Umm. Hmm. Ok. Oh Absolutely.

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• 1:06Connor Wood?

  Okay, well, I met some young women the other day when I was at my friend's birthday, and they came up to me and they go, "You've been talking to us." And I go, "Pardon?" They go, "You've been talking to us." Now, I've been DMing Royal Otis a lot on Instagram.

• 1:19Brooke Averick?

  No. Don't tell me.

• 1:22Connor Wood?

  I didn't realize I'd been DMing two young women a lot on Instagram because they are running the Royal Otis account. So, thank you, thank you too. Thank you to my chosen family, those two women that are running the Royal Otis account.

• 1:33Brooke Averick?

  I had the impression I was speaking to Otis.

• 1:36Connor Wood?

  I was, or Royal. I don't, I didn't really care. One of the two young men, I wouldn't really care.

• 1:45Brooke Averick?

  Well, I thought I was talking to Otis, so.

• 1:47Connor Wood?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:48Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 2:07Connor Wood?

  When's the last time I recorded in this part of my home?

• 2:12Connor Wood?

  Oh my god.

• 2:13Brooke Averick?

  I don't know. Why? What are you seeing?

• 2:19Connor Wood?

  I think this is my banana.

• 2:20Brooke Averick?

  Ew, ew Connor, ew. No, that's not okay. No, absolutely not. No Connor. No, put it down. Down, boy. Wait, was it-

• 2:32Connor Wood?

  Where did it go?

• 2:35Brooke Averick?

  Was it just the peel or a full banana?

• 2:37Connor Wood?

  No, no, no, no. I mean-

• 2:41Brooke Averick?

  That is a Peruvian puff pepper.

• 2:45Connor Wood?

  I'd like to propose a toast. Um, hang on.

• 2:49Brooke Averick?

  Do not peel it.

• 2:50Connor Wood?

  Like, this is- No, I'm not gonna- there's nothing to peel. I'm not kidding, it's-

• 2:54Brooke Averick?

  Skin?

• 2:54Connor Wood?

  It's a completely dehydrated banana.

• 2:56Brooke Averick?

  Was it just the skin or was there a banana inside?

• 2:59Connor Wood?

  No, there was a banana in this.

• 3:02Brooke Averick?

  Whoa.

• 3:03Connor Wood?

  Like, call me crazy, but I don't really understand where-

• 3:05Brooke Averick?

  That is jet black.

• 3:06Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I can't even look. Where is it?

• 3:09Brooke Averick?

  I've never seen a food of any kind turn that shade of midnight sky.

• 3:20Brooke Averick?

  Did you-

• 3:22Connor Wood?

  Hello? 911, want your emergency?

• 3:26Connor Wood?

  You lost your banana?

• 3:27Brooke Averick?

  I don't want you to put it that close to your face.

• 3:30Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 3:32Connor Wood?

  Oh wow, that smells something like I've never experienced. I think it fermented a bit.

• 3:37Brooke Averick?

  Fermented?

• 3:38Connor Wood?

  Ew. Um, well that's a testament to how clean my home is. There's-

• 3:43Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 3:43Connor Wood?

  There's no- I mean, there's not a fruit fly in sight.

• 3:46Brooke Averick?

  That took my breath away.

• 3:47Connor Wood?

  Anyway, now that we got that out of the way. Hey Brooke.

• 3:51Brooke Averick?

  Hi Connor.

• 3:52Connor Wood?

  Welcome back to Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast, you little thing.

• 3:55Brooke Averick?

  Ooh, I'm still thinking about that banana.

• 3:58Connor Wood?

  I know, I'm looking at it, so-

• 4:00Brooke Averick?

  It's giving me the same feeling in my stomach that Chapel Run's red carpet dress gave me.

• 4:07Connor Wood?

  At the Grammys?

• 4:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Like, ow. You know what I mean?

• 4:12Connor Wood?

  The banana's giving you the same feeling as, as like a satin dress dangling from her nips?

• 4:18Brooke Averick?

  Yes, like, ow. Like, ooh, like, crin- like, cringe, like my body hur- like, it's like hurting me.

• 4:28Connor Wood?

  I was just kind of thinking like, not that like a dress is weighing a ton on your shoulders, but I was like, how nice to take the weight off your shoulders for a moment and put it-

• 4:35Brooke Averick?

  Those are her boobs.

• 4:36Connor Wood?

  Right, of course.

• 4:37Brooke Averick?

  Or those are her nips.

• 4:40Brooke Averick?

  But, yeah. But it's just like making me wince, I guess.

• 4:46Brooke Averick?

  For different reasons.

• 4:47Connor Wood?

  What are some other things you could hang from your nipples? I'm thinking like, if you only wanted to make one trip from the car after you've gone to the grocery store, how nice would it be? If your nipples were able to, if your nipples were up for the challenge, it would be really nice to just carabiner some bags on the one tit.

• 5:01Brooke Averick?

  Honestly, it's not a bad idea to have a harness that has like multiple clips for like five bags. And you can just attach them to your body. Whoa, why has no one done that?

• 5:12Connor Wood?

  I think it's a vest. They have that as a vest.

• 5:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Izzy, would you mind looking up bag carrying vest?

• 5:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I hate that that happens, when this happens.

• 5:29Connor Wood?

  You hate when what happens?

• 5:31Brooke Averick?

  Honestly, they don't really have what I'm talking about. When I invent something and it exists.

• 5:37Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 5:37Brooke Averick?

  No, they don't, oh, that. No, I'm talking about-

• 5:41Connor Wood?

  You can, like, add carabiner to this.

• 5:44Brooke Averick?

  I'm talking about vests with carabiners.

• 5:51Connor Wood?

  Oh, this has gotten very sexual.

• 5:53Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm talking about-

• 5:53Connor Wood?

  Pretty quickly.

• 5:55Brooke Averick?

  Something different, so.

• 5:58Connor Wood?

  Brooke wearing a full leather head-to-toe fit, going to the grocery store. Sorry, it's just to make it, it's just for ease of carrying the-

• 6:04Brooke Averick?

  Sorry, it's my carabiner vest.

• 6:07Connor Wood?

  I'm not really into anything crazy, it's just, it just happened to be leather, but it's for carrying all my bags.

• 6:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Anyway, that's something to think about.

• 6:16Connor Wood?

  We touched on jugs earlier in this podcast. What did we talk about when it was hands-free jugs? Remember, when, I think we were, oh.

• 6:27Brooke Averick?

  We've definitely spoken about jugs, I don't remember what we were saying.

• 6:30Connor Wood?

  When was the last time you interviewed for something?

• 6:34Brooke Averick?

  The last time I, do you mean like for, to get a position? Or like, I was interviewed by like a media outlet?

• 6:41Connor Wood?

  No, no, not a media outlet. Yeah, like you're trying to impress someone via your skills. It maybe doesn't have to be for a job, but more so just like in general.

• 6:54Brooke Averick?

  What is an example of that that wouldn't be interviewing for a job?

• 6:57Connor Wood?

  Like your-

• 6:58Brooke Averick?

  Like a date?

• 7:00Connor Wood?

  Hmm, no, not a date.

• 7:02Brooke Averick?

  My apartment, my apartment, I just like met my landlord when she was giving me a tour. So I wouldn't say that was an interview.

• 7:09Connor Wood?

  No, okay.

• 7:10Brooke Averick?

  I think when I bought, when I last applied for a teaching job.

• 7:14Connor Wood?

  Oh, it's been a while. Did you get to sit down and do an interview and like crush it?

• 7:17Brooke Averick?

  Absolutely not.

• 7:20Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 7:21Brooke Averick?

  For what?

• 7:22Connor Wood?

  I don't know. I had to interview for my apartment.

• 7:24Brooke Averick?

  You did? What kind of questions did they ask you?

• 7:27Connor Wood?

  Like what's your, like what are your hobbies? What do you like to do?

• 7:31Brooke Averick?

  Why do they care?

• 7:33Connor Wood?

  I think they're just trying to get a read. And obviously I lied my butt and cheeks off.

• 7:37Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. What did you say?

• 7:39Connor Wood?

  I was like, I love to swim. I don't know why swimming game I, like I do love-

• 7:43Brooke Averick?

  You do?

• 7:44Connor Wood?

  Of course, every, everyone loves to swim. I don't think that that's like a unique thing to me. But I do think that like, that being top of mind for me does, does let the receiver know like, this young man loves human, basic

• 8:02Connor Wood?

  activity, like that's like a base level activity.

• 8:04Brooke Averick?

  Primal.

• 8:04Connor Wood?

  Yeah, like a primal activity, like a, like an, like an ancestral, um, almost instinctual activity, swimming. And I didn't, there's no bells, there's no whistles, okay? So leave every bell and whistle you thought you had about swimming at the dough. Okay?

• 8:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 8:18Connor Wood?

  I'm talking for the love of the game, bobbing around like an apple.

• 8:24Brooke Averick?

  Perfect.

• 8:25Connor Wood?

  Treading water, sure. Diving underneath, opening my eyes. It doesn't matter the medium of the, of the body of water. It could be chlorine, it could be salt water, it could be fresh.

• 8:35Brooke Averick?

  Have you ever taken a lifeguarding course?

• 8:38Connor Wood?

  I have, yeah.

• 8:39Brooke Averick?

  Have you, how long did you have to tread water for?

• 8:42Connor Wood?

  I don't remember. I think it was like five minutes.

• 8:44Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I think we had to do 10.

• 8:46Connor Wood?

  One of, yeah, one of my friends did it and like we thought he was joking and he like went underwater and he was being FR. And he was underwater in a big way. He cramped, which is like a scary thing. You can cramp. You can totally cramp.

• 9:00Brooke Averick?

  I'm so good at floating on my back that it's like I'm safer in water than I am in land. I'm better at floating on my back than I am standing on my legs.

