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This week, Brooke and Connor are celebrating a big milestone in BNCMAP history: 200 episodes! They reminisce on the questions they’ve kept being curious about, talk about the rise of Heated Riverly, and remind everyone to trust the experts. Plus, Brooke met Mr. Fantasy and Connor has a message for Judd Apatow.
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Chapters:
00:00 Happy 200!
01:33 Welcome Mr. Heat Miser
03:40 Our ever changing looks
06:58 Can you Google
10:55 Is this thing on?
13:38 The most wonderful gift
17:01 Aura Frames
18:18 Rocket Money
19:51 Scrapbook memories
24:20 Guess Who?!
25:03 Meeting cousins
27:55 A Gift for Connor
32:54 Heated Rivalry
37:17 Skims
38:13 SquareSpace
39:26 Jones Road Beauty
40:52 Hockey and Traveling to Toronto
45:51 Bring back Good rom coms
49:56 Judd we Need you
51:31 Caleb Hearon Litmus Test
55:51 Not feeling like Christmas
58:55 Name Calling
1:02:40 Mr. Fantasy
1:07:24 AI is Everywhere
1:08:48 See You In Bonus!!!
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1:09 Connor Wood? Oh my gosh.
1:14 Connor Wood? Oh my gosh, bro.
1:17 Brooke Averick? Happy 200, everyone! Yay! Wow.
1:26 Brooke Averick? What a milestone occasion.
1:29 Connor Wood? It really is a milestone occasion. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to Broken Corner Make a Podcast. Happy 200th episode, which I remembered and I knew about.
1:38 Brooke Averick? That's why you're here.
1:40 Connor Wood? Yeah.
1:42 Connor Wood? That's exactly why I'm here.
1:44 Brooke Averick? Yay!
1:44 Connor Wood? Look at this, Izzy did our setup.
1:46 Brooke Averick? She is so wonderful.
1:48 Connor Wood? As per usual, there's no one on earth quite like her.
1:50 Brooke Averick? Sorry.
1:51 Connor Wood? No, just get it out.
1:52 Brooke Averick? I'm trying. I'm really sick, so, one, I will have like some brain fog just due to the cocktail of medications I'm on. And two, I will have some mouth sounds that will be out of my control.
2:05 Connor Wood? That's fine.
2:06 Brooke Averick? So I don't want to see anything on Reddit. I'm very sick. Thank you.
2:10 Connor Wood? It's so great to be sick on the 200th episode, because it would be...
2:13 Brooke Averick? Well, I wouldn't miss it.
2:14 Connor Wood? No, it would be nothing more classic.
2:33 Connor Wood? Who am I to you?
2:34 Brooke Averick? Oh.
2:35 Connor Wood? To you?
2:36 Brooke Averick? Connor's dressed up as something... I thought you were a fire sprite.
2:40 Connor Wood? Okay, and if I wasn't, what would be your second guess?
2:43 Brooke Averick? A candle?
2:46 Connor Wood? So like, I just thought everyone knew who this young man was.
2:53 Connor Wood? Do you not know, do you know who the Heat Miser is?
2:55 Brooke Averick? No.
2:56 Connor Wood? You've never heard of the Heat Miser?
2:57 Brooke Averick? No.
2:58 Connor Wood? I don't even really know who he is.
2:59 Brooke Averick? Oh, he looks familiar.
3:00 Connor Wood? Kind of. Yeah, he was angry about something. I can't remember his whole deal.
3:05 Connor Wood? But anyways, just so you know, going into, we can, we can circle back to the Heat Miser, but that's who I am today. And that's kind of the energy I'm bringing today.
3:13 Brooke Averick? What does he do and from?
3:15 Connor Wood? Eee.
3:18 Brooke Averick? Who's idea of Heat Miser?
3:19 Connor Wood? And you're Jewish. You're like, I should be the one that knows about the Heat Miser and the Frost Master, whatever the other guy was.
3:27 Brooke Averick? Is he from Frosty the Snowman?
3:28 Connor Wood? No, he's from The Year Without Christmas, which I found out this morning.
3:31 Brooke Averick? Oh, I've never seen that.
3:32 Connor Wood? So I guess Santa like goes missing or something? And then they are just like, just being absolute hoodlums running around town being like, "I'm the Heat Miser and I'm a Frosty ass." Like, what is... Yeah, they're kind of like...
3:48 Speaker 04 Snowmiser.
3:49 Connor Wood? Oh, the Snowmiser. Okay, so they're like two evil boys and they kind of are running around.
3:52 Brooke Averick? Wait, you're the Snowmiser?
3:53 Connor Wood? No, I'm the...
3:55 Brooke Averick? There's the Heat Miser and the Snowmiser?
3:57 Connor Wood? Yeah, they're right there. They're kind of, um...
4:00 Brooke Averick? I've never seen the Snowmiser.
4:01 Connor Wood? There's this kind of dichotomy, right?
4:03 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
4:04 Connor Wood? Between hot and cold and fire and ice. It's existed forever as long as we, as long as, it's old as dirt, basically, that dichotomy. And this is a good representation of that. The Snowmiser, the Heat Miser.
4:14 Brooke Averick? I'm glad you could be one of your favorite characters for the Big 200.
4:17 Connor Wood? Yeah, it's, it's good. Now, I didn't recognize the overlap here at all, to be honest. I'm like, yeah, I would love if the 200th episode was of my faces as usual, but this is great too. You're on every drug for a cold known to man. I'm dressed like this for some reason. Cool.
4:36 Brooke Averick? Oh fabulous. How else would we want to do 200?
4:40 Connor Wood? I don't know. I think what we want to do first, I think we want to pop these shits.
4:45 Brooke Averick? Do we want to pop these shits or watch this video first, Izzy?
4:48 Connor Wood? Oh, let's watch the video.
4:49 Brooke Averick? I want to watch the video. 200 times you asked me to look something up video.
4:52 Connor Wood? Okay, really quick, can I say two quick things? Can I say two quick things? We can cut it if we need to. One, if you're listening on audio, I really implore you, today's the day to watch video. It's the 200th episode, it's on YouTube, and you want to see, it's a costume day.
5:08 Brooke Averick? You have got to see the Heat Miser.
5:10 Connor Wood? And you've got to see the Heat Miser one. You've got to see us. You've got to see me both fluctuate in weight and skin color about 400 times during this video.
5:18 Brooke Averick? She blew up.
5:19 Connor Wood? This chick blew up, Jesus.
5:22 Brooke Averick? Aw Marcel, it's so nice to see the hyper fixations on the podcast throughout the year.
5:26 Connor Wood? You know what the biggest thing for me about this is? The change in my width of pants, too. And it's not, I'm not talking about how like, like my waist size, I'm talking about like, I had like tighter pants and then I went loose for a second and I said, "Let's tighten it up."
5:38 Brooke Averick? Interesting when you talk about the fluctuation of your body, I don't see it.
5:42 Connor Wood? I think we're all very aware of what's happening.
5:44 Brooke Averick? But you could definitely see mine, i.e. she blew up.
5:48 Connor Wood? Brooke, but mine goes in and out of this, this place of roundness, almost in, it's constantly flexing.
5:55 Brooke Averick? What do you think you are here?
5:57 Connor Wood? I'm somewhere in between. I honestly just look hungover in that.
6:00 Brooke Averick? I think you were.
6:01 Connor Wood? I kind of look, um, like if you were to put a raw chicken breast onto a plate before you cut it up, that's what I look like in that. Some days, you know what's also weird about my face?
6:10 Brooke Averick? What?
6:10 Connor Wood? Some days, like, there's just straight up no eyebrows. Like this. And I think it's based on like what my, like this is, I didn't do anything to my eyebrows here, but some days, they're just not there. It's like they take the day off. He's hungover, we can sleep in.
6:24 Brooke Averick? What's so interesting about you, and I think I've said this to you before, is I think you're like very unique looking, like you have a, in a good way. Like I think you have like a cool, unique look, like never been done before, but you also have so many doppelgangers, so it doesn't make a lot of sense.
6:42 Brooke Averick? Like you are someone that people spot on the street all the time because it's like you don't blend in. You know, you look, you've got to look in a good way.
6:50 Connor Wood? But also look like everyone and everything.
6:52 Brooke Averick? But look like everything.
6:54 Connor Wood? You know what's been happening to me recently? So I've been kind of, as a guy who's, I've worn a hat for the past five years on the internet. I started, like the thing, my thing was hats. And I got so used to seeing myself with a hat that finally recently I've been kind of exploring my body and my life sans hat. And so I've been soft launching my forehead in a way and I've been posting on my story. And I've been posting pictures and people keep responding, this is AI. People think my forehead is AI.
7:23 Brooke Averick? Interesting. I haven't noticed.
7:26 Connor Wood? Well, you're around me a lot. You know my, you know your way around my forehead.
7:29 Brooke Averick? I know my way around your forehead. Interesting.
7:33 Connor Wood? Yeah, I want to share more, but I'm going to hold, I'm going to hold some more stuff closer to the chest. Until maybe bonus.
7:38 Brooke Averick? Okay.
7:38 Connor Wood? Cause I have something to share that is interesting.
7:40 Brooke Averick? Do I have to unleash?
7:42 Connor Wood? Okay, so it's another great plug for bonus. If you want to sign up for bonus. So first of all, if you're watching or you're listening with your ears on audio, I would switch over to video. And then if you're already on video, let me take you one more step further. Sign up for bonus at tmgstudios.tv/ BNCMAP.
7:57 Brooke Averick? Good job. Okay, let's watch this video.
7:59 Connor Wood? Let's watch this video. Can we type in on Google really quick?
8:03 Brooke Averick? Can you look up, can you look up?
8:05 Connor Wood? Can we Google, can we please Google it?
8:06 Brooke Averick? Can we look up?
8:07 Connor Wood? Can you just type?
8:08 Brooke Averick? Izzy, can you look up? Can we look that up Izzy? Can you look up?
8:11 Connor Wood? Can we, can we just Google? Can we Google?
8:13 Brooke Averick? Can you actually look up?
8:14 Connor Wood? Can we Google?
8:15 Brooke Averick? Can you look up, can you look up? Can we confirm that? What if we just Googled, can we look up?
8:18 Connor Wood? Can we type in? Can I even Google?
8:19 Brooke Averick? How do you Google?
8:20 Connor Wood? What is the sexiest thing to say?
8:22 Brooke Averick? What's the leading death in the population?
8:24 Connor Wood? I would like to look that one up again.
8:25 Brooke Averick? Brian Gosling doll girlfriend?
8:27 Connor Wood? What Roblox is? Is Chronicles of Narnia the Bible?
8:31 Brooke Averick? Will you Van go to prom with me? Brooke Avrak, New York Post. Why are cigars fat for you? What does Hanukkah mean? Are elves homo sapiens?
8:39 Connor Wood? Ooh!
8:40 Brooke Averick? Can we pull up Timmy Tim? Pull that shit up.
8:43 Connor Wood? Can we type in?
8:43 Brooke Averick? Can you pull that up? Can you Google?
