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This week, Brooke and Connor talk about the their three fun facts, identifying as double jointed, and the new JFK Jr. show. Plus, Connor recaps his trip to the Olympics and Brooke learns about frame mogging and looksmaxxing.
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Chapters:
0:00 We’re Going On Tour!!!!
0:44 Intro
1:00 It’s Ok To Take Breaks
2:05 Run Ins.
5:56 Fisting Clam Chowder
9:33 Figuring Out Our 3 Fun Facts
15:09 Exploring The Double Jointed Community
19:42 Bilt
20:52 Nuuly
22:39 The New York Blizz
23:53 Horned Up For Love Story
28:39 We Need New Faces
32:10 Excited About TV Again!!
33:23 All Eyes On Punch the Monkey
37:22 Nutrafol
39:13 Rakuten
40:10 Barebells
41:23 Getting Emotional Over Porch Goose
46:26 Connor Goes To The Olympics
49:25 Getting Lost In Paris
55:20 Completely Framed Mogged
1:00:04 Phoebe Is Going On Tour!!!
1:04:19 We’re Also Going On Tour!!!
1:05:47 Bonding With Dylan E.
1:07:43 Loving Symbolism & Jacob Elordi
1:10:09 RIP Eric Dane
1:10:43 See You In Bonus!!!
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1:37 Brooke Averick? Hey, guys. Guess what? We're going on tour!
1:42 Connor Wood? We're going on a mini tour.
1:46 Brooke Averick? Three shows.
1:46 Connor Wood? Three shows, three separate days.
1:49 Brooke Averick? Three places in California. Give them due respect.
1:53 Connor Wood? Yeah, okay, well, I have the dates here. On April 3rd, we'll be in San Diego at the Balboa Theater. On April 8th, we'll be in Irvine at the Irvine Improv. And on the 11th of April, we'll be in Sacramento at Channel 24. And we look forward to seeing you there.
2:31 Brooke Averick? Hmm, I kinda have to go to the bathroom, but it's like,
2:36 Brooke Averick? I don't know if it's worth it.
2:38 Connor Wood? Cause it's all the way over there?
2:39 Brooke Averick? It's all the way over there. It's not like at a hundred percent. You know?
2:46 Connor Wood? Well, if you need to take a break, I have so many topics on my notes today.
2:49 Brooke Averick? I bet. You've had a busy few weeks.
2:52 Connor Wood? No, like, these are like, things that are happening in the, in our world.
2:56 Brooke Averick? Oh, okay, those?
2:58 Connor Wood? Yeah.
2:59 Brooke Averick? Okay. Well, should I, uh, I'm gonna stay here. And if I need to go to the bathroom later, I need to go to the bathroom later. It's not a big deal.
3:08 Connor Wood? It's not a big deal.
3:10 Brooke Averick? Hey, man. Oh, Izzy, I didn't need, I did not say I had to poop. I did not say that.
3:15 Connor Wood? What is she bringing over to you?
3:17 Brooke Averick? You took away. What?
3:18 Connor Wood? What is she?
3:18 Brooke Averick? She said everyone poops.
3:20 Connor Wood? Hmm.
3:21 Brooke Averick? But I hadn't said anything about poop. So it's actually Izzy. Izzy got poop on the brain today. Are we recording?
3:30 Connor Wood? Oh, yeah, let's make sure that that wasn't included in the beginning of our episode.
3:33 Brooke Averick? No, I liked that.
3:34 Connor Wood? Oh.
3:36 Brooke Averick? Um, I do just have to start off by saying something happened on the way here that rocked me.
3:40 Connor Wood? Oh, hit me with that bassline and hit me with a treble.
3:44 Brooke Averick? I saw one of my exes as I was driving here.
3:47 Connor Wood? You know, I was gonna, I was gonna ask you that because I'm not, I don't feel like I know what, and I racked my brain on what soup ex could mean.
3:55 Brooke Averick? Um, I have, I've actually only spoken about it in the bonus. But-
4:00 Connor Wood? Was I not here?
4:01 Brooke Averick? No, you were completely here. I spoke about it multiple times to you. We engaged in a conversation about it. The guy who brought me soup when I was feeling under the weather.
4:11 Connor Wood? Yes.
4:12 Brooke Averick? Just saw him walking down the street. We had had a really strong connection over text. And I was like, I had a really big crush. And then, I will say, fizzled pretty immediately, uh, during meeting and after meeting as well.
4:27 Brooke Averick? But I really wanna go back to the way we were before we met. And I'm thinking, I could text him two things right now. I also wanna flag that it also could have been the fact that I was handing him the bowl of soup. And my, my entire hand slipped into it. As I was handing it to him and I should have just handed him the one that my, cuz there were two bowls of soup. One had had my entire fist in it and one hadn't. And I gave him the one that my hand had slipped into and said, sorry.
4:59 Connor Wood? I think that's
5:00 Brooke Averick? And I think that could have been the end. I don't know. I don't know what the end was. I think
5:07 Brooke Averick? I understood why it was an end, but I wanna know why he thought it was an end. But anyway, I think I could text him two things. One, I saw you walking down the street.
5:20 Brooke Averick? Two, what happened to us?
5:23 Connor Wood? Okay.
5:27 Connor Wood? Right. I think maybe, what about a hybrid between the two?
5:31 Brooke Averick? I saw you walking down the street. What happened to us?
5:33 Connor Wood? No. Hey, what was he wearing today?
5:37 Brooke Averick? Like Kim Possible vibes.
5:39 Connor Wood? Like black shirt up top and some khakis?
5:41 Brooke Averick? I think so.
5:42 Connor Wood? Okay. I'd say,
5:45 Connor Wood? how come you didn't wear those khakis over to my house? Maybe we need to, maybe you need to wear those khakis over to my house sometime.
5:49 Brooke Averick? Nice. I want to go back to the way we were before we met.
5:53 Connor Wood? Oh, well then say, how come, how come you didn't wear those khakis over to my house when we hung out? And then that doesn't
5:59 Brooke Averick? I don't wanna draw attention to the fact that we ever met. I wanna go back to the way we were.
6:04 Connor Wood? Then say, nice, nice khakis.
6:07 Brooke Averick? I can't guarantee that he was wearing khakis. Can't guarantee it.
6:12 Connor Wood? Then, nice, nice strut.
6:14 Brooke Averick? I'm gonna text him that I saw him.
6:15 Connor Wood? Maybe you say, maybe you say, this is crazy. You had some pep in your step. Did you get laid?
6:29 Connor Wood? So you're walking down, so you're walking down.
6:31 Brooke Averick? Ding ding ding ding ding.
6:33 Connor Wood? That's the one. So you're walking down Sunset. You, you looked chipper.
6:37 Brooke Averick? Uh, it's just hard when like, you have a history like ours. I don't want to open, I don't want to reopen any old wounds.
6:47 Connor Wood? Yeah.
6:47 Brooke Averick? For anyone. You want to know what happened on his end?
6:52 Brooke Averick? And if it had anything to do with my hand in the soup.
6:55 Connor Wood? I don't think so. I think like the hand in the soup is something unless, and I don't think you want to, I don't, ultimately, I don't think you want to be with someone who is genuinely turned off permanently by a little hand in there, a little bit of hand in there.
7:09 Brooke Averick? But I wonder, I, I need to know if that's what it was, you know?
7:12 Connor Wood? I think so. I really like, but I'm serious. I don't think that that would be.
7:16 Brooke Averick? He ate the soup.
7:18 Connor Wood? Of course he ate the soup. Then there's no way it was that.
7:22 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
7:23 Connor Wood? No, I don't think you eat the soup.
7:25 Brooke Averick? I'll text him.
7:27 Connor Wood? I don't think you eat the soup. Like that reminds me of a time when I was at my friend's house. And this was in like high school and her dad made clam chowder and.
7:38 Brooke Averick? And this was chicken noodle. So it's not like I put a fist in his clam chowder, if you know what I mean.
7:44 Connor Wood? I do know what you mean.
7:47 Connor Wood? A fist in the clam chowder is different because there's a lot of like residuals that are, that follow.
7:53 Brooke Averick? Then it not only becomes the issue of I put um, my hand in your soup, it's your chowder got in my hand, you know?
8:01 Connor Wood? Now I'm dealing with the chowder on my hand.
8:03 Brooke Averick? Yeah, there's like, that's, that's a double issue. This was more singular.
8:06 Connor Wood? I want you to consider the fact that like,
8:11 Connor Wood? the viscosity of, of a, of a chicken noodle.
8:14 Brooke Averick? Good word.
8:15 Connor Wood? Yes, that came to me in a, in the, in the form of syrup from like high school. Um, the viscosity of a soup, a chicken noodle versus imagine if it was clam chowder on your couch, where would you wipe it on your newly sweater?
8:31 Brooke Averick? Exactly. No.
8:31 Connor Wood? You'd have chowder all over you.
8:32 Brooke Averick? Lick it off of my fingers.
8:33 Connor Wood? You'd have to lick it.
8:34 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
8:35 Connor Wood? Which could be sexy.
8:36 Brooke Averick? Something you can come back from.
8:37 Connor Wood? Which could be sexy.
8:38 Brooke Averick? Sucking clam chowder off my fingers?
8:40 Connor Wood? Sure.
8:43 Connor Wood? Now my friend's dad.
8:44 Brooke Averick? Okay, now that is hot.
8:45 Connor Wood? When my friend's dad sucked the clam chowder off of his finger after he had tried to get me one extra chunk because he was scooping. And he dropped the chunk. So he grabbed the chunk, put it in my bowl.
