Hallie Batchelder: Billionaires, Boobs & Black Cards

Join Alex in the studio for an unhinged conversation with Hallie Batchelder. Hallie shares some of her most chaotic stories including when she conned two guys into paying for her boob job, hooking up with her BFF’s boyfriend and the most insane sexual request she’s ever received in the bedroom. Hallie talks about how she approaches dating, still using her dad’s credit card and how she has a brown belt in karate. Enjoy!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Alex Cooper?

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• 2:21Alex Cooper?

  Don't drug the team. Don't drug the team. Don't drug the team. Ungrateful wench.

• 2:35Alex Cooper?

  You're like moaning.

• 2:38Alex Cooper?

  No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:40Alex Cooper?

  Get back in your

• 2:41Speaker 02

  How did that look?

• 2:42Alex Cooper?

  Better or worse?

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Better.

• 2:45Alex Cooper?

  Better?

• 2:45Speaker 02

  It looks amazing.

• 2:46Alex Cooper?

  Cheers. Just, just let God go with you.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  But like, what can I not say?

• 2:50Alex Cooper?

  You can say anything you want. Put the microphone in front of your face.

• 2:57Speaker 02

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• 3:07Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Ooh, yeah. Hey, tonight's about to get weird.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Okay, cheers.

• 3:16Alex Cooper?

  Let's do a quick little prayer.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  Let's do a quick little seance.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  Our father who art in Call Her Daddy, halle

• 3:26Alex Cooper?

  Halle be thy

• 3:27Speaker 02

  Halle be thy, saying a lot of bad shit tonight.

• 3:32Alex Cooper?

  Thy kingdom come.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I will make

• 3:36Alex Cooper?

  I will make him come and I will not sound dumb. Amen. That's not a prayer.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  No, yeah, that's my new religion.

• 3:44Alex Cooper?

  Do you think any of your exes will be watching tonight?

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Hopefully, if they have a phone.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  Those poor brokeys, those little weird freaks.

• 3:53Alex Cooper?

  Do you go for broke men?

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Sometimes, to humble myself.

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• 7:58Alex Cooper?

  Qualifying plan required, visit tmobile.com. Hallie Batchelder, welcome to Call Her Daddy.

• 8:09Alex Cooper?

  You may be wondering why we're dressed like this, Daddy Gang. I don't know.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  No, we're like back. We're like, we're in New York right now. You're back to your roots.

• 8:17Alex Cooper?

  Ooh.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Hey, we're like, ooh.

• 8:19Alex Cooper?

  Imagine if we knew each other when I was in New York.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  No, you would be dead.

• 8:23Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  You wouldn't be alive.

• 8:24Alex Cooper?

  I wouldn't have my career.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'd be at your funeral and you wouldn't have your career or your husband.

• 8:29Alex Cooper?

  I would definitely not have my husband if I knew you.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  You would definitely not have your husband.

• 8:33Alex Cooper?

  We also, imagine if we knew each other when we lived in Boston.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  No.

• 8:37Alex Cooper?

  I wouldn't have been a bottle girl. I would have just become friends with your dad. Imagine if I had fucked your dad. Not funny. Isn't he happily married?

• 8:45Speaker 02

  No, he's happily married, but like imagine if Alex Cooper was my mom. And I was like, Alex, what's for dinner? She's like, I just signed a hundred twenty five million dollar deal.

• 8:54Alex Cooper?

  Let me just preface this with anybody that's driving um in the car on the way to work. Cause they could be on their way to work. They could be nursing their child right now.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  Hopefully not.

• 9:03Alex Cooper?

  They could be doing something wholesome. It is about seven o'clock at night in Los Angeles, California. It's so hot. No, it's so hot. We gotta take this shit off. We are sweating and we're drinking martinis and I'm sitting across from Hallie. Now, I discovered Hallie on TikTok one day and I said, I'd like that bitch. Uh, I would like to be friends with that bitch. And then I ended up starting a company and I was like, oh, I can be friends with her and I can work with her, which is pretty cool. And Hallie is going to be launching her podcast tomorrow. Extra Dirty, episode one comes out, so cheers. You fucking did it bitch. Should we take this shit off? Maybe not the sunglasses, but at least this.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  No, I'm overheating.

• 9:40Alex Cooper?

  And then let's re-comb your hair.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  I look like George Washington the third.

• 9:45Alex Cooper?

  Last time I saw you was in, oh, Los Angeles.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 9:49Alex Cooper?

  And Matt and I were putting you to bed.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  Yes. That was the scariest thing ever because I was crossfaded on that fucking PJ back.

• 9:58Alex Cooper?

  Talk about that experience.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  No, they were like, yay, yay. I don't know. Like Wiz was playing like his music and I was like, okay, like, and you were like, yeah. And he was like, wait, have the whiskey and smoke the blunt. And I like, don't smoke weed at all. So when I hit it, I was like so paranoid. I think sweetie thanked me for being there. I go, you're welcome.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  So we're on the plane.

• 10:20Alex Cooper?

  I turn around and Hallie has her hands crossed in a prayer position and she's not moving. And she's not speaking and she's not making eye contact with anyone. And I kept turning around being like, Hallie, are you?

• 10:32Speaker 02

  Well, I'm like with my like boss, this girl that just signed me to the company. And like, I was just, I, I don't smoke at all. Like, I'm not a smoker. I don't smoke weed. I don't like downers like that. I like uppers. So I was like a little confused what was going on. I was trying to play it fucking cool. And I was supposed to go from landing from the PJ. And I was like, my plan was to Uber to LAX.

• 10:54Alex Cooper?

  And I'm like, what time is your flight? I've never heard of a flight taking off at like a steady 2:30. And Hallie's like, oh, I don't have a flight. I'm gonna get one though. And she is blazed out of her mind, not making eye contact with anyone still. And she has glasses on and she's like, no, I'm gonna catch a flight. To which Matt says, excuse me, you're not going to LAX. You're coming home with us.

