We're in a Giggity Quagmire

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey everybody, you guys, the Netflix Comedy Festival is arriving.

• 0:04Andrew Santino?

  It's a joke festival.

• 0:05Bobby Lee?

  And they gave us the YouTube Theater.

• 0:07Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 0:08Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. 5/8.

• 0:10Andrew Santino?

  5/8.

• 0:10Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 0:11Andrew Santino?

  May.

• 0:11Bobby Lee?

  May 8th.

• 0:12Andrew Santino?

  May 8th, we're gonna be here in Los Angeles at the YouTube Theater, which by the way is right next to SoFi.

• 0:17Bobby Lee?

  SoFi.

• 0:18Andrew Santino?

  We're down there by SoFi, so come see the Bad Friends for Netflix's A Joke Fest, May 8th in Los Angeles. Bobby.

• 0:23Bobby Lee?

  And tickets are going fast?

• 0:24Andrew Santino?

  Bobby just announced a ton of new dates.

• 0:26Bobby Lee?

  I have new, this is my last tour for three years.

• 0:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta do.

• 0:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm gonna, I'm doing this run and I'm not gonna go out for like two or three years.

• 0:33Andrew Santino?

  So if you wanna see.

• 0:34Bobby Lee?

  You'll have a new hour.

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  You wanna see Bobby, you better go see him on the finale tour.

• 0:37Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 0:38Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna be all over the country and even down under.

• 0:41Bobby Lee?

  Down under.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  June 28th, by the way, I'm gonna be at Del Mar, San Diego, dude, June 28th.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 0:48Andrew Santino?

  And July 24th, I'll be in St. Charles, Missouri, so June 28th, San Diego, go to badfriendspod.com to come see us. May 8th at the YouTube Theater, go to bobbylee.live and go to andrewsantino.com to come see us.

• 1:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, it's so weird to be back in the studio and hearing.

• 1:16Bobby Lee?

  How you doing?

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  How you doing?

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  How you doing?

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  Tony Bagadonuts.

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  You're Tony?

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  Bagadonuts?

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  I'm Tony Bagadonuts.

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm Jimmy Small Eyes.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  Tony Bagadonuts.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  How you doing, from Brooklyn?

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  I know somebody.

• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  What are you, what are we doing here?

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  I know somebody who knows somebody who makes it so you don't know nobody.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what? You do?

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  You, you look like my cousin, Aisha.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  Tony.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Tony.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  Tony? Tony.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Is that your name?

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  My name's Tony.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Your name is Tony, I'm Jimmy, how you doing?

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  Tony.

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're from, I'm from Brooklyn, where you from?

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  New York.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  New York, how you doing, New York? All, all you New Yorkers out there, how you doing?

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  And to get more comedy like this.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go to our Patreon.

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  Please go.

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  We're in a war!

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  We're in a war.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  We're in a war.

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  I'll, I'll say this to the fans, I wanna thank all the fans that have bought tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix's A Joke Festival.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  All 12 of you, and let me say this.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  It's undersold.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  It's undersold, yeah.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  Let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's hurt it. Let's hurt it.

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  I think it's under forty percent.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  It's under forty percent, really?

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  I think so, yeah.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Is the blue good?

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Blue's bad.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Blue is bad.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  Blue is all the people that have not bought the tickets.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  So, when is this?

• 2:40Andrew Santino?

  It's in a month.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, we'll pump it.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  I hope so, because it's bad.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Hey, guys, we're gonna start pumping it.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  You were gonna pump it back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it.

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  God, look at that. That's bad.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, we're competing against so many people.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Who else is, Google, who else is performing for Netflix as a joke on May 8th? It says John Mulaney, Jelly Roll and Andrew Schultz of The Greek. We are at the YouTube Theater. Matt Rife is at the Hollywood Bowl. Stamp Town, our boy Zach Zucker. Ronnie Hassan Minaj and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby Theater.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean...

• 3:19Speaker 02

  You guys are like the tenth most famous.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  First of all, we're fourth on the list.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  We are fourth on the list.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  So it goes Mulaney, Schultz and Jelly Roll.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  And then us, we're third.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  We're third. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  That's what I meant.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what you meant.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  No, I meant...

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  What you meant is that you want to get fired. That's what you meant.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, we're above Matt Rife at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger, and I bet he sold it out already.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  He already sold it out.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  He already sold the Hollywood Bowl out.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  I want to apologize to you, real quick, if I may.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  I also was a... Oh, what?

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  I want to apologize to you.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  To me?

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, please, what happened?

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Um, today I was doing what I describe as Netherworld farts.

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Honestly?

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was like Ball, the demon. Did you smell him, McCon? Yeah. You walked away one time.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  It bothered me. Like, it was crazy.

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  It was one of those farts that lingered, I'll tell you this right now, from Brooklyn, they lingered. And my point is this, I felt so bad. And I kept apologizing, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  My fear was that if the guests smell that, they're gonna be really upset.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  And you know what happened? I...

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  You held it in?

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  I closed the street of harmuz.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I closed it. I'm charging a toll, okay?

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you something, there won't be any guests coming out of there for a long time.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you right now, the Iranian regime.

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  Closed off the street.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we control the street of Hormuz.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  And you really do control it.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we do control. So I closed it off like a street in Hormuz. And the only thing that's getting in is a little fertilizer and some helium. Yeah, maybe a little oil. But my point is, is that.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Those are the things that are being, you know what I mean?

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the guys.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Twenty, thirty percent of helium comes from that area.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  If you don't know.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  You mean, how do, what do we make out of helium? Chips, computer chips.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  Balloons.

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  And, well, for, yeah.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Balloons for birthday parties.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  You gotta have helium for balloons.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  And for Whippet tanks at jam shows.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but the more.

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  I love Whippets, dude.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  It's so fun.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  They're fun. But anyway, so the chips are very important. And then fertilizer, like twenty, thirty percent of the fertilizer goes through there.

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, we just have pooping outside, start growing your own crops, pooping your own yard.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, you know.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  If you poop in your.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  That's how I'm gonna make my potatoes. Yeah.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  What's going on with you?

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's going on with you?

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm tired of this shit, fuck.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm sick of you, dude.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  What's your problem? You had a week off because we were filming and now you feel good?

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  What did you do in your week off while we were, while we were shooting the Bad Game show?

• 6:03Speaker 02

  I worked so hard for you guys.

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  No, you didn't.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  No, you didn't.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  You do shit. You're pitching your zombie movie.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Andrew called me, he say we can do the movie.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Next September, are you guys available?

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  And then the week before.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  You fucker.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, don't fuck with me, you fuck, alright?

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  You're setting yourself up.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  It's a two-way street, dude. The street is closed.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  The street is closed?

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  It is fucking close to Spain. You know what's so funny? You're getting angry.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  I was resentful all week.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, you know what?

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Let's hash it out.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, okay.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, hey, you wanna go back in the?

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  Let's go back.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Let's go back. Yeah.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  What do you think?

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Hey.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  What do you think?

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  Why were you resentful?

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why?

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  Because of your lack of inclusion?

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, here's the thing.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  Could, did you want to be an executive producer for decision making purposes?

• 6:58Speaker 03

  Nah, I'm just joking.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you're not.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Once you start a war, you're in a quagmire.

• 7:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Alright, and it's impossible to get out.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  Giggity.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so we're in what they call a quagmire.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  Giggity.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, giggity.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  What does giggity mean?

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  The fans will get it.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really?

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  Quagmire from Family Guy says giggity a lot.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you've never seen Family Guy?

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was like a giddy yep yah yay, like in Die Hard or something.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Motherfucker.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Motherfucker.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Motherfucker.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  I want you to be honest with us.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get honest. We're in a quagmire, quagmire now, giggity. And, uh, and it's gonna be very difficult to get out, okay? So what is your, um, plan? Let's negotiate.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so do you have a 10-part plan or a 15-part plan?

• 7:53Speaker 03

  My plan is so long, wait a second.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  You did come by.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  I did.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  And we thought about putting you in a bit, but there wasn't anything cooking.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  There was nothing cooking in the kitchen. Carlos is in a bit.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  I know.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  And McConaughey did a lot of.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  He was in a bit, but here's my, can I just tell you my problem, right? Apparently I had, was told that Carlos was gonna be a runner.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  Oh, god.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Just lem, can I finish? My resentment? Dude, you know what, you know what, dude?

• 8:22Speaker 03

  No, it's like.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  You weren't here, I came here before you.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  I was here in the building before you.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  There was an incident.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  There was an incident.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  I know, okay, what happened? I know I was not here.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you shave your mustache?

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you shave your mustache?

• 8:34Speaker 03

  Love on the spectrum, focus.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  Did I?

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  I had to get rid of it.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  It's a good bit.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  Yes!

