Pod Insights Cameron Hanes - Keep Hammering Collective KHC 194 - Sh*t Talkers Weekly 27 About this episode Join us for a new Sh*t Talkers Weekly podcast episode Cam, James, and Eric discuss small town basketball leagues, hallucinating while running ulra-marathons, an out of body experience while meditating, and more!
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Timestamps:
00:00:00 – Men’s Basketball League
00:08:07 – The Dark Wizard Documentary
00:16:02 – Hallucinations During Ultra Marathons
00:17:08 – Trump’s Neglect to American’s Financial Situations
00:18:38 – State and City Level Politics
00:19:42 – James’ New Running Times
00:22:01 – Outfits of the Met Gala Red Carpet
00:23:02 – James’ Out of Body Experience
00:25:41 – New Bear Hunt Collection
00:26:51 – Upcoming Bentley Giveaway
00:28:08 – Mid Century Modern Remodeling
00:29:36 – Cam’s Surgery & May Bear Hunt with the Rivett’s
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2:14 Cameron Hanes? We're with Eric Triple Oaks, RE/MAX, Real Estate, Umenhofer.
2:18 Speaker 01 Yes, sir.
2:20 Cameron Hanes? Gideon Williams. James Hollam Master, yeah, and Kramer and Haynes. And we're, we're gonna try to keep this one a little lighter than the last one. Last one was a little heavy, a little emotionally saturated. So we'll keep this one fun and light.
2:38 Speaker 02 We brought back the people's champ.
2:39 Cameron Hanes? Yep. Eric, I know. Yeah. So, yeah, it wasn't really that fun last time.
2:44 Speaker 01 I'll tell you what, it was, it was exciting for my first one. I was a little nervous, but you kind of had, you know, asked us some questions. It got a little, little down, down in the dumps and I was, ah.
2:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
2:54 Speaker 01 You've had baptism by fire twice. Yeah. So I'm ready to be with the two top shit talkers in America right now and get this experience.
3:02 Cameron Hanes? All right. Well, welcome back. We're happy. The reason why you're here is you're funny, but we didn't get a chance to see that.
3:08 Speaker 01 Well, I didn't get to be and I was like, make me laugh. I was a little nervous that first time and I was like, you're a funny guy. Tell me a joke.
3:13 Speaker 02 I don't want to say the wrong thing. This seems really serious. So we're back, we're ready.
3:17 Cameron Hanes? We're back for fun now. So, so what's up? Well, we got lists.
3:21 Speaker 01 I guess we got some lists we put together and I have something that I want to ask you two about. It's been weighing on my mind here a little bit. I play in a rec basketball league, a D, a D league basketball league. So my question is, should there be a cutoff in ABCD league where shit talking is allowed?
3:42 Cameron Hanes? I used to talk a lot of shit when I played Springfield D.
3:46 Speaker 01 Oh, no. Oh, no. He's, he's that guy. He's the guy that we have a problem with.
3:50 Cameron Hanes? And Springfield C and Springfield B and A.
3:53 Speaker 02 I, I subbed in for a guy and played the other night and it was. It was an experience. We'll just say that.
4:01 Cameron Hanes? Was he talking shit?
4:03 Speaker 02 There were, okay. So there was two guys on our team, three guys on the other, and they made it like a personal battle between those guys. Never passed the ball. We played the entire game, probably had, you know, 60 times on offense. I touched it once.
4:19 Speaker 01 I think I touched it three times and two of those were pass ins. Yep.
4:22 Speaker 02 But I did get a point. Free throw.
4:24 Speaker 01 Get a free throw.
4:24 Cameron Hanes? Nice. What happened to the other one?
4:27 Speaker 02 Uh, they were just, oh, well, I missed.
4:29 Cameron Hanes? Cause, cause usually if you get one, it's usually an and one, which you converted, but you said one, so you missed the other.
4:35 Speaker 02 So I drove to the hoop and got punched in the face about five times. Glasses come flying off. So I go to the line. I made my first free throw. It was actually perfect. And then I think I got rattled because I was like, damn.
4:47 Speaker 01 It's funny because I brought James and our team's not that tall. So I was like, hey, I got a guy, you know, my roommate's pretty tall. So bring him in. Everyone's like, oh, hell yeah. We got this guy that can play in the post. Yeah, it wasn't the case.
4:58 Speaker 02 More of a perimeter guy.
5:00 Speaker 01 Anyway, but we, what we experienced is every time I come to these games, I realize I'm like, all these guys are talking shit like they're in the NBA.
5:07 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
5:07 Speaker 01 And I wonder if there should be a point when you're like, hey, if you're not playing B or A.
5:14 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
5:14 Speaker 01 Shut up.
