Getting Way Too Comfortable on Brooke’s Couch

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  Did you see that I spilled John and Benny's all over the couch a few nights ago?

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  I'm asking you, like, in a podcasting way.

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  Oh, hi. Welcome back to Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast. Today we're coming at you from Brooke's couch. Why? Oh my gosh, I almost did something bad.

• 1:48SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Me too.

• 1:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Almo- almost. No.

• 1:49SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I'm sorry. I was sucking my cough drop in a way that's like I'm not on the microphone, but I am. And I did try to do this without a cough drop, and it wasn't possible, 'cause there's... It feels like there's a small hair in my throat, but I think it's just my throat.

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  Ugh, what a time. We're coming at you live from Brooke's couch today, because Brooke will be out of town shortly.

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  I'm going to New York, uh-

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  So jealous

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  ... first. I'm like, it's not hitting me that, like, it's gonna be fall in New York. Like, I forget that's an, that's a thing.

• 2:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That's an option we have.

• 2:22SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That's an option. So I'm gonna get to do that, which I'm really excited about. I'm doing some book crap and stuff I'm excited for.

• 2:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What are you doing?

• 2:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I have a book event in Long Island on Thursday, and then I have a meet and greet at The Ripped Bodice on Friday. And then on Saturday I have RomCon, which is a romance fest-able.

• 2:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wow, I wonder about Rong- Rom- RomCon.

• 2:52SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, it's like a... It's with this publisher, Eight Three One, and they make, like, short romance stories, and they're so good. So I'll be the... on a panel.

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  You're gonna be on a panel?

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  I'll be on a frigging panel.

• 3:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What are you gonna do on the panel? Are they gonna ask you questions?

• 3:06SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, I actually think it's more of a, like, mock debate. Is one of the cats doing something?

• 3:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, they're, I mean, they're just going b- bananas over there.

• 3:14SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. Yeah, they might-

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  They're playing in that pile of trash

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  ... be doing that. Yeah, they love trash. My, my apartment is trash mountain- ... right now. So I just wanna move.

• 3:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I think there's an extra cat that just came out of that bag.

• 3:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I honestly just wanna move. One time, I swear to God, in the middle of the night there were three cats in here. And no, this was not when I was fostering.

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  Middle of the night, I come out to see something just sh- something had shattered completely. Three cats.

• 3:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Sometimes I hope my car gets stolen so I don't have to go to Goodwill and drop off my donations.

• 3:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Do you know that, like, you can sometimes get those picked up?

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  I couldn't allow myself to do that, 'cause I, to me I'm like, "You're such a lazy-"

• 4:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, I'm fine to do that

• 4:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... like, go to Goodwill and do... You are able to do that.

• 4:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I'm, I'm not, and I'm, I'll be honest about that. I'm not. I went to the UPS store yesterday, which was unbelievable.

• 4:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  UPS is a very sp- actually, actually, yeah, UPS, FedEx, both of the stores, have curated a very specific type of experience that you can only get when you are shipping out a small parcel, and it's 17 people in line, one employee that is extremely nice to where it kind of, like, numbs all of the horrible experience. It's the same playlist that

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  they played on the radio in 2013. It's that playlist, but kind of in an eerie way. There's Katy Perry on it, The Fray.

• 4:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I love The Fray.

• 4:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, me too. Me too.

• 4:58SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You know what I listened to the other day? Don't, stop getting distracted by them. They'll, they're just gonna keep doing it.

• 5:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 5:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Just ignore them.

• 5:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  All right.

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  Five For Fighting.

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  What's that?

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  "You only got 100 years-"

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  Wow

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  "... to live."

• 5:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That song is one of... That's one of the... When I remember my dad hearing that song and being like, "What the hell? I'm past, like, half of these ages."

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  That sucks.

• 5:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wait, is that the one, "16 missed and-"

• 5:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, "I'm 16 for a moment."

• 5:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That song is utter bullshit.

• 5:33SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's like, it's upsetting.

• 5:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's such a rude awakening. I don't... You know what? I, I think that that song is a little ageist. It's like, "I'm 16." What is he doing at 16?

• 5:43SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I forget.

• 5:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  "For a moment."

• 5:44SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Do you want me to pull up the lyrics?

• 5:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, let's review the things that he seems to be alluding to

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  only, only being able to happen at 16.

• 5:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  100 years, five. We're fighting. I'm 15 for a moment. Okay?

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  Yeah.

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  Caught in between 10 and 20 I'm just dreaming, counting the ways to where you are. Fair.

• 6:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Who?

• 6:11SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Probably his crush.

• 6:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  A love?

• 6:12SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 6:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

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  I'm 22 for a moment.

• 6:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That's a good age.

• 6:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  She feels better than ever, and we're on fire making our way back from Mars.

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  Starting to lose me.

• 6:23SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Me too. 15, there's still time for you, time to buy and time to lose. 15, there was never a wish better than this, when you only got 100 years to live.

• 6:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So kind of just saying like, "Hey, everything feels like the end of the world at 15," and you're genuinely okay?

• 6:42SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I think he's trying to say like, "You're 15, man. Calm down."

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  I don't remember-

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  'Cause the chorus is like, "15, there's still time for you."

• 6:50SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It does go back to 15.

• 6:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And it's like, because b- you'll blink and it's like all of a sudden you're 33, all of a sudden you're 67.

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  And, and there's nothing wrong with being 33.

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  You're 99 for a moment, dying for just another moment. Oh, wow. Ooh, I have goose chills. I'm 99 for a moment, I'm dying for just another moment, and I'm just dreaming, counting the ways to where you are. So at every age. At the beginning and at the end, he was counting the ways to where you are.

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  I wish that song would have never come out.

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  I don't like that.

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  That's-

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  I think that's a-

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  You know what song always-

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  ... pessimistic way of th- looking at things.

• 7:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, I think it's a, like, seize the moment, 'cause it'll be gone before you know it.

• 7:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So you think you would get along with Five?

• 7:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's a classic c- like, there's two ways to look at life, everything matters, nothing matters type of vibe.

• 7:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, wow, Brooke. Yeah.

• 7:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's always comes-

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  I j-

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  ... back to that dichotomy, the dichotomy of, of a life.

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  I'm just getting annoyed because it seems like Five for Fighting might be the type of person that's just like, "Be present," you know? Like, that... I, I don't get along with people that liv- like, remind me of mantras.

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  I think y- are you thinking of the people when you're like, "I'm anxious," and they're just like, "Be present"?

• 8:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No. I'm thinking about the people that are genuinely right, but it's annoying to acknowledge that they're right.

• 8:13SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 8:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like p- like people that are like, "I'm in really good shape because I work out four times a week and I eat healthy," and then when I start to do that, I'm like, "Oh my God, they're right, but I'm not gonna tell them that."

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  Mm-hmm.

• 8:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  'Cause I don't, they don't need another win.

• 8:27SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 8:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Those kind of people. I'm trying to think of an annoying reminder that I, I am told.

• 8:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I feel like you get those a lot because you stress about things that are, like... And I do this, too. Both of us will stress about things that are, like, objectively good things.