8:46 Connor Wood? Family.
8:47 Brooke Averick? Can you look up, can someone Google what an epidural looks like? Can we look up, what is the ozone layer?
8:52 Connor Wood? Yeah, we did that.
8:52 Brooke Averick? Can we Google?
8:53 Connor Wood? Can you type in, can we Google?
8:54 Brooke Averick? Can you see the hole in the ozone layer? Polly D. with, without hair gel?
8:58 Connor Wood? Brittany denies eating squirrels.
9:01 Brooke Averick? Then can you Google ozone layer Antarctica? Can you Google?
9:05 Connor Wood? Can you Google? Can we pull up?
9:06 Brooke Averick? Can we Google, can we Google, can you shrimp when you're pregnant? Can swallowing hair kill you?
9:11 Connor Wood? Craft, mac and cheese.
9:12 Brooke Averick? Julia Fox's grocery shopping outfit. Can you Google the scene from The Office where Michael has a sip of his water bottle?
9:18 Speaker 05 Izzy, can we confirm that curds are just like curdled rotten milk?
9:22 Brooke Averick? Can you look up shifting? Can you Google Fairbanks Disease? Why is Pumpernickel named Pumpernickel? Trisha Paytas' version of Suddenly Seymour? Actors that won't work together?
9:32 Connor Wood? Ant with a fat ass.
9:33 Brooke Averick? Are there sand dollars at the Jersey Shore? Can you Google if they can be girls?
9:39 Connor Wood? What is normal?
9:42 Brooke Averick? Let's Google it.
9:44 Connor Wood? Can we get the definition of normal?
9:47 Connor Wood? Wow, it takes you back, don't it?
9:50 Brooke Averick? You know what's sad? I don't know the answer to any of the questions.
9:54 Connor Wood? Brooke, there was a lot where I was like, ooh, that.
9:56 Brooke Averick? What is Fairbanks Disease?
9:58 Connor Wood? Are elves Homo sapiens?
10:00 Brooke Averick? Was that what I said?
10:01 Connor Wood? Yeah.
10:01 Brooke Averick? That's an awesome question.
10:02 Connor Wood? That is an awesome questions. Plural.
10:06 Brooke Averick? That is awesome questions.
10:07 Connor Wood? That is awesome questions, y'all.
10:09 Brooke Averick? Wow.
10:09 Connor Wood? Wow.
10:10 Brooke Averick? Thank you and sorry.
10:11 Connor Wood? You know what's funny is this, this is like, this is all led up to, I've told this story on here before. There's one time in college where I asked a question.
10:27 Connor Wood? And then after I asked the question, the TA said, and great time to remind you guys, there are no dumb questions.
10:35 Brooke Averick? I remember that, yeah.
10:36 Connor Wood? And that was after I had asked the question.
10:38 Brooke Averick? Right.
10:40 Connor Wood? Which is great, cuz I have taken that advice. And we have, we've, we met by the grace of God here to learn things that people are, a lot of people are too scared to use their platform to ask questions that they should know the answer to. But, a lot of those questions, I'd like to revisit them.
10:56 Brooke Averick? That is so true. I've been thinking about this so much. I don't think we're stupid, and I've said this before. Because when I have conversations with my friends off-camera, like, we're asking the questions that people would think are stupid, but we feel safe asking them with each other, and we're just doing that on-camera because we feel safe.
11:15 Connor Wood? We feel safe.
11:16 Brooke Averick? Whereas not, a lot of people would feel safe asking stupid questions on-camera, which is fair. Which is fair, and that's their right. But we do, for whatever reason. Should we? Probably not.
11:27 Connor Wood? A lot of people say, "These people vote?", question mark. Yeah, bitch.
11:34 Brooke Averick? Yeah, bitch.
11:34 Connor Wood? Yeah.
11:36 Brooke Averick? Yes, bitch. Yeah, hey, bitchy.
11:37 Connor Wood? Hey, bitch, we vote. What would you do in this situation?
11:40 Brooke Averick? But anyway.
11:42 Connor Wood? Yeah, no, I think it's great. And you, your, your, your, your running, your running platform is, "Keep being curious, keep asking questions." I mean, how many people tried to?
11:50 Brooke Averick? What is Fairbanks Disease? Exactly.
11:53 Connor Wood? And we'll look into that.
11:54 Brooke Averick? Surely.
11:55 Connor Wood? Cuz we have the whole day ahead of us. Well, I think, I think we pop these shits.
11:58 Brooke Averick? Okay.
11:58 Connor Wood? And I think we say cheers to 200, and cheers to 200 more.
12:03 Brooke Averick? Ooh.
12:04 Connor Wood? Unless something bad happens. I, um...
12:09 Connor Wood? Hang on. It says, "Cut along..."
12:12 Brooke Averick? For ease.
12:13 Connor Wood? For ease?
12:14 Brooke Averick? But here's the thing, have we ever made things easy?
12:18 Connor Wood? I haven't.
12:19 Brooke Averick? So then let's just...
12:19 Connor Wood? Make it rain, Trick.
12:23 Connor Wood? Okay, do you rip it?
12:27 Brooke Averick? We broke this last...
12:28 Connor Wood? You broke it.
12:29 Brooke Averick? Was it 100 that we broke it? We, be sweet.
12:33 Connor Wood? I didn't see me do it.
12:34 Brooke Averick? As a collective.
12:36 Connor Wood? Oh, it's actually for ease to use your fingernail.
12:41 Connor Wood? Ready, Brooke?
12:42 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
12:43 Connor Wood? Shake it?
12:44 Brooke Averick? Who said to shake it?
12:45 Connor Wood? Oh, I don't know. I just...
12:47 Brooke Averick? I don't know. Which way does it come out? I think it's double-ended.
12:51 Connor Wood? Ready?
12:52 Brooke Averick? No, honestly, because I'm scared it's gonna shoot into my stomach.
12:55 Connor Wood? Well, hold it out further from you.
12:56 Brooke Averick? That will still shoot into my stomach if it's out further.
13:01 Connor Wood? Well, then you do it.
13:02 Brooke Averick? No.
13:02 Connor Wood? You do it that way, I'll do it this way.
13:04 Brooke Averick? You do it first.
13:07 Brooke Averick? Well.
13:09 Connor Wood? Three, two, one.
13:16 Connor Wood? It was that way.
13:17 Brooke Averick? Which way? Which way? Which way? Which way?
13:25 Brooke Averick? Which way did he do? Which way did he do? Which way did he do? Which way did he do?
13:35 Brooke Averick? Oh, my god. Did that go in your privates?
13:42 Brooke Averick? God, where did that go into?
13:49 Brooke Averick? I'm just a girl and I'm very sick.
13:51 Connor Wood? I'm just a girl now, too.
13:59 Connor Wood? It was the other way.
14:00 Brooke Averick? It's not that we're dumb. It's not that we're dumb.
14:04 Connor Wood? Happy 200.
14:06 Brooke Averick? It's that we're not afraid
14:08 Connor Wood? It's not
14:08 Brooke Averick? to ask questions. Thank you. Yay! Okay, that, this is mislabeled. In the way that it's not labeled at all.
14:18 Connor Wood? It was misleading from start to finish.
14:20 Brooke Averick? What does this label say? Scan the code for video instructions. This is not like a whole event.
14:26 Connor Wood? No, it's this branch, I'm not scanning a QR code.
14:29 Brooke Averick? What is this what?
14:30 Connor Wood? Branch?
14:30 Brooke Averick? Oh, I thought you said branch. Sorry, I thought you said branch.
14:34 Connor Wood? Can we Google what is branch?
14:37 Brooke Averick? Whoa, okay. That was item two. On the docket. Item three. These little books, Izzy, is this... Aww. Izzy made us these books.
14:51 Connor Wood? Oh, Izzy made?
14:52 Brooke Averick? Oh, it's a scrapbook!
14:53 Connor Wood? Is it gonna be a scrapbook?
14:55 Brooke Averick? Izzy!
14:55 Connor Wood? Oh, Isabel.
14:57 Brooke Averick? Can I read it like I would read a story in preschool?
15:00 Connor Wood? Okay, a lot of these features are really, I'm really gross in that first one.
15:04 Brooke Averick? Oh.
15:07 Connor Wood? Here we go. Well, do you want to read it?
15:09 Brooke Averick? Are they the same?
15:09 Speaker 04 Uh, yeah, they're the same.
15:11 Brooke Averick? Okay. I'm gonna read it like a baby.
15:13 Connor Wood? Okay.
15:13 Brooke Averick? Like I'm reading to my baby.
15:15 Connor Wood? Again, this is a great time to be on the YouTube video, by the way.
15:18 Brooke Averick? Okay, the first picture is this really sweet picture of Connor licking the side of my mouth, or maybe my tooth.
15:24 Connor Wood? I also know that that's at the den, so this is like...
15:27 Brooke Averick? This is old. The den has since closed.
15:29 Connor Wood? And rebranded, so it won't be open again.
15:31 Brooke Averick? Wow, yeah. Listen to how much has changed. The den has since clothed, clothed.
15:36 Connor Wood? The den included.
15:38 Brooke Averick? The den included. This is Connor and I at the Obsessed launch, which is also clothed. This is Connor and I on June 8th, I think two years ago.
15:47 Connor Wood? What?
15:48 Brooke Averick? In a Polaroid.
15:49 Connor Wood? Oh, yes.
15:51 Brooke Averick? Oh, no. This is called Six Outta... Is this Six Outta Eight? Okay, it could have been on June 8th, though. We don't know.
15:56 Connor Wood? It could have been any day.
15:57 Brooke Averick? Oh, I like how thick these... Aww, here's us in Vito.
16:02 Connor Wood? In Vito. Ooh, I'm gonna re-watch that video soon.
16:05 Brooke Averick? Uh, this is 100 subscribers and a picture that I had put on Hinge for a little because I thought I looked really good, and then I thought it was weird to have my YouTube plaque in there. So I took it off. But I still think I look good in there. I should ask... I should try and Photoshop the plaque with something else.
16:21 Connor Wood? Yeah.
16:22 Brooke Averick? Like what?
16:23 Connor Wood? I don't know. What can you think about?
16:25 Brooke Averick? Oh, my god. Here's Connor as, um, Elphaba. Even Wicked Witches Need to Smoke Break XO.
16:32 Connor Wood? God, I'm so disgusting sometimes to look at.
16:35 Brooke Averick? No, I don't want to hear you say that.
16:36 Connor Wood? That looks like I look like I was put together with leftover parts, my whole body.
16:40 Brooke Averick? Well, you're wearing prosthetics.
16:43 Connor Wood? My, like, balls are, like, I can see them.
16:46 Brooke Averick? I cannot see your balls.
16:48 Connor Wood? Look harder.
16:49 Brooke Averick? I'm looking as hard as I can.
16:50 Connor Wood? You don't... You just... You don't have to lie. Just look differently. Look at it differently.
16:54 Brooke Averick? Mmm. I'm looking at it in a different way, and I still don't see your balls.