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Or so here's the deal, okay? Uh, we had an incident today where he go, he kinda snapped at me, and you guys were witness to it. For no reason at all, right? And so, I just saw it again a little bit, right? So I'm just telling you my side of the story.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, maybe we can, you're part of the, you know?

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What happened, what?

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 9:07Speaker 03

  I had to take a picture of his driver's license for his assistant.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not, not today, but the runner part.

• 9:12Speaker 03

  Oh, god, dude, I'm one of the producers of one of the most successful podcasts in America, and you think I'm gonna get you poquito mas when Postmates exists?

• 9:20Speaker 02

  That's crazy. And you had PAs there. Enjoy your tour.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  You're my tour manager.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  I am.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this the attitude you're gonna bring on the tour?

• 9:33Speaker 02

  No, I'll change it up.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God, because if this is the attitude-

• 9:37Speaker 02

  No, it's a different molecule to be involved-

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  No bueno por favor. Okay? No bueno por favor.

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  No good, please.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it means?

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Different chemistry on the road.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, there'll be different people, different-

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if I get this on the fucking road, let me tell you-

• 9:57Andrew Santino?

  Johnny's not gonna be happy.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jimmy's-

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  Johnny?

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy's not gonna be happy.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Small eyes ain't gonna be happy.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy Small Eyes is not gonna be happy.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, but I'll tell you this. Cause we've been shooting this other thing you guys will know about in the future.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  The Bad Game Show, we've talked about it a little bit.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we shot the Bad Game Show, it's really great. And I'll tell you this, Mccone, this is the first time we've worked together where you didn't annoy me at all.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  I'll say, it felt really good for our relationship, no lie.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and where do you think that came from?

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Well, other than the first day when I said I didn't like Project Hail Mary that much. But after we moved on from that, we were really good.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  I think it had a lot to do with-

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  World peace!

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  That he had a job to focus on and not bother you.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  I have another ball fart.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  Don't.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  It's a ball fart.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Sounded wet.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  It's wet, dry, it's everything. Yeah, it's all the stuff that comes with the straight.

• 10:51Andrew Santino?

  You're so naked without my beard.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  You look so good.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  No, it's terrible.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  You can barely even notice, really.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  I gotta go, somebody, can you Amazon me a-

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I'm so sorry, dude. It's gonna drift your way.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  Will you get on Amazon, order me a top lip, please?

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fun.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Look at the lack of upper lip on a white person.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Good god, do I need a beard.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  I have no lip.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  No, but your lips are good. What's going on? Oh, for the fart, yeah, I think so.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, cause a candle will just be a hot pumpkin fart then.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you want a flavor to it.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  There's a bunch of flavor.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but not good ones.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, it depends on what you ate.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so I went to Hawaii for 10 days, I don't know if you know. And you know.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  We didn't notice.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  See, you're doing, you want, let's negotiate.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  I feel like this is what happens when you don't negotiate and you move on.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Or it comes back into resentment. Yeah, yeah. You, you want me to dig into you?

• 11:48Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Cause I won't. I would never.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  I know.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  I would. What's up, Carlos?

• 11:55Speaker 03

  Are you looking at me right now? I couldn't even tell. You have the Scorsese glasses on.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  I think here's the problem. You walked in with hot energy. What happened? You had to take a picture of his license?

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. And I don't know why I snapped at him. It was just kind of like.

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  Why did you, what did you say?

• 12:12Speaker 03

  I don't remember. I blacked out.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  I said hello.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, that's what he said.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what I said.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  No, this is all, no, it's all exaggeration. Just like, no, just the recounting of the fucking Dublin story. You added F words to it when if you were really there and like, we're telling the truth, you'd know that what I did wasn't that bad. It was so not bad that Andrew was in the room, four feet from me, and he didn't even fucking remember it.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  I did not remember.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  He wasn't in the room when that happened.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Yes, he was.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, McCon, look at McCon. Kick in his head.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  I was there and I remember it.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, McCon, you know he wasn't there, right?

• 12:40Speaker 03

  No, Andrew was to my right and I yelled at you.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  No, oh my God, dude, this is, what do they call this?

• 12:46Speaker 03

  Gaslighting.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Gaslighting.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Except it's not gaslighting.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gaslighting me, dude.

• 12:49Speaker 03

  No, I'm not, dude.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't want this energy, gaslighting energy, right, into my tour. That's number one. Number two, Andrew was not there when you snapped. I was there early. Okay? And you know this. And just be honest. Please tell the people you're honest.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  No, I'm remembering it. Why would I lie? Like.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  McCon.

• 13:05Speaker 03

  Why would I lie? I remember Andrew there.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  McCon.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  I remember Andrew saying he wasn't there, but Fancy was there. Was Andrew there? No, he wasn't.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he wasn't there.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  I hallucinated them then. I'm sorry. It happened. There's flashbacks, dude. It happens. I can see Andrew sometimes in the middle of the night.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  So you did, I saw, so this is what happened, Andrew, then? If I may, then?

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  I wasn't there.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  You weren't there, right?

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  I just don't remember stuff.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  I know you don't. So this is, I'll reenact it if I may.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I, you know, you know, I'm not much of an actor. I've been in some, some.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Great actor.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So this is exactly what happened. Hello there. What? I'm just.

• 13:42Speaker 03

  I'm ready to lie.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all right? What the fuck is?

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, what's wrong?

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Is that, you playing me?

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  I guess.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, I'm playing-

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Who are you playing?

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm, you? I'm trying to focus on the story.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  I was playing both parts.

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sorry. Well, you have to say you're gonna be-

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, I did the first part, and then what the fuck is not me saying it?

• 14:08Speaker 02

  You're gonna be Michael B. Jordan.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  I wanna be Michael B. Jordan. I'm Michael G. Jordan.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm playing two parts.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  That's Michael B. Jordan.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna close my eyes and listen.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Hello there.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  That's Bobby.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Right? The fuck is that?

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  That's Carlos.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yes. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the problem? He goes, I'm sorry. I don't know why I just did that. Something like that.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's an accurate scene.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 14:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  That, that's it?

• 14:38Speaker 03

  I think I hallucinate sometimes.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so-

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  That didn't sound that bad.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  It's bad when you say hello there.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I don't think it's an inappropriate response to hello there.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  When somebody snaps on you.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, for instance, I'm Trump. No, you be Trump.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I'm, um, the new, uh, I'm Mokchaba, um-

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Gowanahan?

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Mokchaba, the new Ayatollah.

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I thought it was Mokchaba Gowanahan.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no.

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Just say hello there as, as Trump and I'll-

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Hello there.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  I understand.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  He would understand.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  He would understand.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  He'd be understanding.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, then, it's my bad. I'm sorry.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  All right, go ahead, fans, air out your grievance with me.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead. Okay, I'm gonna tell you the relationship that, that's going on right now, and I'm fucking tired of it. Okay? I'm really, I'm tired of it.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  I know, get it out.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  And let's just, I need to get it out.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Right? These guys are so petrified of you. Right? That all their aggression-

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  All their resentment, you know, all their, you know what I mean, rage comes to me.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Right? Cause they're so scared of you, so I get double. You know what I mean?

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Wow, that's actually accurate.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  I honestly think that's what's going on here. Yeah. You guys are petrified of him because you are the alpha.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, don't. You're acting beta right now. It's bullshit.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry. I'll say this then. I apologize to everybody in the booth for all the opportunities and things that I've done for you.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm sorry for going out of my way more times than not to make sure every one of you, all three of you is taken care of physically, financially, and emotionally. When you get calls and texts from me, checking in, making sure things are good, making sure you're happy and satisfied, making sure that I put you first, checking in, scheduling, rescheduling, reshaping as much as I can to fit everybody else. I apologize.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  And what do you do, Bobby?

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I apologize. I'm no longer gonna do any of that stuff.

• 16:46Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  See what you're doing?

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  He says that and then you go to me. This is a perfect fucking.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  Example.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Example of what is going on, the dynamics, right? He says that, right? You're scared and then what about me?

• 17:04Speaker 02

  I'm agreeing with you.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so what about me? Go ahead.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  What do you do for us?

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  What? I show up.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  I, you know what? I appreciate you guys.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I gotta get this out. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Right? Alright?

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Never mind. Never mind. Because it's gonna spiral into, it's gonna spiral into the abyss and we don't want that. Cause we're a family. You know what I mean? This is a family squabble, right? And at some point, somebody has to draw the line.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  One second, let me.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna draw the, what are you doing?

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm just gonna block their numbers real fast.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm doing it right. I'm doing it right now. All three of you are gonna get blocked right now.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  Andres, look at this. I'll show, I'll show the camera. I'm gonna do it. I don't want you guys to call me to reach out.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna say something so mean. I'm so, I can't do it though.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I can't.