• 8:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 8:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And I feel like we get reminders a lot that are like, "This is a good thing," and I th- that's annoying, 'cause it's like, "Well, I'm still stressed about it."

• 8:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Perspective.

• 8:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 8:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, my gosh. This kind of feels like, uh, bedrest vibes.

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  I love bedrest. It feels like Charlie, or Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

• 9:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm-hmm. Do you think people will enjoy this?

• 9:10SCRIBE_speaker_2

  They usually, they used to like the couch episodes.

• 9:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, they did. But usually that's because we-

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  I'm not able to sit up today.

• 9:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That's why, that's, that's what we had u- oh, no.

• 9:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What? You spilled?

• 9:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, I just can't finish my sentence. And I'm out of things to talk about.

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  Did you-

• 9:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  How far are we? Brooke, th- half of what we've done today is look over towards the cat.

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  No, that's just you.

• 9:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm being stung by something.

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  Ow.

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  Out of your, out of your butt?

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  On my back. On my lower back.

• 9:44SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Let me see.

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  No.

• 9:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Is there something on my back right here?

• 9:51SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No.

• 9:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  There's nothing on this spot, then?

• 9:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No.

• 9:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ooh, it hurts.

• 9:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Ugh. That was funny.

• 9:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Why?

• 9:58SCRIBE_speaker_2

  'Cause it's just like...

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  Oh, no.

• 10:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Brooke took Sudafed too.

• 10:08SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It feels like when you're sitting on the couch, like, and being stung by something.

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  So what had happened was, I took Sudafed and felt really weird, and then,

• 10:25SCRIBE_speaker_2

  uh, I took this weed drink because there was something in my throat.

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  So, so I just kept chugging and chugging 'cause it was stuck

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  in my throat. So I chugged it so fast.

• 10:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, Lord.

• 10:51SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, uh, that was honestly, I'm fine.

• 10:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Good.

• 10:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You want me to tell you about a few things that I have to tell you about?

• 10:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, please.

• 11:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Well, first of all, let me play this thing for you. There is still something weird in my throat. It's like a hair.

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  Let me play you this thing. You know how, like, a smell will, like...

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  Stop looking like that. A smell will, like, bring you right back in a crazy way.

• 11:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Sure.

• 11:25SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I heard this sound the other day, and it brought me back to such a specific moment in time, and I think it will bring all of us back in a crazy way. Are you ready?

• 11:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  How are you gonna show me a smell?

• 11:41SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Did I say s- I meant s- I said sound.

• 11:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You're gonna play me a sound-

• 11:47SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 11:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... that, to remind me of a smell?

• 11:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No. I said, "Do you know how smells bring you back to something?"

• 11:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, yes.

• 11:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Well... Oh, maybe I didn't connect the bridge.

• 11:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No.

• 11:58SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So in this, in the same way I heard a song-

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  You know smells remind you of something, check this out.

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  In the same way I heard a song, and it brought me back so much that, and I think it will bring you right back.

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  Are you ready?

• 12:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. You know what smells really bad? Check this out.

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  Oh, shit.

• 12:21SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Uh... I'm all alone.

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  Do you know-

• 12:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Where's my dad?

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  I'm all alone.

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  I'm all alone.

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  I'm just gonna-

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  I'm too small to be here on my own.

• 12:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He unfollowed me on Instagram.

• 12:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Did you unfollow him back?

• 12:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No. I shouldn't.

• 12:39SCRIBE_speaker_2

  But something sweet about you is that when someone unfollows you, you don't unfollow back.

• 12:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, I don't really, it doesn't really hurt my feelings, especially if, like, I sense that we had a really tr- real connection.

• 12:49SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I get, if someone follows me back, it's like you're dead to me in real life as well.

• 12:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Un-

• 12:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Sorry, if someone unfollows me, it's like you're dead to me in real life as well.

• 12:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You had the other thing happen too, where when someone hasn't followed you back yet,

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  and it upsets you.

• 13:06SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I f- I follow and unfollow, and follow and unfollow, and then I hate them i- in the real life too, when they don't follow me back.

• 13:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  There's, there's one person who's done several horrible things to and around me-

• 13:18SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm-hmm

• 13:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... who I have followed, and like they never followed me back. And I, I care more that they never followed me back-

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  Done the horrible things

• 13:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... than all of the heinous things that they did.

• 13:29SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I, um... Yeah.

• 13:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  They've been unfollowed.

• 13:31SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That's good.

• 13:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 13:33SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Um, if my throat didn't feel like there was something in it, I would be fine.

• 13:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So are you not fine right now?

• 13:41SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's just, like, I f- there's, like, it feels like there's, like, a little hair.

• 13:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Would it help to know that there's not a little hair in there?

• 13:48SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It just, there's something, like, bothering me.

• 13:51SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That's a non-sequitur.

• 13:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Is it?

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  To me.

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  I, I was seeing if I could slip that in. I don't know what it, how to use it. I just-

• 14:03SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I don't really either. But I don't think that that was it. What did you, what did you say, Izzy?

• 14:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Define non-sequitur.

• 14:12SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Define... It's like a non-sequitur. It's like a fritz bernese, like that type of thing. It's like...

• 14:18SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's a fritz bernese type of thing? It's not a...

• 14:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The dress from Bridesmaids?

• 14:26SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. It's like you just throw it into sentences.

• 14:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  A non-sequitur?

• 14:30SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, it's like, like in the same exact way that I would say it's a fritz bernese.

• 14:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Just like an un-

• 14:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, it's a non-sequitur

• 14:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... unnecessary addition.

• 14:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, it's a non-sequitur.

• 14:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So the little hair in your throat-

• 14:42SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's like those-

• 14:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... I, that's a non-sequitur

• 14:44SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... it is, you were right.

• 14:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 14:48SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So I, what I wanted to tell you is that

• 14:52SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I saw, uh, You Can See Everything.

• 14:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 14:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes documentary.

• 15:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I liked it. W- I, did we bring Elizabeth Holmes back into the zeitgeist? Or was it her?

• 15:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  She's been-

• 15:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Or was it him?

• 15:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

  She's been definitely back.

• 15:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 15:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  But I don't think we had any- anything to do with that. And the movie was so insane that I keep forgetting that Nathan Fielder was in my theater at the beginning of it. Like, I keep actively forgetting that because, like, the movie was so insane that that's what I'm thinking about.

• 15:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The movie was good?

• 15:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  The movie was that insane. It was insane enough to make me forget that Nathan Fielder introed it, 'cause he was just walking around the grove on opening night, popping into theaters.

• 15:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wow. What was the m-

• 15:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It was-

• 15:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What was the premise of the movie? I still don't get-

• 15:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You sh- and-

• 15:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It shows her last, like, 36 days before she-

• 15:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And you shouldn't. It's, that's-

• 15:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... goes to jail?

• 15:41SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That's how it starts, is Nathan's basically, like, living with her and f- just filming everything in the last 30 days that she has-

• 15:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  How, why-

• 15:48SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... leading up to going to jail.