5:14 Speaker 02 It's also like.
5:15 Speaker 01 We're here, I'm here to just get exercise. I'm getting old, you know?
5:18 Speaker 02 Also like you got, yeah, 90% of the players on the court are 40 and above. And then you got these like D three basketball players who suck relative to competitive basketball. But they drop down to the D league so they can try and win the whole thing.
5:32 Speaker 01 100%. And that's another question. Where do you, where's that cutoff when people come in to be like, nah, you shouldn't be in this league, you know?
5:40 Speaker 02 There can't be one. I mean, let's be honest, if there was an E league and we could win it, we would do.
5:47 Cameron Hanes? No, for sure. No, there's, there's no limit, but yeah, it's, uh, that's fun though. It is, it is fun, but.
5:54 Speaker 02 But I mean, it'd be a little more fun if, you know.
5:56 Speaker 01 I actually got the ball, you know?
5:58 Cameron Hanes? I mean, the shit talking, I would talk shit to my kids when they were like 10. So of course I'm going to talk shit to a grown man.
6:05 Speaker 01 I think the best part of the shit talking in this game was, you know, there's people that talk shit and you're like, when the game's over, it's like, oh, it's all fun and games. When this game was over, people were going to the parking lot and you're just like, what are we doing here?
6:18 Speaker 02 Some guy on the other team brought his mom.
6:19 Speaker 01 Yeah. And she was, she was chirping hard at me from the crowd.
6:23 Speaker 02 We were down like six and you know, it's, it's rec league. So the clock just runs and they're like, hold the ball, hold the ball. This is winning basketball. That's what they were saying.
6:33 Speaker 01 I clocked a kid when I went for a ball. This kid goes down. I go to help him up and he's like, you mother. And I was just like, what?
6:41 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. Oh.
6:42 Speaker 02 Yeah. So that was good.
6:44 Speaker 01 That was good. That's something I figured bring up and I'm always curious what the people's opinion is on that.
6:48 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. No, I mean, I've seen a lot of fights at city league. So people take it serious.
6:53 Speaker 01 When was the last time you balled up?
6:55 Cameron Hanes? Man, I used to live for that shit, but yeah, it's been a while. It's been a while.
6:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, I mean, I'd go back. I'd play again.
7:01 Speaker 01 Well, we need subs. Once that hand's healed, we might have to bring you in.
7:04 Cameron Hanes? No, I used to play all the time, all the, all the teams, all the leagues.
7:08 Speaker 01 I feel like back then too, it was different. It was, it was like all my parents age, everybody like, it was a cool thing. Everyone would go down to city league basketball and stuff like that. It's getting a little, it's a little different nowadays. It's just, I don't know. It's, it's too.
7:23 Speaker 02 There was a guy on our team who was like, they were chirping each other, obviously. And he goes, well, I can't say the word he finished it with, but he goes, not the hood I'm from.
7:34 Cameron Hanes? Ninja?
7:36 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. Well.
7:37 Speaker 01 I just went, I'm going home now.
7:38 Speaker 02 Where are you from? Oh, you're from Eugene. Okay.
7:41 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
7:43 Cameron Hanes? It's a, yeah, we used to have, I, I can't remember what league I was in, B or C, but,
7:49 Speaker 01 he was good.
7:51 Cameron Hanes? Keith Lewis, who played here, over here for the Ducks, he was a safety and then he played for the 49ers. Somehow we got connected and he wanted to come and play on my city league team. So they'd play, the 49ers would play on Sunday, our, they had Mondays off. He would drive up from San Francisco in his Hummer to play on my city league team. And, and I tell you what, if you throw an NFL player out there, like in, one of Oregon's best safeties of all times, um, against regular guys, it's not, not fun for them. And then I was in shape. So basically I was full court press all the time.
8:31 Cameron Hanes? So many steals and like, but I just remember like the first opening tip, the ref threw it up. Keith, he's like, he goes, hey, he goes, when he throws this tip up, he goes, just take off to the basket. I'm like, okay. So he throws it up, Keith jumps up, grabs it two hands and just throws a perfect outlet. And then I score and the ref's like, no, no, no, you can't grab the tip. So then he's just like, same thing the next time. But we used to win like 130 to 40.
9:02 Speaker 01 They were that team. You were that team.
9:04 Cameron Hanes? And everyone hated us. And True would keep stats and he'd be like, he'd be like, you know, Keith would have 30 some points, 20 rebounds, however he used to, and like one time I remember True said, I said, I think I had either.
9:21 Cameron Hanes? God, I don't want to say 50, but I would score, I would score a lot because Keith would just fight. And I hit threes all the time, but so that was our city league team.
9:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
9:31 Cameron Hanes? And people was like, this is supposed to be city league. We're, we're playing against professional athletes. They're like pissed.
9:39 Speaker 02 My experience was the ball comes off the rim and I'm going for a rebound and I jumped a little too early.
9:46 Speaker 02 And I'm reaching, it felt like it lasted forever, but I'm reaching for the ball and it just stayed like three inches above my hands. And I'm like spinning in the air. I come down, I'm like, I really hope no one saw that. And I look over at Eric and he's laughing at me. I'm like, yeah, like professional athletes out there. It was bad, but that was fun.
10:03 Cameron Hanes? Pretty, pretty fun though.
10:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's super fun.
10:05 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
10:05 Speaker 02 Well, the first thing on my list, we got to talk about is I finally watched The Dark Wizard.
10:10 Cameron Hanes? Oh, so good.
10:12 Speaker 02 I mean, so coming from a climbing background, I obviously know who or knew who Dean Potter was, but I didn't know all the lore that goes with him. Pretty wild.
10:20 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
10:21 Speaker 02 I mean, there's a lot of people I know that kind of have that same demented personality. They're just like, you know, like they said, it's just this kind of dark energy, but all of his journaling stuff.
10:32 Cameron Hanes? I know.
10:33 Speaker 02 Pretty crazy.
10:34 Cameron Hanes? No, he was, he had some depth to him. Have you seen it?
10:36 Speaker 01 I have. I was saying, give me, enlighten me on The Dark Wizard.
10:38 Speaker 02 So Dean Potter is a climber and he really still is regarded as like the, the father of modern Yosemite climbing. So like speed climbs up the nose, free soloing.
10:51 Speaker 01 Like a free solo guy?
10:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, like when Alex Honnold was coming up, Dean Potter was like his hero.
10:55 Speaker 01 Okay.
10:56 Speaker 02 And, uh, but he also had this dark side where he was just very emotionally charged, like he's very free spirited, but also had a huge ego, you know? And then he would go through some like emotional turmoil and he would just go on rampages of like free solos because he didn't care. And he was pushing his physical limit while free soloing. So usually when you free solo, it's super far below your limit. Because that's where you feel safe. And he was like, so he eventually got to a point where he got into base jumping and he would wear a base jumping backpack while he was free soloing because he knew the route was too hard. He'd eventually get to a spot where he'd fall off the wall and then he'd turn it into a base jump.
11:33 Speaker 01 I'm going to ask this question before we go any further. Is Dean Potter still with us?
11:36 Speaker 02 No, no, he died, but he actually died.
11:41 Speaker 02 Not free soloing. Yeah, pretty wild, but that's, that's kind of a common theme with free soloers is they're such adrenaline junkies. They get into base jumping. A lot of them have died base jumping. I believe Dean Potter, he died rappelling off of a rope swing and
11:57 Cameron Hanes? No.
11:58 Speaker 02 No?
11:58 Cameron Hanes? No.
11:59 Speaker 02 Is that Dan Osman?
12:00 Cameron Hanes? He, Dean Potter died squirrel suit.
12:05 Speaker 02 Oh, that's
12:05 Cameron Hanes? Flying. So, yeah, I mean, spoiler, if you guys skip, wait, skip what I just said?
12:13 Speaker 02 Yeah, I got through this. I got through the second episode.
12:16 Cameron Hanes? Um, but no, he was, he was kind of a bigger guy and he was, cause it's basically like their adrenaline. Just keep, you need more adrenaline, right? You just need more, something more. So they do the climbing. They do the, the, what's it with the parachute?
12:33 Speaker 02 Oh, base jumping?
12:34 Cameron Hanes? Base jumping. And then he got into squirrel suit flying, basically, which is, you know, you're just flying. And he was with this kid who was really good and they'd do this jump or this flight and they'd go and try to make it through this like little crack, kind of like this. And Dean was kind of bigger. So he would like, as soon as he jumped off the cliff, he'd drop way down. That other kid would kind of stay up higher and then you get the speed going and then you can get through that little wedge. Well, they went to some random night there, building a house for Dean Potter and they said, hey, let's, let's run up and let's do, let's fly. So they ran up there and they looked at the notch over there.
13:17 Cameron Hanes? His wife or girlfriend or wife or whoever, I think wife at this time was there taking pictures and didn't get through the notch.
13:28 Speaker 02 Brutal.
13:28 Speaker 01 Wow.
13:29 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:30 Speaker 01 So it's a series. It's not like a one episode. There's like more, four episodes. Okay. I'll have to watch it.
13:33 Speaker 02 But they're all like 15 minutes long or so.
13:35 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
13:36 Speaker 02 It's really good.
