Pod Insights Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend Suspiciously Healthy About this episode Conan chats with Eugenia in Madrid about how to help her Irish-American boyfriend get more comfortable with Public Displays of Affection.
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1:39 Conan O'Brien? Eugenia Fernandez de los Ronderos Jimenez.
1:43 Speaker 02 That's me. That's too long, too long. I know, always travel in the customs when you're gonna try to get to see my family in the US, but yeah.
1:53 Conan O'Brien? Okay, so that's... So say... tell me how to pronounce your name. I wanna make sure I say it correctly.
1:58 Speaker 02 Eugenia.
1:59 Conan O'Brien? Eugenia, I am Conando.
2:02 Speaker 02 I'm a little bit of a Spanish American.
2:03 Conan O'Brien? Let's see. Tell us, Eugenia, tell me a little bit about yourself. Where are you right now in the world?
2:10 Speaker 02 So, right now, I'm in Madrid, Spain. From my house. And I work here as a physician resident in a hospital.
2:19 Conan O'Brien? Oh, okay. Very good. You work in a hospital. And you take care of people. That's very good. I like that. And you mentioned that you have American relatives. Is that true?
2:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, my fiance, he's American. He's Irish-American, Sean Dempsey.
2:41 Speaker 02 Irish-American.
2:42 Conan O'Brien? I like how your accent dropped on that. Yeah, wait. Your fiance is Irish-American and his name is Sean Dempsey.
2:51 Speaker 02 I hear in Spain, people call him Chong, Chang. See, in basically written, because people cannot really pronounce his name. So.
2:59 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, well, I'm sure anything's okay with Sean.
3:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, he was my one sometimes when he gets tired.
3:06 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, guess what?
3:07 Speaker 02 He's not going to really say his name, right?
3:08 Conan O'Brien? The Irish, we just don't care. As long as we're welcomed in and someone has something to drink and something to eat, we're fine. You know? Call me whatever you want.
3:16 Speaker 02 And that's how it is here.
3:17 Conan O'Brien? So, tell me a little bit. How did you meet this guy?
3:21 Speaker 02 We met in 2016. He went to study abroad. He came actually to my hometown, Seville, in southern Spain. A lot of Americans go to study there abroad, actually. And we fell kind of in love, but it didn't make any sense. I was 19 and I was studying medicine. After a year, we met again. And that's how we decided, like, even one year, we couldn't meet anyone that fit that.
3:46 Conan O'Brien? Well, I don't think it's that.
3:47 Speaker 02 They were trying.
3:47 Conan O'Brien? Okay, Eugenia, I don't think it's that you couldn't meet anyone. I just think he was the special one. He was the one.
3:53 Speaker 02 He was the one.
3:54 Conan O'Brien? I don't think you should go around telling him.
3:58 Conan O'Brien? I waited and when it just, no one came along!
4:01 Speaker 03 You'll do.
4:02 Conan O'Brien? You'll do.
4:04 Speaker 02 He's fine. He's got used to the Spanish way of being in a relationship with Spanish women, so he's fine.
4:11 Conan O'Brien? Okay, well, what are the differences, say, between a Spanish woman and an Irish Catholic guy? What's the thing that, what's the biggest difference between you? How have you had to change him?
4:24 Speaker 02 That's tough, because I think we actually have a lot of things in common, like southern Spanish people and Irish people. But probably like the drinking culture, it sounds weird, but like we can start drinking at 12, in the noon, like 12 p.m. And then, and drink at 4 a.m. after being the whole day with our friends, eating and everything, but he and you guys like struggle with that type of culture. When you get smashed in 30 minutes and...
4:57 Conan O'Brien? You guys, well, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Let's clean up a few things here, Eugenia. If that's even your real name, you're saying that you guys can start drinking at noon and you can go to 4 a.m. and it's no problem, right? That you can tolerate it, you're fine, you paste yourselves. And are you saying that, what does, what does he and his family do that's different?
5:23 Speaker 02 Just, I mean, it's the less, yeah, start earlier, way earlier, like breakfast early and finish before lunch.
5:34 Conan O'Brien? And, and, and maybe, okay, Sean may have a problem.
5:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, this might not be an Irish drink.
5:42 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, I don't think it's, I mean, so he's starting at breakfast and then at noon he sort of passes out.
5:49 Speaker 02 He's been four years in Spain, he's got a rehab since.
5:52 Conan O'Brien? What?
5:53 Speaker 02 Oh shit, he's been four years in Spain, so already living here with me. So he came along with the culture here and now he's totally fine.
