Dating App Dealbreakers (ft. Lauren)

Join Alex and Laren for a fun catch up session where they expose Lauren’s recent dating disasters that included another hot plane man, a former circus performer, and a high school reunion recon mission. They also discuss the potential benefits of hooking up with dads, how height affects the hookup, and dating app turn off’s. Enjoy!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Alex Cooper?

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• 2:27Speaker 03

  What is up Daddy Gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy.

• 2:36Alex Cooper?

  Daddy Gang, welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. I am back with the one, with the only, McLairby McLairson. I feel like that's like your, what would be your DJ name Lauren?

• 2:51Speaker 03

  Well, when I went to college, my Instagram name, I was dead serious. I went into college and shared this with everyone, Laren McCot Stuff.

• 3:00Alex Cooper?

  Wait, what?

• 3:01Speaker 03

  That was my Instagram name.

• 3:03Alex Cooper?

  Wait, how did I not know that? You were Laren McCot Stuff?

• 3:05Speaker 03

  I was Laren McCot Stuff and like I would meet people like freshly in my sorority, like let's share socials and like, yep, hit me up at Laren McCot Stuff.

• 3:13Alex Cooper?

  That's like actually, that takes, that's absolutely offensive and that actually takes some balls to have that as your fucking name, but it's also kind of like fun if you're meeting guys and you're just like, anyways, Lauren is here today, what the fuck? Um, Lauren is here and we are having a little girls' night. Matt is upstairs watching football with his friends and Lauren and I were acting like little freaks. And so Matt was like, why don't you, he basically was like, why don't you girls go play? Like, why don't, we were listening to Hannah Montana.

• 3:43Speaker 03

  You know what that means for us? It means going through Hannah Montana 1 and seeing how many songs we know on the album.

• 3:50Alex Cooper?

  Well, no, because this is what I said to Lauren. I said, I saw this trend on TikTok and it's like, oh, when I tell people I'm a Miley Cyrus fan and they think I'm gonna play the song Flowers. And then all of a sudden, the girl is like, and then you hear me fucking blasting East Northumberland High. If you don't know what East Northumberland High is, if you don't know what Good and Broken is, if you don't know You and Me Together, if you don't know Nobody's Perfect, Life's What You Make It, like Lauren and I are OG Hannah Montana.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Well, it was perfect because you would play Hannah.

• 4:20Alex Cooper?

  Yup.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  I would play Lily.

• 4:21Alex Cooper?

  Yup. Um, okay. So Lauren and I are hanging out because Matt was like, do you guys want to watch football? And we were like, not really, not right now. We're feeling frisky.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Funky.

• 4:29Alex Cooper?

  So we were having a little cock and we came downstairs after our cocktail and we just...

• 4:36Alex Cooper?

  Figured we'd podcast and hang out with you, Daddy Gang. I feel like we've been seeing each other so much recently, which I'm very happy about.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Well, I'm a free bird. I have, I have no, nothing tying me down, nothing holding me back. I can just go where the wind blows me and you do some cool things.

• 4:53Alex Cooper?

  No, it's actually a good point. Like, there is so much to be said for when your friend is in a relationship and you can do like couple things, unless you fucking hate the person that your friend's in a relationship with. But like, it's nice when you, you can do couple things. It's also lovely that I will just text Lauren being like, hey, do you wanna like come to the Super Bowl with me? And she's like, sure, I have no plans. Um, but we are, yeah, we've been seeing each other a lot lately, which I feel very grateful for. But the last time I saw you, we've kind of been doing, we're back to the thing, you guys, where I'm like, save it for the fucking podcast. Because we had kind of gone through a little, we won't podcasting as much together.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  I think it was because my relationship was crashing and burning and I wasn't in a good headspace.

• 5:34Alex Cooper?

  And like, he didn't want to see you on a podcast. Um, now you're back.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  I'm back.

• 5:37Alex Cooper?

  And you're better than ever. And, um, can you give us an update on your dating life? Because the last we heard from you was you and I, if you guys didn't listen to me and Lauren's last episode, it was.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  You gotta start there and then come back and meet us here.

• 5:51Alex Cooper?

  Because we basically were talking about how I was being the ultimate wing woman. Really, that's what it was called. But it's about Lauren almost falling in love with a man on a plane, first class flying high. We thought they were gonna bang in the bathroom. Turns out he was gay. Um, so that was the last I left off with you.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  Oh, and I was going on a lot of dates that were eight hours and I was kissing everyone.

• 6:13Alex Cooper?

  Oh, my God, yes.

• 6:14Speaker 03

  But we, I've cleaned up my act. Well, okay, so here's the update. I haven't gone on any like actual dates since we last podcasted together.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  The, should we take our glasses off?

• 6:29Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, yeah, let's go. Get serious, let's get serious. Can't see fucking anything.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  It's bright in here. Okay, so I'm not like intentionally taking a break from dating. Um, the holidays happened and like-

• 6:38Alex Cooper?

  Cause you were kind of cruising for a minute.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Uh, there was one time where I went on five dates in an eight day time span.

• 6:47Alex Cooper?

  Wait, five dates in an eight day, Jesus fucking Christ.

• 6:50Speaker 03

  I was cranking and rocking and rolling, yeah.

• 6:52Alex Cooper?

  Um, okay, back to your dates, so.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Okay, so I'm not like purposefully taking a break or like purposely avoiding dates right now. It's just like a lot of work to like, if I'm gonna like scout out a date, like I need to like put aside like an hour at night to like do some good swiping and like make some movement.

• 7:10Alex Cooper?

  But do you feel like you kind of like burnt yourself out a little bit? Like you were kind of down for anything and now you're getting a little bit more subjective or no? You were going hard, you hit the pavement, like Lauren, like I-

• 7:19Speaker 03

  My friends were like, why do you keep going on Sunday dates? Like I'd wake up hungover and be like, oh fuck, I have a date today.

• 7:24Alex Cooper?

  Can I say this and you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like you went through a period where you had been saying to me, like right when you got out of your relationship, you were like, weekends can be weird, cause I'm used to like laying in bed on a Sunday and like-

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, okay.

• 7:38Alex Cooper?

  So maybe you just like wanted like companionship.

• 7:41Speaker 03

  To someone?

• 7:44Alex Cooper?

  Maybe you wanted companionship and most of your friends in Chicago are in relationships. So I think maybe there's a part of you that was like looking just to speak and maybe that's why your dates were going on for five hours.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  To have some human contact.

• 7:55Alex Cooper?

  Cause you were just like trying, you're a social person. So maybe it was also you're just like down to chat.

• 8:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:00Alex Cooper?

  Now you're getting a little bit more like-

• 8:02Speaker 03

  Now I'm like a little tired. I don't want to chat, but actually, so I haven't gone on a date in, I don't even know, like over a month now, a month and a half. But I, I still go on, uh, the apps and like scroll and swipe and like peruse. And last week, there was this one guy who-

• 8:22Alex Cooper?

  What do you have your settings to? Tell me age.

• 8:24Speaker 03

  Uh, thirty to forty-five. I had a big forty-year-old phase. I think I'm done with that.

• 8:30Alex Cooper?

  Okay, I'm glad that you're not going for like the twenty-five-year-olds.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no baby boys.

• 8:33Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so you're going for the older daddies? And, but now you're done with the forty-year-olds?

• 8:39Speaker 03

  I was finding it a little, no, the forty's fine. I was hiding, I was finding it a little hard to connect with the forty-five-year-olds.

• 8:45Alex Cooper?

  Oh yeah, that's pushing it.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:46Alex Cooper?

  You're like, so how many kids do you have?

• 8:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:48Alex Cooper?

  They're like, I have two families. Oh, height, are you in height?

• 8:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:52Alex Cooper?

  Are we allowed to say that?

• 8:53Speaker 03

  I don't know, I don't think I can, I don't think-

• 8:55Alex Cooper?

  No, I think we can, I think we can. You, you-

• 8:57Speaker 03

  I like to feel small.

• 9:01Alex Cooper?

  I like to literally be so tiny, they can't find me.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  Like, I like to look up at them.

• 9:07Alex Cooper?

  What is your, what is your height range?

• 9:09Speaker 03

  I don't have it restricted.

• 9:10Alex Cooper?

  Oh, you don't? But when you see it's like a little five, seven or you're like, sorry. I know, I'm sorry. But to each their own, like some people.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  I, I have some inches on me, like.

• 9:19Alex Cooper?

  No, you're literally five, six.

• 9:22Speaker 03

  That's tall.

• 9:23Alex Cooper?

  I think the average height of a woman is.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Five, five?

• 9:27Alex Cooper?

  Five, five.

• 9:28Speaker 03

  We're the exact same height and the exact same shoe size.