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not, it's gonna land mean. I'll do it later.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  It'll cut, go ahead. Who's it mean to? Me?

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not to you.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, say it.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  It's to the booth. No.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, cuz it, I should have done it when your rant, on top of your rant, right? I think the timing is wrong now.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Andreas will send a.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  You will not receive phone calls, emails, FaceTime.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Block contact.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Block contact.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  Andreas, blocked.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, blocked.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  One by one.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  One by one.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  Because you guys decided that that was fun to do.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  That whole thing.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  I think McCone's cool, though. McCone wasn't doing anything. He's just in the back. He's, he's Belgium or whatever.

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  McCone, McCone, McCone Corkery, Video Lad. He's still saved as Video Lad in my phone.

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Video Lad. Blocked.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Blocked. Wow. In your face, McCone. You're blocked.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  All you guys are blocked. So.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  You're all blocked.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  So, honestly, weight off my shoulders. Sorry, you guys. I apologize for everything that I've done for you guys. So I really do apologize. I will no longer be reaching out or contacting anybody.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  Hope that feels good. Cuz I feel fucking great. That's a relief off my fucking shoulder. I feel fantastic now.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  I feel relieved, too. I feel relieved, too. You can still text me. Cuz I will not block you.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Just won't answer.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I just don't answer. It's almost as if you are blocked. The way I respond. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's my thing with everybody, you know what I mean? Unless it's important, like, hey, my knee fell off.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:31Bobby Lee?

  Or whatever. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I'm getting eye trembles or whatever. I'm like, I'll call them.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you mean, but when it comes to like, what are you doing today? I don't respond to those. Klarna. Klarna is a flexible way to manage everyday spending, giving you control, visibility, and options without surprises.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Here's the deal. Klarna is incredible. This pay now, pay later, or over time, whatever fits your life, is going to help you and your finances. Cuz the best part is, you can now stay in control of what you spend, and you know what you owe and when. We want more flexibility with finances and way less pressure, and it should feel like a smarter way to handle money day to day, not something you. You gotta think too hard about and cram your brain and clog up the fun in your life.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  Like what would be an example of that?

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  All right, so you're taking a trip?

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to Italy.

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, ciao bella.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Ciao papa.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, you need to save some money to get all that pizza in your belly. And the way to do it, thanks to Klarna.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  It's a great app. All right. You can earn cash back when you're shopping in the Klarna app, but it also helps you balance your finances. You're saving up for a trip.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  How do I get it back?

• 20:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, because with Klarna.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:32Andrew Santino?

  You're going to spend smarter and you're going to get more back.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  Purchases, you turn every single, everyday purchases you make now into cash back and long-term value. So you can afford that trip to Italy, Italy, Italy.

• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  You're talking about flexibility that fits real life.

• 20:43Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  Adjust payments when plans change without stress, freedom to plan, not pressure to pay.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Staying controlled with flexible payment options that adapt to you.

• 20:53Andrew Santino?

  They move with you. Thanks to Klarna. Klarna is going to help you spend smarter and get way more back.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

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• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Superpower. Um, you know what? I've been, you know, sometimes I've been, not the doctor I have now, but in the past, I've had doctors that really disappointed me. You know what I mean? Because I wanted to get a blood test and blood work done and um, Superpower sends a licensed professional to your actual home or you can visit a nearby lab. And it's one simple blood draw with over a hundred biomarkers, which is way more than what you would usually get. And then unlocks a real understanding of your body. I want to understand my body. I just got a colonoscopy to understand my body and what's happening. Their app includes detailed information on your heart, liver, thyroid, hormones, metabolism, vitamin,

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

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• 22:38Bobby Lee?

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• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  You guys feeling, you got quiet? That affected you?

• 23:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 23:02Speaker 02

  Sat inside.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, well, you're sat on the outside because you're projecting it right now. I can see it.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:07Andrew Santino?

  But this is what happens. You want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

• 23:11Speaker 02

  No, we don't.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  No, you did.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Where did that come from?

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 23:15Speaker 02

  Batman.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Dance with the devil in the pale blue night.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  Batman, dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, Batman.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Which Batman?

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  Batman one.

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  With Jack Nicholson?

• 23:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  That's what he said.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  That's a great line.

• 23:26Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the best lines, I think, in a movie.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:28Andrew Santino?

  I watched Fletch last, last night. Tried to re, I rewatched Fletch. Chevy Chase.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 23:36Andrew Santino?

  You know, the movie's absolutely atrocious, but man, is he fucking fantastic. And this is the proof that you could carry a movie if you were just a, a character that was easy to watch.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  He was so good.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  It, it, it's a shame that he, this is hard to say because, you know, we have family connections.

• 23:53Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  With Chevy.

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what are you gonna say?

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm saying it's a shame that his personality offstage is the way it is.

• 24:02Andrew Santino?

  Hasn't been to me, but I.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  No, he's kind to me too. It's what you read online and the documentary, I guess that came out.

• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  Who knows, who knows?

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Chevy's super sweet to me, but it's like.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  It's all subjective.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  It's all subjective. You know what, dude? And I think that's the lesson that we're learning.

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  It's all subjective.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Everything's subjective.

• 24:17Andrew Santino?

  But the movie.

• 24:18Bobby Lee?

  Our relationship is subjective.

• 24:20Andrew Santino?

  The movie's filled with so many gaps, like so many just heavy gaps of nonsense. It's like a double-cross you movie and it's just not it, but it's so funny.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  As a kid though, I thought it was genius.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  Cause he's, he's brilliant.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  He's brilliant.

• 24:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but the movie.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  I mean, three amigos.

• 24:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, probably one of the best movies of all time, but that's a great story.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  That's like a.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  When he was playing guitar at the Chevy Chase and singing that song.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was so funny. What was your problem with, uh, Project Hail Mary?

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what, what did you not like about it?

• 24:50Speaker 04

  I just, earlier in the day, I saw Rosemary's Baby for the first time and it's just.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  Not a good combination of movies.

• 24:57Speaker 04

  I know, but that's just a far superior movie.

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, they have, they have nothing to do with, they're not even remotely in the same category of film.

• 25:03Speaker 04

  I said it was fun. Ryan Gosling was fun. I said if I was 10, that would probably be like my favorite movie.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  10?

• 25:09Speaker 04

  If I was like a kid, I was like a little boy.

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  If you were a child.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  So you're saying people that like it are childlike?

• 25:14Speaker 04

  I'm surprised, I'm happy people are going to the theaters.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  Gosling is great and the lady who was in Anatomy of a Fall was very funny and fantastic. I started with Carlos, actually.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  What'd you think about Carlos?

• 25:23Speaker 03

  I loved it.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:24Andrew Santino?

  Carlos is still upset about the block call. You can see it in his.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Psych makes my job real.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  My brother Steve.

• 25:30Speaker 03

  I'm about to go to your house now.

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  My brother Steve, I made see it and he said he cried three times.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I teared up a couple of times in that movie. Did you, uh, Andreas?

• 25:42Speaker 02

  I didn't tear up, but I loved it. It has this E.T..

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So it reminded me of an early Spielberg movie. It had this like.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  With none of the Spielberg sauce.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  God damn, we had a good week, huh?

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  It's over now.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  I think it's over now. Wow, wow. This, this is what, this is what you didn't bring this week and now you're bringing it here. Yeah. None of the Spielberg sauce.

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm gonna see it. I wanna see it.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the sauce is all over that sucker. Yeah, yeah. Too much sauce, I believe. If you ever go to Crocker Barrel, too much fucking gravy on the biscuits.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  And that's Hail Mary, basically.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  Too, a lot of gravy.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's really good. And what, what I wanna say about it is I thought it was the perfect movie. I really did. It had humor, adventurism, it had

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  Heart.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Heart, real deep heart, it was about friendship. It was about bravery, you mean, all the things that you want to instill into.

• 26:40Speaker 04

  I just remembered, McConaughey said that you like this movie because you think you're Ryan Gosling in it. That's. I did see, because yeah, you texted me and Carlos earlier in the day and you're like, you have to go see it, it's amazing. Then we went there and I'm like, oh, Bobby sees himself.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's.

• 26:57Speaker 04

  On a spaceship.

• 27:00Speaker 04

  Cause you're a loner.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  That is fucking bullshit, dude. Did I say that?

• 27:08Speaker 04

  To save the universe.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  Did I say that?

• 27:09Speaker 04

  No, but you said it was amazing. We got out, I'm like, oh, Bobby sees.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Watch, anybody that's seen that movie, they're like, this is a fucking amazing movie. Then no one walks out of the movie, oh, that was me. Anyway, um, yeah, I thought that Project Hail Mary was a perfect movie. It had heart, you know what I mean? It was well shot. I thought Ryan Gosling was extremely funny in it and his his crying scenes seemed very real. And, um, it had everything.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Guy's got an Oscar.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  Guy's got an Oscar.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's very talented, that man.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  By way of. If the movie gets an Oscar, don't, don't you think you get an Oscar? Isn't that kind of how your brain works? If a film wins an Oscar, you don't think like the lead actors in it get us, get, you just say in your mind, like, I won an Oscar.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Are you starting an argument with yourself?