• 15:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If I may, why would Elizabeth Holmes, who's on her way to jail,

• 15:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  agree to let Nathan Fielder of all people on the planet, to make this documentary? And then, two, without giving this away-

• 16:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Not the answer

• 16:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... did he pitch it to her in a way where it was like, "Let me paint you in a light that will make public perception, like, more, more well- more, more open to you when you get out or if you get out?" Or will this help her case, or will this help her case at all?

• 16:20SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I have answers to both of the questions, but I'm not gonna answer you because they are questions that are explored in the film. Connor, this is gonna get nominated for Best Picture, period.

• 16:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Really?

• 16:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  The way that my bra- like, my brain hurts so badly thinking about what I saw, and this is a movie that I will see in theaters up to five times because it's like, that was, like, just, like, the preliminary viewing. Like, I need to go back. I, there's so many threads that I need to follow, that you need to go back and see it, like, 18 times to follow all of the different threads. And I'm bringing a notebook. Megan started taking notes in the middle of the movie. She pulled out a notebook. I wish I had one. I'm so stupid.

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• 23:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What were the notes?

• 23:10SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Just, like, you ha- you just, it's like I just can't... You just have to go see it, 'cause I don't think you should know anything.

• 23:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 23:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's just like, what just ha- what?

• 23:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, it's, like, really impossible to have a conversation about this movie that you saw 'cause-

• 23:27SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I'm just telling you to go see it.

• 23:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I know. I wanna go see it. Everyone-

• 23:31SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And here's what I'll, here's what I'll say.

• 23:35SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It kind of turned into an episode of The Rehearsal.

• 23:41SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And you might be thinking, like, how does a documentary turn into an episode of, of The Rehearsal?

• 23:48SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Go see it.

• 23:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I think you'll-

• 23:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What's The Rehearsal?

• 23:55SCRIBE_speaker_2

  They fin- second show.

• 23:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The one I didn't like?

• 23:58SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, where he, like, uh, rehearses every single-

• 24:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like the flight-

• 24:03SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... thing, everything

• 24:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... simulation?

• 24:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 24:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, I didn't like that one.

• 24:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's got a great scene-

• 24:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm really nervous 'cause everyone I've talked to really, really, really likes this film. Like, all my Austin friends went and saw it, and they said that it was just, like, phenomenal immediately after. They were like, "Everyone go see that right now."

• 24:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I haven't heard anything bad. I'm sure-

• 24:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I, well, I don't have the same- ... thing for Nathan Fielder that everybody else does, and I don't like that about myself. But, like, not that I dislike him, I just like genuinely, like Tim- Tim Robinson, his stuff is-

• 24:35SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. It's not the same

• 24:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... I think it's because I have, uh, like sensory issues, and Tim Robinson tr- triggers my sensory issues 'cause he's so loud. He reminds me of fireworks.

• 24:47SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Nathan's not loud, though.

• 24:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Nathan makes me viscerally feel uncomfortable.

• 24:51SCRIBE_speaker_2

  He, he doesn't-

• 24:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I know that's the point.

• 24:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I know. He d- he's more... He's not- ... like the Nathan Fielder of Nathan for You in this. He's just like a, being, he's just a person. Like, he's not trying to make you uncomfortable in, for the most part.

• 25:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What can you sh- what can you tell me, uh, 'cause I, I, I'm, I know that you don't wanna give anything away. Is this like-

• 25:13SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's not that there's any- there's like not that much to even give away, it's just like I can't even explain it 'cause I don't know anything. Like, uh-

• 25:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You don't know what you don't know

• 25:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... I came out of that so, with so many more questions.

• 25:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Hmm.

• 25:31SCRIBE_speaker_2

  But you know she fully believes she's innocent, and like that's what she's trying to show. That's what she wants.

• 25:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Uh, that's what I figured.

• 25:37SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 25:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That was my, that was the first question.

• 25:39SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And do you think that she thought that this would...

• 25:43SCRIBE_speaker_2

  She didn't know who Nathan was-

• 25:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Hmm

• 25:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... at all. Her husband wanted Nathan.

• 25:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So is he, is her husband like a goofball?

• 25:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Well, I don't know if I'd say goofball. Um, I would, this is where I would say go, go see the movie.

• 26:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  My gosh, bro.

• 26:03SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. Sorry. That's annoying, but like, I mean, just wow.

• 26:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Really? Okay.

• 26:10SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yes.

• 26:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm, I am gonna see it.

• 26:12SCRIBE_speaker_2

  The f- and he was in my theater.

• 26:15SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Wow. Just wow.

• 26:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So now I'm gonna pivot.

• 26:20SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Okay.

• 26:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  When Colleen Hoover invited Becca Moore to go-

• 26:23SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 26:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... to the premiere, was that that movie?

• 26:26SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So, yes. For those of you that don't know,

• 26:30SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Becca posted like a while ago, uh, Becca Moore, like an interaction that she had with Nathan-

• 26:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah

• 26:37SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... in Erewhon. And she, she is a-

• 26:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What was the interaction she had with Nathan?

• 26:40SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... love, big crush on Nathan. It was like, I forget what the interaction was, but it was honestly flirty in a way that I was like definitely very jealous about.

• 26:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 26:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Like, it was definitely flirty, and then Nathan just like never answered her DMs, and so she was like heartbroken, of course, that, that they went no contact is what she calls it. And so she's posted about Nathan a lot. Colleen must have seen that. Colleen DMs her at like 3:00 in the morning and is like, "I, I don't know who you are or where you live or anything, but if you wanna come as my plus one to the premiere of You Can See Everything, that option is available to you." Becca happened to be awake at 3:00 AM, saw that message, and drove to JFK in an Uber. So someone drove her, and then she just flew to New York to be Colleen's plus one for the premiere.

• 27:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  She drove to JFK to fly to New York?

• 27:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So

• 27:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  no. She actually drove to, she got an Uber to go to LAX.

• 27:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 27:42SCRIBE_speaker_2

  To go to New York.

• 27:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Gotcha.

• 27:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 27:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Short flight.

• 27:49SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It was an easy trip. And so now she's best friends with Colleen Hoover, but she, I don't, she did not get to meet Nathan.

• 27:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So that was just an act of goodwill on Colleen's part?

• 27:59SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yes.

• 27:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 28:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Colleen, like, when I like speak about my relationship with Colleen, you have to understand, like she's what got me back to read- into reading when I was 16,

• 28:11SCRIBE_speaker_2

  and I was obsessed with her in high school. And so I know quite a bit about her like personality. Like, she's very like do it for the plot. Like, like she's really interesting. Sh- a weird person in an amazing way.

• 28:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. I could not read her vibe in Becca's Reel that she posted.

• 28:29SCRIBE_speaker_2

  She's, she's, she's really interesting.

• 28:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I think everyone tries to paint her as like this like very like millennial cringe, but like I don't get that vibe from her. I think she's genuinely weird in a way that I like.

• 28:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I was getting lesbian.

• 28:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm, not a lesbian.

• 28:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I don't know.

• 28:48SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You- for Becca?

• 28:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 28:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, I wasn't getting that.

• 28:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Re-watch the video with that, with that frame.

• 28:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I hon- I didn't watch everything in full 'cause it was making me jealous.

• 29:01SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Of who?