8:56 Brooke Averick? I didn't know what you were saying, the C word today.
8:59 Connor Wood? I don't know what, how else I would explain that part of the chowder.
9:05 Brooke Averick? Clams, because you know, I like won't even, I've never had clam chowder. I won't go near it.
9:10 Connor Wood? I remember the chowder being good, but I couldn't get past the fact that he had these fingers.
9:17 Connor Wood? Yeah, you don't forget someone's fingers.
9:19 Brooke Averick? You don't forget clam chowder fingers?
9:20 Connor Wood? No, that's something that sticks with you.
9:23 Brooke Averick? Yeah. So the chunks are clams. So we can just call, let's just call it what it is clam.
9:29 Connor Wood? Oh, yeah. So my friend's dad was, was tossing his clam over to my bowl. And um, he was licking clam off his fingers. Anyways, it was really good. I do remember being like, it was one of those things where.
9:44 Brooke Averick? I like clams.
9:45 Connor Wood? Well, it was one of those things. I don't really know what the chowder is. That's my, and I'm a big texture person, you know that. And so it was my first time with the chowder. It was my first time with a clam and the combo of the two, it was kind of like I had already been invited over for dinner. I'd already said, yes, they're Italian. What am I to do? I can't leave. They would take it very personally. So I just sucked it up. I ate the chowder. I watched your dad lick his fingers and I enjoyed it. I didn't enjoy the fingers. I just enjoyed the chowder.
10:15 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Yeah, no, I know I would like it. I like clams.
10:21 Brooke Averick? Well, I don't see, clams and cream don't seem to be a natural mix.
10:25 Connor Wood? It doesn't see. Yeah. When you really start thinking about it, it's like, how did we, how did we get here?
10:30 Brooke Averick? But lobster bisque is really good.
10:34 Brooke Averick? And it's similar. But to me, lobster and cream makes a lot more sense than clam and cream.
10:40 Connor Wood? Yeah.
10:43 Connor Wood? Yeah, I could see that because it's just, it's a butter base.
10:47 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
10:48 Connor Wood? Anyways.
10:51 Brooke Averick? What kind of notebook do you have in your hands?
10:53 Connor Wood? Oh.
10:53 Brooke Averick? And the moral of the story, I do think I'm going to text him later. I will let y'all know what happens next week. Or I'll text him in the bonus.
11:01 Connor Wood? I brought all of my notes.
11:04 Brooke Averick? Yeah, what kind of notebook is that? I'm, I like, I'm so into like, I'm usually not like a brands girl. But when it comes to notebooks, let me know.
11:13 Connor Wood? I think it's leatherology.
11:14 Brooke Averick? Okay, not familiar with that.
11:16 Connor Wood? Which is weird, it's, there's no lines on it, so that's something that's new to me.
11:19 Brooke Averick? It's an A6, isn't it?
11:21 Connor Wood? Huh?
11:22 Brooke Averick? It's an A6, isn't it?
11:23 Connor Wood? I don't know, it's, I'm not as in touch with the, I'm liking this though. It was really nice to have it written out and I could do arrows and stuff.
11:32 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
11:32 Connor Wood? Which is helping me keep track. Now, I think that this is a notebook someone would, would find, maybe if I leave it behind in a taxi or something, they go, we have, we have a case on our hands that we need to, some, whoever's notebook, this is, needs to be on a list.
11:44 Brooke Averick? Ooh, tell me what's in the notebook.
11:46 Connor Wood? Okay, well, the first thing that happened was this morning I was at a coffee shop and this girl was on her phone.
11:53 Brooke Averick? Okay.
11:54 Connor Wood? And she goes, "Yeah, and then he asked me to share three fun facts." What was this? Like a team building exercise? So I think my understanding was, okay, there was a couple things. I'm like, team building exercise, I'm assuming it was a date, right?
12:07 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I am too.
12:08 Connor Wood? Okay, you're on a date.
12:11 Connor Wood? The young man asks you, "Please share three fun facts about yourself." I can't remember the last time I did this. I do know that it, it, for me, it sends me into fight or flight. Because one, I have a competitive side where it's like.
12:21 Brooke Averick? When someone asks you this, it sends you into fight or flight?
12:24 Connor Wood? When you're going around in a circle and everyone's facts are like, I do, I do feel like this is the narcissist Olympics where it's like, I do want to have like a very cool fun fact, but I also don't want to be like, try hard and you also don't want to do that like name drop-y thing. Like, there was one time in Barbados when I was deep sea fishing with, you know, the Kennedys or something and you just want to, I don't know, like drop these bombs, but then you also want to be like this person that's like, I don't know, what would you do if you were on a date?
12:55 Brooke Averick? I think I'd throw my hands into some soup.
12:59 Connor Wood? Just as a distraction?
13:00 Brooke Averick? Just like as a, yeah, to change, change the subject. I have, I always hated that. I've never had a fun fact.
13:07 Connor Wood? Okay, let's just like, no pressure, do three fun facts.
13:09 Brooke Averick? No, I knew you were gonna do that. I don't have any.
13:12 Connor Wood? Yeah, Brooke, you do. Like, and you know what's funny is I remember, I always remember like grade school or people would be like, I'm double jointed. And then they'd show you the grossest shit in the world with their wrists. And so you shouldn't, your wrist is broken. That's actually something that you need to go to the doctor for.
13:26 Brooke Averick? I used to say I was double jointed because I could like bend my thumb back. But like, everyone can do that.
13:33 Connor Wood? No, I can't.
13:36 Connor Wood? I can't do that.
13:37 Brooke Averick? Well, I barely can either. Like, it's not like I can touch it to my arm. I can just bend it a little, like, as you do with thumbs.
13:50 Brooke Averick? But I really don't have any fun facts.
13:55 Connor Wood? I think if I were to share a fun fact, it would be like, there was one time
13:59 Connor Wood? with like a little, like, there's been several times actually where I think I've been very close to having a breakthrough with an animal.
14:07 Brooke Averick? Hmm.
14:08 Connor Wood? Communication wise, but I don't know if that's like, has enough, I don't know if that holds enough weight to share, because I haven't had it yet. I do think that it will happen, and I'm saying that with my chest.
14:19 Brooke Averick? I think like, I think I might have made up my fun fact that I have, and it's also like, kind of like, name dropy, so I don't really wanna.
14:27 Connor Wood? Like, you lied?
14:29 Brooke Averick? No, I just, it might be true, it might not be true.
14:32 Connor Wood? Okay.
14:35 Connor Wood? Can you share it?
14:35 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I guess I can. When I was like, young, I used to be really good friends with M. Night Shyamalan's daughter.
14:43 Connor Wood? Oh.
14:44 Brooke Averick? And I think that like, we were like, drawing or something. And I'm pretty sure he used the drawings, like, in one of the, his movies, like, on the kids' walls. But also, he might not have.
15:02 Connor Wood? Might not have happened at all.
15:02 Brooke Averick? I think it might have been in signs, if there's kids in signs.
15:07 Connor Wood? I mean, that's pretty much, that's one of the more fun facts that I've heard.
15:10 Brooke Averick? But I'm saying like, it also could not have been my art.
15:15 Connor Wood? I think that-
15:15 Brooke Averick? It could have just been hers. I don't know where I got that idea that it was mine as well.
15:21 Connor Wood? Well, I think here's what I-
15:22 Brooke Averick? Like, I'm assuming someone must have told me that. Like, I don't think I just made that up, but...
15:27 Connor Wood? I think, even if it's not entirely true-
15:30 Brooke Averick? The sentiment is there.
15:32 Connor Wood? I think that in some way, you might have influenced Shyamalan Jr. And, and the way her world was shaped, and then in, in a way, you were her muse for this movie.
15:44 Brooke Averick? Mmm.
15:45 Connor Wood? It would be impossible, if you ever interacted with this young woman, for your, your soul not to be interpreted into her piece as well. So I, I don't think that's entirely a lie.
15:57 Brooke Averick? Well said.
15:57 Connor Wood? You could say, "I was her muse."
15:58 Brooke Averick? Well said.
15:59 Connor Wood? For Uncut Gems.
16:00 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well then, that is kind of a fun fact.
16:05 Connor Wood? Yeah.
16:06 Brooke Averick? I don't think I have... I, I think that's a really good, like, journal prompt.
16:13 Brooke Averick? That like-
16:13 Connor Wood? Three fun facts.
16:14 Brooke Averick? You can sit with for a while.
16:16 Connor Wood? I also think, I think it's interesting how the fun facts evolve as you grow up. Like, I think that's a really, really interesting one, right now.
16:23 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
16:23 Connor Wood? Whereas Double Jointed kind of fades into the background these days.
16:27 Brooke Averick? Right.
16:29 Connor Wood? Cause-
16:29 Brooke Averick? That's so true.
16:30 Connor Wood? What happened to that community? I, I do want, if anyone's in, in like, a professional office setting right now, and they're like, "Yeah, I can, my thumb can touch the back of my forearm."
16:40 Brooke Averick? Right. Yeah, we've outgrown... Double Jointed is definitely the same energy as Leap Your Birthday.
16:47 Connor Wood? For sure.
16:48 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Something that was like, a big brag in elementary school that might not necessarily still land.
16:56 Connor Wood? That's an interesting one, Brooke, and I did, also like, I weep for the Double Jointed. Because they've lost their, they've lost their thing, you know? What a shame.
17:08 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
17:08 Connor Wood? If you're Double Jointed and you're listening to this, just know that we see you. And I, I hope you're doing okay, cause it must be hard.