• 9:10Connor Wood?

  How often are you floating in water? Tell me.

• 9:13Brooke Averick?

  Pretty damn often, Connor.

• 9:15Connor Wood?

  Okay, so when you're floating in water and you turn onto your back.

• 9:19Brooke Averick?

  It's like a ball.

• 9:21Connor Wood?

  Okay, this is me, you're being interviewed.

• 9:23Brooke Averick?

  I am the most buoyant person, you know.

• 9:25Connor Wood?

  Okay, cool. This, like, right now you're nailing the interview. The interview is for the position of tadpole.

• 9:31Brooke Averick?

  Nice.

• 9:33Brooke Averick?

  You know I was a whale in, in my swimming group in camp? Can't get higher than the whales, baby. Cannot get higher than the whales.

• 9:42Connor Wood?

  Pardon?

• 9:43Brooke Averick?

  I was a whale in my swimming group. Looking, like, out of all the levels at camp, I was a whale.

• 9:49Connor Wood?

  Okay, I see.

• 9:50Brooke Averick?

  Not a lot of kids make it to the whales.

• 9:52Connor Wood?

  No, they don't.

• 9:53Brooke Averick?

  You know why I made it to the whales?

• 9:56Connor Wood?

  Why?

• 9:57Brooke Averick?

  Because of my performance on my back.

• 10:01Connor Wood?

  So you have a way with words, young, like, young, young, young hussy.

• 10:04Brooke Averick?

  Thank you. Do not call me young hussy.

• 10:06Connor Wood?

  We have, we have one, one young hussy in the studio. We're joined today with one young hussy. She is great on her back and she is a whale. No, I know.

• 10:16Brooke Averick?

  That's mean.

• 10:17Connor Wood?

  Sorry, she was a whale. So.

• 10:19Brooke Averick?

  I was a whale.

• 10:20Connor Wood?

  Do you remember when? We did that, like, All American Rejects. We watched the music video. In, in the video, it's like. I hate fat people, even though my mom is a whale. It was like, you wrote that down and they put your face in that music for a young man. I hope, I really hope he, I, I hope that came back around, like these 15 minutes of fame. Like, I don't know if he found his 15 minutes within the All American Rejects, I'll Keep You My Dirty Little Secret music video. Like, I don't know if he found what he was looking for. I sure hope that wasn't reflective of something that happened to him, like a lived experience. I really hope that was just like, they were handing out the cards at random and he happened to draw that.

• 10:58Brooke Averick?

  No, I think that was his.

• 11:00Connor Wood?

  That's true, that's truly his darkness in his heart. Like, that is someone, that's like watch list vibes.

• 11:05Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I think that was his and I think his 15 minutes of fame lingered longer than 15. Like, once you hold up a card that says my mom is a whale, like, that will linger in your life.

• 11:14Connor Wood?

  I hope it did. Like, I hope that he had to answer to that.

• 11:17Brooke Averick?

  You deserved it.

• 11:19Connor Wood?

  Did you see the movie The Whale?

• 11:21Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 11:23Connor Wood?

  Did I tell you about my experience watching The Whale?

• 11:24Brooke Averick?

  Sobbing on the plane.

• 11:26Connor Wood?

  Yeah, and then I switched it over to, um, not The Holdovers, Mr. Whatever with Tom Hanks.

• 11:33Brooke Averick?

  Oh, A Man Called Ove, but Otto, right?

• 11:36Connor Wood?

  A man called Otto Ove?

• 11:38Brooke Averick?

  Ove is the book.

• 11:40Connor Wood?

  Oh, you know, one thing about me.

• 11:44Brooke Averick?

  Not a, not a read, not a big reader.

• 11:46Connor Wood?

  No.

• 11:47Brooke Averick?

  I do want to discuss something with you.

• 11:49Connor Wood?

  Wait, are we getting into our book that we talked about last week?

• 11:52Brooke Averick?

  I was kind of gonna mention that, because I, I changed my mind and I wanted to explain.

• 11:58Connor Wood?

  No, you can't change your mind. I was getting really hyped up.

• 12:00Brooke Averick?

  Well, let me pitch you something.

• 12:02Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 12:03Brooke Averick?

  For those of you that don't know, in the bonus a few weeks ago, Connor and I decided to do a book club and we were gonna read Morning Glory Milking Farm, which is a minotaur romance.

• 12:15Connor Wood?

  I think it was just The Milking Farm.

• 12:17Brooke Averick?

  I think it's Morning Glory, baby.

• 12:19Connor Wood?

  I think that was what, is it, are you right?

• 12:21Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 12:22Connor Wood?

  Morning Glory Milking Farm. Okay, so, so if you're wondering like, what could this book be about? It's really just in the title.

• 12:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 12:30Connor Wood?

  Um, and every innuendo that you think that they could be making that, they are. Like, it's pretty much laid out for you.

• 12:37Connor Wood?

  They're jacking off the minotaur.

• 12:38Brooke Averick?

  They, 158%. I was gonna pitch, what about Jane Eyre?

• 12:47Connor Wood?

  Uh, what about Jane Eyre?

• 12:48Brooke Averick?

  What if we did that?

• 12:49Connor Wood?

  Is that a Dyson product? I don't know what?

• 12:52Brooke Averick?

  No, it's like a classic.

• 12:55Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 12:56Brooke Averick?

  Like an old Bronte classic.

• 12:59Connor Wood?

  See, like, we had like a really fun thing going.

• 13:02Brooke Averick?

  I'll do Milking Farm. I'll do Milking Farm.

• 13:03Connor Wood?

  We like met in the mid-

• 13:04Brooke Averick?

  I'll do Milking Farm. I'll do Milking.

• 13:06Connor Wood?

  This- This looks really, really, truly like I'm gonna change my major if this is a required read.

• 13:14Brooke Averick?

  I will do Milking Farm. I just, I saw Wuthering Heights and I made it, I added to my New Year's resolution, read a classic, so, which I don't like want to do it, but like I'm going to. And I thought it would be less painful if you did it with me, but I'll do-

• 13:28Connor Wood?

  I'm down, I'm down to read a classic. Like, it's confusing how they characterize books as classics. Like, I'll read 1984 with you.

• 13:35Brooke Averick?

  No, I mean like one of these that is gonna test my limits.

• 13:40Connor Wood?

  There is a reason why all of these authors killed themselves. These books are snooze fest.

• 13:44Brooke Averick?

  I don't think any of the, I don't think the Bronte sisters did that.

• 13:48Connor Wood?

  They, but they, then they put their heads-

• 13:49Brooke Averick?

  No, you're thinking about Sylvia Plath. I would like to read The Bell Jar as well. That I think I'll actually like.

• 13:54Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I mean, like, I guess I watched Love Island UK and they all, that's a good show. Sorry, I'm not meaning to like-

• 14:02Brooke Averick?

  Where was the connection?

• 14:03Connor Wood?

  They all killed themselves on that show, like-

• 14:05Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

• 14:08Connor Wood?

  Yeah. And I found that out as I was watching that season and it did ruin it for me, which is no surprise. But like knowing that Sylvia Plath did, did go via oven.

• 14:23Connor Wood?

  Like, I think going into it, I'd be like, oh, this is interesting. It's kind of like, you know when like an artist dies and it's like, what's that saying about when an artist dies and you start to appreciate their work more?

• 14:33Brooke Averick?

  I know. I don't know if there's a saying, but that, it's just a thing. Like appreciated postmortem.

• 14:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's like, why don't, how about, how about we appreciate it while we're here? Cause I would, you know? That's almost worth like faking your death for and seeing like what people do with it.

• 14:49Brooke Averick?

  That's my favorite episode of Friends, is when Ross throws himself at a memorial service.

• 14:54Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 14:55Brooke Averick?

  Have you seen that?

• 14:58Connor Wood?

  Yes, of course. No, I haven't. I'm sorry. I don't know why I lied.

• 15:01Brooke Averick?

  It's okay. But, okay, we'll do Morning Glory Milking Farm.

• 15:06Connor Wood?

  I think we do this, this is baseline. Let me grease my wheels a little bit.

• 15:10Brooke Averick?

  Okay. I don't, you're not gonna, I don't think you're gonna love it.

• 15:15Connor Wood?

  The thing is, I don't think you're gonna love it. So I really feel like we're meeting in the middle here.

• 15:19Brooke Averick?

  Look.

• 15:19Connor Wood?

  It's not like-

• 15:20Brooke Averick?

  I could see, see, this is, no, I can't. I was gonna try to convince myself that I could see, like, liking him. I can't get on board with the Minotaur. I can't.

• 15:31Connor Wood?

  Look, there's been many that, okay.

• 15:33Brooke Averick?

  And I can't read-

• 15:34Connor Wood?

  That visual is like, that visual is not my favorite because she's clearly, she's filled the jar up with some, something and she's, she has gloves on, which,

• 15:44Connor Wood?

  the thing is, I can't-

• 15:45Brooke Averick?

  You, we will be tested.

• 15:48Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 15:48Brooke Averick?

  But you know Luke of, of Book Talk Reddit as a social experiment?

• 15:53Connor Wood?

  There in the middle?

• 15:54Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, the one from the tractor.

• 15:56Connor Wood?

  Yeah, he just came across my desk last week and he followed me. So I followed him back.

• 15:59Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Oh, that's great.

• 16:01Connor Wood?

  Oh, he's, he's read this book?

• 16:02Brooke Averick?

  He has, he read it as like, he was like, I will do this, but like, I won't like it. He really liked it.

• 16:09Connor Wood?

  Go figure. Sometimes you, sometimes the milking farm is where you least expect it. Sometimes the milking farm is right under your nose.

• 16:15Brooke Averick?

  Exactly. Sometimes the milking farm is what you find along the way. I'm really nervous.