• 11:16Speaker 02

  I was like gay. I mean, the thing is, I woke up in your guest bed on top of the covers. I didn't even take my clothes off, didn't even tuck in. You had gave me a whole house tour that I don't even recall.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  I woke up and there was like a desktop right in front of me. I clicked the name and it goes Alex Cooper Desktop. And I go, fuck, no, not today.

• 11:43Speaker 02

  And it was like noon and I could hear you guys downstairs making coffee. And I was like calling like Lauren, I was calling all my friends being like, I don't know if I can go downstairs. This is terrible. This is like a, like this is a nightmare.

• 11:54Alex Cooper?

  No, that was fun.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  No, that was fun.

• 11:56Alex Cooper?

  How would you describe your personality when you're drunk, aside from the wandering eye?

• 12:02Alex Cooper?

  Creep.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Fucking bitch.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  I feel like either I go mute, like you don't know if I'm like drunk or not, or I'm just like completely in extra version of my extra self. I don't want to cause a scene. I'm not like confrontational at all. Some people when they get drunk, they're like mean and rude and confrontational. Maybe I'm very chill. I'm also like very like a respectful human being. I feel like I'm just like down with like the vibes. I'm just trying to like, I don't want to cause a scene.

• 12:33Alex Cooper?

  Are you someone that is going to drunk text people?

• 12:38Alex Cooper?

  Are you drunk texter?

• 12:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:39Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, like, who's not? Like, I don't know, like, grow up. Wait, but I like have had a couple like drunk text situations where I'm just like, some, there's me, there needs to be a child lock on my phone.

• 12:51Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:52Speaker 02

  You know, once I send this nude to this guy and it was a video, it was like a cinematic masterpiece. And I was using like a bright pink fuchsia dildo and I was absolutely plastering myself with it. What?

• 13:06Alex Cooper?

  Are you in your bed?

• 13:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, my twin bed on Nantucket.

• 13:10Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:11Alex Cooper?

  You're doing this in daddy's home?

• 13:12Speaker 02

  And I sent it to the wrong guy. His name started with M, the other guy's name started with M, but the guy I sent it to was like this guy named Matt from like, sleepaway camp when I was 14 and I was like, he had a blessed day that day. I don't fucking care.

• 13:25Alex Cooper?

  Did you realize that when you were fucked up or did you realize in the morning?

• 13:28Speaker 02

  In the morning, he thumbs upped it. He didn't even reply.

• 13:32Alex Cooper?

  He's, he must have known.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  He was like.

• 13:35Alex Cooper?

  This ain't for me.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  He was like, yeah.

• 13:37Alex Cooper?

  In that moment, question, do you then decide cinematic masterpiece? Should I actually now fire this off to the right person?

• 13:46Speaker 02

  It's too late. It was too late. The person I wanted to even fire it off to, I think, didn't deserve it. I think this random guy from sleepaway camp deserved it more at this point.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  But my drunk texts weren't even like, where you at? They were just like, uh, like very well composed, like, sexed with like an intro, three supporting arguments and like a closing statement. I'd be like, this is cinematic ma- I don't even like, I wouldn't even regret that. I'm gonna die on this hill. Someone published this shit.

• 14:21Alex Cooper?

  How the fuck are you like writing that shit when you're fucked up?

• 14:24Speaker 02

  AI, chat GPT, give it to me right now. One, two, three.

• 14:31Alex Cooper?

  Hallie, I fucking love you. Um, okay, where did you come from? Like, I feel like you crawled out of a hole. Like, were your parents strict with you growing up? Like, what was, what was going on?

• 14:41Speaker 02

  I mean, they were, um, they weren't strict at all.

• 14:45Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  I feel like they had expectations, like you had to get good grades, make your bed, don't get pregnant, although I did once, but like, don't get pregnant.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  Okay, so my parents can be strict sometimes.

• 14:58Alex Cooper?

  Oh, okay.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Like, when I would throw parties in college, there was one time I threw a party in college and I had all my friends over. It was like for my friend's birthday and like one of her girlfriends like threw up all over my parents carpet. The cops had came, so everyone was like hiding in a room. They went up to like the fourth floor. I live in like a brownstone in Boston. They went to the fourth floor into my parents' room. This girl threw up all over, like, my parents', like, a hundred thousand dollar carpet. It was horrid. It was a fucking crime scene.

• 15:32Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  So they found out, I've never seen my dad so mad at me. I thought I was cut off for good. I thought I was cut off for good, so I signed up for seeking arrangements. I was being the most. I was so extra. I was like, seeking arrangements near me. I'm done. There's no way.

• 15:51Alex Cooper?

  Hallie.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  I never went on a date, but I signed up. You know, I got chlamydia once.

• 15:58Alex Cooper?

  Let's talk about chlamydia.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  Oh, twice. Sorry.

• 16:01Alex Cooper?

  Tell me, yeah, tell me about your time.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  I mean, I got chlamydia once. It was with an older gent who I loved. I didn't love him. I just loved how rich he was. I don't know. He was so rich. Like, we'd go to like a bar and he'd be like, what do you want to drink? And I'd be like, I want a spicy margarita. And he'd be like, okay, a spicy margarita too. And then he'd be like, how much should I tip a thou? Should I tip a thou? He like abbreviated a thou and I was like, tip a thou, yay, yay, yay. And then he invited me to the Bahamas and his friend had a private island. And it was just all the things.

• 16:39Alex Cooper?

  His name was Epstein.

• 16:44Speaker 02

  His name was Diddy.

• 16:49Alex Cooper?

  No, stop.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  No, but he would like.

• 16:52Alex Cooper?

  How old was this man?

• 16:53Speaker 02

  He wasn't even that old. He was like thirty-eight.

• 16:58Alex Cooper?

  How old were you at the time?

• 16:59Speaker 02

  Twenty-three.

• 17:00Alex Cooper?

  Okay, that's good, that's good.