• 9:30Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, Lauren, we're five, five. Yeah. Lauren and I are both five, five and we have seven and a half shoe size and we can fit into an eight. And we have the same, we have the same everything, basically. We, we do the same makeup. We have the same, every time.

• 9:41Speaker 03

  It works out really well for me.

• 9:45Alex Cooper?

  I'm dead. Um, anyways, okay. So back to your dates.

• 9:48Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. So I like, haven't gone on a date in a while, but like I keep a pulse on my apps. And I was having some light chatter with this one guy and he seemed promising. He gave me his number on like a Thursday night and I was like, oh, okay. Like I'll text him on Sunday. Like we don't need to make small talk through the weekend. So on Sunday, like I wake up, I sit down, I have my cup of coffee and I'm like trying to clean up my app. I'm trying to like unmatched with people who died out and like go through and be like, why did I even match with them? I was feeling down in the dumps and desperate, like goodbye. And I was just cleaning up my page. And I accidentally unmatched with the guy who gave me his number, who I was about to text to go on a date with.

• 10:25Alex Cooper?

  We had on the apps, you like.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  He's gone. So Chicago daddy gang, if you know a guy, I think he was like thirty one, thirty two. He had brown hair. He went to Columbia University.

• 10:38Alex Cooper?

  It's hot.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Um, cause he, when we were talking, he was like, oh, like fellow Columbia grad. So Chicago daddy gang, if you know anyone on Hinge who is brown hair, decent height and went to Columbia. I was gonna text you and I was gonna go on a date with you. So find some way to contact me.

• 10:54Alex Cooper?

  I have a feeling if any girl lives in fucking Chicago and finds that man, they're scooping him from you. And they're like, I'm not giving a Columbia hot, tall grad to you, Lauren, but good to know. Oh, wow. That fucking sucks.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  I know. Like there's.

• 11:07Alex Cooper?

  And he probably is like so confused because he probably thought you guys were like kind of vibing and thought you were about to like literally like suck the pee pee. And instead you like unmatched him. That probably is fucking him up. And he's probably talking to his friends, like, I really think I'm like, I need to take a break from dating right now because I clearly am like, have lost the plot. And I like, can't read a room because I thought I was about to fuck this girl. And meanwhile.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  She goes.

• 11:28Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so you accidentally unmatched. Okay, but have you had any fun encounters at all with a man like recently?

• 11:33Speaker 03

  Okay, so yeah, I've been like really open to meeting people in the wild. So like, I just feel like I'm walking around with like my eyes and heart open.

• 11:42Alex Cooper?

  And if you guys again, didn't listen to our last episode, Lauren and I like said, like, there's something coming about us.

• 11:50Speaker 03

  No, I can feel it. I'm gonna meet someone in the wild.

• 11:53Alex Cooper?

  We are, is the word ravenous?

• 11:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:55Alex Cooper?

  We are ravenous for you to find a mansion to the point where like every turn, we are literally-

• 12:01Speaker 03

  You are objectifying men around every corner that you walk.

• 12:04Alex Cooper?

  Any man that like is somewhat attractive, I'm like, could he be the one? Matt was little, oh my God, I forgot to tell you this. Oh my God.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  What?

• 12:12Alex Cooper?

  So, so my God, so Matt walks into the office. Um, he walks into my office to introduce me to some guy he was just like finishing a meeting with. And he walks in and it was a guy from like the film department that was coming to have a meeting with Matt at our offices. And he's like, hey, Alex, this is blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, hi. And like, Matt always gives context like, oh, he works at Netflix. Or like, oh, this is a guy from Paramount, or oh, this is a director, whatever. He's giving kind of like no context and he's kind of looking at me like Matt's like, I like giving me weird eyes where I'm like, I can't read your mind, Matt. Like, what are you trying to say? And I was like, oh, so nice to meet you. And it was like kind of a weird odd interaction because we had no reason to talk. He leaves. Matt comes running back into my office and goes, for Lauren, for Lauren, for Lauren.

• 12:56Alex Cooper?

  Okay, he's divorced, two kids, good looking.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Kids?

• 13:01Alex Cooper?

  I know. Could we do kids? Maybe not. Well, what about like-

• 13:04Speaker 03

  How old are they?

• 13:05Alex Cooper?

  I don't know. I didn't get into enough detail, but I do think it could be like, okay, this is gonna be really controversial. And I actually would love to know from people in the comments, when Lauren is on this dating journey,

• 13:17Alex Cooper?

  do we think a dad would be like a good fuck? Or is he gonna be lazy?

• 13:23Speaker 03

  I fucked a dad before.

• 13:27Alex Cooper?

  Wait, what?

• 13:28Speaker 03

  You don't know this story?

• 13:30Alex Cooper?

  Who?

• 13:30Speaker 03

  It was like three years ago and um I swooped him up at a bar and

• 13:38Alex Cooper?

  Did he like woo you with like the picture of his kids?

• 13:41Speaker 03

  No, his sweater. I was obsessed with his sweater. I was like, oh, he looks like a librarian.

• 13:46Alex Cooper?

  No, and he's like, yeah.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  And mid-sex, he was like, I gotta be honest, my divorce is like in process right now.

• 13:54Alex Cooper?

  Wait, you did tell me that?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, do you have kids? And he was like, yeah.

• 13:58Alex Cooper?

  No, like mid-stroke and he's like, oh, I'm thinking about my divorce papers. That's not fucking hot.

• 14:03Speaker 03

  He was a lingerer the next day.

• 14:05Alex Cooper?

  But was was the sexual situation?

• 14:08Speaker 03

  I think dads, because they like seen some shit, you know, like they've seen a baby come out of a vagina. They've like cleaned up shit diapers, like bodily functions don't scare dads.

• 14:18Alex Cooper?

  They're kind of freaks.

• 14:18Speaker 03

  So I think dads are like down to get dad down and dirty.

• 14:21Alex Cooper?

  The dads?

• 14:22Speaker 03

  I think that-

• 14:23Alex Cooper?

  Are down for the weird shit?

• 14:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:25Alex Cooper?

  Okay, see, this is the kind of shit Lauren that I needed to know because for our single daddy gang, like I under-

• 14:30Speaker 03

  Don't be scared of dads.

• 14:31Alex Cooper?

  But this is also what I was gonna say. I have a feeling that if you are not looking completely for a relationship and you're kind of looking just to like meet people and have good sex, I have a feeling a dad could be the perfect person because he may not be looking for anything serious.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  A recently divorced dad?

• 14:48Alex Cooper?

  Exactly.

• 14:49Speaker 03

  Mmm.

• 14:50Alex Cooper?

  So like, I don't know, like-

• 14:53Speaker 03

  Recently divorced dads, hit me up.

• 14:56Alex Cooper?

  That's literally somehow you can like set your settings.

• 14:59Speaker 03

  Recently divorced dads.

• 15:01Alex Cooper?

  Please hit me up. That's in your bio. Okay, anyway, sorry. How did we get off track? Oh.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  Me meeting people in the wild.

• 15:06Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, go ahead. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  So last we podcasted together, we were in Utah and it was right before Christmas and I was going to Seattle to meet my family um for Christmas. We do the National Park bit every year. We were doing Olympic National Park. And since I was coming from Utah with you, I was already on the West Coast and it made sense for me to just like go right to Seattle. So I was beating my family to Seattle by an entire day. So I had 24 hours to spend solo in Seattle. So I get to Seattle and I'm like, pop off. I-

• 15:41Alex Cooper?

  Can you tell Lauren's back on TikTok? Pop off.

• 15:47Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so you get to Seattle.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  I get to Seattle.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  And I go to a rooftop bar by myself.

• 15:53Alex Cooper?

  Love.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  I have a little glass of Sauvignon Blanc. I have some oysters, then I go to the spa, I get a massage.

• 16:01Alex Cooper?

  Oh my god.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  And then I go out to a sushi restaurant.

• 16:03Alex Cooper?

  I, can I just say I love this for you and I feel like the best, most fun moments can sometimes come from when you're doing shit alone, obviously be safe, but like, I feel like no one takes themselves on dates anymore. And I just want to put that energy out there, daddy gang. If you were like, what should I do this weekend? Cause all my friends are gone, or my boyfriend's gone, or you're single? Do this. Cause then what happened? Oh.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Well, no, okay, we're getting there. Okay, so I'm at the sushi restaurant and I have a little bit of a buzz going in, cause I had like two cocktails before my massage and they gave me free champagne at the massage.

• 16:41Alex Cooper?

  Wait, you were buzzed during a massage?

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Oh, highly recommend.

• 16:45Alex Cooper?

  Wait, I've never done that.

• 16:47Speaker 03

  Really? Highly recommend.

• 16:48Alex Cooper?

  I wonder, would you ever take an edible before a massage?

• 16:51Speaker 03

  All the time.

• 16:51Alex Cooper?