17:15 Brooke Averick? Well, if some guy dislocated his shoulder in front of me, like, at a party, like, I'd still be like, "That's pretty sick, man." You know?
17:24 Connor Wood? That's not double jointed. That man is injured.
17:27 Brooke Averick? I don't know. Like, hey, can I ask you a question?
17:31 Connor Wood? Yeah.
17:31 Brooke Averick? What is double jointed?
17:34 Connor Wood? Brooke, no clue at all.
17:36 Brooke Averick? Like, we can just claim we're double jointed like all we want, but at the end of the day, what is it?
17:42 Connor Wood? I think it's-
17:43 Brooke Averick? Because I've been claiming it because my thumb can just like move in certain ways.
17:46 Connor Wood? I think it's this, like-
17:47 Brooke Averick? That's what I thought.
17:49 Connor Wood? See how mine's kind of jumping?
17:50 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
17:51 Connor Wood? But I think everyone does that.
17:52 Brooke Averick? Mine's jumping a little bit as well. Double jointed is a common term for joint hypermobility, a condition where ligaments are more elastic, allowing joints like fingers, elbows, or shoulders to move beyond normal range. So dislocating your shoulder would be double jointed.
18:06 Connor Wood? No, no, no, because that's not flexibility. You are broken.
18:09 Brooke Averick? But you have to get to the point where you can dislocate it, which is moving it past its normal range.
18:14 Connor Wood? So you're double jointed until it's dislocated?
18:18 Brooke Averick? You, your double jointed nature has gotten you a dislocation.
18:22 Connor Wood? You, you jointed too close to the double.
18:25 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
18:28 Connor Wood? What sucks about people that have a dislocated shoulder is that they can just like sneeze and it pops out moving forward.
18:34 Brooke Averick? Have you ever dislocated anything?
18:36 Connor Wood? Yeah.
18:38 Brooke Averick? It really hurts.
18:39 Connor Wood? Something in my arm. I fell off a fridge.
18:42 Brooke Averick? Oh, what were you doing on top of the fridge?
18:44 Connor Wood? We were moving. I was very young and I had climbed onto like the trailer that we had put the fridge on and it was in the parking lot and I was up on top of the fridge, like punch the monkey. And I was pulling leaves off the tree and one was really tough and I was like, I'm gonna get this one. And I pulled, pulled, pulled. It gave. I flipped off the fridge, snapped my arm.
19:05 Brooke Averick? Eesh.
19:06 Connor Wood? Yeah, one time, my sister was hopping over a fence. She falls, her elbow pops out this way. So like the way your elbow bends, imagine it bending-
19:16 Brooke Averick? Inverse.
19:17 Connor Wood? In inward. And I see it. I scream. She screams. She hits it like this. Pop. Pops it back in. I run her over to my dad. I'm like, her elbow just went this way. And he's like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're in the back of the car. He's driving us home. She just goes like this, kind of like stretches it, stretches it, stretches it. Because it almost felt like we dreamed it. She gets right here, just pops right back out this way. We're all screaming. And then she again goes Twice she relocated it.
19:47 Brooke Averick? She probably had nursemaid's elbow.
19:50 Connor Wood? Sure. What did you say?
19:53 Brooke Averick? Nursemaid's elbow.
19:55 Connor Wood? What does that mean?
19:55 Brooke Averick? I don't, I think it's when you're a kid and you keep dislocating your elbow. Cause that's what I had. Painful elbow injury in children under six caused by sudden sharp pull on an extended arm such as
20:06 Connor Wood? Oh geez.
20:07 Brooke Averick? Blah, blah, blah. The ligament slips out of place causing the child to refuse to move their arm, which is usually held straighter, slightly bent. Be treated by healthcare professional with quick gentle manipulation, usually resulting in immediate pain relief and restored mobility, though it may occasionally reoccur. That's what I had. I think I dislocated it three times.
20:24 Connor Wood? That means that someone was kinda yanking you around, right?
20:27 Brooke Averick? Yeah, once it was pop up, uh, he was so sad. That was a really sad thing to happen.
20:31 Connor Wood? Oh.
20:32 Brooke Averick? And then once it happened at a roller skating party. But no one was pulling on it.
20:39 Connor Wood? Well, once, once you're, once you
20:42 Brooke Averick? Cause I think
20:43 Connor Wood? Once you go, yeah, once you go nursemaid, you never go
20:45 Brooke Averick? I think it was the initial back that was a pull.
20:50 Connor Wood? Well, damn, I'm glad you're, I'm glad we have you here today.
20:52 Brooke Averick? Thank you.
20:54 Connor Wood? Do you still have it right now? Are you nursemaid?
20:56 Brooke Averick? No, I, it was like when I was really young, like kindergarten.
21:02 Connor Wood? Oh my gosh. Well, that's a key aspect of nursemaid's elbow.
21:04 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Your, your ligaments must be
21:08 Brooke Averick? more at risk.
21:10 Connor Wood? Yes, yes.
21:12 Brooke Averick? At that age.
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22:44 Connor Wood? Um, I have some exciting news.
22:45 Brooke Averick? What?
22:46 Connor Wood? Daylight Savings is next week.
22:48 Brooke Averick? Ah!
22:50 Connor Wood? We are so bad.
22:51 Brooke Averick? It always sneaks up on you. I feel like it does happen too soon.
22:55 Connor Wood? No, this one is the good one.
22:56 Brooke Averick? No, I know, but like, for, to me, daylight savings signifies like, spring is coming, but like, it's not.
23:04 Connor Wood? I see.
23:05 Brooke Averick? Like, you, it will still be snowing in New York after daylight savings, probably.
23:09 Connor Wood? I know. It's really, really nasty right now. It's like, everything's so wet.
23:13 Brooke Averick? Were you home for the blaze?
23:15 Connor Wood? Yeah, it was really cool. The blaze was cool because it wasn't that cold.
23:19 Brooke Averick? Oh, really?
23:21 Connor Wood? No, also, I'm not drinking sparkling water on the today's episode so that I won't burp because I do feel like I owe everyone at least one episode. What?
23:29 Brooke Averick? You just burped. It was just a natural, of natural causes?
23:32 Connor Wood? Yeah, that did, that kind of is what brought it up. I did want to address that burp. That was from, that was beef, but that was not sparkling water.
23:41 Brooke Averick? I like your sweater a lot.
23:43 Connor Wood? Thanks, Brooke. Look at this. And I do want to, I do want, it's full zip knit. Isn't that kind of fun?
23:49 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I love that.
23:50 Connor Wood? Thank you. I gotta get you one.
23:51 Brooke Averick? Yeah, oh.
23:52 Connor Wood? Now, I want to say, it's reminding me, I am so horned up for Love Story, the JFK Junior Story.
23:58 Brooke Averick? Honor, do you think that's not the first note in my Hobonichi?
24:02 Connor Wood? And mine.
24:03 Brooke Averick? I knew you would be. This is the type of glamour and intrigue that you have been yearning for.
24:11 Connor Wood? Praise be.
24:12 Brooke Averick? These are like, these people, this is, this is celebrity.
24:16 Connor Wood? This is, this is, yeah, and this is like, the celebrita that I like where it was like, we're not normal people.
24:23 Brooke Averick? They are not, I look at them and I'm, that, one, we are not the same species. Two, like, I'm embarrassed to have even existed on the same plane as them for even a short time.
24:36 Brooke Averick? They to me, you don't read like Akatar and shit like that, but the species of kind of humans in there are, there's humans and then there's the fey, the fairies, the high fey, which are like an elevated type of human that kind of like, they just have this je ne sais quoi. Like they're just hotter and better in every way. To me, Carolyn and JFK are high fey. Does that make sense?
25:01 Connor Wood? Yeah, and then you have The Fray, great band.
25:05 Brooke Averick? Yes, completely separate.
25:08 Connor Wood? Completely, now that's a whole different, that's a story for a different day. Um, would love to see them in concert. I am so, like, this show is so good.
25:17 Brooke Averick? I am intoxicated by these people.
25:19 Connor Wood? Brooke, you need to come to New York, please, soon. We have, it's taken over the way people are dressing, or maybe I'm just hyper aware.
25:27 Brooke Averick? Oh, I've seen that.
25:28 Connor Wood? I am walking that, Brooke, I put on my pea coat today. It's cold out. Put on my pea coat. I popped the damn collar. And I wore a knit, a knit underneath. I was like, oh, like, I didn't even do this on, it was kind of like subconscious. Where I was like, I'm actually not gonna wear a hoodie under, under this pea coat.
25:47 Brooke Averick? No, they're infiltrating the minds and bodies of everyone. Do you think you'll get one of those like backward caps?
25:54 Connor Wood? No, because I think I'll look like Michael Rapaport. I know my limits.
26:01 Brooke Averick? Uh, I mean, it's just like, I am completely, like, yeah, they are not human to me. It's so weird. And I guess that's exactly what everybody was experiencing at the time that they were alive. Like, they are, they are royalty. And it's like hard, it's really almost impossible not to be swept up in it. Like, my whole explore page is JFK Jr.
26:23 Connor Wood? So, like, obviously, I'm loving the show. I, I understand, like, if this was a time when we were alive, this is the closest we've had to Royals, right?
26:30 Brooke Averick? It is. And I feel it in my bones.
26:32 Connor Wood? And I don't feel that way towards, like, the British Royal. Like, I'm just like,
26:38 Connor Wood? What? Are you guys on? But then I see them and I'm like, I would like to follow their every move. I get it.