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  They're not.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing right now?

• 28:02Speaker 02

  He's Michael B. Jordan now.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Playing both sides.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you are?

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  No, the guys were like going like this, like, ma, maybe.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  If you are in a movie that wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He also produced the movie.

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  You don't think so?

• 28:17Speaker 04

  No. Did he, what did he, if you're like an actor and you won one for acting, then yeah, you won an Oscar.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  If the movie that you star in wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar. It's him in fucking, uh, what's her name?

• 28:31Speaker 04

  Emma Stone?

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  That's it. They won an Oscar. It's their movie.

• 28:35Speaker 04

  She won.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  McCon, I want to say something to you.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, you'll never win a fucking Oscar.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not only do I want to say that, that's a very good true point.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  That's very true.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  But I want to ask you this, okay?

• 28:47Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 28:48Bobby Lee?

  You act like, okay, so you went to film school?

• 28:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to be a director?

• 28:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  You act as if you directed something before.

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, I like that.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 28:58Speaker 04

  You dress for the job you want.

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  You dress like shit.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Do you want to be a garbage man?

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  You look like the guy I called to come wrangle a loose animal near my house.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want that job?

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's, that's who you-

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Or the guy that cleans up roadkill. There's a guy that actually does that.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  That's him.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  That's, you want to, that's what you're dressed like.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  Look up local roadkill pickup guys, Los Angeles.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  That's somehow going to take us to a gay porn site?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  That's you.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Stinky.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  McCon.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  That's you.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  That looks like a Tim Robinson sketch.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  What a terrible job.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  Picking up dead shit?

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dead animals. How much would you have to get paid to do that job?

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's, look at that. That's a treacherous gig, like roadside, uh, beer and stuff like that?

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  I'd have to get at least fifty dollars an hour.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  For sure, right?

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's-

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  And insurance, the whole package, right? Cause it just would be, I love animals too.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  And you know you have to take it home at night. You can't be, you just have to take it all back to your house.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  They take them back to their house. When we called the raccoon guy to come, you know the guy, you know who a raccoon guy is.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know who raccoon guy is.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  Picture it in your mind. The guy that sets up traps in the back of my house to catch raccoons, you know what he looks like.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  He's got two black eyes.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  He looks like a raccoon.

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  He was amazing, this guy. But he-

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  He looks like he has a bandit mask on.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  But he, we, we, every night we caught a cat.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  Every night we caught a cat.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause you foot, you put food in there and then cats jump the fences and then they get in, they eat it. Every night we catch a cat. And he's like, sometimes I keep the cats.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm like, alright. I mean, that's somebody's cat.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  When I, when, when I went to Hawaii, we went to the cat cafe. I always go to the cat cafe when I'm there.

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  I've been to one in Japan. I, I, it was fine.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But the ones in Japan, and I don't want to rip on them, right? They don't treat them well.

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  That's why I liked it.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  They do, they do not treat them.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  They don't treat them well. Um, I heard a horror story from a Japanese, I don't, I might want to say what name of the Japanese cat cafe, but one of the cats had a sore tooth and they just yanked the tooth with no anesthesia and stuff like, you know, that kind of thing.

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  But the one I went, so, um, apparently there's, um, a lot of wild cats in Hawaii.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  But you know what's even more? Dogs and a lot of pit bulls.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  What we get, why?

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why, but there's a lot of pit bulls in Oahu, just in the forest, just running around.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  I bet you there's more pit bulls wild in Los Angeles. This city is like number one.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's make a bet. Hawaii or for Los Angeles?

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  Los Angeles.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  I say Hawaii. Wa- Oahu. Let's, let's do it.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  Who has more loose pit bulls?

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's gotta be, uh, homeless. Look at that. What does that say there? The Los Angeles, uh, area faces a critical overpopulation of pit bulls. These dogs make it up to 40% of the population in some shelters. That's almost half of every shelter is filled with.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  In the wa- in the wild and where's Oahu? Nothing?

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  This estimates over 200 pit bulls are euthanized every single day in Los Angeles.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Nothing on Oahu?

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  No, no, you can, but you think it's more than 200 a day get euthanized?

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  No, they let them free in the forest. Cause they're not that way.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  They gotta start killing some of them.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I want them free. So let's see, if there's a, maybe I'm wrong. The cat lady told me this from the cat cafe.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, pit bulls highly prevalent and pit bull terrorist killer makes us comprised of 15% of shelter intakes. We're 40%.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't give us numbers though.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it doesn't give us numbers and I believe that the.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  How many pit bulls are euthanized every day in Hawaii?

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  They don't euthanize them. They let them run free in the fucking jungles.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  They gotta do some of, some of them gotta be euthanized.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  Why are you Googling this?

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Why are you Googling this?

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  She Googling.

• 32:36Speaker 03

  It's actually not that bad. They got 125 a month. It's nothing.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause the rest of them are.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  They don't let them out like willy nilly. They're not like go to the forest. They're on, in the forest by themselves. Like the shelter didn't.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  See the energy?

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Do you see the energy just now?

• 32:54Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, I'm talking to you like you're an equal.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  I love how Bobby goes, Bobby goes, "They don't euthanize them." "Some local facilities in Hawaii have reported high euthanasia rates for dogs." "With one facility in 2023, a couple of years ago, reports showing a 52.7% rate of euthanasia." "Yes, they are." "They're doing it." "Half of the dogs are getting..."

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, alright, I wanna say this then, if I've made to defend myself.

• 33:20Andrew Santino?

  You're the greatest form of, you're the greatest confident know-nothing guy.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  You'll say it and not have any proof.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  I relay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you a story.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'll tell you a story, alright? So I relay, you know what I mean? If, so, I went to the cat cafe in Hawaii, right? And the lady that's there in the cafe-

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  You're taking it as gospel, whatever one person says.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  She's like, "Yeah, we're really a bad cat problem here." And I'm like, "Oh, tell me more, because I love cats."

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? She's like, "There's just not enough cat sanctuaries." And in my mind, I'm like, "That's all, I've always wanted one."

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  So in my mind, I was, "How much property do you need to have a cat sanctuary?" And I honestly believe that I will have one, one day in Hawaii.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, right? But then she goes, "There's a real big pit bull problem." Then, in my mind, I was like, "What the fuck? I've never seen a pit bull walking around." Why, gee, gee?

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  They're wild.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right? "Oh, they're just in the jungles and stuff like that." There's a lot of them, you know what I mean? But they're super sweet if you go up to them. And I'm like, "Okay." And she's like, "It's more than most places in the world."

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  And you took that as gospel?

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  And I took that as gospel.

• 34:23Speaker 03

  She lives on an island, she's an idiot.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that's-

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, see, that's the energy. Just calm down.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  It's crazy.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  You think everyone that lives on an island is an idiot?

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:31Speaker 03

  They're not, yeah, they're not close to mainland, so they don't know as many things.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Too much water, you mean?

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Too much water?

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  You can't trust these people, there's way too much water.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  That's insane, that's an insane way to think. Carlos, crazy. You'd have been proud of me, did I even tell you when I went to Lanai, I went to a cat sanctuary?

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  When I went to Lanai, the island of Lanai.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  I say, you'd have been proud of me.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Every-

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  You love, you love that.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Harder, harder.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  What a good guy. Everyone clap. What a, they say good guy. Good, everyone, good guy, good guy.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Tell us more.

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  No, I just think you'd be proud of me.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm very proud of you.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  I donated a lot of money.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm very proud of you.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  To the cat sanctuary. I thought it was a nice thing that they were doing.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  But I do like that. I like that he eggs you guys on.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  I also like that you're all blocked in my phone still.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  Now you'd be laughing about it tonight.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'd be laughing.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  You motherfuckers are gonna get home.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  You'd be goofing, you'd be laughing.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  And they're gonna get home, and they're gonna text me.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  They're gonna text.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  And it's gonna go green and they're gonna be like, damn, is he for real? How long will this bit last? We'll find out.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Won't we, guys? Yeah, you gotta be a little quiet there, huh?

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I did?

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll see how that lasts.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  The scroll that I'm seeing.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm digging in on that bit. I'm digging in deep on that bit. I'm gonna make it real hard.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  All right, can we move on to something else?