  Why am I going in just raw talking?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 16:54Alex Cooper?

  I've literally never done that.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  Do it and get back to me.

• 16:56Alex Cooper?

  Okay, good to know. Okay.

• 16:58Speaker 03

  So I'm sitting at the bar of the sushi restaurant and I love the bartender. It's a woman.

• 17:05Alex Cooper?

  I'm already like, so you fucked him?

• 17:07Speaker 03

  No, it's a woman. We're just like vibing and like, I'm alone and like, I haven't, I've been in Seattle all day by myself and it's like 6:30 now. So I haven't really had much human interaction. So like, I'm just like hitting it off, talking.

• 17:18Alex Cooper?

  You're ready to chat.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  I'm just ready to chat. So I'm chatting with the bartender and she's like really proud of her craft and she's making me all these different cocktails, like these fancy ones. So now I'm like three cocktails in and I'm like feeling great and it's like 7:30 on a Friday.

• 17:33Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 17:33Speaker 03

  And I'm closing my tab and I'm like, okay, like I had myself a nice day. Like I'll go back to my hotel room and just like watch a show. Then this guy comes and sits down next to me at the bar and he starts immediately striking up conversation is like, this is my first time coming here. Like, what did you order? Did you like it? Immediately, I'm like, I'm not attracted to you, but I'm not, I can tell you're very cozy and non-threatening and safe. And I'm enjoying the conversation with you.

• 18:05Alex Cooper?

  You're not thinking of it as a complete prospect, but potentially by more conversation, you may be like, huh?

• 18:10Speaker 03

  I'm just in the mood to chat and not really necessarily in the mood to go home. And I'm like,

• 18:15Alex Cooper?

  And there's something about when you're in a different city and you're not like there's

• 18:18Speaker 03

  It was starting my Christmas vacation too. So I'm like, oh, like,

• 18:21Alex Cooper?

  Let's go.

• 18:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, vacation's starting. I mean, I was gonna drink responsibly because I'm alone in a new city, but like, I'm like down to like,

• 18:28Alex Cooper?

  Have a good time.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  Meet someone new.

• 18:29Alex Cooper?

  Love.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  And so we start talking and the talk, the conversation's so enjoyable that at this point I had closed my tab and I reopened my tab to get another drink and like keep talking to him.

• 18:40Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 18:40Speaker 03

  And we're sitting at the bar talking for like 25 minutes.

• 18:43Alex Cooper?

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 18:45Speaker 03

  We were just like talking about, like I was saying, I was going to Olympic National Park and this is what I had planned for my trip and like,

• 18:51Alex Cooper?

  Okay, nice.

• 18:51Speaker 03

  What I have planned for the holidays and what he's up to. And like, we were just like chatting it up.

• 18:55Alex Cooper?

  Love.

• 18:56Speaker 03

  And so now at this point, it's probably like 7:30.

• 18:59Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  And he was like, well, like you're alone tonight, right? I'm like, yeah. And he's like, me too. And he was like, I actually was gonna go to another bar after this. It's one of my favorite bars and there's a live show. Like, do you want to come? And I'm like, yeah. Like in my mind, I'm like, oh, like live music, a live band, a singer, like, love that. So down. I'm like, yeah, totally. Like, let's go. So we close our tabs and we're walking to the next bar and we get to the next bar.

• 19:25Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 19:26Speaker 03

  It's a drag show. And I'm like, oh, that's not entirely like what I was anticipating, but like, okay, like, I'm down. Fun. Like, let's go to a drag show.

• 19:36Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 19:36Speaker 03

  So we're like watching the drag show. We're hanging out. We're laughing. In my mind, I'm like, oh, he thinks this is a date. He's so into me.

• 19:44Alex Cooper?

  Really? He's like having fun and he's thinking he's like so?

• 19:46Speaker 03

  He's like, yeah, he's like, wow, like what a great night for me. I thought I was gonna have a solo night. And now I'm on a date with this girl.

• 19:52Alex Cooper?

  Love.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  So like, we're watching the drag show and then there's like an arcade in the bar too. So then we go play like some games together and we're talking. And then we go sit at a table in the back and we get another drink and we're still just like chatting.

• 20:05Alex Cooper?

  Keep going. I have a feeling where this is going just from the shirt fact that you went to a drag show. But keep going, keep going.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  So we're talking and we've been hanging out for like an hour and a half now at this second bar. And I look up and I look around at the bar and I'm like, is this bar circus themed? And he's like, yeah. He's like, it's my favorite because it makes me feel like I'm at home. I'm like, what do you mean it makes you feel like you're at home? And he's like, well, the past six years I've been in the circus. I just got out of the circus.

• 20:56Alex Cooper?

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• 21:41Alex Cooper?

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• 22:32Alex Cooper?

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• 23:13Alex Cooper?

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• 23:53Alex Cooper?

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• 25:19Speaker 03

  I look around at the bar and I'm like, is this bar circus themed? And he's like, yeah. He's like, it's my favorite because it makes me feel like I'm at home. I'm like, what do you mean it makes you feel like you're at home? And he's like, well, the past six years I've been in the circus. I just got out of the circus.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  I'm like, oh, you were in the circus? Like, pop off. And I was like, he was telling you about like his roommate and him who just like moved out. And I'm like, by chance, was your roommate also in the circus? And he's like, yeah, all of my friends here are from the circus. And then like, I like really like paused for a second and I like really take in my surroundings more.

• 26:02Alex Cooper?

  Like sober up a little bit.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. It was a circus themed bar. It was a gay bar and he was a gay man.

• 26:10Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, sweetie, Lauren, Lauren.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  I don't think he thought he was on a date with me.

• 26:15Alex Cooper?

  No, he found a nice, young, straight woman.

• 26:20Alex Cooper?

  Who he thought loved the gays. Who does love the gays.

• 26:24Speaker 03

  I'm at this point.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  Let it be known, I'm an ally.

• 26:32Alex Cooper?

  Not only are you an ally, you are literally trying to turn gay men straight. You're like, are we in love? He's like, babe, this is my boyfriend over here. Jonathan, we.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Lauren. I have something wrong with me. Like my gaydar is broken. I can't tell a gay man from a straight man.

• 26:52Alex Cooper?

  I am sorry. I have no words. I'm trying to like process, like again, you guys, this basically the last episode, after she found out that that man was gay, she turned to the guy at the bar and she's like, he's so cute. We're like, babe, like he's drinking a pink martini. Like he's gay. Like Lauren is like, not that again, like I get straight men can, but it's like, it was so obvious this man was gay. And Lauren was like, his muscles. And I'm like, babe, Lauren, you're going.

• 27:21Alex Cooper?

  Okay, Lauren.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:23Alex Cooper?

  Okay. But at least so did we, once you realized he was gay, like, what did you do?

• 27:27Speaker 03

  I called it. I was just like.

• 27:29Alex Cooper?

  I thought I was gonna get maybe a little finger tonight.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I called it. And then I texted my friend who gave me the recommendation for the sushi place. And I was like, wow, so funny how this night turned out. My friend who gave me the recommendation is a gay man. And he was like, oh, honey, I could have told you. You weren't going to meet anyone. I sent you to the gay neighborhood.

• 27:46Alex Cooper?

  Oh, my fucking God, Lauren.

• 27:48Speaker 03

  I know.

• 27:49Alex Cooper?

  Can I ask what he did in the circus?

• 27:52Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah. He was the control panel operator. So he coordinated the music, the pyro and the lights operating in sync. So at least he like, it could have.

• 28:04Alex Cooper?

  He wasn't.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  That could have been cool.

• 28:11Alex Cooper?

  Cool tool if he was like the flamethrower.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Like he ate fire.

• 28:14Alex Cooper?

  Right.

• 28:17Alex Cooper?

  Moving on. Okay, so that?

• 28:19Speaker 03

  Okay, so then I thought on the way home from this trip that I was gonna redeem myself. So I'm flying home from this vacation and I am-

• 28:29Alex Cooper?

  Are you going home and like masturbating? Or are you like so turned off that you're like, fuck, I really fucked that up?

• 28:34Speaker 03

  No, I went home and I was like, I need to like reevaluate some things.

• 28:40Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so you try to redeem yourself?

• 28:43Speaker 03

  So I'm trying to redeem myself. So on, I'm flying home from my Christmas vacation. I'm going back to Chicago and I'm in a fabulous mood. I'm feeling on top of the world because I just got upgraded to first class. I'm gonna get on this plane. I'm gonna have two glasses of red wine. I have like three hours left in my book. I'm about to like sit down and like read like the final battle scene of my book. And I'm like, I'm gonna have a great flight home.

• 29:09Alex Cooper?

  Love.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  So I walk onto the flight and I see that in first class, I am seated next to the hottest man in the entire world.

• 29:17Alex Cooper?