• 17:01Speaker 02

  He was weathered, though. He looked stressed out. He looked like a leather couch. Like, he looked like he was stressed out at work, like.

• 17:08Alex Cooper?

  What was he up to? What did he do for work?

• 17:10Speaker 02

  He was a hedge fund owner.

• 17:13Alex Cooper?

  Owner. Wait, that's hot.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Wait, owner is on.

• 17:15Alex Cooper?

  Is that a thing?

• 17:16Speaker 02

  CEO.

• 17:17Alex Cooper?

  How did you meet him?

• 17:18Speaker 02

  Nancy Hackett.

• 17:19Alex Cooper?

  That's... And he didn't have children or kids?

• 17:22Speaker 02

  He could've.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Could've. He got me pregnant.

• 17:26Alex Cooper?

  He got you pregnant?

• 17:27Speaker 02

  Yes, that was the same guy. In chlamydia, but I thought the chlamydia pill was postponing my period, so it was like double homicide. Pow, pow, pow.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  What? Can I not say that?

• 17:39Alex Cooper?

  You know what? I think you fucking should say that, because in the state of the motherfucking union of our country, you had a right.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  And thank God I was able to have an abortion back then. Honestly, I don't, I can't even imagine if it wasn't an option to me, so.

• 17:52Alex Cooper?

  Imagine you as a mother, right now.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Like, right here. I'm like, hi, Father Cooper.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  I'm doing an interview. I have big tits, can I even breastfeed?

• 18:03Alex Cooper?

  Wait, oh, can you?

• 18:05Speaker 02

  I think so, it's under the muscle. I continue.

• 18:07Alex Cooper?

  Okay, you know, you, that's what I remember, you drunkenly in the back of the car with Matt and I on our way back, you're like, guys, I have something I really want to talk to you about. And I'm like, oh, we're gonna talk about extra dirty, whatever. You're like, I kinda wanna go bigger.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  I stand by that.

• 18:23Alex Cooper?

  You wanna go bigger? How big are your tits?

• 18:25Speaker 02

  Well, they're, alright, 295 cc, high profile, and everyone thinks they're real.

• 18:30Alex Cooper?

  Everyone thinks they're real?

• 18:32Speaker 02

  No, like, when, like, oh my god, like, everyone thinks they're real, they don't like fake. Because the tits I had before, I gained a lot of weight, then lost a lot of weight, and then gained a lot of weight, so it kinda looked like a rock and a sock. Like, picture a rock and a sock. You know, you're swinging a rock and a sock. It's like a weapon, okay? So, like, I filled that up, and I went conservative with the CCs. But they don't look fake enough. If I'm going under the knife?

• 18:57Alex Cooper?

  Pop it up.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Make them look fake.

• 18:58Alex Cooper?

  You wanna go bigger.

• 18:59Speaker 02

  They bounce still, like, fuck that.

• 19:01Alex Cooper?

  You don't want them to bounce?

• 19:03Speaker 02

  Not really.

• 19:03Alex Cooper?

  You want them to just be.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  I wanna be sat in listening to me.

• 19:08Alex Cooper?

  Wait, you went to Catholic school?

• 19:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's shocking.

• 19:11Alex Cooper?

  That's literally makes so much sense. I went to Catholic school also, so I can say that. Oh, yeah. Just a lot of repression and.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  It's like caging a wild animal and then setting them free into college. From fifth through 12th grade, I'd never had a class with a male. I'd slept with the one guy. And I'd done like one line of Adderall and I was like, I'm a freak. I'm so crazy. And then I got to college and I was like, wait, dick? It was insane.

• 19:40Alex Cooper?

  So, high school, you were pretty tame?

• 19:42Speaker 02

  So tame.

• 19:43Alex Cooper?

  What was your first boyfriend?

• 19:45Speaker 02

  He was like this very religious, went to the brother's school, all-boys Catholic school, was like captain of the hockey team. Very nice guy, very religious. Massive dick.

• 19:59Speaker 02

  I know. I miss him. Okay.

• 20:03Alex Cooper?

  Where is he now, you think?

• 20:04Speaker 02

  He has a girlfriend. He's like five-seven.

• 20:07Alex Cooper?

  Aren't you five-eight?

• 20:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  In grass. Five foot.

• 20:14Alex Cooper?

  But the big dick.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  He was a tripod, Alex. The walking tripod. If the wind gusted him right over, he would be standing right up.

• 20:25Alex Cooper?

  But to have, that is your first experience is a little intimidating, no?

• 20:29Speaker 02

  Well, intimidating for everyone else. Like, after him, it was like, what is this? What did I sign up for? Why did we break up? It's upsetting. I was like, upsetting. The second guy I got with after my ex had a micropenis. Literally my pinky.

• 20:45Alex Cooper?

  What did you do when you saw it?

• 20:47Speaker 02

  It wasn't a seeing it thing. It was like, is it in yet? Is it in yet? I had no idea. Like, it was like this big. I swear to God.

• 20:53Alex Cooper?

  You've actually tried to have sex with a micropenis?

• 20:56Speaker 02

  I, I did have sex with a micropenis.

• 20:58Alex Cooper?

  What position worked the best?

• 21:00Speaker 02

  None of them. We were, I was on a beanbag in my friend's like common room in college. It's so disgusting.

• 21:08Alex Cooper?

  Wait, okay. Can we talk about karate?

• 21:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Kumbaya.

• 21:14Alex Cooper?

  The karate kid is here today.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Guys, it's a fun fact that I am a brown belt in karate. I did it for nine years. I wasn't like an athlete. You weren't gonna see me in soccer, hockey, or I don't know what other sports.

• 21:30Alex Cooper?

  Track.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  No, like none of them. I, my parents like, you should do karate. And like, that's a sport you put your kids into when you're like, three? And I was out popping my fucking pussy until I was probably seventeen.

• 21:45Alex Cooper?