16:58 Connor Wood? Okay.
16:58 Brooke Averick? Um, oh, this is sweet. This is the Polaroid of me kissing Connor on the cheek and Connor's eyes rolling back in his head.
17:05 Connor Wood? Let me see. I didn't get that one.
17:06 Brooke Averick? Oh, you have different Polaroids, I guess.
17:08 Connor Wood? You got a different Polaroid, yeah.
17:09 Brooke Averick? And then here's me as Glinda. Very pretty.
17:15 Connor Wood? Oh, and in this caption Izzy wrote, "I wish I could write something in invisible ink."
17:19 Brooke Averick? I would love to know. Oh, that, there I see your balls.
17:22 Connor Wood? Hmm.
17:25 Brooke Averick? Is that what you wanted to write in invisible ink?
17:28 Speaker 04 Sure.
17:28 Connor Wood? For sure.
17:30 Brooke Averick? Why was I wearing, oh, remember when I used to wear glasses? Wow, so many things have changed.
17:35 Connor Wood? A lot of things have changed.
17:36 Brooke Averick? Here's when we got hashtag soaked at the Grammys.
17:39 Connor Wood? That was fun.
17:40 Brooke Averick? I was in a different body there as well. It's fine to be. Um, Connor in a bush. Uh, we were doing merch shoots.
17:47 Connor Wood? We were doing a merch photo shoot.
17:50 Brooke Averick? Aw, here's a collage of a makeup chair hates to see his badass coming.
17:53 Connor Wood? Oh my god, that's funny. Oh, when I did the reindeer makeup, there's, there's no more, I've never.
17:59 Brooke Averick? Oh, I miss sleigh reindeer.
18:00 Connor Wood? Sleigh reindeer.
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19:02 Brooke Averick? What's your favorite look that you've done?
19:07 Connor Wood? Probably Voldemort, honestly, and I really liked the Count.
19:10 Brooke Averick? I loved.
19:11 Connor Wood? The Count and Countess. That was great.
19:14 Brooke Averick? I loved that.
19:17 Brooke Averick? Aw, sunglasses inside, that was sweet.
19:20 Connor Wood? Movement.
19:22 Brooke Averick? When Brooke got her iPad and became an iPad baby. Oh wow, I was
19:28 Brooke Averick? really tiny there. I didn't realize that I had blown up again. That's fine.
19:34 Connor Wood? It's okay to flux.
19:36 Brooke Averick? It is okay to flux.
19:37 Connor Wood? I wish I would stop, but.
19:39 Brooke Averick? Sushi moments before blasting Neo and picking up her bean dip. I loved that.
19:43 Connor Wood? Yeah.
19:44 Brooke Averick? She had gotten low blood sugar.
19:46 Connor Wood? We all get it.
19:48 Brooke Averick? This is the Connor Ryan Wicked that he insists he's never seen.
19:52 Connor Wood? It's so weird because
19:56 Connor Wood? I don't know, you see it on a play and then you, you like see it in a movie and it's just so different.
20:01 Brooke Averick? Well said.
20:01 Connor Wood? By the way, I have something to say about that too.
20:03 Brooke Averick? Okay.
20:03 Connor Wood? I want to circle back to that.
20:06 Connor Wood? Oh my gosh.
20:08 Brooke Averick? Ah, the start of something really pretty. Um, long, long live Dogjaw, us and Dylan.
20:14 Connor Wood? So, oh my god, there's like something that has moved into my nose and I think it's alive.
20:18 Brooke Averick? Take the nose off.
20:20 Connor Wood? Okay.
20:21 Brooke Averick? I want you to be comfortable.
20:22 Connor Wood? Yeah, that's smart. Um, yeah, oh, that was a day, so Dogjaw was that clip that we posted where I was like, Dylan, touch my jaw, and then a bunch of people did it after me, but Brooke was like, please, please, please, don't do that to Dylan Efron. And I go, I'm gonna do it.
20:35 Brooke Averick? I didn't know that was like a trend.
20:37 Connor Wood? It wasn't until I did it.
20:39 Brooke Averick? I didn't know that it had been done before.
20:41 Connor Wood? Yes.
20:42 Brooke Averick? I thought you had made it up.
20:44 Connor Wood? We all borrow things from each other. Um, and then of course.
20:48 Brooke Averick? I don't get a lot of the things that you do.
20:50 Connor Wood? I know, we have very different.
20:52 Brooke Averick? We have.
20:53 Connor Wood? Algos.
20:53 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Isn't that interesting?
20:56 Connor Wood? It is.
20:57 Brooke Averick? In the club, we all fam, us and Alana.
20:59 Connor Wood? That was so special.
21:00 Brooke Averick? Aw, the mariachi band. Why are they doing Crop Shop for the mariachi band? I love that shit.
21:06 Connor Wood? What was great about the mariachi band was like, they were so great, Inside Scoop. They, they like stuck around and Izzy had to be like, that's actually like perfect. I'm sure we were like, we'll pay you hourly, and they're like, well, you paid us for an hour, we'll just stick around and keep playing music and I, I saw Izzy being like, nobody, it's like a podcast and we need, actually like, we can't have background music.
21:25 Connor Wood? What was wrong with me that day?
21:27 Brooke Averick? Something severe.
21:28 Connor Wood? Something really-
21:29 Brooke Averick? You had like just gotten off the plane or something or were jet lagged and like sick?
21:34 Connor Wood? Well-
21:35 Brooke Averick? I'm sorry, that was wrong.
21:36 Connor Wood? It's fine, I like that. That noise doesn't bug me at all for some reason, yeah.
21:39 Brooke Averick? Really? That's shocking.
21:40 Connor Wood? I know.
21:42 Brooke Averick? It's like, okay.
21:43 Connor Wood? Oh, the very first B and C A P-
21:44 Brooke Averick? You were sweating, you were sweating a lot.
21:45 Connor Wood? No, I know I was sweating, that's nothing new.
21:48 Brooke Averick? You were just like sick. The very first-
21:51 Connor Wood? Like me wearing athletic gear. Why was I wearing like athleisure to the podcast?
21:56 Brooke Averick? That's not a weird thing to do, is it?
21:57 Connor Wood? I think I've, I think that's the only time I've ever done that.
22:02 Connor Wood? Much to think about.
22:03 Brooke Averick? In 200 episodes, that's the one time you've worn athleisure? There isn't a way.
22:09 Connor Wood? I don't know. Um, and then we had our B and C M A P first live show ever.
22:14 Brooke Averick? That was pretty.
22:14 Connor Wood? That was really special.
22:16 Brooke Averick? That was when I realized I could be on stage, that was really nice. Ew!
22:23 Brooke Averick? Ew!
22:28 Connor Wood? What did, uh, what picture are you saying that to?
22:34 Brooke Averick? Ew, I don't remember that being so ew.
22:36 Connor Wood? Can you flash me?
22:37 Brooke Averick? That says old people.
22:38 Connor Wood? Oh. Yeah, for some reason I'm more taken by the second photo.
22:43 Connor Wood? It's crazy that like, I'm always like, I think I have jowls, and then I see a drawing that someone made of me and I'm like, oh, I definitely, and everybody else sees them too.
22:50 Brooke Averick? I'm really upset by the, me as an old person.
22:52 Connor Wood? I'm upset with someone drawing each of my teeth individually.
22:55 Brooke Averick? I know, I'm not gonna be an attractive old person. You know?
22:59 Connor Wood? Did you, are you looking at me too in that?
23:01 Brooke Averick? You look hotter.
23:02 Connor Wood? Brooke. I look like if I looked at you for too long, then I would get your soul.
23:07 Brooke Averick? No, like you genuinely look like you've kind of got it going on a little. Izzy, look at your brown hair.
23:13 Speaker 04 I know, I was going through it.
23:14 Connor Wood? That's so sweet, Isabel.
23:15 Brooke Averick? Oh Izzy, you are too much.
23:17 Connor Wood? That's coming home with me.
23:18 Brooke Averick? I can't wait to put this on my bookshelf. No, I might put it on my other bookshelf in the living room with my wicked grimory. That will be hot.
23:27 Connor Wood? What the hell is, what is this?
23:29 Speaker 04 So that is Guess Who, but B and C edition.
23:32 Connor Wood? Oh! Shut up!
23:34 Speaker 04 So, you guys can play in bonus.
23:36 Brooke Averick? We'll play in the bonus.
23:38 Speaker 04 But, yeah, open it.
23:39 Brooke Averick? That's really-
23:39 Connor Wood? Oh my god!
23:40 Brooke Averick? Wait, let me see, let me see, let me see.
23:41 Connor Wood? It's like actual images, just look at what's, what's in front, because I want to look at them all together, but it's actual like images of people.
23:50 Connor Wood? Oh my gosh.
23:52 Brooke Averick? My, you are whoever lands Izzy is the luckiest man in the world. Whoever birthed you?
24:01 Connor Wood? Give them my condolences.
24:02 Brooke Averick? I'm so jealous.
24:03 Connor Wood? Or compliments.
24:05 Brooke Averick? Wow, hats off to the chef.
24:07 Connor Wood? Yeah, that's what I meant.
24:07 Brooke Averick? Seriously, we love you very dearly.
24:10 Connor Wood? I met Izzy's cousin over the weekend.
24:12 Brooke Averick? Oh yeah, tell us about Izzy's cousin.
24:13 Connor Wood? And like, he came up to me and he looks like a cartoon, like in a good way. Do you know what I mean? He looks like Max Keebler's day off.
24:19 Brooke Averick? Oh, Max Keebler's big move.
24:20 Connor Wood? Big move.
24:20 Brooke Averick? He, Max Keebler's a real person.
24:22 Connor Wood? Who's day off then?
24:24 Brooke Averick? Are you thinking of goof, like did Max goofy son?
24:29 Connor Wood? No, god, no. Keebler. Max Keebler's big move.
24:33 Brooke Averick? Keebler's big move is a real person, I remember, because I had feelings for him.
24:37 Connor Wood? It's Malcolm, who is that?
24:39 Brooke Averick? Are you thinking, I don't.
24:41 Connor Wood? We don't know who Malcolm Keebler is?
24:43 Brooke Averick? No, Max Keebler.
24:44 Connor Wood? Shit.
24:45 Brooke Averick? Big, are you thinking of Max Goes to School by Adra F. Klein?
24:49 Connor Wood? No.
24:51 Brooke Averick? You're thinking of someone's
24:54 Brooke Averick? day off?
24:57 Connor Wood? Ferris Bueller.
24:58 Brooke Averick? Is also a real person, is Matthew Broderick.
25:01 Connor Wood? Yeah, I know.
25:01 Brooke Averick? But he's not a cartoon.
25:03 Connor Wood? No, no, I'm talking about like, her cousin, to circle back on her cousin, looked like a cartoon. I don't know how to explain it.
25:10 Brooke Averick? But Ferris Bueller's also not a cartoon.
25:12 Connor Wood? He looked like a character in a movie, I should say that.
25:14 Brooke Averick? Okay.
25:15 Connor Wood? You know what I mean, Izzy?