• 16:21Connor Wood?

  Wow. I'm excited.

• 16:24Brooke Averick?

  When do we start?

• 16:26Connor Wood?

  I gotta get the book. I keep forgetting to get it.

• 16:28Brooke Averick?

  I have it. I bought it for you. You'll get it next week.

• 16:30Connor Wood?

  I have, I have a copy there?

• 16:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I got it. Is he, oh, is he on for us? Can I just see Izzy and just open to a page and kind of see what type of content we'll be working with?

• 16:42Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 16:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, when I get it. Oh, great. No worries. Yeah. Um, okay. So Morning Glory Milking Farm it is. And if you'd like to join our book club, we'll be doing that in bonus, starting-

• 16:52Connor Wood?

  Can we click that?

• 16:53Brooke Averick?

  Later.

• 16:54Connor Wood?

  That bottom, I'm sorry. That bottom right image, and maybe this is a passage-

• 16:58Brooke Averick?

  Oh, a passage?

• 16:59Connor Wood?

  Of the book. "She should have let go. Violet knew that. She told herself she ought to do so immediately, but she was hypnotized by the way his heavy balls throbbed as he came. Each spurt into the milking machine originating beneath her fingertips and she began to squeeze them in, in time, helping him empty every drop." So I'm down for Jane Eyre.

• 17:18Brooke Averick?

  I'm not. I think, I think I can't.

• 17:23Brooke Averick?

  Do you want to do Jane Eyre?

• 17:26Connor Wood?

  Can we? Do you think we could maybe, um?

• 17:29Brooke Averick?

  Or should we find something between Milking Farm and Jane Eyre?

• 17:33Connor Wood?

  I, I think we can find something in between the two.

• 17:37Brooke Averick?

  Um, okay. If you guys have any suggestions for something that meets in the middle of a Bronte classic and heavy balls, please let us know. I can't think of anything.

• 17:50Connor Wood?

  Think of a Venn diagram, Venn, Venn, Venn diagram.

• 17:53Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 17:54Connor Wood?

  What is it called?

• 17:54Brooke Averick?

  Venn diagram.

• 17:55Connor Wood?

  Venn diagram. And think of something right there in the middle.

• 18:00Connor Wood?

  In fact, forget the Venn diagram. Think of like, think about a spectrum and we're thinking Milking Farm on the right and we're thinking Jane Eyre, Bronte Sisters on the left.

• 18:10Brooke Averick?

  I think the key for us is that it has to be out of both of our comfort zones because we have to have a like shared experience. And I think that we'll get that when we venture on the, to the edge of our comfort zone. And a little bit past the edge as well.

• 18:25Connor Wood?

  And is that what, so are you back to morning glory?

• 18:28Brooke Averick?

  Not at all. I'm saying that there's got to be something that meets in the middle that is also out of our comfort zone. Cause like, I could be like, let's read this romance and like, I'll like it, but like you're, you're going to be miserable, you know?

• 18:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Maybe there is a classic that we would both like.

• 18:45Brooke Averick?

  What do you?

• 18:46Connor Wood?

  Which by the way, I have to, I have to bring this up, something that I am so excited about. You know, they're doing a live action, um.

• 18:54Brooke Averick?

  Tangled?

• 18:55Connor Wood?

  Um.

• 18:58Connor Wood?

  They're doing a live action, what's The Boys on the Island?

• 19:01Brooke Averick?

  Where the wild things are?

• 19:02Connor Wood?

  No, the, no, I love that. You know, I love that shit, but hang on, um, Boys on the Island.

• 19:08Brooke Averick?

  Lord of the Flies.

• 19:09Connor Wood?

  Lord of the, they're doing a live action Lord of the Flies.

• 19:11Brooke Averick?

  I've never read that.

• 19:13Connor Wood?

  Do you want to read that?

• 19:14Brooke Averick?

  Did you already read it? I don't want to read that.

• 19:16Connor Wood?

  I mean, years and years and years ago.

• 19:18Brooke Averick?

  I don't, no, I don't want to read that.

• 19:21Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 19:22Brooke Averick?

  But I appreciate it for what it is.

• 19:24Connor Wood?

  Oh, it's a TV series. It's a new four, a new four-part live action TV adaption of Lord of the Flies. Um, it's set to be released on BBC. That's how you, it could be really good because it's on BBC. Um, and it's filmed in Malaysia.

• 19:40Brooke Averick?

  Love.

• 19:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that will be, I'll really enjoy that.

• 19:43Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

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• 20:44Brooke Averick?

  I have a book.

• 20:46Connor Wood?

  I have like a lot of TV stuff to talk about.

• 20:49Brooke Averick?

  Okay, should we just move on from book club?

• 20:52Connor Wood?

  Maybe we circle back and revisit towards the end when we have like a more firm grasp on reality and like what we have in common. Maybe, maybe. Maybe by the end of this, we'll find somewhere in the middle.

• 21:05Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 21:07Connor Wood?

  Okay, let me go, let me go through.

• 21:09Brooke Averick?

  I also have a lot of media to speak of.

• 21:12Connor Wood?

  Media?

• 21:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, like, book. I have a movie, a TV show, and a book, all of which I've consumed since we last spoke.

• 21:23Connor Wood?

  All right, well, do you want to just start with Wuthering Heights? Werther's Originals?

• 21:27Brooke Averick?

  That is, it is tough for me to say. I think I said withering last time, but it's more of like withering.

• 21:33Connor Wood?

  It's more like Werther's Originals than your grandma has at the bottom of her perch.

• 21:38Brooke Averick?

  Wuthering.

• 21:41Brooke Averick?

  Here's what I'll say.

• 21:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 21:44Brooke Averick?

  You guys know I have premiere blindness.

• 21:46Connor Wood?

  Let them know.

• 21:47Brooke Averick?

  So you, you can't really trust this review, unfortunately. I have loved every movie that I have seen at a premiere. That means I also loved It Ends With Us when I saw it at a premiere. Then saw it at home. Hugely different experience. So I don't know. I really, really enjoyed myself and I thought it was great. But again, that being said, I don't know if you can trust me. Um, I do know for a fact, like obviously it was like visually stunning. And I thought the performances were incredible. I had no idea what the story was about. And I would imagine this is very largely different from the book.

• 22:31Brooke Averick?

  That being said, I didn't even know the tone of the story. I thought it was more of like a.

• 22:36Connor Wood?

  Hey, can I jump in real quick?

• 22:38Brooke Averick?

  You may.

• 22:39Connor Wood?

  What are you talking about?

• 22:40Brooke Averick?

  Wuthering Heights.

• 22:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm like, I, I, I don't even know what you're referencing, plot line. What like, what did you, what did you see there? If there was no plot line and you didn't know the tone?

• 22:50Brooke Averick?

  No, I'm talking about the book. I'm saying I didn't know anything about the book going into it.

• 22:56Connor Wood?

  Oh, I see. Sorry. Continue.

• 22:57Brooke Averick?

  It's okay. I didn't know what the tone of the story was. I didn't know what the plot line of the story was. So I was very surprised by the way the movie went.

• 23:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 23:08Brooke Averick?

  And I guess I don't really want to spoil anything, but like, um, I, I also know there are a lot of people who feel very strongly about the book. And I would imagine that you, this movie will not be for you if, if that's the case. Um, but I have.

• 23:20Connor Wood?

  Do you mind really? Can we just like, I'm not going to watch it. I want to be very clear that, um, and you know, I love my boy, one of my closest confidants.

• 23:30Brooke Averick?

  J E was great.

• 23:32Connor Wood?

  G J E.

• 23:33Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 23:34Connor Wood?

  Um, I have been pretty significantly turned off by the press surrounding their.

• 23:43Connor Wood?

  Like off-screen relationship, like whatever's going on with that.

• 23:47Brooke Averick?

  Oh, how like they became emotionally codependent or whatever?

• 23:52Connor Wood?

  Okay, so like there has been like this progression of like every movie that has a male and female lead and, and, and any, actually any leads. Where the movie seems to be dependent on the press around these two maybe having a romantic relationship off-screen, even though like one's married and one's dating and like, will they, won't they? And it's like very, very weird and like, no one's buying this one for some reason and I don't know. Maybe because it just like feels inauthentic.

• 24:25Connor Wood?

  Like Margot Robbie doing an interview and says that she's pretty codependent on Jacob Elordi. She, she found herself looking around for him when she couldn't see him and like didn't know where she, where he was. And I'm like,

• 24:36Connor Wood?

  one, you're married. Not that that's ever stopped anybody. Speed bump, not a stop sign. And it's Jacob Elordi, like no one would blame you, but I, they got matching rings and then they like, I, I don't know. It's like, is it throwing you off at all? You saw the movie, so I don't know. Maybe this is coming-

• 24:49Brooke Averick?

  Um, I think that's just how it goes. I'm like now. I think that's how they sell movies.

• 24:54Connor Wood?

  But like this is a, this is an adaption of a classic. I think people would have been curious enough as it is. You didn't, you don't have to like-

• 25:01Brooke Averick?

  Sex sells.

• 25:01Connor Wood?

  Do this. Do this much. It's just disappointing to me to look at these two A-list, A-list, A-list, A-list celebrities buy into the like, the like,

• 25:12Connor Wood?

  sorry, like Anyone But You press tour. Where it's like, we're fucking, so you guys should see the movie.

• 25:19Brooke Averick?

  I have actually not gotten any romantic vibes between them.

• 25:23Connor Wood?

  It's like the whole press thing.

• 25:24Brooke Averick?

  No, I know, but I haven't gotten romantic vibes. I've just gotten like, like weird vibes.

• 25:30Connor Wood?

  Margot Robbie had a shrine to Jacob Elordi during Wuthering Heights.

• 25:33Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm. That-

• 25:34Connor Wood?

