen. My wrestling name is Dan Housen, and I add Housen to everything to make it all about me.
15:24 Conan O'Brien? That's very Conan. Okay, that's very nice, Matt, yeah. I love that. You just add a Housen to things, so it's so Good Night Housen is like a good night move.
15:32 Speaker 04 Yes, and I pop them up off my shoulders and I kneel them in the face. That's my finishing.
15:36 Conan O'Brien? Well, you kneel them in the face, Housen.
15:38 Speaker 04 The face, yes, exactly.
15:39 Conan O'Brien? Sorry.
15:41 Speaker 04 Like, if I were talking to you, I'd call you Conan Housen. I add Housen to the end of anything.
15:45 Conan O'Brien? Uh huh, uh huh. This is fantastic. You're, I'm delighted by you. You're, I'm delighted by this foolishness and that you've, like me, dedicated your life to absolute idiocy. This is fantastic. Now, are you a good wrestler? Are you a good athlete?
16:03 Speaker 04 Yeah, but that doesn't matter. No one cared when I was just a good wrestler. They cared once I switched and put on makeup and started acting goofy and doing Simpsons references in the middle of matches and like I stole the Mr. Burns hop in.
16:20 Speaker 04 I brought a tiny airplane to the ring and I told my opponent to hop in and I had 300, 400 people chanting "hop in" at this guy.
16:27 Conan O'Brien? How successful have you been? It sounds like, is this growing? Do you feel like Dan Housen is becoming a bigger and bigger character?
16:36 Speaker 04 Yes, absolutely. Since I've switched this, which is about two years ago and about a year full of doing this actual character, I've been wrestling for eight years. When, since I've switched this, it's just like, snowballed more and more and more, and now I have a shirt and Hot Topic and I've gotten signed to like a TV company. And they're just like, "Go do your weird stuff." Like, do it. Have fun. Be Dan Housen. That's, that's what we need.
17:00 Conan O'Brien? I want to be a part of Dan Housen's world, you know? Don't you see that, Matt and Son? Like, I want to maybe do some sort of, I want to tape a video. I seriously want to do something where you're in the ring and then I appear and I'm either for you or against you. Do you know what I mean? Or you're my long-lost son. We've got to, we've got to somehow get into, I want to get into the lore of Dan Housen. Do you know what I mean? I want to be part of it. What would you do with me?
17:28 Speaker 04 I, oh, with you, I would, I would call us both legendary late nighters, for one.
17:34 Conan O'Brien? Guess what? There's a lot of those now. There's literally like 600 in America, so he might want to come up with something cooler.
17:41 Speaker 04 This character is all about himself. He's all about making sacks of money, I call them.
17:45 Conan O'Brien? Yes.
17:46 Speaker 04 I carry around a money sack. I pulled it out after I won my contract on TV. And I revealed it from my cape.
17:55 Speaker 04 Pulled a, uh, I pulled a $20 bill and I said, "Look at these millions," and I threw it.
18:01 Conan O'Brien? Would we actually fight? Uh, and first of all, uh, you know, I know how to handle myself.
18:07 Speaker 01 Wait a minute.
18:08 Conan O'Brien? Oh, come on, Sona. I'm fairly athletic. Uh, I, uh, I can take a punch and I, I, I love to fake fight. And so, uh, if I entered the ring, would we start out being friends, but then I would think that you had gotten too cocky? And I would attack Dan Housen? What would happen?
18:24 Speaker 04 Yeah, maybe. I, I think I do this thing where I, I try to punch people in the groin.
18:29 Conan O'Brien? Yeah.
18:29 Speaker 04 Right before the bell rings, so I can just pin them without doing any work.
18:32 Conan O'Brien? Yeah.
18:32 Speaker 04 So I don't think I would do that because people know that I love Conan.
18:35 Conan O'Brien? Right.
18:35 Speaker 04 Like as a character, it's very public that I love Conan, uh, and that's one of Dan Housen's idols. Uh, so I don't think they would think that. They'd probably be taken back if you did it.
18:44 Conan O'Brien? Okay, how about this? Let me pitch you this because I'm really into this. All right, so Dan Housen, you're fighting your foe. He starts to get the better of you. He starts to win. He grabs the bag of teeth and starts to pour them into your mouth. He steals your sack of money. Uh, he punches you in the groin. It's all going badly. When all of a sudden the music changes, fog machines go on, uh, and I appear, I come down on wires. And it's me and I'm there to save Dan Housen. And, uh...
19:13 Speaker 04 I think the crowd would go nuts.
19:15 Conan O'Brien? I, I hope so. What if the crowd's just like, "All right, okay, there's Conan, I guess. Let's see what he's got. All right, let's go. Let's... If we go early, we can beat the traffic."
19:28 Conan O'Brien? In my mind, before I go on, that's what I think, that's the reaction I always think.
19:33 Conan O'Brien? If I leave now, I can beat the traffic. I, uh, I want in on the Dan Housen world. I really do, Donovan.
19:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, well, I, I would love that if that's a possibility. Uh, that's like the ultimate guest for Good Night Housen with Dan Housen.
19:46 Conan O'Brien? You know what? I've always said, uh, if there's a way that I can be involved with Good Night Housen with Dan Housen, I want in Housen and right now Housen. Not tomorrow, Housen, but today, Housen. I'm not fucking around, Housen. I'm serious, Housen. So let's make this happen, Housen. Let's sign a contract, Housen. I want to get paid, Housen.
20:07 Speaker 04 Yes, we'll pay you in a wonderful sacks of human money.
20:12 Conan O'Brien? There's only one kind of money. There's only human money. No animal uses money.
20:20 Speaker 04 He has no, he has no idea.
20:21 Conan O'Brien? Uh huh, uh huh.
20:22 Speaker 04 He just knows it gets you power.
20:23 Conan O'Brien? Yeah. Wow. That's, uh, that's very exciting. Well, you know what? I think you're gonna do well. I, I love that you're going to Canada, cause I, I, I don't say this just to suck up to Canada, but I, I love, I love Canadians and I think they're like the funniest, one of the funniest countries in the world. They're really funny people. So I think, and they really love nuanced, like weird, kooky comedy and they've always been so nice to me. So I love that you're going to Montreal. I think that's great.
20:48 Speaker 04 Thank you. Yeah. It's been, uh, exciting and a lot of work.
20:50 Conan O'Brien? Donovan, you have my blessing and I will figure out a way to enter your, the world of Dan Housen. I will.
20:56 Speaker 04 Please do. I would lose my mind and so would my fans. I, it'd be crazy.
21:01 Conan O'Brien? All right. Well, Sonu, you make sure, you'll, you'll follow up on this.
21:04 Speaker 01 On this.
21:05 Conan O'Brien? Yes, we'll follow up on this. I'm really excited about it.
21:08 Speaker 01 Yes.
21:09 Speaker 04 Thank you. Thank you for doing this.
21:10 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem. Hey, really nice to meet you, Donovan.
21:13 Speaker 04 Nice meeting you too. Nice meeting all of you.
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22:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, you're right.
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22:17 Speaker 01 That's good.
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22:19 Speaker 01 Uh, no, but maybe-
22:21 Conan O'Brien? For several years, I just gave you groceries, remember?
22:23 Speaker 01 I know, yeah, I remember that. That was not good.
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22:50 Speaker 04 Yep.
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22:56 Speaker 04 Ooh.
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22:58 Speaker 04 No, but I feel like we need it.
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23:00 Speaker 04 I know, you expect me to know everything.
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