13:36 Cameron Hanes? Pretty good.
13:37 Speaker 01 That's what you were watching last night?
13:38 Speaker 02 Yep.
13:39 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, pretty good.
13:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, I had a friend when I climbed who was kind of the, he reminds me a lot of Dean, not quite as good of a climber, but I remember his girlfriend broke up with them and He kinda like disappeared for a couple of weeks and then we went climbing and we're like going up, looking at this big route that was like, it was pretty hard climb and he's like, ah, I free soloed that a couple of days ago. I'm like, Jesus dude.
14:00 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, I don't.
14:01 Speaker 02 What's wrong with you? And he even said afterwards, he's like, yeah, to be honest, like those two weeks, I didn't really care if I died. And I'm like, that is a really dangerous place to be in.
14:10 Cameron Hanes? I just don't get like, have you seen Free Solo with Alex Honnold?
14:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:14 Cameron Hanes? I mean, thousands of feet up on that rock.
14:17 Speaker 02 I mean, I got vertigo with you guys up on Free Finger Jack.
14:23 Speaker 02 You guys were riding the ridge line all the way and I'm just like, well. I think I'll stay here. I'll stay here and as long as I got the keys to the car.
14:30 Cameron Hanes? These guys are, I mean, what they do is unbelievable, but also I just like somebody who's got such a deep, like so much depth and tormented.
14:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:41 Cameron Hanes? You know, he's definitely tormented and um, so you feel sorry for him. You, you see what he does. You're like, this is amazing. You want them to have some peace, but then, then without peace is incredible because they're doing these crazy things. So it's a fascinating watch. Yeah.
14:59 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's uh, I was DMing with this guy and he said something I hadn't really thought about, but it was about the last podcast and the kind of the emotional response. But he said, I think people like seeing somebody get emotional about something because they envy somebody caring so much about something. And I, I think that's true. I hadn't really thought about that, but it's like, they look at that and go, man, I hope one day I can feel that deeply about something.
15:25 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
15:25 Speaker 02 And we've talked about that with like finding your purpose, you know?
15:27 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
15:27 Speaker 02 We feel bad for people that, you know.
15:30 Cameron Hanes? Most people don't, never find that thing that moves them.
15:32 Speaker 02 100%.
15:33 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
15:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, pretty wild, but you should definitely watch it. I will.
15:37 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, it's good.
15:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
15:38 Speaker 01 I had a question, I had a question for Cam. So I've been on Instagram, been following all these Coo Coo Dona runners and stuff like that and all the people that are kinda, they all get hallucinates, like hallucin, hallucinization?
15:49 Speaker 02 Hallucinations.
15:49 Speaker 01 Hallucinations. Hallucinations. Have you ever had that happen?
15:54 Cameron Hanes? No.
15:55 Speaker 01 And if you have, have you ever seen anything before? Cause I was like, oh, I see little elves running around and stuff and I'm like.
15:59 Cameron Hanes? I've never, never hallucinated.
16:01 Speaker 01 He spends a lot of time in the woods, you know?
16:02 Cameron Hanes? I know.
16:02 Speaker 01 What has he seen?
16:04 Cameron Hanes? I haven't, but I know a lot of people do and it's pretty entertaining. I know Courtney used to see like a leopard in a hammock.
16:10 Speaker 01 That's crazy.
16:11 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, yeah. So I don't know, pretty ma, your brain just kinda breaks, you know, after. Multiple nights of no sleep and then pushing that hard. Kind of what happens.
16:22 Speaker 01 Have you ever had it happen like or see anything not in racing, but in hunting? You know, you're spending days out in the woods by yourself doing stuff, nothing ever?
16:29 Cameron Hanes? No, nothing.
16:31 Speaker 01 No aliens?
16:32 Cameron Hanes? No, no Bigfoot.
16:33 Speaker 01 No you Bigfoot, if anyone would see Bigfoot, it would be you.
16:36 Cameron Hanes? No, I haven't, I haven't.
16:38 Speaker 02 Don't get Eric started on the aliens.
16:40 Speaker 01 Yeah.
16:44 Speaker 02 I did, I wanted to to mention, people are gonna hate it, but I just saw a clip the other day of Trump saying that he doesn't care about Americans financial situation.
16:53 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
16:54 Speaker 02 See that?
16:55 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, I'm like the politics, yeah, I've been so out of that just because I got so frustrated with all the shit that's going on. And it's like.
17:06 Cameron Hanes? I, I, I mean, we have no say in it. We're, we're like the victims of it. And it's like so frustrating.
17:13 Speaker 01 I had to hitch a ride with James to get here because I couldn't afford the gas.