  So that, like that feels romantic.

• 25:36Brooke Averick?

  Platonic shrine.

• 25:38Connor Wood?

  I know you have a lot of platonic shrines.

• 25:40Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 25:40Connor Wood?

  So.

• 25:42Brooke Averick?

  I don't know. I just like, not, yeah, I guess I'm not buying it. Like you said, like I'm not sensing the romance.

• 25:48Connor Wood?

  No, no one is, but it's actually turning me off to the movie. So I think that, I hope we see a correction in the, in the press tour situation where it's just like, you guys don't have to be having sex because at the end of the day, you are actors. So just go ahead and act like you're having sex on screen and then you guys can go home.

• 26:07Brooke Averick?

  I hear ya.

• 26:09Connor Wood?

  Like they put too much money into things. Maybe just like buy some, buy some billboards, you know?

• 26:14Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I haven't watched too much of it, of the press. Um, I find Margot Robbie to be so beautiful that it act, it like, it does. Not upsets me, but it's like, I don't need to look, you know?

• 26:31Connor Wood?

  You don't need to what? To look at what?

• 26:34Brooke Averick?

  Margot Robbie.

• 26:35Connor Wood?

  Her?

• 26:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 26:35Connor Wood?

  Oh, I see.

• 26:36Brooke Averick?

  Cause she's, she is just like so beautiful. I'm like, cool. You know?

• 26:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I don't think you're the first one that's ever said that.

• 26:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. No, and I won't be the last, but yeah. I haven't engaged too much, so.

• 26:53Brooke Averick?

  I, yeah, I think, but I think a lot of people would, would agree with you.

• 26:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that was my only thought. Now, can you, can you, can we just give a warning that you're gonna spoil it for me really quick? And then if you're not gonna see it, you can listen if you are gonna skip it, see it, skip.

• 27:08Brooke Averick?

  I'm not gonna spoil it, but I will, I will say the tone.

• 27:11Connor Wood?

  Will you spoil it to me?

• 27:14Brooke Averick?

  No, cause I don't wanna, like, someone's bound to listen and then get mad at me.

• 27:18Connor Wood?

  Skip the next 30 seconds.

• 27:21Brooke Averick?

  I just didn't, I, like, it's, I'm gonna spoil it right now. Start at one, two, three. She dies like pretty gruesome death. Like, it's not like a, a love story. The, like, they, I guess they were in love, but like, it's not a love story by any means.

• 27:42Connor Wood?

  It wasn't really.

• 27:44Connor Wood?

  It wasn't really getting, getting you there.

• 27:47Brooke Averick?

  I mean, no, it was still really good. It was just, I thought it was like more Pride and Prejudice, which I think is classic, like yearning love story. And this was like, there was a darkness.

• 27:56Connor Wood?

  Just the prejudice.

• 27:58Brooke Averick?

  It's just the prejudice, exactly. Um, but there's, yeah, it was just. Like, made me feel sick. And I saw.

• 28:07Connor Wood?

  You sobbed?

• 28:08Brooke Averick?

  Oh my God, at the end, yeah.

• 28:10Connor Wood?

  Wow, that's sad.

• 28:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 28:13Connor Wood?

  Um, okay, well, that, I mean, that was, that was one of the things that I had, that I had a question about. I was curious. I was, I was never gonna go see it, though. This doesn't like, this doesn't like do anything for me. I wonder if it did anything for Jacob Elordi, because he just won all those awards for Frankenstein. I wonder if this was just like, this one's just for me.

• 28:30Brooke Averick?

  No, I, I think that, well, he love, he works, I think him and Emerald Fennell have that thing that a lot of directors and actors have, where it's like, you're, I like, I will use you in all of my projects. Like Emma Stone and Guillermo del, no, not Guillermo. Who's that, who was that director? The one, like Begonia and...

• 28:53Brooke Averick?

  You know what I mean? Yorgos? Yorgos.

• 28:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Wait, I watched Begonia.

• 28:57Brooke Averick?

  Oh, how was that?

• 28:59Connor Wood?

  Um...

• 29:06Connor Wood?

  Um, like...

• 29:10Connor Wood?

  Okay. What's weird is that, like, I, this is like a movie that you could really have. Begonia was like really, it had like an artistry to it, but it was like, almost like a little bit so unsettling. Um, and I'm sure there's like an underlying theme that I didn't care to think that far into. I was just kinda like...

• 29:31Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, like what? It was so, it was so almost SNL-y.

• 29:38Connor Wood?

  If that makes sense. Emma Stone was really great. Jesse Williams was great. Brooke, I don't know. Like, I really don't know. I haven't, I haven't watched a movie and been like...

• 29:45Brooke Averick?

  They are so good at movie reviews.

• 29:48Connor Wood?

  No. Well, I know, you're like, okay, how was Weather and Heights?

• 29:51Brooke Averick?

  There was a tone to it. There was an underlying tone.

• 29:53Connor Wood?

  I'm not sure. No, Begonia, I, Begonia, I wasn't, I wasn't, I watched Begonia and I wasn't like, huh? But I was, and I also wasn't like, huh? I was kinda like, hmm. Do you know what I mean?

• 30:06Brooke Averick?

  Connor, the thing is, 100% I do.

• 30:10Connor Wood?

  It just like...

• 30:11Brooke Averick?

  It just was.

• 30:13Connor Wood?

  Hmm.

• 30:13Brooke Averick?

  Hmm.

• 30:16Brooke Averick?

  Okay. Was it more of like, okay?

• 30:18Connor Wood?

  Brooke, yes. It was totally like, okay?

• 30:22Brooke Averick?

  Okay, thank you for letting me know. Thank you.

• 30:25Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 30:26Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 30:26Connor Wood?

  But it wasn't like, okay?

• 30:32Connor Wood?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 30:33Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:34Connor Wood?

  But it also wasn't like, okay.

• 30:36Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 30:36Connor Wood?

  It was like, okay. Well. It was like, well.

• 30:43Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, for me, Wuthering Heights was more of like, oh, absolutely. Okay.

• 30:51Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 30:51Connor Wood?

  So for me, Begonia was like, well, I just watched a movie.

• 30:57Brooke Averick?

  That's well said.

• 30:59Connor Wood?

  Well, I just watched that. That's what it was.

• 31:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I get that.

• 31:02Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 31:03Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 31:04Connor Wood?

  Oh, that felt so good to get off my chest.

• 31:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Connor Wood?

  Um, so that's that.

• 31:11Brooke Averick?

  And that's what it is.

• 31:12Connor Wood?

  Now to looking towards the future.

• 31:14Brooke Averick?

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:16Connor Wood?

  I am very excited for White Lotus. They casted White Lotus.

• 31:21Connor Wood?

  Me too. If you didn't think that they were gonna, of course, Mike White, kiss the ground you walk on. Helena Bonham.

• 31:29Brooke Averick?

  Yep.

• 31:30Connor Wood?

  Casted for, could you think of a better casting?

• 31:33Brooke Averick?

  No, and can I raise you Chris Messina?

• 31:36Connor Wood?

  You can.

• 31:37Brooke Averick?

  I've spoken about him ad nauseam in this very chair.

• 31:42Connor Wood?

  I don't know if it's Kugan. Wait, have you really?

• 31:45Brooke Averick?

  Yes, you know who he is. Mindy Project? And from that show.

• 31:51Connor Wood?

  Well, Marissa Long is a friend of mine.

• 31:54Brooke Averick?

  Oh, wow.

• 31:56Connor Wood?

  And Alexander Ludwig, that's great. I mean, Chris Messina, that's a brilliant, yeah, that's a brilliant casting.

• 32:00Brooke Averick?

  Can you go up a few?

• 32:03Brooke Averick?

  I do, I could see Caleb, uh, Jontay Edwards causing some problems for me and some people in my life as well.

• 32:13Connor Wood?

  What?

• 32:13Brooke Averick?

  I said I'm looking forward to getting to know the guy.

• 32:16Connor Wood?

  Of course. I think it's gonna be completely brilliant. I think this is a great casting. I wanna see Helena Bonham. I don't know what I want to see her do. I want to see her do it all.

• 32:29Brooke Averick?

  I'm curious.

• 32:30Connor Wood?

  Wow, Brooke, we're saying, we are truly saying a whole lot of nothing today.

• 32:34Brooke Averick?

  That's fine.

• 32:35Connor Wood?

  I want to see Helena Bonham act.

• 32:37Brooke Averick?

  Well, I, here's what I'll say about her. I've only seen her in like, very dark roles.

• 32:42Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 32:43Brooke Averick?

  So I'm curious to see what she's like in this type of production.

• 32:48Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna make, I'm gonna make a call here and say that she's gonna be an overwhelming protagonist in this season. I think she's gonna be happy-go-lucky and I think things will happen around her, but not directly to her.

• 33:00Brooke Averick?

  Okay, let's keep our eye on that.

• 33:03Connor Wood?

  And watch that space.

• 33:04Brooke Averick?

  Do you know when this is set to release?

• 33:06Connor Wood?

  Uh, we do.

• 33:08Brooke Averick?

  2027, possibly around May.

• 33:10Connor Wood?

  Oh, oh, they're not filming, they're not even filming. I guess they just cast.

• 33:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:14Connor Wood?

  So, um,

• 33:18Connor Wood?

  wait, okay, so, yeah, there was that. Very excited for that.

• 33:21Brooke Averick?

  I don't want to be an actress, but I want to be in White Lotus.

• 33:25Connor Wood?

  You want to be a dead floating body?

• 33:27Brooke Averick?

  No, I want to be one of the cast members.

• 33:29Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that would be great. And that's, that's, that's a dream of mine, too. You and I could go in and, and, and die pretty quick.

• 33:35Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I'm fine with that.

• 33:37Connor Wood?