  Hold on.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  I'm a brown belt.

• 21:47Alex Cooper?

  Did you get like bullied for this?

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Yes. So I, for a period, I stopped. And then I accidentally, before a sweet sixteen, got alcohol poisoning because I was fourteen, I'm youngest in my grade. So it was like before a sweet sixteen, I like drank too much. And my parents like, you're grounded for nine months and you have to do karate. And I was like, alright, like fuck. And I'm like fourteen, like guys are just starting to notice me. And I have to go back and put my gi on, and I'm like a old brown belt, and I'm like, I'm like, yeah. And like, I'm like, guys aren't gonna fuck with this.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  It's true.

• 22:23Alex Cooper?

  Give me like a hand move. What would you do?

• 22:26Speaker 02

  You'd bow first, be respectful.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  I can't, I can't really get into the grooves.

• 22:33Alex Cooper?

  It's the.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  I used to like do the job. I used to judge, um, younger karate students.

• 22:38Alex Cooper?

  What?

• 22:39Speaker 02

  I was that good. I was so good at karate.

• 22:41Alex Cooper?

  Do you use any of those moves in the bedroom?

• 22:44Speaker 02

  Probably. I'm violent in the bedroom. A man hates to see me coming.

• 22:51Alex Cooper?

  Hallie, can we talk about your dad?

• 22:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:54Alex Cooper?

  Let's talk about the finances.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Let's talk about the finances.

• 22:57Alex Cooper?

  Are you still using your dad's credit card to this day?

• 23:01Speaker 02

  I mean, yeah. I mean, it's actually a sensitive topic today. I got a text this morning being like, in the group chat, my dad goes.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  I just canceled the JetBlue card. Good luck. Love you. To my family group chat, I go, wait, what the absolute fuck? He goes, I don't use it anymore. I'm like, but I do. What do you mean?

• 23:21Alex Cooper?

  What is the JetBlue card?

• 23:22Speaker 02

  Like his card, we all have an Apple Pay. But it's like monopoly. It's like bang, bang. It's like, oh, bang, we're at dinner, bang. You know, I could fly around the world seventeen times.

• 23:35Alex Cooper?

  So you got cut up on the JetBlue?

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, we're done. The Black Card, we're so back. The Black Card hates seeing me coming.

• 23:44Alex Cooper?

  It's nice that it's not a sugar daddy. Like, this is your actual dad.

• 23:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's the sugar daddy, mine is the sugar.

• 23:49Alex Cooper?

  Do you think he'll ever cut you off?

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Um, no, because like, he really wants us to be safe. He's big on safety. Like, the reason why he would never like disclose his credit card number for the Black Card, he does not let us do subway, transportation, or Uber X. Like, it's over. I'm not kidding. Like, he like, doesn't feel safe with that. He also doesn't feel safe with us having a bad haircut.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Or bad hair. Or like, bad clothing. He doesn't feel safe, Alex.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  He protects our safety.

• 24:33Alex Cooper?

  I literally can't handle you. Okay, so it's all about safety.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:38Alex Cooper?

  A new bag, safety.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:40Alex Cooper?

  New hair.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Safety. But also like,

• 24:48Speaker 02

  but also like, nice interior design. Makes me feel safe. CB2 safety. Williams Sonoma safety.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  Revolve makes me feel safety.

• 25:05Alex Cooper?

  So, let me get this right. Do you have a, like, uh, you can't spend more than this in a month, or no?

• 25:10Speaker 02

  I'm not disrespectful. I don't abuse it. It's not like I'm going to Bergdorf and like popping my absolute pussy at Bergdorf while he's not there.

• 25:17Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  But when I'm there, we're popping our fucking pussy at Bergdorf.

• 25:22Alex Cooper?

  If you ever go too hard, what is like a reprimand from your father look like?

• 25:26Speaker 02

  It's an email.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  It's an email where it says, purchase activity not detected, or like, purchase activity, I wasn't there. And he sends a question mark, and we just usually don't reply.

• 25:42Alex Cooper?

  Stop.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  I'm like, trash, spam. I'm like, who is this?

• 25:49Alex Cooper?

  Um, okay, let's talk about your dating life.

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• 26:52Alex Cooper?

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• 27:35Alex Cooper?

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• 28:13Alex Cooper?

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• 28:27Speaker 02

  Um, diapers.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Is that bad to say?

• 28:36Alex Cooper?

  What's funny is I was thinking like 85, 65.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, diapers.

• 28:42Alex Cooper?

  Oh, you're talking about old man.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, an old man with diapers, hospice, diapers. Wait, what? You thought I was talking about younger?

• 28:52Speaker 02

  That's a problem. We had to talk about that after.

• 28:54Alex Cooper?

  Okay, that was weird for me. Um, can you tell me what is the oldest you've gone on a date with?

• 28:59Speaker 02

  Date?

• 29:00Alex Cooper?

  Or fucked? I don't know.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  Um, the oldest guy I've slept with, I don't date a lot.

• 29:04Alex Cooper?

  Okay, right. Sorry. No dates.

• 29:07Speaker 02

  But the oldest guy I've slept with is probably 52.

• 29:10Alex Cooper?

  Okay, how was that?

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Good for him.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  I sucked him sideways in fruition. He saw sunset.

• 29:21Alex Cooper?

  Was he single?

• 29:23Speaker 02

  I think.

• 29:24Alex Cooper?

  Have you ever had sex with a man and then realized he was married afterwards?

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 29:28Alex Cooper?

  How do you handle that?

• 29:29Speaker 02

  I mean, what, that's not my problem. If you are hooking up with me and like you're in a relationship and you don't disclose it, I don't see how that's like my issue.

• 29:39Alex Cooper?

  It's not your issue. Um, what is the most expensive thing a man has ever bought you aside from your father?

• 29:43Speaker 02

  That's a good question, actually. Um.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  I mean, these guys. This man thought he bought my tits.

• 29:52Alex Cooper?