26:43 Brooke Averick? It's not, and it's like, it sucks because like you want to be the exact kind of person that Carolyn was and just like not swayed by the Kennedy name, but it's like, there's something, it's intoxicating. I can't explain it. I'm intoxicated.
26:59 Connor Wood? Brooke, I can't either. I mean, I said I was horny.
27:01 Brooke Averick? Like you want to be cool, but I can't like, thank God that I was not like a sentient being.
27:09 Connor Wood? Right.
27:10 Brooke Averick? At the ti- at like the peak of this because I would have been like Club Chalamet. Like I would, I would have been like a person that I don't want to be and have never wanted to be.
27:21 Connor Wood? I mean, could you imagine if they were to be around during like this, this era? But during social media, that would have been a bloodbath.
27:31 Brooke Averick? No, that would have been really bad for everyone involved.
27:35 Connor Wood? Uh, my bloodbath was not the word that I wanted to use there.
27:39 Brooke Averick? It just would have been really bad.
27:41 Connor Wood? It would have been, yeah, it would have been very tough. Um, I do want to say really quickly, like I had to one more time look up like when this was set. Because the actual way it's written is very much like, it's how we talk still. Like, he's like, suck my ass. I'm like, wait. Were they saying suck my ass?
27:58 Brooke Averick? Do you think they were doing like full like times of yore in the nineties?
28:03 Connor Wood? Like, have we come full circle to saying suck my ass?
28:06 Brooke Averick? I don't think, I don't think anyone said suck my ass in this show.
28:10 Connor Wood? I promise you, they said suck my ass because this has stuck with me.
28:13 Brooke Averick? Really?
28:14 Connor Wood? Yes.
28:14 Brooke Averick? Yeah, they were speaking like we were alive. We were babies.
28:21 Connor Wood? I don't see my parents ever, ever uttering suck my ass.
28:25 Brooke Averick? Well, that's it. That your parents are southern. This is very, they're, these are New Yorkers.
28:30 Connor Wood? My parents are not New Yorkers for sure. Yeah, that's true.
28:32 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
28:33 Connor Wood? Um, okay. Well, yeah, that was my only notice. I mean, I just think this is just like, this is just like fun, you know, the TV's, TV's getting fun, you guys.
28:41 Brooke Averick? Something also that's interesting is I'm having a really challenging time separating the actors from the real people. Which is not something that is usually a problem for me.
28:52 Connor Wood? What do you mean?
28:53 Brooke Averick? Like, I'll see if, like, when I watch, I'm like, this is, this is JFK Junior and Carolyn Bisset. Like, I'm not watching actors playing these people. I'm watching the two of these, like, documentary style.
29:04 Connor Wood? Do, do you feel refreshed in a way that? And again, this is one of those things that I might be just out of the loop for, but I do really like that. I didn't know these, these actors. I didn't know either of them.
29:16 Brooke Averick? What you've been saying and a lot of people have been saying, and I think this and heated rivalry have really proven it to be true. Like, we need new people.
29:26 Connor Wood? We need new faces.
29:27 Brooke Averick? We need new faces. Yeah, because when it's the same people over and over, you just, you know them and you project their past characters, their personalities onto them. We have these, like, beautiful, clean slates and such talent. There is so much talent out there that is yet to be untapped, as we've seen, and I'm just glad that, that we are utilizing that.
29:48 Connor Wood? I like it and I also, like, I have that thing where I walk into a theater or I sit down to watch a show and I am projecting someone's entire IMDb onto their new character and it pulls me out. And seeing this, new faces, new spaces, wide open places. It's so refreshing. I love it. I'm so excited. This is just like, I really think, I agree. I think heated rivalry in this, it's opening up like a new window for, for new, new characters for us. I'm so excited. I'm giddy about this.
30:19 Brooke Averick? And you know what? Like, the two people that I do know, Grace Gummer and Naomi Watts was Jackie. Like, I, I was having a harder time. Like, I was like, you're not Carolyn Kennedy, Caroline Kennedy, and you're not Jackie. I know who you are.
30:35 Connor Wood? Right.
30:36 Brooke Averick? But whereas these, Sarah Pigeon and Paul, I'm like, you, you are who you're playing.
30:45 Connor Wood? Yes.
30:47 Brooke Averick? Paul Anthony Kelly.
30:49 Connor Wood? We're on the same page, Brooklyn.
30:50 Brooke Averick? Paul Anthony Kelly. Here's what I'll say about him.
30:54 Connor Wood? Yeah.
30:55 Brooke Averick? Have you seen him out of character?
30:58 Connor Wood? I haven't seen him really genuinely with, I'm saying in full honesty. I have never seen this man in my life besides on the TV. In this show.
31:09 Brooke Averick? In the interviews, it's like, and this was happening to me with Hudson and Connor too. Cause they're just like good actors, but I'm like, whoa, you are not, you're actually not JFK Junior. He's so different. He's so like soft spoken and mild mannered and like, kind of like artsy. Like he has an earring and like glasses and like curly, like curly hair, like he could live in Silver Lake. He could live in Silver Lake.
31:34 Brooke Averick? But yeah, it's crazy. I also think that. This will mean something to only a few people. I think he's the only one qualified to play Reese and in. An Akatar out of.
31:45 Connor Wood? I know I, that translated to me, I didn't understand that.
31:48 Brooke Averick? Cause I've been looking for that person. We've all been looking for that person. There've been a few question marks. We found our, we found our Reese. That's, I'll just say that.
31:57 Connor Wood? Brooke has thrown her hat in the ring.
31:58 Brooke Averick? I will just say that about that.
32:03 Connor Wood? Well, well said.
32:04 Brooke Averick? Thank you. He is high Faye. They are high Faye to me.
32:07 Connor Wood? High Faye.
32:08 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
32:09 Connor Wood? They're not the fray.
32:10 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Not to be confused with the fray.
32:13 Connor Wood? Yeah, I'm, I'm really excited. It's so nice to be excited about TV.
32:17 Brooke Averick? It's so awesome. I love when people are all watching the same thing.
32:20 Connor Wood? Me too. It reminds me of a simpler time.
32:24 Brooke Averick? Yeah, like Tiger King.
32:25 Connor Wood? Yes, thank you.
32:26 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
32:27 Connor Wood? And Outer Banks.
32:30 Connor Wood? I don't know if you're on board with Outer Banks.
32:31 Brooke Averick? No, not my show, not my kind of show.
32:34 Connor Wood? I just think of Outer Banks, like. It was like so. The Goonies vibes for me when I first watched it. It was like. Me and my roommates every single day, sitting on the couch, same time, same place. So nice.
32:48 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
32:48 Connor Wood? But I was also watching a lot of Love Island UK during that time, which does bring me to a space in my heart that I really miss.
32:54 Brooke Averick? Watch, keep watching it.
32:56 Connor Wood? It's past and I, I just like, people started watching Love Island US and I.
33:03 Connor Wood? I didn't like that. I didn't like when everyone started watching that. It was kind of this like safe space. In the UK that no one else was watching and it was like. Fun and there was no.
33:15 Connor Wood? Thing around it. Nothing against people that watch US. I just, it took me out. It removed me.
33:22 Brooke Averick? Interesting.
33:23 Connor Wood? So were you inundated? We haven't talked in so long that Punch the Monkey has been brought into the world.
33:29 Brooke Averick? I don't know Punch.
33:30 Connor Wood? Oh, you don't?
33:31 Brooke Averick? I saw my first thing about Punch last night, but didn't look into it.
33:34 Connor Wood? So what did you see?
33:36 Brooke Averick? There's just that there's a monkey named Punch.
33:39 Connor Wood? So Punch is this like little baby that's being reincarnated into, or not reincarnate, what is the?
33:47 Brooke Averick? I don't know. I don't know Punch.
33:50 Connor Wood? Izzy, can you help me? I'm sorry.
33:52 Speaker 07 What were you looking for?
33:53 Connor Wood? Being... Not reincarnated. That's when you die. Um, okay, I can do this.
34:02 Speaker 07 What are the context clues?
34:03 Connor Wood? Reintasted, reintroduced, but not in that way. He's trying to be re-in something to the, the new troupe of monkeys.
34:15 Connor Wood? Because he's been raised by-
34:16 Brooke Averick? Reintegrated?
34:17 Connor Wood? Reintegrated, yes. Kind of. I don't know. Whatever. You know what I'm saying.
34:22 Brooke Averick? I don't. That's the thing.
34:23 Connor Wood? Okay, so he, he, he is-
34:25 Brooke Averick? Oh, yeah, reintegrated. He was an outcast?
34:29 Connor Wood? No, well, he was abandoned by his mom, I'm pretty sure, and so they raised him with a little plushie.
34:35 Brooke Averick? Uh-uh.
34:36 Connor Wood? He's adopted as his mother. Look, what the fuck is their problem, these other monkeys? It's just like, and then I'm like, why are we, take this baby, yeah, like, maybe we just make an exception and have this be a domesticated monkey.
34:47 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
34:48 Connor Wood? That's, that's where I'm at.
34:49 Brooke Averick? I will raise that as my own. Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up. I'm throwing up.
34:55 Connor Wood? It's just like, I don't know.
34:58 Brooke Averick? Oh my God, where is he now?
35:00 Connor Wood? So he's being, he got his first hug this morning.
35:04 Brooke Averick? From who?
35:05 Connor Wood? He's, he's received a hug.
35:06 Brooke Averick? From who?
35:08 Connor Wood? I don't know the name of the hugger, but-
35:09 Brooke Averick? Was it a monkey?