  Here we go again?

• 29:18Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 29:20Alex Cooper?

  And he's gay?

• 29:22Speaker 03

  No, he was straight. He was straight. I like definitely know he was straight.

• 29:25Alex Cooper?

  Okay, that's so the story is not ending and you fell in love with another fucking gay man?

• 29:28Speaker 03

  Okay, and I don't wanna be the girl who cries hot guy on the plane. Cause I know we said last time that like the guy on the plane was the hottest. This guy was ten times hotter.

• 29:39Alex Cooper?

  Hotter than the guy on the plane?

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Ten times hotter. He was even dressed better. He had like a fear of God, like sweatshirt on, like a little like hat, like perfectly fitted jeans, like a little scrub.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  No, I'm really sure this guy was straight.

• 29:55Alex Cooper?

  Okay, no, no, no, I believe that. So he had like swag?

• 29:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, he has swag, swag.

• 29:59Alex Cooper?

  He was like with it also?

• 30:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:01Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so those are like name brands that are like not name brandy, like you kinda have to know?

• 30:05Speaker 03

  No, I only know them because of you.

• 30:06Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  And so I sit down next to-

• 30:10Alex Cooper?

  Are you in the aisle or the?

• 30:11Speaker 03

  I'm the window, he's the aisle.

• 30:13Alex Cooper?

  Love. Ooh, so you have to like climb over his big dick to go to the bathroom?

• 30:18Alex Cooper?

  Can we also agree before you tell me the rest of the story that without a doubt, every single fucking time that you go to the airport moving forward.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  I have to stop looking like shit.

• 30:27Alex Cooper?

  You have to glam.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  I gotta get my shit together.

• 30:29Alex Cooper?

  Even if you're not full glam, like you need to start.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  Well, did you see what I wore when I flew here yesterday?

• 30:33Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  I arrived to your house yesterday.

• 30:35Alex Cooper?

  What were you wearing?

• 30:36Speaker 03

  I was wearing leggings, a sweater and a little scarf.

• 30:39Alex Cooper?

  Wait.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  And I had earrings on.

• 30:41Alex Cooper?

  You had a scarf on?

• 30:42Speaker 03

  I had a scarf on.

• 30:43Alex Cooper?

  Wait, wait, wait. Okay. So you're gonna start putting yourself together a little bit. Cause again, like we've said, and does everyone else agree? And comment down below if this is on fucking TikTok or wherever the fuck this is on Instagram. Let's all debate for two seconds. What is one of the hottest, most like meet cute places that you could meet someone?

• 31:02Speaker 03

  A plane.

• 31:03Alex Cooper?

  Right? It's like the fate of you ending up sitting next to someone that you end up vibing with. And the fact that they're single, usually you just get like a fucking frumper that's sitting next to you.

• 31:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I got.

• 31:15Alex Cooper?

  Coughing and sneezing.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  I got a 10.

• 31:18Alex Cooper?

  Okay, but where else would be hot to meet someone?

• 31:20Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 31:22Alex Cooper?

  I feel like the plane is like.

• 31:23Speaker 03

  The plane's like it.

• 31:24Alex Cooper?

  Or like a coffee shop, too basic.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  You know why the plane is good? Because other places, it could come across off putting if someone just like starts talking to you. But like if you're seated next to someone on a plane, I'm not.

• 31:41Alex Cooper?

  A freak.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  I'm not entirely off put if someone tries to talk to me.

• 31:44Alex Cooper?

  Okay, that's fair. Okay, so sorry. Back on track.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  Okay, so I sit down next to him and I was ugly because I gotta start looking better on planes. So I'm like a little insecure. I'm like, this guy's so hot and I.

• 31:56Alex Cooper?

  Like how ugly? Like are you like, you're like worst?

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Hmm, a little better than the last time. I'm not hungover.

• 32:02Alex Cooper?

  All right, so it's hot.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  I'm not puffy, but I just like, don't have any makeup on and like my hair is greasy and in a bun.

• 32:07Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  Um, and I think I'm wearing like a full sweatsuit.

• 32:11Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, so he can't even like see those hips.

• 32:13Speaker 03

  No, I was gonna have to wow him with my personality.

• 32:16Alex Cooper?

  But you know, if he falls in love with that and you rip your shirt off and he's like, "Look at these titties." You're like, "That's not what I lead with."

• 32:22Speaker 03

  That's not my best, yeah, it's not my best asset.

• 32:25Alex Cooper?

  Um, okay.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  So, you know, when like someone's so hot, you're like a little uncomfortable. That's how I felt. So I popped in my AirPods and I was like, I just need to like be with myself a little bit and kind of strategize like, what in the world could I make conversation with this guy about? And I'm like, I need to, I have a four hour flight. I'm gonna like hit pause. I'm gonna have two glasses of wine. I'm gonna read my book and I'm gonna get a little liquid courage brewing inside of me. And then like eventually I'm gonna find some way to make contact. So I get lost in my book for a second and like I kind of forget he's there and like I get like a buzz on and all of a sudden like I realize like I have to pee so bad. And I'm a bitch on planes when it comes to asking people to stand up to go to the bathroom.

• 33:10Alex Cooper?

  Absolutely.

• 33:10Speaker 03

  I don't think I'm a bitch in other areas of my life. I don't really have boundary issues. I can ask for like what I want and need, but when it comes to asking people to stand up on a plane so I can pee.

• 33:19Alex Cooper?

  It's terrifying.

• 33:20Speaker 03

  Worst nightmare.

• 33:21Alex Cooper?

  Terrifying. I'd rather get an infection than sometimes ask, especially.

• 33:25Speaker 03

  I'd rather pee my dribble a little bit.

• 33:29Alex Cooper?

  And especially depending on the person.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:31Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  So I'm like, all of a sudden like hits me, like I'm in my book and it just like hits me. I'm like, I have to pee so bad. And I look up at my man and he is knocked the fuck out.

• 33:42Alex Cooper?

  Oh, that's tough.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  Sleeping. But I'm like, it's just one person I have to ask to stand and like I have two and a half hours left. Like I gotta pee.

• 33:51Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, like I can't do this.

• 33:53Speaker 03

  So at first I like lightly tap him and I'm like, excuse me, not budging. And then I go a little harder and I'm like, excuse me.

• 34:05Alex Cooper?

  And I'm like, excuse me. He gets a hard on.

• 34:10Alex Cooper?

  Okay, wait, so you go harder?

• 34:11Speaker 03

  So I go a little harder and I'm like, "Excuse me, excuse me." I'm doing this for like, a few minutes and like, I'm wanting to like crawl in my skin. I'm like, I'm dying.

• 34:23Alex Cooper?

  Of course.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  The guy across the aisle sees me and he starts giving me encouragement. He's like, "You got this, you got this, you got this." So I, I'm now like, okay, like, he's, he's encouraging me. So I'm getting a little more like, like a little like, "Excuse me." And this guy is like still not waking up. So then the guy across the aisle reaches over and joins in. So the guy across the aisle is leaning across the aisle on one shoulder. I'm on this guy's shoulder and we're both like, "Excuse me, excuse me." And he's not waking up.

• 34:54Alex Cooper?

  This is horrifying Lauren. Fucking put your leg over that man's dick and lunge over him.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  Then the flight attendant joins in because the flight attendant comes over and is like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, like what's going on here?"

• 35:06Alex Cooper?

  Stop touching this man.

• 35:07Speaker 03

  "What are you guys doing to this man?" And I'm like, "I'm so sorry, I couldn't get him to wake up." And that guy saw me struggling. So then that guy joined in. So then the flight attendant, like you can tell this ain't her first rodeo. She two hands him and jolts him awake. And he wakes up, I'm leaning over him on this side. The flight attendant's over the front of him and the guy across the aisle is leaning over him too. And he wakes up and he's like, "What the actual fuck?"

• 35:29Alex Cooper?

  Probably panicked.

• 35:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:30Alex Cooper?

  Like, "We're going down."

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. And I'm like, "I'm so sorry, I was trying to wake you up." Then they joined in and the flight attendant saw us, she thought we were trying to harass you. And she joined in and like, "Now I'm so sorry that you're waking up like this." And it was like, he's like,

• 35:40Alex Cooper?

  Can you imagine being on a plane and opening your eyes and there's four human beings above you? I would be like, "Someone's in the cockpit? Like, someone's taking everyone down?"

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:50Alex Cooper?

  Dude.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  Oh, but in my mind, I'm like, "That actually couldn't have gone worse."

• 35:55Alex Cooper?

  Right.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  But it's, it's gonna be funny. So I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

• 35:58Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 35:59Speaker 03

  And like, we're gonna come back and laugh about this because like, how absurd that like, he woke up, that it took three people to wake him up and that he woke up with three people like,

• 36:06Alex Cooper?