6:02 Conan O'Brien? Oh, okay. We thought you meant, we thought you meant he went to rehab and suddenly we weren't laughing. And it wasn't a joke. But now that we've learned he hasn't gone to rehab, we think it's really funny again.
6:13 Speaker 02 Language barrier.
6:14 Conan O'Brien? And now it's fantastic. Now, it's fun when you can laugh about it. Um, what about, okay, drinking aside, what are other things that maybe were different about the two of you? Do you know what I mean?
6:29 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think the biggest main thing at the beginning of our relationship was PDA. We don't have that in Spain or Europe.
6:37 Conan O'Brien? What do you mean? You don't have-
6:39 Speaker 02 Public display of affection.
6:41 Conan O'Brien? You, you don't show affection publicly, or you do?
6:44 Speaker 02 We do, we do, and we don't care about what other people think. So it was very violent for him at the beginning. He was raised, part of his life in the Midwest.
6:53 Speaker 03 Oh, boy.
6:54 Speaker 02 So, yeah, but then he told me about that and I learned to respect it. This is a cultural difference. At the, at the beginning, I thought he didn't like me. Because he was like, kind of running-
7:03 Conan O'Brien? Oh, no, let me explain something to you, Eugenia. I think it is a very Irish thing, which is, we are kind of uptight. And we don't show a lot of public displays of affection. Whereas, of course, I know it's a, but you, when I think about Spain, I think of people being very open with their emo-, you know, with their emotions. And so-
7:26 Speaker 03 You don't even know what to do with your hands right now.
7:29 Conan O'Brien? Oh, you want me to simulate? You want to simulate?
7:32 Speaker 03 No, I don't want it.
7:33 Conan O'Brien? No, okay then.
7:34 Speaker 03 But I think that you're like-
7:34 Conan O'Brien? Then shut up!
7:35 Speaker 03 Trying to find the words. You can't even do private displays of affection.
7:39 Speaker 02 He's speaking in Spanish, he's got flamenco.
7:41 Conan O'Brien? Eugenia. Eugenia, let me explain something to you. I've been married for 21 years and my wife has never seen me naked. Never. I, when I take a shower, I'm wearing a business suit.
7:54 Speaker 03 But this is her choice, though, right?
7:57 Conan O'Brien? That she, well, she saw me once and she said, "I demand that you wear a five-piece suit." I didn't even know what a five-piece suit was. But Eugenia, there is a difference, which is,
8:09 Conan O'Brien? we're more repressed. And I think, but I've learned, I've learned, I'm heavily medicated. I also drink a lot. And I live now in, in Southern California. And I've changed a little bit. And I think I could talk to Sean. And I could help him with his fear of public displays of affection. Because you're a very beautiful woman. I think he should be able to embrace you openly.
8:38 Speaker 03 What is that? You are so awkward. Oh, my god, it's like you're holding a tuba. That is so awkward.
8:44 Conan O'Brien? Well, listen, I'm assuming she's wearing a parka.
8:48 Conan O'Brien? It's cold, sometimes it gets cold.
8:50 Speaker 01 Is it a hug? Are you hugging?
8:51 Speaker 03 Yeah, what are you doing with your hands?
8:54 Conan O'Brien? I'm sorry, I don't know how to act this out. Eugenia.
8:57 Speaker 01 Oh my god.
8:59 Conan O'Brien? I'm gonna talk to-
9:00 Speaker 02 How do you do your finger up?
9:01 Conan O'Brien? No, no, no, you're a very beautiful woman, I was just... I don't wanna put, even on your imaginary self, I don't wanna get too close because of, I think that's, you know, the whole me-too thing. So I'm being very, I'm showing, even in imaginary way, I'm showing a lot of respect and distance.
9:17 Speaker 02 And I have space.
9:18 Conan O'Brien? I'm giving you your space. But anyway-
9:21 Speaker 02 Pretty Marty told counseling what we get for Sean, I think. Maybe you could show him a little bit the ways.
9:27 Speaker 01 What?
9:28 Conan O'Brien? You want me to-
9:28 Speaker 01 He would show you?
9:29 Conan O'Brien? You want me to show Sean? Give him some premarital counseling on how to be more affectionate in public?
9:35 Speaker 03 No.
9:36 Speaker 02 Maybe it could be a two-way kind of relation, where maybe your wife will be also happy that he tells you some tips about it, since you're also struggling.