25:16 Speaker 04 I do, he's very cartoonish.
25:17 Connor Wood? And anyways, I'm talking to him and he's like, do you know, he called you Isabel. Do you know Isabel? And I was like, no? What the fuck? And I was like, who's this, who's this cartoon guy talking to me about Isabel? I was like, I don't know Isabel. And then he goes, Izzy's last name, and I go, what? Yes, I know her. And I started talking about Izzy to him and he finally was like, okay, like.
25:39 Brooke Averick? I don't know her that well.
25:40 Connor Wood? He was like, okay, she's like my cousin, like I'm not, we're not like. And I was like, okay, well, let me know if you need to know anything else about Izzy.
25:47 Brooke Averick? I feel like I've had so many cousins come up to you in the wild that are just like.
25:51 Connor Wood? God, I know, I thought I had cousins, you guys have cousins. Like, there's like, it's like, it's like a clown car, Brooke. Like, the amount of people that know Brooke, it's like, they're just getting out of the car. They are everywhere, and they're, they're all are tall and short, and then there's one that's quick, and there's one that's slow, and there's one that's kinda slimy, and then there's one that's...
26:11 Brooke Averick? But like, some of them, it's like cousin is a, a reach, you know, and it's like...
26:15 Connor Wood? I don't have anyone like that. I don't have anyone that I call my cousin that isn't my blood.
26:18 Brooke Averick? No, but like, they are blood, but like, fourth once removed, you know? Like, I'll, I've seen them once.
26:24 Connor Wood? That's so crazy.
26:25 Brooke Averick? But they'll be like, "Hey, miss you, just talk to Connor," and it's like, there wasn't a need for that, but thank you.
26:30 Connor Wood? Just talk to Connor. Oh, that's special.
26:32 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
26:33 Connor Wood? Wait, they have your phone number?
26:36 Brooke Averick? I guess. Or like, DM?
26:38 Connor Wood? Oh, yeah. I've heard of it.
26:39 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Do you know that shit?
26:43 Connor Wood? Yeah. Oh, damn, we got confetti all in the strawberries.
26:46 Brooke Averick? I do want a strawberry.
26:47 Connor Wood? You can have one. That's, that's legal.
26:49 Brooke Averick? I'm too tired, like...
26:52 Connor Wood? Oh, you can do it.
26:52 Brooke Averick? I can do it. Girls can do anything. Oh, I have a present for you.
26:57 Connor Wood? For me?
26:58 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
26:58 Connor Wood? Oh, my gosh.
26:59 Brooke Averick? What?
27:00 Connor Wood? Yay, sir. Let's go physi-
27:04 Brooke Averick? What?
27:04 Connor Wood? Physiology. Reaching and stuff. My nose.
27:11 Connor Wood? Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
27:14 Brooke Averick? Okay, I wanted to get them for everyone here, but I, I don't have too many. So I'm trying to get more. Um... But I, I do have PDFs for whoever.
27:24 Connor Wood? Oh, my gosh, this.
27:25 Brooke Averick? That helps. But that is like a, that's like a book.
27:28 Connor Wood? Is crazy.
27:29 Brooke Averick? Which is killing me. Like, look through it, there's like, it's like, where there's like, words on the page and shit like that.
27:34 Connor Wood? Oh, my god!
27:37 Connor Wood? Oh, I'm so excited.
27:38 Brooke Averick? Is that not a book?
27:39 Connor Wood? Wow, it's a book.
27:42 Brooke Averick? Here's what I'll say about The Ark, for anybody that has one, if you won the Goodreads, um, contest. It's not, I, I don't, I know I don't need to clarify this, everyone's telling me this, but it's really stressing me out, and I'm losing sleep over it. It's not 100% perfect. There's some paragraphs that I've changed, there's two typos that I'm aware of, and it is stressing me out that people will perceive that, but it is not perfect, yet, but it is a book, and it's almost done, and that is what that is. Thank you.
28:14 Brooke Averick? Knock on book.
28:14 Connor Wood? ASMR of Phoebe Berman's gonna lose.
28:18 Brooke Averick? And the pink is-
28:19 Connor Wood? Oh my god, it totally smells like the book fair.
28:21 Brooke Averick? Smells like a book.
28:22 Connor Wood? Oh my god, it smells like the book fair.
28:23 Brooke Averick? The pink is much more vibrant in real life, which I'm obsessed with.
28:27 Connor Wood? Oh my god, you know what, it's so weird, like, I didn't want to say this out loud, because it was like so, such like a not- Not, not time or place as it is, but I do want to eat one of the pages, like, I kinda like- You know what I mean, like, it, it, like, it's- That smell's making me want to eat the pa- a page.
28:40 Brooke Averick? You can maybe eat, there's a blank page at the end where the acknowledgements are gonna go.
28:43 Connor Wood? Should I eat the page in the bonus?
28:45 Brooke Averick? Not, maybe not, let's think about it, let's spend some time thinking about it.
28:50 Brooke Averick? And then if you've thought about it for a little and still want to eat-
28:52 Connor Wood? Maybe I eat a little bit of it. Maybe eat a little bit of the page.
28:55 Brooke Averick? I mean, you can eat paper, we've spoken about this.
28:57 Connor Wood? I know.
28:58 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I know.
28:59 Connor Wood? That's one of those things that we don't have to re-look up, I remember.
29:01 Brooke Averick? You want to eat a page of Phoebe Berman's gonna lose it on camera?
29:03 Connor Wood? Yeah.
29:04 Brooke Averick? Okay, who, hey, what do I care?
29:06 Connor Wood? This too shall pass.
29:07 Brooke Averick? Agreed, I want a tattoo that says, "Borrow the moonlight." That make sense?
29:13 Connor Wood? Um...
29:15 Connor Wood? Walk me through that, walk me through that.
29:17 Brooke Averick? Well,
29:19 Brooke Averick? it's a lyric in As Long As You're Mine. But I didn't realize it was a lyric until I was listening to the stripped acoustic version of just Jonathan Bailey's part.
29:28 Connor Wood? Oh.
29:29 Brooke Averick? And I thought the lyric this whole time was, "Ooh, the moonlight." But I love "borrow the moonlight," and so I want to get-
29:35 Connor Wood? But what is it, it doesn't mean, what does it mean?
29:37 Brooke Averick? It's just like, we're gonna, like, take from the night for our, like, moment, you know? Like, let's seize the moment, kind of.
29:46 Connor Wood? I get like the vibe.
29:46 Brooke Averick? Let's seize the moment.
29:48 Connor Wood? Steal the moonlight.
29:48 Brooke Averick? Kind of, I think. Yeah.
29:53 Connor Wood? I'm like trying-
29:54 Brooke Averick? Just for this moment.
29:55 Connor Wood? Steal the moonlight. Let's steal the moonlight.
29:58 Brooke Averick? I'm not gonna get it, because like, I know that, that's not-
30:02 Brooke Averick? Like, great. But I do want it.
30:04 Connor Wood? That's fine, I have right place, right time, and essentially like a Disney font for some reason, so... Don't worry about it, at least it's just for-
30:10 Brooke Averick? No you don't.
30:11 Connor Wood? Yeah, I do, it's on my feet.
30:13 Brooke Averick? Right. Forgot about that.
30:17 Connor Wood? Oh my god, it's been, so it's been 200 episodes of us sitting here in the Kelly Clarkson's. The fact that we, and every now and then we have a, we have a heavier lift of days that we don't have, like, we push, we really push ourselves to get to, because we don't necessarily cover topics.
30:36 Connor Wood? Really in any way, shape or form. So there's not, there's not really any guidelines to take us, no one's holding our hand and getting us to the finish line of each episode. The way that we do that is actually pretty mind blowing.
30:48 Brooke Averick? It's like writing a book.
30:50 Connor Wood? Yeah, it is. Well, I wouldn't know.
30:53 Brooke Averick? It's just like getting from point A to point Z.
30:56 Connor Wood? Yeah.
30:57 Brooke Averick? In different ways.
30:59 Connor Wood? I know, but it's just so crazy that we do that.
31:02 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
31:03 Connor Wood? Stealing from the moonlight in a way.
31:04 Brooke Averick? Borrowing from the moonlight.
31:05 Connor Wood? Borrowing.
31:05 Brooke Averick? That's, yeah, that's really pretty, isn't it?
31:07 Connor Wood? Borrowing from the moonlight. I'm trying to like, think of any way to even respond to that. Because there's no reason to borrow for it. It's free for everyone.
31:15 Brooke Averick? Well, usually people are asleep at night. So I feel like they're having this like, very, like.
31:21 Connor Wood? We're up late? We're being bad?
31:22 Brooke Averick? Yeah, we're being bad moment.
31:24 Connor Wood? Let's be bad, let's go out at night.
31:25 Brooke Averick? She's being wicked.
31:27 Connor Wood? Okay.
31:27 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
31:28 Connor Wood? Well, is that in the Wicked movie?
31:30 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I remember at the end, she's like, I, for the first time, I feel wicked.
31:36 Brooke Averick? Anyway, it doesn't matter. It's just something that, it's just a new line for me from one of my favorite songs that I've been listening to for 10 plus years. So it's really exciting that you can always find new things.
31:45 Connor Wood? You're not looking at things, you're not lying, you're just looking at things differently.
31:48 Brooke Averick? Exactly.
31:49 Connor Wood? Um, I have some shit I need to.
31:51 Brooke Averick? I would talk about heated rivalry all day if I could, my gay hockey show.
31:56 Connor Wood? I don't know enough about heated rivalry. Why do I say it like I just learned English?
32:00 Brooke Averick? Connor, it's so awesome.
32:02 Connor Wood? Hot rivalry. Um, is it awesome?
32:04 Brooke Averick? It is completely fabulous.
32:07 Connor Wood? That's great.
32:07 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
32:08 Connor Wood? I've seen a lot of fanfare.
32:09 Brooke Averick? Yeah, and now I'm reading the book.
32:11 Connor Wood? How come?
32:12 Brooke Averick? Like, have you ever thought for one second how dumb it is that I haven't been reading gay hockey romance this whole time?
32:17 Connor Wood? It does make sense for you. I, I wanna.
32:20 Brooke Averick? What a, I've been wasting my life until this point.
32:23 Connor Wood? I wanna know how they found these two young men that I've never heard of before and now they're like, A-list.
32:29 Brooke Averick? They were at High Tops West Hollywood last night. Which is my local gay bar. And I missed them.
32:35 Connor Wood? That's where you need to be out at night.
32:36 Brooke Averick? It's actually fun watching them. It's fun watching them explode on Instagram because they're growing at the exact same rate. Like, they both have the exact same amount of followers at any given time. Because they're being followed like as a unit, which is really beautiful. It's like not one is like the star over the other. They're both fabulous.
32:54 Connor Wood? Jealous.
32:56 Connor Wood? I just didn't know who they were at all until, that's, must be such a cool.
32:59 Brooke Averick? Hollander. That's my new.
33:00 Connor Wood? Hollander?