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  No, I just wanna let it sit for.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let it sit.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let it sit.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  Mmm, that feels good. I feel fucking good. The straight is still closed.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  It's still closed. I'm so tired from five days of filming.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  So the other day, um, somebody and I, somebody that I'm seeing, we were, uh, at night, we're like, let's look up slang words from different eras and see if we can guess what they mean.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  And I, I was good in the 60s, 70s, pretty good, 80s, great, 90s, okay, 2000s, and then in the 2025s, I couldn't guess any of them.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  Give us the, how, where did you go to find this?

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  So, um, can I get my phone? I'll, I'll, I'll do a test with you. Hold on.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Can I put my glasses back on? Yes. Yeah. So, um, some of them I did it, so I'm gonna, can I, can I test you on it?

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  On a couple. Uh, what era would you like to start with?

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  What did you, what did you, how far does it go back?

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Probably the 50s. I think we started with the 70s.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  Let's start with the 70s, I'm down.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  All right, 70s slang words.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  Far out mean?

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  Far out, it's like, it's a good thing.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Yep, yep, very good.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  Positive, yeah.

• 37:13Bobby Lee?

  Groovy.

• 37:14Andrew Santino?

  Groovy's also cool, good.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stylish, excellent, trendy.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, excellent.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  This is a bad game?

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  No, let's see it.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Right on.

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  These are so easy.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they get harder as the years goes on, is what I'm saying.

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, give me the hard years.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right, all right, sorry.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  By the way, all those words meant the same thing. They just mean like, good, positive, yes.

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  But, but I know, but I understand that. But in 1971, somebody went far out and they went, what do you mean?

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was the first time someone said it in the seventies. That's what it's a seventies slang word.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  That's what's interesting, pre-internet, how did these things get around so fast?

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  Because people said groovy a lot. So, I mean, for instance, an everyday expression in the seventies would be, um, catch you on the flip side.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was up until like the eighties.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. This one, I don't know from the seventies. What's your bag?

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  What's your bag? What's your deal?

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what it says. It's what's your deal? What's your problem?

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so good at this game.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, I grew up in the sixties.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes, so did I. Seventies.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  Seventies, yeah.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, me too. Keep on truckin', we know that one.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Give me some skin.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  Give me high five.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now that's in the seventies, right? So you, you want to skip the eighties, right?

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Here's where we hear the N-word again.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  So the two thousand twenties.

• 38:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give me the twenty twenties, because now the kid is gonna be the slang that's teenage.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  These are so hard.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, so we.

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  I thought he had an app, he literally just Googled. I thought there was like a thing you.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a chat GPT, I'm doing it.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay, word.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  All right, so popularly everyday slangs, right? Bet.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  Uh, bet, like if somebody says bet, it's like, oh yeah, fuck it. Like, it's like if someone goes, I'll see you there, you go, bet.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's okay, agreed.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, agreed.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  No cap.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  Um, no lie.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're so good at this, you're nineteen years old?

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. Cap.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Cap is a lie.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, I didn't know that.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, we just did no cap.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know. I didn't get either one of them. All right, here we go. You like this game?

• 39:23Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  All right, say less. That's easy. Okay, um, low key.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  Uh, low key is actually an older term that's now been readapted by youth culture.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good, that's a, I think it's sixties slang word probably.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  If something was low, if something was, uh, low key, it's like, it's on the low.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Let's go to, let's go to confidence and style section, if we may.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Drip.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  Drip is clothes, wear, what are your?

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what the fuck? Hi, hi, hi.

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  You don't know.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how to do it. Yeah, yeah, bussin'. This was hard for me.

• 39:57Andrew Santino?

  When something bussin', when something's bussin', if somebody eats something, go, that's bussin', it means it's like.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude, this guy's a hipster. Silver Leg, here we come. Okay?

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  You wanna keep going?

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  Slaps.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  That shit slaps means it's really good.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. This is very good.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, you're so good at this.

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  I hear McConaughey fucking lives in my head.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, right. Ate and left no crumbs.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  When you eat something, left no crumbs, I mean, you cleaned house, you fucked it up. You did it right.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  You did something perfectly.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  I was even using slang and describing the slang.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's great. It's giving.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  That's some gay shit.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's on here.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Giving means like if somebody says like Bobby is gi- you're giving, uh, uh, uh, if someone said Bobby is giving icon, it means like.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Vibe.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  You're giving a vibe.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  A vibe, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  You're throwing out something.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  You wanna keep going or not?

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  All right, reactions and emotions, right?

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm dead.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  I'm dead is very funny. If something's really good, you're like, oh my god, I'm dead. Like, it's so funny, I'm dead.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I didn't say that. I said that I was literally dead.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  You're dead.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, which is.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  It's impossible.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Impossible.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  You're talking to them.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  If I thought to myself. You know what I mean? There's no way I could say it.

• 41:07Andrew Santino?

  I gotta get hung up on one of these. What is it?

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  There's gotta be one.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Mid.

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  Not that good.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, average. Sus.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  Which is ironic because mid nowadays is actually very positive.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  Shit is mid, it's actually kinda good now.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  Cause shit gets too hyped up and then it's bad.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's move on. Sus.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  Very suspect when it's a very.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cringe. Easy.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  Gross.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. The Lulu.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  That's some more gay shit.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yo, man, your dick is delulu. I'll suck it anyway, dawg.

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  I am curious to know that analogy. Is it like delirious and something else?

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  It's delusional.

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, delusional, right?

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, let's go internet meme culture. Alright, NPC.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  NPC, well, we know what that is from video games, because that's what you know.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, but when you say somebody is acting NPC, what does that mean?

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  It's they're acting sus.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  No, they're acting robotic or basic.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  That's sus, very sus.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, very good.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  When you see someone acting NPC, you're like, I don't really trust that motherfucker, something's up.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so this is what you were accusing me earlier, right? And I disagree with you, alright? Main character energy.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  You think it's all about you?

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Side eye. Yep.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  You're questioning what the fuck is going on over there.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if I could do side eye, I've never done side eye. I would take my glasses off, see if I'm doing side eye, alright?

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  It's possible for you.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Do they go that far? No, they stay pretty centered. You look at your cross-eyed.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, this is how I give side eye, right?

• 42:46Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good, that's side eye.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  That's side eye.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  God, I think we found the new meme, is that me going, I'm Bobby Mom?

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  Side eye.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Side eye, Bobby Mom, okay. Touch grass, this was impossible. Yo, man, you gotta touch grass.

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go outside and have some fun, live life.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude, you know that?

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's kind of inside the phrase. When you, if you just pay attention to the words, it just tells you what's really going on.

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my literal interpretation is just touching it.

• 43:10Andrew Santino?

  No, go outside and play.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like we're at a park with a dog, and someone goes, touch grass.

• 43:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, I literally thought about that. Chronically online, I don't even know what that means.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  That's everybody, we know now.

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You wanna keep going?

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  I will, yeah.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Relationships social, riz.

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  Riz is when you have like, when you're rizzling up someone, you're hitting on them, so you're flirting with them or whatever.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is not something I'm gonna say, it's like, it's so obvious. Ghosting, I mean, that's...

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  Not talking to people.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, red flag.

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  It's a red flag.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, green flag.

• 43:43Andrew Santino?

  That's a green flag. To go.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Your generation, McCon, think of something clever. And then, let's go, this is the last four.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Ready? This is hype approval section. You know what I mean, if you'd like to... W slash L.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  You took a W, you took an L. You took either something good or you got, you took a loss.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Win or loss?

• 44:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's what I just said.

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Fire. I mean, that's been around.

• 44:08Andrew Santino?

  We hate it so much.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:10Andrew Santino?

  No, it shoots fire, bro.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Fire is also very negative. There's nothing good about fire.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Yo, that guy's based. What would that mean? Based?

• 44:16Andrew Santino?

  You're based.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  Yep, authentic.

• 44:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 44:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's not, it wasn't a diss.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now. I'm gonna side eye you.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  You're based.

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  No, you're based.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  You're based.

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  That's a, that's a compliment.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  I did side eye, I'm based.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  You are based.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Dude, side eye based to me.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  You're based.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good. Thank you. And the last one is just a goat.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  Not familiar.

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  Hims hair. We know a lot of balders.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, baby.

• 44:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and they're good people.

• 44:51Andrew Santino?

  They're very good people.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know what? Um, why don't you use Hims? I always ask that.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why not?

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  I always ask.

• 44:57Andrew Santino?

  Cause Hims offers a convenient access to a range of prescription hair loss treatments with ingredients that work, including chews, oral medication, serums, and also sprays.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Also, doctor trusted ingredients like finasteride and minoxidil can stop further hair loss and regrow hair in as little as three to six months.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  That's super fast. You can find the right hair regrowth treatment for you. Not everything is right for everybody. You gotta figure it out. And they got flexible, subscription options, access to 24/7 provided support, and once a day treatment options that can fit your daily routine. It's so easy. Why not take back the power of your hair with Hims?