35:11 Connor Wood? It was a monkey. Yes, not a man. Brooke, you need to see when the humans come in, that like Punch runs over and jumps on their leg. Like, he's seeking shelter. He has so much comfort in this plush. As many adults, I think do, but it's, he's, he's figuring it out. I don't know. I, just like, everyone's saying, like, now, these monkeys are sensing that there's so much love being, like, pushed on to Punch, that now they're feeling it and, and now they're clout chasing Punch.
35:39 Brooke Averick? My God.
35:39 Connor Wood? But look at Punch here.
35:41 Brooke Averick? My God.
35:44 Brooke Averick? I can't watch him do push.
35:45 Connor Wood? Those two monkeys, they have a
35:46 Brooke Averick? Those, they need to go to monkey jail.
35:49 Connor Wood? I'm gonna kick their ass, their monkey ass. I would really
35:52 Brooke Averick? Oh, who was that? What's going on?
35:55 Connor Wood? Look at this.
35:56 Brooke Averick? Is he back? He's back in the game. He's so back. Punch is so back.
35:59 Connor Wood? Punch is so back. So that, that picture there
36:04 Connor Wood? brings out like a sort of primal
36:08 Connor Wood? feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna throw up and then, and sob and then just find this baby.
36:12 Brooke Averick? I agree.
36:15 Brooke Averick? Oh my, I would drop my, I'm not kidding. I would drop my, and I just met Punch a few seconds ago. I would drop my entire life for Punch. I would move to where he lives to take him under my wing.
36:27 Connor Wood? China.
36:27 Brooke Averick? Like.
36:30 Connor Wood? All eyes on Punch. Yeah.
36:33 Brooke Averick? Oh. Where does Punch live?
36:35 Connor Wood? China. Japan. Oh, Japan.
36:38 Brooke Averick? I would move to Japan.
36:40 Connor Wood? Why did I think it was China?
36:43 Brooke Averick? He's plushy.
36:46 Connor Wood? Oh my gosh, it's so sad.
36:48 Brooke Averick? What Austin Scott did in the first place?
36:51 Connor Wood? I just like
36:53 Connor Wood? no, don't watch. There's a video of them fighting. I can't. Please don't pull it up.
36:57 Brooke Averick? Punch around.
37:00 Connor Wood? Yeah, I can't believe you didn't. I can't believe this wasn't on your FY.
37:04 Brooke Averick? It was as of this morning, but like I didn't have time to get into it.
37:11 Brooke Averick? I'm sick.
37:13 Brooke Averick? I'm sick.
37:14 Connor Wood? I mean, I just wanted to kick some monkey ass over the weekend.
37:17 Brooke Averick? He reminds me of my boys.
37:18 Connor Wood? Yeah.
37:19 Brooke Averick? Reminds me of Rob.
37:23 Brooke Averick? Okay.
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39:25 Connor Wood? So sad.
39:26 Brooke Averick? Did you see porch goose?
39:28 Connor Wood? No, I didn't see porch goose. I was gonna look that up. I forgot.
39:32 Brooke Averick? I think porch goose is less viral than punch. But, oh my God, I saw this video last night. This girl, basically, she kept driving by this house a few streets down that had this porch goose. And she also had a porch goose at her house, so she felt very connected.
39:50 Connor Wood? What do you... Is it a goose that's on your porch?
39:52 Brooke Averick? It's kind of just like a goose, like a statue of a goose that lives on the porch. So she began, like, dropping off, like, clothes to dress the porch goose in, because she had clothes for her porch goose as well. And she like had just these tender feelings for the old couple that owned this porch goose, you know, porch goose and porch goose, porch goose sees porch goose. And one day she got some, she saw something, she got something back. Somebody dropped a bag off for her for, for the porch goose.
40:24 Connor Wood? It was a bomb?
40:25 Brooke Averick? No, it was not a bomb. It was an obituary.
40:29 Connor Wood? Oh shit.
40:29 Brooke Averick? From the daughter of the elderly couple. And a note that was like, my dad just passed, but like, please know that like in his last months, like you brought him so much joy and the clothes that you, I'm gonna start crying. The clothes that you dropped off like for porch goose, like he showed like my kids, like his grandchildren, like it was just such a staple in the last few months of his life. It brought everyone together, like you made us so happy, like, and you know, my mom, his wife, like passed like a few years ago and she loved porch goose so much that this really like brought up the best memories of her. Um, and like here, I want you to have this.
41:11 Brooke Averick? And she gave her like her mom, her late mother's like cookbook that was like the mom like loved geese. So it was like mama goose, like her, her cookbook and it was annotated. Yeah. And look, watch, I've reposted.
41:26 Connor Wood? I don't know if I should watch this.
41:27 Brooke Averick? The girl's just like, like she's so emotional about it. And it truly is just like one of the like, this is what humanity like it should be about. Like it's these like little things that like bring us together that are just, oh, this is, this is what, this is the human spirit to me. Just watch the beginning.
41:46 Connor Wood? Okay.
41:46 Speaker 08 Because there's this like elderly couple like two blocks away from me that have a concrete porch goose. And I've been dropping them off porch goose outfits like anonymously. I feel so silly for crying. But I've been like writing them little notes, like love your friends on Melody Lane. And they found my house by finding my porch goose. Cause I told them I had a porch goose and I've never met these people. And they just dropped me off something and just like drove away and I'm about to open it. I'm literally crying.
42:20 Speaker 08 Hey, there's a card. Oh, oh my God.
42:25 Connor Wood? Oh.
42:27 Speaker 08 Oh my god!
42:28 Connor Wood? Oh my god!
42:31 Speaker 08 They died, Joseph!
42:33 Connor Wood? Oh my god!
42:36 Speaker 08 I think that was her daughter. What do you mean they died?
42:43 Connor Wood? What do you think she means?
42:47 Speaker 08 Dear goose friend, we wanted to let you know that the goose owner passed away earlier this month.
42:53 Connor Wood? Okay.
42:53 Speaker 08 Dad was so tickled.
42:55 Brooke Averick? This is not def- like...
42:57 Connor Wood? I mean like-
42:58 Brooke Averick? Dad was so tickled.
43:00 Connor Wood? The guy could have put a shirt on before he like-
43:02 Brooke Averick? He didn't know. He didn't know that he was about to go completely virus.
43:07 Connor Wood? Least he could do. That pulled me out of it a little bit. I'm not gonna lie.
43:10 Brooke Averick? He did not know he was about to go mega viral.
43:13 Connor Wood? Sorry, I- I literally almost went, "Huh."
43:17 Connor Wood? No, he's not dead. He's behind you. Okay.
43:21 Brooke Averick? Anyway, that-
43:22 Connor Wood? Well-
43:24 Connor Wood? Well, that is just about the sweetest thing you could ever see.
43:27 Brooke Averick? Yeah. It makes me wanna drop off-
43:29 Connor Wood? Oh my god, lord knows we could need a little, uh, we could use a little positivity, huh?
43:33 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
43:35 Connor Wood? Just, yeah?
43:36 Brooke Averick? Yeah, we could use some positivity.
43:40 Connor Wood? Yeah, you know why I need a little positivity?
43:41 Brooke Averick? Why?
43:42 Connor Wood? Cause twice in the past two days, I've walked into a restroom, gone to wash my hands, lotion.
43:51 Brooke Averick? That's bad.
43:52 Connor Wood? Don't put the lotion next to the sink. Put the soap next to the sink. Lotion's second.
43:57 Brooke Averick? Listen, I'm- I'm on your side.
43:59 Connor Wood? I'm washing this- this lotion off my head. Why won't this come off my head? Lotion!
44:04 Brooke Averick? I'm on your side.
44:05 Connor Wood? I'm sure it's nice too. Now it's down the sink.
44:06 Brooke Averick? I actually don't think it should be in the same place as the soap.
44:10 Connor Wood? I think-
44:10 Brooke Averick? Like, it should be in a different area.
44:12 Connor Wood? Lotion just right outside the door of the bathroom.
44:14 Brooke Averick? Sure.
44:14 Connor Wood? To me.
44:15 Brooke Averick? Or even like on a- on a little table.
44:19 Connor Wood? What are you gonna do these days? There's so much wrong in the world, including people putting lotion next in first.
44:25 Brooke Averick? What are you gonna do?
44:27 Connor Wood? Pardon me. Um, I mean, where do we go from here, Brooke? There's, I have so much on here.
44:32 Brooke Averick? I actually have a lot to say too, believe it or not. But do you, you like went to the Olympics?
44:37 Connor Wood? Yeah, I went to the Olympics. The Olympics were lovely. It was so amazing. Um, thank you to Team USA. We won a ton of medals. That was just the coolest thing you could probably ever do. It'll probably be my one and only time going to the Olympics. So pinch me, that was just like the coolest thing ever, especially it being in Italy. And especially, we knew a handful of the, the athletes, which are so cool, just from Jake, who came with me, he's skied with these people, growing up, grown up with these people. It was just the coolest thing ever, like pinch me, pinch me, pinch me. Um, I thought, obviously, the finals in hockey were pretty funny. Like, did you see the whole, the men's team just go in and?
45:17 Brooke Averick? Funny?
45:19 Connor Wood? Yeah, I thought that it's funny how you could fuck that up so bad.
45:22 Brooke Averick? They're so stupid.
45:25 Connor Wood? It's, it was just like unbelievable. And then, so we've already, I mean, that's been covered a thousand times. It's just like, oh my gosh, are you?
45:31 Brooke Averick? It also just pisses me off like beyond belief because like you had like heated rivalry set you up for the.