9:45 Conan O'Brien? No, no, no, we're, listen, we're not getting my wife involved in this, okay? You know, and it's not a two-way if my wife's involved. Listen, Eugenia, I feel for Sean because I know what he's going through, we are an uptight people. And so, what you're saying is, and I'd like you to actually say this, you think, do you think that I could come and help Sean with his public display of affection issues?
10:14 Speaker 02 I think you'd be very helpful if you, with Sean and his public display of affection issues.
10:18 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, you think I could maybe help him and coax him to be a little more of a Latin lover, so to speak?
10:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, like a coach, like a kind of a coaching-
10:28 Speaker 01 Eduardo's laughing really hard right now.
10:29 Conan O'Brien? That's okay, I'm getting what I need to get.
10:32 Speaker 03 Do you just do it with someone that can speak the dead language of Latin?
10:35 Conan O'Brien? No, I know exactly what I'm doing and I won't be pulled off track.
10:38 Speaker 03 Okay.
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15:40 Conan O'Brien? So when is this wedding taking place?
15:43 Speaker 02 It's March 15th next year in Seville.
15:45 Conan O'Brien? Okay.
15:46 Speaker 02 Spain.
15:47 Conan O'Brien? I'd very much like to be at that wedding.
15:49 Speaker 03 Oh, boy.
15:50 Speaker 02 You will be very welcome, I think. I don't know what your wedding planner skills are, but I really need help to with my Irish-American guests over 30 to navigate the Spanish drinking culture and also Sean's fear of displaying affection in our own wedding.
16:06 Conan O'Brien? Okay, this is what I'm going to say. I would happily help plan your wedding, okay? I would do that. I would plan your wedding. And my first, my only recommendation is that the Irish-Americans are restrained in their seats.
16:23 Conan O'Brien? And that no alcohol is anywhere near them. And all the Spanish people can drink as much as they want, but not a drop for these Irish bastards. Not a drop.
16:35 Speaker 02 Oh.
16:36 Conan O'Brien? And so...
16:37 Speaker 02 Do you think that's an easy job?
16:38 Conan O'Brien? I think I can handle it. Let's just say I've been down this road before. So, um, yeah, I will help, I will help you navigate this because...
16:47 Speaker 02 Thank you.
16:47 Conan O'Brien? I know, I know what you're going through. And I feel like I have, clearly I understand where Sean is coming from. You know, he's shy. He doesn't know about making out in public. What's wrong with that?
17:02 Speaker 01 Did you, did you make up that he's shy? He might not be a shy person.
17:07 Conan O'Brien? Wait, he's not shy?
17:09 Speaker 02 He could surprise you.
17:10 Speaker 01 Yeah.
17:10 Conan O'Brien? Why? You think he's gonna make a pass at me?
17:14 Speaker 02 He might be funnier, some jokes, they were like, ooh, wow. I thought you were shy.
17:20 Conan O'Brien? Oh, okay, okay, yeah, no, I just meant physically, that's all, physically shy. I thought you meant like, he's a shy person. No, no, no, I just meant physically shy about in public displays of affection, if you're not. Well, I am having a great time with her, which you guys I can't seem to get in sync with. You should try reading the research, huh? What's that? Oh, I wonder what's this?
17:39 Speaker 02 No, it's interesting, because with like, for example, like, flamenco dancing is very expressive type of dancing.
17:45 Conan O'Brien? Yep.
17:46 Speaker 02 Oh, and when he dances flamenco, he actually does a good job. He expresses himself well, but in other fields, he doesn't succeed, he doesn't succeed as much.
17:55 Speaker 03 Like, like what?
17:56 Conan O'Brien? Like what other fields?
17:57 Speaker 02 Like, showing real affection, like, what you said, like, physical affection.
18:03 Conan O'Brien? Yeah.
18:04 Speaker 02 Like, in public.
18:05 Conan O'Brien? In public, yes, I'm sure, listen, all Irishmen, we're a little stilted and stuff in public, but in private, we are, um, we are very passionate. Come on. And I, I am, I, I'm sorry, I, I'm gonna speak up.
18:19 Speaker 02 I've never heard that.
18:20 Conan O'Brien? What's that?
18:21 Speaker 02 Never heard that before.
18:24 Conan O'Brien? You've never heard that before?
18:25 Speaker 03 She's engaged to an Irishman.
18:29 Conan O'Brien? You, Henny, I'm not sure I can make this wedding.
18:33 Speaker 02 Oh, that's a pity.
18:34 Conan O'Brien? I wanna help you, but you've gotta work with me here, and at least pretend that I'm a very, just pretend that I'm a very sensual man.