  What?

• 29:52Speaker 02

  Uh, this is actually a really good story.

• 29:54Alex Cooper?

  Share with the class.

• 29:56Speaker 02

  So this is the guy I was seeing at the time. He was in London. I remember FaceTiming him. He was horrible to me. Like, he'd be like, I'm getting with this influencer and that influencer. I'd be like, okay, but I'm like, I'm so cool with that, whatever. And I would be like, I think I want like new tits. And he was like, I think I agree with that. Like, he was horrible to me. And then he goes, he's like, it's six AM in London. I'm so fucked up. I've stayed up all night. Like, I'm gonna Vemo you ten grand for your tits. So him and his best friend Vemo me for each tit. So they each think they own one tit.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  But then.

• 30:33Alex Cooper?

  Wait, they Venmo'd you?

• 30:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, they Venmo'd me on the spot.

• 30:37Alex Cooper?

  Him and his friend?

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 02

  But then my mom was like, wait, if you really want me to pay for the surgery, just get your real estate license. And I'll pay for it. So I was like MacGyver on the fucking keyboard. I studied so hard. I got my real estate license in like, within like, a week and a half, I swear to God. And these fucking dumbass billionaires, I pocketed their money so quick. See you fucking later.

• 31:04Alex Cooper?

  You had ten K for your tits from them?

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:07Alex Cooper?

  Pocketed.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Just paid for them. I never sold a house, ever, either.

• 31:14Alex Cooper?

  I fucking love that for you.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  No, yeah.

• 31:16Alex Cooper?

  Have you ever signed an NDA?

• 31:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:19Alex Cooper?

  Oh!

• 31:19Speaker 02

  Haven't you? Like, what?

• 31:21Alex Cooper?

  Tuesday.

• 31:24Alex Cooper?

  For like a...

• 31:26Speaker 02

  Um...

• 31:28Alex Cooper?

  I know you can't talk about it, but not for like business.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  I've never signed an NDA. I don't know.

• 31:32Alex Cooper?

  Shank said yes.

• 31:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I've signed a couple, but like, for like, guys that I don't even think deserve them. Like YouTube guys. I'm like, be so fucking for real right now. You sign an NDA for me, babe.

• 31:44Alex Cooper?

  Have you fucked someone that does YouTube?

• 31:47Speaker 02

  Multiple. I shot my own channel.

• 31:51Alex Cooper?

  No. Wait, but you've never fucked David Dobrik, have you?

• 31:57Speaker 02

  I'm taking out my sunglasses for this.

• 31:59Alex Cooper?

  You.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:00Alex Cooper?

  Are you fucking kidding me?

• 32:02Speaker 02

  My eyes, my eyes are like, where am I?

• 32:04Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Wait, my eyes are like, where am I?

• 32:06Alex Cooper?

  Well, yeah, where am I? Okay.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  You thought I fucked David Dobrik?

• 32:09Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  I'm out of here.

• 32:11Alex Cooper?

  Can we keep that in?

• 32:14Alex Cooper?

  What is the weirdest thing that someone has asked you to do in bed?

• 32:17Speaker 02

  You know, what is the weirdest thing? Probably the weirdest thing a guy's, anything ass related. This one guy got on all fours and he was arching his back and I was eating his ass out. I didn't love that for me. You love that for him. Also, there was this one guy.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  That had the extension bar. I told you about this.

• 32:43Alex Cooper?

  No, this fucked me up. Talk about it, go.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  I'm gonna, no, I'm not, this is hog tie was fucking light work. The hog tie was not even the part I, this part of the story I didn't even explain. This guy had an extension bar and he had shit like, I hope you can see this right now. He had like the clanks here and the clanks on each ankle. And there was a bar and it would to my legs. And if you move your legs like another inch, you can't go back in. So if you move your legs another inch, you can't go back in. So I was in like the splits for like three and a half hours. And I swear to God, I was on the flight back from LA like cross eyed dislocated.

• 33:25Alex Cooper?

  Let me just say this. Hallie and I are sitting next to each other in LA having a cocktail.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Bessies.

• 33:32Alex Cooper?

  We're whispering sweet nothings to each other.

• 33:34Speaker 02

  No, like, I love you.

• 33:35Alex Cooper?

  And I'm asking her just about her escapades. And she starts talking about this machine essentially that she.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  It was giving Home Depot PR Hall.

• 33:51Alex Cooper?

  It's like a curtain rod between her fucking legs, but there's a spring. And when you said that, so are you, is this happening when you're getting fucked from behind?

• 33:59Speaker 02

  No. So like, I was on my back in the hog tie. That's what, that's what made it crazier was the hog tie was in front. And I felt like a chandelier at one point.

• 34:10Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  He put the bar over his neck at one point. And then flipped me over. It was, I can't move your legs. I, I thought I pulled a hamstring, Alex. I thought I was, needed PT after this. Wait, what?

• 34:26Alex Cooper?

  I had recently watched the, uh,

• 34:29Speaker 02

  Wait, what did you watch?

• 34:30Alex Cooper?

  Jake Gyllenhaal show. Oh, you thought I was about to say. I've got a video of it.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  I was like, I wouldn't be shocked.

• 34:38Alex Cooper?

  No, I, while she was explaining this to me, had watched the Jake Gyllenhaal show. If any of you had watched it. It's like presumed innocence and the girl is murdered and she's wrapped up in a hog tie. So aside from a hog tie, what is like a weird thing? Like a weird thing that would make like Hallie Batchelder be like, that definitely was on the Richter scale of like weird that a man has done to me.

• 35:01Speaker 02

  I mean, nothing makes me blush, but this one thing made me fear for many lives. I'm not gonna lie. Like this man was love bombing the absolute fuck out of me. In a way where I was like aware it was happening, but there was one night he called me and he always would call me. Spend two hours on the phone talking about fucking nonsense. I don't, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. I'm trying to go to bed or order Uber Eats. I don't know what the fuck you're saying. So he called me up and he's like, I wrote a short story about you. And I'm like, oh my God, like trying to be like so cutesy and like interested. What was it about? And he's like, I wrote it about you and like you were my muse. And I was like, I've never been amused before.