33:01 Brooke Averick? That's my new take. Hollander.
33:03 Connor Wood? Holdenur?
33:04 Brooke Averick? Hollander. I'm sick too. It's, I'm saying Hollander in a Russian accent.
33:09 Connor Wood? Oh, it's an accent?
33:10 Brooke Averick? Yeah, that's kind of what they say to each other during sex. So he says Hollander, which is his last name. And then.
33:17 Connor Wood? Hollander.
33:17 Brooke Averick? Hollander says fuck off.
33:19 Connor Wood? Oh, that's special. Yeah, they're definitely borrowing from the moonlight in the bedroom.
33:23 Brooke Averick? I love them so much.
33:25 Connor Wood? That's so great.
33:25 Brooke Averick? Thank you. I've seen the first two episodes four times each. And the third one is actually about two different characters. Who I don't care for as much because it's very like insta-love. Like, one of them walks into a smoothie shop and is like, "I have to have you. Please make my smoothies every day." Which is less like enemies to lovers, which is what Shayna and Ilya are, which I really prefer. They're so goofy and silly. And it's just really amazing because most gay things are like very sad and end with like someone dying usually. But this is just like fun gay shit.
33:57 Connor Wood? How fun?
33:57 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
33:58 Connor Wood? How gay?
33:58 Brooke Averick? How fun and gay.
34:01 Connor Wood? Good for them. They seem like they're really living it up.
34:02 Brooke Averick? They're having a blast.
34:05 Connor Wood? Oh, how great.
34:05 Brooke Averick? I love these boys.
34:07 Connor Wood? Were they in stuff before this?
34:09 Brooke Averick? Yes, but not anything that we would know.
34:13 Brooke Averick? I think Connor Story, the one who plays Ilya, him not being Russian, for example, is the most insane thing in the world. Because his Russian accent is like a part of his DNA to me. But he's not Russian. He was in something for sure. He was in Joker.
34:29 Connor Wood? The actual?
34:29 Brooke Averick? Call of Duty.
34:30 Connor Wood? Oh, that was like.
34:30 Brooke Averick? That's when I went to the gay viewing.
34:33 Connor Wood? Oh, yeah.
34:34 Brooke Averick? I don't remember him in that.
34:35 Connor Wood? I think that that was like really bad, right? The movie?
34:38 Brooke Averick? Pretty, yeah. But I didn't say that at the time because I was just honored to be there.
34:42 Connor Wood? Right.
34:43 Brooke Averick? Really horrible. Thank you.
34:46 Connor Wood? Well, I'm sure he'll be in a lot more stuff now. What a fun, what a fun.
34:50 Brooke Averick? Hudson. Hudson is my, is my number one.
34:53 Connor Wood? What a fun ride that must be to be like, all right, I'm in this thing. You go. For you to be like, they're growing at a rate that you're able to actually see them growing on Instagram. That's so cool.
35:02 Brooke Averick? They're, I mean, they are just like young and fun and hot and doing the damn thing.
35:07 Connor Wood? Oh, oh, this young man was in a show called Chad GPT. I'm sure that's really good.
35:13 Brooke Averick? Wait, I'm craving watching Chad GPT.
35:16 Connor Wood? Let's click on Chad GPT. Um, let's, after ordering the world's first AI-powered humanoid chatbot, Mike's life gets turned upside down.
35:29 Connor Wood? Sounds good.
35:30 Brooke Averick? He's adorable. And you know what? I'm making the conscious decision not to look up how old the two of them are. Because it only hurts. It only hurts.
35:38 Connor Wood? Yeah, no, that, that sucks. Oh, you're talking in that way.
35:41 Brooke Averick? No, I'm talking about like, just like there are so many people that are younger than me.
35:45 Connor Wood? No, it makes, it's actually getting to the point when, when people are like, these 32-year-olds are playing high schoolers. I'm like, good. At least they're like
35:53 Brooke Averick? At least.
35:53 Connor Wood? old, you know, I don't, I don't want to see like some really talented 21-year-old actor.
35:58 Brooke Averick? These boys are my freaking family. Hollander.
36:03 Connor Wood? Hollander.
36:04 Brooke Averick? Hollander, fuck off. I love that shit.
36:07 Connor Wood? Oh, that's so you.
36:08 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
36:10 Connor Wood? We should do that to each other here. You can be Hollander, I'll be fuck off.
36:13 Brooke Averick? Okay, that could be hot.
36:45 Speaker 01 Whenever fall comes back around, it always feels like a fresh start. This year, I've been layering in some styles from the new Lululemon fall drop, because the weather is shifting and I find I have to be ready for the entire day and not just one part of it. Lululemon's fall line has some really versatile transitional pieces, so I can just wake up, throw on a matching set, add a jacket or a fleece, and head out, knowing that I'll feel comfortable enough to go wherever the day takes me. Check out the new fall arrivals in store and online now at lululemon.com.
37:15 Speaker 01 Ugh, I hate Mondays.
37:16 Connor Wood? King's Hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite?
37:18 Speaker 01 Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.
37:24 Speaker 01 Hey, let's get back to work, please. But Taylor Hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites.
37:30 Brooke Averick? Taylor Hansen? Nice.
37:32 Connor Wood? Try one.
37:33 Brooke Averick? Mmm.
37:37 Brooke Averick? King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. There's nothing like it.
37:45 Brooke Averick? I think you should watch it just to like kind of be where I am. Oh my God, I'm so excited. Next week, they're like having like these girlfriends.
37:53 Connor Wood? I wish you would've told me that.
37:54 Brooke Averick? And they're gonna be so jealous of each other.
37:55 Connor Wood? This is one of those things where like, this is one of those typical shits that everyone starts watching and I didn't even know it came out. And now I'm how many episodes behind?
38:03 Brooke Averick? Just three.
38:04 Connor Wood? Now I'm three episodes behind. How long are the episodes?
38:06 Brooke Averick? Like 40. You will be so fine.
38:10 Brooke Averick? If I've watched them each 8,000 times.
38:12 Connor Wood? Hollander. Fuck off.
38:16 Connor Wood? Well, I just got big pass out vibes.
38:18 Brooke Averick? Really?
38:18 Connor Wood? Yeah.
38:20 Brooke Averick? Sorry. I'm sick.
38:22 Connor Wood? No, it doesn't bother me.
38:27 Connor Wood? Maybe I should be Hollander.
38:29 Brooke Averick? Fuck off. Ah, I love, I love them. They're so gorgeous. Inside and out.
38:37 Connor Wood? My daughter.
38:38 Brooke Averick? What?
38:39 Connor Wood? I just read Hudson Williams is known for Tracker, Nobody Dumps My Daughter, and Allegiance, and ChatGPT.
38:44 Brooke Averick? Just, okay. Well, you, Izzy, would you mind looking up how old is Hudson Williams? 23, do you think?
38:51 Connor Wood? 25. 24?
38:52 Brooke Averick? Okay.
38:53 Connor Wood? Oh, wow.
38:53 Brooke Averick? How about Connor Story?
38:54 Connor Wood? Born in 2001, by the way. That's awesome.
38:56 Brooke Averick? That's fabulous. My thing is like.
38:57 Connor Wood? He like was a big.
38:59 Brooke Averick? He's 25.
39:00 Connor Wood? 9/11.
39:00 Brooke Averick? And Connor Story is, my thing I've decided with dating is that, mm.
39:09 Connor Wood? Bonus.
39:09 Brooke Averick? If I, okay, yeah. No, if I have a, not dating, having crushes. Cause I don't think I would really like date anyone under 27 unless it was extenuating circumstances. But I can have a crush on someone as long as they were alive during nine 11.
39:22 Connor Wood? The nine 11 cutoff is pretty key.
39:24 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I feel like that's fine.
39:27 Connor Wood? But the thing is like, being born after nine 11, they're like, yeah, I heard of it.
39:31 Brooke Averick? That's history to them. That's ancient history.
39:33 Connor Wood? No, it's like, yeah, that, I guess that happened. I'm trying to think of something that like, we missed that like, is like, like that, like, I'm trying to think of who's like older than us, like, like no one's older than us.
39:47 Brooke Averick? No one here.
39:48 Connor Wood? My parents, like I'm, no, but someone like in between, like an older millennial, I want to know like what their thing is that they're like, oh, you don't, you weren't around for, I guess we were like around, we weren't around for like,
40:01 Connor Wood? Vietnam, like, I don't even know what else, what else big things happened.
40:07 Brooke Averick? Like Kennedy assassination was a big one, Martin Luther King, civil rights movement.
40:11 Connor Wood? Yeah, but like,
40:15 Connor Wood? nine 11 was like, they flew two planes into the,
40:19 Brooke Averick? nine 11 was a big one.
40:21 Connor Wood? That's like crazy. I think that that started happening during us, like during, like right at the beginning of us, where like terrorism, I guess terrorism was like Loki always. Nah, let's not talk about terrorism today.
40:37 Brooke Averick? Today.
40:38 Connor Wood? Let's talk about movies again.
40:39 Brooke Averick? Okay.
40:40 Connor Wood? Let's talk about gay hockey. I don't want to do terrorism right now.
40:42 Brooke Averick? I love gay hockey. Also, guess what? I know shit about hockey now. There's three periods per game. They're each 20 minutes.
40:51 Connor Wood? Wow.
40:53 Brooke Averick? And the leagues are divided by like geography.
40:57 Connor Wood? Yeah, most leagues are.
40:59 Brooke Averick? Okay.
41:01 Connor Wood? That's like normal.
41:02 Brooke Averick? I didn't, well, I didn't know that.
41:05 Connor Wood? Like a conference, like a league would be.
41:07 Brooke Averick? No, I'm sorry. I mean, like, Canada can be in the same league as like the US. Cause it's like, like north, the north is together.
41:14 Connor Wood? Right, well.
41:15 Brooke Averick? But that's not the case with like football. We don't have any Canadian teams in the NFL, do we?
41:19 Connor Wood? I don't actually know, but I know that like, when I was in Toronto for,
41:22 Brooke Averick? Because obviously, you know, um, Hollander is in the, on the Canadian team. And Elliott plays for Boston. But they're in the same league. Cause they're heated rivals.
41:35 Connor Wood? Well, the Toronto Blue Jays are a baseball team and we played Toronto. Toronto Blue Jays are such an American team to me that when we went there, I was like, oh my God, how cool that they get to go overseas. Toronto is closer to the United States than like, we are right now. And
41:51 Brooke Averick? Okay.
41:52 Connor Wood? They were playing and it's like a team, but I didn't like connect those dots. Anytime we go leave the United States, I'm like, I need to be speaking Italian, straight up. I'll be in Mexico or Canada and I'll be like, oh, oh, ciao. And they're like, we're in Seattle, basically.
42:08 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
42:08 Connor Wood? Do you have that?
42:09 Brooke Averick? I don't think so.
42:11 Connor Wood? I think it's cause like, I don't want any, I want, I want, anywhere I go, I want people to think that I live there too.
42:18 Connor Wood? Hello?