  Me too. Mike White, I could, I just know that me and Mike White would be boys.

• 33:41Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:42Connor Wood?

  Um, speaking of boys, Dan Levy and Rachel Sennett have created a new comedy series together called Big Mistakes.

• 33:50Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 33:51Connor Wood?

  Is that not very cool?

• 33:52Brooke Averick?

  That is very cool.

• 33:53Connor Wood?

  The series follows two incapable siblings who are blackmailed into the world of organized crime.

• 33:58Brooke Averick?

  Oh, that sounds fun.

• 34:00Connor Wood?

  Doesn't that sound fun?

• 34:01Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 34:03Brooke Averick?

  And they will star in it?

• 34:05Connor Wood?

  Sorry. Who else is in, is casted in this?

• 34:07Brooke Averick?

  I don't see Rachel Sennett.

• 34:10Connor Wood?

  Taylor Ortega. Natalie, so this is Natalie Ortega's sister. Natalie Ortega was on tour with me. Oh, and Jack Inanan is in it.

• 34:17Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 34:19Connor Wood?

  Okay, very fun. I didn't realize they had already cast. Upsetting, but good for Jack and everyone else involved. Um.

• 34:29Connor Wood?

  Great, I'm looking forward to this. We are getting, by the way, I'm about to read through like a handful of TV

• 34:33Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 34:33Connor Wood?

  coming up, and it's all really great. One, there's a Stranger Things animated series, go to hell, let it go. How long is this gonna go on? Next, we're gonna get a Riverdale animated series.

• 34:43Brooke Averick?

  Stranger Things should be a lesson in like what not to do. Like, they had me so

• 34:49Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 34:50Brooke Averick?

  wrapped around their finger, and then they just waited way too long. Like, I've never not finished a series, like, except for Stranger Things.

• 34:59Connor Wood?

  You gotta let it, the art of letting something go while it's still going really, really well and everyone's on your side, it should be studied and it should be put into practice by, by, by franchises of that scale.

• 35:10Brooke Averick?

  Well, I wonder if it's the same thing as playing blackjack. I wonder if you just can't. Like, I just, I could never, if I have like $300 and I started with 100, like, I'm gonna keep going, even though I know I should walk away.

• 35:23Connor Wood?

  Yeah, and that's, that's called a gambling addiction. And that, people go to rehab for that.

• 35:27Brooke Averick?

  I'm saying, I wonder if it's the same thing. Like, I wonder if the Duffer Brothers have a gambling addiction.

• 35:32Connor Wood?

  100%, they're, they're addicted to it. And guess what? They have an animated series coming out. Someone, their friends need, well, I'm sure-

• 35:38Brooke Averick?

  Wait, are they doing it?

• 35:41Connor Wood?

  I mean, it's, it's called Stranger, it's, it's literally, look, it's, um, it's literally first trailer for the animated Stranger Things series premiering, premiering April 23rd, and it's on Netflix. There's no way they're not doing it.

• 35:54Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 35:54Connor Wood?

  And collaboration with Flying Bark, yeah, the Duffer.

• 35:58Brooke Averick?

  I think I will watch it, unfortunately, just because I'm like craving a cartoon.

• 36:02Connor Wood?

  You're part of the problem, but I think Odessa Zion is in it. As, as she should be, she's, she's struck gold

• 36:12Connor Wood?

  recently.

• 36:16Connor Wood?

  I, I, I don't need to even look at this any, any, wait, who else is in it, actually? I wanna, I'm curious. Okay, yeah, Odessa's in it. And that's all I know.

• 36:24Brooke Averick?

  Where are you seeing her? Oh, there she is.

• 36:29Brooke Averick?

  Cool. I'll probably watch.

• 36:32Connor Wood?

  I mean, do you think it means anything when your original cast won't stick around for another rendition?

• 36:37Brooke Averick?

  No, they would, like, I would not expect them to.

• 36:40Connor Wood?

  You don't think Sydney Sink would be a voice?

• 36:42Brooke Averick?

  Sadie?

• 36:43Connor Wood?

  Sadie?

• 36:43Brooke Averick?

  No. I would not expect them to. They're probably ready to-

• 36:46Connor Wood?

  I was talking about Sydney.

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• 37:49Speaker 04

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• 38:19Connor Wood?

  Okay, next, who's ready?

• 38:21Brooke Averick?

  Me.

• 38:22Connor Wood?

  Maggie Gyllenhaal has a new movie coming out, The Bride. Christian Bale plays Frank, who is obsessed with movie musicals. He develops a parasocial relationship with movie star, played by Jake Gyllenhaal. The film features big-budget musical sequences.

• 38:36Brooke Averick?

  Is it gay?

• 38:38Connor Wood?

  It appears to be gay.

• 38:39Brooke Averick?

  This sounds great.

• 38:42Connor Wood?

  Yep, it's Maggie Gyllenhaal's, she's cast her brother.

• 38:48Brooke Averick?

  This sounds awesome. And Jessie Buckley. Wow, when does this come out? It's horror?

• 38:56Connor Wood?

  Um, it doesn't say.

• 38:58Brooke Averick?

  It does, on here, it's horror. Oh my god, it comes out next month.

• 39:01Connor Wood?

  Wow, exciting.

• 39:03Brooke Averick?

  Wait, this is completely different. This is in 1930 Chicago, a scientist brings a murdered young woman back to life. So I think this is a different film than what you might be reading, or no?

• 39:17Connor Wood?

  No, it's not. It's, I'm, I'm reading it.

• 39:22Brooke Averick?

  Do you have anything about bringing someone back to life in your synopsis?

• 39:27Connor Wood?

  I mean, I'm sure that, maybe that's just a high-level plot point, and they wanted to include what would do well on Twitter.

• 39:32Brooke Averick?

  Okay. And I'll be cruise, too.

• 39:37Brooke Averick?

  Okay, we'll watch the space.

• 39:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 39:41Brooke Averick?

  But if it's what, if it's what you told me it is, I'm, I'm pretty damn excited.

• 39:46Connor Wood?

  Now, what do we know about Margot's got money troubles?

• 39:51Brooke Averick?

  I wanna read that.

• 39:51Connor Wood?

  Has been, what?

• 39:52Brooke Averick?

  I wanna read that.

• 39:54Connor Wood?

  Okay, it's starring Elle Fanning, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nick Offerman, Greg, Greg Kinnear, Thaddeus Graham, and Nicole Kidman, premiering April 15th on Apple TV.

• 40:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 40:05Connor Wood?

  That's gonna be really good. Are we ready for the next one?

• 40:08Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 40:10Connor Wood?

  Lucky, a new series starring Anya, Anya Taylor-Joy. Anya?

• 40:14Brooke Averick?

  Anya.

• 40:15Connor Wood?

  Good Anya. And Timothy Olyphant. Okay, they couldn't have picked two weirder names to put together. Good luck. Rest in peace to everyone involved. Uh, the series follows a con artist who has to go to on the run from both the FBI and a ruthless crime boss. Releasing July 15th on Apple TV.

• 40:31Brooke Averick?

  Okay, I don't think I'll watch that.

• 40:32Connor Wood?

  Something about Anya Taylor-Joy, it, it, nothing ever, nothing ever works for me. So probably, like, this seems like it would be up my alley, but it's, like, it just never works out for me sadly.

• 40:42Brooke Averick?

  I don't think I'll watch that one.

• 40:43Connor Wood?

  Um, and then I think I have one more and then we can just shift gears, okay?

• 40:47Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 40:48Connor Wood?

  All right. What do we think about, they're, they're, they cast The Beatles, so there's a movie coming out, The Beatles.

• 40:54Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 40:55Connor Wood?

  It's starring Barry Keoghan. It's starring Paul Mescal, it's starring, it's starring Harris Dickinson, and it's starring Joseph Quinn.

• 41:03Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 41:04Connor Wood?

  There's very, there's a very, there's some very, very, um, spectrum takes on these. There's some hot ones, there's some cold ones. Uh, no one likes Joseph Quinn's casting.

• 41:17Brooke Averick?

  I like can't, I struggle to perceive Barry with this hair.

• 41:26Connor Wood?

  I don't.

• 41:27Brooke Averick?

  You like it?

• 41:28Connor Wood?

  No, I don't like anything really when I see him.

• 41:31Brooke Averick?

  Well, I just said I struggle to perceive it.

• 41:34Connor Wood?

  Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm in the same boot. Boot.

• 41:41Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's tough. It's a tough one. Yeah, I do think he's a really talented actor, but he's hard, like, I mean, it's just like...

• 41:46Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that is not awesome.

• 41:51Connor Wood?

  Like, I'm serious, if I saw him in person, I'd be like, I swear to God, he just cast a spell on me. Like, I feel cursed. And no offense to him, he's, like I said, he's very talented.

• 42:01Brooke Averick?

  Am I wrong, or is this gonna be four separate movies?

• 42:06Brooke Averick?

  Did I make that up?

• 42:09Brooke Averick?

  I think it's four movies.

• 42:11Connor Wood?

  Do you think I was too mean about how Barry Keoghan looks?

• 42:13Brooke Averick?

  I, no. I think, I'm sure he's aware. And I said I was struggling to perceive him, so I think you're fine. It's four separate movies. So, they all come out at the same time?

• 42:29Brooke Averick?

  So, is there an order, or is it like Bridgerton, you can kind of like, they're interconnected, you can kind of read whenever?

• 42:40Brooke Averick?

  Shawn Mendes? No, Sam Mendes. Sam Mendes is directing.

• 42:46Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 42:47Brooke Averick?

  Um, released in April 2028, designed as bingeable theatrical experience while all four films on individual members will be, uh, they'll be released in the same month. The specific day-to-day release order has not been finalized. Hey, good time to get AMC A-list.

• 43:05Brooke Averick?

  In over two years from now.

• 43:08Connor Wood?