45:40 Connor Wood? Brooke, that's what I was gonna say. All eyes?
45:42 Brooke Averick? All eyes on you, like literally like you had the best footsteps to follow in. You were set up for like, to be adored and you fucked it up immediately.
45:55 Connor Wood? Do you have to take, I mean, I, do you have to take a phone call from the president when you're celebrating the Olympic gold medal? Like, what are you, like, just enjoy your team? Like what? And then the film and, and then obviously we pick up like Cash Patel is in there, our head of the CIA, is it CIA or FBI?
46:12 Brooke Averick? FBI.
46:13 Connor Wood? Our head of FBI is in there chucking beers in the locker room. You better have been looking for Nancy Guthrie in all of those lockers before you chugged that beer. Like, what are you doing there? You know what I mean?
46:26 Brooke Averick? I had a dream that, oh my god, I don't know if I should say this, it's like not in good taste.
46:33 Connor Wood? We know your heart, Brooke.
46:34 Brooke Averick? But I had a dream Nancy's disappearance was part of the rehearsal season three and Nathan Fielder was behind it. I don't know if I should say that, but it was just a dream.
46:44 Connor Wood? It was just, it was all a dream, yeah.
46:47 Brooke Averick? Obviously, that's not the case.
46:49 Connor Wood? No.
46:50 Brooke Averick? At all.
46:51 Connor Wood? Not even.
46:52 Brooke Averick? But that was something that I dreamed about.
46:54 Connor Wood? It's so amazing that we haven't found her. It's also so amazing that it's national, national news and our head of the FBI is in Milan.
47:02 Brooke Averick? Stupid, except for Porch Goose.
47:05 Connor Wood? And Punch.
47:05 Brooke Averick? And Punch.
47:08 Connor Wood? Just interesting. It feels like we're kind of on our own. And also JFK.
47:15 Brooke Averick? And, and, yeah.
47:17 Connor Wood? Great show.
47:23 Connor Wood? Hard to follow that up, I'll be honest, because I have to pee now, too. Can we take a quick intermission to pee?
47:28 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
47:29 Connor Wood? If, if, if you're gonna push through, I'm gonna push through, too.
47:31 Brooke Averick? No, mine sucked itself back up, but you should go pee.
47:34 Connor Wood? Oh, you put your pee back in the chamber?
47:36 Brooke Averick? Put your pee back where it came from, or so help me?
47:38 Connor Wood? So help me, so help me.
47:39 Brooke Averick? No, you should go pee.
47:41 Connor Wood? No, I'm okay. I did want to say that when I was on my way. What?
47:45 Brooke Averick? I didn't have to pee.
47:47 Connor Wood? You'd never had to pee?
47:48 Brooke Averick? Uh-uh.
47:49 Connor Wood? What were you going to do?
47:50 Brooke Averick? The other thing.
47:52 Connor Wood? Okay, you had to pee.
47:54 Brooke Averick? What?
47:55 Connor Wood? You had to pee.
47:57 Connor Wood? I do want to say on my way to Milan, I was, I was flying through Paris, because I was in Vancouver, doing a show, and I love Vancouver. Thank you so much Vancouver for coming to the show. So much fun. Just for last Vancouver, it was a blast. Flew through Paris. I get to Paris, okay? This is the most organized I've ever been for any trip in my life, okay? I have snacks in my bag. I have vitamins in my bag. I have lotion. And I get to Paris to board the flight. I needed my passport, so I put it right into my tote bag. My tote bag was an extra carry, like a purse type situation because I checked my bag. So I had the tote bag on my arm and a backpack on my back. I go to my backpack's
48:42 Connor Wood? up above tote bags on the ground in front of me. Obviously, it's like open, you know, it's an open mouth tote as most totes are no zipper. And so I go to get off and I put my tote bag on my seat and I put my backpack on and I'm scurrying off the plane. I realized when I get into the gate right off the plane that I had left my tote bag on the seat, passport and tote. They go, you cannot go back on the plane. I go, well, I totally understand what you're saying. Can you go back on the plane? They go, no, we cannot go back on the plane. And they're French, by the way, French, bless your heart, French, but I, you don't like me and I understand why. But I, they sent me, they said, you have to go talk to my colleague. They sent me to their colleague. Colleague goes, you need to go to customer service. Customer service says, we'll go check to see if it's
49:25 Connor Wood? there. I go, it's not really a check situation. I know it's there. I boarded the plane. My passport's on the plane. I didn't have it when I exited the plane. I don't have my tote, my totes on the plane. My tote's on the plane. So anyways, it took them five and a half hours to locate it.
49:38 Brooke Averick? No.
49:39 Connor Wood? They said, you should just go do something. And I said, should I go to like the city of, should I go see the Eiffel Tower? They go, yeah, you should definitely like you have time. Because they pulled the, they put, when you get off.
49:50 Brooke Averick? Just go back and get like just walk.
49:54 Connor Wood? It was one of those things.
49:56 Brooke Averick? Usually like I've done that before and you just have to wait till everyone's off the plane.
50:00 Connor Wood? They, they told me to get out of here. Like essentially, like I was trying to gather tone of voice, but I don't think there's any tone of voice that's essentially like, oh, baby, like, hang on, baby, we'll get you, baby. Like, we'll take care of you, baby. The French don't have that like nurturing, the French that I spoke to.
50:16 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
50:17 Connor Wood? And it was kind of like, the third time I went to customer service, like, hey, can you just give me like a piece of information that gives me hope and like an ETA something? And they go, no, wait there and we'll, we'll wave you over when it's ready. So it was kind of like one of those, this is out of my hands. I'm helpless type situations. Finally, they located it. The next flight out was nine PM. I had, I had arrived at eight AM Paris. So I just spent the night, my, my next flight was nine. So I spent the night in Milan, but it worked out. But it, to have that on my first night.
50:46 Brooke Averick? You spent the night in Milan?
50:47 Connor Wood? Yeah.
50:49 Brooke Averick? How did you get to Milan?
50:51 Connor Wood? I, my flight out of Paris was 9pm, so it was just like I missed everything to get to where I needed to go, but flew out at 9pm.
50:58 Brooke Averick? Wow. That's horrible.
50:59 Connor Wood? So I spent the whole day in Paris. It was cool. It was like, obviously very cool to, I never, never spent the night like Paris.
51:05 Brooke Averick? Never spent the night in Milan before.
51:07 Connor Wood? Yeah, it was a pretty cool experience, but um.
51:11 Brooke Averick? Did you leave the airport in Paris?
51:13 Connor Wood? Yeah, no passport.
51:15 Brooke Averick? Where'd you go?
51:18 Connor Wood? Like the city, it's an hour out of, away from the airport.
51:20 Brooke Averick? Oh yeah.
51:22 Connor Wood? Um, but I was just thinking like, to have an inconvenience like that where it's like, this is ruining your day, puts everything into perspective. Do you know what I mean?
51:31 Brooke Averick? I, genuine, it's like the, those types of inconveniences that make you like, happy to be alive, once you can.
51:37 Connor Wood? Nothing else could have happened to me, yeah. That could have been worse than that.
51:43 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
51:43 Connor Wood? So I was like, you know what, this is good. And there were so many, like, it obviously took me two full days to get where I needed to go. And there was like an eight hour car ride and all these things. But I was like, I'm happy, like I'm alive and I have my passport. And it was just so great. For it to happen the first day, I'm like, this is an amazing situation.
51:58 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
51:59 Connor Wood? An amazing time.
51:59 Brooke Averick? It sucks that you can't be grateful, like unless something like that happens. Like I wouldn't be just like so grateful to have my passport.
52:07 Connor Wood? Yeah.
52:07 Brooke Averick? If I lost my passport.
52:09 Connor Wood? I also, there's this thing about like going on a trip with your friends where like these group trips. Have you been on like a group trip where you've traveled a long way with like a group of people?
52:18 Brooke Averick? Um, I would say I've, yeah, like, well, I'm, you know, I went on that French exchange.
52:23 Connor Wood? Oh yeah.
52:24 Brooke Averick? In high school. And then recently I've done like two to three to four people in Europe.
52:28 Connor Wood? Yes. Oh yeah. There's stuff that happens where it's like, oh, this is probably the worst day of my life. But when you're with people, you want to kill them by like day three.
52:38 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
52:39 Connor Wood? You know? But then you come back and it's like, you look back at that and it's like, that was so odd. Like, it's like a trauma bond situation. Like now it's funny. That day, like one day this is going to be so funny. That day was not.
52:49 Brooke Averick? That day was not today.
52:51 Connor Wood? But then you're in one, you're in that day now. And it's like, oh my gosh, that was funny.
52:54 Brooke Averick? Yeah. I totally get you, man.
52:57 Connor Wood? And then you start getting Venmo requests for parts of the trip. And it's like, oh, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to come over to your house and drive my car through your front door.
53:03 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
53:04 Connor Wood? Oh my God, to receive a Venmo request from someone you thought was your friend?
53:08 Brooke Averick? I get it.
53:09 Connor Wood? You think you know someone and then you get a Venmo request. Wow. Oh my God, eat the rich.
53:16 Brooke Averick? I get it, man. I really do.
53:21 Connor Wood? Have you seen Clavicular?
53:23 Brooke Averick? Clavicular?
53:25 Connor Wood? Yeah.
53:25 Brooke Averick? No.
53:26 Connor Wood? Okay, have you seen, hmm, what would it mean to you if I said, "completely frame-mogged"?
53:33 Brooke Averick? Frame-mogged?