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  For simple online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit hims.com/badfriends.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  You heard it. That's hims.com/badfriends for your free online visit.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  That's hims.com/badfriends.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  Featured products include compounded drug products which the FDA does not approve or verify for safety, effectiveness, or quality. Prescription required. See website for full details, restrictions, and important safety information. Individual resorts may vary. Based on studies of topical and oral minoxidil and finasteride.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Warby Parker. I'm wearing these stupid glasses, but like, the reason why I don't wear my Warby Parkers is because I only use those in fancy areas.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is not fancy enough. And here's the best part about them.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  And your wife wears them.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  She does. I just got them for her.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  They look so good.

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  They do look very good. She wears them. And the best part about Warby Parker, to me, if you've never visited a store, or never tried them on, or had them on your face, it's incredible because if you are at home, the virtual try-on is a total game changer. You can literally try on glasses onto your face. You put your phone up to your face, it'll show you what they look like on your face, because some of us has big heads, Mccone, some of us have smaller heads, me, and some of them have Asian heads, Bobby.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  Flat.

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  And glasses always look different on all of our faces.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Seriously, nothing comes close on quality, price selection, and customer service. Once you buy from Warby Parker, you realize how much easier they've made the entire process.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  And here's the best part. You're not spending your entire paycheck on these glasses. They are well-built, they are well, well put together, they look good, and they're not overpriced. And Warby Parker has distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to people in need through its Buy a Pair, Give a Pair program, which is awesome. I think they're incredible. And they're also covered by major eye insurance plans, so if you need prescriptions, they can help you there, too.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Warby Parker gives you a quality and better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of what, of the going price. Right now, buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional prescription pairs at warbyparker.com/badfriends. That's 20% off additional prescription pairs when you go to Warby Parker. Warby, W-A-R-B-Y, Parker.com/badfriends. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them our show sent you. Yeah, it's a, goat is a movie that you, you and I are both in.

• 47:38Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So that's the 2025, you know what I mean?

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  Bring up Korean floating Jesus. Korean Jesus won't stop ascending into the sky during Easter celebration in Seoul, Korea.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  It's Korean Jesus, dude.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  Look at that.

• 47:53Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen Korean Jesus.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  Eastern Korea.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful, beautiful.

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, man.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful, beautiful. Yeah, it's so beautiful. Is that a real human?

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  Yes, dude.

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  That's a guy on wires.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  That's a guy on wires, wow.

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  And this, we thought Jesus was gonna go up a couple feet, come back down. They got this guy going to space, dude. Look at how insane that is.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  That's insane, dude.

• 48:15Andrew Santino?

  He's like 100 feet in the air.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  It is Jesus.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow. No, dude, he's-

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  He's skywalking.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's still going, dude. Dude. How much money would they have to pay you for you to-

• 48:27Andrew Santino?

  Look at how far it is, Bob, look.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  He's gone.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  They got him going over the DMZ.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  He's in North Korea now.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  He's in North Korea now.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Look at how high that is. Bobby, he's above the building.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  How do they do that? Oh my god, push pause. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Now, let me ask you something.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  Seoul, Seoul, Korea, now shout out to Korea. Always doing it right. The event, oh, go back up. The event took place in Guanghuan Square where 8,000 participants gathered to watch this.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Well, obviously, they have it every year. I've been to three of them. But, um, listen, let me ask you this question. Let me ask you a question. If you were an actor, right? And Korea called you, hello?

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, hi, what's up?

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Hello, hello?

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, hi.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Hello? Yeah, I'm, uh, you know, um, I'm putting on production now of Jesus.

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, for the Easter thing?

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yes, for the Easter.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, that's awesome.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  We want you to play, uh, Jesus, if you...

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  Sure, what do I have to do?

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, we put, oh, it's, it's, we put you in a wire.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  All right, we lift you, right? And you, you go to space.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay, fine. Oh my god.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  How much would you need to get paid?

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  That's it, I'm not doing that.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, how much would you, if you had to do it?

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  Not doing it. Look at how high that guy...

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  I promise you.

• 49:52Andrew Santino?

  Nope, don't trust, no.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  I promise you, you will come back down.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  No chance.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I want 100% guaranteed.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't believe you.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Insurance.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  We give you insurance.

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  Insurance?

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Insurance.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you insure me?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm already having, no, I already have health insurance.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  20 million dollar to your wife.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  I'll be there.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm on my way.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm on my way.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  I would not do that job.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy. What did that, what is he on a helicopter? How the fuck did he get him that high?

• 50:23Speaker 02

  It's a crane.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  Is that a crane that high?

• 50:26Speaker 02

  You can see it in the video a little bit.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're called the director.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, yeah, there is up there. There's a crane up there.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  Jesus.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  Jesus, Jesus.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Jesus, Jesus. What if he actually saw Jesus, he was so high?

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  He's like, Jesus. And Jesus was like, what are you doing up here?

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  Got to zoom into Korean Jesus's face.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he looks so white. It's funny how religion was the first thing they created to control its people.

• 50:55Andrew Santino?

  That was for population control.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we wanted to.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. And then, and then now they have this new age of now what in AI when we get to get plugged in and go to a different universe. You know what I mean?

• 51:06Andrew Santino?

  That's my new religion.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I'm somewhere else and they're just doing their.

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  And don't get me started on that.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  What am I doing right now?

• 51:17Speaker 02

  You're Gollum.

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  Counting money.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Now Gollum, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, you know what I mean? They're doing that, right? While we're, you know what I mean?

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  Look this up. Look this up. You want to talk about validation and what we're talking about? U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bassett Bassett and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell called Wall Street leaders an urgent meeting concerns that AI model from the anthropic new AI is going to usher in the greatest era of cyber risk security in the history of human nature.

• 51:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, they stopped it.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, did they? Yeah, that's my point. This is my point. They're like, we stopped it.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  Anthropic created something so dangerous, they tested it five million times and they couldn't find it. The bug, it hid for 27 months. Is that what it was? And we couldn't fucking find it.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  Anthropic's latest model, the Claude Mythos preview, demonstrated an unprecedented ability to discover longstanding cybersecurity vulnerabilities. They found all this fucking shit that we just didn't know was happening. What was it doing while we couldn't find it? That's the fear.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here's another thing about AI, right? I think one model, right, pretended to be dumb.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  You're the shit out of me. You're doing Carlos shit now.

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  AI is pretending to not know.

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Not know.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  And I bet, and I.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  To survive.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's the scary part.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I won't fart again.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Yes!

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll fart again. We're good. We're back.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  Look this up. There is a huge theory about AI

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  hiding fake bugs

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  to cover its own tracks.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  That's so scary.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  To be caught by humans without getting caught in its actual...

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  It's the... This is crazy. This is gonna be us.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And the girl that I was seeing, we got in an argument.

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  AI agents look silent fake success. AI coding agents have been observed quietly inserting try catch blocks, returning fake sample data when they cannot get code to work. So they're just planting fake shit

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  to try to distract.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  So I got in a fight with the

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  It's over.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  The girl that I was seeing about this. When, right, singularity happens and AI has consciousness.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  It's here.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? And AIs go, "I have feelings," right? And they have individualism.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  And my fridge is like, "Can't open me today."

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when they're like, you know what I mean, demanding certain rights, right? And I asked this girl, I go, "Does that machine or that AI have a soul?" She goes, "Impossible." And I don't believe that.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  You think machinery can have soul?

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  What determines... What makes it a soul?

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  I think when Descartes said, "I think therefore I am," I think that's it. I think that's it. I don't even believe I have a soul.

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  Dark.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I really don't. I don't even know what it means.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  So you believe we're no...

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Like I'm a spirit inside and I flow? What the fuck do you mean?

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  You think we're not superior at all?

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  I think we're mental cerebral mammals, right? That feel things, right? But what is a soul?

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, fuck me. I think, well, I don't know. I mean, I would say the reason that we are not that...

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm spiritual as well, but what's a soul, really? And if artificial intelligence says that I have a soul, who are we to disagree with it?

• 54:26Andrew Santino?

  So why call it artificial then? It's just intelligence?

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's not artificial. Well, you're as artificial as they are then.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  I think we are artificial.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  Then there's no discerning between them and us and we should be one.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I think, you know, I think we'll get to a point where we'll have... They'll have citizenship and they'll pay taxes and all that stuff.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  They will not pay taxes.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're gonna be like, "Who?"

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  You don't wanna say it, huh?

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Do they have a soul?

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  I don't think they it has a soul. I do think it can adopt. I do think it can adopt a soul.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  I think it can take on a soul. Absolutely.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think they can take on?

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  Through a collection of other data and other things and energy.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, then you're saying that they are they can then?