  Now, the thing is, like,

• 43:12Connor Wood?

  like, I gotta play pessimist here.

• 43:17Connor Wood?

  No, I guess they're filming four movies. I was just kinda like, putting out four movies at once is just, are these gonna be in like box office or if it's bingeable, it's probably streaming only, right?

• 43:26Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I was thinking in theaters. There, it's a theatrical experience.

• 43:30Connor Wood?

  Okay, well, what upsets me and my homegirls is that if you can't go to Bela Noche, where the hell could you go? One.

• 43:36Connor Wood?

  Two, if you're beefing at a wedding, you should stay beefing at the wedding. Why the hell would you take that to someone else's club? Now, three, if you're releasing four movies, are you buying four movie tickets? Like, that's just like, they are ripping us to shreds financially.

• 43:49Brooke Averick?

  Not a few of A-list.

• 43:50Connor Wood?

  I know, but what, what a time to, to be like, hey, we're releasing four movies. Come see four movies. That's like insane.

• 43:57Brooke Averick?

  It is, it is. I don't think it's ever been done.

• 44:00Connor Wood?

  First time for everything.

• 44:01Brooke Averick?

  Uh-huh.

• 44:04Connor Wood?

  Um, I have, I, I'm, we can keep moving right ahead. I have one more that I'm gonna, I'm gonna. When love is there and love is real, age won't matter.

• 44:14Connor Wood?

  Age is thrown out the window when singles search for their soulmates in this new reality dating series hosted by Nick Vile and Natalie Joy. Age of Attraction comes to Netflix on March 11th.

• 44:22Brooke Averick?

  I'm excited.

• 44:24Connor Wood?

  And I'm excited too. This is something I will be tuning into. Um, it appears to be MILF Island and I am excited to see how this goes. I could see this going really well. This is like a really good example of how we were talking about, um, Dancing with the Stars being like, it's a good combo of this and that. And I was thinking like, The Golden Bachelor has like just people their age and it's like, okay, what if this person's into younger people and what if this younger person's into older folks? Then this is a perfect combo.

• 44:57Brooke Averick?

  Absolutely. Do you believe that age is just a number in terms of dating, in terms of dating?

• 45:03Connor Wood?

  I think age is just a number in general. I'm experiencing that right now.

• 45:06Brooke Averick?

  Yes.

• 45:08Connor Wood?

  In real time.

• 45:09Brooke Averick?

  Okay, with dating?

• 45:11Connor Wood?

  No, just in my life.

• 45:12Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 45:13Connor Wood?

  Day to day.

• 45:14Brooke Averick?

  Got it.

• 45:15Connor Wood?

  Just age is truly just an number.

• 45:17Brooke Averick?

  But if I was like, I want you to meet my boyfriend and I walked in the room with like a 58 year old. What, what would you think?

• 45:25Connor Wood?

  What would I think? Like honestly, I'm not like unless he was a 14 year old, I probably wouldn't say anything. I really don't.

• 45:31Brooke Averick?

  I'm not asking what you would say. I'm asking what you would think.

• 45:34Connor Wood?

  What I would think? See like I'm also 58. What does he look like? You know, is he a looker? Is he, is, uh, listen, if you came in with-

• 45:43Brooke Averick?

  He's totally hot.

• 45:45Connor Wood?

  Yes, Brooke, I would be like, look at you.

• 45:48Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 45:49Connor Wood?

  There's my hussy.

• 45:50Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 45:50Connor Wood?

  I would, what I would say is, um, you come in with like, you come in with like a Martin short, you know, and like, I'd be like, Brooke, yes, he's so fun. Like we gotta get dinner, you know, like I would think that and he's bang. But I'd be like, this is awesome. This is so fun.

• 46:07Brooke Averick?

  Okay, great.

• 46:07Connor Wood?

  I don't know, like I'm not the, yeah.

• 46:09Brooke Averick?

  Thank you for your support.

• 46:10Connor Wood?

  I think that if I came in with a 50 or 58 year old woman, I think that you would, your group text would be, your phone would be vibrating off its, off its, the ringer.

• 46:17Brooke Averick?

  Well, yeah. But that has nothing to do with what I would say to you.

• 46:23Connor Wood?

  Right.

• 46:24Brooke Averick?

  But yeah. I would, I would, I would see that and would love that for you.

• 46:30Connor Wood?

  Well,

• 46:32Connor Wood?

  I'll be watching this show. When does it come out?

• 46:35Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I've no-

• 46:35Connor Wood?

  March 11th.

• 46:36Brooke Averick?

  Okay, which is insane that that's soon.

• 46:39Connor Wood?

  We're having a good, we're gonna have a good month. We're gonna have a good spring full of TV shows, which is gonna be great, cause it's cold here.

• 46:48Connor Wood?

  Is it cold there?

• 46:49Brooke Averick?

  No, it will be 80 something today.

• 46:52Connor Wood?

  Wow, I can't wait for next week. I'm gonna go to the beach.

• 46:54Brooke Averick?

  I don't know if it will stay till next week.

• 46:57Connor Wood?

  I'm gonna put a gun in my mouth.

• 46:58Brooke Averick?

  Let me see.

• 47:01Brooke Averick?

  Drops into the 60s on Tuesday.

• 47:04Connor Wood?

  Oh, drops of Jupiter. That's just my luck.

• 47:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. But you know, I fully went to the beach and like got like a tan this last week.

• 47:12Connor Wood?

  Wow, yeah, you were glowing a bit.

• 47:14Brooke Averick?

  That's very nice.

• 47:16Connor Wood?

  Um, they haven't picked up the trash in New York in 12 days.

• 47:21Brooke Averick?

  Why? Because of the weather?

• 47:23Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's pretty much like disgusting.

• 47:25Brooke Averick?

  Is that why you're holding on to your banana?

• 47:28Connor Wood?

  Just, yeah, there's nowhere to put it.

• 47:30Brooke Averick?

  Out of respect for the streets?

• 47:32Connor Wood?

  For, yeah, for the men on the streets and the women on the streets. I absolutely need to hold on to any and any and all compostable items in my home. Is that not impressive, though, that there was a rotting banana sitting in the studio in my, in my house? I'm like, sorry, guys, it's not gonna happen anymore. I'm an adult man. Age is just a number, though, at the end of the day. But I'm an adult that shouldn't be burping into the microphone. I apologize, and I own up for that. Although it's better out than in. That's what my dad always says.

• 48:02Brooke Averick?

  I wouldn't even call that rotting, what your banana did. It's like a different process.

• 48:06Connor Wood?

  It's like dehydrated.

• 48:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it's something remarkable.

• 48:08Connor Wood?

  Which makes me think like, if that banana dehydrated in such a way that it is rock hard, what's happening to my body and lungs and organs in here?

• 48:19Brooke Averick?

  I think it's a different thing.

• 48:22Connor Wood?

  Fruit versus humans?

• 48:23Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 48:24Connor Wood?

  That would be a good video again that I'm sure you would play. I guess that's Fruit Ninja.

• 48:28Brooke Averick?

  It is fruit merge, basically. It's me against the fruits.

• 48:33Connor Wood?

  Fabulous.

• 48:33Brooke Averick?

  Oh, fabulosity. Um, just like really quickly to touch on Bridgerton.

• 48:41Connor Wood?

  Are you watching Bridgerton?

• 48:43Brooke Averick?

  What, what do you mean?

• 48:45Connor Wood?

  Have you always watched Bridgerton?

• 48:47Brooke Averick?

  Yes. And I have said from the beginning, you know, Jonathan Bailey as Anthony is one of the brothers.

• 48:55Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 48:56Brooke Averick?

  I have always said from the beginning, I'm a Benedict girl. He's another one of the brothers, which is crazy because like you have a brother that's played by Jonathan Bailey. And I'm, you know, I'm in a relationship with one of the other brothers, which is, you know, insane. And I have said years ago, his season, once you see Luke Thompson on the big screen, is going to change lives.

• 49:16Connor Wood?

  I don't know who Luke Thompson is.

• 49:18Brooke Averick?

  Plays Benedict.

• 49:18Connor Wood?

  Is that the character?

• 49:19Brooke Averick?

  Plays Benedict.

• 49:21Brooke Averick?

  Benedict is one of the brothers that I, I'm a Benedict girl, right? He, he's changing lives in front, in front of our eyes. He's the artistic one, you know?

• 49:32Connor Wood?

  I, I have

• 49:33Brooke Averick?

  You would love him. He loves to go out.

• 49:35Connor Wood?

  Oh, he looks like Jonathan Bailey.

• 49:37Brooke Averick?

  Well, they play brothers. But I think he's just a white guy.

• 49:41Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 49:41Brooke Averick?

  But anyway, I saw him in a play two years ago in London.

• 49:45Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 49:46Brooke Averick?

  And I just, I guess it was on Obsessed, but I was like, mark my words, like, it is going, like, this season is going to be the end of us all. And if you haven't started watching yet, I would.

• 50:00Brooke Averick?

  That's it. It's pretty severe. Really awesome, in a scary way. So that's

• 50:07Connor Wood?

  That's, it's so nice to have something to come home to.

• 50:10Brooke Averick?

  It is, except for they only released four episodes and then the next four they're releasing on February 26th, I believe. So what I would also say is, if you're enjoying the season so far, go ahead and read the book. Um, you can read it before the rest of the series comes out. That's a fun little thing to hold you over. I really enjoyed the book.

• 50:27Connor Wood?

  Bridgerton is a book?

• 50:28Brooke Averick?

  Bridgerton started as a book series.

• 50:31Connor Wood?

  Wow. People love doing that. It's a classic.

• 50:34Brooke Averick?

  Isn't it?

• 50:35Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 50:36Brooke Averick?

  Um, something

• 50:37Connor Wood?