53:34 Connor Wood? Frame-mogged.
53:36 Brooke Averick? Use it in a sentence?
53:39 Connor Wood? "Clavicular completely frame-mogged by ASU frat leader."
53:43 Brooke Averick? No, use it in a sentence with some other words that I would know.
53:46 Connor Wood? Okay, um, okay, "Slay completely frame-mogged me in that photo that we took together."
53:54 Brooke Averick? Oh, he completely outdid you.
53:56 Connor Wood? Yes, by, by, just by his build.
53:59 Brooke Averick? It's about his build or face?
54:01 Connor Wood? His, the way he's cut.
54:03 Brooke Averick? Oh, it's about his, oh, his frame.
54:05 Connor Wood? It, his frame, but it's also looks-maxing. What do you know about looks-maxing? Walk me through looks-maxing.
54:10 Brooke Averick? Is that the same as Slay, like what Slay would do? Like he just outdoes your looks?
54:14 Connor Wood? It's working toward to like, looks-max your face where you look better and better and better, but you're doing like ridiculous things to get to that point.
54:21 Brooke Averick? Okay.
54:22 Connor Wood? So.
54:23 Brooke Averick? Slay doesn't have to looks-max.
54:25 Connor Wood? Wait, I got exactly this sentence right.
54:28 Brooke Averick? "Clavicular got frame-mogged by a frat leader."
54:33 Connor Wood? Yeah.
54:34 Brooke Averick? Is Clavicular a person?
54:36 Connor Wood? He's on the right, right there.
54:37 Brooke Averick? Okay, who is Clavicular?
54:39 Connor Wood? He looks like if Killian Murphy had that like normal SpongeBob situation happen.
54:45 Brooke Averick? Who is Clavicular?
54:47 Connor Wood? He's on the right.
54:48 Brooke Averick? I, no, but who is he?
54:50 Connor Wood? He's a, he's a looks-maxer.
54:53 Brooke Averick? Are you sure Clavicular's not on the left?
54:55 Connor Wood? No, that's ASU frat leader.
54:57 Brooke Averick? Clavicular is looks-maxing livestream. He's trying to achieve the greatest possible level of physical attractiveness. What is he, how far into the process is he and what has he done?
55:08 Connor Wood? He's months, he's now taking a hammer to his jaw and cheekbones to, to make them swell like you would get filler done.
55:18 Connor Wood? So Clavicular is promoting his lifestyle to his young audiences.
55:21 Brooke Averick? He's like alt-right, like.
55:24 Connor Wood? I'm a s- I mean, like, it's hard to not think that, but I don't know.
55:30 Brooke Averick? Okay, so I want to let you know that he has publicly stated that he takes heroin to look slimmer.
55:37 Connor Wood? Yeah.
55:38 Brooke Averick? And, um.
55:39 Connor Wood? It's meth.
55:40 Brooke Averick? He is supporting Hitler right now.
55:44 Connor Wood? Oh.
55:45 Brooke Averick? Right now.
55:46 Connor Wood? Okay, my bad. Maybe he is alt-right.
55:48 Brooke Averick? And he hit someone with a Cybertruck.
55:54 Brooke Averick? Everyone has the right to do what they want with their own bodies, but looks-maxing influencers are promoting toxic masculinity and dangerous values to impressionable youth. This is not okay.
56:05 Connor Wood? I think we can pretty much draw the line on hitting someone with a Cybertruck.
56:08 Brooke Averick? You know what? I almost would have drew the line at, uh, the heroin and the Hitler as well.
56:14 Connor Wood? Yeah, those are not great, like, uh, resume bullet points.
56:19 Brooke Averick? Clavicular got frame-mugged by a frat leader. That, but the frat leader, like, that frame is, like, scaring me. I, but I can't tell if it's the piece that he's wearing that's, like, making the frame look scary.
56:31 Connor Wood? No, I think it's pretty scary.
56:33 Brooke Averick? Okay.
56:33 Connor Wood? He looks like Larry the Lobster.
56:34 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
56:36 Connor Wood? Um, so I want to know, and now that you know who Clavicular is, like, I can't, I, I understand why he wasn't on your, he didn't come across your desk.
56:47 Brooke Averick? Clavicular, that sounds like part of the ear.
56:51 Connor Wood? Well, the clavicle.
56:52 Brooke Averick? Oh.
56:55 Connor Wood? And we learned about our ears last week, but I, I think that, um, I, I don't imagine a world where SNL doesn't do a skit about this this week. Because it does seem like something that they would assume they have their finger on the pulse for.
57:07 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Clavicular got frame-mugged by a frat leader.
57:12 Connor Wood? Say it again for me a little louder. Say it again for me a little louder.
57:16 Brooke Averick? Clavicular got frame-mugged by a frat leader. Clavicular got frame-mugged by a frat leader. Clavicular got frame-mugged by a frat leader.
57:23 Brooke Averick? Nice.
57:23 Connor Wood? Like, I'm like, what are you maxing right now? I'm, I'm hunch maxing.
57:29 Connor Wood? I'm hunched over like a, I'm hunch, I'm, I'm hunchmogging you.
57:33 Brooke Averick? I've been touching my feet the whole episode. And picking the nail polish off of my toes.
57:39 Connor Wood? You're athlete's foot maxing right now.
57:41 Brooke Averick? No, I don't have athlete's foot. Don't put that in the space. Don't put that in people's heads.
57:47 Connor Wood? Um, I'm, I'm like, I'm like UTI maxing over here because I am holding it.
57:51 Brooke Averick? Go.
57:52 Connor Wood? No.
57:55 Connor Wood? I'm sphincter maxing.
57:57 Brooke Averick? Go pee and I can tell everyone about my tour because I haven't spoken about it.
58:01 Connor Wood? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait, but I want to hear this too, but, okay, wait. Hang on. Okay. Okay, tell them about the tour and then like, give me a summary when I come back. Sorry.
58:09 Brooke Averick? No problem. It's not really anything. It's just that I'm going on tour with, let me get my phone. Haven't touched my phone this whole episode. Um, I'm going on tour with Phoebe, starting on May 26th in New York. Um, oh, thank you, Izzy. Izzy's pulling it up. Yeah, come join me. Um, there are still some cities with some tickets available. We're starting off in New York. Let me tell you exactly where I'm going because I'm already, it's, I will be sleepy, but it will be an amazing kind of sleepy. Starting off in New York on the 26th, that's pub day. It's Phoebe's birthday. Then going to Philly. That's where I'm from. So that's exciting. Both of those. And Boston, Boston's the next day. Those three are sold out.
58:52 Brooke Averick? But those are like sold out for good. Then we're going to Los Angeles, Barnes and Noble, The Grove. So coming back west. Then go, go into Chicago. These are sold out, I think, but with the opportunity to move to a larger venue. So keep an eye on that one. Um, there's two in Chicago. There's a luncheon thing, which is the one that it, I think they're looking to move to a larger venue. And then I think there's a one at night with tickets that are still available. Okay. Then we're going to Charlotte.
59:27 Brooke Averick? I think there are tickets available for that one, or it might be sold out. Then going to Louisville. I have not been to Charlotte or Louisville, so I'm excited for that. I definitely think there are still tickets in Louisville. Then going to Dallas. Never been to Texas, so that's exciting. I think there are tickets there. Then Austin, which I'm really excited about because Connor, you know, I've never been to Texas.
59:51 Connor Wood? What's the date for Austin?
59:52 Brooke Averick? The date for Austin is June 5th.
59:55 Connor Wood? That is my sister's birthday.
59:57 Brooke Averick? Happy birthday.
59:59 Connor Wood? Can I come to that?
1:00:00 Brooke Averick? I would love if you came to that. Are you freaking kidding me?
1:00:02 Connor Wood? Yeah.
1:00:04 Brooke Averick? And that one is sold out, but I think they are looking to move to a larger venue. So keep your eyes peeled.
1:00:10 Connor Wood? June 5th?
1:00:11 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Heading to St. Louis. I've never been there either. I'm not sure about that one. Then we are going to, back to Los Angeles. I'll be at Diesel Bookstore, which I've actually never been to that location, which is exciting. And that one is not sold out, but the moderator for that one, which we'll announce the moderators in a few weeks, I think you will love. So I would get tickets for that one if you want before the moderator is announced.
1:00:39 Brooke Averick? Then heading to Seattle. I've never been there, which I'm really excited to go there. I think there might be tickets available for that one.
1:00:45 Connor Wood? Oh, you're gonna have so much fun in Seattle. This is gonna be so amazing.
1:00:48 Brooke Averick? I only have one night in all these places, though.
1:00:52 Connor Wood? That is kind of hard. That's kind of, that's my experience too. But you get the whole day. And because you get the whole day, like if you're in a place like Seattle, you hit all the touristy spots and it's fun. You know, you get to like be a tourist all day.
1:01:06 Brooke Averick? But I feel like I'm, I'll get there that, like during the day. Like that's when I'll arrive.
1:01:11 Connor Wood? I usually, I try as many, as much as I can, I try to get places the day before.
1:01:16 Brooke Averick? But I have something, I have the show, like I have the tour stop the nights before, you know?
1:01:21 Connor Wood? Oh, wow. You're busy, busy.
1:01:23 Brooke Averick? Yeah, so I don't, I don't know what to do, man.
1:01:29 Brooke Averick? Then going to Portland. Never been there. So that's exciting.
1:01:34 Connor Wood? We're in Seattle. That'll be a quick trip.