  You can bond over.

• 36:07Speaker 03

  Now, now, now I have an in, now we have a bond.

• 36:10Alex Cooper?

  Love.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  So I'm like, "Okay, like go to the bathroom, like pee, like this is gonna be so funny when I come back." I come back, he is knocked the fuck out again.

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• 37:22Alex Cooper?

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• 38:41Speaker 03

  I come back, he is knocked the fuck out again. Like out cold.

• 38:48Alex Cooper?

  You're literally like, bro, bro, no.

• 38:53Speaker 03

  So I just crawl over him.

• 38:54Alex Cooper?

  You crawled over.

• 38:54Speaker 03

  I just crawled over and for the rest of the sleep, he was sleeping like a sweet little angel baby.

• 38:59Alex Cooper?

  And when you landed.

• 39:00Speaker 03

  And when he landed, people normally wake up when you land, you know, like you like land and you're and like you're like awake. He slept through the whole landing. He didn't get out until like the actual last second. So.

• 39:13Alex Cooper?

  And he lives in Chicago.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 39:15Alex Cooper?

  Well, or he's coming from.

• 39:17Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 39:18Alex Cooper?

  See now, would you ever have thought to yourself, well, I guess no, because that's also reading the room. Cause I was going to say, would you ever have thought it would have been appropriate? If you just wrote your number on a little piece of paper, slipped it. No, then you'd be like, that woman literally, literally took advantage of me.

• 39:32Speaker 03

  She was touching you while I was sleeping.

• 39:35Alex Cooper?

  But okay. So it was kind of just one of those where you're like looking at this gorgeous man and you can't do anything.

• 39:40Speaker 03

  No, like, I think that would be non-consensual.

• 39:43Alex Cooper?

  Lauren.

• 39:44Speaker 03

  So I'm just not having good luck.

• 39:46Alex Cooper?

  Okay. But we have talked about it, like a plane is really tough, but it does have opportunities. So I feel like what we know for next time that you're on a plane is number one, you're gonna look cute. So you feel your best because let's say, you know, you saw this man and he looks like a 10 that you're sitting next to in his little fear of God fucking shirt, but you're feeling like a gremlin. You're feeling not your best. You're feeling like, wow, I haven't washed my hair in 10 days. I was just with my family.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  Hiking it up the mountain.

• 40:13Alex Cooper?

  I got pubes on every fucking crevice of my body. Like you're not gonna feel like pop the pussy even to lunge over his body. But had you been like a little seal, you're fucking shaved up. You got your like perfume on, you've got your lip liner on, maybe you would back

• 40:31Alex Cooper?

  that thing up right all over him.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  To get to the bathroom and maybe he would have woken up and instead of seeing you be like,

• 40:38Alex Cooper?

  He would have been like, god damn.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, he probably like opened his eyes and was like, oh, what is that? And you're like this.

• 40:47Alex Cooper?

  Lauren.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  I know.

• 40:49Alex Cooper?

  Okay, so, but what I think we also know is like, you're getting really good luck with like, really good looking men on planes recently.

• 40:56Speaker 03

  Yes, yes.

• 40:57Alex Cooper?

  Also, to be fair, because like, you're usually flying to pretty like metropolitan places. So I feel like that's also the type of man that you want to be with. Like, we've talked about it.

• 41:06Speaker 03

  I want like a go getter. I want like a jet setter.

• 41:08Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, you want someone that's like in the know.

• 41:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:10Alex Cooper?

  So I feel like these are huge opportunities for you to meet men.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I'm gonna get my act together and I'll report back.

• 41:17Alex Cooper?

  I'm really proud of you, though. I think that you are, you have the right mindset. We now just need to like, wait, what happened at your high school reunion?

• 41:25Speaker 03

  So, last I told the daddy gang was about my high school reunion.

• 41:31Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, we've been potting a lot, guys. Catch up.

• 41:32Speaker 03

  Thanksgiving episode, I was talking about how I was about to go to my high school reunion.

• 41:38Alex Cooper?

  You were gonna see your arch nemesis.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  I was about to say, I went off on my arch nemesis.

• 41:41Alex Cooper?

  Was she there?

• 41:42Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 41:43Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Okay. So in that episode, I told a story about my high school boyfriend cheating on me at prom with my arch nemesis.

• 41:50Alex Cooper?

  Classic.

• 41:51Speaker 03

  And that podcast episode aired three days before the high school reunion. So I had a little bit of anxiety going into my high school reunion, like, is he gonna be there? Is she gonna be there? Did they hear me just like pop off on them? Did they think that like I'm still like,

• 42:06Alex Cooper?

  Obsessed. Like in love.

• 42:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:09Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 42:09Speaker 03

  And just like, what's the interaction gonna be? So I did some intel. I knew, as I said in that episode, that my arch nemesis loves Snapchat. So I got back in the old Snapchat.

• 42:21Alex Cooper?

  I love how you are saying that you know your arch nemesis loves Snapchat. Again, for context, We are talking freshman and sophomore yet like we're talking high school when this girl used Snapchat. That would be like saying you and I love Snapchat. That's like saying I love MySpace. Okay. You're literally living in the olden age of something that you knew in high school. This woman could have gone through 10 different lives since then. But yeah, she loves Snapchat.

• 42:50Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, she did because I logged right back into my Snapchat and I checked her Snapchat story, which was active. And I confirmed she was not in the state of Pennsylvania. She was not going to be at the reunion. Boom. She's out. Only contender left. My high school ex. Is he gonna be at the high school reunion?

• 43:08Alex Cooper?

  I'm actually really proud of you. And I feel like half of this is like the things that I've taught you because you're so not a stalker. Like you're so not doing recon.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  No.

• 43:16Alex Cooper?

  But you so are getting in there for this. Oh, I love this. Okay.

• 43:20Speaker 03

  So I'm getting dressed and ready to go have my mom drop me off to meet my girlfriends.

• 43:27Alex Cooper?

  So humbling.

• 43:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. To have my mom go drop me off to meet my girlfriends. So we could like pregame for the high school reunion. And my mom's a ride or die. My mom's a homie. She puts me on her back.

• 43:39Alex Cooper?

  She wants to be one with the girls.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:42Alex Cooper?

  Like if she could have slept over with your friends.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:44Alex Cooper?

  You know, she'd be like, I'm.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  She'd be up in there.

• 43:46Alex Cooper?

  If you invited her, she'd be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:48Speaker 03

  So my mom, I'm getting ready to walk out the door. My mom goes, Lair, Lair, Lair, we got movement. I'm like, what's going on, Karen?

• 43:56Alex Cooper?

  Just for context, her mom has a southern accent.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  And I go over and she's like, Lair, bleep, that's my high school ex boyfriend just watched my Instagram story. Do you know what this means, Lair?

• 44:08Alex Cooper?

  No. It's so good, Lauren. He's so in love with you. No, no, no. You. Okay. So first of all, this is like the one thing that you did tell me on break because we were like, save it for the podcast, save it for the podcast. And then when you told me.

• 44:21Speaker 03

  I think I texted you and Matt texted me and I said, he watched my mom's Instagram story.

• 44:26Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 44:26Speaker 03

  He's trying to fuck tonight.

• 44:27Alex Cooper?

  No, not only is he trying to fuck tonight, he literally thinks you're soulmates and is obsessed with you. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry if he sees this, but you can't fucking tell me. We are 30 years old and your high school ex boyfriend who you do not speak to, you guys aren't like friends.

• 44:42Speaker 03

  I haven't, no, I haven't, I have not made contact with him in probably like nine years.

• 44:46Alex Cooper?

  Nine years. Is viewing your mother's Instagram story?

• 44:50Speaker 03

  And to top it off, I was like, Mom, because she keeps tabs. She knows who's viewing every story.

• 44:56Alex Cooper?

  Oh, yeah. Because she's got like 10. Yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 03

  I'm like, Mom, is he a regular or is this a new view? And she's like, new viewer, new view.

• 45:04Alex Cooper?

  Can you imagine, everybody close your eyes right now. Can you imagine you have not talked to your high school boyfriend in fucking 10 years? And you're going to your high school reunion and your fucking mother alerts you that this motherfucking creeper is viewing her story. First of all, that is fucking insane. Second of all.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Oh, I was close my eyes, I'm like.

• 45:19Alex Cooper?

  Yeah. Second of all, all that's telling me is he's trying to see if you are in town.

• 45:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:25Alex Cooper?

  And you're going to the high school fucking reunion because what the fuck else is he doing creeping around the corner? In December.

• 45:31Speaker 03

  Mm hmm. Okay, so then, now, I get to the pregame and me and the girls are like hyping it up. I'm like, oh, my God, he's gonna be there. I'm gonna see him for the first time in nine years. Like, do you think he's mad at me? Do you think he watched the podcast? Is he about to confront me? Like, if he confronts me, like, what do I say? Like, actually, do you think there's gonna be like, just like this, like, fuck you? And then grab me and make out with me?