• 35:45Alex Cooper?

  Really? Tell me everything.

• 35:46Speaker 02

  I'm like, tell me everything, every fucking detail. This story was basically like this random girl gets set up with this guy that works on a ranch. And they go on a first date. It's a blind date. And like, he like teaches people how to shoot a gun. And she's like, I'm scared of guns. Anyways, she's like, whatever, they continue dating. And she keeps using the gun to like masturbate, like fuck herself with the gun. She's like popping her pussy with the gun while he goes to work. Okay. And I was like, okay, this is a really good story. So he's like, yeah, like then she uses the gun, it's like a rifle to pop her pussy to work, blah, blah.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Anyways.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  Anyways, one day, the end of the story was he walks in because he forgot his wallet or something. And she's like using the rifle to masturbate and accidentally shoots her whole fucking head off like.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  I go, that's so sweet. What?

• 37:06Speaker 02

  I'm like, we're so in love.

• 37:10Speaker 02

  So I'm like, this girl blows her brains out and I'm. I'm amused.

• 37:18Speaker 02

  I'm like, what? I'm like, I've never even talked about masturbating with this guy. But all of a sudden I am popping my pussy with a rifle.

• 37:27Alex Cooper?

  Dude.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  Isn't that fucking insane?

• 37:30Alex Cooper?

  I feel.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  So like he walks in and like. It's like, he like, she's like, oh my God, he walked in, like. Like what?

• 37:40Alex Cooper?

  Here's the thing. I do feel like. Life is about how you handle moments and I do feel like of any woman in the world for a man to. Share that kind of short story. You are the type of person that could maybe handle it better than another woman because like. Some bitches would just literally start like crying on the phone being like, why would you tell me this? But you're like.

• 38:07Speaker 02

  So sweet, baby.

• 38:08Alex Cooper?

  I said, thank you.

• 38:11Alex Cooper?

  And then when you got off the phone, do you like call your friends or do you just like pick back up?

• 38:17Speaker 02

  That ones, I mean, like, I can like handle a fucking weird, weird, like, dirty texts or whatever, but like a weird two hour story about like how I blew my head off with a rifle. Via ma- via masturbating, I didn't really know how to handle. So yes, I called my best friends. I was like, I don't handle this well. I'm about to visit him, whatever. And they're like, honestly, period. And I was like, period per, let's still do it. I still visited him and I came.

• 38:46Alex Cooper?

  Hallie?

• 38:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:47Alex Cooper?

  Hallie.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  Alex.

• 38:51Alex Cooper?

  I couldn't get on that flight. I'm too paranoid. I'd think he was gonna fucking kill me.

• 38:55Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 38:56Alex Cooper?

  Your podcast is gonna be fucking insane. You're literally lounging like, which story should I tell about him? Uh, the hog ties?

• 39:06Speaker 02

  I wouldn't even consider that bad sex. That was good sex.

• 39:08Alex Cooper?

  You enjoyed that?

• 39:09Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 39:10Alex Cooper?

  What is the worst sex you've ever had? Or what would you consider bad sex?

• 39:14Speaker 02

  There was this one guy I hooked up with where he had like this weird baby fetish, like where he thought it was like a doll. Or like a baby doll and he was like, oh, my pretty little princess, my little girl, my little pretty little princess. And I was like, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? He's like, just my pretty little princess and I be talked in the bed. And I was like, do you need to be fucking murdered? Because I don't know if I can get in there right now.

• 39:41Alex Cooper?

  No, that's the type of shit I'm not into.

• 39:43Speaker 02

  Freak a little week.

• 39:44Alex Cooper?

  I'm gonna ask you some rapid fire.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 39:48Alex Cooper?

  Who is the most famous person in your DMs?

• 39:51Speaker 02

  You know this.

• 39:57Alex Cooper?

  You can't say it.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  You want me to say it? No, we're here.

• 40:00Alex Cooper?

  Or do we want to let you like hook up with him first and then?

• 40:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I don't want people to hook. I mean, like, there's a lot of famous people on my DMs.

• 40:06Alex Cooper?

  How do you handle that? Do you like that?

• 40:08Speaker 02

  No, well, I mean, they're all fucking weird losers. I feel like as I've grown up, I feel like, I'm like, oh, it'd be so cool to like fuck a famous guy. And then you're like, oh, these famous people are fucking weird freaks. Like Scott Disick, get out of my DMs.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  You weird fucking weird freak.

• 40:25Alex Cooper?

  Okay, have you ever hooked up with your friend's boyfriend?

• 40:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, like it's Memorial Day weekend.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  And like she consented. I mean, like she was like suck him sideways. I said, I'll suck him diagonal.

• 40:45Alex Cooper?

  No, can I tell the story?

• 40:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, you tell the story.

• 40:48Alex Cooper?

  But I won't tell who it is.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  No, like, please tell the story because I want to tell the story so bad. I think it's hilarious. It shows how close me and Lauren are. She loves this story.

• 40:56Alex Cooper?

  Is she okay with it going public? Okay.

• 41:00Alex Cooper?

  So Hallie and I are with Lauren and we're with Grayden and I don't know what happened, but we all started talking about sucking dick. And then all of a sudden you guys both turned to me and you had this like sadistic grin on and you're both like, oh my God, should we shower? And I'm like, show me what? And you're like, let's shower. And Lauren was like, shower.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  You go, I need another drink before you show me. And then you took like a massive gulp of a drink and you go, okay, I'm ready.

• 41:29Alex Cooper?

  They pull up their phone and they go, this is a video of Hallie sucking my boyfriend's dick. And I'm filming it and I'm like, hold on, hold on. Just for context, Daddy Gang, her Lauren is my Lauren. Like they are best friends. They do everything together. And how long have Lauren and her boyfriend been together?