18:42 Speaker 02 I've, I've seen you in other stuff, and I think you can pull your sensual self when you want to, for sure.
18:49 Conan O'Brien? Yes, no, it's very true, uh, I can be very sensual, um, when the time comes. When it's time, then I can be quite sensual. When the time comes. When the appropriate moment has arrived.
19:04 Speaker 03 7:30 PM, time to be sensual.
19:07 Conan O'Brien? And Cialis.
19:10 Speaker 03 Saturday night for ten minutes.
19:12 Conan O'Brien? Cialis will make sure you're ready when the time comes.
19:16 Conan O'Brien? Um, all right, well, well, you know, um...
19:22 Conan O'Brien? I I'm gonna do my best by by you. I really would like to try and help you. I'm obviously much older than Sean. I'm a very old man. I'm sure you can see.
19:32 Speaker 02 You don't look that old, I have to be honest.
19:34 Conan O'Brien? Oh, really?
19:34 Speaker 02 You keep yourself in good shape, yeah.
19:36 Conan O'Brien? Oh, thank you. I try.
19:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, you can tell.
19:40 Conan O'Brien? I haven't had any work done on my face yet.
19:42 Speaker 02 You, yeah, suspiciously, you look suspiciously healthy.
19:47 Speaker 03 Conan O'Brien, suspiciously healthy.
19:50 Conan O'Brien? Wait a minute. I look suspiciously healthy.
19:54 Speaker 02 What are you doing to that, John?
19:55 Conan O'Brien? Do you think, do you think that I'm I'm doing something to my face or to my body?
19:59 Speaker 02 I think it's either botox or that you're using a lot of sunscreen because of your skin tone and everything, which could be both, but.
20:08 Conan O'Brien? Well, first of all, I will tell you, I've never ever done, never ever done botox ever in my life. Uh, because I'm a comedian and I always worried like that. For, you know, that stuff freezes up your face and this thing's my money maker.
20:21 Speaker 03 Oh, my God.
20:22 Conan O'Brien? But, um, I don't use a lot of sunscreen. I just have never gone outside in my life.
20:29 Speaker 02 Okay, that explains a lot.
20:33 Conan O'Brien? Sexy, huh? Does Sean go outside much?
20:37 Speaker 02 He does and he gets burned. That's why he uses a lot of cream, sunscreen.
20:40 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, yeah, it's always good when a man applies many creams.
20:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's not sexy at all to wear sunscreen all the time.
20:46 Conan O'Brien? Well, it's not sexy to say, I'll be right with you, Eugenia, for our walk where I never touch you outside. But first, I must apply my creams. That's not good.
20:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, I wish holding hands, it's actually eye contact in, like, that's probably the first base that you guys need to cover.
21:06 Conan O'Brien? Wait, he doesn't make eye contact with you?
21:08 Speaker 02 Eye contact is hard, yeah, for him.
21:10 Conan O'Brien? Have you had his, uh, eyesight checked? Maybe he can't see you.
21:16 Conan O'Brien? Maybe he's, maybe he's so drunk by noon that he doesn't know which Eugenia to look at.
21:23 Speaker 03 I love you and I love.
21:25 Speaker 02 I mean. Yeah.
21:28 Conan O'Brien? Well, is Sean aware of my tomfoolery? Has he ever listened to the podcast or anything?
21:33 Speaker 02 He has. Yeah, he went back to you through me. I brought you back to him and he also is a huge fan.
21:41 Conan O'Brien? That's nice. That's important for me to know.
21:43 Speaker 02 It is. Yeah, respect.
21:44 Conan O'Brien? Because if he's not a fan, I'm not gonna help him, you know?
21:47 Speaker 02 No. I mean, you can always pretend, but...
21:50 Speaker 03 Does he know that you're getting advice about your relationship from Conan on here today?
21:55 Speaker 02 He's aware, and he wishes he could be here with me, bud.
21:58 Conan O'Brien? Well...
21:58 Speaker 02 I think he was surprising, but...
22:00 Conan O'Brien? I think, um, Eugenia, um, I am, uh, I would like to help you. I really would, and I'd like to talk to him. Because as I say, I know where he's coming from. I used to be, believe it or not, I used to be an uptight Irish guy. But I've changed. I live in Southern California, um, and, uh, I've done a lot of work.
22:20 Speaker 02 That's it.
22:20 Conan O'Brien? On my body. I've read the Kama Sutra.
22:22 Speaker 03 Oh, boy.
22:23 Speaker 02 Oh, God.
22:24 Conan O'Brien? Yeah. I didn't know it was the Kama Sutra. I thought it was an in-flight manual.