• 29:02SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Just everyone.

• 29:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I mean, that would be, that's kind of like your perfect day would be DM from Colleen Hoover at not 3:00 AM 'cause you wouldn't-

• 29:11SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I mean, I wouldn't have gone is the thing.

• 29:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, you would've.

• 29:15SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You think I would have in the middle of the night just left the cats and gone to New York to maybe meet Nathan Fielder? No.

• 29:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  With Colleen and stay in her hotel room?

• 29:25SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, I would not have done that. Colleen was someone that I liked, or I liked a lot when I was a young per- younger person.

• 29:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Even if-

• 29:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It, it's not like it w- if it was Sarah J. Maas wanting me to stay in her hotel, I would be like, "Yeah, I'm on my way."

• 29:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Really?

• 29:39SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 29:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Huh.

• 29:41SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Absolutely, yes.

• 29:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 29:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well-

• 29:49SCRIBE_speaker_2

  If you, I'm trying to, now I'm thinking of who would I go to New York for at, at 3:00 AM. If Nathan asked me directly, yeah.

• 30:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I would go to Colleen, like in LA. I'd not, I wouldn't get on the plane for Colleen.

• 30:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You would not get on a plane call, for Colleen Hoover?

• 30:06SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No. I'm not sure why that's shocking you.

• 30:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I don't know. I might even do that for Colleen Hoover.

• 30:11SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Really?

• 30:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 30:12SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Why?

• 30:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I don't really know.

• 30:15SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I wanna be friends-

• 30:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm trying-

• 30:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... but I'm not ri- I'm not gonna do 3:00 AM-

• 30:18SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm trying to think of someone who I-

• 30:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... to LA to meet you

• 30:20SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... wouldn't get on a flight at 3:00 AM to go see.

• 30:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What? I think I would, any- anybody-

• 30:29SCRIBE_speaker_2

  With a following

• 30:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... 'cause I'm a clout chaser

• 30:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 30:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So-

• 30:38SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Name a person, and I'll tell you if I would fly at 3:00 AM to go see them.

• 30:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Um, cross-country? Nathan Fielder.

• 30:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 30:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What are you doing with him? Like, what is... Can you set the scene a little bit more?

• 30:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  How... Okay.

• 30:55SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What did they DM you?

• 30:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Picture this, like, c- come meet, meet me at JFK, like- ... 10 AM. I... Okay, I'm coming.

• 31:03SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Wait, sorry. Can you start over?

• 31:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Surprise day. Surprise day.

• 31:06SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Surprise. So this pers- this celebrity DM'd you at 3:00 in the morning when you happened to be awake and said, "Get on a plane right now for our surprise day"?

• 31:17SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And so now I'm asking you, like, who, like, would you do for this person? So you would do surprise day with Nathan Fielder.

• 31:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 31:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Cross-country surprise day. Would you do it for...

• 31:29SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And this is all assuming you get content. Like, would you do this without, I think this is an important part of the puzzle, would you do it without content? Just for the plot and to have a story, you cannot-

• 31:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Nathan, yes

• 31:42SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... you can't even get a pic with Nathan.

• 31:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Nathan, yes.

• 31:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Okay.

• 31:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But-

• 31:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Colleen Hoover?

• 31:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 31:52SCRIBE_speaker_2

  For, you would cross-country in the middle of the night-

• 31:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If I-

• 31:57SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... to go spend a surprise day with Colleen Hoover for no content? Do you, are you in love with Colleen Hoover?

• 32:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  She's kinda weird. I like her.

• 32:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 32:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, yeah, I would. If I had-

• 32:11SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I love that

• 32:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... nothing else going on.

• 32:13SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Well, then I would be really upset and jealous, and then I would come if you were there.

• 32:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You, me, and Colleen.

• 32:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Vegas-

• 32:22SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 32:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... get ready.

• 32:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Definitely.

• 32:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Vegas might get ready.

• 32:26SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Definitely.

• 32:30SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I've watched probably seven movies this weekend. I've, I, I've not moved from the spot. It's wet, like wet.

• 32:40SCRIBE_speaker_2

  From like body oils.

• 32:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I watched Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3, Wicked,

• 32:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  New Moon, Eclipse, this random movie. I Googled what is a movie like The Sixth Sense, and there was one called The Others with Nicole Kidman. Have you heard of that or seen that?

• 33:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No. What is it?

• 33:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  There's like a... It's old. It's like a World War II ghost movie. You s- did you spill your drink?

• 33:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, I'm done.

• 33:13SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What? Did you spill your drink? "No, I'm done"?

• 33:16SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, I'm good.

• 33:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Are you done your drink?

• 33:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, I finished it.

• 33:17SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Did you?

• 33:18SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 33:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Wow.

• 33:21SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Um, what was I saying?

• 33:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  World War II.

• 33:25SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, The Others. There's like a Sixth Sense twist in it, but because I Googled it, what movie is like the Sixth Sense, I knew there was a Sixth Sense twist coming, and so it was obvious.

• 33:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It was less, a Fifth Sense twist.

• 33:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It was total, it was a total... Yeah, it was a Fifth Sense vibe.

• 33:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 33:40SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So-

• 33:41SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Smell

• 33:42SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... that was cool

• 33:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Sometimes a smell can just bring you back.

• 33:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Do you mind if I play you this smell?

• 33:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That, that has, that's an invisible string we're always talking about. I wish that I could send people smells.

• 33:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. What smell would you send Colleen Hoover if you could?

• 33:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Probably the smell of, like, a wicker basket, like a really good wicker basket.

• 34:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Are you thinking of the movie Wicker coming out?

• 34:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, Brooke, but I'm glad-

• 34:09SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Connor

• 34:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... you brought that up.

• 34:10SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That movie is about this woman having sex with a wicker basket.

• 34:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You are, you are so sexual towards Colleen.

• 34:33SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Gonna send Colleen Wicker.

• 34:39SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Wicker, the movie starring Connor and Colleen.

• 34:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Uh, dedication night to Colleen.

• 34:50SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Are you, what's that saying? A little wicker basket.

• 34:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Wicker basket sounded like a slur.

• 34:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I know. Oh, no. I just thought that she might enjoy, like, a strong wicker man.

• 35:12SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Okay. Sounds good. What would you smell?

• 35:20SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Be honest. What smell would you send me?

• 35:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  To you?

• 35:26SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yes.

• 35:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, the Cinnabon in the mall. Or Auntie Anne's in the mall.

• 35:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That's really nice.

• 35:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Pretzel bites with the cinnamon.

• 35:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That's nice.

• 35:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 35:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I don't know what I would send you.

• 35:42SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I know what I would send you. No.

• 35:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm really smell sensitive and sound sensitive as well.

• 35:51SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Sensory?

• 35:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, but touch too. I'm thinking about it.

• 35:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What kind of touch are you sensitive to?

• 35:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  When I have a seatbelt in between my teeth and it drags. Ugh.

• 36:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What?

• 36:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Hate that.

• 36:08SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What?

• 36:11SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What do you mean?