• 41:48Speaker 02

  Four years.

• 41:49Alex Cooper?

  Four years. Okay. So they show me this video. Honestly, great work. Great work by you.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  I mean, I learned from the best.

• 41:57Alex Cooper?

  And Hallie is.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  I'm really good at sucking dick ass. Wait, don't.

• 42:07Speaker 02

  We cut that.

• 42:08Alex Cooper?

  What is this episode? Keep that in. Anyway, so I watched this and it was a masterpiece. Like it wasn't even like a weird video. It felt like we were all in this together kind of vibe like. Lauren was like moving to make sure she was getting the right angle. The boyfriend was having a good time. You were having a good time.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think she had a ring light.

• 42:26Alex Cooper?

  But, but how the fuck do you, and isn't it like now like a yearly thing? Cause she doesn't like to suck dick? What is this?

• 42:35Speaker 02

  Well, it's like our inside joke. Like she doesn't like suck dick. And I was like, oh my God, do it for you. And like, we're all like really good friends. Like, oh yeah. She's so confident. Like she's too confident.

• 42:44Alex Cooper?

  She's so hot.

• 42:45Speaker 02

  She's like, she's so hot.

• 42:47Alex Cooper?

  How many times have you done this?

• 42:49Speaker 02

  Like four score, seven years ago.

• 42:55Alex Cooper?

  Multiple times.

• 42:55Speaker 02

  Well, like four times, like three or four times.

• 42:57Alex Cooper?

  And how do these nights begin?

• 43:00Speaker 02

  They begin with the plant, the seed being planted. It's like, okay, this might happen later. But usually it's always on Memorial Day weekend on Antucket. Like we go out, we go to crew, we have a couple of cocktails, champagne's flowing and then someone's dick is being sucked.

• 43:15Alex Cooper?

  And if it's her boyfriend's, do you leave the room after and she fucks him or what is happening?

• 43:19Speaker 02

  So it started was I want to watch them have sex. Like I always was curious how Lauren fucked. I've never seen it before. So I like wanted to watch.

• 43:27Alex Cooper?

  Never seen it before. Like you often see your best friend have sex.

• 43:31Speaker 02

  I mean, yeah, I mean, like, so picture this chair in the room. And they're like fucking on the bed and I was just kind of like sitting there with like my legs crossed like this and I was like kind of like a weird creeper.

• 43:43Alex Cooper?

  You're literally like smiling like.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  I'm like cheers. I have like a notepad out. I'm like, all right, this is okay. There you go.

• 43:50Alex Cooper?

  How did you feel? Were you at all turned on or were you just like fascinated?

• 43:55Speaker 02

  I was like turned on, but I was like, no, I don't think I would three, I don't think I would have a three way with Lauren.

• 44:03Alex Cooper?

  Interesting, but you would suck her boyfriend's dick.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:07Alex Cooper?

  While she watches.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  That's like not that intimate, like.

• 44:09Alex Cooper?

  It's not that intimate.

• 44:10Speaker 02

  I would never like hook up with Lauren.

• 44:12Alex Cooper?

  Interesting.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Like I've had many three ways. Lauren could never be in that situation.

• 44:18Alex Cooper?

  Why?

• 44:18Speaker 02

  I don't think she would want to be in that situation, first of all. And second of all, like, I think Lauren has too much respect for herself. To be involved in whatever situation I want to be involved with.

• 44:31Alex Cooper?

  But she'll let you suck her boyfriend's dick.

• 44:34Speaker 02

  She honestly looks at it as like me, she's like, oh my God, like he's a good dick. I'm sharing this with my best friend.

• 44:44Alex Cooper?

  Oh my fucking god. Dude, that's some confident ass bitch though to be like-

• 44:48Speaker 02

  It's the most confidence I've ever seen.

• 44:50Alex Cooper?

  Cause she's not even like worried that you guys are gonna like ever do anything behind her back.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Never, ever. It's insane. She's like, I want this for you. I wanna share this goodness with you because you are my best friend. That's how she looks at it.

• 45:05Alex Cooper?

  And does she also say like, and also because you're so good at sucking dick?

• 45:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, and also she's like, I don't wanna suck.

• 45:11Alex Cooper?

  So you do it for me?

• 45:13Speaker 02

  And I have oral fixation. Like I used to bite my nails until I got them done.

• 45:17Alex Cooper?

  Wait, really?

• 45:17Speaker 02

  I hit the vape, like sucking dick calms me down.

• 45:24Alex Cooper?

  That's the promo, that's the title.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  Who needs therapy when you have dick?

• 45:44Alex Cooper?

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• 46:24Alex Cooper?

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• 47:08Alex Cooper?

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• 47:52Alex Cooper?

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• 48:35Speaker 02

  Many.

• 48:36Alex Cooper?

  What is the weirdest threesome you've ever had?

• 48:38Speaker 02

  The weirdest threesome I ever had? Thank you for asking.

• 48:41Alex Cooper?

  You're welcome.

• 48:42Speaker 02

  It was during COVID.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  Cut that, you can't say that.

• 48:47Alex Cooper?

  The way that you start stories, like, it was Memorial Day. Like, the specificity.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  No, like, this one girl was hooking up with this guy, and I'd hooked up with three of his brothers. Like, we cut that out. We're at a house party, and she's hooking up with this guy all day. And I, I had a guy at the time. And like, I had FaceTime sex with this guy in the bathroom. So I was like popping my pussy in this bathroom, and then I like, was done, whatever. I came out, and this couple is still hooking up. And I was like, hmm, well, here, now that I'm here. Now that I'm aroused and ready to fucking go, I'm ready to fire off. They were like, why don't you join? And I was like, okay. It was like the couch, like, the living area of this, like, small ass Boston apartment.

• 49:31Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 49:32Speaker 02

  And they were doing blow. Wait, can I say that?