22:28 Speaker 03 In some ways, it is.
22:29 Conan O'Brien? Yeah, I thought it was what to do in case of a crash. Um, uh, I didn't know why these people were getting together during a plane crash. But anyway, um, so, uh, but I, uh, I feel like I could be, and I also would like to get in touch with my... I think I have an inner, uh, Latin side, an inner Spanish side that should come out.
22:49 Speaker 02 I think every, not every, but many Irish-Americans do have a lot of repressed Latin soul in them. And when they release them, it's like a very interesting experience. I will get on camera. Yeah, for, yeah.
23:03 Conan O'Brien? Very good.
23:03 Speaker 02 I'll be recording.
23:04 Conan O'Brien? Yeah.
23:04 Speaker 02 For you guys.
23:05 Conan O'Brien? Well, I do not wish my sensual side to be recorded. We did that once, and it's doing very well in Switzerland.
23:13 Speaker 03 What?
23:13 Conan O'Brien? It's, uh... It's a film that's, uh, I'm trying to live down. But I performed well. Listen, uh, I want to thank you, uh, for talking to us. And I want to wish you and Sean the best. He's, he's got an ins-
23:28 Speaker 02 Thank you so much.
23:29 Conan O'Brien? What'd you say?
23:30 Speaker 01 I'm just so defeated.
23:31 Speaker 03 Well, I just looked over at Sona and this is what she was doing.
23:35 Conan O'Brien? Wait, what's wrong with you?
23:36 Speaker 02 What?
23:37 Speaker 01 What do you mean, what's wrong with me?
23:38 Conan O'Brien? Why are you defeated?
23:39 Speaker 01 I just don't want, I don't want to hear so much about your sexual prowess. And I think that it's kind of sad that you're saying so much, acting like-
23:46 Conan O'Brien? I'm only talking about it so much because, you know, of my failings.
23:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, but you-
23:50 Conan O'Brien? Oh wait, that is sad.
23:51 Speaker 01 That is sad. Yeah, you get very squeamish when women talk about like certain parts of their bodies. And you're gonna go teach this guy about how to be more sexual. It's just, it's just funny.
24:03 Conan O'Brien? Well, Sona, you're a little, Sona's a little extreme. She talks about things that normal people don't talk about.
24:09 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
24:10 Conan O'Brien? She's very graphic and I don't think, I don't get that sense from, uh, Eugenia Fernandez de los Ronderos Jimenez.
24:18 Speaker 01 Okay.
24:19 Conan O'Brien? You know what I mean? She's, I don't think she's walking around talking about various graphic things. I think she just wants some eye contact and, uh, some more little sensuality from her man. That's all you want, yes?
24:31 Speaker 02 Yep, exactly.
24:32 Speaker 03 And show us again how you're gonna hold her.
24:33 Speaker 01 Yeah.
24:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:35 Conan O'Brien? I'm gonna teach him to hold you like this.
24:38 Speaker 03 Like you're burping your baby.
24:40 Speaker 02 Like a koala.
24:41 Conan O'Brien? Yeah. Him giving you a eucalyptus leaf? And that's the, yeah.
24:46 Speaker 02 Okay.
24:47 Conan O'Brien? You went, "Ooh," wasn't that kind of sensual, the eucalyptus leaf?
24:50 Speaker 02 You learned that in Kama Sutra?
24:54 Conan O'Brien? It's the special Australian edition, yes. Well, Eugenia, I love talking to you. Congratulations on your upcoming, I love this word, nuptials. And, um, tell, uh, tell Sean that Conan says, "Hey," and Conan's gonna help him.
25:11 Speaker 02 Thank you so much, Conan. Thank you so much, guys. Nice to meet you all.
25:15 Conan O'Brien? Bye-bye. See you later. Bye-bye.
25:17 Speaker 02 Adios. Bye.
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26:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, you're right.
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26:20 Speaker 01 That's good.
26:20 Conan O'Brien? Did we use a salary guide with you, Sona?
26:22 Speaker 01 Uh, no, but maybe-
26:23 Conan O'Brien? For several years, I just gave you groceries, remember?
26:26 Speaker 01 I know, I remember that. That was not good.
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26:52 Speaker 04 Yep.
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27:01 Speaker 04 No, but I feel like we need it.
27:02 Conan O'Brien? Why didn't you know that, David?
27:03 Speaker 04 I know, you expect me to know everything.
27:05 Conan O'Brien? I knew this because I've-
27:06 Speaker 04 Did you?
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