  Adoptions are, adoptions are epic.

• 50:39Brooke Averick?

  Oh, totally epic. Something else I wanted to flag is that I've gotten really close to my Spotify DJ recently.

• 50:46Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 50:47Brooke Averick?

  I never really used him before, but yesterday he let me know, I'm in, uh, John Travolta's top 1% of listeners.

• 50:55Connor Wood?

  From like musicals?

• 50:56Brooke Averick?

  I, I guess it's from Grease.

• 51:02Brooke Averick?

  But like, isn't that an amazing thing to be?

• 51:05Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 51:07Brooke Averick?

  It makes me feel special. Cause like, how many other people can say that?

• 51:11Connor Wood?

  Is John Travolta still with us?

• 51:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 51:15Connor Wood?

  Didn't

• 51:15Brooke Averick?

  Olivia Newton-John is not.

• 51:17Connor Wood?

  What, was, oh no. Was he in some hot water or no?

• 51:21Brooke Averick?

  Yes, but I'm pretty much confused by his existence and like, what has

• 51:26Connor Wood?

  He has gotten, he has been taking The Rock's school of roundness. How has he gotten so perfectly round?

• 51:37Brooke Averick?

  I just never get like bald guys like when they have like no hair like at all. Like no like little stubble. You know when it's like shiny?

• 51:52Connor Wood?

  Well, yeah, I mean, he's a he's has so much money. I'm sure that they have people for that to make him shiny. But I wonder how if his head almost comes to a point. I wonder if I had no hair on my head.

• 52:05Brooke Averick?

  I've always said I know for a fact I have the ugliest scalp.

• 52:10Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I don't think I would look like this. I think that the people would really be like, how long do you have left?

• 52:20Brooke Averick?

  I would like be spending hours and years at the dermatologist if my scalp was on display. Like there's so much. When I feel my scalp, I'm just like, I don't know what this is and I don't want to know.

• 52:32Connor Wood?

  Brooke.

• 52:33Brooke Averick?

  It's none of my business.

• 52:34Connor Wood?

  You bet your fat ass it would feel so good to get in your bed with a bald head like crawling around like an earthworm. I would be burrowing in all my pillows like head first like like this like, ooh, like you just probably slide back. I would get silk sheets. I would put my bald head all up and I would probably sleep with my head at the end of my bed. Cause I'd be slipping and sliding around. Oh, my God, I would grease myself up like a sea lion and I would, you know, those videos of sea lions and they're upside down and they're going through the kelp forest.

• 53:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 53:03Connor Wood?

  Me in my bed.

• 53:04Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 53:05Connor Wood?

  I would shave. You know what? If I go bald, I'm shaving my whole body.

• 53:10Brooke Averick?

  You don't really have any hair anywhere else.

• 53:12Connor Wood?

  I have hair on my legs.

• 53:15Brooke Averick?

  I have more.

• 53:17Connor Wood?

  On your legs?

• 53:18Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. That's all to say.

• 53:19Connor Wood?

  You probably do.

• 53:21Brooke Averick?

  You have light hair.

• 53:22Connor Wood?

  I have no hair on my arms, no hair on my like my thighs.

• 53:27Connor Wood?

  Back, no hair on my back.

• 53:29Brooke Averick?

  I'm jealous of your, of your legs and shit like that.

• 53:34Connor Wood?

  Um, well, congrats.

• 53:39Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 53:40Connor Wood?

  Try not to burp. That was really hard. I held it in though.

• 53:44Brooke Averick?

  Um.

• 53:45Connor Wood?

  Um, are you, I don't know. Have you been on TikTok recently?

• 53:48Brooke Averick?

  Um, not really. I mean, like, obviously, like, yeah, but not in a way that's like, I'm consuming new content. It's more just like, I get a lot of AI foods talking.

• 54:03Brooke Averick?

  Like this rice, this animated rice, it's like, don't put me in the fridge, something, something. And then like a banana, store me at room temperature or else I'll some, you know, I just get a lot of fruits, angry fruits and vegetables.

• 54:18Connor Wood?

  I'm getting the animated medication.

• 54:19Brooke Averick?

  Ooh.

• 54:20Connor Wood?

  I'm potassium. Don't take me in the morning. I'm, I, I'm gonna make your stomach hurt. I'm like, ooh, potassium evil. It is helping me so much. I hope they're using that in schools because if it already exists, like obviously we shouldn't feed into, you know, the man breeds

• 54:40Connor Wood?

  production for these AI videos. Like if we're eating them up and they're doing, they're being engaged with, which, which they are. I'm sure the creators are like, let's do more of these, but it is really.

• 54:50Brooke Averick?

  No, I have, I have learned a lot about how to store my food. That's all I'll say.

• 54:55Connor Wood?

  Storing food, the medica, or the supplements I'm taking, really, really fabulous stuff happening on AI med, animated medications.

• 55:03Brooke Averick?

  Unfortunately, like I'm pretty sucked in.

• 55:06Connor Wood?

  I have lost about 2,500 TikTok followers from just not opening the app the past two weeks, which has been a fabulous, uh, a, a, a fabulous purge. See, uh, don't let the door hit you on the way out is one. Two, please come back. Like, I'm just taking a small break, you know, like I'm still me.

• 55:25Brooke Averick?

  You still post on TikTok?

• 55:27Connor Wood?

  I haven't posted in a while. You know, I have my, my TikTok fatigue where it's like, there's just always a new person. That's so funny. And I'm like, that should be me. Like I should have come up with that idea. And then I'm like, I'm, I like, don't even want to be on here if they're on here. Um, but I hear that there's a, a new, uh, Bald eagle couple on TikTok, Jackie and Shadow, that like people are pretty much gushing over.

• 55:50Brooke Averick?

  Oh my god, I don't know Jackie and Shadow.

• 55:52Connor Wood?

  Yeah, and this is like one of my favorite things. I love these, I've always been obsessed like at the rodeo in Houston. They always used to have like a little incubator that would have a lot of small chickens and chicks in it. And they would be hatching from eggs and I would be locked in just watching them come to earth for the first time and be cracking through the shell, crack, crack, crack, and then their beak gets out and then their little gross body follows, but these, these bald eagles, they're, they're a couple. It's Jackie and Shadow.

• 56:21Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I thought one of them was like a human.

• 56:24Connor Wood?

  No, Jackie and Shadow are both eagles.

• 56:26Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 56:26Connor Wood?

  You see here, there's closure, I mean, they talked back and forth from wherever Jackie was, they're chatting. Something ate one of their eggs before Jackie joined him in the nest after being gone for nine hours. They both broke out into the most beautiful in-depth conversation.

• 56:46Connor Wood?

  Yes, I don't think I've ever witnessed them being vocal for so long.

• 56:50Brooke Averick?

  Who is reporting on them?

• 56:52Connor Wood?

  This is like one of the, so this is one of my favorite things. Like I would like to watch, during the Super Bowl, I would like to have like a thumbnail of Jackie and Shadow's like in a red zone type situation, but it's a, it's a, it's a GoPro Nest live stream of Jackie and Shadow's nest. They've gone through ups, they've gone through downs. And they're still together and their resilience is something, something from, from days of yore. Like this is a magical thing that these two have.

• 57:19Brooke Averick?

  Look at the caption.

• 57:19Connor Wood?

  I think they could all learn a lot. They're, they're grieving parents too, so they're, they have lost several babies.

• 57:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, Jackie and Shadow displays their resilience and devotion to each other. I hope they move on and possibly have another clutch of eggs.

• 57:33Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 57:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 57:34Connor Wood?

  I'm trying to remember what happened to their OG eggs.

• 57:38Brooke Averick?

  A raven.

• 57:38Connor Wood?

  A raven ate them. And I'm a fan of ravens, that's the thing. If we were watching, if I was watching a, a GoPro video of the raven, I'd be clapping, I'd be cheering, my shirt would be off. I would have the R, I would, could probably recruit A V E N. You know, to be in the stands cheering for Raven. Unfortunately, I'm on Jackie and Shadow side, so this was sad to see and they're still stuck together. I do hope that they have another clutch of eggs. I'm on that, I'm, I'm on, I subscribe to that.

• 58:06Brooke Averick?

  What was that animal that kind of recently was being filmed? And they were pregnant, but it was immaculate conception.

• 58:14Speaker 05

  Was it the mountain lion?

• 58:16Brooke Averick?

  No, it was definitely an aquatic.

• 58:18Connor Wood?

  I think it was a gator.

• 58:19Brooke Averick?

  Was it a stingray?

• 58:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:21Connor Wood?

  It was a stingray then.

• 58:22Brooke Averick?

  It was a stingray. What happened to the pregnant stingray?

• 58:24Connor Wood?

  They figured out that like, it was not immaculate conception at all, like one of the other stingrays fucked it.

• 58:29Brooke Averick?

  No, but there were no other stingrays.

• 58:31Connor Wood?

  Something else had happened, like, like, like something had had sex.

• 58:34Brooke Averick?

  I think maybe it wasn't pregnant.

• 58:36Connor Wood?

  Was it full of gas and farts?

• 58:39Connor Wood?

  What did it have happening?

• 58:40Brooke Averick?

  She's sick. Charlotte.

• 58:43Brooke Averick?

  This is a year ago.

• 58:44Connor Wood?

  After saying Charlotte alone singer is pregnant, aquarium now says she's sick. Okay, that seems like a cover up now, like not to be conspiracy theorist, but like, maybe the government.

• 58:52Brooke Averick?

  Well, she might have had a hysterical pregnancy.

• 58:56Connor Wood?

  Brooke, you shouldn't say that.

• 58:57Brooke Averick?

  That's a, that's a genuine, that's a real thing. She died.

• 59:01Connor Wood?

  She passed away. The major update, okay, they killed her.

• 59:04Brooke Averick?