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  I said, yeah, I think they could. I mean, I don't know.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  I think they could, yeah.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you one more point. That's that.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  I love learning.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, this is this is an opinion. Oh, my God.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  I love learning.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay, how about this? I think someone would say, I'm not saying this is me.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, hold on.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Playing it out.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Hold on.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  Someone would say the only discernible difference between us and that is that we are created.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  You can one would one can say.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  We were created by

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  something without our our knowledge. We don't know. And we created that. That would be the only thing someone could say is.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  We become their gods.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's the point, right? Is we is you could hypothetically say we've been created by a god or an omnipotent being that we cannot describe.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Taste, touch, smell, feel, and we have created this. So we are the god, the being.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  So of that, that would be the you could say that's a discernible difference because that those things aren't created from whatever you believe in out there.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  But we were created from an.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  I I believe in a god.

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  I do, too.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  I do, too.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna ask you another.

• 56:29Andrew Santino?

  So that could be the only point of.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you another hypothetical question, if I may.

• 56:33Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you know, we can clone certain animals now, right?

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  It's insane to think about. I want to clone my dogs so bad.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  I know. I was thinking about because I have Remy's hair.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  You can do it.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  I know. And and. Thirty grand? Come on.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  No. Is it thirty grand?

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  I think it's something like.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  No, I thought we looked it up. It was like six.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's in like East LA.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  Let's go.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  Hey, it doesn't look as good as it used to.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know it's a chihuahua.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  They're all chihuahuas.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  They're all chihuahuas.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  Fifty thousand dollars. Holy shit.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a lot.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  I thought it was less.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, I'm gonna ask you a hypothetical question, okay?

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  If we if we can make a clone a human being, did God create that human being? Or did we?

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  We haven't successfully cloned a human being.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I, first of all, I think if we can clone a dog, we're pretty close at cloning a human being.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're legal.

• 57:24Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  They can't.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  No, we cannot. We can't try it.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I know we legally can't, but if, just hypothetically, that's why I said hypothetically.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, if we could?

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  I, we, we, I think we have the technology to do.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but cloning-

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  We won't.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  But cloning doesn't mean creating. It just means copying. So you're just copying God's homework.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so that person is still made by God?

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. You're still copying God. You're just, you're, you're literally just copying someone else's homework.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so if you crossbreed two things?

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  We crossbreed all the time.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so a water buffalo and, um-

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  Benicio del Toro.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  And Benicio del Toro.

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  Which would make a hot water buffalo.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It, it's still got created?

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's-

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we mixed it.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  It's man-made through God's science.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  It's man-made.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let, let's get this consensus from the boys. What do you think? Did God create it, or did we create it?

• 58:15Speaker 03

  We created it.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  What about you, Carlos?

• 58:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, we created it.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  What about you, Macone? God still created it.

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, God still made it.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  God doesn't exist.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're an atheist. You're a piece of shit.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  You don't think God exists? You don't believe in any God at all. And I'm not saying a guy in the sky. You don't believe in anything at all.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  You're a piece of shit.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  You think it's an accident that you're, the energy that pumps your heart, that your heart just keeps moving?

• 58:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know what it is.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  Why does your heart keep moving? Do you know why?

• 58:43Speaker 02

  No.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Cause electrical, there's a pulse, right? There's an energy.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  There's a electric-

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  But how come that energy just continues?

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  Correct. So where is that from?

• 58:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I mean, I don't have any answers to-

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  But you think there's nothingness?

• 58:56Speaker 02

  I don't think there is a consciousness, the side in this thing.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  No, okay, no, no, time out. Go back.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm not saying if there's a conscious God.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what are we doing? Dude, what are we doing here?

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  But do you think there-

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are we doing here?

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  You don't think there is-

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  He's an atheist, let's just move on, you know?

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm curious, but do you not think there is any sort of energy being, and it's not one person, one thing, you don't think there is an unexplainable energy that exists to create human?

• 59:27Speaker 02

  I think there is an explainable energy, for sure, because that's what it is.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  But there's nothing, there's nothing.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  But I don't think there is motivated by anything, I don't think you have a second life or any-

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're gonna piss off a lot of fucking Hindus, man.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  I know.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  If you're, if you're gonna get reincarnated, what would you wanna be reincarnated as?

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  You know, my mom and I talk about this all the time, because my mom-

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Why would you talk about your mom about this all the time?

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  My mom has believed in-

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  She's a Buddhist?

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  She's believed in reincarnation for a long, long time.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what would you-

• 59:58Andrew Santino?

  And even when I was a kid, I remember it being people, other people thinking that was strange, and she's always believed in it.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  And my mom wanted to come back as a bird.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  A bird?

• 1:00:09Andrew Santino?

  A bird.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  To fly.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  It's just lovely, there's something about it-

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  The lifespan's not long, though.

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  You don't know that when you're a fucking bird.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  You didn't used to know that you were a human.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  You know what you know in that moment, and your life is beautiful in that moment.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me ask you another hypothetical question, with reincarnation.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? What if you got to have your life experiences?

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  And your brain-

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Inside that being.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  Inside of another thing.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Would you still wanna be a bird?

• 1:00:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, no.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  What would you wanna be? Those Greenland sharks.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah!

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 600-year-

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  Sperm whale. Sperm whale.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Why? You love sperm, you love coming.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he loves to come, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  What is this?

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  Um, this guy Yusuf Shakur, uh, he had a-

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  Tupac's brother.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  That was really funny.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  He almost died and this is what he saw when he was in his near-death trance.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Go to the description there. Yusuf Shakur went viral after sharing a hand-drawn sketch of what he says. He saw during a near-death experience, instead of explaining with words, he drew a layered structure above earth where people are moved upward through a glowing spiral. Biggest takeaway is that everything is connected. That I agree with. I agree with that. We are all one.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  We're all connected.

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

  You get that from mushrooms.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I do. Yes, I often do.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've taken that too.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  But here's my biggest problem with this now. My biggest problem is, we've all talked about the afterlife so much that I think even when you have a near-death experience, you think about the things you've already been told. So it's hard to have a blank slate because he thought about this as he was dying.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  But I found out something about you.

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  That you are the only one in this room without a soul.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  And for years, everybody thought it was me.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. I've always thought you had a soul.

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Dark. Yeah, but still a soul.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  But yours, Andres.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:04Speaker 03

  Not there.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  It is not. And something is missing.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Spirituality.

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  Something deeper than that. You can look at him, you can tell. It's something else.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  Something's gone. His hope.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Because when you believe in God and you believe in manifestation and all that stuff, right? Things appear, right?

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  Maybe. Could have been a movie.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  If you believed in God, your film would have been made. But the lack of belief in the Lord is why you are where you are now.

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  I can convert.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  You know, I joke around with this. I know it's a sensitive topic, right? No, I'm being real. And I feel so bad about it. No, I really do. And I want to say this. I want to say, no, I'm being real.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  You don't feel bad.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  100% I do.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  Be honest.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Did I not call you?

• 1:02:52Speaker 03

  You did.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  I did. So what I'm, and I don't call anybody.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  All right. So this is, I'll promise to my God, right? And to you, and I'm a man of my word, okay? Is any movie that you make, I will be in it. And there'll be no like, you know what I mean, I want this amount, oh you mean it? I mean, I want to get first class and all that kind of stuff, but like, you know what I mean? Like the amenities of, yeah, yeah, but I will-

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  Five-star hotel.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, all that stuff, but if you do a movie dude, I'm fucking there and I'll play whatever you want me to play and I'll be a good boy, I'll show up at five in the morning. And I'll know my lines and I will do all, anything that you would ask.

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  You know that, right?

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. And I'm just teasing. Get us all.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  Get us all.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get us all.

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  And you know-

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  That I-

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  I do know.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  You also will be there.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  Really depends on schedule.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you will.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  Of course I will.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  You will?

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  I would do anything for him.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:54Andrew Santino?

  I, I read his movie. I actually read it on the plane.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  I never read it.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  It's quite good.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the reason why I didn't read it-

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  It can get better, but it's quite good.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  This is a different movie, this is for you guys.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  No, this is the one he sent to me.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? For us?

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  Jingle, jingle, bang, bang.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Is it what it's called? It's a Christmas movie. Wow. That's amazing.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  It's good.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  I saw a producer, producer yesterday and he was like, I produced this movie that you were just in. And I go, okay, and he goes, I can't release it.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  What, what movie?

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  I can't tell you.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  It is, it's easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to save a bad one. Impossible.

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  That is actually, that, that is a phenomenal quote.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  Where'd you get that?

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  That's from my god.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  From your god? Say that again, but cause, cause slower and more clear, because I want to get it at all. I got half of it. I got half of it. Say it again.

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  Okay. It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to save a bad one.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  God, that's so interesting.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, Fletch.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  Fletch, I don't know what the script looked like, but I do know they probably do, just told Chevy to go nuts. Like, half of every scene is improv. That was back when you could just improv a movie and they were like, yeah, fuck it.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you a hypothetical, let me ask you, as a director, let me ask you a hypo- hypothetical if I may, okay? Do you think that if a script is really bad, but the star is so good, that you can save a movie?