1:01:36 Brooke Averick? And I do think that one's sold out, but maybe we're going to a larger venue for that one. Can't, can't be too sure. Then San Francisco, I've also never been there.
1:01:45 Connor Wood? Have you been anywhere?
1:01:46 Brooke Averick? Although I've been getting yelled at because apparently the location is not actually in San Francisco. So go ahead and make sure you look at the location before booking tickets. Cause some people have been upset that at me, that they didn't look at the location. So just go ahead and look at that for me. And then back to LA and we will be doing a little birthday party. Um, on my birthday, June 18th at the Ripped Bodice.
1:02:10 Connor Wood? So that'll be there too.
1:02:11 Brooke Averick? Great.
1:02:13 Brooke Averick? Yay. And that's it. And I'm very excited and I hope to see some, if not all of you there. Appreciate you.
1:02:23 Brooke Averick? Thanks a million.
1:02:25 Connor Wood? You're completely frame mugging me right now. Um, I also want to say, what?
1:02:30 Brooke Averick? With my frame?
1:02:31 Connor Wood? With your newly frame.
1:02:34 Connor Wood? I also want to say, we are going on a little mini tour that we already talked about. And it will be announced.
1:02:41 Brooke Averick? Did we talk about it?
1:02:42 Connor Wood? Yeah, I think we'll have posted it live by now.
1:02:46 Brooke Averick? Oh, amazing.
1:02:48 Connor Wood? So, uh, three little stops in California. We're so excited. It's gonna be so much fun. It's already live, so people sleuths have already found it. Um, we're so excited. It's gonna be so much fun.
1:02:58 Brooke Averick? Oh, I can't wait. I've never been to Sacramento before.
1:03:01 Connor Wood? Look at that little graphic.
1:03:02 Brooke Averick? I've never been to Sacramento. I can't wait.
1:03:05 Connor Wood? Oh, my gosh.
1:03:05 Brooke Averick? To go on April 11th.
1:03:07 Connor Wood? Fun. San Diego. Wow.
1:03:09 Brooke Averick? And San Diego and Irvine.
1:03:10 Connor Wood? We might have to spend a little time.
1:03:11 Brooke Averick? Irvine is the one that we did their show at before, right?
1:03:13 Connor Wood? Yes. And we're gonna reinvigorate it this time. We're gonna have so much fun. Um, well, sweet. I think, uh,
1:03:20 Brooke Averick? I'm excited to get really comfortable on that stage this time around.
1:03:23 Connor Wood? Yeah. Frame mugging looks maxing.
1:03:26 Brooke Averick? Last time I was stand up, so I'm looking forward to standing up this time.
1:03:29 Connor Wood? You were sit maxing.
1:03:30 Brooke Averick? I was sit maxing. No, but I think I have, I dropped my hobonichi while you were gone.
1:03:36 Brooke Averick? But I think I have something else in there. Oh, yeah.
1:03:38 Connor Wood? I have, I have a big one if you don't.
1:03:40 Brooke Averick? One quick thing. My dad was visiting this weekend and I did something that I don't know if you will see, but you might. I did something with our close personal friend Dylan. Friend of the family. And I was like, I was very nervous for my dad to be there because I, you know, I don't know what parents are ever gonna say, you know, like I did, I did think my dad was gonna say something about like.
1:04:07 Connor Wood? Like what? What could your dad's?
1:04:09 Brooke Averick? I thought that he was gonna be like, where's, where's Zach?
1:04:12 Connor Wood? Oh.
1:04:13 Brooke Averick? And why, why haven't you called Zach? And I, so I told my dad on the way, like, you may not bring up Zach.
1:04:18 Connor Wood? What if, what if he just called Zach?
1:04:20 Brooke Averick? My dad?
1:04:22 Connor Wood? Like, I could see him saying that.
1:04:24 Brooke Averick? No, I know. Like, parents don't understand, like, sometimes if I'll be like, oh, like, I really, I have a crush on Andrew Garfield or something, parents will be like, just email him. Okay, thank you.
1:04:35 Connor Wood? Yeah.
1:04:35 Brooke Averick? So I was worried my dad was gonna be like, call Zach. So, you know, on the way there, I said, no, you know, we're not doing any Zach. Just, you know, hi, introduce yourself and, you know, that's it. Um, cause I do, my dad is a big fan of Dylan, like, really, really.
1:04:49 Connor Wood? Yeah, I know.
1:04:49 Brooke Averick? Really cares for the guy. Um, so the other day, he sent me a photo and he was like, here's this photo I took of you and Dylan.
1:04:58 Connor Wood? Yeah.
1:04:59 Brooke Averick? It's just Dylan and like my foot is in it. Like, he had completely zoomed in on Dill only.
1:05:05 Connor Wood? It's majority Dylan, yeah.
1:05:07 Brooke Averick? And was like, here's this photo of you and Dylan. Dad, you went ahead and you just got Dylan, which is fine and I totally get it. Like, I wouldn't have wanted to be frame mugged anyway, but it just kind of cracked me up. Cracked my fat up.
1:05:20 Connor Wood? That's really, I mean, what an experience. Your dad's probably gonna tell people about that for a long time.
1:05:26 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Maybe.
1:05:28 Connor Wood? Um, well, I'm looking forward to maybe seeing it or maybe not.
1:05:32 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
1:05:33 Connor Wood? Based on what I'm hearing, but, um.
1:05:35 Brooke Averick? Can't stop touching my feet.
1:05:37 Connor Wood? I have one more thing I want to talk about really quickly, just, I should have slipped it into the TV. I should have probably slipped it into something a little more comfortable, but.
1:05:43 Brooke Averick? Sure.
1:05:44 Connor Wood? I, it is like relevant to TV film right now.
1:05:47 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
1:05:48 Connor Wood? I saw Wuthering Heights.
1:05:50 Brooke Averick? Yes.
1:05:51 Connor Wood? Um, I want to talk about that in bonus. I did really enjoy it. I think it's special. I do want to shift gears. I have a longer. Whoa, what is going on?
1:06:02 Connor Wood? I have a longer, um, pretty, pretty like intellectual
1:06:07 Brooke Averick? Ooh.
1:06:07 Connor Wood? conversation to have about it, which everyone I've talked to has been really impressed with my,
1:06:15 Connor Wood? with my ability to look into things and connect things, which I'm pretty stoked on because I didn't look anything up about it. Like I didn't know anything about it, but like I can draw, this is why I was so good at my, um, essays. Because I'm really good at symbolism randomly.
1:06:28 Brooke Averick? Okay. I'm excited to hear what you have to say.
1:06:30 Connor Wood? I love symbols, but, um, king, king, king, that was kind, but I also, uh,
1:06:38 Connor Wood? love it.
1:06:40 Brooke Averick? Okay.
1:06:40 Connor Wood? Oh, Jacob Elordi.
1:06:42 Brooke Averick? Yes.
1:06:42 Connor Wood? He's been cast as the new James Bond.
1:06:43 Brooke Averick? Saw that.
1:06:44 Connor Wood? I do not like it. I do not understand how someone of his stature can slip quietly through a crowd. If he was slipping through some sort of gala or ball, you'd be like, there's that tall guy with the gun. You know, I don't, I don't see him being able to be sly and slipping around the corner and even doing a backhand spring.
1:07:02 Brooke Averick? You know, when like spies have to, or not even spies, like if you're breaking into something, there's all those laser pointers going in different directions and you have to like sneak through them as to not activate the laser pointers.
1:07:13 Connor Wood? Yeah.
1:07:14 Brooke Averick? I want to do that.
1:07:15 Connor Wood? Okay. Jacob's wingspan alone.
1:07:17 Brooke Averick? Jacob can't do that.
1:07:19 Connor Wood? No, Jacob can't slip through lasers.
1:07:22 Brooke Averick? Although he, what can't he do?
1:07:25 Connor Wood? It's really, he will be able to do it.
1:07:26 Brooke Averick? I think so, but we'll discuss your take in the bonus.
1:07:30 Connor Wood? Yeah.
1:07:31 Brooke Averick? See you then.
1:07:32 Connor Wood? He might be a great James Bond if things are too high for other people to grab. Like that could be his whole thing is I'm tall James Bond.
1:07:37 Brooke Averick? Right.
1:07:39 Connor Wood? I'm tall, I'm tall maxing. I'm height maxing. Anyways, I'm just saying, I don't know if they can like, whatever they did for Tom Cruise, I guess he wasn't James Bond, was he?
1:07:48 Brooke Averick? He was Mission Impossible.
1:07:50 Connor Wood? Mission Impossible. Well, whatever they do for Tom Cruise, where you don't even realize that he's five, five, they're going to have to do the opposite for Jacob Elordi. Like they're going to have to film from him from above, from like.
1:07:59 Brooke Averick? Interesting.
1:08:02 Connor Wood? Okay, well, that's all I got.
1:08:03 Brooke Averick? Okay.
1:08:04 Connor Wood? Rest in peace, Eric Day. And also, we missed that. That's such a shame. I hate ALS.
1:08:09 Brooke Averick? Fuck ALS. Like, I... Don't even get me started.
1:08:14 Connor Wood? I know.
1:08:15 Brooke Averick? Izzy, can we put a link in the bio to donate to ALS? I have one to send you.
1:08:24 Brooke Averick? Anyway, donate to ALS. Not to it, but to research. Appreciate it. Thank you.
1:08:30 Connor Wood? ALS research.
1:08:31 Brooke Averick? Okay. Bye.
1:08:33 Connor Wood? Okay. Bye. I'll see you in the bonus. Thank you, guys, for listening. We'll see you in the bonus. Later.
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