• 45:51Alex Cooper?

  Sexual tension.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  We're running all the scenarios in our heads.

• 45:53Alex Cooper?

  So fun, so fun.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  So we get to the high school reunion and we get there 30 minutes late because we're cool.

• 46:00Alex Cooper?

  Of course.

• 46:00Speaker 03

  And then.

• 46:01Alex Cooper?

  Can't be early.

• 46:02Speaker 03

  No. And so now we're, it's like an hour and a half into the high school reunion. And me and my friends are kind of like keeping tabs on the door, like, is he here? Is he gonna walk in? Is he gonna walk in?

• 46:13Alex Cooper?

  And also at that point, also, it's not like you're obsessed because obviously he's obsessed. But like, I'm like trying to clear your name before you like fuck yourself here. But I do want to say.

• 46:21Speaker 03

  It was just like a bit that we were all.

• 46:23Alex Cooper?

  It's so fun.

• 46:23Speaker 03

  It was just like a bit that we were all like running in our heads, like, what is gonna happen?

• 46:27Alex Cooper?

  It was so fun because what the fuck else are you waiting for? Like, oh, hi, Patricia, like, how's your?

• 46:32Speaker 03

  Where do you live now?

• 46:33Alex Cooper?

  Like, insurance job? Like, no, you want to see your first, like.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  I just wanna.

• 46:37Alex Cooper?

  You want to see your fucking high school love?

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:39Alex Cooper?

  Okay, come on.

• 46:40Speaker 03

  Okay, so an hour and a half, I'm like, I grabbed my friend and I'm like, let's just go ask the woman working the door, like, is his name on the guest list? Like, let's just go ask, is his name on the guest list? So we walk up.

• 46:51Alex Cooper?

  Because you had to RSVP?

• 46:52Speaker 03

  You had to RSVP and like pay so that like you have like a wristband for the open bar.

• 46:55Alex Cooper?

  Oh, my God.

• 46:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's an open bar. So imagine where.

• 46:58Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 46:59Speaker 03

  Where I'm at here when I go this way.

• 47:01Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, you're probably like 19 drinks deep and on an edible, like, hello, ma'am.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  So we go up to the woman working the door, who has the list and like who RSVP'd and paid.

• 47:13Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  And I'm like, is his name on the list? And she's like, no. We and this girl make eye contact and I know she's daddy gang and I know we're vibing on like a different frequency. So I'm like.

• 47:26Alex Cooper?

  Again. Open bar, keep in mind Lauren thinks that she's vibing with this door woman and Lauren thinks this woman is daddy gay. This woman could be like so unaware and is like, what is wrong with this girl? She's a staring problem. But okay, yeah, she's daddy gay. She's an ally.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's

• 47:48Speaker 03

  she's an ally. No, oh, no, she's an ally. Listen up. Buckle up. So I look at her and I say, I need your help. I'm about to maybe have a faded run in with my high school boyfriend and like I need to like crank it up a little bit.

• 48:03Alex Cooper?

  Did you say a faded run in?

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Fated, like fate, like a faded.

• 48:09Alex Cooper?

  Is that a saying?

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Nope.

• 48:10Alex Cooper?

  I love it. A faded run in. I thought you like said faded, like I'm faded on this fucking juice, girl. I've had a couple of whiskeys. I'm throwing it back. Okay.

• 48:19Speaker 03

  So I'm like, I'm gonna, are you down? I'm gonna give you his number. You're gonna call him and say, hey, this is Karen. I'm working the door at blah, blah, blah bar. Someone actually paid for your wristband. Are you, when are you gonna be here to pick it up?

• 48:36Alex Cooper?

  You think he's that dead broke that he'll come? The only reason he's not coming is because of the $15 wristband?

• 48:43Speaker 03

  It was 50 and like, maybe he was just in the area, out in Philly, like didn't know if he wanted to stop by. But like if the bartender or if the door woman is calling him to say, someone wants you here so bad that they paid for your wristband. Just stop by for a free open bar. Like fuck it. Let's go. Right?

• 49:02Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, fair. I would do. I'd be like,

• 49:05Speaker 03

  Um, he doesn't answer. She leaves a voicemail and

• 49:10Alex Cooper?

  What does she say?

• 49:11Speaker 03

  Exactly what I told her to.

• 49:13Alex Cooper?

  I'm picturing you like seconds away from grabbing the phone, being like, it's me, baby. You're like holding yourself back all your fucking free will is like, don't grab the phone. Don't grab the phone.

• 49:22Speaker 03

  Well, he didn't answer and it went to voicemail and I never heard from him or never saw him.

• 49:28Alex Cooper?

  So you're exposing yourself right now on call her daddy to millions of people that you are in fact, the girl that had Karen from the bar, call him and try to get him and lure him to the bar. So you could see him.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  I wasn't trying to see him to hook up with him or anything like that.

• 49:44Alex Cooper?

  What were you looking for?

• 49:44Speaker 03

  A little rendezvous, just a little like

• 49:47Alex Cooper?

  Fair, because at least he's not gay and we know that.

• 49:52Alex Cooper?

  Lauren and we-

• 49:53Speaker 03

  A little like-

• 49:54Alex Cooper?

  That fucking sucks though that like I actually-

• 49:57Speaker 03

  Well, so since I've downloaded Instagram, I've requested him and he won't accept my friend request. So I think he saw the first episode.

• 50:06Alex Cooper?

  But also, we do not want him.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  No, I don't, I don't, I don't want him. I don't want him.

• 50:12Alex Cooper?

  Then what are we doing?

• 50:14Speaker 03

  It's-

• 50:15Alex Cooper?

  No, you just want-

• 50:15Speaker 03

  I just wanted to stir the pot a little bit.

• 50:17Alex Cooper?

  No, you want him-

• 50:19Speaker 03

  No, I don't want him.

• 50:20Alex Cooper?

  To the view can pull back and then you could be like, ew, I don't want you anymore. That's so high school. But you want him to come to you so then you can fucking bounce.

• 50:28Speaker 03

  I don't know what I want.

• 50:29Alex Cooper?

  Who has she become? It is crazy. Like, I don't know if anyone feels this babe, but no matter how far away you get from your hometown, it's the saying of like, you can take a bitch out of Philly, but you can't take the Philly out of a bitch or whatever the fuck the saying is. Okay. Oh, also people got so mad at me when I was like, I will always be Philly. They're like, you're from the fucking suburbs cunt. I was like, okay, first of all, fuck off. It's not the same thing.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  No.

• 50:55Alex Cooper?

  But you know what I'm saying? We went to Philly every fucking day. Second of all, it's weird how no matter where you go in life, stirs up those emotions of when you're like an adolescent because remember, did I tell you that my-

• 51:06Speaker 03

  I think I was regressing.

• 51:08Alex Cooper?

  You'll think. No, did I tell you that my ex-boyfriend randomly texted me a picture of the Look At Me Now song by Chris Brown out of the blue and just texted that to me?

• 51:18Speaker 03

  When?

• 51:19Alex Cooper?

  In November.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 51:20Alex Cooper?

  And just like a picture of like, look at me now. And I couldn't tell if he was saying like-

• 51:23Speaker 03

  Look at you or look at him?

• 51:23Alex Cooper?

  Exactly.

• 51:26Speaker 03

  Look at you? Like, I don't know what he's up to, but like, look at you kind of makes sense.

• 51:30Alex Cooper?

  I was thinking that, but it says, look at me. Like, I couldn't tell. So I just didn't answer because I was like, I'm not sure.

• 51:34Speaker 03

  You're also married.

• 51:35Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah. It was just like a little-

• 51:36Speaker 03

  I'm not married.

• 51:38Alex Cooper?

  You're looking for-

• 51:38Speaker 03

  I'm single.

• 51:39Alex Cooper?

  You're looking to get fingered.

• 51:40Speaker 03

  If you didn't know.

• 51:42Alex Cooper?

  Okay. So you had like, you, wait, did you have any, I'm blowing up your spot. I forgot you told me.

• 51:47Speaker 03

  What?

• 51:47Alex Cooper?

  You had a make out though.

• 51:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:51Alex Cooper?

  Rewind and zoom in on her face when she just said, yeah. Oh, who are you? I'm upset. You had a make out.

• 52:00Speaker 03

  I had a make out, but not with my high school boyfriend.

• 52:02Alex Cooper?

  No, with a different man. Okay, now that we are in our era of you are single, we do not want you to end up with a gay man. Although we are allies, we want to keep our gays in our girls and then we want to keep the dicks that we want to suck and fuck over here for you to marry. Um, I have a little game on my phone that I, if anyone is single, or even if you're fucking married or in a relationship, I don't give a shit. Just play with us because this is going to be fun. So I have a game for Lauren and basically I'm going to ask you a question and I want to know if you would swipe right or left. I don't know right or left. I don't know. Is right good, left bad? I don't know. So just say.