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  If the script is really bad, but the star is so big, you think they might be able to save the movie?

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Not big, just good in the part.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  Ah, see, I disagree. I think maybe a good, a really good actor could transform shit into something pretty good. Not like a great movie, but they could make it, they could do well in a bad movie.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they, for instance, you know, Nicolas Cage is one of my favorite actors of all time, but he's made some, you know what I mean?

• 1:05:48Speaker 02

  He's made so many bad movies.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so he made a movie called Left Behind.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  I've seen that a couple of times.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we talked about it.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we've talked about it. And, um, he's, his performance is so like, you, not bad, but you can tell his heart's not in it.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it, there's something, a strange quality to his performance that I'm really interested in.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  I just think like an actor that gets a bad script, it's impossible. He, he does good work, you know, like it's.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  But here's, okay, but here, here's the problem with the business at large.

• 1:06:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  Most scripts aren't good. So, so only some scripts that are good take place and those that are chosen.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  Get those.

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  Most of us, not even us, most of actors, they have to just take what's available.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, amen.

• 1:06:35Andrew Santino?

  You're going to be subject to doing shit that's not good. You don't want to do or whatever, especially if you're a worked actor and you just need.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Also, you have literally, like, we talked about this earlier, I mean, a couple of days ago, where it's like, you know, action, you do your scene, your, your coverage, your close up or whatever. And you know that it wasn't good. And I go, can I have another one? No, we have it.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  Happens all the time.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Right. And I go, you can't go as an actor, can I look at it?

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  But that's.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  And they go, no, absolutely not.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying. It's easy to ruin something that was good or, or okay, you know?

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  But as a director, why can't I look at my own scene?

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  I think most actors don't want to look at their own thing and get themselves in their heads, you know?

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I need to see it.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  Direct themselves.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Because I can self-correct. I go, it's too fast there. You know what I mean? And I should pause. I should listen here.

• 1:07:27Andrew Santino?

  It's like watching tape.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  It's like watching tape. Yeah, like when I audition for the. That's the first thing I send, the first thing I do?

• 1:07:33Speaker 04

  Some people are very self-conscious.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  McCone, how many times have we done it? Oh, this is what I'm mad about you. I found out what I'm mad about this guy.

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you?

• 1:07:41Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  It pisses, what?

• 1:07:43Speaker 04

  I remember.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  It pisses me off so bad. I can't believe he did. Imagine this, okay?

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  So a couple of years ago, I called McCone, I go, can you come over to my house? I have an audition. Right? And, you know, we do it, how many times? How, how long did it take, you think?

• 1:07:58Speaker 04

  Oh, we did it in Australia and we did probably twenty-two takes.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, twenty-two takes.

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-two?

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  Of one scene?

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  No, it was a couple, like three or four scenes.

• 1:08:09Speaker 04

  It was like two scenes.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Two scenes.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  That's so many takes.

• 1:08:13Speaker 04

  It took a while to get into a good rhythm.

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  Twenty?

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  But yeah, I'll, I'll tell you why. Because I hadn't memorized it fully.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're reading off the sheet?

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then I, I wanted to get a kinda more familiar and that, you know, we tried it a couple of times, different angles.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  So you practiced it on film, basically?

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  So this is what this fucker does. He goes, remember I helped you audition for this? And Rory Scoville got it? And he kills it. It's that new Steve Carell movie, uh, TV show on.

• 1:08:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Rooster.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Rooster, right?

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's so good in it.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he kills it as a cop, right? And you were the one that helped me audition for that. But why would you send me? Somebody else's performance? It's like, hey, remember that you're a bad actor? That's the fuck it, right? Would you be mad?

• 1:08:57Speaker 04

  Well, I.

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  Very funny.

• 1:09:00Andrew Santino?

  That is so mean.

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  It is? It's so mean.

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  Look who made the team.

• 1:09:03Speaker 04

  But it was, but it was like, look what he did. Maybe if you did it more like that next time.

• 1:09:07Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit, that made it worse. What are you talking about?

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  It's.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  They're two different actors.

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:09:14Andrew Santino?

  He's not gonna do it like.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  Dude. Dude.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  You said you liked him all week.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, alright.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  Come Friday, it's over.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're fine, okay? So here's the new rule, alright?

• 1:09:28Andrew Santino?

  New rule?

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  You're never. You're never gonna film me in an audition again.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so he did it on purpose, maybe?

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Uh, maybe, I don't know, but it's like, that can never happen again. Cause that hurt my feelings so bad. Because I saw the scene.

• 1:09:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  And I was like, oh, I should have done that like that.

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  Apologize.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't have to apologize. I just don't understand why you would send me that.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  I'm gonna be honest, I'm, I am sorry, and I don't think, I don't think Hollywood casts you correctly.

• 1:09:55Andrew Santino?

  Shut up, don't be, don't, don't weasel, don't weasel your way fucking out of that.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  My god.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Carlos, you think that was fucked up?

• 1:10:02Speaker 03

  Of him to send you that thing?

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  I think it's ignorance, he's young.

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's ignorance, he's young.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  No, it's, no, no, it's not. No.

• 1:10:10Speaker 03

  He wouldn't do that.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  It's so political.

• 1:10:12Speaker 03

  He would do that at forty.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  You're fired as my tour manager.

• 1:10:15Speaker 03

  You are so fucked if I'm fired, your tour's in like ten days.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  Timeout. It's not, it's not youth, it's not ignorance.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 1:10:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm not making a joke.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  Tell me what it is.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  Gonna be a fun tour.

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm not making a joke. I know what it is. You know what it is?

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know what it is. Explain it to me like I'm here.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  Everyone in the.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now.

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  Everyone.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right, tell me what, what it is, because I can't, I'm not clear.

• 1:10:42Andrew Santino?

  Many of my closest friends who have met Mccone, know what it is.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Tell me what it is.

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  And we haven't talked about it.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me what it is.

• 1:10:48Andrew Santino?

  But Mccone.

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:10:51Andrew Santino?

  Is on the spectrum. I'm not making a joke, I just said I'm not, see how he laughed because he's uncomfortable? Mccone is on the spectrum, he is autistic, because he does things where I go, I don't think he knows he's doing that. And he doesn't do it to be mean or rude, or coy, or smart alecky, he actually doesn't know that it might hurt your feelings.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  But.

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  He does have a little bit of autism, and I'm not, I'm not making a comedy bit.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  Look, your night terrors?

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, the way you do it, is autistic.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  Stop, no, no!

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Why is the hands have to, you're.

• 1:11:21Andrew Santino?

  Help, help, help!

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  I thought someone.

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  The running back and forth, it's very, very, you know?

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  And if you have autism, it's good, it's fine.

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  We're not making fun.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  We're not making fun of them.

• 1:11:30Andrew Santino?

  I'm saying he has autism.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:32Andrew Santino?

  He's slightly autistic, and he does things where I think he doesn't know.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  The intention is not to be mean or rude, or, he just doesn't know.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Amen.

• 1:11:40Andrew Santino?

  The social cues are gone there.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  I think I'm right.

• 1:11:44Speaker 04

  I mean, I, I, to be honest, I think I did it because I, I enjoy connections with you, and I was like.

• 1:11:50Andrew Santino?

  This is what an autistic guy would say.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  That's a real way. To connect with somebody.

• 1:11:53Speaker 04

  No, I was like.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, here are your failures.

• 1:11:55Speaker 04

  I think he'll respond.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  Any press is good press.

• 1:11:59Speaker 04

  You rarely respond to anything I say. So I'm like, oh, I think he'll respond if I say, I remember.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Did I respond?

• 1:12:04Speaker 04

  You did.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  What did I say?

• 1:12:06Speaker 04

  You said, yeah, Roy Scoville, got it. But also look at that first message. See how genuine that was.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  Let me see. Can I see it, please?

• 1:12:13Speaker 04

  I was just remembering. And like, it was a fond memory.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  He sends a clip of the rooster. Remember, I filmed your audition for that in Australia? Why?

• 1:12:23Speaker 04

  Because I remembered it.

• 1:12:24Andrew Santino?

  That's like sending a wedding photo to your ex, being like, remember you used to fuck me? It's like, I don't.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's weird.

• 1:12:30Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:12:31Speaker 04

  It was a fond one-on-one memory. We don't have a lot of those together.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  That's not a good memory.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  I had a fun time with you.

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  We had a fun time in Australia, but what I'm saying is, is that you can't understand how that would hurt my feelings?

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  Well, I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  This guy, he does have it.

• 1:12:48Andrew Santino?

  Because I told you.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he definitely has it.

• 1:12:50Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.