• 36:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  When you pull the seatbelt and you put it in your teeth and it goes-

• 36:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Why are you... When is there an oppor- like, what is the, like, when are you just having a seatbelt between your teeth?

• 36:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Sometimes.

• 36:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  If you're not actively going out of your way to bite it.

• 36:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  In traffic.

• 36:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  If you, so if you hate the feeling of a seatbelt between your teeth, you don't have to put a seatbelt between your teeth.

• 36:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Sometimes I double-check and see if it still bothers me.

• 36:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It does.

• 36:42SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That's so interesting.

• 36:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. I don't like the feeling of m- rubbing my hands around on a poker table.

• 37:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You don't like that felt sensation?

• 37:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No.

• 37:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

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• 40:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I don't like that either.

• 40:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Bugs my fingers. Ooh, it's making me sweat a lot.

• 40:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  My... The one thing that I really can't do is... Ooh, it's making me sick. It's, like, thing... Is... Ugh. Write... Ooh.

• 41:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Write with chalk on the bottom of pottery.

• 41:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ooh, yeah.

• 41:08SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's, like, making my ear- it's making my ears hurt.

• 41:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That sucks. Ooh. Yeah, that is a bad one.

• 41:15SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's making my ears bubble up. Ugh.

• 41:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I don't like when... I don't like that feeling of when you get stung on the couch.

• 41:23SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, I hate that feeling.

• 41:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If you know, you know.

• 41:26SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, oh my gosh, I went to a party the other night.

• 41:33SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Where?

• 41:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  At Chateau Marmont.

• 41:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Whose party?

• 41:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Who, what, where?

• 41:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh my God, that's amazing.

• 41:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Dylan picked me up. Dylan picked me up.

• 41:43SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That is so swag.

• 41:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. I went for photos. That was where I met, um,

• 41:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Estee.

• 41:55SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Estee?

• 41:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Estee Heim.

• 41:57SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I'm so jealous.

• 41:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And she's so cool. Hugged me, squeezed me tight. Um, it was really great, but-

• 42:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What'd she say?

• 42:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I was just talking about how tall she was, and she was like, "Well, look at my shoes," and they were freaking huge. They were like candlesticks, like, big, long, huge, like, massive things. And I was like, "My God, that's crazy. I'm wear..." And I was wearing boots, and I was like, "I'm still, like, s- genuinely eight inches shorter than you right now." And

• 42:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  the music was loud, so I didn't-

• 42:33SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm.

• 42:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  She was DJing, so I don't, I don't-

• 42:35SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 42:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... I don't know what she was saying.

• 42:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  She was, she was very cool.

• 42:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But she was great. But I was talking to Joey. Joey was there And me, Joey, and Dylan

• 42:43SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I love Joey

• 42:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You know-

• 42:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I love Joey and Dylan

• 42:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It was great. Um, Kelsey was there, Sierra was there. Who else did I see?

• 42:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So much people. But, um, I'm... Joey was talking about how they take your phone during Traders. Or was it you? Or was it me, you, and Joey?

• 43:03SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So that was me, you, and Joey

• 43:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  When... Oh, yeah, it was. So that was that conversation. But he had said that about the, like, when you don't have your phone, and there's a moment of silence, you don't think to grab your phone in the moment of silence. You know?

• 43:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Right. You engage in the conversations.

• 43:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So, yeah. And so at this thing, I'm noticing, like, nobody at this party is on their phone at all. It's, like, very cool-looking people. I was, like, in line to get a drink by myself, and I'm like, "I'm just gonna stand here and not look at my phone." And it was h- not easy, and I kept going... 'Cause I was wearing, like, a, a blazer. And it was, like, riding up my neck,

• 43:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  like, a lot, and it was kinda bugging me, and it w- really made me wanna get out my phone. So I was like, "Oh, no. Now my clothes are bugging me." It, like, keeps touching my neck. And finally, I started talking to these two young women, and they were really cool, and I was like, "Cool," like, "This is, this is me meeting people because I'm not on my phone." 'Cause easily could've done it. And one of the young women goes, "Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There's a spider on your neck." And that was a feeling that I was feeling. And I went like this. Like, you know, when you have a-

• 44:20SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm

• 44:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... 'cause you don't wanna, like-

• 44:22SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm-hmm

• 44:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... push it, like, smoosh it on you.

• 44:23SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm like this.

• 44:25SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm up close, next to the bar, and thud of a spider. Like, ugh. It flew off. It lands on the bar. It's one of those with, like, the big egg sac back.

• 44:39SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You know what I mean? Not like a big, flat spider, but, like, big, like-

• 44:43SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Egg sac?

• 44:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like, big, fat ass on this spider.

• 44:48SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 44:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And then the bartender's like, "Get it." I was like, "No. I- I did have it, and now it's yours."

• 44:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Spider on my neck at Chateau Marmont.

• 45:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Did you kill it?

• 45:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, my God.

• 45:02SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What?

• 45:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The bumblebee on your arm, I thought that was it.

• 45:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Connor.

• 45:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I genuinely jumped. Ooh, that scared me a lot.

• 45:12SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Well, thank you.

• 45:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  For what?

• 45:17SCRIBE_speaker_2

  The music.

• 45:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What are you talking about?

• 45:25SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I was supposed to go to San Diego on Friday.

• 45:27SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You did go to San Diego on Friday.

• 45:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I didn't.

• 45:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Did you guys lie?

• 45:30SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No. We were on the way to San Diego, because I was moderating an event-

• 45:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm-hmm

• 45:37SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... for an author I love, Iman, who you know, who moderated my New York event.

• 45:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, Iman.

• 45:44SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And about halfway there, the fires-

• 45:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  In, like, San Clemente, right?

• 45:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. I was right there, and then the fires erupted. And then we had to turn around, and the event was canceled.

• 45:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wow.

• 45:59SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 46:02SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 46:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yikes.

• 46:03SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Isn't that kind of crazy?

• 46:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That is kind of crazy.

• 46:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What's... And we were, like, there was big debate on, like, should we cancel or not? Because my... Iman was coming from LA to New Yo- to San Diego, and her train up and turned around, back to LA. And my ETA, I had, like, an hour left in the drive.

• 46:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Her train turned around?

• 46:23SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Her train.

• 46:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  How does a train turn around?

• 46:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I actually don't know if it... She said her train was turning around, but she, I know she got off-

• 46:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm

• 46:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... in this, like, middle of, I don't even know. Um, but, um... Sorry, my brain's moving a little bit slow.

• 46:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm barely keeping up.

• 46:41SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So my ETA-

• 46:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm

• 46:44SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... went from one hour to f- up to four, and I was just like, "I don't think that I can do that," and I don't think... There's no guarantee that I would be able to make it home that night, and I'm really glad we ended up canceling, because I wouldn't have been able to make it home, 'cause the, they closed the freeways.

• 47:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  They closed, like, PCH?

• 47:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, the 5.

• 47:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The 5.

• 47:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I'm not super, super familiar with the 5.

• 47:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I think I take the 5 to go down to, like, Newport.

• 47:11SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Orange County? Yeah.

• 47:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Orange County.