• 49:34Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 49:34Speaker 02

  So they were doing blow. And she was like, let's, let's just like, it'd be funny if we, like, both did blow off his dick. So like, one of them be sucking, one of them be doing blow, suck, blow, suck, blow, suck, blow, the whole rotation. This girl ultimately like, takes off all her clothes, and then she starts like, riding this guy. And then I sat on his face. And then we swap, swap, swap. And there was like, the human centipede situation, reverse.

• 50:01Alex Cooper?

  Did you enjoy that moment? Like, did you actually have fun?

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, it built character.

• 50:07Alex Cooper?

  What is the biggest lie you've ever got caught in?

• 50:09Speaker 02

  I didn't give you commedia.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  I did.

• 50:17Alex Cooper?

  Okay, um, what is your favorite sex position?

• 50:22Speaker 02

  You know, I would say, on top. It's quickest and easiest, and gets them out of my apartment quickest.

• 50:29Alex Cooper?

  You get those new tits, it's gonna be quick.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  You know, you're like, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. But I also like doggy, but guys do not like to have doggy with me because there's not much recoil going on.

• 50:42Speaker 02

  It's like a negative recoil. It's like putty. It's like Play-Doh.

• 50:47Alex Cooper?

  What, because the tits are in the front and there's nothing in the back?

• 50:50Speaker 02

  I thought I would get fake tits and distract from my, like, lack of ass. It's like putty ass.

• 50:55Alex Cooper?

  Have you ever been in love?

• 50:57Speaker 02

  Absolutely not.

• 50:58Alex Cooper?

  What's your most controversial opinion, do you think?

• 51:01Speaker 02

  Anal is pleasant.

• 51:04Alex Cooper?

  How, if you're hooking up with someone ten times, how many times are you doing anal of those ten times?

• 51:10Speaker 02

  I mean, I've probably had more anal than [BLEEP] here.

• 51:13Alex Cooper?

  We're kidding. Wait, you're like, you're hitting the anal train?

• 51:18Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm a good candidate. I don't like food. So like, there's only me.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Can you see that?

• 51:26Alex Cooper?

  Have you ever gone back to front and gotten a kidney infection?

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:31Speaker 02

  I think I have UTI, I think I have UTI in my LV right now.

• 51:34Alex Cooper?

  Are you able to come from anal?

• 51:36Speaker 02

  Depends who you ask.

• 51:37Alex Cooper?

  Uh, wait, what?

• 51:41Speaker 02

  Who have I faked it for?

• 51:42Alex Cooper?

  10 times of sex, how many times are you faking your orgasm?

• 51:45Speaker 02

  Usually not. I'm actually really good at finishing.

• 51:48Alex Cooper?

  Do you use a vibrator?

• 51:49Speaker 02

  It's like my superpower. No, I just use them as a dildo with a heartbeat. Usually it's me on top, actually riding into the sunset. And then whatever you want to do with me after is...

• 52:00Alex Cooper?

  Are you often making eye contact during sex?

• 52:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, it helps me.

• 52:06Alex Cooper?

  It does?

• 52:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:07Alex Cooper?

  I couldn't tell if you'd be someone that's like, I'm not gonna go deep emotionally.

• 52:12Speaker 02

  It depends how ugly they are, honestly.

• 52:15Alex Cooper?

  Okay, let's talk about your podcast.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:17Alex Cooper?

  Extra Dirty. It comes out tomorrow.

• 52:20Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 52:21Alex Cooper?

  How do you feel about it?

• 52:22Speaker 02

  I'm excited. I just feel like I want to get some unhinged shit online again. We gotta bring that back. So I'm excited to actually tell a good fucking story.

• 52:34Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, there's no censorship.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  There's, I need no censorship.

• 52:38Alex Cooper?

  I'm excited for you to talk about your life because I feel like the fact that you have garnered such an audience already and people love your debriefs and like everything about your life, but you're right, like it's so tiny, the amount that you're able to give because of how salacious your stories are on TikTok. You are giving like bite-sized information and people are loving it already. And so I feel like the concept of you actually being able to sit down for like an hour at a time and give debriefs that are, there is literally nothing that you can't say. No one is telling you like, Hallie, that's too much. Hallie, that's not enough. Like you can say whatever the fuck you want. It's kind of exciting.

• 53:16Speaker 02

  I'm very excited. It's gonna be really good.

• 53:18Alex Cooper?

  It's also-

• 53:18Speaker 02

  It'll be like a breath of fresh air. I feel like a lot of people are so filtered just online in general.

• 53:23Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 53:24Speaker 02

  Even if it's like not like a salacious story, whether it's just like pointing out your flaws. I really want to get into that and just like have like a true life online experience.

• 53:36Alex Cooper?

  Have you ever felt like you overshared too much on the internet?

• 53:39Speaker 02

  I overshare all the time. I mean, I've overshared to you.

• 53:42Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 53:43Speaker 02

  Like you, you're like, okay.

• 53:44Alex Cooper?

  Do you ever regret it or no?

• 53:46Speaker 02

  With you or online?

• 53:48Alex Cooper?

  Both.

• 53:48Speaker 02

  Uh, no. It's just like what makes me me. I overshare and like, I feel like that's a real life experience to be oversharing. It sucks and you're gonna deal with like the repercussions in the morning, but then fuck, you get through it and honestly it builds character.

• 54:03Alex Cooper?

  There is nothing I'm more excited for than your show.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  It's gonna be so fun.

• 54:07Alex Cooper?

  Truly. Every Thursday, Hallie Batchelder coming to you live, extra dirty. It's gonna fucking happen. And by the time this is out, Daddy Gang, Hallie's show is coming out tomorrow on Thursday and we will be in New York City, partying and celebrating. I love you. Thank you for coming on and spilling your secrets and now let's go to dinner.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  I love you so much.

• 54:26Alex Cooper?

  Love you.

• 54:41Alex Cooper?

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