42:19 Brooke Averick? Where, yeah. Wherever you are, you take yourself with you. Sorry. I think my NyQuil just hit in like a, like
42:24 Connor Wood? You should have given me some. We should have been both
42:26 Brooke Averick? Massive way.
42:26 Connor Wood? Tripping huge sack.
42:27 Brooke Averick? In my NyQuil, I mean DayQuil.
42:29 Connor Wood? Oh, DayQuil won't hit you like that, girl.
42:31 Brooke Averick? I think it will.
42:32 Connor Wood? No.
42:33 Brooke Averick? Jen.
42:33 Connor Wood? What are you peeling?
42:34 Brooke Averick? Some of the graffiti that I shot into my system.
42:38 Connor Wood? Mine is gonna be, I'm gonna be dealing with this for days.
42:44 Brooke Averick? Hollander.
42:45 Connor Wood? Fuck off. I wanna be, I wanna be Hollander.
42:48 Brooke Averick? Okay, be Hollander then. It's just a vocal tic. You can say it whenever you want.
42:52 Connor Wood? Okay.
42:53 Brooke Averick? Talking about Hollander?
42:55 Connor Wood? Fuck off. Um, wait, I have so many stuff to say.
42:58 Brooke Averick? Okay.
43:00 Connor Wood? Um, so I flew in last night.
43:03 Brooke Averick? Yay.
43:04 Connor Wood? Yeah. I actually have like important stuff to talk to you about.
43:08 Brooke Averick? Oh, I'd love to hear.
43:09 Connor Wood? It's not like interesting or anything?
43:11 Brooke Averick? Okay. It doesn't need to be.
43:13 Connor Wood? No, it never, what, is it ever?
43:15 Brooke Averick? Hmm, rarely.
43:17 Connor Wood? Um, so I'm on the plane, right? And I'm, so I'm on, first of all, I'm on the plane.
43:25 Connor Wood? Um, I'm trying to find a movie because it was like so movie vibes last night. I'm having a glass of wine.
43:31 Brooke Averick? Were you in first class Connor?
43:32 Connor Wood? Yes!
43:33 Brooke Averick? Wow!
43:34 Connor Wood? Because of extenuating circumstances, a third party, a third party paid for my upgrade.
43:39 Brooke Averick? Wow, big shot.
43:40 Connor Wood? Yeah, and it was like, really cool. I never do that. You know, I never do that. I'd rather-
43:44 Brooke Averick? What airline?
43:45 Connor Wood? JetBlue.
43:45 Brooke Averick? Holy shit, you were in mint?
43:47 Connor Wood? I was, my shiny teeth and me were in-
43:50 Brooke Averick? That would be my dream collaboration.
43:52 Connor Wood? Well, you know what? It didn't really help because like-
43:54 Brooke Averick? I love mint. I love laying down. That's what's at the core of it.
43:57 Connor Wood? This, this dude next to me went to sleep right away and all I could think about was like, "When was the last time I peed? I'm gonna have to pee. I'm gonna have to have to step over him." I'm like, didn't want to drink any water even though I was so thirsty because I was like, then that's just gonna make me have to pee sooner. And then I was like, but I really want the wine vibe and like to be like cozy and stuff. And then I couldn't figure out my air thing, so I was just like sitting there actually dripping sweat. My bladder's about to explode. I'm like, maybe I should just go to sleep. And then my legs kept both falling asleep. It was just like really stressful. I'm gonna sit in the back next time. But I was trying to watch a movie and then get this, didn't know that there was a remote for the TV. So I'm laying flatbed with my feet out in front of me, trying to scroll on the TV. My legs are shaking and the guy in front of me kept turning because I think I was pushing so hard on the screen that it was like moving his head.
44:40 Brooke Averick? Not everyone's made for JetBlue Mint.
44:42 Connor Wood? I'm not, and that's okay. And it was like too short of a flight for me to actually go to sleep. It's like five and a half hours.
44:49 Brooke Averick? That's not too short, baby.
44:51 Connor Wood? Well, when you're stressing out about your, like, am I, why am I too hot? I kinda have to pee. Should I step over him? But what if he wakes up and I'm like mounting him? He's like laying flat and I'm like, I'm like in the hockey match with these boys.
45:06 Brooke Averick? It's much harder to pee in the window in mint.
45:07 Connor Wood? Oh, it's really hard. I was like, can I leap? Can I make the leap if I jump? Anyway, so I started watching a movie, I started looking for a movie. Every movie right now on planes is like holiday themed and it's like newer ones, like new releases, holiday themed. We talk all the time about how hard rom-coms have been hit as of late because they're like 3D printing these scripts or it must be AI or something and then they're picking these like actors and they might like, they're like just, I don't even know how to explain it, how upset I am about the current state of rom-coms, but like, you know who else really got hit hard?
45:42 Brooke Averick? Who?
45:43 Connor Wood? Christmas movies, holiday movies.
45:45 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
45:47 Connor Wood? And they are, they are-
45:53 Connor Wood? A little bit supposed to be a little kitschy, you know, the Hallmark movies.
45:55 Brooke Averick? Right.
45:56 Connor Wood? But not like Four Christmases. What happened to Four Christmases? Bring it up, like.
46:00 Brooke Averick? It's because they're also like rom-coms too.
46:03 Connor Wood? Yeah.
46:03 Brooke Averick? So it's just like the whole kit and caboodle.
46:05 Connor Wood? But like.
46:06 Brooke Averick? Imagine how much worse it's gonna be now with all this movie monopoly shit.
46:10 Connor Wood? No, but like I would even take like a Jason, um, Sudeikis.
46:16 Brooke Averick? Yeah, we all would.
46:16 Connor Wood? Jennifer Aniston.
46:17 Brooke Averick? We all would take that.
46:18 Connor Wood? Yeah, not even rom-com, just like, or like a family vacation, or like Christmas at the Cranks.
46:22 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
46:23 Connor Wood? Bring back like the holiday falling apart and then they end up realizing it's just all about family instead.
46:28 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
46:28 Connor Wood? Like you don't have to reinvent the wheel. This is one thing where I'm saying, don't reinvent the wheel. Could if you want to. God knows we could use it.
46:36 Brooke Averick? I'm just like confused how we had such a like
46:41 Brooke Averick? understanding and mastery of the rom-com and was just everyone all at once lost it.
46:47 Connor Wood? No, it genuinely.
46:48 Brooke Averick? Like there has to be one person who still works in the industry that knows how to do what used to be done.
46:52 Connor Wood? Judd Apatow.
46:54 Brooke Averick? Has he done it recently?
46:55 Connor Wood? No, he's probably like, I'll wait until they, the people really need me. Judd, the people really need you.
47:01 Brooke Averick? Please, Judd.
47:02 Connor Wood? We really need a rom-com.
47:03 Brooke Averick? What's the last thing Judd did?
47:06 Connor Wood? I think he's working on something now. It was his birthday. Happy birthday, Judd.
47:08 Brooke Averick? Happy birthday.
47:09 Connor Wood? You deserve the world. Recent feat, the king of Staten Island.
47:13 Brooke Averick? I don't remember that too, too well.
47:15 Connor Wood? It was Pete Davidson and I heard it was not great.
47:17 Brooke Averick? I did see it. Okay. Well, come back, Judd. Please, we need you, baby.
47:21 Connor Wood? We need you.
47:23 Brooke Averick? Anyway.
47:25 Connor Wood? Um, but Christmas movies themselves, like I, I love a Christmas movie rom-com, but there are a ton that are just like, it's like family, is the daughter gonna make it home? Okay. She brought home like, um, a boyfriend from her study abroad trip. Like she made it home from Spain, but she's got a Spain, a good boyfriend from Spain. Uh-oh.
47:40 Brooke Averick? You know what was like that recently that wasn't like good, but it was good?
47:43 Connor Wood? Huh.
47:45 Brooke Averick? The holiday with Emma Roberts, but that was like 2020.
47:49 Connor Wood? Every now and then we find our spark and then so quickly as far, as soon as we found it, we've, we've lost it as well. Oh, I see. Like this doesn't, that doesn't look like a poster that would like.
47:58 Brooke Averick? It, well, I don't remember it being good, but I remember it giving me the feeling. Does that make sense?
48:03 Connor Wood? Yeah.
48:03 Brooke Averick? I would, I don't need you to wipe your nose with your finger.
48:05 Connor Wood? No, it's like, cause it's like made out of something like sponger kind of material.
48:08 Brooke Averick? Stop putting it on.
48:09 Connor Wood? That's perfect. Cause it hits like what I was, what's itchy? Cause it kind of goes into all the crap.
48:15 Connor Wood? Fuck off.
48:16 Brooke Averick? Under.
48:17 Connor Wood? Oh my God. No.
48:21 Connor Wood? Like, what are you doing to me nose?
48:25 Connor Wood? Now, there's also... Fuck! I had such a good thing to say! Come on!
48:34 Connor Wood? What is his name? What's your name?
48:40 Brooke Averick? You want to talk about something else?
48:41 Connor Wood? No, no, no. I have something else I need to say. God, why do I keep bringing into a Russian accent?
48:46 Brooke Averick? Because of Hollander.
48:47 Connor Wood? Hollander. Um... Okay. Um, one thing I have to say that's like, I think, pretty important that I don't totally understand, so maybe this is like the learning moment of the day?
48:58 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
48:59 Connor Wood? The merger that's happening with like Warner Brothers and Netflix? Like Netflix bought Warner Brothers, which includes HBO.
49:05 Brooke Averick? I don't think it went through all the way yet. I think it's still in the works.
49:09 Connor Wood? Here's the thing, I hear something like that and I go, "Uh-oh, that's bad." And if someone goes, "Why?", I go, "Well..."
49:14 Brooke Averick? I actually know the answer.
49:15 Connor Wood? Well, I just want to say really quickly,
49:19 Connor Wood? there's this thing that I kind of build my life around. It's called the Caleb Hieron Litmus Test.
49:25 Brooke Averick? Connor, I feel the same exact way.
49:29 Connor Wood? And it's like, anytime I'm like, "This, I don't know if this is good or bad." I just checked Caleb Hieron's Instagram stories and he go, he says it's, he says it's bad?
49:38 Brooke Averick? Then it is.
49:39 Connor Wood? Probably bad. He says it's good?
49:39 Brooke Averick? Period.
49:40 Connor Wood? It's great for everybody, probably.
49:42 Brooke Averick? I literally, this is why, this is what they mean by "trust the experts." To me, I believe in trusting the experts. I believe that most people probably know more than me. And by "most," I mean "all." And especially Caleb, I think he's like one of the smartest people that I've ever met. And so, "trust the experts."
50:00 Connor Wood? And by the way, that's a free...
50:02 Brooke Averick? Inform yourself, of course, sure. But when you're like, "I don't really know, I don't..." Then let's ask Caleb.
50:07 Connor Wood? I think also, it's a free resource for everybody. Everyone can use the Caleb Hieron Litmus Test. It's usually on his story about every day. He's so good. So, I think, yeah, trust the expert. Ask the experts.