17:15 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, no kidding, no kidding. But it's like. You know, you can get so upset, you can make, make all these posts, do all this, which I did because I was like upset. Nothing changes, nothing. And then it's like. Now I've been doing all this other stuff, you know, went had to go do Coco Donut, did, you know, all this other shit. And it's like. I could be just as upset and nothing would have changed, or I could ignore it and nothing changed. But then you, when you ignore it, you feel like, is that what you should be doing as an American citizen, not caring about the? The wrongs that are being, you know? That are happening because of our government or it's just weird. It's like, it doesn't feel right to detach.
18:00 Cameron Hanes? But being so upset doesn't change anything either.
18:04 Speaker 01 Yeah.
18:04 Cameron Hanes? So I don't, I don't know what to do.
18:06 Speaker 02 Yeah. By the way, you're on a list now.
18:07 Speaker 01 I know.
18:10 Speaker 02 We've been on that list for a while, but yeah. Um, but speaking of politics, the governor vote, Chris Dudley is on the ballot.
18:20 Speaker 01 I think that's an interesting, that's an interesting thing is like, politics, you know, a lot of times we're looking at like the national level and stuff like that, which is super important in certain causes, but like people neglect their state level and their city level when it's like, what's happening in Springfield, Oregon is pertinent to my property taxes.
18:37 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
18:38 Speaker 01 I like, I need to, and no one pays attention to that stuff.
18:40 Cameron Hanes? The, the most powerful people for the states are the governors for sure, because they, you know, states, they operate individually, basically.
18:48 Speaker 01 Yep.
18:48 Cameron Hanes? Um, yeah, the president has an effect just on big picture stuff, but your day to day life, that's a governor.
18:54 Speaker 01 Yeah.
18:55 Cameron Hanes? Or that's the city politics.
18:56 Speaker 01 And we get so lost is like the youth and stuff like that with interest. Like what's happening to Trump? What's happening to this? It's like, no one even knows who the governor is. No one knows what's happening. It's like, that's affecting us on a day to day basis.
19:05 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, I know. I know. Well, I think there's some good candidates out there. Um, you know, we had, we had Chris Dudley. Yeah. We had Chris Dudley in here and, um, yeah, so we'll see what happens.
19:18 Speaker 02 Yeah, be interesting.
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21:48 Speaker 02 I am currently in a, uh, my, my highest mileage week. It'll be just over 60.
21:55 Cameron Hanes? Really?
21:57 Speaker 02 It is boring.
21:57 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
21:59 Speaker 02 It's really boring. I'm like, I don't know, I did 10 yesterday. I got my long run on Saturday, but the body, like my body feels fine. My legs feel great. They're not sore or anything, but I gotta figure something out to keep my mind from.
22:12 Cameron Hanes? Podcast shit talkers.
22:14 Speaker 02 I don't know. I need somebody else to have a shit talkers so that I can be entertained.
22:19 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
22:20 Speaker 02 I guess. I don't know.
22:21 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. Well, 60 miles, that's good. And your body feels good, getting faster?
22:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, feels, feels great.
22:27 Cameron Hanes? Good.
22:27 Speaker 02 I mean.
22:28 Cameron Hanes? What are you pacing at?
22:30 Speaker 02 Uh, for like the slow runs, like 845s, 830s.
22:34 Cameron Hanes? That's good.
22:34 Speaker 02 Yeah. And then I did.
22:37 Speaker 02 I did a 10 mile. I had two mile warm up, six miles at threshold and two miles cooldown, but I did not make the six miles at threshold.
22:46 Speaker 01 Feeling that?
22:46 Speaker 02 It was brutal.
22:47 Speaker 01 I have those text messages from you.
22:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, I wanted to, I wanted to quit so bad. I was like, this sucks.
22:52 Cameron Hanes? It might be easier if you weren't texting.
22:54 Speaker 02 Well, I was texting while I was walking.
22:55 Cameron Hanes? Oh.
22:56 Speaker 02 Cause the first mile and a half, I think I did in like 650 and I was like, I blew my wad. It was so bad. I, I didn't eat that morning. So then I started getting like the shakes and I'm like, this, it was brutal. Yeah. So I failed that, I guess, but that's when I was, I, I texted you and I was just like, I was thinking about that. And then I also thought, you know, Branlon, he's battling cancer right now. And I'm like,
23:21 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
23:22 Speaker 02 Oh, my 10 mile run at threshold is hard. Yeah.
23:25 Cameron Hanes? People are going through so much hard stuff. I mean,
23:28 Speaker 02 I'm like, oh, it's a sunny day. The birds are chirping. Like, yeah, this is hard.