• 47:12SCRIBE_speaker_2

  That's k- kinda where I was. I was, I went to, I sh- so we stopped at this-

• 47:16SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I hope everybody's okay

• 47:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... yeah, totally. We stopped at this stationary shop-

• 47:20SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah

• 47:21SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... in this, in a town in, um, Santa Ana, and it, I felt like I was not in this country. Like, I can't explain it. It felt like a video game. It felt like a video game town. I wasn't in the world. I was in a video game.

• 47:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What do you mean?

• 47:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It was just, like, a not... It was like a 2D town.

• 47:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  2D?

• 47:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, like 2D, 2D ta-ta. No, like 2D.

• 47:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, 2D.

• 47:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Dude, it was like-

• 47:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  2D

• 47:55SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... just, like, it felt like I was in a book.

• 48:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The town was flat?

• 48:01SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I can't explain it. It just felt like it was, like, either f- flat or made of cardboard.

• 48:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like a set?

• 48:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It just didn't feel... Yes.

• 48:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 48:10SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Exactly. I love when you do that.

• 48:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, like a set.

• 48:14SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It was like a set. It was a movie set.

• 48:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like pretty?

• 48:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm. It was just w- diff- like, not real. I wish I had the wor- the words to describe that town-

• 48:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Me too

• 48:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... without being disrespectful.

• 48:27SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Sexy bitch?

• 48:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. Damn, she's a sexy bitch.

• 48:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That's my, that's one of my favorite...

• 48:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I made a video about this, but, like, that's one of my favorite creative visions that someone could have, for Akon to be like, "I met this girl the other day," and he's telling his friend, "I met this girl the other day."

• 48:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  His friends like, "Was she cool? Was she, was she just like really stunning and pretty?" "No, no." "Come on, man, I just want an example of like what was her vibe?" "You know, I'm just trying to find the words to describe her. Certain joie de vivre, but I don't wanna be disrespectful.

• 49:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  She was kind of like a sexy bitch."

• 49:15SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You had me so locked in during that. Like, you were recounting a, a genuine, like, conversation that you had, and I was like, "Whoa," like, "what will he say? What will he say next?"

• 49:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Let me try to think of a conversation I've had.

• 49:29SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Ooh.

• 49:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  For a dollar.

• 49:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Ooh, that could be really good.

• 49:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  For a dollar-

• 49:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  For a dollar-

• 49:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... name a conversation you've had

• 49:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... name a conversation you've had. That could be arranged.

• 49:42SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Well, since we can't do a Dancing with the Stars recap-

• 49:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah

• 49:46SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... we can do a Dancing with the Stars how are you feeling anticipating this week.

• 49:50SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. Wow.

• 49:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And by the time this comes out, it will be over.

• 49:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. Good call. Um-

• 49:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So you can say whatever

• 49:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... so it is Sunday. Uh, we had rehearsal this morning, and it was great. We had a long rehearsal yesterday, um, like over five hour practice, and I really like this dance. There's very specific things that like I had to hone in, and like that helps me so much. Like I... And I can like see it now, you know. Like, you weirdly wanna keep your butt in.

• 50:23SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 50:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Which is weird living in a society where, like, we put so much value on-

• 50:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Like a larger out-

• 50:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... big butt

• 50:29SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... f- like out-facing butt.

• 50:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, a f- more forward facing-

• 50:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 50:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... backward facing butt.

• 50:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 50:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You wanna see, like fat ass is a term of endearment now, you know. And not, not in ballroom. You wanna tuck that thing.

• 50:43SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. You need it tuck on the, on the dance floor.

• 50:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You have to genuinely clench your-

• 50:49SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 50:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... cheeks hard-

• 50:52SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 50:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... and hard.

• 50:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Is it so much clenching as it is pr- sucking it inward?

• 50:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's like,

• 51:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  it's like one and the same. I'm not like clenching my-

• 51:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You're not clenching your cheeks together. Or are you?

• 51:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, it's my cheeks.

• 51:09SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Is it your cheeks? I figured you just kind of have to orient everything.

• 51:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Is it your cheeks?

• 51:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I love zucchini.

• 51:18SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I figured you just kinda had to like thrust inward more.

• 51:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Can I show you?

• 51:23SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I'd love it.

• 51:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, this is gonna be funky. Let's see.

• 51:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Do you wanna get... Are you gonna get on your knees?

• 51:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm in sweat. Sorry, y'all. Usually I get a little more dressed up for the pod. Yeah, I guess I will get on

• 51:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  my knees. Okay, hang on.

• 51:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I gotta stand up.

• 51:47SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. You can stand up. C- do we have a wide?

• 51:51SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Can we get... Here, you'll see it here.

• 51:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Can we see, can we see his-

• 51:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So I'm-

• 51:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  C-

• 51:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm here. From the front it looks like this.

• 51:59SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 51:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If I just, here.

• 52:01SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So it's more like hee hee.

• 52:06SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Do you know what I mean?

• 52:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You need to hit those notes perfectly.

• 52:09SCRIBE_speaker_2

  But do you know what I mean?

• 52:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 52:10SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's exactly that.

• 52:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But it's not. No, 'cause the hee hee is on your toes.

• 52:13SCRIBE_speaker_2

  But it's a, it's a hee hee flat, it's a flat-footed hee hee.

• 52:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's not a hee at all, and I'll just show you why.

• 52:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It's a flat-footed one

• 52:20SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... because, because you're in a plie here and forward to keep the, the butt tucked.

• 52:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But

• 52:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  does that make sense?

• 52:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Anyways, well, you wanna move like, I don't know the words to describe this, girl.

• 52:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, you're like moving with your hips. You're like hips forward. Your, your body is not forward, and to like m- to ensure that you do that-

• 52:52SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I, I, I-

• 52:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... you need to clench your butt

• 52:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... don't understand how it's not the hee hee fl- flat-footed.

• 52:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I, I'm gonna show you off camera.

• 52:57SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Okay.

• 52:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And just watch this 'cause ugh.

• 53:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  When you hit that hee hee, the way that you hit that hee hee- ... blew me away.

• 53:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay, so you go like this. Like, you literally

• 53:18SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I can't do it with backwards. Okay. You have to

• 53:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  like... Like usually I'd have my heel on the ground, so I'd have like weight in my heel. Maybe I can do it on the hard wood.

• 53:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm not slipping, but basically I'm here, and I'm moving, like, with this forward. Like your pelvis forward.

• 53:35SCRIBE_speaker_2

  With what? Yes. I, I, I'm, I get it.

• 53:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Your pelvis forward, but I don't think like, when Michael did the hee hee-

• 53:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It, the only difference was that he was on his tiptoes

• 53:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... and that was all the difference in the world

• 53:49SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... between the, what you're doing and whatever.

• 53:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But we finna talking ballroom here.

• 53:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, yeah. We're finna talk ballroom. So you feel good.

• 54:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, I feel really good. It's a good dance. I sh- I have the video.

• 54:03SCRIBE_speaker_2

  How's, how's dad feeling? Why, why ask that?

• 54:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He's nervous.

• 54:06SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 54:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um-

• 54:06SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I can't imagine being, like your first foray into being perceived being Dancing with the Stars.