50:20 Brooke Averick? I really care for the guy.
50:21 Connor Wood? Oh, and me too!
50:23 Brooke Averick? Anyway, moral of the story with the Netflix thing is that monopolies are bad. Which like, I also thought there were laws against that, so I'm not sure how this is even possible.
50:31 Connor Wood? I don't...
50:31 Brooke Averick? Is Trumpy?
50:34 Connor Wood? I'm sure it has something to do with that. There was like a larger thing at play too where it was like, there's something, there's something to do with AI and data, but like everything has to do with, I got a, I got a bagel this morning and I'm sure that AI and data had something to do with my bagel. But I think that there's something to do with like these, these larger, like there's a holding companies for all of these entertainment companies and they're like, these like scary, big, evil, like Wizard of Oz type people where you don't, you don't know their name at all, but they low key own like all the entire United States. And they now keep acquiring, they have like sub companies who acquire other companies and that, that ends up like all funneling up to this like big data company that like owns everything. And so apparently now
51:17 Connor Wood? they're in talks as well for like the, to buy the majority of the TikTok sale. Which would mean that they can tailor your algorithm to serve you content that like fits your needs, I guess, but I can't remember what the evil part was.
51:33 Brooke Averick? I just think like also like the quality of things is gonna like really
51:37 Connor Wood? Oh, the quality of things is, is gone.
51:39 Brooke Averick? Is, yeah, just like creative freedom and and everything like that. It's going to be horrible. I love it.
51:45 Connor Wood? Yeah, I think it was Ted Sarandos that said like, my son watched some insane like IMAX level movie on his phone and he loved it.
51:54 Connor Wood? And that's kind of deeply upsetting because after seeing Wicked in the movie theater, like I can't imagine watching that on my phone. Also, I can't imagine not having access to my phone and watching a 90 minute movie. Not gonna happen champ. I'm gonna have to get a second phone.
52:06 Brooke Averick? And the movies that are in theaters are gonna be there for like three days so that they can get to streaming faster.
52:12 Connor Wood? That's what it was.
52:13 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
52:14 Connor Wood? Someone else tweeted like, and it's this thing where it's like now that you're telling me that you're not gonna put the movies in theaters now I wanna go. I haven't been to the movies in years, but like, it was a really fun experience.
52:23 Brooke Averick? It is really fun.
52:25 Connor Wood? Oh, and there's like a nostalgia thing about going to the movies and smelling the popcorn.
52:30 Brooke Averick? Of course.
52:31 Connor Wood? And then seeing the guy smoking crack in the bathroom.
52:35 Brooke Averick? There's just nothing good about it.
52:38 Connor Wood? The other thing that I was gonna say earlier when I was talking about Christmas movies, you know how like, do you know how that, do you know that feeling of when it's randomly December 10th for some reason? And it doesn't feel like Christmas at all. And then I was thinking about like, it hasn't felt like Christmas in December in like 10 years.
52:57 Brooke Averick? What about New York?
52:58 Connor Wood? Yeah, but it doesn't feel like December 10th. Like it's, it's in two weeks.
53:03 Brooke Averick? It doesn't feel like Christmas is approaching?
53:05 Connor Wood? No. And it is cool because like they do, they're like, they make you very aware because like everyone's decorating their stoop and they put, they make all the little parks. They put Christmas trees up and stuff and it's cold, but it's not snowing.
53:20 Connor Wood? I feel like, and it's 80 degrees in LA right now. I just came in here and like I went out this morning and my Uggs.
53:24 Brooke Averick? Yeah. I mean, it doesn't feel like Christmas here. That's for darn true.
53:27 Connor Wood? No, and my Uggs, like I might have to throw them away. I sweat so much and then they're soaked.
53:30 Brooke Averick? Fugs or real Uggs?
53:31 Connor Wood? They're fugs, of course. I'm not, unless Uggs reach out, reaches out and you'll know if they reach out because I'll be wearing Uggs. I'm not gonna buy Uggs. I'm buying my fugs. I like my fugs.
53:42 Brooke Averick? I know. It's fine to be fuglessa.
53:46 Connor Wood? I'm fuglessy.
53:47 Brooke Averick? It's fine to be.
53:48 Connor Wood? I'm spicy fuglessy. Fuck off. Do you know what you're doing for Christmas yet? What are you gonna do with the cats?
53:53 Brooke Averick? I don't know.
53:55 Connor Wood? Again, I want to remind you, it's in two weeks and you'll probably leave before that. So you probably have one week to figure that out.
54:00 Brooke Averick? No, I'm not leaving for two weeks.
54:02 Connor Wood? No, it's, Christmas is in two weeks.
54:04 Brooke Averick? I know, but I'm not, I'm Jewish, so I don't need to be home for Christmas on the day.
54:08 Connor Wood? Every, every time you tell me you're Jewish near Christmas and I'm like, huh, but I know you're Jewish.
54:12 Brooke Averick? Yeah. So I'm going home a little bit later. Um, I have a few people in the running for the cats. I'm very worried about Jonathan, who just like, if the door's open, he will find a way out of it.
54:25 Connor Wood? Yeah.
54:27 Brooke Averick? So I need to get him an air tag collar, even though he doesn't go past the like. Plants in the front, he just likes the plants. But I do, I'm just worried about someone that's not me.
54:39 Connor Wood? There's better ones than AirTags.
54:40 Brooke Averick? Really?
54:41 Connor Wood? They're like called Chip-o or something.
54:42 Brooke Averick? Oh, Chip-o. I need to get him a Chip-o.
54:44 Connor Wood? I got a Chip-o for my keys and it like, there's something about it that's better than AirTags because AirTags only work within like a certain distance and this one like, will work for, like I could check right now if my keys are at my house in New York.
54:55 Brooke Averick? I wish I could build him a patio.
54:57 Connor Wood? Hmm, you could put them in your car.
55:01 Brooke Averick? I need to bring him a cat's patio.
55:03 Connor Wood? Yeah, you could. You can do that.
55:04 Brooke Averick? Yeah. He's been hissing at me when I tried to bring him back inside.
55:09 Connor Wood? He's born for the outside.
55:10 Brooke Averick? He was.
55:11 Connor Wood? That's what was, my neighbors in New York all have outdoor cats.
55:14 Brooke Averick? I tried to put a leash on him and he won't let me.
55:16 Connor Wood? I saw a woman with three cats on a leash today by my hotel.
55:19 Brooke Averick? That's so cute.
55:19 Connor Wood? Um.
55:20 Brooke Averick? I wish I could leash them up. I'm also scared to take Rob outside because he has a weakened immune system due to his, his feline AIDS.
55:29 Connor Wood? Oh my god, I forget that.
55:30 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
55:31 Connor Wood? You, you haven't talked into the mic in a while.
55:34 Brooke Averick? I'm talking right into it.
55:37 Connor Wood? You being sick is like making me feel sick. I wonder who got me sick.
55:40 Brooke Averick? I'm sorry. No, it's just like looking at a sick person.
55:43 Connor Wood? You don't look sick, you're acting sick.
55:45 Brooke Averick? Oh, sorry.
55:46 Connor Wood? It's okay. But stop.
55:48 Brooke Averick? I'm sorry.
55:50 Connor Wood? No, it's okay. I went back and watched our clips from like three, four weeks ago and I have been sick for like three, four weeks.
55:55 Brooke Averick? I just am the worst sick person.
55:57 Connor Wood? Sickling, coughing, tooth and flu. I have it.
56:00 Brooke Averick? I'm the worst sick person.
56:02 Connor Wood? You know what someone called me the other day online? Chud. I can't get it out of my head. Does everyone in the room know what chud means?
56:08 Brooke Averick? No.
56:09 Connor Wood? Can we look up chud? And I actually, Izzy, will you read it first and tell me if I should even read it? Or if it's going to change the trajectory of the rest of the episode?
56:17 Brooke Averick? Maybe they meant chum?
56:19 Connor Wood? No, let's try to guess what it is.
56:20 Brooke Averick? I'm thinking like chum, like good old chum.
56:24 Connor Wood? No, it was like in a rude way. It was like this, this, not this chud. Have an opinion. This chud's got an opinion or something. It feels really.
56:30 Brooke Averick? Joker, like this, not this.
56:32 Connor Wood? Like this clown?
56:32 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
56:33 Connor Wood? I'm not a clown.
56:35 Brooke Averick? I don't think, Izzy's face is telling me.
56:37 Connor Wood? Oh, it's not good? I don't want to see it?
56:38 Brooke Averick? You know.
56:39 Connor Wood? I don't want to read it? Oh my god.
56:40 Brooke Averick? Can I read it? Can you close your eyes?
56:42 Connor Wood? Yeah. I'm just going to guess it mean like it was like chopped ud, chopped unk.
56:48 Brooke Averick? Oh. It's not true.
56:54 Connor Wood? Oh god, we have to delete that whole thing.
56:56 Brooke Averick? No, it's fine.
56:57 Connor Wood? A derogatory term for unpleasant right-wingers?
56:59 Brooke Averick? Yes, it's fine. It's not true, so it's fine. And then this girl said, "I'm left-wing, but I call myself chadette as a joke."
57:07 Connor Wood? Oh my god, that's so you.
57:08 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
57:09 Connor Wood? You're a chadette.
57:09 Brooke Averick? Yeah, as a joke.
57:11 Connor Wood? Yeah.
57:13 Brooke Averick? So it's fine. And then someone said, "Why? If you're left-wing, it doesn't even apply to you." I don't know, honestly. It's just funny to do. Because I'm the opposite of unpleasant right-winger. Exactly.
57:24 Connor Wood? Totally.
57:25 Brooke Averick? And someone said, "I call myself an alpha, and I am an alpha." Agreed.
57:29 Connor Wood? Rollender.
57:31 Brooke Averick? Hollander.
57:31 Connor Wood? McDollender. Are we on Reddit?
57:35 Brooke Averick? I want you to hear him say Hollander.
57:37 Connor Wood? Hollander.
57:38 Brooke Averick? Because you've never even heard it.
57:39 Connor Wood? Cannibalistic. So it's so great that our 200th episode is like the most segmented no make sense.
57:46 Brooke Averick? It's a no make sense, sir.
57:49 Connor Wood? We deserve a little bit of a dumbass episode, I guess.
57:54 Brooke Averick? And I said I was sick.
57:56 Connor Wood? Well, I don't know any cast member of this project.
58:00 Brooke Averick? They're all new on Lox. I want to hear him moaning Hollander.
58:05 Connor Wood? Ooh.
58:07 Brooke Averick? It's fine to say. It's fine to request.
58:09 Connor Wood? Okay, chadette.
58:13 Brooke Averick? Oh, hell yes, this is an edit. No chance at all.
58:19 Brooke Averick? This is more of just like a thirst trap of Hollander, which I appreciate a lot.
58:25 Brooke Averick? He's a great guy. He's more of like a shy or thirsty one. He does look a little bit like Keanu Reeves.
58:30 Connor Wood? Keanu Reeves. That name? I'm never gonna say it right.