23:31 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. No, we, we got so much to be grateful for. It's like, and you don't think about that. You think about Branlon, you know, fighting for his health, basically with cancer and it just puts it in perspective.
23:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:43 Cameron Hanes? You know, and it's just like, or you think about that runner that died at Coca Dona and we're sitting here. We have our own challenges, but it's temporary.
23:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:53 Cameron Hanes? You know, and it's like, some of those things are permanent and, you know, life changing.
23:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:59 Cameron Hanes? And it's like, yeah, we get too wrapped up in our own little, little problems.
24:05 Speaker 02 Did, um, did you see any like the outfits at the Met Gala?
24:09 Cameron Hanes? No.
24:09 Speaker 02 I wish I didn't, but they're obviously absurd and that's what it's known for, but I couldn't help but watch it and it felt like the Hunger Games. And everyone else, even in the comments too, were like, oh, this is cool. As I'm watching from District 12 and I'm getting my little, my little rations for bread. Like it's, it is actually, it's kind of dystopian a little bit.
24:30 Cameron Hanes? We're getting close to that. We're getting, that's what they want. They want to create these little like smart cities where we don't go anywhere. We get, you know, our, whatever energy credit we have because of our social or our, um, what's that? What's that footprint?
24:47 Speaker 01 Digital like our carbon?
24:48 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, carbon footprint. Right. So yeah, that's how much energy you'll get. Like that's what they want. They want to control every aspect of our life. Take away the freedoms. That's why people like us are the enemy.
24:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:59 Cameron Hanes? People like, who love freedom and, and don't like being told what to do. Yeah, we don't, we don't fit in that.
25:06 Speaker 01 I hate it.
25:06 Speaker 02 No.
25:07 Speaker 01 Yeah.
25:07 Speaker 02 What else you got on your list?
25:08 Speaker 01 Uh, let's see here.
25:10 Speaker 02 CET5?
25:11 Speaker 01 CET5, that was a big thing.
25:13 Speaker 02 Might as well.
25:14 Speaker 01 Uh, so me and, me and James the other day, we were watching.
25:16 Speaker 02 Don't loop me into this.
25:17 Speaker 01 No, you're, you're, you're way more involved in this than I am. We were watching this YouTube documentary on, uh, like UFOs and stuff, cause we go real down that rabbit hole. And there was a thing called CET5?
25:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:27 Speaker 01 And it's basically like, these people, they'll meditate and these orbs will show up. And you can download this app and you can do the meditation and you hope the orbs show up, so.
25:37 Speaker 02 Pretty, it's pretty wild. This app has like, a certain sound frequency that plays with it and you meditate and.
25:44 Speaker 01 So we.
25:44 Speaker 02 I suck at meditation. I can't ever quiet my mind.
25:46 Speaker 01 So we, we each paid the $10 and we downloaded it. And we.
25:50 Speaker 02 That's how you know it's real, you gotta pay.
25:51 Speaker 01 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell the story as it is, but we, we, we started doing our meditation in a house and, uh, I look over after about two minutes and James is profusely crying.
26:01 Cameron Hanes? Wow.
26:02 Speaker 01 Legitimately crying.
26:03 Cameron Hanes? Really?
26:03 Speaker 01 And he like sits up and he's just like, oh my God, like what just happened? I can't even get into a meditative state, but I'm just like, I don't know what.
26:11 Cameron Hanes? What the fuck?
26:11 Speaker 01 So, but it felt real.
26:12 Speaker 02 I, I don't know, but we're trying to like meditate and then all of a sudden like, I had this out of body experience and, uh, I, it's, I'm gonna sound like a fuck hook, but I was all of a sudden transported back in time and I was sitting in a teepee and I was talking to this old Native American man and he was like, all he was saying was that, basically everything that ever has been or will be is meant to happen and like, everything's okay. And I wasn't even emotional, but I was just crying. It was fuck, it was the weirdest thing and I'm like.
26:43 Cameron Hanes? Did it seem real?
26:44 Speaker 02 100% real.
26:45 Cameron Hanes? Oh, okay. That's why.
26:46 Speaker 02 And then, and then, I'm like, obviously not asleep, I'm still there, but like, my eyes are open, but I'm seeing this, it was, it was, I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't know if I got problems or whatever I need to address, probably. But it was crazy.
27:01 Speaker 01 It was crazy.
27:02 Cameron Hanes? Wow.
27:02 Speaker 02 Yeah, no orbs.
27:03 Cameron Hanes? And that was an app?
27:04 Speaker 01 It was an app. You like download this app and it basically is like, but people go out in groups into like Sedona and they'll do it and then like supposedly orbs will show up and like.
27:13 Speaker 02 Basically all the app is it just walks you through the meditation, but it's like 20 minutes or whatever and.