  A rare reproductive disease.

• 59:06Connor Wood?

  She, she was very vocal about not being suicidal, and then now she's dead?

• 59:11Brooke Averick?

  It was a mass or fluid buildup rather than actual babies.

• 59:14Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 59:14Brooke Averick?

  That's so upsetting.

• 59:15Connor Wood?

  They say that a lot. They love to say that it was a fluid buildup.

• 59:18Brooke Averick?

  Confirming her death after months of medical issues.

• 59:22Connor Wood?

  Yeah, right, right.

• 59:24Brooke Averick?

  That's so upsetting.

• 59:26Connor Wood?

  Wake up, people, like this should not be happening so often.

• 59:29Brooke Averick?

  When else did it happen?

• 59:35Connor Wood?

  How, what, how many whistleblowers died during that Boeing thing? They were full of fluid too.

• 59:40Brooke Averick?

  I wonder what ever happened there.

• 59:42Connor Wood?

  It's funny. We haven't heard anything from the Boeing folk in a while. By the way, Boeing, huge fan, love your work. I have to fly tomorrow.

• 59:51Brooke Averick?

  Are you going to LA tomorrow?

• 59:53Connor Wood?

  No, I'm going to San Francisco, I'm going to the Super Bowl tomorrow.

• 59:56Brooke Averick?

  The Super Bowl is tomorrow?

• 59:58Connor Wood?

  It's on Sunday.

• 1:00:00Brooke Averick?

  Then how are you going tomorrow?

• 1:00:02Connor Wood?

  I'm going out to San Francisco tomorrow.

• 1:00:04Brooke Averick?

  Is that where the Super Bowl is?

• 1:00:06Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 1:00:06Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 1:00:08Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I'm very excited.

• 1:00:09Brooke Averick?

  That will be amazing.

• 1:00:09Connor Wood?

  Patriots are going.

• 1:00:10Brooke Averick?

  Who's in the big game this year?

• 1:00:12Connor Wood?

  Patriots, that's why I'm such a, I'm like, so, so, so, so, so stoked.

• 1:00:18Connor Wood?

  Listen to this, Aiden, our friend is just a huge fan. I'm going, I'm going with Abercrombie and Fitch.

• 1:00:23Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 1:00:24Connor Wood?

  But, yeah, I'm stoked on that. But, um, he bought a ticket because he's such a Patriots fan. He's from Boston.

• 1:00:31Brooke Averick?

  How much does its ticket to the Super Bowl run you?

• 1:00:33Connor Wood?

  I didn't ask, but like, I was, he's like, this happens once in a lifetime. I'm gonna go.

• 1:00:38Brooke Averick?

  Well, I'm just curious. Not saying this is how much he paid, but it, whoa, it's a pretty severe range. It's forty-five hundred to over fifty thousand.

• 1:00:50Connor Wood?

  That is just in, insane.

• 1:00:54Brooke Averick?

  That is crazy. Okay, sorry, continue.

• 1:00:57Connor Wood?

  No, that's all I really had. But listen to my travel schedule coming up.

• 1:01:02Brooke Averick?

  Is it gonna give me hives?

• 1:01:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:06Connor Wood?

  I mean, my, it's not lost on me how incredible the things I'm about to say are. Like, it's like, this is, this is like when I'm like, my life is a movie. This is like Timothy Chalamet, what I'm about to say. I'm going to San Francisco for the Super Bowl. I'm coming to LA to see you guys. We're gonna record in person. It's gonna be amazing. I'm gonna leave you. I'm gonna go to Vancouver for my Just for Laughs show, which I'm so excited about. You know how much I love Vancouver. And it's gonna be huge. I think I'm playing this theater that I really like. And then I leave Vancouver and I fly from Vancouver to Milan.

• 1:01:43Brooke Averick?

  Oh my.

• 1:01:44Connor Wood?

  For the Olympics. Oh, we need to chat about that. I'm out of town for the Olympics. Oh, we'll be fine. Okay.

• 1:01:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Connor Wood?

  We'll be fine.

• 1:01:55Brooke Averick?

  That's crazy.

• 1:01:56Connor Wood?

  Yes. Why did I tell you that?

• 1:01:59Brooke Averick?

  Just because it's insane.

• 1:02:01Connor Wood?

  Um, yeah, I'm so excited.

• 1:02:04Brooke Averick?

  I think I might be going to New York in April.

• 1:02:07Connor Wood?

  What?

• 1:02:07Brooke Averick?

  I think I might be going to New York in April.

• 1:02:09Connor Wood?

  Will you let me know your dates when you get a second?

• 1:02:11Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I don't have them, but.

• 1:02:13Connor Wood?

  Okay. Um, I did a show, I, okay, get this. You're gonna hear something crazy?

• 1:02:18Brooke Averick?

  Oh, God, yeah.

• 1:02:20Connor Wood?

  Okay, I'm done burping, you guys. Please stop. I did a show with Noel last night, our boss, Noel.

• 1:02:26Brooke Averick?

  How was that?

• 1:02:27Connor Wood?

  It was great. So I, like, I'm doing a show with Noel Miller. I'm thinking, oh, I'm opening. And I was, I was opening. So I'm thinking, I got fifteen, I love opening, you know, it's fifteen minutes. Usually, like, when I did it with Jake Shane, like, people don't, there's, the stakes are very low for me. I'm doing fifteen minutes at the top.

• 1:02:46Connor Wood?

  Going out as an opener, people already, they viscerally react to jokes. I don't know the science of it at all, because you know, I used to go out first and when I go out at the end to close, people are so like excited to see, you know, happy and like excited. It's because they were warmed up. You have to warm up the crowd. And I didn't notice that until I started having openers that like, oh, going out cold and you're the first person they see, there's a visceral reaction to, you could say the funniest joke in the world. They don't just go stone face, they actually frown. They go, mm, go home, you know? So I think I'm getting there. It was at the, the College of New Jersey, which fabulous place.

• 1:03:24Brooke Averick?

  Okay, I've never actually heard of that. Do you know where in New Jersey?

• 1:03:26Connor Wood?

  It's the College of New Jersey.

• 1:03:28Brooke Averick?

  Where in New Jersey is the College of New Jersey?

• 1:03:31Connor Wood?

  Uh, it's in central Jersey.

• 1:03:33Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 1:03:33Connor Wood?

  A place that doesn't even exist, really, if you think about it. Now, um, I get there, or I'm almost there. It's like two hours from Manhattan. And then I'm like, cool, you know, I'm just doing 15 minutes to go. No, no, no, you have an hour. You're doing like 45 to an hour tonight. I go, oh, that changes things. I didn't figure out until like 15 minutes away that I was doing like 45 minutes. But it was a great show. I had so much fun.

• 1:03:55Brooke Averick?

  And you just kind of-

• 1:03:56Connor Wood?

  And I have a show tonight.

• 1:03:56Brooke Averick?

  Pivot it on the spot?

• 1:03:58Connor Wood?

  I pivoted.

• 1:03:59Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 1:03:59Connor Wood?

  Pivot, yeah. You pivot. That's what you have to do.

• 1:04:03Brooke Averick?

  A master of your trade.

• 1:04:06Connor Wood?

  Ah, don't be crazy, bro. Don't be crazy. Seriously.

• 1:04:11Brooke Averick?

  All right, champ. I have to use the restroom. I'm sure you do too.

• 1:04:17Connor Wood?

  We're just ending on me, like just telling you stuff about what happened to me? Like, I don't want to, I don't want to end on that.

• 1:04:22Brooke Averick?

  Well, what would you like to end on?

• 1:04:26Connor Wood?

  I want to end on something and you can walk away whenever you feel uninterested. I just want to like bring something to light. Remember when there was, when La Boo Boo started coming out and there was like a group of people that was like, these are demonic, like, like these, these are harboring demonic spirits. You can, you can go pee. I can just, I can handle this.

• 1:04:44Brooke Averick?

  No, it's all good.

• 1:04:46Connor Wood?

  I really truly think I'm on their side now. When La Boo Boo's came out and they've quietly like kind of faded into the back and they were being 3D printed. They were like at Shein and they're like at every bodega and they're at every kiosk at the mall. They're spraying perfume. They're putting a slipper, a La Boo Boo into your bag. They're selling them. It was like, buy, spend this much money, get a La Boo Boo. I do think that maybe they might have been harboring some sort of- Spirit from the, like a dark spirit.

• 1:05:10Brooke Averick?

  Like Annabelle?

• 1:05:10Connor Wood?

  Things have really gone, I'm not one of those people that's like, "Oh, we're in hell." Everything that, like, the world ended in 2020 and this is hell. But I do think that maybe Labubus might have brought something, brought something with them.

• 1:05:24Connor Wood?

  I'd like to look into the origin of Labubus and who created them and what was the reason? And was it just cute or was there an underlying? Hmm, maybe it's a thinker. Maybe we dive into that in bonus.

• 1:05:34Brooke Averick?

  Okay, we can also look at how Matt Rife's ownership of that haunted object.

• 1:05:40Connor Wood?

  I really think Annabelle-

• 1:05:41Brooke Averick?

  Thing is going.

• 1:05:42Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Brooke Averick?

  He owns Annabelle. Yeah, let's look into that as well.

• 1:05:45Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 1:05:45Brooke Averick?

  In the bonus.

• 1:05:45Connor Wood?

  All right, well, we'll leave you there. If anyone has any answers, RE Labubu and their creation and their purpose here on Earth, let a bitch know.

• 1:05:52Brooke Averick?

  Let us know. Sorry. Let us know if you have any suggestion for us to read somewhere in between Milking Farm and Jane Eyre.

• 1:06:04Connor Wood?

  Thank you guys for listening.

• 1:06:05Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:06Connor Wood?

  We will see your ass next week. Have a good weekend. Goodbye.

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