58:34 Brooke Averick? That's fine.
58:35 Connor Wood? Keanu?
58:36 Brooke Averick? What did you say at first?
58:37 Connor Wood? Keanu?
58:38 Brooke Averick? Keanu Reeves.
58:39 Connor Wood? Kino?
58:41 Brooke Averick? Keanu Reeves.
58:43 Connor Wood? Keynote speaker?
58:45 Brooke Averick? I can just actually just go into my DMs with Tristan.
58:49 Brooke Averick? Me and Tristan watched, um, we were watching it during Thanksgiving. And there's kind of like a, not, like, it's kind of filmed like, very dimly lit. It's dark, so Tristan and I like couldn't see it well enough. So we also pulled out the laptop. So we were watching on the TV and his laptop two inches from our face at the same time. Just to make sure we really got every detail of the show, Connor. Does that make sense?
59:15 Connor Wood? Yeah.
59:22 Connor Wood? I think while you're pulling that up, I do want to address that the
59:25 Brooke Averick? Oh, I met Mr. Fantasy.
59:29 Brooke Averick? Hello?
59:30 Connor Wood? How did you not, how did you see me and not think, oh my God, I met Mr. Fantasy?
59:33 Brooke Averick? Cause it feels like a dream.
59:35 Connor Wood? I saw every angle of you, talking about you and Tristan watching different angles of that show. I saw every angle of you touching every square inch of Mr. Fantasy's body.
59:44 Brooke Averick? How lucky am I to have not only met Mr. Fantasy, but to have that interaction filmed from every angle? That was an instant love connection.
59:55 Connor Wood? It seemed like he knew you.
59:56 Brooke Averick? I don't think so, but basically what happened was I was in a
59:59 Connor Wood? That's like an unbelievable photo.
1:00:04 Brooke Averick? I was in a rancid mood.
1:00:07 Connor Wood? I wish I could, like these nights when you're acting like this, I would pay, I would do the red eye if I knew that you were gonna be out like that. You need to tell me when you're like feeling in this way.
1:00:16 Brooke Averick? No, I, well, I wasn't. I was in a horrible mood, really like very Debbie Downer. And I was about to Irish exit. We were at this like holiday event and
1:00:27 Connor Wood? Wasn't it eat at chain?
1:00:28 Brooke Averick? Yeah, it was chain. And I was like, no, don't go, give it a second. You know, I'm humoring it for a second because I like the attention, but I was planning on leaving in, in, in just a few moments.
1:00:39 Brooke Averick? As I'm standing to walk out, Tristan turns to me, he goes, there's no way. I say, what? I see the sparkle of Mr. Fantasy's body suit.
1:00:49 Connor Wood? Wow.
1:00:50 Brooke Averick? And we're right at the entrance. So we're the first ones to get him and we're both jumping up and down screaming and he's doing the exact same thing because he not only matches your energy, but exceeds your energy. He makes you feel like the only person in the room. And the only person in the world. That being said, Tristan did get to him first. And so I obviously, if you've seen the footage, just stood there jumping and with my arms out like a little baby waiting to be picked up. I'm Mr. Fantasy and then eventually Mr. Fantasy did turn around and he gave me a little hug. I did think we were gonna kiss. Did you see that? He like cupped my cheek in a way. You see that? Look at that.
1:01:31 Connor Wood? Oh my god, you were ready for it.
1:01:32 Brooke Averick? I was about to lean in. Um, yeah.
1:01:35 Connor Wood? This is what I was talking about. I saw every angle of this and Kayla got ahold of this.
1:01:38 Brooke Averick? Kayla, uh, God bless Kayla. Yeah, she made it. Not only, she made an edit and Mr. Fantasy commented on this edit was like, I love you, thinking that I made the edit, which is fine. It's, and for some reason, Mr. Fantasy's comment is hidden, which I don't love. Um, but yeah, I thought we were about to kiss. Anyway, he said he loved me too and you know, we were jumping around together, which was amazing. And then I told him I was him for Halloween and I don't think he heard me. Cause he said I was in Ireland for Halloween, I think.
1:02:07 Connor Wood? Oh.
1:02:08 Brooke Averick? And they said, no, I was, I was dressed as you. And then he said, oh.
1:02:11 Connor Wood? Maybe he meant, I was an Ireland. Maybe he was, maybe he was Ireland Baldwin.
1:02:18 Brooke Averick? And then he told Tristan to just be exactly who he was. And then he commented in all of Tristan's old Instagrams, I'm watching you.
1:02:26 Connor Wood? That's awesome.
1:02:27 Brooke Averick? Which is, I'm so jealous of. I feel like he's closer with Tristan than me for now.
1:02:31 Connor Wood? Well, that's not shocking.
1:02:32 Brooke Averick? Tristan always gets so close with people.
1:02:34 Connor Wood? Tristan finds a way.
1:02:35 Brooke Averick? He finds, he's so, he's just that guy.
1:02:37 Connor Wood? That's how Tristan was with Olivia Jade when we met.
1:02:39 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
1:02:40 Connor Wood? Olivia Jade's hand feeding him a cheeseburger. I was like, did you, do you guys know each other? He's like, no, just met her.
1:02:45 Brooke Averick? It really is remarkable what Tristan can do. But I do feel like Mr. Fantasy and I like really hit it off and it was awesome. And I never felt like, I felt so myself with him because he just brings that out of you. Like usually with other celebrities, I would be like.
1:03:00 Connor Wood? More reserved.
1:03:01 Brooke Averick? More reserved, too scared to be jumping up and down, saying how much I love you. Um, but he just, he brought out the best in me.
1:03:08 Connor Wood? Wow.
1:03:09 Brooke Averick? Yeah. So, and then I was in a good mood.
1:03:12 Connor Wood? Yeah, that'll happen.
1:03:14 Brooke Averick? And I stayed. And then I left once Mr. Fantasy left.
1:03:17 Connor Wood? Sure.
1:03:17 Brooke Averick? Cause then what's the point? You know what I mean?
1:03:19 Connor Wood? No point in being at the party when your crush leaves.
1:03:22 Brooke Averick? Connor, yes. I also want to say that I know there's some conspiracy that he is also KJ Appa. That is, that is Mr. Fantasy.
1:03:32 Connor Wood? That's unwarranted, yeah.
1:03:33 Brooke Averick? I can't stress this enough, like, can y'all imagine me hugging and telling KJ Appa I love him?
1:03:39 Connor Wood? No.
1:03:39 Brooke Averick? That's not something that would happen.
1:03:40 Connor Wood? I did.
1:03:41 Brooke Averick? This is Mr. Fantasy, yeah. I just want to be really clear about that. That he's his own person and an entity and deserves the respect of such.
1:03:51 Connor Wood? Yes!
1:03:52 Brooke Averick? Like, y'all know I wouldn't be hugging KJ, just due to nausea. So...
1:03:58 Connor Wood? Come on, Chudette.
1:04:02 Brooke Averick? Hi, Chud.
1:04:03 Connor Wood? Hi, Chudette. Okay, I want to reclaim Chud, because it's like, honestly, it's such a fun word.
1:04:08 Brooke Averick? It is.
1:04:08 Connor Wood? Like, and Chudette? Chud and Chudette make a B?
1:04:11 Brooke Averick? I like that. But I'm worried it's a slur.
1:04:14 Connor Wood? Um, I think it is a slur for obnoxious right-wingers, sure.
1:04:17 Brooke Averick? No, I know, just, you know how sometimes like, some slurs you can say and some you can't?
1:04:21 Connor Wood? I don't think Chud is a slur.
1:04:22 Brooke Averick? I get nervous with every word. I was very nervous about clunker for a long time.
1:04:28 Connor Wood? Well, someone was just online, and I don't know if this was satire or not, but this guy works at a company that's like, the only other employees are all AI bots. And one of them reported him for calling his AI coworker a clanker.
1:04:44 Brooke Averick? A clanker.
1:04:45 Connor Wood? And he had to do an AI, he had to do an HR evaluation with an AI HR person.
1:04:52 Brooke Averick? That sounds fake.
1:04:54 Connor Wood? But the guy was being very serious about it.
1:04:57 Brooke Averick? But it still, it sounds fake.
1:04:59 Connor Wood? I hope it's fake.
1:05:02 Connor Wood? Every other block in New York right now, there's a ChatGPT ad. And it's just a sign with people sitting there, cooking, reading a book, like, playing with Play-Doh, and it'll be like ChatGPT, and I don't get it, and it's kind of freaky.
1:05:19 Brooke Averick? Very, very scary.
1:05:21 Connor Wood? That's it, that's all I have to say about that. If anyone knows, like, ChatGPT couldn't have copyrighted something for their ads, it doesn't make sense. Also, just to shift gears really quick for one more thing, what, how does this work?
1:05:32 Brooke Averick? A menorah?
1:05:33 Connor Wood? Yeah.
1:05:35 Brooke Averick? Can I be honest?
1:05:36 Connor Wood? Yeah.
1:05:37 Brooke Averick? I'm so out of touch for my Judaism in a way that's like, I almost forget every single thing that I've ever learned about it. But I know you write it, light it from left to right with the middle candle for eight nights.
1:05:49 Connor Wood? But you, you start with, oh, you take it and you go like this?
1:05:52 Brooke Averick? Yeah, that's the middle one is the shemash.
1:05:55 Connor Wood? Oh, the shemash, of course.
1:05:57 Brooke Averick? And then you light that one and then you light one every day.
1:06:00 Connor Wood? Okay, I see.
1:06:00 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
1:06:01 Connor Wood? Brilliant.
1:06:02 Brooke Averick? Thank you.
1:06:02 Connor Wood? We'll have to do that soon.
1:06:03 Brooke Averick? Thank you.
1:06:04 Connor Wood? Wait, when does it start?
1:06:05 Brooke Averick? Thank you.
1:06:07 Connor Wood? Okay. All right, I think that wraps us up. We have had such a great 200, past 200 episodes with you guys.
1:06:14 Brooke Averick? We really have.
1:06:14 Connor Wood? We're looking forward to the next 200. Imagine when this says 400, 0, 4,000.
1:06:20 Brooke Averick? That would be three more years of doing this.
1:06:23 Connor Wood? Okay, thank you guys so much for listening. That was so much fun.
1:06:26 Brooke Averick? Sorry, thanks for putting up with me and my brain fog and my disgusting sounds.
1:06:31 Connor Wood? It was not disgusting.
1:06:33 Brooke Averick? So pretty.
1:06:35 Connor Wood? That is one of your least disgusting sounds.
1:06:38 Brooke Averick? You mean it?
1:06:39 Connor Wood? I do.
1:06:40 Brooke Averick? What's my most disgusting one?
1:06:41 Connor Wood? You drinking anything. Especially out of a can.
1:06:48 Brooke Averick? Very hurtful.
1:06:49 Connor Wood? So we will wrap up. Oh, my God.
1:06:52 Brooke Averick? We are not making it to episode 400.
1:06:55 Connor Wood? At this rate, we might. Sure we will. Thank you, guys. Bye.
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