• 52:39Speaker 03

  Yes or no?

• 52:40Alex Cooper?

  Yes or no? Yes or no? Okay, ready? We're going to start easy. Okay. Hopefully. He has multiple mirror selfies on his profile.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Multiple? Absolutely not. Like, maybe, maybe I could let one slide, but like context matters.

• 52:59Alex Cooper?

  Okay, like what context would you be okay? Can you imagine Matt taking a mirror selfie?

• 53:03Speaker 03

  Like mirror selfie? Like if you're like stuntin' and posing?

• 53:07Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 53:07Speaker 03

  No.

• 53:08Alex Cooper?

  Okay, let's try to think of what is, what would be okay. I feel like a man mirror selfie.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  Like maybe if like you're wearing like a really funny costume for like a theme, something you're just like snapping it like, huh, funny costume.

• 53:18Alex Cooper?

  Yes, I was thinking the same thing, although a really random image came to my mind. He's outside at a cabin and there is a, there's a mirror like outdoor and he's like, like with his friends, like drinking beer, like, well, that may be too frat bro. No, it ha- wait, okay.

• 53:34Speaker 03

  I?

• 53:35Alex Cooper?

  No, no. I take all of that back. I was thinking.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  Cause imagine?

• 53:40Alex Cooper?

  It has to feel like he was in a moment.

• 53:42Speaker 03

  Yes, spur of the moment, quick, like, I'm at a sporting stadium.

• 53:46Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, but not in the bathroom.

• 53:50Alex Cooper?

  Not, it has to be like, yeah, like.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  Maybe he's walking by a mirror and someone snaps it up him.

• 53:57Alex Cooper?

  But that's still frat bro energy?

• 53:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:59Alex Cooper?

  No, I think you're right. The energy would be. Like if they're in a costume, is that also frat boy energy? I it has again, if he's like,

• 54:09Speaker 03

  It's okay.

• 54:10Alex Cooper?

  Context around it.

• 54:11Speaker 03

  Context is really important. If there's multiple, absolutely not.

• 54:15Alex Cooper?

  One mirror selfie and the context has to make sense. We're struggling to find the context of the mirror selfie. That would be like acceptable.

• 54:21Speaker 03

  If you find it.

• 54:21Alex Cooper?

  Send it in.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 54:22Alex Cooper?

  Everyone comment down below. When is it acceptable for a man to take a mirror selfie? Cause I'm struggling.

• 54:28Speaker 03

  I know when that's the right time.

• 54:29Alex Cooper?

  I'm struggling. Okay. Um, his first photo is shirtless.

• 54:34Speaker 03

  Absolutely no.

• 54:36Alex Cooper?

  It's unacceptable.

• 54:36Speaker 03

  One shirtless photo?

• 54:37Alex Cooper?

  The only context that a shirtless photo would be.

• 54:41Speaker 03

  You're really far away. Like, I don't want to be able to see any lines. Like, you need to be far away. We're like, you're just trying to show me more that like, you go to beaches and like you go on vacations, but you're not trying to show me your body. You're more trying to show me the scenery and you being shirtless is a byproduct of the scenery, but you're not trying to get up in there and like, I shouldn't be able to see any crevices. Cause you should be that far away from the camera.

• 55:03Alex Cooper?

  And if we can see crevices that far away from the camera, when obviously to know that like you have a nice body, but I agree, it should not be like.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  Your body's not the focus, the scenery.

• 55:12Alex Cooper?

  Could be cool is if he was like on a hike with people.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  And he just summoned a mountain and he's so excited that he just summoned a mountain. So he rips his shirt off. He's off the mountain.

• 55:22Alex Cooper?

  Yes, no, he has his shirt almost like around his neck. His shoulders or his neck and he's so hot and he's sweaty. So he took his shirt off. And he's doing one of those like, when men do this, what is this thing? Do you know what they do this to the, they're like pointing to the person next to them? Do you know what I'm talking about? Boys do that. Shut the fuck up. But no, I think, I think it's around their neck.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:43Alex Cooper?

  Okay. All of his, no, all of his prompts are knock, knock jokes. No. Um.

• 55:47Speaker 03

  Oh, I will talk about prompts though.

• 55:50Alex Cooper?

  Okay. Talk to me about prompts.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  Cause you haven't been on the apps in a little bit.

• 55:53Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  So like prompts are.

• 55:55Alex Cooper?

  A huge.

• 55:56Speaker 03

  Prompts are huge on hinge. Like I, or like all the apps. I don't know.

• 55:59Alex Cooper?

  But hinge specifically.

• 56:00Speaker 03

  And I am proud of my prompts.

• 56:05Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 56:07Alex Cooper?

  Do you want to, is that you being like, asking me about my prompts?

• 56:13Alex Cooper?

  What's going on with your prompts, Lauren?

• 56:31Alex Cooper?

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• 57:13Alex Cooper?

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• 57:59Alex Cooper?

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• 58:38Alex Cooper?

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• 59:23Alex Cooper?

  What's going on with your prompts, Lauren?

• 59:26Speaker 03

  Okay, so one of my prompts that gets the most traction is it's let's debate this topic. The top sheet is useless.

• 59:38Alex Cooper?

  I fucking remember when you were telling me about this, but then you started lingering too long on the fucking top sheet conversation.

• 59:45Speaker 03

  This is what I was gonna say. Okay, so now when everyone slides in, they're all going for the top sheet convo. So now I have like 20 conversations going ham about whether or not you use a top sheet. Like I can like, oh, I feel so much firmer since I got rid of the top sheet. Oh, I'm bold. I got rid of the top sheet.

• 1:00:02Alex Cooper?

  Like you now, you almost have prompts to go with once they start the conversation.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I can, I can give you five top sheet jokes right off the top of my head.

• 1:00:09Alex Cooper?

  You can just kind of blackout and then eventually you want to transition the conversation.

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  Yes, because the danger is I can't go on a date with someone when all we've talked about is whether you have a top sheet or not on your bed.

• 1:00:19Alex Cooper?

  And when Lauren showed me one of her dating app conversations, I was like, babe, I'm scrolling and we're still on the fucking top sheet, which is where you really have to be careful. Like I think something that my advice for dating apps that I gave to you was, and I used to do this a lot, was I can be sarcastic. Like I think that was one of my like flirt.

• 1:00:40Speaker 03

  Like banter.

• 1:00:41Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, banter and like I used to do that all the time. The problem is if you don't.

• 1:00:48Alex Cooper?

  Get out of that zone somewhat in the beginning days of speaking.

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  Before, before the actual date.

• 1:00:54Alex Cooper?

  Before the actual date. I find it very hard to transition your relationship out of the banter stage to being like sweet and romantic and like.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  Not shitting on each other.

• 1:01:03Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, because I remember, um, it was the Canadian and it was this Canadian hockey player that I used to hook up with and we were both Leos, which was just a fucking disaster in general. But I remember every single fucking time I was with him, we were constantly trying to one up each other and we were constantly just bantering. And if you were at a dinner with us, like we would go to a lot of group things and people were like, you two are so fucking insane together. It's hilarious to watch. But I was also like, I also want you to like cuddle me and like.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  And then you end the date and you're like, wait, I know nothing about you.

• 1:01:36Alex Cooper?

  It's almost like a competition of if you can keep the banter going and it gets exhausting. And I find that you almost regret that you never were just like normal, sweet conversations. And then you can, so be careful, daddy gang, that you go, don't get stuck in the banter phase because as fun as it is to find some that you're like, okay, this person can fucking banter.

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:56Alex Cooper?

  Eventually you're gonna run out of like legroom to be like, it's now would be weird for us to have a romantic, loving moment because we're so joking with each other. Okay, good to know. Um, okay, next. Your ex is in one of his pictures.

• 1:02:13Speaker 03

  I'm in a little bit of a destructive mode right now.

• 1:02:17Alex Cooper?

  What is going on with you?

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  I don't know. So like, I would probably just like.

• 1:02:24Alex Cooper?

  Go for it?

• 1:02:24Speaker 03

  No, no, I wouldn't.

• 1:02:26Alex Cooper?

  You were about to say some, you, what, go ahead, say what you were gonna say.

• 1:02:30Speaker 03

  No, because like, no.

• 1:02:34Alex Cooper?

  How long do you have to wait?

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  To fuck his friend?

• 1:02:38Alex Cooper?

  Yeah. I think it has to be like a year and a half.

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  That's murky territory.

• 1:02:47Alex Cooper?