27:18 Cameron Hanes? It's like a seance. It's like a Ouija board, a little bit. It doesn't seem that great.
27:23 Speaker 02 We try to stay away from the Ouija.
27:24 Cameron Hanes? I mean, you want to call in like spirits and shit? I don't know.
27:28 Speaker 01 You got a Native American coming in.
27:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, I don't know. It was, it was, my heart rate slowed way down. Maybe that's, maybe that is meditation. You get into a trance state, but.
27:36 Cameron Hanes? I don't know. That seems pretty weird.
27:39 Speaker 02 So after that, I blessed the house. I took the Bible around and blessed the house after that.
27:43 Cameron Hanes? Not, not a bad idea.
27:44 Speaker 02 Yeah. Well, welcome to this shit talker weekly ad, ad spot. We have ads.
27:52 Cameron Hanes? Oh, more ads. Good. What do you got?
27:55 Speaker 02 Uh, we have, next week, we have a new release of eye to eye bear hunting hats.
28:01 Cameron Hanes? What?
28:01 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:02 Cameron Hanes? What does that look like?
28:03 Speaker 02 I don't know. Um, hmm. Camera 15? Zoom in?
28:10 Cameron Hanes? This is, this is to commemorate hunting bear on the ground, eye to eye.
28:16 Speaker 02 The design's actually sick. I like that hat.
28:18 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. So, uh, and we'll be, uh, enacting this tactic next week.
28:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's right. We do have a bear hunt. That should be pretty good. I don't know if we can do better than last year.
28:29 Cameron Hanes? It'll be tough.
28:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know.
28:31 Cameron Hanes? I don't know if I can shoot my bow. That might be tough.
28:33 Speaker 02 Yeah. When are you supposed to get that off?
28:37 Cameron Hanes? Well, right now.
28:40 Speaker 01 Is it casted under there or just wrapped?
28:41 Cameron Hanes? I think it's a, no, it's a cast. Yeah. It's a cast. Um, yeah, I think next Friday.
28:49 Speaker 02 Oh, okay.
28:50 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
28:50 Speaker 02 It'll be just in time. We'll see. But, um, yeah. And then the other thing is the Bentley giveaway is coming.
28:58 Cameron Hanes? Is it?
28:58 Speaker 02 You know, an officer who will respond to me, that would be great.
29:02 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. So we need a police officer to play an important role in our campaign.
29:10 Speaker 02 And I thought about maybe going the route of some male strippers. Cause they, they have police costumes.
29:14 Cameron Hanes? They do, with the short shorts?
29:16 Speaker 02 They'll put you in handcuffs.
29:17 Cameron Hanes? I'd like to just go more legit if we could.
29:20 Speaker 01 I went to Spirit Halloween the other day.
29:22 Cameron Hanes? I mean, they can have, mustaches are fine.
29:24 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:25 Cameron Hanes? Just the hot pants, no.
29:27 Speaker 02 Maybe wear pants. They could be rip off pants. That's fine.
29:32 Cameron Hanes? What about chaps? Assless chaps?
29:36 Speaker 02 Cause all chaps are assless.
29:38 Cameron Hanes? That's true. Yeah. So we need, we need a police officer. Um, yeah. So, and you will be, uh, Rewarded handsomely.
29:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. Um, you have anything else on your list?
29:54 Cameron Hanes? You got a call. Who's your call coming from?
29:55 Speaker 01 From a police officer.
29:56 Cameron Hanes? Oh.
29:56 Speaker 01 Who we asked to go on to do it. Literally, well, so I actually, it was, it was Keegan. So I got a, I got a name of a guy that I was supposed to call on Monday that says he'll do it.
30:06 Cameron Hanes? Okay.
30:06 Speaker 02 But we've heard that before.
30:07 Speaker 01 We've heard that before, but I'm gonna call him on Monday and we're gonna lock it in and make sure that it happens.
30:11 Cameron Hanes? All right.
30:12 Speaker 01 What do we have here?
30:13 Speaker 02 Tell us a joke. You're a funny guy.
30:15 Speaker 01 I've got too many, I don't know if I got jokes ready.
30:19 Speaker 01 I'll hear something. Okay. So me and Jay, we, uh, we did a little remodeling.
30:23 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
30:23 Speaker 01 On the house. We did a little remodeling.
30:25 Speaker 02 You threw me under the bus.
30:26 Speaker 01 Well, I'm just telling you the truth, you know? James says mid-century modern's coming back, style-wise. I don't know, I don't know anything about style, but I'm asking this question to people out there. Is it concerning if your male roommate is more interested, you know, too interested in style and putting things together and gets really excited to go thrift shopping and stuff like that? Cause.