• 54:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  On the stage-

• 54:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  On-

• 54:16SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... in the ballroom

• 54:17SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... on stage in ballroom. Like, I feel like even being in the audience here is like a lot

• 54:22SCRIBE_speaker_2

  for, in terms of just, like, being filmed.

• 54:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wait, will he be in the audience and then, like, stand up and walk

• 54:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  out?

• 54:31SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I, I bet they'll get him.

• 54:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like pull him away early-

• 54:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 54:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... but then i- when he's done with the dance-

• 54:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I would hope for a shot

• 54:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... do you think he'll go back to his seat?

• 54:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, that's a good question. Oh, I bet it, well, yeah, and I bet they just don't film it.

• 54:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ah. That's so interesting. I hadn't thought about that. Ooh, I'm getting nervous for him. Ooh.

• 54:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I wish I wouldn't be on a plane.

• 54:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 54:57SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I won't be

• 55:01SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I'll be here.

• 55:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What?

• 55:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I'll be here.

• 55:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, on Tuesday?

• 55:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. Sorry, I thought I was on, on a getting me on a plane.

• 55:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I thought you were too.

• 55:09SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, I changed my flight.

• 55:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Nice.

• 55:17SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I've been watching Catfish all day.

• 55:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wait, hold that thought.

• 55:22SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Sorry. You're... I wanna talk about the ballroom.

• 55:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wait, no, 'cause I was gonna say something.

• 55:27SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Please don't interrupt my friend. I wanna talk about the ballroom.

• 55:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, my dad is being such a good sport. So you don't understand, like, people don't understand how much film time goes into these, like, one-minute package.

• 55:41SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah

• 55:41SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like, it's crazy. Like, we film, for my one-minute package, rehearsals filmed every single day that they put in, but we do, I did, like, five hours of, five, six hours of-

• 55:55SCRIBE_speaker_2

  For e-

• 55:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... solo interviews

• 55:57SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... per package?

• 55:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 55:58SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Wow. And they pick, like, four seconds?

• 56:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well, it's at least four hours, now that I'm thinking of it. Mm, it's probably two and a half.

• 56:05SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 56:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But whatever. It's like, yeah, that'll be 10 seconds.

• 56:08SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 56:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And then they also filmed my dad alone. They filmed him rehearsing.

• 56:13SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh.

• 56:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  They filmed Riley alone, so interesting.

• 56:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So is he dancing at all?

• 56:18SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He's, he has some moves. I guess this will be out.

• 56:21SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, this will be out.

• 56:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He takes two steps at the beginning of the dance.

• 56:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Aw.

• 56:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 56:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What are the steps?

• 56:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Left, right.

• 56:27SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Aw. And then he sits at the piano?

• 56:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He kinda leans on the piano, and then I go meet him up there at the end.

• 56:31SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, and then what do you do when you meet each other?

• 56:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, just kinda, like, lean into each other, like this, like this hold.

• 56:37SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Like nuzzle each other?

• 56:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I don't want you to, like, talk about me, me nuzzling my dad-

• 56:43SCRIBE_speaker_2

  But is that what you're doing-

• 56:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... on the podcast

• 56:44SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... when you're leaning into your dad?

• 56:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  We're kind of, like, hanging on, hanging on each other.

• 56:49SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Like, you're, like in what way?

• 56:51SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like hugging, but with one arm, one-arm hug.

• 56:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You're hugging, a one-arm hug

• 56:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... arm over the shoulder.

• 56:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Over the shoulder?

• 56:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. It's, it looks like an old picture of us.

• 56:58SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Is it m- Oh, are they gonna have the picture?

• 57:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:02SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, my God.

• 57:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm-hmm, cute vibes.

• 57:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Oh, I will sob until I have nothing left, until I shrivel up.

• 57:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Other people that are really good at, like,

• 57:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  doing the emotion stuff must ha- like love this night.

• 57:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You're, it's feeling, like, foreign to you and, like, vulnerable and shit like that?

• 57:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. Not even, like, foreign. It's just, like, it isn't necessarily something that I would have said publicly ever.

• 57:30SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 57:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You know? So this show is the best show on the planet.

• 57:36SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You think I don't know that?

• 57:38SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's good. They get good stuff.

• 57:40SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, it really... I wonder if I'll continue to watch next season the way I am now.

• 57:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I definitely will.

• 57:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Who do you think will be on next season?

• 57:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  They're probably not even born yet.

• 57:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  So, so true.

• 57:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, it will be, like, 11 people.

• 57:56SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Hmm? What do, what do you mean?

• 57:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It'll be at least 11 people.

• 58:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Doesn't it have to be 16 or 15?

• 58:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. 11 and up.

• 58:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What do you mean 11?

• 58:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I, I don't know. But there's, there's always gonna be, like, someone who, like, pops up out of nowhere and becomes, like, a American hero, and then they end up being on. You know, like, if someone saves, like, a girl from a well this year, like-

• 58:21SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Who's an example of someone, of an American hero like that that's been on?

• 58:27SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wasn't there a guy that, like, beat someone up or, like, did something that, and then he just became, like, beloved, and then he went on the show and he was actually, like, a complete freak?

• 58:40SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Not that I know of.

• 58:41SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If you, if anyone knows of the, the instance that I'm talking about where I think a guy, like, stopped a robbery or something in New York.

• 58:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Are you talking about some Joe? Ordinary Joe or something like that? Tom?

• 58:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ordinary Tom.

• 59:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  There was an ordinary person.

• 59:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 59:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  But it had nothing to do with Dancing With the Stars.

• 59:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, but that's my whole thing, though, about this story.

• 59:09SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Who was the ordinary guy that worked at a pizza shop?

• 59:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wait, well then what did, what is the magnificent thing he accom- what did-

• 59:16SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I don't... I'm trying to figure this out.

• 59:18SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But if it's unrelated to this person that I'm talking about being cast on Dancing With the Stars, you're just bringing out a normal person?

• 59:24SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Well, your thing was, like, an ordinary person who became d- like a national hero overnight.

• 59:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Which led them to Dancing With the Stars.

• 59:30SCRIBE_speaker_2

  This person did become a national hero but did not go on Dancing With the Stars I don't think.

• 59:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well, I know people become national heroes all the time. Like,

• 59:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  like, I know people become national heroes.

• 59:44SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Okay.

• 59:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I get that.

• 59:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I didn't know if you knew that.

• 59:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You know, sometimes I fantasize about being a national hero.

• 59:48SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What would you, what do you want to do to get you to that? You are. Like, you're an America sweetheart.

• 59:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I haven't done anything. I really wanna stop a g-

• 59:55SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What do you wanna do?

• 59:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I wanna stop, like-

• 59:58SCRIBE_speaker_2

  A robbery? I think that you will be a hero to some people.

• 1:00:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Maybe.

• 1:00:03SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I think you already are a hero to some people.

• 1:00:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm just saying, like, I would love to stop a robbery, a mugging, um, even just, like, a, um, like, an argument.

• 1:00:18SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Honestly, if you just look closely enough when you're, like, walking in New York, like, you can.

• 1:00:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Some, some things, I've never seen anyone... I have been mugged.