  No, I feel like, cause what if it's like, you know, love stories. Like if you go to fuck a guy that your ex is friends with, again, if it's his best fucking friend, that's just, that's mean. Cause it's also kind of weird in hindsight, like if his best friend would fuck you, then I don't like what that says about him and his morals. But if it was a guy in his friend group that he was always just kind of around, but you guys never hung out. But like, then you.

• 1:03:13Speaker 03

  I think you'd have to be like, am I doing this to like, get closer to him? Have like a little bit like one leg into like a circle of his life? Am I doing this? Cause I hope he's gonna hear about it.

• 1:03:27Alex Cooper?

  Ooh, yeah. Or is it like you move to a new city and you see a friend that was his friend?

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  New city, that's safe.

• 1:03:32Alex Cooper?

  Or you also have to check with yourself, depending on the way that you broke up with your ex is like, are you also leaning into it for the familiarity? That's just like comforting to you? Or do you like actually like this guy to like this guy? Okay. So there's a lot of dynamics at play here. Interesting. Daddy getting right into us if this has happened to you. Um, he's six, 11.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, baby.

• 1:03:52Alex Cooper?

  What?

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  Six, 11. How tall is that?

• 1:03:55Alex Cooper?

  Can we talk about that for a second? Six, Lauren, six, 11.

• 1:03:58Speaker 03

  Can you like, give me an?

• 1:03:59Alex Cooper?

  If you were doing 69, your fucking, your fucking face would be at his nipple.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  How tall do you, like, what do you think is a sex celeb? Like what?

• 1:04:09Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, Matt, Matt is six, three.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:04:13Alex Cooper?

  No, no, I, I actually think six, 11.

• 1:04:15Speaker 03

  Are there six, 11 people?

• 1:04:17Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, have you ever watched the NBA?

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  They're six, 11?

• 1:04:20Alex Cooper?

  Yes, they're seven feet.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  Can you, wait, let me Google how, let me Google average NBA player height.

• 1:04:25Alex Cooper?

  Lauren, seven feet.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:04:27Alex Cooper?

  Not average maybe, but I think Google it.

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:04:30Alex Cooper?

  From what I understand, a lot of like the crew boys in, at BU were really tall. And I just remember, I've never hooked up with someone that tall, but I remember my friends always saying, oh my God, sex is so hard. Because also if you're riding on top and you're looking at him, you go to kiss him. It's like your head would fall down and you just hit like nipple. Like you can't even reach up to him. Like the proportions are off. Tell me.

• 1:04:55Speaker 03

  The average height of an NBA player is six foot, six and a half inches.

• 1:05:02Alex Cooper?

  Is that true?

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  That's what AI, that's why AI Google's saying.

• 1:05:08Speaker 03

  And how tall is Matt?

• 1:05:10Alex Cooper?

  6'3". Although it says he's shorter on the line and it really upsets him. Business can wait for two seconds. What is the average height of an NBA player? Like, what's the average?

• 1:05:19Speaker 04

  I mean, Google it, but I would probably say 6'5". 6'4", 6'5".

• 1:05:24Alex Cooper?

  Really? And but there are people that are 6'11".

• 1:05:28Speaker 04

  Yes, but then there's people who are 6'1". So like, maybe 6'5" is 6'6" is probably the average.

• 1:05:33Alex Cooper?

  But there are men that are 7 foot in the NBA.

• 1:05:36Speaker 04

  There's men that are 7'3".

• 1:05:38Alex Cooper?

  Thank you. Love you.

• 1:05:44Alex Cooper?

  But listen, I'm telling you.

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  You're gonna see us next week courtside.

• 1:05:49Alex Cooper?

  Lauren's like, I want him throwing me around. But do you understand what I'm saying logistic? I love how we're saying it's too tall, but listen to me. Think about it. You are riding a man.

• 1:06:01Alex Cooper?

  I love what we're doing like science.

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Alex Cooper?

  You are riding this man.

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  No, we need him to be longer. This is him.

• 1:06:10Alex Cooper?

  You are riding this man. You're riding this man. Okay, here. You go to kiss him and his head is here. But think about that. You can't reach him. So you can't make out when you're riding him. You.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  That's a big knock.

• 1:06:27Alex Cooper?

  Dog. Well, I guess it depends the intimacy level if you're just trying to fuck. But do you understand what I'm saying? You can't 69. You're so far away when you're sucking his dick that you can't really like make eye contact. He's like a mile away. But like, I think there's definitely positives to date. Does anyone? Is anyone in a relationship with a man that's 7 foot? Let us know.

• 1:06:48Speaker 03

  6'11".

• 1:06:48Alex Cooper?

  And I don't want to discriminate. I'm just saying for you, I can tell with you. I think you want big, but I don't know if you want that big. But if it's love.

• 1:06:59Alex Cooper?

  Okay, okay. Next question. What the fuck was my question? Oh, 6'11". It's a good question. It's a good question. Oh.

• 1:07:07Alex Cooper?

  A baby voice in his voice prompt.

• 1:07:09Speaker 03

  Whenever there's a voice prompt on a dating app, I don't listen because I know I'll immediately get the ick.

• 1:07:13Alex Cooper?

  I think that it's the worst fucking thing that they did to that app.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  What does a man doing a baby voice even sound like?

• 1:07:18Alex Cooper?

  I don't know, but I know that men do it and I actually think ladies, I know it's probably like feels counterintuitive, but I actually genuinely believe, I remember when I was looking at your hinge and I was like, do not click on that. Don't click on their voice prompts because if they have one, they're probably trying to do something funny and they don't understand like it's gonna give you the ick. And maybe he is like a good guy, but he's like.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  Maybe he's a stand up comedian, but like save it for the stage.

• 1:07:42Alex Cooper?

  He's vegan.

• 1:07:43Speaker 03

  That's like, like that's not a deal breaker, but that's a big inconvenience.

• 1:07:47Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, like, come on, like, I wanna go have.

• 1:07:50Speaker 03

  Steak.

• 1:07:51Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:07:51Speaker 03

  And sushi.

• 1:07:52Alex Cooper?

  Um, okay. Oh, his frat Greek letters are in his bio and he's thirty years old.

• 1:07:58Speaker 03

  In the bio, get the fuck out of here. If you even bring up what fraternity you were in on our first date, also like.

• 1:08:05Alex Cooper?

  Get the fuck out of here. I agree. Um, he's hot, but his outfits are horrible.

• 1:08:13Alex Cooper?

  I think it's okay. Like there's room to grow.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:16Alex Cooper?

  But I also would have to like meet him in person because maybe he's like a.

• 1:08:19Speaker 03

  Some men are resistant to change.

• 1:08:21Alex Cooper?

  I couldn't have a guy that like actually like, like looks like to the point where I'm like, we're going on a date night and I'm just like never getting turned on.

• 1:08:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:29Alex Cooper?

  Okay, fair. I think that's it.

• 1:08:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Alex Cooper?

  I feel like we did it.

• 1:08:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:32Alex Cooper?

  Okay. So I think this is like a fun game, you guys, that Lauren and I are just trying to figure out like who is Lauren going to end up with? And we're all.

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  We're in, we're in no rush.

• 1:08:40Alex Cooper?

  We're in no rush and I feel like we're all very invested in this journey of yours and I think people are really enjoying it. Like the last couple of episodes that we've done, I feel like people are really enjoying the conversation around you being single, getting out of our relationship at thirty, like you shared with us and like you're so young and you have so much opportunity. And I like that you're kind of like dipping in and doing dates when you're in the mood and then you're kind of going on a little hiatus. And I think that is a great, um, that's a great strategy. Like, don't force yourself, like, don't feel bad if you haven't gone on dates in a couple of months, daddy gang. Like maybe you're just not ready and you're probably like, your body is probably telling you like. You need to focus on yourself a little bit more. Maybe you want to focus on work right now. Like, don't get mad at yourself if you go in flux of like going on a bunch of dates and then

• 1:09:25Alex Cooper?

  stopping. I think that's normal, right?

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, that's, um, next time we podcast, you know, I'm inviting myself back.

• 1:09:32Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, come back. You're always here.

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  Next time we podcast, um, we can debate the fact that I do not agree with my therapist.

• 1:09:40Alex Cooper?

  Yes, let's finish with this.

• 1:09:42Speaker 03

  My therapist told me that, because I don't want a relationship right now, and she was like, well, why are you going on dates if you don't want a relationship? So you out there ponder on that.

• 1:09:54Alex Cooper?

  Do you agree that Lauren should not be dating if she doesn't want a relationship? Or do you think it's completely fine that Lauren is going on dates, but she doesn't want a relationship? We will leave you with that, with that big, big, big question mark. And we are going to go have wine and watch football with Matt. So God bless, and thank you guys so much for listening to another lovely episode of Call Her Daddy. And you know the drill, I will see you fuckers next Wednesday. Goodbye.

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