30:51 Speaker 02 What if your roommate walks around butt ass naked in the mornings?
30:54 Cameron Hanes? What if your roommate's a twink?
30:57 Speaker 01 These questions are starting to get asked and I'm starting to get a little nervous.
31:00 Speaker 02 What if your roommate comes into your room in the morning and I'm not talking about entering?
31:08 Speaker 01 It was one time.
31:11 Speaker 02 Twice, but I was sleeping.
31:12 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. Good, all fair questions. All fair questions. Yeah.
31:17 Speaker 01 These are things I'm just trying to figure out. I've never, you know, lived with another roommate before, so.
31:21 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
31:22 Speaker 02 It's a man.
31:23 Cameron Hanes? Right.
31:24 Speaker 01 And, uh, so, so far, so good.
31:26 Speaker 02 These topics, they're good because after the last podcast, some people were saying they gained like a little respect for me. So we had to make sure.
31:33 Speaker 01 We had to bring you back down to reality.
31:35 Cameron Hanes? No, we gotta screw that up for sure. Yeah.
31:38 Speaker 02 But, well, you got anything?
31:41 Cameron Hanes? Do I? No.
31:42 Speaker 02 Good drama.
31:43 Cameron Hanes? Uh, got this fixed. Was that, yeah, was it yesterday or debut?
31:48 Speaker 01 Two days ago.
31:49 Cameron Hanes? Yeah. So, uh, great surgeon. Actually wanna, what's her name? I wanna give her a shout out.
31:55 Speaker 02 Woman?
31:55 Cameron Hanes? Yeah.
31:56 Speaker 01 Really?
31:57 Cameron Hanes? I know.
31:57 Speaker 01 Steady hands.
31:58 Cameron Hanes? She's a stud. Let's see here. And Dr. Jenna Godfrey, one of the best hand surgeons at Slocum Orthopedics.
32:09 Speaker 01 Come slow or slow come.
32:10 Cameron Hanes? Thank you. Excellent work. Me and my thumb was basically disintegrated.
32:16 Speaker 01 Yeah.
32:16 Cameron Hanes? Essentially seen by bone fragments and ligaments everywhere, but got it fixed and back in business.
32:22 Speaker 01 I want to know how, who videoed your surgery?
32:26 Cameron Hanes? Me.
32:27 Speaker 01 Were you awake for it?
32:28 Cameron Hanes? No.
32:28 Speaker 01 I was like, sometimes.
32:29 Speaker 02 I was like six feet away.
32:30 Speaker 01 Sometimes they'll keep people awake and I put a thing and they'll do that.
32:33 Cameron Hanes? They did. I asked, but they did a nerve block right here, somewhere right here. And that shit is so tight. Have you ever had a nerve or like, or like, maybe it's the, what is it where they stop the blood?
32:46 Speaker 01 Like a tourniquet.
32:46 Cameron Hanes? Tourniquet. Maybe that's so tight.
32:48 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
32:49 Cameron Hanes? But it hurts. So they said, the surgery is going to take an hour and to like fight off that pain of the tourniquet, I think is what it was, would is really hard to not move. So I said, all right.
33:02 Speaker 01 Put me out.
33:02 Cameron Hanes? So I talked to her and I said, hey, could you give me a couple of little clips? She's like, oh yeah. She's, you know, yeah, we'll make it happen. So.
33:09 Speaker 01 That's it.
33:10 Speaker 02 I was thinking that's a HIPAA violation, but I guess if it's you posting.
33:13 Speaker 01 The client's cool with it.
33:14 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, no, I'm good with that. But she did an amazing job. Everybody at Slocum is incredible. That's, that place is, I mean, they're, they're as good as it gets. But yeah, so anyway, got that fixed.
33:29 Cameron Hanes? You know, head's coming back around. Everything's healing up.
33:32 Speaker 01 Good.
33:34 Cameron Hanes? Be back in action in no time.
33:36 Speaker 01 What else is happening out there?
33:38 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, just got to go kill a big bear. How's that sound?
33:41 Speaker 01 Sounds great.
33:42 Speaker 02 Sounds easy.
33:42 Speaker 01 With that hat on.
33:44 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, yeah. Well, what else we got? Is that it?
33:49 Speaker 02 That's it on my list.
33:50 Speaker 01 You got nothing else?
33:51 Cameron Hanes? Eric Gumanhofer, thank you.
33:52 Speaker 01 Thanks for having me.
33:53 Cameron Hanes? Yeah, yeah.
33:54 Speaker 02 Be the last time.
33:54 Speaker 01 I know.
33:56 Cameron Hanes? Keep hammering, guys. See you next time.
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