• 1:00:30SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 1:00:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  In Orange County.

• 1:00:34SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I remember that. I, like, usually never have stress dreams about having to be naked in public.

• 1:00:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Y- Having to be naked in public?

• 1:00:43SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Or just, like, being naked in public.

• 1:00:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 1:00:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Just ending up that way. But I, it's, like, for whatever reason, the past, like, month, I'm, it's, like, my reoccurring stress dream, and it's horrible. I was having a dream about I was moderating Iman's event, and all of a sudden I looked down and I was criss-cross applesauce but no pants. Or underwear.

• 1:01:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What a sight. Um-

• 1:01:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And it was just like, it's like the feeling in the dream is a, the wor- even worse shame, or it's an even worse feeling than like when my brakes stop working. Like, it's like

• 1:01:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  horrible. I feel horrible in the dream when I realize that I'm naked.

• 1:01:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Why do you think you feel horrible that you were naked in the dream?

• 1:01:27SCRIBE_speaker_2

  'Cause I was like doing public nudity.

• 1:01:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But was anyone-

• 1:01:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It, there was a full crowd of people.

• 1:01:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Was anyone raising their voice? Was anyone pushing back?

• 1:01:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Everyone was like, "Oh, my God."

• 1:01:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Like, "Oh, this poor girl doesn't realize she's naked" and were they upset with you?

• 1:01:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, more so just like, "Oh, my God," like, "This is mortifying." Not poor girl, more so just like-

• 1:01:51SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yikes

• 1:01:52SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... but then I like, also for whatever reason in the dream, like I can't rectify the situation. So, I remember during, in this dream, Tristan was there, and I was like, "I need you to get me an elongated blouse" because for whatever reason, he lived on the property of the moderated event. And in his room, I was like, "I need you to get me an elongated blouse," 'cause like I'm sure he had, you know, more elongated blouses that would cover me up. And he went back into his room to get an elongated blouse, and I had to sit in front of everyone while he looked for it, and he never came out

• 1:02:27SCRIBE_speaker_2

  with an elongated-

• 1:02:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wow

• 1:02:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  ... so I never got the elongated blouse.

• 1:02:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wow.

• 1:02:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 1:02:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Sorry.

• 1:02:33SCRIBE_speaker_2

  And then there was one dream I was just butt, completely not a stitch of clothing, walking down the street out there.

• 1:02:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Why did I just put my hand in my pants? I'm getting too comfortable on Bridgette's couch.

• 1:02:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's so gross that I did that.

• 1:02:49SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You just put your hand in your panties on my couch?

• 1:02:51SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That means that I'm about to go to bed.

• 1:02:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Do you sleep with your hand in your pants?

• 1:02:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 1:02:59SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Ew.

• 1:02:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Everybody does.

• 1:03:01SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I don't know.

• 1:03:01SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ooh.

• 1:03:01SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I don't think everybody does.

• 1:03:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You know what I've been doing?

• 1:03:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What?

• 1:03:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Watching Jeopardy every day.

• 1:03:06SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I love Jeopardy. Have you watched pop culture Jeopardy at all?

• 1:03:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, I'm more, I'm more of a history buff.

• 1:03:11SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah, I get that.

• 1:03:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's so interesting. It's better, it's of the same elk as like a New York Times game, 'cause some of them are thinkers.

• 1:03:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's amazing the things I don't know. Can you tell me this? How much do you know about Jeopardy?

• 1:03:28SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Mm, what do you mean? Like the history?

• 1:03:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 1:03:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Not a lot about the history.

• 1:03:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay. No, not the history.

• 1:03:38SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Okay.

• 1:03:38SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But like how- Would you just get a general huge thing of note cards that you have to study, or like is this just-

• 1:03:45SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, it's just general knowledge of everything.

• 1:03:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Brooke, but what is the point, besides knowing something, that you would... M- you're just memorizing facts, you know?

• 1:03:57SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, but I think like all of the facts that you would need to know on Jeopardy, like-

• 1:04:01SCRIBE_speaker_3

  By the way, I love to know a fact.

• 1:04:04SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I love that. I'm not touting it by any way.

• 1:04:07SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I think all of that knowledge serves you in some way. I really do. M- m- well, I know absolutely none of it, but I do think, I don't think it's just wasted knowledge.

• 1:04:16SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I got a good one today.

• 1:04:17SCRIBE_speaker_2

  What?

• 1:04:18SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Drake Passage.

• 1:04:20SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Uh, Antarctica?

• 1:04:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It was just, uh, you know, some bullshit about the oceans, but I was like, "Oh, I know that, Drake Passage," and it was right. That's, no feeling like when there's three brainiacs on the TV and I get it before them, and they're all sitting out there just like... I'm like, "Drake Passage."

• 1:04:37SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I love pop culture Jeopardy because like the answer will literally be like Jonathan Groff and then Andrew Garfield.

• 1:04:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Is that the one, is it Ken Jennings too?

• 1:04:44SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No, that's Colin Jost.

• 1:04:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh.

• 1:04:50SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:04:51SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay. Well, this will go down in history as-

• 1:04:54SCRIBE_speaker_2

  This will go, this will go down in history as an episode

• 1:04:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... as one of our episodes. And-

• 1:04:58SCRIBE_speaker_2

  It will

• 1:04:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... I think that's incredible in its own right.

• 1:05:01SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I do too. I'm like worried that like we sound like...

• 1:05:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I, I might have to re-record an episode.

• 1:05:09SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No.

• 1:05:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  On Wednesday.

• 1:05:10SCRIBE_speaker_2

  No. This was funny, right, Izzy?

• 1:05:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  We have Riley on.

• 1:05:14SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I- Izzy says it was funny.

• 1:05:17SCRIBE_speaker_2

  She had tears in her eyes.

• 1:05:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Funny lookin'.

• 1:05:19SCRIBE_speaker_2

  She had tears in her eyes.

• 1:05:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Why did people stop doing overhead fans?

• 1:05:25SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Good question.

• 1:05:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I love the overhead fan.

• 1:05:27SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I know. I wish we had an overhead fan.

• 1:05:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If nothing else, it's nice to look at if you're bored.

• 1:05:32SCRIBE_speaker_2

  I really have to pee.

• 1:05:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, you can do that.

• 1:05:35SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Yeah? Okay. Well, love y'all, and, um, see you next week.

• 1:05:41SCRIBE_speaker_3

  See you next Thursday. Thank you for either voting for me and keeping me on the show, or thank you for enjoying the time this season. Thanks for having me.

• 1:05:53SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You're not getting, no one's getting voted off next week.

• 1:05:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I don't know. There's a lot of people.

• 1:05:59SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You're, you're good.

• 1:06:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But I'll see-

• 1:06:00SCRIBE_speaker_2

  You're safe, baby. You're safe.

• 1:06:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Or I'll see you don't. And then they do a double. It's too many people.

• 1:06:08SCRIBE_speaker_2

  Okay, love you.

• 1:06:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Bye, guys. Love ya.

• 1:06:12SCRIBE_speaker_2

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• 1:06:21SCRIBE_speaker_2

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• 1:06:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

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